sports

[rustic ore]

Phins gonna have to sign some dudes off of practice squads

[fleet orbit]

Felipe Carvallo gonna save their season

[glass compass]

Genuinely

[rustic ore]

Oh shut up Cris, that didn't need to be mentioned

[glass compass]

NBC has the WORST Commentary team

[slate lance]

Our defense is is dropping

[glass compass]

Just give me Kevin Harlan for every game please

[smoky fable]

oof

[glass compass]

We still have hope.

[smoky fable]

that laceration on that hand is rough

[fleet orbit]

Cris collinsworth is a shit sandwhich

[rustic ore]

Van Ginkel out

Ew, nasty

[fleet orbit]

The dolphins o line is having a rough night , the run blocking just isn’t there

[slate lance]

Does McDaniels doesn’t trust tua to throw?

[smoky fable]

bills have the momentum back

[slate lance]

This play calling is ass

[rustic ore]

Might not trust the O-line for deep drops?

[glass compass]

Aaaaaand my offense stalls out 😞

[fleet orbit]

Bills defense is covering their receivers so tight , the dolphins don’t have a lot of breathing room

[slate lance]

GET APPLE OFF OF DIGGS PLEASE

[glass compass]

Defense please hold through

[glass compass]

How far ahead are you bruh Collinworth is still yapping for me

[rustic ore]

I miss being on time, but alas Firestick is behind a couple seconds

Fios was great

[glass compass]

Correct.

WHY IS MELVIN IN COVERAGE 😭😭😭

[rustic ore]

What a catch by Kincaid

[sweet tree]

first and goal

nice catch

[rustic ore]

Allen over 300 yards passing

[slate lance]

This secondary sucks

[glass compass]

OFFENSIVE PI

[rustic ore]

What a dime

[glass compass]

THEY SET A PICK

Oh no we picked ourselves

Smh

[rustic ore]

They did but they don't like calling it

[glass compass]

Thank you Brandon Jones

[rustic ore]

Nice tackle by Jones

[glass compass]

Okay Josh, it's time for a RedZone turnover

Smh

[smoky fable]

damn

the bills really turned it around

[rustic ore]

Nice TD by Knox

[glass compass]

Intelligent picks???

WHAT

[rustic ore]

"Intelligent picks" so illegal picks that don't get called

Got it

[dawn tapir]

dolphins defense is bad tonight

[rustic ore]

Collinsworth is a football wunderkind I swear

[glass compass]

They aren't bad they're hurt

We have two edges

TWO

They are both 3rd/4th Strings

[fleet orbit]

Collinsworth at least isn’t calling a game that features Rodgers

His iq drops to -1 when Rodgers is playing

[rustic ore]

Or Mahomes

He needs Listerine during and after those games

[fleet orbit]

He wasn’t the best with Brady either

[dawn tapir]

[rustic ore]

That too

[glass compass]

Yeah our defense is currently cooked. I need our offense to step up.

Tua PLEASE

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shoot-me-gif-14188290

@dim kettle

And with the 1st pick of the 2025 draft

[glass compass]

Tua overthrowing now...find the middle ground bro

[lyric rune]

https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1744148286414508264?t=LEN6VqA70iWyYZPJoFyYnA&s=19

[rustic ore]

https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1744148286414508264?t=LEN6VqA70iWyYZPJoFyYnA&s=19

[fleet orbit]

Claypool ? Huh that’s a name I haven’t seen

[slate lance]

Jesus chridt

[glass compass]

Chase Claypool sighted

[slate lance]

ANOTHER THREE AND OUT

[glass compass]

NOOOOOOO

I haven't seen it yet

Wow

[rustic mountain]

Berrios was wide open

[rustic ore]

Hill has to catch that

[rustic mountain]

Just saying

[glass compass]

He was

[rustic ore]

I mean he was open but so was Hill on that play, Hill just had a horrible drop

[glass compass]

Bro c'mon

I'd rather not go to -67 degree weather in KC

[rustic mountain]

I would

[rustic ore]

Yeah KC is cheeks this year

Very beatable

[rustic mountain]

If it meant not playing the same team two weeks in a row and KC is ass

[slate lance]

We aren’t beating KC

[rustic ore]

You're gonna need to sign some practice squad edge rushers before hand but still

[fleet orbit]

KC is a winnable game@

[rustic mountain]

I mean imo you wouldn't beat Buffalo twice

[celest zephyr]

The browns did beat the Steelers twice in a row a few years ago

Though the Steelers didn’t hard try the first time

[slate lance]

I rather this lost anyways

[glass compass]

I'd rather win

[slate lance]

Dolphins really sold this division

[glass compass]

Morale boost is NEEDED

[glass compass]

Titans game was detrimental

[fleet orbit]

The titans game was solely responsible for this predicament

[slate lance]

It is

[glass compass]

I'm literally still mad about that

[desert palm]

I know I know a week 18 week 18. No one wants to hear MLB stuff.

I kind of forgot to mention this earlier a couple hours ago

Butttt

The rich keep getting richer

[glass compass]

C'mon Defense.

[rustic mountain]

I stg

[desert palm]

https://fxtwitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1744188097930170754?s=46

[rustic mountain]

If the Dodgers

FUCK THE DODGERS OMFG

https://tenor.com/view/lets-burn-it-beavis-fire-beavis-and-butt-head-lets-destroy-it-gif-8079047401231626912

[desert palm]

lol

[glass compass]

Dang it...

[desert palm]

I really hope this super team falls on their face so badly

[fleet orbit]

I hate the dodgers and their fanbase and I root for their failures

I am not one to dismiss the circumstances of Covid titles , the lakers earned their title

However , the dodgers World Series is an exception

[rustic mountain]

Teo is dead to me now too

[fleet orbit]

Mickey Mouse World Series

[rustic mountain]

I loved that man

Traitorous nonsense

[fleet orbit]

Manti Teo?

[rustic mountain]

No

Teoscar Hernandez

The dude LA signed

[rustic ore]

I say that earlier but I just didn't want to bring it up and make you mad/sad

[desert palm]

@rustic mountain it’s gets “better”

https://fxtwitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1744189241800720592?s=46

[glass compass]

Why is that allowed?

[rustic ore]

Because

[glass compass]

How are they able to pay all that money later on?

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/frustrated-mad-fuck-this-homework-work-gif-4937590

Baseball is dead to me

[desert palm]

I didn’t know you were joining the podcast

[slate lance]

once again our offense can’t produce against playoff teams

[glass compass]

Bro how are you already on offense

FLAG PLEASE

[slate lance]

I’m not

Defense played good this game.

[rustic mountain]

Me on a podcast would just be slandering Los Angeles and New York as a sports whole

[slate lance]

Held them to only 14 points

[glass compass]

NOOOOOO

JALEN HOLDING????

[rustic mountain]

Get some good KC bbq when you get there

[desert palm]

I found out recently that apparently the Dodgers have to put in a fund to make sure that they are able to pay these deferments starting I think next year, they have to put a portion of some money.

[glass compass]

WHAT IS THAT TACKLIN

[fleet orbit]

I’m trying to figure out the dolphins no call no show on offense in the 2nd half

[rustic mountain]

And prepare for the memes

[slate lance]

Ngl give me Justin fields

McDaniels can save him

[rustic ore]

Same reason Bobby Bonilla is still getting paid by the Mets despite not having played for them for 24 years

[rustic mountain]

I think you're stuck with Tua

[rustic ore]

Yeah they're not moving off of Tua

He's also not the problem with Miami

[fleet orbit]

I’m telling you now, you don’t mean that

[glass compass]

We are out of timeouts

[rustic ore]

Not sure if he's the solution but he's not the problem

[glass compass]

Our offense has scored no points in the second half

[slate lance]

He’s not the solution either

[desert palm]

Best part about that it was just a $5.9 million left on the deal they could’ve just bought it out for $5.9 million and they decided to do that deal instead lol

[slate lance]

He’s also injury prone

[restive vector]

Dodgers are now public enemy #1 😤

[slate lance]

And can’t beat good teams

[glass compass]

How are we stalling out like this?

[fleet orbit]

The dolphins need a physical wide receiver when the play breaks down and they can’t scheme guys open

[rustic ore]

Dude had amazing agents

[glass compass]

Yes

[rustic mountain]

The Ohtani deal far made them the biggest douche of a team

[glass compass]

PLEASE DEFENSE

[slate lance]

I don’t think people realize this the 4th season in a row we collapse in the end because of tua

[sweet tree]

who do bills play if they win

[rustic mountain]

I will literally always always cheer for LA and NY sports to fail

[desert palm]

1.164 (approximately) billion in just one off-season

[slate lance]

Steelers

[fleet orbit]

Steelers

[rustic ore]

Nabers or Coleman, maybe even Brian Thomas Jr

[glass compass]

This one isn't on Tua by himself 😭

[fleet orbit]

I don’t see how Tua gets all the blame , McDaniel has sucked this game

McDaniel abandoned what was working at halftime

[desert palm]

That beats the Rangers 835 (I think) million in two seasons. (2022 and 2023 off-seasons)

[slate lance]

McDaniels doesn’t even trust this man throwing the ball

[glass compass]

Our Special Teams got cooked, our defense is hurt, and McDaniel seems scared to playcall today.

[slate lance]

All we did was run plays

And it didn’t work

[fleet orbit]

That’s one thing you can’t deny about Josh Allen

The dude isn’t afraid

[restive vector]

I didn't realize we spent so much

[fleet orbit]

The bills defense have been near perfect this half

[rustic mountain]

Nope. He also isn't very good at holding on to the ball

[glass compass]

Yeah he just keeps playing through man I can't STAND IT.

[desert palm]

Your infield alone is $500 million

[celest zephyr]

Pretty much over

Bills just gotta kick a field goal and win

[slate lance]

I’m crying dawg only winning team we beat was the fucking cowboys and they suck on the road

I can’t even count that

[glass compass]

I can't believe this

[rustic mountain]

Sorry bout it friend

Not really because lolphins

But

I feel bad for you as a fan personally

[slate lance]

Only 160 passing yards

[slate lance]

Is that in

[glass compass]

Oh my God the offense is back out

[glass compass]

Shhhhh

Haven't seen it yet

[fleet orbit]

Miami gets one more shot

[rustic mountain]

They really letting the refs decide Miami's fate

[glass compass]

Gg bruh they hate us

[smoky fable]

short

[sweet tree]

turnover on downs

[smoky fable]

dolphins have a shot

[slate lance]

This changes nothing

[glass compass]

REALLY???

[rustic mountain]

Miami ball

[glass compass]

PLEASE OFFENSE

[desert palm]

Josh Allen specialty

[glass compass]

MCDANIEL LOCK IN PLEASE

DOLPHINS PLEASE

Wait even the review is showing that he never made it

LET'S GOOOOO

[restive vector]

I hope the dolphins tie it just for the hype

[desert palm]

Pass interference lucky

[slate lance]

We got bailed

[desert palm]

Close call over there

[rustic mountain]

That was almost game

[desert palm]

That could have been game right there

[slate lance]

…

[sweet tree]

Tua 😭😭😭😭

[smoky fable]

bills win

rapp hurt

[desert palm]

Boooooom

[restive vector]

Pick

[desert palm]

Int

[rustic mountain]

And that's it

[desert palm]

Bills have the east

[smoky fable]

yeah that's a pick

[rustic mountain]

Enjoy KC phins

[desert palm]

Aren’t the dolphins still playoff bound though?

[rustic mountain]

Yes

[glass compass]

Games over

[desert palm]

Yeah, OK so like whatever

[fleet orbit]

They are headed to KC

[rustic mountain]

But wasn't exactly a uh

[glass compass]

Unbelievable

[slate lance]

What have I been saying dude

[rustic mountain]

Great season because they only beat one real good team

[desert palm]

KC isn’t the strongest this season so I think it’s not that big of a deal

[fleet orbit]

Not quite . The dolphins haven’t won a division title in 15 years

[slate lance]

Tua is fucking trash

[rustic mountain]

That too

[desert palm]

It could be worse

[slate lance]

This the closest we’re ever getting to a title

[desert palm]

Could be the Jets

[glass compass]

No division title

This is tough.

[rustic mountain]

Jordan Poyer roid rage

[glass compass]

But it's okay we back next week

[rustic ore]

Playoffs set

Bills host Pittsburgh, Phins on the road to KC

[rustic mountain]

Interesting matchups

[desert palm]

So, are you all Miami or just dolphins?

[slate lance]

I don’t know at this point

[glass compass]

Congrats Bills, y'all beat our ravaged team...

[desert palm]

Why did you say are your other teams in the other sports?

[glass compass]

I'm all Miami except for Baseball, I'm an Orioles fan.

[rustic mountain]

The Bills went on a good run and Miami kept fucking up for a while

[desert palm]

That I remember you telling me beforehand

[glass compass]

It was our division to lose, and we lost it.

[pale bobcat]

...as u can tell I'm mad that the bills are about to win

[slate lance]

Oh I meant divisional title I like the Heat though

[desert palm]

They already won there’s no about

[glass compass]

Welcome back Mars, we are in shambles...

[pale bobcat]

I know I'm just delusional oky

[pale bobcat]

yeah...

[rustic ore]

Beginning to notice a trend here, however slight. McDaniel teams tend to start hot and then get cold late

[smoky fable]

Dolphins have to play kc

[smoky fable]

To be blunt, they’re paper tigers

Soft

[rustic ore]

Indeed

[desert palm]

Low-key all Miami sports going to playoffs this past season

The Marlins, the heat, the Dolphins, and the Panthers

Not bad not bad

Better than some other cities

Cries in NYC

[rustic mountain]

Miami has a lot of speed but they don't really have a lot of substance

So they can run circles on bad teams

[slate lance]

Speed is all this offense got

Defense is mediocre

[rustic mountain]

But good teams just understand how to play it

[slate lance]

I can’t believe tua threw that

He almost got tyreek killed

[rustic ore]

Stared him down too

[desert palm]

It looks like he got a little nervous

[glass compass]

I also still can't believe he threw that...

[dawn tapir]

josh allen now has 4306 yards, 29 passing tds, 18 interceptions, 524 rush yards, 15 rush tds, 44 total tds.

[celest zephyr]

I mean for the second season that’s pretty much break even in both halves

[rustic ore]

Don't forget the lost fumbles

[desert palm]

Do you have baseball team?

[dawn tapir]

true

[dim kettle]

+1 for Josh Allen supremacy. And he didn't need to do much.

[slate lance]

Guess who started in that losing streak last season

[desert palm]

I don’t like Josh Allen I’m kind of upset that the bills got second seed, but it is what it is

[slate lance]

Nah not a fan of it lol

[celest zephyr]

6-3 vs 5-3 is virtually identical

[desert palm]

😭

[versed forge]

Playoff picture

[warm kestrel]

2023 NFL Playoffs:

NFC Wild Card Weekend:

1. San Francisco 49ers
2. Dallas Cowboys vs. 7. Green Bay Packers
3. Detroit Lions vs. 6. Los Angeles Rams
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. 5. Philadelphia Eagles

AFC Wild Card Weekend:

1. Baltimore Ravens
2. Buffalo Bills vs. 7. Pittsburgh Steelers
3. Kansas City Chiefs vs. 6. Miami Dolphins
4. Houston Texans vs. 5. Cleveland Browns

[celest zephyr]

So i wouldn’t call it a trend

[desert palm]

Freaking the Packers the Steelers and honestly the Buccaneers luckiest teams alive

[slate lance]

I’m crying we really sold the division twice in a row

[fleet orbit]

The dolphins just didn’t nut up in the clutch

[desert palm]

And the Browns are Joe Flacco. How does that make any sense?

[celest zephyr]

Being a paper tiger though seems appropriate

The Chefs

[modest totem]

[rustic ore]

No if the Bucs were lucky they'd have tanked, now they're stuck with Tug Boat for another year and are gonna get spanked in the playoffs

[celest zephyr]

Just too one dimensional

And tua doesn’t really give them another dimension

[glass compass]

GET OUTTA HERE RAYYY

[rustic ore]

If by some miracle they beat Philly next week it'll only be because their stars all literally died the past 2 weeks

[celest zephyr]

He can’t make big plays with his arm or his legs

[fleet orbit]

A physical reciever who can win jump balls in man coverage is key

[desert palm]

I’d recommend looking into it it’s gotten a lot faster paced games don’t last as long and because of some rule changes there are some more action going on now. Good news is that the Marlins have potential to make the playoffs again this coming season. Up to you of course if you are interested.

[rustic ore]

All that just to get murdered by SF

[fleet orbit]

Are you a bills mafia person

[dim kettle]

All fun and games until Baker shocks SF in the divisional round.

[desert palm]

lol

[rustic ore]

She Stans Josh Allen

Wyoming fan

[modest totem]

https://tenor.com/view/buffalo-bills-josh-allen-gabriel-davis-allen-davis-buffalo-bills-gif-24575625

[glass compass]

DELETE THIS

[celest zephyr]

And he lacks that ability to be an elite pocket passer

[desert palm]

Honestly, this has to be the most script written moment of the 2023 season

[celest zephyr]

Josh Allen barely did anything today

[modest totem]

No

[glass compass]

[celest zephyr]

Dude threw big picks and got bailed out

[slate lance]

I don’t really understand baseball that much so it’ll probably takev time to get use to it also keeping up with another’s leagues with 82 games is tuff lol

[modest totem]

There were so many Bills fans in Miami lol

[dawn tapir]

Lions Vs Texans Superbowl the dream 🙏

[rustic ore]

Nah I think Rams having to go on the round to Detroit with Matt Stafford as their QB takes the cake for script moments

[dim kettle]

All hail Josh Allen supremacy!

[celest zephyr]

YES

[slate lance]

A lot of New Yorkers moved to Florida

[desert palm]

True that

[glass compass]

NEVER!!!

[rustic ore]

Gosh if the Browns have to face the Ravens in the playoffs with Flacco as their starting QB

That'd be amazing

[glass compass]

I'm telling you, there are some diehard dolphins fans out here but The general fanbase is so weak. Like not even just the bills most opposing teams fans fill our stadium.

I was dumbfounded when I saw the Cowboys game and I saw more blue in our stands than anything

[slate lance]

They gonna give Tua a max I gotta get out this fan base

[rustic ore]

Boys make sense though, they are the biggest brand in the NFL by far

[dim kettle]

Doesn't help a lot of Dolphin fans from the Marino era are aging.

[glass compass]

This too. All of my life I've had New Yorker friends move down here and then proceed to talk about how New York is better...Why are you down here then?

[rustic ore]

Cause they like to complain

[glass compass]

Ride or die, DX. You're already locked in.

[glass compass]

Yep.

[desert palm]

Good news is that the summertime sports is mostly occupied by baseball there’s nothing in between. Bad news is that it’s more than 82 games lol. Make it 162. Good news is that you can cut that down significantly because there’s some games you really don’t need to watch lol. Bad news is that if you don’t know the game much, then you might have to do some research but it isn’t honestly that complicated.

[sweet tree]

eagles and cowboys bounced out in the first round, I will be there

[desert palm]

Good luck to the Dolphins against the Chiefs

[rustic ore]

Course when the convo turns to why they moved from NY to FL they tend to get real quiet

[desert palm]

I think it’s gonna be closer than people make it out to be

[celest zephyr]

I’m really happy to be back in the Texans fan base

[dawn tapir]

ever since brady left the AFC east the bills have taken control as the new perma leaders of that division 😭

[dim kettle]

But it's a common thing that Florida fanbases won't show up when the team is bad long-term. The difference between a fanbase in Florida during football for example and a city like Cleveland is there's actual things to do with the entertainment dollar in Florida during the football months.

[rustic mountain]

The good ol days

[slate lance]

No

No

No

No

I’m gone

[fleet orbit]

That’s not true , Allen started cooking in the second half

[slate lance]

162????

[robust grotto]

Monday night seems criminal

[slate lance]

😭😭

Man even worse that’s too much to keep it

I can barely keep up with 82 nba games

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/cj-stroud-gif-4932388130898616996

[celest zephyr]

He cooked some fresh dolphin

[robust grotto]

3 Saturday 3 Sunday, end of

[rustic ore]

It's criminal having Joe Buck and Troy Aikman announcing that

[celest zephyr]

CJ STROUD

[glass compass]

YEP! Which is why I can't stand our general fan base. Such undevoted fans...

[dim kettle]

Lots of people skip games and watch recaps later. So following baseball is less painful.

[celest zephyr]

LOVE HIM

[glass compass]

DX, don't give up hope.

[robust grotto]

Since 2002 !!

[celest zephyr]

Not when it’s the playoffs

[dim kettle]

Well yeah

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/houston-texans-texans-texans-win-go-texans-touchdown-texans-gif-23720540

[glass compass]

Dolphins wild card game on Saturday...of course

And it's a primetime game

[celest zephyr]

SWARM

[dawn tapir]

i think the steelers can defeat this bills team

[slate lance]

ITS THE 4TH SEASON THIS HAS HAPPENED

CAN YOU OPEN YOUR EYES???

[dim kettle]

I'll tell you there's times as a Rays fan where I'll skip 1-2 games a week just to have a break.

[rustic ore]

Texans fan?

[desert palm]

Gonna miss some of the Browns and Texans games but that’s not so bad

[celest zephyr]

You better believe it

[rustic ore]

@hasty mesa To the list good sir

[glass compass]

We have made the playoffs. There are still games to win. It's okay.

[glass compass]

Add Mars to the Dolphins too 👍🏾

[robust grotto]

@smoky fable very late but I would tag McKinney and pretty much expect them to

[celest zephyr]

If only my stepdad were still alive to see this

[desert palm]

Oilers fan?

[rustic ore]

Sorry for your loss

[robust grotto]

It’s cool that one of those two are guaranteed a second round game

[dawn tapir]

now that the regular season has ended. who do you have winning and succeeding in the playoffs?

[rustic ore]

Ravens

[celest zephyr]

I was an Oilers fan until Bud Adams ran them out of town

[fleet orbit]

Ravens but I wouldn’t dismiss the bills as a possible team of destiny

[celest zephyr]

Thank you

[glass compass]

The Miami Dolphins.

[dim kettle]

BUCS GAHNTA SUPER BO-

[robust grotto]

I have no idea who’s winning

[dawn tapir]

i hope texans are the surprise destiny team

[desert palm]

Well, hopefully the Texans can continue the recent trend of Houston sports doing well

[fleet orbit]

That would be fun

[celest zephyr]

Let’s hope so

[desert palm]

CJ Stroud seems like a really great personality I like him a lot

[celest zephyr]

Me too

He’s humble and very quiet

Lets his performance do the talking

Much better than Deshaun

[dawn tapir]

imagine the steelers vodoo magic their way into the superbowl

[rustic ore]

Not a high bar tbf

[fleet orbit]

And not a rapist

[desert palm]

@slate lance My personal recommendation if you’re really interested in looking into it, maybe just watch the divisional matchups. That’s only roughly 52 games. And if there any games that matter in like playoff seating, otherwise you don’t have to like watch/follow all the games you don’t have to go crazy like me. lol. All Up to you of course I don’t want you to get into something you’re not interested in. And besides the season doesn’t start till end of March, so you have plenty of time to think about it.

[robust grotto]

I will say tho, Dallas could make a run smh

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/david-rose-gif-3214199033367100027

[celest zephyr]

WAVE DAT TERRIBLE TILE

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/tiles-easy-enough-for-beginners-floor-gif-11007195

[celest zephyr]

That was in the voice of the late Myron Cope

Yoy

[sweet tree]

cowboys undefeated at home right

[dawn tapir]

but honestly it is likely gonna be Ravens vs 49ers in the superbowl but as long as it isn't the chiefs or the cowboys i am ok with it

[rustic ore]

Yup

Until their inevitable playoff choke that is

[celest zephyr]

DA PICKSBURG STILLERS

[sweet tree]

ngl they might make the NFCC

[sweet tree]

gotta break the curse eventually I guess

[desert palm]

My fav quote of his. Yessss all the bias. https://fxtwitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1722376249060872524?s=46

[sweet tree]

rather see them go out tho

[dawn tapir]

i think the lions have a chance to defeat the 49ers

[celest zephyr]

Speaking of playoff chokes—1992

[desert palm]

What years were the bills Super Bowl chokes?

From when to when

[modest totem]

🫡🫡🫡

[celest zephyr]

1992 when the Barfalo Bills came back

[celest zephyr]

I turned off the tv and cried

[rustic ore]

91-94

[modest totem]

Bills fans are crazy though lol I saw videos with the whole plane completely full of Bills fans

[celest zephyr]

I was only 15 when I saw the game

[rustic ore]

Twice to the Cowboys

[desert palm]

😬

[rustic ore]

Once to the Giants

[desert palm]

Yay!

[rustic ore]

Once to the Re-I mean Commanders

[glass compass]

Unbelievable

[desert palm]

lol honestly, I did the same nowadays with the “guardians”

[celest zephyr]

I cried again when the oilers lost to the chefs the next year

[desert palm]

I kind of have to retroactively call them that to make it less offensive

[celest zephyr]

And no that is not a typo

[rustic ore]

They should've changed to Spiders

Guardians is dumb

[desert palm]

Huh

[celest zephyr]

I call them the chefs because of that old snickers commercial

[rustic ore]

They're mocking the Chiefs by calling them the Chefs

[modest totem]

Tbf I'm sure a lot of Bills fans planned that trip bc who wants to be in New York in January when they could be warm in Maimi 😂

[desert palm]

The “chefs” isn’t typo

[robust grotto]

Big shame they did not

[desert palm]

Ahhh

Send pls I wanna see

[celest zephyr]

Great googly moogly

[rustic ore]

Would've been great advertisement space for Spiderman movies

[dim kettle]

RIP Re-Washington Football team

[celest zephyr]

https://youtu.be/Nmgice3ieZ4?si=sP_-7Otn0AvVf6MU

Here you go

[glass compass]

Trueeee, but alas...my teams fanbase is still weak. We somehow still travel well though. Like I genuinely believe it's just the home fans. The fans that live across the country are EXCELLENT. Heck, we were just memeing earlier about a random Dolphan at the Cowboys game.

[dawn tapir]

trevor lawrence may have lost today and missed the playoffs but at least he got over 4k yards at exactly 4016 yards. that has to count for something right?

[rustic ore]

https://youtu.be/Nmgice3ieZ4?si=sP_-7Otn0AvVf6MU

[robust grotto]

Non baseball fans would even buy a cap with a spider logo

[desert palm]

Lololol

[rustic ore]

Lawrence 4:16 said he just choked a division title by losing 5 of his last 6 games, and that's the bottom line

[desert palm]

It’s pretty obvious they went with the guardians because it was cheaper with the uniform, and with the stadium logo and team logo you wouldn’t have to change so much

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-said-so-wwe-gif-11188089

[celest zephyr]

And when they lose I like to play the clip

[desert palm]

Spiders would’ve been so much cooler I agree

[celest zephyr]

To troll the fans

[robust grotto]

Blah, sad but true

[dim kettle]

Would be in character of Dolan

[celest zephyr]

And I have a neighbor who is from KC and loves them

[rustic ore]

Could've made it a fan tradition to spray players with silly string after Ws

[desert palm]

lol

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-confetti-silly-strings-office-gif-15936210

[celest zephyr]

Too bad the Carolina Kittens couldn’t string together w’s

[rustic ore]

And now the Bears get Caleb Williams

[celest zephyr]

Oh and they released their schedule for next year

[desert palm]

It is currently the 75th anniversary since the “guardians” have won the World Series

[celest zephyr]

Week 1 at home against the School of Culinary Arts

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-sheen-win-won-winning-gif-4327385

[celest zephyr]

Week 2 at home against a varsity high school football team

Week 3 on the road against the 1977 Dallas Cowboys

[dim kettle]

The only title the "Guards" has won in the last 50+ years is the title of most drunk assholes in a stadium on Ten Cent Beer Night.

[desert palm]

I had to edit that twice. I’m bad at math apparently.

[celest zephyr]

Week 4 at home against Ray Charles School for the Visually Impaired (CANCELLED)

So that’s Carolina’s new 2024 schedule

[celest zephyr]

And they forfeited that game

Imagine if there was a ten cent beer night game today

Ooooooooh boy

[dim kettle]

I sure hope Kevin Harlan is calling the game!

[celest zephyr]

What about souvenir ball night

Or bat night

[robust grotto]

If Lebron James was born anywhere other than Ohio.. Cleveland sports would be a wasteland

[celest zephyr]

And the fans sat in metal bleachers

The bats clanging on the bleachers

Or when the game gets out of hand the fans throw the balls on the field

[dim kettle]

"Our economy's based on LeBron James"

[celest zephyr]

It happened during the 90s during a Dodgers game

Last game in baseball that was forfeited

[hasty mesa]

Added you @celest zephyr

[celest zephyr]

Thank you

[dim kettle]

The Titans, right?

[celest zephyr]

Who?

The Titans are dead to me

Unless they give back the Oilers colors and trademark

[desert palm]

There’s just like exclusive club of Texans fans in the server?!

That’s funny

[rustic ore]

I mean one confirmed rn, most supporting them are more so doing it for Stroud with a few doing so for their HC Ryans

[glass compass]

https://vxtwitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1744222940403511355?t=Tg3DNPJZ_U9jmXLKxYENjQ&s=19

YESSSS

Okay I can go to sleep now

[slate lance]

About time

[desert palm]

I mean like it was rumored since the beginning of the season but like I’m glad that it finally happened

Now the one I’m more interested in is the rumored firing of Bill Belichick

That truly will be an end of an

Era

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-prince-will-smith-house-throw-woah-gif-11039554

About damn time

Bum

Falcons are an intriguing job, lot to like in their offensive skill position room

[sweet tree]

hopefully there's another firing soon

[slate lance]

So what’s everyone playoff bracket predict

[rustic ore]

This feels about right to me rn

[slate lance]

You think ravens beat browns? I feel that will be very close

[rustic ore]

I think this is the year

[slate lance]

I see

Crazy to think bills have a shot to a Super Bowl

[fleet orbit]

I’ll have to think about my picks a bit

The falcons roster is probably the best it’s been since 2017 , they just need to get a coach and qb combo

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1744222860594336063

[smoky fable]

They need a qb

[rustic ore]

Yup

Plain and simple

If they don't land Kirk then they're 100% using 8 on a QB

[hasty mesa]

They're free!

This is so good for football

[fleet orbit]

If the falcons got a kirk cousins they honestly could make the playoffs

[slate lance]

Wait

Who’s going to start for Steelers as Qb?

[smoky fable]

I can see Miami beat KC

[fleet orbit]

But remember , the falcons are no guarantee to actually get it right

[rustic ore]

Rudolph

[fleet orbit]

Mason Rudolph

[slate lance]

😭

[smoky fable]

Bills should steamroll the steelers

No TJ Watt

[celest zephyr]

Looks like the axe has begun to fall and claim its first victim

[fleet orbit]

The dolphins are gonna have to adjust to freezing temperatures

[rustic ore]

Penix will be there, Nix (lol) will be there, JJ (if he comes out) will be there, they have options

[slate lance]

Do Steelers go for a qb

[celest zephyr]

Arthur Smith, you are the weakest link, goodbye

[fleet orbit]

I think Rivera is next , bill will be gone but it’ll be pitched as a mutual parting of ways

[slate lance]

Honestly I can see tomlin with fields

[dawn tapir]

that was quick lol thought it would happen late monday

[fleet orbit]

If fields is gone , which I think feels like yes , I hope he succeeds in his next stop . All professional , tried his best , no hard feelings

I think the Steelers probably have to go veteran as they have a playoff team pick

[celest zephyr]

Place your bets

[fleet orbit]

On?

[celest zephyr]

On who will be fired next

[fleet orbit]

Rivera

[dawn tapir]

ron no doubt

[fleet orbit]

Belichick will be gone but it won’t be pitched as a firing

[slate lance]

Russ?

[celest zephyr]

There may be a surprise firing

[fleet orbit]

I think it’s possible

[celest zephyr]

Or resignation

[slate lance]

Do you guys see a team picking up fields at all

[fleet orbit]

I’ll say it again: the jets should fire saleh

[fleet orbit]

Yes

[celest zephyr]

Yes

[slate lance]

Hmm

[fleet orbit]

Fields will be a starting QB next year

[rustic ore]

Jets makes sense

[fleet orbit]

If the bears didn’t have the 1st we wouldn’t move him

[slate lance]

I do hope he revives his career

[dawn tapir]

do you think there's a chance that Mike Vrabel will be fired?

[slate lance]

And fix his problems

All his problems

[fleet orbit]

I don’t think so

[rustic ore]

I doubt it, he's a good coach, just got a shit roster, I blame their previous GM for that

[fleet orbit]

I think vrabel is a good coach and can manage a rebuild

[rustic ore]

They have pick 7, start fresh and get some O-line help

Build around Levis

Kid has talent, at least as a place holder through their rebuild

[celest zephyr]

Any fav candidates to replace the fired coaches

[hasty mesa]

Ok it's time

The official scripted

Playoff picture

[rustic ore]

PFT really trying to push BB to DC

[dawn tapir]

no thank you 😭

[rustic ore]

Harbaugh is gonna be the fav to replace Staley in LAC until/unless he signs an extension with Michigan or goes elsewhere

[celest zephyr]

I would like to see Eric Bienemy finally get a shot

[fleet orbit]

Bieniemy had a rough year in Washington

[rustic ore]

He's gonna go back to KC, that entire staff is getting canned

[dawn tapir]

i think bill goes to the chargers

[fleet orbit]

I do think harbaugh comes back and I would say yeah the chargers are a solid candidate

[celest zephyr]

Along with chef boyardee

[fleet orbit]

Maybe the raiders if they don’t want to give the interim the job

[rustic ore]

Jerod Mayo seems to be the favorite to replace BB

Raiders I think should make Pierce their new HC, think dude earned it

[celest zephyr]

No BoB please

[fleet orbit]

I think so too, but mark davis has not earned my vote of confidence

[dawn tapir]

will he leave college tho? is that for sure?

[celest zephyr]

I hate Mark Davis

[fleet orbit]

The chargers are an interesting situation because they can be a playoff team year 1 with the right guy

[weak gull]

Not at all. He could but we have to see

[fleet orbit]

It’s not set in stone but If he wins a title in Michigan he could decide he wants to go do it at the next level

[rustic ore]

Nothing is for sure but if he wins the Natty as expected tomorrow then he has nothing left to prove in the college ranks, meanwhile he has to live with being 0-1 at the SB and losing to his big brother of all people in it, don't think his ego can handle that

Plus he hired Don Yee as his agent, I doubt he does that unless he is seriously considering going back

[fleet orbit]

Are the chargers the most attractive opening ? I feel like they are

[rustic ore]

I would think so

[fleet orbit]

They could compete for a playoff spot next year with the right hire

[rustic ore]

Herbert is a borderline elite QB waiting to break out into that definitive top 10-top 5 QB slot, he just needs the right guidance

[fleet orbit]

Herbert needs a good playcaller

[slate lance]

50M a year for tua might kill me

[rustic ore]

We also have to wait and see what happens with Eberflus, I'm expecting he comes back another year but you never know

[rustic ore]

He's not getting anywhere close to that

If he gets an extension it'll be closer to what Dak/Jones signed for

[fleet orbit]

My assumption is he returns

[dawn tapir]

do you think lions oc ben johnson becomes a HC next season?

[rustic ore]

If the right job is there

[slate lance]

That will also still kill me

[rustic ore]

ATL makes sense for him to me

Lot of talent

Especially if they go hard after Cousins in FA

[celest zephyr]

There are some QBs eligible for the draft

[rustic ore]

He's got a good thing going in Detroit though rn

He doesn't have to leave and can just wait till after next season

[weak gull]

Ben really wants an established guy, but even if that isn’t guaranteed I think he capitalizes on his status this time

[fleet orbit]

I feel like a jerk to be intrigued by black Monday when it’s a bunch of dudes getting fired

[rustic ore]

Same

It's like watching a car crash

[celest zephyr]

Or an execution

[rustic ore]

Imagine something from out of left field like Pete Carroll retiring happened, that would be wild

It's not gonna happen but still

[celest zephyr]

Which reminded me of a funny answer by the late John McKay when he was asked about his Tampa Bay team’s execution

[slate lance]

Also it’s funny you say this when Watson is getting 46M

these front offices are dumb

[fleet orbit]

Pete Carroll , honestly , is a legend , but Seattle needs some kind of change up

[rustic ore]

Indeed

[fleet orbit]

Well yeah it’s the browns

[rustic ore]

He's passed his coaching prime

[celest zephyr]

I like his personality

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/NYGDaily/status/1744176606833168408?t=_J7IHEuct3vIj9OiylYEsA&s=19

[dawn tapir]

i can see pete still coaching into his early 80s lol

[rustic ore]

Poor Giants

Same, dude is lowkey nuts like that

[hasty mesa]

With SF winning

[hasty mesa]

We'll be fine

We have good cap

[rustic ore]

We picked the same except for KC vs MIA 🥹

[slate lance]

Man why did they do this after one playoff win lmao

[hasty mesa]

CLE to AFCCG isn't impossible and that's wild

[rustic ore]

Actually my B I had Bills over Cleveland

[hasty mesa]

Congrats to Vinny on making it to the NFCCG as well

[slate lance]

I wa t Texans to upset

[dawn tapir]

well most people think this senario likely happens however anything can occur in the playoffs. tho i feel at least one of the ravens or 49ers will make the super bowl even if the other misses it.

[rustic ore]

It'd be fun to see but Cleveland's defense is sooo good rn

[slate lance]

Browns are trash In away games

[celest zephyr]

Old man Flacco is no match for CJ Stroud

[slate lance]

True Nico is going to covered crazy

[fleet orbit]

Nah, they have wins in Indy Houston and Baltimore

The browns are a decent road team

[slate lance]

3-5

[rustic ore]

Flacco has unleashed Njoku of all people, never thought I'd see the day

[dawn tapir]

elite dragon is 10-5 in the playoffs. don't underestimate him.

[fleet orbit]

With one of the hardest schedules in the nfl and the last game was with the backups

[slate lance]

Wait I forgot Texans secondary is dog water

And Flacco tore up Jets secondary

[fleet orbit]

I think the Texans had a nice season but I gotta go browns

[hasty mesa]

Steelers in the playoffs is wild

Tomlin man

[fleet orbit]

I think this might honestly be one of Tomlins best seasons

[dawn tapir]

how does he keep doing this? 😭

also i think Mason Rudolph might be better than pickett

[rustic ore]

Not hard to do

Pickett just can't see the field well as a pro

Sad to see, I enjoyed his highlights from college and was hoping for the best for him

[slate lance]

Next season games

[weak gull]

DALLAS BETTER BE COMING TO DETROIT

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl_memes/status/1744222362755887594?s=46

[hasty mesa]

If you and Dallas win they head to Det?

[weak gull]

I’m talking about what DX sent

[hasty mesa]

Ah

[weak gull]

https://tenor.com/view/disneyog-disney-channel-original-disney-2000sdisney-gif-10743518871361103128

More like this

[stoic topaz]

@torn gale I hate my life

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/sachatavolieri/status/1744316086378467346?t=S8k8Yr9vwR6oE7ARS1SNdg&s=19

A midfielder yay

That will solve our problems

Actually

It replaces Havertz, and he can move up top

We can salvage this season

[hasty basin]

Amadou Onana tho

[thorn hornet]

Everton have loaned further 50 mil

They are in financial crisis

But we also need to sell first, someone like Partey or Eddie

https://fxtwitter.com/JanAageFjortoft/status/1744330224500641926?t=dDRr7Qs3rK80zT4WBtbqmQ&s=19

No shit?

[hasty basin]

Idk man this one is very problematic and debatable

[short flame]

Yeah maybe they’ll get way worse when their star players get back

[hasty basin]

Yeah, Magik, it happens

[thorn hornet]

Hey Jan tell us which color is the grass

[hasty basin]

Still no advances on Dom

Owns the pen merchant

[sacred kite]

How was the eagles post game presser?

Curious to see if they give the same answer as usual

[fleet orbit]

Not that I’m surprised but Ron got canned

[fleet orbit]

Basically Sirianni said we’re 0-0 let’s go on a run

[thorn hornet]

Toney is going to stay at Brentford

I would kill for a striker rn

[sacred kite]

Man

0-0 yeah but Sirianni can’t act like there hasn’t been a string of failures beforehand

[short flame]

Pens are goals, a true striker shouldn’t be afraid to take the pens for his team

[fleet orbit]

Coaching is what is burying the team anyway

[sacred kite]

100%. Talented roster but horribly mismanaged

Special teams coaches are going good though

[fleet orbit]

Do you think they can turn this around or are they finished ?

I feel like the defense needs revamped

[sacred kite]

Defense totally needs a revamp

[simple seal]

The Warriors are so cooked, when you get sonned by the Raptors you know it's bad

[sacred kite]

As much as I’d like them to go further i have a feeling we’re cooked this weekend or at least very soon

But they could turn this around if coaching gets better

And defense lol

[fleet orbit]

I think the big issue to address is Sirianni hiring Matt Patricia

[sacred kite]

Yep

[fleet orbit]

They don’t have it anymore

[sacred kite]

Has been rough ever since

[fleet orbit]

Honestly I still can’t believe it given how good that roster is

But the window isn’t closed

I might get shit for this but part of me wants the Bills Mafia to finally get a Lombardi

[celest zephyr]

Guess what! Rivera is gone!

[fleet orbit]

Part of it is that he may make dumb mistakes but once again last night Josh Allen didn’t sweat it and just stomped on their throats

[fleet orbit]

I figured . I have a neutral reaction because it seemed too obvious

[sacred kite]

Yeah I hope the birds pop off against the bucs

[short flame]

You deserve praise for it

[fleet orbit]

I know one of my good friends does too he’s a hardcore eagles fan

[fleet orbit]

Bills fan?

[short flame]

Yeah since they’re our little brothers

[fleet orbit]

So you’re a pats fan who want the bills to do it ?

[short flame]

No I’m a sabres fan

[celest zephyr]

The issue to me is having four games in a row where josh Allen doesn’t cost them at least one is hard

[short flame]

So the bills are our little brothers

[celest zephyr]

Why gunslingers probably max out at 1-2 rings

[fleet orbit]

I think he clears the first 2 rounds but than that’s where I’m concerned

[short flame]

It won’t happen this time

[fleet orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/jump-split-table-land-hurt-gif-10814558

I would love to go to a bills game

The good news for Josh Allen is he has a top 10 defense and run game

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/talkingiants/status/1744348425691304155?s=46

HES GONE

FINALLY

https://vxtwitter.com/art_stapleton/status/1744349575312261328?s=46

WE WON

[fleet orbit]

@hasty mesa send some good vibes our way: come on bears , fire Luke Getsy

[hasty mesa]

Happy black Monday friend

May the NFL deities bless thee

[fleet orbit]

I feel weird watching the news for other men getting fired

But hey, that’s black Monday for ya

[hasty mesa]

Just remember some of them are fired but their contracts pay them for extra years

[fleet orbit]

Oh yeah good point these are millionaires

Bears ; fire Getsy, you can fire Flus too

Getsy is an awful OC, the bears offense spends so many plays seemingly with no rhythm or flow

It’s like the ravens scheme , but bad

Wait the commanders hired bob Myers ?!!

Whatttttt

[celest zephyr]

https://vxtwitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1744358681741774967

And magic Johnson

[fleet orbit]

I can’t tell whether this is a brilliant chess move or something to laugh at

[hasty mesa]

Time will tell

[fleet orbit]

I mean there’s a big difference : nba 3 game losing streak - not great , but fixable

NFL 3 game losing streak - uh oh

Panthers fired their GM

[torn gale]

WE ARE FREE

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/darrendreger/status/1744363060934971864?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[short flame]

That’s a lot of money wow

[robust grotto]

Big time

[fleet orbit]

DAYYYUMMM

[short flame]

[fleet orbit]

Btw can I call attention to something :

It’s a crock of shit to have a peacock exclusive playoff game

[hasty mesa]

Panthers fired their GM

What else is happening?

Ron Rivera gone

[fleet orbit]

Arthur smith was fired at midnight

[slow violet]

i love black monday

Heads are rolling out here

[slow violet]

I was saying the same thing. ITS BULL SHIT, fuck you roger

i hope it does horrible numbers

[fleet orbit]

We are all pirates here , we know what to do

I think it’s the chiefs game because of Taylor swift

I can’t prove that , it’s a guess

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/doge-pirate-piracy-captain-shibe-gif-26546531

why would they put the chiefs vs dolphins which is a Big time game with taylor swift ona. streaming platform only europeans use for soccer

[fleet orbit]

Because their logic is that swifties are going to be incentivized to purchase their platform

That’s my train of thought

Granted the perfect option for an nfl peacock exclusive is none of them

[hasty basin]

He takes pens for us

Just we hadn't had any in like 600 days

[short flame]

[slow violet]

im not as business savy as good old roger, i would of thought the best way is to get as much advertising dollars from all your fans watching at once and put some less appealing games on another platform like how they do with TNF. TNF does the worst nnumbers but amazon pays for it

[fleet orbit]

I thought the peacock game was gonna be the Texans and browns . We know that’s a great playoff game but casuals might not

[slow violet]

well i guessd thank god we can all watch that cuz that game is about to be 🔥

[short flame]

Yeah it wasn’t a dig at Solanke, just defending the other guy. I don’t get how a guy can be blamed for taking his pens and scoring them

[fleet orbit]

I’ll watch dolphins chiefs , I’ll find a way

[fleet orbit]

That’s to me the 2nd best game of the weekend behind rams lions

[slow violet]

I know da way

we set sail at dawn

[slow violet]

wouldn't be surprised if Rams win this game honestly. Hopefulyl lions come to play

[fleet orbit]

Oh rams lions is gonna be a nail biter

[fleet orbit]

The great pirate era

[slow violet]

being a seahawks fan, i root for who ever beats the 49ers/Rams

then we can all laugh at how the 49ers Blew it in the easiest playoff run ever 🤣 🤣 🤣

[simple seal]

Me when something is paywalled

https://tenor.com/view/reading-sign-cant-stop-me-no-one-can-stop-me-gif-13921932

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/rapsheet/status/1744368732527325470?t=x5-NzdOmzxVdg9621hs9Tw

if the steelers win against the bills, Tomlin should get a statue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRTS--FQyqs

🤣 Jameis my favorite player

[fleet orbit]

I’m making a statement against the nfl

[fleet orbit]

Unpopular opinion I’m okay with the saints doing that

How about don’t play like shit ?

[slow violet]

Arthur Smith just in his feelings cuz he was gonna get fired

[fleet orbit]

And he got fired at midnight

[robust grotto]

NBC smiling knowing they got Miami KC lol

[hasty mesa]

Getting petty over a garbage time touchdown is definitely one way to end your HC career

[fleet orbit]

They didn’t

[fleet orbit]

That’s the peacock exclusive

[slow violet]

i hope peacock goes bankrupt as a service

[fleet orbit]

I have to admit I have never ever done the sailing the seas thing . I’m a pushover

But I’m taking a stand

[torn gale]

This has been a great day

Arthur smith fired and out oline coach gone

[slow violet]

its a good day to be a giants fan

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/phleaglesnation/status/1744165009075167366?t=hTLXO_OIFyw52gSmdLnXWg

[sacred kite]

Jalen you said this the last time!!!!

[slow violet]

LOL this reminds me of a short i saw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgsndqleEik

[sacred kite]

Yeah this one was great

Man the birds keep saying they’re gonna weather the storm and change but dawg

There’s no change

[robust grotto]

Peacock is NBC brother

[fleet orbit]

I guess you’re right . Still bullshit

[robust grotto]

For sure

[slow violet]

idk how the Giants arn't having a party. Lose the O line coach, probably killed the Eagles playoff chances 🤣

[sacred kite]

Yeah I’m concerned about us vs the bucs

[robust grotto]

I don’t like that there’s a game on Monday

[sacred kite]

I just hope it’s not a drastically one sided loss if we do lose

[robust grotto]

Should be 3 Saturday and 3 Sunday. Now one team will get shorter rest

[slow violet]

but think about the money

[fleet orbit]

I’m fine with a game on Monday

[robust grotto]

Factual

[slow violet]

as long as travel schedule is equal, it doesn't matter Monday Saturday or sunday

[robust grotto]

No matter what that Monday winner has to play the following Sunday at the least

[fleet orbit]

Still a playoff game , still gonna watch , but Bucs eagles is to me the worst game

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/connor_j_hughes/status/1744349243182100747

[slow violet]

and the worst part, its the Mariota Eagles 😭 its gonna be a disaster

[sacred kite]

Mariota

[slow violet]

honestly if im the eagles. fuk practice just sign jameis, it can't be worse

[sacred kite]

All Eagles fans who own a jersey, report to Lincoln Financial Field tomorrow for practice

[slow violet]

grab cam newton off the street

[sacred kite]

No anything but that

[slow violet]

Mariota is an Automatic L as automtic as it comes

[fleet orbit]

Hold up , is hurts really not playing ?

[sacred kite]

It’s not Mallet Finger iirc

[slow violet]

ya its not Mallet Finger, but from my understanding he can't play right?

[sacred kite]

I think so?

[fleet orbit]

And what about the eagles recievers ?

[slow violet]

hmm this guy is saying maybe he can come back next week
https://vxtwitter.com/DrJesseMorse/status/1744199260839510345

[sacred kite]

Yeah I’m not seeing anything clear rn on whether Hurts is in next week

Would be nice

[slow violet]

was it his throwing hand?

[fleet orbit]

The eagles and dolphins injuries = crumbling

Browns = elite dragon

[slow violet]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-ravens-like-love-gif-10427023

[sacred kite]

Brown strained a muscle right?

[slow violet]

whats wrong with Kelce?

[fleet orbit]

Joe Flacco isn’t some all time great or whatever but dudes a baller . I admire him

[sacred kite]

Oh nah it was a knee injury

Kelce’s knee has been shot for a long time

[slow violet]

when Joe is on, no one can beat him. Not even Tom Brady

When Joe goes gear 5 its over

[fleet orbit]

That Denver game was one of the best playoff games of my entire life

[sacred kite]

Yeah I very much respect Joe Flacco

[fleet orbit]

I think the Texans are gonna get beat , the browns are the better squad

[slow violet]

texans are actually the one team im worried about for the browns just because Demeco is the best Defensive coach in the playoffs

once they get passed them , not worried about any other game not even balitmore/chiefs etc

[fleet orbit]

I think the Texans and browns will play a really competitive game

But I hope the dolphins end KC

Will they? I highly doubt they can withstand 10 degree weather

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1744222362755887594

the start of the season script was kinda trash not gonna lie. But once the writers strike was over. The nfl has been cooking

[fleet orbit]

Not to mention Joe Flacco could end up back in Baltimore

[rustic ore]

https://fxtwitter.com/RapSheet/status/1744349382420341240 @dawn tapir

I’m not sure how to feel about this

[fleet orbit]

And then the script said baker faces his former browns team

Roger , lay off the weed

[slow violet]

i heard they are also getting rick spielman, hes was a decent gm tbh

https://vxtwitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1744373461756051856

[weak gull]

This a crazy take can’t lie…can’t do that out of kneel formation. How dudes get hurt

[slow violet]

Vrabel is a good coach but needs a good gm

[fleet orbit]

Now that would be crazy

[fleet orbit]

To be fair I think every coach does

[fleet orbit]

Idk maybe I’m just an asshole who thinks teams should compete to the last whistle and stick it to their rivals

[slow violet]

i put him and Antonio Pierce at same level, very good coach but need good offensive evaluators to help them

[sacred kite]

Update: Matt Patricia and Brian Johnson Launched Into Sun

[weak gull]

Nah. Maybe if you’re in a real formation running a play that’s how that is viewed

But they came out in kneel, and as a defense you’re taught not to do anything when you see the kneel cause it’s considered cheap as shit. So for a team to take advantage of that is fucking BS.

[fleet orbit]

I can get behind that

I think pierce may need some help on the offensive side of the ball, but the cupboard isn’t bare . Hes the kind of guy who could make guys like Adams and Jacobs wanna stay

[weak gull]

If I see kneel I’m not gonna try and hurt someone on a pointless play

[slow violet]

though some are saying the Raiders want Jim harbaugh. Look Jim is a good coach but cmon. how many coaching changes can you take in 4 years lol

[rustic ore]

Titans would be silly to fire him, they’re in a rebuild

[dim kettle]

Ice Cold Takes:

[fleet orbit]

I wonder why Jamies was incentivized to give Atlanta the finger

[slow violet]

Jameis has fuck you money, even if he gets cut he doesn't care lol. He will probably just join the broncos as a backup

[fleet orbit]

Did you see the jaguars selling playoff tickets at the middle of December , ouch

[weak gull]

No clue, but the saints linemen are gonna lose some knees next time they go to kneel a game out cause of that

[fleet orbit]

The that’s a W let’s eat one speech is still a classic

[dim kettle]

I posted it yesterday.

[rustic ore]

Still mad his last throw as a Buc was a game losing pick 6 to ATL?

[fleet orbit]

Given the saints history , irony

[fleet orbit]

Jamies was like an extreme Josh Allen

[slow violet]

this might be a horrible take, but i honeslty think the saints would of made the playoffs if they started Jameis all season 😱

[weak gull]

I think Jameis doing that just shows how little control Allen has over those guys and how shitty a guy Jameis has always been to me

[dim kettle]

I was on the Bucs reddit GDTs at the time and almost everyone knew Jameis was gonna throw a pick 6 there

[fleet orbit]

Ooooo that’s a interesting take

[slow violet]

agreed with the first part, disagree with the second lol

[fleet orbit]

Dennis Allen having a locker room issue appears accurate

[rustic ore]

I doubt it, Carmichael was terrible most of the year, don’t think QB would’ve changed that

[weak gull]

Dude was a crock of shit at fsu but aight lol

[slow violet]

lol cmon man its Just Crab legs, what Cam did in college is a lot more scandelous

[weak gull]

And every court document I read on that case and how much he paid out in civil tells me he did commit that felony

[weak gull]

?? He got in trouble for more shit than that but I’ll let you hold whatever opinion

[rustic ore]

Can wasn’t accused of raping a girl in college

Just saying

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-tea-sipping-gif-24277205

Also he shot bbs at squirrels on campus

Bitch move

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/nmartin55/status/1744358024251048365?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[rustic ore]

Houston about to go sicko mode

[dim kettle]

Signing Mike Eva-

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/loganreever/status/1744163450975350831

wholesome

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1744382614624944210?s=20

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1744381749956665701

honestly Aaron glenn is a good choice for them

[weak gull]

If they’re taking a qb (which I think they are) they should be trying to get the guy to develop him

I’d say Ben is the better option if he’s willing

[fleet orbit]

I thought about it : one thing that happens in fantasy and in real nfl is the kicker can get you out of a pinch

The saints didn’t have good kicking all year

[fleet orbit]

I’m not confident he gets the job. It’s not that I don’t think he can do it , as I can see he’s a good culture guy, but mark Davis is a moron

[slow violet]

facts, mark davis is a moron. They literally got rid of their last coach who got them into the playoffs only to hire the Worst coach for that team

plus we have to remember a lot of decisions are going to be made with money in mind. Mark davis is not rich like the other owners, hes basically poor respective to other owners

[fleet orbit]

Especially after the raiders had a remarkable run after firing Gruden (fuck Gruden ) and they gave the bengals a hell of a game in the playoffs

[slow violet]

thats why i also think chargers are gonna bottle it because their owner is cheap af

[fleet orbit]

We need a tough raiders that are disruptive because that’s their history , that’s how they were once great

Pierce will need some guidance and help on the offensive side of the ball, but I think it’s worth a chance

[fleet orbit]

The chargers are one home run hire from the playoffs imho

[hasty mesa]

Pierce is 100% the answer

Let him ride the team for a full season

[slow violet]

i think owners get way too into HC being OC/DC. its a totally different job, look at the broncos with Nate hackett. Look at Demeco, you can find an OC/DC but the players all gotta trust the HC and Pierce has proven that players love him and is respected

[fleet orbit]

The raiders played their ass off for pierce

Hell 5-4 tells me maybe if he coached all year the raiders could’ve at worst been just out of the postseason

[slow violet]

i know people disagree, but i like what im seeing from AOC. When he has a clean pocket he operates the offense really well. Hes just a rookie, i think hes a lot better than people think

maybe not the flashiest QB

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/gregauman/status/1744117851345109209?t=6g10eR9qetwJae3cEpQ5Fw&s=19 I’ve been blessed this year

[fleet orbit]

He’s been pretty damn good the last 2 weeks

[weak gull]

I mean Ryans was also a DC tho lol

[fleet orbit]

Kickers are a make or break position . They can’t win you the game alone most of the time but they can lose it for you

[weak gull]

Theoretically you wanna see a guy call plays on some side of the ball before giving them the keys to overrule those who make the calls

Also sorry but AOC gone be 26 next season. He wasn’t bad but looks like he’d be good backup. Nothing more imo

[fleet orbit]

The raiders are desperate for a culture guy , I mean they have had their locker room implode multiple times the past 2 years due to bad hires

The question becomes if the raiders are gonna draft a QB or go the veteran route

The raiders shouldn’t get Russ , he’s not a raider and doesn’t fit this team

[rustic ore]

It’s a deep QB class and Jimmy G is going to get cut, they wouldn’t be doing their due diligence if they didn’t get a new QB

[fleet orbit]

Kirk cousins as a raider would be interesting

[weak gull]

Not saying Pierce shouldn’t get the job lol, I’m just saying there’s a reason guys look for oc/dc experience in a HC if they weren’t the interim

[fleet orbit]

You’re right . If pierce is hired he will need some guidance and help on the offensive side of the ball

Was not hiring their last interim the issue ? No. It was hiring McDaniels