sports

[slate lance]

I’ve been saying this last year

[hasty mesa]

Same

[celest zephyr]

Ofc o line blocks normally but getting pushed in is something else

[hasty mesa]

Watch what happens when Kelce retires

And others

[celest zephyr]

Imo you gotta run purely on your own power to have it count

[hasty mesa]

Hurts will become Justin Fields

[celest zephyr]

If someone pushes you in it doesn’t

And it’s just an offensive td

Or maybe give it to the o line rofl

[slate lance]

Lamar Hurts SB gotta happen I need it

[celest zephyr]

No Lamar big cock Brock

[haughty moss]

Lmao

[dawn tapir]

Any chance Purdy could win mvp?

[hasty mesa]

Plz no

[hasty mesa]

Needs to light up the rest of year

And win the NFC prob

[slate lance]

Daron Bland > that hold merchant in New Jersey

[hasty mesa]

No way Niners don’t win NFC and Purdy goes over Hurts

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-4095597578532971838

[dawn tapir]

Tua also could win mvp if the dolphins can get the 1st seed in AFC and he plays great the rest of the year

[hasty mesa]

If you were to hold me at gunpoint and give you the winners:

MVP: CMC
OPOY: Tyreek (especially if he hits 2k)
DPOY: Myles Garrett
OROY: Stroud
DROY: Jalen Carter

[slate lance]

CMC isn’t mvp lol

[hasty mesa]

Yeah cuz it’s a QB award

[celest zephyr]

MVP: CJ the goat
OPOY: CMC
DPOY: Micah Parsons
OROY: CJ Stroud

[hasty mesa]

But he deserves it more than the QBs in running imo

Middling QB play this season

[celest zephyr]

I don’t know any defensive rookies ngl

[slate lance]

Uhh

[hasty mesa]

Jalen Carter

[slate lance]

Witherspoon

[smoky fable]

Jalen Carter

[celest zephyr]

Yeah carter is a beast but fuck the eagles

[smoky fable]

Devon Witherspoon

[hasty mesa]

Witherspoon isn’t close

[slate lance]

Will anderson

[celest zephyr]

And fuck the Seahawks

Good enough Anderson can win

[rustic ore]

It's either him or Hill, no QB deserves it this year

[slate lance]

Yea literally

[smoky fable]

They’ll still give it to a qb though

[celest zephyr]

CJ stroud can win mvp

[hasty mesa]

He can

[rustic ore]

A rookie has never won it, it won't happen this year

[hasty mesa]

He’s the only QB that makes me go “wow”

[celest zephyr]

Dang it

[hasty mesa]

But

[smoky fable]

It’s been 11 years since a non qb won MVP

[hasty mesa]

He has to continue

And win division

[celest zephyr]

Only mvp who I’d want to get it

[smoky fable]

and that was Adrian Peterson with 2k yards

[celest zephyr]

How kupp didn’t with his triple crown season is a crime

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

Stroud won’t win MVP

Def OROY tho

[celest zephyr]

I want to be mad about Rodgers winning mvp in 2020 but dude absolutely balled out

Fair enough if you throw 48 tds with only 5 picks and at Rodgers efficiency

121.5 for an entire season is comical

[rustic ore]

Donald deserved MVP over Mahomes in 2018

[dawn tapir]

Sam Howell is the new Jameis Winston. Strong arm. big throws. many Picks. Only thing i think Sam is better at is being clutch in some moments.

[celest zephyr]

He is for sure

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-thank-you-gif-22355336

[hasty mesa]

Sam Howell is interesting

[rustic ore]

Fuck you tenor

[hasty mesa]

Where does Washington go from here lol

I guess they just got new ownership so

Fire Ron

New HC

[rustic ore]

New HC and new GM to start

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

Then go from there

[dawn tapir]

Howell prolly gonna be the passing yards leader this year but also the interception leader prolly

[hasty mesa]

Howell is a placeholder clearly

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-aw-win-eating-football-gif-16031374

[dawn tapir]

he has potential tho

[hasty mesa]

He does

He’s better than I thought he’d be

But by the time everything new is situated

Prob best to draft a new QB in Wash

Clean the whole slate

[rustic ore]

Having potential just means you suck now

My big thing with DC is that their O-line is trash

[slate lance]

whens the last time a secondary won DPOY?

[rustic ore]

New QB ain't gonna change that

[rustic ore]

Believe 2009

With Charles Woodson

Oh wait

Nvm

Gilmore in 2019

[dawn tapir]

yeh but if howell succeeds in another team then that would be horrible lol

[proud coyote]

polamolu won in 2010 too

[celest zephyr]

No no trey lance is going to be the next josh Allen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[proud coyote]

polamalu?

[celest zephyr]

How dare you say that

[rustic ore]

Yeah Polamalu won it once

But Gilmore was the latest

[dawn tapir]

Sam Howell better than Bryce Young

[rustic ore]

Not exactly a high bar

[slate lance]

sam howell just a stat merchant unfort

[rustic ore]

Both figuratively and quite literally because of how short Young is

https://tenor.com/view/so-small-south-park-gif-20507467

[celest zephyr]

Dang b2b RBs won mvp

[rustic ore]

I love this gif so very much

[celest zephyr]

Wtf rich Gannon won an mvp????

[rustic ore]

Yup

Year they got blown out in the SB by my Bucs 😎

[celest zephyr]

Might be the most random guy for me that won mvp

[dim ledge]

[dawn tapir]

i think Howell should get one more year to prove it with a new coach. We could draft a QB to put behind him to pressure him.

[rustic ore]

I love how that had to be cut off because of the zoom in

[rustic ore]

Couldn't hurt, Sanders coming out in 2025 as well

[hasty basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1727835479779733732

Tf is going on with Madrid man

[rustic ore]

Build up the O-line, get more d-line help

[sweet tree]

that's kinda how I feel

those ints numbers tho, they don't look good.

[rustic ore]

Honestly outside of Allen and Payne (and maybe Curl) that whole defense needs help

[smoky fable]

Corners aren’t good enough outside of fuller maybe

And he’s probably leaving

[rustic ore]

Sanders?

He should

[smoky fable]

??

Sanders

[rustic ore]

Shedeur

[sweet tree]

Brahim gonna be their winger with no Vini/Rodrygo lol

[smoky fable]

I’m confused

You went from Washington to Colorado

[rustic ore]

Oh I'm sorry what player were you talking about is leaving?

[smoky fable]

Kendall fuller.

The Washington cornerback

[rustic ore]

Ah my b

[smoky fable]

But Shedeur should go

He’s going to get murked by that line

[rustic ore]

His stats are honestly fantastic despite being sacked regularly

Obvi a part of that is on him but it's mostly a shit line

[dim ledge]

THEY'RE WEARING THE LIMES

REEEEEEEE

[rustic ore]

You put the lime in the coconut

[dim ledge]

I put the gun to my temple

[rustic ore]

Whoever thought all lime green unis were a good idea deserves to have expensive car issues for the rest of their life

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/bleach-simpson-homer-gif-12946893

[dim ledge]

There's only one answer to this

[celest zephyr]

Nah they deserve to have expensive plumbing issues

[hasty mesa]

I like the limes

[dim ledge]

Join, comrades

[celest zephyr]

No wonder the giants suck

They saw too much lime green and burned their eyes

So they can’t play football anymore

It all makes sense now

[rustic ore]

Watching pipes get unplugged is a guilty pleasure of mine

It's gross but weirdly satisfying to see them cleared

[smoky fable]

Too bad the internet has made the context weird in other ways

[dim ledge]

[rustic ore]

Pretty sure the most common cause of drain blockages besides flushing something down you shouldn't is displacement

[dim ledge]

I'm curious

Obviously lions and cowboys always play

[rustic ore]

Trees and plants are kind of a bitch like that sometimes

[dim ledge]

But what team happens to be the most common as well on thanksgiving

Feel like I've seen a lot of Washington

[sweet tree]

I used to always see cowboys and washington every Thanksgiving lol

no idea why tbf

[dim ledge]

Niners every Thanksgiving pls @nfl

[rustic ore]

Bears and Packers are tied for 3rd with 37 a piece

[dim ledge]

Knew there was a stat

Thank you buc

[rustic ore]

Washington somewhat shockingly only has 14

[dim ledge]

Niners?

Feel like we're below Washington

9 maybe

[smoky fable]

They are

[rustic ore]

This is #7 for them

[dim ledge]

Huh

[sweet tree]

whats first

[rustic ore]

Cowboys

Wait no

It's Lions

I'm dumb

Lions by a mile

84

[smoky fable]

That’s a lot of bad football

[rustic ore]

Cowboys at 2 with 57

[celest zephyr]

Dallas and lions yeah top 2

[honest umbra]

why do they lose so much then?

[celest zephyr]

Cuz they’ve played every year for a long ass time

Or pretty much every year

[rustic ore]

They apparently invented it

So it's just tradition

[celest zephyr]

Tradition to lose

[honest umbra]

They invented thanksgiving?

[rustic ore]

Yeah

Killed a bunch of Natives

Colonized

Then made shitty cars

God Bless America

[dim ledge]

Here we go baby

[rustic ore]

🥹 🫡

[smoky fable]

The Model T ford

Efficient assemblies but not high quality

[rustic ore]

Singer be a cutie

Oh Niners wearing their alt away gear

I dig it

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[rustic ore]

Tell me I'm wrong

[smoky fable]

Doubling down

Didn’t watch

[celest zephyr]

mrbeast

[rustic ore]

Maybe I'm alone in this

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-eyes-damn-omg-look-at-that-gif-17267760

[dim ledge]

Happens to also be my Kittle jersey :)

Lfg

[smoky fable]

It’s a good fit

[rustic ore]

But I really don't like when 2 teams wear mono colored jerseys

Feel like one of them should at least have different pants on

[dim ledge]

Ugh

The limes man

[smoky fable]

Makes my eyes bleed

[rustic ore]

It burns

[smoky fable]

Just wear these ones

[dim ledge]

Silver, navy, forest green

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/seattle-seahawks-vs49ers-football-tackle-gif-15590716

[dim ledge]

That's lovely

[rustic ore]

Damn shame Chancellor's career ended when it did

Dude had HOF talent

[smoky fable]

It did, but I do not miss it

[dim ledge]

Had a bit too much to drink but we move

2 whiskies a beer and 4 wines

[smoky fable]

Think his last game was on the cardinals field

Weird

[dim ledge]

Greek thanksgiving

[rustic ore]

You better be drinking water as well young man

[dim ledge]

I am sorry not

[rustic ore]

[dim ledge]

Worry*

[smoky fable]

Uh oh

[rustic ore]

Tsk tsk

[smoky fable]

He’s wasted

[dim ledge]

I am not

[dawn tapir]

who you think winning this game seahawks or 49ers?

[dim ledge]

I was

But not anymore

[smoky fable]

Please niners

[haughty moss]

mhm

[dim ledge]

Bang bang niner gang

[smoky fable]

Knock Seattle out of here

[rustic ore]

SF, no excuse

Geno has a bad elbow on his throwing arm

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/seattle-seahawks-mascot-seattle-seahawks-go-go-team-winner-gif-16591340

[smoky fable]

There’s CMC

[celest zephyr]

The niners about to mine the Seahawks out of their grave after this game

[dim ledge]

CMC opoy

Idc

White boy can run

[rustic ore]

CMC is disgusting on that angle route

[celest zephyr]

Yeah Brock purdy is very fast

[rustic ore]

Oof, so close

[smoky fable]

Damn

[celest zephyr]

Cmc is a cheat code

[dim ledge]

Good plan, just off

[smoky fable]

Force out rule was a mess

[dim ledge]

Purdy ❤️

[rustic ore]

Nice play

[smoky fable]

The niners center has snapped it low every time

Something to monitor

[rustic ore]

Little high-low concept

[smoky fable]

What’s with the center

[dim ledge]

That's been happening

[smoky fable]

Worrying

[rustic ore]

They bite deep and open up everything underneath

1st

[dim ledge]

CMC first down

But of course

[smoky fable]

Yeah CMC is going to score a touchdown

[dim ledge]

I'm fairly sure first down is CMCs surname

[rustic ore]

Big run

[honest umbra]

Wait it is?

[smoky fable]

Wow

[honest umbra]

That’s a cool surname

[dim ledge]

Huge

What a fucking guy

[smoky fable]

You might be 5 seconds ahead

[rustic ore]

I don't know why I forgot Seattle traded for Leonard Williams

[smoky fable]

Big hole

[honest umbra]

Buc and monster are always ahead

[hasty mesa]

Pete Carrolls face

[honest umbra]

That’s why I can’t be here when I watch games

[hasty mesa]

After that run

Hilarious

[rustic ore]

Easy Purdy

[smoky fable]

Sorry man

[dim ledge]

My father

"what a stupid uniforms"

(for Seattle)

[honest umbra]

Your father is a 9ers fan?

[dim ledge]

Not necessarily

[smoky fable]

Always get nervous about that tackle

[dim ledge]

Just thinks the line is ugly

[rustic ore]

Dime

[dim ledge]

And it is!

[rustic ore]

1st and goal

[smoky fable]

Samuel

[honest umbra]

Dime

[smoky fable]

Almost a touchdown

[dim ledge]

deuxbo

[smoky fable]

Well I’ll get my Cmc td then

For gambling purposes

[hasty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/look-up-scared-willem-dafoe-gif-17761333

Pete Carroll

[rustic ore]

Stuffed

[dim ledge]

Held at the line of scrim

[honest umbra]

Wait is there a way both teams can lose?

[dim ledge]

Maybe -1?

[celest zephyr]

His first name is td

[smoky fable]

Right as I open my mouth

[smoky fable]

A tie

[celest zephyr]

A tie would blow

I’m so sad there hasn’t been one yet

[smoky fable]

An Aiyuk touchdown wouldn’t hurt

[rustic ore]

TD

Deebo

[smoky fable]

Samuel

[dim ledge]

DEEEEBO

Easy

[smoky fable]

You’re slightly ahead

[rustic ore]

Great play design

[smoky fable]

I don’t know how

[dim ledge]

Kyle is a mastermind

[celest zephyr]

Dang it if only i didn’t have a test tomorrow

[honest umbra]

No cmc points for u buddy

[celest zephyr]

I’d love to watch the Seahawks look like ass

[dim ledge]

Massive hole

Look at that

[rustic ore]

Technically that was a read option

[honest umbra]

Well they read wrong

[rustic ore]

They had to pay attention to Purdy and left Deebo by himself for the walk in score

[rustic ore]

All their star players getting injured?

Given SF's luck in recent years it might actually happen

For themselves I mean

[dim ledge]

This is 10000x nicer than current kits btw

Night and day

[rustic ore]

Fr

Clean

Classic

I would say consider making that their mains again but then there's Detroit

[dim ledge]

Yeah that's definitely a big roadblock

[rustic ore]

Yeesh

[smoky fable]

Oh

[rustic ore]

What a return

[smoky fable]

Good return

Not good

[dim ledge]

Wait

Moody kicked that?

Why

[hasty mesa]

Niners special teams…..

[rustic ore]

Should've put more mustard on it

I blame the coverage team more than Moody though

Pete you are nuts

[smoky fable]

Running with an injured qb

Stupid as hell

[rustic ore]

Injured starting QB and you have him do a designed QB run

[hasty mesa]

Is Walker out btw

[dim ledge]

Yes Pete, use your freshly recovered qb to run

[hasty mesa]

Like it’s all Charbonnet

[dim ledge]

Yea

[smoky fable]

Yes

[hasty mesa]

Got it

Let’s see what happens

[rustic ore]

Too far out

[dim ledge]

Inc

[rustic ore]

Nice break up by Ward though

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

[dim ledge]

Can they FG from here?

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

[rustic ore]

They can try

[dim ledge]

Figured

[rustic ore]

Myers is iffy from deep though

Oof

Nearly a pick

[dim ledge]

Inc

[smoky fable]

Should have been picked

[dim ledge]

Lovely

3 and out

[smoky fable]

Field goal coming

[dim ledge]

Good response after that poor ST

[hasty mesa]

FG time

[rustic ore]

"Little tug but not that much"

[hasty mesa]

Ward did his jobs

[dim ledge]

Usually does!

[hasty mesa]

Clown league

[rustic ore]

Good

[smoky fable]

Made it

[rustic ore]

Just snuck it in

[dim ledge]

Low but in

[rustic ore]

I've said it before

[hasty mesa]

The shade from the Rams game

[rustic ore]

But kicking an FG/PAT is like a golf swing

[hasty mesa]

Damn

[celest zephyr]

Yay Seahawks getting lucky fun

[hasty mesa]

Don’t gotta do him like that

[celest zephyr]

Must have lots of experience with all of the time spent on the golf course

Eh Seahawks

[hasty mesa]

“This is the kick that would’ve won them the Rams game”

[celest zephyr]

Dang it why didn’t i come up with that one

[hasty mesa]

The announcer did

It was foul

[rustic ore]

Tell me you lost money betting without telling me you lost money betting

[hasty mesa]

TRUE

[celest zephyr]

Better have lost money betting on the Seahawks to win this game

And then they get blown out

[rustic ore]

I swear it's a tradition for games in Seattle for someone to take a film crew to that fish market to watch the guys pass the fish

In this case it was a turkey

[celest zephyr]

Did they underthrow it like geno will in the clutch?

[rustic ore]

"$34.99 per pound" That's foul marketing

Dime

Deebo

What a throw

[dim ledge]

Gorgeous

[smoky fable]

Looks like a Deebo game

[celest zephyr]

Deebo going to cook

[dim ledge]

Kittle will get targets

[rustic ore]

Dime

Deebo again

My goodness

[smoky fable]

Yeah it’s his game

[dim ledge]

Seattle's defense sleeping

[rustic ore]

Uh oh, announcer just said Deebo shaken up?

[hasty mesa]

Deebo fantasy managers

[hasty mesa]

Oh no

[rustic ore]

Nice run CMC

[dim ledge]

CMC you nasty man

[smoky fable]

They can’t stop this offense

[slate lance]

seahawks defense....

fucking ass

[smoky fable]

Late flag

[rustic ore]

Oof

[smoky fable]

Wow

[rustic ore]

Holding on SF

[dim ledge]

Holding smh

[rustic ore]

Will say though

[hasty mesa]

Holding

[rustic ore]

Love the patches on the jerseys for John Madden

Makes me happy

[hasty mesa]

Ye

Winner eats a turducken yeah?

[dim ledge]

Deebo back in

[rustic ore]

Timeout

[smoky fable]

Noise affected it

[rustic ore]

If you ever get free time you should consider looking up videos of John Madden, take all the memes you've seen/heard of hardcore NFL fans, remove the negative ones, combine it with a teddy bear of a man who was a HOF coach and later announcer and that's who Madden was

[smoky fable]

He was a good man

[celest zephyr]

What a legend

[rustic ore]

Wonderful man

[celest zephyr]

Dude made madden have to have 11 players on both sides

Even though they wanted to have less cuz of the limitations at the time

[rustic ore]

Became close friends with Derek Stingley's grand dad after he got paralyzed in a game

Helped support him and his family's effort in making the game safer

[dim ledge]

The wine....calls me....

[celest zephyr]

Truely a goat

Balkan about to pass out drunk

[dim ledge]

Not even close

[celest zephyr]

Why not just drink after every first down

Easy

[rustic ore]

Well put your phone on silent silly

It's football time

[dim ledge]

True!

Cmon Purdy

[celest zephyr]

Just turn it off lol easy

[dim ledge]

2&15

[rustic ore]

Jennings

Bruh

What are you doing?

[smoky fable]

Damn

[rustic ore]

Don't stop running

[smoky fable]

Could have sold the hold

[rustic ore]

Fr

[smoky fable]

Looked uncatchable cause of it

[rustic ore]

Dumb play

[smoky fable]

Yeah there was nothing

[slate lance]

wtf was that play

[dim ledge]

Bad

[smoky fable]

Screen

Might have knocked them out

[slate lance]

screen play for what

[hasty mesa]

Yikes stuffed out of FG range

Nice job Leo

Happy he’s on a defense like this

[rustic ore]

Better pin them inside their 10

Nice

At the 6

[hasty mesa]

Nice

[dim ledge]

Penalty killed that drive

[hasty mesa]

Seahawks actually have 2 Giants defenders

[rustic ore]

I still think Jennings stopped running

[hasty mesa]

Both made plays that drive

Julian Love, Leonard Williams

[celest zephyr]

Sigh

[rustic ore]

If he kpet moving I really do think he could've tried for a TD

[hasty mesa]

Maybe

[dim ledge]

Chilling on couch after eating my fill and watching da Niners

Good feeling

[rustic ore]

Football and holidays are a great match

Food, friends/fam, football

[hasty mesa]

I’m back at the hotel, chilling in bed watching the game

It really doesn’t get better

Had a good day

[rustic ore]

Tomorrow gonna be a shit show game, Tim Boyle in his first ever start

Tua against a great D

[smoky fable]

Not watching

Will relax

[rustic mountain]

I honestly can't say there is much football I like watching rn

[hasty mesa]

Garrett Wilson is going for 100+ yards

[rustic ore]

Lol

Geno slipped

[smoky fable]

What was that

Almost a safety

[rustic mountain]

Oh god Seattle's highlighter greens

[dim ledge]

FUCK

Almost a safety man

[smoky fable]

Goes down as a sack

[hasty mesa]

Geno

[smoky fable]

Oh he tripped on charbonnet

[rustic ore]

Oh he tripped on his RB's foot

Rough

[slate lance]

LMAO

[smoky fable]

That was close

Welp

That was a blown up drive

[dim ledge]

3 and out

[slate lance]

that was so bad

[hasty mesa]

Niners gonna get good field position

Is Geno ok?

[rustic ore]

I doubt it

Bum elbow

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

Doesn’t look good

[rustic ore]

Really should've started Lock imo

[slate lance]

nah hes fine

[rustic ore]

It was a short week

I would've given him the rest of the week off

[rustic mountain]

Wonder if Drew would be better

[slate lance]

just wasn;t a good drive

drew sucks

[rustic ore]

Prob not but he would've been healthy

[rustic mountain]

I know a lot of Seahawks fans that want Geno sat

[rustic ore]

Side note that blows my mind that Witherspoon for Seattle is PFF's 5th ranked CB this season

Wild

CMC

You nasty man

[hasty mesa]

Feel like Drew Lock is the answer then

[smoky fable]

Wow

[dim ledge]

CMC has to be opoy man

[hasty mesa]

CMC man

[dim ledge]

Has to be

[hasty mesa]

That’s my MVP

[smoky fable]

Could have gained more if he bounces it outside of Aiyuk’s block

To the sideline

[rustic ore]

Happens

[smoky fable]

But he made that run happen

Trick play

[rustic ore]

Kyle don't get cute

[smoky fable]

Nope

Covered

Aiyuk was covered

[hasty mesa]

Yeah man wasn’t open

[smoky fable]

Guess Deebo is the running back 2 of this offense now

Funny

[rustic ore]

Waste of Mitchell then imo

Holy shit

What a play

[smoky fable]

Wow

[rustic ore]

Jennings

[smoky fable]

He got it

Jennings

[slate lance]

how tf

[smoky fable]

What an effort

[rustic ore]

Terrible tackling

[slate lance]

bro these people cant tackle

[dim ledge]

3rd and Jauan

[hasty mesa]

Wow

[smoky fable]

I thought he was stopped

[hasty mesa]

Seahawks man

[smoky fable]

Expected Witherspoon to stop him

[hasty mesa]

There’s a problem here

[smoky fable]

He’s kicking himself

[rustic ore]

This game going really slow for anyone else?

[hasty mesa]

Define slow

[rustic ore]

Like I'm shocked we're still in the 1st Q

[hasty mesa]

Oh

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

[smoky fable]

They’ve ran the ball too

[rustic ore]

Sack

[hasty mesa]

It’s just about to ebd

[rustic ore]

Oh wait

[smoky fable]

Huh

Kittle man

[hasty mesa]

Flip forward to Kittle

Wow

[rustic ore]

Guess it was a completion

Dangerous play

[hasty mesa]

Yep

[rustic mountain]

If Mahomes made that play

Everyone would say he was magic

[rustic ore]

Love some freshly cooked Turkey man

[smoky fable]

Flag

Might be a hold

[rustic ore]

DPI perhaps?

[smoky fable]

Illegal contact

[rustic ore]

Illegal contact

[hasty mesa]

Flag

[rustic ore]

Auto 1st

[smoky fable]

First down

[rustic ore]

Oh yeah

[hasty mesa]

Damn

[rustic ore]

Hugged Kittle

[hasty mesa]

Can’t do that

[smoky fable]

Tre Brown is not stopping Kittle

[hasty mesa]

Big problem

[smoky fable]

There is CMC

Easiest check down and cheat code

[hasty mesa]

Need an Aiyuk TD please

[rustic ore]

Pete Carroll lowkey turning into leather

[rustic mountain]

Gonna be a long night in Seattle. I expected as much

[hasty mesa]

MVP

[smoky fable]

I would like that too

[rustic mountain]

Better let my coworker know he is gonna lose this bet

[smoky fable]

But CMC first

[rustic ore]

Nearly a 1st

[smoky fable]

Oh my god

I thought he scored

[rustic ore]

Tush Push time

[smoky fable]

What bet did he make

[smoky fable]

Please no

[rustic mountain]

He is a very delusional Seahawks fan

[smoky fable]

Sounds like a normal one

Hope he enjoys 2014

[rustic mountain]

So he bets on them to win a lot. Especially when the 9ers play them

[rustic ore]

Oh wait, they gave him the 1st

TD

CMC

[smoky fable]

LETS GO

[rustic mountain]

So he bet 3 energy drinks on this game

[dim ledge]

CMC baby

[smoky fable]

I WON my bet

[hasty mesa]

TD CMC

[dim ledge]

CMC is that guy man idc

[hasty mesa]

Nice

[dim ledge]

RB1

[hasty mesa]

He’s more impressive than the “MVP” QBs

Idc

He’s RB0

He’s the perfect modern RB

[rustic mountain]

CMC will need an historic season to take it from a QB

Just saying

[hasty mesa]

If only that record was still standing

And ongoing

[rustic ore]

Blue Eyes White Privilege for his 15th total TD of season

[rustic mountain]

See something like that

The Daughter Dater 9000

Needs a big time season

[rustic ore]

No QB deserves it this year though

[rustic mountain]

Oh I agree

[rustic ore]

Play is super down among all QBs

[rustic mountain]

Play is down amongst everyone rn tbh. Even the eagles are just super impressive

[rustic ore]

If AP can win it in a down QB year like 2012 was then CMC or potentially Hill could easily take it this year

[rustic mountain]

Please god not Hill

That would be disgusting

[hasty mesa]

CMC is doing overall more than Hill imo

But it’s close

[rustic ore]

Why would someone give a child a highlighter green jersey?

That's just mean

[smoky fable]

That guy on the sidelines looks hurt

[rustic ore]

Pick

Come on

[smoky fable]

Pick

[rustic ore]

Yup

[smoky fable]

Yep

[dim ledge]

Int!

[smoky fable]

Bad throw

AmbryThomas

[dim ledge]

Ambry again baby

[rustic ore]

Very

Read it the entire way

[smoky fable]

Yeah

It is

Your niners are rolling

Geno smith isn’t in good condition

Should have tried drew lock

[haughty moss]

These games ass

Good thing I got a nap in

[hasty mesa]

They should put Drew in

You’re gonna throw away this game

[rustic ore]

Geno isn't gonna push the ball deep tonight, not with his arm hurt

[dim ledge]

Wish I coulda napped

Had to host

[rustic ore]

SF defense doing what it needs to

[haughty moss]

I had no choice in the nap
Food overpowered me

[rustic mountain]

They score here Imma go watch True Grit

[dim ledge]

I fought through it with a walk

[haughty moss]

[rustic ore]

Nice TFL by Adams

Sack

[slate lance]

good 3 out

[rustic ore]

Thoguht they might have called that for a facemask for a second

Money ST play by SF

[dim ledge]

Huge

Watch. Safety incoming

[rustic ore]

Great bounce on that punt

Killed all the momentum of the ball

Made it easy to secure outside of the endzone

[hasty mesa]

The hell was that toss

Lol

[dim ledge]

Yeah Wishnowsky has been excellent this season

[rustic ore]

I can't remember, were Peyton Manning and Tom Brady ads as obnoxious as Mahomes ones are now?

I wasn't big into the NFL during their primes as the faces of the league

Holy shit

Oh wait, not catch

I did not expect that throw though

Short

Has to be a block in the back

McCloud shaken up it seems

Nvm, no flag

Dime

Aiyuk

[smoky fable]

You will lose to these guys Jordyn Brooks

[dim ledge]

These kits man

I hate it

[rustic ore]

Money

Kittle

[smoky fable]

There’s Kittle

[dim ledge]

George is not an easy man to topple

Much less win a contest with

[rustic ore]

Oof

Could've been a TD

Oh wow

What a break up by Witherspoon

Insane

Money

Deebo

[smoky fable]

Cmc might get it again

[dim ledge]

Purdy run in pls

Or George

[rustic ore]

TD!

CMC!

[smoky fable]

CMC

[rustic ore]

Wow

[smoky fable]

again

Wow

[dim ledge]

Oh my god lmfao

CMC

Please

[rustic ore]

That was pure want to by CMC

Crazy

[dim ledge]

Man possessed

[rustic ore]

TD #16 now

[dim ledge]

Insane

21-3 Niners

But we overpaid for CMC

[versed forge]

Cmc is too good

[hasty mesa]

This dude

[dim ledge]

[hasty mesa]

I’m TELLING you

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/toaster-toast-popup-gif-11022118

[hasty mesa]

No QB is impressing at their position like CMC does at RB

What a player

[rustic mountain]

Well that was fun. Sorta

[hasty mesa]

Starting Geno cost them the game

[rustic ore]

Have a feeling if they do make the switch to Lock it'll be too little too late

Don't think they will though

[hasty mesa]

Ofc

[rustic ore]

Living and dying on that sword

[hasty mesa]

I’m saying like if they started Drew

[rustic ore]

Oh yeah

[hasty mesa]

Maybe the first quarter doesn’t go like it did

[dim ledge]

More wine

[rustic ore]

#1 for Seattle don't do that

You're down 21-3, no whatever the hell that was for an average return

Okay at this point you gotta do better than that Seattle

At this point the D knows you're gonna be forcing the deep shots

False start

[weak gull]

21-3?

[dim ledge]

Getting ugly

[weak gull]

Back to sleep

[smoky fable]

Yeah it’s ugly

[dim ledge]

CMC unironically toying with this D

[rustic ore]

Sack

[dim ledge]

Hargrave and Bosa

[smoky fable]

Hey look it’s javon Hargrave

[rustic ore]

Hargrave and Bosa meeting in the back field

[smoky fable]

Good defensive tackle

[rustic ore]

Actually that's fully gonna go to Hargrave

[dim ledge]

Peters is in his forties lol poor guy

[rustic ore]

Yeesh

Nasty hit at the end

[smoky fable]

He is a hall of famer though

[dim ledge]

McCloud been pretty average on returns

Oh no I'm not saying he's shit

[smoky fable]

Still startable which is insane

[dim ledge]

Just that he's ancient and has to deal with the likes of our D line

[rustic ore]

Peters really does need to retire, dude has nothing to prove and an SB ring, he's just doing this for the money

[slate lance]

already 3 punts first half

sehawks cant do shit against elite D

[dim ledge]

This is a lovely Riesling btw

[dim ledge]

1 first down all day

[slate lance]

this happened with the raven

ngl seahawks are frauds too

[rustic ore]

They are very slowly building up something interesting

[dim ledge]

I would call Seattle frauds

[rustic ore]

Need a better QB and more front 7 help though

[dim ledge]

Wouldn't****

Not like anyone is championing them as a top team

[rustic ore]

They're not frauds but they are far from actual postseason threats rn

Firmly middle of the road, maybe slightly better

[dim ledge]

Maybe a wildcard

[rustic ore]

WC for sure

[dim ledge]

screwing in CMCs head

Yeah he's a robot

[slate lance]

this is very cap

[rustic ore]

I just watched Robocop recently

[dim ledge]

Brother

[rustic ore]

Made me think of that

[dim ledge]

I am a niners fan

I will make as much Seattle shit talk as I can

But it's disingenuous to call them frauds

[slate lance]

seahawks were on plenty top team list

[rustic ore]

Good stand by Seattle

[slate lance]

they were 6-3

[rustic ore]

In a weak NFC conference

[dim ledge]

Lmfao ok that's fair I did see that one dude who put them above the lions

Who the hell was that

Btw this COD commercial is very funny

[slate lance]

maybe frauds isnt the word

but

its something

[dim ledge]

The game sucks so much ass they don't even use reviewers anymore

[rustic ore]

Overrated

That's the word you're looking for

[dim ledge]

Just random twitch streamers

[slate lance]

eh maybe they wake up 2nd half

[dim ledge]

If they perform surgery midgame on Geno, maybe

Clearly is still feeling his arm

[rustic ore]

Activision doesn't give a shit, they know people will gobble up HD remakes of beloved, older COD games

[dim ledge]

Thank god I'm not a person

Haven't bought cod in almost a decade

[rustic ore]

Black Ops was fun

[dim ledge]

It was

[rustic ore]

Black Ops 2 was alright

Not gonna talk about Black Ops 3

[dim ledge]

That was the last I bought. Way after the fact. Blops 3

Just for zombies

And I must admit. It was fun

[rustic ore]

Muff!

SF ball!

[smoky fable]

Niners got it

[dim ledge]

SD BALL

SF BALL

[rustic ore]

Holy shit

[smoky fable]

Awful

[dim ledge]

SF NALL L

SF BALL

[smoky fable]

Kill shot

[dim ledge]

LFG

[smoky fable]

I might just sleep soon

[rustic ore]

Bruh you spend months doing literally 1 thing in catching a ball during return duty, how do you let that happen during a game where there could be actual consequences?

Also SF player shaken up

Not sure who

[dim ledge]

Who is that down

Trying to see

Odom

[rustic ore]

Odom

Is Mike Shanahan still a consultant for SF?

[celest zephyr]

Speaking of old games, all of the ones I still have that my brother got

Maybe a few were mine lol

[rustic ore]

Gale of Darkness? Based AF

[dim ledge]

Some bangers there

Short

[celest zephyr]

Not sure what happened to the game cube know my brother bricked the wii somehow lmao

[rustic ore]

Pokemon really needs to make another adventure type game removed from the regular ones

[sweet tree]

like legends of arceus?

[rustic ore]

Yeah

[sweet tree]

that was pretty good

[rustic ore]

Oh wait, I completely forgot about that

But yes, that would be a great move for the franchise imo

Money

24-3

[dim ledge]

Idc man

CMC trade is an absolute W for us

[rustic ore]

It was indeed

More than that CMC is finally healthy again

Such a fun player to watch in full swing

[dim ledge]

When he doesn't need to be 100% of the offense

[rustic ore]

Fresh CMC is a scary thing to defend against, more you can incorporate other RBs/players to keep him fresh down the stretch the better

[sweet tree]

is he the best RB in the league

[rustic ore]

Yup

[dim ledge]

Imo it's not even close mala

But I'm biased

[rustic ore]

I'm not, he is

[dim ledge]

That said I do watch him every game lol

[rustic ore]

A true all purpose back

Can run, can catch, and block

[dim ledge]

Put it this way mala

If he scored in the game versus Jacksonville

He'd be on...19?

Straight games with a td

And he almost did. Difference of a yard or two

[sweet tree]

I've seen his TDs/runs, just don't know about any other RBs in the league tbh

[dim ledge]

Pollard on Dallas is very good

[rustic ore]

Swift is having a good year for Philly

[dim ledge]

Swift yeah

[rustic ore]

But that O is kinda loaded so

[dim ledge]

Saquon if the giants weren't ass

[smoky fable]

Without a doubt

[rustic ore]

Bijan Robinson with the Falcons has all the potential in the world to become the best

[dim ledge]

He's quite good

[smoky fable]

Arthur smith needs to go

[rustic ore]

Just doesn't have a QB and also has a dipshit for an HC

[haughty moss]

free J$N smh

[dim ledge]

Peters hurt

Groin looks like

Ouch

Non contact I think

[rustic ore]

Mixon is decent but he's getting old

[dim ledge]

Above average

[rustic ore]

Henry used to be the uncrowned best but age is catching up with him

[dim ledge]

Anyways yeah mala right now

Nobody comes close to CMC lol

I guess Pollard would be the closest

[rustic ore]

Jacobs is decent but he's playing behind a shit team and shit O-line

[dim ledge]

Oh I must say

Hall on the Jets

Is quite nice

[sweet tree]

I've seen clips of him and that guy is unreal lol

[rustic ore]

Big guys with a head of steam are scary to stop

Shame Tennessee ran him into the dirt but then again he was easily their best player

[dim ledge]

Stupid foul by Seattle down 15

[rustic ore]

Plus he single handedly got them all the way to the conference championship game

[dim ledge]

I apologise

Down 21

[rustic ore]

Yeah that was just an aggression foul, no room for that in any sport

Could've really hurt that SF player

[robust grotto]

Lime green @dim ledge

[dim ledge]

🤮

[rustic ore]

I have a fun question to pose you as an SF fan

[dim ledge]

Go on

[rustic ore]

Know you weren't really a fan of NFL back when CMC was young in his Carolina career but on the pace he's going rn do you think this is shaping up to be the best season of his career? I say that because in like his 2nd/3rd year he had a 1k+ rushing and 1k+ receiving season

19 total TDs that year too

For historical context that was only the 3rd ever time an RB has had a 1k/1k year

[dim ledge]

I'd argue yes because if you consider that back then he was still really the exclamation point on that offense
Now he still is...but with several better weapons

And is putting up those digits

[rustic ore]

16 total TDs with what, 6 games to go?

Be fun if he breaks 20

[dawn tapir]

no way seahawks comeback right?

[rustic ore]

Highly doubtful

[dim ledge]

Anything possible in professional sports

But they look toasted

[rustic ore]

If they start Lock the 2nd half then I'd give them a 1% chance solely because he's healthy and Geno isn't

[dim ledge]

On both ends of the ball

[rustic ore]

If it's still Geno then flat 0

[smoky fable]

They never should have started Geno

Stupid injury

[rustic ore]

Indeed

[dim ledge]

EDM 🤮

[smoky fable]

I stick with my belief that the Seahawks will fall out of the wildcard

[rustic ore]

So bad they don't even show it

[dim ledge]

Fun fact

Up until that last drive

His QB rating was....0.0

Now it's 30.6!

[smoky fable]

Cause there’s no negative

[rustic ore]

I mean they have what, like 30 total yards of O the first half?

Sounds about right

[rustic ore]

💯

[smoky fable]

Also I don’t want to hear him being better than Sauce Gardner ever again

Devon Witherspoon is great though

[rustic ore]

People actually think he's better than Sauce?

[smoky fable]

I don’t want to see an argument

[rustic ore]

I mean I love turnovers as much as the next guy but Sauce is bonafide a lockdown CB

[smoky fable]

Although he was pretty lazy on that tackle attempt to Shakir

That was effort

[rustic ore]

Benching him is silly though

[smoky fable]

Yep he’s more valuable

[dim ledge]

Shit if the birds let him go I'll happily take a shot

[smoky fable]

Michael Jackson will get toasted by Aiyuk and they’ll go back

[rustic ore]

Same

[smoky fable]

They won’t

Unless he becomes a locker room cancer

[rustic ore]

Big CB who has good hands? Like a discount Sherman

Side note, SF really gotta work on extending Aiyuk

He's a #1 WR, he's gonna get at least 20 a year