sports

[versed forge]

Sure

[rustic mountain]

We all Giants fans this coming week

Go Big Blue 💙🏈

[short flame]

[smoky fable]

Go pats

[torn gale]

Nah. Patriots need to win

[rustic mountain]

Big BLUE baby going to win that shit and hand us Caleb or Drake on a silver platter

Thank you Giants

For being our kryptonite

🙏

[short flame]

I’m sorry for the jets

[rustic mountain]

Eh nothing big there

[simple seal]

https://fixupx.com/NFLonCBS/status/1726365819691577682?s=20

[rustic mountain]

I expected the Bills to come out swinging

[short flame]

And they did

[rustic mountain]

If they can go back to losing next week that'd be cool tho

Oh shit they got the Eagles lol

[short flame]

No thanks

[short flame]

Easy

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-fascinating-interesting-fake-sure-gif-7626995

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/football-is-back-touchdown-gif-14683278

[rustic mountain]

Love Ryo, straight homie

[hasty mesa]

LOL

[rustic mountain]

All my peeps love Ryo

[hasty mesa]

It’s a win win

We lose, better draft pick

[haughty moss]

[hasty mesa]

We win, we stay Belichek’s father

[rustic mountain]

Yep you guys are Bill's Dad

Can always count on a good ol Giants beating Bill

[hasty mesa]

Considering how we own Washington

And that’s why we won

I’m expecting the same

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/exactly-point-gif-23257114

[hasty mesa]

Plus Mac is going to poop himself when he looks at Dexter Lawrence

What a stud

[rustic mountain]

Now if you can get Mukbang on the same train

[haughty moss]

[rustic mountain]

He'll see the light Ryo

When Bailey Zappe throws 3 picks to the Giants

[haughty moss]

inject it into my veins

[rustic mountain]

Once we lose to the Giants, they will all see

[smoky fable]

Cool

[short flame]

Have faith

[rustic mountain]

I do

In the Eagles

[short flame]

I have faith in Allen

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[robust grotto]

true

why is this the sunday night game lol

[slate lance]

because dobbs cinderalla story

[short flame]

If you want there’s the first pick derby on at Chicago

[hasty basin]

Timberwolves are the 1 seed...

[robust grotto]

hows the game

[short flame]

1-1 pretty mid so far

We’re playing dump and chase, they’re not doing much either

[smoky fable]

Dobbs fumbled

Oof

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/sabres-buffalo-sabres-jeff-skinner-gif-23986257

[celest zephyr]

Two bullshit wins in the span of three days

Maybe the leafs should play in Sweden all the time

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/ScrewderiaF1/status/1726184127098216769?t=g_0ClxGyWnfs1i7gXA9q4w&s=19

[proud coyote]

I mean

he's still second in points haha

has 2nd most wins/podiums etc.

[short flame]

Is that why the game was so early?

[celest zephyr]

Yessir

[celest zephyr]

It’s not that bad but he’s also in by far the best car in the grid

And well he’s had his fair share of stinkers

[short flame]

It ruined my pool

[celest zephyr]

Also the leafs schedule

[short flame]

I always wake up and make my changes for the day

[celest zephyr]

It’s weird

[short flame]

I go to put knies in

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I really dislike having early games with fantasy

[short flame]

It says too late

[slate lance]

As they should

[short flame]

I lost 2.3 points

[celest zephyr]

One of the craziest things this season

Only next to tyrese suddenly turning into the next Steve Nash

I mean dude is good but wtf man I didn’t know dude was this good

[simple seal]

Apparently this is the best start of the season by the Lions since 1962 lol

They finished 11-3 that season... and missed the championship game cause the Packers finished 13-1

https://fxtwitter.com/NFL/status/1726419273135092049

This fucking dude

[versed forge]

Wow what a play

[simple seal]

Helps when defenders cant go directly for him to avoid a RTP lmao

[versed forge]

https://vxtwitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1726414042208546880

[dim ledge]

Dobbs pls

[celest zephyr]

Wow the rest of the nfc is buns

Tbh the top 7 feel pretty locked

Idk i still don’t see a team below the Seahawks passing them even with their schedule

[short flame]

Cardinals

[celest zephyr]

Cardinals are a trash can on steroids

Legit garbage

Only the panthers are worse

[short flame]

Well it’s certainly not the rams

[sweet tree]

yeah top 7 looks locked lol

[short flame]

So cardinals are the only option

[celest zephyr]

With Kyler they are better by a bit but brutal schedule ahead

Like beyond the bears idk if they win another game

Rams is a tossup ig

But unlikely they beat any of the Steelers, eagles, niners and Seahawks

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/colorado-avalanche-erik-johnson-neither-none-avs-gif-21290459

I’m sorry it’s an avs gif

He doesn’t have one with the sabres yet

[short flame]

Tbh I just looked at the badge of both teams and I had to chose the cardinals over the rams

[dim ledge]

What is a check down?

[short flame]

In American football, a checkdown pass is when the quarterback attempts to complete a short, accurate pass, typically to a running back or tight end, as a last option when the primary option(s) as designed by the play call are covered.

[weak gull]

What sanjuan gave you

[short flame]

What Wikipedia gave me

[dim ledge]

Huh

Ok

Seems an arbitrary definition

[short flame]

https://fixupx.com/SabresPlays/status/1726427004843458569?s=20

[slate lance]

in short words my main targets arent open so here u go RB or TE

[fleet orbit]

I hate the Vikings lmao

[dawn tapir]

Dobbs vikings TD

[simple seal]

These fumbles will be the end of me

[smoky fable]

Dobbs picked

[smoky fable]

That was not good either

Three turnovers

Chandler whiffed on the pass pro

Jeudy drop

[simple seal]

Thank fuck the Broncos offense is ass or they would be kicking their ass and be up by like 20 lol

[versed forge]

5 field goals is crazy

[smoky fable]

Fake punt

KOC was ballsy

[versed forge]

https://imgur.com/UZfoHHm

[fleet orbit]

This has been a really good game

[dim ledge]

Beat Yakuza today btw @smoky fable

[smoky fable]

That’s a good thing

Your niners win

Must be a good Sunday

[dim ledge]

indeed

hope we keep Aiyuk. Don't really see a situation in which we don't

[smoky fable]

They probably will.

[dim ledge]

omg lol

are the broncos gonna do this

[smoky fable]

OH MY GOD

SUTTON TD

I thought it’d be picked

[dim ledge]

damn you min

[smoky fable]

Wow

[dim ledge]

im going to be 10-3 because of you

[sweet tree]

what a catch

[smoky fable]

2 PT no good

[slow violet]

russell is crazy out here

[smoky fable]

Field goal wins this

[versed forge]

Dobbs needs to clutch this drive

[sweet tree]

honestly would've been an int

[slow violet]

plenty of time

[dim ledge]

how many timeouts

[smoky fable]

All three

[dim ledge]

please vikings

all i want is to make the image of my pickems server glocc purdy

[slow violet]

wow what a tackle

[smoky fable]

Broncos are probably going to win this

[slow violet]

thats Grounding

[versed forge]

Damn that’s tough

Might be over

[smoky fable]

Incomplete

Denver wins

[dim ledge]

10-3

[simple seal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/875641808380649573/1028089681725898803/Tumblr_l_103432523535626.gif

[slow violet]

Winner winner chicken dinner

[slate lance]

RUSS IS BACK

[dawn tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/let-russ-cook-gif-19880986

[slow violet]

what a clutch drive by russ. They couldn't run the ball to save their lives

[smoky fable]

Congrats. @modest totem

Your bills and broncos won

[slow violet]

Russ 8-1 against the vikings Yikes

[dim ledge]

Football gods awarding Rayyys piousness after all our chef russ schtick

[versed forge]

That vikings o line got cooked

Dobbs couldn’t do anything

[rustic ore]

Broncos on their first 4 game win streak since 2016

[slow violet]

lol bro what you mean @versed forge vikings O line played really well till the 4th quarter

[rustic ore]

There are legit alive in the AFC playoff hunt again

[versed forge]

Not at the end tho

[slow violet]

ya they were tired, broncos secondary is no joke

🔒

[versed forge]

Yeah

[rustic ore]

Amazing how far they’ve come from 70-20

[versed forge]

Broncos really got 4 wins in a row

That’s wild

[rustic ore]

5-5

[slow violet]

https://vxtwitter.com/JTalkk/status/1726457586931978450

[rustic ore]

If there is any time to get hot it’s down the stretch

[slow violet]

Hackett One of the Worst Coaching Jobs in The History Of the NFL - Sean Payton Somewhere

[rustic mountain]

There's no way in hell it happens, but if there was a script writer. And he or she somehow made the Broncos put the Dolphins out of the playoffs as a wild card

Idk if there would be a happier karma moment in the world

Of football

[smoky fable]

Probably not

[rustic ore]

Not sure how tomorrow’s game will effect teams’ SOS but here the current 2024 draft order

[smoky fable]

Number 2

I’ll take it

Giants patriots game next week big for tank bowl implications

[rustic mountain]

Tommy DeVito bring me Drake Maye or Caleb please

[smoky fable]

A big Barkley game would help

[slow violet]

someone tried to argue with me that the Giants are worse than the Panthers. lol they are literally the worst team and they arn't even trying to Tank 🤣

[rustic ore]

Yeah no Panthers are complete dog shit rn

Giants at least have a solid D and Barkley

[slow violet]

right now and probably till 2025, unless Bryce young turns into drew brees

they don't have next years First either i think

[rustic ore]

No they do

Remember they put DJ Moore in that trade up as well

[slate lance]

MHJ to cards if bears not taking him first

[slow violet]

ya and frank reich doesn't give a fuk anymore lol. Hes just tossing players under the bus left and right

[smoky fable]

That would be nice

[rustic ore]

He learned nothing from his days in Indy

[smoky fable]

He’s going to get fired

And that GM Scott Fitterer should go too

[slow violet]

lol well ya for sure. Im still amazed hes still here

[rustic ore]

Tepper quickly turning into arguably the worst owner in the league

He’s just lucky the Haslems exist

[slow violet]

Franks agent probably leaked that they wanted CJ Stroud but Tepper wanted Bryce Young

atleast the Browns GM is pretty good at drafting recently... just not free agency

[rustic ore]

They need WR help badly

That and probably O-line

[slow violet]

who the panthers?

[rustic ore]

Browns but also Panthers

[slow violet]

ya they need a #2 receiver. Their o line isn't too bad. Avg sure but i mean they have revolving door of qbs in like 8 weeks

[rustic ore]

I would also say QB for Cleveland but that Watson contract made is a moot point

[slow violet]

ya that is the worst contract maybe in the history of all sports

[rustic ore]

💯

I can’t think of a worse one

[slow violet]

ya you can't use NBA contracts, because no matter how bad a contract. NBA teams can trade players away no matter what

lol but the browns are just stuck till 2026

[smoky fable]

Maybe Albert haynesworth?

Sticking with the nfl

[rustic ore]

Maybe

I was thinking JaMarcus Russell

[slow violet]

maybe, but haynesworth doesn't touch the ball like 95% of the time.

the browns are actually benefiting from him not being on the field lol

[rustic ore]

Very much so

[smoky fable]

Fair enough

[modest totem]

What the hell 😅🥲🫡

[modest totem]

Football gods have blessed me on this day fr 🙏🏽😇

And just so you guys can see @stiff coyote pfp in all it's glory

[rustic ore]

[hasty mesa]

A lot of teams are about to get their guy at QB this draft

It’ll be fun

[modest totem]

I'm getting too good at editing boys 😎😂

[rustic ore]

I’m seeing at least 5

Travis I imagine is probably going back for another year, get a gut feeling that he doesn’t want his college career to end like that

[hasty mesa]

Does that make Shedeur and Travis top 2 for 2025?

[rustic ore]

Caleb and Maye are obviously top 2, Nix I’m sure will get overdrafted, Penix I know in my heart is a 1st round talent, and then probably a surprise like Daniels or McCarthy

[rustic ore]

Ewers could surprise people, I’d be stunned if he doesn’t transfer after this season, he has to know Arch will be made starter regardless of him cause otherwise Arch will transfer

Also have to pay attention to guys like Kyle McCord and Carson Beck

[hasty mesa]

Giants Twitter said don’t be surprised if Schoen drafts Jayden Daniels

[torn gale]

Would be a dream come true

[hasty mesa]

I don’t think I’d hate it

Idk enough ab him

[torn gale]

Should be heisman too

[hasty mesa]

I trust Schoen to pick our guy

[smoky fable]

Where would he transfer to?

USC?

[rustic ore]

UNC wouldn’t be a bad choice

[torn gale]

Which means we can’t be winning football games

Darn it commies

[smoky fable]

He’s a senior? I thought it was his final year

[rustic ore]

He can redshirt cause of the injury though right?

[smoky fable]

That patriots game next week is big. In my opinion, they should lose to the pats

[rustic ore]

Oh wait he’s a redshirt senior

[smoky fable]

I hope

[rustic ore]

Hmm

[smoky fable]

Yeah that’s why

[rustic ore]

I mean I’m sure there are cases of redshirting twice

[honest umbra]

rams went down so low because of a missed FG?

sheesh

[rustic ore]

Then again he could come out and would likely just know he’s redshirting all of next season

Like Hooker with Detroit

[honest umbra]

nice to beat seattle

but idk if its worth

[smoky fable]

I’m high on Carson Beck since he’s shown more now throughout this year. I hope Drew Aller can turn this around without that garbage offense at Penn state with James Franklin

[smoky fable]

Worth it for me for the draft position

And they’re in wild card contention

[rustic ore]

Draft is a crap shoot

[honest umbra]

only because NFC sucks

[smoky fable]

Exactly

[rustic ore]

Overall I think Rams are doing well with the rookies they got last draft

Puka especially

Can’t tell me they can’t find quality O-linemen or DBs in the middle of the first round

Maybe even a pass rusher

[smoky fable]

They’ve got Avila which fulfills your first criteria

Think Kendrick has been good for them which fulfills number two. Not a rookie though

And Byron Young has the most sacks of the rookie class which fulfills the last one

[rustic ore]

No such thing as enough quality pass rushers though

Travis could be a surprise pick for them now that I think about it, depends on how close Stafford is feeling about retiring

[smoky fable]

Medicals would matter

Not sure the severity of the damage

[rustic mountain]

Lol why

We've lost to any team with a marginal gameplan besides a one off fluke vs the Bills and a Jets team that had BARELY put Zach Wilson back in

And those games Mac had confidence kinda at least. That and Kendrick Bourne wasn't hurt and for the Jets game we had Judon and Gonzalez

[celest zephyr]

No no the broncos put the bills out

That would be amazing

I can’t wait to see how Allen fanboys would react

[rustic mountain]

Yeah but I want the Dolphins to get their karma for putting 70 on a team

[celest zephyr]

I get that but to me it’d be funnier

[rustic mountain]

Idk itd be hilarious if the team the put 70 on early in the season trounced them in the playoffs

Think literary types call that irony

[celest zephyr]

I’d still go spanos or kroenke

[celest zephyr]

That would be pretty good

Though idk if McDaniel went for the record and then got beat that would have been better

Cuz dude purposely didn’t go for the record

[rustic ore]

Difference between being bad people and being bad owners though, they're both definitely the former but Kroenke now has the ring to expel claims of the later

Spanos I would say it creeping towards being a bad owner if he's not definitively one already, but under him more times than not the Chargers are reliably middle of the pack

[celest zephyr]

Hard to say if spanos is a factor in that though

I can’t think off of the top of my head any hire the chargers have had as of late that has really made them a lot better

Also tbh if you end up with Philip rivers and then justin Herbert pretty much one after the other its hard to not be middle of the pack most of the time

I’ll flip it as this: how often do the chargers even have a direction under him? Or is it just rely on high end talent and spending?

[rustic ore]

It's more likely the later but it's also not like he overly meddles and cans/hires a new HC every 2 years or so

[smoky fable]

He was too cheap to fire Staley

And it’s held that team back

[rustic ore]

Indeed

In a sense he's similar to Khan, holds onto mid/shit coaches too long

Patience is important obviously but so is being aware of if your coaching staff is doing a good enough job teaching dudes how to be/play like pros

[stiff coyote]

and you still expose me

[weak gull]

It’s more likely arch transfers than ewers. That’s been said by most people who follow the horns

Also hunter can not medical redshirt, he played more than 30% of the teams games

Lastly…Vikings fr thought they was gone catch up for this division 🗿

The year of the lion, even if Goff tried to sell

[stiff coyote]

if my rams not winning

[modest totem]

Dude it's too good! Might be my best edit yet!

[stiff coyote]

Goff is

[stiff coyote]

Its really good

but I think Amoeba saint carlos is a bit better

aLSO

ANOTHER 3V1!!!!

BRUH

[modest totem]

Oh snap!!! Good luck friend 😂😂😂

I'm headed to bed! Goodnight!

[stiff coyote]

Im hoping Patrick Mahomes scores 3 tds

Gn Ray

[rustic ore]

Imagine he transfers to USC

[slow violet]

Man tomorrow game about to be 🔥

[stiff coyote]

idk man

im sweating

[slow violet]

Lol why

[stiff coyote]

bc i betted with 3 people

Ray, Law and Amoeba

[slow violet]

who you bet on... I'll tell ya right now I think chiefs gonna win

They winning big

[stiff coyote]

and if i lose i get another pfp thats cursed

[weak gull]

And although I don’t care much for fsu, it sucks to see hunter hurt in a meaningless game considering their position

And he has no option but to go draft

[stiff coyote]

I hope the chiefs win

[slow violet]

Jalen been struggling against good defenses and chiefs defense is elite

[stiff coyote]

I know

NEVER BET AGAINST PATTY MAHOMES!!!

[slow violet]

Seahawks lost today 😭 to the damn rams

[stiff coyote]

YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY RAMS BABY!!!!

[slow violet]

I'm hurt

[stiff coyote]

u a seahawks fan?

[weak gull]

Wouldn’t be too far fetched tbh, but USC will roll out Malachi Nelson next year

[slow violet]

Seahawks fan

[stiff coyote]

oof

We makingthe playoffs !!!

may the best team win

[slow violet]

You guys already played the eagles ?

[stiff coyote]

nope

[slow violet]

same, playoff chances.looking bleak. We got our toughest stretch

[stiff coyote]

yes we have actually

[slow violet]

2 49ers games , eagles , cowboys

[stiff coyote]

we akready faced every hard team

we just have to play against the 49ners again last week

[hasty basin]

Huuuuuge

[slate lance]

Cap

[slow violet]

Wow surprising

[thorn hornet]

https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1726565989737979949?t=S9xSNvfZTY46SvugF5Vw7Q&s=19

Ouch

Romeu ball for the rest of the season it is

[stable aspen]

real

idt he will retire

for a while

i hope so at least

[celest zephyr]

I never really liked gavi

Far too overrated

🙏 hope he gets better tho

[celest zephyr]

yo

Gavi still baby

Szoboslai

Did you see france vs gibralatar 14-0

[celest zephyr]

Yeah apparently the Gibraltar head coach slapped the entire team at full time

What..

[celest zephyr]

Gk got like

a 0.9 rating

Lmao

mbappe got 9.9

and not 10

legit 6 G/A

one match

who do you like more haaland or mbappe

[celest zephyr]

I think haaland is the better goals scorer but mbappe is the better overall player

But neither are the best itw rn

yeh ik

fair

and

How long have you watched football

Like 2 years

Cool

I only passively followed football before but I watch it regularly now

[calm mulch]

LeBron James is one of the most insecure basketballs players currently playing professionally

[celest zephyr]

nice

[celest zephyr]

Jude Bellingham is easily the best player itw rn the only person who comes close is Harry Kane

It'll be one of them for the balon dor

Itw…

Thats hard overrating

wym

How is kdb not better than him

ik he injured

[short flame]

He’s never produced internationally and he’s been injured all season

[celest zephyr]

I'm talking right now on current form he is performing as the best player in the world kdb can't be apart of the conversation when he's only played 1 game against Burnley this season

[simple seal]

International breaks should be abolished

[short flame]

Then what will I be waiting for all year

[hasty basin]

https://fxtwitter.com/GeorgianFooty/status/1726598575864582651

It's acc joever

[hasty basin]

It was LITERALLY so unnecessary he started against us

[celest zephyr]

overall

[celest zephyr]

ik but like

how u scaling him

like G/A per match

[short flame]

Why?

[hasty basin]

He got 5 yellow iirc

In the group stage

It's stupid it shouldn't carry onto those playoffs

Technically they are unrelated

[short flame]

Did he play an important match?

[hasty basin]

Because it's euros qualifiers and nations league

[hasty basin]

No 😭

That's the thing

We played him in

2 unimportant matches

[short flame]

Wtf why risk him

[hasty basin]

When we couldn't qualify

And he got a yellow

In both

And boom

[short flame]

Were you already out of the euros?

[short flame]

In terms of everything he brings to the pitch which is nothing because he’s not played all season

[slow violet]

Zach Wilson threw for 81 yard wooooow 😭 . Man rodgers got this team held hostage with this Hackett hire

[thorn hornet]

If you only knew how bad things really are

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol

[celest zephyr]

I'm not scaling him in a specific way he's just played the best

[hasty basin]

And we REALLY

Needed him for these playoffs

Because we can actually get into Euros from here

Have a way better chance

[fleet orbit]

The Broncos somehow making the playoffs would be so surprising but it’s doable now

[short flame]

Why would you risk him then

[hasty basin]

Idk man :(

Sagnol wanted to play him ig

[short flame]

What is Willy doing

[hasty mesa]

https://vxtwitter.com/wessteinberg/status/1726598255272984765?s=46

Parody account but

[warm sparrow]

Anyone know where I can get decent OP gym wear? Found Hokuro.com with some doffy shorts but idk how reliable some of these sites are lmfao.

[short flame]

Maybe ask in #1127659921417175110 they’re more suited for actual training, here it’s more for people who watch sports on their sofa

[celest zephyr]

Guys

Rodri best cdm

https://vxtwitter.com/PFF_Sam/status/1726412610503901619

This is the type of shit that makes the nfl harder and harder to watch

[rustic mountain]

You gotta think the dude has probably been doing it his whole life

I am not saying he should do it

Nor that football isn't hard to watch at times

But if you're whole playing life you've done that

That's basically in you at this point

[dim kettle]

Vontaze Burfict, is that you?

Also, no one is gonna point out the ref just did nothing. Care more about player safety or taunting… NFL: HMMMM….

[simple seal]

Watched the latest Fumble Dimension series and good god this timeline lmao

Wolves and Magic fever dream

[calm mulch]

what am i looking at ?

[simple seal]

The NBA finals

2K23, all rule changes are accepted and drafts dont go the same way as irl

Every season is simulated

You get shit like 45 second shot clocks and no salary cap which makes bad teams waste all their moneys on rookies while the best teams get the free agents, making 3 teams dominate the league for over a decade both in the 1990s and 2010s

And ironically is the same teams both times

[calm mulch]

oh you're talking about the game

yeah i'm totally out of the loop on that

[celest zephyr]

Yeah agreed just the nfl has to give more of a fuck. There’s no way that’s not an ejection for that hit and a penalty

[simple seal]

Disgusting line up lmao

So funny is the Magic of all teams that got the lucky break

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3q3ZoJyirw

[rustic mountain]

100 percent. But at this point the NFL is just an entity that no matter what isn't losing viewership so they won't change

[hasty mesa]

If there was ever someone to ban from the league

[rustic mountain]

It should be Deshaun Watson first

Then Tyreek Hill

And then Kareem Jackson

[robust grotto]

@thorn hornet thanks for the kind words yesterday man

[dim ledge]

thoughts on da rangas

[celest zephyr]

I can’t wait for Draymond to get banned from the nba

Surprised dude hasn’t been banned for like half a season by now

[robust grotto]

I prefer not to speak in public

[hidden rampart]

https://vxtwitter.com/eiichiro_staff/status/1726631767019589903?s=46&t=cJ2mYpihI1vpNerfq4HAtg

[sweet tree]

a collab with the bucs would've made more sense but that's cool nonetheless

[desert palm]

That is AWESOME!!!!!

[desert palm]

Or raiders

[sweet tree]

ye I guess them too

[versed forge]

Whoa that’s awesome

[celest zephyr]

If only i could go there smh

Gotta get a rams oda jersey

[versed forge]

Best collab of all time

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/friedgehnic/status/1726639317551079888?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[celest zephyr]

Wtf is this lol

Dream team squad

[simple seal]

From this series lmao

On part 4 which is 2013-2023

[celest zephyr]

shit a random raptors dynasty in the early 2000s would be a raptors fan's dream

3 rings in like 5 years

[simple seal]

Yeah lol

Also funny all canada finals in 1997

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/canada-canadian-canada-flag-canadian-flag-happy-canada-day-gif-27180398

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote @celest zephyr
https://vxtwitter.com/LombardiHimself/status/1726653288542884235?t=8u3_mtT7YJzPQsHm3b4mQg&s=19

[dim kettle]

THIS IS ABUSE!

[dim ledge]

No meniscus is good

[dim kettle]

Life is not fair smh

[smoky fable]

Geno is playing on thanksgiving

[dim ledge]

Oh

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I’m not shocked

Stuff like acl Achilles is super obvious

If people think it’s the case it’s almost always right

[dim ledge]

Yeah I mean

I figured that was the case just reporting w update

[celest zephyr]

real madrid without belligoal

5-0 valencia

Jk but bellingham Helps them

[smoky fable]

Oh yeah, could you approve one of the trades between me and drip? Thanks

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/mysportsupdate/status/1726662649394720926?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[celest zephyr]

Vertual

Szoboslai or Bellingham

Bellingham

Why?

@celest zephyr

What

Why

oh i just wanna know

someones opinion

wymmmm

I mean it's obviously Bellingham

what if u give szoboslai

time to cook

and he wins liverpool ucl

Then szoboszlai

ok

ol

lol

But currently it's Bellingham

yeah

facts

Like it's not even close

Fax

But szoboslai scoring bangers

It's like comparing Connor Gallagher to Zidane

[torn gale]

Why is one piece and the rams collabing

[celest zephyr]

But bellingham better

[torn gale]

Probably the live action right

[celest zephyr]

Zidane obv

[torn gale]

But that’s huge for one piece

[celest zephyr]

Mhm

[torn gale]

Collabing with a professional sports team

[celest zephyr]

The what?

[torn gale]

One piece only getting buhger

[torn gale]

Los Angeles rams. American football team

[celest zephyr]

That's big for one piece?

[torn gale]

Yeah. It’s a professional sports team in the biggest/most popular sports league in America

[celest zephyr]

One piece the global manga and anime

Compared to something only known in America

Pretty sure it's bigger for the team

[robust grotto]

Remember my American friends, it’s thanksgiving week which means;

[torn gale]

It’s bigger for one piece because it has been lacking in america for a while. And I don’t think one piece has any official sports teams collabs if any

[celest zephyr]

There isn't any official collaborations but there are alot of fans in Europe like Germany who bring one piece banners to football games

[torn gale]

Yeah but bring official is huge

Being*

[celest zephyr]

And alot of footballers who are fans

It's huge in germany

[torn gale]

Of course there’s lots of fans who show and make references but collabing with an actual pro team is pretty big

[smoky fable]

Expect to see football references in one piece

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I understand that I just mean that it's not exactly ground breaking for one piece

[robust grotto]

Love it

[torn gale]

As a world wide thing yeah but for America in particular it’s pretty big

[robust grotto]

Tommy and Timmy

[smoky fable]

You believe your Texans win the division or the wild card

[celest zephyr]

Mhm 👍

[robust grotto]

WC, especially with the injuries to CLE and CIN. Pit O stinks so not worried

[torn gale]

Cant believe Oda foreshadowed this

[smoky fable]

Huh

I forgot about that

[robust grotto]

Jets are ofc done. Raiders too I imagine

[smoky fable]

Yes

[torn gale]

Losing to the patriots is absolutely key this week

[smoky fable]

Yeah that’s true. Only the bills are going to threaten a spot

[robust grotto]

Yeah one of Miami/ Buffalo should realistically be fighting there

[torn gale]

It’s miamis division to lose to be honest

[robust grotto]

Broncos coming back is possible, tbf

Not that I think they will

[torn gale]

Broncos Texans bills will be wild card

[robust grotto]

Not a bad shout bro

[torn gale]

Wait

[robust grotto]

Miami, Baltimore, KC, and Jax as division winner, I can see that

[torn gale]

Damn I forgot about the stillers

[robust grotto]

Pickett and Pickens can’t do if all alone idk

[torn gale]

Oh my god the stillers might go 12-5

[smoky fable]

They do have Kenny Pickett

[torn gale]

Bengals without burrow, cards, patriots, colts

[smoky fable]

He’s been bad

[celest zephyr]

steelers texans bills wc

eh mike tomlin will work some black magic

somehow

[torn gale]

Only to get blown out on wildcard weekend

[celest zephyr]

the steelers way

[robust grotto]

Jets fucked up by listening to rodgers and bringing Zach back man

In a way you can almost make an argument they are more of a joke than the giants

[celest zephyr]

and bringing hackett in

heck their wideouts also suck cuz of rodgers

[robust grotto]

So true

Even the RB

Cook

[celest zephyr]

James Maddison Or Szoboslai

This season

[slate lance]

Dolphins by 30

[slate lance]

the jags can fold winning

[solid dagger]

ITALY UKRAINE TIME LETSGOOOOOOOO

[fluid moat]

Let’s not leave this to playoffs please

FOX has the worst sports coverage of all time

I have to watch a shitty delayed stream

[ruby rock]

Ain’t no way my favorite football team is collating with one piece

[solid dagger]

We're suffering way too much

Great save by Donnarumma

[fluid moat]

Shit defending and vibes this game will be

[solid dagger]

Chiesa what a play

And Frattesi should've scored that

[celest zephyr]

Tbh donnarumma is a very average gk over the past few seasons

[solid dagger]

Nah Donnarumma is a great keeper

He's just not good with his feet

But as a shot stopper he's great

[sweet tree]

is vicario the back up

[solid dagger]

Yes

He should start some games over Donnarumma

We are super deep with goalkeepers

Nah man Chiesa is insane

Out on the left wing he's so good

[fluid moat]

This game is extremely entertaining and stressful at the same time

I wish I was neutral watching this

If only Chiesa didn’t miss that sitter earlier he would’ve had a perfect game

[solid dagger]

We already had two big chances

Chiesa and Frattesi

[fluid moat]

And Raspa was so close to getting that ball

[solid dagger]

Super stressful first half

[fluid moat]

0 added time lol

[celest zephyr]

ong

rarely see the

highlights of him

or edits

[solid dagger]

Why do you base your opinion on a player on how many edits of them you see 😭

[celest zephyr]

thats not what I said

…

Im adding

that we dont see him as much

Hes not popular like that

and its not my opinion

its fax

[solid dagger]

Yeah but being popular doesn't mean you're good and vice versa

Donnarumma is one of the best shot stopping goalkeepers in the world

[celest zephyr]

He's good for psg and their playstyle but he would be average in the prem

[desert palm]

So many big names

Some kinda sad

Because in a world with no IL

[celest zephyr]

ye ye

like hes good for his ligue 1

[desert palm]

They would be sure fire hall of famers

[celest zephyr]

but PREM and UCL

why do you think they havent won ucl

im playing

[celest zephyr]

General squad disbalance

Ik

whos their midfield

Vitinha.

Veratti

and Who

Verrati left

oh

ok

yeahi think i heard

dont pay attention tho

HAALAND> for his team

https://tenor.com/view/fifa21-paris-saint-germain-psg-dancing-celebrating-gif-18747944

Mbappe for his national

4-3-3 Premier league

name your starting 11

vertual

Me:

LB Zincheko CB Van Dijk CB Ruben Dias RB Walker CM Gundogan CM Szoboslai CM Bernardo Silva ST Haaland LW Son RW Salah

thats my team

and GK Alisson

[solid dagger]

Is this a premier league XI?

If yes, what's Bellingham doing in there

[celest zephyr]

OH

im an idiot

shush

what bellingham..

[short flame]

Diaz sinisterra lerma you can choose the other 8

[celest zephyr]

Any disagrees or agrees

[celest zephyr]

huh

[solid dagger]

Bro Gundogan plays for Barcelona now

[celest zephyr]

BRO

OKAY

OMG

[solid dagger]

lmfao

[celest zephyr]

i watch too much la liga

[short flame]

[celest zephyr]

OK Bro

[solid dagger]

Just put Rodri in

[celest zephyr]

uhm

RODRI

OMG im so

dum

best cdm

[short flame]

Lerma

[celest zephyr]

Lets do laliga XI

[solid dagger]

I don't watch enough of other leagues

When you make a serie a XI call me

[celest zephyr]

GK Ter Stegen LB Balde CB Araujo CB Rudiger RB Carvajal CAM Bellingham CM Gundogan CM Modric CM CAMAVINGA ST lewangoalski ST griezman

[celest zephyr]

On current form Allison, Udogie, Dias, Van Dijk, Trippier, Rodri, Szoboszlai, Maddison, Salah, Son, Doku

[solid dagger]

Wouldn't Vicario be better on current form

[celest zephyr]

bro i got forgot

doku

maddison

bro im literally watching totenham

Oo actually

Cuz son

no not rn

lol

Palmer over maddison

WHAT

WHAt kinda debate is that

On current form

just cuz he scored the 4-4 tie

..

No because he's been chelseas best attacker

[celest zephyr]

HEy

serie a next

ight i wont choke

[solid dagger]

I can't last another half an hour like this

[celest zephyr]

No

He conceded 4 to Chelsea and 2 to wolves

[solid dagger]

Bruh it was this fault

Just because a keeper concedes 4 goal it doesn't mean they're all his fault

[celest zephyr]

Gk-Giroud, CB Bastoni

wait brb

yall finish

[solid dagger]

Szczezny

[celest zephyr]

Lb theo hernandez

[celest zephyr]

Even if you remove that factor Allison has still been better

me striker

[short flame]

That’s not a feat

[solid dagger]

Szczezny

Di Lorenzo, Bremer, Bastoni, Dimarco

Bonaventura, Calhanoglu, Colpani

Kvara, Lautaro, Leao

Only because Chiesa is playing out of position

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/cristianoronaldo-football-real-madrid-gif-4774483

ronaldos the gaot

goat

[solid dagger]

That's fair I don't follow the premier league much

[celest zephyr]

Kvara has been doggy doo doo this season

[solid dagger]

Nah he's been pretty good, just not as good as last season

[celest zephyr]

BRo son;s better

[solid dagger]

You can put Berardi in instead of him

Or Politano

Or even Soule

[celest zephyr]

There's quite a few good lw in the serie a

[solid dagger]

Maybe even Gudmundsson

[celest zephyr]

PULISIC

[solid dagger]

Nah he's not been that good

[celest zephyr]

So bang average its not even funny

lol

If you could find a player more average than pulisic that would be some feat

[celest zephyr]

what

Bundesliga XI

here we go

[solid dagger]

Bayern XI + that striker with 15 goals

[celest zephyr]

GK Manuel neuer, CB Kim Min Jae CB De ligt CB Davies CAM Musiala CAM muller CDM Kimmich RM Sane LM Coman ST KAne

sub

guirrasay

oh actually

guirrasay 2nd striker

[celest zephyr]

Litteraly the bayern starting 11

haahaha

[solid dagger]

De Ligt isn't even a starter for Bayern

[celest zephyr]

bro

quit hating

its my list fs

NAMe ur list

[solid dagger]

I'm not hating 😭

[short flame]

Kai havertz although he’s actually worse than that

[celest zephyr]

the best LB!

[short flame]

[dim ledge]

Very funny chat to read through

You can always tell who began watching because of FIFA

[short flame]

Try to guess me

[dim ledge]

No, actually

You have some...philistine oriented takes

[celest zephyr]

What.

[dim ledge]

But I do not believe they originate from FIFA

[celest zephyr]

wth is philistine

[short flame]

Well done

But yeah what’s that

[dim ledge]

Not that one would admit they started from FIFA

But no, not you

Philistine, though ...

[short flame]

I would there’s no shame in that, it’s a fun game, just don’t pretend the game is real life. People calling a certain player bad because their card isn’t good

[short flame]

What is that

[dim ledge]

[solid dagger]

Buongiorno has been playing so good

[short flame]

A Philistine is a term that refers to someone who is considered to be uncultured or unrefined. It is often used to describe someone who is indifferent or hostile to culture and the arts.

ouch

[sweet tree]

I love that name

[short flame]

That hurts balky

[celest zephyr]

top five players this season

kdb kdb kdb kdb kdb

[dim ledge]

kdb who hasn't played since like week 3

joker

[solid dagger]

Same lol

[sweet tree]

Alessandro Goodmorning

[solid dagger]

Shit please don't be a pen

That's a clear pen fuck

Shit shit shit

IT'S NOTHING LETSGOOOOOO

That was the clearest pen ever

LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EURO 2024 HERE WE COME

[short flame]

Who you playing?

[solid dagger]

We just drew 0-0 against Ukraine

That means we go straight to euro 2024

[short flame]

And you are?

[solid dagger]

Italy

[fluid moat]

Fucking embarrassing

[short flame]

And they didn’t give Ukraine a penalty?

[fluid moat]

Robbed this game

That was a penalty every game

This should not have been this close

[solid dagger]

No and it was crystal clear

[short flame]

I’m sorry but that’s sketchy

[fluid moat]

I genuinely can’t believe they didn’t call that

[solid dagger]

Clear pen for Ukraine and the ref didn't even check the var

[fluid moat]

Cristante is the WORST Italian player of all time

Banish him to Saudi Arabia please

He is dreadful

[solid dagger]

Nah he's not playing bad for Roma

[honest umbra]

like.. all all time?

[solid dagger]

There are worse players

[fluid moat]

Every time he puts on the Italian kit he turns to shit

[short flame]

So pay him more because he’s bad?

[fluid moat]

If it weren’t for the garbage refs he would’ve cost this game

[honest umbra]

did italy qualify?

[fluid moat]

Yes

[short flame]

I’m also bad neek

[solid dagger]

Still a European champion

[short flame]

Ban me to Saudi Arabia

[solid dagger]

YES

[fluid moat]

I’d rather play Locatelli with half of his ribs in tact than Cristante

[short flame]

With a couple of millions

[sweet tree]

atleast Italy don't miss out on euros

grats

[solid dagger]

Are we going to be in pot 1 for the group stages draw?

[solid dagger]

Bruh we're the defending champions that would've been beyond embarrassing

[sweet tree]

tbh it's dumb you gotta qualify for it anyways

[solid dagger]

Almost as embarrassing as not qualifying for two world cups straight...

[sweet tree]

since you've won it, should atleast be guaranteed a spot for the next euros edition

[honest umbra]

wc winners dont get guaranteed spots do they?

[sweet tree]

nope

[honest umbra]

dont know why it would be for euros

[sweet tree]

it should be for both imo but whatever tbh

[solid dagger]

UCL winners do

I know UEFA isn't FIFA but still

[short flame]

It’s a new competition

[solid dagger]

The Euros?

[short flame]

Each euro

[solid dagger]

Well yeah every competition each year is a new competition

[short flame]

You start at the same place as everyone else

[honest umbra]

yea but wc/euro rarely repeat

getting a guaranteed spot because u won one 4 years ago

is crazy to me

[short flame]

And you shouldn’t have a free pass for any

[sweet tree]

there hasn't been a repeat in the WC since Pele's Brazil I think

[honest umbra]

its great u won the last edition but u already repeated the benefit for it

[short flame]

Wait was it pelé times?

Or the Socrates generation?

[fluid moat]

Happy for the qualification, but what a horrible way to do it

[solid dagger]

Sócrates was slightly after Pele I think

[honest umbra]

58 and 62

pele, wasnt it

missed out on 66 because of england

[sweet tree]

yes

[fluid moat]

Chiesa had a good game but he also made some glaring mistakes

[solid dagger]

France could've repeated if they had a healthy team last year

[fluid moat]

He created so many chances but also lost possession at crucial moments

[solid dagger]

They almost won it with no Pogba, Kante, Maignan and Benzema

[short flame]

He won 58 and 62?

[sweet tree]

USA really winning 2026

[solid dagger]

Pelé won like 3 WCs iirc

[honest umbra]

58, 62 and 70

[solid dagger]

Yeah

[short flame]

So that’s the last double?

Or has there been a more recent?

[sweet tree]

that's the last repeat

[honest umbra]

argentina were close too

78 and 86

[solid dagger]

Yeah

[sweet tree]

86 and 90

[honest umbra]

86 and 90

[sweet tree]

maradona lost in the finals in 1990

[solid dagger]

There have only been two repeats

[honest umbra]

14 and 22

[solid dagger]

Brazil and us

[honest umbra]

what about uruguay?

[solid dagger]

But we did it under fascism so it's a bit dodgy to say the least

[sweet tree]

Uruguay won the first 2

I believe

[honest umbra]

yea they won 30 and 34 no?

[solid dagger]

Uruguay won only one world cup

We won 34 and 38

[sweet tree]

actually no Uruguay didn't repeat my mistake

[honest umbra]

oh wow

[short flame]

2

[solid dagger]

They won the Olympics before the first world cup I think

[honest umbra]

thought they won 34

[solid dagger]

But they still count it as a world cup

[honest umbra]

i count it as a world cup too

[short flame]

They got the one in 50 or 54 as well

[solid dagger]

They only won the very first WC in 1930

[sweet tree]

they won in 1950 or something

[solid dagger]

Oh yeah true sanjuan

[sweet tree]

they have 2 World cups

[solid dagger]

My bad I forgot about that

[honest umbra]

oh

[short flame]

The maracanazo

[sweet tree]

they beat Brazil in their home stadium

[honest umbra]

uruguay boycotted 34 world cup

thats funny lol

[short flame]

They had already won it

Too easy

[honest umbra]

apparently only 4 european teams accepted their invite

in 1930

so they boycotted 34

[solid dagger]

Italy will win 2026 trust (we won't qualify once again)

[honest umbra]

wow US made semis in the first ever one

[short flame]

Funny that England refused the first few world cups to play with Scotland and wales

[honest umbra]

albeit only 14 teams lol

[short flame]

And Ireland

[solid dagger]

Sweden was close to winning it in the 50s

They lost against Pele

[honest umbra]

wait

uruguay do have two

they won in 1950

[solid dagger]

Both the Netherlands and west Germany lost two finals in a row each

Yikes

[short flame]

Hungary were very good at some time as well with puskas

[short flame]

That World Cup is so funny

[solid dagger]

They had their golden generation in the 50s yeah

[short flame]

They had a 4 teams final

[honest umbra]

hungary lost twice in the finals

and im in the 1950s so far

sandor kocsis was apparently a GOAT

[short flame]

Netherlands it’s just sad

[solid dagger]

Yeah they're definitely the best country to never win it

[honest umbra]

what about USA?

[solid dagger]

They deserve at least one

[solid dagger]

Definitely not even close to the Netherlands historically

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[honest umbra]

its clear you guys hate FREEDOM

[sweet tree]

[solid dagger]

The Netherlands are easily a top 10 football countries ever

Maybe even more than that

[sweet tree]

yeah fosho

they got so much history

[short flame]

I’d put the winners and Netherlands right under

[sweet tree]

maybe one day they'll finally win a WC

[honest umbra]

not next WC

[sweet tree]

spitting fate

[short flame]

That one is for Colombia

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-penguins-penguin-love-penguin-hug-slapping-gif-24271495

[solid dagger]

Scenes as Cuadrado lifts the trophy

[honest umbra]

why not falcao?

[short flame]

Both too old

[honest umbra]

wtf

[short flame]

But James will be there