sports

[torn gale]

Just enough for me not to worry about passing the football in the year 2023

Not walking into a game knowing we will shit the bed every week

[dim kettle]

It probably is a better fate than being a Vikings or Bills fan though.

[torn gale]

Yeah at least I’ve been alive for a couple superbowls

I’m still jealous they have functionalish teams rn though

Bills are freefalling and the Vikings have earned the wrath of the football gods

[dim kettle]

Vikings know their fate. Their window closed hard on them last season.

Vikings need to stop talking about being cursed all the damn time and actually think, "Hey, we haven't had an elite QB since a 40 year old Favre was in town"

[celest zephyr]

i wouldn't wish having four straight sb losses on anyone

like you can't even make that shit up

idk if anyone would believe it if it was in a movie

[dim kettle]

The AFC just did not have a good time in the SB in the 90s

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/espn/status/1721592763576189222?s=20

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/HBalzer721/status/1721373423799353390?s=20

https://fixupx.com/reporterchris/status/1721574686188875922?s=20

[simple seal]

Beating both Boston and Vegas lol

Based Ducks

[dim kettle]

Vegas can't handle the Mighty Ducks.

[robust grotto]

Very cool

[slim nacelle]

15 minutes till Chelsea versus Tottenham. Hopefully Chelsea can beat them

But there is no chance

[nimble onyx]

You never know

[celest zephyr]

That fucking sucks man

[smoky fable]

Kulusevski scores

[sweet tree]

a bit of a deflection there

spurs 1-0

good start

Good call, wasn't a red

LOL

sterling 1-1

[smoky fable]

Chelsea equalized

Wow

Handball?

[sweet tree]

maybe

that ball from reece was lovely

[fluid moat]

Should be called off

Clear hand

This game is very entertaining

[sweet tree]

yeah it seems to have hit his arm

[smoky fable]

Romero might be sent off

Oh Romero is still in

[sweet tree]

it was disallowed

[fluid moat]

Idiot

Why are you even doing that

[hexed galleon]

Theyve just avoided two reds

Jeez

[slim nacelle]

This game

[fluid moat]

I don’t think the first one should have been a red

[smoky fable]

Entertaining game

[broken ledge]

Spurs should be playing with 10 men

9 even

[sweet tree]

I saw the udogie challenge and I don't think its a red

he won the ball even tho he went in two footed

he got a yellow which I agree with

[fluid moat]

Holy

What a finish by Caicedo

Not sure where the offside is

[broken ledge]

Looooool

This game is rigged

[smoky fable]

Wow

[sweet tree]

offside

[smoky fable]

Romero man

[sweet tree]

that's not a pen

he also got the ball there

can't give a penalty for the follow through

shouldn't be a pen imo

[smoky fable]

Wow

Red card and penalty

[slim nacelle]

The gods are smiling on Chelsea

[sweet tree]

no way

[fluid moat]

Goodbye Romero

Deserved

[sweet tree]

thats terrible

how's that a pen

[fluid moat]

Wait what?

[sweet tree]

he played the ball, he can't stop the follow through midway?

[fluid moat]

Penalty?

[sweet tree]

it shouldn't be a pen

[fluid moat]

Was that inside the box?

[slim nacelle]

Yeah

[fluid moat]

This sport is cringe

[slim nacelle]

Still shouldn’t be a pen though

[smoky fable]

And they equalize

[sweet tree]

maybe romero should've been sent off earlier idk, I didn't see his challenge from before

[dim ledge]

Who scored pen

[sweet tree]

Palmer

[dim ledge]

No idea who that nobody is

[sweet tree]

vicario actually read it well

unlucky tbh

[smoky fable]

Did he do anything to Liverpool

[fluid moat]

Great pen

Would’ve been saved if it wasn’t so accurate

Spurs are going mad with the fouls

[split wren]

Absolute scenes

[dim ledge]

No lol I legitimately do not know who he is

[burnt cedar]

Palmer shushing the crowd

Joker

[dim ledge]

😭

[smoky fable]

Oh ok

[dim ledge]

He thinks he's him

[burnt cedar]

He’s quite good

[dim ledge]

Plays for Chelsea

Can't be that good

[burnt cedar]

Played well vs us in the community shield

[fluid moat]

Another offside goal

[burnt cedar]

And for Chelsea

When we played them

[sweet tree]

so many off goals

[dim ledge]

Today Ukraine Bolt will score

[smoky fable]

VAR having a field day

[burnt cedar]

This game is an advert for the prem

Pure chaos

[smoky fable]

Expected the game to be like this

[sweet tree]

feels weird to see spurs without lloris lol

[fluid moat]

Now Ange has a yellow

[nimble onyx]

Used to play for City

[dim ledge]

Used to

Keyword

[smoky fable]

Vicario has been a decent replacement for them

[dim ledge]

Not good enough to stay therefore I am right

[nimble onyx]

[fluid moat]

He has 3 goals and all are penalties

[dim ledge]

Wow

What a talent

Keep your eyes out Southgate

[smoky fable]

Maddison down

[fluid moat]

They paid like 40 or 50 mil for him too

Or something like that

[dim ledge]

[smoky fable]

Kalvin Phillips will also fall under this

[dim ledge]

That one is just sad man

At the same time I do think city overrated him

[smoky fable]

Oh Van de ven might be hurt for them

Oh boy

[dim ledge]

Ideally they draw and James does something

Or alternatively Spurs lose but I also dislike Chelsea enough where I will be happy with them losing

[smoky fable]

I think Chelsea is going to win this

[sweet tree]

lowkey rooting for spurs

[fluid moat]

Wow Spurs just went up in flames in one half

[burnt cedar]

Van De Ven hamstring off the bone

[smoky fable]

It’s looking rough man. Red card, injuries.

[burnt cedar]

Exploded right in front of us

[slim nacelle]

This game is soo cursed

[sweet tree]

yeah, they'd be lucky if it ends in a draw

[dim ledge]

Big Ange

[smoky fable]

Yeah spurs are going to fall in the standings now

[dim ledge]

[burnt cedar]

Spurs might end the game with 7 players

[dim ledge]

Good

[broken ledge]

Lmao

This is karma

It’s real

[fluid moat]

Maddison and Mickey are both off

[broken ledge]

[fluid moat]

Romero red

[smoky fable]

Things got ugly fast

[burnt cedar]

How about some depth Topspur

[celest zephyr]

may not agree on much but i agree with that

how about they all get ill every week LOL

[hexed galleon]

Craziest first half ive seen

Holy fuck

[burnt cedar]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/lasagnegate-tottenham-arsenal-food-poisoning-24061126.amp

Chef was an Arsenal fan

[celest zephyr]

did some damn good cooking

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/pauldehnerjr/status/1721625720076603408

[fluid moat]

+12 min added time lmfao

[sweet tree]

nuts

there was like 3 subs and a lot var reviews

[fluid moat]

And now this

What even happened I didn’t see

Another VAR check

[sweet tree]

1-1 ht

[sweet tree]

sterling fucked up that 3 v 2 lol

[celest zephyr]

Red card for udogie

Spurs have 2 rc

[sweet tree]

UDOGIE SENT OFF

bruh Spurs are on 9 men

[smoky fable]

Another red

Oh brother

[sweet tree]

damn it's gotten ugly for spurs

[honest umbra]

9???

[sweet tree]

yeah romero and udogie sent off

[smoky fable]

It’s a win if they get off with a draw

[slim nacelle]

Is the spurs streak about to end

[sweet tree]

what a save

[slim nacelle]

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/NBCSportsSoccer/status/1721640605925662904?t=kSZyThJojTLjdn6tJAMp3Q&s=19

damn so unnecessary

was already on a yellow

[broken ledge]

Karma is sweet

But ange is still playing a high line he’s a bit too confident

[sweet tree]

they're still undefeated

might lose this one

mudryk..

[gritty ivy]

how are spurs holding chelsea? lmao

[sweet tree]

VICARIO WHAT A SAVE

[gritty ivy]

what was that?

when you play fifa and your mate who's better than you gives you a chance and gives himself 2 players sent off

[slim nacelle]

Bro, what is Chelsea doing? Do they not know how to score or something?

[stiff coyote]

I want yall to meet Ray's new look guys

@modest totem

Come say bonjour sis

[sweet tree]

cucurella did a bit too much but it was well read by the gk

[gritty ivy]

like 90% of the league would be 5-1 up by now

[sweet tree]

probably should've first time shot it

yeah against a 9 man spurs they should be winning lol, would laugh if it ends in a draw

[gritty ivy]

they did it, good job

[sweet tree]

Jackson 2-1

should be gg

it was coming, no way they get back in it with 9 men

[slim nacelle]

It’s happening

[sweet tree]

it's under reveiw

ah nvm it counts

[smoky fable]

Anything happen

Yep spurs lost

[gritty ivy]

I would presume it ends 4-1 or more

if chelsea actually try

[smoky fable]

That streak is done

[sweet tree]

their only forward is son I think

[celest zephyr]

Hajahahahaaa rip

[smoky fable]

Yeah no chance

[celest zephyr]

Dang it why can’t Chelsea draw

[gritty ivy]

now every team in the prem have lost at least once

[sweet tree]

OVMMGMGMGGM

NOOOO

[gritty ivy]

lol offside, that cought me off guard

[sweet tree]

dier scored but offside

that finish was nuts

[gritty ivy]

I think in this situation you think you've won 100%, you can switch off easily

[slim nacelle]

Oh thank god for offside

[noble fractal]

lmao

[sweet tree]

it looks off to me

[noble fractal]

I believe tot can make another one

trust

🙏

[sweet tree]

offside, still 2-1 for chelsea

[gritty ivy]

chelsea are so lucky today

[noble fractal]

yeah

[gritty ivy]

bloody hell

[sweet tree]

at this point just go all out

who cares if you lose 3-1

[gritty ivy]

insane they left dier unmarked with 2 extra men, basic football is lacking

[celest zephyr]

How tf do you not beat the shit out of a team that doesn’t even have two players on

Actually washed team

[gritty ivy]

yeah city, newcastle, villa, arsenal, liverpool would shred a 9 man team

[celest zephyr]

Man united would lose 3-0

[gritty ivy]

lmao

[celest zephyr]

But they aren’t serious

Onana would forget what goaltending is and the entire defense goes to eat a burger

[gritty ivy]

city would probably be on double digits

[sweet tree]

bentancur miss

omg

[gritty ivy]

chelsea seem so confused, probably unsure how to play against so few opposition lol

[smoky fable]

Damn

[thorn hornet]

Brazzy game lol

There goes their unbeaten run

Hopefully officials will get their shit together now

[sweet tree]

9 mins et

[noble fractal]

how many more fouls does chelsea plan to make lmao

[nimble onyx]

How are Chelsea this bad

[noble fractal]

what loser mentality does to a mf

damn

I was hoping for a 2-2

[thorn hornet]

https://vxx.com/EduardoHagn/status/1721611320221454638?s=20

[noble fractal]

😔

[thorn hornet]

Ship this guy off I'm tired

[noble fractal]

is this a scam link

[sweet tree]

SON NOOO

[thorn hornet]

Partey out until end of the year

[thorn hornet]

Nah

[sweet tree]

it's over

Jackson brace

3-1

[celest zephyr]

Dang they win.

[sweet tree]

yeah that's a wrap

[thorn hornet]

Jackson finally

He was ass the entire game

[burnt cedar]

Hold dat Son

[slim nacelle]

[burnt cedar]

You’re not that guy pal

[gritty ivy]

funny how different it would have been had son shot more left

[thorn hornet]

I knew they will start sinking soon

[slim nacelle]

Guess who’s not at the top of the table

[smoky fable]

Smh

[nimble onyx]

Chelsea

[thorn hornet]

Why did Ange decide to play a high line while being down to 9 men???

[noble fractal]

4:1

[nimble onyx]

He’s a mad man

[noble fractal]

hat trick

[slim nacelle]

Neither is Tottenham

[gritty ivy]

I guess its now time for city to dominate the league again

[nimble onyx]

[sweet tree]

Jackson hatty

bro almost messed that up

[fluid moat]

What the fuck

[noble fractal]

😴

[gritty ivy]

this is what I expected from chelsea the moment spurs went to 9 men. what all teams should be doing

[thorn hornet]

We want 5

[gritty ivy]

4-1 I said

[fluid moat]

Sad I had to miss half

[thorn hornet]

He skied it lol

Could've been 5

[fluid moat]

I looked like a few mins ago and it was 2-1

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/oilersdailyy/status/1721618785059094899?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[burnt cedar]

Siuuuu lmfaoooo

[robust grotto]

@dim kettle

Bunch of donkeys LMAO I mean.. come on

[nimble onyx]

Would’ve been funny to see them win the league tbf after Kane left

[noble fractal]

lol

amd bayern is loosing the league for the foret time in years

[noble fractal]

manifesting

🙏🙏🙏

[gritty ivy]

Haaland would have scored 8 goals this game

[sweet tree]

4-1 ft

[thorn hornet]

Goal difference going down I'm celebrating

[sweet tree]

damn son had the 2-2 in his finger tips

[slim nacelle]

Yeah Kane wins the bundesliga and Son the prem would be funny

[noble fractal]

nuh

bayern will loose this year

[dim kettle]

Not taking Ceci. Thank you, fuck you, bye! lol

[sweet tree]

leverkusen first aren't they

[noble fractal]

yeah

[thorn hornet]

Jackson is shameless

[sweet tree]

lol

[noble fractal]

they actually zero looses rn

[thorn hornet]

Those goals shouldn't even go into his account

[noble fractal]

played 2:2 against bayern

only draw so far

[hasty basin]

Spurs LMAOOO

Jackson man

[sweet tree]

2 of them were sweaty goals

[hasty basin]

Even if I kept him in FPL

Wouldn't have made up for the blanks lol

[sweet tree]

almost messed up the 3rd one too lol

[hasty basin]

Man Jackson is good

[gritty ivy]

arsenals loss against newcastle didn't do as much damage as I expected, very lucky

[hasty basin]

I'm telling you overall Jackson is good

[sweet tree]

well he scored them so he did his job

[smoky fable]

I want to see Nkunku back

[hasty basin]

This is literally what Darwin did in his 1st season

[sweet tree]

I think he's decent

[hasty basin]

And people hated on him

[sweet tree]

same

[hasty basin]

Chelsea fans will tell you he does the little things

[sweet tree]

is that the team with Boniface

[fluid moat]

Can’t believe Jackson scored a premier league hat trick before Rashford

[sweet tree]

real?

oh wow

[noble fractal]

yeah

[hasty basin]

Leverkusen is a weird ass team

How do they generate so many G/A from their IWB

[broken ledge]

Lmaooooo

Also mudryk scoring more goals than all of united’s forwards combined

So far

[sweet tree]

1 of them was a cross

still hilarious that went in

anyways garbage vs ass

[nimble onyx]

lmao

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/nonewthing/status/1721653565997846712?s=46&t=V-FYbVnsgTbrgHav7jZsiw

This against pace merchants is wild

[sweet tree]

yeah idk why they were defending like that lol

very risky, ended up costing them

[hasty basin]

It is crazy how much people are crying about Jackson tho 👀

Might want to pull up Haaland xG to goals numbers

[sweet tree]

eh, he did his job

[hasty basin]

Who was supposed to be the 2nd biggest ballon dor contender

[sweet tree]

what is it

[hexed galleon]

Im NOT EVEN A FUCKING SPURS FAN

[hasty basin]

Idk what it was but it was massive

[hexed galleon]

I dont even LIKE THEM

But im FUCKING RATTLED

[hasty basin]

Like 16?

[hexed galleon]

Chelsea fans are the scum of the fucking earth

You're playing against a 9 man team with two of their best players fucking injured and you shouldve had 2 red cards and you're fucking celebrating this

Now they think they can fucking beat city

[hasty basin]

And people are crying about Jackson going under his xG by 0.3 😭

[hexed galleon]

Im a United fan but holy shit i hope jackson doesnt get a single fucking shot let alone a goal against city

[hasty basin]

They only perform vs good teams

[hexed galleon]

I hope doku scores 30 goals on Sanchez

They did not fucking perform

They played horrible

Even against a 10 man side that wasnt parked they were horrible

[broken ledge]

[hexed galleon]

They saw 9 men and 3 injuries and all of a sudden said its my time

[thorn hornet]

7-0-1 🥶

[hexed galleon]

Beat the hardest side in the league my fucking ass

You basically just beat luton again

[thorn hornet]

[hasty basin]

They're 10th rn

[sweet tree]

they got lucky vs liverpool tbh

[hexed galleon]

I unironically didnt mind Chelsea before

[broken ledge]

Even if chelsea had 13 men against city I still don’t think they would win

[hexed galleon]

But their fans are despicable

[thorn hornet]

People forget Spurs barely beat the likes of Palace and Luton

[hasty basin]

It's weird

[hexed galleon]

I will never respect someone who likes Chelsea and i will make sure to burn this 18/19 away kit i found in my drawer

[hasty basin]

They shouldn't draw against Arsenal

[thorn hornet]

Arsenal would've beat them too if it wasn't for Jorginho lol

[broken ledge]

Tbf spurs we’re playing with 10 men (but then deserved because Bissouma dived) against luton

[hasty basin]

Well these things happen

[broken ledge]

It was so stupid

[hasty basin]

Let's be real

What if like idk

Obeece James wasn't injured 24/7

[robust grotto]

Lmfao why are they obsessing over CGY defense of all teams. Why do they look towards cgy, like during the Lucic trade

[hexed galleon]

Speaking of james

THIS REF IS HORRIBLE

How DO YOU NOT SEND OFF JAMES AND MUDRYK

[thorn hornet]

Yeah welcome to the Prem

[hexed galleon]

dude im

[broken ledge]

Would’ve seen some good form maybe

[hexed galleon]

Im not gonna be able to sleep

[hasty basin]

That's a norm yeah lol

[hexed galleon]

Its nearly midnight and im about to pop a blood vessel over a team i dont even like

[thorn hornet]

Not that deep, Arsenal lose and I sleep just fine

[hexed galleon]

Chelsea fans are fucking despicable

[broken ledge]

Prem refs and officiating has been ass

Nothing we can do

[hexed galleon]

Im a fucking united fan

Im not even angry about spurs losing

[hasty basin]

Yea well we lost 6-1

[hexed galleon]

What makes me angry is how despicable Chelsea fans are

They act like this is a win that should be celebrated

[thorn hornet]

Let them have fun, most of them are on suicide watch

[hexed galleon]

They think theyre gonna fucking beat city 😭

Win is a win but god damn that is the saddest win ive ever seen

Its like getting a title for winning a boxing match against stephen hawking

[broken ledge]

Let them think that lol

They will just be humbled fast

[sweet tree]

well any win against a big team would be celebrated and taking the piss

[hexed galleon]

Best game ive watched in the prem in a while

Spurs were robbed

Shouldve been two reds for both teams

[hasty basin]

Alright alright

[celest zephyr]

So fucking stupid

[hasty basin]

Most of the top 6 fans are despicable

[celest zephyr]

My god

[broken ledge]

Vicario has been good though

[celest zephyr]

Man it’s just vocal assholes

Most fans are chill lol

[thorn hornet]

Some Arsenal fans are unbearable lol

[hasty basin]

The 1st thing is my point

We have Juba here

He's chill

[celest zephyr]

Like as a leafs fan there’s obv the vocal assholes but most are totally cool

[hasty basin]

And a Chelsea fan, so?

[hexed galleon]

Jubas a fucking Chelsea fan?

[celest zephyr]

Yes

[hasty basin]

Yes

[hexed galleon]

Juba watches football wait thats crazy

[celest zephyr]

I’m barely a man united fan

I’d watch more but school lol

[hexed galleon]

Im a United fan but im on suicide watch

[celest zephyr]

Can’t even watch like any sports rn hahahaa

Which is also why I haven’t watched more games

School plus watching leafs plus man united would just give me crippling depression

[hexed galleon]

United is another conversation for another day

Lets save that for when we batter luton

[hasty basin]

I have midterms in 7 hours and Bournemouth had to give me depression at the right time

[celest zephyr]

Hahhahaha

[hexed galleon]

Tucheliban 😭

[robust grotto]

“Let’s go to the one team that actually won’t do us any favors AND if we lose the trade, we will directly feel the results of that fuck up”

[hexed galleon]

https://fixupx.com/fabrizioromano/status/1721658338008576385?s=46

Bro

Speaking of tuchel

I wish this was tuchel and conte rn

If it was still them we wouldve gotten a boxing match mid game

[hasty basin]

I like Ange because he's a hipster

ANd I enjoy hipster managers as long as they're not at my club

[smoky fable]

He watches every sport

Cricket rugby NPB

[desert palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/raysbaseball/status/1721661001022517730?s=46

[sweet tree]

respect I personally would struggle to support a bottom league team for the rest of my life lol.

[celest zephyr]

Juba is a sports man through and through

Dude could watch anything lol

[desert palm]

@dim kettle

[sweet tree]

I'm limiting myself to 3 sports

don't think I can do more than that

does Juba watch tennis

[hasty basin]

I'm still regretful about it but

I just don't have as much love for other clubs

Idk what it is

[sweet tree]

you could always support us crocoboy 🙂

[smoky fable]

Does he watch golf

[sweet tree]

I wonder...

[hasty basin]

Well as I said before it would be Liverpool 👀

But yea

[sweet tree]

Liverpool huh

[smoky fable]

Balkan would be happy about that

[hasty basin]

Even if I tried hard my heart would still be at Bournemouth

[smoky fable]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Real Madrid fan around here conversely

[hasty basin]

Guess it's something with the color red

[hasty basin]

Funny cos most footy friends I have are rma fans

[desert palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/jonheyman/status/1721661948272705756?s=46 @smoky fable

[hasty basin]

Like 40% RMA 30% Barca and 30% rest

[sweet tree]

my cousins are madrid fans

[hasty basin]

When I was like 6

My neighbors were RMA fans so I just decided to be one too

[smoky fable]

He deserved it. He may get shit at times, but he deserved it

[sweet tree]

and one of them is an arsenal fan

[hasty basin]

Hence my love for some of their players lol

The most obscure team fan I know is a BVB fan

In real life*

Maybe Inter idk

[hexed galleon]

As if it fucking wasnt enough im about to go to bed knowing i just saw city fans say haaland surpassed henrys legacy

HENRY

Henry is 20x the player haaland is idc how many he scored

[hasty basin]

Idk man

Alfie was good but

[hexed galleon]

Im talking about erling

[hasty basin]

Ik

No one would talk about Alfie

[sweet tree]

is he even the best Norwegian

[hexed galleon]

People only talk about Alfie when theyre actually talking about roy keane

[hasty basin]

Riise>>>

[hexed galleon]

😭

[hasty basin]

I talked about him for Kinkladze's time at city

[desert palm]

@weak gull https://fxtwitter.com/mlbtraderumors/status/1721662464788431268?s=20 have fun paying the Strikeout king

98 million dollars of poop

[smoky fable]

Oh lord

Curious to see where Yamamoto goes

Expecting Justin Turner as a target

[weak gull]

https://tenor.com/view/no-see-noexist-gif-3563520

[desert palm]

[dim kettle]

Already knew about this. I get the impression the Marlins wanted a GM who wouldn't want to spend much money.

[steel nexus]

T20 Cricket
ODI Cricket
Test Cricket

[robust grotto]

He’s coming to NYC

[desert palm]

@short flame https://vxtwitter.com/DougRussell/status/1721663566720168239?t=kBGFxtLN-rgLh7PRfPEUng&s=19

[desert palm]

You chose this ownership

This is pure salt

🧂

[short flame]

Oh no did Craig retire?

[desert palm]

Context Craig Counsell

Probably the best MLB manager

Got the highest paid contract for a Manager in MLB history

40 mill 5 years

8 mill a year

[robust grotto]

Kinda crazy, I don’t blame Cohen for not wanting to pay that

[desert palm]

To the BREWERS BIGGEST RIVALS - CHICAGO CUBS

[desert palm]

And this the brewers owner reaction to the news

Pure salt

[smoky fable]

sigh

[desert palm]

Dude

It’s not official lol

No one honestly knows yet

https://vxtwitter.com/DougRussell/status/1721664983103082595 more dumb ownership quotes

🧂

[smoky fable]

I know.

[desert palm]

Practically a player contract

[robust grotto]

Just my belief

And seeing stuff every other day about it. Writers really believe Mets will go all out and he’s their number one offseason target

Senga and Yoshi, LFG

[desert palm]

Yamamoto to the Yankees

Stop coping Mets fan

[sweet tree]

tru

[sweet tree]

I didn't know that was possible...

scoring a hatty and still be under a 7 rating...

[robust grotto]

Going to age like milk bud

[desert palm]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[robust grotto]

Lmaooo

[hasty basin]

It is on onefootball

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/xGPhilosophy/status/1721652850042761510?t=xfMUSr6XbTJnhXm79j3Rpw&s=19

oh is that what you meant croc

and yeah i checked sofascore they gave him a 9.2

it says he only had 1 BCM

[desert palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/mlb/status/1721670907091955930?s=46

[sweet tree]

ah, interesting

[desert palm]

@restive vector @warm kestrel Josh Jung Snubbed

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/sev_lfc/status/1721653624491606240?t=q2KmS6EQ8FGXiPCeQridEg&s=19

Haaland vs Leipzig might be a contender but that was 5

[hasty basin]

Yes lol

https://vxtwitter.com/fplblackbox_az/status/1721652894825336878?s=46&t=V-FYbVnsgTbrgHav7jZsiw

[hasty basin]

No one will talk about it

[restive vector]

the disrespect 😤

[hasty basin]

Because it's Haaland

The truth is Chelsea is more hated than MCI

[sweet tree]

that was the ugliest 5 goals ever man

[hasty basin]

In England it's VERY obvious

[desert palm]

Faxs

[restive vector]

robbed

[desert palm]

Dude had pop and contact

[robust grotto]

Think you legit might be the only user on this ENTIRE SERVER CHAT that has a WHU player

[hasty basin]

I don't

[desert palm]

And was amazing behind the plate

[robust grotto]

Areola ?!

[hasty basin]

Used to have JWP but he blanked

Nah

[desert palm]

BBWAA writers smoking

[hasty basin]

Areola has 33% owner rate

Lmao

[robust grotto]

Oh that’s not you lmfaoo rip

[hasty basin]

He's the most owned GK

[robust grotto]

Dude ever time someone posts their team I cry

[hasty basin]

[sweet tree]

i imagine people use kudus or bowen

[hasty basin]

Yeah

Bowen and JWP were my choices

[robust grotto]

Yeah for sure

[hasty basin]

I chose wrong...

[robust grotto]

Not crying, just something I notice lol

[hasty basin]

Never go with the pesky Saints player I guess

I had like my worst FPL though

For 2 reasons

Main team did awfully

+My bench got more points

Ig I'm just glad I got rid of Udogie lol

[sweet tree]

lul

[warm kestrel]

I know

[robust grotto]

I am so sorry

@celest zephyr lol tell your guy that Halloween passed and he doesn’t have to look like gangster Mario anymore

[dim ledge]

Savvy Merchant

[robust grotto]

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[dim ledge]

Dude did you ever wind up unlocking that

I remember it was the last one you had to do

[robust grotto]

Never no. That’s the only RDR outfit I never got

Expert Hunter was better anyway

[dim ledge]

Perfect for a wee little hunting excursion in tall trees

[hasty basin]

I'm tired of the disrespect, I'm coming

[robust grotto]

You get it

[celest zephyr]

It’s okay the leafs don’t know what day it is

[robust grotto]

Sad

[dawn tapir]

who you think winning tonight chargers or the jets?

[desert palm]

https://vxtwitter.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1721682959441215492?s=46 @restive vector and @warm kestrel yooooooooooo Semien and Seager both finalists

Kinda nutty

[robust grotto]

It’s the biggest jets game in legitimately 8 seasons. No cap. Chargers will find a way bc god hates me

[dawn tapir]

unless the chargers start chargering again which is possible.

[robust grotto]

Unstoppable force v immovable object

[sweet tree]

jets

[robust grotto]

Jets really have to win, they can seriously believe internally that they can win the division

Already beat Buffalo and have to play the dolphins twice

[desert palm]

Luffy v Katagiri

[robust grotto]

Lots of stretching tonight lol

[desert palm]

[restive vector]

awesome to see I think I'd give it to Seagar

[desert palm]

I should mention that the voting is done before the playoffs

[robust grotto]

Bro Canadian hockey is FUCKED this season

[restive vector]

canucks are doing well

[robust grotto]

Vancouver is their best team rn….

That won’t last I promise you

[restive vector]

stars are playing bruins tonight

[warm kestrel]

Oh shit

[desert palm]

Guys guys probably not happening but like it is cool to see

[robust grotto]

Nice game!!

Actually you got me thinking lol, the most Vancouver thing possible would be them making the playoffs (thanks to being in the worst division in hockey) and their front office going gaga over it… then buying in the offseason and watch those contracts blow up in their faces

[dim kettle]

Dude... The Leafs won a round and just said, fuck it.

Holy crap, man.

[robust grotto]

Bruh

Kimmy wasn’t joking

I thought he was

[dim kettle]

He wasn't. Almost every Brad Treliving signing has blown up in their face so far.

https://fixupx.com/Steve_Dangle/status/1721684022622085255?s=20

[robust grotto]

He signed Reaves to 3 years was it? Lol

[dim kettle]

He's trying to turn the Leafs into the Flames. And that means they're gonna be losing 17 OT/SOs.

[robust grotto]

Klingberg really bet on himself by taking a 1 year w Anaheim and now I can’t ever see him signing a big deal ever again

That’s one of those rare examples where betting on yourself led to complete failure

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/TheFourthPeriod/status/1721690686360011224?s=20

[robust grotto]

Leafs fans deserve to boo

[smoky fable]

Would not be surprised. Wonder if Ohtani wears dodger blue

[robust grotto]

I think so

It just makes the most sense

[short flame]

Not my Canucks

[robust grotto]

YOUR Canucks

[short flame]

They’re my west team

[robust grotto]

oh nice!

[short flame]

I’m trying to get a Canucks hat for winter

Something like this

[robust grotto]

i like it

you need it too lol cold there

[short flame]

Yeah I don’t have a hat so I’ll get myself one

[robust grotto]

good man!!!

https://vxtwitter.com/steve_dangle/status/1721689553000411524?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Steve is not happy

[restive vector]

Leafs are only down 1 at 4-3

[slate lance]

Why is sauce not on Allen lol

[stuck estuary]

@dim ledge god bless i didn't start romero

[short flame]

Is it because they lost to the sabres?

[robust grotto]

Probably plays a part but it sounds like the leafs haven’t been good enough so far

[restive vector]

Bruins score first

Bruins 2-0

[proud coyote]

Cannot believe we won lmao

Sorry Spurs

[short flame]

They seemed to rely on Matthews a lot on Saturday and the rest were bad

[short flame]

Chelsea won a game

[celest zephyr]

You know when there’s been at least one article or angry keefe quote about pretty much every player that trevling is trash

It’s hard to find even one thing good about the guys he picked up

And trust me leafs fans and media will find anything possible

[robust grotto]

You’re not wrong about this

[celest zephyr]

13 points out of gregor bertuzzi klingberg and domi in 11 games

[short flame]

Over 1 ppg

[smoky fable]

This jets defense is legitimate

Too bad they have Zack Wilson

[robust grotto]

Sad

[celest zephyr]

for 13.425 mill this year

1.18 points per game

[short flame]

4 players with a 1.18 average is good

[dawn tapir]

how does zack wilson still have more passing yards than herbert this game lol at 141 yards. herbert at only 87 yards so far.

[celest zephyr]

not for 13 plus million dollars

[short flame]

Our best players have 0.916

[restive vector]

Dallas scores!

2-1 bruins

[celest zephyr]

That’s because the Sabres suck harder

Not cuz trevling knows what he is doing

Samsonov is ass man just get rid of him

[short flame]

With 11.5 millions

[short flame]

1ppg is considered bad?

[celest zephyr]

considering they all have to get significant ice time combined yes

like this is also ignoring that one underperforming player gets like 20ish mins max where four get a higher combined totatl

[short flame]

But you have 2 players on 15 points to make up for it

[celest zephyr]

60:50 toi/game combined

okay but the issue has been defense and depth scoring

and these guys sure as fuck aren't contributing to either of them

[short flame]

Wait is it 1.18 ppg each or combined?

Bertuzzi has 3 points in 12

That’s not even close to 1ppg

[sweet tree]

this is tough to watch

[smoky fable]

Zack Wilson might be concussed

[celest zephyr]

combined

not each

on pace for 97 points for all of them combined

[smoky fable]

What a catch Allen

[dim kettle]

I'm not surprised by this score rn

[restive vector]

Dallas scores

3-2 bruins with 30 seconds left

[short flame]

Oh yeah that’s bad, I thought each which surprised me because I didn’t think 1ppg was bad for one player

[dim kettle]

The Oilers are a sad bunch.

Nearly 20 shots by the Oilers. Canucks only needed 7 shots to score 3.

[sweet tree]

hockey heritage

[restive vector]

Dallas lost

Canucks are doing well

[dim ledge]

by the time Edmonton fixes their goaltending issues, I'll have a child, McDavid will be 30, and we'll be through another presidency

[sweet tree]

another sack

[dim kettle]

Gary Bettman will be president, baybee.

[smoky fable]

That’s on Wilson

Horrible

[dim ledge]

not addressing clear strucutral issues?

[short flame]

If we’re lucky they’ll have replaced him by then

[dim ledge]

he's already in the bag!

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/mayorNHL/status/1721214537251332342?s=20

What the fuck is wrong with the Oilers? lol

[dim ledge]

....

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

^live look at all hockey fans in Alberta

[dim kettle]

Lunik sent me a tweet earlier that the Oilers are looking to trade for Flames defensemen and now this. The Oilers are just stuck on stupid.

[dim ledge]

literally dude

at this point they are the definition of throwing shit to the wall and seeing if it sticks

like

who the hell are their scouts?

i could do their fucking job

[dim kettle]

Every problem the Oilers have starts at ownership.

[dim ledge]

there are two possibilites

either
A. The ownership wont hire good scouts
B. The scouts are fine but the ownership refuses the players that would actually help

[dim kettle]

Ownership needs to hire the right GM and which will bring their own scouts with them.

But here we have a dinosaur as GM who ran one team into the ground.

Literally, only the Oilers are shocked that Ken Holland isn't that guy anymore.

[short flame]

If their scouts are so bad maybe they’d be interested in Jacob Bryson

[dim ledge]

just been one after the other for em huh

like

they got basically how many top 3 draft picks in a row?

and now struggle to make it past the second round of playoffs?

Yakupov

[dim kettle]

Traded for a washed up Duncan Keith. Oh that was a good one.

[dim ledge]

one offensive touchdown in chargers vs jets

thank you for quality primetime games, nfl

[dim kettle]

Jets are just a bunch of what ifs.

Still don't think this offense is good even with Wilson at QB.

[dim ledge]

oh its not

absolutely not lmao

jets fans will always come up with a laundry list of reasons why thats a bad take, though

i mean. they have breece hall

[dim kettle]

You can only imagine how well this team would play with Rodgers. I don't think it will do much.

[dim ledge]

but like. thats basically a different shade of the giants having saquon, no?

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/DhaliwalSports/status/1721607879596327142

[dim ledge]

at least the jets oline is better

[dim kettle]

Mike Ditka said it best, good players don't make a good team, good teams make a good team.

[celest zephyr]

Oh look what this fucker is trying to do also

[celest zephyr]

Brad fucking trevling can somehow nuke a good team in an offseason

Very impressive job

The greatest gm in all of history

[dim ledge]

the oilers are just so incredibly disfunctional

and calgary is uh

[celest zephyr]

I want this mfer’s head if the leafs miss the playoffs

[dim kettle]

The Oilers are a reflection of their ownership.

The Flames are just a team that is in denial that they need to rebuild

[dim ledge]

nobody ever wants to rebuild

[celest zephyr]

By the time the leafs fix their depth scoring and softness, I’ll be in a grave

[dawn tapir]

are the Chargers a wildcard team again this year?

[celest zephyr]

In every sense of the word

You might as well ask are the chargers the chargers?

[dim kettle]

What's amazing about Treliving is he's haunting 2 Canadian teams this year. All the signings this off season for the Leafs blowing up in their face so far and the contracts of Kadri and Hubu for the Flames.

[dim kettle]

Some accept it though, others are in denial.

[dim ledge]

no yeah of course

I mean you're talking to a Rangers fan lmaooo

obviously we aren't like

[dim kettle]

Flames and Jets don't know such thing as starting over.

[dim ledge]

quite as bad as the flames

but that was a question for a while, if thats the route we should go, and deep down it still kinda is

[dim kettle]

Of course, just because you know how to blow it up doesn't mean you know how to build it back up. Look at the Sabres for many years. But, the Bolts and Avs built cup winners blowing it up.

[dim ledge]

Idk what the answer for edmonton is. theres so many problems

[dim kettle]

Edmonton needs to get it right with the GM and HC.

[celest zephyr]

Not even gonna lie it might be just trading drai

[dim kettle]

First and foremost.

[dim ledge]

like. if you put a gun to my head I couldn't tell you the 3rd and 4th lines lmao

[dim ledge]

i was going there

[celest zephyr]

Dude is amazing but as a leafs fan i know that you don’t need two top line caliber centres

Especially not two superstars who play the exact same position

[dim kettle]

Oilers could easily go through a retool with a new GM and come up with depth in the scoring and defense.

But the Oilers are also fucking stupid.

[celest zephyr]

Who else can they trade who isn’t just depth to begin with lol?

Or worse an absolute anchor?

[dim kettle]

Just draft well

[celest zephyr]

They aren’t moving Ekholm

[dim kettle]

Actually draft a goaltender in the first 3 rounds.

[celest zephyr]

Just draft well an entire 20 man roster

[hidden rampart]

Is that image of emo jimmy butler just gonna be the image they use all season?

[celest zephyr]

Yeah like the oilers are going to be able to do that hahahahha

Oh sup rob

Like the harden trade?

[hidden rampart]

Sup kimmy

I was trying to watch highlights of todays lakers game and the official nba YouTube channel just had that image of jimmy butler and it’s killing me lmfao

[dim kettle]

Like, it's amazing the Oilers have all these problems with goaltenders and here you have teams like the Isles, Bolts, and Stars draft elite goaltenders in the first round.

[sweet tree]

yeah I saw that, I guess they'll just keep it like that

[dim kettle]

He's challenging viewers to an emo-off.

Can't wait for him to talk in the third person.

[smoky fable]

Oh hey Rob

What have you been watching sports wise

No more harden for the sixers

[hidden rampart]

I saw the eagles get that sweet dub

I’ve never felt happier watching sports

[dim kettle]

What could possibly go wrong?

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/kansas-city-chiefs-royals_jun-patrick-mahomes-hmm-okay-gif-24315283

[smoky fable]

That was a good game. They held on till the end

[dim kettle]

On side note. Yep. Bowles is not getting fired till after week 18.

[smoky fable]

You got to tell me what happened to Carlton Davis

He got burnt more than toast

[dim kettle]

Didn't show up.

[smoky fable]

Dean getting hurt didn’t help either

Your rookie Kalijaah Kancey showed up though

[rustic ore]

For all of the Glazers numerous faults as owners since Malcolm’s death they don’t fire coaches mid season

[smoky fable]

At this point, it’s not working

[dim kettle]

But my god, on the final Stroud TD. The corners were so far off the receivers that I thought Mike Smith was still DC.

https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1721746499502047272?s=20

[smoky fable]

Super Bowl caliber defense

Bottom tier offense

[honest umbra]

Why didn’t they get a better QB than wilson?

[dim kettle]

Brought in Hackett to hope Rodgers buys into going there and they can't even get what they wanted this season.

[rustic ore]

Return on investment? Maybe they honestly thought they could develop Wilson enough sitting behind Rodgers to justify the blunder of taking him #2 overall

[dim kettle]

Really the only option they had was Mike White and he went to Miami. Always a misconception about backup QBs. Teams don't sign backups just by how good they are, but how well they fit in the system. Hence why Blane Gabbert was the backup for the Bucs for god knows how long.

[smoky fable]

I don’t think Hackett is that good of an OC either

Bringing in Rodgers hamstrung them

[smoky fable]

Also was too late for free agency, guys like Brissett signed already before Rodgers was official

[dim kettle]

You never expect your QB to go down for the year on the first drive of the season.

[rustic ore]

Should’ve traded for Dobbs when they could

[dim kettle]

Again, you gotta think about how well the QB fits the system.

[rustic ore]

Also a reminder that not only was Hackett not the play caller in GB but also got fired as being the play caller for the Jags of all teams

Speaks volumes

[dim kettle]

Although, with Wilson, it just feels like the team is in denial that he's hopeless.

[rustic ore]

They gambled on potential and rolled snake eyes

It’s happened to better

[dim kettle]

I'll never deny that I was dead wrong with him.

[smoky fable]

They should have. Their loss.

[dim kettle]

I warned Bronco fans about him. You can go back to Tree's Days of Our Steelers vid against the Jags. Speaks a ton of volumes of him.

[rustic ore]

Tbf he did and does have a high ceiling, his physical gifts show that

[smoky fable]

He just can't play

[rustic ore]

Just that his floor was horrifically lower than anyone could have predicted

[smoky fable]

That COVID year screwed up all the evaluations

[rustic ore]

And that he had a significant bust potential

[dim kettle]

Wilson never progressed, that was his problem.

[smoky fable]

They should have paid attention to the quality of opponent he played. His best competition he played against, he struggled.

[dim kettle]

Never got over the yips, didn't mature as a leader quick enough.

Just another bust at QB for the Jets.

Not that anyone else would produce better results.

[smoky fable]

They went from Darnold to Wilson

[dim kettle]

Really, Fields or Jones gonna be much better?

[smoky fable]

That is a downgrade

[smoky fable]

Fields would probably be a better qb yes than Wilson

But both aren't long term starters

[dim kettle]

Not by much though.

That class turned out to be overhyped.

All the Jets had to do was go 0-16 and they have T-Law. But you know, Buttfumble gonna buttfumble.

[smoky fable]

Two of those guys are in shit situations. They're with the two worst teams in the league

[celest zephyr]

Not just overhyped its fucking shit

[dim kettle]

Overhyped shit.

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/AndrewSiciliano/status/1721747933564162290

[dim kettle]

Saleh trying to not make it sound bad but ends up making it sound worse and sad.

You just cannot sugarcoat anything Wilson does. Just impossible.

[celest zephyr]

Come back to sf man

Leave the jets

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1721748160517644388?s=20

[smoky fable]

I wouldn't come back with this bad line

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/BRWrestling/status/1721743070603931957?s=20

[celest zephyr]

dude is about to be parachuted in cuz they couldn't find anyone else other than zach wilson

seriously there wasn't a single qb better????????

[honest umbra]

whos the bald guy?

and why does it look like cesaro

[dim kettle]

The GM of Raw. Adam Pearce

[modest totem]

🥲

[hasty basin]

Wtf Cam Thomas

Could he acc make an All NBa team

[proud coyote]

https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1721655986774020139

if we re-sign fucking dontae johnson again lmao

im buying his jersey

[smoky fable]

Is he good or bad

People like him over Oliver

[proud coyote]

we drafted him in the 4th round in 2014

he's been on and off our roster so many times lmao

everyone calls him the barnacle

[smoky fable]

damn

He's like a human yoyo

[ripe yacht]

Ahh canucks sending oilers straight into a rebuild, sensational 😮‍💨

ITS COMING HOME

[smoky fable]

That is disgusting

Tank bowl

[dim ledge]

[rustic ore]

2024 NFL Draft order after week 9

[dim kettle]

The Sharks have the chance to do the funniest thing this season so far.

[dim ledge]

PLEASE

the culture needs it

[smoky fable]

That Bears Panthers game has so many implications. Giants are in the tank race for a qb now for top 3.

AFC wild card will be a contentious one

Bills might not make it

[rustic ore]

Draft race is almost always fun to watch

[smoky fable]

I've been here since day 1.

[rustic ore]

Apparently Josh Allen has thrown the most picks in the league since he was drafted in 2018

[dim kettle]

Cmon LA and GB. Win a few games so the Bucs can move to 6th overall.

[dim ledge]

Idk man bills not making it would be wiiiiiild

But man the AFC North

[rustic ore]

Could wind up nailing them a nice player for their D though

That or O-line so they might finally be able to run the ball (without relying on Allen to do the heavy lifting)

[dim ledge]

Bengals are gonna make it ofc

No way those other teams stay in the mix

[smoky fable]

Their schedule is brutal

[dim kettle]

If the Bills don't make it, don't be surprised if there's a coach change for 2024.

[rustic ore]

Jets I think will sneak in

[smoky fable]

Eagles Chiefs and Cowboys are brutal

[rustic ore]

Their D is just so good

[dim kettle]

The Bills have a tough schedule

[rustic ore]

McDermott is a good coach imo, if he gets canned he’s gonna instantly get another HC job

[dim kettle]

Probably

Tampa?

[rustic ore]

I’d be cool with it

He helped Buffalo rebuild, could do the same here

[smoky fable]

Stafford needs to come back, otherwise the rams will get a high pick. packers will be hit or miss since the schedule isn't easy either

only giants there is easily winnable

[rustic ore]

Rams getting a high pick only to trade it away

[smoky fable]

they won't

their window is gone

[rustic ore]

I know, but it’d be funny

Insane that they haven’t used a 1st round pick since 2016 with Goff

[smoky fable]

The Broncos have a higher pick than I thought which helps

[smoky fable]

It paid off with that ring

[dim ledge]

Lol do all 3 of these teams play each other

[rustic ore]

It did but man, 7 years of no 1st round pick is insane

[dim ledge]

Cuz like I know eagles have Kansas City and Buffalo before us and they just played Dallas

[rustic ore]

I guess technically 8 years

[smoky fable]

Dallas doesn't get KC

[dim ledge]

Or was itiami

Miami

[smoky fable]

fortunately for them

[dim kettle]

The Rams clicked on a lot of FAs and day 2 picks.

[dim ledge]

Lol KC would twerk on Dallas

[smoky fable]

KC looks suspect

[rustic ore]

I’d be interested in seeing that match up

Dallas went toe to toe with Philly

[smoky fable]

I think the Cowboys can win that one if Dak keeps his good form up.

[rustic ore]

Probably should have won if the refs called it like they should have

[smoky fable]

Would have to be in the superbowl to see

and dallas hopes they won't see the niners since kyle owns mccarthy

[smoky fable]

officiating has been crap overall

[rustic ore]

It’s been noticeable this year especially

[smoky fable]

I know people watch the NFL but it's got to get addressed.

[rustic ore]

Blatant misses, soft ones out of nowhere

[smoky fable]

Officiating has been poor for every sport it seems

[dim ledge]

The browns L still haunts me

[dim kettle]

Some more than others.

[dim ledge]

But then I remember the spurs L....

[dim kettle]

NFL would rather worry more about players pointing at others than actually addressing the refs.

[smoky fable]

Liverpool will probably jump ahead of them in the table. Not only did they lose, they lost key players to injuries and suspensions.

[dim ledge]

Yep