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Bro has gone on record if he doesn't like who gets the first pick, he will go back to sc
hope josh allen alma mater lose by 40
Hope Josh Allen is embarrassed by the Dolphins
that too

how did the usc-colorado game get close?
usc defense is food
Rayy bout to hate the state of Florida more than I do
what kinda food we talking about?
i need him to off for my irl league doe
I hope you guys step on something mooshie the next time you're outside and it gets between your toes, then when you go to see what it is, you're upset to find that it's dog shit.
can he lose but he throws 5 tds?
summer over we not wearing opened toe shoes try again

True.
I hope you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and only dream you get out of bed then wake up in a puddle.
omg thats mean
Still better than willingly cheering for Josh Allen
josh allen stans some bullies
Go Josh

Josh Allen stans kick puppies fr fr
Boa is the strongest Josh allen stan then
Cowboys td
Josh Allen haters evaluate Josh Allen like Bill Belichick evaluates WR talent. Cat in the Hat laugh
His ass is bluffing
I know Allen is good. I just hate him
The 1st pick is the first pick for a reason. The teams shit, idk what he’s expecting
I know you have his red jersey signed.
If we lose this week, we right on track to get his ass

But if you don't care, why did you bother reacting to th-
UGA just trying to spam bowers

Bastards
bastards
Georgia not moving me
ur moving me

Wyoming field goal
lobos do better
Lol one of the lobos helicoptered in the air tryna hurdle a Cowboy 😂😂😂
Florida had 13 guys on the field at one point vs Kentucky…they still gave up the TD
Not one bit. Kentucky may give them some real trouble next week. That looks to be the best o line in the sec rn
Tears why did he do that
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'Did Kubo just twerk LOLLLL'
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UW up at the half
Holy shit
argentina drama?
I guess
just bants
So the VAR, Darren England, checked offside thinking the onfield decision was "goal."
It was a quick offside check because it was clear Diaz was onside, so he told the referee "check complete".
In telling the ref "check complete" he is saying the onfield decision was correct.
Uhhhh what?
makes no sense
why didn't he just call the ref back to tell him it's a goal lol
terrible communication from VAR
some Dutch gk apparently collapsed on the pitch earlier, hopefully he's alright
idk if I can buy this lol
would like to see the footage tbh
This seems fake I don’t think the ref would just walk away like that. You need to make sure the message is sent correctly before restarting the play
How is Auburn leading rn lol
Running game
UW td 😎
feels like corruption icl
They could realistically rush for 300 this game
Playing like it's the 1940s
Shades of Arsenal 1 -1 Brentford
They forgot to draw the lines
The way they talk about it seems like corruption. I think they just made a mistake and thought the goal didn’t count. Spurs doesn’t have the power to do that
Remember that time a goal was disallowed because the goal line technology wasn’t working
Yeah
That’s the most ridiculous one I’ve seen
Auburn please. Please win 
Georgia just tied lol
Man this shit make me mad
How are they that incompetent
@hasty basin congrats to Georgia brother 
I could probably do a better job than most of these refs
The tweet seems completely made up tbh
Only decent ref in Prem rn is Oliver, and he's questionable
Hey only a tie 
Still nice. Maybe you’ll make the euros
Dean retired 
American football euros 
Dean was bad as the rest of them
I remember a game from Colombia when a Brazil defender blocked a ball with his hand straight over his head and the ref said play on
But he was fun to watch
Wait why'd another Ajax game get postponed
Oh Georgia state?
Yup
Kvara 2 times same day 
Wtf
What happened?
Rays adding some extra drama to the AL WC race by winning
Moment when Etienne Vaessen collided with Brian Brobbey of Ajax. Hope he pulls through
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Fuck that slump movement is awful man
Fuck that guy completely collapsed. This seems bad, the body movement means he’s completely out. Hope he pulls through 
UGA is hot trash without bowers
Thank god the medical staff intervened. That collision was rough. Hope he’s ok at the hospital
Bowers hurt?
Jeff and Benson again
And tuchy finally turned up for the game and had a few minutes
Wyoming td 
Nah, they legit threw to him 7 times in a row and he just kept bailing them out
Shit was crazy
Auburn…STOP RUSHING 4 ON THIRD DOWN
UGA is 5/5 on 3rd down when they don’t blitz
Literally going to lose to Brock Bowers
Georgia better not be ranked #1 after this lmao
Brock bowers is the future
Georgia just spamming him man…literally nothing else this entire half😭
Ucf Baylor has been insane
Eh the one I care about is Allen losing tomorrow
True satisfying haterade comes from watching Allen losing
If I didn't want Bills shit in my house I'd frame these



All right let's just miss the playoffs
I can't stand this freaking inconsistent team
I’ve never seen a race this complicated
the best possibility is a three way tie in the Al west
I wouldn't mind if they simplified things tonight
Mariners would win the division in that case
Nathaniel Lowe gets the Rangers on the board first!
Come on Texas you fucking bastards
I would LOVE to live in a boiling hot desert
We can't do it ourselves and I want Gaus to relax
I will not say anything derogatory about the state of texas at all tomorrow if both the Astros and Rangers win
this team needs 8 more JP crawfords
Monster for one night
Can your dbacks just take a nap
All of Canada would thank you
Rangers fans don't want that though
Mariners fans as well don't want that
I feel no shame
Mariners and snakes are trade buddies
…And so the world.
Because I want the ultimate rub it in the face of Yankees fans fact for this year
That the Blue Jays made it. And they didnt
Even as fucking inconsistent as we've been
Plus it would be a nice piece of revenge that the Mariners don't make it after bouncing us last year
Mariners Astros Rangers fighting like mad
Wouldnt even be a convo if the Rangers wouldn't have crashed so fucking hard a couple months back
But it doesn't matter now
Go. Rangers. Go.
Astros lost 2 series vs the Royals and 1 vs the A's lmao
Who has the tie breaker between the rangers and astros anyways?
Willy Adames saves a run with a great throw to home
If Astros win 1 they are in
I see
idk about the division tho
So it's down to Miami and Chicago then for the final spot?
Reds losing this game probably sinks them
Yep
That's what I was curious about
A Miami win or a Chicago loss wraps it up pretty much
Their chances were crushed when they blew a 9-0 lead to the Pirates
Altho Marlins can still pass the DBacks for 2nd WC
Marlins 2023 WS Champs

it's over
At least they have Burrow, you know, when healthy
How
I didn’t think he’ll accept it
All I said was “ayy bruh Carr out Winston not gon throw it olave fr”
And he said okay

It's 6+ hours later and I'm still pissed
Don’t worry it’s just an assist not a goal
Dude grounded out on the 8th pitch lol
This is mine
Oh you have cooley as well nice
Although I doubt he plays nhl this season
Probably will be tokargoat’s #2 at Rochester
Oh but I don’t see him in the team
Oh I also have Harvey pinard hope he does well
Central divisions really gonna have 1 team each in the playoffs lol
And should be only 1 if justice was real
Marlins win and are playoff bound
NL teams be scared lol
What is the point of being a football fan
What is the true meaning of it
Is it to suffer endless mediocracy with small spurts of happiness in between

Does it ever get better
400+ yards 4 tds passing 100 yards running and a touchdown and you lose because the defense couldn’t stop runny nose



4 more outs
Got him on a free

Washington time 🍿
- Outs. Come on
We lovin that Husky Ball this year
COME ON AZ
3 more outs
Pls
2 MORE
COME ON TEXAS YOU SONSDABITCHES
- More.
Come on no miracles in Seattle
DUUUUKEEEEE
WE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!!
@celest zephyr WE FUCKING IN AND THE YANKEES ARENT
Vemqi I got nothing against ya. Thanks for sending us to the playoffs
After putting us out of them last year
i wish I could say the same
See y’all next year when the jays drown our stadium in blue again
Unless Arizona wins
It’s not over yet
I don’t see it man
Making fun of the Cowboys and their obnoxious fans?
Gets old though
It would be more fun making fun of the cowboys if my team was more successful
This is why I hate ole miss and Arkansas more than I hate Alabama
Your team has actually won an SB this century though, they can’t say that
Multiple actually
Fair
Should hate LSU for fielding this shitty of a defense dawg😭
Anyone but Dodgers or Astros
I hate them more than anyone
I remember when our defense was something to be proud of


Dodgers Astros WS confirmed
Come on Duke hold on
Beat Fraud Dame
they deserve it
in like a week yeah
Gdi Sam Hartman. I hate the running qb shit man
STOP RUSHING 3 WHEN PRESSURE HAS BEEN YOUR BEST FRIEND ALL GAME
D coordinators often overthink much more than OCs
Marlins Rays WS to trigger the baseball world. “FlOrIdA DoEsN’T sUpPoRt BaSeBaLl”
When it’s a high pressure situation, you go back to the well, just like an offense is likely going to do
BUT DC’S LOVE TO OUTSMART THEMSELVES AND LEAVE WHATS WORKED
Second time someone has done that today
Ive been watching on Saturdays more
And now
I am like
Should I go back to nfl only
Frustrating mfers
I just watched number 3 leave his man when the safety has the spy
Duke literally just sold on defense so badly
2 times in a row
Since it’s a bye week.
Canes are safe another week
I blame the DC more for the first one though
At least Udub is up but needs to play better
aaand it’s over
hope texas and Canadá are both knocked out promptly
damn hate to see it for my boy Julio
Hey, at least it wasn't a dick kick by the A's this time.
Duke qb in a ton of pain
Holy hell
Screaming on the field
Oh
Oh yeah that's awfup
Awful
I feel so bad for him
That looked painful af
He’s a first round pick
If he doesn’t play toward end of year he’s def gonna drop some
Astros win so Mariners are eliminated and AL’s 6 playoff teams are set: Orioles, Rays, Jays, Twins, Rangers, Astros, AL West title will be decided tomorrow.
205
Reminder that the Mariners have one more win than the T---s rn but they're in and Seattle's is out. Just the unfair reality of how the playoffs work. The best way to make the playoffs is win the division.
Yordan deez nuts boy fuck the stros

I’d say there’s always next year but
lol
This was our year
I look forward to being a pitching juggernaut with no offense but julio for the next 5 years
Do T---s fans even have hope they can make a run? Maybe extend that playoff losing streak to 20 games.
Twins bounced round 1 no matter what
Bruh
You put us out last year
Now you put us in this year
The world is right
Turn your salt towards texas
Rays have to face the Astros. God damnit. Hey, we're the last AL team to beat them in the playoffs but man, starting tough.
true we’re fat and happy after our 3 wins of playoff success in 20 years
Same amount of rings as us in 20 years
Why the fuck is Washington zona on the prehistoric 12 network damn it
If the rays use a lot of duck tape maybe they can get mcclanahan back in action for their series
That’s legit a good game and it’s on that garbage ass network
I'm more worried that the Rays hitting is gonna disappear again.
McClanahan on a zoom call a better pitcher than 3 of the 5 twins starters
Nobody is going into the AL playing fearing the T---s. They're only here because the White Sox predictability imploded.
Guardians didn't do shit either
twins are alright
is there anyone that hasn’t clinched at this point?
oh the NL’s 2nd and 3rd WC could be switched
Could see the rarity of a home Marlins game being full.
If the Braves don't make the WS. It's a total failure.
If the jays don't go, Orioles for sure the move
They are. But I get the feeling they're gonna lose close in the ALDS or ALCS.
I can see an alcs appearance
The Yankees arent in it, so really I only care about the Astros being put out
Depends who they face. They'd be facing the T---s or Jays I believe
The Dodgers to a lesser degree
Dodgers are like the NL Rays. All these wins. Injuries to core players.
Dave Roberts management skills.
man
Can't look at this without thinking Doug is from the Queens and it's the Mets.
August was so long ago
play anywhere close to .500 in September and the Ms would’ve run away with the division
But at this point, how many times have this played out in Seattle baseball in the last 21 years?
Having the Rangers and Astros in the same division doesn't help, but you have to win more games that matter.
I don’t blame our opponents
this team could’ve improved a lot in the offseason
Would’ve helped if the soul didn’t leave the body of every hitter that came here this year tho
lookin at you teoscar and kolten
The Seattle Mariners sure do love their reruns.
terrible meme
I demand a Doug emoji rn. 
so marlins pirates, AZ Houston, TB Toronto, and cubs milwaukee are the important games tomorrow
☝🏾☝🏾

i just hate king of queens
CFB is great
one of the worst shows i've ever watched
but yes kevin james is also awful
there legit is not one likeable character on that show
though tbf it got spawned in that awful early 2000s period where every sitcom was an absolute abortion save a handful
it was literally just 2000x worse seinfeld
Granted, nothing tops peak Seinfeld
I honestly think Curb Your Enthusiasm does
its Larry David with the gloves off
that show is legitimately one of very few, like...maybe 3
Well Larry David is Larry David.
that can make me laugh at least once per episode without fail
indeed
lmao that reminds me
From Season 10, Episode 7 - The Ugly Section
Aired on HBO: 2020.03.01
Jeff and Larry find out that their friend has killed himself. It doesn't take long for Larry and Leon to start scheming on the widow's "magical vagina."
This highlight clip is intended for fans who’ve seen the episode.
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Soon we'll be saying, "The Jets killed LUNIK3"

What a rough season for him
Just realized Havertz avoided Prem 007
... there is a much better gesture for that dude 😭😭😭
Wtf happened to Lyon
If Vikings lose today I hope they just tank for Caleb at this point lmao
I apologize in advance to all football fans for having to watch the giants and jets in back to back primetime games
ridleyyy
pitiful that this bills v fins game isn’t prime time smh
ridder you not that guy
LMAOOOOO
Watson out today, DTR first start 
Also Jimmy G out as well apparently so O'Connell first start too
And Claypool got benched

Also Carr given the greenlight to start against Tampa today
That comment and attitude probably sunk him
Arrogance backed by little production
Also this is probably the best team in the NFC south you’re playing
Falcons with Ridder look horrendous
Was off base in the expectation
The other two suck
Tampa included
Also read Carolina might be players at the deadline for a WR
They need one
Not sure who they could get worth a damn but there it is
Also ATL quickly gotta decide when to start Heinicke
"Not even considering a QB change"

Clown
Missed false start though
tank dell or mike evans?
Mike evans
I'd go Mike, CJ is getting hot but he's going up against a really good Steelers D
Know Mike tends to get locked down in NO match ups recently but I still think he has a better chance to get points than Tank does this week
CJ gonna need to get the ball out early and often today, if he doesn't Watt and Highsmith are gonna eat him up
He might get ejected
Again
On a side note I can't believe I forgot Lindstrom lost his mom to cancer, vaguely remember his draft day and both of his parents hugging him after he was picked 
Poor dude
Finally getting Pitts involved
I hate to make it off of someone else losing but I’ll take it either way
Jeez, TLaw just walloped
Nice ball TLaw
I love it when fans sing at sporting events
So much fun
UK fans with Sweet Caroline today, German fans with Country Roads last year
Normalize Slinky Dog as the down marker @NFL @PFTCommenter
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That goes so hard it’s not even funny
That's every day in football, Buc
Fun stuff
This is hilarious
I disagree, Ridley really shown he's still that dude imo
Highlights in the Toy Story broadcast were actually funny
Talking about game plan wise
Kirk has all the targets
Fair
Think that's more so cause slot receiver
He's becoming a safety blanket for TLaw like Engram is occasionally
Oof, just slightly overthrown
Yeah
Ridley is better but like
Also if TLaw waited just a second more before rolling out he had Kirk wide open for a TD
good morning boys 
Happy football day
Added you to the pin
Also if anyone knows anyone that should be on the pin but isn’t, let me know!

@silk pine DTR getting his 1st career start today, excited?
i hope he balls the fuck out
Ravens D inconsistent so he might
I want him to be Cleveland’s future
Nah I’m picking the Ravens today
i dont want watson as a qb i dont care how good he could end up being
He’s a rookie
I’m sure a lot of Cleveland wants this era over
DTR being good is a good step towards that future
I am as well but still
i dont think there is any sane cleveland fan that wants to root for watson
i would love DTR to do great but even if he plays good enough thats fine, i am honestly more interested to see if the defense is going to continue being absolutely absurd
I would imagine it's more akin to making yourself numb and just hoping for the Browns to win trying to ignore that Watson is there
Defense is crazy man
Putting up insane numbers
In terms of yards allowed
I picked up Browns D from waiver wire
i dont remember the stat but they did something defense related that hasnt been done since like the 90s
I would guess Parsons
DROY is prob going to Jalen Carter
Sigh
OROY is Bijan
Unless Falcons fall off
And Bijan starts getting out coached
Playing Bijan in fantasy is so annoying man
Allen shaken up for the Jags
Miami is sick to the stomach
Nice deal for Portland
Portland got a lot for jrue
Makes sense

From @NFLGameDay: #Patriots RB Zeke Elliott, impressive thus far, is expected to get starter reps against his former team, meanwhile #Colts RB Jonathan Taylor will have his practice window opened this week.
We're about forty-five minutes away from one of the greatest spectacles the NFL has to offer: Tank Bowl.
Allen with the strip sack on Ridder for the exclamation point
Fox
I have big fingers
Wait did Broncos and Bears get flexed?
Or de-flexed I mean
Could've sworn that was supposed to be MNF
I also could’ve sworn both teams were supposed to be better this season.
That graphic was old lol
Holy shit the East is gonna be STACKED this season
Holiday to the Celtics is a great pickup
At least they lost both Brogdon and Williams
That starting 5 is gonna be nasty tho
Holiday, Brown, Tatum, Porzingis and Horford
BEARS FOOTBALL!!
Trade what effectively was a 1st round pick for a disgruntled WR, expecting him to become a #1 weapon
Make it only 3 weeks into the regular season before realizing they messed up and now have to beg teams to take him off their hands for nothing
Bears Football indeed
W Toy Story
He'd still be new England's second best wideout
Duke Caboom halftime show was better than Rihanna 😭😭
A part of me thinks KC might take a crack at him cause with how massive Claypool's ego seems he might actually try for them, but that feels like giving him too much credit
Kyle Pitts today: four targets, two catches, 21 yards in Falcons' 23-7 loss to Jaguars in London.
🤡
#FreeThePitts
Falcons football
They’re not gonna go places with Desmond ridder at qb
I’ll take a Kyle pitts on the giants haha
Arthur Smith "Offensive Guru"
Nah we can't let the Giants have anything, no thanks
Oh hey, Richardson is healthy today, love to see that
That honestly makes me so sad
Dude has HOF level athleticism
He would go off with practically any other team
But he just had to be drafted by that clown org
Koo might have fucked me
Oh my
Sad thing is, if Arthur Smith ran the offense much better, this would thrown under the rug like Kyle Shanahan ignoring George Kittle
Thankfully he doesn't
Also I'm still expecting a hot streak of TDs for Kittle like he had last year
Just depends on Purdy
I just always find it funny how these coaches get nicknamed offensive gurus when they don't have a clue how to use their best weapon.
Also I don't blame Purdy for not force feeding Kittle, their O is just loaded enough where you see you open man you hit open man
Not that he isn't open a lot cause he is, just only 1 ball and a lot of mouths to feed
Aiyuk, Deebo, CMC, Jennings etc
The gameplan should be around their best option. It's like the risk it no biscuit offense with Mike Evans. The offense playbook under BA influence was made primarily for him and everyone else benefitted from that.
I agree in theory but if a D's gameplan is locked around you best player then you have to adjust
Then you have people like Smith going, "Ha! running backs are fun."
I mean
Imo the only reason the BA offense worked in Tampa is firmly in the hands of Tom Brady
Agreed
He is not our best weapon lol
It was with Jameis too. Mike Evans got 1K yards easy for a reason.
Yeah but you didn't win shit
Agreed to both of you
That's because Jameis turned the ball over a lot. But that offense was one of the best even with a 7-9 record.
BA's O was predicated on consistent deep shots with some power run sprinkled in, you need a QB who is smart enough to know when to take the shots and when to take checkdowns to make it work
Brady was that, which is why he performed better in it than any other big name QB BA called shots for
I am not saying BA's offense wasnt a good one. Just more it relied heavily on players over the scheme itself imo
Agreed
That scheme don't work with bad players
Though tbf that could be said of most schemes/teams
100%
We could argue that the defense on the other end has a good game plan. But even ATL knows that didn't stop Tony Gonzalez from being elite on that team.
McDaniel's scheme would be shit if he didn't have guys like Hill/Waddle to make it go
I am just saying I wouldn't use BA's offense as an example of offensive guru
When it relies heavily on having a freak deep threat like Evans and a cerebral qb like Brady
Sab, if the coach was elite on offense, they'd find ways to make the best players on the field open and work.
Lot more has to be going right to make that "if" even feasible though
Need a capable QB, capable O-line, capable weapons
Broad term I know but still
If I was an offensive guru, I'd think I'd find ways to make sure Pitts gets the ball and if not benefit everyone else around.
The Falcons have no QB, I get it, (And that's their fault.) But you have London and you have Pitts and you're focusing on a part of the game that showed even in his time in Tennessee didn't get you to the SB.
@rustic mountain Pats question
IDK how if you're Terry Fontenot you're not pissed at Smith for not using Pitts who you gave a high draft and ditched a QB in order to get.
Sup
Not even gonna try to make any sort of comp between Mac and Brady, but considering how he seems to have majorly bounced back from last year's shit show do you think there is any at all chance he could be developed into say anything close to what Bledsoe was for y'all back in the day?
I still say no, but I think he is still being held back by offensive line play and bad wide outs

Bledsoe took us to a sb and actually won us the 2001 afc title game
When Brady went out
Bledsoe had a good amount of success with us and was more on par with I guess Burrow atm? But it's hard to really compare
Fair
It's always hard for me to evaluate Drew Bledsoe back then. He was clearly a good QB in his prime. But there was a lot of mid to bad seasons NE had also.
So Mac average < Bledsoe above-average < Brady elite?
Like, would Bledsoe be compared to a Cousins today?
Only because Idk if Mac is gonna actually keep this up
Maybe Cousins?
But he also went to a sb earlier into his career
And then won a title game later
So he for sure had ability to win in the playoffs
He also wasn't bad in Buffalo or Dallas (for a sec)
IDK if Drew wins that AFCC game in 97 if the Broncos don't choke against the Jags. Bill Parcells teams were always great enough to make runs.
Idk. I didnt watch football in 97 that intently lmao
I did start to like the pats in 96 tho
But I was also. 4
I've gotten to see highlights and recaps over the years. I wasn't born then. I wish Brady didn't overshadow him too much. Because Bledsoe never get's talked about enough.
Drip you getting Toney AND Claypool????
Is there any gabro wideout KC wont get?
I thought the same thing tbh, dude clearly has a massive ego but I think he might actually try with a good team like KC
Guess the ones on NE lmao
I like Bledsoe a lot. I am probably gonna get that 90s throwback jersey of his on the pats pro shop
Already got my Harrison 2003 jersey
Feels good getting a new pats jersey with the silver stripes

They don't face each other often.
Actually you know what? Makes sense, 2011 would have been prime Ryan and 2015 was his MVP season, 2019 though interesting
Like, I believe a few years ago, the Bucs beat the Jets at Metlife for the first time ever.
I remember 2019. Devin White and Shaq tortuing Nick Foles all game.
Fun game
I wish Nick Foles retired before 2017 man
I mean he kinda did
But apparently once he got traded to KC Reid reignited his love for football
I know the Philly Special poster is on your wall next to your Josh Allen Bills jersey. 
Fucking Kansas City
i got some words for nick foles if i ever see him in person
Just like you got a picture of Leftwich on your sidelines yeah?


I can just get a picture of him looking lost at press conferences.
Could've been much worse for the Jags rn. That could've been their HC.
Good he can join Patricia looking lost all the time
But does Leftwich have a pencil on his ear?
If only, then we would've gotten 2 free 3s and not wasted Brady's last year with us with that bum
Fuck you Khan 
Fuck you Baalke 
It's fun to think that. But then you remember the HC that wants to run the ball.
Wtf
He was the reason Leftwich didn't get hired by the Jags ultimately, Leftwich wanted his own GM
Khan wanted the new HC to keep Baalke
Here I am stuck watching the Eagles and Commies.
Hopefuly the Eagles don't just blow out the Commies quickly
Imagine DC steals one from them again 
Man, you thought Baker looking off against them was bad. Imagine fatter Baker against them.
Who was it that Leftwich reportedly wanted as his GM if he became a HC, was it Adrian Wilson? I know it was a former exec from Ari
He wanted Baalke out, that's all I was aware of.
Saints ball first
And this was the time when Baalke was interm GM.
I'm sorry it was a joke because his name sounds like Balky
brownies 3-1 please
Got you

Oh the many things I could say if you weren't mo-
Yeah, you can destroy the Niners like he did also.
Former SF GM btw, you have him to thank partially for having Lynch and Shanahan because he was so ass towards the end of his time with y'all
I'm learning so much!
Just look at this relic to find a little bit more of Niners past
https://youtu.be/a2DgH_tvxCk
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forced punt lets go 
And the Eagles defense letting the Commies march down the field.
DTR time 
Gosh NO's unis look so ass with that muted gold, it's like they're wearing mustard
I miss the old gold.
Fr
Bucs wearing all white?
Body weight roughing is so soft
Commies converted a 4th down
Yaya!
Ah, Kamara is back.
When the games just start and my wife says “it’s Sunday, let’s take the kids out”
Quick way to make your wife into your ex-wife 
CJ 
God, brutal defensive holding on the Eagles
Commies just taking 7 minutes off the clock.
TD Commies.
Nice catch Mike!
#Commanders take a 7-0 lead over the #Eagles with Curtis Samuel
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1708526688873652629
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"7 HOURS OF COMMERCIAL-FREE FOOTBALL" 🏈🔥
he stinks man
That's Ed Reed type BS there.
Coach better give that DB the next drive off, he did his job
Get that man some oxygen

Cousins got wrecked on that return though. 
The Achane Train keeps on going!
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That wasn't grounding
Jaleel McLaughlin puts the @Broncos on the board!
📺: #DENvsCHI on CBS
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the defense is absolutely swallowing the ravens holy
C.J STROUD!! The #Texans got a real franchise QB
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1708174480915288110
↘️ Quoting Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)
Story: #Texans star rookie QB C.J. Stroud hosts his teammates for dinner with a private chef almost every night, per @BKubena
WRs Tank Dell and John Metchie are frequent guests.
Stroud h...
All red lowkey sharp
Also think it's safe to say Stroud is making a lot of headway at OROY
The helmets clean asf
chef russ 
🥲
Oh it’s been a week. I can change it now
how was the toy story game earlier i missed it
Well I’m losing fantasy
Big fan
I’m against Puca Achane Bijan and Keenan Allen has yet to play
I saw that and thought of this.
OOF
Houston w red helmets looking great. Dark blue pants would work with that red top, imo
NO should've had a 1st down
TD Eagles
Lamar rush TD
Carr made a great play but the receiver just dropped it
Lamar's third rushing TD in the last two weeks!
📺: #BALvsCLE on CBS
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Old Browns vs New Browns
glad i caught [redacted] wasn't playing
switched to ravens
i mean aside from the int the ravens have done nothing so far
@versed forge I'll never forgive you
they are averaging 10 yards a drive right now
I was picking the Ravens anyways. But Captain Grope Fuck not being there wasn't gonna change much for me.
Sorry bro
i had the jokes ready and they came back
Sam hartman is him

Romo really should stop being hyperbole all the time. Thinks simple plays will change the game for a team.
these the chiefs XFL wrs?
Jesus, Baker should've been picked
sounds about right
Facts
Things are getting chippy here in Nashville 👀
I miss Cappa
Wasn't great by any means but he was solid
#Steelers Kenny Pickett INT against the #Texans Seven Nelson gets it.
Is Pickett going to turn it on at some point this season?
Texans starting to look really good under DeMeco Ryans
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1708518405433651507
↘️ Quoting Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)
Video: The #Texans red helmets uniforms looks pretty...
Still has that nasty to him
James Cook is in!
📺: #MIAvsBUF on CBS
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Was gonna happen eventually, Steelers have had 1 BS long play the past 2 weeks, great play call by Ryans to take that away this week
what the FUCK is moore doing bro
No clue lol
thinks hes obj from the dallas game or something
i wish we could just stop with this backyard ass play calling man
every week its always something so stupid
Reminder he did this kind of shit in college.
And they proceeded to lose that game on the PAT cause of the yardage they lost from the penalty this celebration brought
Great trade for Boston. Jrue is a stud and way better than brogdon. Dude was also salty and wanted to be traded
You know, you know.
Eagles defense getting destroyed by Eric Bieniemy's offense again.
1st down NO, sadge
at least we got a FG
stefanski gotta sit these boys down and tell them to stop trying to be heroes 
Cool...Neal out with a concussion...
Ja’Marr Chase breaking ankles like his old self 😆
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1708526688873652629
↘️ Quoting Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)
"7 HOURS OF COMMERCIAL-FREE FOOTBALL" 🏈🔥
Already thin secondary now thinner
Brogdon was always good. He seems to be under appreciated by what ever teams he plays with. Hope he finds a good role with Portland
Football gods helping us get a top 3 pick.
Has hell frozen over? NO actually called for holding against us?
Former college teammate he's doing that to btw 
Jesus, Eagles. Making Sam Howell look elite rn
Let him cook
Okay. The Commies RB fumbles the ball before the endzone, and then DC recovers for a TD.
So what happened with Mike and Jameis against the Giants a couple years ago?
a TD is a TD 
Not as funny.
3-0 NO after 1
looool
Is Eric Bieniemy like the Eagles worst enemy?
Tony Romo during the #Dolphins-#Bills game: "Tua is playing like Tom Brady in his prime."
Tom Brady in his prime? 😶
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1708526688873652629
↘️ Quoting Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)
"7 HOURS OF COMMERCIAL-FREE FOOTBALL" 🏈🔥
#Commanders Angry Run by Brian Robinson turned into a touchdown by WR Terry McLaurin
Commanders up by a TD over the #Eagles
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1708526688873652629
↘️ Quoting Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)
"7 HOURS OF COMMERCIAL-FREE FOOTBALL" 🏈🔥
yeah he used to be actually good.
Yeah pretty much the same
Yup
Used to have personality, now he just slobs the knobs of star players like every other commentator
i wonder how tom brady is gonna be as a commentator in the future
Luckily, he's on Fox. I usually like their guys better than CBS.
Kevin Harlan is the GOAT
Ian Eagle and Kevin Harlan are the only few I like there
Rams dismantling the colts
Achane td
Reminder that his last name is pronounced "A-chan" 
Get out my brain
How do the Saints continue to keep teams in games?!
their defense right?
Saints with the offense they have should be able to score 10-17 points rn. And they continue to leave their defense high and dry
……
I think more so cause Allen severely mid coach
Mike!
1st down
@modest totem looking like a close one 👀










