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So drop down from the ceiling and somehow tackle the entire Niners o line
Lmaooooo

We are doing dabs for every swift sighting
Whitebeard introduced in 3rd quarter
I have whiskey and tequila for that
Yes, Whitebeard. The Super Bowl is real.
Nvm 17*
We all know.
Devito clutch
This is who the chiefs need
Yes bring him in
OHHH
Me and a friend use Luffy and Nami from this as our pfps in the NFL server

MCDUFFIE IS A BEAST
Bet he would be on demon time
3-0
Solid cover
Nickelodeon broadcast going WILD 🤣
↘️ Quoting Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)
A scoreless quarter pays +650. Congrats!
field goal is good, 3-0 49ers
Super Bowl record 
Great defensive play
He made that FG????
Yay 3-0
That was so far
wow
Like damn
Man looking like a prime Gianluigi Buffon
Jake moody survives another day
Whatever happens in Vegas. Stays in Vegas. So even if he went off. No one would know
I like whiskey
lmao
will anymore superbowl records be broken today? lol
SUPER BOWL RECORD
The nerds commercial was actually fun
HISTORY AT THE SUPER BOWL
Lowest score all time
Gotta slip in a safety there. 9-8 
5-3 sb
WHO WANTED A TWISTER SEQUEL
My square is sf9-kc5
A shame this had to happen now. If this was the 2000s we could've gotten Hugh Neutron talking about ducks and pie in the commentary booth. We were robbed. 
A scorigami?
brocks been p daring, thought he would play it safe tbh. nice to see
TWISTER 2 NO WAY
Bron Bron
Take the game
Fuck this weed is kicking my teeth in
I like the aggression
New Apes movie snippet looked good
Always thought that twister movie was boring for a movie about a tornado
LUNIK3 when he sees a Young Sheldon SB commercial
Good gain
YOUNG SHELDON FINALE LFGGG
Nah the picture they used of BB and Brady looked like they’re boutta kiss
Bazinga. It will forever run on TV in re-runs forever.
No don’t get banned we like you
MAHOMES OH MU

HOLY
Holy
NOOO NOT THE SWIFT CAM

WTF
Whoah
JESUS
Oh my god

Live swift reaction
I’m in the bathroom what happened????
Brother just sent it
OH MY GOODNESSS
Fumble
MAHOMES ID FUCKINH HIM
OMG A FUMBLE
FOR FUCKS SAKE THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS
FUMBLEEE
ITS A FUMBLE
LOOL
mahomes being great
💀 of course they show the Swift cam
SWIFT CAM
😭
There is a god
Fumble
FUMBLE LETS GOOOOO
everybody take a shot
LOL
FUMBLE
Holy shit

What is this game lol
No fucking way

GUMBLE
Bruh
AT THE ENDZONE HOLY
Lmaoo these guys drunk
REVENFE
LMAO
LMAOOOOOO
Hardman hahahhaahahahaahahahahahaahahahaahahaha
FOR TGE CMC FUMBLE
DAMN??
this game heating up lmao
So much for 52 yards eh
These backs trying to do too much man
the secondaries have been wild
Clutch catch and then bobbles it
TAYLOR SCRIPTIE
Smh
Fumble
That's what yall get for panning to Taylor
Wow
let me see her reaction to that fumble
FUCK!!
Yeah yeah
I have a feeling it's gonna be a Swift hate fest from here on out
If no one scores a TD in this first half I’m gonna have to step in
It’s been a swift hate fest the entire year
Yeah, I suppose you're right
Do it evan save the sb from the lowest score in history
Usher
Hilarious start
Holy
Good grief
Carl Weathers
All the under bettors eating
Someone throwing a pick
Oh Pacheco fumble lol
Flag WTF
FLLLLLAG
OMFG PLEASE GET THIS FIRST
Bro you don’t touch Andy Reid like that lol
Kelcie rage
Wtf, fucking assaulted Andy Reid
Kelce malding
OH MY GOD
Reid is the only thing I really can appreciate from them
ANOTHER LUNT
nice karlaftis
OMg
Nothing there
They are punting again
Muffed?
🫤
First quarter 😴😴
First half*
almost
Almost sold that one
Near fumble
Lmfao thought he fumbled the punt catch lol
I’m getting ptsd from the michigan Alabama game
Tbf his engagement relies on the game
Chiefs players hold onto the ball challenge
Swift going to break up with him at half time
“I just got my ring, now it’s time for yours” as he proposes to Taylor after the game
This Temu commercial just punctuates the Evil Super Bowl
It is a game of all time
So if he fails then she breaks up with him

Fuck TEMU, whoever made that commercial should be jailed
It is a game
This commercial annoying lol
Then we spend the rest of the night only showing that instead of the game
Halo live action?
Disgusting. Nothing is sacred
I think it’s the second season
Bruh
Where is one piece
There was a first? 💀
That’s what he gets for attacking Big Dom
Yes
lmao what tf
There has been?
Halo. Something more dissapointing then a New York Mets season.
cmon man
Welp
I know I was like master chef
Cheif *
I’m being so chatty after the weed lmao
Swifties lend mahomes your energy
Isn’t there supposed to be a one piece thing in the Super Bowl
Can we not mention Mets. This is the Super Bowl it makes me depressed
Buddy hurt himself celebrating
Greenlaw hurt himself rushing the field???
There is?
Intentional Grouding
Where did you hear that ?
Grounding
Still crazy that Kelce went up to his coach like that
Go Chiefs 💯
Saw a commercial
Aw yeah
Correct
Yes
Jason the better brother
Honestly. Like in what situation was that acceptable
Got a link for this one piece ad?
Ofc
Fr Fr
Yep
Flashbacks to sb 53
This script is so crazy man
Will this game exceed 13-3
https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1756840129053032556?s=46
That’s unfortunate
The CBS broadcast just showed #49ers star LB Dre Greenlaw fall down while attempting to run onto the field, suffering an apparent injury. Unbelievable. The cart came for him.
Yeah they just showed him
Terrible way to go out
The best Super Bowl ever
CTE is already kicking in on Travis
1st and out
Omg what an actual snore game
Niners fighting hard !!!
Kansas City possessed by the ghost of kadarius Toney
Turok bet again I see
Chippy
Wtf
I have alot of shit on the line bro
It's ACL
Super Punt Bowl

Nvm AChilles
Mahomes looking like a bum out here 😂😂😂

Game going the niners way
He’s on top of the stadium with a sniper rifle
but that one throw was great ngl
That should’ve been picked
Reese’s commercial was actually funny
I like it better when defenses suck
Ayo What
LOL
What grandma doing 👀👀👀👀
These commercials are mid
Also it doesn’t help that this play calling is not great
Scorsese?
Game is just pats rams 2.0
Fuck the NFL script.. what about the alien script
Besides seeing Martin Scorsese
We got like 3 alien commercials
Cannot wait for this game to end so we can get to FA and the draft
Commercials haven’t been good in a decade
Bass??????
After hours is peak
Purdy holding up the trophy without a single passing TD is gonna be a sight to behold
You all think usher is going to deliver
Hell yeah
Ehh
Never seen it
All these trailers are online huh
I think I only care about apes
I focus on the stage show as much as the Mysic with super bowls . You can’t overcome weak visuals
KNUCKLESSS
How did you drop that...
Greenlaw achillies
For sure
Wow
Going out sad
Patriots vs Rams or this game
“T-swizzle is watching
”
deebo makes up for it lol
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HANDS
First down
I'm feeling a 49ers tuddy soon
Good gain good gain
Mahomes uses his Deus ex machina in the 4th quarter and LOLWINZ
lol
???
Penalty Bowl 58
Chiefs are losing their head
Why are these players so stupid?
cmon Chiefs!!!!
Chiefs flag on the head slap
could be nerves
This is sounding like the same script as the one in SB 55.
But why be nervous ? They’ve won 2
true lol

WHAT A PLAY
LOL
WTF
Td
HOW DID THAT WORK

Chiefs are finished
FLEA FLICKER TOUCHDOWN!
bruh
Got y'all playing monkey in the middle
Td
wow
Everybody’s heads already gone
Wow
Holy hell
GREAT PLAY
Are we watching Madden?
CMC
LETS FUCKING GOOO
the swifties are finished lmao
SHANAHAN
Finally lol
HOLY SHOT
I fear we won’t see the Taylor Swift proposal today…
What a great play call
Quarter 3
WHAT A PLAY
SHANAHAN HAD THAT IN HIS PLAYBOOK
Quarter 3
FUXK !!!!
wow
KYLEEEEEE
Wow
Holy!!!!!
YESSIR
If this happens at the end of the SB. I'm calling copyright.
SNEED YOU DUMB FUXK!!!
CMC is sb mvp
Tricky playing

He’ll be joining Kupp and Rice in OPOY+MVP
That’s a good play
Script !!
This commercial sucks
Now don’t let what happened when yall last played happen again
I need the Greg Papa Radio call for this one.
Guys we did it we got a bingo

I did not just see Brady in a Dunkin’ Donuts jumpsuit did I
Cmc should've won mvp
Now fill it

Jesus add
And now a methhead commercial???
I’ll try
That halftime speech by Mahomes gonna be something
Young Sheldon mentioned
@robust grotto it’s yo boi
Jlo coming in hot with that botox
I can’t wait for RDC to make a skit
YOUNG SHELDON MENTUON LFG
Young Sheldon ending is wild cuz I remember when it came out
I prayed for times like the young Sheldon finale
Curious to see the demographic for young Sheldon’s audience
Like who actually watches that lmaooo

Just don’t spoil it
Is it actually good 
No young Sheldon spoilers 
Sheldon grows up
Facts
Bazinga
I liked it yeah
Nice
Spoilers please
Bazinga
Don’t do that Evan
Mahomes only has 5 completed passes btw
When does young Sheldon log onto Reddit
Life is a spoiler.
With a weird ending
Kelce hasn’t even had a whiff of the ball Taylor has already left the stadium
Crying purdy really look like a kid lol
LMAO
Taylor what are you doing here ? Yo man is playing
Live look in at Chiefs fans right now
Yeah I'm watching 😍

And talking to discord users ? Sus
CEH getting touches in a SB???
Nick Bosa’s arms are like twice as thick as my legs
Fire Matt Nagy
WTF
he's trying
bosa is so good
49ers r HUNGRY TONIGHT
Anna Frey celebrating rn
Tax ads is the best way for me to become unpatriotic
i thought she said "Kanye" at first 
They did not just play a bills add

dude we got to make a fg at least
Gotta love the NFL promoting a scam.
But sir you are a chiefs fan , and they are becoming patriotic 😅😅😅😅
Chiefs need a new OC
That’s that niners d, turok
What do you mean?
They gonnna have to earn it
This is nasty
It's a waste of money.
I don't want to gear it rn law
REID DO SOMRTHING YOU OLD MAN!!!
😭
well at least he hasn't thrown a pick...............yet 
Hold on he’s gonna call another screen
Nagy is the problem
How bout them chiefs (sad voice)
Anyways this isn’t anything to panic over yet
And niners defense
A problem I had to deal with for four years
if he runs the fucking ball one more time
Not even close
TurboTax is only a thing because school systems would rather teach you useless math then how to do taxes.
Masters ad
Running the ball is working
You poor thing 
Chiefs here need at least a field goal
Temu got money to spare for these ads
They get the ball after halftime
I’m a bears fan and I need a hug
No
Life’s hard

But yes 😅😅😅
Wow Kelce
Caleb gonna save yall. I hope
Remind me who your team is
You can hug your brand new Jordan Love teddy bear.
Giants 
You hate me
Future Td?????

Giants having issues
Gotta catch that dawg
You are impressively petty 😂😂😂, you should become a Chicago fan , you’ll fit right in
Decent gain

Captain revealing he's actually George R.R. Martin.
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HANDS
BRO CATCH THE BALL!!!
All teams can be comedy
Some more than others
New book in 40 years. Trust 💯
But you told me it was 30 ye-
PLS!!
good drive so far
a fucking fg
I ran out of ink
don't mess this up
insert c'mon, do something meme here
CMON!!!

LET MAHOMES COOK
Only commercial I liked was Dan Marino passing to Messi
LET HIM COOK
Kennedy ad?0
Man, aren't we glad the Lions weren't in this. It would turn in the game of who could drop the ball more.
The Steelers proceed to upset the chiefs 9-8 in the wildcard round next year , breaking a curse and ending the chiefs dynasty
Tinder???????
Come on mahomes throw that pick.
did I just see a girl have her skull cracked open by a goat
wtf was that
Commercial game has kinda improved
eww soda
I stopped caring years ago
Nah poppi is good
Small gain
“it’s not soda but it is soda”
Drink Coffee. Yummy Coffee.
huh
Healthy soda
Tea
Will the chiefs make a comeback?

Coffee and water (and bai iced tea)

Will this be a historical Super Bowl?
Td incoming
Yeah it will
Will Travis Kelce ask swift to marry him?
31-0
Find out next half after Usher
No. It doesn't involve beating Philly. Therefore it's illegal to be historical.
Touchdown!!!!!!!
Non
what was that play?
No idea
If I’m KC I take the points
Yeah
wrf was mahomes doing,
10-3 probs
Miss it for the meme
Fr
Does he think he Michael Jordan
Yep
wtf was yhay
10-3
field goal is good
Called it
least we got a fg
Cheifs comeback
still alot of time
Usher going to pump the team up
Attention artificial-turf truthers -- the fact that this happened on grass does not make the fake stuff better or safer.
↘️ Quoting NFL on CBS 🏈 (@NFLonCBS)
Dre Greenlaw appeared to injure himself jogging back onto the field
would be funny if both Purdy and Mahomes end up with 0 TD passes
Crazy stuff happening in the turf discussion
his run up is awkward tbh
ight, im going to get another bottle of sake. I'll be back
Is that the halftime dude?
Did you guys know that Purdy was the last pick in the draft
Drive safe

that's crazy
gg swifty era
Nice mid off
Mood
It’s Purdy last pick vs Hurts 600 lb squat
Ngl this will make the perfect Wojac
I did in fact see you do this in the gym Muk
.
Muk took the 601 pound barbell and spun it around his finger
So I wasn’t wrong that was Tom Brady in a jumpsuit
Who’s gonna have a masterclass in 2nd half
Me
Can’t wait to hear my favorite usher lyric: “Usher Usher.. yeaaah man”
I got a feeling
Shannon Sharpe spotted
But someone needs to ask MJD one. more. time. Can the Chiefs continue riding the D?
still crazy this happened. If the Chiefs lose Kelce gonna be criticized for this a ton.
He should be
everyone. incoming 85 point second half
You don’t do that lol

I get that he’s frustrated but that’s your HC
Literal toddler temper tantrum
Man Anthony Hopkins has aged
One of those moments where you think “maybe he’s a little TOO comfortable”
That’s so disrespectful
I feel like Hopkins was always old to me but still
Like you have a good relationship but he’s still your HC.
Embarrassing and assaulting your head coach on national tv
POV: AEW Stars talking to Tony Khan
I’m sorry you do that to me I don’t care who you are you’re sitting the rest of the game
Head coach is like “Composure lad”
i understand him tho. wanna make an impact for your team in the biggest game
That duolingo spot SUCKED
dunno if he’s been getting open tho
It was hilarious
It’s no reason to scream that way to your coach
Why his hair like that
I mean who expected thicc duolingo
i mean that’s not an uncommon thing. players often argue with their coaches
same as coaches often yell at players
He bonked into Reid
And yelled in his face
It’s not about arguing lol, you just don’t lay hands on him
Brother gave birth with his cheeks
not trying to hurt him or anything 😂 it’s extra but it’s not a problem
Again. Keice would be perfect for WWE. You always put your hands on the boss. 
Lmao
People will say Brock has just been game managing but idc
But that’s their job. Players need to listen to the coach and certainly not scream at them
they hold each other accountable
Peak Carl wheezer vibes
yeah purdy been great
He’s gonna get this for every game he plays for the rest of his career 😔
His mental is one of the best in the league idc
They can say whatever they want about Purdy and it won’t matter if they win the Super Bowl
Just having a QB that can make the best decisions in the moment does so much
Yep
But this is the chiefs and they’ve been here before
Whanahan doesn’t care
after this game, they can say what they want. theyll just have to address him as SUPERBOWL MVP Purdy 😌
If I’m the 49ers, I’d want to score points and not let the chiefs score points 
Thankfully this isn’t taking an absurd amount of time
CMC and Pacheco both did it
They’re even

Usher will score a TD
what is JJ hair 
Can you coach for the panthers?
Interesting game plan
Mahomes phoning it in 'cause he already got his rings 

Lmao
Lmfaooo
Creepers going to steal all our stuff again
I get it
Please don’t perform OMG
If only
The superior version
Here we go
That Etsy commercial was fun
It is ushered
Love the drip
Usher inching closer to his AARP subscription.
You’ll see him in ad soon
How often are they straight up on the field like this?
I like it
Taylor is gonna zip line down and perform a whole album
Choreography is hitting
Yeah visually this is a cool one
SITUATIOOOOOOONS
🗣️
why did the camera tilt for a sec lol
Save the Super Bowl usher
Man he better bring out Lil Jon for Yeah

alicia, my beloved
I need to hear that “AND LIL JOHN” rip
Ok Alicia
NO WAY

LIL JON AND LUDACRIS WOW
Alicia was a cool surprise
This is cool
Alicia got the Boa Hancock fit
Alicia Keys 
Whooo
Alicia for nakama. Bro I'm so I remember seeing her music videos when both her and Usher first debuted.
This is pretty good so far
Damnnnnn
These are my confessions
Beiber is gonna appear calling it
Oh snap!!!!
Very possible
Cuz it’s looking like it’ll be the same for this one
alicia>beyonce
Bruno’s was great
You don’t know who Alicia Keys is
No I know
Good
Lil Jon…if you can hear us…
At least he actually sounds really good live
Hold on now lmao
Is that H.E.R.?
Yeah it is
Man this show is Usher just showing off his connections
Yall think that guy is gonna appear
I didn’t HER played the guitar nice
Is Justin still happening
Maybe
Usher is so sweaty he might as well be dancing in the rain
Oh lord
W halftime show
LIL JON
Finally
YESSSIRRRR
The Usher song
NOW LUDACRIS
YEAH
Ayeeeee
classic song
YEAH
ITS LEGENDARY
Legend
Damn he took a break from filming FF11 to be here.
my 2nd favorite usher song
YEEEAAAAAHHH

This must be wild to see live
p good tbh
favorite usher song is scream.
LUDA
Great halftime show
Weird way to end it
Definitely in the top 10 for sure
But still a good show
Damn he brought back the fro too
sad he didn't sing scream
chiefs get ball back??
yes
Bro this was pretty good
halftime show carrying this game
Surprised he didn’t do DJ got us fallin in love again

Captain sparklez couldn’t make it
AJ Brown cooking
lol
Usher didn’t sing daddy’s home and now I can’t check off a bingo box on my card 💔😔
One of the best internet eras
nfl doesn't want the minecraft kids unfortunately
should have done daddy';s home
He wants to play so bad
Nice commercial
the play to get the td was acc so clean
I like the International player program commercial
It was ok, I didn’t know the guy but that’s the case for most of the years. I’ll give it a 6
What the hell is
Oh yeah this paramount + ad is top tier
*** COMMERCIAL
u don't know USHER?
GET THIS OFF MY SCREEN
Throwing Arnold let’s go
can you take me higher 
I don’t really like current music
creed 
W performance from Usher was nice to see Alicia Keys as well
Alright this Pluto tv commercial is kinda good ngl
us navy ad?
Start pls 
damn
Rip
Huh
Imagine lol
damn that's even worse than me
Do you have work tomorrow
That’s good
We turned on the Nick broadcast this is trippy

Hey Arnold is the greatest cartoon ever
i keep trying to skip the ads like its a yt video 💀
Buddy throwing a Hail Mary
Also I got my sake
arnold needle mover in 2024 my goat
a dormir
Adventure time is better
Tik tok and streaming has ruined ads for everyone
Bro how would they announce a fight
fr
how is this the first vegas superbowl? i feel like it should have happened before
naw, Real ones know you have Hey Arnold, Justice League, Avatar, Ben 10 etc
Because there was no team in Vegas
They’re all goated, AT too
2nd half let's go
Avatar the last airbender
real
Finally off

(greatest show of all time)
pick 6 incoming
Chiefs comeback incoming
mahomes gonna throw a pick 6
Betting on a meteor strike this second half🙏🙏🙏
Regular show
Chiefs look like a clown show so far
3rd and 12
not the best but def up there
Feel bad for him ngl
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HAND
omg
INT
INTERCEPTION
kelce finally did something
why did he force that
HAAAAAAAA
Huge play by the rookie
LFGG
Yet again
mahomes 
cooked
INT INT INT
its over

This is so good
INT
Holy hell
It's ova
Bruh
Come on SF, punch it in
PICKKKKKK

Mahomes is messed up
218????
Wtf was that lol
Kelce better yell at the coach again
Woahh
WOW
It’s swiftover
Purdy chill out

Taylover
Keep it up boys, keep them outta dynasty talk, outta the back to back deal
That’s on Mahomes
what was that pass
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Horrible pass




