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slate lance
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everything

dim ledge
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i see

weak gull
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Tonight I think they just played sloppy football personally

dim kettle
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Worse than when the Lions took away the chance of seeing the Rams go 0-16 in 09.

slate lance
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tyreek rolling his ankle early man

weak gull
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Typa mistakes they made fall on those playin tbh

slate lance
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fuck

weak gull
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That too

rustic ore
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Honestly I blame McDaniel, he's a young HC and it shows sometimes, he doesn't know what to do when Hill gets hurt cause it throws his O completely out of whack, and then Tua isn't talented enough to dig them out

dim ledge
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Waddle is still good and capable though

rustic ore
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Yes

slate lance
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he is

dawn tapir
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to be fair to young he has no help in receiving and had bad coaching with Reich getting fired. i would wait until next year until writing him off. He could still turn it around. Lawrence had a bad first year too and a good coach helped him the next year.

rustic ore
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But Hill is elite

slate lance
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hill creates the space for waddle

rustic ore
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He is the engine that makes their O run

slate lance
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^

weak gull
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McDaniel put them in spots to win, sometimes you just don’t execute

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Don’t think the phins are in dire straits at all. Just can’t beat yourself like that

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Hill needs to be healthy tho

rustic ore
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Mental mistakes are a killer though

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Details matter

dim kettle
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The Phins scored 27 points. That should've been good enough to win the game. But its the defense that allowed those 15 unanswered points.

slate lance
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we dont beat the jets this sunday without hill im so serious lol

weak gull
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Depends on which Wilson shows up

slate lance
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well defense gave us 7

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special teams also help

rustic ore
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Defense got left out there too long cause the O kept stalling

weak gull
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lol, you can’t blame one side in a game like that. It falls on both

rustic ore
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But yes, their D did give up big plays to DHop and Spears

weak gull
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They genuinely just didn’t execute. They will clean it up

slate lance
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ramsey should've been on hop

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howard was getting torched

rustic ore
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Ramsey doesn't shadow though, he stays on the boundary only iirc

weak gull
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He does

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Always on the boundary. Only shadows in dire circumstances. Like when he had Adams in rams vs packers a while back

dim kettle
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What kind of stat is that?

slate lance
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cherry picked

rustic ore
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A mayonaise stat

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Side note

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Tip of the hat

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Takes a big man to admit when you're acting childish and apologize

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That's the Mahomes we've come to expect

dim kettle
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How has Toney not been cut yet though? The dude has a jar of dumb mistakes this year.

rustic ore
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Wait till the offseason

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They're either paying big money to get Mike/Higgins or they'll draft a WR R1

smoky fable
rustic ore
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Was frankly startling, we've legit never seen anything close to that from him before

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Just a really bad night

weak gull
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He ain’t a robot. Bound to happen at some point

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He ain’t lost this much since Texas tech

dim kettle
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Honestly, it could just be a microcosm for the Chiefs up to that point this year. Even Mahomes has had enough of feeling screwed by either his WRs or officials

rustic ore
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Most drops in the league by a wide margin

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I'd get mad too

slow violet
rustic ore
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It's almost a repeat of Brady and the 2013 Pats

rustic ore
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I'll give it to a night of sleep to cool off

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That was an important game for the Chiefs for playoff seeding

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Likely killed their chance of getting the 1st round bye

dim kettle
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The Broncos are right on their trail now.

rustic ore
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I hate giving Sean Payton credit

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Really I do

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Cause fuck him

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But dammit the man can coach

slow violet
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@rustic ore say it..... say the phrase lets ride just once

slate lance
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lol toney being one of the key ppl who won them that SB and is selling for them rn is so funny

rustic ore
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Crazy the comeback Denver has made

dim kettle
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I only shake my head at the Chargers. Fucking clown organization.

slate lance
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russ winning a division title over mahomes before herbert would be crazy

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a weaker chiefs team too

rustic ore
# rustic ore Crazy the comeback Denver has made

Go from a 5 game losing streak (including getting murdered 70-20 by the Dolphins) and their HC being clowned on for being an ass in that offseason interview he game to back in playoff contention with a real shot at getting Denver their first winning season in like 8 years

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And now what he said in that interview is making him look smart

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Especially when you see what a shit show the Jets have been this year

dawn tapir
dim kettle
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Let this sink in. The Buccaneers with Baker Mayfield as QB and clown-ass Bowles as HC have a better record than Justin Fucking Herbert rn.

slate lance
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texans got no receivers

rustic ore
dim ledge
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what the hell is that wildcard

rustic ore
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Their chances are good

rustic ore
dim kettle
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Gonna be tough for the Texans and the Colts and Steelers. Well, don't be surprised if there's a late season collapse from either one of them.

rustic ore
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They can get it if Browning keeps this up

slow violet
rustic ore
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He's played well so far

proud coyote
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mahomes obviously was emotional and erratic but I don't particularly care about a response here, nor do I think it makes him a big person

rustic ore
proud coyote
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he HAD to do this or people would give him shit forever

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legitimately would stain his persona

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I've never seen a QB act like that lmao

dim kettle
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It's gonna be tough this Saturday for the Broncos. But if they win and the Chiefs lose. The Broncos are in first place since they beat the Chiefs earlier this year.

weak gull
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I didnt think it was a big deal personally 🗿

rustic ore
proud coyote
weak gull
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I understand the frustrations and how the media will act…but it’s one time

Seen way worse

slow violet
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the raiders couldn't score 3 POINTS

slate lance
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lions denver gonna be a good game

weak gull
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Vs the Vikings defense

dim ledge
weak gull
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I need a Lions blowout…I’m tired

dim ledge
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or not doing it idk

dawn tapir
rustic ore
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It was a bad game on grass, they're gonna be inside next week

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They'll be fine

weak gull
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Thank you buc

dim kettle
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Lucky that the Chiefs have NE this week.

rustic ore
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Hopefully a shootout cause I like those

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But more importantly both sides leave healthy

slow violet
weak gull
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Campbell won’t let them pull out that stupid shit again

slow violet
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it would be a bill masterclass

dawn tapir
proud coyote
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that's how poor their drives were

slate lance
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need cowboys to beat bills

weak gull
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I SAID THE SAME AT WORK TODAY

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I do not

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Go bills

slate lance
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which team has home field

rustic ore
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Bengals have a very uphill climb to get in

slow violet
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i don't see the ravens losing home field advantage

slate lance
proud coyote
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bills

dim kettle
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The Steelers are gonna lose and win enough to give Tree a heart-attack.

proud coyote
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cowboys have a rough schedule tbh

rustic ore
slate lance
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ok

proud coyote
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hilarious compared to the eagles

dawn tapir
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i want the patriots to win so it helps the commanders draft pick BuggyHappy

proud coyote
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Bills away, Miami away, Lions at home

slow violet
dim ledge
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woof

slow violet
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the cowboys probably win that one tbh

dim ledge
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what a schedule for dallas

weak gull
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I forgot we have to go to Dallas 🗿

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I hate that place

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They get shafted there every single time

dim ledge
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tbf- i think our game against Arizona won't be that easy, especially with Kyler back

slow violet
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Micah will feast

dim ledge
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divisional matchups always dodgy

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then its ravens

rustic ore
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Indy almost certainly getting in

weak gull
dim kettle
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Always a reminder though with the draft. Just because you have a high pick doesn't automatically mean you're picking the best guys available. Drafts can play out wildly

rustic ore
weak gull
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Detroits going to run the ball that game and that’s the best o line Dallas will be seeing to end out the year

slow violet
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i mean if the rumors true that he leaving NE, then what does he care about draft picks lol

slate lance
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wish the rams won sunday

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sign

proud coyote
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it's kind of funny thinking about it, I really don't care about the AFC

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like I hold no hard feelings towards any team really

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chiefs kinda suck I guess

weak gull
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Wish the lions won Sunday…would really have had a track to that 1 seed possibly

rustic ore
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I don't even know what to think of Houston, everyone is dropping like flies

dim kettle
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Most times I wouldn't care too much about the AFC either. But the NFC outside 4 teams is just dreadful to watch.

dim ledge
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i feel like...same? prob just chiefs/pats and even thats only slight and due to success

rustic ore
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Dell out, Collins out, CJ likely has a concussion

slow violet
dim ledge
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idk. pittsburgh is dodgy too

slate lance
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eh i can see him losing to browns only since their defense legit

proud coyote
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the red teams are basically the only ones I hate

slate lance
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and stroud cant handle elite d

weak gull
slow violet
rustic ore
proud coyote
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im hoping the rams miss the playoffs

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id be scared if we were facing them

dim kettle
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But they aren't at full health rn.

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So, it doesn't even matter

weak gull
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slate lance
dim kettle
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Ravens takes a lot of teams to OT.

weak gull
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Rams are a solid team even not at full strength

rustic ore
weak gull
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Ravens played good ball and the rams stood tall. Stop that

slow violet
dim kettle
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This solid team with 7 Ls.

storm hinge
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How did they lose a 14 point lead joehollow

smoky fable
dim kettle
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You know, the Bucs are pretty beat up themselves on defense. They have the same record rn.

slate lance
dawn tapir
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Washington Schedule after the bye this week. we def losing every game except maybe the jets but even then our defense will make Zack wilson look like Aaron Rodgers.

proud coyote
slate lance
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secondary too

smoky fable
smoky fable
rustic ore
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Shanahan does in fact tend to son McVay

proud coyote
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should be I guess, but I'd be much more scared of them than like every other wild card team

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if we dont count dallas/philly as wildcard

weak gull
smoky fable
weak gull
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Rams aren’t some shit hole team

smoky fable
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Rams are the second best wildcard team

weak gull
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Literally

smoky fable
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In my opinion

proud coyote
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the rams also lost once without stafford

dim kettle
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Bucs also lost to the Eagles and Niners and which they played well down the stretch too.

weak gull
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I’m not saying they’re world beaters. But they definitely have shown they can go toe to toe

weak gull
proud coyote
rustic ore
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Yes NFC title game gets a lot of weight but that was also an SB winning season for LAR, it happens

smoky fable
slate lance
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and winning the ring too

weak gull
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And there ain’t a single soul here who thinks bakers winning a playoff game

Stafford can imo

proud coyote
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the saints way

slate lance
proud coyote
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beat the shit out of the bucs twice in the regular season

rustic ore
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Also imagine losing to SF in 2017 when they lost their starting QB near the beginning of the season and finished with the 2nd worst record in the league G5Laugh

proud coyote
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lose to them in the playoffs and the bucs win it all

rustic ore
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We take those Juba

proud coyote
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2-14, only wins against the rams

dim kettle
rustic ore
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The last pass of Drew Brees's professional career was an interception at home in a divisional round playoff choke 😌

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Against the Bucs

proud coyote
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if we lose to the rams in that final game, we probably get myles garrett instead of soloman thomas

rustic ore
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Indeed

proud coyote
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not probably, definitely

dim kettle
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Sucks too. Because I thought Soloman was gonna be good.

proud coyote
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fucking kaepernick come back

weak gull
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Woulda made sure I lost it all to get Myles

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He just seemed like one of the closest things to a guaranteed stud I had seen in a while

dim kettle
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Always will say this about the Browns getting Myles. Yes, Myles worked out well for them. But if I had the choice between Myles Garrett and Mahomes. I'm always gonna go with the QB. Like, this is all hindsight. But that's the name of the game with the draft. Always about those long term results.

dim ledge
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Did Thomas play with CMC?

rustic ore
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Good on him settling down in Cleveland, they're a shit org but it's cool to see superstar players do that instead of ring chase

dim ledge
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both Stanford right

rustic ore
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Yeah

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They played together

proud coyote
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man, siren, what?

rustic ore
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I would've gone Watson, he was my fav QB that class, course hindsight being 20/20...

smoky fable
proud coyote
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they were going to pick trubisky

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that was the big conflict

smoky fable
dim kettle
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I mean, Juba. Would you rather have a player at a position that matters less in the NFL today or the best QB in the NFL rn? I'm looking at this just by results. Even when the Browns get a great player, they didn't get the best player.

weak gull
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I mean??? Are you saying if you had the choice now?

rustic ore
weak gull
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If so I mean…that’s obvious you’d take the franchise qb.

But I was HUGGGEEE on Mahomes and had him below Garrett at the time. Garrett seemed like a guarantee

smoky fable
weak gull
rustic ore
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You can live without an elite DT, you can't without an elite QB

smoky fable
weak gull
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The world told them AD

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They went EE

smoky fable
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I could see the Bills making the superbowl as the wildcard this year though

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It's open

rustic ore
dim kettle
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It's open. But never count out on the Chiefs.

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They are the new Pats.

weak gull
rustic ore
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I don't even want to imagine a world in which ATL took Mike Evans to pair with prime Julio Jones

dim kettle
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Like I said, just because you have a high pick in the draft doesn't always mean you're picking the best guys in the draft.

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Sammy was hyped and never lived up to the hype.

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Of course, whenever I think of this draft. I remember the Browns traded down and was expecting them to pick OBJ just to pick Justin Gilbert. Which made me laugh.

rustic ore
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@weak gull You see Colorado got a commit from a 5 star OT?

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They damn sure needed it

weak gull
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Yeah

slow violet
weak gull
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More focused on the coach carousel atm tho

slow violet
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Cptn bortles has a playoff win.... Does Khalil Mack have a playoff win

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NO

dim kettle
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I remember when the Bucs picked Evans, I was asking, "With what QB?"

rustic ore
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And he sure proved his doubters wrong

dim kettle
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Lucky the Bucs just tanked that year

proud coyote
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like yes they should have picked mahomes

rustic ore
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Was practically the NFC version of DHop

proud coyote
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but they weren't going to

dim kettle
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Not talking about back then. I'm talking about if we did a re draft today. They would be picking Mahomes first.

proud coyote
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uh, yeah for sure lol

rustic ore
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In hindsight I'm shocked Shanahan didn't want Mahomes, imagine what their O would look like with him at the helm?

proud coyote
rustic ore
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Interesting

dim kettle
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Honestly, the Niners have gotten enough breaks and won enough to not be shit on for also passing on Mahomes like the media shits on the Bears for.

proud coyote
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there's an alternate reality where EJ Manuel is the goat and every team who passed on him is mocked by people on social media

dim kettle
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There's also an alternate reality where the Niners have at least multiple SBs rn with a Mahomes.

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2019 at least.

proud coyote
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or as many if we sign brady instead of staying with jimmy

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or our dynasty continues into the 2000s if steve young dodges that sack

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or we stay with jim harbaugh instead of baalke

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there are so many things we can point to at any time, I just have a hard time making retrospective critique

dim kettle
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But whether or not Niners were justified in not picking Mahomes at the time. It did cause a snowball effect for the Niners, because missing on the QB in 2017 resulted in having to trade a package to the Phins to get Lance, just to ship him to Dallas for peanuts a few years later. They're very lucky Purdy has paid off well so far.

solid dagger
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No way the pistons lost 20 games in a row 😭

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I genuinely feel bad for Pistons fans

hasty basin
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I don't because it's Detroit

noble sinew
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@tacit kindle

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hello

tacit kindle
torn gale
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Prevent defense strikes again

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One day these defense coordinators will remember what prevent is for

slow violet
robust grotto
slow violet
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looks good

stoic topaz
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@torn gale there's no fucking way we lost to the titans

torn gale
stoic topaz
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will levis legacy game out of nowhere after the worst interception of all time it's absurd

fleet orbit
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I think tyreek for mvp got a strong case last night , the dolphins didn’t do anything for when he was out

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I wouldn’t quite assume the dolphins win the division yet

zealous garden
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Russel Westbrook top 10 oat argue w ya motha

torn gale
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@stoic topaz new legacy game just dropped

zealous garden
torn gale
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Ayo dosunmu

stoic topaz
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is this the greatest nba performance of all time?

torn gale
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It’s up there with Tony snells performance

noble sinew
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Would hockey players naturally be good at golf?

torn gale
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Likely not

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Different skill sets

burnt cedar
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Yeah he’s fr trying to change the world

sacred kite
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God bless Tommy Cutlets

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Genuinely happy for him and his family

desert palm
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So it the morning after

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And my brain

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Has sharpened up

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Honestly I doubt this will be the norm

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But I still think this is something that is most probably going to be addressed coming the 2027 and onward CBA and said negotiations

torn gale
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The last thing I had on my predictions for this season was Tommy Devito leading the giants to a game behind a playoff spot

desert palm
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I don’t think any of us expected that was gonna be how it was gonna work

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Also go Italy with devito

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American Italian at its finest

torn gale
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I wish our opening schedule wasn’t so brutal

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Only win I want desperately is the eagles on Christmas

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I’d be fine with everything else

robust grotto
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Mitchie Marnie and the Tranno Maple Leafs come to the Big Apple to take on Artemi Panarin and the New York Rangers in an original six matchup… TONIGHT! Live and in color! @celest zephyr

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Let’s hope for a fun game

fleet orbit
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Honestly I think rams make the playoffs

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The rams lost on insanity , they gave the ravens a hell of a game

torn gale
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If either the bears or giants make the playoffs the nfc is cooked

fleet orbit
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I know , because either fields or Devito is winning the Super Bowl right ?

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I feel good about the rams but idk who the other team will be or who wins the south

torn gale
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I’m done trying to predict either southern division

fleet orbit
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But I love to see the packers lose , good game giants

torn gale
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Devito made some real nice throws

fleet orbit
torn gale
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Meanwhile the nfc south is just hell

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Why can’t they be normal

fleet orbit
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This would be the third time in my life that The nfc south would have a losing record team win it if this keeps up

torn gale
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Can we remove the entire division

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Also giants with that crisp -131 point differential CoolChamp

fleet orbit
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My Brain has trouble processing a winner

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This week:
Falcons go to Carolina
Tampa goes to lambeau
Devito goes to New Orleans

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Honestly that’s a winnable game for the giants

robust grotto
sacred kite
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Man I feel bad for Panthers fans

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1-12ZuneshaDespair

torn gale
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And without their frp

fluid moat
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Chiellini retired

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Best moment

fleet orbit
simple seal
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This was my Super Bowl

slow violet
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I wish all agents dressed like al Capone

fleet orbit
slow violet
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I think the bigger problem with the dolphins is they don't have a power running game. This style of ball gets dominated in the playoffs against better d line teams

sacred kite
simple seal
robust grotto
simple seal
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The boys

robust grotto
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When men were men

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Not a phone in sight. Just living in the moment

short flame
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Hockey teams now how to wear all those silly protections. These guys don’t even have skates

fleet orbit
hasty mesa
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He’s got 2 chances

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The problem is Eagles have stuff to play for

fleet orbit
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But idk why but the packers seem to constantly lose to the giants

celest zephyr
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Yeah they are too much of a finesse team

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Reminds me of the packers with Rodgers actually

fleet orbit
celest zephyr
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Minus Rodgers’ nutso arm

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That mfer can throw it

fleet orbit
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And the fact that Rodgers had the mobility and improvision

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Tua is a statue

celest zephyr
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Yeah Rodgers is way better

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Man pocket mobility is so important

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The one reason I wasn’t high on fields is that

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Dude’s pocket presence was awful

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In college

fleet orbit
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It’s still a work in progress , but let’s see how he finishes the season

torn gale
fleet orbit
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But yeah Tua to me isn’t a top 10 qb

celest zephyr
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Who is top 10 then

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Herbert mahomes burrow Allen hurts I’d have over

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And Lamar

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Purdy this season

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But idk beyond that I’m not sure if I put Trevor old man Rodgers Stafford or Kirk higher

desert palm
celest zephyr
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Cursed

desert palm
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Imagine he decided to accept that offer instead of going to the NFL

hasty mesa
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Old man Rodgers passes better with less

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Stafford is better imo, and Kirk does great work

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Tua without Tyreek looks EXPOSED

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he seems carried

fleet orbit
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Dak over Tua

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I’m not sure if the cowboys get over the hump but dak himself has been great

dim kettle
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And this is where Staley should be fired.

rustic mountain
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At least its only a finger and not a shoulder or elbow or something

dim kettle
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Another wasted season though, man.

fleet orbit
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The chargers are so bad

celest zephyr
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Ten then

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Plus purdy is playing better this season

celest zephyr
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And Keenan Allen

fleet orbit
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And bosa , and Khalil Mack

celest zephyr
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Just end the chargers and move them to Russia

fleet orbit
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What if the chargers don’t fire Staley

celest zephyr
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They are idiots

dim kettle
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Move them to Alaska and rename them the Ballhogs.

fleet orbit
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The chargers are definitely idiots

slate lance
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He wanted to stay

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As talented as he is any of team would’ve gave him a contract like that

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The amount of hurt QBs this gonna be a Mickey playoffs lolll

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All setting up for a Ravens ring

dim kettle
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All setting up for Baker to have a NFC title appearance.

fleet orbit
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Carr has been ass

dawn tapir
sacred kite
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Even I can admit that Prescott is good

slow violet
# dawn tapir Cursed Season for QBs

lets be honest lol, might of been a blessing. Chargers weren't making the playoffs with herbert or without herbert doesn't matter. Its a clown show

dawn tapir
slow violet
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idk why chargers moved to LA, their stadium is literally 90% away fans all the time

robust grotto
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Decided I had to go to my local Italian deli for lunch, to celebrate Mr DeVito…. Bro so many people are talking about him and the game 😂😂

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This rules so hard

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“IF ONLY DEY DIDNT LOSE TO DA FUCKIN JETS, THEY GOTTA SHOT AT DA PLAYAWFS”

slow violet
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lol you sure you wern't hanging out around chicago

robust grotto
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Ahh that’s dope

fleet orbit
robust grotto
fleet orbit
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I’m pissed that the bears blew the Detroit and Denver game , they’d be in a playoff spot

robust grotto
slow violet
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you mean DA BEARS

fleet orbit
slow violet
robust grotto
slow violet
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lol that means in 10 years they about to get hit with a 500 mill dump sheesh

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thank god football has cap

robust grotto
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So the full deal is 700 million. He’s going to get paid 2 million per year for the 10 years he plays

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So that’s 20 million during his time in LA. After that he gets paid the rest of the 680 million across idk how many years

slow violet
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hmm interesting, i wonder if other teams will follow

sacred kite
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Man imagine if Ohtani is a bust

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For that price I’d hope he’s not—no matter what team he’s on

slow violet
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Lol nah worse, imagine if he can't pitch anymore

sacred kite
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Yoooo

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That would be terrible

slow violet
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it's ok that's a problem for future Dodgers current only paying 20. Mill

rustic mountain
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Will it happen? No

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But god I hope for this

smoky fable
solid dagger
thorn hornet
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We almost got an Elneny banger

solid dagger
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I love Mourinho lmfao

thorn hornet
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Fuuuck

hasty basin
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I have Raya

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In UCL Fantasy

robust grotto
slate lance
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if tyreek actually cracks 2k while going against 3 of the top 5 secondaries in last 4 games he needs mvp

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hope hes healthy

sweet tree
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he only has an IG

robust grotto
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Otter and robo on the helmet ooooh my gosh

thorn hornet
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Nice one Eddie

sweet tree
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good finish, good play

thorn hornet
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@sweet tree did you see Sevilla's list

rustic mountain
thorn hornet
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This is nuts

sweet tree
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are those injured players?

rustic mountain
thorn hornet
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Injured and suspended

desert palm
torn gale
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So much Ohtani

desert palm
rustic ore
hasty basin
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Wtf 😭

rustic mountain
rustic mountain
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Love my state man. If I weren't a Jays fan, Id pick the Mariners or Cardinals

hasty basin
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...

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My Saliba CS

thorn hornet
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Ahh fuck sake

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Whatever

sweet tree
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saliba KingStare

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psv cooking

hasty basin
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Sevilla are awful

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We getting 2 years of Sevilla not in Europa

sweet tree
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that J bakayoko skill

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👌

celest zephyr
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Did not expect acuna in the east

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Wow

desert palm
sweet tree
celest zephyr
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Oh right yeah

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Still nice to see

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Ohtani fever going crazy

desert palm
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Last year baseball reference page year in review was much funnier

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Some states had players from like the 80s if not earlier

fluid moat
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Sevilla could be out of Europe soon

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They were given a huge opportunity by Arsenal destroying Lens but it looks like they can’t take advantage of it

hasty basin
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Near relegation

thorn hornet
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Damn Trossard is bad

short flame
desert palm
sweet tree
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PSV been good

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really unlucky to not get a 2nd this half

burnt cedar
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Youth players might as well stayed at home

thorn hornet
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Brighton on Sunday JuPeter

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They aren't consistent enough we have to take advantage

desert palm
desert palm
thorn hornet
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Yeah Sevilla are out

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We drew PSV decent

sweet tree
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how did

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arsenal not score there

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LOL

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PSV qualified for ro16

fluid moat
burnt cedar
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Completely forgot Harry Kane existed

celest zephyr
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Time to pray for a miracle

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Need somehow a man united win and Copenhagen gala to be a draw

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Have like a 1% chance of it happening but that’s fine

sweet tree
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bayern going with their strongest line up

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thought they would've rested some players but oh well

celest zephyr
#

after all that talk of them being back to not even qualify in a group with copenhagen and galatasary

dim ledge
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Tbf

sweet tree
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oh seems like varane is back

dim ledge
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We all knew that would happen lol

burnt cedar
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Just was benched

sweet tree
#

ah

celest zephyr
rustic ore
celest zephyr
rustic ore
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One day

#

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(The ball, not the WC to England 330 330 330 )

celest zephyr
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hate england

burnt cedar
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Can see this game being a goalfest

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6 goals

rustic ore
celest zephyr
rustic ore
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How could you?

burnt cedar
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Yeah just season the beans and it’s not the worst

celest zephyr
rustic ore
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You were supposed to meme on the dark side, not join them Crydo

burnt cedar
dim ledge
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I support beans for breakfast as a Greek

celest zephyr
burnt cedar
#

If I speak I’m in big trouble

dim ledge
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But I must admit

sweet tree
dim ledge
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Huevos rancheros>beans on toast

celest zephyr
dim ledge
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Egyptians also do beans for breakfast

sweet tree
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I eat refried beans for breakfast

dim ledge
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Yep

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Good as hell

celest zephyr
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theres nothing wrong with beans its just some people think its weird on toast

burnt cedar
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But it’s not the worst thing I’ve had

celest zephyr
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i want beans on toast now

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ima go make some

burnt cedar
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This Bayern kit reminds of when Robben scored that volley vs united

rustic ore
dim ledge
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beans

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botom layer is all refried beans

sweet tree
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never had that

dim ledge
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oh dude SO good

celest zephyr
#

sevilla out of europe is an interesting development

dim ledge
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i put that shit away

sweet tree
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is chilaquiles a breakfast dish

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oh I guess it is

sweet tree
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they aren't getting europe next season either cause they've been horrid in the league

celest zephyr
#

13 minutes 35 seconds and no goals yet united are doing okay

fathom marsh
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Zion needs to step away from the kitchen and needs to hit the stairmaster asap bro

celest zephyr
celest zephyr
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Dude just sitting there eating gumbo all damn day

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Man i can’t wait for a draw

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And pure pain and misery

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Ofc they couldn’t win against gala

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Another snell no way

weak gull
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Only the best could copy the great Tony Snell

dire blade
sweet tree
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Sane wth lol

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di maria scored an Olympic goal

smoky fable
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Maguire looks to have pulled his groin area

smoky fable
sweet tree
#

Jonny Evans time

smoky fable
#

Not great for Man U

desert palm
#

💀

dim kettle
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Of course Ohtani is the most viewed after all, he’s the new face of Cana- Oh wait!

rustic mountain
#

Man fuck the Dodgers and Shohei Ohtani

desert palm
#

BREAKING: Eli Manning responds to Tom Brady’s fictional Montreal Expos career…

Eli’s a legend for this! 😭

↘️ Quoting The Collectibles Guru 🧠 (@ericwhiteback)

Topps just dropped the GREATEST sports card commercial of ALL-TIME…

▶ Play video
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Also, Royals acquired Seth Lugo and Chris Stratton

dim kettle
desert palm
#

I don’t know why they are trying to go all in in some capacity as it is very uncharacteristic of them for what was for all intensive purposes a letdown of a season

desert palm
full sonnet
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Why does ancelotti always put ceballos ?

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He’s a really trash

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Imagine benching kroos for him it’s depressing supporting this team sometimes and then alaba is a freaking assist machine for opposition this season. We are just good a getting yellow cards 🤡

sacred kite
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Hope the Phils get Yamamoto but the rumor is he’s talking to the Yankees

fathom marsh
#

is ohtani fr that good

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can someone explain in nba terms

desert palm
desert palm
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Or Soccer?

fathom marsh
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hmm

desert palm
#

It’s not so easy in NBA terms

fathom marsh
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not knowledgable on those

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but maybe try ?!

desert palm
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I’ll try NBA

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Imagine Shaq but he was also amazing at throwing free throws

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It’s the best analogy I can give because with the NBA it’s the least positional sport of all the big four(5), so I hope that helps I have to get advice from a friend of mine to even come up with it

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It’s official!

desert palm
full sonnet
full sonnet
#

Ohtani is like Cristiano Ronaldo, zidane and maldini in one player or Michael Jordan and Shaq in one player in basketball terms

desert palm
fathom marsh
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i saw a tiktok that said like

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ohtani is like a team of 5 lebrons lmao

sweet tree
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nothing happening in group A so far lol

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I guess if it stays like this Copenhagen gets 2nd

proud coyote
full sonnet
desert palm
#

Yep………… to the dodgers 2017-2019 warriors style super team

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😞

proud coyote
# fathom marsh i saw a tiktok that said like

The nba has two way players so it’s hard to compare, but just imagine putting Kevin Durant into a NBA that has different players on offense and defense, who focus specifically on those skills

full sonnet
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You can be good offensively all u want but without pitching u won’t win

proud coyote
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Unless they get Yamamoto…

desert palm
full sonnet
proud coyote
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No???

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That’s more like a nightmare

full sonnet
proud coyote
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Because any well adjusted MLB fan hates the dodgers

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Especially now

desert palm
#

Et toooo starboy 😢

full sonnet
#

huh ??? Well I like them wth just because they signed Ohtani the hate is crazy

proud coyote
#

Any actual fan of other teams is rooting for them to lose in humiliating fashion

desert palm
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Fate and Starboy dodgers fans

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I’m glad to hear that people are fans of MLB teams in general in the server

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@proud coyote what are your teams again?

proud coyote
#

Giants

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I am emotionally invested in their embarrassment

desert palm
#

What about like the other Leagues?

desert palm
# proud coyote Giants

BTW on this I’m so glad that I am a passive giant fan and not the same attachment I have with the Yankees

proud coyote
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49ers, trailblazers, Chelsea, Pakistan cricket team, new zealand warriors, Aston Martin, Sevilla, SJ Sharks, Khamzat Chimaev

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My neighbor John

desert palm
#

Ok so in the big 4

sweet tree
#

SF teams

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not a Warriors fan juba?

fathom marsh
#

Trailblazers?!?

desert palm
proud coyote
sweet tree
#

oh

fathom marsh
#

oh

proud coyote
desert palm
#

Interesting you chose the Giants

proud coyote
#

I just moved down to SF at like 7 or 8

desert palm
#

Ahhhhhhh

proud coyote
#

Which was like… 2001? Or so, when the warriors sucked and the blazers were a team with attitude

desert palm
#

By the way, after Nashville and Montreal, there is a number of fans and some players that think Portland might be an option for expansion in the MLB

#

At the same time, though, I will say that Salt Lake City is also in that lower echelon expansion list

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And Charlotte to add to the possible, but most likely not expansion cities

#

But like honestly Montreal is also “?” The only confident one everyone has is Nashville, because there is a legit group that is pushing for it once the Rays and athletics situation is done.

sweet tree
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Austin seems to do well, atleast from what I've seen of the MLS team

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Nashville probably makes more sense ig

noble fractal
#

bayern finally scored???

sweet tree
#

idk

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it's 0-0 for me

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oh there we go

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Coman 1-0

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that should do it

smoky fable
sweet tree
#

kane assist

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tbh they were already done

fluid moat
#

4th place in a group with Galatasaray and Coppenhagen

rustic mountain
sweet tree
#

oh Copenhagen is winning their game, tough on Gala

rustic mountain
#

The Mariners kinda own the PNW for the most part

desert palm
rustic mountain
#

Oh for sure

desert palm
#

Possibly

rustic mountain
#

I just think it wouldn't go too far is all

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Would be sick tho

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Even if I dislike Portland as a city

desert palm
#

Technically speaking, there is a huge fandom of Braves fans in Nashville and they have a large shot at expansion so it could be possible

rustic mountain
#

It will be interesting to see mlb expansion

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I can't see getting past a number like 32

#

Anything more just feels gaudy

celest zephyr
#

After all that work to stay level and even playing better than them to still get grouped

#

United are an embarrassment

noble fractal
#

united is playing in Manchester and yet the crowd is cheering on bayern KataOmegaLUL

desert palm
rustic mountain
#

Houston hockey team still just seems so weird

desert palm
#

Because Dallas makes any more sense lol

celest zephyr
#

Just sat there complaining

rustic mountain
#

I am not saying they can't have jt

desert palm
rustic mountain
#

It

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Just like "oh you play hockey in Tampa Bay, Florida? Cool?"

desert palm
rustic mountain
#

Vegas surprises the fuck outta me

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Just because how new they sre

#

Are

desert palm
rustic mountain
#

Hurricanes is another one that weirds me out

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Basically anything that you would consider south or further south, just an odd concept

desert palm
#

I’ll be honest I don’t see St. Louis and Colorado as south even though logistically they kinda are

#

I always see them as more mid America especially Colorado

rustic mountain
#

St Louis I 100% think of south

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They are in Missouri

fathom marsh
#

why is toronto in the nba btw

desert palm
#

Yeah, but like look at where Missouri is actually situated

rustic mountain
#

My grandma came from there and every family member I met from there was as southern as it got

fathom marsh
#

they arent even in the us

desert palm
rustic mountain
#

Oh I know I am saying from a standpoint of what I know

desert palm
rustic mountain
#

So

desert palm
desert palm
rustic mountain
#

It gets blurry over there

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That's all I mean

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It's like south mid west

#

They're not quite Alabama but they aren't quite Illinois

burnt cedar
#

Bayern fans lmaooo

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Chanting it’s coming home

rustic mountain
#

But

#

Tbh I wish Canada had its own leagues for baseball and hockey and basketball

#

That competed with the popularity of the others or at least was fun enough in Canada

fluid moat
#

Ten Shag breaks another record

desert palm
#

@rustic mountain this is what I think when I think south

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And truthfully, North Carolina is like borderline

celest zephyr
#

Copenhagen have qualified for the last 16 of the UEFA champions league over Manchester United and Galatasary

desert palm
#

Even Vegas I’m not so comfortable with it’s just because they’re in the desert it’s like automatically south

celest zephyr
#

Absolutely embarrassing

sweet tree
#

honestly thought gala was gonna win that game

sweet tree
rustic mountain
#

And West Virginia

desert palm
sweet tree
#

honestly North VA doesn't feel south but ye

robust grotto
rustic mountain
#

It's just kinda a blurrier border than we think

solid dagger
#

Man U last in their group LETSBUGGINGGO

robust grotto
#

Also wait Ohtani doesn’t have a GF/Wife?!

rustic mountain
#

I know south when I see it basically

desert palm
rustic mountain
#

I coulda told you that Lunin

robust grotto
rustic mountain
#

Lunik

#

Considering how hard he fucked us

rustic ore
robust grotto
rustic ore
#

Poor guy

desert palm
rustic mountain
robust grotto
full sonnet
slate lance
full sonnet
#

I want a dodgers vs Yankees WS

slate lance
#

49ers legend Nick Mullens 😤

desert palm
#

Yeah, I’m just bring this up because it’s topical, in politics, a lot of the politicians from Hawaii are partially Japanese from either their parents or grandparents

robust grotto
dim kettle
#

Sounds like the Yanks and Dodgers about to lose in the playoffs again

full sonnet
#

You know that would be the most watched ws especially if it goes game 7

robust grotto
#

No debate about that

full sonnet
#

Bro I want the baseball atmosphere to be crazy

desert palm
#

I know it’s very TMZ to like look these things up but I was curious this so this what came up on Google. It could be wrong, but it came up on Google as this person.

full sonnet
#

Ohtani walks it off in game 7 😤

dim kettle
#

But we know how this will go. The Yanks will overhype their season and then the moment they face the Astros, they'll curl up in the fetal position. And the Dodgers will have a bunch of injuries and Dave Roberts will overmanage the bullpen.

desert palm
full sonnet
#

Yeah Astros will own the Yankees again

robust grotto
rustic mountain
desert palm
#

Shohei Ohtani is very private of his personal life he doesn’t even tell the media his dogs name

proud coyote
#

That’s what I heard

robust grotto
#

Good for Ohtani I hope he’s single and sitting him playing Like A Dragon

full sonnet
#

But I don’t wanna hear salty giants fans crying about their chances gone because of LA 🤡

desert palm
#

Again, I don’t even know how true this is

proud coyote
#

LA has had a super team for 10 years

robust grotto
#

Why can’t giants fans be sad lmfao

desert palm
rustic mountain
fathom marsh
desert palm
#

If it helps, I don’t want it so much either

proud coyote
#

I can admit it openly now, I was happy when the astros beat the dodgers

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So happy

rustic mountain
#

At the time I wasn't

#

But now

desert palm
rustic mountain
#

Hell yeah

desert palm
proud coyote
#

Bad ending

desert palm
#

This was the exact quote He said. very smart of him to say parade, because that is not what happened in 2020.

rustic mountain
rustic mountain
full sonnet
rustic ore
desert palm
#

He’s very private of his life. I’m not surprised if this is just BS. It really honestly wouldn’t surprise me.

dim kettle
#

Dodgers just preparing to lose to the Braves or another random NL West team again.

desert palm
rustic mountain
#

It's a win win situation tbh

desert palm
#

Ended up all that being straight up garbage sooooo

full sonnet
rustic mountain
#

If the Dodgers lose in the playoffs: hilarious, soul needed this

If the Dodgers win the ws: they bought their team, couldn't do it without deferred payments and getting all the star players

desert palm
hasty mesa
desert palm
#

They beat you!

rustic mountain
#

Don't do it Eman

#

It's a trap

desert palm
full sonnet
hasty mesa
rustic mountain
full sonnet
#

Who’s yall fav player in each sport

hasty mesa
#

Like I’ll talk to him ab the Ohtani contract see what he says

dim kettle
#

I swear to god, it’s almost the same story every year. Big money teams always coming up short while the smaller teams lead. It’s a fucking conspiracy by the baseball gods to justify the Rays not spending shit, damnit.

desert palm
hasty mesa
desert palm
rustic mountain
desert palm
#

And I guess Saquon Barkley

hasty mesa
#

Eli Manning if he counts

desert palm
#

Jackson Holiday literally might come up this season and he was just drafted a couple years ago

full sonnet
#

For me
⚽: Bellingham
🏀: Shai
⚾: Shohei
🏈: Mahomes ( I like Jalen hurts almost equally tho )

hasty mesa
#

After Netflix and now recent events I don’t like Mahomes that much

#

As a person

desert palm
hasty mesa
rustic mountain
#

Player in each sport?
Kevin Gausman for baseball
Justin Jefferson for football
Connor McDavid for hockey
Jokic for basketball

hasty mesa
#

Everyone around me hates the Yanks so that can’t be my team

desert palm
# hasty mesa Mets by association

If it helps, the new owner is very very good for both the sport and for your team just the Mets are cursed like the Jets who are cursed like the nets

desert palm
#

It’s just the reality of things I don’t know how to even explain it

#

How do you explain an ACL tear during the winter Leagues?

rustic mountain
#

The dude is hilarious

desert palm
#

How do you explain the same situation in the WBC

full sonnet
hasty mesa
#

I know it’s Giants + Yanks + Knicks vs Jets + Mets + Nets normally

rustic mountain
#

He is one of if the not the best player currently and he just

#

Treats it like I treat my job

desert palm
#

How do you explain blowing three of the five games in the 2015 World Series

#

There’s only one word

#

LOLMets

full sonnet
#

This reporter, she asked him how being dad translated to his playing. And jokic said that can’t help you 😂

rustic mountain
#

Lmao it's just gold

hasty mesa
#

As a kid my fav player was David Wright cuz my dad likes him

#

So I guess I am Mets

rustic mountain
#

Jokic and if I had to pick one more it'd be Giannis

desert palm
hasty mesa
#

Cool

desert palm
#

I’ll tell you right now he’s not gonna be a Hall of Famer but trust me when I say his peak was phenomenal and if he wasn’t so injury prone he probably would’ve been

full sonnet
desert palm
#

Some of his best years are better than Jeter’s if that makes sense

dim kettle
#

Without having a bias for my Tampa teams:

NFL: Josh Allen
MLB: It was Tim Anderson until the last few seasons. But I’m guessing Arozarena for now
NHL: Vasilevskiy
NBA: I don’t watch enough but Paolo

rustic mountain
#

I genuinely used to have Shohei as my favorite baseball player

rustic mountain
#

But damn. That shit hurtd

full sonnet
dim kettle
#

It's hard for baseball because your favorite guy is now a nobody.

desert palm
#

I love this

#

By the way, Juan Soto confirmed Dragon Ball Z fan

full sonnet
#

Oof W

rustic mountain
#

Cute story and cool dude

desert palm
#

He mentioned it when he was miked up

rustic mountain
#

Too bad Imma hate his very soul come April

full sonnet
#

I don’t get how padres missed the playoffs last year tho they had stacked squad

dim kettle
full sonnet
#

I’m sad that darvish fell off lowkey he was one of my fav pitchers

dim kettle
#

So many favorites.

full sonnet
#

Kim had a good year too

desert palm
#

Think about it like this

#

They had 104 run differential

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They’re pitching and they’re hitting was very good

#

But at the end of the day they lost so many one run games and games in extra innings

dim kettle
desert palm
#

They were the epitome of anti-clutch

#

I think they won their first extra innings game toward the end of the season like in September

full sonnet
#

Like obviously one player can’t carry the team by himself not even Ohtani who’s 2 way

desert palm
dim kettle
#

Good teams find ways to win while bad teams find ways to lose. That's the Padres in 2023

rustic mountain
#

I think too many sports get the basketball mentality as well. Or at least fans see it that way

full sonnet
rustic mountain
#

You got two dudes in basketball you might be decent. Trio does even more

#

Can't do that in football baseball or hockey

desert palm
#

Yeah, but when you have a murderers row, it’s a super team

#

A.k.a. Dodgers in 2022

#

Braves in 2023

dim kettle
#

Superteams argument could really only be made in basketball. Because basketball as a game favors more high end talent than other sports that have more luck in it.

full sonnet
desert palm
#

In the starting lineup

hasty mesa
#

I think people are jumping the gun

rustic mountain
dim kettle
#

Like, you're never seeing a super team in hockey actually make it all the way. One, because of the hard cap, and two. Look, a 63 win team lost to a 8th seed after blowing a 3-1 lead.

full sonnet
#

Even good players have bad games they just have them less

hasty mesa
#

At least reporters

full sonnet
rustic mountain
desert palm
#

Guysssss

#

The only true next generation Tom Brady is Brock Purdy