sports

[slate lance]

Hope yall run it back Lions were fun to watch this season

[honest umbra]

but honestly, don’t think his value could be any higher anyways. he took the LIONS to the nfc championship game

that’s crazy man

respect to bro

[slow violet]

Fuck now my day became a lot more Tense

[weak gull]

I hope they do too man…I hope so too

[slow violet]

Please Save Us Mike

[weak gull]

Time to call Jeff Fisher

[slow violet]

man i really need to start getting into other sports

[fleet orbit]

Now that there’s 17 games his area code is 7-9-1

[slate lance]

Soon he’ll say he staying with the ravens 🤣

Sorry Lucy

[slow violet]

Seahawks fans are currently stalking the the owners plane

We knwo that shit is still in Baltimore, John better not leave without Mike on the plane

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1752389552268791933

[torn gale]

Brandon Staley you are a Seattle seahawk

[smoky fable]

I’d say Washington has the better situation than Seattle

Number 2 pick for a qb. Most salary cap this year

[slow violet]

lol shit you guys generating nightmare fuel

[slow violet]

We have a better culture, Better org, younger talent, and longer leash

Commanders doing a full rebrand, ya #2 pick is appealing but whose to say that QB isn't a bust.

[weak gull]

Bro knows his worth…fine by me

[smoky fable]

Jets, Ravens, Eagles, Bears, and maybe KC if Reid retires.

Job openings for 2025

[torn gale]

Man I pray so bad one of New England or Washington doesn’t draft a qb

[smoky fable]

Potentially

[torn gale]

Praying for a miracle

[smoky fable]

That might happen

[slow violet]

lol i wouldn't touch the Jets with a 10 foot pole. but Sheesh KC would be scary ngl

[smoky fable]

Only if Reid wants to call it quits

[slow violet]

god if its KC, depression would hit

[torn gale]

The rich get richer

[slow violet]

man if KC gets Ben Johnson , ya i would hate him forever

[dawn tapir]

[dawn tapir]

or the cowboys.

[sacred kite]

I don’t think Reid would come back to Philly but it would be nice

[slow violet]

lol hes never coming back

[slow violet]

he wouldn't go to the cowboys under any condition

right now my option two is Mike Macdonald, Evero , Bobby Slowik

[dawn tapir]

oh well i think washington should get Mike vrabel now

[weak gull]

Man that really was a pick me up

He’s everything you want in an OC from how Goff and the rest speak about him

[slow violet]

man the commanders stadium is TRASH

why would anyone want to play there 😭

[fleet orbit]

It’s awful

But I think new ownership is prioritizing a new stadium

[slow violet]

We have modern Unis, we have a team name, we have a great facility Please Mike 😭

[short flame]

Man the commanders _____ is trash

Complete the sentence

[slow violet]

org

Heck we can suck it up next year and get the #2 overall pick if thats what he wants

[sacred kite]

Oh absolutely he’s not, he needed a change of venue for the better. I’m pretty sure his son died during that time too iirc

[honest umbra]

what about you know.. it being Washington?

[sacred kite]

Yeah his son died in PA during that time : (

[slow violet]

people forgotting how horrible his last 2 years at philly were

people were hodling up huge posters telling Lurie to fire him

[slate lance]

Wait when’s Andy Reid contract up?

[slow violet]

his son died, they were terrible, he hired a Offensive line coach as his defensive coordinator and they were terrible, he lost his Always winning after the bye week streak

[honest umbra]

who are we talking about?

[slow violet]

Reid

[fleet orbit]

2026

[sacred kite]

Thankfully Philly fans don’t seem to hate him anymore, if anything a lot like him. I wonder if hindsight changed a lot of peoples minds

[honest umbra]

Oh hope Reid wins one more and retires

Wonder how mahomes will do without Reid

[sacred kite]

Yeah that would be interesting to see

[slow violet]

most def, and i think winning a superbowl before him helped that a lot, Imagine if andy won a super bowl before them

[celest zephyr]

congrats vinny

[honest umbra]

but they lost last year to him too

[celest zephyr]

figured he'd stay around man

let's be real why waste a good opportunity when the team hasn't reached its peak

[fleet orbit]

You mean when Taylor swift is head coach?

[honest umbra]

but are teams guaranteed anything? What if this was their peak

[celest zephyr]

i get guys who leave after a bunch of success cuz at some point they've accomplished all the can without going somewhere else

[honest umbra]

Taylor swift as coach is pretty awesome idea

[celest zephyr]

my bad i guess i meant there's potential for further growth

like idk if you look at guys from mercedes they don't really have that much point sticking around cuz they've won a ton of championships recently

[sacred kite]

What sort of crystal ball do you have

[honest umbra]

Ill be honest after rams lost to pats in the sb, didn’t think they would make it back much less win one

[fleet orbit]

The meth kind

[celest zephyr]

eh i mean a sb is still pretty dang high

[sacred kite]

Wonder who we’ll get from the Swift coaching tree

[fleet orbit]

Tom Brady was like never enough, I want morreeeeeese

[honest umbra]

Kelces son

[fleet orbit]

Jake Gyllenhaal and you will like it

[sacred kite]

Swift as HC
Britney Mahomes as OC
That kid as DC

what have I wrought

[fleet orbit]

1-15-1

[honest umbra]

Honestly give the swifties the offseason to learn football, they will prob be better coaches than what we have rn

I guarantee u this

[fleet orbit]

Half their salary goes to parking at her shows

[sacred kite]

Wait who’s the GM of the Swift team

[fleet orbit]

Kanye West

[sacred kite]

Beautiful idea

[honest umbra]

Ima let you finish

[fleet orbit]

You say that until you find out they sold the team to Logan Paul

[honest umbra]

You guys been following ABs ventures on twitter?

#CTESPN is different

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/PeachStPayton/status/1752397488290427037

[celest zephyr]

couldn't be worse than matt nagy or matt patricia

[honest umbra]

Basically don’t be a Matt

Or a Ryan for that matter

Sean or Kyle is ok though

[thorn hornet]

Might actually be worth watching

[honest umbra]

Against NOT FOREST?

might watch Aston villa vs Newcastle instead

[fleet orbit]

Honestly we need a San Fran celebrity to even the score

Any ideas ?

[honest umbra]

Detroit had eminem

Who does SF have?

[fleet orbit]

George Lucas

[slow violet]

THE seahawks plane is leaving 😱

and we don't have an announcement

😭

[honest umbra]

why not?

[slow violet]

idk now im tense

[burnt cedar]

SAKA AND EMILE SMITH ROWEEE

[fleet orbit]

Oh wait what the fuck am I saying , San Fran has Metallica

[honest umbra]

ESR in 2024?

No way

South Korea and Saudi Arabia might be going to pens here

[burnt cedar]

Arteta realising he’s got more than 11 players

[fleet orbit]

Alright Roger you can keep showing Taylor but you have to have multiple zoom shots of Metallica

It is written

[honest umbra]

Metallica?

No one gonna be able to tell who they are

[fleet orbit]

It’s the best I got

[honest umbra]

Plus apparently she was a show in Japan

She won’t be there

[fleet orbit]

She’ll probably find a way to Vegas

[honest umbra]

Though technically since Japan is ahead, she has 17 hours to get to Vegas

Which is doable

[fleet orbit]

It is annoying but I’m working on dealing with it, besides my favorite postseason is coming up as is

[sweet tree]

bro is hilarious

[sweet tree]

ESR???

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1752399992403157479

[sweet tree]

that's surprising

[rustic ore]

Johnson staying is wild

Huge boon for the Lions

[burnt cedar]

His second prem start since May 2022

[dawn tapir]

the alternate NFC pro bowl qbs are out. apparently goff and love both declined.

[dawn tapir]

also hurts was selected as well

[desert palm]

@celest zephyr @rustic mountain

https://youtu.be/d8qo_RyF6PM?si=X9n90R5zwuKerutM

…………………. I refuse to believe this

Robbed JRAM AND JROD

[slow violet]

nice well deserved for Geno

seahawks are headed to detroit 💀

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/firesidegiants/status/1752365048234701159?s=46

Nvm he might trade up

@torn gale

[slow violet]

he wont lol

[hasty mesa]

All eyes are on Chicago’s pick

[hasty mesa]

Probably but now I won’t rule it out

Ben Johnson staying w Lions is a huge surprise

[honest umbra]

Jram I can’t see

But maybe they didn’t wanna do it?

[torn gale]

We would have to give up a lot for that pick but if we do get our Allen it’ll be worth

[honest umbra]

Josh Allen?

[desert palm]

JRAM IS basically the top 3rd baseman in the LEAGUE

[torn gale]

Yes

[honest umbra]

and I don’t disagree

but a video game face is usually about marketing

and jram doesn’t have it sadly

vlad has the name

[desert palm]

Than What about Jrod and Acuña?

[honest umbra]

not sure about why not jrod doe

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/Ihartitz/status/1752390515205791788?s=20

[sweet tree]

the full video for that is hilarious

[thorn hornet]

Steele is terrible

Luton already 2-0 up

3rd minute

[weak gull]

BEN REALLY THAT GUY 😂😂

[lyric rune]

@dim ledge we shall never get De Zerbi to replace Klopp

[torn gale]

The draft anticipation is too much

Need the combine

[dim ledge]

Alonso time

[thorn hornet]

STOP

FUCKING

TRYING

TO

WALK

IT

IN

.

Just shoot ffs

[dim ledge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yN2H3--1aw

[short flame]

That’s exactly what I thought of

Arto just got exposed

Turns out he just reads bluff ball

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/chiddyafc/status/1752424323485233483?t=ZVnENZCRBrjYFNyD6aRXPQ&s=19

[celest zephyr]

pro bowl is lame af

no one would go oh geno deserves any award

honestly midseason > end of season

completely pointless for all pro and pro bowl to exist at the same time if they both cover the same time duration

[hasty basin]

Luton...

[proud coyote]

Luton is such a scam team

I hope nobody is betting against them in FPL at this point cause they’re doing it to themselves

[rustic mountain]

For what it's worth, I don't think Vladdy was even the most deserving Jay

Bo was far and away better

Gaus was better

[smoky fable]

Surprised he was chosen

[desert palm]

ME TOO

[rustic mountain]

It's kinda dumb

Dude had one good year for us

In 21

Like I said. Bo was better

If it was gonna be a Jay, give it to Bo

[desert palm]

Canada 🇨🇦

And Dominican Republic 🇩🇴

[rustic mountain]

But I aint gonna complain about a Jah

Jay

[desert palm]

I am

JROD, JRAM, and ACUNA ROBBED

[rustic mountain]

It's a video game cover, no biggie

Id gladly it not be a jay

But it's cool that it is

[thorn hornet]

Jesus is terrible holy shit

[sweet tree]

big miss?

[thorn hornet]

he hits the post

Torres scores that

Another Edu Arteta masterclass 😳

I would've been happier with Richarlison

JESUUUUS

[celest zephyr]

How tf is luton 3-0 up to brighton

[proud coyote]

Because they’re a silly team

[sweet tree]

how does he score that one lo I

harder angle, looks like turner sold that

[hasty basin]

Luton Town

[sweet tree]

funny

[sullen steppe]

COYG

[solid dagger]

lmao

[thorn hornet]

BUKAYO

Oh Arsenal we love you

Havertz comes on
We score

[sullen steppe]

😭😭😭

Shooting drills worked

[hasty basin]

Town of Luton

[thorn hornet]

Adebayo scored a hattrick

[amber grove]

Brighton wtf

4-0 to Luton?

[thorn hornet]

Yea

De Zerbi does not want the Pool job

Isak is injured

Villa losing

Fuck sake

2-1

Awoniyi loves to score against us doesn't he?

Nigerian Brock Lesnar strikes again

[amber grove]

Losing to 2024 Arsenal? Have some shame Forest

[short flame]

[sullen steppe]

Nah

Cant be a pen

[thorn hornet]

Stupida fackin game- Furio

[short flame]

you guys saw that handball by fulham

[thorn hornet]

We won, BARELY

[sullen steppe]

Beautiful

[thorn hornet]

No?

[sullen steppe]

Win is a win

[short flame]

how was it not given

[thorn hornet]

Arteta haram ball back on the menu boys

[short flame]

guy got a handball on the line

not a penalty

[thorn hornet]

Villa 3-0 down lol

[thorn hornet]

I need to find it lol, that can't be real

[short flame]

https://youtu.be/k5nrQJCqBmc?si=6QhdvBywizKA3REm

[thorn hornet]

NAH WHAT WAS THAT

Thats the most obvious as it gets

[short flame]

it's everton

[thorn hornet]

What even is a handball rule anymore

[short flame]

you can't give a penalty to them

[thorn hornet]

Nah they want them out of the League on purpose

Now I feel bad for them

[short flame]

they haven't had a penalty all season apparently

[short flame]

they're trying their hardest

[amber grove]

What is Morocco doing

[gleaming topaz]

well shit

[dawn tapir]

oh Gardner minshew made the pro bowl as an alternate.

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/DMcIntyreWWE/status/1752348666495451243?s=20

Bruh.

[celest zephyr]

The mighty Luton batter brighton

[fleet orbit]

I am glad my trip out of the country is pro bowl weekend I don’t watch pro bowl

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/EduardoHagn/status/1752451405040808098?t=_xyeN2fZ6Qike9Yw7fMl8A&s=19

LOOL

[celest zephyr]

That should just be a ten Haag tracker

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-cant-believed-sarcastic-face-gif-11971350

[smoky fable]

Woj bomb coming

[haughty moss]

LeGM szn

[celest zephyr]

Peak nhl scheduling

[restive vector]

no stars games this week

[celest zephyr]

There is an all(star) game this week

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/clarencehilljr/status/1752424374257246276?t=P0B178sGLioZuCMQ4J2WOg

lol Yikes Dak is COOKED

[celest zephyr]

Lance season

[slow violet]

I still think the crazy scenario i said is gonna play out

Tua trade for Dak

[dim ledge]

I was told he was exactly what United needed and that Liverpool needed someone like him

Klopp wins again

[celest zephyr]

Fuck it trey lance sending cowboys to the sb!

I was told that about onana

And …

[dim ledge]

[celest zephyr]

Corey perry is an oiler rofl

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1752473184803127542

[chilly flare]

Im glad Slowik and Johnson stayed

Especially Slowik

[celest zephyr]

Come on Macdonald stay

[chilly flare]

Keep molding Stroud

[slow violet]

man i am deflated

[chilly flare]

About Slowik staying?

[slow violet]

i didn't want pete to leave, now that hes gone we are slowly losing candidates

only two left are macdonald and evero

[chilly flare]

Macdonald would be a good hire

Seahawks wouldn't want Vrabel?

[slow violet]

nah that is too much of a culture change

we want a young coach, but Pete has built this organization for over a decade

the culture is great we just need a new coach

i don't want Dan Quinn, hes just a pete carroll from wish

[amber grove]

Orioles fans are free

https://twitter.com/FOS/status/1752472441346036176?t=3OACW3fcrmq8rRHHMMxdPA&s=19

Front Office Sports (@FOS) on X

NEWS: Baltimore Orioles owner John Angelos is selling the team to a pair of private equity billionaires, per @Ourand_Puck.

• David Rubenstein
• Mike Arougheti

The deal values the franchise at $1.725 billion.

Twitter · Jan 30, 2024, 11:22 PM

[slow violet]

1.7 Bill sheesh

[chilly flare]

Dan quinn would be a bad hire imo

He didn't do himself any favors getting carved up against GB

[desert palm]

Yep!!!

[short flame]

Sorry for the quality of the video but 1-0

[amber grove]

Don't worry AL East the O's are still not winning the East just yet

[desert palm]

@glass compass your franchise might have a good owner now!!!!

[glass compass]

Huh???

What'd I miss I've been in class

[desert palm]

Baseball teams also have high value

[glass compass]

Orioles?

[desert palm]

Yep, Orioles announced New ownership

Just now

[short flame]

How much for the brewskis?

[glass compass]

Wait we gonna start cooking

[desert palm]

Well I mean it just got announced

But possibly

Once everything is finalized

Lock up that young core!!

[desert palm]

About the same at 1.6

But there is no talk of that ownership selling anytime soon

[glass compass]

Next season I'm going to try to catch more games

[fleet orbit]

Did the orioles owner suck really badly ?

[short flame]

Oh so good owner

[fleet orbit]

Hopefully Jerry reinsdorf sells the Sox (and the bulls while we’re at it )

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/_8jvfC5CGpA

[desert palm]

Yes

[fleet orbit]

Well than it’s good the fans don’t have him anymore

Sox fans wish they could say the same

[desert palm]

https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1693717161141838066?s=46

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) on X

Orioles owner John Angelos says the only way the team could afford to keep its young core in Baltimore would be by raising prices "massively"

Twitter · Aug 21, 2023, 8:10 PM

Quote from previous ownership in August

That’s how bad

They are

[short flame]

[celest zephyr]

Sorry tree but it’s fucking hilarious

I dont think he’s awful though

[fleet orbit]

Ouch

[amber grove]

Legend for that

He also did a Gear 5 celebration this season

[short flame]

Now I want Bayern to win everything

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-paw-simpsons-wish-gif-22682473

[short flame]

What am I looking at

[rustic ore]

Monkey’s paw

The unintended consequences of making a wish

[rustic mountain]

Wow I wonder what will happen in sb 58, what an interesting graphic man

[short flame]

What if my wish is to have a monkey paw

[short flame]

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-hehehe-smirk-evil-grin-oh-yes-gif-22431185

[short flame]

Don’t worry Josh will get his by the time he’s 30

[slow violet]

lol you just posted this to shit on the Bills

[short flame]

I respect the commitment

[haughty moss]

0/4

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[short flame]

I just noticed their shirt has the glasses meme. What a funny team

[calm mulch]

Bills catching strays

[short flame]

Win and clean sheet

[rustic ore]

Then maybe it’ll turn your hands into monkey paws

Just without the Magic

[short flame]

I’ll take it

[rustic ore]

Will make Apeing out a lot easier

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/sources-16-million-per-year-for-jim-harbaugh

[slow violet]

is that more than sean payton?

i think so, Sean is getting paid like 17-20 mill per season

chargers so poor 😭

[rustic ore]

Tbf the Broncos are owned by the owners of Walmart

So they have money to splurge

Spanos is nothing in comparison

[slow violet]

Spanos can't even afford to overpay lol poverty franchise 😭

ill tell you right now

The Chargers, stung by the perception that they're cheap, apparently broke the bank to get Jim Harbaugh

this was a puff piece by the Chargers PR Team

[celest zephyr]

I mean 16 mill is a hefty price

[slow violet]

wondering what these new coaches were asking for

thinking 13-15 mill makes sense

you guys remmeber when Josh mcdaniels couldn't be fired because Mark Davis couldn't afford to buy out his contract yet 🤣

[torn gale]

I have the chargers at 12-0 in franchise mode with Herbert putting up mvp numbers maybe he should have paid me 16m per year

[slow violet]

wowza

[torn gale]

I have him at like 4000 passing yards close to 1300 rushing with almost 40 passing tds and almost 15 rushing tds (I don’t remember the stats off the top of my head)

Prime coaching material

https://tenor.com/view/bolt-up-justin-herbert-chargers-oroy-gif-20276277

[slow violet]

you know whats gonna be funny

when Jim Harbaugh beats the shit out of him on the sideline during pregame

[celest zephyr]

shit if it works it works

[slow violet]

Herberts gonna be like yooo chill Jim, my Hair 🤣

its prestine

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1752513879932875193 @fleet orbit

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) on X

Former #Panthers OC Thomas Brown to the #Bears as pass-game coordinator, per source.

Twitter · Jan 31, 2024, 2:07 AM

😶

[slow violet]

rip @fleet orbit

[slow violet]

i hope this turns out right. Whitney is someone people say personally knows people in the organization. She predicted Petes exit
https://vxtwitter.com/vountee/status/1752533788586835979

i hope this is true 👀

[celest zephyr]

no no its adam gase

[slow violet]

also another source thats been watching the flights
https://vxtwitter.com/EvanHillHB/status/1752542504099160417?s=20

God i am so fucking excited

hope to not be depressed tomorrow 😭

[celest zephyr]

after shohei ohtani watch who knows hahahahah

[short flame]

Last time I saw people talking about planes ohtani went to la

[slow violet]

man seahawks reddit been tracking every single plane all day

[short flame]

That’s sad

[celest zephyr]

its actually dan snyder taking a vacation

[slow violet]

Its petes replacement, the anxiety is at an all time high

[short flame]

It’s shohei messing around with Seahawks fans

He paid a plane to take the trip with no one inside

[slow violet]

Spoon DPOY energy

[smoky fable]

Damn it

[slow violet]

@celest zephyr 🤣
https://twitter.com/jordanarnold/status/1752552830928662699

Jordan Arnold (@jordanarnold) on X

Seahawks Twitter right now

Twitter · Jan 31, 2024, 4:42 AM

[short flame]

They should expand the search range

Check any vehicle entering and exiting Seattle in the past month

Need road blocks and people searching every plane

We’re going to find him

[slow violet]

i think after the rumor, some fans rushing to the airport lol

like i said lol its either going to be a very exciting day tomorrow or very depressing

[short flame]

People are just setting themselves up for disappointment

[celest zephyr]

I agree

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/its-the-only-way-if-you-want-it-just-right-willy-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory-thats-the-best-way-thats-the-correct-way-this-is-the-right-way-gif-21430668

the rollercoaster of emotions the true fan experience

[solid dagger]

Apparently we're super close to signing Alcaraz from Southampton on a loan with an option to buy for 35M

I'm gonna be honest I never heard of him but it doesn't look like a bad deal

[burnt cedar]

He’s really good

Was surprised no prem team took him when they got relegated

De Zerbi finally getting exposed https://vxtwitter.com/adamcrafton_/status/1752428997986623894?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

[amber grove]

Brighton still a good club just in a lil cold streak

[solid dagger]

That's great to hear, we desperately need some help in the midfield

[burnt cedar]

He essentially ended our title hopes in the first half

Got subbed off at half time (still have no idea why)

And they ended up drawing with us

Can understand why they got relegated with decisions like that

[thorn hornet]

Alcaraz is a name I hoped not to hear again

But here we are

[sweet tree]

I need the UCL back

the final in wembley?

yeah we boutta make a run to the UCL Final

https://tenor.com/view/david-villa-gif-25562393

[sacred kite]

Mannnn you gotta be kidding me

Also the new eagles D-line coach is a tank

[signal sentinel]

Was it ever really confirmed by Oda that Law's design is based off Valentino Rossi?

[zenith oar]

MAN UTD COME ON

[zenith oar]

LOOOL

they’re shit come on

[slow violet]

https://x.com/TomPelissero/status/1752711251182956673?s=20

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) on X

The #Seahawks are bringing in #Ravens DC Mike Macdonald today for a second interview for their head coaching job, per sources.

Seattle met with Macdonald, 36, on Tuesday in Baltimore. Now, he’s going through the expanded process they did with other candidates.

Twitter · Jan 31, 2024, 3:11 PM

[torn gale]

Tomorrow: Macdonald announces he’s staying another year with baltimore

[celest zephyr]

Looks just normal process

Maybe

[slow violet]

i am just happy hes coming to the facility

so we can wow him

[torn gale]

Seahawks have a nice facility don’t they

[slow violet]

cmon who wouldn't want to be out here everyday

[celest zephyr]

Ohtani went to Toronto’s training facility

And well…

[celest zephyr]

Just to get owned by sf?

[slow violet]

our time will come again, We are in the chip kelly 49ers phase right now

[rustic mountain]

It's so pretty man. Especially flying over head

[sacred kite]

Tomorrow: Bill Belichick announces he will become the owner of this server

[rustic mountain]

Cut me now Bill

I can't take it

[slow violet]

LOl i saw a funny post yesterday. The only way Bill Getting a HC this year.

[fleet orbit]

The discord way

It’ll be interesting to see what Mahomes does since for a large part of his career he may not have Reid or kelce

[slow violet]

he might have Ben Johnson 💀

FUCK

[fleet orbit]

That depends on how long Reid wants to coach

I would assume next year he’s coming back

[slow violet]

realistically that could be next year

he could literally be done next sunday

[fleet orbit]

I feel like he won’t be

[slow violet]

possible

[sacred kite]

Reid’s probably not done after this year but I can’t imagine him having too long left

Not his life expectancy I mean his career💀

[slow violet]

man if they go from Reid to Ben Johnson, its over

Reid leaving was our only hope to cause disfunction in that org

[dim ledge]

So you know.....

The secret is out....

[torn gale]

Andy retired and bill gets hired

[short flame]

What happens to fats?

[dim ledge]

Classified

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/goldenknights/status/1752452716679557257?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[sacred kite]

Oh no am I going to be termi—

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/reporterchris/status/1752724121304092824?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[sacred kite]

Dude really

I don’t think he was out to get you Travis

[dim ledge]

Reminder

[slow violet]

man had a hat trick his first game with 0 practice

i could work for ESPN as a senior analyst. You just have to make shit up

[slow violet]

LOl actually ill tell you the logic he used, "what grade should i give this....well Christian McCaffrey starts with a C" 🤣

[sacred kite]

THREE C’s in his name!!!

[slow violet]

its a Sign of the Algorithm

[dim ledge]

And I quote

"the most likely outcome is San Francisco will end up regretting this choice"

[slow violet]

I just want to say the 49ers got lucky they got brock purdy

because Trey Lance was a franchise killing trade

those Mfers

[dim ledge]

You aren't wrong

Think the cowboys will utilise him at all?

[rustic mountain]

Shit like this just reminds me that sports talking heads know about as much as the rest of us

[slow violet]

LOL y'all read this?

fresh drop from the athletic

jets are a disaster 🤣

[dim ledge]

Disaster qb for a disaster franchise

[rustic mountain]

Ahh the days I was told Lance wasn't a bust or that I was wrong to call him that

[dim ledge]

So true

Some just more obvious than others

[dim ledge]

I support my QB and players
But you were right

[rustic mountain]

I am cool with support and all that

I just kinda was seeing writing on the wall

Dude was struggling to beat out competition, injuries too

[dim ledge]

We really, really lucked out with Brock

[rustic mountain]

Hella

But I am glad for it

I don't wanna see a team waste a bunch of taelnt

Talent

[slow violet]

The Greatest Thing to come out of the Trey Lance debacle
https://vxtwitter.com/StatsOnFire/status/1631459191004049409

[smoky fable]

https://theathletic.com/5238599/2024/01/31/jets-aaron-rodgers-robert-saleh-season-collapse/

@robust grotto

Yeah Saleh is on the hottest seat for next year

You might get your wish

[robust grotto]

THANK YOU LOGIC !!!

[dim ledge]

Inb4 niners shop Wilks and get Saleh back on the cheap

[slow violet]

Saleh to the leakers

[dim ledge]

More draft capital

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/no-more-phone-omori-get-off-your-phone-get-a-life-omori-gif-15529874911698205485

[robust grotto]

Smart !!

[slow violet]

everywhere Nate Hackett goes loool

[glass compass]

The Jets??? DYSFUNCTIONAL??? Impossible. They have the great AARON RODGERS.

[slow violet]

the Great immunologist Aaron Rodgers

[glass compass]

That team could NEVER fail

[rustic ore]

Even if the Jets bomb in 2024 Saleh is still a good coach imo

He'd be hired as a DC in a heartbeat

[rustic ore]

Cs get degrees baby 😎

Also I'll shout it from the roof tops that he should be MVP for this season but we all know he's getting shafted out of it for Lamar

[slow violet]

he can come to seattle, we will take him as a DC

[dim ledge]

Bless you

[rustic ore]

Didn't he start in Seattle before he went to SF?

I can't remember

[slow violet]

yep

you know whats crazy. Unless the jets magically draft a qb this draft. They are literally banking on a 40 year old rodgers to not break and retire

then they would be screwed forever

[smoky fable]

yeah they're probably going to blow it up

[slow violet]

its going to be glorious

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/FarabaughFB/status/1752740112054591736

[slow violet]

Jets blowing up their organization...theres a joke in there somewhere lol

[smoky fable]

On the best corner Quinyon Mitchell who's a 1st rounder.

Penix threw that ball too

Roman Wilson and McConkey have been good

[rustic ore]

Him and Ricky Pearsall are gonna be steals, calling it now

[slow violet]

iv been hearing great things about Bo nix so far, but havn't seen any penix news

[smoky fable]

......................... You sure?

Haven't seen many positives about Nix during the Senior Bowl practices

[rustic ore]

Penix is an R1 lock, I don't care what naysayers say

[slow violet]

really, idk on twitter people been hyped on his performance during SB so far

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/DraftCampbell/status/1752374655975838045

Charlie Campbell (@DraftCampbell) on X

Early Senior Bowl practice observations:

• Bo Nix mechanics and feet are on point, very accurate with catchable balls
• Ricky Pearsall is constantly separating from coverage
• Michael Hall Jr is a first round talent with serious interior rush ability
• Cam Hart is underrated

Twitter · Jan 30, 2024, 4:54 PM

That's all I've seen so far about Nix

[slow violet]

https://twitter.com/Marcus_Mosher/status/1752355170833277166

Marcus Mosher (@Marcus_Mosher) on X

Daniel Jeremiah: I think Bo Nix has worked himself into the first round.

Twitter · Jan 30, 2024, 3:36 PM

[rustic ore]

I'm still seeing 5 QBs going R1

[slow violet]

that would be crazy

[smoky fable]

JJ McCarthy the 5th?

[rustic ore]

Yeah

Nix is my wildcard

[slow violet]

i just don't see it man, after the first 3 all these guys seem like 2nd-4th round talents

[rustic ore]

He's probably going R1 as well but I'd stay away from him like the plague

[smoky fable]

Laiatu Latu has impressed guys there. Main question teams will have is medicals.

[rustic ore]

JJ is a massive gamble though, he's so young and his numbers aren't overly impressive

21 too so super young

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/Marcus_Mosher/status/1752459833490518426

If your team needs a center or interior offensive lineman

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-me-come-back-dont-go-gif-10255523

[smoky fable]

Tomlin likes him a lot.

[rustic ore]

Powers-Johnson is becoming my R1 crush

[smoky fable]

Steelers are definitely in the mix

[rustic ore]

I need a Center badly

[smoky fable]

They need a center

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/1752729941207081424

Matt Miller (@nfldraftscout) on X

Oregon center Jackson Powers-Johnson walked off the field with a trainer/assistant during 1 v. 1 drills and hasn’t returned to the field. No word yet on why, and won’t speculate, but something to watch. He’s been one of the big winners here so far.

Twitter · Jan 31, 2024, 4:25 PM

Hope he's alright

[smoky fable]

hamstring

[rustic ore]

Oof

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1752732499401191735

[robust grotto]

Saleh blows, you guys are too high on the niner hopium and the jets stinkium

[rustic ore]

As an HC yes so far, but he's rock solid as a defensive play caller

[smoky fable]

The Jets might have broke him as a head coach

Zach Wilson too

Of course

[slow violet]

LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[smoky fable]

Of course. The division gets tougher.

Sigh

[slow violet]

LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rustic ore]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Macdonald_(American_football)

[slow violet]

wait not yet not yet

i got too excited lol

[rustic ore]

He's inheriting a young team overall

[smoky fable]

It's fake Bob

Nothing real yet

[slow violet]

im to susceptible to the bait now

[smoky fable]

False alarm for now

[slow violet]

false alarm

[rustic ore]

If they do get him that's a hell of a move

Solid 2 years as the Ravens DC

And he's only 37

[smoky fable]

Did you see anyone you liked in the Senior Bowl by the way? @rustic ore

A lot of OTs and WRs

standing out

CB quinyon mitchell cementing first round status

Jackson Powers Johnson at center

Laiatu Latu edge

[rustic ore]

Well knowing Jason Licht he'll most likely fall in love with some athletic Tackle, draft him, and then move him to Guard

He likes doing that

[smoky fable]

Fuaga come on down

[robust grotto]

It’s just something we’re never going agree on and that’s okay. Ofc the jets qb hasn’t helped but the man is clueless when it comes to game management

[smoky fable]

That might be it

[rustic ore]

Shit I'd take Fuaga in a heartbeat

We have a massively shit interior O-line

[smoky fable]

I don't even think it's a matter of agreement on that situation. I just think Saleh is genuinely just beat up by the Jets position with how he's breaking like this. Staley was similar in his frustrations with the Chargers. I wasn't agreeing or disagreeing with you on the man management aspect.

[rustic ore]

I'm so tired of being the worst rushing team in the league

Actually draining

[robust grotto]

That’s not an excuse to stink though

He’s just not a good HC, I can see it on TV

[celest zephyr]

Honestly if anything that means that dude sucks as a hc

[smoky fable]

Due to your guards or center or Rachaad White?

[robust grotto]

The Mike White situation showcased that

[celest zephyr]

Staley blows as a hc man

It’s obvious

[rustic ore]

O-line

[torn gale]

White saved my fantasy team

[smoky fable]

Ah

[rustic ore]

We get 0 push from our interior

[torn gale]

Forever grateful

[rustic ore]

And our dumbass coach is obsessed with running the ball when we should always be a pass first team

[robust grotto]

Guys were wearing “Mike Fucking White” shirts while Zach was number 1 lmfao. They hated their starting QB and the HC let the players show it to the world

[rustic ore]

Overall an alright season, definitely showed he's an all purpose guy

His YPC is pathetic though

In large part because of our O-line but he's not helping himself by not having more power

[glass compass]

Future Miami Dolphin

(hopefully)

[slow violet]

@smoky fable and maybe today he dropped out of the first round lol
https://twitter.com/MikeGiardi/status/1752738439873560589

Mike Giardi (@MikeGiardi) on X

Bo Nix had a rough four-play stretch during team - a dropped snap, missed a pair of open receivers (Barner on skinny, Corley on short stop between hashes), and then a sack.

Twitter · Jan 31, 2024, 4:59 PM

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/bo-nix-auburn-oregon-bonixisfocused-darkhorsefortheheisman-gif-26633927

[glass compass]

Oof

[torn gale]

Future patriot bo nix

[slow violet]

if they don't take josh daniels #3 i think patriots fans would riot

[glass compass]

They are trading this pick to get 4 third round picks and picking up Mac Jones' fifth year option

[slow violet]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1752757187007422865?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) on X

A youth movement in Seattle: Seahawks are expected to hire Ravens’ defensive coordinator Mike Macdonald as their new head coach, league sources tell ESPN. They’re still finalizing the deal, but Seattle has its man.

At 36, Macdonald now becomes the NFL’s youngest head coach.

Twitter · Jan 31, 2024, 6:14 PM

LFG!!!!! FINALLY

LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dawn tapir]

my commanders are the only team left without a coach yet 😭

[slow violet]

I knew once he came to the building he wouldn't leave

[smoky fable]

I hate this division

[slow violet]

good luck with dan quinn

[smoky fable]

Sigh

[dawn tapir]

i would rather have vrabel.

[slate lance]

new era legion of boom

[slow violet]

Spoon in the coming years.

https://tenor.com/view/troy-p-gif-27197324

so i guess commanders getting Dan Quinn?

[slate lance]

patrick queen is seahawk

[slow violet]

lol we don't have cap space, but actually might be able to get him if we cut jamal and diggs

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/slimjimisfunny/status/1752736475077136783?s=46

[torn gale]

As they should

[chilly flare]

Would be a terrible hire imo but they don't really have options

[slow violet]

what about anthony weaver

[chilly flare]

Ben Johnson saying no really screwed them lol

[slow violet]

Fuck Ben Johnson

[chilly flare]

I mean that is a fine hire

I dont know if it is a good hire lol

[slow violet]

i think its better than DQ

[chilly flare]

I mean sure but that is not saying a whole lot

vrabel may be taking an off year

I like the culture fit in WSH because they have been a silly team/franchise and although they have new ownership I think Vrabel would help set a new tone for the team and the organization

Who knows if that is a job Vrabel is even interested in

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/belichick-no-fun-serious-no-hand-shake-gif-12591915

[torn gale]

Bill the GOAT

[slow violet]

when you can hear the gif

[chilly flare]

Bill would not take that job

He is trying to get the Wins record and coaching in WSH is not gonna get that done lol

[sweet tree]

VITORRR

ROQUE

[weak gull]

DONT YOU TALK ABOUT MY POOKIE BEAR LIKE THAT

https://tenor.com/view/funny-or-die-will-ferrell-watch-your-mouth-filthy-mouth-mouth-gif-4427315

[sullen steppe]

Man city liverpool downfall pls 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[torn gale]

Shout out to Ben Johnson for not pulling up to the division 🙏

[calm mulch]

[wet nest]

Gang who’s the best PG of all time

Curry or Magic Johnson?

[calm mulch]

Allen Iverson /s

[wet nest]

WTF

[thorn hornet]

MAUPAAY

Hell yeah

[wet nest]

Who

[calm mulch]

Who is more overrated, AI or Melo ?

[wet nest]

Al

[calm mulch]

I'm inclined to say it's Melo

[wet nest]

Melo isn’t overrated

The Lakers r overrated

[calm mulch]

Carmelo Anthony is not overrated ?

[wet nest]

No

He’s underrated

[calm mulch]

how is he underrated

[wet nest]

Luka Doncic is more overrated

[calm mulch]

I never said anything about luka

i asked how is Melo underrated

[wet nest]

Bc he’s Melo

One of the best PFs of all time

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/vitor-roque-tigrinho-gif-10680367369576411554

[calm mulch]

by losing first round his entire career ?

[wet nest]

He didn’t

[stiff coyote]

has to be magic

pg at 6'9????

[calm mulch]

yeah you right, his peak was losing a WCF to an old kobe

[stiff coyote]

tf

[wet nest]

If Melo was on the Lakers rn they wouldn’t have lost to Nets

[stiff coyote]

he looking curry

[calm mulch]

if Melo was on the Lakers they would lose first round just like the knicks and the nuggets

[wet nest]

Magic was 6’9

Tf

[calm mulch]

he bottlenecks any team he joins

iso only player that can't pass

[wet nest]

But it was Kobe u can’t blame him

RIP

[wet nest]

He doesn’t pass bc he’s HIM and doesn’t need to pass

[stiff coyote]

we can all agree Dwight is underrated

[calm mulch]

he clearly did, as the teams he was on never won anything

ever

[wet nest]

He won the Knicks so many games bruh

[calm mulch]

i said i was inclined towards Melo cuz at least AI made it to a finals once

Melo only ever got to a WCF ONCE

[calm mulch]

lost first round every damn year

Melo lowers the ceiling of any team he joins

[wet nest]

ECF is better anyways

[wet nest]

No the teams he joined were all ass

Except Lakers

But he was old by then

[calm mulch]

Nah, they were built around Melo, they couldn't win cuz his iso ball that never led to anywhere slowed down the offense and created trash minutes

that style doesn't work in the playoffs, it only works when teams don't care in the regular season

[calm mulch]

Yeah, the end of his career was sad

and now he is making a fool of himself by talking about number 15 in denver

When Jokic superceded him in every aspect

[wet nest]

That wasn’t Melo’s fault

[wet nest]

Yes

Also Melo literally played in the Olympics

[calm mulch]

it was, he ball hogged and slowed down his team

Melo doesn't work as a number 1 option

he would work well as a number 3 offensive option that is a lethal scorer

[wet nest]

He still averaged like 30 points per game

[calm mulch]

never did

[wet nest]

PF has to be number 1 tho

[stiff coyote]

his point is thou was that Melo was hella selfish

[wet nest]

Who cares

[stiff coyote]

Melo could've went far if his ego didn't get in the way

[stiff coyote]

It def does

[calm mulch]

you don't need to care i'm still right

[stiff coyote]

that's why he hasn't won shit

no mvp

no championship

[wet nest]

Being selfish doesn’t mean that he was bad…

[stiff coyote]

not him, but it does for the team

[calm mulch]

he was bad in the style he wanted to play in a team where there are 5 players on the court

[stiff coyote]

bro if you know about team sports.
chemistry and teamwork is key

[calm mulch]

NBA ain't no 1v1 tournament

[stiff coyote]

exactly

[calm mulch]

His ballhogging ruined his teams

[wet nest]

Ok I see y’all’s point now

Bball’s a team sport

[calm mulch]

and even offensively, Melo was weak because he didn't pass, meaning that if you stop him you can't win

also didn't play defense

[wet nest]

He wasn’t big enough to be a good defense

[stiff coyote]

think of it like this, he always had the ball and made turnovers. He never made his teammates get hot, so when they needed a basket. they never got it

why?

[calm mulch]

Melo would've won like 4 rings if he would get himself a good PG to pair up with and he only played the assassin role

[stiff coyote]

bc of Melo

[stiff coyote]

not 4

maybe 1

but 4, naw

[calm mulch]

depends on how they build around him, or if he was willing to take a lesser role

like a third option scorer

[wet nest]

Ok let’s just agree that Melo was good at the game but wasn’t a team player

[stiff coyote]

on the same era of timmy and Parker, Kobe Shaq naw

[calm mulch]

Nah, i would say he was a good 1v1 player on offense

being a good player means you are a good team player

because it's 5v5

Kobe was a good team player, 3 of his 5 rings he was the second option on his team

[wet nest]

True

[calm mulch]

I wouldn't even complain about Melo if he didn't have a massive ego, even if he played that iso style of ball he had ( and at least attempted to play D)

[wet nest]

Kobe wasn’t the same era as Shaq tf

[calm mulch]

They literally won 3 rings together, 2000,2001 and 2002

[wet nest]

Even LeBron has a huge ego

[wet nest]

O my fault

I thought Shaq was Jabbar’s time

[calm mulch]

You can't compare, Bron played the game the right way since the start, was always a great passer, played off ball and was one of the best shot blockers and would guard bigs

[celest zephyr]

I swear if we don't absolutely hammer these it's gonna be embarrassing

[wet nest]

Yeah but he still has a huge ego

[stiff coyote]

what are you saying lmao

[calm mulch]

it didn't matter, never affected his game

[stiff coyote]

they played and won 3 championships

[calm mulch]

and went to the finals in 2004 as well if i remember correctly

[stiff coyote]

yeah, but they had huge egos and Pistons won

[wet nest]

I got Shaq mixed up with Barkley

My fault

[calm mulch]

[stiff coyote]

also Sacramento actually got cheated at

[wet nest]

Ig

[calm mulch]

LeBron's passing might be his most valuable skill ngl

[wet nest]

What about his rebounds

[calm mulch]

it's because he just got 20 last game against the warriors ?

[wet nest]

20 is a lot

[calm mulch]

early lebron averaged like 6-7 rebounds a game

actually good number ngl

bro wtf are his stats, bro is almost averaging 30 the moment he joined the league

27.31.27.30... WTF

[wet nest]

LeBron is different

MJ averaged more tho….

[calm mulch]

overall career bro has 27 points, 3.5 blocks 7 assists and 7 rebounds...

[wet nest]

Also I think Wemby is gon be the new LeBron

Wemby is a better PF

Ngl

[wet nest]

Crazy

[calm mulch]

27/7/7 is MVP numbers, imagine doing that for 20 seasons lmao

[wet nest]

LeBron has always been consistent

[calm mulch]

Center is the worst position in basketball, you get beat up all the time

And Wemby is not built for that

[wet nest]

He’s a forward tho

[calm mulch]

Pop put him in center as of now

[wet nest]

O

[calm mulch]

and took away sochan from the PG

[wet nest]

Bruh

This is why Ion like the Spurs

Wemby should switch to Nets

[calm mulch]

i think the rebuilding isn't done yet

[stiff coyote]

amaimon, where do you rank hakeem in a centers list

[calm mulch]

these type of question always get me, i'm need to look at some stats lmao

[wet nest]

Pop’s dementia is finally getting to him

[stiff coyote]

remember, it not just stats

[calm mulch]

i use them as a tool, not as a final answer

[wet nest]

Chiefs or Niners?

[calm mulch]

i'm a 49'ers fan

[wet nest]

Wtfffff

What about Mahomes

And Hardman

[stiff coyote]

I mean, he doesn't care about mahomes or kc

he is a niners fan

[wet nest]

Ion like kc either

[stiff coyote]

bruh

[wet nest]

But they’re better than the Niners

[stiff coyote]

they ain't

[wet nest]

Yes they r

Chiefs r on a streak

[stiff coyote]

but, im no offense to amaimon,I want kc to win

[wet nest]

They’re the new Patriots

[calm mulch]

@stiff coyote i would probably have him at the 4th spot, i'm not sure about Wilt, there is little that we know about him but looking solely at stats he is first, followed by Kareem, Shaq and then Hakeem

[stiff coyote]

well see

nice list

[thorn hornet]

Nah thats a stonewall pen for Chelsea

[stiff coyote]

I totally respect that

[calm mulch]

i almost have kareem ahead simply because more footage

Wilt's stats look like a glitch

[stiff coyote]

If we're ranking players by careers I have Kareem, Shaq then Hakeem
but if we're ranking them by player skills
I have Hakeem, Kareem then Shaq

[stiff coyote]

naw wilt is just goated

wilt and Bill

[calm mulch]

i use those as a meme even though they are real lmao

Bro was playing against little kids

[stiff coyote]

this shit did prob happen

I honestly think Wilt could've been a way better player if he was more dominant

He is so much stronger than Shaq

[calm mulch]

Wilt also averages the most amount of hating per yaps (look at the amount of shit he said to Kareem over the years out of jealously for some reason)

[stiff coyote]

they had beef with each other

Kareem came in the league already as a winner

won the ncaa in ucla

[calm mulch]

and his partner in crime was the same thing (Magic Johnson)

[stiff coyote]

and coming in as a rookie, dude reached more than expectations

[stiff coyote]

yup

Wilt never really had won anything bc of Russel and his Hof team

[calm mulch]

Kareem was LeBron before LeBron in some ways

like a prospect coming into the league

[calm mulch]

If you look closely, almost everyone in the top of the top had a Justice League type of team helping them

[stiff coyote]

what's more incredible is that Kareem actually had 3800 points without the 3 point

[stiff coyote]

yeah, every decade had one

60s Bills Celtics,
70s Kareems Bucks
80s Larry's Celtics/Magics Lakers
90s MJs Bulls
200s Kobes Lakers/Tim's Spurs
210 Currys Warriors

220s will ge my clippers after they win the championship this year

@honest umbra

[hasty basin]

All of them going into their 40s 🗣️

[simple seal]

1970s were the only decade w/o dominance

And the TV ratings were in the shitter lol

2019 to now has been a lot more equal than it usually is

[dim ledge]

CONOR BRADLEY

❤️‍🔥

[hasty basin]

Me getting Trent this GW in FPL

[nimble onyx]

Nunez is not real

[mental elk]

how tf did you guys get another trent lmaoo

[dim ledge]

Klopp pull

[mental elk]

From the academy from what I heard

[calm mulch]

Darwin Nunez is a bum

[mental elk]

Insanely talented lad

[mental elk]

Nunez is very similar to Werner tbh
Pretty much does everything right except for putting the ball in the net consistently

If he can find the back of the net consistently that man will be absolutely insane

[calm mulch]

We do not have a replacement for him too

[dim ledge]

LMFAO

MUDRYK

LMFAO

[mental elk]

what happen

[dim ledge]

He Nunez'd it

But funnier

[mental elk]

Ah a classic mudryk

[calm mulch]

We need this game

[celest zephyr]

What a miss by mudryk

How do you miss by that much

[dim ledge]

Being shit helps

[celest zephyr]

It's more impressive than a goal how he misses so many chances

[calm mulch]

almost the entire Chelsea roster is a meme

What does Caicedo even do ?

[celest zephyr]

Foul

[calm mulch]

i can do that too

pay me his salary

[celest zephyr]

Anyone can

[dim ledge]

Do this stare

[calm mulch]

[celest zephyr]

Curtis Jones is having a great game

[dim ledge]

bro

forget jones

Conor fucking Bradley

what a player

[celest zephyr]

210s is Heatles then warriors

Funny that lebron and curry combined for 8 titles in a 10 year span rofl

Only 2014 spurs and 2019 raptors won otherwise

[short flame]

Where’s Shaquille in that list

[calm mulch]

i certainly wasn't expecting that level of finishing from such a young player

[celest zephyr]

Kobe lakers

[calm mulch]

and he has been doing insane defensively as well

[dim ledge]

hes having a hell of a game

yeah

[celest zephyr]

Really the Kobe and Shaq lakers

It's actually impressive how shit mudryk is

Cuz let’s be real it was a 1-2 punch

[celest zephyr]

He's so good

[short flame]

Glad arsenal dodged the bullet

[celest zephyr]

Also funny that a 3peat was done by a duo whereas teams are trying trios and failing

[calm mulch]

I've saw Bradley stop the whole left side literally by himself and the casters didn't say anything about it

he shut 2 players down on his own

[dim ledge]

GOAL

[celest zephyr]

To think he had real interested too

[dim ledge]

BRADLEY SECOND ASSIST

OMG

[celest zephyr]

Who?

[dim ledge]

SZOBBERS

[short flame]

Orlando Magic (1992-1996)
Los Angeles Lakers (1996-2004)
Miami Heat (2004-2008)
Phoenix Suns (2008-2009)
Cleveland Cavaliers (2009-2010)
Boston Celtics (2010-2011)

[celest zephyr]

Love szobo

[calm mulch]

let's fucking go

[celest zephyr]

Bullet header

This game is over

[calm mulch]

the VAR is going to slowly try to stop us now

Chelsea has been complainin

[celest zephyr]

Conor Bradley is the next big thing

[short flame]

You’re not Everton don’t worry

[celest zephyr]

I feel bad for the keeper Chelsea have in goal because he's clearly inexperienced and not ready for prem games

[calm mulch]

he caught 2 balls that were kinda tough though

deflected*

[dim ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-hey-there-conor-bradley-northern-ireland-hello-hi-gif-26983680

[dim ledge]

i don't

they wanted to blow their entire budget on high hype low consistency players

[celest zephyr]

I'm mostly glad it's not a draw again

[calm mulch]

Bro Chelsea has NO midfield, we completely control this game

[dim ledge]

they deserve it

lmfao yeah

macca is eating their midfield alive

[calm mulch]

negative midfield

[celest zephyr]

We've walked through every time

Almost 300m midfield is getting dominated

[dim ledge]

fuck me man

what a game Bradley