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haughty moss
rustic mountain
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Bro has gone on record if he doesn't like who gets the first pick, he will go back to sc

haughty moss
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hope josh allen alma mater lose by 40

rustic mountain
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Hope Josh Allen is embarrassed by the Dolphins

haughty moss
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that too

rustic mountain
haughty moss
honest umbra
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how did the usc-colorado game get close?

haughty moss
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usc defense is food

rustic mountain
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Rayy bout to hate the state of Florida more than I do

honest umbra
haughty moss
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bad

honest umbra
modest totem
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I hope you guys step on something mooshie the next time you're outside and it gets between your toes, then when you go to see what it is, you're upset to find that it's dog shit.

honest umbra
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can he lose but he throws 5 tds?

haughty moss
honest umbra
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ryo

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summers over

haughty moss
modest totem
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True.

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I hope you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and only dream you get out of bed then wake up in a puddle.

honest umbra
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omg thats mean

rustic mountain
haughty moss
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she foul today

haughty moss
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josh allen stans some bullies

modest totem
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Go Josh

haughty moss
rustic mountain
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Josh Allen stans kick puppies fr fr

torn gale
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Boa is the strongest Josh allen stan then

modest totem
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Cowboys td

sweet tree
dim kettle
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Josh Allen haters evaluate Josh Allen like Bill Belichick evaluates WR talent. Cat in the Hat laugh

rustic mountain
weak gull
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The 1st pick is the first pick for a reason. The teams shit, idk what he’s expecting

dim kettle
rustic mountain
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If we lose this week, we right on track to get his ass

dim kettle
rustic mountain
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I have a red jersey

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But not Josh Allen

rustic mountain
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A beautiful Pats Brady

dim kettle
weak gull
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UGA just trying to spam bowers

haughty moss
weak gull
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Bastards

honest umbra
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bastards

fluid moat
haughty moss
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Georgia not moving me

honest umbra
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ur moving me

haughty moss
modest totem
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Wyoming field goal

haughty moss
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lobos do better

modest totem
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Lol one of the lobos helicoptered in the air tryna hurdle a Cowboy 😂😂😂

weak gull
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Florida had 13 guys on the field at one point vs Kentucky…they still gave up the TD

weak gull
modest totem
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Wooo!

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Wyoming sack then fumble recovery 😎

modest totem
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UW up at the half

hasty basin
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Holy shit

honest umbra
hasty basin
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I guess

sweet tree
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just bants

hasty basin
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Uhhhh what?

sweet tree
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makes no sense

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why didn't he just call the ref back to tell him it's a goal lol

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terrible communication from VAR

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some Dutch gk apparently collapsed on the pitch earlier, hopefully he's alright

sweet tree
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would like to see the footage tbh

short flame
simple seal
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How is Auburn leading rn lol

weak gull
modest totem
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UW td 😎

weak gull
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They could realistically rush for 300 this game

simple seal
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Playing like it's the 1940s

thorn hornet
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They forgot to draw the lines

short flame
# sweet tree feels like corruption icl

The way they talk about it seems like corruption. I think they just made a mistake and thought the goal didn’t count. Spurs doesn’t have the power to do that

thorn hornet
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Nothing will change

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It's gonna be the same the next weekend

short flame
thorn hornet
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Yeah

short flame
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That’s the most ridiculous one I’ve seen

rustic ore
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Auburn please. Please win QueenKEKW

simple seal
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Georgia just tied lol

thorn hornet
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How are they that incompetent

short flame
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@hasty basin congrats to Georgia brother HappyBeard

thorn hornet
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I could probably do a better job than most of these refs

short flame
thorn hornet
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Only decent ref in Prem rn is Oliver, and he's questionable

short flame
hasty basin
thorn hornet
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Dean was bad as the rest of them

short flame
short flame
hasty basin
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Wait why'd another Ajax game get postponed

short flame
hasty basin
short flame
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I thought you were playing international football KataOmegaLUL

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I was happy for you

hasty basin
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Kvara 2 times same day KataOmegaLUL

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Wtf

short flame
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What happened?

simple seal
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Rays adding some extra drama to the AL WC race by winning

hasty basin
simple seal
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Jays would have clinched a spot with a W

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They still could if Texas wins tonight

hasty basin
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Fuck that slump movement is awful man

short flame
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Fuck that guy completely collapsed. This seems bad, the body movement means he’s completely out. Hope he pulls through SadHoshi

hasty basin
weak gull
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UGA is hot trash without bowers

short flame
smoky fable
short flame
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LETSBUGGINGGO LETSBUGGINGGO LETSBUGGINGGO Jeff and Benson again

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And tuchy finally turned up for the game and had a few minutes

modest totem
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Wyoming td LETSBUGGINGGO

weak gull
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Shit was crazy

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Auburn…STOP RUSHING 4 ON THIRD DOWN

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UGA is 5/5 on 3rd down when they don’t blitz

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Literally going to lose to Brock Bowers

simple seal
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Georgia better not be ranked #1 after this lmao

slate lance
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Brock bowers is the future

weak gull
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Georgia just spamming him man…literally nothing else this entire half😭

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Ucf Baylor has been insane

modest totem
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Wyoming 35- New Mexico 26

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💛🤎🤠

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@haughty moss @rustic mountain AkainuPoint

haughty moss
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lobos you had one job

rustic mountain
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True satisfying haterade comes from watching Allen losing

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If I didn't want Bills shit in my house I'd frame these

haughty moss
versed forge
rustic mountain
rustic mountain
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All right let's just miss the playoffs

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I can't stand this freaking inconsistent team

austere lava
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i would appreciate that

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lose tomorrow please

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mariners are marinering atm

rustic mountain
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Wait

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If the Mariners lose Tonight

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What happens

austere lava
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depends on Houston

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If Houston wins I think seattle is out

austere lava
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I’ve never seen a race this complicated

rustic mountain
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I don't want to cheer for Houston

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But

austere lava
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the best possibility is a three way tie in the Al west

rustic mountain
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I wouldn't mind if they simplified things tonight

austere lava
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Mariners would win the division in that case

austere lava
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AGHH now its 3

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fuckb

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i have never said anything bad about Arizona in my life

rustic mountain
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Come on Texas you fucking bastards

austere lava
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I would LOVE to live in a boiling hot desert

rustic mountain
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We can't do it ourselves and I want Gaus to relax

rustic mountain
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I will not say anything derogatory about the state of texas at all tomorrow if both the Astros and Rangers win

austere lava
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this team needs 8 more JP crawfords

smoky fable
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Dbacks and astros game has a lot of implications huh

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For the AL in particular

rustic mountain
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Monster for one night

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Can your dbacks just take a nap

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All of Canada would thank you

smoky fable
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Rangers fans don't want that though

austere lava
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You should be ashamed to cheer for the Astros

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Under any circumstances

smoky fable
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Mariners fans as well don't want that

rustic mountain
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I feel no shame

austere lava
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Mariners and snakes are trade buddies

dim kettle
rustic mountain
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Because I want the ultimate rub it in the face of Yankees fans fact for this year

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That the Blue Jays made it. And they didnt

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Even as fucking inconsistent as we've been

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Plus it would be a nice piece of revenge that the Mariners don't make it after bouncing us last year

dim kettle
rustic mountain
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I DONT HAVE TO CHEER FOR HOUSTON

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GO RANGERS GO

smoky fable
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Mariners Astros Rangers fighting like mad

rustic mountain
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Wouldnt even be a convo if the Rangers wouldn't have crashed so fucking hard a couple months back

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But it doesn't matter now

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Go. Rangers. Go.

simple seal
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Astros lost 2 series vs the Royals and 1 vs the A's lmao

smoky fable
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Who has the tie breaker between the rangers and astros anyways?

simple seal
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If Astros win 1 they are in

smoky fable
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I see

simple seal
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idk about the division tho

smoky fable
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So it's down to Miami and Chicago then for the final spot?

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Reds losing this game probably sinks them

simple seal
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Yep

smoky fable
simple seal
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A Miami win or a Chicago loss wraps it up pretty much

dim kettle
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Their chances were crushed when they blew a 9-0 lead to the Pirates

simple seal
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Altho Marlins can still pass the DBacks for 2nd WC

dim kettle
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Marlins 2023 WS Champs

simple seal
smoky fable
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it's over

dim kettle
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At least they have Burrow, you know, when healthy

slate lance
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I just got Olave for Drake LMAOO

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Crazy fleece

torn gale
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How

slate lance
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I didn’t think he’ll accept it

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All I said was “ayy bruh Carr out Winston not gon throw it olave fr”

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And he said okay

dim ledge
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It's 6+ hours later and I'm still pissed

short flame
real wren
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@dim ledge mighty fine draft

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20 person league

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r/hockey discord

simple seal
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Dude grounded out on the 8th pitch lol

short flame
real wren
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yeah not bad at all

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Cooley and Harvey are my sleepers

short flame
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This is mine

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Oh you have cooley as well nice

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Although I doubt he plays nhl this season

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Probably will be tokargoat’s #2 at Rochester

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Oh but I don’t see him in the team

simple seal
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What is defense lmao

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0 sacks G5Laugh

short flame
simple seal
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Central divisions really gonna have 1 team each in the playoffs lol

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And should be only 1 if justice was real

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Marlins win and are playoff bound

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NL teams be scared lol

torn gale
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What is the point of being a football fan

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What is the true meaning of it

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Is it to suffer endless mediocracy with small spurts of happiness in between

dim kettle
rustic mountain
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Come on just a bit more Texas

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5 more outd

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Outs

robust grotto
rustic mountain
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Don't. Don't do this Rangers

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You fucks

torn gale
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Does it ever get better

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400+ yards 4 tds passing 100 yards running and a touchdown and you lose because the defense couldn’t stop runny nose

rustic mountain
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4 more outs

short flame
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Got him on a free LETSBUGGINGGO LETSBUGGINGGO LETSBUGGINGGO

haughty moss
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Washington time 🍿

rustic mountain
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  1. Outs. Come on
rustic mountain
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We lovin that Husky Ball this year

austere lava
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COME ON AZ

rustic mountain
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3 more outs

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Pls

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2 MORE

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COME ON TEXAS YOU SONSDABITCHES

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  1. More.
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Come on no miracles in Seattle

austere lava
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Lol forget seattle all hope lies with az

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If the snakes lose we’re gone

weak gull
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DUUUUKEEEEE

rustic mountain
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WE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!!

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@celest zephyr WE FUCKING IN AND THE YANKEES ARENT

austere lava
rustic mountain
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Vemqi I got nothing against ya. Thanks for sending us to the playoffs

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After putting us out of them last year

austere lava
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i wish I could say the same

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See y’all next year when the jays drown our stadium in blue again

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Unless Arizona wins

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It’s not over yet

smoky fable
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I don’t see it man

rustic ore
smoky fable
torn gale
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It would be more fun making fun of the cowboys if my team was more successful

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This is why I hate ole miss and Arkansas more than I hate Alabama

rustic ore
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Your team has actually won an SB this century though, they can’t say that

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Multiple actually

torn gale
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True

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I’d just like the teams I like to be consistent

rustic ore
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Fair

weak gull
simple seal
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Anyone but Dodgers or Astros

torn gale
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I remember when our defense was something to be proud of

weak gull
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Yeah, sorry big dawg. That defense def ain’t what it used to be

torn gale
haughty moss
dim kettle
rustic mountain
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Come on Duke hold on

austere lava
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most boring outcome imaginable

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if it can’t be us let it be the Os at least

rustic mountain
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Beat Fraud Dame

austere lava
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they deserve it

dim kettle
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O’s aren’t ready yet

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They’re gonna figure that out soon

austere lava
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in like a week yeah

rustic mountain
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Gdi Sam Hartman. I hate the running qb shit man

weak gull
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IF ONE MORE TEAM RUSHES JUST 3 ON A 4TH DOWN

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IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT

rustic mountain
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Just an awful call Vinny

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Is cfb just full of awful playcalling

weak gull
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STOP RUSHING 3 WHEN PRESSURE HAS BEEN YOUR BEST FRIEND ALL GAME

rustic mountain
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Cfb frustrates me

austere lava
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Corbin Carroll walkoff bomb

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Incoming

weak gull
rustic mountain
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I watch this shit

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And just

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Like why

dim kettle
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Marlins Rays WS to trigger the baseball world. “FlOrIdA DoEsN’T sUpPoRt BaSeBaLl”

weak gull
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When it’s a high pressure situation, you go back to the well, just like an offense is likely going to do

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BUT DC’S LOVE TO OUTSMART THEMSELVES AND LEAVE WHATS WORKED

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Second time someone has done that today

rustic mountain
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Ive been watching on Saturdays more

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And now

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I am like

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Should I go back to nfl only

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Frustrating mfers

weak gull
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I just watched number 3 leave his man when the safety has the spy

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Duke literally just sold on defense so badly

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2 times in a row

dim kettle
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Since it’s a bye week.
Canes are safe another week

weak gull
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I blame the DC more for the first one though

rustic mountain
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At least Udub is up but needs to play better

austere lava
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aaand it’s over

haughty moss
austere lava
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hope texas and Canadá are both knocked out promptly

haughty moss
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damn hate to see it for my boy Julio

dim kettle
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Hey, at least it wasn't a dick kick by the A's this time.

rustic mountain
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Duke qb in a ton of pain

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Holy hell

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Screaming on the field

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Oh

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Oh yeah that's awfup

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Awful

weak gull
rustic mountain
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That looked painful af

weak gull
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He’s a first round pick

rustic mountain
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He might be healthy. When the draft comes

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Holy shit that looked bad

weak gull
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If he doesn’t play toward end of year he’s def gonna drop some

dim kettle
weak gull
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Dukes DC really sold the entire team with that play call

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I can’t even believe that

dim kettle
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Reminder that the Mariners have one more win than the T---s rn but they're in and Seattle's is out. Just the unfair reality of how the playoffs work. The best way to make the playoffs is win the division.

rustic mountain
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Yordan deez nuts boy fuck the stros

haughty moss
austere lava
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I’d say there’s always next year but

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lol

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This was our year

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I look forward to being a pitching juggernaut with no offense but julio for the next 5 years

dim kettle
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Do T---s fans even have hope they can make a run? Maybe extend that playoff losing streak to 20 games.

rustic mountain
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Twins bounced round 1 no matter what

austere lava
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Twins get Toronto first

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go twins

rustic mountain
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Bruh

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You put us out last year

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Now you put us in this year

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The world is right

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Turn your salt towards texas

dim kettle
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Rays have to face the Astros. God damnit. Hey, we're the last AL team to beat them in the playoffs but man, starting tough.

austere lava
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true we’re fat and happy after our 3 wins of playoff success in 20 years

rustic mountain
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Same amount of rings as us in 20 years

weak gull
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Why the fuck is Washington zona on the prehistoric 12 network damn it

austere lava
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If the rays use a lot of duck tape maybe they can get mcclanahan back in action for their series

weak gull
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That’s legit a good game and it’s on that garbage ass network

dim kettle
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I'm more worried that the Rays hitting is gonna disappear again.

rustic mountain
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McClanahan on a zoom call a better pitcher than 3 of the 5 twins starters

dim kettle
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Nobody is going into the AL playing fearing the T---s. They're only here because the White Sox predictability imploded.

rustic mountain
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Guardians didn't do shit either

dim kettle
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The Gurds were gonna be above mid regardless.

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Cheap ass owners the have there

austere lava
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twins are alright

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is there anyone that hasn’t clinched at this point?

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oh the NL’s 2nd and 3rd WC could be switched

dim kettle
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Could see the rarity of a home Marlins game being full.

austere lava
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I’m gonna root for an Os Brewers world series

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that sounds fun

dim kettle
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If the Braves don't make the WS. It's a total failure.

rustic mountain
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If the jays don't go, Orioles for sure the move

austere lava
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Os are the most likable team in the Al and it’s not even close

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Hope they go deep

dim kettle
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They are. But I get the feeling they're gonna lose close in the ALDS or ALCS.

rustic mountain
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I can see an alcs appearance

austere lava
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It’s also the least devastating for them to lose though

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Their future is bright

rustic mountain
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The Yankees arent in it, so really I only care about the Astros being put out

dim kettle
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Depends who they face. They'd be facing the T---s or Jays I believe

rustic mountain
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The Dodgers to a lesser degree

austere lava
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Os will face either Tampa bay or Houston

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As of right now

dim kettle
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Dodgers are like the NL Rays. All these wins. Injuries to core players.

rustic mountain
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Yeah but the dodgers are also the dodgers

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So like

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Obligatory I hope LA loses

dim kettle
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Dave Roberts management skills.

rustic mountain
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Oh forgot

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From Jays twitter

austere lava
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man

dim kettle
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Can't look at this without thinking Doug is from the Queens and it's the Mets.

austere lava
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August was so long ago

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play anywhere close to .500 in September and the Ms would’ve run away with the division

dim kettle
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But at this point, how many times have this played out in Seattle baseball in the last 21 years?

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Having the Rangers and Astros in the same division doesn't help, but you have to win more games that matter.

austere lava
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I don’t blame our opponents

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this team could’ve improved a lot in the offseason

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Would’ve helped if the soul didn’t leave the body of every hitter that came here this year tho

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lookin at you teoscar and kolten

haughty moss
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😭😭

proud coyote
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if i have to see this image one more time

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sports twitter is like ur grandpa

austere lava
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terrible meme

rustic mountain
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It is atrocious

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But I couldn't resist

dim kettle
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I demand a Doug emoji rn. aquaSmug

austere lava
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so marlins pirates, AZ Houston, TB Toronto, and cubs milwaukee are the important games tomorrow

smoky fable
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Dear god

haughty moss
rustic mountain
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Is Kevin James still kinda hated?

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Especially after all the Paul Blart movies

haughty moss
dim ledge
rustic ore
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CFB is great

dim ledge
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one of the worst shows i've ever watched

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but yes kevin james is also awful

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there legit is not one likeable character on that show

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though tbf it got spawned in that awful early 2000s period where every sitcom was an absolute abortion save a handful

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it was literally just 2000x worse seinfeld

dim kettle
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Granted, nothing tops peak Seinfeld

dim ledge
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I honestly think Curb Your Enthusiasm does

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its Larry David with the gloves off

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that show is legitimately one of very few, like...maybe 3

dim kettle
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Well Larry David is Larry David.

dim ledge
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that can make me laugh at least once per episode without fail

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indeed

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lmao that reminds me

dim kettle
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Soon we'll be saying, "The Jets killed LUNIK3"

dim ledge
smoky fable
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What a rough season for him

thorn hornet
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Just realized Havertz avoided Prem 007

simple seal
robust grotto
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Football ! 🙂

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Then I remember the Jets play the Chiefs on primetime

hasty basin
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Wtf happened to Lyon

simple seal
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If Vikings lose today I hope they just tank for Caleb at this point lmao

torn gale
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I apologize in advance to all football fans for having to watch the giants and jets in back to back primetime games

haughty moss
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ridleyyy

calm canyon
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pitiful that this bills v fins game isn’t prime time smh

simple seal
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Falcons lol

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Awful pick 6

haughty moss
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ridder you not that guy

smoky fable
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Desmond Ridder is so ass

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Pick 2

slate lance
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LMAOOOOO

hasty mesa
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What the hell is going on in London

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Pick 6 to INT?

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According to my feed

rustic ore
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Watson out today, DTR first start KizaruPog

smoky fable
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Good hopefully

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Tough game against Baltimore though

rustic ore
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Also Jimmy G out as well apparently so O'Connell first start too

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And Claypool got benched G5Laugh G5Laugh G5Laugh

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Also Carr given the greenlight to start against Tampa today

smoky fable
rustic ore
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Fr

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Dude just doesn't know how to handle being a pro athlete

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Insanely immature

smoky fable
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Arrogance backed by little production

smoky fable
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Falcons with Ridder look horrendous

smoky fable
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Was off base in the expectation

rustic ore
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"Best"

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Entire division is mid AF

smoky fable
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The other two suck

rustic ore
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Tampa included

smoky fable
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Yep

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At least Tampa can get a NFC south title

rustic ore
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Also read Carolina might be players at the deadline for a WR

smoky fable
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They need one

rustic ore
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Not sure who they could get worth a damn but there it is

smoky fable
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A Denver receiver

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Sutton jeudy etc

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They’ll probably sell Justin Simmons for value

rustic ore
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Also ATL quickly gotta decide when to start Heinicke

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"Not even considering a QB change"

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Clown

smoky fable
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Missed false start though

rustic ore
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Yeah

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But London in London had to happen

wet onyx
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tank dell or mike evans?

versed forge
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Mike evans

rustic ore
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Know Mike tends to get locked down in NO match ups recently but I still think he has a better chance to get points than Tank does this week

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CJ gonna need to get the ball out early and often today, if he doesn't Watt and Highsmith are gonna eat him up

rustic ore
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On a side note I can't believe I forgot Lindstrom lost his mom to cancer, vaguely remember his draft day and both of his parents hugging him after he was picked Crydo

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Poor dude

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Finally getting Pitts involved

celest zephyr
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I hate to make it off of someone else losing but I’ll take it either way

rustic ore
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Jeez, TLaw just walloped

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Nice ball TLaw

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I love it when fans sing at sporting events

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So much fun

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UK fans with Sweet Caroline today, German fans with Country Roads last year

hasty mesa
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It has become clear to me that Christian Kirk is the WR1

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In Jacksonville

robust grotto
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That goes so hard it’s not even funny

dim ledge
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That's every day in football, Buc

rustic ore
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Fun stuff

rustic ore
hasty mesa
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Highlights in the Toy Story broadcast were actually funny

hasty mesa
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Kirk has all the targets

rustic ore
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Fair

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Think that's more so cause slot receiver

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He's becoming a safety blanket for TLaw like Engram is occasionally

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Oof, just slightly overthrown

hasty mesa
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Ridley is better but like

rustic ore
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Also if TLaw waited just a second more before rolling out he had Kirk wide open for a TD

hasty mesa
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I drafted Ridley and picked the over on him like twice this season

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Nothing

silk pine
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good morning boys ApooPoint

hasty mesa
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Happy football day

hasty mesa
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Also if anyone knows anyone that should be on the pin but isn’t, let me know!

silk pine
rustic ore
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@silk pine DTR getting his 1st career start today, excited?

silk pine
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i hope he balls the fuck out

hasty mesa
#

I love DTR btw

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Preseason? Legend

rustic ore
#

Ravens D inconsistent so he might

hasty mesa
#

I want him to be Cleveland’s future

hasty mesa
silk pine
#

i dont want watson as a qb i dont care how good he could end up being

hasty mesa
#

He’s a rookie

hasty mesa
#

DTR being good is a good step towards that future

rustic ore
silk pine
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i dont think there is any sane cleveland fan that wants to root for watson

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i would love DTR to do great but even if he plays good enough thats fine, i am honestly more interested to see if the defense is going to continue being absolutely absurd

rustic ore
#

I would imagine it's more akin to making yourself numb and just hoping for the Browns to win trying to ignore that Watson is there

hasty mesa
#

Defense is crazy man

#

Putting up insane numbers

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In terms of yards allowed

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I picked up Browns D from waiver wire

rustic ore
#

Garrett coming hard after DPOY

#

Hope he gets it one year, love his game

hasty mesa
#

Who is the leader for DPOY?

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Parsons? Hutch?

silk pine
#

i dont remember the stat but they did something defense related that hasnt been done since like the 90s

rustic ore
#

I would guess Parsons

hasty mesa
#

DROY is prob going to Jalen Carter

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Sigh

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OROY is Bijan

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Unless Falcons fall off

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And Bijan starts getting out coached

rustic ore
#

Wow

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Big play Jonnu

hasty mesa
#

Playing Bijan in fantasy is so annoying man

rustic ore
#

Allen shaken up for the Jags

hasty mesa
#

They failed to convert?

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If so that’s game

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Barring anything crazy

rustic ore
#

Oof, turnover on downs

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London pushed out of bounds mid catch

narrow zodiac
#

Miami is sick to the stomach

rustic ore
#

Nice deal for Portland

narrow zodiac
#

Portland got a lot for jrue

smoky fable
#

Makes sense

simple seal
rustic ore
#

Allen with the strip sack on Ridder for the exclamation point

dim kettle
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I have big fingers

rustic ore
#

Wait did Broncos and Bears get flexed?

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Or de-flexed I mean

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Could've sworn that was supposed to be MNF

dim kettle
#

I also could’ve sworn both teams were supposed to be better this season.

simple seal
#

That graphic was old lol

solid dagger
#

Holy shit the East is gonna be STACKED this season

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Holiday to the Celtics is a great pickup

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At least they lost both Brogdon and Williams

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That starting 5 is gonna be nasty tho

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Holiday, Brown, Tatum, Porzingis and Horford

dim kettle
#

BEARS FOOTBALL!!

rustic ore
#

Trade what effectively was a 1st round pick for a disgruntled WR, expecting him to become a #1 weapon
Make it only 3 weeks into the regular season before realizing they messed up and now have to beg teams to take him off their hands for nothing

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Bears Football indeed

celest zephyr
#

W Toy Story

rustic mountain
celest zephyr
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Duke Caboom halftime show was better than Rihanna 😭😭

rustic ore
#

A part of me thinks KC might take a crack at him cause with how massive Claypool's ego seems he might actually try for them, but that feels like giving him too much credit

dim kettle
#

🤡

rustic ore
torn gale
#

Falcons football

rustic mountain
#

Kyle Pitts dying in Atlanta

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For nothing

torn gale
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They’re not gonna go places with Desmond ridder at qb

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I’ll take a Kyle pitts on the giants haha

dim kettle
#

Arthur Smith "Offensive Guru"

torn gale
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Offensive guru is running an outdated offense

rustic mountain
rustic ore
#

Oh hey, Richardson is healthy today, love to see that

dim kettle
rustic ore
#

That honestly makes me so sad

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Dude has HOF level athleticism

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He would go off with practically any other team

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But he just had to be drafted by that clown org

dim ledge
#

Koo might have fucked me

rustic ore
#

Oh my

dim kettle
#

Sad thing is, if Arthur Smith ran the offense much better, this would thrown under the rug like Kyle Shanahan ignoring George Kittle

rustic ore
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Thankfully he doesn't

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Also I'm still expecting a hot streak of TDs for Kittle like he had last year

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Just depends on Purdy

dim ledge
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He will

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Kittle gets pretty involved, way more now than he was with Jimmy

dim kettle
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I just always find it funny how these coaches get nicknamed offensive gurus when they don't have a clue how to use their best weapon.

rustic ore
#

Also I don't blame Purdy for not force feeding Kittle, their O is just loaded enough where you see you open man you hit open man

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Not that he isn't open a lot cause he is, just only 1 ball and a lot of mouths to feed

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Aiyuk, Deebo, CMC, Jennings etc

dim kettle
#

The gameplan should be around their best option. It's like the risk it no biscuit offense with Mike Evans. The offense playbook under BA influence was made primarily for him and everyone else benefitted from that.

rustic ore
#

I agree in theory but if a D's gameplan is locked around you best player then you have to adjust

dim kettle
#

Then you have people like Smith going, "Ha! running backs are fun."

rustic mountain
#

I mean

dim ledge
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As a Niners fan

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And I love Kittle

rustic mountain
#

Imo the only reason the BA offense worked in Tampa is firmly in the hands of Tom Brady

rustic ore
#

Agreed

dim ledge
#

He is not our best weapon lol

dim kettle
#

It was with Jameis too. Mike Evans got 1K yards easy for a reason.

rustic mountain
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Yeah but you didn't win shit

rustic ore
#

Agreed to both of you

dim kettle
#

That's because Jameis turned the ball over a lot. But that offense was one of the best even with a 7-9 record.

rustic ore
#

BA's O was predicated on consistent deep shots with some power run sprinkled in, you need a QB who is smart enough to know when to take the shots and when to take checkdowns to make it work

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Brady was that, which is why he performed better in it than any other big name QB BA called shots for

rustic mountain
#

I am not saying BA's offense wasnt a good one. Just more it relied heavily on players over the scheme itself imo

rustic ore
#

Agreed

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That scheme don't work with bad players

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Though tbf that could be said of most schemes/teams

rustic mountain
#

100%

dim kettle
#

We could argue that the defense on the other end has a good game plan. But even ATL knows that didn't stop Tony Gonzalez from being elite on that team.

rustic ore
#

McDaniel's scheme would be shit if he didn't have guys like Hill/Waddle to make it go

rustic mountain
#

I am just saying I wouldn't use BA's offense as an example of offensive guru

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When it relies heavily on having a freak deep threat like Evans and a cerebral qb like Brady

dim kettle
#

Sab, if the coach was elite on offense, they'd find ways to make the best players on the field open and work.

rustic ore
#

Lot more has to be going right to make that "if" even feasible though

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Need a capable QB, capable O-line, capable weapons

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Broad term I know but still

dim kettle
#

If I was an offensive guru, I'd think I'd find ways to make sure Pitts gets the ball and if not benefit everyone else around.

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The Falcons have no QB, I get it, (And that's their fault.) But you have London and you have Pitts and you're focusing on a part of the game that showed even in his time in Tennessee didn't get you to the SB.

rustic ore
#

@rustic mountain Pats question

dim kettle
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IDK how if you're Terry Fontenot you're not pissed at Smith for not using Pitts who you gave a high draft and ditched a QB in order to get.

rustic mountain
rustic ore
#

Not even gonna try to make any sort of comp between Mac and Brady, but considering how he seems to have majorly bounced back from last year's shit show do you think there is any at all chance he could be developed into say anything close to what Bledsoe was for y'all back in the day?

rustic mountain
#

I still say no, but I think he is still being held back by offensive line play and bad wide outs

rustic mountain
#

Bledsoe took us to a sb and actually won us the 2001 afc title game

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When Brady went out

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Bledsoe had a good amount of success with us and was more on par with I guess Burrow atm? But it's hard to really compare

rustic ore
#

Fair

rustic mountain
#

Mac just seems destined for like

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Average qb

dim kettle
#

It's always hard for me to evaluate Drew Bledsoe back then. He was clearly a good QB in his prime. But there was a lot of mid to bad seasons NE had also.

rustic ore
#

So Mac average < Bledsoe above-average < Brady elite?

rustic mountain
#

Exactly

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Mmmmmmmmmmm maybe??

dim kettle
#

Like, would Bledsoe be compared to a Cousins today?

rustic mountain
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Only because Idk if Mac is gonna actually keep this up

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Maybe Cousins?

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But he also went to a sb earlier into his career

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And then won a title game later

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So he for sure had ability to win in the playoffs

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He also wasn't bad in Buffalo or Dallas (for a sec)

dim kettle
#

IDK if Drew wins that AFCC game in 97 if the Broncos don't choke against the Jags. Bill Parcells teams were always great enough to make runs.

rustic mountain
#

Idk. I didnt watch football in 97 that intently lmao

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I did start to like the pats in 96 tho

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But I was also. 4

dim kettle
#

I've gotten to see highlights and recaps over the years. I wasn't born then. I wish Brady didn't overshadow him too much. Because Bledsoe never get's talked about enough.

rustic mountain
#

Is there any gabro wideout KC wont get?

rustic ore
# versed forge

I thought the same thing tbh, dude clearly has a massive ego but I think he might actually try with a good team like KC

rustic mountain
#

Guess the ones on NE lmao

rustic mountain
rustic ore
#

Huh, that Jags W earlier was the 1st time since 2007 they beat ATL

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Interesting

rustic mountain
#

Already got my Harrison 2003 jersey

#

Feels good getting a new pats jersey with the silver stripes

dim kettle
rustic ore
# rustic ore Interesting

Actually you know what? Makes sense, 2011 would have been prime Ryan and 2015 was his MVP season, 2019 though interesting

dim kettle
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Like, I believe a few years ago, the Bucs beat the Jets at Metlife for the first time ever.

rustic ore
#

Oh okay 2019 was Doug Marrone Jags

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I get it

dim kettle
#

I remember 2019. Devin White and Shaq tortuing Nick Foles all game.

rustic ore
#

Fun game

rustic mountain
#

I wish Nick Foles retired before 2017 man

rustic ore
#

I mean he kinda did

#

But apparently once he got traded to KC Reid reignited his love for football

dim kettle
#

I know the Philly Special poster is on your wall next to your Josh Allen Bills jersey. NamiWink

rustic mountain
#

Fucking Kansas City

haughty moss
#

i got some words for nick foles if i ever see him in person

rustic mountain
haughty moss
dim kettle
#

Leftwich played for the Bucs.

#

Yes.

rustic mountain
#

You can get pictures of coaches

dim kettle
#

I can just get a picture of him looking lost at press conferences.

#

Could've been much worse for the Jags rn. That could've been their HC.

rustic mountain
#

Good he can join Patricia looking lost all the time

dim kettle
#

But does Leftwich have a pencil on his ear?

rustic ore
#

Fuck you Khan Crydo

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Fuck you Baalke Crydo

dim kettle
#

It's fun to think that. But then you remember the HC that wants to run the ball.

rustic ore
# dim ledge Wtf

He was the reason Leftwich didn't get hired by the Jags ultimately, Leftwich wanted his own GM

#

Khan wanted the new HC to keep Baalke

dim kettle
#

Here I am stuck watching the Eagles and Commies.

#

Hopefuly the Eagles don't just blow out the Commies quickly

rustic ore
#

Imagine DC steals one from them again 330

dim kettle
#

Man, you thought Baker looking off against them was bad. Imagine fatter Baker against them.

rustic ore
#

Who was it that Leftwich reportedly wanted as his GM if he became a HC, was it Adrian Wilson? I know it was a former exec from Ari

dim kettle
#

He wanted Baalke out, that's all I was aware of.

rustic ore
#

Saints ball first

dim kettle
#

And this was the time when Baalke was interm GM.

dim ledge
silk pine
#

brownies 3-1 please

rustic ore
#

Got you

silk pine
dim kettle
dim ledge
#

Maybe Baalke will be my Halloween persona...

dim kettle
#

Yeah, you can destroy the Niners like he did also.

rustic ore
dim ledge
#

I'm learning so much!

dim kettle
#

Just look at this relic to find a little bit more of Niners past
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silk pine
#

forced punt lets go aPES_Clap

dim kettle
#

And the Eagles defense letting the Commies march down the field.

silk pine
#

DTR time LETSBUGGINGGO

rustic ore
#

Gosh NO's unis look so ass with that muted gold, it's like they're wearing mustard

dim kettle
#

I miss the old gold.

rustic ore
#

Fr

dim kettle
#

Bucs wearing all white?

smoky fable
#

Alright here we go

#

Soft call

rustic ore
#

Body weight roughing is so soft

dim kettle
#

Commies converted a 4th down

rustic ore
#

Yaya!

dim kettle
#

Ah, Kamara is back.

rustic ore
#

Lucked out hard there that Hill slipped

#

I'll take being down 3 there

#

3-0 Saints

silk pine
#

DTR trying to throw into triple coverage shoulda been an int

rustic ore
haughty moss
#

CJ LFG

dim kettle
#

God, brutal defensive holding on the Eagles

#

Commies just taking 7 minutes off the clock.

rustic ore
#

A trend I see

dim kettle
#

TD Commies.

rustic ore
#

Nice catch Mike!

smoky fable
#

Wow

#

Waddle

#

How did he catch that

haughty moss
#

he stinks man

dim kettle
#

That's Ed Reed type BS there.

haughty moss
#

like what are you doing lmao

#

threw the pick then got trucked

rustic ore
#

Get that man some oxygen

dim kettle
#

Cousins got wrecked on that return though. FranKEKer

silk pine
#

smith down

rustic ore
#

Uh oh

#

Wow Baker

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Thought he was short

#

Oh fuck off refs

rustic ore
#

That wasn't grounding

silk pine
#

the defense is absolutely swallowing the ravens holy

dim kettle
#

C.J STROUD!! The #Texans got a real franchise QB

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1708174480915288110

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rustic ore
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All red lowkey sharp

silk pine
#

DTR throws a bad pick

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almost a pick 6

rustic ore
#

Also think it's safe to say Stroud is making a lot of headway at OROY

narrow zodiac
haughty moss
#

chef russ skullcry

narrow zodiac
#

🥲

narrow zodiac
#

Oh it’s been a week. I can change it now

dawn tapir
#

how was the toy story game earlier i missed it

hasty mesa
#

Well I’m losing fantasy

robust grotto
hasty mesa
#

I’m against Puca Achane Bijan and Keenan Allen has yet to play

dim kettle
rustic ore
#

OOF

robust grotto
#

Houston w red helmets looking great. Dark blue pants would work with that red top, imo

rustic ore
#

NO should've had a 1st down

dim kettle
#

TD Eagles

silk pine
#

Lamar rush TD

rustic ore
#

Carr made a great play but the receiver just dropped it

silk pine
#

we have way too many turnovers this early into the season

silk pine
#

3 drives for 30 or so yards total and we are losing

#

this is my life

dim kettle
#

Old Browns vs New Browns

hasty mesa
#

Rookie QB

#

I said this

#

I like DTR but he’s not winning against the Lamars

haughty moss
#

glad i caught [redacted] wasn't playing
switched to ravens

silk pine
#

i mean aside from the int the ravens have done nothing so far

dim ledge
#

@versed forge I'll never forgive you

silk pine
#

they are averaging 10 yards a drive right now

dim kettle
#

I was picking the Ravens anyways. But Captain Grope Fuck not being there wasn't gonna change much for me.

versed forge
haughty moss
#

ain't seen drip since his team almost folded again

#

wassup

versed forge
#

Sup bro

#

Notre dame came in clutch yesterday

haughty moss
#

i had the jokes ready and they came back

versed forge
#

Sam hartman is him

haughty moss
dim kettle
versed forge
dim kettle
#

Romo really should stop being hyperbole all the time. Thinks simple plays will change the game for a team.

haughty moss
rustic ore
#

Jesus, Baker should've been picked

haughty moss
#

sounds about right

versed forge
rustic ore
#

Wasn't great by any means but he was solid

dim kettle
#

#Steelers Kenny Pickett INT against the #Texans Seven Nelson gets it.

Is Pickett going to turn it on at some point this season?

Texans starting to look really good under DeMeco Ryans

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rustic ore
#

Still has that nasty to him

weak gull
#

Elijah Moore

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lol

rustic ore
silk pine
#

what the FUCK is moore doing bro

weak gull
silk pine
#

thinks hes obj from the dallas game or something

#

i wish we could just stop with this backyard ass play calling man

#

every week its always something so stupid

dim kettle
#

Reminder he did this kind of shit in college.

silk pine
#

bailed out by a PI call into completely fumbling the drive

#

what is going on

rustic ore
celest zephyr
# narrow zodiac

Great trade for Boston. Jrue is a stud and way better than brogdon. Dude was also salty and wanted to be traded

silk pine
dim kettle
#

Eagles defense getting destroyed by Eric Bieniemy's offense again.

smoky fable
#

Thank goodness

#

Cook td

rustic ore
#

1st down NO, sadge

silk pine
#

at least we got a FG

#

stefanski gotta sit these boys down and tell them to stop trying to be heroes kek

rustic ore
#

Cool...Neal out with a concussion...

rustic ore
#

Already thin secondary now thinner

narrow zodiac
dim kettle
rustic ore
#

Has hell frozen over? NO actually called for holding against us?

rustic ore
dim kettle
#

Jesus, Eagles. Making Sam Howell look elite rn

versed forge
#

Let him cook

rustic ore
#

Yaya...

#

Calm down rookie

dim kettle
#

Okay. The Commies RB fumbles the ball before the endzone, and then DC recovers for a TD.

rustic ore
dim kettle
#

Not as funny.

rustic ore
#

3-0 NO after 1

sweet tree
#

looool

dim kettle
#

Is Eric Bieniemy like the Eagles worst enemy?

sweet tree
#

let's go mclaurin

#

but wtf were those plays

silk pine
#

dude

#

this defense is playing like nothing ive ever seen

dim kettle
rustic ore
#

Romo's fall from grace has made me sad

#

Now he's just another Simms

dawn tapir
dim ledge
#

as a commentator im guessing

#

is he just like

#

talking out of his ass now

rustic ore
rustic ore
#

Used to have personality, now he just slobs the knobs of star players like every other commentator

dawn tapir
#

i wonder how tom brady is gonna be as a commentator in the future

dim kettle
#

Luckily, he's on Fox. I usually like their guys better than CBS.

rustic ore
#

Kevin Harlan is the GOAT

versed forge
#

JJ TD

#

LETS GOOO

dim kettle
#

Ian Eagle and Kevin Harlan are the only few I like there

dawn tapir
#

Rams dismantling the colts

rustic ore
#

Nice catch Godwin

#

Slightly dangerous throw though

narrow zodiac
#

Achane td

versed forge
#

Achane TD

#

This game is going to be a shootout

narrow zodiac
#

We got a Shoot out in Buffalo

#

Drip

rustic ore
#

Reminder that his last name is pronounced "A-chan" 330

narrow zodiac
#

Get out my brain

versed forge
#

LOL

dim kettle
#

How do the Saints continue to keep teams in games?!

rustic ore
#

Thompkins end around KizaruPog

#

I dig it

dawn tapir
dim kettle
#

Saints with the offense they have should be able to score 10-17 points rn. And they continue to leave their defense high and dry

rustic ore
#

Mike!

#

1st down

narrow zodiac
#

@modest totem looking like a close one 👀