Well I can’t lie even as someone who likes dodgers I just have a feeling we’re gonna choke again
#sports
full sonnet
desert palm
Let’s stop trying to act like Tommy DeVito is he’s probably not
dim kettle
Dude knows how much people overreact. Just being real with the media.
hasty mesa
Brock Purdy is making a case but he has a long way to go
Let’s start with winning a ring
desert palm
Brock Purdy is making a case but he has a long way to go
At the moment that case is looking really good
hasty mesa
One ring
desert palm
lol
hasty mesa
At the moment that case is looking really good
I’ll say it’ll look really good at 2 rings lol
Brady is such a level beyond
desert palm
Outside Saquon Barkley, I would say the Cinderella story of Brock Purdy is what makes me like him the most as my favorite player
torn gale
That’s my GOAT 
desert palm
Then, would be Joe Burrow, because he is a smash brothers player, and he mains Ness
hasty mesa
Dude knows how much people overreact. Just being real with the media.
Daboll has been handling Tommy well
If anything these wins should show you how good a coach Daboll is
desert palm
I just realized the time I have an engagement party to go to and like I’m still not even close to ready bruuuuh
I was schmoozing about sports with you guys too much
dim kettle
Purdy was putting numbers last year. Devito had a whopping 158 yards and one TD last night. Like if the media and fans are comparing, it's comical.
desert palm
Ooof
hasty mesa
Purdy was putting numbers last year. Devito had a whopping 158 yards and one TD ...
Most impressive thing to me was game winning drive
And pocket awareness
I like that in my QB
dim kettle
Let's just be real, this is the same script as Mike White was for the Jets last year. NY fans overreacting because the option they have now has been playing better than a Zach Wilson or a Daniel Jones.
desert palm
@hasty mesa yes, I firmly believe that Brock Purdy is actually legitimately good and is not just a system QB
rustic mountain
He doesn't need the Brady comparisons
He's just a good qb
And deserves that respect
hasty mesa
He doesn't need the Brady comparisons
People want to go to Brady is the point
dim kettle
Can't even say system QB at this point. Because he's way beyond Jimmy Garbage Pail.
hasty mesa
I’m not invested
rustic mountain
They can go wherever they want
desert palm
I don’t know why some people say that when he has a 10-3 record with insane NFL stats, that I don’t understand the comparison to MLB ones lol, and he played all those games significantly better than Jimmy Garoppolo
Who really was true system quarterback
rustic mountain
People are dumb
hasty mesa
The biggest knock on Purdy is that he’s looked real bad without Trent
Otherwise pretty much elite QB play throughout
I can’t stress enough how important it is that the Niners win this year
desert palm
Mr, highly relevant
dim kettle
You know, it applies to everything. If was a mangaka, I wouldn't want to be compared to Oda. You shouldn't just be called the next-whatever. It should be the next you.
hasty mesa
Weaker AFC than normal, everything falling into place on your squad
desert palm
You know, it applies to everything. If was a mangaka, I wouldn't want to be comp...
Sheeeeessh
hasty mesa
Unless CMC tears ACL, Trent messes up hamstring, etc
desert palm
Speaking words of Wisdom
hasty mesa
They need to win the SB
rustic mountain
The biggest knock on Purdy is that he’s looked real bad without Trent
I hate that this is a knock
Because literally most qbs are gonna look like garbage without a good line
Brady looked absolutely immortal without a halfway decent line
Sorry not immortal
Mortal
Fucking phone
dim kettle
The biggest thing that's stopping me from joining the Purdy bandwagon is the dude hasn't shown anything to me yet that he can play good ball in big moments late in games.
dim kettle
That Vikings game.
rustic mountain
What a regular season game against the vikings??
dim kettle
He had a chance to win the game for them
rustic mountain
So until otherwise he's what not worth a damn?
dim kettle
Not at all. Just because I'm not on the bandwagon, doesn't mean I'm hating.
rustic mountain
Hm
dim kettle
But it's something I want to see.
rustic mountain
Okay so let's say the niners ride easy to a sb win
Think the 2013 Seahawks
Does that mean no opinion can be formed
Because by that metric Aaron Rodgers shouldn't sniff the hall of fame
dim kettle
A-Rod has shown time after time he can win big games late. Dude literally threw a miracle to Cook against the Boys in 2016
rustic mountain
Then couldn't get the job done the next week
dim kettle
Well, even the Pats looked lost for awhile against that Atlanta team
hasty mesa
Are we talking Purdy for HOF? What’s the context here comparing to Rodgers
dim kettle
Nah
dim kettle
He's just saying that Rodgers has had many times where he didn't make the big plays that mattered most.
rustic mountain
I am saying it's weird that Purdy keeps being thrown different goals to jump over
But other qbs seem to just not get that same treatment
hasty mesa
I’d agree Rodgers missed many opportunities in his career
rustic mountain
There always seems to be a yeah but for Purdy and I just fail to understand ehy
Why
hasty mesa
To get the chip
Tbh though I feel like that era of football was filled with QBs that were hard as hell to beat
rustic mountain
Especially when the likes of Trey Lance was on that team and people were saying no no he just hasn't had this chance or this chance
But Purdy is seemingly doubted often
dim kettle
Purdy is just cursed to have the system QB excuses like Brady did. But I'm Purdy, the critics are the critics, but as long as you get praise by your peers, that all that should matter.
fluid moat
desert palm
A-Rod has shown time after time he can win big games late. Dude literally threw ...
Really?!?! I only thought in 2009 he was able to 😏
rustic mountain
I think the system qb thing is real dumb and I think for some weird reason everyone wants to throw some kind of yeah but on to anything Purdy does
fluid moat
There have been a countless amount of these type of images of Ten Hag and it’s only his second season
desert palm
Really?!?! I only thought in 2009 he was able to 😏
#ARODnotarealYankee
desert palm
https://vxtwitter.com/nfloncbs/status/1734582004773970059?s=46
Stoooooop Twitter folks pls
I don’t think it’s a good idea to get too excited
rustic mountain
I do
desert palm
We’ve been burnt before
desert palm
Pass on qbs in the draft
We are not even in the same division
You guys are with the other half of MetLife
rustic mountain
Yall stopped 2 of my sbs and one of them was a perfect season
desert palm
Yall stopped 2 of my sbs and one of them was a perfect season
Oh, in the 90s
desert palm
Your Patriots fan
rustic mountain
Yes
rustic mountain
I was 4 years old and I liked their colors
hasty mesa
I’ll say this
rustic mountain
Not every sports team has to have the most meaningful connection I guess
desert palm
I was 4 years old and I liked their colors
I thought you honestly a bills fan that is what I was referring to
hasty mesa
Then we’ll talk about Tommy Cutlets being the future
desert palm
Yes I agree
rustic mountain
I thought you honestly a bills fan that is what I was referring to
desert palm
https://tenor.com/view/slap-face-gif-18202319
I don’t wanna hear this dude it’s like the common trope
Blue Jays, Raptors, whatever city you live near in Canada for NHL, and like the bills
torn gale
At the least, if Tommy doesn’t crap the bed badly for the rest of the year he will be a pretty good backup for us
Gotta show this isn’t some lin sanity run
rustic mountain
Blue Jays, Raptors, whatever city you live near in Canada for NHL, and like the ...
100% a common trope
But
The Pats are the one team to stick around
If Canada had an nfl team
I'd like them
torn gale
Sure are glad you didn’t pick the bills huh
desert palm
Do you know when the Giants played a game against the “commanders” back in 86 in the former stadium of the Giants. there was so much cheering going on, but not because of the game that was being played but because of everyone listening in on the radio to hear that the Red Sox lost against the Mets.
rustic mountain
You wanna know the weird thing? As a like 4 year old I remember liking the Yankees because their logo had a hat on a bat.
short flame
You wanna know the weird thing? As a like 4 year old I remember liking the Yanke...
A bat on a bat is cool, a NY with nothing else is bad. Glad you stayed away
short flame
If Canada had an nfl team
The country or Matt
robust grotto
https://vxtwitter.com/nfloncbs/status/1734582004773970059?s=46
Brock Purdy in shambles
dim ledge
So it begins @rustic ore
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/tommy-devitos-agent-no-doubt-giants-long-term-quarterback
No idea btw but @proud coyote
https://vxtwitter.com/JonHeyman/status/1734713898849259910?t=9XnqaR8XIlWwyjk7GPjX8g&s=19
proud coyote
Wow
I’m actually scared about him
Wasn’t too high lol
He struggles against higher velocity
Hopefully he can adjust
proud coyote
NOT A GOOD ABBREVIATION
torn gale
https://vxtwitter.com/scott7news/status/1734691672834048465?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzV...
Leave as in permanently?
robust grotto
Leave as in permanently?
They’re gonna build a new arena
So still in the area but no longer in DC proper. They’ll go Virginia
torn gale
But why…
robust grotto
Not even probably, definitely
Cheaper to find land and likely cheaper property taxes too
short flame
So still in the area but no longer in DC proper. They’ll go Virginia
Virginia capitals sounds wrong
robust grotto
Virginia capitals sounds wrong
It’s still Washington don’t worry
short flame
It’s still Washington don’t worry
So you can use the name and not be in the city?
robust grotto
It’s not a big deal
robust grotto
So you can use the name and not be in the city?
Oh yeah absolutely, many teams do
short flame
Oh yeah absolutely, many teams do
I’ll make an offer to Gary then
short flame
He can keep the name Arizona coyotes
sweet tree
Commanders will probably build their next stadium here in NoVA as well
short flame
But move them to Quebec City
robust grotto
You hate the coyotes hahahaha
sweet tree
I can possibly see it
robust grotto
Commanders will probably build their next stadium here in NoVA as well
Oh actually great point
They’re due.. like really over due
short flame
Commanders will probably build their next stadium here in NoVA as well
Nova Scotia v
sweet tree
Northern VA
robust grotto
Nova = northern Virginia
short flame
Northern Virginia?
short flame
Nova = northern Virginia
Oh in Canada it’s a province
robust grotto
VA is the short for Virginia
short flame
Home of Crosby
And soon the Halifax whales when the nhl expands to 40 teams
robust grotto
And soon the Halifax whales when the nhl expands to 40 teams
No Halifax Mooseheads ?
MacKinnon and Hischier team
rustic ore
https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=5jdO8av9d8yjpKS7&v=QgXj0NGTub0&feature=youtu.be @rustic mountain @haughty moss I’ll believe it when I see it
haughty moss
short flame
No Halifax Mooseheads ?
But isn’t that a team that already exists? The new nhl team will be part of the expansion. Also if they’re the whales they can use our favourite whale shark as their mascot
robust grotto
But isn’t that a team that already exists? The new nhl team will be part of the ...
Oh yes, I see what you mean. I apologize
robust grotto
rustic mountain
https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=5jdO8av9d8yjpKS7&v=QgXj0NGTub0&feature=youtu.be <...
A man can hope
dim ledge
I think the system qb thing is real dumb and I think for some weird reason every...
You know the exact reason as do I lol
dim kettle
https://vxtwitter.com/jjones9/status/1734682576978395398?t=_pEmFv8jTHqYgqFPwuIpH...
BEARS FOOTBALL!! being sent to Brazil,
hasty mesa
This is nuts
hasty mesa
Bill Belichek coaching the Chargers….
slate lance
Patriots now fully cooked LFG
torn gale
The two qb era is over for the patriots
Sad day
At least it wasn’t purposeful like with Matt rhule
slate lance
Now we just need Diggs to leave the bills so the East can be free
Actually jets probably gonna win it next year anyways then we get the Rodgers choke
torn gale
Jets will not be winning anything next year unless their oline makes major improvements
And maybe a reliable backup
fleet orbit
Actually jets probably gonna win it next year anyways then we get the Rodgers ch...
No guarantee Rodgers will fully recover from the Achilles
hasty mesa
Jets can draft a solid lineman in the first
slate lance
Good so Brock can be on another team
sweet tree
weak gull
Ehh Rodgers will live
They don’t wanna accept the inevitable
Rodgers easily puts the jets in yoffs
torn gale
I wonder what goes on for the bills in the off season
smoky fable
All depends on how the season plays out
rustic mountain
https://vxtwitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1734715956612538735?s=46&t=PT8VB8H-K...
Buc said something to this affect. Buc also said he will believe it when he sees it
I say this shoulda happened weeks ago
But if it does happen, please don't just hire Jerod Mayo and call it a day
smoky fable
But if it does happen, please don't just hire Jerod Mayo and call it a day
Dan Quinn with an OC from the Shanahan system maybe?
He’s a good defensive coach and has shown to have connections
Doesn’t always have to be an offensive coach
celest zephyr
Oh yeah absolutely, many teams do
As long as it’s the same metro area it’s fine for me
Like there’s no closer big team
If the chargers played in San Diego still I wouldn’t have the same tune
Cuz San Diego isn’t far from Santa Clara
rustic mountain
Dan Quinn with an OC from the Shanahan system maybe?
I'd rather a straight offensive minded coach
rustic mountain
I had a defensive mastermind, the dude who literally has a playbook in the hall of fame for stopping the k gun offense
I would like a change
I also want an ACTUAL gm
weak gull
I'd rather a straight offensive minded coach
What offensive mind out there deserves a HC gig tho
short flame
I had a defensive mastermind, the dude who literally has a playbook in the hall ...
I’d take a defensive mastermind without hesitation
smoky fable
What offensive mind out there deserves a HC gig tho
OC Ben Johnson?
weak gull
Ben’s made it clear what he’s gonna want imo
smoky fable
But chargers and bills might be more attractive
smoky fable
Ben’s made it clear what he’s gonna want imo
Does he want an established qb or rookie. Don’t know that aspect
weak gull
Don’t get me wrong, things change but he wants an established guy I’m sure
He turned down the panthers job and stopped interviewing with the Texans
weak gull
Does he want an established qb or rookie. Don’t know that aspect
Most here lean heavily still wants an established guy. But like I said, never know what may change fr
I think he’d work wonders for Herbert though
hasty mesa
I think Washington is the most attractive HC job
Great picks, cap space, and a decent foundation of players
With new ownership
Second most attractive would be Chargers
Get a guy to try to fully utilize Herbert and the talent over there
Falcons if they toss Smith is also a good place
Lots of talent
I think the NFL looks REAL different next year
Huge transition year
celest zephyr
It looks really different this year and the past few years
The south in both is completely flipped from where it was years before
Afc south used to be mostly colts and titans the past few years
Now the jaguars and Texans are on the upswing
Nfc south is mid af but when Brees and Ryan were cooking it was those two
Who’d have said bengals top of the north before burrow?
That was all Steelers and ravens
Packers ain’t number 1 in the nfc north
Seattle with Russ and the legion of boom were amazing now they are just meh to decent
Rams have fallen off of a cliff
No one would have called the lions a top 3,4 playoff team before end of last season
weak gull
Who’d have said bengals top of the north before burrow?
That’s actually happened before. Quite a few times tbh
celest zephyr
It has been but not really to the level it has been now for a while
rustic mountain
Andy Dalton and Carson Palmer babyy
weak gull
What’s a while for you?
celest zephyr
I mean they haven’t repeated in shit what forever
weak gull
If you mean repeat then yeah that’s fair
celest zephyr
Lots of Steelers and ravens runs
weak gull
Afc south used to be mostly colts and titans the past few years
Colts got to take advantage of being the most established franchise out of that division
dim kettle
Bengals under Carson Palmer were looking really nice until Palmer's knee just blew up in the 05 playoffs
weak gull
https://fixupx.com/WeissHockeyTalk/status/1734773619979387050?s=20
LMAOOOOOO
short flame
https://fixupx.com/WeissHockeyTalk/status/1734773619979387050?s=20
Nice goal, even nicer jersey
fleet orbit
What are we discussing nfl wise ?
dim ledge
What are we discussing nfl wise ?
on todays menu there was Purdy talk, DeVito talk, and talk about incoming management for NE and WAS and one other team im too lazy to look at
fleet orbit
on todays menu there was Purdy talk, DeVito talk, and talk about incoming manage...
Washington is a constant state of dysfunction and I don’t know what the solution is
They have never done anything significant in my life
dim ledge
have family down there who are fans back from the pre name change days
since the 80s or so
slate lance
This funny
desert palm
@robust grotto I’m at a wedding and they just played the Edwin Diaz walk up song.
I was very surprised because I did not expect it at this type of wedding
dim kettle
<@615262274419949583> I’m at a wedding and they just played the Edwin Diaz walk ...
I hope nobody blew their knee celebrating with such a song.
rustic ore
They have never done anything significant in my life
Well they got rid of their biggest hurdle in Snyder so that’s a big plus
robust grotto
short flame
https://vxtwitter.com/br_openice/status/1734775717919969671?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzV...
Love this
fleet orbit
I fucking hate Draymond green
He’s such a piece of trash
I want to see some nba player knock his lights out
honest umbra
what's wrong with this dude
bros playing the wrong sport
sweet tree
fr
dim ledge
Holy shit
Bomb
@robust grotto @dim kettle
https://vxtwitter.com/StLouisBlues/status/1734802831289299196?t=zDUuk0zbhimD4llcGsLMDQ&s=19
dim kettle
Meanwhile Doug Armstrong get's away scot-free
fathom marsh
draymond is a man child
idk how he gets away w that shit
but jokic gets ejected for literally nothing
short flame
<@615262274419949583> <@211605687136944128>
https://vxtwitter.com/StLouisBlues/...
While Donnie meatballs still has a job
desert palm
Rumor is that glasnow to be traded to the Dodgers
Some people are saying it’s both glasnow and Arozarena
Most rumored reports, however, do not suggest this
torn gale
but jokic gets ejected for literally nothing
Refs are charmin soft this season
I’ve never seen so many double techs this frequently at this point in the season
novel slate
https://vxtwitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1734796486150369579?t=h7Jt6u9WflBYGe...
Draymond developing a punching tendency
robust grotto
<@615262274419949583> <@211605687136944128>
https://vxtwitter.com/StLouisBlues/...
Midnight bomb… STL wild
desert palm
What a timeline that would’ve been
If he was good, he probably would’ve been traded in the Bartolo colon deal that failed miserably
If you decided to take up on the signing bonus and start playing in the minors
The Patriots would’ve not had a back of QB when Bledsoe got severely injured
The Jets would’ve not created their nightmare
desert palm
If he was good, he probably would’ve been traded in the Bartolo colon deal that ...
Meaning, he would’ve been been part of the Indians organization
This is really nice
fleet orbit
and the bulls still got smoked by denver
restive kestrel
bulls fumbled a good team
torn gale
Welcome jets to the giants quadrant
robust grotto
Welcome jets to the giants quadrant
Hell yeah 😍
torn gale
If we don’t fire our oline coach idk what we are doing
We haven’t had a good oline in a long time
robust grotto
Imagine not having your own quadrant lmfao
robust grotto
Fr, we’re just built different
torn gale
I still get flashbacks from watching Eric flowers play
robust grotto
That’s why organizations like Dallas and SF stopped winning chips. No quadrant, no chips 
torn gale
robust grotto
I still can’t believe the giants had to bring back Pugh smh
And it hasn’t been a disaster to be fair
tawdry fox
football>>
fleet orbit
I have never recalled a good giants o line
Eli was just made of titanium plates , how that dude kept going I’ll never know
I love Eli, extremely flawed yet cooked the patriots twice
robust grotto
hasty mesa
Also for context on why this is crazy and not just a meme
The one who should be worried is Daniel Jones
fleet orbit
https://vxtwitter.com/adamschefter/status/1734937757477134490?s=46
Such a weird sentence
hasty mesa
Such a weird sentence
Not really
First Giants rookie to win 3 starts in a row since SB champ Phil Simms
fleet orbit
It’s not Devito , it’s Zach Wilson that’s the weird part
hasty mesa
And first since Eli to have a 100+ passer rating on 20+ passing attempts
hasty mesa
It’s not Devito , it’s Zach Wilson that’s the weird part
Ah
hasty mesa
https://tenor.com/view/hey-wassup-boy-hoodie-wheres-the-freakin-gababool-gif-166...
Do you understand how insane it is for the NY market and media to have this guy
Not just cuz Italian that’s the cherry on top
But having that underdog story of the third string actually looking good
Literally the best we’ve had all year
The city is alive
hasty mesa
Like this doesn’t happen to the NYGiants it’s always other teams
I’m living in the moment
I’ll also very happily take a QB controversy if Tommy causes one
slow violet
Numbahs! forget about the the numbahs kapeesh
rustic ore
Wouldn't so much as be a QB controversy since he's just gonna be the starter the rest of the regular season until NYG inevitably drafts a QB next year
rustic ore
8
rustic ore
That they still have a shot at post season contention now is just 
NFC is just sad man
hasty mesa
Not exactly numbers to write home about
It’s about the intangibles
slow violet
i feel like this year is the closest its ever been for a playoff spot
celest zephyr
https://vxtwitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1734796486150369579?t=h7Jt6u9WflBYGe...
I’m done with this mfer
Like just trade his ass
fleet orbit
That they still have a shot at post season contention now is just <:G5Laugh:1148...
The bears and giants are still alive , somehow
celest zephyr
That they still have a shot at post season contention now is just <:G5Laugh:1148...
How about the fact that the cardinals aren’t eliminated?
slow violet
The bears and giants are still alive , somehow
everyone outside the top 5 is so mid its entertaining
celest zephyr
3-10 lmao
fleet orbit
everyone outside the top 5 is so mid its entertaining
Honestly top 4, the Vikings are mid too
Only non mid are Niners cowboys eagles and lions
steel mason
Broncos being 1 game off the chiefs is crazy
Also how did the lions lose to Justin fields
desert palm
https://vxtwitter.com/ken_rosenthal/status/1734940694471725502?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5...
The question now is will @dim kettle except the Rays contending window is closed. 😏
torn gale
My least favorite players of all time are Ereck Flowers and Eli apple
desert palm
My least favorite players of all time are Ereck Flowers and Eli apple
I concur on Eli “Johnny” Apple ”seed”
torn gale
Watching both of those players made me want to tear my head off
Flowers was a guaranteed sack or penalty
Apple is Apple
desert palm
Apple is Apple
Automatic catch by opposing WR’s
torn gale
I watched Eli Apple get abused live during the rams bengals Super Bowl on that last drive
I was like “they’re just gonna abuse him”
slow violet
Honestly top 4, the Vikings are mid too
Only non mid are Niners cowboys eagles ...
nah i didn't just mean NFC, i mean literally in all
fleet orbit
nah i didn't just mean NFC, i mean literally in all
I can’t think of one afc wild card contender that wasn’t playing like shit at some point
I mean the broncos were 1-5
slow violet
lets ride
also underrated zac taylor putting on a master class of coaching. Without joe burrow droping 30 pts a game
desert palm
I watched Eli Apple get abused live during the rams bengals Super Bowl on that l...
I remember that my friend mentioned it to me
narrow zodiac
Hide ya moms and ya cutlets 🗣️
slow violet
looool
desert palm
I remember that my friend mentioned it to me
When we were driving to a concert that night
rustic ore
I have to give dude credit, I did lowkey think he was being hard carried by high end talent all this time, but getting a back up QB to perform this well? Taylor can actually coach
slow violet
Hide ya moms and ya cutlets 🗣️
rustic ore
I watched Eli Apple get abused live during the rams bengals Super Bowl on that l...
Saw a comment on a YT video the other day that had me chuckling "I'm just now realizing that Kadarius Toney is the Eli Apple of WRs" ☠️
narrow zodiac
Surprised to see devito win. That’s gotta just be a hype vote
desert palm
When we were driving to a concert that night
……yes Super Bowl Sunday 2022. Me and a few of my friends went to a concert instead of watching the super bowl. The band even pointed that out to the audience calling us crazy for watching them instead of the Super Bowl
torn gale
Saw a comment on a YT video the other day that had me chuckling "I'm just now re...
It’s so true and we employed both of these Mfers
desert palm
Good job Gettleman
Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp
desert palm
https://vxtwitter.com/ken_rosenthal/status/1734940694471725502?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5...
Also to quote in the style of Blake Snell “They’re trading Glasnow for some SlapDick prospects”
Although it does sound like these guys are not Prospects
Same idea
desert palm
Also to quote in the style of Blake Snell “They’re trading *Glasnow* for some Sl...
For context https://youtu.be/io-MtoXIJAE?si=xMCccndkdjzItxjG
raw sphinx
Wait if there's a ice hokey what is just hokey
desert palm
Wait if there's a ice hokey what is just hokey
Floor
Or roller blades
In a camp I went to
There was leagues that involved a rotation of all the big 5 sports plus volleyball
We Also played hockey but it was floor hockey no ice or puck
rustic mountain
There is also field hockey
short flame
Wait if there's a ice hokey what is just hokey
desert palm
We Also played hockey but it was floor hockey no ice or puck
One time there was an exhibition game High schoolers vs upper Middle schoolers floor hockey. I was not on the team itself but I was cheering for the high school guys because I was in the same division as them in the camp. (Divisions are separated by age). We got smoked. And the reason why….. that year all the sportsy players in the upper middle school division came from Canada
And they recreationally played hockey
A friend of mine back then who was in the high school team a person known for throwing temper tantrum when he losing that game I think atleast one hockey stick he broke out of rage possibly even two
dim kettle
hasty basin
Saints dead
short flame
the rock won that race
Of course rocks are the best
short flame
https://fixupx.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1734990281462735328?s=20
Finally Brazil can experience real football 
desert palm
Yep, Da Bucs Gahnta Super Bowl!
Say that like a Floridian, not like a Yinzer lol.
dim kettle
But this is Florida. According to the baseball media, it's nothing but transplants anyways.
hasty mesa
The Chiefs will play the Giants in Brazil calling it now
honest umbra
Why do u say that?
robust grotto
desert palm
Why can’t the team with the highest record between the 2 teams host?
robust grotto
Many reasons
celest zephyr
At this point
robust grotto
So many reasons idk where to start
celest zephyr
Draymond is still good but half of the time dude is just using his hands and arms to beat the shit out of people
And most of the rest yelling at the refs
Tbh it’s just tradition and spectacle to me plus its cool
robust grotto
First of all it’s a whole week of activities - not just one game day and people go home
celest zephyr
I just can’t imagine the nfl with a Super Bowl at the team with the highest record
Yeah plus a city can actually build to it
robust grotto
Second, the worst Super Bowl ever took place in my backyard
celest zephyr
And you can sell a fuck ton of tickets earlier
Cuz everyone knows where the game is going to be
desert palm
So many reasons idk where to start
Start
robust grotto
If the Super Bowl was between Buffalo and Green Bay … people wouldn’t go there in February bro
celest zephyr
Its easier to market since it can be in places where people would want to go to
desert palm
According to this logic, every sports league should have a neutral site
celest zephyr
Cities can actually ensure they have the infrastructure
robust grotto
But the other sports do 7 game series
celest zephyr
It’s also just one game. Having neutral site for like 7 games would be a lot harder
robust grotto
Football has 1 final game
celest zephyr
Yeah its the big event at the end
robust grotto
Huge event
These cities make so much money from the business of being a hub for a week
celest zephyr
Plus tbh every finals game in like the nba or nhl builds up over time
Super Bowl is just that or bust
Oh its a massive cash generator
Plus they don’t have to build a new stadium
robust grotto
They’ll never do another Super Bowl outside in a cold city after the disaster at MetLife. People were freezing
celest zephyr
Yeah
A lot of teams play in the cold
Like ravens - lions in the winter wooofff
That’d be brutal
robust grotto
Lions are an indoor team and they’ve held super bowls there before but regardless I’m with you lol
celest zephyr
Oh yeah
robust grotto
Rich people will not fly to Denver for a Super Bowl
celest zephyr
If it was open man horrible times
dim ledge
Jonas Brothers headlining stadium series tells you how out of touch the NHL is lol
celest zephyr
Big thing for other sports is that its in may or June
desert palm
Financials and logistics aside
robust grotto
Jonas Brothers headlining stadium series tells you how out of touch the NHL is l...
They’re from little falls
desert palm
Logically speaking, I still think it should be home-field advantage
celest zephyr
Almost anywhere is warm enough to hold games
desert palm
Financials and logistics aside
I know this is a big factor but still
dim ledge
They’re from little falls
Irrelevant
celest zephyr
Honestly i get it but i also don’t
dim ledge
Hockey fans of all people aren't going to give a shit lol
celest zephyr
Tbh it adds to the event
robust grotto
Irrelevant
I can’t believe I’m defending Disney freaks but they picked an artist from the area
NHL should stop inviting artists anyway, no one cares and that I agree
celest zephyr
And plus its more of something to play for
Like the World Cup
And its extra incentive if it’s on home turf
Like the Bucs or the rams
dim ledge
Yes because the world cup decided to use artists that stopped being relevant 10+ years ago to produce media for them
Because the hockey fandom, the de facto #1 "grow a pair of balls" fandom, is going to cheer on the Jonas brothers
celest zephyr
Half of the time the nfl does the same shit
Like who the fuck listens to rhianna now?
celest zephyr
I mean she’s popular but she hasn’t made new shit in years
robust grotto
Yeah you can’t even compare
celest zephyr
No i get it
robust grotto
Super Bowl and a random nhl outdoor game couldn’t be further apart
celest zephyr
NHL marketing is awful
robust grotto
They just try too hard
celest zephyr
Honestly do they try too hard? Seems to me they barely give a shit half of the time
dim ledge
I don't think it's that they don't give a shit
dim ledge
I think it's that they have the wrong folks in charge and they either need to allocate more staff/money
In specific, younger staff
desert palm
International games in all the big four have been doing really well
All the MLB ones also sell out
The London series sold out
sweet tree
They’ll never do another Super Bowl outside in a cold city after the disaster at...
what year was that
robust grotto
what year was that
Broncos - Seahawks uhh 2014? 2013?
Idk the exact year
Disaster though. The game itself was horrible but the rain and cold just annoyed everyone at the game. NFL will never do that again
robust grotto
Hence all the Florida, Texas, California SBs
dim ledge
- grass over turf
robust grotto
that too yeah good point
smoky fable
+ grass over turf
Owners too cheap for that
robust grotto
Arizona is indoors but they use grass
smoky fable
Or they’d tell the players to sacrifice the salary and they wouldn’t budge on that either
dim ledge
rustic mountain
Gdi
smoky fable
Dolphins are low too
rustic mountain
Yeeeees?
I need to see what division we play next but we might be playing you guys
Which
Getting our ass beat in Brazil sounds lame
celest zephyr
Eh at least you might just forget its happening and not watch
Should happen in germany then you can just sleep through it
thorn hornet
rustic mountain
So the article is paywalled but
Basically the writer reached out to Heyman to defend that stupid point. Heyman said he lost his voice and couldn't do it
So he said okay let's do a text interview
Heyman ghosted
Fuck John Heyman
celest zephyr
Fucking rat
There’s zero way shohei going to the dodgers was better in any way
Oh wow the dodgers have a super team! Congrats they won 3 years ago
I don’t give a fuck
At least going to a team that hasn’t won in a while would be better for the sport
sacred kite
Ghost a text interview, that’s crazy
rustic mountain
There’s zero way shohei going to the dodgers was better in any way
Supposedly he was gung ho about how baseball is American or something and that this make baseball better in America or something
Which like
the dude who signed was a Japanese player
How does that do anything other than American team makes more money in marketing
desert palm
Arizona is indoors but they use grass
Diamondbacks, Chase Field recently changed to artificial grass that’s a retractable roof stadium
So I am surprised that the Cardinals have not switched
@rustic mountain @haughty moss @celest zephyr
Bob Nightingale
Prediction
From today
celest zephyr
welp man united was garbage
good riddance
wow leafs thoroughly thrashed the rangers
sorry lunik
slim nacelle
I’m praying for a Dortmund and Milan win 
rustic mountain
<@420202273885519872> <@421804873269641226> <@456226577798135808>
I'd like Cody tbh
celest zephyr
would be shocked if they didn't pick up anyone
smoky fable
yeah Dortmund ain't gonna win this lol
Newcastle and PSG going through looking like
sweet tree
Ferrass goal, that yamal pass 👌
BVB is already qualified
only one of Newcastle, PSG & Milan can go through
I guess if it stays like this Newcastle is 2nd
yh
smoky fable
only one of Newcastle, PSG & Milan can go through
Forgot about that
sweet tree
Muani had a couple chances to score here lol
Hummels close
how did BVB qualify
they don't look good here
Milan tax
fluid moat
Imagine Barca Bayern RO16
sweet tree
we are gonna be first still I think
we have H2H over porto
we beat them twice
this game is whatever but yeah we losing 2-1
Pulisic tied the game
PSG is now 2nd spot
sweet tree
I guess Milan are sorta alive
much harder for them as they need BVB to win and for them to win their game
need a Newcastle winner
smoky fable
Goal for AC milan
sweet tree
bruh
smoky fable
Chukwueze
smoky fable
Newcastle might be out
sweet tree
BVB score a goal
smoky fable
are out
slim nacelle
Let’s goooo
smoky fable
BVB score a goal
That helps AC milan
slim nacelle
BVB please win I’m begging u
smoky fable
PSG has h2h over AC Milan I think
I thought you said dortmund scored
sweet tree
no
smoky fable
Yeah PSG would qualify
sweet tree
it's 1-1 for PSG BVB
smoky fable
BVB score a goal
with this comment
smoky fable
it's 1-1 for PSG BVB
I misread it
sweet tree
Milan won 2-1 vs PSG
and for the other game PSG won 3-0 vs Milan. So it'd be 4-2 in favor of PSG if you add up the scores, which makes them 2nd
short flame
Milan won 2-1 vs PSG
and for the other game PSG won 3-0 vs Milan. So it'd be 4-2...
Matchups is the first value you check?
sweet tree
yes
head to head is first if teams are tied on points
that's how it works in the UCL
short flame
Yuck
signal raft
Next season the format is gonna change
short flame
Should be goal difference 
sweet tree
this barça defense being a clown show
literally conceeding after going 2-2
not even 1 min
short flame
UEFA making bad decisions again
signal raft
Should be goal difference <:Crydo:586275183032270849>
This is the second criteria
short flame
This is the second criteria
Should be first
short flame
it's always been H2H sanjuan
I don’t know maybe I’m confused but I remember goal difference being first before
sweet tree
for other leagues
like the prem
World cup
UCL group stage was always H2H, since teams play both home and away
and it's only a handful of games
H2H is better
smoky fable
Dortumnd PSG then
thorn hornet
PSG UEL LOL
smoky fable
yh seems like it
finally got it right. Having a high fever doesn't help.
sweet tree
Milan is UEL
slim nacelle
Feels good to believe
slim nacelle
BVB couldn’t pull their weight though
sweet tree
they did their job already
sullen steppe
Group of death really lived up to the name🔥
sweet tree
they're first in the group
short flame
for other leagues
Yeah maybe that’s why I got confused but not a fan of this system because you focus on 2 games and not the entire group stage
sweet tree
but its only 6 games tho sanjuan
slim nacelle
they're first in the group
I meant them beating PSG so Milan could qualify
sweet tree
I think it's fine to use H2H if 2 teams are tied on points
just compare the results between the 2 teams
it's not like the prem where it's 38 games
and goal difference would matter more
short flame
but its only 6 games tho sanjuan
I know but you played those 6 games not only 2
sweet tree
I get that but it's fine imo, if we used GD here PSG would still advance
Milan has like -3
PSG is +1
short flame
I get that but it's fine imo, if we used GD here PSG would still advance
Yeah that’s fine, they made it but I’m just not a fan of the system
sweet tree
UCL KO draws on Monday
hexed galleon
DORTMUND IS SUCH A FUCKING DONKEY TEAM
sweet tree
lol
hexed galleon
We got robbed of milan in the ucl because of a team that hasnt been relevant since klopp went to fucking Liverpool
sweet tree
I dont think BVB fans care tbh, they did their job
hexed galleon
paris never deserved to make it through
Theyll be lucky to make it past ro16 ffs
Shouldve been milan anyday
lebron james of soccer masterclass just for it to go unnoticed because kobel is fucking ass
We're not getting pulisic and loftus cheek in the ucl this is the worst day of my life
warm kestrel
dim kettle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfcl9eB_5ZE
Perfect.
sweet tree
@short flame porto finished with a higher goal difference than us, but since we beat them twice that makes us first. (here's just an example of the H2H rule being used)
the scores were 1-0 win away and 2-1 win at home vs them
dim kettle
weak gull
Must we do this
This gonna be an every week thing? Every other day? Hour?
Let me know so I can prepare myself
robust grotto
https://vxtwitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1735057327240204799?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ @desert palm
rustic mountain
Ricky Tiedmann and Addison Barger (maybe) here we come
short flame
<@702887230217125928> porto finished with a higher goal difference than us, but ...
Congrats on finishing first and with the rules as they are you deserved to top that group. I don’t like the rule but congratulations
sweet tree
no one really had faith in dortmund to qualify let alone lead the group lol
I counted them out as well
🦦
dim kettle
2013-2016 76ers were nasty
The Sam Hinkie special.
short flame
Savoie 
robust grotto
Savoie <:AceJustRight:774514434654863392>
Yes !
short flame
A: Bayern✅ Galatasaray❌ united ❌Copenhagen ❌
B: Arsenal✅ PSV ✅Sevilla ❌Lens❌
C: Real✅ Napoli✅ Berlin ❌Braga❌
D Inter❌ Sociedad❌ Benfica✅ Salzburg ✅
E: Atletico ✅Celtic❌ Feyenoord ✅Lazio❌
F: Newcastle ❌Milan ❌PSG ❌Dortmund ❌
G: city ✅red bull✅ red star ❌young boys❌
H: Porto ❌Barca ❌Shakhtar ✅Antwerp✅
simple seal
Pistons also hold the longest playoff losing streak ever
short flame
I didn’t get a single one
dim kettle
16-18 game playoff losing streak.
simple seal
Combine that with the Lions having 1 playoff win since 1957 and boy
dim kettle
They're lucky to have Hockey Town rule the 90s and 2000s
simple seal
The infamous playoff one
dim kettle
It was 14 game losing streak.
simple seal
The Pau Gasol 3 sweeps on back to back to back years, pain
dim kettle
Hey, better to suck in the regular season than rack up that losing streak to 18.
The Knicks being just behind is quite fitting. The moment James Dolan takes control of the team, they can't win a playoff game to save their lives
robust grotto
simple seal
lmao
smoky fable
https://vxtwitter.com/gilsarenashow/status/1735033854367555870?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5...
Idiotic take
robust grotto
hahahah well looks like I’ve become an even bigger Giannis supporter. Thank you Gilbert
dim ledge
Him trying it against Giannis
robust grotto
Accurate
Genuinely sounds like an old Canadian broadcaster talking about euro hockey players lmfao
“We’re just getting our game back! Rahhh”
robust grotto
Him trying it against Giannis
Bro lmfao why is it always a guy with a goatee
robust grotto
Last part was crazy good
dim ledge
It's literally what I've been saying for years now
And you can confirm that
They don't give players a chance, and when they do, it's always the crap ones
Because they invested too much
Again. How many different strikers since Mourinho? In every window?
Every year I hear United fans say "we need a striker"
Liverpool and City have all hit on their investments from championship for the most part and united continue to fish other leagues
robust grotto
Every year I hear United fans say "we need a striker"
Bro the way Onana is going we might being seeing “we need a GK” added to the yearly discussion
dim ledge
Unironically embarrassing
robust grotto
Unfortunate for sure too, was sorta rooting for him ngl
robust grotto
Hype wagon never dies lmao
Something that even I see w United is just how long it takes for them to move on from people man
dim ledge
United fans wanted his head for that video btw
robust grotto
How is Dalot still a starter
Entertained guys like Martial and Lingard for way too long
dim kettle
short flame
Who asked for this bro
Me
Shaquille in Justin Bieber’s roast was pretty good
There was also one with that football player. Manny I think was his name that was funny
rustic ore
Athletes usually do shit worthy of getting torn apart comedically
With Brady you can hit him with cheating (Spygate/Deflategate), leaving his previous baby mama for a super model while she was pregnant with their kid, getting divorced from his wife to continue playing football for another year, being hyper emotional at times, being a poor sport and not shaking hands occasionally after losses, him being overly affectionate to his son at times kissing him on the lips even though he’s a teenager
Should be fun
short flame
With Brady you can hit him with cheating (Spygate/Deflategate), leaving his prev...
And with the 10 celebrities around him it can get pretty funny. Everyone roasting each other. Jeff Ross is hilarious
rustic ore
With Brady you can hit him with cheating (Spygate/Deflategate), leaving his prev...
Anything else I’m missing that you could use for material to roast Brady for? @rustic mountain @haughty moss
smoky fable
With Brady you can hit him with cheating (Spygate/Deflategate), leaving his prev...
I did not know that
hasty mesa
Anything else I’m missing that you could use for material to roast Brady for? <@...
How about losing twice not to Peyton, but to his little brother?
short flame
There was also one with that football player. Manny I think was his name that wa...
I think Peyton was the guy who was also in a roast. Or his little brother
rustic mountain
Anything else I’m missing that you could use for material to roast Brady for? <@...
Bout it
celest zephyr
Shit I’d resign as soon as i got wind of that
If someone made an entire petition for me to leave I’d quit
Can’t recover ever from that
celest zephyr
The fields hypetrain
dim kettle
Sab one of those Ohtani buyers
celest zephyr
Hahahaahahahahahaahaahahaaahahahahahaah
robust grotto
That’s fucking crazy lol
robust grotto
Fans are so desperate to finally have that guy
celest zephyr
Or trashchester United
They don’t need a striker they need a goalkeeper a new coach an entire forward core
5 clones of maguire
robust grotto
Glazers have to sell
celest zephyr
Shit man I’m so glad greenwood is on loan
The only thing that could be worse is that mfer suiting up
dim kettle
Chicago, third largest market. Overeaction from fans of BEARS FOOTBALL!!
robust grotto
Chicago, third largest market. Overeaction from fans of **BEARS FOOTBALL!!**
Man I can’t even hate !!! They love their team so damn much man
dim kettle
Chicago loves their mediocrity.
robust grotto
Shit man I’m so glad greenwood is on loan
Yeah that situation is.. bad. I also talked to Balkan about it plenty of times ( he disagrees but we never agree on anything anyway ) I always felt Greenwood was the best finisher on that team… like he naturally had that ability moreso than even Rashford. He could be a top talent rn but lol he got what he deserved
celest zephyr
This is the reputation he has
No one single incident that means he should be banned for a year but for an entire career yeah he deserves all of it
robust grotto
His “highlight reel” is ridiculous man
celest zephyr
More like his wwe heel reel
dim kettle
https://vxtwitter.com/wojespn/status/1735102051372151194?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpe...
Looking like Donkey is gonna be sitting in Shrek’s swamp for awhile.
robust grotto
Also not that anyone cares but I do wish Woj said his last name correctly only bc it’s bad ass. Wojna = war. Pronounced Voy-nar-ov-ski
fleet orbit
https://vxtwitter.com/wojespn/status/1735102051372151194?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpe...
You love to see it
sweet tree
Yeah that situation is.. bad. I also talked to Balkan about it plenty of times ...
he's a better finisher than rashford
rashford ain't really a consistent player
robust grotto
he's a better finisher than rashford
Balkan would fight me on that but I feel that way for sure
Naturally picked the slots man. He had that touch
celest zephyr
Like dude would ever meet that
Come on
Let’s be real here dude is never going to change
He will bs some shit and be out within two months
If dude got kicked out of any nba or team facility indefinitely maybe he’d do something
But like if it’s just not playing dude ain’t going to do shit
He’ll just be “injured”
short flame
5 clones of maguire
5 clones of maguire, you sit back and clear the ball as far as possible when you can. You don’t let any openings and avoid playing from the back at all costs
celest zephyr
DNP-Being Draymond
At least that involves strategy
Now you just dribble through their entire defense
short flame
At least that involves strategy
It’s my genuine strategy
celest zephyr
And barely even give a fuck about their forwards
novel slate
https://fixupx.com/ShamsCharania/status/1735103822127899079
Just tell the old head to pack it up, he ain’t changing 👎
short flame
Now you just dribble through their entire defense
Yeah it’s pathetic and the manager is a joke. Ultra defensive football is the answer
celest zephyr
No way dude will ever change shit
Happens when the goalie also sometimes forgets how to play his position
short flame
Happens when the goalie also sometimes forgets how to play his position
Oh you’ve never seen higuita
This is the opposite of a keeper who plays his position
short flame
I don’t follow anything basketball and yet I find these lol wtf
Because your phone knows there’s messages related to basketball in it
robust grotto
Because your phone knows there’s messages related to basketball in it
truetrue
rustic mountain
The fucking quoi lmaoio
robust grotto
robust grotto
I got a scary nba picture last night at 2 am
oh no
short flame
The commissioner 
rustic mountain
It's weird af that SF is getting slandered but the likes of LA, Chicago, and others are just fine
proud coyote
https://vxtwitter.com/foulterritorytv/status/1735005521239736570?s=46&t=0dPhD14z...
it's so fucking ridiculous lmao
rustic mountain
Hell fucking Detroit isn't getting slandered
proud coyote
we have a MEDIA PROBLEM
robust grotto
it's nonsense imo
rustic mountain
The Tigers just suck dick
robust grotto
national media overblowing SF issues ?
proud coyote
because of the perception he had of SF from the media
robust grotto
honestly I can see that
I can't think of anything positive that I've come across with SF in the last few years. But at the same time... when do you ever hear anything positive about ANY place in the country lol
proud coyote
but yeah, when I was in taiwan
I had a bunch of people ask me shit
about SF
it's definitely widespread now, so ridiculous
robust grotto
that's really interesting
it's easy to forget that people in other countries have the same feeds we do
robust grotto
politics
rustic mountain
Oh so the same shit people gave us or Portland during the floyd stuff
proud coyote
yep
robust grotto
that homeless poops map app is like watercooler talk, just an easy thing to bring up
" Hey John, did you see the poop map in SF"
rustic mountain
Fuck them people man
proud coyote
released a 6 month old documentary without any notification that it was
rustic mountain
Oh channel 5 or whatever
proud coyote
which also like, exclusively hangs around the tenderloin and says shit like "I only stayed in this area! Imagine what the rest of the city is like!"
rustic mountain
Didnt that dude get cancelled
proud coyote
idec but i hate him
robust grotto
he's a left leaning guy iirc
not that it matters but just interesting
he was really passionate about the floyd riots
proud coyote
it makes money
rustic mountain
His videos were interesting for a bit
proud coyote
same reason every news station covered it
rustic mountain
But after I watched lile
Like
3 of em I kinda got the idea and was done
Besides it wasn't him that I would watch for, it's the people
robust grotto
I have a friend that loves him so I've seen a few in passing
you guys are right though. easy pickings
rustic mountain
It's just disgusting behavior tbh
robust grotto
he doesn't really ask any questions though, he just puts a mic in people's faces and then let them show their asses
robust grotto
not really sure he cares about that but then again after watching his stuff I'm not really sure what he even cares about to start with
rustic mountain
I just feel bad for San Francisco
Seattle doesn't get too fun of rep rn either
Constantly hear from my family back home they are scared we will step on drug needles
Or get mugged at a homeless camp
robust grotto
this isn't really sports so I feel bad for bringing all this up in a way
rustic mountain
Eh it tied into the sf city problem
robust grotto
yeh, I'm cool with talking about it
rustic mountain
Just don't get too far into the politics side of it
Still crazy to me this server had a political channel
robust grotto
your fam has the right to be concerned about that stuff, and I'm sure a lot of it is overblown via national media too
robust grotto
I'm sure there's truths all over, if that makes sense