sports

[dim kettle]

Sometimes you're lucky to be living under a rock.

[robust grotto]

Being a loser pays off here and there

[dim kettle]

This is Discord. We're all losers.

https://x.com/TBTimes_Rays/status/1707193423160123743?s=20

Marc Topkin (@TBTimes_Rays)

And that's your ballgame, #Rays beat #RedSox 5-0 to win their 97th game, matching the 2008 team for second most in franchise history. The 2021 team won 100.

Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 12:40 AM

[robust grotto]

Francisco Lindor just became the 4th Met in franchise history to have a 30 HR / 30 SB season

[dim kettle]

Always the Blue Jays in big moments:

[short flame]

Connor Clifton went to a bills game and cheered for the jets

How do we send him back

[robust grotto]

You keep him forever

Oh he’s a shore kid haaa, learn something new

He’s from Siren country

[short flame]

I don’t want him to drop the game when we play in nyc

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/canadiensmtl/status/1707189905346986042?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Canadiens Montréal (@CanadiensMTL)

cc @colecaufield

#GoHabsGo

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Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 12:26 AM

[robust grotto]

Hahahahhaa

That’s sadly photoshopped

I wish it was real though, that would be amazing

[short flame]

Oh it’s not true

[celest zephyr]

Hahaha rip

[robust grotto]

The best was when the capitals won the cup and there was a girl in the front row who lifted her shirt

Pressed it right to the glass

All the players saw, and ofc the tv cameras

[short flame]

Sadly that’s photoshopped

[robust grotto]

No

Very real hahahaha

[celest zephyr]

Oh I remember when a girl flashed after the Habs won a finals game

[robust grotto]

That’s crazy lmao

[short flame]

You broke my bubble I tried to do the same but you didn’t bite

[robust grotto]

Buggin

[robust grotto]

I only did it to protect you my friend

[celest zephyr]

https://torontosun.com/news/national/canadiens-post-game-frenzy-includes-female-flasher/wcm/9f06806a-e274-4bac-a762-6d035d95545b/amp/

[robust grotto]

LMAO

Montreal though 🥵🔥

Beautiful place

[short flame]

Did a guy just grab them

[robust grotto]

Every time I go, people think I’m French

[short flame]

This is my favourite Montreal moment

[short flame]

I asked you to humiliate ukko pekka but why did you also destroy little houser

[robust grotto]

This is just the best dude hahahaha

I give you - Pirate Girardi

[calm mulch]

what the hell is this trade

portland FO did everything in their power to NOT trade Dame where he wanted to go lmao

[short flame]

I hope he put it there and it didn’t land there from a shot

[proud coyote]

What?

[robust grotto]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dG0UiJYZopA&pp=ygUQZGFuIGdpcmFyZGkgcHVjaw%3D%3D

[calm mulch]

i didn't mean it as it was a bad destination, i'm just saying it wasn't miami at the end of it lmao

after dame explicitly said that he wanted miami so bad

[proud coyote]

Dame said he would be fine going to Brooklyn and Milwaukee

Came out after the trade

[calm mulch]

well no wonder i didn't know it

[smoky fable]

Brooklyn is an interesting destination

[calm mulch]

it just happened

[proud coyote]

Miami was just hard balling too much it seems, and their return is just inherently worse

[calm mulch]

i wouldn't touch the nets with a 10ft pole right now

[proud coyote]

Ya I thought you were saying Miami’s return was better amai, cause like

No shot

[smoky fable]

What. You didn't like Tyler Herro as a potential star?

[proud coyote]

Dame is friends with Mikal, so that’s probably why

[smoky fable]

Don't blame you

[calm mulch]

nah i never thought it would be good place, it wouldn't work out for sure

[smoky fable]

Oh yeah he did say that in an article. Makes sense. Cam Johnson would probably be split up though which would have sucked to see.

[short flame]

Lucky he wasn’t hurt from that

[calm mulch]

Miami it's at a point that they need a complete desintegration

and reconstruct a new roster to win in 5 years

just keep spoelstra

[proud coyote]

Idk, people were saying that last year and their roleplayers turned amazing for the playoffs

Could happen again

[calm mulch]

well it's not a zero possibility

but time hurts miami more than it hurts Denver and Boston for sure

[proud coyote]

This was their golden ticket yeah

[calm mulch]

Jimmy is really out of time

he is 34 this year right ?

They can't have him producing big superstars numbers like he had to do through last playoffs

[smoky fable]

Wouldn't count on it

[calm mulch]

he was never that kind of offensive player to begin with

Warriors looking weak as well. There is no way anyone thought Chris Paul was the answer

[celest zephyr]

Yeah i think Miami should blow it up

Maybe wait and go big game hunting for a year

But otherwise yeah they are done

I agree tbh

I wish they got a big man

And not went like okay looney time to be our big man

Such a weird move

And terrible asset management

[calm mulch]

It's looking rough

[celest zephyr]

No way Poole in a package was worth just old man Chris Paul

[calm mulch]

Luka might not qualify to playoffs again

Grant williams might not be enough

it's tough for a lot of teams

[celest zephyr]

Eh i doubt they won’t make it

[robust grotto]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wk2WUB_anJI @short flame

[calm mulch]

Mavs need a center so bad

[celest zephyr]

They really do

[calm mulch]

Luka's game made Powell look like a good Center but reality is that he is a lob catcher nothing more

he is not fast enough to keep up with PG's and he is not big enough to deal with other centers

matchup nightmare but in reverse

[short flame]

Nice goal but I’m kind of mad against penalties right now

[robust grotto]

my guy didnt move an inch until the shot

[short flame]

It was a really clean shot

Nothing to do there

Man I hate penalties, just do golden goal and play until the end

[robust grotto]

Yeah it’s annoying, I like that at least they keep playoffs golden goal. But for regular season the games have to end, people have to get home and work the next day and teams have travel schedules. Playing triple overtime for a regular season game isn’t worth it

[merry reef]

Si no ganan el anillo es guión pa

[simple seal]

Rays with the 2021 Dodgers experience

[golden sinew]

Ahora tienen que buscar defensa exterior

Y que el nuevo coach no sea un inútil

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/UnfortunateMLB/status/1707208958346252314?s=20

Baseball Images that Precede Unfortunate Events (@UnfortunateMLB)

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Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 1:41 AM

[merry reef]

Si un par de defensores así no anoten una verga porque tienes dos tipos que meten 30 por partido

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/z1FFr2Oc7Bg

[short flame]

I hate the whole thing, sports is a long game where you give everything on the field and then it’s decided on something that’s mostly luck and mind games

My football team was eliminated from a cup a month ago because a random guy from the other team ran onto the field stole his bottle with the infos keepers need before penalties and ran away

[dim kettle]

SOs are stupid. But grass is also green and devil fruit users can't swim. Everyone knows this.

[robust grotto]

that’s basically it. just a harsh world and we need to accept nature.

we’ll get cool shootout goals just like National Geographic gets nice videos of animals hunting

[short flame]

Yeah it doesn’t reflect the game. They could have players do riddles at the end of the game and it’d have the same effect

Shootout goals should be for exhibition games not to resolve the issue of an important game

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1707217860928438647?s=20

Cubs really looking forward to choking away a WC spot.

https://fixupx.com/BallyMarlins/status/1707217960912167198?s=20

[celest zephyr]

This team sucks

Just blow it to china

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/UrinatingTree/status/1707212800634896639?s=20

[celest zephyr]

The bulls can’t underwhelm if everyone knows they are garbage

[dim kettle]

Somehow underwhelm even more than that.

[smoky fable]

Who's going to get the wildcard spots for the NL

the final two

know the phillies have one

[dim kettle]

D-Backs probably will at this point. And Miami has all the momentum rn with the Cubs shitting themselves at the moment.

[smoky fable]

No Reds huh

[dim kettle]

Depends.

I don't trust them

I would've had more faith in them if they didn't lose series to the T---s and Pirates beforehand.

The only challenge though for the D-Backs... They're facing the Astros in a 3 game series to end the season.

[rustic mountain]

@smoky fable were you looking for a qb? I thought you were happy with Dak

[celest zephyr]

that was drip

not monster

[rustic mountain]

No I know but Monster said he had wideouts earlier

[celest zephyr]

oh gotcha

[rustic mountain]

And was willing to listen to moves

I tried to trade for Olave, but Drip decided to go with Eman's deal

[celest zephyr]

i did also

[rustic mountain]

Guess I'll just hold on to Cousins

[celest zephyr]

man monster's roster is stacked hahhaha

dude might go 14-0

i'm cool either way with keeping brock and burrow or trading one of them

[austere lava]

praying for the snakes 🙏

Hope they sweep

[celest zephyr]

pretty similar fantasy wise at this rate

untill/unless burrow gets his shit together

[dim kettle]

You hope, and then it ends up not mattering as the Rangers take all 4 games against the Mariners.

[celest zephyr]

i want the astros to lose all three

and the rangers to smack the mariners into pieces

the bumass bluejays refuse to actually win games

so they need help

[austere lava]

don’t put that evil on me

[dim kettle]

Mariners already do that enough by existing.

[austere lava]

Im praying for a split with the rangers

While Houston gets the boot

[dim kettle]

And you know Seattle. 2 of those 4 games will end in heartbreaking ways.

Need to get that traditional dick kick in

[smoky fable]

I am

[austere lava]

https://tenor.com/view/toreto-sad-depressed-gif-9392940

[celest zephyr]

i want the rangers to win a crap ton so they make it

[austere lava]

all too well

[celest zephyr]

monster want burrow?

lol

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-very-poor-choice-words-gif-22861860

[dim kettle]

https://fixupx.com/BallySportsFL/status/1707223963720458244?s=20

It's all fun and games for the Braves until the Miami Marlins beat them in 5 games in the NLDS.

[honest umbra]

Did u see cubs choke against the braves two nights in a row?

[dim kettle]

Yep

[honest umbra]

They giving them free runs

[dim kettle]

They're letting the Marlins top them like its 2003.

[honest umbra]

And they still losing

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/1707220118151872934?s=20

ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo)

The Cubs have now lost 5 games this month after holding a lead in the 8th inning or later.

That's tied for their most such losses in any single month over the last 50 seasons (June 1991 & September 1992).

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https://fixupx.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1707225085147230414?s=20

[celest zephyr]

toronto cubs

[dim ledge]

hey quick question

when we say "secondary"

its literally whats listed here as 2nd, right?

[weak gull]

No we mean the back half of the defense. Safeties and corners

[dim ledge]

ohhhhhhhh

like deep lying defensive players

of course

the secondary line

that makes sense

[weak gull]

Yerp

[celest zephyr]

really more like zones most of the time but yeh

man i wish luka doncic could get into shape at the start of the season and not pull a harden and take 2 months to actually get into regular season shape

https://twitter.com/AndrewMarchand/status/1707006925097799827

Andrew Marchand (@AndrewMarchand)

CLIP: We asked commissioner Rob Manfred why you need so many different services to see all the Yankee games.

He said it is a step backwards on the road to getting you more games with less friction and to bear with the process.

POD: https://t.co/DE5GbXwkbF

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Twitter · Sep 27, 2023, 12:19 PM

[dim kettle]

🤡

[solid dagger]

Still can't believe Dame is a buck

[hasty basin]

All that to beat Goga Bitadze

[vague steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-campeon-del-mundo-gif-27265267

[proud coyote]

Man Magic Johnson was really just like

the final boss traditional point guard

Could do everything expected of a traditional point guard at a beyond elite level (even began to shoot 3pts in the later stages of his career), but he was 6’9” and could defend 1-5

could also rebound which actually mattered at the time

[robust grotto]

This isn’t an answer ?? Lmfao

“Because the Yankees get the most views and we want each of these services to get a taste of what covering baseball can do for each platform” would be a cop out, but at least real, answer

[simple seal]

Best part of Acuña going off is a Dodgers player not winning MVP because of it lol

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/br_openice/status/1707383742421946633?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[dim ledge]

Pure unfiltered capitalism

High demand for Yankees in an economically empowered area means those who control it's necessary regulation of broadcast can test consumer mettle at their will

"How far will people go go see EVERY Yankees game?"

[robust grotto]

Exactly from top to bottom

I actually do feel for the retired old man who’s been a hardcore Yankee fan forever but can’t keep up with the streaming services

[celest zephyr]

200 dollars per month just to see every Yankees game!

Why I like cable man

You can just pay and watch damn near every game

And it’s all in one place

[robust grotto]

Ofc

[torn gale]

200$ a month to watch the Yankees continue to be the cowboys of baseball

Sounds like a deal to me

[robust grotto]

But you still pay for specific channels on cable

[dim ledge]

All sports do it in some regard but Yankees are especially bad

Are you an international fan of a prem club playing in Europe? Great! First you'll need a service to watch league games-actually make that two, not all games for a club are on one specific service
You'll need a way to watch European matches too, luckily we've a service for that!
Oh, and don't forget cup matches! Did I mention there's two? But don't worry, we have services for that as well!

[short flame]

Clean hit

[robust grotto]

Personally I feel the league pushes for the Yankees to be the guinea pig. they’re desperate for Apple / Amazon to latch on and buy into baseball as a product for them

[hasty basin]

1980s Ben Simmons

[robust grotto]

@celest zephyr

Your new favorite player

[hollow wind]

https://x.com/legionhoops/status/1707399905252413750?s=46&t=baWJuMF-IPzC3XOWo2_qpw

Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops)

Magic Johnson on Steph Curry’s GOAT comments:

“If he got more than [5+ titles, 3+ FMVPs, 3 MVPs, No. 1 in assists in Finals, No. 2 in double-doubles, No. 1 in triple-doubles in playoffs, No. 4 in steals in playoffs] then he’s the best… but the last time I checked, he doesn’t.”…

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Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 2:20 PM

Idek why you’d ever compare someone like Steph to someone like magic

[hasty basin]

It's funny that they play the same position

Because they're miles apart in playstyle

[hollow wind]

Yeah they’re literally just not comparable players even tho they have the label of “point guard”

[celest zephyr]

Yeah Steph is more of a shooting guard

Like dame

Sure they can pass but that isn’t their main value

It’s like comparing Kyrie to Chris Paul

Sure they are both “point guards” but they do different things

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/FOS/status/1707413077849690486?s=20

Front Office Sports (@FOS)

NEWS: The XFL and USFL have announced their plans to merge.

The two spring football leagues will release more details in the coming weeks.

Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 3:12 PM

[hasty basin]

I miss Lonzo

He was the perfect point guard in my eyes like complete

[celest zephyr]

Don’t worry you can trade for Ben Simmons

[hasty basin]

I can fix him

[robust grotto]

This is great for football, football fans, players / coaches that can have an opportunity now, and ofc to communities that don’t have NFL teams. Really happy for this news. A stable spring football league is all around a great thing and I wish them success

[torn gale]

Please

[hasty basin]

Would be a good backup to Tre Mann

[hasty basin]

Saka confirmed out? @thorn hornet

[thorn hornet]

He might feature

Arteta will play him until he's dead

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/kevinweekes/status/1707459223620051330?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Kevin Weekes (@KevinWeekes)

Breaking News 🚨 📰 🚑
I’m told @TBLightning G Vasilevskiy 88 underwent successful back surgery, he’s expected to make a complete recovery in 8-10 week timeframe. #HockeyTwitter

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Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 6:16 PM

https://x.com/friedgehnic/status/1707456582127165829?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ devils robbed pitt so hard

Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC)

Pittsburgh has Ty Smith on waivers today.

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Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 6:05 PM

[stiff coyote]

Dude... swear on my name people really be thinking Curry better than Magic

Magic in a 1v1 and 5v5 will lowkey lock his ass

pause

but yea, magic literally 6'9, he gon clamp curry tf up

[hollow wind]

But like, Curry is a better shooter and scorer and magic is a better defender, playmaker, rebounder, he’s bigger etc.. depends what your team needs lol

They’re both imo, top 10 players all time, kind of redundant to compare them

[stiff coyote]

Evan, Magic as of now is the best pg. He can shoot some 3s, mid range, left or right hook in paint and make tough layups

and has the best vision in nba history

can get the steals

can get the blocks at 6'9

he's fast asf

agile asf

dude is a perfect TRUE PG

I'm taking him in any teams

dude also ain't shy to physicality

But I do agree they both are top 10 nba players

magic is top 5 however

[hollow wind]

Steph is better at scoring. That shouldn’t be debated. He can kill you from any distance. But Magic is basically better at everything else. If you had to ask me, Magic is the best point guard ever but the only reason Steph and Magic are even being compared is because Steph also technically has the label if “point guard” even tho he’s really just an undersized 2 guard that’s also a good playmaker.

Magic is definitely the all around better player tho

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/i-knew-it-the-office-jpj-theoffice-michaelscott-gif-6284055128558299368

I knew he wasn't healthy down the stretch

Don't know why he would put off surgery this late but I knew it

[stiff coyote]

dude, if u don't have magic as ur pg idk man... something wrong wit u

Magic
Jordan
LBJ
Olajuwon
Kareem

nobody stopping this team

Evan, Durant or Bird

[hollow wind]

Well I don’t like comparing across eras, especially basketball. It’s always a bit weird to compare players that never even played each other on the court. For his era, he’s the undisputed best point guard, and Steph is for his era. The game evolves

[simple seal]

https://twitter.com/iamnotgoin/status/1707302298672865758

Santos.M (@iamnotgoin)

@Ballislife I remember telling y'all. I had that feeling that this would happen. Once I saw Giannis pick Dame over Jrue, that confirmed it. I just knew they would be traded to each other.

Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 7:52 AM

[hollow wind]

Man idk lol. It’s similar to the Magic vs Curry debate haha. I’d honestly say in his prime, KD is the more talented player. But I never watched Bird live either. Larry Bird absolutely killed teams in his hayday. But he wasn’t as slick and smooth and agile as KD either. So idk, they’re about the same in my eyes. I have no idea how Larry Bird would perform in todays game

[stiff coyote]

prob better tbh

but you ain't wrong

I'm just happy to see Bron play this season

[hollow wind]

I just dont agree with comparing eras because that causes people to put fuckin Bill Russell above Shaq and like… we know that’s just not true lmao

[stiff coyote]

watching history in the making

lmao who tf says that

shaq would eat Bill

hopefully the Lakers or Clippers win it this season

I'm liking the Lakers chances still

[hollow wind]

Many oldhead/old school basketball fans. If you look at basketball, and just sports in general, at a technical and skill based level, the sport and players have advanced and developed exponentially as the years go by. That’s just how it goes. And that’s how it should go. I very much expect 30-40 years down the line for players to be so advanced that they make Lebron look archaic. So it’s best to just not try and compare players that never even met on the court

[smoky fable]

Good take

[stiff coyote]

good take indeed

btw, did yall read to rumors for the clippers trade

[smoky fable]

I still think the Nuggets are the favorites

And if the Clippers are healthy they’re better than the lakers in my opinion. But they’re never healthy

[stiff coyote]

I'm don't think so, they lost good players on the bench

[stiff coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sanji-gif-5741559

fuck man...

that wcf

we had that

KAWHIII!!!!!

why u always getting hurt when we need u!!!

well see how we do thou

I haven't been this excited for the nba season to start

[torn gale]

Everytime I think of bill russell I think of him winning mvp over wilt who averaged 50/25 on more minutes than there is in a game

[smoky fable]

Wins > Stats

Oh yeah, Barcelona facing a UCL ban? @sweet tree

potential one

[celest zephyr]

And then kawhi and Paul George get hurt again

Oh wait that’s every year

[short flame]

Let’s wait for more info, I read somewhere complete dissolution, will probably end up being a fine and worse case scenario not allowed to play next season

[smoky fable]

Those are pretty harsh penalties if it's the worst case scenario

[short flame]

What are the accusations?

[smoky fable]

Bribery for ref payments

That’s what they’re saying

[sweet tree]

no

they're charging us based on assumptions. again no actual evidence yet, and they're still investigating it

until there's actual evidence of bribery its all just talk

UEFA already did their own investigation and found nothing

[smoky fable]

I was wondering about that

Thought they found something when this news came up again

[sweet tree]

nah

no evidence of anything yet but I read the Spanish authorities raided one of the Spanish referees offices. But yeah until there's evidence of bribery it's really just talk

[simple seal]

https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/1707464250304675929

Chris Johnston (@reporterchris)

Andrei Vasilevskiy had a microdiscectomy on a lumbar back herniation this morning, per #TBLightning. He's expected to miss the first two months of the regular season.

First to report: @KevinWeekes

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Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 6:36 PM

[short flame]

Poor siren

[robust grotto]

Take that back

[short flame]

He’s a friend before a rival

[short flame]

Yeah let’s wait for evidence before bringing up charges

[sweet tree]

yeah gotta wait for the full investigation

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/kickerupdate/status/1707440522996900002

Kicker Update (@kickerupdate)

@NFL Special Teams Players of the Month (Sept.)

AFC - K Tyler Bass
NFC - P Jake Camarda

Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 5:01 PM

Got myself a Punter

[short flame]

I feel like it’s been this way every year

[dim kettle]

That sucks. Really does. But the Bolts can manage I bet. If Heddy can return to form this season, it's not gonna be as dire.

Not the first time Vasy has missed 2 months in a Bolts uni. The dude broke his foot during near the beginning of the 2018-19 season.

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/christian-gonzalez-is-the-defensive-rookie-of-the-month @rustic mountain @haughty moss

Grats

Got yourselves a solid rookie

[haughty moss]

I knew he was gonna be cold

[robust grotto]

I also don’t think Boston is going to be this world beater again so that division is open. TB just needs to weather the storm

[short flame]

Let’s hope this is true

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/j-c-jackson-on-chargers-benching-him-im-confused-why-im-being-treated-like-this

[dim kettle]

-Dunning–Kruger effect

Granted, that Chargers defense sucks with a HC that's defensive-minded. But JC isn't doing himself favors.

[honest umbra]

Hasn’t he been bad?

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-joke-ranier-wolfcastle-mc-bain-the-simpsons-stand-up-comedy-gif-4372917

[short flame]

@dim kettle went to a hockey shop to sharp my skates and wanted to look at the merch. Look what those bastards did. This was 100% on purpose

[honest umbra]

Bro got a pick in the end zone and went to 3 yd line instead of just going down

[rustic mountain]

Kid is gonna be an all star I can feel it

Might even get DROY

[dim kettle]

Gotta respect Stanley Cup Champion Jack Eichel

[rustic mountain]

Replacing Jackson with Gonzo

[dim kettle]

That's good and all for the Pats. But I then ask, how does he help Mac Jones?

What a shocker a defensive-minded elite HC knows how to draft defensive players.

https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1707497310152790142?s=20

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_)

Alex Cora announced Chris Sale as his intended 2024 Opening Day starter, per @alexspeier

Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 8:47 PM

This team is already selling out before 2024 even begins.

https://x.com/BNightengale/status/1707492306394460296?s=20

Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale)

The Arizona #Dbacks will have to wait at least another day before clinching a postseason berth with their 3-1 loss to the Chicago #WhiteSox.
This means that ace Zac Gallen will be pitching Friday vs. the #Astros, delaying his postseason availability until Game 2.

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Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 8:27 PM

Oh, god damnit, D-Backs

[short flame]

Respecting a team doesn’t give you the right to drag another one in the mud

This isn’t some troll on Discord it’s a serious hockey shop

[dim kettle]

"We don't condone in dragging another team into the mud. We do, however, find it hilarious."

[rustic ore]

I have a better question, how does this affect LeBron’s legacy?

[dim kettle]

How does this affect Brady's legacy?

[honest umbra]

Is everyone gonna lose out and just let the padres in?

Cubs have done their part throwing a lead in back to back games!

[dim kettle]

Hopefully the Marlins don't blow it.

[short flame]

It’s not funny it’s hurtful

[honest umbra]

Marlins just need to win one

Either today one agains tmets

Or one against pirates from 3 games

[dim kettle]

Poor Chicago cannot win anything this year besides a lottery.

[honest umbra]

Or you know even reds can win out

[dim kettle]

That was definitely not rigged in their favor

[honest umbra]

It was definitely rigged

[dim kettle]

The Cards could play upset.

I would have more faith in the Reds if they didn't recently lose 2 series to the T---s and Pirates.

[honest umbra]

Because they’re not dragging the corpse of wainwright out there anymore?

The t—-s aren’t too bad

They got some ballers on there

How did the athletics beat the twins though

[dim kettle]

All with that 84 record with that joke of a division. I'd say that's underachieving.

[honest umbra]

Twins don’t even have to face the Yankees this time, what’s gonna stop them?

[dim kettle]

No one is going into the AL playoffs fearing the T---S.

[simple seal]

It will always be funny how much Rodgers owned the Bears lmao

Including that 2018 game on one leg

[dim kettle]

You know it's BEARS FOOTBALL!! when they worry more about beating the Packers than actually being a SB team.

[rustic ore]

Any else get a chuckle out of teams reportedly thinking about trading for Kirk Cousins? Like why? Dude is gonna be an FA at the end of the season

Or pardon me, sports commentators pushing the envelope that certain teams should trade for him

[smoky fable]

Jets really tanked their season with their backup qb option

[rustic ore]

Besides the point dude has a no trade clause, he’s not going anywhere without his permission, and why would he agree to go to a team in a trade when he knows he won’t have a long term future with them?

[dim kettle]

Anything to get the clicks.

Hey, Umm... Jets. There's this nice Kyle Trask in Tampa. just give us your second and third round picks and much more and we're good.

https://x.com/andrew_holman2/status/1707434896342360319?s=20

Andrew Holman (@andrew_holman2)

. @DevinWhite__40 joined HOF LB Brian Urlacher as the only players since 2000 w/ 500+ tackles, 20+ sacks and 10+ takeaways in first 5 seasons.

He also became one of 3 players to reach those career milestones with Tampa Bay, joining Lavonte Davis and HOF DB @rondebarber

#GoBucs

Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 4:39 PM

[rustic ore]

Sadly they don’t have a 2nd next year because of the Rodgers trade

Guess they’d have to send a 1st instead

[dim kettle]

Indeed...

[honest umbra]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1707492301038104578?s=12&t=GlP6JBAMRseuq08y46jHyA

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

When two brothers play in the NFL and are in the same division....

#Lions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown: "Do you go out during the season?"

#Bears WR Equanimeous St. Brown: "If we win."

Amon: "Really? How does that work?"

Equanimeous: "Hasn't worked in a long time."💀

Full episode…

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Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 8:27 PM

Bros name is equanimeous?

[rustic ore]

They decided on it after a rousing game of Scramble

https://tenor.com/view/vine-power-of-god-and-anime-dont-fuck-withme-gif-14088993

[weak gull]

Should be 13-16

[slate lance]

about to fleece this guy to give me olave for drake

[dawn tapir]

who you got winning tonight packers or lions?

[weak gull]

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-lions-detroit-lions-dance-detroit-lions-celebration-aidan-hutchinson-kerby-joseph-gif-27225962

[celest zephyr]

Toronto had a golden opportunity to be first

Have to be the favourite rn

And ofc they’ll somehow blow their assets getting depth and defensemen at the trade deadline

It’s the leafs classic

[robust grotto]

Brother not to pump the tires but yes, I believe the same

[rustic ore]

I got Lions but I'm ready to be surprised by GB

Especially if Watson is healthy

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1707526395780338128?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

This is how you show up to an NFL game - #Lions Benito Jones 👀

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Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 10:43 PM

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-lions-roary-lions-lets-go-lions-lions-win-gif-2551982106396644453

[rustic ore]

Watson just go updated to healthy, regular season debut tonight

Should be fun

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/hockey_samurai/status/1707434996036772345?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

The Hockey Samurai 侍 (@hockey_samurai)

On Sept 28th, 1972 a nation stood still. Game 8: Canada vs USSR. Nothing like it has happened in Canada since. Students watched together in schools & downtown workers crammed department stores. Toronto reported almost no crime, accidents & fires during the game. Nation building.

Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 4:40 PM

I wish I got to experience that type of hockey. Nothing will ever come close

[trim timber]

Almost no crime?

[celest zephyr]

It’s Toronto there’s always something

[rustic ore]

Like being a Leafs fan

[celest zephyr]

i ran and bring 1st

[short flame]

Reminds of times in Colombia where there not being a murder in a city during a football day was called a miracle because there was always murders in that place

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/1707543855267266956

Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes)

B/R Sources: Inside the messy divorce between Damian Lillard and Portland Trail Blazers: “How this summer played out behind the scenes definitely left a sour taste in my mouth.” https://t.co/7R7pfanZPj

Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 11:52 PM

https://twitter.com/TomerAzarly/status/1707544874218819948

Tomer Azarly (@TomerAzarly)

@ChrisBHaynes Cronin went from saying they’d always want him here to this. Wow…

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Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 11:56 PM

[dim ledge]

What the hell happened here?

https://vxtwitter.com/YankeeSource/status/1707539315918524719?t=kYpa_KkHfccqESXN4Qw2HA&s=19

Why is he mad

What

[hasty mesa]

Goff time

[versed forge]

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1707549248760197621?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[hasty mesa]

Pick…..

[smoky fable]

Pick

[rustic ore]

Goff INT

[hasty mesa]

Really bad throw

[smoky fable]

Welp

[dawn tapir]

lol

[versed forge]

Wow

Cmon goff

[robust grotto]

He’s mad bc that call is senile

[hasty mesa]

C’mon guy

[dim ledge]

Oh ok Angel Hernandez is the ref

[hasty mesa]

He tried to force something

Bad int

Especially early

[rustic ore]

“Shocked the hell” wow, never thought I’d see Al talk off the cuff

Sack

Hutchinson

[robust grotto]

Yes

[hasty mesa]

Hutchinson is so cool

Love watching him play

[versed forge]

He’s so good

[smoky fable]

Lions holding to a field goal

[versed forge]

Nice

[rustic ore]

Still can’t believe Jags passed up on him

[hasty mesa]

It’ll be a field goal

Good job Lions D

[rustic ore]

Actually wait. I can believe, because Trent Baalke is a clown

Ford you had 1 series, how you already need oxygen?

[weak gull]

He just came to it late

[smoky fable]

Walker pick doesn’t look good

[weak gull]

That was it, it was open if he threw it on the break

[dim ledge]

DETROIT TIME 🗣️

[rustic ore]

I won’t deny he has a high ceiling but you banked athleticism vs actual college production and so far have chosen poorly

[smoky fable]

Never liked developmental athletic pass rushers

Only one I know that succeeded was Rashan Gary

Recent note

[rustic ore]

Yup

Nice run Gibbs

[versed forge]

Nice

[rustic ore]

“He thrusts forward” Al feeling zesty tonight

Gosh Montgomery is slow

I don’t remember him being this slow

Laporta!

[hasty mesa]

LAPORTA

Legend man

[versed forge]

LETS GO

https://tenor.com/view/tj-hockenson-detroit-lions-forward-gif-14849913

[weak gull]

LAGOATA

[rustic ore]

TD!

[hasty mesa]

TOUCHDOWN

AMON RA

[rustic ore]

Goff to St Brown

[hasty mesa]

SUN GOD

[versed forge]

[hasty mesa]

Very nice drive

[weak gull]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-boys-good-driving-will-smith-thats-how-you-supposed-to-drive-from-now-on-gif-17225832

[hasty mesa]

Goffense

https://tenor.com/view/los-angeles-rams-jared-goff-goff-goffense-pizza-gif-12554203

[rustic ore]

Sack

[celest zephyr]

Use Montgomery for free candy Goff

[proud coyote]

when it's a check swing, they'll sometimes direct the call on whether the batter swung or not to the third or first base umpire since they have a better view. Angel Hernandez was the third base ump and... made the wrong call

not even close to a swing

[versed forge]

That lions defense is too good

[hasty mesa]

Isaiah Buggs is such a cool name for a DLineman

Shout-out Lions D for having some dawgs

[rustic ore]

Dangerous throw

[hasty mesa]

Oof

Bad throw

[versed forge]

Almost picked off

[hasty mesa]

Lions are gonna run away with this if Love can’t handle this D

[celest zephyr]

Jordan love

[hasty mesa]

Oh

[rustic ore]

3 and out but a flag

[hasty mesa]

He tried to be Mahomes

[versed forge]

Lmao

[rustic ore]

Flag on GB

[celest zephyr]

Bro think he Ryan Goffling

[hasty mesa]

Holding

[rustic ore]

Good stop Detroit

Packers O-lineman hurt

[hasty mesa]

This isn’t good for Green Bay

[weak gull]

SECONDARY LOCKED IN TODAY

[versed forge]

Detroit looking great on both sides of the ball

🫡

[hasty mesa]

Lions are gonna actually win the division

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/buffalo-sabres-tage-thompson-sabres-sabres-goal-sabres-win-gif-27334789

[rustic ore]

False start I think

Yup

[rustic ore]

Boy I misread that badly

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1707554729323008437

[celest zephyr]

David Montgomery you better get a td

[celest zephyr]

Well well well

Least salty Green Bay resident

[rustic ore]

Was smiling as they did it it seems

Sad

[versed forge]

Should get banned from the stadium cause of that

That’s so lame 👎

[celest zephyr]

STOP USINF GIBBS

[rustic ore]

Nice ball to Reynolds

[weak gull]

???

[rustic ore]

Fantasy

They have Mont

[weak gull]

Ah lol

Ain’t even think about it

Fantasy leaves my mind when it’s my lions

[rustic ore]

Nice run

[celest zephyr]

Yes

Do that 5 more times

[rustic ore]

Stuffed

1st down though

[celest zephyr]

W MONT

https://tenor.com/view/franky-one-piece-super-dance-roblox-gif-25430145

[rustic ore]

Jeez Goff

Slide

[celest zephyr]

Goff ur not Brady stop running

[rustic ore]

Stuffed

Walker is really developing well for GB

[celest zephyr]

Montgomery or hold Eminem hostage

.

Brev

[rustic ore]

TD Mont

[hasty mesa]

Monty TD

[smoky fable]

Monty TD

[hasty mesa]

Goff looks in CONTROL of this Lions offense

[smoky fable]

glad I have him for fantasy

[celest zephyr]

RAHHH

RAHHHHHH

[hasty mesa]

Really exciting stuff for Detroit

[weak gull]

https://tenor.com/view/jared-goff-jared-goff-lions-detroit-lions-gif-27371741

[hasty mesa]

They win the North and we in for a fun Playoff game(s)

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-slayer-doomguy-doom-this-pointing-up-gif-15964499

[hasty mesa]

eliminate Cowboys from playoffs please

[rustic ore]

I just can’t get used to seeing Kickers and Punter with numbers outside of 1-19

In the NFL I mean

Dangerous throw again

[hasty mesa]

Good read but too high

[rustic ore]

Should’ve been picked

Yeah

[hasty mesa]

Love is nervous

Bad for Greenbay

[rustic ore]

I would be too, he’s got like 3 back ups in rn on his O-line

Even if the Detroit front 7 isn’t great it’s more than good enough to give him trouble tonight

Wow

What a catch

[hasty mesa]

What a catch holy crap

[smoky fable]

Reynolds

Oh Jaire is out

[hasty mesa]

One handed

[rustic ore]

And Stokes

Nice end around

[hasty mesa]

Raymond

[smoky fable]

Packers look overmatched

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

[smoky fable]

No chance if their offense can’t score

[rustic ore]

Johnson trying to get an HC job in the offseason

[hasty mesa]

They’re gonna lose in Lambeau tonight

[smoky fable]

Have fun in Chicago Ben

[proud coyote]

Love looking shaky as ever

still not at all confident in him as a QB

[celest zephyr]

Lions bowl

[rustic ore]

Let’s wait and see. They came back from 17-0 in the 4th last week

[hasty mesa]

Yeah still a lot of game

But 21-3 in the first

Sorry 14-3

[rustic ore]

Nice stand GB but a flag

On Detroit

[smoky fable]

Hold

[rustic ore]

Replay 3rd

Ballsy

[smoky fable]

Td throw to Reynolds right here

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/bradytrett/status/1707559758742335881?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[hasty mesa]

Interesting call

[rustic ore]

Incomplete

Good stand GB

[smoky fable]

Costly penalty

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/peteblackburn/status/1707551276194578661?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[rustic ore]

Good

[robust grotto]

Penguins fans doing what they know best

[rustic ore]

17-3

PICK

[smoky fable]

Rough

Tipped and picked

[versed forge]

💀

[weak gull]

BOYS

DETROIT LIONS

[rustic ore]

Tough run

[smoky fable]

I did not think Montgomery would get this many Carries after he came back from injury

Td

[rustic ore]

TD Mont

[rustic ore]

They were the ones who decided to pay him big money

[weak gull]

https://tenor.com/view/lions-football-gif-24525468

[short flame]

Commentator just said Tampa may want commie while vasi is out, please no send the other guy

Our season is looking less and less bright and it hasn’t even started

[simple seal]

Orioles 1 inning away from a 100 win season and their 1st division title in 9 years

[robust grotto]

Can they please sign Halak

[celest zephyr]

I’m gonna cream

[short flame]

If commie goes maybe we get halak

[smoky fable]

There’s Aaron Jones

Damn

[rustic ore]

Yeesh, what a tackle

[short flame]

I guess benson can play pro because I don’t trust Jost or greenway on the first line

[smoky fable]

https://x.com/andyhermannfl/status/1707562641693049242?s=46

Andy Herman (@AndyHermanNFL)

Aaron Jones gets the ball for the first time when the Packers are down 24-3.

Twitter · Sep 29, 2023, 1:07 AM

[rustic ore]

3 and out

[rustic ore]

It’s become an iconic number for QBs

[hasty mesa]

Lol

[simple seal]

Lions pounding

[dim kettle]

The Packers. The fuck?

[hasty mesa]

@weak gull how you feeling

[simple seal]

No ARod to save their ass lol

[celest zephyr]

Not even Fraudgers

[short flame]

Because I also don’t see Peterka or okpokun lasting long on the first line and we don’t have any other right wingers

[hasty mesa]

I mean at this point 12 should be league retired for QBs

[dim kettle]

I suddenly don't feel like shit for seeing the Bucs get roasted by the Eagles. At least it took 3-4 quarters to allow the Eagles to score 25 points.

[celest zephyr]

When Shedeur gets drafted hes gonna wear 12 watch

[short flame]

@robust grotto any right wingers you want to get rid of?

[simple seal]

https://twitter.com/Orioles/status/1707562447085670889?t=nf4bhfyXRP4W6721qRkgRg&s=19

Baltimore Orioles (@Orioles)

Beasts of the East.

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Twitter · Sep 29, 2023, 1:06 AM

[proud coyote]

curt schilling

[simple seal]

Its Joever

[dim kettle]

They were facing the Red Sox. It was basically over.

[celest zephyr]

Sadly divisional round exits

[short flame]

Is he good? We need someone for the first line

[rustic ore]

We got 8, 8, 9, 4, 5, 7, 16, 17, 5/10, 2/8, 1, 17, 15, 10, 10, 3, 16, 10, 1, 8, 6, 4/2, 9, 9, 8, 4, 1, 14, 13, 9, 9/1, and 7 rn for QBs in the game

[proud coyote]

he's a right winger I want to get rid of

[robust grotto]

We have a huge RW issue at the club. We traded our best one away 2 years ago for a bag of ice and never recovered since

[dim kettle]

Still find it funny that the O's basically did the rebuild better than the Jays with Vlad Jr

[celest zephyr]

Still in denial that the Yankees r ass

[rustic ore]

And yes I have something wrong with me mentally for listing all of these

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/ortiz-yankees-lose-jankees-jankees-lose-gif-15342961

[short flame]

Oh god I’m in panic mode, our season may be over

[robust grotto]

Oh my!

[dim kettle]

Don't worry. Cowboy and Hab fans also think this way.

[short flame]

Tuchy is out

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-celebrando-carrera-jonron-home-run-gif-15417206

[robust grotto]

OH NO

benson LW?

[short flame]

Yeah LW

[dim kettle]

My brother still gets angry if I dare say Altuve's name.

[short flame]

We need a RW

[smoky fable]

Is he a Yankees fan

[dim kettle]

Yeah.

[short flame]

Let me check Savoie

[celest zephyr]

Who’s Yordaddy

[rustic ore]

GB finally forces a punt

[dim kettle]

I remember just how dead inside my brother's face was when he hit that walkoff to the WS

[short flame]

Nope he’s a center

[smoky fable]

Oh wow

[celest zephyr]

Allat money and no bullpen

[smoky fable]

That was almost a disaster

Packers got it

[rustic ore]

Is that Packers ball?

[hasty mesa]

Lucky

Why the hell do you try to catch that bounce

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[rustic ore]

Reed is a moron, just fair catch

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[smoky fable]

Last guy got it

[simple seal]

From 108 Ls in 2019 to 100+ Ws in 2023

[hasty mesa]

Very lucky

Someone is gonna be drilled all week

[celest zephyr]

Orioles r frauds

[hasty mesa]

On special teams

[dim kettle]

Yep. How to do a rebuild. RIGHT, WHITE SOX!

[simple seal]

Cope

[celest zephyr]

Come back to this when the Astros sweep the orioles

[rustic ore]

Love is begging for trouble

[smoky fable]

He’s got no time at all

[rustic ore]

Prob should’ve been a hold

[smoky fable]

Hutchinson blew that up immediately

[smoky fable]

Thought it would have been called

[dim kettle]

I don't think the O's will go far. Took the Astros a few years to get to the WS. O's roster is gonna be a scary one for years to come.

[smoky fable]

Future is good for them

[dim kettle]

They'll do enough to take down the Yanks every year. And when the Yanks lose, America wins

[rustic ore]

Detroit flag

1st down GB

Instant penetration

Oh he was unblocked

[celest zephyr]

Green Bay

This is just sad

[hasty mesa]

This Lions D

[rustic ore]

Love pulled a Wilson there

[hasty mesa]

Is solid

[celest zephyr]

How did the saints lose to this?

[hasty mesa]

Yep

[rustic ore]

Cause Carr got hurt

[hasty mesa]

This is like

The 4th 3rd and a mile?

[celest zephyr]

Jordan love is an out route merchant

[hasty mesa]

Man finally completed a solid throw

[rustic ore]

Wow, a nice throw and catch

[smoky fable]

But it’s 4th down

[hasty mesa]

At the wrong time

[rustic ore]

Now let’s see if they can get a nice punt

[smoky fable]

Punt coming

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

[celest zephyr]

Lions Defensive Coordinator

[hasty mesa]

Hutchinson and that Dline having a party

They’re an exciting bunch

[celest zephyr]

Hutchinson was always the number one pick

[weak gull]

Glenn still on the fence for me

[celest zephyr]

Is locking up Mahomes not enough

You could have the broncos DC

[dim kettle]

This is the difference between the Lions and the Saints. The Lions know how to score points while Love is being ass.

[hasty mesa]

Hutchinson is the best Edge of that draft

Meanwhile me with Thibs

Who hasn’t done jack yet

[celest zephyr]

The rest of your line besides sexy dexy is trash

[hasty mesa]

Leo is fine

Just not flashy

But yeah shoutout Dex

Getting his pressures as usual

[celest zephyr]

Cant wait for next weeks tank bowl!

[hasty mesa]

Lolol

That photo of Campbell and Goff

[smoky fable]

These TNF games suck

[dim kettle]

In other news, water is wet.

[celest zephyr]

TNF should’ve been like idk giants Seahawks

[hasty mesa]

Prime time has been mid this yeah so far

[rustic ore]

Al not know a Step Brothers reference makes me sad

[hasty mesa]

No

Get DJ off prime time

Please

He can’t handle the lights

[dim kettle]

The only TNF game that matters is the Bills and Bucs on my birthday. I can't lose. Either the Bucs pull the upset or Josh Allens beats the shit out of my team.

[robust grotto]

I think we need more Kirk Cousins on primetime

[celest zephyr]

Latter

[robust grotto]

Your thoughts

[hasty mesa]

You know what’s about to happen

[dim kettle]

i'd gladly take Allen kicking my team's ass

[celest zephyr]

Eagles game but worse since the bills mafia has no faith in the squad

[hasty mesa]

Btw

Shoutout to Lions for running it on 3rd and 1

Like a normal team

[celest zephyr]

Fr

[hasty mesa]

All these offenses trying to be fancy

[rustic ore]

I mean, not to diminish their W by any means but no Kelce and his WRs kept dropping everything, especially Toney

[hasty mesa]

Like the hell

Run the ball

[celest zephyr]

Lions didn’t have Kelce

[rustic ore]

But they did have St Brown

[smoky fable]

Some teams don’t have the line

[rustic ore]

And their receivers were catching things

[celest zephyr]

St brown just him

[rustic ore]

Oof

[hasty mesa]

Bad drop by Laporta

[rustic ore]

Bad drop LaPorta

[smoky fable]

Damn

Good throw too

[celest zephyr]

Laporta get ready to learn Chinese buddy

[hasty mesa]

Wide open

[celest zephyr]

Sun god

[hasty mesa]

Ye

[rustic ore]

Great play St Brown

[hasty mesa]

Cool dude

[celest zephyr]

St Brown is like diggs but unproblematic

[hasty mesa]

Lions are fun to root for

Poverty franchise finally having a spark

Ready to win the division

[celest zephyr]

Bills used to be fun to root for but now it’s just constant January pain

[hasty mesa]

GOFF

Great extension of play

[rustic ore]

Wow

[smoky fable]

Nice catch

[hasty mesa]

Fires to Laporta

Wow

[rustic ore]

What a play

[smoky fable]

Make up

[celest zephyr]

Goff is top 5

[hasty mesa]

Goff is someone to trust

Love to see it

[rustic ore]

Should’ve been a sack, instead highlight play

[hasty mesa]

Yep

Solid QB play

[celest zephyr]

Would rather have a Jared Goff on my team than a Aaron Rodgers

[robust grotto]

Ngl I thought Goff was a bust

[hasty mesa]

Jared Goff is blue Kirk Cousins?

[rustic ore]

If you are a TE you better be a badass to warrant wearing 87

[celest zephyr]

Primetime Demon tho

[hasty mesa]

Laporta is actually good

Good in fantasy too lol

[celest zephyr]

Laporta needs an offense like the 9ers

[rustic ore]

Rare to see rookie TEs make an immediate impact. Been sorely missed

[celest zephyr]

Brock Bowers

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[rustic ore]

Nah he’s doing fine rn

[weak gull]

Laporta looks fine in the offense lol

[hasty mesa]

Laporta is in a good situation

[celest zephyr]

I don’t know what the lions are missing but it feels like they missing something

[hasty mesa]

They’re a playoff team

[weak gull]

Looks like the best rookie tight end

[hasty mesa]

It’s clear to me

[rustic ore]

Consistent pass rush

[weak gull]

Jamo, someone to stretch the field

[rustic ore]

They have Hutchinson and not much else

[smoky fable]

Was about to say this

[hasty mesa]

Why are they talking about my Giants

For Little Caesars

[celest zephyr]

Alvin kamara in Detroit would feed families

[hasty mesa]

Have we fallen so low

[rustic ore]

Raymond can stretch the field, he’s just not anywhere near the WR Williams is

Easy run for Mont

[celest zephyr]

Yeah

Now all I need is for Boyd to go off

And I basically win fantasy

[hasty mesa]

I started Musgravr in fantasy

Rip me

[smoky fable]

Mike Lafleur looks like he wants to cry

[hasty mesa]

Unless garbage time points

[smoky fable]

Rough

[celest zephyr]

HHhah rip

Sorry eman but I need to beat you this week

[smoky fable]

He’s good but love has been bad

[celest zephyr]

Nothing personal

[hasty mesa]

You’re too stacked I think this week is a loss for me

[rustic ore]

Love too scared behind his O-line full of back ups, sad to see

[hasty mesa]

Which is fine

[rustic ore]

RB slipped

Here comes FG

[smoky fable]

Rashan Gary has been the best player for the packers

[celest zephyr]

lets goooooo we back in business baby

gary is a beast

[rustic ore]

Easily

Kid is a stud

[celest zephyr]

mf is that a Shanghai brooks pfp

canada brooks smh

Ni hao

[rustic ore]

Oof

Musgrave concussion

[hasty mesa]

Concussion protocol

[celest zephyr]

Put me in coach

[hasty mesa]

Musgravr

Great

There goes my week

[celest zephyr]

Last time it was 27-3?

I don’t know.

sorry mariners but i need y'all to lose four in a row

[smoky fable]

Rough

[celest zephyr]

Astros please win out

i honestly couldn't care less

Our manager is so buns now

just need one of the three to suck

[simple seal]

Marlins take the lead in the 9th

[celest zephyr]

as a jays fan i just need the dubs

[rustic ore]

Love

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/pessi-gif-21021836

[simple seal]

I want the Astros and Cubs to miss out lol

[dim kettle]

Cubs don't deserve a spot at this point.

[simple seal]

Cubs are on their way

[celest zephyr]

Cubs r dook

[celest zephyr]

gotta love the pain

i just need the jays to make the postseason

whoever has to lose id c

[simple seal]

Braves are clowning them

[celest zephyr]

So now he makes throws? Ok bud

[rustic ore]

Finally a good pass

[dim kettle]

This is after blowing multiple run leads in the 8th

What are Cub fans gonna use to say they're cursed now?

[rustic ore]

GB still has 7 seconds, enough time to take 1 quick shot to get into FG range

DPI

[weak gull]

Bastards

[dim kettle]

I'd recommend being like the NY Rangers and use "every 107 years the Cubs win a WS title."

[rustic ore]

But not enough time to take an FG

So here comes Hail Mary

[proud coyote]

Watson finally got a target huh

[rustic ore]

Sack

27-3 to the half

[proud coyote]

woof

[weak gull]

Guys

I’m so happy

[proud coyote]

packers fans come crashing down to earth

[rustic ore]

Nice to see my Bucs aint the only ones with shit depth

[celest zephyr]

montgomery eating good

[rustic ore]

He’s had enough, feed Gibbs

Only fair

[celest zephyr]

laporta doing well knew he'd be a good pickup

[hasty mesa]

Well here’s one fun thing

Giants are beating the Packers

[proud coyote]

don't speak too soon...

[rustic ore]

3 and 1 with a division victory is a very nice place to be the 1st Q of the season

[dim kettle]

Difference though. The Bucs can cry with an SB title. The Packers only have their melted cheese and dreams of what once was.

[rustic ore]

Very true

[hasty mesa]

What’s the average shelf life of Super Bowl copium

[dim ledge]

@versed forge this some bullshit

I want a refund

(I was never gonna play him anyway)

[dim kettle]

IDK dude. But I spent over 15 years seeing shit Buc teams to give a crap.

[hasty mesa]

I’m mad I started Musgravr

But TEs don’t win fantasy

And I’m hoping he has better days

[rustic ore]

You got Cowboys fans still cradling their’s from the 90s vs Jets fans bitching despite their’s from the 60s

So give or take somewhere between 30-60 years

[versed forge]

https://x.com/fieldyates/status/1707572146761838876?s=46&t=VgtdmLcss_otbGta-RT9bg

Field Yates (@FieldYates)

First half output:

Lions: 284 total yards of offense

Packers: 20 total yards of offense

Twitter · Sep 29, 2023, 1:44 AM

[versed forge]

Damn bro im sorry

[haughty moss]

Packers are ass

[dim kettle]

All I know is. I spent my late childhood and all my teen years seeing shit football. I'll cope with my SB title as long as I like to.

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1707572215024164876

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

It was all AJ Dillon in the backfield for the #Packers the last half of the second quarter. Aaron Jones had a wrap on his leg between series and no indication he was close to being sent back in. Could be playing it safe with his hamstring at this point. We'll see what 2H brings.

Twitter · Sep 29, 2023, 1:45 AM

[smoky fable]

I think the two picks were throws to him

They just never connected

[rustic ore]

I’m right there with you 🍻

[celest zephyr]

with whatever the raptors call roster management i'll be sinking into the marianas trench with my championship

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamMKaufman/status/1707480423113105587

Adam Kaufman (@AdamMKaufman)

Malcolm Brogdon was reportedly "pissed" about nearly being traded in June. Brad Stevens has said the situation's been addressed. Now, again reportedly, Brogdon's right back in trade rumors for Jrue Holiday. If he was upset before and reassured, #Celtics may have to move him now.

Likes

780

Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 7:40 PM

[smoky fable]

Jrue> Malcolm Brogdon

[dim kettle]

Happy to know that the Packers are really proving me right about their organization being second-rate. Take away the elite QB and suddenly things like, not investing on WR depth in the 1st round makes the Pack look like clowns.

[smoky fable]

Been a good twenty years for them

[rustic ore]

30

3 SB appearances, 2 wins

Spoiled franchise when compared to most

They can go back to being shit like they were in the 70s-80s

[dim kettle]

The only memorable thing the Packers did in the 70s/80s was that one asshole destroying Jim McMahon's shoulder for no reason.

[rustic ore]

Feel bad for McMahon, his life got majorly wrecked cause of playing when he did

Migraines all the time, has to wear special sunglasses even in doors to protect against headaches

Also regularly gets a chiro work because of some kind of fluid on his brains that he has to get adjustment to flush out

[smoky fable]

That was an injury from his childhood I thought

[dim kettle]

The CTE added on top of that

[smoky fable]

He shot a toy gun at his eye

Oh the CTE

Damn

https://twitter.com/PFF_NateJahnke/status/1707572725294723204

Nathan Jahnke (@PFF_NateJahnke)

Packers offense in the first half

Twitter · Sep 29, 2023, 1:47 AM

AJ Dillon

Certified route runner

[dim kettle]

Football Gods were like, "Yeah, you'll have one of the most dominant runs to an SB in NFL history, but a lot of you won't make it alive past 2000." Cruel fate

[rustic ore]

He’s honestly really solid

[slow violet]

This could easily be 70-3 or 51-3 if the lions didn't take their foot off the gas lol

[rustic ore]

Break my heart how Sweetness went out, no one deserves to suffer like that

Wow, LaPorta off to one of the hottest starts of any rookie TE ever

Most receptions by a rookie TE through their first 4 starts all time

[smoky fable]

Not the best company to be in if you see the names

But he’s good

[rustic ore]

Oh wow, a 1st down

[smoky fable]

Congratulations packers

Hey look it’s Watson

[rustic ore]

Wide open

[smoky fable]

Hospital ball there

[rustic ore]

Yup

Flag

[smoky fable]

Hate those

[slow violet]

How is that a flag

[smoky fable]

Illegal use of hands to the face

[slow violet]

ah ok not bad , i thoguht it was for the hit

[rustic ore]

Hutch got too high

With his hands

[smoky fable]

What was that pass

He skied that

[rustic ore]

Oof

Had him too

[smoky fable]

He was open

Throws to the boundary aren’t easy, but that’s not it

[honest umbra]

He was open wow

[smoky fable]

Aaron Jones is the offense

[rustic ore]

Shocked that wasn’t called for block to the back

[smoky fable]

Helmet to helmet?

[rustic ore]

Also flag

[smoky fable]

Oh no

[rustic ore]

Lions player hurt

Branch