sports

[smoky fable]

and explosive plays

[fleet orbit]

Burrow clearly isn’t healthy

[haughty moss]

[dim kettle]

Burrow isn't healthy, that offense just sucks rn.

[slate lance]

Here come the sneak

[smoky fable]

And James conner to the locker room

fuck

[slate lance]

So fucking weak man

[fluid moat]

Napoli lost again

[haughty moss]

jets offense is sack, penalty, incomplete

[fluid moat]

🎉🎉🥳🥳

[sweet tree]

huh offside...

what

[haughty moss]

3rd and 22 lmao

[dim kettle]

I see those all black unis, Cards. Still find it cute that you think black is part of your color scheme.

[rustic ore]

On a different note, we’re gonna need to have a serious convo soon about whether or not Minny is gonna break these records

[modest totem]

I love hearing the Denver stadium "IN-COM-PLETE!"

Zach Allen pop off!

[dim kettle]

Knowing them, they'd probably fumble the record too.

[haughty moss]

what an awful drive there by the jets

[rustic ore]

Tis classic

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/MLB/status/1711124459220824479?s=20

Look at Texas just burying the AL East.

You know... the more I look at those Broncos helmets and unis... They sure look familiar.

[simple seal]

I was gonna say lol

[rustic ore]

Gosh those will ever not be sexy

[dim kettle]

Next week

[fleet orbit]

Gorgeous

[rustic ore]

Getting our asses whipped in style

[sweet tree]

pain

[dim kettle]

What are you talking about? Baker gonna bake something special.

[rustic ore]

On a side note the weather has been absolutely gorgeous outside lately

Love it

[fleet orbit]

Where ?

[north pier]

Agreed, even in a hell hole such as Texas it’s pretty nice

[rustic ore]

Mid FL

[dim kettle]

Been nice here in South Jersey, Started getting cold now though.

[fleet orbit]

It’s cloudy and fall like here , im in Illinois

[sweet tree]

https://fxtwitter.com/barcacentre/status/1711124548635296123?t=6MfD2Uo4k8qRLZCHlSppfQ&s=19

lameeeee

[dim kettle]

Ha. Mid

[rustic ore]

Super cozy

[sweet tree]

59 here lol

[dim kettle]

I swear it only get's cold there one month of the year.

[north pier]

But being on topic, I’m watching the Vikings vs Chiefs game and it’s going better than I thought being a Vikings fan

[dim kettle]

Yeah about 60 here.

[north pier]

I thought in first quarter they’d have atleast 20 but we kept them at 7 until 2nd quarter they scored a field goal

[haughty moss]

don't worry it'll get worse in due time

[north pier]

3-10 chiefs

[north pier]

😭 I know

[haughty moss]

jets defense can't stop a nose bleed

thought they was supposed to be good lol

[north pier]

Bro 💀

[dim kettle]

Just imagine the weather like Mac Jones confidence. It rises a bit and BAM! Drops down

[haughty moss]

[north pier]

Didn’t they have a whole documentary talking about their improvements just for AR to tear his ACL and they’re defense be as strong as a highschool JV team

Ik it’s not Aaron’s fault btw just stating a fact

[fluid moat]

Joke of a rule

Hate it so much

[north pier]

On the bright side 2 of my favorite teams won their preseason, Bucks and Timberwolves. Ik it’s only pre but it was still hype

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1711126671892365802?s=20

[rustic ore]

@simple seal someone to join you in the misery

[dawn tapir]

Puka Nacua is great

[north pier]

We can have a long talk about the Vikings wether it’s good or bad 💀

[rustic ore]

The ride never ends

[north pier]

True that

[dim kettle]

Don't worry, those T-Wolves will disappoint.

[dim kettle]

Of course, let's just go wide left to the side.

[north pier]

As usual but now that Bucks got Lillard I’m leaning more towards them

[rustic ore]

I hope they win the title again

Like Giannis, and Dame deserves a ring

[smoky fable]

They've won one already

[rustic ore]

Hence why I said again

[dim kettle]

I really don't care for the NBA this year. Probably because I'm stuck watching Sixer games.

[smoky fable]

Not this year

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-barkley-orlando-magic-why-chuck-gif-8600594

[north pier]

Ong, That rookie and Beauchamp shined through this preseason game I was impressed

And to add on, we just put in our decent players but Chicago put on their starters and we still won 💀

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_Memes/status/1711127368696287316?s=20

[north pier]

Bishop gonna win state this year trust

[haughty moss]

breece

[north pier]

@hasty mesa put me on Vikings please

[fleet orbit]

I’m excited for the nba , but the bulls are gonna be mid

[dim kettle]

Chicago sports in general.

[simple seal]

Same with the Raptors

Play in exit inbound

[rustic ore]

I’d love if the Magic could be good this year 🥺

[dim kettle]

Too bad I can't see it.

[haughty moss]

jets ffs

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1711129846762615158?s=20

[fleet orbit]

Banchero year 2 tells me a play in spot isn’t unobtainable

[simple seal]

10-5 game 💀

10-8 now

Funny scores

[haughty moss]

lmao bengals cmon

[dim kettle]

Zach Wilson plays a big part in why that offense is bad. But I think this offense has flaws that people throw under the rug because of Wilson.

[dawn tapir]

td eagles

[simple seal]

They did the thing

[north pier]

10-6 Chiefs, Viks has possession

[dawn tapir]

the tush push only works for the eagles lol

[simple seal]

Chiefs offense has been underwhelming this season so far ngl, they still win games but yeah

[north pier]

Y’all’s D is pretty good, Ayo?

[simple seal]

Apart from the Bears game... but it was the Bears lol

lol no

[haughty moss]

lmao cards

[north pier]

It’s stopping the Vikings tho

[dim kettle]

Numbskull Nagy calling plays.

[north pier]

Wait that isn’t much of a feat

[simple seal]

Oh I thought you meant the Vikes D lol

[north pier]

Oh hell nah

THAT WAS A NICE PUSH VIKINGS YESSIR

[simple seal]

Safety Bengals?

[dim kettle]

The Chiefs are blowing it rn on offense. It's the Vikings defense. You should be scoring more than 10 rn against them.

[simple seal]

Nah full on TD lol

[north pier]

JJ’s first drop of the season 😭

[fleet orbit]

The bengals need this game badly

But that o line sucks

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/MLBONFOX/status/1711131258221162981?s=20

[north pier]

If we talking about o lines then Vikings is not it

[simple seal]

Vikings are probably bottom 5 OL or close to it

I know the Patriots and Bengals are worse rn

[dim kettle]

Imagine just seeing the Ravens blow a game against the Steelers and then having to see the O's show why they aren't ready for post season baseball yet.

[north pier]

Bro they just let the people right on in

[dim kettle]

It's 9-2 rn Rangers.

[haughty moss]

jets defense food

refs kinda helping the broncos too tho

[fleet orbit]

Giants are the worst o line

[dim kettle]

They've used draft capital on the OL the last few years and the OL still sucks for the Giants

[north pier]

Yeah but they still beat us in the 1st round of the playoffs

😭😭😭

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/MLBONFOX/status/1711132210718277767?s=20

[rustic mountain]

Rangers really gonna go to the ws holy shit

[dim kettle]

i knew the O's weren't ready for post season baseball yet.

[north pier]

Not much of a baseball fan but I’m glad to see the Twins made it

[rustic mountain]

Until hockey comes back, all I got is the Huskies mayne

[fleet orbit]

Which huskies ?

[rustic mountain]

Udub

[dim kettle]

2 more days.

[rustic mountain]

I know I am excited man

Already got my reverse retro ready to go for opening night

[fleet orbit]

I’m ready for basketball, both nba and college

[dim kettle]

[north pier]

SKOL BABY VIKINGS TD THEY IN DA LEAD

[short flame]

@robust grotto what a nice guy

[rustic mountain]

[dim kettle]

🤢

[rustic mountain]

Hell yeah let's get someone new

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-champion-facepalm-cry-gif-5673474

we almost back

[rustic mountain]

We so close to back

[dim kettle]

I know, ryo can't wait to see the Pens start 0-4

[haughty moss]

lmao smh

[dim kettle]

The Pens can say they had a 3-1 lead in the pre season.

[smoky fable]

OH NO

Kelce

[haughty moss]

pens vs caps on friday in the washed bowl

[smoky fable]

he just went down

[rustic mountain]

How bad is it?

[dim kettle]

The Eagles one?

[rustic mountain]

Travis or Jason

[smoky fable]

travis

[rustic ore]

Fuck

[dim kettle]

Oh...

[rustic mountain]

Big yikies

[dim kettle]

Oh,,,

OH.....

[smoky fable]

his feet got caught in the turf

he might have slipped but he's getting checked now

[rustic mountain]

Well sayonara Chiefs passing game

[short flame]

[hollow wind]

No no no no no no no no no no

No no no no no no NOOOOO

[rustic mountain]

Shush

[dim kettle]

Oh! I just saw it.

That's non contact.

[smoky fable]

He's walking gingerly on the sidelines

[dim kettle]

That did not look good.

[hollow wind]

Fuck

Well there goes my fantasy

[rustic mountain]

Guess he is gonna be going to lots of Taylor Swift concerts eh

[rustic ore]

Was he grabbing something when he hit?

[hollow wind]

Hope he’s ok

[smoky fable]

That was not a catch

[short flame]

I can get Toronto but why oilers?

[dim kettle]

Because he likes his waste.

[rustic ore]

McDaddy is there

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/adamteicher/status/1711134799618789435

[rustic mountain]

Pretty simple. I like McDavid and I loved Edmonton

[smoky fable]

Kelce doesn't look happy

[hollow wind]

THATS NOT A GATCH

CATCH

[rustic mountain]

After visiting Edmonton it really solidified me making them a favorite team

[hollow wind]

His other foot didn’t make contact with the ground. Ol hoverin ass

[short flame]

Mcsauce

[dim kettle]

Can't wait for the Oil Crisis there.

[rustic mountain]

Is McSauce an insult or?

I've never understood why you call him that

[short flame]

No that’s his nickname

[rustic mountain]

Uhm

[short flame]

It sounds nice

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/alec_lewis/status/1711134986999390679

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/edmonton-oilers-connor-mcdavid-oilers-goal-celly-gif-25349194

[rustic mountain]

Drip is on watch boiz

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1711135261998850439

[dim kettle]

[rustic ore]

Saying someone has the sauce is a compliment

Iirc

[rustic mountain]

Goated with the sauce

[rustic ore]

Hence McSauce

[rustic mountain]

Or whatever

[short flame]

Mcdaddy is funny, I don’t like mcjsesus, I feel like I’m doing profanity by calling him that so I use mcsauce instead

[proud coyote]

jesus these MLB collapses lmao

[hollow wind]

NFL gonna wait for every star player to tear something before they remove turf

[dim kettle]

I had the feeling the O's weren't ready.

[short flame]

Oh no the swifties

[smoky fable]

Kelce to the locker room

[haughty moss]

zach wilson are u an idiot

[rustic mountain]

Patrick Mahomes needs a drink or 4

[hollow wind]

Tbf, it’s literally half time

[sweet tree]

dats crazy

[hollow wind]

May as well take him to the locker room

[short flame]

I can call him mc chicken burger if you prefer

[dim ledge]

Why does Mahomes have less than 5 points for me

I want answers

[hollow wind]

But he’s limping so..

[dim ledge]

......

[rustic mountain]

copium sir?

[hollow wind]

Yes

Massively

I’m crying

[dim kettle]

With this injury, Travis definitely belongs with Taylor. HAHAHAHAHA. I hate that only I know the references

[rustic mountain]

What you talkin bout I know You Belong with Me

[short flame]

I didn’t mean to insult anyone by calling him mcsauce sorry sab

[proud coyote]

taylor swift is such a niche singer

nobody knows her music

[rustic mountain]

Lol Sanjuan you're good

I was just confused

[hollow wind]

I know shake it off and uhhh

22?

[short flame]

I know she sang a Victoria secret song that’s about it

[rustic ore]

I member when she sang country

[smoky fable]

Offense has been sluggish and the TD was to the running back

[dim kettle]

Just tell Travis to shake it off then

[hollow wind]

True

[short flame]

I still don’t buy that

I need proof of her singing country

[dim kettle]

Her early stuff

[smoky fable]

You've made your views on music in general very clearly

[short flame]

I can’t imagine her sounding like Johnny cash

[hollow wind]

He’s gonna go to locker room and Taylor is gonna sing him “Shake it off” while gently cradling him and then he’s gonna come and score 5 TDs in the second half

[rustic ore]

https://youtu.be/8xg3vE8Ie_E?si=q_dQ5YdOB6StFnUk

[dim kettle]

You listen to TearDrops on my guitar. It's definitely country

[north pier]

Ain’t no way

[simple seal]

Wouldnt put it pass the Vikings 😭

[haughty moss]

https://fixupx.com/jasrifootball/status/1711136478946873798?s=20
this still killing me like what are u doing lmao

[simple seal]

Never forget the Lamar poop game

[short flame]

This is supposed to be country?

[rustic ore]

Is it not?

[dim kettle]

THAT'S.... THAT'S LAMAR's MUSIC!

[north pier]

💀 i remember that

[simple seal]

Funniest game that season

[short flame]

I don’t listen to much country but it’s not what I’m used to

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/Ohty8OoQTqQ

[hollow wind]

Lmao

[versed forge]

Whoa jamarr chase

[short flame]

https://youtu.be/3LtmZM0OWO8?si=f85mAIK6mr0dyNRx

I was expecting this

[short flame]

Oh this one I can kind of see it

[smoky fable]

Chase just cooked az

[versed forge]

https://vxtwitter.com/Bengals/status/1711137396299817196?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

[north pier]

I never knew a One Piece server had better convos about sports than an actual sports server, all they do in there is scream about the most random crap, I think they’re all children

[versed forge]

That was nice ngl

[smoky fable]

Wow

No pressure

What the fuck was that coverage

Oh brother

[dim kettle]

THat's why I stay away from GDTs

[proud coyote]

on some cowboys shit

[north pier]

I learned my lesson last week

[haughty moss]

fr

[dim kettle]

Just had to deal with Rays fans insulting me the other day,

[hollow wind]

New England been out scored 72-3 last 2 games

[north pier]

Gross

[rustic ore]

That’s a bad man right there

[simple seal]

They finally learned

[north pier]

That was hilarious

[dawn tapir]

hurts picked

[dim kettle]

I’ll never forget

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/onepiece-goingmerry-crying-gif-5055175

[modest totem]

When did JJ watt join the halftime report?

[north pier]

Tom Brady we’re the years

[rustic ore]

This year

[dim kettle]

Here's a PSA about fans. Lots of them make horrible takes when they're calm. Imagine how people are when emotions are high.

[north pier]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[modest totem]

Like this week? Or have I just not noticed this whole time 😂

[stiff coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/rams-logo-go-rams-gif-13412985

[modest totem]

Based pfp

[stiff coyote]

[north pier]

I swear I’ve never seen his ass there, maybe because I was too disappointed after the first half and switch the channels 💀

[modest totem]

I too think Bills serve Thrills

[dim kettle]

Just too bad Josh Allen decided to be in the pot too long eariler.

[stiff coyote]

2 HOURS !!!!!

[modest totem]

Maybe

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/UrinatingTree/status/1711138843066339733?s=20

[north pier]

They did not, that’s a joke right?

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1711139204804039063?s=20

[stiff coyote]

ZACH WILSON PLS

[north pier]

Swift fans are crazy enough to do that

[stiff coyote]

and damn rams just made an interception

[dawn tapir]

stafford almost picked on a deflection but it hit the ground first lucky for the rams

[modest totem]

This is hilarious 😂 but I do hope he's okay. This just adds to the anti turf agenda

[modest totem]

Omg what happened?

[stiff coyote]

wait is this fr, he out again

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/RamsNFL/status/1711138531371016570?s=20

[north pier]

Hey it’s good song material for Swift atleast

[dim kettle]

Missing Ring. Perfect song name for Keice.

[stiff coyote]

YES SIRRR BABY

[north pier]

That would be a violation

Alright cmon Vikings, pls don’t fold

[stiff coyote]

Cmon Stafford

[hollow wind]

HES BACK

[rustic ore]

Got hit and landed shoulder first to the ground

[modest totem]

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/tampa-bay-tyreek-hill-winfield-jr-super-bowl-peace-gif-20294867

[north pier]

The power of Taylor has came inside him

[dim kettle]

Just remember NFC teams. It doesn't matter what any of you do. Because the Bucs are going to the super bo-

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/ayyoooo-ayoo-ayyoo-gif-24286843

[haughty moss]

breece hall!!!

[north pier]

I said what I said

[modest totem]

Hope he has a speedy recovery

[haughty moss]

FOH broncos

[stiff coyote]

@modest totem
14 - 13

[smoky fable]

Really going to lose both fantasy games huh

[haughty moss]

ray pack gonna go up

[modest totem]

Keep watching

[stiff coyote]

JETS COMING BACK BABY!!!!

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/cosmo-spacely-smoking-cigar-smoke-rings-smoker-tobacco-gif-26095178

[rustic ore]

MHJ gonna look good in Navy blue and orange

[north pier]

Gl

[proud coyote]

let's go rams baby you got this

[smoky fable]

Makes me sick

[dim kettle]

Jet flies in the air and then gets hit by a meteor.

[proud coyote]

idc about rooting for a divisional rival if it's to beat the eagles

[smoky fable]

Good. The Eagles will win then

[stiff coyote]

TY JUBA

we got this

[smoky fable]

WHAT THE FUCK

How did Mahomes not get picked

[stiff coyote]

we looking strong asf

[smoky fable]

Watson just caught that

[rustic ore]

Since Chicago and Denver have the same colors I love how it applies to both

[smoky fable]

Took it away from Bynum

[proud coyote]

how many weeks have you won the pickem ehh monster

[smoky fable]

Makes me doubly sick

[north pier]

NOOOOO how did we not catch that

[stiff coyote]

naw

[dim kettle]

I wouldn't want to wear orange.

[versed forge]

Watson

Oof viking down

[dim kettle]

Good ole former Bucs Watson

[hollow wind]

🙏

I can’t even watch the rams rn lol

I’m just watching twitter highlights

[rustic ore]

White Chocolate 🥹

[stiff coyote]

Evan u have to watch my guy

[north pier]

Blud 💀

[stiff coyote]

we're not playing the best but we're playing well enough

[hollow wind]

I’m keeping up with the play by play, just not watching the actual game

[stiff coyote]

our Oline is just ass thou

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1711141417894936864

[dim kettle]

It can be said about the Eagles this year. They just allow teams to stay in the game.

[north pier]

POV every team besides the Dolphins

[haughty moss]

i need the swifties to seal this win tonight

[north pier]

Wish I was a Dolphins fan

[haughty moss]

kirk cousins disasterclass otw

i know he got one INT left in him

[dim kettle]

So you can say "My team beat the Vikings in the SB" Instead of saying, "I can't believe my team lost to the Phins in the SB."

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/lilkirko-kirk-cousins-gif-27059845

But he’s so icey

[haughty moss]

lmaoo

[north pier]

Yes

[dim kettle]

"YOU LIKE THAT?!" Will still be in my head rent free.

[haughty moss]

broncos 3 and out 🔥 🔥

[north pier]

He looks like the average white dad hanging out with your friends without you

[rustic ore]

Indeed

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/xalfiethfc-gif-19983025

cousins in 30 years

[dim kettle]

Kirk looks like someone who's should be cooking with Russ at BK rn.

[stiff coyote]

FUCK!!!

someone get Hurts bro

[north pier]

That him 💀

[haughty moss]

[haughty moss]

how long you gotta keep that awful pfp? rayy is a criminal

[stiff coyote]

1 hour bro...

[modest totem]

I am an Earth angel

[haughty moss]

lolz angel yeah right

[stiff coyote]

When the hour hits I'm switching like never before

[north pier]

You disrespect Oden like that 💀

[dim kettle]

I'm the only Angel here.

[haughty moss]

that ain't oden that's a clown who took a loss today

[north pier]

L

[stiff coyote]

TD CHIEFS

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/aew-mjf-gif-21262031

[dim kettle]

But hey, they didn't lose by 31 though.

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rashee-rice-gif-16980271879174391892

[north pier]

Shhhhhh

[smoky fable]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

baahahahha

[haughty moss]

swifities

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-wait-youre-serious-let-me-laugh-frowning-robot-gif-14586647

[haughty moss]

lmaoo

grade a devil more like

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/hbk-shawn-michaels-entrance-pose-dance-gif-27016681

i said what i said

[dim kettle]

Hey, you could say Shawn strips as much as defenders attacking Mac Jones with the football.

[haughty moss]

😭

[north pier]

My fantasy is crap rn I’m down 48 with only 5 more players playing today

[rustic ore]

The Cocaine Kid vs Perc Angle would’ve been a match for the ages

[north pier]

I forgot to set up my lineups to be frank

[haughty moss]

ong that would've been a classic

[dim kettle]

Or it would belong in Botchamania.

[haughty moss]

[dim kettle]

Depended how much Shawn wanted to rib his opponent.

[stiff coyote]

fuck man eagles gon get a td

[haughty moss]

hackett playcalling is trash

dude doesn't know what he's doing

[dim kettle]

It's in his name

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-starfish-gif-26051009

him in the red zone

[dim kettle]

That's not what he wanted to cook

[stiff coyote]

Fuck!

@modest totem 18-13

YESSS!!!

[haughty moss]

jets should be up way more but hackett is a moron

[stiff coyote]

forced a ff

[dim kettle]

It's Wilson and it's the offense.

No doubt Zach Wilson plays a big part of their issues.

[stiff coyote]

as long as jets win and I change my pfp idc

[dim kettle]

Makes me wonder how much carrying Rodgers would've done here.

[stiff coyote]

I WANT MY FREEDOM BACK

[haughty moss]

wilson dumb too but i already say that a lot

[modest totem]

Oh you could still change your pfp

[stiff coyote]

SAY LESS

[modest totem]

No not yet

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/UrinatingTree/status/1711144953785561583?s=20

[haughty moss]

rayy being nice?

[modest totem]

I mean if Denver wins lol

[haughty moss]

is that sean mcvay son or somethin

[stiff coyote]

BRUH

[modest totem]

I meant like there's a possibility it could get... worse for you

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1711145300532854831?s=20

[stiff coyote]

naw Jets got this

[modest totem]

Oh he'll be fine

[modest totem]

We shall see

[smoky fable]

kelce back in

[stiff coyote]

20 - 14

[haughty moss]

russ sacked lol

[dim kettle]

The Eagles needed a TD there and got a FG.

[stiff coyote]

My rams still have a chance

[modest totem]

DENVER HAS THE BALL!!!!!

[stiff coyote]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[smoky fable]

muffed punt

[modest totem]

LMFAOOOOOO!!!+

[dim kettle]

This is what I mean though, Eagles keep making these games close.

[stiff coyote]

WTF!!!!

[smoky fable]

Picked it off

[stiff coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[smoky fable]

Ripped it out of Kelce's hand

[modest totem]

Gipson you dumb fuck 😂

[smoky fable]

Never mind

Completed catch

[rustic ore]

Poor Gipson

Seems like a good kid

[smoky fable]

Rayy with no mercy there

[modest totem]

He had one job

[dim kettle]

Rams had a TD there smh

[stiff coyote]

BRO I KNOW

[modest totem]

What the fuck

[stiff coyote]

3rd in 5

[stiff coyote]

LMAO

FUCK!!!

cmon Stafford

[haughty moss]

yessir eagles good shit

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/Espngreeny/status/1711146855155859487?s=20

Let's ride

[proud coyote]

it's so bad man

lmao

[haughty moss]

terrible fr but entertainment for me since broncos pack otw

[dim kettle]

The Jets and Broncos game is like if you bought Jet and horse toys except they're bootlegs from China and they barely fuction.

[fleet orbit]

The jets and broncos game is so bad

[haughty moss]

took them a min to realize broncos couldn't stop the run and then it was no going back from there

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1711147385110274255?s=20

[proud coyote]

lmfao

[haughty moss]

😭

saw that and was so lost

[rustic mountain]

Broncos and Patriots racing towards the bottom

[haughty moss]

they make it harder for themseles lmao

1-4 gang soon

[dim kettle]

You know the old saying. Bad teams find ways to lose.

[rustic mountain]

Way number one: Employ a Jones at QB

[dim kettle]

AJ Brown wide open

[stiff coyote]

man AJ Brown too good

[haughty moss]

he cookin

[versed forge]

Ez pi

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-rap-hip-hop-west-coast-crips-gif-24898891

[rustic mountain]

So how about that nfl draft guys?? Only 6 months away!!

[simple seal]

Yeah Chiefs gonna win easy anyways lmao

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-sad-gif-3806846082438439943

[dim kettle]

[versed forge]

Jamarr chase 3rd td

Sheesh

[stiff coyote]

Cmon Rams 1 stop

[versed forge]

Kelce

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/AnnieAgar/status/1711148656785604740?s=20

[stiff coyote]

fuck

[dim kettle]

How was Swift not tackled there!?

[versed forge]

Kelce td

https://tenor.com/view/kelce-gif-23206802

[rustic mountain]

Jamar having an amazing day but it matters not at all because Vinny had fucking DJ Moore

[versed forge]

You can still win i believe in u

[rustic ore]

Cause he shook off all the hits

https://tenor.com/view/shake-it-off-taylor-swift-gif-27318644

[stiff coyote]

fuck man

[rustic mountain]

And Sleeper app is fucking. Garbage. And didnt save my lineup changes

[stiff coyote]

2nd in goal

[haughty moss]

man i hope sauce is ok that ain't look good earlier

[haughty moss]

penalties be killing the jets

need to clean it up

run game be on point tho

[rustic ore]

Hendrickson strip sack and recovery

Should about do it

[stiff coyote]

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!

GOOD DEFENCE RAMS

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/BleacherReport/status/1711149459147796620?s=20

[rustic ore]

Aged like wine

[stiff coyote]

force a fg?

[simple seal]

Yeah this is the poop game lmao

[rustic mountain]

Exactly why I won't trade my guy

[haughty moss]

my dawg chase

[rustic mountain]

Been asked multiple times to trade him

[haughty moss]

lol jets

[rustic mountain]

Gotta Believe in your boys

[haughty moss]

well whatever, got a fg

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/NFL/status/1711149961642152222?s=20

[stiff coyote]

4 in 3

I would lowkey just do a fg

I dont trust anyone on the jets lmao

[simple seal]

This Jets Broncos game is truly dog water lmao

[haughty moss]

zach had garrett wilson earlier and he didn't look his way

[stiff coyote]

CMON CATCH THE BALL!!!

[haughty moss]

lol this qb man

[stiff coyote]

KUPP!!!! MY MAN!!!!

Stafford pls man

[haughty moss]

lmao rams

[stiff coyote]

man ggs

[haughty moss]

gg

[stiff coyote]

wtf man

Stafford STOP PASSING TO KUPP, YOU IDIOT YOU HAVE OTHERS OPEN !!!!!!!!!!

aint no way bruh

[versed forge]

Eagles win

Wow

That defense is no joke

[haughty moss]

lmaooo rams

[stiff coyote]

God this O Line is terrible

[rustic ore]

TD Minny!

[haughty moss]

chiefs better not blow it

[simple seal]

Forced to end each game within one score lol

[fleet orbit]

The eagles and Niners seem a notch above the rest of the nfc

[stiff coyote]

I SWEAR MCVAY HAS TO TELL STAFFORD TO PASS TO NACUA DAWG!!!!!

I know Kupp a beast but cmon man!!!

[rustic mountain]

But if they do I am big brianed

I spelled that wrong

So chiefs will win

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/griffin-funny-family-guy-brian-gif-14437987

[haughty moss]

lmao

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/AlexWilsonESM/status/1711071379842326897?t=mf6w2OgNcH9QXaNleN6AHQ&s=19

Man getting flipped like a burger

On a different note

https://vxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/1710998350047146156

@dim ledge

[haughty moss]

lmaoo

[stiff coyote]

these men need to grow up lmao

[haughty moss]

kid got them in their feelings i love it

https://tenor.com/view/kobe-bryant-yes-nod-okay-count-gif-16173323

he said

[north pier]

The Chiefs tried to trick us, nuh uh uh. We stay disciplined

[dawn tapir]

how does Zach wilson have more passing yards than russ right now?

[rustic ore]

Cause Broncos D is cheeks and Jets D is aight

TD Denver

Still a game

[haughty moss]

[rustic ore]

And 2 point good, 24-21 Jets

[celest zephyr]

Of fucking course my kicker on my bench cooks

And my starting kicker sucks ass

[narrow zodiac]

Jets better win PLEEASE. I want my identity back

[haughty moss]

jetssss

[celest zephyr]

Man I might win just by adams being out hahahaha

[haughty moss]

clutch 3rd down

[celest zephyr]

I’ll take it I suppose

[haughty moss]

oh he not playin?

[smoky fable]

Alright update me on the other games

[dim ledge]

Eagles fans type shit

[celest zephyr]

He might be out for Monday

[smoky fable]

Also GG Balkan. @dim ledge

You beat me in fantasy

[celest zephyr]

Shoulder injury

Only had a limited practice on Saturday

[smoky fable]

That wasn’t tipped

[haughty moss]

lmao vikings

[versed forge]

Omg refs saved us again!

[stiff coyote]

yall always get saved

[celest zephyr]

Mahomes is an elder he has to get saved

Can’t be left to lose

[rustic ore]

DENVER PICK

[haughty moss]

omfg

[rustic ore]

Surtain!

[versed forge]

Wow

[stiff coyote]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[celest zephyr]

Zach Wilson some garbage

[celest zephyr]

Does Josh need to dance like oden to finally win a sb?

[smoky fable]

Cool

Win it for rayyy

[rustic ore]

Denver starting at their own 4, they got the 2 minute warning and 1 timeout to get at least an FG to force OT

[stiff coyote]

I FUCKING HATE THE BILLS, JOSH AINT WINNING SHIT

[haughty moss]

tf was he doing lmaoo

[versed forge]

Cmon jets defense

[celest zephyr]

Congrats juba for winning

I need Pacheco to get all the touches and for Kelce to just block

[proud coyote]

wow that pick saved my ass in my big money league

breece was about to run all over that defense again

[stiff coyote]

CMON JETS

[versed forge]

Gg juba

[proud coyote]

gg mate

gotta let me have one lmao

[dim ledge]

GG

[rustic ore]

Jets sack

Q

3rd and long coming

Big ball to Jeudy

Near midfield

Jets win!

Strip sack and fumble return TD

[stiff coyote]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[smoky fable]

Wow

[versed forge]

[smoky fable]

Sorry rayyy

Hail Mary time

[dawn tapir]

what happened to tony romo? he sounds bad like his voice compared to when he first started in the booth

[smoky fable]

There’s no way it’s being converted

[haughty moss]

lmfaoooo

https://tenor.com/view/broncos-country-lets-ride-russell-gif-26441847

[rustic ore]

He don’t care no more

He got his bag

[smoky fable]

5 seconds left

Hail Mary time

Offsides time

[hasty mesa]

What name do you want me to put

[smoky fable]

Kelce brought in as the defender

Sack

Kc wins

On to the main event now

[hasty mesa]

Also I think if Jones injury is bad enough and the season completely tanks

We trade up for Caleb

If possible

[stiff coyote]

I HAVE MY FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hasty mesa]

Try for Caleb but if we like Maye get Maye

[versed forge]

Chiefs win lfg

[smoky fable]

I won’t lie, I don’t think a team will trade out if they can get Caleb

[hasty mesa]

Bears drink the Fields Kool aid and might trade

[fleet orbit]

Vikings bears play to avoid last place in one week

[smoky fable]

They shouldn’t

[hasty mesa]

Also what if giants go 3-14 or something like

We might be genuine last

I actually wish we lost Cards game

[rustic ore]

They’re better than Carolina so not likely

[stiff coyote]

Im Back!!!!

LETS GOOOOOOO

[modest totem]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-howard-new-fish-in-town-clap-jump-off-a-cliff-gif-25136613

[dim kettle]

Let’s ride

[celest zephyr]

@hollow wind gg I’m done for the week gl

[hasty mesa]

Cuz of defense?

This offense is historically bad

[stiff coyote]

@narrow zodiac We are free hermano

[modest totem]

I hate my life

[hollow wind]

🙏🙏

[hasty mesa]

Like

[stiff coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/broncos-country-lets-ride-russell-gif-26441847

[hasty mesa]

Our schedule is harder than Panthers

[dim kettle]

Yep. You could say it’s quite the ride

[dawn tapir]

Jets win revenge of the Hackett.

[hasty mesa]

Young I think can manage to win more than us over 17 games

[dawn tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/let-russ-cook-gif-18531433

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/stephen-a-smith-cowboys-nfl-gif-10406783332718245787

[dim kettle]

Back to Burger King for you, Russ

[modest totem]

https://tenor.com/view/crash-car-wreck-meme-gif-25726424

[modest totem]

I h8 everyone

[stiff coyote]

do u now

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-sadness-pet-head-caterpie-sad-gif-16792400

[dim ledge]

[stiff coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/grooving-dancing-hip-hop-rap-music-ja-rule-gif-16297875

[dim kettle]

Don’t worry. You could always watch me make another 1000 jokes at the Pats.

[modest totem]

Preferably

[dawn tapir]

So broncos fire their old coach Hackett and get a new experienced Coach in sean payton and then precedes to lose to the team where hackett is coaching the offense

[modest totem]

Sounds about right

[dim ledge]

Can I win my matchup if I need 50 points and have

Purdy
Deebo
Kittle
49ers D

To play?

Was way closer until jets d just did their thing

[smoky fable]

So many teams in the nfl are just bad

[smoky fable]

I can see 30-40 realistically

Those niner players take up each others target share

Maybe 20 on the low side

[dawn tapir]

will the patriots try to trade for kyler Murray?

[dim ledge]

I think if Purdy huts his target, one of the two get a TD + yardage, and d does well I win

But, tall order, I know

[modest totem]

I'm scared to see what Turok is coming up with for punishment

[dim ledge]

Isn't you being a Denver fan punishment enough

[modest totem]

Ouch 🥺 but true

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/50-cent-whathesaidfuckmefor-fuck50-gif-25306610

[rustic mountain]

I concur, I've said nothing to you my sister in 1-4

[modest totem]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-cute-gif-25985192

[dim ledge]

I have, I deserve that

[rustic mountain]

Oh well. I have my 6 super bowl dvds to keep my warm at night

In fact Imma watch the one about Super Bowl 49 I think

[smoky fable]

Hey we’re all 1-4 here

[smoky fable]

It’s really come down to this

[modest totem]

How the mighty fall

[rustic mountain]

Yeah but at least I got 6 sbs I remember

[modest totem]

True!

[rustic mountain]

At the end of the day, every season ends, every window closes, all the all stars eventually retire

What stays is the ring at the end

[torn gale]

Can the eagles lose please

[modest totem]

https://tenor.com/view/broncos-peyton-manning-super-bowl-super-bowl50-gif-20596619

[rustic ore]

Gonna have to wait till they face a real team

[narrow zodiac]

FREE AT LAST

[rustic mountain]

Exactly

That moment at the top is so good that tbh as frustrating as it is to watch my team in turmoil

[modest totem]

Oh fuck Turock messaged me 😭 it's been real

[rustic mountain]

It could be worse

Hope it was worth it Ray

[narrow zodiac]

Good luck on these next 12 days rayyy

[torn gale]

I’m up by 66 points but my opponent has hooper, ayuik and jacobs. I should be good….surely…

[smoky fable]

You’re fine

[modest totem]

@stiff coyote I saw what you sent me. No fucking way

Too scary

I can't even dm back

[stiff coyote]

LMAO

[narrow zodiac]

What did he send ???

[modest totem]

Cursed

[stiff coyote]

IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER

[rustic mountain]

@weak gull you know I complained about DJ Moore but Jamarr had 52 so

[modest totem]

CHANGE IT!!!

[rustic mountain]

Was just meant to lose

Ggs

[dim ledge]

[stiff coyote]

okay... give me a min ill do some altercations

[modest totem]

Thank you lol

[weak gull]

Exactly lol🤣🤣

[rustic mountain]

Yeh it coulda been closer

If sleeper woulda worked right

As it stands, Imma lose by 30 or so

And that's not the worse thing in the world

No 200 Boiga for you Michigan Man

[smoky fable]

Yeah that was painful

[stiff coyote]

I deleted the pic btw

[rustic mountain]

If Washington just double teamed that one. Dude.

Just one dude

[stiff coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/il-riait-gif-21336186

[rustic mountain]

It woulda been fine

[smoky fable]

Well I can brag that I set the highest points in the league

That’s cool

[modest totem]

Okay thank you 😅 I am a baby! I can't handle that

[rustic mountain]

Monster youre gonna run that league

[smoky fable]

This is the same league you’re in

I got thumped by Balkan this week

[rustic mountain]

I knoe

I know

I just used that for some reason

[stiff coyote]

okay so Law will be first actually Ray

Ill go after

[rustic mountain]

But this is also why I usually don't do fantasy. Just another thing to be bad at lmao

[stiff coyote]

gives me 4 days to re-think

[modest totem]

Okay 🫠

[stiff coyote]

lmao I apologize if it did scare you LMAO

I had to

after that pfp u gave me

[modest totem]

Well played!!

[stiff coyote]

ty sis

[calm mulch]

!nevercook

[azure seal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021911533971849267/1133032786350047282/IMG_1715.png

[restive vector]

LETS GO COWBOYS

[smoky fable]

Here we go

[rustic mountain]

Pls let this game be good

Been some bad football today

[smoky fable]

Face mask

[smoky fable]

Yeah no kidding

Fumble

But free play

Incomplete pass ruling

[rustic mountain]

Cowboys learning that when you don't play Mac Jones, offenses can move

[smoky fable]

Parsons likes to get a jump on the snap count

[dawn tapir]

Come on 49ers destroy those cowboys!

[smoky fable]

Aiyuk is solid

What a receiver

Td

Kittle

Niners up first

[dim ledge]

KITTLE

WOW

PURDY

[smoky fable]

That was too easy

No incompletions

[restive vector]

We made that too easy....

[rustic mountain]

Oh it might be a real long day for Dallas

[smoky fable]

Flag down on the PAT

Cowboys flag

Offside

[restive vector]

Horrible showing thus far

[dawn tapir]

i thought the cowboys had one of the best defenses?

[real wren]

being a giants fan is pain

[rustic mountain]

Everytime that Brock Purdy does well, it furthers my being right in the offseason that Purdy should be the starter no matter what

Bro earned it and it is paying off in spades

[smoky fable]

Guess the niners eagles matchup will be determining the best team in the NFC

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/george-kittle-49ers-rockin-out-gif-18296069

[dawn tapir]

which QB would you compare Purdy to the most?

[smoky fable]

3rd and 9

3 and out

[dim ledge]

Good stuff D

That's what I'm talking about baby

[smoky fable]

Nice tackle by the gunner

[restive vector]

I'm not feeling so good

[smoky fable]

This game might not be good for the cowboys

Probably won’t be

[rustic mountain]

If SF goes up 14 here

[smoky fable]

Shanahan has owned McVay

[rustic mountain]

I am going to play RE4's dlc

[smoky fable]

I’ll either watch a movie or get some sleep

[rustic mountain]

Might as well

Been a horrible day for competitive football

[restive vector]

We need a good game

[smoky fable]

Nice stop

Niners punt

Good job by the defense

[rustic mountain]

How the hell are you 20 seconds ahead of youtube tv

Monstrodamus

[smoky fable]

Antenna

[restive vector]

That's more like it

[smoky fable]

TFL

Nice catch by Ceedee

Sack

Bosa

[dim ledge]

SACC

[smoky fable]

Cowboys forced to punt

[rustic mountain]

Dre Greenlaw a dawg. Love him

[smoky fable]

Bosa just went against the weaker side of the line in Steele

[rustic mountain]

And ofc Nick "all lives matter" Bosa gets there

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/ZackBlatt/status/1711165448958398510

Zack Rosenblatt (@ZackBlatt)

Robert Saleh on the red zone struggles said “we probably could’ve blown that team out of the water.”

Likes

962

Twitter · Oct 8, 2023, 11:43 PM

Sack

Purdy loses yards

[dim ledge]

O line just crumbled there

[smoky fable]

CMC gets the first

[fleet orbit]

The niners are so good

[smoky fable]

Purdy pass batted down

3rd down

Flag

Incomplete

Offsides

Drive continues

[dim ledge]

JUUUUUUICE

[rustic mountain]

Jusczyck just a cool player

[smoky fable]

Shanahan dropping some f bombs on that delay of game

Not so subtle lip reading

If Aiyuk caught that

Cowboys defense has been tight in coverage

3rd and long

Cowboys were ready for the delayed handoff

Fumble

Niners recover

Pollard fumbled

He might be out though

[dim ledge]

LFGGGG

[smoky fable]

Someone touched the football when it was out

Yeah I don’t think they recovered it in time

It’ll probably stay with the niners

[celest zephyr]

Fuck yeahhhhh lets gooooooooooo

[smoky fable]

Yep turnover

[dim ledge]

WOOOOO

[celest zephyr]

Let’s punch this in for a 14-0

Discord is one of the buggiest apps I’ve ever used

AJ allemandinger won a race????? The fuck lolllll

[short flame]

Kimmy why so many unopened messages

[dim kettle]

Too bad I can't see the icon for the Seahawks server you're in.

[celest zephyr]

I’m not in one

[smoky fable]

Fumble

Down

[celest zephyr]

The Seahawks server could be a nuclear wasteland for all i care about

[smoky fable]

Never mind

FUMBLE

DALLAS BALL

[dim kettle]

RIIIIGGHHHTTTT

[celest zephyr]

Oh ffs man

[haughty moss]

what the

[celest zephyr]

The only sports servers i have are the leafs and lightning

[haughty moss]

smh

[short flame]

What’s the penultimate server?

[celest zephyr]

Oh and an nfl server

[dim kettle]

Just like I know Buc is secretly in a Saints server.

[celest zephyr]

Just an emote server

[smoky fable]

Dak deep shot

Bad typo

[sweet tree]

is the game good

[celest zephyr]

You are probably joking but i legit don’t Hahhahaha

[smoky fable]

Good start

Defenses have showed up

[sweet tree]

a cowboys loss would be nice

[short flame]

Is the leafs server any good?

[celest zephyr]

Double fumble would be hilarious if i didn’t have stock in this game

No

[smoky fable]

Sack

Warner gets him

[dim ledge]

SACK

[celest zephyr]

Leafs fans are sad souls

[sweet tree]

I wouldn't join any sport servers icl

[short flame]

The sabres server I found was shit

[celest zephyr]

I don’t even look really

Only joined around when Matthews got his deal

[short flame]

There were like 3 messages a week

[hollow wind]

How bout them cowboys

[short flame]

And it was the game where people write a number

I left

[restive vector]

[smoky fable]

TOUCHDOWN

TRIPLE OPTION

[dim ledge]

KITTLE

[smoky fable]

Kittle again

[versed forge]

[dim ledge]

LETS GOOOOO

[smoky fable]

Wow

[restive vector]

Fuck

[smoky fable]

Shanahan really did the triple option

[sweet tree]

wowee

[rustic mountain]

Well

I am out

Lmao

[smoky fable]

I recognize that play design

Bill Walsh did those types of plays

[smoky fable]

I’ll see one more drive by the cowboys

They don’t score, I’m out

[short flame]

Bye sab see you next time

[sweet tree]

that's a neat play

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/barstoolsports/status/1711188484872880602?s=20

[sweet tree]

there was one earlier today like that I think

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/ScooterMagruder/status/1711188712149631260?s=20

[narrow zodiac]

Hey @modest totem

[smoky fable]

Yeah the lions did it

[robust grotto]

San Francisco

Good football team?

[narrow zodiac]

Good is an understatement

[modest totem]

Things could be worse 😂😂😂

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/BleacherReport/status/1711188879368442196?s=20

[robust grotto]

[dim kettle]

Oooooohhh.... Barry is not gonna like this.

[smoky fable]

That 30 on the niners being excessive on special teams

[robust grotto]

Poor Barry

[dim kettle]

Get's rid of Tom Brady. Tom Brady 2.0 shows up

[smoky fable]

Center for Dallas down

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1711189264434606452?s=20

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/Steelersdepot/status/1711189115281252681

Damn

[dim kettle]

Beat you to it.

[smoky fable]

Tush push works

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/BrandonPerna/status/1711189086860685736?s=20

[stiff coyote]

they def will be lmao

[robust grotto]

Literal Tom Brady 2.0, playing for Tom’s favorite team growing up

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/mutombo-dikembe-gif-22886249

[dim kettle]

Ryo about to replace his Pats stuff with Niner stuff like a Toy Story montage.

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-i-dont-want-you-anymore-woody-gif-15945026

niner gang

cowboys some trash

[smoky fable]

Cowboys convert

[rustic mountain]

I admit. Thoughts of team changes crossed my mind. But I don't think I could do it unless a Canadian team is made

[haughty moss]

I feel it. Tough when you stuck with it so long only some rare exception like for you the canadian team

[rustic mountain]

Canadian team won't happen, so I am a Pats fan till I die