I forgot to captain trent
#sports
hasty basin
It's over...
sweet tree
hopefully it stays like that, doubt we do anything against cowboys or the ninera lol
hasty basin
sweet tree
what game we watching
stuck estuary
Another Sheffield goal
sweet tree
wait how many goals does solanke have
sweet tree
dayum
hasty basin
Only Haaland left
simple seal
Evened out by Kawhi always going off vs the Mavs lol
stuck estuary
Will halaand be back for gw 21?
short flame
It’s the premier league no match fixing should be allowed
short flame
Tie with Salah
You should tell balky he’s better than Salah
hasty basin
True
desert palm
My, personally how I would vote, Mock BBWAA BASEBALL HOF 2024 Ballot (not predictions)
Feel free to roast me
robust grotto
stuck estuary
What's wrong with Sheffield 😂
short flame
SINIIIIIISTERRRAAAA <@702887230217125928>
stuck estuary
Is raya always starting now?
desert palm
What's wrong with Sheffield 😂
He has Hall of Fame stats, but he has a blemish in his career
Massive PEDs/Steroid implications
stuck estuary
The team? What?
haughty moss
football club
stuck estuary
Lmao
desert palm
My, personally how I would vote, Mock BBWAA BASEBALL HOF 2024 Ballot (not predic...
I thought he was referring to this lol
haughty moss
nah it's just funny timing lol
desert palm
Ok
What a team name though lol
To be fair what else am I supposed to think?
Funny
haughty moss
lol ur good that's why I said it was funny
thorn hornet
Is raya always starting now?
Yuh
hasty basin
Apart from the defence yeah
hasty basin
Leno said fuck them kids 😭
Then he said unfuck them kids and apologised
robust grotto
That is a team name?!?!?
Lmfao
stuck estuary
Imagine a whole soccer team peds/roids
I believe most of athlete are using somewhat of a PED
hasty basin
Joe Hart is smiling somewhere
Still asking him to give him the FUCKING ball
stuck estuary
Yuh
Yeee I think Imma take him, damn you pope you just had to be injured
Or maybe Pickford instead, cheaper
Next week city tho 😂
desert palm
I believe most of athlete are using somewhat of a PED
Depends on the league because some leagues crack down on them very much like the MLB
That league has very rigorous testing
Since like 2008
thorn hornet
Yeee I think Imma take him, damn you pope you just had to be injured
Warning before you do
He has some bozo moments
But after that Luton game he's been good
stuck estuary
No GK as good as de gea for FPL since 🥲
stuck estuary
Depends on the league because some leagues crack down on them very much like the...
Because it used to be abused at MLB right
desert palm
Because it used to be abused at MLB right
Yeah…… commonly known as the steroid era
Through the spreading of usage by players like Jose Canseco
A bunch of MLB players were taking steroids, or at least implicated
And the MLB initially turned the blind eye to it, because it helped make the MLB very popular again after it almost became the least popular of the big four
Remember, this was right when the strike just ended, and people were very pissed with the sport and were disinterested
What’s a good way to keep interest? Power hitters and home runs.
desert palm
https://fxtwitter.com/feinsand/status/1739702357812826478?s=46&t=UY20HgaD6aZuhSU9bzeHzA
@rustic mountain @celest zephyr !!! 👀
stuck estuary
And the MLB initially turned the blind eye to it, because it helped make the MLB...
Yeah steroid is overall great for entertainment expect the user
Imagine an Olympic specifically where drugs is allowed
Athlete using steroid, cocaine and meth in one go, that'd be something to witness
rustic mountain
https://fxtwitter.com/feinsand/status/1739702357812826478?s=46&t=UY20HgaD6aZuhSU...
KK is coming back?????
desert palm
Seems so
desert palm
One of the best defensive centerfielders in the game right now
There are so many great highlight reels during his time in the rays org
stuck estuary
NUNEZZZZ
I just realized Liverpool are strong in defense and forward yeah, the midfield could have some improvement
desert palm
Yep
desert palm
Crazy
If you don’t look at his batting stats, he would think he’s a top 10 player
celest zephyr
I just realized Liverpool are strong in defense and forward yeah, the midfield c...
We just need a proper dm like palhinha or someone similar and we're complete
He'll probably go bayern in January so we won't get him
stuck estuary
Palhinha?
celest zephyr
Fulham dm
celest zephyr
This guy
celest zephyr
Who you captaining btw
I don't do fpl anymore
The app locked me out for some reason
stuck estuary
The app locked me out for some reason
Damn that's too bad
sweet tree
Elliot
celest zephyr
ELLIOT
sweet tree
probably won't count as salah is offside & is blocking the Gks field of view
stuck estuary
Salah please don't blank man, I need some point to catch 😭😭😭
dim ledge
JOTAAAAAAAA
thorn hornet
Give Burnley a gun, Tupac would still be alive
dim ledge
Give Liverpool a gun and the VAR woulda taken 4 shots out of tupacs body
stuck estuary
Watch Watkins hattrick against united
mental elk
Watch Watkins hattrick against united
could easily see Villa tearing United apart
with what united on their 10th? 11th? CB pairing
sweet tree
no way
sweet tree
that's actually disgusting
dim ledge
Onana shit himself
Aaaaand guess which united player ran straight to the ref
Lmfao
What a goal
Fucking Onana
Idiot
United have conceded not 1 or 2 or even 3
But seven goals since they've last scored themselves
nana
thorn hornet
Oh-nana
burnt cedar
That’s the worst defending I’ve ever seen wtf
dim ledge
Varane literally avoids the ball
thorn hornet
slim nacelle
The defenders must be playing blindfolded or something 🤷🏾
dim ledge
That's embarrassing
dim ledge
Thank god they played a 10-0-0 and won 0-0 at Anfield
ripe yacht
I swear this wouldn't have happened if we still had de gea, this fucking goalkeeper bruh
thorn hornet
USA wins 1-1
dim ledge
Bruno lmfao
thorn hornet
De Gea was lowkey amazing compared to Onana
Also that defence needs to be revamped
Dalot,Evans and Varane ain't it
ripe yacht
Onana has broken every single fucking record we had 😭
fluid moat
Garnacho is so terrible man
I can’t believe United fans gaslighted themselves into thinking this guy is good
burnt cedar
Bruno got the decision making of a spoon
ripe yacht
I can’t believe United fans gaslighted themselves into thinking this guy is good
He's 19
sweet tree
https://fxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/1739744782761521288?t=MIyY4O3pCC6XcL6f4...
lol the defending is just all over the place here
ripe yacht
Plus garnacho is playing rw lol
fluid moat
I just don’t think he’s that good in general
thorn hornet
That midfield, an 18 year old and Eriksen with a bypass
ripe yacht
Should've just ran mainoo x amrabat
dim ledge
Antony when asked to do anything besides spin around and pass backwards
ripe yacht
Ffs this gonna look so bad for hojlund if he doesn't score today, bros getting chances today 💀
fluid moat
It has been 7 hours of football since Manchester United have scored a goal
thorn hornet
Hojlund getting slandered for getting no service last week lol
dim ledge
They played 9 defenders lol
United went to Anfield with a 0-0 in mind
Relegation side mentality
ripe yacht
Better than losing no?
dim ledge
If you're Sheffield, sure
Playing for a draw with your rival when you're a club the calibre of United is laughable, at best
Especially when within a 7 day span you finish at the bottom of your UCL group and hold 2 to west ham
hasty basin
We're gonna pass United lol
ripe yacht
Yeah idk how we fell off this bad lmao
dim ledge
Yeah idk how we fell off this bad lmao
It's a lot of things
ripe yacht
Mfers went to seville and things were never the same 💔
dim ledge
ETH is an issue
Can't look at it any other way atp
And for some odd reason you guys get a striker every. Single. Season.
ripe yacht
Martial is never healthy
dim ledge
Speaking of strikers I miss Bobby
hasty basin
Man idk
dim ledge
mental elk
ETH is an issue
Just wait for the half time boos
But seriously ETHs time is numbered. The moment Ratcliffes purchase has gone through he's gone
I believe Ratcliffe wants to replace him with Graham Potter
dim ledge
BREAKING: Ratcliffe has pulled out of investment in Manchester United following the Aston Villa match
slim nacelle
These united boys can’t finish to save there lives
mental elk
Also can't stay onside to save their lives
hasty basin
Also can't save their lives (They're in man u)
fluid moat
ETH is a pussy that doesn’t follow a style and regresses to terrorism football just in order to save his job
hasty basin
Fanbase is about to back ETH hard
fluid moat
Even then they still horrible
mental elk
ETH has gotten everyone he's wanted
ripe yacht
Ngl if ten hairs puts in mctominay, sack him
mental elk
And they've all been wank
fluid moat
Only problem is nobody would be a better replacement
dim ledge
Jota was dead for 2 months and played for 5 minutes today and still scored more than United have in the past 20 days
mental elk
Fucking Chatgpt on a screen would give some better commands and game director than Ten Hag
dim ledge
Jota would unironically be the best forward at united
mental elk
Never before has the joke "Bald Fraud" applied more than Ten Hag
Unironically a Bald Fraud
fluid moat
Jim Ratcliffe has a lot of work to do
ripe yacht
He has to replace the entire right side lmao, not one of them is good enough
mental elk
Jim Ratcliffe has a lot of work to do
I genuinely believe there is no saving United
Like there is no saving PSG or Chelsea
ripe yacht
Like there is no saving PSG or Chelsea
Chelsea look promising tbh, just need more chemistry they have the players
mental elk
Rotten to the core. You'd have to literally tear down Man U and build them up again for them to be a competent threat
Same with PSG
And Chelsea
Taking that job as a manager is a poisoned chalice
Well other than the fact you'll get a fat payday when you get inevitably sacked
dim ledge
I'll miss Jürgen when he goes but I'm happy to know we have our sights set on our next manager
Fact of the day
Only one club has less goals scored this season than United
That is Sheffield
mental elk
I will miss Pep and Jürgen when they leave the Prem
smoky fable
I'll miss Jürgen when he goes but I'm happy to know we have our sights set on ou...
???? Who's the name?
A bit surprised by that news
dim ledge
???? Who's the name?
One Xabi Alonso
fluid moat
There are no available managers for United even if they sack ten hag
ripe yacht
One Xabi Alonso
He's going to madrid
dim ledge
He ain't going lol
smoky fable
There are no available managers for United even if they sack ten hag
Graham Potter
ripe yacht
If he gets the chance, yes he is, who wouldn't go to madrid lol
fluid moat
Potter and Conte are like the only ones lol
ripe yacht
Graham Potter
Sure if united wants to get relegated
mental elk
Potter and Conte are like the only ones lol
Conte will not go
He is a control freak. They will not give him full control
They will go for Potter
fluid moat
Yeah absolutely not. That would be a worse combination than him and Spurs.
burnt cedar
Potter won’t go he’s eating a big pay out
Lopetegui still lives in the uk he could be an option
mental elk
Yeah absolutely not. That would be a worse combination than him and Spurs.
Spurs being dogshit at defending and excelling at attacking and then hiring 2 managers that play very defensive and conservative football was insane tbh
And yet Mouriniho almost got them a trophy lmao
ripe yacht
Only one man can save united 
dim ledge
I mean wood is right. United don't just have one or two issues it's basically everywhere
thorn hornet
Sure if united wants to get relegated
Ole?
dim ledge
Board is a joke
Old Trafford needs updating
Manager is laughingstock
GK is shit
Defense, lol
Midfield is average at best
Forwards can't score for their lives
mental elk
Ole was able to beat Pep somehow
ripe yacht
Ole literally had no backing
mental elk
Vibes FC
desert palm
dim ledge
Yknow I really sit and wonder what the hell ETH says during halftime talks
desert palm
https://youtu.be/f30tcPtbyzs?si=7Kdac2bAtuqyi3E- 🥺😢
@robust grotto it’s old news, but still sad to see nonetheless
mental elk
Board is a joke
Old Trafford needs updating
Manager is laughingstock
GK is shi...
Forwards are a joke
Midfield is a joke
Defense is a joke
Goalkeeper is a joke
Manager is a joke
Board is a joke
ripe yacht
It's crazy how I've never seen ETH give instructions on the pitch, bro just stands there
mental elk
Probably the same reason they had lingard for several years
They aren't a serious club
In every possible way and facility
ripe yacht
Hopefully it changes under Ratcliffe, since he has full control over football operations
mental elk
He has to replace the entire right side lmao, not one of them is good enough
I'd bin rashford and Holjund tbh
ripe yacht
I'd bin rashford and Holjund tbh
Nah hojlund can stay
dim ledge
Finally they score
ripe yacht
Better to get an experienced striker
mental elk
There's a goal but I think he's offside
ripe yacht
Lol ffs
mental elk
Jesus Christ Garnacho barely even scored from the open goal lmao
dim ledge
Garnacho has a very punchable face
mental elk
I think that's cause of his haircut
dim ledge
Digne possibly off with an injury
dim ledge
I think that's cause of his haircut
It's the lips for me
mental elk
Genuinely might be the worst haircut in the league
ripe yacht
A proper winger would've passed to hojlund, instead of shooting from that angle
dim ledge
Offside confirmed
mental elk
It's the lips for me
Guess that's why I have been told I have a punchable face lmaoo
slim nacelle
Offside 🙏
mental elk
Weird lips = Time for a good ol' fist in the face lmao
dim ledge
"this is my neighbours, Manchester United's. He is pain in my assholes
I get a bald manager, he must get a bald manager
I get Scandinavian striker, he must get a Scandinavian striker
I preform well in games....he cannot afford"
ripe yacht
onana is not a serious keeper lol
dim ledge
They should change the clubs anthem to the circus music
mental elk
Benny Hill theme blasting mid game would be funny ngl
mental elk
But yeah genuinely it is at least somewhat nice to read that they are going to copy arsenals method of club rebuilding and weeding out bad attitude players.
Like it's step 1 to a proper rebuild and arteta has done that in spades.
I don't think they'll actually do it properly cause it would involve basically removing 7/11 starting eleven but hey at least they are copying someone who did it properly
dim ledge
Oh my
sweet tree
emi got cojones
slim nacelle
Emi deciding to make this game close lmao
mental elk
I mean Emi is the reason Man U haven't been in on several occasions
Villa are missing Matty Cash badly
Or maybe they feel comfortable playing such a high line because they know
A) Martinez will have it covered
B) Man U won't score even if they get in
It's been an entertaining game at least
sweet tree
Nacho
ripe yacht
WE ARE SO FUCKKNG BACK AHHHH
sweet tree
Villa got close
mental elk
Only took them
7 and a half hours
fluid moat
Diego Carlos gifted that to them
mental elk
Villa got close
Lmao Man U always look so weak right after they score
slim nacelle
What is the villa defense doing
mental elk
I don't see it with any other team
How do united switch off after scoring every time
What are their coaches telling them lmao
sweet tree
nasty touch
ripe yacht
this greedy fuck
mental elk
A reminder that post their loss to Bournemouth, MotD revealed Garnacho has passed to Holjund 5 times in their 450 minutes of premier league time together
ripe yacht
Sancho on the right would've been so good for hojlund bruh
mental elk
Unfortunately Sancho is a petulant brat
if only it was knowledge known by many clubs that he has an effort problem
If only
ripe yacht
Bro would rather play fifa all day and watch his team get battered, while getting 350k per week
mental elk
I mean tbf I'm sure most people would
The key trick is to not pay players 350k before they play for you
ripe yacht
Tbf he was insane before joining united
rustic ore
https://fxtwitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1739747606622875660 @smoky fable your fav punching bag is gone
https://fxtwitter.com/RapSheet/status/1739743197721452747 @simple seal sorry man 
🫂
mental elk
Lmao
ripe yacht
GARNACHOOOOOO
mental elk
United only show up when Ten Hags job is at stake
ripe yacht
SAVED TEN SHAGS BY HIMSELF
sweet tree
there was a deflection
but united have been going at it lately
good reaction after going 2-0 down
lol villa got close again
slim nacelle
They tied fml
sweet tree
💀
sweet tree
Evans made the save
fluid moat
Was that Diego Carlos again
mental elk
I don't even know what to feel anymore
ripe yacht
All I need is a hojlund goal and we back
mental elk
what team do you support wood
I support Swansea but I grew up in a Manchester United household
mental elk
Yes
thorn hornet
This is strictly a Cardiff server 
dim ledge
I remember the days of Willy Boly at Swansea
thorn hornet
Do you remember Michu tho?
mental elk
I said "I don't know what to feel" because I know this united side will drop an absolute stinker in 3 days time and the cycle will begin anew
Those were the days
ripe yacht
I said "I don't know what to feel" because I know this united side will drop an ...
Watch us get battered by elanga 😹
thorn hornet
Oh shit I forgot I had to support United for this game
I forgot that Villa are in title race
ripe yacht
why tf is mctominay coming on
sweet tree
a draw is probably good enough for yall
fluid moat
Another Rashford stinker
slim nacelle
hes not gonna score
Get that man on the field asap
thorn hornet
No, push further
ripe yacht
Another Rashford stinker
He's been good today
thorn hornet
I need Everton to help me tomorrow
mental elk
Another Rashford stinker
Rashfords actually been not bad tonight tbf to him
Man's been actually running
ripe yacht
ETH needs to stop this mctominay haram ball, I'm tired ffs
fluid moat
I didn’t think he was good at all what
ripe yacht
He's created the most chances tbf
thorn hornet
He would score more than Hojlund if he moved him up top
mental elk
I mean I didn't say he was good persay just
"Not bad"
He hasn't dropped a stinker for once
ripe yacht
Bro took off maino for what
fluid moat
Not like Antony would be any better i guess
sweet tree
HOJLUND
mental elk
If anyones dropped a stinker tonight it's gonna be someone from villas defense
ripe yacht
HOJLUND AHHH
thorn hornet
2 minutes after slandering him
sweet tree
vs Villa as well
ripe yacht
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
fluid moat
THE MIRACLE IS HERE
ripe yacht
Onana came all the way to celebrate lmal
thorn hornet
wow what a comeback
Deserved, Villa have been awful the 2nd half
mental elk
Oh my god he actually scored it's a fucking Christmas miracle lmaooo
thorn hornet
Emery moment
burnt cedar
WAITING ON A MIRACLE TO COMEEEE
thorn hornet
I knew they were going to decline soon
thorn hornet
ripe yacht
Alright now we just gotta not concede
thorn hornet
Ah, why do I even bother
fluid moat
Just like that Ten Hag’s job is saved
thorn hornet
He lives to fight another day
fluid moat
Next game 2-0 Nottingham Forrest
thorn hornet
I need United to hold on
ripe yacht
9 minutes ffs
celest zephyr
( Ten hag loses a load of games > People start to question him > they score a late winner > He keeps his job >) and the cycle repeats
sweet tree
he had like 0 goals in like 3 xg, he didn't really get the service
celest zephyr
sweet tree
and he's scored for them in the UCL, just wasn't doing it in the prem
thorn hornet
Eddie in Carabao Cup vibes
ripe yacht
7 academy players played today 😮💨
thorn hornet
And some played better than seniors
ripe yacht
They show more heart than mfers that get payed 200k+ per week lol
noble fractal
heard that MUN isn't getting humiliated today
sweet tree
nice game
ripe yacht
Ten hag finally kept the record going 🙌🏾
sweet tree
Ten hag finally kept the record going 🙌🏾
crazy stat
mental elk
crazy stat
clearly they run better on a diet of a christmas dinner
therefore every month they must consume 1 christmas dinner to keep the energy going
robust grotto
https://vxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/1739763927637000388?t=gXS16WiwyT69CBRriY...
No waaaaay !!!
Bro they were down 2-0 when I last saw lmao
Damn. Good for them. Probably would’ve been better with Villa winning but whatever
smoky fable
https://vxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/1739763927637000388?t=gXS16WiwyT69CBRriY...
Like him a lot
dim ledge
@proud coyote @celest zephyr
https://vxtwitter.com/NinersNation/status/1739633984303206454?t=MyUrothkDalyd-F7i4NEfA&s=19
Y'all prob saw already but
Really such a weird decision not to get any OL during the draft and it's severely bitten us in the ass
Also this, could mean Armstead injury is nasty
celest zephyr
That’s why I don’t hate not doing it this year
The o line clearly ain’t it
Especially in pass blocking
Plus purdy is banged up
And really dude could use a year to learn how to get around an elite defense like the browns or ravens
robust grotto
dim kettle
https://fxtwitter.com/byrobertmurray/status/1739807917438910663?s=46
Mid to fucking mid
This organization is not serious at all
desert palm
Mid is an overstatement
The guy can’t frame for poop
If there’s any like full on White Sox fans here, I am so sorry for you
dim kettle
The guy can’t frame for poop
You wanna see something funny?
https://fixupx.com/jonheyman/status/1739808622652346579?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA
“Improve”
desert palm
Improve bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
dim kettle
Literally every year with the Sox for me
desert palm
why did you on God’s green earth did you Pick the rays and White Sox?! it’s like you’re trying to give yourself depression
dim kettle
Rays was obvious. I lived in that area. White Sox I question to this fucking day lol
honest umbra
You wanna see something funny?
https://fixupx.com/jonheyman/status/173980862265...
aren’t Astros fans more happy about this?
short flame
desert palm
aren’t Astros fans more happy about this?
Of course they are
At the 2023 season, he was a liability for the Astros
Full on Adorableness
short flame
https://fxtwitter.com/jaystoucannon/status/1739813350442512437?s=46
<@467950038...
It looks so sad to have to wear that
dim ledge
https://fxtwitter.com/jaystoucannon/status/1739813350442512437?s=46
<@467950038...
Animal abuse
celest zephyr
It’s animal abuse to be a sharks fan
Oh man that’s just suffering
Or a leafs fan
I pity any kid who grows up being a leafs fan
And then realizes oh shit this team can’t win a ring
Or find any consistency
Beyond either being shit or having a bad playoff loss
dim kettle
torn gale
https://fixupx.com/jomboymedia/status/1739838165731496134?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8X...
Used to pray for times like these
haughty moss
Free Cade
desert palm
LolPistons
dawn tapir
Pistons
haughty moss
haughty moss
Used to pray for times like these
Lmbo why are u praying for this
silver garden
any broncos fans 💔
haughty moss
yea we got one
celest zephyr
Broncos country lets die
haughty moss
silver garden
lets ride ig
dim kettle
weak gull
STOP SAYING FREE PISTONS PLAYERS
WE WILL BE EVEN MORE ASS
@haughty moss @versed forge
TRYNA KILL US
weak gull
Lmbo why are u praying for this
Nets fan
short flame
https://tenor.com/view/nobody-cares-nobody-cares-we-dont-care-i-dont-care-gif-22...
Stephen A Smith
robust grotto
https://fixupx.com/jomboymedia/status/1739838165731496134?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8X...
My god
weak gull
They won’t be good til they have a front office on the same page. And for as hot as weaver started, it’s sad to see him fail
Nobody in there has the same vision. All the way down to HC. Sad
celest zephyr
27 straight losses for the Pistons
robust grotto
That is sad
sweet tree
quite impressive for solanke tbh
scoring 12 for bournemouth and only 1 of them is a pen
hollow wind
short flame
scoring 12 for bournemouth and only 1 of them is a pen
They’ve only been awarded a pen all season 
. That’s some impressive feat yeah
celest zephyr
WE WILL BE EVEN MORE ASS
The first 0-82 season in nba history next season
Tank of all tanks
calm mulch
honest umbra
Free Cade
calm mulch
celest zephyr
Do i have to have a 50 point triple double just for us to win?
calm mulch
Do i have to have a 50 point triple double just for us to win?
"Father, i cannot be saved through the trials you set out for me, get me out of this city"
Cade is literally the only playable dude at all times
the closest one is Bogdan and he is either decent from 3 or net negative
Marvin Bagley and James Wiseman are a carbon copy of each other
meaning they both suck and are fundamentally broken big men
with that you are left with Ausar Thompson, who is non existant on offence but you HAVE to play with him because he is the only defensive player on the team (guard btw)
desert palm
mental elk
if hes not lying thats funny
steel mason
Mbappe will never leave PSG💀
desert palm
@rustic mountain @celest zephyr I have a Belated Xmas gift for both of you……
short flame
desert palm
<@420202273885519872> <@456226577798135808> I have a Belated Xmas gift for both ...
I think both of you will like it A LOT.
Because the Present is That the Blue Jays signed someone
@rustic mountain @celest zephyr
https://fxtwitter.com/byrobertmurray/status/1740043824494420001?s=46
ENJOY!!!!!!!
rustic mountain
I knew we were gonna sign him or trade for that reds infielder
Atkins really just grasping at straws
desert palm
<@420202273885519872> <@456226577798135808>
https://fxtwitter.com/byrobertmur...
@dim kettle did you see what our division rival just did?
dim kettle
I know you got a Dodgers Ohtani jersey this past Christmas
rustic mountain
rustic mountain
Yeah yeah yeah yuck it up now
I'll be waiting for when the Astros bounce your yanks in the alds
And Juan Soto complains that he wore the wrong deodorant and the astros fans were mean
celest zephyr
Yeah yeah yeah yuck it up now
I can’t wait for joe judge to strike out in the final game of the alds
celest zephyr
<@420202273885519872> <@456226577798135808>
https://fxtwitter.com/byrobertmur...
Honestly i don’t hate it
Beats no one
robust grotto
Finland now 0-2 and still have to play Sweden. Not the same Finnish side from the last decade
short flame
Finland now 0-2 and still have to play Sweden. Not the same Finnish side from t...
Not the same team anymore
They don’t have ukko pekka anymore
celest zephyr
https://vxtwitter.com/tsn_sports/status/1740041290505666701?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzV...
Finland in the mud lovely
Also I hate tourneys around Christmas/ new years
Can’t people just enjoy the holidays with their families smh
short flame
I refuse to watch sports between the. 16th and 5th
celest zephyr
That’s a long ass time
short flame
That’s a long ass time
Yeah but it’s Christmas time
celest zephyr
lol my exams can go until the 22nd
Idk I don’t see it as Christmas time until exams are over
Granted I’ve been camping like a potato since the 12th
short flame
lol my exams can go until the 22nd
I had an exam on the 22 as well
celest zephyr
Dang
short flame
Hated it
celest zephyr
Yeah tbf cant watch games during exams anyways for me at least
dim kettle
short flame
Yeah tbf cant watch games during exams anyways for me at least
I have to make an effort not to watch any
But they shouldn’t allow exams after the. 16th
We’re already celebrating in Colombian culture
short flame
Getting together every night between the 16 and 22 and then having an exam is criminal
celest zephyr
Yeah that’s rough
Idk why exams are that late either
Tbh end of December is pretty much a waste of time
Hardly learn shit anyways
Profs just mailed it in at the end
Beyond a project really didn’t have shit
robust grotto
celest zephyr
From the Yankees discord server
Tbf considering they had Manoah this season it’s hard to find worse
celest zephyr
https://vxtwitter.com/adamschefter/status/1740055101010592088?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5u...
242 million dollar player
dim kettle
https://vxtwitter.com/adamschefter/status/1740055101010592088?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5u...
How don’t you fire the GM after this?
short flame
Then exams on the 14 18 19 and 22
celest zephyr
Dang and still exams until the 22nd that’s fucked
My classes ended like the 4th or 5th
short flame
They’re supposed to go until the 5th
But teachers give those periods to ask questions
short flame
Yeah I stayed home those few days
celest zephyr
Hardly had classes this semester so just exams on the 10th and 12th
Going to have at least one more next semester though
robust grotto
242 million dollar player
short flame
This semester was rough and I know next one is worse so maybe I’ll remove a few
fleet orbit
https://vxtwitter.com/adamschefter/status/1740055101010592088?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5u...
The broncos fall from grace after manning has still lasted
rustic mountain
Tbf considering they had Manoah this season it’s hard to find worse
If Manoah wouldn't have shat his pants we would have had arguably one of the best starting 5 in baseball. Dude singlehandedly made us play with our left hand and we still did well
lyric rune
Embeds no work <:UsoppGrief:934036033098625024>
U will have to reach level 10
narrow zodiac
Damn who deranked me
rustic ore
https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1740073905686032655
vxtwitter
rustic ore
narrow zodiac
Oh I only ever done that with images lol
I thought non images worked automatically
But yea anyways. Dog bite is insane
rustic ore
Thanks for somehow making Twitter worse than it already was Elon 🙂
rustic ore
https://vxtwitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1740073905686032655
Heart breaking shit like this, innocent person gets mauled because of (presumably) someone else's negligence
Now a dog is likely gonna get put down
narrow zodiac
Feels bad. Wish him a speedy recovery
celest zephyr
Heart breaking shit like this, innocent person gets mauled because of (presumabl...
Honestly sometimes dealing with dogs can just be inexperience especially with younger dogs and/or ones with problems
Some are just a handful
rustic ore
True but I always assume the worse if a dog is biting hard enough to break skin
celest zephyr
Dogs bite hard even at a young age
Maybe a young puppy not as much but after months it’s a bit different
celest zephyr
https://vxtwitter.com/mattschneidman/status/1739046338229072350
Lafleur has lost it
I’ll say this: as much as players are responsible for being accountable if your team doesn’t show up properly through pretty much an entire season it’s on the coach
short flame
Dogs bite hard even at a young age
If you try to harm them maybe. But a lot of dogs just bite to play and they won’t injure you, you just gotta teach them
celest zephyr
They are the one with the big picture and can really see what’s going on
celest zephyr
If you try to harm them maybe. But a lot of dogs just bite to play and they won’...
Yeah I agree
Shit takes time unfortunately
short flame
Shit takes time unfortunately
Yeah and you gotta know what you’re doing
celest zephyr
Yep which is tbh why people should find a trainer or at least go to sessions right away
If they haven’t had a dog before
short flame
You also have to check the behavioural patterns of the breed
short flame
https://vxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/1740098847756750861?t=9u6rheh6Uq4MxaLOuB...
Poor defending
sweet tree
that one guy slipped tbh but yeah mudryk was hella unmarked lol
short flame
What was lerma doing
celest zephyr
https://vxtwitter.com/mattschneidman/status/1739046338229072350
And he got suspended
Fully deserved
Acted like a diva
slow violet
https://tenor.com/view/broncos-country-lets-ride-russell-gif-26441847
Lets Ride The Bench
smoky fable
Crystal palace equalized
gray jetty
https://fixupx.com/jomboymedia/status/1739838165731496134?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8X...
Pistons out here still breaking records 
thorn hornet
@hasty basin you told me that Chelsea's next fixtures were easy
gray jetty
Cade really still thinks this team can be saved
celest zephyr
Huh partial buy in into man united
Hopefully there are more owners soon
Gotta see if ratcliffe overdrawing sporting operations helps
rustic ore
No way he stays at the end of the season
I’m just so confused how they can pull off moving him though I’ve heard there is a way
Cause it doesn’t matter how bad he is no one is going to take a 80+ mil dead cap hit on the chin for a player who isn’t there
weak gull
Yeah they not moving on from him. Sorry
It’s just not happening. He will be in Denver next season and the one after minimum
dim ledge
Rayyy is happy to hear that
sweet tree
Sam Dyche ball
modest totem
Instagram
Idk how many times I have to tell you people that Josh Allen is America's sweetheart
modest totem
https://vxtwitter.com/adamschefter/status/1740055101010592088?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5u...
Oh shit 😲
celest zephyr
Man City downfall continues
thorn hornet
HARRISON
rustic mountain
Idk how many times I have to tell you people that Josh Allen is America's sweeth...
sweet tree
why's arsenal and west ham on a random Thursday
thorn hornet
Boxing day got moved
sweet tree
should've just had the games on for today
thorn hornet
Was suppose to be on 26th
sweet tree
miss when all the boxing day games were on 1 day
was a good tradition and they ruined it
sweet tree
idk, they be like this to start off the season
gonna wait and see how they perfom in January
honest umbra
but this is diff
they look out of sorts
also Everton without 10 pt deficit would be 8th rn 👀
sweet tree
could also just be fatigue from winning a lot, idk season is long so a lot of teams will have their slumps
thorn hornet
Rodri asking for a foul too lol😭
sweet tree
it's really how you finish off & city are just capable of going on for long streaks of Ws
thorn hornet
Awful, awful
Not everyday you see Rodri lose the ball and dive in his own box
Fucking McNeil is playing like Figo
thorn hornet
it's really how you finish off & city are just capable of going on for long stre...
Reason is KDB, one man team
broken ledge
Dyche ball 
smoky fable
Gundogan was good too
honest umbra
Gundogan was good too
He’s been ok for us
dim ledge
That FFP reduction gon hit like Ali
short flame
Dyche ball <:AkainuSweat:586408945137090571>
desert palm
@rustic mountain @celest zephyr @glossy aurora @robust grotto
I wanted to mention this the other day, but I kind of forgot. I am going to be doing a psychological development presentation on R.A. DICKEY today! Wish me luck!
sweet tree
damn foden
short flame
chelsea 2-1 from pen
Finally another team than Bournemouth scored a pen
rustic mountain
sweet tree
that might be a pen
thorn hornet
Ah ffs
sweet tree
yeah think it is
slim nacelle
He really the goat forreal
celest zephyr
Big Sean isn't showing up today
sweet tree
Andre Gomes still plays????
ye
thorn hornet
Yeah he's off
sweet tree
hes not that old
thorn hornet
He's like 30
sweet tree
he's 30
celest zephyr
hes not that old
He plays like it 😭
celest zephyr
You would too if Son snapped you like a twig
Fair
sweet tree
I still remember that nasty injury he got a couple years back
short flame
He plays like it 😭
He has the physique of a 50 years old
celest zephyr
He has the physique of a 50 years old
He looks like he's been working on the building site for 40 years
thorn hornet
Looks like an Turkish fisherman
thorn hornet
T-rex arms
Collins has been fucking terrible, holy shit
I just saw Brentfords goals and he's like at fault for 3 goals
celest zephyr
Brentford have been doing well and playing shit at the same time this season
thorn hornet
He's gave the ball away twice, and he was out of the position for the 3rd
Brentford are in relegation battle
7 games, 6 losses 1 win
No Mbeumo, they are losing Wissa soon too, Toney is suspended
Their only attacking options are Damsgaard, Schade and Neil Maupay
sweet tree
No Mbeumo, they are losing Wissa soon too, Toney is suspended
he'll be back next month
thorn hornet
Hopefully in our colours
sweet tree
nah I was just joking
thorn hornet
He's not THAAAAT bad
sweet tree
yall probably should get a ST
thorn hornet
But
short flame
This one was fun @hasty basin
thorn hornet
When you compare him to Jesus, yes both can't finish, but Jesus's link up play suits us better
thorn hornet
This one was fun <@467975452989063168>
I swear we're getting too many Portugese league ones
Everyday it's either ||Benfica,Porto or Sporting||
glossy aurora
<@420202273885519872> <@456226577798135808> <@151879286297591808> <@615262274419...
cy young winner. Best knuckerball in the 21st century
short flame
Everyday it's either ||Benfica,Porto or Sporting||
Yeah and always the same 3
I want some portimonense grid
Would be fun that the hard category went full
thorn hornet
Fucking City
thorn hornet
Now it’s become just remembering patterns
Yeah
short flame
Who scored?
thorn hornet
For me it's always ||Enzo,Acuna and Marchesin||
slim nacelle
Let’s goo
short flame
For me it's always ||Enzo,Acuna and Marchesin||
I go Enzo marchesin and battaglia. I don’t even remember which played where I test the 3 until I get it right
I know the basket one has stats as well
That would be fun
dim ledge
Got my hopes up for nothing
You aren't deadass lmfao
You had hope EVERTON would hold out?
😭
short flame
You had hope EVERTON would hold out?
They’ve done it plenty of times before
thorn hornet
Which player?
Bernardo
thorn hornet
You had hope EVERTON would hold out?
Yeah
Dyche has my full support against title contenders
dim ledge
They’ve done it plenty of times before
Show me the amount of times they have against city
Please and thanks
sacred agate
short flame
Show me the amount of times they have against city
They’ve not done it against city but dyche is the guy you want if you want to hold on to a lead with a small club
dim ledge
They’ve not done it against city but dyche is the guy you want if you want to ho...
Then your answer is irrelevant
Thanks for playing
smoky fable
Damn
mental elk
You had hope EVERTON would hold out?
Everton under Dyche have pulled stranger results
dim ledge
Yeah I don't think they have, sorry
dim ledge
Because he's a horrid manager
mental elk
Yeah I don't think they have, sorry
they beat Arsenal when they were far and away with the title lead and Dyche had literally just been appointed. Honestly stranger than drawing with a stumbling City at home (which they did last season even before Dyche was appointed iirc)
sweet tree
emery also had a pretty bad record vs pep tbh
lyric rune
i think only Klopp can have an ok record vs pep
mental elk
i think only Klopp can have an ok record vs pep
Jose
sweet tree
klopp has a good record against pep in the prem, tho I think overall pep is better due to their bundesliga rivalry
sweet tree
but bayern tax
lyric rune
bayern tax is mad
dim ledge
they beat Arsenal when they were far and away with the title lead and Dyche had ...
During a February where that same arsenal drew at home to Brentford and got rolled over by city at home when they were severely injured? Bit of a reach
lyric rune
and i honestly dont care about when klopp in dortmund tbh
like lets count from both joining the prem league teams
lyric rune
damn
sweet tree
tho emery is much better than dyche
dim ledge
Yeah because Emery is a tactician
lyric rune
thats similar to arteta
dim ledge
Dyche is just Brexit ball personified
sweet tree
yeah that's true
lyric rune
but emery ball cant work at times
dim ledge
Neither does Klopp or Pep ball
lyric rune
it doesnt work well against low blocks
lyric rune
Neither does Klopp or Pep ball
fair enough
dim ledge
Yep. Everyone has a weakness
sweet tree
Xavi has never lost to Pep btw
dim ledge
Laughable to think this Everton side would beat city though
lyric rune
only thing that i feel that city wont win this szn
sweet tree
I wonder if theres anyone with a positive record against pep
lyric rune
is massive injuries
sweet tree
maybe Zidane?
dim ledge
I know Klopp is close
dim ledge
It's like 60/40 or something like that in favour of pep, and I think that includes Bayern v Dortmund matches
sweet tree
okay Klopp does have a positive record against Pep
12 wins for klopp, 11 wins for Pep
lyric rune
tbh if FSG is willing to invest half of what City has done so far, klopp would have outperformed pep easily
we dont have oil money like them lol
sweet tree
6 draws
dim ledge
I'll wake up and be prime minister of Greece before that happens lol
lyric rune
thats a lot of draws
sweet tree
Mourinho has 7 wins vs Pep and 12 losses
lyric rune
actually yeah i dont think mou has good records against pep
dim ledge
Especially w Jota back
lyric rune
With their current form
oh u liverpool fan too?
dim ledge
oh u liverpool fan too?
I'm shocked you don't recognise me..
lyric rune
dim ledge
Aqua ...
lyric rune
i am new here btw
dim ledge
Mhm
lyric rune
i joined the server long ago but rarely talk here
dim ledge
i joined the server long ago but rarely talk here
You see me all the time in match chat in the Liverpool server
I mod there too
sweet tree
how big is the server
lyric rune
You see me all the time in match chat in the Liverpool server
oh u are the greek scouser? lmao
dim ledge
oh u are the greek scouser? lmao
Dat me
lyric rune
lol
short flame
Conte has a positive record
4 wins 3 losses
Thomas Frank and Luis Enrique have 2-2
dim ledge
I'm shocked conte wasn't given time
lyric rune
i think u need to take into account the total games as well
dim ledge
how big is the server
14k
lyric rune
Btw I think we beat Newcastle
yeah I think so
newcastle has been stricken with injury issues
5 starters are out
incling pope
short flame
I'm shocked conte wasn't given time
It’s spurs
dim ledge
That, and Howe (while good) doesn't have his sea legs yet
lyric rune
real lol
short flame
These guys as well are either tied or unbeaten against pep but it’s only 1-2 matches
lyric rune
newcastle away records are really bad
dim ledge
These guys as well are either tied or unbeaten against pep but it’s only 1-2 mat...
To be fair
mental elk
During a February where that same arsenal drew at home to Brentford and got roll...
Aye but going into that game, Arsenal had only 1 loss in the league. Hell it was off the backs of wins against Man U and Spurs, and they were on an unbeaten streak of 13 premier league games. Compared to Everton, who were 0/2/6 going into that game, with a run ragged squad and a brand new manager who had only been there for less than a week.
It was certainly an unexpected result (probably the beginning of Arsenals choke) and compared to this game? Def stranger
dim ledge
Spurs are City's bogey team
short flame
Spurs are City's bogey team
That’s kind of sad
sweet tree
These guys as well are either tied or unbeaten against pep but it’s only 1-2 mat...
yeah just a limited amount of games, I don't really count those
those one offs can happen
mental elk
That’s kind of sad
They have been since that Champions League 4-4 Var fueled knockout match tbh
dim ledge
Aye but going into that game, Arsenal had only 1 loss in the league. Hell it was...
I'd say our game was the beginning our their stumble. Plus, goes into the concept of Arteta too. Arteta is decent but also someone who lacks his "sea legs", and playing against Dycheball is difficult for a manager like that. I don't think that's as impressive as a win against city would've been but guess that's an opinion matter
sweet tree
even Moyes has a win against Pep