sports

[dim kettle]

Sorry, my Brandon Staley hate is going wild at the moment.

[smoky fable]

Let the lions score

[weak gull]

Lol

[hasty mesa]

Seems obvious

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1699985870638506432?s=20

Schlasser (@UrinatingTree)

A friendly reminder that the Kansas City Chiefs told DeAndre Hopkins that they were not interested in his services.

Likes

155

Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 3:19 AM

[weak gull]

YEAH O LINE

EAT EAT EAT

[smoky fable]

3rd and 2 coming

[rustic ore]

Tbf they didn't want to pay DHop what he got from Tennessee, not that they weren't interested

[weak gull]

This shows the dependency of the chiefs on two guys tho lol

[hasty mesa]

Yeah I was about to say

[dim kettle]

The problem is they really never replaced Hill.

[hasty mesa]

Let’s raise the question

When Kelce retires

What happens to this “dynasty”

Cuz tonight doesn’t breed confidence

[smoky fable]

They got the first

Game might be over

Probably over

[versed forge]

GG

[dim kettle]

Like, even Brady had Edelman to throw to.

[smoky fable]

Offensive line for the lions won them the game

[proud coyote]

if they paid dhop they'd be rather screwed

[rustic ore]

Depends on if KC develops someone, not like Brady had a long period of throwing to 1 or 2 guys

[proud coyote]

^

[weak gull]

FUCK YEAH

[proud coyote]

that's why they picked rashee rice

[weak gull]

FUCK FUCK YEAH

[rustic ore]

Yeah, cause now they need to pay Jones

[hasty mesa]

You know what

[rustic ore]

Grats Lions on the W

[hasty mesa]

There’s a certain WR

[dim kettle]

How many people picked the Lions. 3?

[hasty mesa]

Out there

Name of Mike Evans

[proud coyote]

I did lol

[weak gull]

OH MY GOSH FUCK YEAH

[dim kettle]

I was right though. It was a close game.

[smoky fable]

Look at those lions fans

[rustic ore]

Out there
Hell if they want to throw a couple 1s (yes, plural) our way I might consider it

[dawn tapir]

Lions Hype is real

[rustic ore]

If not, then they can cope

[hasty mesa]

Kneeling in Arrowhead for a victory

Wow

[versed forge]

[dim kettle]

Man, this has to be the best win the Lions have had in a long, long time.

[hasty mesa]

@weak gull this was months of hoping for this outcome

[versed forge]

We need kelce back

[hasty mesa]

Yep

[rustic ore]

Chiefs gonna be fine once they get Kelce back though, we haven't heard his knee injury is a season ender or anything

And Reid is gonna put his boots up some asses

[versed forge]

@weak gull congrats to your lions

[weak gull]

Said he likely plays next week

[rustic ore]

Yup

[weak gull]

Preesh, chiefs will be fine

Just can’t lose kelce again

[hasty mesa]

Let’s go LIONS

[dawn tapir]

Goff played well

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/SetTheEdgeYT/status/1699986254429847814?s=20

logan (@SetTheEdgeYT)

Time to give Dwayne Bowe a call

Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 3:21 AM

[weak gull]

Man…I’m so lit rn dude…smiling ear to ear

[weak gull]

LMAOOOOO

[rustic mountain]

Holy. Shit.

Dude KC's wideout room might be worse than ours

[dim kettle]

Lions really just went into Arrowhead and beat the defending SB champs. What a start of a story.

[rustic mountain]

Holy fuck

[weak gull]

Man y’all I’m so happy 😭😭😭

[rustic ore]

@hasty mesa Hell, if the Chiefs are really desperate there's a guy by the name of Antonio Brown actually out there

[rustic ore]

Now come the excuses

Kelce/Jones out

The drops

[rustic mountain]

Nah I give total props to Detroit

Just didn't realize KC has just an absolutely Abysmal wide out room

[hasty mesa]

I said that about the Giants

[dim kettle]

I had an argument here, but it was offsides.

[hasty mesa]

The excuses on Twitter will be crazy

[honest umbra]

how much money do y’all think Toney had on this game?

[hasty mesa]

But Lions defense played well man

[rustic mountain]

And that Jawan Taylor basically in the slot all game

Whew

[rustic ore]

Hope Branch is okay, really like him

[honest umbra]

What happened to branch?

[hasty mesa]

Injury

[rustic mountain]

Detroit starting really well

[hasty mesa]

Hobbled off

[dawn tapir]

i don't think that their THAT desperate

[rustic ore]

Got banged up in a gang tackle attempt

[hasty mesa]

Detroit needed this win if they want to win their division

[honest umbra]

I hope he’s ok

[hasty mesa]

Really good start

Playoff Lions

[dim kettle]

You know, they could bitch about the drops. But the Chiefs put Toney on the depth chart. So that's on the Chiefs and so a L.

[honest umbra]

Mahomes looked fine tbh

His receivers were complete ass lol

[weak gull]

Looked great ngl

[rustic ore]

Yeah Mahomes did his job

[rustic mountain]

It's 100% on the chiefs for fielding one of the worst wide out rooms there is

[honest umbra]

They def wasn’t expecting Kelce to be out

[rustic ore]

Can't predict a freak injury in practice, shit happens

[rustic mountain]

They actually make me feel like Kendrick Bourne and Devante Parker aint so bad lmao

[rustic ore]

Thankfully it isn't serious

[honest umbra]

Yea but the receivers are pretty mid

[modest totem]

I literally did not see that coming

[versed forge]

Tbh i blame toney on tonight’s L

[honest umbra]

I wonder if reed just thought if he throws anyone out there, it’ll work

[rustic mountain]

Dare I say

[weak gull]

Folks also said our secondary is ass though man, and they showed up tonight

[rustic mountain]

Did Andy Reid pull a Bill Belichick

[rustic ore]

Man was legit responsible for 6 points going to Detroit

[rustic mountain]

And thinks he field mid players because of his qb?

[weak gull]

Chiefs wideout room ain’t great but covering as well as they did for as long as they did was great

[honest umbra]

Goff doesn’t lose to mahomes

[dim kettle]

You know, even with Travis Kelce, the WR depth is still gonna be a problem if nothing is done. I mean, you gotta remember Burrow had multiple tries to win the game in the AFCC game. It's not gonna be easy to get back to the SB.

[honest umbra]

It’s a given

[rustic mountain]

[versed forge]

Bruh

[smoky fable]

And they don’t have the guy that won them that game in Chris Jones

[versed forge]

💀

[smoky fable]

Those sacks

[honest umbra]

U guys think Chris jones price went up?

[celest zephyr]

Never let toney cook again

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/money-bring-me-my-money-meme-dancing-gif-14468906

[honest umbra]

Don’t think their defense lost them the game

[weak gull]

Idk tbh, kelce def need more money tho lol

[modest totem]

Who picked up Patty Mahomes on fantasy?

[smoky fable]

I don’t think so

[weak gull]

Chiefs defense played well without jones

[rustic ore]

Balkan

[honest umbra]

But lions OL was kinda OP last two drives

[celest zephyr]

Hurts better

[rustic ore]

[honest umbra]

Allen better

[rustic mountain]

Kelce needs WAY more money

[celest zephyr]

Cheifs d line was out of juice

[rustic mountain]

No Kelce, no passing game

[dim kettle]

Maybe. However, Chiefs still only allowed 21 points which 7 of those was on Toney on the offense.

[celest zephyr]

Read my bio

[weak gull]

They just held the #4 offense from last year to 21 without jones

[rustic ore]

Bolton and Gay are gonna be a problem, nasty duo

[hasty mesa]

Mike Evans

[dim ledge]

Wow

[weak gull]

Jones probably has a worse case after that

[honest umbra]

Bolton trucked the one dude on that one drive

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-sure-jan-sarcastic-brady-bunch-gif-11590179

[dim ledge]

Congrats vin

[celest zephyr]

Bolton is him fr, too bad the chiefs are a bunch of practice squad players with a really good coordinator

[rustic mountain]

Too bad DeAndre Hopkins was a bullshit artist about wanting to win lmao

[weak gull]

AND IM GETTING LUNCH AT WORK TOMORROW

[rustic mountain]

Hell yeah Vinny@!

[dim kettle]

He has a better chance of being a Jet than a Chief to be real. Not that the Bucs are gonna trade him anyways.

[smoky fable]

He wanted that money

[weak gull]

TY

[rustic ore]

Get a cheese burger in honor of Reid

[celest zephyr]

Drop D Ball aka Kadarious Toney

[honest umbra]

This is why u guys shoulda picked the lions to win like me and Vinny

[weak gull]

Sadly don’t eat meat, but I would lol

[hasty mesa]

Chris Jones is tonight’s biggest loser

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/all-of-this-pointing-up-there-see-this-gif-14720503

[smoky fable]

I thought about it after Kelce’s injury

[rustic ore]

Swap the patty out for a veggie burger

[honest umbra]

Idk about that

[rustic mountain]

Used to be vegetarian. Respect

[weak gull]

Deal

[celest zephyr]

Tonight’s biggest loser is the eagles, because winning against the chiefs is this fucking easy

[dawn tapir]

the Chiefs receivers this game were very mid. but i can see some of these guys improving as the season goes on.

[honest umbra]

Yea esp if u add a guy named Kelce in there

Going for 100 YDs and 2 tds every game

[weak gull]

Rashee will but only one I see with a upward trajectory tbh

[hasty mesa]

Who has Toney in fantasy?

[honest umbra]

That one guy

[celest zephyr]

Nobody

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/juju-bruh-corvette-gif-25195443

They miss this guy

[rustic mountain]

That wide out room be looking like Madden franchise mode after a few seasons with random name generated players

[dim kettle]

But you know, I also win. I got to see Donavan getting called for holding multiple times and get to see how Chief fans feel about it

[dawn tapir]

sky moore wasn't even thrown to lol

[rustic mountain]

Hey I know this tik toker!

[celest zephyr]

Chiefs wrs are 10 day contract players

[rustic ore]

He was thrown to plenty, dropped everything

[weak gull]

Man send us to Dallas, time to cleanse the nfl of its sins

The Detroit Exorcism

[celest zephyr]

Danny Dimes will do it

[hasty mesa]

Just saying Daniel Jones beat the Vikings with this caliber of player

[honest umbra]

He got some air though

[celest zephyr]

Vikings secondary was ass

[weak gull]

Fuck it, I’m switch to giants @hasty mesa

[honest umbra]

So ur saying daniel jones > mahomes?

[dim kettle]

Why do I get the feeling this is gonna end with another hail mary catch to lose the game?

[honest umbra]

Because if so

[hasty mesa]

HELL YEAH WHY NOT

[smoky fable]

Vikings DC was fired after that.

[honest umbra]

I agree

[hasty mesa]

JONES MVP

[celest zephyr]

Daniel jones hasn’t lost this season so yes

[hasty mesa]

Daniel Jones is undefeated

[honest umbra]

Neither has Desmond ridder

[modest totem]

I, like any good NFL fan, am waiting eagerly for a Cowboys L

[celest zephyr]

Fr

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/amen-anchorman-will-ferrell-gif-10865461

[honest umbra]

A men

[modest totem]

My bad Vinny didn't mean to reply to that lol

[dim kettle]

Daniel Jones just as undefeated as Jay Cutler as a Bear

[celest zephyr]

Huh?

[weak gull]

Lions are in the trending gifs

I love this

[hasty mesa]

I’m happy for the Lions fans

[honest umbra]

Goff had some really good midfield throws today

[hasty mesa]

I can only imagine the happiness

[honest umbra]

Reynolds is him

[weak gull]

You’re good, I never care if I’m pinged ngl. It’s not a big deal

[hasty mesa]

Beating Suoer Bowl Champs in their stadium

[rustic ore]

Daniel Jones has as many losses this year as Jay Cutler has wives

[hasty mesa]

Doesn’t matter how

[celest zephyr]

This is nothing, what Josh Allen will do to New York will be called 9/11 part 2

[rustic ore]

Too much

[honest umbra]

Which New York?

[celest zephyr]

Conveniently the jets.

[honest umbra]

Oh

[hasty mesa]

Also

One other thing

[honest umbra]

Well I hope he goes off for my fantasy team sake

I’m expecting 5 TDs

[hasty mesa]

We traded Kadarius Toney for Darren Waller and Tre Hawkins, our rookie starting CB

Joe Schoen masterclass

[celest zephyr]

I hope big kirko goes off

[dim kettle]

NYC had to lit up the Empire State Building in green for the Eagles because they got tired of waiting for the Jets.

[dawn tapir]

think the Jets make the playoffs?

[honest umbra]

Yes

[celest zephyr]

no lol

[dim kettle]

I have them going 11-6

[honest umbra]

As a 7th seed

[celest zephyr]

afc too stacked

Dolphins mid season looked like a 12-5 team, but shit happened and they ended up going 9-8

[dim kettle]

You have to remember the Jets were 7-4 at one point last season with no QB.

[celest zephyr]

Cupcake schedule

[hasty mesa]

Mahomes leads the league in interceptions btw

[celest zephyr]

Fraud

[honest umbra]

Goff hasn’t thrown one in 369 passes

[celest zephyr]

Guys put Mahomes on fraud watch

[honest umbra]

he diffs mahomes imo

[hasty mesa]

Goff > Mahomes

I’m happy with the NFL script so far

[honest umbra]

Shouldn’t even have been a pick six

Thing flew out of Toneys hand

bro was wyling

[dim kettle]

Phins have a tough first half and I'm afraid that will be enough to derail their playoff chances. Esspeically if Tua goes down again.

[hasty mesa]

Kudos to Brian Branch for seeing that

I feel like there are a good amount of CBs who wouldn’t make that a pick 6

[dawn tapir]

i hope the giants crush the cowboys

[weak gull]

Advantage of zone fr

[hasty mesa]

Me too

Me too

[honest umbra]

I hope the AI jerry jones can overtake the world

[weak gull]

A giants and jets win would really make this week stellar

[hasty mesa]

Throw in Cleveland

Cincy Buffalo and KC all losing week 1

[dim kettle]

Cincy has a recent track record of losing week 1 games.

[hasty mesa]

Too bad Pats can’t hold their end of the bargain and beat Philly week 1

[dawn tapir]

Commanders will crush the cardinals sunday

[weak gull]

I’m sending a meteor to that game

We should be good

Game won’t get played

[sweet tree]

hope so

heard they sold out the stadium

[dim kettle]

I couldn't imagine being a Pats fan rn. There's really nothing there. Bill will coach a good enough team that will not be good enough against good teams.

[weak gull]

7-10/8-9 otw

[dim kettle]

Probably will be 7 games

[weak gull]

I’m leaning that way too

[hasty mesa]

So limbo?

[dawn tapir]

but Bill O'Brien is back as OC

[hasty mesa]

But I trade years of limbo for all those trophies any day

[dim kettle]

I said it before. Pats took one step forward, the rest of the AFC East took 10 steps forward.

[hasty mesa]

Pats are still due a good few more decades of mediocrity and failure for all they’ve done

Blood pact with the devil

[dim kettle]

Kraft needs to make a decision because Bill the GM is running the team into the ground.

[weak gull]

Ima sleep so good tonight

[dim ledge]

I think the jags will have something to say this season

[weak gull]

I’d hope they do tbh

[dawn tapir]

i don't see that happening unless the patriots finish with the worst record and pick first in the draft

[weak gull]

Trevor should take a step and has a true 1 if Ridley returns to form

[dim kettle]

Even with their late-season boost. They're still a team that won 9 games last season. It's all gonna depend on T-Law.

You know, you often forget it because the Chargers went Chargers. But the Chargers had that lead a lot because T-Law threw like 4 picks.

[dawn tapir]

and if 2022 number 1 draft pick trevon walker improves on the defense

[weak gull]

Well that’s why he needs to take that step

Shit like that shouldn’t happen at all, he’s better than that

Has to be consistent

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1699993955432071299?s=20

[warm kestrel]

Are we doing NFL Pick Ems again?

[weak gull]

CJ stay talking🤣🤣🤣 no matter the team lol

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/BarryOnHere/status/1699994290230116499?s=20

Barry (@BarryOnHere)

#Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes just told reporters after the game that he "felt betrayed" by Travis Kelce for not playing tonight. "I expected 87 to be out there, but he left me alone with a bunch of future USFL receivers."

Wow.

Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 3:53 AM

[weak gull]

USFL is crazy😭

[dim kettle]

Chief fans seeing Toney tomorrow:

https://twitter.com/JoriEpstein/status/1699995256672964852?s=20

Jori Epstein (@JoriEpstein)

Patrick Mahomes on missing TE Travis Kelce vs. Lions: “You’re losing, I think, the best tight end of all time. But guys got to step up. It’s going to have an impact on the game, but other guys are going to have to step up in moments. … I believe that they will.”

@YahooSports

Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 3:57 AM

[weak gull]

I mean, they’re missing the best TE no doubt. But also on them for leaving everything on mahomes with having nobody who even comes close to matching his production

[hasty mesa]

This was the trade

[weak gull]

I need to see Jameson back man

[hasty mesa]

Joe Schoen masterclass

[weak gull]

So badly

[hasty mesa]

And with Joe Judge

Who’s ready to write a Daniel Jones apology letter

You have till Sunday

[honest umbra]

I’ll write him an apology

[weak gull]

Already wrote it, he got a Christmas gift otw if he win Sunday night

[smoky fable]

I’ll wait till later to send it

[fallen dragon]

Lions totally SLAYED

[dim kettle]

I would, but I ended up tripping midway to the mailbox

[fallen dragon]

Lions plz

[hasty mesa]

Gotcha

[fallen dragon]

:))

[weak gull]

ANOTHER ONEPRIDE FAITHFUL??

[fallen dragon]

YOU KNOW IT

[weak gull]

WE ARE GOING TO GET ALONG WELL

[fallen dragon]

YAYAS

[dim kettle]

Great now we have 2 people here ready to bite kneecaps.

[weak gull]

We taking more than the knees atp

[fallen dragon]

We taking a whole ass playoff game

1

[weak gull]

Man….I’ll cry

Just that would be enough to bring a grown man to tears🤣

[dim kettle]

That or the refs screw the Lions again.

[weak gull]

I mean…they clutched up tonight when I needed em to lol

Finally called that fucking false start

[fallen dragon]

A Patrick L always brings a smile to my face

[dim kettle]

Enjoy the free W on creamsicle day.

[fallen dragon]

The refs were ungodly ass istg

[weak gull]

They always are, but thankfully lions played clean enough football beyond the PI to get it done

[fallen dragon]

Who we playing next week?

I’m hyped now

[weak gull]

Seahawks

[fallen dragon]

Aw man

We got this

[weak gull]

Need revenge for last year

It’s go time

[fallen dragon]

Fr!

The comeback story of making the play offs last year :((

[weak gull]

And to think they lost a shootout to them earlier that year

[dim kettle]

You never know what you're getting with the Seahawks even though I think they're a 8 win team.

[fallen dragon]

They had a really close game, and the Seahawks kicked like a wr fieldgoal last year 😭

[weak gull]

I really gotta clean up my apartment now y’all😭 but man, I’ll be back tomorrow for sure. Great night

[fallen dragon]

Gn!!

[weak gull]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-valenti-jim-costa-kool-aid-cash-the-ticket-971-gif-27232563

[fallen dragon]

Happy I have another dreamer here

[rustic ore]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cQJJ_yJ-uAI

For anyone wondering, it's not because Grossi is a Packers fan, but because he wanted Branch on the Packers badly

And then not only had to see his fav team pass up on him but for him to go to a division rival a couple picks later

[hasty mesa]

That’s hilarious

[smoky fable]

Branch was a solid player

[short flame]

This pic is still peak

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/PardonMyTake/status/1699998826868719877

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/AriMeirov/status/1699996203398644156?s=20

How can anybody hate this guy?

[rustic ore]

Fr, seems like such a great guy

Reminds me a lot of Bill Cowher, though I imagine I'm saying that because it's a white dude with a goatee

[dim kettle]

I want a coach like Campbell.

[smoky fable]

USFL time

[weak gull]

My hero Dan Campbell

[rustic ore]

Long season to go yet still, that being said tip of the hat to the Lions not letting the national spotlight get to them, especially in enemy territory

Very disappointing start for KC though, they’ll obvi get right sooner rather than later but not the kind of showing you would want from a home opener

[dim ledge]

[hasty basin]

Ayoo lmao

[hasty basin]

Serbia is doing well

[burnt cedar]

Canada look so slow without Shai

[hasty basin]

Shai wasn't great this quarter

[burnt cedar]

Yeah 2 fouls

[hasty basin]

Hope he can do something

[burnt cedar]

Got clamped

[hasty basin]

Oh man this is bad for Canada

Olynyk injury would be bad man

Wtf was that Alexander-walker

What does Powell even do

[hasty basin]

Canada is gonna foul out their whole lineup

[thorn hornet]

Pepe left

Only Cedeic remains

[hasty basin]

To turk

[thorn hornet]

Pepe has my respect

He rejected Saudi

[hasty basin]

Moussa Diaby

[thorn hornet]

Also if we can't beat Liechtenstein tonight, the NT should be dissolved

[hasty basin]

Christ

Canada collapsed

They should've started Edey lol

He's literally 7'4

He'll do more than Dwight mf Powell

[robust grotto]

Looks like I missed a football game last night

[robust grotto]

Ahahahahahahaha

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/philfanacc/status/1699968474611585459?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

🤺 (@philfanacc)

Kadarius Toney welcome to SoundCloud.

Likes

8672

Retweets

1245

Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 2:10 AM

[hasty basin]

https://x.com/themadridzone/status/1699816279991845163?s=46&t=zGZ146lT9dr79SQ3BEFt0g

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

‼️ Spain NT is training in Georgia without boots or GK’s gloves. The luggage is still in Madrid. @la_SER #rmalive

Likes

2109

Twitter · Sep 7, 2023, 4:05 PM

Spain forgot their stuff

Lmaoooooo

[short flame]

He scored a second hat trick after the game

[hasty basin]

Let's fucking gooo Germany

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/nhlblackhawks/status/1699998458843729975?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

@dim ledge

[short flame]

That’s next level trolling from the Georgian aviation administration

[robust grotto]

I totally forgot about that. What a classic moment. Ovi W

[short flame]

True legend of the game. Let’s go for that goal scoring record

[robust grotto]

Crosby fan versus Ovi enjoyer

[hasty basin]

My god this USA Germany match is by far the best I've seen in Fiba

[hasty basin]

We do a little bit of trolling

[short flame]

Ovi fans just grab a bottle and enjoy greatness they don’t constantly remind you he’s the best and it’s his teammates failing him

[slow violet]

Lions with the upset

[hasty basin]

I didnt know Theis had so much skill

USA has Spoelstra and Kerr???

[torn gale]

LMAO KADARIUS PHONY

Lions double agent

[torn gale]

I hate kadarius toney

Congrats lions they didn’t start the season horribly

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-lions-detroit-lions-you-just-lost-you-lost-gif-24498515

[hasty basin]

GERMANY KINGS

[desert palm]

@weak gull the lions beat the Boogie man! Crazy

Full Reid was in effect

Hope for lions fans is reallllllllll

[celest zephyr]

Welp we lost Hahahahaah

Figured considering how inconsistent they are

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1700119735382241699?s=20

[hasty basin]

I LOVE YOU GERMANY

ITS OVER

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1700155224407597479?s=20

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

#Steelers CB Patrick Peterson predicted that he will get an INT against #49ers QB Brock Purdy on Sunday because he claims their offense has "Tell signs",

Purdy has responded with: "We'll see."

Brock full response was: "I don’t really know what to say about that. He’s a good…

Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 2:32 PM

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/terio-umm-nervous-anxious-what-gif-5205799

[burnt cedar]

World Champions of what

[hasty basin]

They were my dark horses from the mf start

[burnt cedar]

Obst was cooking

[hasty basin]

Obst

Lo, Theis, Wagner, schroeder

My fucking goats

[dim ledge]

https://twitter.com/JamesPearceLFC/status/1700157654348292356?t=ofR-Tli8H2C7FnedjdOLkA&s=19

James Pearce (@JamesPearceLFC)

Exclusive: Kostas Tsimikas set to sign new contract at Liverpool. #LFC

https://t.co/FBKhQukaGr

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Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 2:42 PM

MALAKA TIME

[hasty basin]

Acc didn't know

He was 27

[weak gull]

I was up crying last night cause of it

[robust grotto]

Slovakia beating Portugal later right @hasty basin

[dim ledge]

Fun fact

From the island across from mine

[hasty basin]

Yoo nice

[hasty basin]

Big fax

Portugal WHO

[robust grotto]

Portu who??

[hasty basin]

I can flex that Mamardashvili lives close to me

😎

[dim ledge]

Tldr his father was the head baker at the biggest hotel on the island across from mine + my aunt who owns a traditional kafe there knows them personally

Still is maybe?

So yeah he's there alot

[hasty basin]

Nice nice

There are 3 Georgian players in the squad from my town which is nice

[desert palm]

🥹

[short flame]

You got this

[hasty basin]

Thanks

[robust grotto]

That rules

[hasty basin]

Yeah, only been to Mamarda's house tho

[short flame]

Oh wow you’ve been to his house that’s amazing

[hasty basin]

Yeah it's very close to me I'm lucky

[short flame]

Solid keeper

[hasty basin]

Gave someone a signed shirt here

[short flame]

Oh Willy sagnol

Wow he’s your manager that’s so cool

[hasty basin]

In my eyes he's been the best manager we had

But it's hard to tell

Cause Kvara and the whole team just broke out

[short flame]

Do you also go to his house?

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1700157971802534307?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

𝗨𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲: #Chiefs WR Kadarius Toney has deleted his Twitter-X account.

Toney dropped 3 passes last nigh against the #Lions, one resulted in a pick-6.

He talked a lot of trash this offseason to #Giants fans, who celebrated his bad game last night...

https://t.co/jw0OLRpXSa

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Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 2:43 PM

[dim ledge]

[hasty basin]

Prob lives in Tbilisi so

[dim ledge]

Mfs said Drop D. Ball...

[solid dagger]

WORLD CHAMPIONS OF WHAT

[hasty basin]

Dani Olmo flashbacks are gonna hunt me man

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/winslow-odd-fellow-walk-in-walk-out-catdog-gif-8298707

[short flame]

Do you live in Tbilisi?

[short flame]

Of America

[solid dagger]

Are you Spanish?

[dim kettle]

So that's another thing Toney has dropped.

[hasty basin]

Georgian

[solid dagger]

I remember Dani Olmo torching us in the Euros semi final just to miss the penalty in the shootout

[hasty basin]

Nah I'm more western in a small town

[solid dagger]

Oh yeah true, my bad I forgot

[hasty basin]

He scored a screamer against us

In the last minutes

To win it

[short flame]

Ask Willy to move there

Actually you know what

Ask the whole national team to move to your neighborhood

[hasty basin]

Would be nice

[celest zephyr]

Someone is about to get cut with that performance hahahaha

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/dis-belief-surprised-oh-gif-10085527

[short flame]

on top of the table

[sweet tree]

feel bad for the guy

shouldn't argentina also be +1

lol

[short flame]

And be with 3 points

[sweet tree]

wait what 1 point

oh I c

[short flame]

I think they made a mistake

Either way we’re on top

[rustic mountain]

Gotta love chihuahua syndrome

[weak gull]

Detroit Lions

That is all

[dim ledge]

187

[desert palm]

17-0 here you come!

No Giants vs Lions this year

Or bucs

[desert palm]

Btw congrats on destroying Rodon the other night

We lost the opportunity of sweep because of him

Andddddddd we are back at .500 😞

[weak gull]

Was just a good day yesterday man

[fluid moat]

Chiesa is injured

North Macedonia 1 - 0 Italy

[desert palm]

Bruuuuuuuuuuuh you beat both boogie man’s just realized

[hasty basin]

We almost conceded in the 1st min

So that's good

[hasty basin]

And we conceded

[sweet tree]

lmfaooo

[fluid moat]

Oh geez

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-he-is-already-dead-stop-gif-5552043

[hasty basin]

We scored

[celest zephyr]

canada usa in the world cup huh

that's unusual

[short flame]

And Mexico as the triple organizers. USA had already hosted a World Cup in 94

[celest zephyr]

oh i meant basketball but yeah for fifa man the usa canada mexico hosting situation is weird af

i don't dislike it its just odd

[short flame]

They’re close countries I think it’s the second time it happens

Korea Japan in 02

[short flame]

Oh that’s a World Cup I saw people talking about a win vs Slovenia I didn’t know what the tournament was

[hasty basin]

Maybe a little late we were

[short flame]

Which one are you?

[hasty basin]

Left

If only we did this in 1st half

[short flame]

More shots well done

[hasty basin]

But nope

[short flame]

Gotta get the ball

[hasty basin]

We had 3 big chances

In 2nd half

[short flame]

You don’t win games with 30%

[hasty basin]

2 times they delayed it

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/josémourinho-portuguais-coach-real-madrid-victoire-gif-12469557

https://tenor.com/view/massimiliano-allegri-juventus-soccer-team-manager-no-hand-gif-16682221

[celest zephyr]

yeah they aren't the most original in naming lol

[celest zephyr]

not with that attitude

just gotta play the best terrorist football possible

[short flame]

But you’re not Jose, you need to park the bus after scoring the goal not before

[hasty basin]

Allegri 👀

[hasty basin]

Well he did play defensive before

1-5

[short flame]

Yeah but trailing 4-0 at half time isn’t the best terrorist football

[short flame]

But he did it well

Also you forgot the gif for the master of the dark arts

https://tenor.com/view/cholo-simeone-pensar-gif-21630609

[hasty basin]

I was gonna send yeah but

I respect him for this season

1-6

[burnt cedar]

Spain bringing on Yamal doesn’t feel right to me

[sweet tree]

morata hattrick

[short flame]

I thought you were saying between 2001 and 2005 Jesus Christ you’re getting destroyed

[burnt cedar]

Feels like it’s more to block off Morocco getting him

[sweet tree]

he already chose spain

[hasty basin]

Perhaps we should disband

[short flame]

He chose Spain

[sweet tree]

he said himself he always wanted spain

tho I thought he would've picked morroco but I was wrong

[burnt cedar]

I mean if he doesn’t live up to his potential then he’ll not be able to swap

Not like he was really called up based on form

[sweet tree]

p sure there's a new rule in place if they don't reach a certain amount of games they can switch, like Laporte but tbh I don't see him regretting that decision

[hasty basin]

Mercy rule anyone?

[burnt cedar]

Yeah it’s like 3 games

[sweet tree]

hes been playing with the Spanish youth team for a while now

[hasty basin]

We are just injuring spain players at this point

[short flame]

It’s national side you shouldn’t just change it like that. You choose allegiance to a nation and fight for them

[burnt cedar]

But yeah if lives up to it then there’s no issues

[burnt cedar]

It’s not that simple

Some guys can’t play for their nations due to loads of factors

Poor FAs

Some young players get exploited to play for England France etc

They get 3 caps and never play again

[short flame]

Then you end up with di stefano playing for Argentina Spain and Colombia

[burnt cedar]

It works both ways tbh

[hasty basin]

1-7

[sweet tree]

lol

[burnt cedar]

Kevin Prince Boateng only picked Ghana so he could play at the World Cup

[hasty basin]

Yamal

[burnt cedar]

Then never played again

[sweet tree]

wow

[burnt cedar]

Unfair to others who actually want to play and represent

[short flame]

Yeah and that could happen to a guy with English ancestors as well. Not everyone gets many caps

[burnt cedar]

Yes but the English player wasn’t picked to lock him out of representing another nation

[sweet tree]

Nico Williams gotta leave bilbao

nice debut goal for Yamal

[short flame]

If that happens sure but if you just change nations because you realized there was no space for you then that’s on them for deciding to play for that country

[burnt cedar]

Yeah and a lot of the time them decisions they make are when they are young kids

A lot of it is exploitive

[burnt cedar]

I’m guessing the 6.6 guy scored

[hasty basin]

No our bench player did

[burnt cedar]

6.6 while losing 7-1 and not scoring is pretty good tbh

[hasty basin]

Well yes

He's farming passes from kickoffs

[short flame]

How often does it happen that a team purposely gives a cap to a player for that reason?

[burnt cedar]

France and England have done it a lot in the past

The rules have changed to combat it

So it’s a start

[hasty basin]

kvara should've waited, got italy citizenship and played for them

[sweet tree]

it should be like 10 games

[hasty basin]

Oh I thought it was like 5

[sweet tree]

if you've played more than 10 you can't switch to your 2nd nation

[burnt cedar]

Can’t believe Roberto Martinez is their manager https://x.com/b24pt/status/1700198364069925121?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

B24 (@B24PT)

XI PORTUGAL: Diogo Costa, Dalot, António Silva, Rúben Dias, Cancelo, Palhinha, Bruno Fernandes, Vitinha, Bernardo Silva, Rafael Leão, Ronaldo.

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Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 5:24 PM

[hasty basin]

Yes

[burnt cedar]

Doesn’t even look real

[sweet tree]

the depth is crazy

who they play

[burnt cedar]

If they had anyone else in charge I’d think they contend for the next World Cup

Corpse of ronaldo on the bench

[hasty basin]

We never conceded 7 btw

[sweet tree]

roberto martinez is a weird signing tbh

[hasty basin]

Before

[burnt cedar]

Mou x Portugal 2026

One last dance

[hasty basin]

Even the commentators

Are giving up

Lol

[sweet tree]

well it's spain

but yeah it's a tough beating tho

[fluid moat]

Well I was going to say Scotland may top the group but this might’ve changed that

[hasty basin]

Well if Spain keeps pulling their pants down Scotland might finish without a loss/draw

[thorn hornet]

RIP Croco

Sorry buddy

[hasty basin]

We could've lost 10-1

[thorn hornet]

Morata hattrick yeah it's joever

[hasty basin]

I don't even know when the ball goes in

Because no one reacts

It's like normal

We're still gonna sing that song "The end of a fairy tale is kind"

[short flame]

If it wasn’t for the thing you were saying about fake caps I’d say one match you’re done. I wouldn’t want someone who sees Colombia as a backup

[sweet tree]

1 is too little

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol anyone can do tht in a throwaway game

To preserve talant

[sweet tree]

I guess 5 is a good sweet spot but honestly I really don't know what the actual number is for that situation.

[hasty basin]

Yeah I thought it was 5

[sweet tree]

oh it seems like Laporte has never made his debut with France

i guess that made it easier for his switch

[robust grotto]

All that just to get smacked tonight. Love to see it

https://tenor.com/view/rendekova-tastyslovakia-slovakfolk-slovakgirl-smile-gif-15406221

[sweet tree]

the player played in no more than three competitive senior games before the age of 21.

the player has not played in the final stage of an official tournament such as the World Cup, European Championship, Copa America etc.

I guess these are the rules, 3 caps at most

[hasty basin]

3 caps?

THat's still sorta low

[short flame]

I think 1 it’s too late but I think perfect number is 3

[short flame]

I don’t see what he offers as a manager

[hasty basin]

Baldness

He's just like pep

And the great Eric Ten Hag

[sweet tree]

ah just realized I went to school with that Noah lyles dude lol

[short flame]

And zizou

[sweet tree]

didn't know he became that good

dude was like the best runner in the state

[hasty basin]

Lmaoo

[short flame]

So croco knows mamadona and you know an Olympic athlete

[robust grotto]

You’ll see in 2 hours time 🙂

[short flame]

I don’t see anything that he does that brings anything special he just puts 11 people on the pitch and hopes it works out

[robust grotto]

Perfect, and let’s hope it stays that way

[hasty basin]

The rain made it like a fucking anime moment

[short flame]

Is he playing your nation?

[robust grotto]

Yes

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/report-tee-higgins-bengals-are-not-and-have-never-been-close-on-an-extension

https://tenor.com/view/oh-popcorn-eating-gif-18107571

[smoky fable]

More pressure on the Bengals to win it this year

Think they can if they win the AFC

Won’t be easy to replace Higgins

[honest umbra]

Is he still playing?

[short flame]

Dubravka skriniar and lobotka that’s a nice side

[hasty basin]

I fucking love Dubravka, he was my favourite keeper in the prem when he started

Lobotka gotta show love after watching all the napoli games

He's class, pressure free midfielder

[short flame]

For sure they’re both very good

@robust grotto let’s make a deal I’ll give you the W if you let Ronnie score a brace

[robust grotto]

I’ll take it in a heartbeat. A win would do wonders for our qualifying

[dim kettle]

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1700213302779891776?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #Giants added TE Darren Waller to the injury report with a hamstring issue. He is now questionable for Sunday night vs. Dallas.

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Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 6:23 PM

[short flame]

Deal

[robust grotto]

SLOVENKSOOOOO

[thorn hornet]

DZEKO

Goal

[hasty basin]

Good shit lad

Well atleast one of us is gonna go home happy

Gonna be 2 of us tho

[thorn hornet]

We're back

If we lose against Iceland it's over

[fluid moat]

Why does McTominay turn into R9 whenever he plays for a Scotland

[thorn hornet]

Thank fuck we have Nations League pass

Luxembourg beating Iceland

[thorn hornet]

I think this is his 6th or 7th goal in these qualifications lol

Top scorer

LOL

2-0

Bilbija is amazing

Own goal but whatever

WTF

What a goal

2-1

Fairs lol

[wheat wyvern]

https://twitter.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1700155657742135334?t=gyPqNFYqTORQ5btcP_U6MQ&s=19

NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral)

BREAKING: Germany takes down Team USA

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Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 2:34 PM

Damn what do my eyes see here

[robust grotto]

https://x.com/sportsnet/status/1700220023803871340?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Sportsnet (@Sportsnet)

The Regina Pats have officially signed 14-year-old Jett Deschamps. 👏

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Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 6:50 PM

Bruh has a 14 year old ever played major junior ?!?

He looks 10 wtf

[short flame]

As long as he’s good enough nothing wrong there

Falcao made his debut in the Colombian league at 13

[robust grotto]

There’s only a small list of players who ever played major Junior that young

I know 15, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen 14 before that’s crazy. Maybe his birthday is coming up and that’s why he’s good to go

But to think a 14 year old will play against 20 year olds lol

[short flame]

Some people develop earlier

[thorn hornet]

This is NOT fun

THEY GOT HANDS

[short flame]

Handball in the area?

[thorn hornet]

Nah they fight back

[hasty basin]

Idk what would be worse, you drawing to Liechtenstein or us losing 1-7

[thorn hornet]

1st one

No offense but losing to Spain was expected

Liechtenstein are 200th on Fifa ranking

[hasty basin]

Yeah but we never in our history conceded 7

[thorn hornet]

We never drew liechtenstein too

[hasty basin]

Managers drew tho

Hehehe

[thorn hornet]

If we don't grind out a win I will be livid

Bring me Artetaball

I hate this

[hasty basin]

Rare from me but bring Bournemouth back already 🙏

We have Chelsea next

[thorn hornet]

We have Everton lol

Goodison Park

Demirovic it's time to revoke your citizenship buddy

[hasty basin]

Well you got a better one then

[thorn hornet]

This ref is so ass

[hasty basin]

Why does Luxembourg have a superteam

[thorn hornet]

Bilbija tonight

[hasty basin]

Pjanic?

[thorn hornet]

Mid

He should retire

Embarassing himself

[hasty basin]

demn

[thorn hornet]

He's so washed it's unreal

Tahirovic is good ones to watch for future

Bosnia fanaticos cheering liechtenstein medical team

BIH Fanaticos are great half of them are ex cons

[hasty basin]

Nice

https://gyazo.com/6669fe3a321c8dca1591f412ecce3070

Turkey carried by fans

[thorn hornet]

Luxembourg Euro 2024 I will be there

[hasty basin]

Yea no ones stopping that superteam

What is this group

.

[thorn hornet]

Holy mid

Please

End it

[hasty basin]

That and then this man

[thorn hornet]

I'm tired Robbie

[hasty basin]

I wanna die

[thorn hornet]

We are 4th lol

6 points

[hasty basin]

Lol

[thorn hornet]

Luxembourg conceded

[hasty basin]

God Scotland, Spain is spain, Norway on the comeup

Cyprus is there innit

[thorn hornet]

We ain't making it out of the groups

Kodro is a decent coach but these players stink

Luxembourg 3-1

7 minutes added time we're fucked

[hasty basin]

Gol Bosnia

[thorn hornet]

Krunic offside

FUUUCK

Hamula on

Demirovic off thank God

[hasty basin]

No gol

[thorn hornet]

Kodro's son is coming on

Gazimbegovic is so good

Better than Kolasinac

[hasty basin]

Just tell him the goal is Ozil's car

[thorn hornet]

Lol

He's called hulk for a reason

No thinking, just smash

[dim ledge]

@rustic ore listening to a Bosa press conference right now

I can't unhear it

aged up bert

[thorn hornet]

I'm going insane

[honest umbra]

yamal with first international goal at 16

different

[thorn hornet]

Barely

Just barely

Give us France or Italy we're gonna win or draw

[honest umbra]

U think so?

[thorn hornet]

But against these small nations we're ass

[thorn hornet]

Yuh

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/bert-and-ernie-sesame-street-look-up-irritated-blank-stare-gif-16381514

[dim ledge]

its in how he goes from word to word

how he weaves them together

its hilarious dude lmao his voice is so calm and like

almost soothing

and he fuckin pile drives dudes

[honest umbra]

how do we feel about mahomes performance game 1 Balkan

[dim ledge]

hey man he got me good points barring the int

aint his fault

Rice also had a good game but ofc I had him on the bench. lmfao

[honest umbra]

If only receivers could catch

[versed forge]

We’ll bounce back next game

Kelce will be back

[rustic ore]

KC gonna bounce back more balls to opposing DBs?

[versed forge]

Man bro that was unfortunate

[hasty basin]

Doesn't mean much

We were letting anyone score 💀

That was like scoring against uhh

Idk Deportivo

[rustic ore]

Truly an all timer

Also the fact that he deleted his Twitter account after all the shit talking he did to Giants fans on it is pure karma

[rustic mountain]

Toney a bitch

[rustic ore]

Man is Charmin soft

[versed forge]

He received so much backlash on twitter

The memes are hilarious

[rustic ore]

Deservedly

[rustic ore]

Live by the sword die by the sword

[rustic mountain]

Lions def deserve credit as much the Chiefs deserved to be memed for putting together probably the worst wide out room there is

But that's what happens when one dude makes 500 mil

[rustic ore]

You know what I got reminded of watching Mahomes last night?

Brady in SB 46

Giselle bitching post game saying “My husband can’t throw and catch to himself!”

Or something like that

[rustic mountain]

The only thing with that is though is the players in 46 were a LOT better than what they played lile

Like*

Welker was in that game, Gronk was in that game, hell as awful as a person as he was Aaron Hernandez was in that game

Hell, an albeit slowed down but still decent, Deion Branch was in that game

She was right to call it out then because the weapons couldn't get separation and they dropped shit

[rustic ore]

Still funny

[rustic mountain]

I was more reminded of 2013 when Brady played with Austin Collie, Kenbrell Thompkins, Aaron Dobson and a hurt Danny Amendola

This was also before Edelman really caught on and I think Gronk was out for the season

Oh it's def hilarious

But I couldn't help be reminded over and over of 2013's horrible weapon corps

[rustic ore]

Ah Austin Collie, attempted murder survivor of one Peyton Manning

[rustic mountain]

He caught like 20 balls or something for us

Before retiring

Lmao

Dude had massive massive concussion problems

Couldn't do it

Sadly

[rustic ore]

Thanks to Manning

[rustic mountain]

Yeaaaaah as good as Peyton was

He fucked up his dudes sometimes lol

[rustic ore]

You cannot convince me that wasn’t personal, all those hospital balls he threw exclusively to Collie across the middle

[rustic mountain]

I think he did some similar stuff to Dallas Clark?

Oh no I am thinking of Brandon Stokely

[dim ledge]

@weak gull it's ya boy
https://twitter.com/49ers/status/1700268972204265769?t=D88duLmnv7v1R2-Nl0EhOQ&s=19

San Francisco 49ers (@49ers)

Nick Bosa, Jake Moody and Talanoa Hufanga have been cleared to play in #SFvsPIT; George Kittle and Charvarius Ward are listed as questionable for Sunday.

Week 1 @DignityHealth practice report: https://t.co/mHg4h65CPv

Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 10:04 PM

[weak gull]

My guy gone be hittin dingers

[proud coyote]

No injuries this year please lord

[torn gale]

Lions legend Kadarius Phony

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1700206168658821391?t=ebqclPRW9Knqx2rhMmHTRQ&s=19

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

#Broncos players were asked why they hate the #Raiders and Randy Gregory said it's because of Mark Davis' haircut 🤣😂

"I don't like the owner's haircut, I don't like the bowl cut.. kinda pisses me off" 😆

(h/t @DNVR_Broncos)

https://t.co/70PsEqtK5L

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Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 5:55 PM

[rustic ore]

@robust grotto @hasty mesa https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1700251084613378525?t=iTjnvdMPR9-qcnRqb8NZ_g&s=19

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

#Giants K Graham Gano gets $16.5 million over three years on his contract extension, source says. A little more than $11.3 million fully guaranteed. Money in the bank for a money kicker.

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Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 8:53 PM

https://twitter.com/Ihartitz/status/1700251295310090581?t=iTjnvdMPR9-qcnRqb8NZ_g&s=19

Ian Hartitz (@Ihartitz)

Saquon should start learning how to kick

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Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 8:54 PM

[torn gale]

I feel bad for laughing lol

[hasty mesa]

Love Gano

Always been good for us

[hasty mesa]

This is HILARIOUS

[rustic ore]

https://youtu.be/3tQea8tbj80?si=zKI0mxGjeZmaq4Xi but has he always been good to you?

[hasty mesa]

It’s ok that’s why we stole him

[rustic ore]

Gosh there’s excited and then there’s Spanish announcer excited

Classic

[hasty mesa]

https://x.com/jfowlerespn/status/1700277038962065688?s=46

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

From @SportsCenter a bit ago, Darren Waller’s hamstring injury is not believed to be serious and the Giants are hopeful he can play Sunday night vs. Dallas, per source. No firm determination yet. Team will likely monitor through the weekend.

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Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 10:36 PM

Good

He’ll help even if he’s limited

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/osowxvyy/status/1700250643502711152?t=A3OL_1uA7uEXQ762OaYgUQ&s=19

🇨🇩 (@osowxvyy)

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Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 8:51 PM

[dense stag]

🇺🇾 3️⃣ ➖ 1️⃣ 🇨🇱

[short flame]

Let’s hope we also beat Chile on Tuesday

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/tampa-bay-rays-rays-tampa-bay-tampa-baseball-gif-19368230

[dense stag]

Let's go my Colombian brothers

[modest totem]

Honestly same 😂😂😂

[modest totem]

I love this!!

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/1700337319667261871?t=rD9aQDr1LFyC-WxOTJStRw&s=19

[short flame]

[short flame]

Why do Bolivia always get battered at away games

[smoky fable]

What a celebration

[smoky fable]

I hope so

[sweet tree]

no idea

no high elevation tax

it's brazil anyways

[short flame]

But it’s also the mentality. They play like they’re already defeated away from home. If they won a couple away games with their home advantage they could be a force for the qualifiers

[hasty basin]

Fucking legend

Ok I think it's IMPOSSIBLE to defend him now

[thorn hornet]

He may be the only players whos mental health is good when he's at Everton

Jesus didn't die for this

Didn't die but benched but whatever

[hasty basin]

That was Diniz's first game

Lol

[burnt cedar]

Biggest club in France

https://x.com/gffn/status/1700467105261343118?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Get French Football News (@GFFN)

At which clubs have French national team players been at when they scored their international goals? (@Statsdufoot)

1 | Arsenal - 106 goals
2 | PSG - 100
3 | Marseille - 98
4 | Reims - 77
5 | Juventus - 71

Twitter · Sep 9, 2023, 11:12 AM

[short flame]

I will defend pelé as long as I’m alive

[short flame]

Having their 2 all time greater scorers helps

https://tenor.com/view/olivier-giroud-arsenal-goal-celebration-wassup-gif-7468805

[mental elk]

One is the greatest footballer to have ever lived
The other one is an overpaid and unsportsmanlike fish

[rustic ore]

College football day 🥳

[sacred coral]

.

[weak gull]

Fav day of the week

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/notre-dame-fighting-irish-ian-book-fighting-irish-football-college-football-gif-24237649

[weak gull]

….ew

[dim ledge]

Noles!

[robust grotto]

Shut up

[dim ledge]

[robust grotto]

I want the real Balkan back

What is this

@proud coyote I blame you !!!

[dim ledge]

Juba has done nothing wrong

He simply showed me the light

Huh. Good https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1700518364408418392?t=vifsaQdEeAh5KcEZGlUTvg&s=19

Field Yates (@FieldYates)

The 49ers have restructured the contract of DL Arik Armstead, creating $11.78M in 2023 cap space, per source.

Even after signing Nick Bosa to the largest non-QB contract ever, the 49ers now have $41.5M in cap space to begin the regular season, by far the most in the NFL 🧐

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Twitter · Sep 9, 2023, 2:35 PM

[robust grotto]

I’m going to be devastated when you turn into a March Madness guy

[dim ledge]

Never lol

[robust grotto]

Lmfao good, please

[dim ledge]

I simply wanted a horse in the CFL race

[robust grotto]

Only teasing bro you’re good

College football has the passion

It’s why I like world juniors so much

Just remember to hate Ohio state, that’s my only college football rule

[dim ledge]

....but

Bosa came from....

........

[hasty basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1150058077945614387/1150081849176096809/IMG_5375.png
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1150058077945614387/1150081849444548658/IMG_5377.png

[celest zephyr]

Not nfl sundays? Smh

Washed Vinny

[weak gull]

I prefer cfb, I thought this was known? Also Saturday is a better day than Sunday in general

I watch both religiously still

[dim ledge]

Saturday is objectively better than Sunday

I actually hate Sundays

Worst day of the week for me

NFL the only saving grace

[rustic mountain]

Sundays are good for football, but tbh not much else

[sweet tree]

I prefer Saturdays as well

tho Fridays >

[celest zephyr]

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/sports/nhl/treliving-admits-he-s-failed-to-instill-sense-of-urgency-in-nylander/ar-AA1grGF4?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=42577f6a782643f09ff1522e36f1779b&ei=11

oh ffs man

do the players run the team or do you?

this fucker didn't learn shit

ah yes we are just going to let a player walk for nothing all because we can't agree to a deal

[celest zephyr]

lynch better get to work on that oline and secondary

[weak gull]

Truly

[dim ledge]

Yeah idk what it is man

Sundays just depress me

[haughty moss]

MARV td. love to see it

[weak gull]

Notre dame taking an L today

[hasty basin]

This match was amazing

Angry Ginge might be the best defender OAT

[sweet tree]

how is that possible

[hasty basin]

Lmaoo

[fluid moat]

England is losing

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/738580480437387264/1133535975507759225/IMG_7635.gif

[hasty basin]

?

Oh shit I forgot the game was happening

Lol

[haughty moss]

2nd TD

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/espncfb/status/1700555718951096566?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

https://fxtwitter.com/cfbonfox/status/1700557114660245939?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1700560495068008599?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[weak gull]

I knew it

[rustic mountain]

Bro how do you pronounce Deion Sanders' kid's name?

Shedeur??

[mental elk]

Everytime I watch Mudryk play I have to remember that Chelsea paid 70 million euros for him

and boy that man is not even worth like a quarter of that purchase lmao

might be one of the biggest over spendings in Football history tbh
Right up there with Lukaku to Chelsea for 100 million and Coutiniho to Barca for 105 million

[dim ledge]

Very par the course with Chelsea

But Murdyk is nowhere near as bad as Antony

[mental elk]

Tbh, they are both really dogshit

[versed forge]

https://vxtwitter.com/WillBrinson/status/1700559965839044814/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1700559965839044814&currentTweetUser=WillBrinson

[mental elk]

but at the very least, Antony has scored a goal

Mudryk has yet to score for Chelsea, and has 2 assists. For a forward you paid 70 million for, that aint good lmao
Antony on the other hand, still equally shit in terms of performance but he's somehow nabbed 8 goals and 3 assists for himself (he's got as many yellows as he has goals hilariously though)