sports

[burnt cedar]

Henry lmaoooo https://vxtwitter.com/cbssportsgolazo/status/1760434448103793094?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

He really loves her

[short flame]

Micah cracks me up such a funny pundit

[mental elk]

Man I wish I had access to this

Instead we're stuck with fucking Rio Ferdinand, Michael Owen and (occasionally) Steven Gerrard

On the studio formally known as BT

At least on commentary for the big games we get Ally Macoist. Which is the best possible co commentator

[haughty moss]

lmaoo

this panel one of my fav groups

[nimble onyx]

Facts Micah always gets me

[haughty moss]

his laugh takes me out

[dim ledge]

@short flame https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHLIL1QeVVU

Diaz had a lot of good chances saved or just wide, glad he got his goal

Mac Allister absolutely MOTM though

[thorn hornet]

😭😭

Why is he pogging

Live Thierry reaction

[slow violet]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/report-dom-disandro-suspension-impacted-nick-sirianni-during-games

🤣 man is the epitome of philly

[celest zephyr]

Sirianni having temper tantrums

[fleet orbit]

Dude AP is having a fire sale

Apparently his debt is so bad he’s selling his mvp trophy

[rustic ore]

Well he beat the shit out of his kid so sucks to suck that he doesn’t know how to manage money

[fleet orbit]

Oh for sure I’m not offering pity

[lyric rune]

https://youtube.com/shorts/oPwLhy2MyVQ?si=wXvTf9f2gWX8WSyt

😏😏

[amber grove]

https://twitter.com/MLBNetwork/status/1760482074329243908?t=fC7lWdftgXvevkiTxyPMjQ&s=19

MLB Network (@MLBNetwork) on X

A groundbreaking 40-70 season and now the #1 spot on the #Top100RightNow!

@Braves superstar @ronaldacunajr24 lands atop our countdown after winning the first MVP of his career.

Twitter · Feb 22, 2024, 1:50 AM

[proud coyote]

very fun fact

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/BUxoyzm246o

[tacit panther]

?

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-smallest-violin-gif-4999701

[fleet orbit]

It’s lasted over 20 years

https://tenor.com/view/hug-gif-11734056932374068596

To raiders fans I simply say , again

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/BR_OpenIce/status/1760524663745069535?s=20

[fleet orbit]

I honestly think if the chiefs don’t 3 peat it’s due to someone in the afc

Idk who but that’s just my feeling

[rustic mountain]

Bros need to do a hell of a lot to 3peat

People are scared because Mahomes is the new Brady, but even Brady had holes in the armor

The Chiefs are far from inevitable next year

[slow violet]

not surprised, man has a budgeting problem also might have a gambling problem 😭

[slow violet]

man the AFC truly is a disaster right now

i actually think the NFC has an ability to bounce back. Yes the QB talent is so much better in the AFC, but i feel like the coaches are not good enough to beat Andy and Spags in the playoffs*.

only 3 i can see beating them in the playoffs are the harbaughs and zac taylor(if joe plays really well)

[short flame]

Booo the keeper

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/sixersgeo/status/1760419483385213317

[short flame]

Please tell me this is a metaphor

[slow violet]

lol ya its a metaphor

[short flame]

I was worried he was talking to the character in the movie

[fleet orbit]

Exactly , every team has missed chances

[fleet orbit]

I would actually say Mahomes makes it seem worse than it is , the afc has the bright young Quarterback talent

Burrow coming back is huge

[slow violet]

https://twitter.com/barcatimes/status/1760594817921253582?s=46

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes) on X

🚨| BREAKING: Dani Alves has been sentenced to 4 years and 6 months in PRISON! He has also to pay the victim a €150K compensation. ⚖

Twitter · Feb 22, 2024, 9:18 AM

wild

[amber grove]

It wasn't a dream

Arsenal actually lost to Porto

😭😭😭

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1760645932343837016

[sacred kite]

Please let it be the Raiders

[fleet orbit]

Raider nation would party for weeks

[sacred kite]

Raiders vs Eagles SB

[fleet orbit]

Bears please and thank you

[sacred kite]

Ok fine I’ll do it for you🫡

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-gif-11734056932374068596

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[fleet orbit]

No but all jokes aside imagine if the raiders smoked the chiefs in the playoffs

The raiders parties would be immense

[short flame]

You’re in charge of the script?

[fleet orbit]

Can the jets go 0-17, and the packers

No reason ….

Rodgers gets benched for Zach Wilson?

Jordan love causes a contract dispute and goes to the commanders ?

Or giants , that’s fine too

[hasty mesa]

Sorry, Love is yours to deal with

It’s ok because you have Caleb Fields

Schrodinger’s QB

[fleet orbit]

And I let the giants come along for the ride , don’t make me take back sies

Besides jones isn’t much different than fields

[sacred kite]

Yeah as of yesterday

[short flame]

Can you help out a bills fan please

[fleet orbit]

I’ll send you a deep dish pizza and a 12 pack of old style

[short flame]

Is it the weird Chicago pizza?

[fleet orbit]

Define weird

[short flame]

I don’t even know how to describe it it’s just weird

[fleet orbit]

It’s big it’s thicc you can manage at best 2 slices ?

[short flame]

Is it this?

Why so much sauce

[fleet orbit]

Deep dish! Delicious

[short flame]

No thanks

[fleet orbit]

More for me lmao

[short flame]

But do send the 12 pack of old style

[sacred kite]

Bills vs Raiders AFC championship

Bears vs Eagles NFC championship

[fleet orbit]

Cheers to that !

[short flame]

And then we beat the raiders right… right

[simple seal]

Man as someone who has followed footy for over 20 years now, is still weird seeing the Bernabeu with a roof lol

[short flame]

I’ve never seen it with a roof

So weird

[simple seal]

The outside is also just so weird lol

[short flame]

How is it outside?

[simple seal]

Reminds me of Soldier Field, maybe not as cursed

[short flame]

Last time I went to the hockey arena of the Canadiens I was so disappointed with the outside. Inside beautiful, outside looks like every other building, it was in a bad state

[short flame]

I’d have to see it after renovations but it doesn’t look as nice as the inside

[simple seal]

Soldier Field is just awful, should have made a new one instead of this lol

[short flame]

Is it built over an older field?

[simple seal]

Yep

The OG Soldier Field

[short flame]

See this looks nice

Either keep it or build a new one

The combined thing is in bad taste

[simple seal]

It looks so bad lol

[short flame]

Our stadium in Cali is so bad because they bought the land around it to build but because they made the stadium first around it it just looks like it’s in the middle of nowhere. They haven’t even finished the parking lot

[simple seal]

lol

Reminds me of a couple of F1 tracks that are supposed to be urban tracks but the buildings havent been built yet so the track is in the middle of nowhere

[short flame]

Yeah the owner at the time had big plans to build around it for the community then he died and the new owner just kept it as it is. Apparently his son wants to buy the club back and continue his legacy but nothing official yet

[desert palm]

@robust grotto https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1760682803346497945?s=46

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) on X

Kodai Senga has a shoulder injury and is expected to start the season on the injured list

Twitter · Feb 22, 2024, 3:07 PM

[robust grotto]

Bro

Delete this man @desert palm I don’t want to look at this 😭

[short flame]

@robust grotto look at this it looks serious

[robust grotto]

it’s like if Dahlin got injured in training camp like .. man we stink already but now we will stink even more

[dim ledge]

Not Kyodai....

[robust grotto]

Kyodai Kodai NOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/kazuma-kiryu-kiryu-kazuma-kiryu-yakuza-yakuza5-gif-20963259

[robust grotto]

Also I did not understand what you meant by RIP cell service at first

[desert palm]

Actually hurts

[robust grotto]

Yeaaaaaah

[desert palm]

Kodai is a Huge One Piece Fan

One of the confirmed few in the MLB

[robust grotto]

That’s awesome. He’s been a bright spot for us

[desert palm]

They expect him to still make a decent amount of starts, but there is no timetable of when he comes back

Aka

I hope Senga feels better

But LOLMets Begins

[short flame]

My friend do I need to remind you James and Falcao are injured 50% of the time. I know the pain of having your best player out

[short flame]

Now I feel bad too

[desert palm]

He got Covid during film red release and he was so upset about it

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/mlb/status/1760689070035075257?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[short flame]

[desert palm]

Allegedly his teammates in Japan were teasing him because they watched it before he could

[short flame]

Oh teammates in Japan

Did he play koushien?

[robust grotto]

Today gets even worse for Mets baseball, now I have to deal with Tim Anderson destroying us

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol

[robust grotto]

No 😞

[dim kettle]

I hear music in the background. Meet the Mets

[robust grotto]

Unironically would’ve loved Anderson

[short flame]

I know you’re talking about about another one but I miss Craig

[short flame]

We have 3 stars in Colombia from the previous generation, James Falcao and Quintero. The 3 only played together once during their whole career. That win over Poland in the World Cup 2018. We live in constant pain

[desert palm]

“Down Goes Anderson” literally to Miami

[short flame]

[calm mulch]

What are the chances of the Mavs winning this ? Suns are also in a winning streak as well

[hasty basin]

60 Mavs 40 Suns

[nimble onyx]

I think Mavs got it

[lyric rune]

https://fxtwitter.com/TheEuropeanLad/status/1760593144742023199

[desert palm]

https://youtu.be/rdfx1sFM5IQ?si=z669YEw-VeshUSIj

27:34 is when Ian Happ talks about the Uniforms

[desert palm]

Cubs centerfielder

[desert palm]

@short flame “oh like the John Fogarty song”

Yes, like the John Fogarty song

[short flame]

Oh yeah great song

Did you know they created a baseball position after the song

https://youtu.be/Xq3hEMUeBGQ?si=TuDf5QEPsqbGjrq3

[amber grove]

One of the best songs ever

[short flame]

Yeah I love that song and everything he’s done both as a solo and ccr

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1760729948518859094

[sweet tree]

who dat

[sweet tree]

should be more than that

such a short sentence

[hasty basin]

New UFC champ

[sweet tree]

oh

[hasty basin]

Undefeated featherweight champ 😎

[sweet tree]

Georgian / Spanish huh

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[short flame]

Oh Georgian congrats croco

[lyric rune]

ffs Rennes pls do something for me

@fluid moat u watching the Milan game?

[hasty basin]

Gonna have a 2nd champ too....

[fluid moat]

Nah

[lyric rune]

I would rather Rennes to advance

than Milan

[desert palm]

@short flame former Yankee joins tigers https://x.com/jonheyman/status/1760731020008280504?s=46&t=gBdTsaafi5LoZL_QEVezxg

Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) on X

Gio Urshela to Tigers. $1.5M plus incentives.

Twitter · Feb 22, 2024, 6:19 PM

Reason why I am @ you in particular is because if you recognize his name, it’s one of the players I mentioned to you that’s Colombian

[short flame]

Are the tigers a good team?

[rustic mountain]

Not really no Sanjuan lol

[short flame]

Are they in the mlb?

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/MagicalXavi/status/1760604816966029560?t=GSOyr0SrANRq0tXPhZehxQ&s=19 @honest umbra

🫡

[sweet tree]

yes

[short flame]

Oh nice he still gets to play in a top league

[rustic mountain]

I am surprised Urshela is still around

[short flame]

Yeah he’s too good

[rustic mountain]

[desert palm]

I mean to be fair Sab the year we traded for Josh Donaldson and use him as the one of the pieces Gio ended winning the trade and was better

[rustic mountain]

Yes but to also be fair

Josh Donaldson hasn't been shit in a long. Long. Time

[desert palm]

Sab now crying in 2015 and 2016 lol

[rustic mountain]

It's okay, eventually. One day. Maybe. We will get a ring. Just not anytime soon

[desert palm]

I was joking about the NSFW………….

https://x.com/jomboymedia/status/1760752931085676663?s=46

Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) on X

Yeah we gotta do something about these pants

Twitter · Feb 22, 2024, 7:46 PM

😬

Mods I’ll delete if it violates rules

[dim ledge]

Apologise

[wispy stream]

Cmon Olympiacos 🔴⚪️🦁

[dim kettle]

Baseball world:

[calm mulch]

on the day i posted it was afraid it was going to bite me in the ass one day

but you gotta understand the context, he was playing bad the match i was watching

[dim ledge]

[short flame]

Why did they post it

[calm mulch]

i do apologise to him and his lustrious hair

[desert palm]

This is the official Giants photo day picture

[dim ledge]

Unironically I'm so happy with our current midfield chemistry I'm almost concerned as to how we'll operate with Szoboszlai bacc

[calm mulch]

Whenever i watch my team play a close match i always turn into a hater for every little mistake, is this a sports fan thing ?

[short flame]

Couldn’t they cut the picture or something. Whoever posted it needs to be held accountable

[calm mulch]

Our current midfield is monstrous, now we just need darwin nunez to have that click where he stops missing the easiest goals

[dim ledge]

I mean it's not just you if that makes you feel better

Never operated like that myself

There's only one truly ass player on Liverpool and that's Adrian

[calm mulch]

Like, he misses 1 on 1 situations but makes the most athletic finishes

[dim ledge]

Who I unfortunately share a birthday with

[calm mulch]

Van Den Berg is playing well right now too, maybe he comes back to give our center backs some time earlier in the season

[dim ledge]

Naw lol I mean

He's fine and if we keep him I'm happy with that

But he's not getting in ahead of Quansah

[desert palm]

It could be we’re seeing things, but like it looks really bad if it is

[dim ledge]

Assuming we keep Konaté/Virgil/Quansah/Gomez, that rotation keeps strong

[calm mulch]

i said the same thing the other day, but it's stilla good option

[short flame]

I gotta learn how to not be like that because the moment I hate a player I end up not being able to come back from it

[dim ledge]

Though Gomez is a fullback too so he could also be 4th choice

Which I think is fine for VDB

[calm mulch]

Somehow we got 2 alexander arnolds now idk what tf is bradley doing and how he is so good this early

[short flame]

I don’t know how it could be anything else

[short flame]

There’s a second? Did you sign his brother or something?

[calm mulch]

i was talking about bradley being a good right back right out of the bat lol

just singing high praises from what i see from him

[short flame]

Oh I thought you meant literally

[calm mulch]

Also, Man City tying with Chelsea earlier this week was hilarious

[short flame]

Like when there was a Kyle walker and a Kyle walker peters at spurs

[calm mulch]

imagine dropping points this late into the season

to a team with actually no midfield

[short flame]

Good result

[calm mulch]

the only reason Chelsea isn't in the relegation zone is because their last defensive line actually plays well

but that doesn't save you if you never have control of the ball

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1760757209632313827

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) on X

Source: #Chiefs are signing free agent punter Matt Araiza.

Araiza, a sixth-round pick in 2022, was out of football last year due to a rape lawsuit, which was dropped in December.

Twitter · Feb 22, 2024, 8:03 PM

@versed forge Have fun with that media shit storm 😬

[calm mulch]

Steph & Klay vs Sabrina & Caitlin*

[short flame]

@dim ledge

[desert palm]

First Spring Training game

Pre season!

Dodgers versus Padres

[versed forge]

Oh god 😶

Chiefs are always bringing drama to the roster

I hope he’s at least good

[desert palm]

@short flame it wasn’t posted by the giants themselves but rather a giants beat reporter

[short flame]

But where did they get the picture

[desert palm]

……. By a photographer on photo day……..

[short flame]

And the photographer and his team didn’t notice it. I don’t know this whole situation should have been avoided

[rustic mountain]

???????????????????????????????????????????????????

Look I know we were hated but the Chiefs are looking to even 1up that

Wtf

[hasty basin]

And because the relegation standards are absurdly low

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/1760772478538862779?t=37KU15HdKsdxlRcVwPxcuA&s=19

he's just missing the cup

[short flame]

I knew it was coming but

[sweet tree]

ye...

he overtook Falcao

[short flame]

What a shame

Falcao 30 in 33
Pea: 31 in 56

[thorn hornet]

Auba joining Chelsea feels a bit better when he performed worse

What I want to say is that it's not an additonal salt on the wound

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/FanaticsSucks/status/1760785449373864074?s=20

[desert palm]

lol

[celest zephyr]

they are low but it'd be a mess if they were any higher

a lot of the english league teams don't do that hot already

[dim ledge]

That Barca/Arsenal kit combo is atrocious and lazy

Ah wow Europa draw tomorrow

Wonder who we get

Hope it's qarabag. Not even BC easy but because I love crushing Azerbaijani dreams

[fleet orbit]

NBA is back

It’s so warm in Illinois I got to go hoop

[ocean estuary]

what part of illinois

[fleet orbit]

Downers grove , west Chicagoland , you from here too?

[ocean estuary]

yep chicago

[fleet orbit]

Who’s your favorite Chicago team?

[ocean estuary]

the bulls

[fleet orbit]

I hate myself so mines the bears 😂😂😂😂

I root for cubs for baseball , and I don’t have any interest in the hawks rn

[ocean estuary]

chicago be losing alot

[ocean estuary]

sox for me

[fleet orbit]

The Sox and bulls have a dumpster fire at owner

I don’t have anything against the Sox , I like when they are good

[lyric rune]

What time is the Europa league draw tomorrow?

[dim kettle]

Someone mentioned Jerry Reinsdorf:

[fleet orbit]

His bum ass needs to sell

For all their warts , the cubs ownership is leagues above the rest of Chicago teams

[dim ledge]

@desert palm

[desert palm]

That’s really cool although I don’t get the connection of mountains and the Mets

[dim ledge]

Yeah I just looked at em

Really weird

There's just the 3 landscapes

[simple seal]

Damn, Lakers weren't purple and gold yet

[restive vector]

Let's go stars

[fleet orbit]

NBA is back let’s gooooo

and the bulls are getting cooked 🤢🤢🤢

[lyric rune]

https://twitter.com/FootRankings/status/1760799887359119587?t=S2mBnMzH-qNr4ZFNHFllZg&s=19
@fluid moat

Football Rankings (@FootRankings) on X

🇮🇹 Amazing AS Roma added +0.286 points more to Italy which are now at incredible 15.571 points won!

With all seven clubs still in European competitions, it's almost certain that Italy will secure extra Champions League spot!

Twitter · Feb 22, 2024, 10:53 PM

[sweet tree]

probably to early to say as things can change but they've been good.

[lyric rune]

Germany pls don't disappoint me 🙏🙏

[sweet tree]

true i guess you wouldn't want Spurs or United getting a UCL spot.

[lyric rune]

yea

I don't want England to get it in general

[calm mulch]

KEVIN DURANT WENT OFF AFTER BEING CALLED A BITCH
23 POINTS ON 23 SHOTS
2/8 FROM THREE(GREATEST SCORER OF ALL TIME?)
5 TURNOVERS
4/14 IN THE SECOND HALF
PJ WASHINGTONS SON

[fleet orbit]

Lakers warriors got boring so I switched to college ball

[slow violet]

watching two retirement home teams play is not fun

[celest zephyr]

Tbh the lakers are more of one

At this point i really don’t know how the leafs don’t at least consider trading Reilly

After being up and down all season they win all 5 games he is suspended for

Sure him being suspended motivated the team but still that’s kinda damning

[hasty basin]

What did I miss

[mental elk]

Thank christ fucker didn't score against us

[hasty basin]

In theory it makes sense

Moore is such a championship striker but still

He's not THAT accurate

With his headers

He won headers in the prem too but barely hit on target

[mental elk]

mf beat us with 2 different teams this season but at least he didn't score

can't be having a former Cardiff man scoring against us lmao

[hasty basin]

True

Giant Welshie

[mental elk]

true he is fucking giant. Man always got booked for going for headers, cause he was so big compared to most that when he jumped his elbows where always level with peoples heads lmfao

[fleet orbit]

So when did Washington state become so good at basketball?

[burnt cedar]

Damn https://x.com/theflzone/status/1761017117766295766?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

The #EFL Zone (@TheFLZone) on X

😳 QPR’s Ilias Chair has been sent to prison after being found guilty of breaking a truck driver's skull with a rock.

He’s been sentenced to a year with a further 12 months suspended.

(via @talkSPORT)

Twitter · Feb 23, 2024, 1:16 PM

[hasty basin]

Didn't like him for us but he's not bad as a championship striker so

[stoic topaz]

man I hate how the media uses the threes made stat. every day you'll see a post with "X" is the first player ever to average or put up 12 rebounds and 4 threes and like, who cares. at the end of the day if someone made 15 threes and had 45 points he didn't have a better game than someone who scored 46 points by other means. "threes made" is a completely irrelevant stat. getting your points from the three point line is not any more impressive or good than getting them anywhere else, and I feel like the only reason people use these stats is cause players recently began shooting more threes and as such it's easier for things to be the first or most ever

[fleet orbit]

Any fans from the state of Washington who want a good story should be tuning into Washington state basketball

A team evolved from a random average team to a 1st place tournament caliber team that just went to a top 5 teams place and took a win

[robust grotto]

Straight out of the 2000s, I love it lol

[short flame]

No way this brings me back. I am rooting for Italy at the euros now

[dim ledge]

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1761085444836532679?s=20

Shocker. Saints still in the negative.

[versed forge]

[hasty mesa]

This is nuts

But hey, more cap means Daniel Jones contract seems less bad

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/friedgehnic/status/1761090493272727955?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Sad but deserved

[dim kettle]

Now he won't be able to afford that cocai-

[robust grotto]

What a dummy. Legit that’s not an issue with the NHL either, all you have to do is you know … not post it on social media

[dim kettle]

Truly an instagram moment.

[celest zephyr]

damon arnette moment

[slow violet]

lol they should of just taken the L on the Carr Contract, now this is their 3rd negative contract

[celest zephyr]

saints love kicking the can so hard

i'm amazed they haven't kicked a hole into it

[slow violet]

are they still getting fined draft picks?

[celest zephyr]

looks like that was just for covid

[slow violet]

all teams cap space

[hasty basin]

Chiefs still got that much?

[rustic ore]

It’s not a lot tbh, they can’t afford to keep both Chris Jones and L’Jarius Sneed without some severe cap gymnastics

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFLonFOX/status/1761103255680233968?s=20

Too bad those dreams are also picked off for 6.

[chilly flare]

I wonder how much cap they can move around with the Mahomes contract and push some of that down the road to definitely keep jones and maybe (unlikely) keep Sneed. Sneed is gonna get big money from someone

[hasty basin]

Ah

[pearl marlin]

Nick bosa mock draft 💀

[slow violet]

real?

[hasty basin]

Lost to Denmark

Embarrassing

58th ranked vs 23rd

[sacred kite]

Am I blind or are we missing the saints

[dim kettle]

They're just that far down. About a 30 million dollar negative difference compared to the Chargers.

[slow violet]

nah your not, lol they locked away in the basement

[sacred kite]

Yeah their space is abysmal

[dim kettle]

Remember. All that money put on that roster rn, only to let the Bucs win the NFC South.

[sacred kite]

They just need to start a Kickstarter dw about it

[slow violet]

lol bro how does loomis still have a job. This is the worst managed cap ever

lol and the broncos about to be the same once Sean gets his hands on it

[sacred kite]

Just sell the whole team to China

Guangzhou Saints

[dim kettle]

Loomis job should really be put into question. Not only for the cap situation. Just the amount of times this dude has traded up just to reach on draft picks.

[slow violet]

they are already isolated enough lol no need

[sacred kite]

At least the saints have cool uniforms I guess

[dim kettle]

Their gold is too muted for my liking.

[slow violet]

tbh i hate their unis

dullest uniforms in the league

[dim kettle]

Also they don't have a consistent combo. I swear their pants color changes week by week

[slow violet]

true

the Saints, Jets, Panthers, falcons all need new uniforms

atleast the jets getting them

[dim kettle]

Jets are getting new ones this year.

Well, we've already seen them. The road ones at least.

Texans, Lions, and Broncos are supposedly getting new unis too before the draft.

[rustic ore]

Lions don’t need new gear, their current fit is solid imo

I’d just like Denver to go back to their Elway jerseys full time tbh, not a fan of their blood orange

Curious what Houston will do

Side note

https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1761098248251417019

JPAFootball (@jasrifootball) on X

𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗦: The #Bengals want Tee Higgins for more than just next season and are working on a long-term contract extension, per @TonyPauline

“Sources close to the Bengals tell me the team is trying to negotiate a contract extension with Higgins to lock him up for the next…

Twitter · Feb 23, 2024, 6:38 PM

Bold decision to throw a huge amount at a glorified #2 when you have Chase waiting on a monster extension

[dim kettle]

Well, rumors are saying they're looking at a white helmet as their primary. And the Texans are looking to add that old Oilers blue back into their scheme.

[rustic ore]

That’d be nice

The Titans don’t need to own the Oilers history

That’d be like Baltimore owning the Browns history

Let Houston go back to Oilers style

[dim kettle]

Bud Adams legacy. Being a petty asshole.

[rustic ore]

Seems the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with what we’ve been hearing about his daughter

[hasty basin]

Such an interesting title

[sweet tree]

Madrid legend lol

speed had 2 BCMs

[celest zephyr]

That’s the point though isn’t it? No team is going to win if they have a guy at the level of like treylon burks or Jauan Jennings as their wr2

Kinda need at least a competent number 2 that demands attention

Even with the chiefs trash wr core they’d have been fucked if rice didn’t show up and become a threat

[rustic ore]

Having a competent 2 and paying said player #1 money aren’t mutually exclusive though, nor should they

Higgins is a good player. He’s outplayed his rookie contract easily. But imo when you have a better player than him in Chase waiting in the wings to get even more than what Higgins might get from Cincy (which I can’t believe will be anything other than significant) that doesn’t sound like a recipe for long term success

[hasty basin]

I meant the horror tackle and went too far part

[rustic ore]

They’re already paying huge money for Burrow

[hasty basin]

It was so slow 😭

[rustic ore]

What especially might hurt the argument that Higgins should get paid top dollar by Cincy is the fact that this upcoming draft class is littered with stud prospects

[celest zephyr]

I mean this just says extension

Not how much they are paying

Also chase is their clear number 1 ofc he’s getting way more than Higgins lol

I highly doubt his agent is asking for anywhere close to that

Prospect wise it’s been like that for years and what maybe a third of the top picks can actually contribute in their first season or two

[restive vector]

The stars lost 4 games in a row

[celest zephyr]

Relax they can lose 24 more in a row

[dim kettle]

Lightning: Is that a challenge?

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/nuejaebs/status/1761084128387285169?t=hKAuiB7v5b3kHngLwAW0oA&s=19

Angry Ginge and Hazard on the same scoresheet is insane

[normal vortex]

TF SPEED AND WENGER AHAHA

[lyric rune]

https://vxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/1761133145330684127

[sweet tree]

😭😭

[lyric rune]

seems like even the God wants Leverkusen to win the league now

[celest zephyr]

That’s such a buttfumble holy shit

[normal vortex]

Liverpool just wants that alonso bag

[upper niche]

man citys better

if de brune wasnt injured we would be winning

[lyric rune]

https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1761140318563393791?t=iPU5wcrcwag0V241nDyh6A&s=19

[celest zephyr]

Tuchel masterclass

Its over

Bayern about to lose again tomorrow

[rustic ore]

Oh wow, just heard on the radio that the Dolphins are gonna cut Xavien Howard

[dim kettle]

That doesn’t sound like Tua being traded to China.

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/PelicansNBA/status/1761120217025990943

[fleet orbit]

Bro that jump shot is disgusting bro has no arc

He probably gets blocked unless he’s wide open

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NBAMemes/status/1761181954035400709?s=20

[silk cloak]

grayson allen got that mamba mentality

[short flame]

Mainz keeper trying his hardest to take the league away from Bayern

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge

There was an accident at the Malaka Center. I fear your brother Bilo was involved

[dim ledge]

good. this means i am next in line to inherit family fortune

the olive trees will be all mine

[robust grotto]

yes but according to agreement 18.7, section Lambda, you will not be receiving Athanasios the goat

I am very sorry

[short flame]

What’s the malaka centre

[wet kettle]

https://x.com/localsoundwave/status/1756755023696961809?s=46

Soundwave (@LocalSoundwave) on X

Me explaining how the U.S. would be an unstoppable Rugby powerhouse if our best NFL players went to that sport instead

Twitter · Feb 11, 2024, 7:00 PM

I think about it every day.

[short flame]

Différent sports with different rules and skills. I’m not saying they wouldn’t be good but it’s not comparable.

[slow violet]

honestly we can just send people from division 1 instead of the NFL to make it more fair

[wet kettle]

I know it’s a very boxing is not mma kinda thing but it’s a skill set that I think is transferable

[slow violet]

lol im just talking smack but i respect what they do, i actually think we can send a good team but we need a very specific body type

Rugy players built a lot like TEs

[dim ledge]

this is horseshit

[short flame]

To give you an example, snooker is a cue sport that is way harder than pool and the world #1 at the time went to the us open of pool. He got destroyed by a pool player. He had the skills to win the game as he plays a more difficult game but he wasn’t used to the rules and strategy of the game. It’s not because something is similar that you can just get in a new sport. I’m sure with time they’d adapt because they’re athletes but isn’t going to be that easy

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1761224782392229994

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) on X

Source: The #Bengals informed star WR Tee Higgins that they are franchising him.

Twitter · Feb 24, 2024, 3:01 AM

[rustic ore]

Expected

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-girls-regina-george-boo-you-whore-rachel-mcaddams-otp-gif-14906944

[wet kettle]

Thanks for all the info legit!

[short flame]

My pleasure

@robust grotto https://x.com/JosePerez1205/status/1761202636827574694?s=20

Jose Perez (@JosePerez1205) on X

Deportivo Pasto 0-1 Deportivo Cali
⚽ Juan José Córdoba

📌 J.J Córdoba sigue promediando 1 aportación de gol por partido.

📌 El Cali es el 1er equipo en alcanzar 15 goles.

Twitter · Feb 24, 2024, 1:33 AM

Difficult win on the road

[stuck estuary]

Start semenyo or sub Taylor for better player?

[short flame]

Man these time wasting tactics never fail to amaze me guy was about to come off turns around walks back to the referee shakes his hand and then goes off. Saves an extra minute

[short flame]

Sub richy on

[stuck estuary]

Nah nah he still good, maybe next week if he doesn't perform

[hasty basin]

Keep that imo

Strakosha?

Also I think we will score at least 1 but Walker may get an assist or a goal

Getting Salah for Foden next GW

[split wren]

Took a -8 hit bruv im not even gonna bother with Diaz

[split wren]

Do you still have your triple cap chip? Man I’d be disappointed if you don’t have it planned out for solanke

[split wren]

Fk nvm you played it

[hasty basin]

I do

It's just unavailable because of Wildcard

Lel

[hasty basin]

Dewsbury Hall is amazing

[stuck estuary]

Dead bench, cheap as possible

[hasty basin]

Scared to do that

Guess it's fine with Pickford

[robust grotto]

Damn bro peeps got Luton players in their team before WH players 😞😞 we are in a sad state of affairs right now

[hasty basin]

I have Barkley and Morris 😭

[lavish nexus]

i would cap saka

been in good form scored 4 in 2 and its a home game

[stuck estuary]

Heechan looking interesting

[stuck estuary]

No halaand?

[lavish nexus]

nah

[robust grotto]

It’s no hate !! We stink that much 😭😭

https://vxtwitter.com/nhl/status/1761211469243322772?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Good lord

[thorn hornet]

What are the odds that Villa sell Watkins for like 50 mil

Slim

[hasty basin]

Would be hard to not cap Haaland

Since sure he can drop games but

He also drops braces like it's nothing so

[sweet tree]

dang we feasting

I want 5

[short flame]

Barca?

[sweet tree]

yea, 3-0 so far

[short flame]

Clean sheet

[smoky fable]

Oh this is Getafe. Might as well go for 7

[short flame]

Just make sure you don’t concede

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/WesSteinberg/status/1761089529732022277?t=HM8RkS2tIOrzd9LgtFQvQw&s=19 @hasty mesa @robust grotto @torn gale

Wesley Steinberg (@WesSteinberg) on X

The NFL salary cap increase of $30.6M in 2024 only reinforces the #Giants decision to extend QB Daniel Jones last offseason, who is now on a bargain deal.

GM Joe Schoen is the envy of executives across the league who got ahead of the rising QB market.

Twitter · Feb 23, 2024, 6:03 PM

[hasty mesa]

LOL

I love Wes

He’s a parody account for Giants, he’s great

[celest zephyr]

Bargain????????? Dude sucks

Imagine paying 40 mill a year to a guy who’s about as good as teddy bridgewater

[hasty mesa]

Unironically though it makes the deal less bad

And we have an out

[celest zephyr]

Less bad but still its a bad contract

[hasty mesa]

Our cap is more than fine

Yeah

But it’s not gonna end their tenure as long as they draft QB

And have a plan post-Jones

[short flame]

I don’t know who that is but that’s an amazing name, don’t disrespect teddy

[fluid moat]

United are such a fucking joke man I’m crying

Everything that happens to them is like a script being written by somebody on Twitter

[noble fractal]

game over?

rip

[noble fractal]

true, im the writer

VFB had the chance to catch up to bayern but they bottled it and drew against bottom tier club köln

i hope bayern at least looses to Leipzig

[dim ledge]

United lol

[signal raft]

Poor Man United fans

[fluid moat]

This should be the nail in the coffin for Ten Hag

[signal raft]

I don't understand why they still keep Ten Hag

He doesn't fit for this team

[smoky fable]

oh they equalized, but lost anyways at the end.

damn

[sweet tree]

cleansheet

nice win

[short flame]

[rustic ore]

Now they’re gonna come to Bucs Twitter to bitch at us for the Glazers to sell again

[dim ledge]

Avraam Glazer himself actually scored the goal

[rustic ore]

Lol

Also since Glazing has become an insult now even their name is a joke

https://twitter.com/spotrac/status/1761413002308260312?t=tmjBthlkyENOdPjVvk-hWw&s=19 @rustic mountain @haughty moss something to brighten your days

Spotrac (@spotrac) on X

The #Saints have officially processed cap conversions for:

Derek Carr ($23.02M saved)
Erik McCoy ($7.18M saved)
Nathan Shepard ($2.38M saved)

The moves bring them down to -$36M of Top 51 space, handing the current Cap Hell Belt to the #Bills (-$41M).

https://t.co/va5OPwPJi6

Twitter · Feb 24, 2024, 3:29 PM

[short flame]

Yeah they should. Why haven’t they. Explain yourself buc. Sell the club. Sell the club

[rustic ore]

I don’t even watch soccer, we ain’t do nuffin

[short flame]

Yeah but you represent the owner so you gotta explain yourself

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-6997856904020830598

[fluid moat]

Tbh if Ratcliffe and INEOS can turn things in the right direction they might start getting off the Glazer’s asses

They are already starting to hire people who actually know what they’re doing

[lyric rune]

Lmao woke up to this news

https://www.instagram.com/p/C3vOEUSIVnI/?igsh=MTFjcXEzeHJuZXJ0Yw==

fabriziorom

Fulham 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐂𝐊 Man United! ⚪️⚫️🫨

Likes

240046

Instagram

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/Arsenal/status/1761466314365759618?t=jrHmSNrHlxxsSkKPa0bQ0Q&s=19

[thorn hornet]

Is it a shock really?

Anyways Jorginho for Trossard and Havertz moving up top might be a good decision

https://fxtwitter.com/NUFC/status/1761466022442504419?t=ummo7K0kGe6w7AOLOQwRow&s=19

Karius

[lyric rune]

well tbf it was at Old Trafford

[noble fractal]

fucking bayern man

why's they have to score last minute

[hasty basin]

Annoying...

[short flame]

[noble fractal]

ew bayern fan

🤢

[lyric rune]

city lucky ass

why tf they always got so lucky ffs

[broken ledge]

Basseyyyyy

Baller

[lyric rune]

https://twitter.com/LFC_Laith/status/1761436194620268888?t=203WrUknzVuPTtmaXeS5MA&s=19

Laith (@LFC_Laith) on X

Dear @FA_PGMOL ,

I was watching the Manchester United vs Fulham game in my living room, peacefully. Until I witnessed Bruno Fernandes telling the referee to f*ck off.

Please look into this and see there be a punishment equal to Virgil van Dijk’s incident.

Best regards. ✌️

Twitter · Feb 24, 2024, 5:01 PM

[mental elk]

that cant be a real tweet

lmfao

[mental elk]

He did well for them when he had to be chucked into the cup final

i'd honestly rate him better than Dubravka

No Dan Burn is where newcastle will really feel the

well, Burn

[sullen steppe]

COYG💪

[mental elk]

Certainly helps your set pieces when you have an actual giant on your team

[signal raft]

Arsenal is gonna have a hard time against Newcastle

[mental elk]

They'll be fine tbh

Newcastle didnt exactly cover themselves in complete glory when this was the reverse fixture.

[sullen steppe]

5-0 incoming

[mental elk]

thank you bbc

only the best pictures

[short flame]

Did he really do it?

[honest umbra]

good win today @sweet tree

apparently our first good comfortable win in months and I couldn’t watch smh

[sweet tree]

yeah frenkie was motm, cubarsi was playing some nice line breaking pass the kid is nice. I also missed the first half cause it was too early for me 💀

[dim kettle]

Spring Training Baseball:

[honest umbra]

TOO early for u??

[sweet tree]

I woke up around 11

[honest umbra]

It was at 7;15 for me lmao

[sweet tree]

lol

yeah true

much worse time for u

[honest umbra]

smh we gotta be fixing our sleep schedules

I can’t wake up later than 10 on weekends

[dim kettle]

Sleep schedules are overrated anyway

[thorn hornet]

Another set piece goal

Big Gabi

[signal raft]

Arsenal scored

It's over

[thorn hornet]

Livramento og

[signal raft]

Now it's a matter of how many goals they are going to score

[thorn hornet]

4 more hopefully

[signal raft]

Wtf was that

[thorn hornet]

Failed clearance

[signal raft]

One of the ridiculous clearances I saw this season

[thorn hornet]

Botman og

Nvm

[sullen steppe]

[thorn hornet]

KAIIII

2-0

Trippier sleeping

[sullen steppe]

Omg

5-0 incoming

[sweet tree]

holy hell

[sullen steppe]

Jorginho 🐐

Lovely ball

[signal raft]

Arsenal is playing fifa at this point

[sullen steppe]

Love to see kai getting in form more and more

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/ginohard_/status/1761487105992360312?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[fluid moat]

I swear Arsenal and Newcastle have already played each other 17 times this season

[thorn hornet]

This continuous barrage is insane

We really want 5

[thorn hornet]

Nah thats Rangers and Celtic

[sullen steppe]

Massacre😭

[hasty basin]

Me picking Botman in defence

[sullen steppe]

Bruno😭

[thorn hornet]

Few people that I can't stand in this Newcastle team

Guimaraes,Gordon,Almiron and Jason Tindall

[thorn hornet]

He's bring suffocated

He can't cope

[hasty basin]

Tindall 😭

[thorn hornet]

Nah thats a foul, he literally grabbed and threw Havertz

But whatever

Into the second half we go

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/br_openice/status/1761488475532976163?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

First week in the league.. we play our 3 biggest rivals.. can’t make that up lol

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/EduardoHagn/status/1761494128729198659?t=Dkk4A_2qHStmrs8WobiZFg&s=19

Ramsdale your time is up

https://fxtwitter.com/chyycarter/status/1761491531922305240?t=VTmlwW_yZwIb394l-kSzsA&s=19

[short flame]

Look at these tifos

[lyric rune]

@dim ledge wtf is this bro

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1761482810785763661?t=bavDNR-m8p5NaCTU0fEyUA&s=19

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Trent Alexander-Arnold has been stalked for a year by a fan who does nothing but harass him and send him obscene letters.

The Liverpool player had to hire private security, change his phone number and install CCTV and alarms.

The woman showed up at his home, at the Liverpool…

Twitter · Feb 24, 2024, 8:06 PM

☠️☠️☠️

[thorn hornet]

Insane miss from Havertz

[thorn hornet]

He wasn't interested in her because she wasn't pregnant

[lyric rune]

Wtf u saying bro

💀

[lyric rune]

when TF was this

doesn't ring a bell at all

[dim ledge]

smh

Not being up on the LFC lore

This was 2018 world cup

[thorn hornet]

One of the classics

[lyric rune]

yea I wasn't active on twt back then not to mention discord

wasn't someone who was into this kinda stuff, outside pitch especially

[dim ledge]

Don't look up Lovrens political opinions

[lyric rune]

well I am not a politics person in general tbh

especially when it comes to relating politics to anime or sports

[thorn hornet]

Hold on Newcastle kinda fired up this 2nd half

Gotta lock in

[sweet tree]

stop saving chat

[dim ledge]

The classic

[thorn hornet]

Martinelli off

Trossard off the bench they are fucked

BUKAYO

3-0

Starboy

[sullen steppe]

WOW

STARBOY 🐐🐐🐐

Absolute beauty

[thorn hornet]

Yeah thats game

King Kai assist

Playing out of his skin

[sullen steppe]

Kai perfect today

[thorn hornet]

Cheers Karius is crying

[slim nacelle]

Newcastles fall off in this 2nd half of the season is quite interesting

[thorn hornet]

2018 flashbacks

KIWIII 🥝🥝🥝🥝

4-0

[sullen steppe]

5-0

[noble fractal]

arsenal has been out for blood these weeks

[sullen steppe]

Will happen😭😭

[thorn hornet]

Karius blunder

[thorn hornet]

Not in CL

[sullen steppe]

Lovely to see this massacre😭

[noble fractal]

yeah

[thorn hornet]

This is type of greed they talked about in the bible

[noble fractal]

killing it in premiers but loosing to porto 😭

[thorn hornet]

And I love it

Set piece goal

Raya hit the ref 😭

[sullen steppe]

Lol

ESR

[thorn hornet]

Hale end boyz

All fallen out of favour

Willock cheap shot

No clean sheet

Had to be him

GG

Smith Rowe almost scored

I'm sad

[burnt cedar]

LETS GOOO https://x.com/orbinho/status/1761510151557644352?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Orbinho (@Orbinho) on X

Arsenal are now mathematically safe from relegation this season.

#A

Twitter · Feb 24, 2024, 9:55 PM

[thorn hornet]

GET IN

Sheffield be scared

Actually

[proud coyote]

FUCK

[thorn hornet]

We play them next week

[proud coyote]

I was counting on it

[signal raft]

Haha

Arsenal last PL games are great

[thorn hornet]

25 goals on last 6 games

Insane

[short flame]

No need to worry anymore play the academy

[sweet tree]

Kai has more goals than Rashford lol

[smoky fable]

damn

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/br_openice/status/1761515824483828163?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[thorn hornet]

Now thats wild

[short flame]

Poor guy, not a rashford fan but I feel bad now

[lavish nexus]

Arteta always taking saka off before he can score more 😭😭

[robust grotto]

What a week for the kid

[slow violet]

lol disgusting

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1761541924760981525?t=xXUpLfwadTJm1Zk9SJ6XMQ&s=19

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

Former Commanders offensive coordinator Eric Bieniemy is finalizing a two-year deal to join UCLA’s staff as its Associate Head Coach/Offensive Coordinator, sources tell ESPN’s @PeteThamel and me.

Twitter · Feb 25, 2024, 12:01 AM

[restive vector]

Let's go stars

END YOUR LOSS STREAK

[smoky fable]

League doesn't believe in him at all

[fleet orbit]

They really don’t

[dim ledge]

Wtf

I just saw the goal

https://youtu.be/nJErI_ynoBo?si=K8uysXCYA6r6O04h

What the fuck is Onana doing

Wtf wtf wtf

That's unacceptable

Reminder that United fans said he was better than Alisson

[short flame]

Onana is bad so I didn’t expected him to save that. Guy just stood there so bad. But man that defence in general was catastrophic. From maguire heading the ball and not reacting to no one following iwobi it’s so frustrating to watch. Defender ran past iwobi and let him a place to shoot

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/br_openice/status/1761609804580008394?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[rustic ore]

So just clicked up some NFL highlights from this past season as I've been missing it a bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chamUr8JPlc

Cannot be overstated what a steal the Rams got in Nacua

We've seen 5th round players gone on to have amazing careers as rare as they are, but never have they been as good as he was out the gate

Just ridiculous

[smoky fable]

He was a perfect fit with the Rams

[rustic ore]

I'm mad salty, he's legit a Kupp clown and went to the same team/HC that made Kupp a star

Love his game though, he's fun to watch

[smoky fable]

Yep

[desert palm]

@fleet orbit 2 AM Eastern standard time Jeff Bomb

https://x.com/jeffpassan/status/1761650923070271625?s=46

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) on X

BREAKING: Centerfielder Cody Bellinger and the Chicago Cubs are in agreement on a three-year, $80 million contract, sources tell ESPN. Bellinger will receive opt-outs after each of the first two years of the deal. Bellinger, 28, returns to the Cubs after a prolonged free agency.

Twitter · Feb 25, 2024, 7:14 AM

One boras down 4 to go

[solid dagger]

Dusan Vlahovic is the greatest human to ever grace a football

[sweet tree]

wtf...

a game rn is crazy ngl

huh I guess 12:30 pm games are common

[fluid moat]

I woke up too late

[solid dagger]

Don't worry this game will help you sleep again

[fluid moat]

6:30 am to watch Kostic cross his 60th ball into the defenders legs

[solid dagger]

That's real dedication

Great

[fluid moat]

Oh my god

Lmao

This game will put me back to sleep and then I won’t wake up again

[solid dagger]

AGAIN

[fluid moat]

Dude

Vlahovic and McKennie vs Frosinone

[sweet tree]

nice finish

[solid dagger]

RUGANI IS THE BEST CENTER BACK EVER

RUGANI >>>>> BECKENBAUER

[thorn hornet]

Allegri ball is depressing

[fluid moat]

Always making our wins the most exhausting thing ever

Back to sleep

[fleet orbit]

Let’s compete for the central

@desert palm remind me, whose your team in baseball?

[desert palm]

Yankees

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/ojas-rn-angry-eating-funny-gif-26828688

I’m just joking lol, think they have a prayer this year ?

[celest zephyr]

I like Peter drury but does he really need to read back a poem every single game

[celest zephyr]

Great another midfield injury in 2 games

[thorn hornet]

Ref lost the plot

Not even a foul

[celest zephyr]

Bradley going midfield?

Nah elliot dropping in

Our squad is paper thin right now

We now have 11 first team players injured

[thorn hornet]

Got the ball ref

Not the first time Caicedo did this

Same thing happened with Martinelli

[hasty basin]

https://gyazo.com/88bb1f79a98d6f25c5d1f22349c93b5a linesman injured

[thorn hornet]

Souza and Robinson started to fight lol

They are teammates btw

[celest zephyr]

Ben Chilwell biggest prick in Wembley

Caicedo is being way too aggressive he's gonna injure someone else soon

[signal raft]

Chelsea vs Liverpool might be a close game

Kinda who scores first take the W

[hasty basin]

https://gyazo.com/46b445d083e1071515075c8a40df651a

What's he doing man

[hasty basin]

Chelsea 😭

[celest zephyr]

VIRGILLLL

[thorn hornet]

Calma

VAR check

[hasty basin]

Well then

[thorn hornet]

No goal

[hasty basin]

Wow

[thorn hornet]

Chilwell should consider professions

Also that should've stood

Just give the trophy to Chelsea already lol

[hasty basin]

What is this

[celest zephyr]

Never offside

Stupid refs

Chilwell was literally holding vvd and apparently colwill was marking him?

[hasty basin]

We'll never stop hearing "We got a trophy in our worst season" ffs

[celest zephyr]

Any other game that goal would have been given

But because its a cup final they've got a stick up their arse about the details

[hasty basin]

Gakpo...

[celest zephyr]

?

Oh good lord I've just seen it

What a miss

[hasty basin]

How do these end 0-0

Imagine Gomez goal

Lmao

[celest zephyr]

96th minute 30 yard volley and all you hear it "GOOOMMMEZZZZ"

[hasty basin]

Saving it for Wolves

[celest zephyr]

To win the league

It'll happen eventually

He can't go his entire career with 0 goals it will happen

WHAT A SAVE BY KELLEHER

EXCELLENT FROM KONATE

[hasty basin]

Gotta happen under Klopp tho

[sweet tree]

this gonna go to PKs probably

[celest zephyr]

Fax

[celest zephyr]

Is there xt in league Cup final?

[hasty basin]

Liverpool Chelsea pens eh?

:)

Ah shit it's Petrovic now

[sweet tree]

I believe so

it's a final so yeah

[celest zephyr]

Still another half an hour then

Fucking hate Chillwell trying to wind up teenagers to get a reaction

Get a grip like

Wouldn't do that to konate would he

WHAT A PERFORMANCE BY KELLEHER

THIS IS HIS FINAL

[hasty basin]

Gk show off

Kelleher when I put him in FPL is...

[celest zephyr]

Extra time

[short flame]

What’s more difficult

[desert palm]

Hope so lol

[thorn hornet]

This Gallagher guy is melting

[celest zephyr]

Snooker 147 because it takes compelete perfection down to the smallest margin

[thorn hornet]

Why are Carabao Cup finals so boring recently

[sweet tree]

more boring than the UCL finals?

[thorn hornet]

Feels like everybody wants to go on pens immediately

[thorn hornet]

Kinda

[celest zephyr]

It's either pens or it's really easy for 1 team

[short flame]

Yeah and the parameters are changing as you do it. Obviously the 9 dart and hole in one are difficult but the target is not moving. In snooker the pack doesn’t open correctly you’re screwed

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-spieth-spieth-pga-tour-golf-ace-gif-20642815

I don't watch snooker

[short flame]

You know what’s crazy. Snooker player Shaun Murphy completed the 147, hole in one and 9 darter

[celest zephyr]

Yep

[short flame]

If you’re ever interested in watching or playing it I’m here to help

[short flame]

Golf is such a fun sport I wish I could go more often and learn to play correctly

[hasty basin]

I mean perfect hat-trick it depends who you're against lol

[celest zephyr]

OMY

[short flame]

Yeah as opposed to the others

[celest zephyr]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS IN

[hasty basin]

How HOW is this 0-0

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/xGPhilosophy/status/1761798745492947231?t=kW_LxDtjnTm49P5NPnuovg&s=19

oh god.

[hasty basin]

Lmaoo

[celest zephyr]

Decent shot from tsimikas

[hasty basin]

What is this GAME

[dim ledge]

BOOKLSDJFHSDJFFJ

GOAl

GOAL

[thorn hornet]

VVD lol

[dim ledge]

GOAL

GOAL

GOPAL

[hasty basin]

Oh my lord

[celest zephyr]

FUCKING CMONNNN

VIRGILLLLLLLL

[sweet tree]

finally

[dim ledge]

I LOVE YOU

[hasty basin]

VEE VEEEEE DEEEE

[dim ledge]

VIRGGGGGGGGGGG

im wearing his kit too

[hasty basin]

Congrats

[thorn hornet]

My goat

[dim ledge]

Tsimi with the delivery too

:')

[broken ledge]

Virgil brother

You are him

They denied you once

[dim ledge]

they said he was finished

https://tenor.com/view/happy-celebration-goal-emotions-premier-league-gif-25780749

[hasty basin]

Goated

Half the team has school in the morning

[celest zephyr]

FULLLLL TIMEEEEE GET FUCKING INNN

NEVER QUESTION THE REDS

[mental elk]

i think you could leave chelsea there till next week and they wouldnt score

god they are so fucking bad lmao

[celest zephyr]

My question is

Why not start nkunku

Their best attacker

[dim ledge]

playing against our daycare academy

[mental elk]

chelsea when given the options to spend literal billions

Ye lads Raheem Sterling and Nicolas Jackson

And why not throw in an 80 million for Mudryk

[dim ledge]

Kelleher MOTM

what a game from him

[amber grove]

He is not our best attacker 😭

[robust grotto]

Opens twitter - “ liVARpool “

Amazing

All I needed to see @dim ledge

[broken ledge]

Yep. But he’s out here proving everyone wrong once again

[celest zephyr]

He is by a mile

Who's better? Mudryk? Sterling? Fucking Jackson?

[mental elk]

opens twitter
See you've already failed at step 1

[dim ledge]

are you high? lmao

whos better? honestly, tell me

[mental elk]

Their U21s

[amber grove]

I've watched every Chelsea match

That fucker sucks

[celest zephyr]

If nkunku isn't Chelsea best attacker then Liverpool just won the champions league

[celest zephyr]

Who's better then

Tell me

[mental elk]

He's not great but compared to the rest of the clowns in that chelsea attack

[dim ledge]

right, so Nicolas Jackson who is worse at consistently scoring than Nunez is the standard of quality lol

[mental elk]

he's amazing

[celest zephyr]

Sorry to hear that bro must have been a tough experience

[mental elk]

Nah watching Chelsea is one of the keys of curing insomnia

[dim ledge]

Unironically your best forward. If he didnt get injured in his first game for 5 months hed have at least 7 league goals

but "that fucker sucks" lmfao

stop joking

[amber grove]

I've seen 2 UCLs in my life I'll be ok with 2 bad seasons

[celest zephyr]

Still not answering

Who's better

[dim ledge]

because its a reactionary take he can't back up

just move on from it

[celest zephyr]

Source : trust me bro

[dim ledge]

christ dude. what a fuckin GAME from Kweev

[celest zephyr]

Kelleher 10/10 performance

This is his final

[dim ledge]

Caused more damage to London hearts than the IRA

and, good on that

[celest zephyr]

💀💀

[broken ledge]

I’d say when it comes to form, Palmer takes the spot as their best attacker
But nkunku has proved to do more during pre season and Bundesliga

[amber grove]

Availability is the best ability Nkunku is never available

Thank God Victor is coming

[broken ledge]

That’s just my take

[dim ledge]

Palmer isnt a forward really

[amber grove]

He's considered one

[broken ledge]

I see him as a 10 yeah

[dim ledge]

no he isnt lol

[amber grove]

And we got him got less and he's better

[dim ledge]

hes a midfielder

[sweet tree]

what was VVD's goal disallowed for btw?

[dim ledge]

Endo for impeding the progress of Colwill

[sweet tree]

so a player offside disrupting the play

[dim ledge]

barely offside

they're holding

[celest zephyr]

On pure ability nknunku is the best

On form yes palmer is better

[sweet tree]

if he was onside they probably don't call that

[dim ledge]

its a weird call but

[celest zephyr]

Who?

[sweet tree]

Victor Moses

nah idk which Victor

oh Osimhen

[dim ledge]

LMFAO

yeah sure

[celest zephyr]

He's more likely to go Maidstone then Chelsea