#sports
dim ledge
proud coyote
smoky fable
getting pressure
weak gull
DAN BIG BALLS CAMPBELL
rustic mountain
Lmaooooo
robust grotto
https://vxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1699923404332171736?s=20 wtf lmao
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
hasty mesa
Ballsy as HELL
rustic mountain
Jesus H lmao
hasty mesa
GIBBS
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Fooooootbooooolllllll
weak gull
GIBBY LOOKING SHIFTY BABY
robust grotto
RAAAAAYYY
hasty mesa
GIBBY LOOKING SHIFTY BABY
Future first ballot HOFer Gibbs
robust grotto
Legend. Hope you’re good buddy
weak gull
Future first ballot HOFer Gibbs
IM SAYIN
smoky fable
montgomery getting some yards
modest totem
I'm kinda surprised Detroit got this far
smoky fable
I'm kinda surprised Detroit got this far
Chiefs defense isn't that impressive
Especially with no Chris Jones
Lions offensive line is good too
modest totem
I'm saying I'm surprised Goff got this far lol
dim ledge
Jones and Parsons gonna ask for Bosa levels of bread 
smoky fable
Was he a free agent signing?
yeah. Swift was traded
modest totem
KC defense is okay but Goff kinda surprising me
celest zephyr
https://vxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1699923404332171736?s=20 wtf lmao
What the fuck
smoky fable
Jones and Parsons gonna ask for Bosa levels of bread <:hehe:1009168182096965775>
Parsons is getting paid more than Bosa probably
hasty mesa
TD for them LIONS
smoky fable
Amon Ra
hasty mesa
Goffense baby
smoky fable
Good receiver
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Touchdown
weak gull
I DO MY LIL DANCEY DANCE
dim kettle
Parsons deserves it honestly. The closest thing to LT in this era IMO
robust grotto
yeah. Swift was traded
chicago has to be a little salty by that
hasty mesa
Parsons deserves it honestly. The closest thing to LT in this era IMO
Win MVP first
weak gull
THEY CANT COVER THE SUN GOD
dim ledge
https://vxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1699923404332171736?s=20 wtf lmao
Gonna ask his AI to buy Liverpool
hasty mesa
Saying Parsons is close to LT is blasphemy
celest zephyr
Gonna ask his AI to buy Liverpool
do it do it do it do it
robust grotto
Gonna ask his AI to buy Liverpool
and i decided to buy liverpool because nothing makes me think of america more than the color red
dawn tapir
Amon-ra underrated
dim kettle
Saying Parsons is close to LT is blasphemy
Of course the Giant fan would object to that.
weak gull
Him or watt, but parsons more so. Similar style off the edge
hasty mesa
He made Left Tackles what they are today
weak gull
celest zephyr
He’s the best defensive player in the league
Honestly hot take tj watt might be better
smoky fable
Mahomes is going to have to carry this time
dim ledge
Bosa better than both :)
robust grotto
" the liverbird reminded me of the bald eagle. and it was at that moment i decided to buy my second football team" @dim ledge
rustic mountain
Bosa better than both :)
Both of who?
smoky fable
Watt and Parsons
celest zephyr
Also until Aaron Donald retires I ain’t saying someone else is for sure the best defender in the league
smoky fable
Myles Garrett isn't a slouch either
celest zephyr
That he is not
rustic mountain
Miles Garret so good, he is making people forget the time he almost killed a dude on the field
dim kettle
I legit think Parsons is that much of a freak.
celest zephyr
Man it’s definitely possible
I just can’t say Aaron Donald is worse
Dude is a monster
robust grotto
Someone just glued their hands to the floor at the US Open
celest zephyr
Wot
robust grotto
To the tennis court mid game **
smoky fable
To the tennis court mid game **
dim ledge
Definitely a stop oil person
celest zephyr
https://tenor.com/view/wackaflocka-gif-7684829
Yeah I’m a homer but parsons and watt are better
I ain’t even going to lie
dim ledge
Called it
dim kettle
Ya know, Miles Garret is a stud and the Browns should be very glad to have him. But it's one of those trick questions in hindsight. Would you rather have a stud like Miles Garret or Patrick Mahomes. Obviously, you'd want the QB.
robust grotto
https://twitter.com/jackciapciak/status/1699942598280982833
What a hero 
celest zephyr
I mean if you can win a ring with Nick foles and Matthew Stafford idk man
Obv the best qb around is worth it but it ain’t the end all be all
dawn tapir
cowboys now has an AI. Jerry jones hologram at their stadium that people can ask quesitons to. lol
robust grotto
rustic mountain
You can win a ring with either but you have to sell out at literally every other position
robust grotto
“Have fun in jail tonight buddy”
rustic mountain
And then more than likely not be in it for most years
celest zephyr
Yeah for sure
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https://x.com/heatdaddy69420/status/1699946556823335124?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeH...
Who is that?
dim ledge
The protestor I'm guessing
rustic mountain
Man there is a lot of blue in KC
modest totem
Oh I scrolled up gotcha
dim kettle
2017 draft really affected a lot of teams. Ultimately, the Bears, Niners, and Browns the teams I can think of at the moment all felt the consequences of missing on the QBs in the hindsight of it all. The Bears drafted a bust QB, the Niners eventually had to trade a lot in the 2021 draft to draft a bust of their own, and the Browns literally could've gotten Watson twice in that draft and missed both times and ended up having to trade a lot of draft capital to get him years later.
modest totem
https://twitter.com/jackciapciak/status/1699942598280982833
What fast acting glue are these people using is what I wanna know
smoky fable
No idea
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Clean first down
smoky fable
This will be an offensive game huh
dim kettle
That's what elite QBs do.
smoky fable
He’s worth that money
rustic mountain
But he is taking nobodies down the field
robust grotto
What fast acting glue are these people using is what I wanna know
Probably knows this kid
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They keep panning to Kelce and he looks sad
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Probably knows this kid
😮💨
rustic mountain
Kelce loves playing and he loves playing with Pat. His podcast has made me like Kelce a bit
modest totem
Kelce loves playing and he loves playing with Pat. His podcast has made me like ...
I hear hes funny
rustic mountain
But I like Travis Kelce
dim kettle
You only want to rip his head off when he's burning your defense.
modest totem
Yeah I don't like kc
rustic mountain
Yeh fr
robust grotto
The only thing I like about KC are the white turtlenecks
dawn tapir
Mahomes always makes it look easy
rustic mountain
Even with dudes who Ive literally never heard of
robust grotto
One with a collar… turtle neck, that’s the kind
rustic mountain
Reminds me of 2013 Brady when we had Kenbrell Thompkins and Aaron Dobson
rustic mountain
modest totem
You mean you don't like the owners of the Denver Broncos?
You cut me real deep right there
rustic mountain
He does that
robust grotto
rustic mountain
You don't get used to it
dim kettle
Look, I had to deal with NO owning the Bucs for many years here.
smoky fable
You cut me real deep right there
It used to be the opposite with Peyton
smoky fable
Look, I had to deal with NO owning the Bucs for many years here.
Makes it easier that Payton also coaches the Broncos as well
modest totem
Love that man
dim kettle
Yeah, yeah. Love that gum-chewing, petty SOB
rustic mountain
Preist Holmes?
robust grotto
you know it dude
robust grotto
Holmes, Gonzalez
rustic mountain
Old KC stars
dim kettle
The many faces of wasted talent.
robust grotto
but for the life of me I cannot remember the QB at that time
dim kettle
Trent fucking Green
robust grotto
which tells you all you need to know
robust grotto
2 of the best weapons of that era and they had Trent Green
then eventually Smith ofc
dim ledge
Oh wait it's the NFL season now, that's right
dim kettle
I remember seeing Gonzalez in 08 and feeling bad that he had to be on such a shitty team.
robust grotto
ty Siren, I would have never remembered
rustic mountain
Alex Smith warmed the seat for Pat
robust grotto
was Smith in DC by the time Mahomes won that first SB
rustic mountain
Yes
dim kettle
Chiefs were such underachievers in the 2000s that even Dick Vermeil couldn't save their ass.
rustic mountain
Smith got traded the year before Mahomes was starting
Mahomes didn't win that first sb til 2019
Ahh good ol 2018 afc title game memories
dim kettle
Still convinced Pat could've started his rookie year and he would've done similar results to Smith.
Just felt like a wasted season.
dim ledge
@modest totem tis the season
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<@967589691333439538> tis the season
They haven't even played yet!!!!
dim kettle
Russ cooking up some Whoppers at BK.
dim ledge
Gotta marinate for a few days
dawn tapir
Still convinced Pat could've started his rookie year and he would've done simila...
didn't mahomes himself say that smith helped him immensely with his development
robust grotto
<@967589691333439538> tis the season
dim kettle
didn't mahomes himself say that smith helped him immensely with his development
He says that, but he was in Andy Reid's offense, he would've had a similar development regardless.
smoky fable
Bad mistake
dim kettle
These veteran QBs aren't here to just train the rookies it's to be the starter.
celest zephyr
<@967589691333439538> tis the season
Russ cooking time let’s goooooooooo
rustic mountain
Big oof
robust grotto
we didn't have winter last year
hasty mesa
Ok I don’t know about that one
rustic mountain
hasty mesa
That play call
robust grotto
so i'm a bit nervous it's going to hit extra hard this year
dim kettle
Honestly, if you really want to see how well a QB is when learning from a veteran QB. Let's ask Kyle Trask a former second-round pick how well he learned from the GOAT himself. What's that? He couldn't even beat Baker Midfield? hmmm..
hasty mesa
You don’t make those mistakes against Chiefs
dim ledge
so i'm a bit nervous it's going to hit extra hard this year
Good
Though we did have those two periods of like....3-4 days
Where it was nearly 0f
I remember reading -27c
Sorry -17c*
dim kettle
Twitter
rustic mountain
Daaamn
dim kettle
dim ledge
https://tenor.com/view/ice-slide-car-sliding-to-dms-be-like-winter-gif-11224617
This could be my street easily
rustic mountain
This got me pretty good lmao
dim ledge
My driveway being blocked off by an impenetrable wall of a ice/sleet/slush/snow/etc road mess thats so heavy it has its own gravitational pull
rustic mountain
Perna is top tier, even if he is a Bronco boy
dim kettle
Perna is top tier, even if he is a Bronco boy
Need an entertaining guy for one of the most forgettable teams in the last 7 years.
robust grotto
plowed in driveway snow is the absolute worst
hasty mesa
Now we need a 4 min drill
Run the clock, score
I’ll take being up versus the Chiefs at their home
dim kettle
Oh am I gonna have fun with snow. I'm not used to having so much snow.
robust grotto
and then like 4 days after the first storm, it storms again
versed forge
dim kettle
So the Chiefs miss Chris Jones, eh?
smoky fable
To a certain extent
rustic mountain
Man these returners are taking risky ass returnems
Returns*
Fucking fair catch this shit
dim kettle
I wish it was like the XFL and actually let them get the fucking ball for at least a few secs before getting hit.
hasty mesa
So the Chiefs miss Chris Jones, eh?
Maybe idk
He’s in the stands rn
Wonder if he cheers when the defense makes a stop and then he’s like “wait that’s bad for me”
dim kettle
"DON'T SEND ME TO THE COLTS!"
rustic mountain
The better the chiefs D and overall do, the worse Chris Jones paycheque looks like
dim ledge
Yeah if it's hyperextension it'll be what. A month?
I think Kittle may play Sunday. Trained today
hasty mesa
Good ass qb
Eh he’s alright
dim ledge
Mac Jones 🔝
celest zephyr
If you regress all his stats to the mean he’s just average
hasty mesa
They’re building a franchise around this guy?
dim kettle
Doesn't matter with the Chiefs. Even if they lost 3 of 4 to start the season, you know they're just gonna win 11 straight because Mahomes be like that.
rustic mountain
Mac Jones 🔝
celest zephyr
I don’t care how many they win in the regular season
dim ledge
hasty mesa
They do
dim ledge
But Sab!
celest zephyr
Mahomes could win like 9 games and still win the sb
dim ledge
So many giants fans told me this!
smoky fable
Hold
dim ledge
It must be true!
rustic mountain
Gotta stop listening to Giants fans
smoky fable
So many giants fans told me this!
?
dim kettle
The quest to see if Mac Jones won't just be a Andy Dalton clone without the ginger.
celest zephyr
Is mac jones even mid lol
celest zephyr
Dude might just be ass
dim ledge
hasty mesa
What did Giants fans say
rustic mountain
Hold on now
dim ledge
The most knowledgeable football fan on earth. Carl
rustic mountain
Dont get me wrong last year was awful
But that mostly on Patricia
But Jones had a solid rookie season
celest zephyr
And then Patricia ruined him
smoky fable
You mean Daniel Jones?
rustic mountain
I am not a believer in him as the future
smoky fable
Was wondering why Giants fans would care about Mac Jones
robust grotto
Dude it’s the stone cold lock of the century
rustic mountain
But I am holding judgment till this year
dim ledge
Of the week
dim kettle
His potential was a Matt Ryan/Kirk Cousins. But to me, he's becoming more Andy Dalton to me.
hasty mesa
Danny Dimes is about to have the best season of his life
rustic mountain
I mean
rustic mountain
I said Lance was a bust and got told to sit down
celest zephyr
Daniel dimes? Zero clue
smoky fable
What the hell
celest zephyr
Nah I agree rofl
dim kettle
Danny Dimes have to be better than even his 2022 season with how his cap hit is now.
smoky fable
Wide open
robust grotto
Yeah fr
smoky fable
Lions are on their heels
robust grotto
He had to be best now
celest zephyr
Way better for 40 mill
versed forge
celest zephyr
That’s top tier qb money
rustic mountain
I feel Mac has earned one last chance imo to prove himself
celest zephyr
Idk he just feels like Jimmy g level at most
smoky fable
TD
celest zephyr
But that’s just me
smoky fable
14-7
rustic mountain
Playing under Matt Patricia is like being asked to play with your left hand and its asleep
smoky fable
Blake bell
rustic mountain
I am not saying Mac is gonna be a sb winner or anything, but there's reasonable hope
dim ledge
Borat voice you will not get this, you will not get this!
smoky fable
The Mahomes stealer does it again
hasty mesa
So this is why he’s that guy
rustic mountain
Can't doubt Patrick
dim kettle
I don't see it personally with Daniel Jones, he's just average at best IMO. But he also had no WR core and I still don't have much confidence with their core rn. Waller has had a few great seasons and also had a lot of shit before. You just don't know.
rustic mountain
Dude makes 3rd stringers look solid
dawn tapir
how does Mahomes keep getting away with this 
hasty mesa
I don't see it personally with Daniel Jones, he's just average at best IMO. But ...
There’s hope
versed forge
how does Mahomes keep getting away with this <:AkainuSweat:586408945137090571>
He’s the goat
hasty mesa
The FO and everyone see it as his second season
rustic mountain
With Brady gone, no contest. This is Mahomes league
hasty mesa
Even if the cap doesn’t lol
versed forge
Bahaha
celest zephyr
Thanks Pacheco for tanking my team
Yeah mahomes might win you it all hahaha
But that man joe burrow is pretty good also
robust grotto
dim ledge
https://tenor.com/view/-gif-4475718
That's Brock Purdy
robust grotto
And this one?
rustic mountain
I don't think the Chargers do shit this year
But excited to see Herbert in Moore's system
dim ledge
Btw I don't know QB ceilings/floors/ability/etc like y'all do
celest zephyr
I want Herbert to be the niners qb
dim ledge
But I like Purdy alot :)
celest zephyr
Nah I don’t know shit rofl hahaha
rustic mountain
Purdy doesn't need to be Mahomes to succeed. He just needs to play decent enough
The SF O is so stacked with playmakers, he just has to make the right reads
dim kettle
I still very much see the Giants offense going through Barkely. Which doesn't that tell you a lot about how the coach sees Danny Dimes as a passer? It's a similar trap a lot of Brown fans had in 2020 with Baker. If Baker was really the guy they trusted, why were you trusting your RB more in a playoff game late against the Chiefs than the QB?
smoky fable
Also this lions game might be over
smoky fable
Chiefs get the ball back after the half and will be up two scores
dim ledge
The SF O is so stacked with playmakers, he just has to make the right reads
Don't think that was ever on the table tbh
rustic mountain
Oh I know Balkan
dim ledge
But I'd be happy with him being like. Top 15 itl
dim ledge
Agree
hasty mesa
I still very much see the Giants offense going through Barkely. Which doesn't th...
Danny Dimes has a good deep ball
rustic mountain
Which would be over the moon for SG
dim ledge
He has a good head on his shoulders
rustic mountain
SF
rustic mountain
If your boys stay healthy, SF is my pick for the NFC tbh
dim kettle
If they stay healthy. You know there's a lot of things wrong there.
rustic mountain
Yeah that's why I dont put all my money there
dim ledge
Same I think. But NFC will be much stronger this season too
rustic mountain
Deebo, Kittle, and CMC were all hurt at different times last year
That's what's scary
Aiyuk is great too, but he can't be the only dude
dim kettle
Purdy has to be that dude. But just the comedy that the Niners had so much more faith in Mr. Irrelevant than their 1st round pick from the year before that they traded a lot of draft capital to move up to get.
🤡
dim ledge
Or on Carolina
rustic mountain
I was like
90% sure he missed time
But I could be wrong
I am usually laser focused on the shit show that is my pats
dim kettle
CMC got hurt a lot after his first 2 seasons.
But the thing with CMC is, he got injured a lot by being overused because a strange thing happened. Cam's shoulder never fully recovered.
hasty mesa
First half thoughts:
Chiefs are going back to back
rustic mountain
dim kettle
I'd like to see another back-to-back champ in the NFL. It's not like its been almost 20 years since the last one.
dim ledge
Dude lol I was in a room with a huge Seahawks fan
hasty mesa
This Chiefs team has a good chance
dim ledge
When they made that play
rustic mountain
I remember people in here were decalring the Bills were going to the super bowl after weel 1
rustic mountain
Declaring*
dim kettle
Still one of the funniest moments I ever saw in a NFL game.
dim ledge
"WHAT? NO! WHY?"
hasty mesa
They’re out best defensive player and receiver and they’re about to be up 21-7
rustic mountain
Maybe we pump the brakes a bit
Every team that plays this week will not be the same team 8 weeks from now
dim kettle
Well, you knew last year the AFC was gonna come down to 3 teams. Chiefs, Bengals, and Bills.
rustic mountain
I get it but at the same time
Wayyyyy too early lol
I know it was the Titans, but they started 7-3 and missed the playoffs entirely
dim kettle
The Titans got hurt a lot later on. That didn't help. But it was a total meltdown.
rustic mountain
But that's all part of it
What if Allen, Mahomes or Burrow gets hurt?
What if another team surprises?
weak gull
They’re out best defensive player and receiver and they’re about to be up 21-7
Just sayin they going up 21-7 too is crazy
dim kettle
You can only project what you can see rn.
weak gull
Defense needs to go back to man
rustic mountain
I mean I agree with Vinny
celest zephyr
Yeah idk man its all what’s been played
rustic mountain
There's no guarantee they are going up 21-7. It's been a struggle a bit
celest zephyr
Oh wow the cowboys defense sucks if parsons gets hurt what a surprise
Bucs fans know that all too well
Some of the bs he got in the sb was unreal man
Dude single-handedly carrying a team behind an ass oline
weak gull
Lemme grab something to eat before half 2. Finally home to enjoy
hasty mesa
Lemme grab something to eat before half 2. Finally home to enjoy
I got sesame chicken for the occasion
dim kettle
Always gonna say the Bucs offense won the Bucs that SB. Man, if the Bucs don't score 31 points, the game is a lot closer than it seems especially with how Mahomes was dodging players.
weak gull
I got sesame chicken for the occasion
Think ima just fry up some tofu
Throw on some rice
dim ledge
Delicious
dim kettle
weak gull
Matt Ryan style
dim ledge
Distribution.
weak gull
I say the o line for the chiefs been the mvp tho
If we could get pressure it’s probably 10-7 but the o line and Mahomes movement is crazy
I love Dan
dim kettle
Doesn't help the likes of McNeill and Buggs don't scream fear for a OL.
weak gull
Always said the interior is the weakest but they are holding up well in the run game
dim kettle
Also the Tigers really beat the Yanks 10-3
hasty mesa
Oof on Pacheco
rustic ore
Pacheco shaken up
rustic ore
Yeah I've been noticing Taylor getting up early
dim kettle
It looked like Mahomes intentionally grounded that didn't get called too. I didn't see one guy over there.
smoky fable
Yeah I've been noticing Taylor getting up early
Don’t think they’ll ever call it though
Marvin Jones has not had the best of games
dim kettle
Lions really only have one guy in that WR core rn.
rustic ore
It looked like Mahomes intentionally grounded that didn't get called too. I didn...
Ball was past the line of scrimmage and he was out of the pocket
So it's not grounding
dim kettle
Ah I see
rustic ore
Lions really only have one guy in that WR core rn.
Really curious what their O will look like with a healthy J Will
dim kettle
Honestly, he's looking more and more like a bust with his decisions.
rustic ore
Waaay to early to call that
dim kettle
He has to show up.
smoky fable
Lions really only have one guy in that WR core rn.
Amon Ra is solid, but Williams would help
smoky fable
Biggest loser of the night? Chris Jones
They’ll need him against the Bengals
rustic ore
Rookie year he was hurt, so a mulligan. This year yeah the gambling was stupid by him
smoky fable
Even when they get Kelce back
rustic ore
Can't justify calling him a bust this early into year 2
rustic ore
And he will be, after week 6 
weak gull
https://fxtwitter.com/BadSportsRefs/status/1699957655794577729?s=20
THANK YOU
smoky fable
THANK YOU
They never called it against him when he was at Jacksonville though. People say he’s got a fast get off
weak gull
Williams would be an insane help
smoky fable
That’s the reasoning I’ve seen with the no call
weak gull
That’s the reasoning I’ve seen with the no call
Some are fast but some are pushing it man
versed forge
Biggest loser of the night? Chris Jones
I hope chiefs trade him at this point
Our younger guys will step up
smoky fable
Williams would be an insane help
Yeah they need him
dim kettle
I wonder how refs are gonna feel about Joey Bosa in general this year
rustic ore
Fantastic PBU by Campbell
dim kettle
Called them out
rustic ore
He was my fav LB this past draft class
sweet tree
https://vxtwitter.com/TelemundoSports/status/1699962693631779314
freekick god
hasty mesa
LETS GOO
versed forge
rustic ore
PICK ^
smoky fable
freekick god
He is
hasty mesa
HOLY CRAP
versed forge
NOO
smoky fable
Wow
sweet tree
chiefs winning I assume?
dim kettle
Oh no. 
dawn tapir
lol
smoky fable
PICK 6
smoky fable
chiefs winning I assume?
Tied
versed forge
chiefs winning I assume?
Tie game
weak gull
BRANNNNCCCHHHHH
sweet tree
oh tf
rustic ore
chiefs winning I assume?
It's about to be tied
smoky fable
Mahomes threw a pick 6
weak gull
WHAT A FUCKING DRAFT PICK
rustic ore
Brian Branch, great play
weak gull
ALREADY WORTH IT
dim kettle
Branch being there at the right time.
rustic ore
Tie
weak gull
PLAYS THROUGH THE HANDS
smoky fable
Brian Branch, great play
Good pick
smoky fable
Toney's dumbass has to catch that
That’s on him
dim kettle
Now if that was Jameis that reflected would be blamed on him. Because I know Buc fans in 2018.
weak gull
Pick wasn't even Mahomes fault
Not at all, just a db playing through the hands
hasty mesa
Another day I’m grateful we don’t have Toney
narrow zodiac
Good riddance
dim kettle
Gettleman deserved a lifetime contract, damnit smh
weak gull
https://vxtwitter.com/NFLDraftStudy/status/1699967987388694581
Ain’t see the tip, I’m watching on mobile
hasty mesa
Patrick Mahomes reading the script for week 1:
smoky fable
Ah
hasty mesa
dim kettle
Amazes me Toney was a first round pick
weak gull
My viewing angle rn
smoky fable
My viewing angle rn
Two of your picks on defense showing up
sweet tree
https://vxtwitter.com/NFLDraftStudy/status/1699967987388694581
how they mess that up
smoky fable
Receiver tipped it up
versed forge
https://vxtwitter.com/NFLDraftStudy/status/1699967987388694581
Toney
rustic ore
how they mess that up
Called having stones for hands
weak gull
Put me out there I’m tackling Pacheco at the LOS every time
smoky fable
Put me out there I’m tackling Pacheco at the LOS every time
He’s a hard runner. Good luck
weak gull
Those knees are mine
dim kettle
Maybe the Chiefs can use their next year first-round pick on Hands for Kadarius Toney
weak gull
Maybe the Chiefs can use their next year first-round pick on Hands for Kadarius ...
Cut his ass
rustic ore
Mahomes missing Kelce bad rn
smoky fable
He does
dim kettle
Reminds me of Brady when he missed Gronk.
weak gull
He is, middle of the field nowhere near as operable
weak gull
Just gotta keep doing it
dim kettle
The ends of the Lions line can get to the QB.
rustic ore
Just overthrown
weak gull
Hutch is a beast
smoky fable
Mahomes wanted the flag
rustic ore
Chiefs O-line for the most part is holding up well, but Lions starting to get back there
weak gull
So glad jags let us get hutch
hasty mesa
No Kelce is showing
weak gull
Walkers a stud in his own right, but he’s been great
hasty mesa
So glad jags let us get hutch
What a monster
Any team without good OLine
Hutchinson feast
dim kettle
Baker is going to feel pain in creamsicles
rustic ore
"Don't take our medicine if you're allergic to our medicine"
smoky fable
smoky fable
Oh it’s Aeneas Williams
dim kettle
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1699969235064131609
Former First Round Pick
smoky fable
That’s cool to see
rustic ore
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1699969235064131609
A rarity, the "Can we make Drip drink tonight"
dim kettle
Phillip Dorsett, Corey Coleman, and Kadarius Toney trio of how the fuck did these guys get picked in the first round?
smoky fable
Lions replaced hockensen seems like
dim kettle
Yeah, expected that.
rustic ore
LaPorta with a hurdle
rustic ore
OOF
narrow zodiac
Toney was picked over st brown 
rustic ore
Reynolds you have to catch that
dim kettle
Which is funny to see knowing it was obvious the Lions wanted Devon Witherspoon and once the Seahawks took him, the Lions traded down.
Glad to see Jack Campbell showing some things. I thought he was a reach at least by a round IMO
hasty mesa
Toney was picked over st brown <:bruh:1115047930160762981>
Sigh
At least we have a competent GM now
dim kettle
Anything is better than Gettleman.
proud coyote
Toney was picked over st brown <:bruh:1115047930160762981>
so were like 15 guys
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A rarity, the "Can we make Drip drink tonight"
proud coyote
toney is a dynamic player as well, just permanently injured
this game nonwithstanding
dim kettle
GM can be a unfair job. But you know, GMs should be able to see what others can't more times than not. It's all about results in the short and long term.
rustic ore
Glad to see Jack Campbell showing some things. I thought he was a reach at least...
I thought he was the best LB in the class so I was fine with it, especially since he filled a big need
Now Gibbs though, I just can't justify taking an RB in the 1st anymore
Unless* it's a shit draft class all together
dim kettle
Gibbs I think will be a stud. But yeah, questionable.
rustic ore
In which case Catch 22
smoky fable
PI
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Dang
rustic ore
Yeah clear PI
dim kettle
Now Gibbs though, I just can't justify taking an RB in the 1st anymore
Better than the Falcons who have no clear answer at QB. Deciding to pick a RB at 8th not even top 10, but top 8.
dawn tapir
toney is a dynamic player as well, just permanently injured
yea he did have that Longest punt return in a Super Bowl at 65 yards
proud coyote
damn bad PI
weak gull
Spot foul is the worst nfl rule man
dim kettle
I like college rules better.
weak gull
Way better
dim kettle
And this is coming from someone who's favorite player is Mike Evans which tries to get DPI calls all the fucking time.
rustic ore
Bad ball by Mahomes
smoky fable
Weird route running
hasty mesa
Ok then
rustic ore
Confusion there
smoky fable
Who was that too
rustic ore
Toney?
hasty mesa
Toney dropped again
dim kettle
Look at that. Toney again
dawn tapir
So Giants have a better WR core than Mahomes
do they tho?
dim kettle
Giants better be hoping Wan'Dale Robinson becomes something in year 2.
He's the only guy I can see having potential on that WR core
dim kettle
Can't make the former SB champs look bad after all
rustic ore
Also Chiefs completely ripped off the Bucs SB 55 rings in their 57 designs
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Wow
smoky fable
Looked blatant
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Smh
rustic ore
Yeah blatant trip
smoky fable
Wow
weak gull
So they call that on us
smoky fable
Got a lot of yards back
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What a pass
smoky fable
There’s Raymond
weak gull
But not the other way around
rustic ore
Dime by Goff
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Yikes
dim kettle
Must be NFL season. Zebras hating on Lions.
rustic ore
Oof, terrible throw
weak gull
Don’t roll out there just drop back again, Goff looked like he was feelin it
Didn’t like that play all
smoky fable
That’s down
rustic ore
Jesus, was that a fumble?
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rustic ore
Scary landing
weak gull
He flips down
smoky fable
Elbow down
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Phew
rustic ore
Yeah he's down, scary though, dropped straight on his head
dawn tapir
lucky break by KC
rustic ore
Please no
dim kettle
Clock is ticking though. Saturday is the deadline for a contract.
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weak gull
Jawaan False Start Taylor
rustic ore
Are they gonna call Taylor yet?
hasty mesa
I just hope it’s not an extensive injury
rustic ore
Like damn
smoky fable
4th quarter
smoky fable
Are they gonna call Taylor yet?
Don’t think so
hasty mesa
Are they gonna call Taylor yet?
No it’s Arrowhead
weak gull
Yeah man is what it is but it’s crazy imo Taylor’s not getting called
dim kettle
And this is why refs need to speak for their actions like players do.
weak gull
THAT WAS 100% A FALSE START
weak gull
they are blatant in real time atp
dim kettle
Butter fingers
proud coyote
reminds me of that chargers lineman
rustic ore
Credit where credit is due though, Lions D is doing their jobs tonight
weak gull
Absolutely
rustic ore
Their O needs to stop leaving their D out to dry though
weak gull
I don’t think they’d be in zone as much with kelce in, but it’s really allowed for a lot more of it
dawn tapir
If Kelce played would this game would have been a blowout by the chiefs?
smoky fable
Their O needs to stop leaving their D out to dry though
Can’t be missing on 3rd and short
dim kettle
Joey Bosa is just shaking his head rn.
rustic ore
If Kelce played would this game would have been a blowout by the chiefs?
With how much time Mahomes is getting? Probably
weak gull
If Kelce played would this game would have been a blowout by the chiefs?
Well the defense is shifting and I doubt blowout lol
weak gull
Blowout is crazy to say
weak gull
Y’all kill me with these takes
rustic ore
Maybe not blowout but win by 10+ seems likely if a healthy Kelce was in
hasty mesa
But it’s def worse
weak gull
Well the defense is also playing straight man most game then which is why I hate these questions
smoky fable
Maybe not blowout but win by 10+ seems likely if a healthy Kelce was in
They win by two scores I agree
dim kettle
Twitter
weak gull
Lions win somehow
well kelce was out
But doubt there’d be a mention of not a single false start out of 50 Taylor’s done
weak gull
https://twitter.com/JaguarGator9NFL/status/1699978174715789641?s=20
It’s always been said by teams in the afc south…but it’s the afc south
I need more Gibbs
smoky fable
That did not help
dim kettle
Twitter
rustic ore
Montgomery not looking like he was that much better than Jamaal Williams to warrant replacing him
smoky fable
3rd and 7
weak gull
Tough with the chiefs having 7+ in the box
dim kettle
Arrowhead playing a factor.
weak gull
FUCKING SNAP
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Omg
weak gull
FUCK MAN, Gibbs had the hole on that counter
smoky fable
first down
weak gull
I’m watching that back it’s there for 15+
rustic ore
What a catch by Reynolds
smoky fable
Flag
weak gull
I gotta leave y’all spoiling😭
rustic ore
Tbf I'm watching on YT TV so if anything I'm behind y'all
dim kettle
Even the Peacock stream is behind.
smoky fable
Hold on KC
dim kettle
Tbf I'm watching on YT TV so if anything I'm behind y'all
Me and Vinny are on Hulu TV.
rustic ore
"Oh really?" I caught that sass Tirico
smoky fable
Reynolds almost took it to the house
Lions in the red zone
Good response for a drive
dim kettle
Now how are they gonna fuck it up?
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Man that dude reynolds is really good
rustic ore
Nice route by Reynolds
smoky fable
https://vxtwitter.com/NFLDraftStudy/status/1699980311507988526
@rustic ore
14 was wide open
Goff was looking to one receiver though
rustic ore
Yup
dim kettle
And to think that play happens because the Chiefs defender over pursuits a little.
smoky fable
But it was a blitz so he had to throw quick
short flame
@robust grotto
rustic ore
But tbf he was getting hit while he was trying to throw
smoky fable
Yep
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smoky fable
Glad I have Montgomery in fantasy
hasty mesa
Holy crap we have a ballgame
rustic ore
I love that Monster has taken my role of spoiler tonight
smoky fable
Lions lead
weak gull
MONTY IS DADDY
rustic ore
sweet tree
<@615262274419949583>
kinda wild how WC qualifiers are already happening for CONMEBOL, also grats 👍
weak gull
DONT TALK BAD ON MY BOY MONTY
rustic ore
DONT TALK BAD ON MY BOY MONTY
Fantasic block by LaPorta
smoky fable
MONTY IS DADDY
He’s going to vulture those touchdowns
hasty mesa
DONT TALK BAD ON MY BOY MONTY
weak gull
LAPORTA WAS THE BEST TE IN THE DRAFT
rustic ore
Man if LaPorta can develop into a legit receiving threat dude is gonna be scary
weak gull
I’ve held that opinion since day 1 and I’m sticking with it
I can’t wait to see this team with a full going Williams
hasty mesa
If they hit on LaPorta and Gibbs Lions are gonna enter a fun era
dim kettle
So let me guess. Mahomes is gonna do nothing till the last minute and then score a TD to win the game with 15 secs left.
hasty mesa
So let me guess. Mahomes is gonna do nothing till the last minute and then score...
The scriptwriters have it all planned
Trust
weak gull
That’s why I think Dan started pushing down field
He was trying to leave over 5 minutes
hasty mesa
Fake punt and Pick 6 are just the start
rustic ore
Anyone else think that movie is gonna be cheeks?
weak gull
Cause tbh, they could’ve just ran that ball after the Laporta first
hasty mesa
He was trying to leave over 5 minutes
Clock management battle between coaches is one of the coolest parts of football
rustic ore
Clock management battle between coaches is one of the coolest parts of football
Watch someone pull one of his fav moves
dim kettle
weak gull
This o line makes me cry man…I use to pray for days like this
rustic ore
Gosh it's crazy to me that every Lions home game is gonna be sold out, damn near gonna look like a Madden game
dim kettle
God, if the Lions win this game. OMG it's gonna be wild.
dim kettle
Lions trademark: We're not the Pistons.
short flame
kinda wild how WC qualifiers are already happening for CONMEBOL, also grats 👍
It’s not the toughest qualifiers for nothing
rustic ore
Lol, now Taylor getting called out for having a tell when it's run or pass
Also that 100% was an encroachment no call
smoky fable
Lions have the momentum
weak gull
D LINE EAT
smoky fable
Also that 100% was an encroachment no call
Nose tackle?
weak gull
BIG STUFF BY PASCHAL YEAR 2
rustic ore
Yeah
dim kettle
We are some loyal idiots man
I mean... What else is there to do in Detriot in the Fall and Winter?
weak gull
I mean... What else is there to do in Detriot in the Fall and Winter?
Fall is awesome in Michigan and I love winter
Fall isnt bad tough at all
Winters are tough for those who aren’t fond I’ll admit
hasty mesa
Jared Goff time
rustic ore
Did my ears deceive me or did I hear a "Let's go Lions!" the Mic picked up?
smoky fable
Matt Nagy having bad contributions to the offense?
hasty mesa
This is where you prove yourself
rustic ore
I mean... What else is there to do in Detriot in the Fall and Winter?
Be depressed by the Red Wings
dim kettle
Like in Tampa or Miami there's other things to do with the entertainment dollar so you see many empty seats.
weak gull
Fall is actually damn near just as active as summer in Michigan. It’s a big fall state
smoky fable
Be depressed by the Red Wings
Pistons with Monty
undone lion
free mahomes tbh
dim kettle
You can't even trust the Pistons getting a top 3 pick in the lottery this year. 
weak gull
I expect the red wings to be solid this year too lol
weak gull
Pistons…time
hasty mesa
dim kettle
Holy crap. 
dawn tapir
lol
dim kettle
Dan Campbell about to bite some knee caps after that shit.
dim kettle
Gibbs being a stud.
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Man my chiefs are cooked
smoky fable
Chiefs might not have enough time
dim kettle
These are the Lions. Even a hail mary is not safe
smoky fable
Chewing up clock
smoky fable
Big 3rd and 5 coming
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Bruh 😂
smoky fable
Just ran it up the middle
rustic ore
smoky fable
4th and 2.
rustic ore
Lol, turnover on downs at mid field
smoky fable
Might be it for your Lions
rustic ore
Dan's big balls popped there
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Wtf
dim kettle
Gotta take risks. But I'm getting Brandon Staley vibes with that shit.
hasty mesa
I’m not crazy but Goff could’ve scrambled right
rustic ore
Gay with the play of the game
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Another drop…
rustic ore
Oh excuse me that was Reid
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sweet tree
oh brother
hasty mesa
Wow
rustic ore
narrow zodiac
Lmaooooo
smoky fable
Flag
rustic ore
Toney forgot he wasn't in NY anymore
dawn tapir
lol
narrow zodiac
I’m only here to cook toney
rustic ore
Toney is shook
sweet tree
what a drop
dim kettle
Toney is getting cut.
smoky fable
Familiar
rustic ore
Donovan Smith. <@233819459880615936>
dim kettle
Pro reciever. Need to actually catch the ball.
hasty mesa
Yep
hasty mesa
So there’s a question now
smoky fable
CGJ had a pick
hasty mesa
Mahomes without Kelce
smoky fable
Lions hold chiefs to a punt
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Oof
rustic ore
They don't want to only give Mahomes less than 20 seconds
smoky fable
False start
rustic ore
Lol
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smoky fable
THEY FINALLY CALLED IT
smoky fable
Going for it
rustic ore
They brought up the non calls only to finally call him
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Punt it you have all 3 timeouts
dim kettle
https://tenor.com/view/empire-aint-that-a-bitch-bummer-unfortunate-sucks-gif-550...
They Oda'd us
smoky fable
Incomplete
versed forge
Wtf
proud coyote
i always believed
hasty mesa
LIONS FOOTBALL
smoky fable
They missed Kelce badly
weak gull
Kadarius Phony thank you
versed forge
lions are winning the division confirmed
hasty mesa
What a beautiful game
smoky fable
Kadarius Toney Lions MVP
rustic ore
Took 2 of the Chiefs biggest play makers doing out but the Lions are starting out red hot with a W
Love to see that
smoky fable
He’s 2, O line still #1
They were good.
stiff coyote
FUCK MANNNN
weak gull
FUCK YEAH MAN
stiff coyote
I lost another dayum bet
hasty mesa
The most important thing is I chose Lions in Pickems
dim kettle
You know, I understand why you felt the need to go for it. But you have 3 TOs. Did you really need to do that?
weak gull
You know, I understand why you felt the need to go for it. But you have 3 TOs. D...
I wouldn’t have gone for it
stiff coyote
Toney is a dayum FOOL
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hasty mesa
You know, I understand why you felt the need to go for it. But you have 3 TOs. D...
Yeahhhhh
Bad decision
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Toney was garbage tonight smh
hasty mesa
Cocky Reid?
weak gull
But their d line does look tired so I guess I see why but still bad choice imo
Kadarius Phony need to be cut
narrow zodiac
One franchises garbage is another franchises garbage still
hasty mesa
It’s like I trust KC Defense to stop Lions more than I trust these receivers to convert 4th and 25