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They’re gonna win enough to not get a top 3 QB. Because of THE PATRIOT WAY!
You’ll win 6-7 games and like it.
17-0 already
Fitting that they’re doing that with Brady in the building
Nah man
Means it’s time for a historic comeback by Mac 😤
There’s no way this guy is named Lil’Jordan Humphries
lil'jordan humphrey undefeated name
You new to him?
He is and it’s glorious
This is unbelievable
I want him to be good so badly
Ginger-less Andy Dalton gonna do shit.
humphrey being like a gnome name makes it so much better
16 plays
You tell yourself that as you watch the train wreck going on rn
like 10 mins
and rams score
that was the best drive i have seen the rams do
in like 24 months
For no other reason than making the announcers have to say his name a lot
After this Tom aint ever gonna visit again
u think tom already left?
OFFSIDES THE ENTIRE OFFENSIVE LINE ?? LOL
including the center?
Packers already up 7-0, new dad is in town
The ref legit announced it that way
They just had a little fight
“Offsides. The entire offensive line”
i heard this is the first qb not named favre/rodgers to start for the packers week 1 since 1992
Indeed
Back to back HOF QB play for 30 years
Lucky bastards
We're first
And only 2 titles to show for it.
So now we just win against Moldova again

And we're good
Baker baking up a MVP title, bay bee
"False Start, Offense, the entire offensive line"
The unicorn penalty. I love football.
566
Please. Please let us do that
Yeah. Go 8-9

Why are you pointing those guns at me
Hey, don’t do that to the Jags and Dolphins.
Another 11 win season and don’t even make the NFCC.
Hush 
Our defense is playing extremely well. Too bad about the offense being conducted by Andy Dalton's drunk cousin
Head Coach John Harbaugh announced that J.K. Dobbins has a torn Achilles and will miss the season.
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How did teh bengals lose against the brown?
Burrow disappears against the browns
He got paid 275 million and went for 82 yards on 14/31
The bigger surprise was Lamar Jackson doing jack shit today
At least they won
The weather played a part, Burrow played a part and the coaching played a part.
But losing 21 points against teh browns is crazy
He came out of no where
Purdy looked dangerous.
I want broncos country to actual do well this season
That wasn’t an easy defense and Purdy just made it look easy at times.
Lots of great plays but keeping the ball through the sack from Watt was one of the biggest
Moody rocked it as well
Burrow ain’t healthy, rainy game, Chubb is a beast, and the Browns actually have a good D
I’ll stand by this, they should’ve just rested Burrow until he was 100%
Most of the Bengals offense today were short check down passes and later on forced long balls for nothing
Anyway who y’all got on Monday?
I’d still be worried about Watson though if I’m a Browns fan. You didn’t give up all that draft capital for average QB play.
I picked the Bills
I picked jets
Another 3 and out
We are locking the hell down the Philly offense
Now if we could just HAVE A QB

Bills
So Mac Jones isn’t good? 
Mac Jones sure has regressed
he stinks
But yeah. He is. Bad.
he might just need a new location
But our defense is apparently ready to stop even the most high flying offenses there is
So I guess that's something
another year where the defense carries
Y’all should sign Tom Brady again
How much longer will Tom Brady’s son be eligible to paly
Well considering he’s in like middle school I’m gonna guess a while
Tbf his comparison point is the greatest QB in history so
True but I don't think any pats fan is asking for Brady 2
Tua Tagoviola try to throw a touchdown challenge
Also he might not want to play in the NFL
You’d be surprised 
Is...is Tua ass?
Tua turndaballova?
what about another drew bledsoe at the very least?
He got one that’s for sure
Fucks sake. I still can't believe how deep I got into American football lmao
Tua spent so much time learning how to fall over he forgot how to play QB
Like I know Miami what’s a great receivers like tyreek and waddle
Buy like is tua even average in terms of other qbs?
Yes I purposefully posted this message after the image of that Hawaiian dessert
Pats TD
Hunter Henry
Average sounds about right
Throw to Henry
He is trying
Philly is staying right on it
I am just shocked we had a successful drive
Like holy shit
Do remember that NE is down like 2 starting O-linemen
I know but even with that I was expecting more fumbles and shit
Me trying to decide which of my mid QBs are better, Russ or Tua
Do you like him, Sab?
Stevenson?
Sweet
And that's with the Patricia offense
I’ll go Tua until Payton proves he can fix Russ
I picked Tua for his offense not necessarily for him
Weren’t the broncos kinda good after the coach firing?
If he can’t utilize Waddle and Hill
Yikes
He has thrown for 200 yds this game
So that’s nice
Russ is cooking at BK rn.
The Luke Getsy and John Shoop offensive play calling philosophies. #BEARSFOOTBALL
Finally Russ cooking a Whopper
commanders plays them next week. from how they are doing right now you think our chances are pretty good?
russ playing football again
Vastly underperformed

Dolphins score?
I think it would be close at the very least.

Tua finally scored a TD
Finally
Watching Russ getting more points on my bench was getting old
ok pats
They scored?
AHHHHHHHHHH
FINS UPPPPPPPPPP
Oh shit pats are coming back lmfao
Why must the NFL keep forcing Bear games down my throat. I’m dying of boredom rn
Please win Pats
Oooo jones to smith
becuz justin fields
I CANT BELIEVE IT WE ARE PLAYING WELL AGAINST PHILLY
And this is why you’ll finish 8-9
yea but arent u happy to be destroying eagles fans hope

how we feeling ryo
can't go out sad with the GOAT in the stands
I am happy with the first half performance after the very poor start
I mean, it would be fitting knowing the Eagles beat NE and Brady in the SB.
You let the Gay out of LA, your debt must be paid
Patriots want revenge for SB 52
we need the Gay back
Yeah but NE also beat Philly in sb39
tbf to maher doe his first two FGS have been 55+ yds
So we are even
I look away for one second and the pats score 14

I know you zoomers forgot about sbs past 2010
so basically the 2nd quarter, juba
i look away for one quarter and the pats score 14
Super Bowl 39 was my first NFL game I paid attention to lol
Tsk tsk tsk
More things change the more they stay the same 
BEARS FOOTBALL!!
Justin "I am really a RB" Fields
Halftime for everything
Tom Brady is willing the Patriots back into this game from the press box. I can't believe it.
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Eagles win: My favorite team wins
Patriots win: Brady system QB agenda back on
I can't lose.
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at least they still won today after getting no hit for 10 1/3 innings
JC Jackson what are you doing?
Just gave the #Dolphins 3 points before halftime.. man..
Amazing how many players who were in NE turn into bums elsewhere
Didn't a lot of bears fans trash talk in the off season saying the bears will be great 
So how are the games going
bears suck
pats coming back on the eagles
rams doing pretty good i think
broncos raiders is aight
Awful
bro
They can’t even make it a week
why always the ravens
They gotta get new fitness personnel
Can they catch a break?
My goodness
Guess the cardinals and panthers are in the tank bowl alone in the NFC
Marvin Harrison Jr would be good
Seriously
Just fire their entire strength and conditioning staff
we play Rams next week Sunday followed by Giants at home on Thursday
So what your telling me is that SF is going 3-0?
god i hope so
bro
i want the niners to go 3-0
that Purdy jersey lookin mighty attractive rn..
that is ez money
Balk’s savings buying all the SF gear

xie xie ni DHGate
i wore my barca messi jersey during my game today balkan
I can’t even talk. I nearly paid 40 dollars on a Bucs fitted cap
Have a feeling at some point Kittle is gonna go on an insane run again like he did last year
Surprised no Bills memorabilia
Just a bunch of TDs in the span of a couple weeks
Very touchdown dependent
he definitely will Buc
Dependable
His family are Jets fans, they’d kill him
He’ll be fine
Kyle likes to do this thing where he has different offensive players carry more of the workload on a given week
td packers jones again
I expect more targets and receptions from Kittle and Deebo especially next week
Bears are in the mud
I don’t have a second team in football
are the bears cooked?
Really surprised Kyle played CMC play so much today
But man, that 65 yarder was a thing of beauty
Insert Food Wars gif
The running backs are killing them
Honestly Food Wars is sounding more entertaining to watch than BEARS FOOTBALL!! rn
Chicagos a pretty swell city I guess
Bears have nipples fate, can you milk them?
yes

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A meet the parents reference
……………

we did it for u sab
The fact this channel exist in a popular manga server
Not after promos like that,
Da bears 
Hey. Hey guys. Remember all the Bear fans talking shit in pre season.
Hopefully one of Jimmy, Jey, or Solo bring it home for him one day
that fumble
Last in the division again
I saw Panther and Bear fans talking shit. Guess what? You two are equally losers this week
Raiders play is almost as ugly as Mark Davis’s haircut
you were at the 1
RUN THE BALL
This chargers defense is awful
Reminder that the Bolts HC is a defensive minded one
these teams really be stupid 😭
A jimmy int...
Eagles can’t stop the run

Mac feeling dangerous there
the jimmy g experience
Well. At least Jimmy G can look pretty while doing that.
Tua picked
Tua turndaballova back at it again
Reminder Tua was picked over Herbert
Pats went from going into FG range, to getting a holding penalty, to having to punt.
Justin Jefferson…not happy
But we aint gonna talk at all about how Hurts and the Eagles have been held to peanuts
NE defense always good.
why are the bears 1 and 15 or 2 and 25 every time
i tune in
just got sacked again
I got a better question, why am I tuning into a Bears game?
Bears football looking good
to watch fields cook
I didn’t know you enjoyed watching tire fires
Same reason you watch NASCAR, you like car wrecks
Bears don’t even perform wrecks in an entertaining way.
td fields
Byron Leftwich
Ah
Todd Bowles
bears got the 2 point conversion
comeback on?
perhaps
The Packers better be ready to delete their franchise then
Thank you Tua
Hill is a monster
yall saw the tyreek TD?
Someone post it
i thought i drafted hill, eman
it's a 10 point game currently. packers just need another td to put the bears away. can the bears make that comeback?
Meant Tua
Tua is the type of QB that thinks, “Fuck it, Hill has to be wide open somewhere” and works every fucking time.
Mahomes liked that
Tutu atwell
Whatever wins right?
Yep
is crazy
Tua is a good QB
seattle has 10 yds this half
Tua is a good QB. I just don’t think he’s an elite one.
do u think without hill & waddle, he aint hitting it?
Hurts is not having a great game
It helps. But I think we’re beyond the days of Brian Flores undercutting him
yea Tyreek this game is something else
Eagles kicker just hitting the post and goes in anyways
akers scores
Eddie Jackson is a bum
At 8:20 i disappear btw as I watch my Giants start 2 rookie corners
i need the giants to go off today
in my other league, dude im facing is a huge cowboys fan
he has ceedee and dak
i need cowboys to get destroyed today
is Jordan Love first QB this season with 3 passing tds?
does tua only have 2?
Linebackers should be fine
purdy also didnt get 3?
Purdy got 2 with Aiyuk I know that
yes
two passes to Aiyuk for a TD, third was a 65 yard CMC run. Rest of our points came from Moody who was 3/3 FG and 3/3 PAT
another stalled drive
If you listen close enough, you can still hear the spirit of Aaron Rodgers telling Bear fans he still owns you.
Yes
didnt use ekeelr
YES
NO
Wait no Herbert
bro
NO
what is fields doing
What a catch

Some things will never change
Shit is not changing in Bears Land till the owner dies
The team is awful
They need talent everywhere
Jordan Love has Potential
I can't believe we lost to them on opening day last year lol
Granted, the rain was horrible
Also I’m sorry you got Vance Joseph. You had him as a Head coach but his defense is soft. @modest totem
Soldier Field just fucking sucks
Freak torrential weather
Bust-in Fields

Soldier Field and FedEx Field both need to die
Actually I have a question about blocking during runs
How do they decide fouls on those?
Trey Lance effect
Hey, they can nickname it the Battle of the 1st round draft busts.
https://twitter.com/WWERollins/status/1701006412133097551?s=20
football is officially back
Packers might win the division
Shinsuke must be responsible for this
lmao
Stafford playing good today
I bet the thing Shinsuke whispered in Seth’s ear was “The Packers will still own da Bears”
Yeah he sucks
But Pickett wasn’t good
It doesn’t help matters
I mean in Picketts defense you kinda need a good OC to, yknow...do stuff
He looked lost against the Niners.
The only player who really got anything on offense for them was Pickens
Bears are just sad man. Really made a mistake not getting a new QB. Fields is legit what people act like Lamar is
Freiermuth got the TD but he was more or less a ghost the entire game
Dolphins and chargers having themselves a game
Bears still traded to get Fields. Like, the Bears got a good package for the first pick this past draft. So, Bears get a chance to see how Fields progresses and if it doesn’t work, they can move up or end up with a high pick
Great
Oh no
Yeah
Poor guy
And ofc my opponent has Aiyuk
Hey you said he was solid
I mean he really is
If they suck, Fields is gone. Think Maye or Williams is better
And I agree
dk metcalf literally just trucked someone from the back off the ball
what a prick lol
seahawks stink
WR2 Only in name 🤷
Also to the surprise of no one a Sean Payton team is doing dirty shit again, color me shocked
Whatever happens this game, we've held the Eagles to one TD
Yeah I did
-yet
Seahawks sucking is good for us but at least KW3 is a bright spot
That’s scary
He's on the groundf
0 pts in the 2nd half
Patriots will always have a solid defense
what are we doin
meyers my highest scorer this week
on my bench
is now possibly injured
We are doing quick game and quick game means you need players who make people miss

We don't have that
Meyers getting carried off

In the name of the late Dennis Green. The Pats are who we thought they were.
meyers was having such a good game too
carted off? damn
what happened?
fuck my life man
Hope Meyers is okay
Got trucked after catch
Nah not carted off
Brutal
Rams making the wildcard if Stafford is healthy
Dirty hit
Cmon, Geno. You’re suppose to be the modern Rich Gannon, damnit.
Thats good
we need improvement with our skill positions
You need improvement at GM
Raiders third down coming
Field goal range
This vic Fangio defense for the dolphins is getting run over
Carved up
I aint listen Josh Allen
It’s crazy to me that a NFL team would hire a defense minded guy as HC to only have their defense suck.
josh allen fan praying on our downfall
Rookies are showing up
Much to the chagrin of the Bills Mafia
Isn’t that copium.
U TALKINGabout staley?
Yeah
Jordan Love looking pretty good against the Bears. Will the Packers get away with it again?
Aint coping nothing. The boys surprised me today
They started super poor
But Mac nearly has a 2td 300yd passing day
And the defense has been 5 stars
2pt no good
Wow. Something similar Andy Dalton would pull off with the Saints last year.
Raiders win
Mac is having a good day against the reigning nfc champs and one of the best teams in the nfl
17-16
Never picking those bum bears again
FUMBLE
I’m not gonna be rain on your parade 100%. But the fact Mac throwing for 300 yards is something to celebrate says a lot.
OUR BALL

AHHHHH!!!
Can the pats do it...
FUMBLE
Stevenson run it in lad. you can do this
BELICHEK MASTERCLASS
THANKS JALEN HAHAHAHA

Hurts doing the SB crap again
Looks incomplete
COME ON BOYS DO IT. BEAT THE EAGLES
Pats pls.
4 MIN DRILL
get this W
Who’s down on the Eagles
Full circle

🥰
Niners making the Super Bowl run this year
Niners are strong as hell
Always went to the NFC championship game
They got QB sorted
I mean it when I say I love Purdy, man. Such a great story, such a fantastic guy
And now they’re ready to rule the NFC
Mr Irrelevant needs a ring imo
On 3rd and 10
HILL TUA
This chargers dolphins game man
EASY
Gem of the night
Dolphins got a safety off Herbert?
442 yards passing
4th down lolz
Nvm I’m happy I drafted this man

its joever
you did your best patriots
Eagles win
better than expected
tyreek has 211 yards
Bruh
Clutch Mac
they just showed our schedule for first 5 game
what the hell cam akers lmao
you think colts are playoff calibre?
ah i see
No. Richardson needs to develop first
tyreek mf hill
Sanders……
In today’s episode of “Can this season get any worse?” : the NY Yankees https://twitter.com/M_Marakovits/status/1700988044420276539
I have him lol
Chargers about to miss the game winning FG confirmed
Please
Life is fun
My brother needs therapy being a Charger fan.
Patriots❓❗
Turnover on downs
Grounding?
What a game
That looks like a penalty
Fml 🥺

Seriously 
Did the Eagles not learn from when Brady and Bill did the same shit against Peyton years ago?
We got a MAN in Gonzo Ryo
Okay pats you get another chance
he a dawg
we're begging you, collectively
I have both Hurts and Jake Elliott starting for me today, Elliott has more points

Macorkle Jones
Don’t remind me
…….
So many interesting games rn
What the fuck bengals
Chargers are shit
Or 3 people hit him
Rainy game, Burrow still hurt, Chubb is a beast, Browns D is good
Ugggghhhhhhhh why wasn’t he benched sigh
Mac needs to stop floating the ball like that.
👀 we movin
Yeah I’m dead for this fantasy week
Mac doing his best Kyler impression
I believe in your boys Sab

I BELIEVE
Nah that’s an insult to Kyler
!!!
brah i need this W
Here we go
Come on Pats...
52 pass attempts lol
Sacked
Shush up with Mac hate today. Dude played his ass off
redzone get this shit off my screen and show me the pats
Screen pass????
If only he was smart enough to realize the money wasn’t worth having his career wasted by the Chargers

CAUGHT
OMH GOD
That offensive line just wilted
Shame we don’t allow college catch rules
Sigh
Ok but shoutout to Mac Jones
For even allowing the miracle to maybe happen
Philly wins
Shoutout
Mac played EXTREMELY well. I am happy
Can’t have nothing
oh my god wow

40 minutes my friend
Mac died as he lived. His receivers couldn’t get the job done for him
Let’s see if dreams go to die
Maybe if he had a one DeAndre Hopkins
It sucks to lose but I am excited about the idea of this team. I think things are looking a LOT brighter
I’m higher on the Pats after this
Still a hellish division
You watched Miami
No way in hell you go down there and win
Same way today I learned we ain’t going to San Fran and winning
We will see what happens
Let’s be real, the Pats are always gonna be competitive, they’re always gonna be in games. But can you trust Mac Jones and this core to outscore opponents? We’ll see.
But maybe beat Philly at home? 
Tua MVP run possible? 
The fact that Jones had a very impressive day makes me at least hopeful
Tua and Purdy seem like top dawgs this week
Purdy specifically can make a crazy run
I don’t see any problems with that team
Wait are all the Away teams winning?
LOL
broncos lost right?
Saints, Commanders, Browns
wait holy shit
the bengals were that bad

I thought it was a meme
damn i had my eagles slander locked and ready
oh well we move to week 2
Either the Eagles aren't as good as we thought
gonzo my boy you are certified
Or we are a lot better than we thought
Commanders gonna beat the broncos next week
Patriots are better than most think because I promise if that were the giants right there we’d be down 40
russ even looked good for most of it
The fact that we were a toe tap away from trying to win the game. We should be super happy
Kendrick Bourne can still ball too
For what its worth I hope its the first
Jalen Hurts hype dying would hit like hardcore narcotics
But nonetheless not like pats coulda done what they did tonight without having some ability
Jimmy was just too handsome for the broncos

the way everyone talks about the Eagles they shouldn’t have been a toe tap away from losing to NE
The only teams who have lived up to off-season hype are Dolphins and Niners from my view
Even if it is a loss, it's a loss I can smile about

Happy for you in that I saw a different Mac Jones
but yeah tough ass division
He’s year 3 right?
Pats-Jets gon hit
Year 3 yeah
SOME OF YALL TEAMS REALLY NOT 1-0 😂😂😂😂😂🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾
Let’s see what happens
It's week 1. Way too soon to decide whether teams are living up to off-season hype for any team not called the Bears
Raiders leading the AFC west after week 1 is not something i expected lol
I knew they should’ve benched Burrow till he was 100% 
Rainy NFL Sunday
So LETS HAND THAT BALL OFF DALLAS
I want to say no but Tony pollard is gonna run all over this defense
Pollard could be a top 5 rb tbh
If Pollard has a good day AND the Giants win?
Would I take him over Barkley is the question
Good day
It’s Danny dimes time
Look man I dont care if the Cowboys win as long as Pollard goes for 150 and 3 tds
That’s probably happening
Basically happens every season. I'm pretty sure last year it was either them or the Chargers at the top because the Colts beat us
For this game I would say yes

30 minutes
Dallas front 7>GMen front 7 fir me
Dallas OL injuries
Let’s see what happens
I trust in this team
I trust in home field
It’s nice watching NFL Primetime.
but imagine if they are still leading by week 8 
We’re gonna beat the Cowboys
I trust this team unless it comes to the cowboys or eagles
Let’s go BIG BLUE
2021 last time GMen beat Dallas
Ngl that was way sooner than I thought
That was the year the whole division was garbage 
Gdi
i hope they do. then cowboys will be last place in division 

i had drake london and swift started in my fantasy and did nothing today
im so mad man
Twas the end of the 2020 season
i hope Daniel jones has 5 tds and over 300 yards and dominates the cowboys
Real
Freeking W
its not even that I didn't realized falcons would go for mainly run plays
but with bijan and allgeier there I should of known !
I believe
Drafted hyatt as a sleeper. He gonna kill this year
Also my fantasy team this week was monstrous holy crap
I wouldn’t start Hyatt yet
We have a huge WR rotation
Our most consistent fantasy receiver would be Slayton or Hodgins
hes not aat least WR2?
He’s behind Slayton
so WR3
Sorta
Hyatt will be WR2 for now. But his speed gonna make him a top target eventually. I can feel it
Okay
As in he’s a backup for Slayton on depth
Our 3 WRs starting are Slayton Hodgins and Shepard
Lol
alright
y’all got cowboys or eagles?
yea im keeping him on
For the East? We’ll find out tonight
cowboys
u a big dak fan?
Rain
RAIN??
That’ll probably affect things
So more running?
Looks like it
Barkley rn 
Rain game boys
Welcome to East Rutherford Cowgirls
We’ve been running wet ball drill all week
Pollard and Barkley getting heavy touches








