sports

[short flame]

They’re fucked either way

[slow violet]

look a Coaching change doesn't even have to be HC can fix the eagles

[dim kettle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcdWhFKvVvc&pp=ygUQYmFycnkgbWNjb2NraW5lcg%3D%3D

[slow violet]

because they have their GM atleast who has a proven track record

the Cowboys need way more than a coaching change

[dim kettle]

The Cowboys need a time machine.

So they can go back to 1996.

[slow violet]

to stop Jerry

[dim ledge]

Interesting takes

[slow violet]

honestly i think the best option is Figure out your core, find a young qb andtry again

[fleet orbit]

They probably will

Ok but cam got to a Super Bowl those 2 are nowhere near Newton

[dim ledge]

A young QB?

[slow violet]

someone anyone

[dim ledge]

Fortunately they traded for one....

[dim kettle]

Ha Ha

[slow violet]

if Dak gets a 60 mill per year contract, Jerry truly has lost his damn mind

[dim ledge]

DalLance time

[dim kettle]

If Lance becomes elite and wins a SB before SF. Oh boy.

[slow violet]

lol wont happen

i would be shocked

guys i need the stats, this is just a personal opinion

in the history of the NFL has a qb with a chest tattoo ever won the super bowl

someone plz get me the stats

[fleet orbit]

The cowboys are harder to fix because they have a really good roster and than just crap themselves

The eagles have more defined football problems , it’s straight up mental with the cowboys

[slow violet]

Hire bill , sign Jimmy G

[robust grotto]

Unfortunately I’ve just thought about a bad timeline - what if the Chiefs trade for AJ Brown

[slow violet]

🤣

[slow violet]

don't put that out there

[robust grotto]

I’m so sorry

[fleet orbit]

I think a mutual break up between dak and the cowboys might benefit both sides

I think dak can be a successful qb , he already is , but he’s not a Dallas cowboys QB

You need to handle insane pressure

[slow violet]

a lot of people are saying Dak to the Dolphins

[dim ledge]

Dak to NYJ

[slow violet]

😭

[fleet orbit]

You can tell the pressure to be the guy to get the cowboys back to Super Bowl contention is mentally getting to him in the playoffs

[slow violet]

lets start baby steps

lets get to a championship game first

loool

[fleet orbit]

That’s what I’m saying , he is too nervous to even get there

[robust grotto]

…. don’t do this to me

[slow violet]

but seriously @dim ledge wtf was going on with Cedee

man was having an emotional crisis

[dim ledge]

Yes because your current option has a better playoff pedigree than dak

[robust grotto]

one year ( 5 games ) of Rodgers and then rookie QB next year I beg

[dim ledge]

[dim ledge]

Wallahi I have no idea what you mean

Wtf happened

[slow violet]

during the game

[dim ledge]

I wasn't watching I was occupied w gf

[slow violet]

ah saved

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/building-demolition-gif-3629581

[fleet orbit]

The cowboys don’t have killers

Im not saying to this caliber of performance but they mentally need a Brady type mentality QB

[dim ledge]

That's the problem, they do

[slow violet]

lol they don't just grow on trees

[dim kettle]

AJ Brown to the Packers.

[dim ledge]

Ceedee and Pollard are quite good and Dak is too. It's just as soon as they enter playoffs, that disappears for some reason

[slow violet]

actually ok with this

i know @fleet orbit would hate it

[fleet orbit]

I dont mean they need a Tom Brady , I mean they need a guy who mentally embraces the pressure that is put on being a qb for the Dallas cowboys

[fleet orbit]

I think they can’t handle the pressure of playing for the Dallas cowboys

[slow violet]

but i just don't get it

[dim ledge]

Lmao

[fleet orbit]

Yes I would

[slow violet]

What is the pressure of playing for the Cowboys

[dim ledge]

Y'all wanna see something funny

[narrow zodiac]

https://fxtwitter.com/shamscharania/status/1747429433865068649

[dim ledge]

I just opened my Instagram

[slow violet]

ah ya i saw that LOL, and they left so quietly

[fleet orbit]

Because they are the most valuable and notable brand in the nfl . Do they deserve it ? Fuck no . Do I respect them? Fuck no . But the pressure on say… the Niners to win is not on the level of pressure and scrutiny the cowboys fandom and brand requires

[narrow zodiac]

https://fxtwitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1746683096236241189 I like this version better

[dim ledge]

Real!!

[slow violet]

i honestly feel like its worse to be the Jets than the cowboys. Everyone expects you to choke. The Jets are in disaray 🤣

[dim ledge]

Yeah, as an immigrant the name Dallas cowboys is synonymous with football, they're the United of the NFL and they're meant to represent more than just the team imo

[fleet orbit]

But you share a media market with 2 other teams and you aren’t a qb for a franchise worth way more money than everyone else

[slow violet]

i guess fair

[fleet orbit]

Now that the cowboys flopped , your fucking team better beat the packers ass again

[slow violet]

i will say one thing though. Jerry has built a stadium that has no home field advantage

its almost as bad as the chargers

[fleet orbit]

Because the cowboys breed casuals

[short flame]

Yeah it’s the first American football team I heard of

[dim ledge]

Never a sure thing in this league, wild card showed us that for several teams. But Kyle isn't McCarthy

[dim ledge]

You say this but regular season cowboys were like undefeated at home, no?

Or like 1 loss

I'd call that an advantage

[sweet tree]

undefeated

[fleet orbit]

They shouldn’t of won the lions game

[dim ledge]

Even then

1 loss at home all season

Not really anything to scoff at

[fleet orbit]

Honestly it’s nice to see the Niners constantly making the playoffs again they were awful for like 9 years until Harbaugh was hired

[slow violet]

meh

[fleet orbit]

The cowboys playoff flops are so confusing because the roster is usually really good

[slow violet]

9 All Pros

x8 the Packers

[fleet orbit]

And the packers are the youngest team in the nfl yet they were the ones who didn’t seem nervous

[slow violet]

someone said the last QB that the cowboys took high was troy aikmen

[fleet orbit]

Romo wasn’t even drafted

[slow violet]

Nuggets vs 76ers good

[fleet orbit]

We got this and okc clippers great double header

[fleet orbit]

You a basketball fan too?

[slow violet]

newer basketball fan, i don't have a team

[fleet orbit]

I am a lover of all basketball , hell I love college basketball too

[slow violet]

i like players in the NBA Shai, Jokic my favorite atm

[fleet orbit]

I just get more engaged when football is over

[fleet orbit]

Good choices ! Hey the thunder play tonight too

[fleet orbit]

Lmao 78-78 this is a fucking game

The only thing shocking about the cowboys loss was they got smoked

When they lose in the playoffs it’s usually off a heartbreaker

[slow violet]

i mainly watch the playoffs, but this first time im following a full season

seasons damn long

[fleet orbit]

It’s damn long and it’s hard because with the nfl you can easily manage it in your schedule

I sadly have to get over fomo with basketball because you can’t watch everything , I miss even the occasional nba playoff game

March madness , however , is my fucking favorite time of year , ever

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/_mlfootball/status/1747426968746729481?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[short flame]

Same for the nhl, I can’t watch multiple games a week when there’s other sports also happening and other things in life. 82 games plus playoffs, I can only focus on my team and even then I can’t watch every game

[slow violet]

ya i don't watch back to backs

[fleet orbit]

I do sometimes , but I try to have days where I don’t just sit around and watch sports all day. Summer time after the nba finals I don’t watch sports really till football comes back

[fleet orbit]

What I do is study the schedule and pick what games are really important

Besides March madness , I don’t skip March madness . That’s honestly my favorite postseason of all time

[slow violet]

i liked what adam silver cooked with the IST

[fleet orbit]

Tonight I’m in the mood to watch basketball , ill put college hoops aside for this double header

[slow violet]

this sixers game pretty good

[fleet orbit]

Now here’s the million dollar question: is a great basketball game or a great football game more fun to watch

Because bad football > bad basketball

[slow violet]

bad football > anything for me

lol

atleast i can see some good memes

[fleet orbit]

That’s true it’s harder to make basketball funny

[short flame]

I just watch the games with the ok keeper and skip the ones with the really bad keeper

[fleet orbit]

Good strategy

[slow violet]

i want to get into hockey again but im always late

ill just watch the kraken next season

[short flame]

Nooooo

Why them

[fleet orbit]

Hockey I respect but it isn’t really for me

[slow violet]

lol mostly only follow seattle teams

[short flame]

You from Seattle?

[slow violet]

nah lol

[fleet orbit]

Then why are you so into Seattle teams ? Just curious

[short flame]

How did you end up a fan?

You follow the sounders?

[slow violet]

i use to, but i mostly watch the EPL for soccer/futbol

[slow violet]

when i was younger in canada, they would only show seattle seahawks and mariner games

[short flame]

You should watch the Colombian league

https://tenor.com/view/deportivo-cali-preciado-gif-25420779

I used to watch a lot more football but lately I mostly watch international football and South American leagues, the rest I don’t feel as much passion as growing up, it feels robotic

[slow violet]

LOl stan van gundy ruthless on embiid

[fleet orbit]

Oh that makes sense , I think the Seahawks are also Alaskas team

[slow violet]

but since moving, man getting seahawks games costs an arm and leg

hate having to pay for sunday ticket lol

LOL bro did embiid screw van gundy wife

ruthless

[rustic mountain]

Was it BC?

[slow violet]

nah

[fleet orbit]

Bears games are expensive as fuck too

I’ve only been to one that was 200 bucks

I saw the bears lose to a backup and didn’t even get to see Lamar Jackson play

[slow violet]

this games getting real good in th 4th

200 not bad lol

[fleet orbit]

Embiid and Jokic should just play every night

[slow violet]

wait was it 200 for nosebleeds?

[fleet orbit]

Not nosebleeds but like mid way up

Full disclosure I think soldier field sucks

[slow violet]

ah ok , for nosebleed usuall start around 50

[fleet orbit]

It’s so high up at soldier

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/adam_antill/status/1747423611030298978

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/brandonperna/status/1747449847337070860?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[weak gull]

The more edel-nut speaks the more I like him. And Randy’s 30 for 30 already made me love him enough

[slow violet]

lol this might be the first time i saw him crack a joke

[fleet orbit]

How …..how does a fucking journalist get something like that wrong ????

[slow violet]

lol and you can see by her tone she was excited to ask that question

[fleet orbit]

The Steelers should’ve reassessed things as soon as the browns playoff game ended

Are the rams the only team that lost that don’t have anything to feel bad about ?

[slow violet]

Russell Wilson is the move , only 2 year vet min contract

they need another corner, Peterson too old

Clippers starting hot

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/mysportsupdate/status/1747454399222337849?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[slow violet]

so is this just prelim interviews, when can they hire?

[restive vector]

Shorthanded goal

Let's go stars

[fleet orbit]

The falcons are going for a home run

I’m watching my guy Chet play

I love holmgren

[short flame]

Go stars

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/ScooterMagruder/status/1747461239502987602?s=20

[restive vector]

We won 5-1

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-clapping-clap-applause-amazing-gif-16078907558888063471

[fleet orbit]

Nope not doing it nba , nice try . I will not buy into the clippers

Don’t try that shit

[desert palm]

clippers?

really'

huh

[fleet orbit]

The clippers have seemed so hype for years and than it doesn’t work out

[desert palm]

ohhhhh

[dim kettle]

No one cares for the Clippers.

[desert palm]

thast ios whast uoy meanbt

[dim kettle]

Just like in the playoffs, their expectations are a second-round exit.

[fleet orbit]

They’ll get hot like they are now and someone will get injured

Harden is a playoff choker

Bulls magic will be an all timer in the play in 😂😂😂

[stiff coyote]

well guess what, we winning it

[fleet orbit]

Clippers fan huh?

[stiff coyote]

we're fucking great, injuries have just fucked us over

if we're being real here

[fleet orbit]

Kawhi has somehow missed 4 games total

[stiff coyote]

that's why we've been balling lately

[fleet orbit]

If the clippers are healthy and dark magic doesn’t ruin them only the nuggets have a similar ceiling

I’m not sold on the wolves yet

[stiff coyote]

naw wolves are legit

they just need to stay healthy like us

they rely to much on jokic

amd sometimes murray

we at least have a great bench

[celest zephyr]

Thunder have a high ceiling

[fleet orbit]

The nuggets rely on Jokic cuz in the playoffs he’s a endurance machine

[celest zephyr]

With how ass the wolves offense is don’t fully trust them

[fleet orbit]

I love the thunder . Chet is that dude

[stiff coyote]

so far in the west, I would say it's def between us, thunder, nuggets and wolves

[celest zephyr]

Hard to win a ring when they don’t even have a top half offense

Same with believing in the bucks and their piss poor defense

[fleet orbit]

The suns aren’t gonna do shit

Lakers either

[stiff coyote]

well playoffs is different, but in the regular season. Wolves are great

[celest zephyr]

Suns have a better shot

[stiff coyote]

no they dont

they are ass

[fleet orbit]

I would put the nba playoffs as my number 3 postseason tournament

[celest zephyr]

Imo from the games I’ve seen they don’t have a good offensive system

[stiff coyote]

suns or wolves?

[celest zephyr]

Too much one guy gets his then the next guy

Wolves

[stiff coyote]

same

[fleet orbit]

But warriors cavs 4 straight years killed my love for the nba for a bit but it came back

[celest zephyr]

Suns are just a meme with talent

[stiff coyote]

maybe 4th

[stiff coyote]

they are a joke

[celest zephyr]

Slight edge cuz they have more high end talent

[fleet orbit]

The Beal trade looks awful

[celest zephyr]

But both ain’t doing shit

[stiff coyote]

was awful

[celest zephyr]

Let’s be real

[stiff coyote]

he hasn't played half a season yet

and they are paying him a good amount

[celest zephyr]

He’s played 15 fucking games

Hahahaha

[stiff coyote]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!

[fleet orbit]

Tonight’s games have been good as hell

[stiff coyote]

The whole suns organization is garbage

[celest zephyr]

Dude has been declining and injury prone for two straight years

Prior to being a sun

[stiff coyote]

at least Steve Balmer is trying to make a difference, and im loving coach Lue

[fleet orbit]

And he’s not Donald Sterling

[celest zephyr]

Suns should have just realized book and kd are enough talent

And they need an actual roster

[stiff coyote]

rotations are awful

[fleet orbit]

Super teams are a gimmick that has passed

2 super stars at most

[slow violet]

the clippers are the Tua of the Nba

[stiff coyote]

yall think yall making the playoffs Allen

[stiff coyote]

in terms of being cursed and injury prone

yes

😭😭

YALL SHOULDVE SEEN ME WHEN WE MADE THE WCF AND LOST BC KAWHI GOT HURT!!!

it's not easy being a clips fan tbh

[fleet orbit]

The clippers are cursed

[stiff coyote]

we are, I can't even deny it

[stiff coyote]

what's ur team btw?

if you follow the nba

[fleet orbit]

Bulls 😅😅😅

I’m all Chicago

[stiff coyote]

Ah man

[slow violet]

clippers playing well today though

[fleet orbit]

I closely follow nfl and both college and nba ball

[slow violet]

im mainly nfl, epl, f1

[stiff coyote]

yeah, hopefully we win okc

I like all sports tbh, my mains thou are NFL, Soccer, NHL and MLB

[slow violet]

i don't watch college football

[stiff coyote]

then NBA

[fleet orbit]

I only watch the playoff . College basketball tho is A1

[stiff coyote]

and boxing and ufc

[fleet orbit]

March madness is incredible

[stiff coyote]

it's amazing

shits like a movie all the time

ight yall, ill head off here

gn yall

[fleet orbit]

Gn !

[slow violet]

ya march madness is great

gn

[fleet orbit]

It’s so fun

NBA on TNT> nba on ESPN

[steel widget]

have you seen mclarens new livery???

[celest zephyr]

It’s whatever

[steel widget]

it’s sick

[celest zephyr]

Beats what they had last year I guess

[steel widget]

yeah last year was not it

the blue was ugly

imo liveries should generally be 2 colours only (not including sponsor stickers)

[dim kettle]

Imagine blowing a lead to the Flames.

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/joepompliano/status/1747333788705947991?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ @dim ledge Niner

[dim ledge]

love rugby

🇿🇦

[celest zephyr]

I’d love it

[robust grotto]

Kyle’s newest guy

Move over CMC say hello to LRZ

[lyric rune]

https://fixupx.com/david_ornstein/status/1747520530914136244?s=46

[slow violet]

yep saw it a few hours ago. looks better than 2023

[short flame]

Did he do a siu?

[short flame]

@sweet tree

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/fammirantetfj/status/1747121899228836210?s=46

Is this a nothing burger stat?

The majority of franchise QBs or starting QBs are who you picked in some past first round

[torn gale]

The only notable thing is that the literal last pick in the nfl draft is this good and a franchise qb

[rustic ore]

Not sure if I’d say that, more common sense that you’d expect teams to use their 1st on a QB if they needed one

Guys like Purdy are more exceptions to the rule

[sacred kite]

https://vxtwitter.com/profootballtalk/status/1747473071194153057?s=46&t=x1O09jJ9K-p5Da3lwtdaqQ

Interesting….

It could go either way

[rustic ore]

Gosh I’m gonna laugh if Lurie fires him

[sacred kite]

Like if Sirianni stays and Patricia and Johnson are fired I’d be good, but I don’t think I’d be terribly upset if Sirianni left?

[rustic ore]

Like Philly deserves nothing but failure if their owner shows he is THAT over reactionary

[sacred kite]

Yeah I hope it’s not a knee jerk firing

Bc the man did take us to the playoffs in all 3 seasons. Like there’s some value there but idk what happened this year

[rustic ore]

Wink Martindale is right there, and he has a bone to pick with the Giants now

Easy pick up for Philly

[sacred kite]

True true…

A lotta Philly fans want Belichick but I have a feeling that man is going to the falcons

[rustic ore]

Kellen Moore is technically available since Staley got fired

Easy OC option

[sacred kite]

True

Send Johnson to the Panthers or launch him into the sun

[torn gale]

Nfc east having coaching turmoil from the fandoms besides the giants

What the trenches looks like

[sacred kite]

Oh man

Also Sirianni needs to get some sleep bc bro looks constantly tired

[hasty basin]

Depends the amount of wages he wants tb

Tbf

ANY depth would be good for them

[short flame]

3 water bottles and some cookies

[short flame]

I wouldn’t consider him that tbh

[hasty basin]

Well I wouldn't consider Romeu that either

But hey

The situation needs it

[short flame]

I just think a 12 years old from la massia would do a better job

[hasty mesa]

A sick part of me wants Wink to go to Philly

[torn gale]

Blitz blitz blitz

[hasty basin]

They would also die in 1 game

Them after Xavi plays them 90+ mins 4 games straight

[rustic ore]

@weak gull @dim kettle someone seriously asked Todd Bowles how he’s planning to prepare the players for playing in the cold in Detroit

[sacred kite]

I would not hate Wink to Philly

[torn gale]

You’d hate it pretty soon

[sacred kite]

Yeah true

Wink stay away from us

Put me in there

[torn gale]

[sacred kite]

I can be both the DC and play defense

Dw I got this

[fleet orbit]

Right ?!! I heard that on the radio this morning

[rustic ore]

[fleet orbit]

Why would you not study your potential playoff opponents

[rustic ore]

How could you as a "sports journalist" not know which teams play in a dome or not?

[fleet orbit]

It’s not like the Bucs never see Detroit

[sacred kite]

Oh ok so the Sirianni meeting is presenting an off season plan to Lurie

Interesting

“Well, we’ll start by teaching our defense how to play defense…”

[torn gale]

Next we will learn how to design routes for our wide receivers

[celest zephyr]

Whatever the leafs are the most cursed franchise in the nhl and they still won a round

[fleet orbit]

But the Niners also have not lost a home game in the playoffs since Eli

[celest zephyr]

I’m so sick and tired of the leafs players and coach being happy when they constantly blow leads

[rustic ore]

Cousins>>>Eli obviously

[fleet orbit]

Noooooooooooo

[short flame]

And a guy who hasn’t played for 6 months wouldn’t?

[plucky kiln]

Rohit Sharma 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️

[torn gale]

The nfc runs through Eli

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/seven-fans-at-chiefs-game-taken-to-hospital-for-hypothermia-three-for-frostbite

Jeez

[hasty basin]

No matter how he looks he's a grown man

And HAS played a long season before

Brentford made Toney play with U19s for match fitness

And he scored a hat trick

[fleet orbit]

It Runs through a retired QB?

[torn gale]

Yes

[fleet orbit]

Well , you heard the man, go giants lol

[torn gale]

No one will ever beat Eli ever again

100000%

Physically impossible

[sacred kite]

That’s tough, hard to avoid when it’s that cold but still terrible

[fleet orbit]

My roomate is odd , he was a giants fan who says he kinda likes the cowboys and only hates the eagles

How is that possible ?

[sacred kite]

That man needs to make up his mind

[torn gale]

Fake giants fan

There should be no room in his heart to kind of like the cowboys

That’s blasphemy

[fleet orbit]

I mean maybe , he’s from Illinois , like me

He ain’t a New Yorker

[torn gale]

Even then….

[sacred kite]

Loyalty ignores state boundaries

[torn gale]

[fleet orbit]

One of the most fun giants playoff games was seeing them go to lambeau against the 15 win packers and kick their ass

[sacred kite]

Hatred of the cowboys also ignores state boundaries

[slow violet]

ah yes that was one of my favorites too

[sacred kite]

I think that’s one of the few things a fractured America can unite for

[fleet orbit]

Right?!! My team is from Chicago and I hate them boys

[torn gale]

Giants are only good for upsetting good teams when we shouldn’t

[sacred kite]

Phenomenal job and keep up the hatred

[slow violet]

Eli*

[sacred kite]

I also say this knowing my team receives the same treatment or maybe slightly less

[torn gale]

We upset the legendary 2022 Vikings squad who was undefeated in one score games

[slow violet]

i still find it hard to believe that the Giants fell this far

they have no identity on offense even with saquon

[sacred kite]

I couldn’t even dislike them that much this year bc of how their year went

[torn gale]

Daboll put up a coaching masterclass + easier schedule

[sacred kite]

And then 27-10 happened and some of those feelings came back

[torn gale]

Our team was and still is void of talent on the offensive side

Defense isn’t as bad but still not great

[fleet orbit]

My roomate was saying the giants are a one and done and the whole game I was telling him the giants totally got this

[slow violet]

that DJ contract, i think everyone knew they didn't want it. Literally just after 1 good year of production

[celest zephyr]

The afc runs through dan Marino

[torn gale]

After we played them in the regular season and lost to a 60 yard field goal I was confident we could take them in the playoffs

[torn gale]

[fleet orbit]

That’s because the Vikings had no defense

[celest zephyr]

happens when a team and its stars care more about making money and covering their asses rather than winning

Gotta squeeze a team for every dime

So there isn’t enough money to build a roster

[torn gale]

Imagine losing at home in a playoff game to Richie James, Darius slayton, and Kenny golladay as the wr corp

[fleet orbit]

So I don’t know hockey are the leafs the cowboys and sixers ?

[celest zephyr]

They are worse than the cowboys

[torn gale]

I’m gonna be so sad when saquon leaves

[celest zephyr]

The habs are more the cowboys

[fleet orbit]

Especially with that god awful playcall the Vikings had at the end of the game

[celest zephyr]

The leafs are like the bears at this rate

[sacred kite]

Saw some dude on Instagram dead serious saying Jason Kelce should go to KC for one last season

Like dawg

What

[fleet orbit]

A lot of our fanbase wants saquon

[celest zephyr]

They should get him

[torn gale]

Would go crazy

[sacred kite]

We traded the Eagles’ success for the Flyers’ this year

[torn gale]

We asked this man to carry the offense for too long

[sacred kite]

Sixers too but I don’t watch that much basketball

[torn gale]

The sole bright spot in this age of ass

[dim kettle]

Just to lose in those playoffs too

[sacred kite]

I’m too invested in hockey but it wouldn’t surprise me given how half of Philly’s team did this already

[torn gale]

Embiid gonna have a 10ppg drop off again in the playoffs as the sixers lose in round 2 to the heat

[sacred kite]

I think the Phillies choke was a little worse bc of how far they came

[celest zephyr]

At least the cowboys won in the 90s

[sacred kite]

Eagles had the writing on the wall

[celest zephyr]

The leafs ahven’t won since the space age

[torn gale]

Don’t. Suspend. Big Dom

[fleet orbit]

For the right price he can come

[celest zephyr]

People didn’t even make moon landing is fake jokes then

[slow violet]

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/17/jim-irsay-found-unresponsive-blue-suspected-overdose-december-cops-say/

[weak gull]

Good grief

[sweet tree]

who does buddy think he is 😭

[fleet orbit]

Yikes

[slow violet]

he was trying to free the whales

[sacred kite]

Big Dom had some black magic going on bc that man’s absence just caused a huge collapse

[fleet orbit]

Honestly I don’t get why he was suspended because a lot of eagles fans have committed suspendable offenses

[sacred kite]

Absolutely

[sacred kite]

Like suspending him for the rest of the season AND a 100k fine was way too much

Greenlaw? Fined 10k and that’s it lol

Some eagles fans do deserve to be jettisoned to the sun, especially when they go after a player’s family

[fleet orbit]

Honestly some bears fans also deserve the same treatment

Some Chicago people are close minded , and live in a bubble

[sacred kite]

Yeah every fanbase has the ones you’d rather never see the light of day

[fleet orbit]

I got given shit for being happy for the lions and being told I’m a fake bears fan and to show some pride

That guy has an ego the size of the state of California

[sacred kite]

Geez

Like God forbid I root for a team that hasn’t won a SB

[fleet orbit]

I don’t think it’s weird to have a division rival you don’t hate

[sacred kite]

Yeah that makes sense

[fleet orbit]

The lions and bears have literally never ruined each others seasons

[sacred kite]

I can’t say the same for the NFC East but that’s perfectly normal

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/joepompliano/status/1747627192559739151?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[fleet orbit]

I feel like Washington is just bad

[sacred kite]

Yeah

Like I can’t bring myself to hate the Commies that much bc they were just insignificant this year

[fleet orbit]

Besides if the lions win a Super Bowl I can make fun of the Vikings

[sacred kite]

Lol

I do enjoy how they start games with the drums and the huge horn

[fleet orbit]

I just don’t like their fans

[sacred kite]

I actually don’t think I’ve met a Vikings fan

Maybe one

But also I’m in the wrong area for that lol

[fleet orbit]

True , it’s different being in the Midwest

[sacred kite]

Yeah, NJ tends to be Jets/Eagles/Giants with some Cowboys sprinkled in

I do have a friend here who’s a lions fan

Couple patriots fans around here too

[fleet orbit]

Im friends with a 49ers fan , he said part of it is he’s Hispanic and a lot of Mexican people like the Niners

Which makes perfect sense

[sacred kite]

Huh I don’t think I ever knew that

Interesting

[dim ledge]

This goes for cowboys especially

[fleet orbit]

Well makes sense it’s Cali

[sacred kite]

Good point lol

[fleet orbit]

Another big team for Hispanic people is the raiders

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/SportsRadioWIP/status/1747612490316288506?t=Oil-eGvk88Na_fTBqd9wmA

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodinbloodout-onda-magic-vatos-locos-gif-7582315122058937328

every raiders fan i know

[sacred kite]

Im not a raiders fan but I do love Crosby

[fleet orbit]

Crosby is a baller

[sacred kite]

So does this mean Kelce’s not sure if he’s retiring?

[robust grotto]

Not even the best Crosby in sports !

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/no-tuesday-gif-18970864

When its time for the raiders to play

[sacred kite]

Crosby seems like a good guy off the field but he exudes black air force energy on the field

[fleet orbit]

I like the raiders , I think the stories about their franchise are cool

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/DaveConnellySG/status/1747402989680078901

@rustic ore

[slow violet]

i love the raiders jerseys and helmets clean af

[fleet orbit]

Oh yeah the raiders look is awesome

[sacred kite]

Love their uniforms

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/montecri5to/status/1747655741748510780?s=46

@torn gale

Grain of salt but

👀

[sacred kite]

Interesting…

[slow violet]

Man you know whatim looking forward to

people posting S2 test news 🤣

remeber when CJ stroud failed so bad they posted he was dumber than bricks

C.J. Stroud’s S2 Cognition Test Results

The S2 Cognition test is a fairly new test that is taking over the league. It is coined as a replacement for the Wonderlic test as it is supposedly a step up from the flawed Wonderlic. Anyway, as per the leaked scores of the S2 Cognitive test, there has been a frenzy going around the media. While C.J. Stroud is considered one of the top 2 quarterbacks in this draft class, his IQ test results paint a different picture. According to the results, Stroud only managed to score 18% (out of 100%) which was the lowest score. Other quarterbacks fared much better, especially Bryce Young who scored 98. 

💀 panthers regretting life

[hasty mesa]

CJ Stroud failing might have saved his career

Panthers are set up to fail any QB tbh

[sacred kite]

I respect him a ton

Stroud seems like a real good kid

[hasty mesa]

I don’t think Bryce will ever live up to number one but

Too early to tell

But it’s pretty bad considering it seems like Texans just drafted an all-time player

(So far)

[slow violet]

i think Bryce will eventually be good

but not on the panthers

like a Geno situation

[fleet orbit]

I can’t tell what Bryce is , I mean look at the team

[slow violet]

bu the thing is , they don't have draft capital to fix it

[hasty mesa]

I can look at what Andy Dalton did and question Bryce.

But he gets a rookie pass

Hard to gain confidence on that squad

[slow violet]

ya Andy the one game he played they were better

😭

in the 1 game Andy started, he threw for 358 yards and 2td against my team

i don't know if Bryce has ever thrown that much

[hasty mesa]

Man I want to have a weekly server podcast so bad

Heard a great topic the other day, would you want to start a franchise with Jordan Love, or CJ Stroud? Assuming they were both year 1 rookies

They’re VERY similar

[fleet orbit]

Andy Dalton was not amazing or anything but he was a respectable starter

The bengals just kept choking in the playoffs

[hasty mesa]

He’s on that Tyrod Taylor, Gardner Minshew list of respectable backups that can come in and win if need be

Drew Lock id put there

[dim kettle]

I got a very important question.

Can the Chiefs continue riding the D?

[hasty mesa]

No

Chiefs kingdom is in for a VERY rude awakening

Imo

[fleet orbit]

I think Buffalo wins it this time

Hot take : the bills have better playcalling than the dolphins

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/FvT0gz7JDT4?si=jqg1rjBkT4HcJyuL

[hasty mesa]

The turnaround they had was wild

Maybe Dorsey was the problem

Shoutout to McDermott tbh

[fleet orbit]

Because they know how to make adjustments

Apparently the bills defense has been using disguises on defense because they became predictable last season

[hasty mesa]

They beat the Chiefs and his job is safe as hell

McDermott

[fleet orbit]

McDermotts seat is as cold as Buffalo

But they do need to finally get over the hump at some point

[hasty mesa]

Beating the Chiefs is a hump

Can’t blame them if they lose competitively to Ravens tbh

If that’s how their season ends

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/mysportsupdate/status/1747667141359247496?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[fleet orbit]

I think the bills could beat the ravens . That would be a great afc championship

[hasty mesa]

That game goes either way

Which is why if Bills lose but only in the 4th

After playing their heart out

Not the end of the world

[slow violet]

LOOOOL

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/BucsGameday/status/1747659318403416535 @weak gull CJ a dick for this ngl 😭

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/rapsheet/status/1747668767423734182?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[dim kettle]

A former Saint being a dick? Nooooo

[sacred kite]

My love for this man grows daily https://www.instagram.com/p/C2NSzFYMkF5/?igsh=MWVnb2x1NWdsY3g4bw==

thephillyfly

Building a Jason Kelce statue should be the Eagles top priority this offseason
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Likes

538

Instagram

Wait hold up

There we go

[dim kettle]

When you run out of batteries to throw and you decide to throw a jersey instead

[sacred kite]

Shoulda started throwing batteries at my screen Monday

[dim kettle]

The Eagles couldn’t defeat inevitably. Bucs going to the Super Bowl. Woooo

[fleet orbit]

The browns fucked up

[slow violet]

CJ not like this

[sacred kite]

Bucs vs Packers Super Bowl would be crazy

[hasty mesa]

Cannot believe the Bucs are about to smoke the Lions at Ford

[dim kettle]

Baker has over 400 yards if it wasn’t for the drops. And he still feels the need to shit talk. Once a Saint, always a Saint

[hasty mesa]

Thanks CJ

[rustic ore]

NFC title game*

[sacred kite]

Oh true

Yeah what am I saying

[hasty mesa]

Time to recreate the QB meme

[fleet orbit]

No we don’t want GB in the title game

[hasty mesa]

Stroud, Mahomes, Love, Baker

[dim kettle]

Bucs Bills SB. In other words, I win SB

[hasty mesa]

Championship weekend

[sacred kite]

STROUD

[fleet orbit]

The packers have to overcome their playoff arch nemesis

[stiff coyote]

not the bills

mahomes owns allen

[dim kettle]

YES THE BILLS

[dim ledge]

Unironically based, supporting the working class as a local icon

Good for him

[fleet orbit]

Just no chiefs . I actually like the ravens

[sacred kite]

Yeah such a nice gesture

Like he went out of his way and made time to do this

[dim kettle]

Just like Burrow owned Mahomes and how did that end up

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/PFN365/status/1747658337351610864 "officially"

[sacred kite]

Yeah no chiefs

[rustic ore]

He's gonna retire, he knows it, we all know it

[sacred kite]

Nah we all know he’ll retire

[torn gale]

👀

[stiff coyote]

wasn't burrow hurt

[rustic ore]

You don't get that emotional unless you know you're done

[dim kettle]

No. No. Mahomes was hurt

[fleet orbit]

Except big Ben apparently

[sacred kite]

Plus the toll on his body has gotta be rough

[slow violet]

not his last game but the second he mentions it he starts tearing up 😭

[dim kettle]

And still beat them in the AFC title game

[stiff coyote]

mahomes just different

[torn gale]

I think Kansas City will win this

[rustic ore]

Travis is a good bro

[dim kettle]

Brett Favre

[stiff coyote]

still thou

chiefs>bills

[sacred kite]

I can respect Mahomes talent but the man himself bothers me

But the glazing is wayyyyy to much

[rustic ore]

Why if I might ask?

[stiff coyote]

how so?

[rustic ore]

If anything he's the most normal person in his family save maybe his dad

[weak gull]

Yeah this dirty fr, but he always been that way 😂

[dim kettle]

I remember when Favre was picking between Tampa and NY and felt a jolt of pain when the Packers wouldn't trade with Tampa.

[sacred kite]

It’s a nitpick but he comes off as whiny sometimes @stiff coyote @rustic ore

But I can’t say I hate him lol

[stiff coyote]

yeah he is

[rustic ore]

Fair but all the good QBs have moments like that

[sacred kite]

Yeah exactly

[fleet orbit]

Big Ben cried after they got smoked by the browns , and didn’t retire , only to get smoked by the chiefs

[rustic ore]

Brady did, Manning did

[sacred kite]

Everybody’s human

[stiff coyote]

exactly 💯

[sacred kite]

Except Hurts I do not think I’ve seen that man emote once this season

Good or bad

[dim kettle]

Brady made it his job to get emotional. Peyton let the media whine and make excuses for him

[torn gale]

Hurts is a cool dude

[rustic ore]

Being a robot isn't really a plus or minus imo

[sacred kite]

Yeah I like Hurts

[rustic ore]

Just kinda weird

[sacred kite]

I’d rather him be a robot than fly off the handle ngl

[stiff coyote]

guys my next bet is official,
I'm betting against Rays Bills

[rustic ore]

The potential issue though with being a robot is you get accused of not caring

[sacred kite]

True good point

[fleet orbit]

Literally this is my favorite time to be a sports fan, once the Super Bowl ends onto March madness and the nba playoffs

[dim kettle]

I always hear stuff like this. Those words will not matter much without actual action. It's like someone admitting they need to do better and then not actually do it.

[torn gale]

gets blown out by 45
The coach: we need to be better. Today, we didn’t execute. Execution has to be better

[rustic ore]

But then showing emotion in sports (unless you're winning) is a catch 22, either you don't care enough or you're considered hyper emotional by people who don't like you

[sacred kite]

My biggest frustration with them this year. Like we heard that message week after week and did squat

[dim kettle]

This is why it became frustrating to watch Derek Carr post 2016. Always saying it was his fault and then do the same shit over and over again.

[fleet orbit]

Derek Carr pressers are the worst

You know who was super emotional ? Phillip Rivera

Rivers

[rustic ore]

Him getting exposed as a diva this year with him ripping into his teammates on the sidelines so much was hilarious

[dim kettle]

Rivers was the perfect QB for that team. His reactions after the bullshit he has no control of was always funny af

[torn gale]

Winning and losing truly is the difference here

[slow violet]

does anyone think the Texans can pull off the upset

[torn gale]

It’s possible

[sacred kite]

Idk but I hope so

[torn gale]

I still think the ravens will win

[sacred kite]

No beef with the Ravens but upsets are always fun

[dim kettle]

He reminds me of Paul Allen if he was a QB. Rivers facial reactions are saying, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME? The season CAN'T end like that."

[slow violet]

ya but i actually think ther eis a more than 50% chance that the Texans can pull off the upset

[fleet orbit]

Could yes but I got Baltimore

[slow violet]

same, thought there is also a part of me that thinks if Baltimore doesn't win 😭 the chiefs going back to the superbowl

[fleet orbit]

Phillip Rivers never blamed management or his teammates or anyone

[slow violet]

welll because Phillip made sure the choke was so bad no one else was to blame

🤣

[torn gale]

The attitude doesn’t matter to me as much as whatever they say

[dim kettle]

The dude beat the Colts in the playoffs with a torn ACL.

[fleet orbit]

Rivers was a competitor

[torn gale]

Don’t really care if they’re super emotional or super robotic as every person is different

But then you have the doc rivers sixers

With no accountability

Bums

[fleet orbit]

Doc Rivers was carried by a stacked team and milked for 15 years

[dim kettle]

I care more about the media whining than the actual QBs being bitches. Peyton Manning. All I'll remember about him is chokes and excuses.

[fleet orbit]

I used to say spo was carried but I’ve changed my mind on him

[sacred kite]

Whining to the media is never a good look

[fleet orbit]

The excuses made for Rodgers were insane

“Oh special teams “ against the Niners

Bitch the offense didn’t do shit

[dim kettle]

Rodgers also get's tons of excuses. But Peyton was a different level of "chosen one" BS

[slow violet]

thats why I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE, if Jordan Love beats the 49ers hes better than Rodgers

[torn gale]

[dim kettle]

Peyton chokes against his former team in the post season. Just make a bogus injury report after the game that Peyton was playing with a bad knee

[slow violet]

if Jordan Love beats the 49ers, hes my second favorite quarterback

[fleet orbit]

Well okay I can’t do that

[sacred kite]

Upsets

[silk pine]

stefanski firing everyone today damn

[fleet orbit]

We had one huge upset this playoffs so far

And it wasn’t even that shocking

[slow violet]

lol bro i swear to god i think Dan campbell takes estrogen before the games

man always looks like hes gonna cry

[sacred kite]

I want more of them

[silk pine]

why wouldnt he be so emotionally invested he was literally a part of that franchises worst year ever

[dim kettle]

You know, if Detroit loses against Tampa. Take a bet on how many people will use Goff as the scapegoat for their failure.

[slow violet]

lol nah no doubt respect

[sacred kite]

Man the Packers icing both the Cowboys and the Niners really would be wild

[fleet orbit]

Dan Campbell was the coach for a team that got to a point they haven’t in ages

[sacred kite]

Hope the Lions take the SB

[fleet orbit]

Go Niners this weekend

[slow violet]

man if the Packers beat the Niners, Jordan Love is the great quarterback in the nation

[silk pine]

dan campbell just gets upset before every game knowing they have to go in and bite some kneecaps off again

[fleet orbit]

Ok the only team that can win and be declared americas team for their services is the Bills

[dim kettle]

You can't even say the Lions have this game locked up. Lions already have played down to the likes of the Bears.

Gonna be interesting.

[sacred kite]

Big Dom will be on top of Levi’s Stadium with a sniper, searching for Greenlaw…

[fleet orbit]

No such thing as a freebie

[slow violet]

i seriously can't believe the eagles lost with Big Dom on the sidelines

🤣 what a collapse

[sacred kite]

Honestly

[dim kettle]

A funny outcome that the Bucs host a home NFC title game.

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-love-packers-new-year-wine-cheers-gif-18206458322973246954

[slow violet]

no Lions must go to the super bowl

[dim kettle]

Playoff Baker, baybee

[slow violet]

Lions vs Packers NFC championship game 🔥

[fleet orbit]

How about no

[slow violet]

but the lions win

[dim kettle]

Can't wait for the sequel to this
https://youtu.be/LkAtr-1U4DA

[fleet orbit]

Idk I kinda like seeing the Niners cook gb

[dim kettle]

Still would be funny af if Tampa ends up hosting their first NFC title game since 79

[slow violet]

Stop

I have 1 Choke ticket, i still need to cash it in

[dim kettle]

Too bad it get's picked off at the one yard line.

[sacred kite]

No way Lions fans booed Staffords kids💀

Crazy

[fleet orbit]

People are acting like stafford did something personal for saying im happy for the players and not commenting on the city of Detroit

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/barstoolsports/status/1747631369860100544?s=20

[fleet orbit]

I don’t see what the issue is

[sacred kite]

I’m pretty removed from it so idk

[slow violet]

least shocking news 2024

[slow violet]

honestly i get hes a little ticked off after the game, but its whatever

[rustic ore]

@dim ledge I'm never gonna financially recover from that bottom comment

[weak gull]

Folks are also saying we are disrespectful for booing him

Sorry, that standing O can come in the reg season. Bro is trying to keep the worst drought in the nfl alive against us rn

[fleet orbit]

I agree , literally no one did anything wrong

[weak gull]

And although I love stafford, HE REQUESTED the trade. He didn’t want to be here for holmes rebuild. Sorry man

[fleet orbit]

That’s football

[dim kettle]

Dude woke up feeling dangerous today.

[slow violet]

he will get over it, We booed the shit out of Russell when he came back to seattle and that 100x worse than whatever they did to stafford

[weak gull]

Exactly. Idk why folks dislike us for booing him

[fleet orbit]

I don’t even think stafford is salty about it

[rustic ore]

@sacred kite Some Eagles fans are meanie heads

[weak gull]

We don’t owe him anything considering what holmes was willing to do for him. Cause he wanted stafford for the rebuild

But let stafford out via trade

[dim kettle]

Packer fans can boo Favre coming back to GB with no problem. But the moment Detriot fans boo Stafford, in a playoff game. It's, "What terrible people."

[torn gale]

Damn they cooked you

[weak gull]

EXACTLY

[fleet orbit]

I don’t think either the lions or stafford did anything wrong

Stafford lost a playoff game he’s disappointed , this is a non story to me

[weak gull]

Nobody did, but everyone keeps saying we wrong for booing him

Which is wild

[dim kettle]

It's a fucking playoff game. Who gives a crap about sentimental BS?

[rustic ore]

Did you see that comment I pinged you with like a day or 2 after the game?

[weak gull]

Which one?

[fleet orbit]

Besides , it’s been 3 years

I mean I’m sure Detroit already said Matt thank you for your services

[dim kettle]

If Stafford beat the Lions, you wouldn't hear the end of it.

[short flame]

But he’s old and not in shape. He may be a grown man but he’s past his peak and I’d be surprised if he can handle 45 minutes

[weak gull]

I tried to catch em all but don’t always

[fleet orbit]

Stafford sure as fuck came close

[rustic ore]

The one that said how apropos that Stafford still can't win a big game in Detroit

[weak gull]

Oh yeah. I mean.. he can’t fr lol

[dim ledge]

Idk what you expected

[fleet orbit]

The lions were also not even close to good enough to win a big game cause the team wasn’t good enough

[rustic ore]

Was pretty much that tbh

[fleet orbit]

The capital and the pieces the lions got from the trade finally helped them build a truly good team

[rustic ore]

Knew some folks would still be up in their feels to not even be able to take good sportsmanship

[weak gull]

Truth. Only 2 times were we good enough

[south compass]

hi

[weak gull]

And we got the shaft in Dallas for one of em

[dim ledge]

good sportsmanship
Philadelphia

[dim kettle]

Remember that one time Detriot made the playoffs and the game was so done that the NFL put terrible memes on screens.

[dim ledge]

That's about a 1 in 100 chance and you already have one here

Shooting for 1 in 200 now

[fleet orbit]

I also don’t criticize stafford for not wanting to be apart of a rebuild

Goff and stafford fit both teams timelines better

[celest zephyr]

Still butthurt

[dim kettle]

What good times. Lions losing and having no faith. I feel like watching a throwback game now
https://youtu.be/0URgCP2OtnM

[weak gull]

Why don’t you watch this years 🗿

[dim kettle]

Because it's not classic yet.

[weak gull]

Classic enough

[dim kettle]

Not gonna be as good as the sequel

[weak gull]

I’m ngl

Im hoping for a blowout

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/Buccaneers/status/1747680181685199232?s=20

Good for cold weath-

[fleet orbit]

Todd Bowles response was perfect

[rustic ore]

I'm expecting it tbh, Detroit actually wants to be here and has a coach they want to play for, Philly didn't

[dim kettle]

That poor reporter went to the same school as Matt Patricia of thinking.

[fleet orbit]

I hope baker can overcome the conditions of getting off the bus and walking to the entrance in the cold

[rustic ore]

The training staff are gonna need to apply emergency blankets and hot cocoa ASAP

[dim kettle]

Also the question was stupid anyhow It's not like this team won a NFC title game in GB a few years ago

[slow violet]

Patriots fans if Mayo doesn't deliver with a completely shit roster 🤣

[fleet orbit]

Especially dumb considering right before the lions game they should’ve seen the cowboys got bounced therefore rendering the winner of lions rams as tampas potential opponent

[fleet orbit]

And they went to DC

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-drink-laugh-funny-thats-gif-11859512

Dammit

[dim kettle]

Would be in character of Boston fans

[fleet orbit]

It pisses me off how many titles Boston got to have

[dim kettle]

Unless you're the Bruins

[robust grotto]

@short flame

[rustic ore]

Boston, LA, and NY sadly are extremely spoiled sports wise

[dim kettle]

LA just expect winners.

And NY just drinks hard.

[rustic ore]

Montreal as well but no one cares about Canada

[torn gale]

La and boston are a tier of their own New York has sucked ass and hasn’t won in over a decade

[robust grotto]

Remove the Yankees and we have nothing so

[torn gale]

Idk about the rangers though

[dim kettle]

Hab fans still think it's 1993

[torn gale]

[fleet orbit]

Chicago is just grumpy

Besides the cubs , that was incredible

[rustic ore]

Just killed a mosquito mid air with 1 hand 😤

[dim kettle]

Chicago fans just accept mediocrity

[rustic mountain]

You walked into Eagles county WILLINGLY???

Are they putting bath salts in the Florida water supply now??

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-fast-boom-explosion-gif-13793267

It's great exercise

[fleet orbit]

I think it’s because Chicago is obsessed with the concept of “tradition”. Tradition is put before results

[stiff coyote]

lmao, maybe bc we LA are just great

[fleet orbit]

I loved when the cubs beat the dodgers because fuck the dodgers

[dim kettle]

Buc being like Usopp, yelling and screaming willingly walking into danger.

[robust grotto]

Boooo

[weak gull]

I almost went to school in Philly

[dim kettle]

I deal with Philly fans all the time. Salty people.

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/eww-god-no-nasty-gross-disgusting-gif-17172294

[celest zephyr]

I’d never do that

[robust grotto]

Very bitter people and they absolutely have all the time in the world to tell you off

[celest zephyr]

They’d have to pay me to show up

[fleet orbit]

I think Chicago baby boomer sports fans need to stop talking for the love of god

[weak gull]

Yeah. I was accepted to Villanova very early in my masters applications. Was going to go until I got offered a GA spot

[fleet orbit]

Villanova had an amazing run those 2 title teams were so good

[dim kettle]

Baby Boomer sports fans. There's a better word for people like that. Fans of...

BEARS FOOTBALL!!

[robust grotto]

Philly people have no issue taking precious time out of their day to make it known they dislike you while NYers will say “eff off” and keep walking

[fleet orbit]

I almost got mad about them leaving solider field but then I thought about it

How can I say we’ll always have 85 when I was born in 96

[dim kettle]

Fans of BEARS FOOTBALL!! will root and think they won the SB after winning 10 games and losing in the WC round, then re-sign a bunch of people and then by 2026 be back to talking about a rebuild.

[fleet orbit]

The bears only consistent success lately was a short 2 year run as an elite nfc team

[weak gull]

Philly ain’t that bad a place imo, depends on the area. Near nova is awesome imo. Just expensive

[fleet orbit]

The word tradition is insulting . The bears ride the pre Super Bowl era like this entire discord was alive during it

[robust grotto]

Wait holy shit

[dim kettle]

Wait wait. Hold the fuck up. A BEARS FOOTBALL!! emoji.

[robust grotto]

Did no one bring up Jim Irsay today ?!

[fleet orbit]

They have

[robust grotto]

I was about to say!!

[rustic ore]

That he almost died last year?

[robust grotto]

That’s huge news wtf

[rustic ore]

Not exactly surprising

He's a drug addict

Has been for years

[fleet orbit]

I didn’t know that about Irsay

[robust grotto]

December 8th yeah

[rustic ore]

Leagues not gonna do anything unless he gets arrested for drugs

[fleet orbit]

The colts have had some stability problems lately

[robust grotto]

Overdosed in his house …

NFL needs to take the team from him

[fleet orbit]

They probably won’t

Even if they should

[robust grotto]

Yeah he hasn’t done anything illegal so

[fleet orbit]

colts fans have been put through the ringer lately

[robust grotto]

I’ll never forget waking up at like 4 AM at Balkans house and learning Luck retired

[rustic ore]

I'd love to get to visit Balkan's house

You lucky duck

[fleet orbit]

Andrew luck deserved 0 smoke for retiring

He made a brave decision

[dim kettle]

I'm only like 2 hours from those guys. Just don't feel like driving there.

[rustic ore]

For retiring? No, when he retired though? 100%

[robust grotto]

Ahhh it was his house in Greece

[fleet orbit]

I feel like it wasn’t completely his fault it was reported during the game

[dim ledge]

yes it was my house in greece

in my little village

[robust grotto]

So it was like… night time for you guys when I learned

[dim kettle]

Fucking gree-

[fleet orbit]

Yeah it was like 10pm

[dim ledge]

no its ok you can finish i hate greeks too

fucking olive oil ☢️

[robust grotto]

Yep and Balkan was like - “wtf is going on” and I was like “dude he’s like 27, this is CRAZY”

[rustic ore]

If he was done then he should've announced that immediately after the 2018 season, not 2-3 weeks before the regular season in August

[fleet orbit]

I wonder what was going on in his head

The colts have been on a bumpy ride lately

[dim kettle]

Well, Luck probably wasn't thinking too much about it till he got injured shortly before pre season

[rustic mountain]

Tf did olive oil do I love that shit

[rustic ore]

It was a dick move

[dim ledge]

ask @weak gull , he knows the term

[dim kettle]

It was a dick move. But you know, a dick move for a dick organization that did nothing for him for years.

[rustic ore]

Also fair

[fleet orbit]

The colts got that man battered . It’s like they forgot that they gave Peyton manning pro bowl o linemen

[weak gull]

DAWG😂😂😂😂

[rustic mountain]

Fine I am getting urban dictionary

[weak gull]

I’ll dm you Sab lol

[dim ledge]

its a funny story

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/chargers/status/1747685858034278522?s=20

[rustic ore]

Chargers please

Herbert doesn't deserve that

Just look what that bum did to Miami

[fleet orbit]

Fuckin chargers

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/marco-pierre-white-mpw-olive-oil-gif-27209490

[dim kettle]

Nothing like picking Jake Long over Matt Ryan...

[rustic ore]

2 shots of vodka energy

[weak gull]

https://tenor.com/view/two-shots-vodka-alcohol-gif-5090089

[fleet orbit]

Chargers and falcons are the same franchise just different conferences

Ok chargers falcons and Vikings

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-fall-down-stairs-gif-13180785

[fleet orbit]

I fucking love that show

[dim kettle]

Also going to the same tree of Loomis that has reached on multiple 1st round picks and overall hasn't produced many Ws in the draft besides the likes of Olave.

[rustic mountain]

Canada at its finest. My gf disagrees but I love it lol

[dim ledge]

dude

that show rules lmao

also

[dim ledge]

i HATE this woman. domestic terrorist

you ever see her kwanzaa cake?

[rustic mountain]

She has more than this????

[fleet orbit]

Shit hawks Randy , shit hawks

[rustic ore]

Sab any woman who is allowed to make an ass out of herself on a TV cooking segment clearly has more where that comes from

[dim ledge]

you dont want to know. im not joking

im not doing like the funny reddit you dont want to know

i mean it. this womans recipes are sins

[robust grotto]

Hash driveway added 5 years to my life span

That and “I don’t want to play space Bubbles “

[dim ledge]

the best episode was the first season

the bible pimp

"can you read my son"

[fleet orbit]

I’m gonna get drunk with Julian ; it’s gonna be awesome

Philadelphia Collins god bless

Fuckin Hockey loving rush fanboys

[robust grotto]

Hampton lmfao dude that might be the first or second episode

[dim ledge]

third iirc

[robust grotto]

Jeeee

[sacred kite]

Is this Trailer Park Boys

[weak gull]

I have not 😂😂

[fleet orbit]

Fuck yes

[dim ledge]

ohhhhh my god vin

[sacred kite]

Never seent it

[dim ledge]

its borderline racist

[sacred kite]

Apparently Kim’s Convenience is a good Canadian comedy too

[dim ledge]

im sorry in advance

||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98||

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-oxygen-gif-21529238

[dim ledge]

top 10 ever gif idc

[rustic mountain]

[fleet orbit]

It’s amazing

[weak gull]

😭😭

Racist is crazy

[dim ledge]

Ay man

[short flame]

Why

[robust grotto]

Travel to Buffalo I think, Chicago having problems

[short flame]

Then forfeit the match

[robust grotto]

Why

[short flame]

It’s their fault for getting lost

Give us the points

[robust grotto]

😂 but both of you guys have off tmw! So you’ll just play tmw

[weak gull]

Sandra Lee is a fucking menace to society 🗿

[celest zephyr]

Lol this shit happens all the time

[sacred kite]

Yeah every clip I’ve seen is pretty funny

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/jennalaineespn/status/1747691716742676798?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[smoky fable]

Siakam to the pacers

https://vxtwitter.com/wojespn/status/1747700060127977750

[torn gale]

This is huge

[fleet orbit]

Damn

[solid dagger]

The Eastern conference is getting more and more interesting

[torn gale]

While my team does nothing but suck

The Brooklyn Role Players

Can’t be bothered to be seriously invested in this team

At least I have football to enjoy

[fleet orbit]

Tell me about it , the bulls are just gonna keep running a mid ass team out there for no reason

One glimpse of hope and than rose tore his acl

Since the titles I think the bulls have only won like 4 playoff series

[torn gale]

Had a glimpse of hope with the kd team but that fell apart due to injuries and drama

[dim kettle]

Imagine liking the Nets.

[torn gale]

Yeah imagine

Luckily I enjoy a lot of basketball players and don’t mind watching them

Not as devoted to nets fanboying

[fleet orbit]

My emotional investment in the bulls kind of dimmed when rose tore his acl

They had a good run 2 years ago when they were 1st place by new years , but I was waiting for it to be too good to be true and it was

[short flame]

Yeah but then we’ll be tired

For the game after