sports

[slate lance]

That interception was terrible

[silk pine]

bro also had so much time on half the plays to sit in the pocket and made nothing of it

[pearl marlin]

True but zay flowers did not need to dive

[rustic mountain]

So it goes, in the afc:
Mahomes

Burrow

Allen

Jackson

[silk pine]

no he didnt

[rustic mountain]

Imo

[silk pine]

and if he did dive he probably should have tucked it into his chest

the dive was fine reaching for the line was not

[dim kettle]

Feels like it was the total opposite to last week. Allen was carrying the Bills and the defense shit all over it, While the Ravens defense were holding Mahomes for most of the second half and Lamar shit his pants.

[dawn tapir]

the last time 49ers faced the lions was week 1 2021 season 49ers won 41-33

[slate lance]

Soon Herbert #3

[rustic ore]

@weak gull @fallen dragon @dim ledge @proud coyote @celest zephyr gentlemen, best of luck

[rustic mountain]

If Herbert doesn't shoot up that list with Harbaugh

[dim ledge]

I will barely be here

[rustic mountain]

Then he doesn't deserve to be talked about in that convo

But I concur with Buc, niners and lions bros I hope you both do well

[slate lance]

Chargers roster still bad we gotta give year 1 a pass lowkey

[dim kettle]

I mean, if Herbert loses 42-49 every week, is Herbert really the problem then?

[rustic mountain]

If he does

Idk if he will

I still think he is a good talent

[stoic topaz]

damn those are some long ass nicknames i thought you pinged 8 people

[cunning sparrow]

I saw a bald eagle yesterday, it’s a sign the eagles are going to the Super Bowl, trust

[rustic mountain]

But we shall see

[pearl marlin]

I cannot believe this shi man

[slate lance]

It should’ve been burrow 💔💔💔

He woulda got the job done

[slow violet]

come on down Mike, we will take care of you

[dim kettle]

Lamar and the Ravens shit another playoff game. Quote the Raven. Nevermore

[rustic mountain]

Brady and Burrow the only dudes who have been able to stop Mahomes in the playoffs

[fleet orbit]

Ok I’m gonna say something :

Patriots fans , don’t take this personally , it’s all respect

The chiefs seem like a hopeless monster to kill in the same way that pats team was

[slow violet]

because they don't throw into Triple Coverage 🤦‍♂️

[silk pine]

the chiefs are absolutely the modern day pats @fleet orbit

[rustic ore]

Side note. Can someone please just bite the bullet and hire Spag as their HC? KC has too much defensive continuity going on right now

[rustic mountain]

I take it as a compliment

[slate lance]

Aren’t they the only ones with winning records over him too

[rustic mountain]

I eventually embraced being the villain. Drip will have to do that too

[slow violet]

i keep telling people, they are worse than the pats

they are literally on tv as much as the aaron rodger/clay matthew packers but get the treatment of the pats

[fleet orbit]

I honestly meant it as one . You have to understand , I have waived the flag for the underdog , the unlikely hero, forever

[rustic mountain]

Everyone does

[dim kettle]

We still have to question just how long will the Chiefs be the Pats though. Andy Reid is not gonna be there forever.

[fleet orbit]

You don’t understand that cubs feeling , I fucking cried 10 times the next day and at the parade

[haughty moss]

why would we be offended

[toxic canyon]

CHIEFS SUPERBOWL INBOUND LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[haughty moss]

[dim kettle]

Reid does more than coach after all.

He's basically the GM.

[silk pine]

tell me more, but with those nuggies

[fleet orbit]

It makes me seem like i just hate them

[toxic canyon]

Lamar sold the game right there

[rustic mountain]

It should also be known, this kind of success doesn't even last with all the same players and coaches

[haughty moss]

[rustic mountain]

Remember we won from 2001-2004 then we didn't win another ring till 2014. Went back a couple times between but

Shit is hard dude

[celest zephyr]

because mccarthy is the goat

[silk pine]

the sad part is if the ravens stopped beating themselves today they probably could have won by 10

[rustic mountain]

Andy Reid def one of the best coaches ever. Mahomes one of the best qbs

[silk pine]

[rustic mountain]

It's cool to see

[celest zephyr]

shit man guess what happens when you pay 260 mill for a choker

[dim kettle]

But the main characters were there. Tom and Bill. It won't be like that in that time period with the Chiefs. They gotta get the right guy to coach the Chiefs whenever Reid feels it's over for him.

[silk pine]

how much is left on mahomes contract?

[rustic mountain]

I agree, it's not a guarantee for KC

Even if they win this sb, they still only have half our rings

[slow violet]

why do that when you can throw screens in the rain

#1 rushing team, refuses to rush the ball in the rain at home amazing 😶‍🌫️

[fleet orbit]

I psychologically am programmed to love the underdog , it’s just who I am

[dim kettle]

Of course, because. BEARS FOOTBALL!!

[silk pine]

that happens when we are fans of the teams we are

[stoic topaz]

same but the only exception is when someone is putting on a goat resume

[weak gull]

Wild after the season Lamar just had

[fleet orbit]

Here’s the unfortunate plot twist for Chicago , underdog team yes , underdog city , hell no

Chicago is a weird kind of underdog

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/JeffDarlington/status/1751747828773249375

[stoic topaz]

[silk pine]

besides the cubs when was the last championship the bears had

[rustic mountain]

Playoffs matter homie

[dim kettle]

Bring out Eminem!

[fleet orbit]

I will die on this hill: the cubs meant more to Chicago than the hawks 3 titles

[weak gull]

Yeah and Lamar did fine lol, sorry he ain’t beat the best there is

[rustic mountain]

I'd rather be the 3 seed going to the sb with a qb who goes to another level in the playoffs than have a regular season monster getting us the 1 seed and we lose in a title game

[silk pine]

idc about basketball, bears havent won shit in modern time and the cubs won 8 years ago. thats an underdog to me

[dim kettle]

I mean, it isn't 100% false. Home games before 2008 were empty.

[rustic mountain]

I wouldn't say his performance was fine today

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/TodaySeahawks/status/1751749087563833396?s=20

Absolutly Disgusting Loss

[weak gull]

Lamar is above Allen and I guess you can hold off on burrow moving down since the injury

He’s 100% above Allen tho

[celest zephyr]

nah its arguable

[weak gull]

I’m talking about this playoffs as a whole

[fleet orbit]

I get you , honestly tho the bears are just their own worst enemy

[rustic mountain]

He beat the shit out of Houston which fair

[dawn tapir]

do you think the Chiefs will struggle more once kelce retires? which might be soon

[dim kettle]

The Bears, Bulls, and White Sox don't deserve to be considered underdogs. They're all equally stupid.

[fleet orbit]

2016 was a tearjerker , that warmed my heart, I never felt emotion like that in sports since

[rustic mountain]

But it should say something if I hate Josh Allen and still don't rate Lamar higher. Lamar is still a great qb

But idk man

He had a chance here

[silk pine]

i also never felt emotion like that in sports in the same year

[celest zephyr]

they will ofc yeah cuz they barely have an recievers let alone smart guys who can read a defense close to the level that kelce can

[simple seal]

UFL ad before the NFC title game lol

[silk pine]

both very high and low

[weak gull]

Knew you were gonna take that route but Allen can turn the ball over this insane rate and still be above him? Hell no

[silk pine]

[weak gull]

His one chance…it’s not like he won’t have it at all again😭😭

[rustic mountain]

I didn't say that

I said he had a chance here

To change shit

[silk pine]

Go Lions

[rustic mountain]

He still does

[weak gull]

First it was “win a game” and now yall move the narrative up lol

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/1751749455211286674?s=20

[weak gull]

Give it time, Lamar outperformed Allen this entire damn season

And went farther in playoffs

[rustic mountain]

He def did

And I give him credit

[weak gull]

Lost to the same opponent. Lamar > Allen rn

Easy

[rustic ore]

That CG ad was cringey af

[rustic mountain]

I am saying over the course of the career Lamar hasn't shown up as often. Maybe that's unfair

[dim kettle]

Can Travis and Jey Uso cut a promo together? At least once in my lifetime

[silk pine]

Allen has performed much better in his career in the playoffs

i would take him over lamar

[weak gull]

It is unfair considering one wasn’t even around for his other best playoff chance

[dim kettle]

Oh. NASCAR coming up.

[rustic mountain]

Vinny. I don't think this is the end of Lamar or anything

[shy harbor]

i got money on san fran

[rustic mountain]

I am just saying currently it's how I see it

[weak gull]

You’re reading that wrong

I’m talking about the injured season

[rustic mountain]

I know

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1751747020572737632

[rustic mountain]

I am saying I am just looking at it currently

[weak gull]

Okay then why are you saying that again? We moved from that

Allen barely can crack a 2:1 damn ratio on the year and this what we on😭

[rustic mountain]

You're right

Allen is worse, you convinced me

[smoky fable]

Didn’t take much

[celest zephyr]

hahhahaa yeah

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_Memes/status/1751751282207887846?s=20

[rustic mountain]

Nah I just don't feel like their difference is that vast

But Vinny makes good points

[cunning sparrow]

Can’t stand liberty and Target commercials

[slow violet]

Liberty Biberty

[smoky fable]

automatically muted any commercial

[rustic mountain]

And I am fine with saying that he is right when is right

[slow violet]

Explain How Lamar only Scored 10 Points At Home With Those Nuggies

[dim kettle]

At least they try with their commercials. And isn't just stock music over generic lines of text.

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/liberty-biberty-gif-1005639931235583189

[slate lance]

If ravens keep the OC and DC their windows can stay open

If Macdonald gone tho uhh idk

[smoky fable]

They might lose their DC

[celest zephyr]

its pretty even to me

[hollow wind]

Absolutely cursed pfp dx

[slate lance]

Sorry

I have too

[slow violet]

oh he gone gone

[celest zephyr]

like i could argue it either way i just don't believe its 100% no question lamar better

[stoic topaz]

W pfp honestly

[rustic ore]

Lamar went about a year without a shave

[rustic mountain]

Wasn't being disingenuous btw, genuinely ageee

Agree

[dim kettle]

At the end of the day. There are 4 elite QBs in the AFC. And only one of them has any rings

[sweet tree]

people really spent time making those lamar edits for him to drop 1 td pass lol

[rustic mountain]

But I still stand on Burrow keeping that second spot

[hollow wind]

Can’t believe I actually pay for liberty mutual. I should switch

[celest zephyr]

no question there

[cunning sparrow]

I have geico

they were really good with my hit and run last month

[smoky fable]

And Mahomes stands on his own at the top

[rustic mountain]

Geiconis good

Mahomes stands head and shoulders above everyone

[hollow wind]

https://tenor.com/view/que-gif-27530657

Who was hitting and running

[dim kettle]

Flowers will need a different kind of insurance after tonight.

[smoky fable]

Yep

Lions ball first

Here we go

[stoic topaz]

fleeb was hitting and the other person running

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1751743993057034412 Tay Tay cutting it close

Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) on X

Taylor Swift performs in Japan the night before the Super Bowl. It will end around 10pm Tokyo time (5 am Las Vegas time).

The flight from Tokyo to Vegas takes 12 hours, meaning Swift can arrive at 5pm local on the day before the Super Bowl, 25 hours, 35 mins before kickoff.

Twitter · Jan 28, 2024, 11:08 PM

[cunning sparrow]

don’t worry youss will make a full recovery

[hollow wind]

Lmaoo

[cunning sparrow]

Arsal is 50/50

[stoic topaz]

🙏 😔 🙏

[rustic ore]

Lions ball first

[rustic mountain]

Flight on what a commercial flight?

Just curious

[smoky fable]

Big run

[rustic ore]

Not sure tbh, as long as it isn't on a Boeing she should be good

[rustic mountain]

My thought would be she would be on a private jet

[dim kettle]

She'll just show up late to the show like a WWE superstar does on Raw.

[stoic topaz]

color theory enjoyers praying for the blue/red superbowl

[amber grove]

Time to watch the Niners kill Detroit

[cunning sparrow]

+==

Oop*

[rustic mountain]

Jinxin?

[smoky fable]

Touchdown

Lions

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/kansas-city-chiefs-royals_jun-know-your-role-shut-your-mouth-travis-kelce-gif-27491841

[smoky fable]

Williams

What the hell

End around

45 yards

[rustic mountain]

Yeah

[cunning sparrow]

Laporte

[slate lance]

JAMOOOO

[rustic mountain]

Drizzy jinxin

[haughty moss]

JAMOOOO

[amber grove]

TOUCHDOWN

[sweet tree]

huh

[hollow wind]

TPUCHDOWN BABYYY

[haughty moss]

[hollow wind]

WOOOOOOOOAH

[celest zephyr]

yay

[slow violet]

COOKING!

[cunning sparrow]

Williams td

[hollow wind]

[cunning sparrow]

You guys are really fast

[dim kettle]

Jey Uso needs to do a promo with him.

[haughty moss]

monster is fast really

[cunning sparrow]

Drizzy are you at the fucking game

[rustic ore]

What a play

TD Lions

[cunning sparrow]

monster too yea

[haughty moss]

jey and kelce we need it

[slate lance]

We all on antenna

[cunning sparrow]

I’m on cable

[rustic mountain]

I may have to watch not on here

[fleet orbit]

Bro the lions are crazy

[silk pine]

HOOOOOOLY

lions want it bad

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1751753344534593960

[cunning sparrow]

so hot

[hollow wind]

Great run

[cunning sparrow]

[dim kettle]

Now watch 41 unanswered points by the Niners.

[haughty moss]

lmao

[cunning sparrow]

Kung fu panda 4

[rustic ore]

Stop looking in a mirror

[cunning sparrow]

We out evan?

[hollow wind]

God I can’t wait for kung fu panda 4

[hollow wind]

No question

[cunning sparrow]

Field trip

Update: my ravens fan friend has gone radio silent

[fallen dragon]

Tiny bit late

[cunning sparrow]

cold winter

[fallen dragon]

LETS GIOO BABY

[rustic mountain]

Better to lose now than in the sb

[cunning sparrow]

ye

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/thom-brennaman-gif-18806839

People @ KC rn

[rustic mountain]

Trust me

[rustic ore]

Hot take, I miss this guy annoucing. POS I know but still

[native sonnet]

Playoff games make me so sleepy afterwards

[simple seal]

idk he was mid to me lol

[rustic ore]

Better than most of what Fox has rn

[native sonnet]

Anything is better than Romo

[rustic ore]

Imo

[native sonnet]

Man says the game is over 50 times a game

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/BarryOnHere/status/1751754361561039259?s=20

[cunning sparrow]

Damn

[simple seal]

Is it me or are there quite a few Lions fans in that stadium

[rustic mountain]

At this point I want Mahomes to pass Bradt

Brady

So I can just enjoy my super bowls and past wins for what they were

[cunning sparrow]

Sutttttton

[hollow wind]

Should’ve been a pick

[native sonnet]

Just wait. 20 years from now they will fuse Brady and Mahomes into a super QB

[rustic mountain]

And let KC be the centre of the nfl world ire

[cunning sparrow]

Caught it with his face

what a shot

[dim kettle]

Okay. You want to hear something funny and sad. This is the first lead the Lions have had in an NFC Championship Game.

[simple seal]

Last team to do so I guess?

Like pretty sure every other teams has at least done that, even the Browns lol

Wait no

Texans?

[dim kettle]

The Texans. Because they've never shown up in a title game yet.

And add the 2000s Cowboys. Because lolz

[simple seal]

Yeah I mixed up

Thought that KC game was that lol

[slow violet]

sheesh barnes is a great player

[rustic ore]

Hope Barnes is okay

[slate lance]

Is Goff going to be our Eli?

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/jayRecher/status/1751755795002200472?s=20

[rustic mountain]

Apple vision pro looks horrific

[rustic ore]

Think Ravens draft an RB?

Maybe sign Barkley/Henry in FA?

[dim kettle]

Apple have lost their touch. As I'm typing this on a Mac.

[cunning sparrow]

Ow

[slow violet]

imagine wearing that shit on the plane with a huge battery pack LOl

like bro relax, just get a laptop

[dim kettle]

I'd feel less embarrassed playing a Virtual Boy than that thing.

[hollow wind]

$3500 right?

[cunning sparrow]

we’re gonna have discord users here in a year on their Apple Vision Pros

[dim kettle]

With taxes on top of that

[slow violet]

yup for 3 hours of battery life

[hollow wind]

No shot

[slate lance]

….

[stoic topaz]

nahhh

[haughty moss]

[rustic ore]

Good stand by Detroit's D

[hollow wind]

MISSED

[slow violet]

LOOOOOL

[cunning sparrow]

LOOOOL

[rustic ore]

[slow violet]

atleast i can enjoy the 49ers losing

[robust grotto]

Oh boy

[rustic ore]

Moody, come on kid

[hollow wind]

Detroit’s time babbby

[robust grotto]

Jake Booty alert

[cunning sparrow]

[dim kettle]

Almost 4K dollars with taxes added. 💀

[stoic topaz]

what i'd give to have the lions demolish the 49ers here

[slow violet]

and this is just the initial release imagine that. 🤣 they will probably have something bette rin like 6 monhts

[dim kettle]

WTF is this? The Lions are suppose to be the ones fucking up.

[fallen dragon]

Never been so happy to see Jake miss

Sorry Jake

[silk pine]

the stars are aligning early

[fleet orbit]

What if

What if

[rustic ore]

[cunning sparrow]

Red vs blue red vs blue!

[rustic mountain]

They aren't starting well. That's for sure

[stoic topaz]

red vs blue is the way

red vs red doesn't make sense, how am i supposed to know who the bad guys are

[cunning sparrow]

my 2 neuron brain can’t make sense of it

[short flame]

Why can’t make things that last for a decent amount of time

[rustic ore]

The guys who are more red than the red guys of course

[hollow wind]

Jay is asking the real questions

[dim kettle]

The good guys wear pewter. 😎

[slate lance]

BUILTBYBAMA

[cunning sparrow]

The breakup song gonna go brazy

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/TheFourthPeriod/status/1751750697006072190?s=20

[celest zephyr]

Omg man United won hahahaahhaa

Can’t wait for someone to go on ir magically

[dim kettle]

I can already see it. The title... Missing Ring.

[celest zephyr]

And the bolts add a d man

[short flame]

I don’t know if they’re at that point in their relationship. We should ask him that instead of about the game

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/ADiMarco25/status/1751754491341210108?s=20

[short flame]

Go for Owen power

[short flame]

Antony scored

And celebrated like a fool

[cunning sparrow]

The lions do better when I sit on the couch

going back

[dim kettle]

What couch? Poof

[cunning sparrow]

yeah I’m not moving

[hollow wind]

There we go

[dim kettle]

Ben Johnson cooking up Steve Wilks' defense so far.

[slate lance]

BUILT BY

BAMA

[torn gale]

Daily reminder that joe burrow is the only current qb to beat mahomes in the playoffs

[dim kettle]

Brady

[torn gale]

The afc side

[stoic topaz]

watching this game after that defensive grindfest is certainly refreshing

[torn gale]

Afc*

[dim kettle]

Yeah. Brady

[torn gale]

Brady isn’t playing right now

[rustic mountain]

Brady did beat Mahomes in the afc

[slow violet]

49ers Defense is Getting COOKED

[rustic mountain]

Just so it's known

[dim kettle]

Ah current

[simple seal]

fr lol

[cunning sparrow]

Whose Brady?

[slow violet]

with a much worse roster no less

[cunning sparrow]

Never heard of em

[celest zephyr]

frrr

[stoic topaz]

bum

[hollow wind]

Yooo it’s Akainu

[rustic mountain]

I loved those 2018 pats tho

[simple seal]

Brady owned Mahomes both times

[hollow wind]

… I don’t want to think about the 2018 pats

13-3…

[stoic topaz]

akainu the type of person to be a 49ers fan ngl

[slate lance]

Dude what the hell

Two TD in the first quarter????

[stoic topaz]

42-0 incoming

[cunning sparrow]

water tribe fire nation vibes

[hollow wind]

TPUCHDOWN BBAAAYBBWY

[dim kettle]

What? Cmon, man. A fun SB.

[cunning sparrow]

let’s goooooo

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-brady-what-a-game-super-bowl-liii-new-england-patriots-super-bowl-gif-22467626

[fallen dragon]

YAAAAAA

[hollow wind]

[fallen dragon]

TOUCHDOWN LIONSNSNSN

[haughty moss]

[slow violet]

BARRY

[celest zephyr]

Niners really never got off of the bus

[cunning sparrow]

burning down philly in honor of the Lions tn

[rustic ore]

Detroit just enforcing their will early

[hollow wind]

Barry Sanders here, it’s joever for SF

[slow violet]

I love you Barry ❤️

[rustic mountain]

I remember someone in here saying that they couldn't see us holding the rams under 17 points

[hollow wind]

If the lions secure the win, let Barry run the final play

[dim kettle]

Buc. What is this logic rn? Todd Bowles defense had a better start against the Lions than the Niners rn.

[sweet tree]

Lions TD

[rustic ore]

Well apparently SF can't stop the run

We could at least hold them in check for the most part

[rustic mountain]

SF

Buddy

The game has begun

[dim kettle]

This means Bowles 5 year extension incoming.

[native sonnet]

Niners looking like frauds rn

[rustic mountain]

SF really about to show the Shanahan era is gonna be plagued with inability to a win a title at this rate

[rustic ore]

Side note, it's BS that the UFL deleted the NO franchise when they had the best unis hands down

[cunning sparrow]

It’s still the 1st

[rustic mountain]

Hence why I said

[cunning sparrow]

it could be 70-14

[rustic mountain]

At this rate

Things could def change but

Damn duse

Dude

[cunning sparrow]

Talking to brob

[rustic mountain]

Oh

[dim kettle]

Such a shame Go Battlehawks.

[rustic mountain]

[cunning sparrow]

Reply feature don’t exist for me sab

I’m an old man

[rustic ore]

What a catch

[radiant sleet]

Eminem vs Taylor swift sb

[celest zephyr]

I just want wilks gone at the end of the first quarter

Dude sucks

[cunning sparrow]

Halftime is a rap battle

[celest zephyr]

It’d have more life than the niners defense right now

[radiant sleet]

Kanye vs em?

[restive vector]

Just tuned in and it's 14-0

[cunning sparrow]

I feel like I should delete images of him, but I laughed

Kanye vs em killed me

[radiant sleet]

LIONS ALL THE WAY

[hollow wind]

Why is it so hard to tackle CMC jeez

[versed forge]

It’s starting to look like a Taylor Swift and Eminem Super Bowl

[radiant sleet]

Cause he’s him

[radiant sleet]

I need a Eminem freestyle diss track at the start

[sweet tree]

cmc is nuts

[smoky fable]

Crazy

[robust grotto]

C M C

[shy harbor]

LFG MOODY MADE A FIELD GOAL

[hollow wind]

Extra point

[rustic ore]

CMC is a GROWN MAN

[shy harbor]

STILL COUNTS

[rustic ore]

I once again repeat cause it's deserving of having attention brought to it, but CMC should be MVP over Lamar Jackson and it isn't even close

[vivid stirrup]

So much adds

[hollow wind]

Why does every commercial suck gorilla ween atm

[fleet orbit]

Honestly Super Bowl commercials have fallen off a cliff toon

Too

[vivid stirrup]

I know that apple charging one mad annoying

[hollow wind]

Yep

[vivid stirrup]

Agreed

[sweet tree]

I dont watch the ads. I just get on my phone lol

[fleet orbit]

Like the Super Bowl has been of questionable quality lately

[vivid stirrup]

[slow violet]

Nice Spin Move

[hollow wind]

ohohojoo what a spin

[radiant sleet]

Only good ad is the outlet and bk ads

[slow violet]

LOL Goff

noodle arm ass

[vivid stirrup]

The outlet what about the

Geico?

[radiant sleet]

The singing one

[vivid stirrup]

Close one

[stoic topaz]

💀

[slow violet]

man Amon COOKING

[vivid stirrup]

First down

[fallen dragon]

SUN GOD

[haughty moss]

my GOAT nick

[vivid stirrup]

Demolished

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/49ers-nick-bosa-celebration-football-gif-27354474

[shy harbor]

poor greenlaw

actually sad

[slow violet]

did he break his shoulder?

[shy harbor]

probably a sprain

regardless its sad

[rustic ore]

Jeez what a hit

I'd guess he dislocated it

[shy harbor]

bosas sack was crazy

best sack ive seen this postseason

[rustic ore]

Sewell was in no man's land there, I'd blame Goff for that sack

He needed to get the ball out

[shy harbor]

i got money on this game

i swear if sf loses ima jump

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/KennyKing_Jr/status/1751761887438708922

[torn gale]

I know the ravens game has passed but them having so little Carrie’s is just bad

[torn gale]

Love to see it

[smoky fable]

Stinger?

[rustic ore]

Could be

[smoky fable]

Yep stinger

[rustic ore]

Was scared for him for a second cause he looked wobbly on his feet

[shy harbor]

deebo my goat

🥰

[haughty moss]

welp

[hollow wind]

PICK

[stiff coyote]

wait

[sacred kite]

LIONS PICK

[stiff coyote]

LETS GOOOOOO

I TOLD YALL

[fleet orbit]

Holy fucking shit Detroit

[stiff coyote]

LIONS FOR THE WIN

[shy harbor]

cj gardner johnson is a pussy

[rustic ore]

Terrible throw

[fallen dragon]

OK THATS FINE

[rustic ore]

Ceedy Douche

[stoic topaz]

holy

[sacred kite]

Everlasting Brockstopper

[shy harbor]

cheap ass mf

[smoky fable]

Cheap shot there

[sweet tree]

that was not purdy

[fallen dragon]

What was bro thinking the hell

[sacred kite]

Yeah that was cheap

[shy harbor]

cj gardner johnson is a nobody compared to deebo

[smoky fable]

Got hit on the throw

[stiff coyote]

wtf

cmon

[slate lance]

Wait whoa wtf

How bad was the pick?

[hollow wind]

Face mask smh

Got away with that

[shy harbor]

i didnt know who he was until he started talking shit on twitter

[hollow wind]

Yeah Gardner Johnson is a yapper

[fallen dragon]

FIRST DOWN

[shy harbor]

st brown

[slate lance]

I thought that was gonna be oicked

[sacred kite]

Man they mobbed Gibbs

[shy harbor]

force a fg

[slate lance]

GIBBS

OMFGGG

BUILT BY BAMA

[sacred kite]

Wow

[fallen dragon]

Amon rah rah rah

[haughty moss]

Gibbs

lets gooo

[stiff coyote]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[sacred kite]

GIBBS

[rustic ore]

Detroit in full control

[fleet orbit]

Is this …. The lions ??????

[sacred kite]

Would not expect less from the man who carried me in fantasy

[robust grotto]

Wow

[cunning sparrow]

🪑

[stiff coyote]

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING HATERS!!!!

[slate lance]

Taylor swift vs Eminem is in sight

[stiff coyote]

lmao

[silk pine]

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-lions-gif-8155274498598286896

[hollow wind]

Man ofc they score when I go to the bathroom

[stiff coyote]

you should know better Evan

[sweet tree]

Gibbs TD

wow

[sacred kite]

They even said that this TD was dedicated to you

[cunning sparrow]

They’re gonna be playing both their songs in game outros every timeout

[hollow wind]

[weak gull]

KEEP YOUR ASS IN THE BATHROOM THEN

[hollow wind]

Lmfaooooo

[weak gull]

Ight…Vinny back at half

[celest zephyr]

Gg lions

[slate lance]

I loved the jamo usaged

Have we ever had the season opener as a Super Bowl?

[restive vector]

LETS GO LIONS

[slow violet]

Atleast i can enjoy the 49ers getting cooked 😭

[slate lance]

Oh yeah 2016

[simple seal]

God damn

[hollow wind]

Lions defense showin upppp

[pearl marlin]

Lions get it back for the ravens

[slate lance]

Wait no

[rustic mountain]

The thing is rn. What do you even do in the sf offseason?

Like you have the best weapons, amazing defense

Coaching is elite

[rustic ore]

I'd go O-line

[fallen dragon]

I can’t believe my own eyes

[rustic mountain]

I guess

[rustic ore]

And another WR

[slow violet]

LOL he went flying

[rustic mountain]

Idk I think SF had it all going for em

[proud coyote]

Ofc we go o-line, ours is bottom third in pass blocking

And only marginally better than that in RB

Trent is getting old

[rustic mountain]

Maybe you're right

[proud coyote]

We also need a second corner rather badly

Of course I’m right

[rustic mountain]

Still

SF should be doing better

[proud coyote]

Ya, no shit

[rustic mountain]

But credit to Detroit

[celest zephyr]

Considering they can’t tackle and get pressure its hard to call it amazing

[proud coyote]

But this team continues to disappoint as they have since I became a fan in the 90s

[celest zephyr]

The d line has been piss poor most of the year

[proud coyote]

We traded our soul for the dynasty that I missed

[rustic mountain]

True pain man. True. Pain

[celest zephyr]

O line for sure

[fallen dragon]

Idk if that was a local commercial but wtf was that

[celest zephyr]

Sports ain’t nothing but pain

Happens when its rooting for something where only one team goes home happy each year

[smoky fable]

Think Wilks should go?

[slate lance]

Ben Johnson out coaching

[dawn tapir]

what is shanahan's record coming from behind again?

[stiff coyote]

Where are the haters guys

[proud coyote]

No

[smoky fable]

Why not

[proud coyote]

Because he’s a good DC

[rustic mountain]

Haters of?

[stiff coyote]

lions haters, saying they was gonna choke, be frauds etc

they gone

[slate lance]

Well game isn’t over yet

[proud coyote]

99% of America was rooting for the lions

[rustic mountain]

I didnt see anyone but I wasnt here

[fallen dragon]

Choke… I don’t even wanna think about that word rn

[stiff coyote]

lmao

[rustic mountain]

If Detroit does end up winning I think there will even be some Chiefs fans who would be okay with the Lions taking a sb

[proud coyote]

Yeah like, I got nothing against the lions lol, I don’t think any 49er fan does

[slate lance]

I think it’ll be nice for Goff

[proud coyote]

Maybe you saw a salty Vikings fan

[dawn tapir]

lol

[rustic mountain]

Does anyone hate the Lions? Vikings fans are more envious than anything but still

[fallen dragon]

There’s nothing to hate them for really 😭

They’ve been harmless for so long

[rustic mountain]

The only fans who hated the Lions were Lions fans

And tbf. I woulda too

[proud coyote]

Of course they converted that lol

[smoky fable]

3rd and 12 and they ran to get it

[proud coyote]

I am bad luck and will just go do errands

[fallen dragon]

YAAAA

[smoky fable]

Might be game

[stiff coyote]

this isn't eminem.
This is Slim Shady

[smoky fable]

Sack

[stoic topaz]

why would a vikings fan be salty over the lions? (i genuinely don't know)

[hollow wind]

Same division

[rustic ore]

Skipper got man handled

[stoic topaz]

i mean so are two other teams?

[haughty moss]

wow

[stoic topaz]

insane

[dawn tapir]

Goffence.

[fallen dragon]

AMON RAH RAH RAH RAH

[slow violet]

LOL THIS IS SO OVER

🤣 cooked

[hollow wind]

Some fans just get bitter if their team doesn’t make the playoffs but your rivals do lol idk

[fleet orbit]

Come on lions

[sweet tree]

goff is actually nice

[rustic mountain]

Woulda been more messed up if he chose Lamar picks

[versed forge]

Niners are cooked

[dawn tapir]

it doesn't bother me cause of how the cowboys always collapse in the playoffs

[celest zephyr]

It’s over

[slow violet]

its ok , its the thought that counts

[stiff coyote]

oof

almost had it

[slow violet]

Bro Goff is so nice WTF

[celest zephyr]

Honestly after they talked mad shit when they lost last time to the eagles kinda got it coming

[slate lance]

Johnson gonna be nice in Washington

[stiff coyote]

he was going to do it

[fleet orbit]

I understand this. all

[dawn tapir]

17 point lead by the lions

[fleet orbit]

Call

[weak gull]

FOR THOSE WHO SAID MY LIONS WERE GETTING COOKED

SHAME ON YOU

I usually ain’t a told ya so, BUT I TOLD YOU SO

[rustic ore]

I ain’t say that

[fleet orbit]

I get why he didn’t go

[weak gull]

Yeah get it to 3 scores

[slow violet]

Brocky Purdy When his all star cast doesn't take his 4 yard check downs 20 yards each time

[celest zephyr]

Honestly man I’m just done with sports

So whatever win

[torn gale]

Purdy has one of the highest YPA this year

[dawn tapir]

Jared Goff chants in the crowd 👀

[torn gale]

I think it is the highest

[celest zephyr]

Lol the raptors look like shit right now, the leafs lose in embarrassing fashion every year

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-have-this-moment-let-me-enjoy-this-let-me-be-happy-jimmy-kimmel-what-the-fit-gif-16599557

[torn gale]

Fine 🙄

[rustic ore]

Wild though that SF is getting blown out in the NFC title game in back to back years

[celest zephyr]

I’d be fine if it was just the niners

Cuz it is what it is

[fleet orbit]

Who gets the ball again

[celest zephyr]

But fuck man every sports team i watch fucking choking or looks like trash

[weak gull]

And so many said the lions would get whooped

[rustic ore]

SF

[weak gull]

49

[celest zephyr]

Honestly man that’s probably almost no one who watches football

[weak gull]

2 said it in here

[rustic mountain]

I took Detroit but thought itd be close

[weak gull]

One today before kickoff 🗿

[fallen dragon]

Can’t believe they got a Jared Goff chant going on the other side of the country

[weak gull]

Im yapping after that half. That was an electric half

[rustic ore]

I mean Goff is Cali born raised

[cunning sparrow]

Lions 113-21

[rustic ore]

Also Lions fans travel well

Not that crazy he’s getting a chant imo

[torn gale]

Season started with chiefs lions and it may end with it

Nfl scriptwriters cooked

[rustic mountain]

If the Lions do win, entire country besides Missouri gonna be real blue

[cunning sparrow]

Halftime with a Eminem Tayorswift concert urging unity

Those scriptwriters getting a bonus

[rustic mountain]

Playing the White Stripes????

Based

[fallen dragon]

Classic

[slate lance]

My fault

[rustic mountain]

Jack White must be loving it

[weak gull]

Ford field will be in Lake Erie

[rustic mountain]

Lmao true

[weak gull]

Damn that makes 3😭

[slate lance]

Out of most lions games I’ve seen this season this feels like the best

Even the defense

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/cam-newton-patriots-new-england-gif-18604751

[rustic mountain]

So, if and if the Lions win the sb

[weak gull]

Y’all really is wild

[rustic ore]

Raiders fans gonna want to sue if KC wins a chip in their house, so you can bet your sweet cheeks they’re gonna be backing Blue

[rustic mountain]

Will the state of Michigan just evaporate in joy

[cunning sparrow]

Lmao

[weak gull]

Detroit itself will be in Lake Erie

[cunning sparrow]

Remember when they all used to have Microsoft surfaces on the desk

Now they have unbranded iPads

[fallen dragon]

Could you imagine a Super Bowl and Natty in the same year

[cunning sparrow]

They realized how bad they are

[dawn tapir]

and remember who won that game 🦁

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/wavy80baby/status/1748908468470260092?s=20

[rustic mountain]

The Pistons and Tigers suck ass so the Lions and Wolverines can win titles

[fallen dragon]

Thrown to the pit

[slate lance]

The fact this would the season opener game is crazy

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/dragonball-z-anime-take-my-energy-gif-11681831

Pistons and Tigers be like

[sacred kite]

Maxx Crosby will pull up with the steel chair

[weak gull]

For those commanders fans

Take care of ben Johnson after this

You will have a new fan 🙏🏽

[slate lance]

Me too

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-crying-cry-mad-angry-gif-25839527

[slate lance]

Drake Maye!!!!

[rustic mountain]

My brother has been texting me all game Vinny

[slate lance]

Time to cook

[rustic mountain]

He is like BRO LOOK AT MY NEW COACH

[rustic ore]

Rough job to try and fix but as long as their new owners are patient they could do something in a couple years

[rustic mountain]

He is so. Happy.

[weak gull]

Him getting his qb is gonna be a big. Major

Such a good coach for a qb to have after all I’ve seen

[rustic ore]

Their D is a mess

[slow violet]

Kyle Shanahan anytime there is easy walk to the super bowl

[fallen dragon]

Sanji better bet be happy if the lions win this, cause the whole damn country is gonna be the all blue

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-turn-off-the-gif-5463735

[slate lance]

Drake 👀

[rustic mountain]

Imma have to bust out the old Barry Sanders jersey

[haughty moss]

need another purdy pick

[weak gull]

True, only have backers tbh. But they can make something shake maybe with it

Never know how it goes

[slow violet]

Brock Purdy is the Tua of Short Quarterbacks

[stiff coyote]

@modest totem

[weak gull]

I look forward to their build though

[stiff coyote]

Look at rays pfp guys

[slate lance]

At least they make it to a CG game hell I’ll take that

[haughty moss]

lmao toney

[stiff coyote]

read bio

[rustic mountain]

Ray Damn

[haughty moss]

she is finished omg

[rustic ore]

You’re so wrong for that

[stiff coyote]

revenge is good

[rustic ore]

She ain’t deserve that

[haughty moss]

nothing but ls for since that fella from buffalo lost

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-6997856904020830598

[haughty moss]

[stiff coyote]

this is playoffs now Buc

after she made me wear a allen shirt

I had too

[rustic ore]

[stiff coyote]

the whole day mind you

[rustic mountain]

So glad Allen lost that game

I don't even care if Mahomes wins it all

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/prince-nana-aew-all-elite-wrestling-pro-wrestling-dance-gif-17754173903314488063

[stiff coyote]

I had a great day that day

[rustic mountain]

Actually if Mahomes wins it all AND it is against Detroit

I think he will be nearing Brady level villain

[stiff coyote]

yup

[rustic mountain]

I won't be alone

https://tenor.com/view/happy-tears-gif-25605273

[cunning sparrow]

Little boat

[stiff coyote]

but I think Lions have this

I'm actually impressed by Goff rn

[rustic ore]

He’s always been solid

He’s just a pure pocket guy

And he’s in a scheme that maximizes what he does well while taking pressure off him by establishing the run

Gonna be interesting what they look like next season

[rustic mountain]

When he was with McVay they both had some struggling to do

Goff couldn't do shit against the pats in sb53. He couldn't adjust

McVay was bad about that too

So it is cool to see that Johnson seems to have a good mehtod going

Method

[rustic ore]

Wild that every single TD so far has been on the ground

[fallen dragon]

Kinda scares me this is the same score as the Saints game, and they almost blew that one

[rustic mountain]

I dont blame lions fans for being scared

The football gods pissed all over your franchise for years

Decades

[rustic ore]

Will say this, as far as SF goes in the offseason this upcoming draft has some solid looking Guard prospects

[fallen dragon]

Come on

[slow violet]

Brock is that you

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[haughty moss]

hell of a catch

[slow violet]

oo nice catch

[sacred kite]

Yoooo

That was nice

[stiff coyote]

damn

[modest totem]

I hate you

[stiff coyote]

LMAO

nothing but love Ray

[modest totem]

Tell him Buc!

[haughty moss]

rayy

[slow violet]

oooooh that was delicious

[modest totem]

Shuddup

[stiff coyote]

remember the pronunciation Ray

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-man-crying-woman-emotional-crying-tears-gif-15212655

[fallen dragon]

Thank goff

[rustic ore]

Purdy looks shook to me rn

[stiff coyote]

I mean

[modest totem]

I'm shocked the niners are doing so poorly

[stiff coyote]

this is why you lost the bet

you underestimate

Goff was always him

[fallen dragon]

A touchdown drive here and we can end this game just about

[stiff coyote]

Not end

just increase

Niners can still win it

[celest zephyr]

Why I knew it wasn’t this year man

It’s so hard to win a sb in a qb’s first year as a starter

[modest totem]

2024 really the year Turok luck reversed

[celest zephyr]

He needs this experience to be a better qb in the future

Mahomes couldn’t do it either

Stroud and love have been great but they fell flat also

Big Ben was incredible and he didn’t do it

[slow violet]

LOL WTF they brought a lion on the field

🤣 we was wilding back then

[stiff coyote]

aye, Playoffs me is just different

Lions run game is just too good

[haughty moss]

my GOAT

he got the fella from buffalo outta here

[fallen dragon]

Running that clock

[slate lance]

Why no FG there

[stiff coyote]

wtf

[fallen dragon]

RUN IT

[stiff coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/bowing-thank-you-tom-and-jerry-take-a-bow-chasing-gif-20784169

[rustic ore]

Campbell over aggressive

[fleet orbit]

I think he should’ve gone for it too

[rustic ore]

But it didn't hurt KC earlier so as of right now I'll say it won't hurt the Lions either

[fleet orbit]

Hindsight is 20/29

20/20

[rustic ore]

It was an good enough ball

Reynolds has to catch that

[sweet tree]

just run it

ffs

[sweet tree]

true

[rustic ore]

Joseph dinged up

Would guess a stinger

[stiff coyote]

wait what happened

why he out

[rustic ore]

Got dinged up tackling Deebo

[haughty moss]

what the lmao

[rustic ore]

HOLY SHIT

[stiff coyote]

NAW FUCK THAT

[rustic ore]

If that play stands

[sacred kite]

YOOOOOO

WHAT

[rustic ore]

There's a flag so that might be OPI

[stiff coyote]

hope so

[hollow wind]

OH COME ON

[rustic ore]

No foul

[stiff coyote]

FUCK YOU

[rustic ore]

Omg

[sacred kite]

LOL

[rustic ore]

1st and goal SF

[dawn tapir]

insane play

[sacred kite]

Crazy

[sweet tree]

OMG AIYUK

[slow violet]

Unbelievable Saved Again

[slate lance]

That should’ve been picked

Got bailed out

[sweet tree]

idk how purdy is getting away with those

[stiff coyote]

nice d

[sweet tree]

looked like a pick but goddamn aiyuk

[stiff coyote]

let's goo lions

[sacred kite]

Yeah gotta lock CMC down

[stiff coyote]

LETS GOOOOO!!!!

[sweet tree]

not really rooting for anyone tbh, just want a game

[slate lance]

TD

[stiff coyote]

CMON

[slate lance]

Aiyuk

[stiff coyote]

Damn it

[haughty moss]

damn

[sweet tree]

TD

[sacred kite]

Yep Aiyuk TD

[rustic ore]

TD

Nice ball

[near sparrow]

omg

[sacred kite]

Another player tonight who went wild in fantasy

Man the Niners and Lions were good to me

[rustic ore]

24-17 DET, so at the very least this game is leagues better than the AFCCG

[hasty mesa]

Campbell needs to kick FGs

It’d be a 10 point game

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/profootballtalk/status/1751783687966896569?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[weak gull]

You could say that if they stifled but Reynolds dropped the conversion lol

[stiff coyote]

he do damn impatient

[rustic ore]

I get that but this one was way worse/luckier

[weak gull]

Y’all are kidding me right? He literally had the conversion easy

Reynolds dropped the ball😭

[stiff coyote]

Vinny, wtf man. Yall losing the lead

😭

[hasty mesa]

Vinny I need you to win the Super Bowl

[weak gull]

Im not playing the damn game

[stiff coyote]

Vinny, I need you to do something DAWG!!!

[hollow wind]

Wtf is farmer wants a wife. We got hillbilly bachelor now??

[hasty mesa]

[hasty mesa]

Yes

[hollow wind]

Fair enough

[smoky fable]

Game turned fast

What the hell

[haughty moss]

no way lmao

[smoky fable]

Niners ball

Black magic

I swear it’s black magic

[dim kettle]

What would Matt Millen do?

[slow violet]

i swear to god

[rustic ore]

Fumble

[stiff coyote]

VINNY WTF BRO!!!!

[rustic ore]

Omg

[sacred kite]

Ohhhh boy

[hollow wind]

OMG

[sweet tree]

LOL

[rustic ore]

SF ball

[hollow wind]

NOOO

[torn gale]

[sweet tree]

😹

[dawn tapir]

[hollow wind]

what is happening

[hasty mesa]

….

When do we say “same old Lions”

[fleet orbit]

Uhoh

[sacred kite]

The Wonka outfit cursed Goff

[stiff coyote]

WTF MAN!!!!

[stiff coyote]

when we lose

😭

[dim kettle]

I can hear the Sonic lose rings sfx from here

[stiff coyote]

I imagine Vinny throwing his table rn

[hollow wind]

Oh god

[restive vector]

What is happening

[hollow wind]

It’s really gonna be tie game

[cunning sparrow]

Sadge

[near sparrow]

😭

[sweet tree]

man that's wild

[sacred kite]

https://tenor.com/view/theoden-crying-theoden-king-theoden-crying-lotr-gif-20134835

[cunning sparrow]

slightly closer to the Unwatchabowl

[restive vector]

Damn lions better not choke

[rustic ore]

I don’t have trust this SF team could beat KC, I think Detroit could but they need to stop committing suicide on national TV

[sacred kite]

Rooting for a meteor strike if that happens

[rustic ore]

What a run

[sacred kite]

Rocket boosters on that man

[dawn tapir]

COME ON LIONS STOP THEM

[hollow wind]

Purdy playing more like Lamar than Lamar

Tf is happening

[sacred kite]

Johnny

[rustic ore]

To the 1

[haughty moss]

td

[restive vector]

TD

[haughty moss]

holy shit

[restive vector]

Sheesh

[haughty moss]

[smoky fable]

Ridiculous

[dawn tapir]

damn...

[smoky fable]

Absolutely ridiculous

[rustic ore]

CMC

[sacred kite]

Wow

[smoky fable]

This is sick

[stiff coyote]

Fuck you man

[rustic ore]

We finally have a ball game

[stiff coyote]

This is making me want to throw up

[sacred kite]

Gonna be a good game

[restive vector]

Tie game

lmao

[dawn tapir]

what a game

[cunning sparrow]

Should’ve fuckin kicked it campbell

[slate lance]

Lions are making shanahan curse be broken

[stiff coyote]

If Cmc doesn't win mvp

I will sue the nfl

[sacred kite]

Honestly

[sweet tree]

CMC

wow

[rustic ore]

He won’t, they’ll shaft him for Lamar

It’s BS

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/what-surprised-gif-25739412

[torn gale]

Lions losing the plot

[sweet tree]

tie game

[stoic topaz]

it's so over

[hollow wind]

Really a 17-0 quarter

[rustic ore]

CMC has absolutely been a better player than Lamar this year

[slow violet]

its ok its ok, there had to be a little drama. Script writers gonna fix it for the final act

[rustic ore]

Also if not for that earlier miss by Moody SF could be up rn

[stiff coyote]

Man... I know Vinny rn is prob going to get a heart attack

[slim nacelle]

Damn the lions really fumbling the bag rn

[stoic topaz]

also been more valuable if we're being honest

[weak gull]

Vildor and a bad handoff has saved the niners🗿

[fallen dragon]

If 49’s win the script writer is fired

Who let bro cook

[rustic ore]

Also Dan getting greedy with that 4th down

[weak gull]

I think yall are crazy to say that like he didn’t have the conversion