but i telllllll you the owners and the players gonna fight this to know end come 2026-2027 cba negotiations
#sports
desert palm
robust grotto
but i telllllll you the owners and the players gonna fight this to know end come...
Zero debate about this
desert palm
this is kosher
this is it
just wow
so for CBT purposes it is treated as 46 mill aav
but he is still getting only 2 mill a year
not counting endorsements
austere lava
desert palm
so for CBT purposes it is treated as 46 mill aav
that will go into how the lux tax is treated
robust grotto
Mets have to use that before it gets taken out
silk cloak
wtf
desert palm
my brain is mush
celest zephyr
https://fixupx.com/JeffPassan/status/1734349354952233007?s=20
wtf lol
hasty mesa
man y'all going to have like 4 10-7 games rofl
Hopefully it’s 4 free wins
celest zephyr
its going to be four bears football level games
hasty mesa
We start the season 6-0 cuz we own Washington
celest zephyr
fucking rigged
desert palm
@rustic mountain (im sorry but you need to see this) @dim kettle @rustic ore
celest zephyr
though that also means the dodgers are paying him an insane amount of money afterwards
though they are probably just going to use some black magic to restructure his deal or extend him
in order to pay less of it out
celest zephyr
dude going to get the extreme bonino deal
5 mill per year for the rest of his life
rustic ore
Man wants a ring badly
celest zephyr
how this is legal is beyond me
celest zephyr
oh ofc dude gets paid and the dodgers win
i just idk how as a league you find this acceptable
rustic ore
Could def see that as an issue at the next MLB CBA meetings
celest zephyr
browns about to write notes
actually deshaun's contract is now going to have 10 void years worth 20 mill each
so we can get out from his deal in two years
rustic ore
https://tenor.com/view/rain-chandler-sad-gif-24970034
"Why hasn't Dre called me yet, he said I was special 
"
celest zephyr
though how a professional sports league came up with a rule that only a toddler would think of is beyond me
hasty mesa
My GOAT
celest zephyr
you could legit pay all your players like a penny on their deals and defer it
hasty mesa
He’s about to rush for 150+
desert palm
@sacred kite you saw?
desert palm
@honest umbra best deal for you truuuuuuuuuuuuust me
celest zephyr
wait lol theoretically you can spend zero dollars on their deal
sacred kite
<@430427189230567435> you saw?
Yeah
Ohtani better learn to invest
sacred kite
So much extra cash, bro needs to move it
celest zephyr
god how the fuck has no team exploited the shit out of this by now?
torn gale
He’s about to rush for 150+
This hurts my fantasy team though
celest zephyr
surprised dude has lasted this long
hasty mesa
This hurts my fantasy team though
Rip
celest zephyr
i'd have cut him like a month ago
at most
even josh jacobs is too inconsistent
the raiders ruined that man
hasty mesa
Send your energy
sacred kite
My choice for WR is either Myers or DeAndre Hopkins
celest zephyr
idk why some people left an insane amount of faab
hasty mesa
~~just to get jobbed by juba again next week~~
Trying to make the playoffs only to get completely smacked by Fate
It’s tough out here
rustic mountain
This just makes me hate them even more
celest zephyr
shit you might do something
rustic mountain
Jesus
desert palm
hahahahah zero cap spending
It’s still at the end of the day is adjusted for the luxury tax AAV which is $46 million
sacred kite
I have AJ Brown and Brandon Aiyuk but they are staying right where they are on the roster
desert palm
oh gotcha
But that is only a situation that occurs at the end of this season and onwards
And even still for the next 10 years this opens up the Wallet for the Dodgers like crazy
desert palm
but that's only cuz they are over tax right?
Well kinda
He’s not gaining 46 million a year it’s treated as 46 million a year
When the end of this season salary comes basically
celest zephyr
no i got it i mean would it be treated as just 2 mill if they were under the tax?
cuz ngl if that's the case that seems pretty broken
desert palm
no i got it i mean would it be treated as just 2 mill if they were under the tax...
No with how they did it with the deferments it’s just treated as 46 million no matter what
celest zephyr
oh got it
desert palm
But that is only a situation that a team has to deal with at the end of the season
Basically what this means is that the Dodgers can basically augh whoever they need to sign without much of an issue of taxes from the league because of signing other players
celest zephyr
yeah so they are going to be cutting guys like crazy at the end
cuz then the cap hit goes up at end of season
man still wild
luxury tax hit would be absurd if they were paying 70 mill a year
desert palm
cuz then the cap hit goes up at end of season
Luxury tax hit is the more correct term
desert palm
luxury tax hit would be absurd if they were paying 70 mill a year
Yes it would definitely be
I thought the deferment would be like 20 million a season is deferred when they first mentioned it
Like it would be $50 million AAV per season
dim ledge
Lmfao that ohtani deferral
desert palm
This financial deal is beyond what I expected
dim ledge
"We swear it's all legit"
celest zephyr
what cbt hit would that be
desert palm
"We swear it's all legit"
Crazy part it is lol #sports message
dim ledge
Obviously it is
desert palm
what cbt hit would that be
It’s not so simple to look at right now because we’re still in the off-season so who knows what the final opening day salary will look like
dim ledge
I mean the strings they had to pull with ohtani himself/his agent to get him to agree
Absolute bs lol
Fuck the mlb
desert palm
It’s not so simple to look at right now because we’re still in the off-season so...
But I can look at sports track right now if you want
celest zephyr
oh gotcha
desert palm
I mean the strings they had to pull with ohtani himself/his agent to get him to ...
This was Shohei and his teams desire which is the craziest part
celest zephyr
i mean i'd want it also rofl
dim ledge
Im so very sure it is
desert palm
His team and the Dodgers came up with this crazy system
dim ledge
This is definitely 100% legit without any strings
celest zephyr
dude can get paid enough to chill in la and then paid massive bucks while still playing elsewhere
desert palm
It’s not so simple I can’t figure it out honestly
But let’s just say it is roughly equal to 225 give or take million a year
Currently anyways
The 2024 CBT first threshold is 237
desert palm
But let’s just say it is roughly equal to 225 give or take million a year
So basically if it was straight 70 mill adjusted AAV
I guess the team salary would be 249 million a year
Which would be above the first threshold but not much else
Right now technically the Dodgers are not getting Lux tax
There’s still not done signing players so once it’s more obvious what the 26 man will look like I can give you a better number
I think they will be by the end of the off-season
I am estimating a team salary of about 250 mill maybe total
Maybe more I don’t know
But that is significant less in taxes
Than higher than that
sweet tree
I ain't know flamini is a billionaire now lol, das crazy @burnt cedar
desert palm
https://fxtwitter.com/BNightengale/status/1734347675435483288 big brain moment
restive vector
I'm going to the stars game irl 
short flame
I'm going to the stars game irl <:KumaHappy:593135502711062528>
Enjoy
short flame
Who you playing?
celest zephyr
The red wings
dim ledge
https://fxtwitter.com/BNightengale/status/1734347675435483288 big brain moment
yay! i love when the wealthy evade taxes!
😍
short flame
Captain
restive vector
I’m also having a good matchup
Gl to your team
robust grotto
Devs embarrassing considering their talent, a lot of the fans are mad at the team defense, them being “soft”, and goaltending . Islanders fans should be going crazy too.. they have like the best tandem in the league bruh, they need to score fucking goals
dim kettle
Devs embarrassing considering their talent, a lot of the fans are mad at the tea...
I've swear the Isles have had the same problem for the last 5 years and it even drives me nuts.
short flame
Gl to your team
Thank you. Already 1-0 surprisingly
robust grotto
I've swear the Isles have had the same problem for the last 5 years and it even ...
I know, really I didn’t even have to type that part did I
short flame
Devs embarrassing considering their talent, a lot of the fans are mad at the tea...
No defense
robust grotto
And the rangers aren’t that good lol
short flame
And the rangers aren’t that good lol
Best team in the league
robust grotto
No defense
Yeah they have a young defense and then like some guys that probably shouldn’t be there anymore like Smith
dim kettle
Still will say the Isles don't have at least one cup rn because they have no JT.
robust grotto
Isles would’ve beat TBL in one of those CFs?
dim kettle
The Astros are still the Yankees Daddy
dim ledge
Ohtani then moves to Monaco
no you dont get it man
its actually like really smart
good for him for being smart enough to not pay taxes haha hes so cool
desert palm
The Astros are still the Yankees Daddy
😡 this helped but still 😠
dim kettle
https://fixupx.com/jeffeisenband/status/1734364083707900414?s=46
At this point, I'm just expecting Little Guido and the rest of the FBI (Full Blooded Italians) to come out.
proud coyote
https://fixupx.com/jeffeisenband/status/1734364083707900414?s=46
look at this fuckin guy
haughty moss
Lmao
dim ledge
what a fuckin goober lmfao
haughty moss
At this point, I'm just expecting Little Guido and the rest of the FBI (Full Bl...
🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
short flame
someone tell me something to sharpen it
Drink some water
proud coyote
haughty moss
dim ledge
living in proximity to people like that has done irreprable damage to my mental health
they're a hivemind
desert palm
Drink some water
did you see what i posted? it is unprecedented
short flame
did you see what i posted? it is unprecedented
The thing about ohtani being responsible with his money?
desert palm
The thing about ohtani being responsible with his money?
well that is the cute way of saying it
dim ledge
im with Juba and Sab atp
fuck the trio of him, the MLB, and the LAD
would not have given a shit but evading taxes when youre bringing in $ like that is trash
desert palm
fuck the trio of him, the MLB, and the LAD
his agent more so than mlb
dim ledge
and they're culpable
MLB still has to be okay with it even if its within its rules
which if it is means they're okay with tax evasion
so fuck em too
desert palm
i would have not liked it in any team
robust grotto
It’s still shitty for baseball
desert palm
i dont like the precedent
robust grotto
But ultimately those team owners didn’t like it. It still will be cut out like you say
But TOR had a chance to sign him
I originally thought it was something LAD came up with and abused
celest zephyr
Aka take it or I ain’t signing
desert palm
which if it is means they're okay with tax evasion
MLB league competitive balance taxes or state california taxes?
celest zephyr
Still fuck them for agreeing
dim ledge
i mean i imagine there are individualised statutes/laws per state and/or in the country of Canada
which is why Toronto didn't accept
but also the MLB lmao
desert palm
I originally thought it was something LAD came up with and abused
it was stated many time in the hour that the idea was shohei's camp: him and his agent
dim ledge
dirty org
celest zephyr
Ohtani’s camp really trying to squeeze everything out of it
robust grotto
it was stated many time in the hour that the idea was shohei's camp: him and his...
Makes sense, Ohtani really big brain on that one
desert palm
Makes sense, Ohtani really big brain on that one
trueeeeeeeeeeeeeee
robust grotto
Dodgers backers were the only ones that said “lol we’ll all be dead by that time anyway”
Dodgers will have a harder time selling the club now
Not that I imagine they’re looking to but interesting nonetheless
desert palm
boooos are gonna be big
dim ledge
deservedly so
desert palm
in especially toronto and Anaheim
desert palm
While he makes his 2 million a year
plus endorsements
robust grotto
plus endorsements
short flame
Makes sense, Ohtani really big brain on that one
His agent is top tier like him
desert palm
His agent is top tier like him
his agent is one of the big ones in the mlb
desert palm
It’s not Boras is it?
nope
robust grotto
True
dim ledge
theoretically can't he like retire at the end of his contract (or before then?) and just rake it in
desert palm
robust grotto
theoretically can't he like retire at the end of his contract (or before then?) ...
Yep, any player could
dim ledge
yep this contract and its implications are entirely surface level, nothing deeper here
well done MLB
robust grotto
Well… not gonna act like I know fucking contracts but I want to say yes
desert palm
theoretically can't he like retire at the end of his contract (or before then?) ...
that is what chris davis is doing
dim ledge
if you threatened me with my life i couldn't tell you who that is
robust grotto
Baseball player
robust grotto
Baltimore actually
Crazy that a small market gave him this mega deal
And yeah long story short is he gets 13 mil per year to not play baseball
Damn lmao I’m still shocked that it was Ohtani side that came up with this
Lmfao. That’s a big bakery around here. That’s great
short flame
well done MLB
I don’t even blame shohei. The mlb have dumb rules, took advantage of them, good on him
dim ledge
I don’t even blame shohei. The mlb have dumb rules, took advantage of them, good...
tbh if you dont see that they're both at fault here then thats on you lol
robust grotto
MLB is crazy man
short flame
tbh if you dont see that they're both at fault here then thats on you lol
A player taking advantage of the league to win more money. Good for him. I get that there’s a bad precedent being made but I’m not mad at him for doing it. I’m all in for a player screwing the league
dim ledge
A player taking advantage of the league to win more money. Good for him. I get t...
yeah its the league hes screwing you're absolutely right spot on well said
robust grotto
Players Union said NOPE
players Union said WE ALSO LIKE MONEY TYVM
This is craaaaaazy dude
celest zephyr
Wowwwwwwww
dim ledge
the person above you literally has a raptors player in their pfp
restive vector
Let's go stars 
robust grotto
God tommy devito story rules so fucking hard man
actually not counting Kyrie Irving, Tommy is the closest athlete to my home so he’s living the dream man. Good for him and for our county baby
slow violet
robust grotto
Damn right !!!
restive vector
Nooooooooo
short flame
Robinson scored
restive vector
Pretty good seat
robust grotto
<:KataOmegaLUL:638864734623498274> Robinson scored
Your new guy!?
robust grotto
Pretty good seat <:KumaHappy:593135502711062528>
Pretty good??? Bro those are MINT!! ENJOY
short flame
Pretty good seat <:KumaHappy:593135502711062528>
Really good
restive vector
7th row back 
robust grotto
Wowowowowo
restive vector
Second best goal song in the league <@297628540122300416>
Trueeee
short flame
Your new guy!?
Yeah I’m surprised. And an assist
short flame
Second best goal song in the league <@297628540122300416>
Behind breaking free
robust grotto
Behind breaking free
Breaking free? Which team?
robust grotto
Sad
desert palm
https://vxtwitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1734344897606697220?s=46&t=cJ2mYpihI1vpN...
yep
my mind is still baked potato
it is sharpened slightly
from mashed potatoes
restive vector
We tied it up
dawn tapir
levis pick 6ed
restive vector
LETS GOOOO
robust grotto
THERE YOU GO K VON
restive vector
They drove a car on the ice
There are too many people wearing red here wtf
I expected better from these fans
slow violet
whats wrong with tyreek
short flame
There are too many people wearing red here wtf
Had the same problem yesterday
celest zephyr
CATCH THAT HYATT YOU FUCKIN BUM
hahahaahah i mean with the giants and jets
well i get it
robust grotto
hahahaahah i mean with the giants and jets
LETS GOOOOOO
slow violet
lol Levis needs to calm down, he gonna get a concussion if he keeps diving like this
rustic ore
Oh wow that's Giants ball
restive vector
$100
rustic ore
Tua sacked
proud coyote
mspaint ohtani
rustic mountain
Gross
desert palm
mspaint ohtani
Trying to be anime MS Paint
Gotta give it props though
I like when MLB and anime combine
rustic mountain
If only it was used for someone else. Maybe in the future
dim ledge
Yeah don't think going for it was an awful idea
hasty mesa
Pack just played well
robust grotto
Life
I would’ve punted personally
You are a team that has issues moving the ball - kick and try to pin them in with that good defense
Still plenty of game left. Prefer that to giving GB ball at midfield
dim ledge
Love is having a mare
hasty mesa
INT
robust grotto
Good
hasty mesa
Wink is making Love cry
robust grotto
Tommy season
desert palm
https://fxtwitter.com/dodgers/status/1734395865425719641?s=46
I don’t know if a sound is going through, but there is also a Japanese like song playing in the background. I don’t even know what song it is. Honestly, I can’t recognize it.
robust grotto
ESSSSSSEX INNIT
restive vector
3-1
robust grotto
Jubjub malding @dim ledge 
rustic ore
Lol, Love what was that throw?
proud coyote
Jubjub malding <@216582410756685824> <:JuPeter:1156347588224753724>
what did you call me...
rustic mountain
Wink is making Love cry
this is what it sounds like when Love cries🎶
rustic mountain
Love is having a mare
Who gave him that 🐴
dim ledge
Who gave him that 🐴
Leftover Ivermectin infused Gatorade at Lambeau
robust grotto
what did you call me...
Oh sorry hahahaha different “jub” friend
robust grotto
https://vxtwitter.com/sportslogosnet/status/1734389975188156782?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ @celest zephyr sheeeeesh
restive vector
And it's 4-2 already
robust grotto
https://tenor.com/view/cixfication-chair-gif-21627107
rustic mountain
Leftover Ivermectin infused Gatorade at Lambeau
This actually made me laugh lmao
Also obligatory fuck Aaron Rodgers
dim ledge
who is that kid
Rasmus Dahlin
robust grotto
who is that kid
Former 1 overall pick and top lefty defenseman in the nhl Rasmus Dahlin
short flame
he upsets me
Why?
short flame
who is that kid
He’s the best defender in the nhl
robust grotto
Real nice player
dim ledge
This actually made me laugh lmao
I try to bring joy
short flame
https://vxtwitter.com/nhl/status/1734401506382692605?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQM...
Congratulations
short flame
Is that the ducks rookie?
dim ledge
Yeah
short flame
That kid is good
dawn tapir
packers get the FG now leading 10-7
rustic ore
Redundant to say but Drake Maye officially declared for the 2024 NFL draft
short flame
Leo Carlsson?
Oh that’s who I was thinking of
robust grotto
Oh that’s who I was thinking of
Dude he’s looking pretty nice too
rustic ore
Holy crap what a catch by Wilson
robust grotto
rustic ore
Oh wait he wasn't in bounds, refs didn't catch it in time and Tennessee couldn't challenge in time
robust grotto
😂😂
short flame
Dude he’s looking pretty nice too
But not as good as rookie Robinson. Wayne better hold on to his seat
rustic ore
Giants ball!
dim ledge
what is Green Bay doing lmfao
slate lance
we cant be this fraudulent, down by the titans man?
dim ledge
LaFleur
rustic ore
Lol, Love that was such a bad decision
Oof, Giants muff the punt
Packers recover
Sack, Thibodeaux
slow violet
iv been a mahomes is just like his brother advocator since the beginning. Only diff his brother the fall guy
hasty mesa
Can't believe it's a 1 point game
hasty mesa
Kill me
smoky fable
Wow
rustic ore
TD Giants!
Nice throw by DeVito
Wowww, Levis throws a dime, receiver catches it, he then fumbles it out of bounds so still Titans ball
hasty mesa
HODGHING
rustic ore
TD Titans
Nvm, reversed to incomplete
4th down
What a dime to Tyreek
Ojulari sack
dim kettle
Fucking Packers. I swear to god, if the Bucs end up beating them on Sunday. Ha Ha... I want to die
rustic ore
I'm calling both games!
fleet orbit
So the packers forgot how to play football
sweet tree
lol tua slipped
rustic ore
Alright ESPN dial it back a bit, let's not make Bedard out to be anywhere near a star like McDavid is
silk pine
never would i have thought that TEN would be matching the dolphins
hasty mesa
NO GOOD
rustic ore
Was a great break up by Banks to stop a TD
hasty mesa
Banks
robust grotto
Fuck lol
He def fumbled
Should’ve went out of bounds maaan oh no
Lmfao
It’s over
dim kettle
And of course, bad teams finding ways to lose.
robust grotto
Bad teams love doing that
rustic ore
Wow, yeah he wasn't touched
dim kettle
Rooting for the Packers here, so incase the Packers beat the Bucs it will distance the Bucs further from that 7th seed.
short flame
Stars win 6-3 <:LETSBUGGINGGO:765260256388972575> <:LETSBUGGINGGO:76526025638897...
That’s a nice game to attend
rustic ore
Wowww, Dolphins recover a muffed punt deep in Titans territory
restive vector
Yup lots of action the whole time got to see several different players score too
dim kettle
Always amazing how bad teams will find ways to lose games when they should be finishing off their opponent.
rustic ore
TD Phins, Mostert
dim kettle
Yes, Packers, waste that clock.
dim ledge
pls let me know if GB scores/who does it
could use a bit extra from Reed even though he just got some
on 20.8 rn
storm hinge
two times now
celest zephyr
i have finally found every leafs fan
smoky fable
Thought that was a score
celest zephyr
i don't know why i bother anymore
celest zephyr
welp and i got rid of the packers te fun
dim kettle
Gonna be interesting how this booth review goes.
celest zephyr
just end the season already
proud coyote
that's a TD
storm hinge
Coach losing his shit
dawn tapir
TD Phins, Mostert
he's at 15 rushing TDs on the season now
rustic ore
Yeah I think that's a TD
dim kettle
Reminds me of that Gronk TD against the Giants funny enough a few years ago
storm hinge
Thats game 
dim kettle
pls let me know if GB scores/who does it
TD
dim ledge
Reed?
slate lance
nope
celest zephyr
still got a point so i'm good
dim ledge
darn
rustic ore
Mostert with another TD
dim kettle
1000 in Long Island. That's funny
celest zephyr
poetic
rustic ore
Now that's a TD
celest zephyr
couldn't have written it better if you tried
rustic ore
Great play by #18 for GB
dim kettle
Dear Packers. Why do you continue pulling these dumb trick plays
proud coyote
the streamer i was watching was a giants fan
slate lance
we need to win this
proud coyote
and just turned it off lol
slate lance
get that #1 seed back
celest zephyr
if you guys lose to this titans team just delete the season
slate lance
hey man teams have their bad games
dim kettle
They keep pulling the trick plays like they've done shit
celest zephyr
i mean losing up 14 with 4 minutes left to this awful titans team would rank really high up there on bad losses
smoky fable
and just turned it off lol
Guy knows the script
celest zephyr
devito pick 6
dim ledge
46 seconds
smoky fable
and just turned it off lol
He should turn it back on
dim kettle
Nothing like prevent defense when the Giants need a FG to win
proud coyote
it's back on lmao
rustic ore
devito pick 6
Did he really?
dim kettle
Blown defense that would make Todd Bowles blush.
robust grotto
Pls
sweet tree
dhop td
dim ledge
FG attempt coming
rustic ore
silk pine
smoky fable
dhop td
Not enough time for the titans anyways
Please make this giants
I don’t care about the wildcard
silk pine
2:40 with 3 timeouts is enough if they get a stop
sweet tree
21-27
dim ledge
Siren praying the giants giant
dim ledge
It's good!
robust grotto
Siren praying the giants giant
So a game winning fg against gb
smoky fable
TOMMY CUTLETS BABY
dim ledge
Packers lol
robust grotto
I’m so sorry it had to be them hahahahha
slate lance
that was a bad lost lmao
dim kettle
That missed FG really was the difference maker and also going prevent defense when the Giants needed a FG to win.
celest zephyr
Siren praying the giants giant
niners clich playoffs let's go
job ain't finished but niners rolling
rustic ore
Side note, I'm still mildly triggered by the fact that kickers and punters can wear numbers outside of 0-19
celest zephyr
now time to get that division
rustic ore
Kickers/Punters with numbers in the 30s/40s just seems wrong
dim kettle
Gonna take awhile for people to get used to it not only being a thing in College.
rustic ore
You know what would be hilarious? Imagine the Giants get themselves on so much hopium they actually don't pick a QB in the draft next year
High on that Gabagool
celest zephyr
you joke but that'd be giants football in a nutshell
dim ledge
You know what would be hilarious? Imagine the Giants get themselves on so much h...
PLEASE let this happen
dim kettle
If the Giants really think that way, they're gonna fall into the same trap the Steelers fell into last season. Like, congrats, you won a bunch of meaningless games.
dim ledge
I can literally tell you the conversation here
dim kettle
Sad enough though, the NFC is so pathetic that the Giants still aren't out.
dim ledge
"Ey, look. He's not uh...he's not da top quartahback in da NFL but.... DeVito, he's a good kid, ya know?"
robust grotto
Unironic game winning drive
dim ledge
waddle pls do something
rustic ore
"Ey, look. He's not uh...he's not da top quartahback in da NFL but.... DeVito, h...
DeVito's dad looks like Carl's best friend from ATHF
robust grotto
Fucking down the field 1:20 to go
hasty mesa
Devito is the best QB in NY
robust grotto
Hahahhhaah
slate lance
OH MY FUCKING GODDDD
hasty mesa
dim kettle
Packers really fucked up that last drive, man.
sweet tree
DHOP let's go
hasty mesa
Packers really fucked up that last drive, man.
We handed them a chance
Barkley fumble
slow violet
Get the Mayo Out, HES COOKING
dim kettle
They were playing like the Giants needed a TD to win.
smoky fable
Dolphins might lose this
slow violet
We're still drafting JD btw
hes going to seattle
dim kettle
Yeah, honestly gonna be funny seeing a lot of Giant fans overreact about a QB that threw 158 yards and one TD
hasty mesa
Yeah, honestly gonna be funny seeing a lot of Giant fans overreact about a QB th...
No INTs or Fumbles and the rushing leader
I ain't complaining
But no one think he's the starter
Long term
Not Daboll not Schoen
No sacks either
dim kettle
Yeah, QB in the draft is still the answer,
rustic ore
We're still drafting JD btw
smoky fable
But no one think he's the starter
Fun backup story
hasty mesa
Yeah it's fine
smoky fable
Giants have to trade up. @hasty mesa
rustic ore
9th pick 😬
smoky fable
He’s going top 5
hasty mesa
We ain't staying at 9
slow violet
will jets take him?
hasty mesa
We play an Eagles who need to win
smoky fable
Have to get in front of the raiders
dim kettle
But on another note, Fuck you, GB. Now the Bucs have a slim chance of not even having to win the NFC South to make the playoffs.
rustic ore
will jets take him?
Jets need O-line
smoky fable
will jets take him?
Rodgers there might stop them
rustic ore
They can take a QB Day 2
smoky fable
Jets need O-line
Fashanu or alt
hasty mesa
Jets ain't drafting QB
rustic ore
Not R1
smoky fable
Raiders need a qb
rustic ore
They need to at some point though
smoky fable
That’s a team to look out for
slow violet
Rodgers there might stop them
so they gonna build the future with Rodgers on one acl
rustic ore
Bears are, Pats, are, DC might, Vegas for sure are
smoky fable
so they gonna build the future with Rodgers on one acl
Torn Achilles which is worse but yeah
dim kettle
Raiders need a qb
I've made some early scenarios where the Raiders traded up to one.
slow violet
smoky fable
Bears are, Pats, are, DC *might*, Vegas for sure are
Dc has a lot of needs. Offensive lineman
smoky fable
I've made some early scenarios where the Raiders traded up to one.
They’ll definitely move up
slate lance
whos this pen on
hasty mesa
Anyway a Giants win on primetime?
dim kettle
So many things need to be fixed in Vegas though.
hasty mesa
I'm not complaining
slate lance
OMFG
sweet tree
Titans TD
rustic ore
Henry!
dim ledge
waddle pls
slate lance
TUA MASTERCLASS DRIVE PLEASE
dim kettle
So glad a guy that I thought was a little better than Young is having his moment hopefully.
silk pine
dim ledge
waddle big play im begging
ion even care about the phins
i just need the fantasy points
dim kettle
I had Levis above Young in my QBs scouting reports.
rustic ore
1:49 seconds left, no timeouts
dim kettle
This is why I was shaking my head with the Panthers moving up to 1st overall.
rustic ore
Phins just need an FG
rustic ore
1st down
slow violet
WHY IS TYREEK ON THE SIDELINE????
he hurt his ankle
dim kettle
So if the Titans beat the Dolphins and the Bucs beat the Titans. Does that make the Bucs better than the Phins?
rustic ore
So if the Titans beat the Dolphins and the Bucs beat the Titans. Does that make ...
3rd down
slow violet
Game Over
smoky fable
Titans win
slow violet
GET THE MAYO OUT
smoky fable
Wow
slow violet
TITANS WIN
sweet tree
lmfaoooo
rustic ore
Wowwww
slate lance
WHY DID THEY CALL CHECKDOWN?
smoky fable
Dolphins choked
rustic mountain
The titans won??
smoky fable
Ravens are the only AFC team I trust
smoky fable
The titans won??
Yeah
rustic ore
Tua sacked on 4th down
rustic mountain
But aren't the Dolphins supposed to smack down on bad teams??
slow violet
dim kettle
Really, Phins? The Chiefs, Jags, they all lose and you pull this BS?
slate lance
I am so fucking sick
silk pine
rustic mountain
Dolphins really had a chance to move up in the standings
Damn
Mayo Man must like dolphin rolls too
rustic ore
Mayo man and DHop were cooking today
silk pine
man if only the rams came through it would have been the greatest week ever
dim kettle
Also a reminder, the Bills aren't done yet with the AFC East.
rustic mountain
No passing tds for Tua
After a performance like this, safe to say Hill aint getting that mvp
rustic ore
That O really can't do much when Tyreek gets hurt
rustic ore
No if anything it helps his case, Hill got his ankle rolled early
silk pine
yea who would have thought that when you dont have the most unguardable receiver playing it sends your offense into a spiral
dim kettle
Kinda proves my point that Tua is a good QB but he's a good QB because he can play up to the talent around him and when Hill isn't there, well, you saw that last drive,
silk pine
i still cant fucking believe he left KC
smoky fable
i still cant fucking believe he left KC
He wanted to get paid
rustic ore
So this should drop the Titans from 5 to 9 and move the Giants up to 8 if I'm reading this right
smoky fable
So this should drop the Titans from 5 to 9 and move the Giants up to 8 if I'm re...
Happy since the cardinals have less competition for the top 4 pick now
slate lance
thats it
rustic ore
Could've sworn that's what I heard was the reason he picked Miami
rustic mountain
The Giants winning really was a great thing
dim kettle
Hill had control on where he went though. So yeah, there is a motive for going to Miami,
rustic mountain
Miami losing. Well I kinda hate it because I dont want buffalo having hope at all
rustic ore
Oh he's from Georgia
rustic mountain
So could yall fix yourselves please
dim kettle
I clearly remember the Chiefs were close to trading Hill to the Jets before Hill said hell nah to that,
rustic ore
Smart man
silk pine
yea but youre leaving what is basically the next dynasty after brady and bill
rustic mountain
The one good thing I'll give Tyreek
rustic mountain
yea but youre leaving what is basically the next dynasty after brady and bill
Yeah he didn't care about that
rustic ore
yea but youre leaving what is basically the next dynasty after brady and bill
Think he wanted to prove he didn't need Mahomes, wanted money and to be closer to family
rustic mountain
You'll find a LOT of players don't give a shit about that
hasty mesa
You don't understand how good this feels
slate lance
yea but youre leaving what is basically the next dynasty after brady and bill
who tf cares about a dynasty when you get paid 150M
proud coyote
is that 16 tds for mostert?
rustic ore
Happy for you Eman
proud coyote
pretty ridiculous
hasty mesa
Happy for you Eman
Tommy Devito literally won us the game where Barkley almost threw it
Let that sink in
silk pine
what the fuck is the difference man anyone on the top end of the nfl moneywise is never going to use everything they earn anyways and neither are their kids or their kids kids
hasty mesa
I'm not saying Tommy is the answer, I'm saying watch what happens when Daboll gets a QB
slate lance
and to put it in fact hes having career seasons with the dolphins
proud coyote
what the fuck is the difference man anyone on the top end of the nfl moneywise i...
who do you think islam should fight next
non-sequitur
rustic ore
is that 16 tds for mostert?
And he's doing that as part of a duo with Ahance, imagine what their running attack could be next season if both stay healthy. Could be a new Thunder and Lightning ala DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart in Carolina
dim kettle
Yeah, since we're talking about Pats comparisons, look, Deion Branch decided he was going to Seattle instead of playing for Brady,
rustic mountain
who tf cares about a dynasty when you get paid 150M
Yeah that's pretty much it
He didn't decide that
Bill did
silk pine
who do you think islam should fight next
uhhh, im a huge charles fan so i wanna see the fight again but i think justin deserves it most after what he did to dustin
rustic mountain
Because Bill is a fucking dumbass
slate lance
Money >> rings
proud coyote
uhhh, im a huge charles fan so i wanna see the fight again but i think justin de...
I think Charles should fight Arman tbh
justin vs islam seems right
rustic mountain
Yes. I still remember fuming about that
rustic ore
2024 NFL draft rankings after week 14
slate lance
man fuck
silk pine
I think Charles should fight Arman tbh
that would be a hell of a fight too, arman needs a top 5 fight for sure the inner circle of that division is really annoying sometimes
rustic mountain
If we would have signed Branch we probably woulda played the Bears in the super bowl in 06
slate lance
offense pissed me off today
dim kettle
Money >> rings
That's pretty much it for a lot of guys. You're in sports to get paid and win titles.
robust grotto
rustic mountain
2024 NFL draft rankings after week 14
smoky fable
2024 NFL draft rankings after week 14
dim ledge
Get ready to learn Quebecois Daniel Jones
slate lance
That's pretty much it for a lot of guys. You're in sports to get paid and win ti...
yea but we all know titles are very hard to accomplish elite players still getting their moneys worth thp
some of them
dim kettle
Let's see where the Bucs are... Fucking hell, I hate the NFC South and hate the Packers rn
rustic mountain
Get ready to learn Quebecois Daniel Jones
He wont need that in Saskatchewan don't worry
I'll get his jersey
weak gull
Thanks packers
rustic mountain
rustic ore
Let's see where the Bucs are... Fucking hell, I hate the NFC South and hate the ...
I'm scared Shadow, we're gonna end up taking Nix aren't we
weak gull
THANK YOU GMEN
dim kettle
I'm scared Shadow, we're gonna end up taking Nix aren't we
Bo-lieve it.
rustic mountain
I'm scared Shadow, we're gonna end up taking Nix aren't we
A little bit of football karma for all those Bo Nix jokes Ryo and I got
smoky fable
I don't want Nix, please football gods
Have fun
robust grotto
Get ready to learn Quebecois Daniel Jones
Hahaha buddy get ready to play for Rimouski
dim kettle
Or worse off. Baker get's extended.
dim kettle
What to miss throws and not target Godwin. That'd be fun.
rustic mountain
Then the cherry on top: you trade for Bill
rustic ore
Even better plan, Bill is the Pats HC/GM for another decade
rustic mountain
No no sir
rustic ore
His successor will be Joe Judge
rustic ore
His successor will be Joe Judge
Good thing he's already on the staff
dim kettle
Bill would just be Jon Gruden and Bruce Allen era on fucking steroids.
weak gull
@slate lance I’m sorry btw man. I root for the phins and they just lose every time I do
rustic mountain
I mean you guys did want a coach who doesn't say stupid shit right
Now you get a coach that says NOTHING
slate lance
<@199743432237907968> I’m sorry btw man. I root for the phins and they just lose...
im so disappointed
weak gull
im so disappointed
Don’t blame you. It’s frustrating watching your squad beat themselves. I know the feeling this week
hasty mesa
dim kettle
If the Bucs make the playoffs, Bowles is gonna stay another year, because the Glazers are stupid that way.
dawn tapir
NFC wildcard chase heating up lots of 6-7 teams 
rustic mountain
2023 NFC South Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers sounds nice
hasty mesa
NFC wildcard chase heating up lots of 6-7 teams <:BuggySweat:704463253819883611>
Only 2 WC spots due to Cowboys/Eagles holding one
dim kettle
And the Bucs have to play the Packers on Sunday. If the Buc win, they don't even need to win the South to make it rn
Which, it sucking would be an understatement.
Why of all years did the NFC have to suck so much
rustic mountain
I too know the pain of winning meaningless bullshit
But at least I am in the same spot
And after the Jets trashed Houston
Feeling pretty confident
weak gull
Everyone in pain this week besides Eman and lunik
rustic mountain
Giants and Jets winning was not on my bingo card this week
But neither was getting kicked in the nads by some dude named Shohei
dim kettle
That Shohei Dodger jersey is gonna look nice on you.
rustic ore
Giants and Jets winning was not on my bingo card this week
NY (NJ) is so Barack man
weak gull
@dim ledge your pain came mid season. Leave us be as we all weep
rustic mountain
I'd rather wear a Josh Allen jersey than a Dodgers jersey
dawn tapir
Giants and Jets winning was not on my bingo card this week
Giants have won 3 in a row now 
dim kettle
Imagine losing to BEARS FOOTBALL!!
rustic mountain
To tie the week
dim ledge
EVERY WEEK
simple seal
Titans fucked the tank to expose them frauds 😭
rustic mountain
And they lost
weak gull
Imagine losing to **BEARS FOOTBALL!!**
I didn’t even mind fr, besides the fact lions just sat there whooping their own ass
rustic ore
Titans fucked the tank to expose them frauds 😭
At least Levis is flashing a lot, means you can focus elsewhere like O-line or defense
rustic mountain
That Justin Herbert award is gonna look nice in your digital trophy case
simple seal
American Fraudulent Conference
dim kettle
Yeah, I'm more angry that the Packers are giving the Bucs a chance to make the playoffs than winning predictions this week.
I hate you rn, GB.
rustic ore
weak gull
Everyone should hate GB period
rustic mountain
I do mostly because Rodgers was there
rustic ore
Grossi is in an abusive relationship being in that fandom
simple seal
Starting to fear that the Cowboys offense is too good to fail rn
Only 9ers can save us
smoky fable
Starting to fear that the Cowboys offense is too good to fail rn
They have no chance against the niners
dim kettle
And then they lose to Baker.
smoky fable
Kyle owns McCarthy
rustic ore
I look forward to seeing the SF/Dallas rematch in the divisional round again
smoky fable
I look forward to seeing the SF/Dallas rematch in the divisional round again
Wonder how the cowboys will lose this time
rustic ore
Blocked FG returned for a TD 
dim kettle
I'm just expecting the memes and somehow the Bucs BS their way to the divisional round.
smoky fable
Dak pick 6 to end the game
They’re getting smashed by the NFC East wild card rep
Probably the cowboys
rustic mountain
Starting to fear that the Cowboys offense is too good to fail rn
Already awaiting the inevitable shit sandwich they will provide
Ceedee Lamb dropping an easy td to win, Pollard fumbling it away, idk Dak fumbling the snap
dim kettle
You can't even say it's certain that the Boys are gonna have an easy time against their NFC South opponent because they have already shown the ability of playing down to their competition,
rustic mountain
Heard this song and dance for years with Romo
rustic ore
Honestly with how all of the top teams look rn SF doesn't have an excuse not to steam roll their way to a title
rustic mountain
Playoffs be hittin different
smoky fable
Honestly with how all of the top teams look rn SF doesn't have an excuse not to ...
Same with the ravens
rustic ore
They look head and shoulders better than literally everyone else
smoky fable
Easiest path for Lamar right now
proud coyote
I looked away for two seconds
rustic ore
I looked away for two seconds
Mayo man reigns supreme
proud coyote
how short did it happen?
smoky fable
how short did it happen?
Took them about 2 min
proud coyote
their run defense is good
dim kettle
I keep saying this. Lamar is not the problem people should be worried about. Its the coach he plays for.
rustic ore
???
Yes but we like their HC cause he was a badass player back in the day and has that aura as an HC
smoky fable
their run defense is good
They didn’t even have Jeffrey Simmons this game
rustic ore
Harbaugh is alright, players need to show up
dim kettle
The dude has admitted countless times that he get's outcoached
rustic mountain
I mean Bill used to do the same
Even back when we were winning sbs
"didnt coach well enough, didn't do anything well enough" is a staple Bill phrase
simple seal
Derrick Henry up to 88 career rushing TDs I think
rustic ore
@proud coyote Choked a 14 point lead in under 5 minutes
simple seal
10K yards and 100 TDs by the end of next season hopefully
rustic ore
10K yards and 100 TDs by the end of next season hopefully
Future HOF for sure, such a fun player
dim kettle
"didnt coach well enough, didn't do anything well enough" is a staple Bill phras...
The difference being, Bill would actually live up to those words and it wouldn't happen again. John is just a fossil of a HC that is getting bailed out by high end talent.
dawn tapir
the bears won the most this week. won their game. panthers keep losing and them keeping the number 1 pick and the giants winning have them in the top 5 with their own draft pick.
rustic ore
Shame he's slowing down but he's played such a physical style of play his entire career
Was gonna catch up to him sonner rather than later
And the Titans have run him into the ground for years
rustic mountain
The difference being, Bill would actually live up to those words and it wouldn't...
2016 Tomlin is that you?
slow violet
NFC wildcard chase heating up lots of 6-7 teams <:BuggySweat:704463253819883611>
net pts -38 😭
dim kettle
The Panthers are a fucking mess. And I do shit on Young a little too much honestly. But you can't tell me rn that things are gonna get much better in Charlotte in the upcoming years.
simple seal
He turns 30 next month, that is 65 in RB years lol
slate lance
can another bad team please beat a good team now
dim kettle
Not with their clown owner.
slate lance
whos left
slow violet
The Panthers are a fucking mess. And I do shit on Young a little too much honest...
its a disaster class, they might of gotten the worst qb in the draft and they have no draft capital to fix it lool
rustic mountain
Don't look at us, we knocked the Steelers around for everyone, the rest of our schedule is brutal
rustic ore
can another bad team please beat a good team now
Giants get the Eagles twice 
rustic mountain
Bills are back to their winning ways
slate lance
sadly
rustic mountain
They will curb stomp us as recompense for Mac Jones and Mike Gisecki grittying on them at the end of the game
dim kettle
its a disaster class, they might of gotten the worst qb in the draft and they ha...
I still go back to wondering why they were so willing to move up just to get a guy that is just a weaker arm Kyler Murray. They could've stayed at 9th and kept DJ Moore and picked Levis.
weak gull
Phins fr fuckin shit up
dim ledge
is it a staffing issue or is it a defensive coaching issue