sports

[sweet tree]

glad to help

[short flame]

Never mind he’s a basketball player

[sweet tree]

[hasty basin]

Ah its

Sandro Mamukelashvili

Then

[short flame]

Exactly

[hasty basin]

I wanted to be named Sandro acc

Pretty cool name

Rolls off the tongue well

[short flame]

I like my name as it is. My dad wanted to call me Diego Armando. Imagine me with an Argentine name, sure he’s a legend but I don’t know how I’d live with myself. Sandro is pretty cool

[hasty basin]

Yeah

Wow named after Maradona

Would be interesting

[short flame]

Love Maradona, don’t want anything to do with the name

[hasty basin]

Khvicha is a pretty oldschool name here

[solid dagger]

Sandro is an old school name here lol

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[calm mulch]

same here

universally old school name

[hasty basin]

Well yeah old school but still

Old school but cool

[thorn hornet]

Kayky was so random

It just popped up in my head

Oh man

[short flame]

Champions League this season

[burnt cedar]

Lmao it is a banger tbf

[short flame]

I had football’s coming home in my top last year

[robust grotto]

No gas lol

[short flame]

Btw lunik do you know Sergio momesso played for the rangers in the 90s

[celest zephyr]

I hate shootouts but I’ll take it

Even a “draw” to the panthers is better than the leafs have played as of late

[celest zephyr]

want to play d man for the leafs

swear they hardly have anyone anymore with these injuries

a guy who's mid against ahlers might be starting for the leafs

[short flame]

Me?

[celest zephyr]

you can't be worse at this point i give up

[short flame]

I’m a right winger

[celest zephyr]

hey you can try rofl

not like the leafs play defensively sound dmen half of the time anyways

their like third and fourth best defenders are both forwards

[short flame]

Ok I’ll try

[celest zephyr]

yay

[short flame]

But just so you know I average more penalties than succeeded passes

[celest zephyr]

trevling will still say its grit and toughness

[short flame]

I completed 5 passes in my best season and made 9-10 penalties

Half of which were too many men on the ice

[short flame]

I’m as tough as it gets

I once jumped on a guy with the stick in me hands right in his face

[robust grotto]

No I’m sorry bro

https://vxtwitter.com/mcandidate/status/1729858171282325947?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ @dim ledge

HAHAHAHAHAH

[dim ledge]

No please

[thorn hornet]

Certified hood classic

Balkan will play it to his children as a lullaby

[short flame]

No worries I just wonder if he’s a good player because I ate at his restaurant yesterday

[short flame]

Lucho Diaz loco is better

[dim ledge]

That'll be the Salah song

I ain't no bitch

[thorn hornet]

Good

[short flame]

Play this

[thorn hornet]

I will sing my children Bosnian war songs

I need to build future nationalists

This is mine btw

[short flame]

This is mine

[dim ledge]

Yakuza music sits at 2 and I'm not joking

[short flame]

What’s yakuza music?

[celest zephyr]

Not number 1 smh

[short flame]

Is it a genre that yakuza like?

[robust grotto]

I use Apple Music not Spotify

[dim ledge]

Lunik may recognise a few songs

[robust grotto]

Sega sound is really your second one omg

[dim ledge]

I wasn't joking

I'm a bit embarrassed but

MACHINE GUN KISS JUST

FALL IN LOOOOOOOOVE

[robust grotto]

UUUUU WOAAAAHHH

[dim ledge]

Banger

All timer

Thank you Kiryu san

[robust grotto]

It’s number one for me too tbh

[dim ledge]

Spotify dumb tho

How Yakuza=Shōnen I'll never know

Lmfao

[robust grotto]

“It’s Japanese “

[short flame]

That counts as anime genre

[dim ledge]

Gonna sue them

Yagami will be my lawyer

[short flame]

@dim ledge

[dim ledge]

My goat

[short flame]

They should do a chess match then a dribbling contest

See who’s the better athlete

[thorn hornet]

Red hot chilli peppers based

[torn gale]

[celest zephyr]

Man greenbay has some nice young wideouts

Now wicks

Got reed Doubs and Watson also

Ain’t scary yet but dang that’s 4 good wideouts in the future

With any decent qb might be scary hours

Good to see for justin Watson also. Maybe he’ll develop into a good wideout for the chiefs in the future

Part of me is slightly surprised that deebo isn’t bottom 10

Maybe ig he doesn’t get single covered much

[short flame]

[desert palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1729917501805318339?s=46

[torn gale]

[desert palm]

I don’t believe

I’m not a jets fan

[celest zephyr]

What the fuck

[desert palm]

But is this sorcery

[celest zephyr]

Dude is just going to get hurt again man this is lunacy

I dont think i have ever seen a guy have an Achilles injury and return in the same season

[torn gale]

Kd was rushed back and tore it again.

Wait no

He didn’t tear his Achilles before hand

It was calf then Achilles

[smoky fable]

Don’t believe it

No way he’s coming back from an Achilles that fast

[desert palm]

It’s not physically possible

But this is confirmed by numerous sources

[sweet tree]

that's so odd

today i feel turkish

[nimble onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/ivankov-one-piece-gif-11712030

[smoky fable]

Man U scores

[smoky fable]

Well

[sweet tree]

Garnacho wow

he banged that in the roof

really nasty finish

[versed forge]

Wow glad he’s back

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1729917501805318339?s=46

Comeback player of the year

[desert palm]

lol

[celest zephyr]

Dude has to be using a crap ton of peds

Heck Akers probably did also

[smoky fable]

Penalty? @sweet tree

[celest zephyr]

Especially with the nfl with how short the season is

[sweet tree]

I didn't see what happened

[smoky fable]

Galatasaray want it

For a handball

[celest zephyr]

At least nba is like 7-8 months plus playoffs

[sweet tree]

hmm maybe

[celest zephyr]

So if you are ultra ambitious there’s a slim chance

I just don’t think it makes any sense in football

[smoky fable]

No pen

[celest zephyr]

Akers even though he did it was way worse than prior to the surgery

[sweet tree]

it bounced off the other player first from what I saw

[celest zephyr]

And really by any metric should have waited months longer

[sweet tree]

so probably not

[torn gale]

@hasty mesa wandale cookin

[smoky fable]

Bruno scores

Man U up 2-0

[sweet tree]

holy shit

bruno banger

lol rip my bet

ITS OWARI DA

united showed up, 2 bangers

[slim nacelle]

So United just scoring bangers all of a sudden

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/FootballReprt/status/1729924536798257664?t=HXyRnev8VS-e-Gv4imjBLg&s=19

gahhh damn

[nimble onyx]

holy

[smoky fable]

I stand with the Red Devils

Sevilla scores

[celest zephyr]

I know sports bs and i could have guessed from a mile away they’d win this game rofl

[hasty mesa]

His routes are fire

[fluid moat]

Dude I didn’t even know this game started already

And it’s already 2-0

[sweet tree]

oh ramos

yeah didn't think it would be one of the earlier games

usually the early ones are the mid games

[smoky fable]

Goal galatasaray

2-1

[sweet tree]

ZIYECHHHHHH

so many ex prem players on this team lol

the wall had a horror show

[slim nacelle]

Oh we have a game now

[rustic ore]

https://fxtwitter.com/CrossSwordsPod/status/1729602055298335159

@short flame

[celest zephyr]

Absolutely right

Dude has been awful

And it’s better to let a guy get reps in the ahl and build their confidence up

Truth be told that’s why I’m hesitant on guys who get called up late in the season

Cuz there is already tape on them but they have only just scratched the surface of the league

[fluid moat]

All 3 goals in this game were nasty icl

[sweet tree]

the freekick one was united leaving a gap in the wall

[celest zephyr]

It’s a completely different experience when a team schemes for you vs when they don’t really know what you can do

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/FrankKhalidUK/status/1729927717460594727?t=gZ3Dp62PCrnBBwrUgtWquw&s=19

this is kinda funny

well planned from gala I guess

[fluid moat]

United bottling it we will be there

[celest zephyr]

There is absolutely nothing surprising about United bottling a game

[sweet tree]

bro

ICARDI BANG

[short flame]

I saw, I don’t know what the need was to force him to ply this soon

[sweet tree]

nvm he's off

[celest zephyr]

Yay it’s almost half time

And man united hasn’t choked yet

[thorn hornet]

We've got a game at our hands boys

If Sevilla win we only need a draw to qualify

[burnt cedar]

Is the VAR broken

Why does Lindelofs arm not count but Icardis does

[thorn hornet]

I legit don't know whats a handball anymore lol

[sweet tree]

ngl I thought icardi looked on

guess he wasn't

[burnt cedar]

Same

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/jamesbenge/status/1729926364604567814?t=7LPoMez69KbpfA6AZFOrMw&s=19

Ok never mind

https://fxtwitter.com/JurrienTimber/status/1729904689007718643?t=VaMnRX7uo5BvpC8_QDvSDQ&s=19

Wake up babe new Timber bible verse dropped

For though we live in the world, we do not wage war as the world does. The weapons we fight with are not the weapons of the world. On the contrary, they have divine power to demolish strongholds.

PREACH ❗️❗️ 🗣️

[burnt cedar]

I legit dunno what is going on here

[sweet tree]

I guess icardi's shoulder is off

[burnt cedar]

Line looks like it’s cutting off from his arm

[burnt cedar]

Bros like 0.00005% offside ffs

https://vxtwitter.com/footballontnt/status/1729932823501394258?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

[smoky fable]

Damn man

[sweet tree]

I remember when varane kept messi onside because of his ass

that shit made me laugh

[sweet tree]

but yeah it's tight, not really against the technology it does its job.

offside rules are just harsh

[burnt cedar]

New ones will be better

Whole body has to be off

Think it’s better imo

[sweet tree]

the one wenger wants to add

[burnt cedar]

Yeah

[sweet tree]

it might be, gotta see how it plays out

slow defenders gonna get cooked

[fluid moat]

I hate it so much

Maybe it’s not a coincidence football started falling off after VAR was introduced

[sweet tree]

I like VAR

it does some things right, but really most of my complaints are usually with the refs being ass at times.

I rather not go back to the days when players were onside and a goal was disallowed due to the linesman

[burnt cedar]

Refs need better training

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-gif-25721087

[burnt cedar]

https://vxtwitter.com/zrafc/status/1729936758307954953?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

[smoky fable]

Man U up 3-1

[sweet tree]

das a wrap

McTominay

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/Arsenal/status/1729937397201133801?t=8OOmlX0fhiWr1OmrTGjtEA&s=19

WOOO yeah baby

Havertz sweep

Sevilla 2-0 up it's over

[sweet tree]

you guys are basically qualified

hope yall beat lens

the final match day for that group would be nuts, everyone on 5 points

[smoky fable]

3-2

Wow

[sweet tree]

guess it ain't over eh

another ziyech freekcik 😭😭

[burnt cedar]

Onana isn’t real

[sweet tree]

but that's on Onana

LOL

my stream is behind

onana what the hell....

https://vxtwitter.com/JovanRMFC/status/1729940067408322875?t=D5aZAzlf_p5XEKIv8nBovg&s=19

no way man

[thorn hornet]

Grazie

Gala are going to knock United out

No way they survive this onslaught

[sweet tree]

a draw would be fine for them

Gala on 4 Points United on 3

[thorn hornet]

Onana gave Gala 2 assists

He's allergic to Ziyech free kicks

Ocampos has been sent off 🤣

Not like it matters

3-3 LOOOL

Akturkoglu

[smoky fable]

3-3

[thorn hornet]

PSV get one back, Saibari

Ziyech assists he's unreal

[burnt cedar]

What a goal

[fluid moat]

WE WANT 4

[sweet tree]

Omfmfgmg

HOLY SHITTTT

WHAT A GOAL

[slim nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[sweet tree]

3-3

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/1729942106171453473?t=xTqeNTK3hfO6m7-qN9MvaA&s=19

[sweet tree]

ziyech nice ball

that #7 scored a banger sheesh

[thorn hornet]

9 away goals and 0 away points would be insane

[sweet tree]

ziyech 2 g 1 a

[woeful fog]

Onana is so bad bruh

[sweet tree]

yeah he's having a stinker lol

[woeful fog]

Hes been terrible this ucl campaign outside that pen save

[broken ledge]

Can United not keep a lead 😭

Ziyech is balling rn

[sweet tree]

ziyech lock down defense

[fluid moat]

I’m convinced everything United do is scripted

How is it possible

[thorn hornet]

He ripped the net lol

[sweet tree]

Mctominay not rn bud

[fluid moat]

Garnacho should stop doing this

[smoky fable]

Will it be a draw

[sweet tree]

wouldn't mind it

but hope gala gets 1 more

need an icardi dagger

Sevilla BOTTLING

per usual

bruno wtf..

[smoky fable]

2-2 PSV

Wow

[thorn hornet]

Fine, I'll do it myself

[smoky fable]

Missed it

Rough

[celest zephyr]

Yeah this will be a draw

Man united toast then

No way they win vs Bayern

[desert palm]

https://youtu.be/y3FEKof8kxk?si=UYMeAyrjyP7Dcv4Q

[sweet tree]

yeah they would need to beat bayern next game if it ends like this

[celest zephyr]

Onana is ass

Dude should just be dumped there

Feel like I got sold a faulty product man

The hype that he’d replace de gea and now he’s just garbage

[smoky fable]

Yep looking like a draw

Yep

[wispy stream]

United bottled again

[thorn hornet]

SEVILLA BOTTLED IT

92nd minute

[sweet tree]

3-3 FT

[sweet tree]

PSV won?

Ziyech MOTM

[thorn hornet]

Yeah

3-2

[burnt cedar]

If lens beat us then we lose to PSV and Lens beat Sevilla

We’re out

Not impossible

[sweet tree]

2nd place is Galatasaray's to lose, 90% through

[thorn hornet]

Nah

No way we lose to Lens

[burnt cedar]

Copenhagen are op at home

I’d say they’re in the best spot

[sweet tree]

i guess Copenhagen also have a shot too ye

dont see United beating Bayern but they're still alive

[thorn hornet]

Claudio Castagnoli at Emirates

[burnt cedar]

Last time they played us at home they won

Was in 1998 and at Wembley

So wasn’t technically home

[hasty basin]

Maybe if Bayern plays D team

[sweet tree]

United beating Bayern, Gala ties Copenhagen....

that's the only scenario for united

I believe

[sweet tree]

it's possible if they play their b team

[slim nacelle]

United is cooked

[sweet tree]

yeah most likely out

[burnt cedar]

United gotta try to come last

Europa will kill them

[celest zephyr]

This team sucks man

I don’t see them doing anything regardless

[desert palm]

@dim kettle https://vxtwitter.com/MarinoMLB/status/1729944215361122391 goodbye Tampa Bay Rays competing window

[celest zephyr]

Copenhagen beats Bayern tonight and they are out

[sweet tree]

Onana gave them life, otherwise the game looked over with the 3-1

poor goalkeeping

[celest zephyr]

Yeah they should have won

Gala really getting two lucky goals there

Only one good one

Tbh it looked over at 2-0 should have ended 2-1 or 3-1

[desert palm]

I don’t get it I truly don’t get it. He could be the face of the franchise and the organization just lost their face in the middle of the season. He has so many years left to control. What are the Tampa Bay rays doing?

Aren’t they trying to get investors to invest in the Ballpark district?

This is not attracting anybody I’ll tell you that

The dude still has like three full years of control

[thorny quail]

We will truly be fucking ass forever dawg

[hasty basin]

Bayern in the group stages though

[thorny quail]

We lost to Coppenhagan because of Rashford

And now we lost because of Onana

This has been the worst campaign of all time honestly

[noble fractal]

Paok is playing against frankfurt tomorrow

they are gonna burn down the whole city

[sweet tree]

you a big frankfurt fan zolu

those 2 fanbases are crazy

I remember when frankfurt came to camp nou, Wild

[noble fractal]

nah not a frankfurt fan

[sweet tree]

you watching napoli?

[noble fractal]

But I know both ultras are absolutely bonkers

[hasty basin]

I will with my friends

Probably gonna be bleeding from my ears after the match

(If Kvara scores)

[sweet tree]

[noble fractal]

remember when frankfurt played in napoli

I 100% see a repeat of that lmao

[sweet tree]

I dont remember, what happened

fights outside i imagine?

oh okay now I do

I remember posting about it on here

[noble fractal]

https://vxtwitter.com/Football__Tweet/status/1636058086614999040?s=20

fc hell

[sweet tree]

lol

ye

football ultras...

[celest zephyr]

Ofc I had to pick them right before this campaign

Legit cursed man

[noble fractal]

yeah the thing is that greek fans living in germany also bought tickets for the game

[burnt cedar]

He’s home https://vxtwitter.com/afcstuff/status/1729951353382765032?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/iamcobbina/status/1729948234112462969?t=YS2XYcNkQUDWmFNlY9moDw&s=19

Barcola last night

[noble fractal]

why is twitter cooking onana 💀

[thorn hornet]

He made like 2 mistakes

[noble fractal]

I was both to busy amd tired to keep up with any games

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1729941081515790797?t=2GPGjTCjjxKQKIaH4cvSWA&s=19

he let this in

[noble fractal]

bruh💀

[proud coyote]

God that’s bad lol

[thorn hornet]

Joao Mario scored against Inter

[noble fractal]

how did he let this one in

💀

https://vxtwitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1729953682333303117?s=19

[thorn hornet]

Damn that was quick

Took them a minute

[sweet tree]

Napoli 1 shot BANG

Di Lorenzo

[thorn hornet]

So close Kai

[sweet tree]

oh Simeone scored

apparently Diego Simeone is in the stadium, saw his son score

fuck Rodrygo 1-1

[thorn hornet]

KAI KAI KAI

1-0

[sweet tree]

no shot

[thorn hornet]

60 MIL DOWN THE DRAIN

[sweet tree]

Joao Mario brace 💀

[thorn hornet]

Offside?

Nah mate

It's clear

We only need a draw

[sweet tree]

wwe is nuts

[thorn hornet]

I’m gonna cry, he’s on his way to beat the flop allegations

JESZS 2-0

Jesus goal and assist

CL Jesus is unreal

[smoky fable]

Did not see inter going down 2-0 like this

[sweet tree]

thought he said he wasn't good at scoring

[thorn hornet]

Their lineup is terrible lol

[thorn hornet]

Opps want you to think that

[sweet tree]

yeah wtf is this inter line up

they're already qualified but they don't wanna get first?

hmm

[sweet tree]

ofc bellingham scores

[thorn hornet]

SAKAAA

3-0

[sweet tree]

hes moving like a 9

[thorn hornet]

Medina sleeping

Saka goal and assist
Jesus goal and assist
Havertz goal
Nelli assist

[burnt cedar]

WE WANT 10

[thorn hornet]

3-0 in 25 minutes

Insane

[burnt cedar]

Nwaneri at half time please

Lewis-Skelly too

[thorn hornet]

3G and 4A in 5 CL games, saka is elite

[sweet tree]

what's martinelli on

[thorn hornet]

4-0

NELLII

What a pass holy shit

[robust grotto]

Who? Sounds like a Bournemouth player

[burnt cedar]

16 year old cm

One of our best talents

We legit could win this 10-0

[robust grotto]

Nice! I’ll keep an eye out for the name

10-0?

In a ucl ? Who the fuck are you playing

[sweet tree]

Lens

[robust grotto]

Good lord

[sweet tree]

they've been bad in ligue 1 this year

[thorn hornet]

Tomi assist

[sweet tree]

oh nvm they're 6th

[thorn hornet]

Ligue 1 farmers

[burnt cedar]

They lost like half their squad tbf

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/1729961130515165242?t=Kc3LcnTPds11MXF-jdFJ5w&s=19

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-gif-9475373

[thorn hornet]

PSV qualified with us too

You're welcome

[sweet tree]

good goal

[sullen steppe]

Feel bad for lens

This is not a game 😭

[thorn hornet]

6th place in Ligue 1 is like 13th in Prem

[sullen steppe]

They deserved it tho

[sweet tree]

I think I like Martinelli a bit more than Saka

I guess Saka gets more G/A tho

[thorn hornet]

Saka limping

[thorn hornet]

Both, both is good

[burnt cedar]

Take Saka off for a rest

I’m feeling some Elneny ball

[thorn hornet]

Joao Mario hatty

[sweet tree]

damn

[thorn hornet]

I'm starting to think that Lens might not win this one

[sweet tree]

still no Bayern goal

[burnt cedar]

This arsenal team gotta make the semis minimum

[torn gale]

I’m gonna start watching soccer. Gonna learn all the rules and pick a team

[sweet tree]

they have a good ceiling tbh

[burnt cedar]

At home I doubt most teams can beat us

Away maybe we’d struggle vs big teams

[sweet tree]

I guess it'll depend on the draws

[thorn hornet]

Havertz handballed

Lol

[burnt cedar]

Yeah need some luck

[thorn hornet]

No pen

Hit his knee first

[burnt cedar]

City Madrid quarter finals

[celest zephyr]

Ready to let Bayindir cook

Dude just looks calm and composed

Not like onana who feels like he’s flopping around sometimes

Highlight reel guy but just not sound fundamentally

[sullen steppe]

No way var took our side

[sweet tree]

they paid like 50m for Onana, I don't see him getting dropped even with his mistakes

I guess if he's like this for the rest of the season they might need a new gk

[celest zephyr]

I don’t mean dropped but dude should get benched at least

And see if bayindir has it or not

Like no one no matter how much they are paid deserves to start while playing like shit

Players get paid to perform

[sweet tree]

he probably should play those cup games, seems like he hasn't started in those

[fluid moat]

Arsenal have just given Sevilla a lifeline

[sweet tree]

FA cup in January, should give him a shot

[fluid moat]

The GD is even now

[celest zephyr]

Yeah he hasn’t started for man United’s top team yet

Only national team so far

[burnt cedar]

This shit means something to me https://vxtwitter.com/optajoe/status/1729963305412727282?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

[sweet tree]

15-16 suarez was special

nice stat to be in tho

[thorn hornet]

ODEGAAARD

5-0

[sweet tree]

poor lens

5 different scorers innit

[thorn hornet]

Tomiyasu another assiat

[thorn hornet]

Yeah

[honest umbra]

y’all see the 5-0 score?

[broken ledge]

Tomiyasu has improved a lot

Think he gained a lot of confidence

Providing assists and has a good defensive ability

Proper fullback

[honest umbra]

my fav goal was the saka one

[sweet tree]

fate did u see the ansu news

bro is injury prone lol

[sweet tree]

that's the worst one

Bruno and that #7 from Gala had the best goals today

[noble fractal]

damn

union berlin actually in the lead for once???

[honest umbra]

yea I was joking lol

[thorn hornet]

Zinny Tomi off Kiwior and White on

[fluid moat]

Howler from Lunin

2-2

[sweet tree]

Anguissa 2-2 @hasty basin

napoli messed up that counter... should be 3-2

[fluid moat]

Bad pass from Kvara

Joselu is trash lmao

[smoky fable]

Beautiful cross by Mendy

Just wasted

[sweet tree]

just saw the miss

looool

he got a renewal recently as well, he's quite average

[nimble onyx]

Havertz...is actually good...

[thorn hornet]

Inter 3-3

[sweet tree]

inter came back?

tf

[thorn hornet]

Yeah

[sweet tree]

they were down 3-0

dkm

Sanchez pen

Benfica are terrible bottling a 3-0 lead to Inters B/C team

[nimble onyx]

Porto has always been the better team in ucl

[sweet tree]

cook

[noble fractal]

lmao

bayern hasn't done shit yet

[sweet tree]

still waiting for a kane goal

[noble fractal]

last minute asspull goal incoming

[honest umbra]

How did inter catch up?

[nimble onyx]

Benfica cant defend

[thorn hornet]

Our 2nd half is terrible

[fluid moat]

Joselu is one of the worst Real Madrid players I’ve seen

He’s had like 8 chances in this second half and can’t score a single one

[sweet tree]

Mariano up there

[thorn hornet]

Nketiah on

[sweet tree]

Joselu might be worse tho

[thorn hornet]

All 5 subs used

No Nwaneri record

Nketiah does not even deserve to get the last 10 minutes

[sweet tree]

Joselu missed an open net

how did madrid renew him

das crazy

[thorn hornet]

We got a pen

Yeah Khusanov is off

Hr didn't how

[fluid moat]

3-2

Paz

Pretty cool

But Meret is ass

[thorn hornet]

Jorginho scored a pen lol

His first goal

[slim nacelle]

The Napoli gk fumbled it

[sweet tree]

ass

[fluid moat]

Meret

[thorn hornet]

Nah respect Meret

[fluid moat]

Kim fooled us into thinking this guy was one of the best

[noble fractal]

bayern penalty

[nimble onyx]

lmao

real

[noble fractal]

oh no penalty

[nimble onyx]

I'd take him over Joselu for sure

[noble fractal]

tbh it would have been undeserved

[sweet tree]

Napoli pen

nvm

[thorn hornet]

We qualified

N8ce

Copenhagen my respect

[sweet tree]

this madrid group kinda stinky

[sweet tree]

grats

[fluid moat]

He finally scored

After about 97 attempts

[smoky fable]

Joselu

Would have been a crime to waste from Jude

[noble fractal]

wow seems like bayern fans did not take that no pen well

[fluid moat]

Bayern have just screwed United even harder by not winning this game

[noble fractal]

lmao

[sweet tree]

Copenhagen and Gala on 5 points

tbh it's still the same for united, gotta beat Bayern at home and hope the other game ends in a tie.

Group A & F only interesting groups

Qualified teams for Ro16 so far, only 4 spots left
🇪🇸 Barcelona.
🇪🇸 Real Madrid.
🇪🇸 Atlético Madrid.
🇪🇸 Real Sociedad.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Manchester City.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Arsenal.
🇩🇪 Bayern Munich.
🇩🇪 Borussia Dortmund.
🇩🇪 RB Leipzig.
🇮🇹 Inter Milan.
🇮🇹 Lazio.
🇳🇱 PSV Eindhoven.

[slim nacelle]

It’s all part of their masterful plan to end United themselves at old Trafford, I’m predicting 5-0, nothing else

[celest zephyr]

While that makes logical sense I predict that Bayern blows that game 3-1

And man united make it in despite not deserving it

Just because the memes and also this team makes zero sense

[noble fractal]

MUN shitting itself to the next round would be so funny tbh

[celest zephyr]

Look like absolute shit against Bayern and somehow shithouse a win

[sweet tree]

oh pepi plays for PSV

[nimble onyx]

I can see that

[sweet tree]

didn't see his winner vs sevilla

[honest umbra]

Wouldn’t they need a draw from the other game as well?

[celest zephyr]

Yes

They would

They did draw last time already

So it wouldn’t be crazy to happen again

[smoky fable]

Riley Leonard is transferring to Notre Dame apparently. @weak gull

[honest umbra]

But knowing their situation, I feel like both teams will be far more aggressive

think a draw is the least likely result, it benefits neither of them

unless somehow Man U and Bayern ends first

[desert palm]

Congrats!!!!!

https://vxtwitter.com/MLB/status/1730002980479303977?s=20

https://vxtwitter.com/MLB/status/1730003801036206469?s=20

[desert palm]

second already in his young career!

[desert palm]

@short flame

[trail pebble]

Imagine copenhagen/gala qualified to round 16💀

And united in the bottom

[desert palm]

@robust grottohttps://fxtwitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1730006443632337270?s=46&t=UY20HgaD6aZuhSU9bzeHzA enjoy

[warm kestrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-bXnW7fi4s
Bears-Vikings are getting their own Greatest Game video.

[robust grotto]

.. we arent getting yama

man. mets are not going for it this offseason then. 1 year deal i can swallow, it's not awful. just shows me that Cohen is saving all his bullets for another time

It's obvious the overspending hurt him. this season will be about cutting deadwood, finding cheaper and lesser known players

very good sign for you @desert palm . Yanks will go big. Mets are def out

[desert palm]

ive already accepted that yamamoto is not coming to the yanks

[robust grotto]

oh boy...

[desert palm]

i dont want to get my hopes

[robust grotto]

then he may go where Ohtani goes

[desert palm]

imagine

[robust grotto]

after this dude I can't see him coming to the Mets. Mets will not get anyone of worth

it'll be lesser known guys that Stearns would've targeted in MIL

[desert palm]

I mean the mets are still linked to yamamoto

[robust grotto]

yeh bc of the money ties but idk I think the owner was burned so bad by all these contracts he signed

[desert palm]

but Just to keep your expectations in check expect him to become a braves

[robust grotto]

Senga and Lindor are the only contracts he's signed that haven't made you cringe

[desert palm]

I've accepted he is becoming a Red Sox

[desert palm]

hey hey hey

edwin diaz

[robust grotto]

I mean

he got injured bro

[desert palm]

the injury was a freak accident

[robust grotto]

he was here prior to cohen

that contract could blow up in the mets face

who knows hes ever that good again

mcneil and nimmo beyond overpaid

marte injured

verland and max got sent to the moon

really only Senga and Lindor so far

[desert palm]

2018 wild card sevy was amazing

ill never forget

[desert palm]

i honestly think that those are still young

contracts

we will see over time

[robust grotto]

I think we need to move Jeff soon

but who takes that money? idk

I don't mean to be a doomer

[desert palm]

btw

[robust grotto]

I just kinda starting to think that Cohen is annoyed all his money has been burned

[desert palm]

mind was blown the other day when i saw this

https://vxtwitter.com/PatrickBowe_/status/1729293644035764389?s=20

[robust grotto]

yeah dude

stud.

[desert palm]

if he can keep this up like jeets

[robust grotto]

plays every damn day, yet people hate him

idk why ....

[desert palm]

hall of fame for sure

[robust grotto]

he's also beloved by Cohen

they do family nights together

[hasty mesa]

I think this’ll LITERALLY change the face of the franchise

[robust grotto]

man, doesn't feel like he's been there that long but i guess he has

[weak gull]

Probs a good move for him, get a year in to show how good he actually is

[smoky fable]

Yep

[desert palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1730022303314911706?s=20

[thorn hornet]

You killed the man, but not the idea

[short flame]

[desert palm]

he was elite

he is young but 2 of these already

pretty impressive

[short flame]

And more to come

[desert palm]

btw his signature pitch nickname is the airbender

[desert palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1690548655273488384?s=20

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/FOS/status/1729987946441257135?s=20

[short flame]

Oh like the western series

[short flame]

[short flame]

Good deal

[sweet tree]

it's a nice cup

[slow violet]

7.7 BILLION dollars bruh i thought viewership was down

[dim kettle]

Demand for live sports is very high.

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/martinonyc/status/1730037937562095971?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NBA/status/1730038968639471947?s=20

[celest zephyr]

Shessssshhhh

Nascar making the big bucks

[robust grotto]

@dim kettle Wendle is mid to ass at best.. isn’t he ..

[dim kettle]

Joey Doubles I used to call him. Always clutch with RISP.

[robust grotto]

Well that makes me a little happy then

[desert palm]

Yeah, that was intentional

[short flame]

Good one

[simple seal]

Classic Rays devil magic

[desert palm]

lol

Faxs

And they win like 90% of their trades

[dim kettle]

You know, except the big ones like the Longoria one... And the Nelson Cruz one... And the Blake Snell one...

https://fixupx.com/Sportsnet/status/1730049673677725914?s=20

[desert palm]

Those are the 10%

[rustic ore]

And soon to be the Arozarena one

[desert palm]

I still don’t understand the Rays with that

[dim kettle]

That 10% really does a lot though. You gotta think about how much better the Rays would be if they actually kept or actually clicked on those trades.

[rustic ore]

I blame $tu, I always blame $tu, I always will blame $tu

[desert palm]

Don’t forgo they are open with Glasnow trades

[dim kettle]

You know, I heard about the Randy situation. But here's the reality, yes, I can ask the same thing, "What are they doing?" But I remember the 2018 off-season where they dumped a lot of the core especially Longoria and they ended up winning 90 that year and just missing the playoffs. I just stopped questioning the process and just see the results

[desert palm]

How are they going to entice investors to the Ballpark district if they’re getting rid of controllable players even if they’re going to arbitration

Just mad

[dim kettle]

Who knows. rn it's all speculation and Randy may or may not be traded.

Just a matter of time.

Still wondering what the hell is going on with the Franco situation rn. Curse different country legal systems.

https://fixupx.com/BallyMagic/status/1730050170237157451?s=20

Magic basketball is fun.

[desert palm]

lol

[hasty basin]

It went crazy

[nimble onyx]

love to see it

[sweet tree]

lakers and suns right off the bat huh

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/ConPow1124/status/1730053026122023051?s=20

[sweet tree]

knicks winning the in szn tournament

das crazy

[dim kettle]

So when they lose in the playoffs, they can say, "We won the in-season tournament though"

[hasty basin]

How long is Wendell Carter out for

[dim kettle]

He's getting closer to coming back.

He just had his cast removed.

[hasty basin]

Welp

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/OMagicDaily/status/1729551257457545713?s=20

[weak gull]

NBA fucked us man they said “well they won 14 without Cade”

That was under a COACH WHO TRIED TO WIN INITIALLY TO START THE YEAR STILL

So fucked man. Ain’t gone be shit for the foreseeable future and it sucks cause they’re the only one in Detroit who just don’t seem to have anything going

Nobody signing there and picked at fucking 5 last year

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[dim kettle]

6th overall pick coming up.

[honest umbra]

Maybe seventh if they’re lucky

[short flame]

@rustic mountain thought you’d enjoy this

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NBAMemes/status/1730096960424771864?s=20

[smoky fable]

It’s rough man.

[weak gull]

WHO DID THIS😂😂😂

[smoky fable]

And this NBA draft lacks a star like last year

[dim kettle]

I mean, there is a side of this that comes off as whining and an excuse. But, man. Josh Allen's collar basically got destroyed by an obvious horse-collar tackle and got no call with the ref looking directly at him. I'm not even talking about the DPI calls on under-thrown balls or the weak roughing the passer calls. Like, he said, if a player made a simple mistake during a game, they're fined during the week for everyone to see. The ref makes a mistake that could impact the game or potentially kill a season for a player, silence from the NFL.

[weak gull]

Yeah. Never know who could shine in the cbb year but looks average

[dim kettle]

Pistons really being the factory of sadness.

https://fixupx.com/NBAMemes/status/1730100384574926858?s=20

[sweet tree]

watched a jude comp and that perfomance was pretty good all around from him

[slow violet]

league softer than charmin

[warm kestrel]

2023 NBA In-Season Tournament:

Western Conference Semifinals:

1. Los Angeles Lakers vs. 4. Phoenix Suns
2. Sacremento Kings vs. 3. New Orleans Pelicans

Eastern Conference Semifinals:

1. Milwaukee Bucks vs. 4. New York Knicks
2. Indiana Pacers vs. 3. Boston Celtics

Sorry I'm late

[slow violet]

Pacers winning the whole shabang

[celest zephyr]

Not with that defense

They getting beat by Boston

If Orlando made it it’d be more scary hours

Cuz they are good this season on both ends and on absolute fire right now

[calm mulch]

they maybe be insanely bad right now but they got nothing on the Kings and the Wolves historically speaking

[calm mulch]

You ain't winning shit if you only beat your opponent by 3 after scoring 150+ pts

they don't believe in defense or something

[celest zephyr]

Yeah like i have zero faith

Especially win or go home

Celtics are just more consistent on both ends

Like maybe the pacers could shithouse their way to a win or two

But to win like 3 or 4 in a row with zero defense is hard

[rustic ore]

So what even is the prize of this in season tourney?

[celest zephyr]

still hilarious that darnell nurse has the 7th highest cap hit per year for a dman in the nhl

500k per player for the winning team

which is pretty good for guys who don't make a lot of money

200k each for second, 100k each for reaching semis, 50k each for reaching quarters

[celest zephyr]

Kings winning

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/Yankees/status/1730234838693614070?s=20

Yanks, what are you doing?!

[desert palm]

No politics on my part, but I do find it a little weird

@short flame https://vxtwitter.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1730220884747509913?s=46

That is MLB contract and he is still in the Minors

Exciting because he is your future!

[dim kettle]

I remember the Sox giving Eloy a massive contract before even hitting the majors.

[desert palm]

His minor leagues stats so far look verrrry promising

[short flame]

He’ll be good for the majors in no time

[desert palm]

Not to mention, he’s only 19

Although, don’t get too disheartened

But He is Venezuelan

And I know those countries have massive sports beef

lol

[celest zephyr]

this is way too early to give this much though

and idk for me i want to see a guy do something in the big leagues before paying them the big bucks

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/wfaa/status/1730246493934653672

[short flame]

[rustic ore]

Oh FFS

[torn gale]

Say it ain’t so

[smoky fable]

He’s probably done. Looked washed on the field as well.

[desert palm]

Wow Von Miller

Shocking

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/benfischersbj/status/1730250682366611643?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[desert palm]

What about teams that are in the same region?

What is going to happen with that

[celest zephyr]

terrible contract

[dim kettle]

Some teams are being phased out.

Which ones? Not 100% on that yet I think

[weak gull]

Not at all. Just tough times rn is all

[calm mulch]

the wolves have like only 4 seasons with 50+ wins and that's only because of Kevin Garnett

and the Kings were way more miserable

The Pistons are fine

[weak gull]

Kings are arguably the worst franchise in American sports historically speaking

[calm mulch]

That's why a big chunk of their fans became Golden State Warriors fans lmao

and i wish that was a joke

[dim kettle]

Remember when the Warriors were also a shit show?

[calm mulch]

they suddenly came back now though

[calm mulch]

pre 2006 warriors basically

[dim kettle]

And it all started because the T-Wolves missed on Curry twice.

[calm mulch]

now that i think about it no wonder Pat Bev was crying for winning the "play in tournament" lmao

blud was happy just for touching the playoffs

[sweet tree]

they need a name for it, hopefully it's not called usfl-xfl

also nice that Dc is staying

[dim kettle]

IDK if it's changed due to the Wolves winning a lot more recently. But I think they still have the title of worst all-time winning percentage in the 4 major North American sports

[sweet tree]

that was crazy

[torn gale]

https://tenor.com/view/timberwolves-celebration-patrick-beverly-nba-gif-25400359

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1730260021705838870?s=20

[robust grotto]

Wrong team to wear this against lol

Wearing silver pants / helmets against one of the only other teams to have silver helmets. Thank you seattle

[calm mulch]

this gonna be some trolling

or some serious meat riding for money idk

[celest zephyr]

Y’all about to hit the 20s 😭

Check the next few games it’s a pretty hard schedule

[dim kettle]

I’m a Magic fan. I’m riding the gravy train rn.

[celest zephyr]

W

That boy franz….

HE MIGHT BE ALL STAR

(Maybe hoping frfr)

[dim kettle]

Thanks, Bulls

[celest zephyr]

LOL

I’m really high in the wolves

I’m glad I kept my stock

I’d still trade Kat tho ngl

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/giants/status/1730265640617869557?s=46

@torn gale @robust grotto WR1

[slow violet]

It's just best of one right till the final game. I think they can win. Their streaky in defense but I feel like most teams are streaky on offense. I can see them pulling it off

[torn gale]

[robust grotto]

Love to see it but not tall enough for WR1 full time

[hasty mesa]

Disagree

He has the speed and ability to be that guy for us

His catches are nuts

[robust grotto]

That’s fair, I’m not saying he’s ass that he’s tiny

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1730254976381841915?s=46

[torn gale]

How should I get started to get involved in watching soccer. Idk what to do about all these leagues

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/jjwatt/status/1730279483507429885?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[torn gale]

Wtf JJ Watt breaking in the news

Crazy

[short flame]

Start with one of the Spanish English or Italian league and the champions league

[torn gale]

Ok thanks

[short flame]

Manchester city vs Tottenham on Sunday is a good match

Napoli inter Milan as well

Barcelona atletico

All games on Sunday

[torn gale]

I’ll watch some games and pick a team eventually

I used to watch Barcelona way back when Messi played there but that was for Messi not Barcelona

Messi 🐐

[short flame]

To be honest I don’t watch it for Barcelona but I really like atletico Madrid

However it’s not a style for everyone

[short flame]

As long as it’s not villa or eintrach Frankfurt you can choose anyone

[torn gale]

[nimble onyx]

oh nvm we are playing at home

[celest zephyr]

Miller is done for

Also man nfl really gotta do something about cte

[celest zephyr]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/31011670/no-charges-filed-denver-broncos-lb-von-miller

Also this happened

[hasty basin]

Camavinga did a Whoopsie

[sweet tree]

loool

[celest zephyr]

jude > cr7

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1730301454865379538

[hasty basin]

Decent eff as well

[calm mulch]

the pelicans make no sense

they are supposedly trash but they beat godlike teams like the sixers and nuggets like that

[hasty basin]

Futbol11 grid
||Had to reuse some players and even then I didn't get it done, gotta remember German Ajax for next time cos wtf||

||Now I remembered Koulibaly but I was stuck on Ajax Germany so much that I barely got those 2 in time||

[sweet tree]

yeah not any recognizable ones

[hasty basin]

Whotf is

||Barcelona American or Ajax American apart from Dest||

[sweet tree]

Konrad de la fuente

was also another American player that played for us

ajax idk

[hasty basin]

Ig no clue

WAIT

DE LA FUENTE?

[sweet tree]

what

[hasty basin]

This nepotism man

Mhm

Any connections to Luis De La Fuente?

[sweet tree]

no idea lul

nah don't think so

[hasty basin]

Nvm then

[sweet tree]

his parents are haitian

[hasty basin]

Ig we know why he chose USA then

[sweet tree]

he was born there

besides Haiti aren't a good football national team

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[sweet tree]

he only has 3 apps for USA tho, he doesn't get called up anymore since he ain't in a top club

[hasty basin]

Marseille

[sweet tree]

loaned to Eibar it seems but still a Marseille player

[hasty basin]

Futbol11

This one was so weird

It didn't let me choose Scotland's LITERAL starting gk

[honest umbra]

Konrad

he was a story at Barca like 2 seasons ago

[thorn hornet]

They didn't let me chose 2 scottish right backs lol

[hasty basin]

Breh

[sweet tree]

icl I did like dest at one point, balled out a couple of games for us but the dude was just awful defensively.

[hasty basin]

Yep remember he was roasted for that all season

[sweet tree]

he was particularly bad when xavi became coach

he'd either get cooked by a foward or was usually never backtracking him... it was ugly on the transition

I guess I'd say he was a lazy defender

[smoky fable]

He’s awful at it

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/BleacherReport/status/1730320525031878959?s=20

[burnt cedar]

Nearly blanked out on the dms nationality

[hasty basin]

Idk why I always go with Baumgartner for Austria

Decided to switch it up today

[sweet tree]

is that for prem players

[hasty basin]

Nah

Meant to be for everyone but some players don't work

For unknown reasons

[burnt cedar]

Legends one is way too easy

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol

I don't do that one

If it was only like REAL legends

Then it would be fun but

[burnt cedar]

Did the wordle for the first time

Managed to get it second guess

Was a random guess

[sweet tree]

how tf

[burnt cedar]

No idea

Was struggling to think of players who began with that letter

He was the first one that came to mind

[hasty basin]

Lmaooo

Wait wtf

It just updated

I was gonna show mine

Ok doing this on hard mode + with real players is ultra hard so ima give up doing that

Welp

Futbol11 grid

Had to use a duplicate again...

[honest umbra]

don’t tell sanjuan or ur gonna get cooked

[hasty basin]

?

[thorn hornet]

Could've gone for Hickey

[hasty basin]

Is that the old one

[rustic ore]

So they’re swapping out 1 ass whooping for another ass whooping?

[hasty basin]

Or the updated

[rustic ore]

Cause Seattle keeps getting bodied by good teams

[thorn hornet]

New

[dim kettle]

Hey, anything is better than seeing NE in primetime.

[thorn hornet]

I did it as soon as clock struck 00:00

[hasty basin]

The nations are the same tho lol

And the formation

Wtf

[thorn hornet]

It's getting updated in like 2 hours