When the cowboys lose. America wins 
#sports
narrow zodiac
celest zephyr
70 points 
celest zephyr
When the cowboys lose. America wins <:NamiPray:661055694476410910>
How did Russ cook today eh?
narrow zodiac
Burger King nuggets that’s what he cooked
dim ledge
Yeah he did
rustic ore
smoky fable
They’ll still lose enough games for MHJ
dim ledge
How ya feelin monster?
narrow zodiac
Omg
rustic ore
https://tenor.com/view/giolaboman-whopper-whopper-burger-king-meme-song-gif-1482...
I know you can hear this @dim ledge
smoky fable
How ya feelin monster?
I’m content with the direction of the franchise.
It’ll suck to lose the coordinators though
celest zephyr
Baker mayfield will get extended for five more years
celest zephyr
Bears fans talked mad shit to lose like this
dim ledge
Someone who lost money to betting apps I'm sure
rustic ore
Baker mayfield will get extended for five more years
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves
haughty moss
Dallas really gon lose lmaoo
hollow wind
Dunno if I could watch a Denver vs Chicago game lol
hollow wind
How much of this is due to the Diggs injury
They were having red zone issues even with Diggs. They just couldn’t put 7 points on the board enough
They had opportunities
versed forge
celest zephyr
what bears fan is still out there talking shit?
I meant the offseason. It’s just funny to see them get run over like this
hollow wind
Lmao
celest zephyr
No in Washington
proud coyote
I don't want him to be good
smoky fable
Why
proud coyote
because it makes us look worse
smoky fable
Oh
celest zephyr
Tbh it was a tossup either way
hollow wind
My boy CJs on track to win ORotY
celest zephyr
What would make us look worse is if lance works out for the cowboys
hollow wind
Mhm
rustic ore
because it makes us look worse
Cause of Lance?
dim ledge
celest zephyr
Eh oroty isn’t as biased
proud coyote
Cause of Lance?
yes lol
rustic ore
Don’t look now but suddenly Achane is a serious contender for OROTY
proud coyote
now people can't say "they should have picked fields!"
torn gale
Lol cowboys
smoky fable
Don’t look now but suddenly Achane is a serious contender for OROTY
It feels like the year of rookie tight ends
Kincaid, Laporta, musgrave
They’ve all been good
Doesn’t happen
dim ledge
He needs to start feeding the dog
Idk I was gonna make a joke about us being in a relationship but I'm on too many cold meds to create one
So just pretend I was funny. Ty
What the hell? @smoky fable
https://twitter.com/statmuse/status/1706089216357085371?t=NhErEirTn_2Zcf4EAjujiQ&s=19
Are you guys unironically the cowboys' bogey team
short flame
Not that guy 
rustic ore
dim kettle
Stephen A found something funnier than his pitch attempt at Yankees Stadium
short flame
not funny
storm hinge
What the hell happened 
dim kettle
Twitter
smoky fable
Are you guys unironically the cowboys' bogey team
Kind of.
dim kettle
I just saw highlights on NFL primetime. Evans literally drops a pick, lands into a Chargers receiver’s hand for a TD. That’s the Vikings defense in a nutshell
celest zephyr
Broncos should just delete everything
smoky fable
DC goes first
celest zephyr
Holy shit Washington hahaha I probably lost pickem this week with that pick
dim kettle
Just fire the GM already. Everything starts with him
narrow zodiac
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1706086472657391859?t=DPCYMyifBzf6-QodYGl-P...
The tradition is back 
modest totem
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1706086472657391859?t=DPCYMyifBzf6-QodYGl-P...
Finally 
❤️
simple seal
dim kettle
Better than Black Kirk Cousins. hmmmm
celest zephyr
They will
I’m confident
Ngl i could see the niners going like 16-1
They’ll probably bottle a loss or two or maybe even three to worse teams
Probably going to split with Seattle, ravens and bengals could take a game off
Beyond the cowboys and eagles I really don’t see a legit case for them to lose a game
robust grotto
B E A R S FOOTBALL
hollow wind
https://fixupx.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1706095670552150313?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-...
This is so sad 😭
Dude's soul is broken
dim kettle
Pre Season hockey is fun.
hasty mesa
I’ll never downplay him again
Conner is nuts this season
Arizona in general is balling!
Happy for you
I feel like you're closer to fixing your team than the rest of the league thinks
celest zephyr
Tbh I think they are fine
It was kinda overblown
And kyler is a pretty good qb
Hopkins never really made a whole lot of sense cap wise for this season
And given that no one really traded for that contract clearly looks like other teams agreed also
smoky fable
Hopkins never really made a whole lot of sense cap wise for this season
He’ll be miserable with that money with the titans
TD raiders
Peterson was a tad late tracking that ball
honest umbra
Peterson was a tad late tracking that ball
Why did he flail 5 secs late?
smoky fable
Flag
short flame
https://fixupx.com/NHLFlames/status/1706106616863404258?s=20
Is this pre season?
dim kettle
Yep. And pre season hockey is fun rn
short flame
Ok now I’m even more confused
But yeah it’s fun
Got to see benson score his first goal
haughty moss
https://fixupx.com/RedditCFB/status/1706108256815579443?s=20
LMAOO
slate lance
Did he just say big dick saquon
hasty mesa
celest zephyr
https://fixupx.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1706116535683538965?s=20
Idk man that’s fair
torn gale
We narrowly escaped
celest zephyr
Zero clue what the grab was for man
torn gale
Glad I can make fun of the cowgirls with this
celest zephyr
The play is pretty much over
dim ledge
https://twitter.com/OldTakesExposed/status/1706070874594423292?t=qQ0TATAdde-sd25...
to be fair
they didnt specify who it'd be fun for
rustic ore
they didnt specify who it'd be fun for
rustic ore
Raiders driving
dawn tapir
Josh McDaniels is a horrible coach
rustic ore
TD Raiders
Adams runs the most disgusting routes, my goodness
Dude damn near be playing street ball at times
2 point try good
23-15 Steelers
dawn tapir
Adams runs the most disgusting routes, my goodness
yeah adams is still great
stiff coyote
wait are the raiders losing?
dayum
i thought they was going to win
oh they close thou
Raiders still have hope
stiff coyote
thats going to cost them alot
I just Adams and Josh Jacobs to win some man
cmon man
what was that throw
stiff coyote
I would just do it
smoky fable
FG again
rustic ore
FG good, 23-18 PIT
stiff coyote
i though they had 1 timout
rustic ore
Ballsy as hell but if the LV D gets a stop
I mean from what I see on the TV they have 3 and PIT has 2
stiff coyote
well they best get a good stop
stiff coyote
also, what do yall think about my rams tomorrow
dim kettle
I'm still not 100% on the Rams bandwagon yet. But it was a hard pick. Depends on Burrow.
rustic ore
I am very doubtful
dim kettle
Picked them. But I always pick the Bucs. But the Eagles haven't exactly been great either.
stiff coyote
LMAO
rustic ore
INT, game
dim kettle
IDK what's more sad. The Raiders terrible defense allowing the awful Steelers offense to score 23 points. Or the Steelers offense only scoring 23 on the Raiders defense.
stiff coyote
Both?
dim kettle
Glad I didn't watch all of this game. Pre season hockey was more fun.
dim kettle
B-But Siren. Jimmy G was good enough to win many games for the 49ers.
stiff coyote
***B-But Siren. Jimmy G was good enough to win many games for the 49ers.***
lmao who said this
dim kettle
Literally, almost every Niner fan I talked to on Twitter when Lance was sitting his rookie year
Yeah, Jimmy G was definitely so much better than the QB you gave up a lot to get.
dawn tapir
chiefs and jets next sunday night. i wonder what will happen 
dim kettle
NY fans really need to stop saying "things can't get worse"
honest umbra
Why did the raiders kick the FG instead of going for the TD and the 2 point?
celest zephyr
chiefs and jets next sunday night. i wonder what will happen <:330:6820486781855...
40-3 chiefs
honest umbra
They literally went for it on 4th in the first quarter and can’t do it in the fourth?
modest totem
This day has high highs and low lows... Dallas L, Raiders L, I won a bet on the Packers game... but like 🥲
dim kettle
Jets defense is good enough to keep it close by it'd be like 21-10 because Wilson and offense just sucks dick.
celest zephyr
Broncos are just a torture device now
dim kettle
Just the Broncos?
modest totem
Who decided that?
Maybe Denver will win!
celest zephyr
Like usual
honest umbra
Maybe fields will look good against Denver
honest umbra
Maybe Denver will win!
Maybe!
celest zephyr
It’s going to be the ugliest game this season
dim kettle
And somehow the Broncos lose to the Bears because there's no rock bottom in Broncos Country.
celest zephyr
Wouldn’t be shocked if it was 10-3
dim kettle
Seriously, it's been a dreadful week of football.
Are elite receivers just not allowed to be on good teams this year!?
dawn tapir
fired during season coach Nathaniel Hackett's 2022 broncos first three games 2-1. Sean Payton's 2023 broncos first three games 0-3 
dim kettle
You aren't firing Payton. But the GM should be gone and the DC should be gone.
dawn tapir
You aren't firing Payton. But the GM should be gone and the DC should be gone.
and russ?
honest umbra
**Are elite receivers just not allowed to be on good teams this year!?**
What about hill?
dim kettle
Exceptions here and there
honest umbra
Jefferson just plays on the Vikings
And Allen on chargers
That’s not their fault
They are on cursed franchises
dim kettle
Hill and the Phins are about to be arrested anyways for murder.
dim kettle
They are on cursed franchises
That's a fancy way of saying "stupid/bad"
You can argue the Chargers are cursed and I can counter that by saying Brandon Staley is their HC.
dim kettle
BTW HE DID IT AGAIN!
honest umbra
And idk why they didn’t just ground the ball instead of wasting 30 secs
restive vector
Absolutely embarrassing game today
dim kettle
Losing to the Cards I bet
restive vector
Cowboys
honest umbra
Commanders?
restive vector
lost to cards
honest umbra
Cowboys?
celest zephyr
Good
honest umbra
Good
restive vector
dawn tapir
commanders at least lost to a very good team in the bills and we beat the cards lol
celest zephyr
It’s okay they’ll be fine
honest umbra
And eagles play tomorrow?
rustic mountain
You're in my boat Azua, people are happier when ya lose
celest zephyr
Yeh
slate lance
SOME OF YALL TEAMS REALLY NOT 3-0 😂😂😂😂😂🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾
honest umbra
Who’s team is 3-0?
celest zephyr
Cowboys fans are just insufferable no matter how bad the team is
Patriots fans were cuz they were good
dim kettle
Yeah, I'm not counting on the Bucs being 3-0. But those Eagles almost let the Vikings and Pats come back the last 2 games. It's not gonna be an easy one.
restive vector
You're in my boat Azua, people are happier when ya lose
Its rough
honest umbra
Still think eagles win
slate lance
Buccs can definitely do it
honest umbra
Idk don’t think they have looked that bad
celest zephyr
Just dolphins and niners right now
slate lance
Remember the commanders game from last year
dim kettle
He said Buccs. 
dawn tapir
do the bears fire Matt Eberflus mid season if they still haven't won a game by then?
honest umbra
They haven’t even gotten aj brown involved that much and still doing ok
restive vector
There IS another cowboys fan that talks here but I forgot who it is
dim kettle
do the bears fire Matt Eberflus mid season if they still haven't won a game by t...
Fire all of them now.
celest zephyr
Bucs eagles with a shot
smoky fable
do the bears fire Matt Eberflus mid season if they still haven't won a game by t...
They’ll do it end of the season
rustic mountain
Through 2 dynasties and 6 super bowls, I alone am the hated one
celest zephyr
Nah I hate the cowboys more
hasty mesa
Dolphins Niners Super Bowl would go harddddd
celest zephyr
That’d be amazing
slate lance
That’s what the streets need
honest umbra
what about dolphins giants SB?
slate lance
No
celest zephyr
Hell no
rustic mountain
Id like to see the Dolphins or Niners stay healthy before we talk sb
celest zephyr
Agreed
rustic mountain
I also wanna see Tua play a playoff game
hasty mesa
Id like to see the Dolphins or Niners stay healthy before we talk sb
Does Tua still get concussions? Let’s see
honest umbra
niners can go 16-0 and I’d need to 100% sure their QB could play
in a nfc championship game
dim kettle
I'm still convinced the only reason people hate the Cowboys these days is because of their fans and Jerry Jones. Because the Cowboys have been pretty good at being the Bears of North Texas or the Montreal Canadiens of football the last 25 years.
slate lance
Yea tua has yet to play a full season
celest zephyr
I'm still convinced the only reason people hate the Cowboys these days is becaus...
Exactly that
hasty mesa
He’s on pace for MVP is all I’m saying
slate lance
He’s gonna get one of those big contracts too ngl
honest umbra
I'm still convinced the only reason people hate the Cowboys these days is becaus...
It’s the fans bro
slate lance
260 million prob
restive vector
I'm still convinced the only reason people hate the Cowboys these days is becaus...
Even cowboys fans hate jerry lets be honest
honest umbra
It’s like bro u haven’t won in 30 years
celest zephyr
Yeah the fans are insufferable
rustic mountain
Also putting 70 on a team makes my paranoia for karma alarms go off
celest zephyr
Yeah idk a single soul who likes that man
slate lance
And top 5 QB conversation
Him and cheetah are more complete this year
restive vector
Every year is our year until it isnt
dim kettle
Even their title of America's Team can be debated on well first off, the Steelers have as many fans across the US. And I'm pretty sure the Pats have built up a very big fanbase the last 20+ years.
rustic mountain
Even their title of America's Team can be debated on well first off, the Steeler...
1/3 of that fucked off to Tampa when he went to be with his younger wife
hasty mesa
Also putting 70 on a team makes my paranoia for karma alarms go off
Can that karma happen when Giants fly to Miami? Thanks
dim kettle
You know, what's funny about that still is I really never saw or interacted with bandwagon Buc fans.
rustic mountain
All I know is New England used to have like
2 mil fans on B/R. I think we are at like 900k
Something like tbat
My bad 589
dim kettle
They'll be back if the Pats become great again.
rustic mountain
I kinda dont want em back
rustic mountain
I also dont want Mac Jones anymore. But here we are
dim kettle
Bandwagon fans unfortunately are a necessary evil in sports
rustic mountain
He just didn't do anything worth note and kept taking fucking deep shots on 3rd down
I hate it
hasty mesa
The whole point of this year is seeing if he’s the guy
rustic mountain
3&6? Nahh I'll throw for 30 yards instead
slate lance
Who’s on Mike evans tmr?
dim kettle
The Pats are gonna be stuck until Bill stops being GM.
rustic mountain
Mondrr cant catch for shit now
slate lance
I want him to keep his 1K streak
rustic mountain
I watched him drop 4 passes I could catch
rustic mountain
I am just ready for Dallas to beat our ass
rustic mountain
Id rather just have the season taken out back and shot
hasty mesa
So I wonder how long the Barkley turning into CMC experiment will go
rustic mountain
I am surprised they are using him that way
hasty mesa
He wants it that way prob
The way to get contract money as an RB? Turn into a YAC WR on the side
Problem is
dim kettle
Barkley is that offense. Gotta find new ways for defenses not predict him.
hasty mesa
Barkley is that offense. Gotta find new ways for defenses not predict him.
No of course
I’m fine with that threat
Especially if it allows play actions to Hyatt
THEN we’re cooking
The problem is you can’t have it bump off your hands and turn into a turnover
Happened in both games he played
Giants are cursed though bump off INTs have happened 3 times now
hasty mesa
Let’s see what happens
Hoping he’s ready to go against Seahawks
Otherwise oof
We can’t lose that game man
dim kettle
Those Bills and Phins games could be very rough.
dim kettle
I still don't trust the depth in the secondary and you saw the Phins just torch the Broncos defense. Even I wouldn't want to face them rn.
hasty mesa
What team has the defense to challenge the Phins? I give you one answer, Niners
Oh, you know what’s worse?
They had no Waddle
rustic mountain
Oh @dim kettle dont think I didnt see that inside the parker you let Springer get
hasty mesa
And put up 70
rustic mountain
dim kettle
Oh <@211605687136944128> dont think I didnt see that inside the parker you let S...
I barely noticed those games rn. Rays already clinched so it kinda dead weight for me.
And the Sox, well you know
dim kettle
Yeah, the end of the season basically
rustic mountain
Hopefully (wont but) we have already clinched by then
dim kettle
At this point though, 95 or 100 wins really doesn't mean a thing for me. Just want to get healthy.
dim kettle
Still don't think the Rays are gonna do shit. But that's just the pessimist in me because this FO can't ever fill the depth in free agency every year.
rustic mountain
Oh I am convinced if we get in we get booted first round
But it's all about rubbing it in Yankees and Red Sox fans faces
The entire AL east besides Boston and NY got in the playoffs
Would be amazing
dim kettle
I think the Braves make it to the WS. The only question left is will it be a rematch against the Astros.
dim kettle
Yeah, losing to the Royals is clown shit
rustic mountain
The Rangers Mariners Astros race at the end is the closest shit Ive seen in baseball in a long while
dim kettle
I don't trust the Rangers, the Mariners are the Browns of baseball, and I don't think the O's are ready to win multiple series
rustic mountain
So are we just assuming the Twins lol
dim kettle
The T---s? Who?
rustic mountain
rustic mountain
Idk a better system but like it sucks that the twins get rewarded for being the best of a shit division
rustic mountain
Oh for sure. Like I said Idk what else you can do
But still sucks when you got teams with like nearly 90 wins and one is gonna miss the dance
dim kettle
Well you know what they say, the best way to get to the playoffs is winning the division.
rustic mountain
Yeah just sucks ours was loaded with 3 teams who woulda won nearly any other division alone
dim kettle
The reality kinda is the Jays who will win 90+ wins by the end of the season should've been near 90 wins at the start of September.
rustic mountain
Yeah you're not wrong
But tbf how tf were we supposed to know Alek Manoah would turn into a shit pumpkin
dim kettle
Like, I'm not even worried about the Rays winning the division anymore because it's their fault they only won 7-8 games in July.
rustic mountain
Yeah we didn't help ourselves. Not saying we didn't underachieve. We 1000% did
Just sucks when the dude you are relying on to be at least one of the two best pitchers on your team forgets how to pitch
I hope we move on from him and make a move for an actual ace to go with Gaus
dim kettle
IDK how much improved they thought they'd be with Manoah this season. IDK how you go into the 2023 off-season pretending like he didn't lose control of that team in a critical game with an 8-1 lead against the Mariners.
rustic mountain
The thing is it is 1 game
Who in the world at all
Thinks his whole next season is a disaster
There wasn't a single person in the baseball world who goes "yeah Manoah is gonna have a like 9.3 era next year"
dim kettle
Not even saying disaster. I'm saying how much better are they really gonna be.
slate lance
BEARS FOOTBALL
rustic mountain
If Manoah didnt fucking turn to shit and players like Vladdy didnt disappear
We woulda been a lot better. Hell our defence is a top one in the league
Imo if players we had last year played like that coupled with the players we added, we should be adding 10+ wins
dim kettle
Like, it's easy to say it's only one game. But it only takes one important game to blow up a manager. Buck Showalter made one mistake in the 2016 WC and that team went to shit afterward.
rustic mountain
Idk. I don't think it's apples to apples
dim kettle
It's not an 100% concern. But it's a warning.
rustic mountain
We will have to see
I know if we do what we did last year
Atkins and Schneider are gone
Chapman is gonna be a Dodger near guaranteed
So might as well make this count as much as you can
dim kettle
At this point, I wonder if the Jays even have that it factor and isn't that funny that another Toronto team feels that way.
rustic mountain
I kinda doubt they do but I mean imo the only way you get that is you go into the playoffs and you just get it done.
No amount of off-season dancing and regular season awards make up for digging deep in the playoffs
Tired of having all stars, I want playoff heroes
dim kettle
You'd hope Vlad Jr will be that hero. But at the same time, his father really didn't have the best playoff track record either. Gotta hope it doesn't repeat.
rustic mountain
Truth is Vladdy is probably gonna be here a long time
We will live and die by him
weak gull
https://x.com/PGutierrezESPN/status/1706153243943047491?s=20
Bro needs multiple drug tests
dim kettle
stiff coyote
honest umbra
none of this affects me as a laker fan doe
hasty mesa
Here’s a real question
Where does Kirk go after this
Cuz
If this keeps up Minnesota will press reset
dim ledge
Jesus Christ
@keen sparrow promise this isn't me trolling
What the hell is going on with Australia
keen sparrow
wdym
dim ledge
That's a tough group England has tbf
Chile aside
Not that Ireland's is necessarily easy with the likes of SA and Scotland
keen sparrow
its just hard to say with only 3 games
they've had 3 games against 3 countries whose focus is definitely not on rugby
samoa should beat them depending, but england usually have strong teams
i have great news about rugby league though. the roosters lost all 3 of their respective finals games as an org and are now disqualified from all levels of competition
they lost the womens final, jersey flegg final (which is like u19s) and the NRL final
dim ledge
i have great news about rugby league though. the roosters lost all 3 of their re...
How can you be disqualified from a league
You mean relegated? I'm confused
keen sparrow
i love the youth
the wallabies keep neglecting young union youth and keep stealing players from other sports on huge contracts like its gonna do anything
weak gull
If this keeps up Minnesota will press reset
Minnesota wasn’t keeping Kirk beyond this year no matter what in my eyes, unless they went a Super Bowl
Which isn’t happening at all
torn gale
Kirk is a fantasy god so for this season at least keep him starting
short flame
dim kettle
robust grotto
sweet tree
lmfaooo
celest zephyr
Blue jays about to shithouse their way into the playoffs
Pretty likely since the Astros and mariners have to beat up on each other
And idk I don’t the mariners can do it facing the rangers and the Astros at the end
dim kettle
https://vxtwitter.com/trollfootball/status/1706267387421483082?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5...
This is literally me last night with the Flames preseason game. lol
robust grotto
This is literally me last night with the Flames preseason game. lol
I saw that this morning lol
I couldn’t bring myself to watch preseason NYR last night. Give me another week or two
torn gale
😭
celest zephyr
while matt canada is a certified offensive terrorist man ab is wilding
robust grotto
dim kettle
OH NO… THEY’RE MULTIPLYING!
robust grotto
**OH NO… THEY’RE MULTIPLYING!**
Vape sales in South Florida doing well
dim kettle
Can the Miami Hurricanes have a Mike McDaniel? I’m asking for a friend.
hasty mesa
He’s asking a Dolphins fan for a new creative play call
He asks the locker room cleaners for new play call ideas
And facility janitors
“What if he no looks it to our RB2?”
short flame
https://twitter.com/ZRAFC/status/1706321999394394394?t=Re49S4yE-X4YL2h3AImDxA&s=...
Will he be out of his ban by then?
robust grotto
https://twitter.com/ZRAFC/status/1706321999394394394?t=Re49S4yE-X4YL2h3AImDxA&s=...
Have a sneaky feeling that WHU will push hard for him. Not saying he would pick us over Arsenal though
thorn hornet
Will he be out of his ban by then?
Yes
thorn hornet
Have a sneaky feeling that WHU will push hard for him. Not saying he would pick ...
We can dream
But deep down we know when Chelsea come with cash it's over
short flame
But deep down we know when Chelsea come with cash it's over
And that’s the moment he starts playing horribly
thorn hornet
When does his ban end?
January
short flame
He’s a class player but I’m not sure about signing him then. He’ll be out of form
robust grotto
rustic ore
https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1706276864531345799?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNB...
He’s so talented but so damn injury prone
Breaks my heart
dim kettle
In other words, a Charger?
rustic mountain
https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1706276864531345799?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNB...
celest zephyr
https://vxtwitter.com/fos/status/1706366596757721101?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQM...
I’d say the leafs would do it also but they have sportsnet
National media which already wanks them off
No need for a streaming service
hollow wind
If I hear another “x team has reported interest in Damian Lillard, trade talks may be imminent” report or tweet I’m going to lose my mind
celest zephyr
Breaking news: Damian Lillard ate eggs for breakfest today
hollow wind
hasty basin
Lillard when no heat at the function
honest umbra
What are u looking for Kirk trade @rustic mountain
rustic mountain
I need a wide out to take over for Mike Williams
robust grotto
Why yikes ?
dim kettle
robust grotto
That was a Kuzy and a Washington problem @celest zephyr idk, I’m not like super elated and think Lavi is the answer here but for NYR we just went through last 2 coaches where the players were running the team. So let’s see, maybe having a more structured coach and a demanding coach might change some things for the positive with our team
Wow lol Tiki walked off ….
celest zephyr
That was a Kuzy and a Washington problem <@456226577798135808> idk, I’m not lik...
I mean idk for me I wouldn’t be happy if the coach I just hired got complaints from his former player
But yeah maybe it works for the rangers
Tbh though it also doesn’t seem like he runs that much of a system at all
proud coyote
https://vxtwitter.com/spawtschat/status/1706410122707132675?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzV...
Lmao
celest zephyr
Not sure a guy who spent an entire season not knowing wtf their defensive plan was is a good thing
smoky fable
I need a wide out to take over for Mike Williams
I got a few receivers
smoky fable
https://vxtwitter.com/spawtschat/status/1706410122707132675?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzV...
NY media huh
rustic mountain
I got a few receivers
If you want Kirk, that's what I have to offer rn
robust grotto
I mean idk for me I wouldn’t be happy if the coach I just hired got complaints f...
Yeh I understand but no reason to believe that any head coach doesn’t get complaints from old players
robust grotto
Tbh though it also doesn’t seem like he runs that much of a system at all
If that’s the case then we’re gonna have issues bc we spent that last 5 or so years with coaches that have no system
Gallant’s entire system was “go play” and “fuck things aren’t looking good, I’m going to change the lines mid-game”
And Quinn was a first time coach who got zero respect from the players
robust grotto
NY media huh
Gotta love it hahaha. Thing is, Tiki is super positive and only gives positive takes. So when the Yankees / Mets / Giants / Jets have all imploded .. he’s finding out quick that NY fans have no problem with calling people out
wet onyx
need mike evans to have a night
celest zephyr
If that’s the case then we’re gonna have issues bc we spent that last 5 or so ye...
Idk looks either old school just get the puck in past the red line or who knows hahaha
celest zephyr
I need a wide out to take over for Mike Williams
I have Michael Thomas and Chris Godwin
robust grotto
Idk looks either old school just get the puck in past the red line or who knows ...
Then I’m in for a very long season of just mid, which lowkey is what expected
Igor has to be the man for us to even sniff a chance
celest zephyr
He will be
The issue is the divison man
Penguins and capitals having a disaster class like that isn’t likely
Isles aren’t awful either
Blue jackets who knows with their young guys
Shesssh Busch 17 out already
Going to be tough to make it through
wet onyx
y’all think swift hits the over tonight?
proud coyote
y’all think swift hits the over tonight?
what's the over lol
wet onyx
what's the over lol
40.5 rushing
proud coyote
ergh tough to say
we have no idea how the backfield is going to shakeup there due to all the cooks
I lean towards yes but I personally wouldn't bet on it
rustic ore
y’all think swift hits the over tonight?
Probably but Carlton Davis is out so it might be smart for Philly to try picking on the inexperienced Zyon McCollum tonight
Jamel Dean has also had an underwhelming start to the season
wet onyx
i went under so i’m prayin not
hasty mesa
You know what
What if Kyler Murray comes back and flops and Josh Dobbs becomes the guy in AZ
rustic ore
Would be quite interesting
Increases the odds of my Bucs getting him if we can't land a decent enough draft slot for a QB next year
proud coyote
You know what
What if Kyler Murray comes back and flops and Josh Dobbs becomes...
if kyler comes back and flops
they're drafting a QB
rustic ore
That too
hasty mesa
To sit under Josh Dobbs for a year and learn?
proud coyote
at the very least dobbs is a really smart guy lol
rustic ore
On a side note Cards can't even move Kyler until after next season at the earliest even if they wanted to
Dead cap hit would be enormous
Bucs getting the ball first
Nice stalled drive, great start
smoky fable
You know what
What if Kyler Murray comes back and flops and Josh Dobbs becomes...
Nah. Dobbs had too many limitations preventing him being that guy. Great backup though.
I think Murray will be fine. Higher chance of that
dawn tapir
*Increases the odds of my Bucs getting him if we can't land a decent enough draf...
what would baker have to do in your opinion for him to keep his starting job for the bucs for next season?
smoky fable
I think Murray will be fine. Higher chance of that
If his mobility is poor when he comes back, then I’ll worry
rustic ore
what would baker have to do in your opinion for him to keep his starting job for...
Reasonably I don't know if there's anything he can do, right now I want money distributed elsewhere and not locked up in a QB who isn't a sure thing right now
dawn tapir
Reasonably I don't know if there's anything he can do, right now I want money di...
not even win a sb?
rustic ore
Cause we need to extend Winfield, Wirfs, and hopefully both Evans and LVD
rustic ore
not even win a sb?
Notice how I said "reasonable"
smoky fable
Nice to see AJ Brown back
dawn tapir
Notice how I said "reasonable"
true lol my bad
dim ledge
Give me a bucs W and AJ Brown hitting good on fantasy 👍
Wild how after this game there will be only 3 unbeaten teams left
LMFAO
torn gale
I’ve seen so many punt and kick returns and it’s only been 3 weeks into the season
wet onyx
Probably but Carlton Davis is out so it might be smart for Philly to try picking...
i overthought it man i’m cooked
hollow wind
Goddammit, my dad out here telling me the games start at 8:30
wet onyx
Goddammit, my dad out here telling me the games start at 8:30
they’re always at either 8:15 or earlier now
hollow wind
Dunno why I listen
rustic ore
Goddammit, my dad out here telling me the games start at 8:30
Man getting MNF and SNF mixed up
hollow wind
rustic ore
Also cool, 3 and out
Now let's follow it up by giving Philly some picks why don't we?
Good stand D
Oh Bengals going all white, crispy look
dim kettle
rustic mountain
Jamar needs to have a day. Please. Just force the ball to him.
Mayfield needs to throw it a smidge harder
rustic ore
Tie game
Gosh this is frustrating for me to watch
There are plays to be made but we're not making them
rustic mountain
Gosh this is frustrating for me to watch
Sucks ass going from Brady to midders mcmiddy shit huh
hollow wind
Evans should have had that rip
rustic ore
It was a bad throw but yeah he needs to catch that
rustic mountain
dim kettle
Can't even say this is a Baker crap when this was happening with Brady last year.
rustic mountain
Brady was also 45
rustic mountain
It was obvious he wasn't even the same qb he was at 42
dim kettle
Mike Evans dropping an easy wide open pass to Evans in the Panthers game was not because he was 45.
dim kettle
I'm telling this has been happening long before Baker.
rustic mountain
I didn't know that happened
What the fuck is the golden bachelor
Old people looking to fuck????
Sorry. Weird ass commercial
rustic ore
Old people looking to fuck????
"Cheers to not having to worry about getting pregnant!" 💀
rustic mountain
dim kettle
rustic mountain
So damned if you do damned if you dont
Bro something is off with Philly
They don't feel like that juggernaut from last year
Idk what it us
Is
wet onyx
d’andre swift for the love of all that is holy please do not get 4 more rushing yards
dim ledge
https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1706460873328406597?s=20
If they return to the indigenous theme, they need to do two things imo
- Change the name as their original name is, let's face it, not a good term
sweet tree
I liked the old name
dim ledge
- Do what the Noles do and have public enforcement from the indigenous peoples of the area
rustic mountain
I see them doing native themeing but definitely not going back to their old name
dim ledge
I'd be fine with that
sweet tree
yeah, not worth the hassle imo
dim ledge
Because their old name is 100% a pejorative
versed forge
What a dot
dim kettle
Looked like JTS and Gaines got held there. Didn't it?
rustic ore
They did but do you think they want to call that Philly O for holding?
dim kettle
What are rules? NFL rules are as effective as YT ones
dim kettle
rustic mountain
Baking a turnover
dim kettle
He had him too, just threw it late
It was a bad read
celest zephyr
The same owner that let Todd Bowles cook
hollow wind
Oh the toe is in
He didn’t actually make contact out of bounds
I think..
I can’t tell
smoky fable
Eagles offense seems sluggish
Yeah bengals aren’t making playoffs this year like this
rustic ore
They reversed it, no TD Rams
smoky fable
Impeccable timing
rustic ore
Dangerous throw Stafford
smoky fable
Sigh….. NFC west looks solid again
For three playoff teams potentially
I hate this division
smoky fable
PICK
rustic ore
INT!!!!!!!!
smoky fable
WHITE
rustic ore
HOLY SHIT
smoky fable
OH MY god
rustic ore
HELL HAS FROZEN OVER
smoky fable
Pressure forced it
rustic ore
DEVIN WHITE ACTUALLY MADE A GOOD PLAY IN PASS D
rustic ore
Yup
smoky fable
DEVIN WHITE ACTUALLY MADE A GOOD PLAY IN PASS D
Green with the nice pass rush
smoky fable
That was a fumble
robust grotto
one of the worst in the league. “You’re making my dreaaaams come true oooh ooh oooh ooh” STFU, this isn’t grease or some 60s movie like what are we doing
sweet tree
too nice tbh
robust grotto
Hockey has some great goal songs @sweet tree
smoky fable
Not good for white
rustic ore
smoky fable
https://tenor.com/view/m84-autocannon-foxtrot12-slovenian-army-glavni-bojni-tank...
2-1 with the division looking this piss poor?
Will be shocked
short flame
we need goal songs in footy
rustic ore
I just want a long term QB man
rustic ore
I'd do it in a heart beat
short flame
https://x.com/sportsnet/status/1706457468371345801?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ...
Why have goal songs, just have every player choose their song
That way you can get I got the power every time Owen power scores
rustic ore
Should have been, but Taylor in Week 1 treatment
robust grotto
Why have goal songs, just have every player choose their song
Naaaah man, 1 team, 1 goal song
smoky fable
Burrow doesn’t look healthy
robust grotto
Boring
It’s a goal song, it’s fun when every fam in the building knows what to sing lol
rustic ore
And their O-line still looks cheeks
smoky fable
They should have sat him for the first three weeks
robust grotto
I’m not trying to remember 18 different songs
smoky fable
And their O-line still looks cheeks
Guess this is the year they fall of a cliff
Wish they won one but that’s how it goes
short flame
It’s a goal song, it’s fun when every fam in the building knows what to sing lol
What if you don’t like the song, this gives a song style for every fan
rustic ore
Puka with a 1 hander
robust grotto
What if you don’t like the song, this gives a song style for every fan
come to MSG and I'll make you a fan for life
sweet tree
beat the eagles
dim kettle
Yeah, it's not looking like that rn. Its one of those nothing is going right games. Even if the Eagles do nothing, not like the Bucs will do anything.
short flame
come to MSG and I'll make you a fan for life
I waited all season for lyubushkin to score
robust grotto
https://x.com/BuffaloSabres/status/1580600654690516995?s=20
too much work
i miss the old montreal song
ALLEZ MONTREAL ALLEZ MONTREAL ALLEZ MONTREAAAAAAAL
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
short flame
I don’t know I’d want some CCR if I score
short flame
i miss the old montreal song
I heard that song so many times
dim ledge
<@216582410756685824> GET IN HERE
GAGNER
GAGNER
GAGNEEEEEEER
robust grotto
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZZZZ
dim ledge
celest zephyr
I'd do it in a heart beat
Hasn’t really worked out all that well in the past 25 years
Besides Vick idk if there is another success
rustic ore
Mahomes
Technically Eli
Lamar
Josh Allen
Possibly Jordan Love but remains to be seen
robust grotto
https://youtu.be/92h42YYjOIQ?si=92sLm2VEHbJ5YFDp
OH THIS RULES
hollow wind
Ffs, should have just gone for first down there
rustic ore
Should about do it
celest zephyr
Possibly Jordan Love but remains to be seen
I meant trading up into the top 5
Considering the bucs probably aren’t going to be ass enough to have a top 5 pick
Unless they petition the nfl to have a lottery
rustic ore
Minny might too if they let Kirk walk
celest zephyr
Yeah idk what’s up with them
short flame
OH THIS RULES
From nhl legend to disco legend
celest zephyr
Carolina looks shit ngl
rustic ore
Yeah idk what’s up with them
Their D is still cheeks and their O can't stop fumbling
celest zephyr
They maybe get fifth but I think the raiders or Texans are more likely
sweet tree
vikings unlucky
celest zephyr
Nah they just ass
sweet tree
seems like they just lost really close games
robust grotto
From nhl legend to disco legend
No joke lol that was sick
rustic ore
I think the expectations were them were just insanely way higher than they should have been considering how lucky they got last year
It's not a great roster
We forget that their HC and GM are both literally in their 2nd years ever at those positions
sweet tree
they were a top 3 seed right
rustic ore
Yeah
13-4 with a team that set the record for the most single possession wins in a season
Safety
rustic ore
I've been telling people it's not a good team
It's been fun that they started 2-0 and with how mid every other team has been they very well could win the division
But it's a bad team in a bad division
Which is why I want a tank
versed forge
Bucs still have a chance I believe
smoky fable
Bucs still have a chance I believe
They got the division
smoky fable
The 1st pick? Cause I'd like that
Bears broncos are going to clinch it
rustic ore
Getting offsides on a safety punt...
I didn't even know you could do that
AJ Brown getting gassed with all of these catches
rustic ore
You know ESPN, ever consider it might just be inappropriate to bring up his family tragedy when it's been brought up multiple times already?
smoky fable
You know ESPN, ever consider it *might* just be inappropriate to bring up his fa...
They never learn
rustic ore
Yeah he's an extraordinarily strong person but you keep reopening the wound
smoky fable
Draft days are the worst
rustic ore
Let them grieve ffs
rustic ore
Draft days are the worst
Everyone with a dead parent or grew up poor
Like we get it
Their personal hardships were awful, you don't have to define them like that though
dim kettle
Bucs really do lack depth and it shows
rustic ore
Yup
dim kettle
Canales is gonna get shit on for running the ball. Like, that's not only him. That's Todd Bowles, he wants to run the ball.
rustic ore
"Used to be Alabama...still is" Is it though Troy?
versed forge
Mike evans
versed forge
LETS GO
versed forge
Wow
rustic ore
Ignoring the 1st 2 games when he killed it in Ws but okay
smoky fable
Have not heard of Devin thompkins
versed forge
Need a bucs td here
smoky fable
That was a missed false start
rustic ore
Oh shut the fuck up Aikman
smoky fable
Oh shut the fuck up Aikman
?
rustic ore
Yeah it was a false start but the one earlier by Johnson was way worse and they didn't flag that
They were owed a gimme
TD Evans
versed forge
rustic ore
Could've called OPI but you're allowed to get physical within a yard
And a successful 2 point try
Because why not?
Still wild to me that Mike is now 16 TDs away from 100 for his career
dim kettle
The Eagles aren't shitting the game down their leg. They learn from the Saints.
rustic ore
And some people still want to act like he's not going into the HOF one day
dim kettle
And some people still want to act like he's not going into the HOF one day
How to beat these haters? "Tim Brown is in the HOF"
simple seal
Bengals are back to sucking lol
rustic ore
Like I agree, he's not gonna be 1st ballot, played on too many shit teams and also in the same era as guys like Megatron, Larry Fitz, Julio Jones, and Antonio Brown
But come on, he's hands down one of the greatest WRs of all time
wet onyx
mike evans my glorious king
versed forge
Mike evans is too good
wet onyx
Mike evans is too good
he’s gonna look so good in blue
torn gale
rustic ore
he’s gonna look so good in blue
I'll gonna call my shot now and say he gets franchise tagged
Sack by Cincy btw
Oh wait, was a flag on them, no sack
Awuzie shaken up for Cincy
dim kettle
rustic mountain
He gonna try and eat that W
rustic ore
Sack by Cincy
No flag this time
Man NO messed up not giving that dude big money
Kick good, 9-6 LAR
hollow wind
This is such a shit game lmfao
simple seal
Mariners gonna miss the playoffs and let the Astros in
rustic ore
Also let me say this
I'm not mad my team lost, I'm just disappointed in how they lost
Just completely whipped in the trenches
On both sides
Nice run Mixon
celest zephyr
Monster cooking in fantasy
versed forge
Yeah he cooked me in fantasy
celest zephyr
Likely only person 3-0
versed forge
Bruh 😂
rustic ore
TD Cincy, Mixon