sports

[dim ledge]

There's a few were looking at

[dim kettle]

The O’s choked

[smoky fable]

I still got faith in them

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/PFF_Sam/status/1689082826249957376?s=20

Johnny Football with the IPad vs Jamarcus Russell with the blank DVD

Wearing 2 as a QB is cursed af. I'm convinced.

Matt Ryan being the exception

[weak gull]

I mean…at least one ain’t lie lol

Jamarcus not only didn’t give a fuck, but lied about it too🤣

[dim kettle]

But he can throw long on his knees!

[rustic ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GZgXJMVjUY

Speaking of

Tip of the hat to him for sticking it out, realizing his had a problem, and is seemingly coming out on the other side

Don't like that he admitted to still drinking beer as he really should go cold turkey imo, alcohol and mental health issues is a very bad mix

[dim kettle]

At least it’s better than partying all the damn time.

[rustic ore]

Indeed

[dim ledge]

cold turkey off an alcohol addiction, especially when you have it readily available/can afford it, is nigh impossible for most

im sure you know that but yeah

beer/few is way way better than where he was, growth is a process etc etc

[rustic ore]

Big true

https://vxtwitter.com/Mariners/status/1689103921779023874

We like to have a little bit of fun

Engage in a pinch of shenanigans

[celest zephyr]

its over

[celest zephyr]

Dude is a beast

I’d love to have him on the team

Make the hitting even better

And maybe we could send Vlad to the dugout for a minute

[hasty basin]

What the

Kalvin Phillips?

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1689195398223507456?s=46&t=lM_I2jLRuJ3PfoQbP0bkSw

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Wolfsburg, ahead of Bournemouth in the race to sign Joachim Maehle for €12m package 🟢🇩🇰 #transfers

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Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 8:42 AM

[thorn hornet]

West Ham agreed a deal for Ward Prowse and Maguire

£30 mil for Maguire I'm suprised United were able to recoup that much

https://vxtwitter.com/FabriceHawkins/status/1689029297158103040?s=20

Bidding war bidding war!

Monaco are loaded bro this is a good sign

We want €50 mil

[hasty basin]

It is Balogun tbf

[thorn hornet]

I'm will be suprised if we get more than 50

He's been constantly slashing his price

[hasty basin]

Good performance in Ligue 1 tax?

[thorn hornet]

Yes

If he was still English the price would sky rocket

[hasty basin]

But because of USA it's going down

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/Arsenal/status/1689215512171966464?t=_lm8_i-wkVvBZwx8W7OE2A&s=19

Arsenal (@Arsenal)

All the best for your new chapter, Matt ❤️

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Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 10:02 AM

Less gooo

Good servant

I didn't want him to go but Raya is a massive upgrade

I wish all the best just not against us

https://vxtwitter.com/RyanTaylorSport/status/1689216563302309888?s=20

Shit fee but we move, basically signed Raya for £20 mil

[robust grotto]

💔

[robust grotto]

Nah he’s rejected us so many times

[hasty basin]

I mean is he gonna be the next Kalvin Phillips lol

Where does he fit there

[ripe yacht]

God is great 🙌, now they need to sell scotty and buy amrabat and tobido 😩

[hasty basin]

Fred and Mctoms pivot to Casemiro and Amrabat

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1689229044456263681?s=46&t=lM_I2jLRuJ3PfoQbP0bkSw

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Bournemouth are set to leave the race for Joakim Maehle. There was interest but no intention to overpay — club has different priority target in that position 🔴🍒 #AFCB

🟢🇩🇰 Wolfsburg look now favourites to sign Maehle on €12m package deal after Bournemouth pulling out of race.

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Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 10:56 AM

Brreh

[thorn hornet]

That was quick

[opal pier]

Thank you god

[robust grotto]

Ah I feel that

Maguire / JWP set pieces woooo

[hasty basin]

And first game vs us

[robust grotto]

It won’t matter when we don’t have anyone to bring the ball up the field

Also realistically when everyone is healthy I’m not sure who sits between Zouma, Aguerd, Maguire SO I’m under the impression Moyes wants to play 3 CB

[hasty basin]

Ooh that's nice for us

I love when teams play 3 CB

I want Fernando Diniz to manage for us

Most fun playstyle and it fits us very well

[robust grotto]

I doubt to start to season against you guys but definitely my thoughts going forward

[burnt cedar]

Needs to stay Brazil coach

Then after that he can come home to the carpet

Only right someone who plays football like Wenger is manager for us one day

[hasty basin]

Funnily enough O'Neil used relationism a few times with us, it worked well and if anything 1 on 1 dribbling was prominent

Also the defending tactic is very good and fit for us, insta pressing and forcing the opponent out is what we did most of the time

The process of relationism football would be slower now for us but we'd get it eventually because so many new players

Solanke is VERY good for it as well

That man I'm convinvced can play anywhere he can drop go left right and everywhere

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1689222423671889920?s=46&t=CCMkll4_RIdELlq5LthWXg

B/R Football (@brfootball)

Manchester United announce Rasmus Hojlund will miss a few weeks due to a ‘minor injury’ picked up during preseason with Atalanta

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Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 10:29 AM

[thorn hornet]

Ross Barkley to fucking Luton???

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote
https://twitter.com/TheAthleticFC/status/1689290688343707648?t=wx-Rzv8RUpZO8TiosUUjMQ&s=19

The Athletic | Football (@TheAthleticFC)

Christopher Nkunku has been ruled out for at least 16 weeks.

@SJohnsonSport and @LiamTharmeCoach discuss what it means for Chelsea, their transfer plans and who starts against Liverpool.

#CFC | #LFC

Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 3:01 PM

Every time I read an update it's worse

[dim ledge]

Kicker

[hasty basin]

Nice

[hasty basin]

Oof

[hasty basin]

So random but good move by Luton I guess

Barkley Nakamba Chong

https://twitter.com/Wolves/status/1689275469630222337

Wolves (@Wolves)

Gary O'Neil has been appointed as our new head coach.

Welcome to the club, Gary 🤝

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Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 2:00 PM

He's in his revenge arc uh oh

[thorn hornet]

Aarons to Bournemouth

[thorn hornet]

We both know they are getting a slap on the wrist just like City

[thorn hornet]

Championship ahh midfield

[hasty basin]

Yet another hijack

Yet another Medical check fail?

[thorn hornet]

I wish he moved on from Norwich quicker

2 years ago

Was linked to all the big clubs

[hasty basin]

Not an amazing signing but very good for the price

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1689284705651249153?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Bucs coach Todd Bowles tells reporters that Baker Mayfield will start on Friday and Kyle Trask will start next week. As the QB battle goes on…

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Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 2:37 PM

[weak gull]

What I think of seeing this qb “battle”

[dim kettle]

Doing meth with Baker Mayfield

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1689324281451225092?s=20

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

EXCLUSIVE: Arsenal 2003 born talent Charlie Patino closing in on loan move to Swansea, here we go! 🚨🦢 #AFC

Verbal agreement at final stages, club source confirms — details being sorted.

Understand it’s loan until June then back to Arsenal, deal expires in 2025.

Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 5:14 PM

Hopefully it goes better than the Blackpool loan did lmao

Started off strong but fell apart

[hasty basin]

2003 born 20 years old

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/TheFourthPeriod/status/1689332314059264000?s=20

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/EduardoHagn/status/1689339423119278080?t=TgSdnyTZYIQmkJYX0t6BCQ&s=19

Eduardo Hagn (@EduardoHagn)

🚨 BREAKING: Arsenal are signing David Raya on an initial £3m loan + £27m option to buy! Brentford extension done. If Arsenal decide to buy next season, he stays at Arsenal. Exclusive by @David_Ornstein.

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Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 6:14 PM

INSANE DEAL WTF

Brentford rejected Spurs 30 mil guaranteed

https://vxtwitter.com/EduardoHagn/status/1689340607267733505?t=wLJ2RKe8AXtlIP9cqVe3zQ&s=19

[fluid moat]

Wait so this year the prem has 5 UCL spots?

[hasty basin]

?

https://twitter.com/centregoals/status/1689353229698547712?t=BdY285YTT7Yt6KffxALqEw&s=19

CentreGoals. (@centregoals)

🚨😳| Juventus fans invaded the pitch and are chanting “We don’t want Lukaku”

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Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 7:09 PM

[fluid moat]

The new champions league format next season adds another qualification spot for some leagues based on performance

Don’t have to worry about a Vlahovic swap anymore which is good

[hasty basin]

Maybe I guess

@thorn hornet Ayooo what is this

[rustic ore]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38162272/ex-raiders-wr-henry-ruggs-iii-sentenced-3-10-years-fatal-dui

https://tenor.com/view/smh-bye-gif-23881005

Imma hold my piece for the most part, but will just say that end result is fucked up

[robust grotto]

Lol

[thorn hornet]

We don't talk about that

[proud coyote]

you think he should have gotten less?

he ultimately will because of rich people stuff

and I'm not a particularly revenge-oriented person but I feel like this sentence is rather fair

[rustic ore]

Other way around

More so of the fact that the victim didn’t die and impact and burned alive

The fact that he could potentially be out in 3 years after killing someone as well as almost getting his GF killed just puts a bad taste in my mouth

[weak gull]

My problem is more so the plethora of resources you have in his spot and you make that choice

[proud coyote]

they'll probably commute the time he spent in house arrest to amend part of his sentence

and he'll get out in 1.5

[rustic ore]

Must be nice to be a rich celeb

[proud coyote]

hope he never touches a drop of alcohol again, that's the least he can do to repent

[rustic ore]

Get to play by a different set of rules than us normies

[smoky fable]

Hope the NFL has some shame and doesn’t let him come back to the league

[rustic ore]

Please

[weak gull]

They bought back stallworth unfortunately, really hope they don’t bring him back but I could see it sadly

[smoky fable]

That’s why I said that cause there’s a chance

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/therealoj32/status/1689381312115941376?s=12&t=08-K0qKj8PJxocFzsPA4Lg

Speak of the devil

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-laugh-gif-19892494

[weak gull]

Excuse my language

But literally every time I see this fool I legitimately say “not this nigga”😭😭

Like will someone tell OJ to please shut the hell up permanently

[smoky fable]

Elon?

[rustic ore]

Lol

Mr. “Free Speech Absolutist”? I think not

[smoky fable]

You’re right

[rustic mountain]

OJ is alive??

Bro isn't he like 80 or something

[weak gull]

Oj is alive and quite healthy it seems tbh. He’s always active and golfing and whatnot I hear

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/bleacherreport/status/1689387203590561792?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Suns are retiring the jerseys of Shawn Marion (No. 31) and Amar’e Stoudemire (No. 32) 👏

Two Phoenix legends 🏜️

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Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 9:24 PM

[smoky fable]

Good players

Good to see

[weak gull]

If only they got to play with prime joe Johnson

[smoky fable]

And that’s why I’m glad Sarver is gone

[robust grotto]

NBA Live 2005 Suns were fun to play as. Shawn Marion, Steve Nash, Stat

[proud coyote]

LMAO this fucking guy

[sweet tree]

LOL

[rustic ore]

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[torn gale]

He’s worth one d line by himself

[proud coyote]

if that dude can somehow stay conditioned (he can't), he'd be the best center you could find

even if they get leverage on him and push him over

they just can't get past him

like the sleeping snorlax on route 11

[proud coyote]

fuuuck man lmao

[desert palm]

Stoudemire is a Legend in the Jewish Community

He recently converted a few years ago.

[proud coyote]

he's an israeli citizen? damn

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[torn gale]

I met stoudemire in real life

As a knick

[honest umbra]

Was he nice?

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/RaysBaseball/status/1689436807728095232?s=20

[celest zephyr]

Losing a game 1-0 is brutal

Sigh

Zero offense some days

Only this team can have 9 hits and score zero runs

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/Phillies/status/1689439155871174657

Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies)

HE DID IT!

Michael Lorenzen has thrown the 14th no-hitter in Phillies history!

Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 12:50 AM

[austere lava]

125 pitches damn

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/UnfortunateMLB/status/1689447244641050624?s=20

Baseball Images that Precede Unfortunate Events (@UnfortunateMLB)

https://t.co/r4o6qiTAWS

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406

Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 1:23 AM

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/49ers-ceo-jed-york-faces-allegations-of-insider-trading @proud coyote @dim ledge @celest zephyr

https://tenor.com/view/oh-popcorn-eating-gif-18107571

[proud coyote]

damn WTF jed looks terrible there LMAO

[rustic ore]

He kinda looks like a thumb ngl

[proud coyote]

also this isn't a very interesting suit, he got sued by some former members of a board he was apart of for some kid homework help program

and sold during COVID when their sales spiked because he foresaw some sort of decline?

and the suit is because he didn't inform them correctly? or something

as someone who is rather familiar with these cases, they'd need a lot more than what's public to nail him

[rustic ore]

Indeed

Just wanted to bring it up cause I’m a drama hoe

[proud coyote]

he's been looking bad for a while tbh

dude just needs facial hair

this was a much better look for him

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/skysportspl/status/1689351086547537921?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/VinnieParise/status/1689471305123270656?s=20

Vinnie Parise (@VinnieParise)

I think the #WhiteSox just own the New York Yankees no matter what.

That’s a shame for the NY folks.

It’s also a horrible look considering… it’s the White Sox.

Yikes.

Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 2:58 AM

[smoky fable]

He looks like a discount version of Hank Stram

https://tenor.com/view/kansas-city-chiefs-royalsjun-hank-stram-65-toss-power-trap-gif-1128996645206931331

[celest zephyr]

Nah he ain’t going to get booted out for that

After the shit it took Snyder to get kicked out

I doubt he even gets a slap on the wrist for it

[neat coral]

Chelsea comeback with this kit is all a kid can dream off

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1689568683515920384?t=wSQQ_fhLM1A3ACfqmIvO2A&s=19

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Bayern Munich have reached an agreement with Tottenham to sign Harry Kane, sources in Germany indicate. #FCBayern proposal worth above €100m accepted by #THFC. 30yo has been leaning towards staying but must now make a decision @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/mPjC3YPDnH

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Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 9:25 AM

BOMBA

@hasty basin my PL predictions

If Kane rejects he has a degradation kink

[hasty basin]

I like it

Fairly similar to mine

Omg prem is starting tomorrow

[rustic ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvT7bF6n51c @dim ledge you'll like this if you haven't see it yet

[robust grotto]

Never know!

[hasty basin]

Our kit is growing on me

https://twitter.com/SteveCook28/status/1689383230665805824

Steve Cook (@SteveCook28)

Really pleased to have signed for @QPR. I can’t wait to get started with the team and see where this next chapter takes us 🔵⚪️

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3090

Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 9:08 PM

Noooooooooooooo Steve

What have you done

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/baskgod/status/1689386908651290626?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1689609162215301120?s=46&t=JXoNq4NmJbZH80pJZWxfFw

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Bournemouth reached an agreement to sign English top talent Alex Scott, here we go! Deal in place for £25m package, add-ons included 🚨🔴🍒 #AFCB

Alex Scott completed medical tests and just signed.

Scott, currently injuried; he’ll be back as soon as possible.

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Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 12:06 PM

Here we go.

[thorn hornet]

Bournemouth cooking

Currently injured lol

[hasty basin]

Courtois out for around 6 months

Uh oh

[hasty basin]

Me when an injured guy passes but Castrovilli can't

Newcastle 13.8 is acc nuts

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/bardown/status/1689280957944139776?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/themadridzone/status/1689617627319001088?s=46&t=zGZ146lT9dr79SQ3BEFt0g

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨💣 JUST IN: Real Madrid are considering Valencia goalkeeper Mamardashvili. @elchiringuitotv

Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 12:40 PM

[thorn hornet]

Raya deal done in right timing

[short flame]

He’s Georgian?

[hasty basin]

Yup

https://twitter.com/themadridzone/status/1689621572489764864?s=46&t=zGZ146lT9dr79SQ3BEFt0g

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨| Bono and Mamardashvili are options for Real Madrid. They will cost a minimum €15-20M. @marca #rmalive💰

Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 12:55 PM

[hasty basin]

Idk if RMA even considered him 💀

[short flame]

How old is bono that’s not much for a top keeper

[hasty basin]

32

[short flame]

Oh that’s why

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[short flame]

They should go for johan wallens

[hasty basin]

I agree

https://twitter.com/OfficialFPL/status/1689596179821056000

Fantasy Premier League (@OfficialFPL)

Reigning #FPL champion @FplGunz has selected his squad for Gameweek 1 👀

How does it compare to yours? 💬

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Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 11:14 AM

Ui-jo

What is he cooking

[high ridge]

COURTOIS IS INJURED NAHHHH

[hasty basin]

Dw you're getting Mamarda

[short flame]

Rip Bayern

[hasty basin]

Yeah they somehow keep getting these crazy deals

[short flame]

That’s a guy?

[hasty basin]

Forest striker I guess

[short flame]

I still don’t know what that guy is popular for

I must be getting old

Fuck off

[hasty basin]

Oh really? KSI was like hella popular in 2014 and onwards

[short flame]

The disrespect

[short flame]

What did he do?

[hasty basin]

He used to do sketches he was just a content creator for the most part

Then took part in youtube boxing and also became an artist (Songs)

[short flame]

I’ve only ever seen him screaming unfunny things about Ronaldo

[hasty basin]

Netherlands 7% as well 🙏

[hasty basin]

Oh which one is that

[short flame]

How do we only have 2%

[hasty basin]

England 27%

And almost went out vs Nigeria

Lmao

[short flame]

Bullshit

[hasty basin]

This legit reminds me of

ESPN 3% for the heat

[short flame]

They just lost their main player

Who stepped on someone like a lunatic

[short flame]

We have the best young player in the world how are we so low

[hasty basin]

Yeah idk

[short flame]

These predictions are ridiculous. A game is played in 90 minutes how does one team have 3% chances

How do you even make those calculations

[hasty basin]

It's for basketball

7 game series

And Heat still advanced

[short flame]

I think it’s just some biased loser singing it’s coming home and giving England a 27% chance

[hasty basin]

Lmao

Japan have been very impressive I'm glad they have

13%

[short flame]

Oh 48 minutes times 7 then

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[short flame]

What a random length for a game

[hasty basin]

12 min quarters

[short flame]

They should all be 12%

[hasty basin]

Hey I always like it when we're predicted to relegate or something

Because then we prove them wrong

So if you win while 2% chance it's gonna be more impressive

This is putting more pressure on the England team

If they don't win now they're bottlers

[short flame]

But that makes us look bad

[hasty basin]

No it makes you look good and you surpass everyone's expectations

[short flame]

Because it’s not our merit, it’s England bottling

[hasty basin]

Less pressure=better

I was actually kinda hoping more people predicted us 19th or something

[short flame]

We want to be seen as equals not some lucky team that went through because the other team bottled

[hasty basin]

At the moment it pisses me off but later on I'm like this is fun

[hasty basin]

No it's still seen as impressive

[short flame]

Oh so you will like my relegation prediction for this season

[hasty basin]

Yes

[short flame]

No lerma no fun

[hasty basin]

Because I know we're not evne gonna be in a relegation battle

That's good enough for me

[short flame]

But if we lose it’s going to be seen like England just went through logically

[short flame]

Maybe if you signed jimmy congo

Then you’d be top 1

[hasty basin]

And if you won you'd be seen as a great team

[short flame]

I get that no expectations is better

[hasty basin]

Yk people still hate England's team outside of just reporters and English people

They'll jump on England instead of you with a "lucky" win

[short flame]

I don’t expect anything from the girls, but I want their current achievement to be recognized and giving them 2% it’s like if you said they shouldn’t have come this far

[hasty basin]

To me it's more impressive

Played 4 games and weren't the favourites to be here

Was there a % chart for when the whole world cup started?

[short flame]

No idea

Let me check

[thorn hornet]

Bah gawd it's De Gea music

[hasty basin]

Nonono Mamardashvili>>>

[thorn hornet]

Pedro squad 🤝

[hasty basin]

Why Ui-Jo

He can go with Semenyo or Archer

Also why 2 everton keeprs

Such an odd squad

[short flame]

They just lost their best player why choose 2 Everton players

[hasty basin]

Especially keepers

It's not like they improved their defence

[short flame]

They downgraded

[thorn hornet]

Never let them know your next move

[short flame]

Their best defender went to a better club

[hasty basin]

It's time I get 15 differentials

[short flame]

Good squad

[thorn hornet]

Waiting for Turner to Forest so I can pick White for Chillwell

[thorn hornet]

Thanks

[hasty basin]

Everyone I know is getting him which is fair

[short flame]

Only a Diaz and a lerma missing in those squads

[hasty basin]

Diaz?

I have him there

[short flame]

Lucho

Oh yeah he’s a midfielder

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/proshophockey/status/1689411700242452480?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

😍😍😍

[short flame]

The mid derby

[dim kettle]

Today:

[versed forge]

[robust grotto]

Tomorrow *

Live from Turf Moor

BURNLEHHH AND CITEHH

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/burnley-burnley-ball-phill-buckridge-buckridge-gif-26230363

[hasty basin]

Kompany vs Pep

[robust grotto]

Good story line to start the year

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/afcbournemouth/status/1689667937202806784?s=46&t=ywW4vGSfWC283MNAeHCKtg

Another good storyline

[robust grotto]

Congrats

Bill Foley telling the world the cherries won’t go down

[dim ledge]

Transfer news churning out today wtf

[robust grotto]

What’s good @dim ledge

[dim ledge]

Idk where to begin

It's the stuff I texted you for one

But it's advancing even now

Kane evidently wants to stay despite spurs accepting Bayern's bid

Liverpool set to bid for Caicedo and make improved Lavia bid

Initially? We had just made contact but we are actually set to bid

Thiago offer from Saudi

[robust grotto]

People are going to make fun of him but that’s probably a family decision more than anything

[dim ledge]

Disagree

He's just shy of breaking Shearers record for top ever goalscorer

[hasty basin]

That's why I thought he should stay in England just for a different team

[robust grotto]

Ooooo

[burnt cedar]

He could just come back in a few years and then break it then

[hasty basin]

Too washed And scared

[burnt cedar]

Spurs would let him they ain’t got anything better going for them

Playing 38 games and getting 6 goals a season for 5 years

Breaks the record at the young age of 45

[dim ledge]

Son watching the 9th defense breaking through ball be missed by richarlison

[burnt cedar]

https://vxtwitter.com/jw_av04/status/1689571125410357248?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

[hasty basin]

True

[hasty basin]

He's still somehow valued highly

[burnt cedar]

Son or Richarlison

Both washed

[hasty basin]

Just just slight difference in skill

Just tad bit

[rustic ore]

I don’t which is higher: the folks at Bayern who thought Kane was still worth this kind of money, or the ball kicked into space on that PK in the WC?

[dim ledge]

Kane is worth that much TBF

Especially in a league like that

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1689686920496914448?s=46&t=CCMkll4_RIdELlq5LthWXg

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Fred to Fenerbahçe, here we go! Deal in place with Manchester United, proposal revealed earlier has been accepted and verbal agreement reached 🚨🟡🔵

Fred has agreed terms with Fenerbahçe and will travel for medical tests soon.

Exclusive story, confirmed.

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Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 5:15 PM

I mean when the top scorer last year was

16 goals

Yeah idk

[rustic ore]

(Shush Balk, I’m trying to rile up the Bri’ish fans who might be in chat)

[dim ledge]

In NFL terms Kane is Moss/Fitz level of reliable scoring

Not rice though BC he isn't the goat

I really need to sit through jerry rice clips and see what this man was capable of

[weak gull]

Everything

[dim ledge]

Do go on...

[weak gull]

100% see why people say he’s the best all time player and not just cause stats

Nobody had his work ethic. He literally caught everything and became elite at everything. His best trait behind his hands was definitely tracking the ball though. It was like watching Rodman get a rebound

He knew exactly how he needed to position himself to make any catch

Jerry rice tape is some of the best you’ll see out of a wideout. His college coach said he could track a baseball in the dark

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/premierleague/status/1689693223726239746?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

What’s wrong with this picture!? Lol, PL gonna have to update this one

[sweet tree]

no Leicester lol

[hasty basin]

Whys Camavinga against us what is this

[rustic ore]

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tjwmi next time you have 50 minutes to kill give this a gander, sadly it’s mirrored but it’s still cool

@dim ledge

Sorry for the ping Vinny

Replied to the wrong message

[rose iris]

he's never gonna win a trophy if he stays there

[rose iris]

lfg burnley

[weak gull]

It’s okay, I never mind really

[robust grotto]

BURNLEH

[rustic mountain]

What a stand up guy

[hasty basin]

We had one of the best summer windows in terms of relativity

Lineup of my favourite players (That I got to watch fully)

[thorn hornet]

Castrovilli knee surgery

Makes sense

[calm mulch]

Kroos quietly being one of the greatest midfielders of all time while not being flashy but just doing the basic things at an elite level

[short flame]

No Colombians

Gk: neuer
LB: Marcelo
CB: Yepes and Pepe
RB: Arias
CM: barrios, ozil
Lw: james
Cam: Muller
Rw: Teo Gutierrez
Forward: Zlatan Falcao or Giroud

[hasty basin]

[hasty basin]

I dont think you'll have georgians either

[hasty basin]

His goal vs Sweden is etched into my memory

[sweet tree]

burnley will be holding 5 atleast

[hasty basin]

5 Haaland goals 5 Stones assists

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1689747030707507200

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨💰 Sevilla have asked Real Madrid for over €30M for Bono. @RodrigoFaez

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Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 9:14 PM

Theres no way it's not gonna be Mamarda now right

[sweet tree]

I heard courtois got injured

[hasty basin]

Yeah he's basically out for the season

Might be 6 months

[sweet tree]

damn

[hasty basin]

And now RMA are trying to find a replacement GK

Everyone is looking at De Gea because he's F/A

But RMA were looking at Bono and Mamardashvili

[sweet tree]

they should sign de gea

[hasty basin]

Bono is a little too old though like 30m for 32 year old is

Yikes

And for 1 year replacement

[sweet tree]

he still has it in him

[hasty basin]

[sweet tree]

I watched a ddg comp this morning, was a good laugh

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-bono-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-dance-gif-15623698

[hasty basin]

💀

https://twitter.com/433/status/1689639790776590337

433 (@433)

Who should be Real Madrid’s man between the sticks this season❓🧤

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Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 2:08 PM

This pissed me off though

How do you have the nerves to put Handanovic and not Mamardashvili

Handanovic is GARBAGE

He was awful like 2 years ago imagine now at 39

[simple seal]

De Gea 💀

[hasty basin]

I'd take anyone over Handanovic rn

Hell give me De Gea

Atleast he will try to dive

115 Mil for Moises Caicedo

I give up on football I Think

[warm kestrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iCQgT3fyXc

[thorn hornet]

All of these options are bad except Bono but he's too expensive for his age and he has small resale value

Lunin and inshallah

[dim ledge]

its over

Kane to Bayern

4 year contract

wow

[burnt cedar]

https://twitter.com/david_ornstein/status/1689768970784591872?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Harry Kane has reached an agreement to join Bayern Munich from Tottenham Hotspur. Personal terms in place for 30yo to sign a 4yr contract. England captain awaiting green light from #THFC to travel for medical + complete transfer @TheAthleticFC #FCBayern https://t.co/LPAkVUiF9E

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Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 10:41 PM

TOPSPURRRRR

Nice to see childhood Arsenal fans move to a big European club

Maybe he’ll come home after he’s done

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1689775843760029700?s=20

CJ already learning about the Pats defense.

[rustic mountain]

Ayeee that was fun

I like these ohio state qbs

[sweet tree]

oh dang

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/highIightheaven/status/1689776669702189056?s=20

[rustic mountain]

I am just happy football is back man

[dim kettle]

I bet you do.
https://youtu.be/mOnPrIZzCHs

[rustic mountain]

Damn

It's how it be

So far, second stringers blowing up CJ Stroud

[robust grotto]

Wow

[versed forge]

Pats defense looks good

Every play stroud is getting pressured and running for his life lol

[rustic mountain]

If that is how our defense will trend

I am super excited

Glad to see our offense is staying the same

Holy fuck

I know it's preseason

But I don't ever get to see cool throws and catches

It's like Christmas

[versed forge]

Yeah that catch was awesome

Patriots legend bailey zappe

[rustic mountain]

[versed forge]

[dim kettle]

All this greatness only for Jones or Zappe to throw a pick 6 on the first drive of week 1.

[rustic mountain]

Hey they can match Baker's pick 6 on the first drive!

[dim kettle]

Assuming Baker has the job

[rustic mountain]

Would be fitting

Had Jameis's turnover bakery

Reinstating the Tampa Baker of turnovers

[dim kettle]

But hey, the difference between the Bucs and Pats is the Bucs lose with Baker and get a top pick in the draft. The Pats just win 7-10 games.

[rustic mountain]

If we mediocre, we mediocre

[dim kettle]

Now that sounds like BEARS FOOTBALL!!

[weak gull]

Bucs have more talent than the pats in a worse division. Although I don’t think they do well they very easily could win 7/8

[dim kettle]

I hope Trask can be something more than just Brad Johnson 2.0 as BA said when they drafted him.

[weak gull]

He gone be brad Johnson 0.5

[dim kettle]

Really is no reason to believe in him. But the only argument I'd have is he's never started a regular-season game.

So who knows.

But Trask pretty much sums up the Bucs this year. Just so many questions not being answered at the moment.

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/heiitse-cfc-chelsea-fc-ngolo-kante-matchday-gif-23854211

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/david_ornstein/status/1689796015136669696?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Liverpool reach agreement with Brighton to sign Moises Caicedo for British record £110m. #BHAFC held auction using midnight deadline. #LFC highest bidder, #CFC at £100m. Personal terms a formality + medical planned for Friday in Liverpool @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/cUS7TdNWyL

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 12:28 AM

[short flame]

Nice

[dim ledge]

oh

my

god

oh

omfg

omfg

[robust grotto]

LFC and South America man

Like bread and butter

Boehly is going to burst. They’ve been on this for so long. Brighton has done so much business with them in the last year … l m a o

[short flame]

Chelsea academy

They bought their manager like it was nothing

[dim ledge]

🇪🇨

@wet token

CAICEDOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHA

WAGWAAAAAAAAAAAN

@broken ledge

Ohhhh man im elated

[wet token]

😭😭 brooo I am so happy

[dim ledge]

Fucking

Oh my god dude

I never saw this coming

GOD BLESS BRIGHTON AND HOVE ALBION 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Where was that Japanese Brighton fan

I need to kiss him rn

[short flame]

Mitoma?

[dim ledge]

NOOOOO HE DELETED ACCOUNT

@proud coyote I'm sorry
@smoky fable BOMBAAAAAAA

I can't believe this dude

This doesn't feel real

[proud coyote]

fuck lol

are you kidding me

absolutely yoinked

we even bid the 100m

how did they think they'd get 110 for him

[dim ledge]

I'm still shocked I have no idea

Umm

Shocked by two things
A. You didn't increase above that
B. That we actually went for it

This has to be linked to you guys bidding for lavia yesterday which I think we still may go back for

We evidently want another mid and a CB

[short flame]

German Mera, jimmy Congo. Enjoy

[manic grove]

Get rekt, newb

[dim ledge]

Oh my god

We got a DAWG

[proud coyote]

[desert palm]

https://twitter.com/mlbonfax/status/1689328697927782400?s=46

FAX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFAX)

Aaron Boone has been announced as the cover athlete for MLB The Show 24, sources tell Fax Sports.

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Twitter · Aug 9, 2023, 5:32 PM

[dim ledge]

bro

some of these catches

wtf

????

[dim ledge]

great video lol

[thorn hornet]

@dim ledge whats your PL predictions, season starts today

[dim ledge]

dont do this to me

i think a good prediction rn

top 4 is, no order

Man City, Liverpool, Arsenal, United

I think United just edge out the likes of Newcastle

I think Chelsea improve but probably get Europa

Kane and Bayern to win UCL, watch

Us for Europa

I think you lot win FA

Carabao for United again

after that, idk

relegated sides

I think West Ham could be done. One of either them or Everton will be relegated- I don't think both

I dont think Sheffield stay up

[burnt cedar]

Fulham for me

[dim ledge]

As much as I hate to say it

I think Luton goes down

I want them to stay but

[burnt cedar]

They might get the least amount of points ever

I think Luton come 19th

[dim ledge]

I like that prediction

[burnt cedar]

Have Sheffield United even made a signing

They lost their best player to Marseille

[dim ledge]

Oh, another prediction

[burnt cedar]

And lost Berge yesterday

[dim ledge]

that young Irish kid for Brighton is gonna pop off and be their main striker

[burnt cedar]

Ferguson is good

[dim ledge]

big agree

[burnt cedar]

Brighton rotate so much only problem

He might score a hattrick then not play the next game

[dim ledge]

less options at striker

Don't see Welbeck playing as much tbh

[burnt cedar]

Welbeck had a good pre season tbh

One last ride

Plus Europa they kinda have to rotate

[dim ledge]

thaaats true

But, yeah. Good player

also highly rate the Irish player Burnley got

Dara O'Shea

[burnt cedar]

My one prediction is the whole top 4 will be involved in the title race - arsenal city Liverpool and united

[dim ledge]

yeah its gonna be

way closer this season

[burnt cedar]

Will be about 5 points between us

[dim ledge]

dude

lmfao

i cannot believe

we got Caicedo

holy shit

[burnt cedar]

Yeah that’s a crazy signing

[dim ledge]

that midfield arouses me

[burnt cedar]

Essentially him and Mac Allister for 135m

You guys need to throw Europa imo, only one English team has won it and made top 4

Never worth the hassle

[dim ledge]

I heard some wild stat that like, we really only spent 100m this window because the signings of Mac Allister and Szoboszlai were essentially covered by the recoup in costs of the contracts we no longer pay

[burnt cedar]

Yeah I saw you clear 500k in wages

[dim ledge]

that plus the ~50m for Fabinho and Henderson

And idk man. I really don't wanna throw Europa

I wanna give it the respect it deserves

[burnt cedar]

Towards the end of the competition it gets taxing

When Salah goes missing in Bulgaria and you have no wingers

Respect goes out the window

[dim ledge]

pls no azerbaijan

[smoky fable]

oh wow

I just saw the news for Liverpool

I did not think they'd jump in

[dim ledge]

nobody did

[smoky fable]

Shocked they did this. Just came in last minute. Did not know that Klopp liked him that much for them to go for it.

[dim ledge]

No we definitely targeted him and hes definitely what we need

i just thought it was done

[smoky fable]

Yeah I mis-worded it. I didn't think they'd get him and would get outbid by other teams.

[dim ledge]

that as well

[thorn hornet]

@dim ledge whats your PL predictions, season starts today

[honest umbra]

man city win

https://twitter.com/Plettigoal/status/1689897635837050881?s=20

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal)

🛫🚦@HKane is now on his way to the airport in London, as he already had the 🟢 light for his flight to Munich. FC Bayern is waiting for him. #Kane

➡️ But now Tottenham currently hindering the move and have revoked Kane's permission to fly
➡️ Kane is waiting right now every…

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 7:12 AM

this is funny

[thorn hornet]

Flight is like €64 just pay from your own pocket Kane

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/alanshearer/status/1689913501815357440?t=j3_L6zoCJltyrfwth0sKaQ&s=19

Alan Shearer (@alanshearer)

Come on Harry it’s time to go! 🤪

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 8:15 AM

[burnt cedar]

Lmao wtf https://twitter.com/jacobsteinberg/status/1689921877605580800?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Jacob Steinberg (@JacobSteinberg)

Chelsea have not given up are still trying to beat Liverpool to Caicedo

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 8:49 AM

[proud coyote]

???

are we trying to stop his flight??

[hasty basin]

💔

I'd be like omg what are you doing subbing Van Der Gragt but she did commit the pen

[stuck estuary]

Rate my lineup

[hasty basin]

Are you a newcastle fan?

Because they have awful fixtures

And Pope is too expensive in new FPL

Other than that I mean Havertz is there so idk about him either

Rest is good

[stuck estuary]

I think Chelsea as a whole is shit last season, but havertz play might be supported by Arsenal, so it's should be interesting

[stuck estuary]

Nunez is crazy overpriced tho

[stuck estuary]

I'm a united fans, but Arsenal and new castle play shows so much prospect last season

[hasty basin]

Well I thought Mudryk was gonna do a fine job and there was no reason for him to be THAT bad, but then you see him ping great balls in national matches, he needs a good striker with him and oh Havertz aint that, if you're going for like an attacking player for midfield then fair but I gave up in believing in him

[hasty basin]

People are expecting a comeup season he had this in Benfica as well 1 season he was missing everythign and the 2nd made Liverpool buy him

[hasty basin]

Newcastle will have UCL problems but their fixtures are awful I only have 1 defender from them, yea their team is strong and all but I probably wouldn't even start city's players (apart from Haaland) for those fixtures

[stuck estuary]

Yeah I'm looking for midfield who likes to score, would you subs havertz for Bruno or ordegad

[hasty basin]

Oh for Bruno and Odegaard if I had the choice yeah

Esp Bruno

[stuck estuary]

Bruno is also penalty taker yeah

[stuck estuary]

I can substitute him later on if he actually perform well

[hasty basin]

Yeah but I'm scared to make a mistake since last time I didn't have Haaland for a bit

[stuck estuary]

I don't think nobody except him to perform that insane last season

[hasty basin]

Sadly he had like 60% ownership when I picked him up

[stuck estuary]

Now he got 89% 🤣

[hasty basin]

Yeah imagine he gets a dirty RC or something lmao

Mitoma almost has 40% damn

[ripe yacht]

I swear if we don't get amrabat because we couldn't sell scotty ffs 😐

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/skysports_sheth/status/1689944401613606912?s=20

Dharmesh Sheth (@skysports_sheth)

Told Moises Caicedo having second thoughts about Liverpool move. Player & representatives still in London. No official word Chelsea have returned. #LFC #CFC #BHAFC

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 10:18 AM

Must be really hard for him. Being a boyhood fan of United, Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and Madrid

[ripe yacht]

This is probably cap lol, if not W hijack by Chelsea 😭

[thorn hornet]

Klopp literally confirmed it lmao

Makes no sense

[burnt cedar]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1689954167173890048?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Chelsea are NOT giving up on Moisés Caicedo deal despite medical booked.

…and Chelsea have no intention to give up until contracts (already prepared by Liverpool and Brighton) are signed.

Nothing been signed yet. ⚠️🇪🇨

Most incredible transfer saga of the summer is still on.

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 10:57 AM

Edu fire up the grill

[thorn hornet]

Traore to Fulham

They are desperate

CHO and Traore on the wings with zero end product

I still don't understand how Cedric and Holding are still here there is zero interest in them

[hasty basin]

We could buy Caicedo

[hasty basin]

They're gonna be bottom half

[burnt cedar]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1689958090152570881?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

EXCLUSIVE: Moisés Caicedo has just informed Liverpool that he only wants to join Chelsea! 🚨🔵🇪🇨 #CFC

Caicedo has decided to keep his word and only accept Chelsea as personal terms were agreed since end of May.

Chelsea, set to bid again in order to get deal done with Brighton.

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 11:13 AM

Nah what a guy

[robust grotto]

Wowowowowow

[thorn hornet]

U-TURN

What the fuck

Ornstein and Klopp confirmed it

Lavia back on the menu Balkan

[burnt cedar]

Southampton about to ask for 80m

[short flame]

Have more hope you just won in Europe

[thorn hornet]

I have Fulham in 13th

[robust grotto]

I can’t help other peoples feelings!

[hasty basin]

Fr we're cooking

[thorn hornet]

Just because there are teams worse than them

And there's a lot

[short flame]

Hype them up yourself

[hasty basin]

Why's Luton so high 💀

[burnt cedar]

Vibes

[short flame]

[hasty basin]

Damn Liverpool 50/50

[thorn hornet]

Raya has to be registered by mid-day to feature against Forest

Cheeky Friday announcement

[short flame]

Optimism about what?

Do 97% of villa fans think they can win the league?

[hasty basin]

They got Moussa Diaby

He rejected Saudi Money he'll play for AVFC

Moussa Diaby

[hasty basin]

They're confident about making Europe maybe

It's an optimism meter as in how optimistic are you going into this season

[short flame]

But optimism depends on their objectives

[hasty basin]

Probably making europe

[burnt cedar]

Which would be Europe

[hasty basin]

Yeah

I mean we are 97% and we want to like

Get into mid-table

[short flame]

There’s a difference between confident of making Europe and one of avoiding relegation, winning the title

[burnt cedar]

Luton’s optimism will be to win a football game

[hasty basin]

Yeah but it's relativity

Our fans are optimistic with the signings

[short flame]

Maybe the west ham 8% is winning the league

[hasty basin]

So we think we can do really well

No

[short flame]

I’m not but I hope for you I’m wrong

[hasty basin]

Oh dw we're fine

With the money we spent we could buy a Moises Caicedo

[short flame]

If someone asks if I’m optimistic about my club first thing I’ll ask is about what. Avoiding relegation yes, making top 8 and getting into the second round doubtful, winning the league absolutely not

[hasty basin]

How good is your club

[short flame]

But you lost lerma. I Hope you boo him every time palace comes

[short flame]

Good club in financial shambles

[hasty basin]

What are your expectations and what do people generally expect you to do

[short flame]

But we just got our best player ever back in the club

[hasty basin]

We just finished 15th when we were predicted to go down dead last the past season

We're optimistic that we can improve that result

[short flame]

We’re fighting relegation at the time being so that’s around our level at the moment but just 2 years ago we were the best club in the country before the director ran away with our money

[hasty basin]

So how are you feeling about avoiding relegation confidently next season

[burnt cedar]

Hold dat https://twitter.com/john_w_henry/status/359926622922608641?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

John W. Henry (@John_W_Henry)

What do you think they're smoking over there at Emirates?

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Twitter · Jul 24, 2013, 6:42 AM

10 years later but I won’t forget

[thorn hornet]

Literally should've been accepted

[burnt cedar]

They broke the law

We should have taken them to court

[thorn hornet]

Wanted more than £40 mil but when they do get it they reject

They even inserted a clause in Firmino's contract

[burnt cedar]

Yeah

[thorn hornet]

If we get a winger and get rid of some more deadwood it's a 10/10 window

Kudus would be nice but that brudda doesn't know the offside rule

[hasty basin]

We are fukt for the first fixtures

I hope we can get a point

[burnt cedar]

???

Had no idea he was injured

[hasty basin]

He was lol and somehow passed the medical check and not Castrovilli

I thought it'd be like 2 weeks or something but a few months is wild

[burnt cedar]

The medical must have just asked for his name

And that’s all he needed to pass

[hasty basin]

Bro why didn't we do that for Nicolas Jackson

Nah fuck this

This guy man I can't with him

Begovic when he plays be like

Mf had 9 saves

[hasty basin]

Classic

Just saw Van Der Gragt's goal and man it's a heartbreak they couldn't go through

[hasty basin]

Let's go Dom

[short flame]

Pretty confident

[hasty basin]

There ya go

[short flame]

But if you just asked if I’m confident about the season I’d say absolutely not because I’m not sure we’re even making it to the cuadrangulares

[proud coyote]

most moral person alive

we love Moisés

what is this saga lol

[thorn hornet]

He just started following Chelsea on insta

Klopp made a mistake announcing the transfer during the press

[hasty basin]

What was thsi guy doing in Thai League 2

It's too easy for him 💀

[robust grotto]

Alvarez won’t play tmw @hasty basin

[hasty basin]

We're playing a LW as our RB

Don't worry

[robust grotto]

Oh perfect, even matchup lol

[hasty basin]

It's not even like he's remotely defensive (Jaidon Anthony)

Idk what he's gonna do

https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1010202529165127680?t=mxxhQu_WxbnZolgNm7oB0w&s=19

Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL)

🔥 TRANSFER CENTRE LIVE 🔥

Reports: Alisson has said he would prefer to join Real Madrid than Liverpool.

Follow: https://t.co/qSxTTpit4p

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Twitter · Jun 22, 2018, 4:47 PM

[robust grotto]

… what

[hasty basin]

Never too late Caicedo

[fluid moat]

What the hell is going on lmao

Caicedo and Harry Kane plot twists every other hour

[wicked lotus]

Is there a fpl league for this season?

[slender pine]

NFL season

Less goo

[thorn hornet]

No way they took an undesirables pic like the PSG players

Find them new destinations 😭

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/precbrown95/status/1690003044065267712?t=GDkWYGdIr0KURnGd0iEQDg&s=19

Prec (@precbrown95)

Looks like players who are on the way out aren’t training with squad Nuno, Cedric and Balogun arrived after lunchtime

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 2:11 PM

[short flame]

What’s that?

[thorn hornet]

Sérgio Conceição the manager of Porto celebrating with a cigar

[short flame]

What’s he celebrating

Where are his players?

[thorn hornet]

Celebrating Porto's 30th league title

Idk where his players are

[short flame]

Old video?

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1690020462992969728

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨🎖️| Mamardashvili is on Real Madrid’s list. @MatteMoretto

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258

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 3:20 PM

Rma is so confusing

[thorn hornet]

Yes

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1689914621329600512?s=61

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

49ers’ HC Kyle Shanahan revealed that veteran Philip Rivers was his team’s QB contingency plan if it could have advanced to last season’s Super Bowl:

https://t.co/h8oGsDTJ88

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 8:20 AM

[torn gale]

don’t have your qbs die every year

[slender pine]

Wild

[short flame]

Ah makes sense

I thought it was new

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/ManCity/status/1690060513705701377?t=df1GhFy_R-YN-rG9QT19vA&s=19

Manchester City (@ManCity)

Our first @premierleague team news of 2023/24 🙌

XI | Ederson, Walker, Akanji, Ake, Lewis, Rodrigo, De Bruyne (C), Bernardo, Foden, Alvarez, Haaland

SUBS | Ortega Moreno, Phillips, Kovacic, Grealish, Laporte, Gomez, Gvardiol, Palmer, McAtee

#ManCity | @etihad

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 6:00 PM

Gvardiol benched, no STones

@dim ledge Yeah man Gvardiol is a yikes for now

[dim ledge]

Didn't get him

[hasty basin]

Oh nice

[dim ledge]

Wound up keeping Cash and Ferguson

I am very confident on Ferguson

[hasty basin]

I'm skeptical of De Zerbi's rotation so

https://vxtwitter.com/AnfieldEdition/status/1690062802155708417

What is this.

[thorn hornet]

Stones not even in the squad

Pep fucked me over again

[hasty basin]

It's fine

Your first sub gets subbed on

[thorn hornet]

Same with Dias luckily I swapped him out

THAT BURNLEY 11 REEKS

Kolesho has playd 5 professional games

[hasty basin]

Respect Trafford

Hes like 18

Lol

Sander Berge already

O'Shea big man

[thorn hornet]

I predicted them to finish 17th

[hasty basin]

Got them 14th

Might be a little screwed

[burnt cedar]

Had them 16th

https://vxtwitter.com/sky_torben/status/1690060971891466241?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

About to win his first trophy tomorrow

He’s going to go sleep with his kit on

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/nocontextbrits/status/1690001039112523776?s=46&t=V-FYbVnsgTbrgHav7jZsiw

[hasty basin]

Bro the way this new prem lineups thing looks is so cool

That Haaland boom at the end

Haaland already scored

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[fluid moat]

LMAO

Haaland in 4 minutes what a shocker

[hasty basin]

People with Burnley defenders in fpl

What is Ederson cooking

He's coming so far up

[dim ledge]

I have O'Shea on the bench thank god

I still rate him btw

[hasty basin]

Yeah

I think most people have Haaland captained for normal fpl

So I'm not really getting much but whatever

For the 10.6% that don't have him

[fluid moat]

Tried to recreate the goal Dortmund goal

[hasty basin]

And got in the way of Silva

They aint getting no points

[robust grotto]

Burnley will stay up

[hasty basin]

Broo Trafford nice save

Offside but still

[split wren]

Took him 3 mins huh

[hasty basin]

KDB off

Everyone who had him yikes

1 pointer

[split wren]

[thorn hornet]

De Bruyne injured

Shitty few days for him

[burnt cedar]

Kdb ducking the prem

[hasty basin]

Ederson feels no pressure at all I'm convinved

Convinced

[burnt cedar]

It’s only been 20 minutes

[hasty basin]

City shaky defence man

Yo? City getting cooked

[split wren]

Stones not playing bruv

[hasty basin]

What is city doing

[burnt cedar]

Wtf https://twitter.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1690055556474585088?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: French footballer Wissam Ben Yedder has been charged with rape, attempted rape, and sexual assault.

(Source: BBC Sport)

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Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 5:40 PM

[hasty basin]

Yeah I saw

Just put Ederson CB way better playing out the back than Akanji

Haaland Haaalnad

[thorn hornet]

Haaland again

Foden what could have been

[fluid moat]

Lmao

Another 35 goal season

[hasty basin]

Berge has less touches than Haaland

Sheffield balling

[hasty basin]

Rodri is a good asset it seems for FPL

[thorn hornet]

Shit the bed against us

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1690050961908080650?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Update: #49ers QB Brock Purdy has has thrown 3 INTs already in joint practice vs the #Raiders.

(h/t @grantcoh, @AryePulli)

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362

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 5:22 PM

[rustic mountain]

Shit did Mac Jones put on a Purdy jersey?

[versed forge]

Trey lance season confirmed

[rose iris]

Ya I think man city will win the epl again

[rose iris]

Nvm

[robust grotto]

Rip Burnley

[honest umbra]

How did they look?

[thorn hornet]

Bad

They got a straight red near the end idk what was the point of that tackle, so stupid

[hasty basin]

Diakhaby just scored

Wtf

[hasty basin]

But showed glimpses of hope

With the attacks

That's ok

[rose iris]

Bayern getting Kane is gonna be great

Idk if they’ll win champions league tho with teams like man city and Real Madrid

I feel Barcelona have a good chance

[hasty basin]

I predicted them as UCL winners

[hasty basin]

Too late brutha

This kit is sick wtf

[rose iris]

Who Bayern?

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[rose iris]

This year they’re definitely the top 4 that are most likely to win

[hasty basin]

I love their team rn

[rose iris]

The others being Real Madrid, Barcelona, man city

[hasty basin]

Last time they didn't have a proper striker and still won the bundesliga

[rose iris]

Barcelona gotta make it out of the group for sure

[hasty basin]

And went fairly far in UCL

[rose iris]

But barely cause Dortmund had their best season

[hasty basin]

Yeah but they still did somehow lol

Even with drama

Now imagine with Choupo-Moting--->Kane

[rose iris]

Getting really lucky at the end

[hasty basin]

League's top scorer was 16 goals lol

[rose iris]

For sure they’re gonna get better

[hasty basin]

Kim and De Ligt is good as well

[rose iris]

Especially with Coman and sane they’re great wing players

I hope son also leaves spurs

[hasty basin]

Coman has been quietly one of the most underrated plaers

PLayers

Sane is pretty good as well

[rose iris]

You think Barca got a chance?

[hasty basin]

Some chance yeah I mean they might even get Ney lol

[rose iris]

Cause for some reason I see them as well

[rose iris]

I thought he might go to Saudi

[hasty basin]

But I didnt really consider them

[hasty basin]

Links with barca are closer

I considered Mci, Rma and Bayern

My friend put Barca as the winners

[rose iris]

Ya but then don’t they got some ffp stuff

[hasty basin]

Yeah but I think they can be fine

[rose iris]

I do wanna see like another surprise club make it like a benfica they’ve been really well in Portugal

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/BarcaUniversal/status/1690013501589159936

Barça Universal on Twitter

Neymar is in official talks with PSG to terminate his contract. He will join Barça as a free agent, with a salary of €12m net per year.

— @Laporteriabtv

Twitter · Aug 11, 2023, 2:53 PM

[hasty basin]

Got some interesting signings lol

Especially Trubiin as gk

I rate him highly

[sweet tree]

links every summer with ney that usually leads to nothing but who knows it seems psg board & luis Enrique are pushing him out

but I'm not keeping my hopes up, I know how this goes sometimes

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/wrestlingnewsco/status/1689722125936934912?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Wrestling News on Twitter

#AEW has broken the #WWE SummerSlam 92 paid attendance record.

Twitter · Aug 10, 2023, 7:35 PM

[honest umbra]

yea plus he’s very expensive as well

[sweet tree]

maybe? if psg & ney agree to terminate the contract then we wouldn't pay anything but I imagine his salary will be costly. Could see some players sold to fit him in the squad if it happens

then again with dembouz leaving that'll free up some of the wages

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/RaysBaseball/status/1690176667354849280?s=20

[smoky fable]

time to see how the rookies do in Az

[dim kettle]

First time seeing the new unis in action.

[smoky fable]

Yeah

the offensive line doesn't look too bad

[smoky fable]

All red is not the best though

Can't tell a difference unless zoomed in

[rustic ore]

Well on the plus side for my Bucs tonight, at least the punter appears to be in midseason form

[dim kettle]

They're gonna go red on white by mid-season. It's always like that with new unis. Gotta figure out which combos work.

[smoky fable]

I hope so

[dim kettle]

Cards love all red though. And IDK why. Even before the unis in 2005. Look up any highlights from 2003-2004. They're wearing all red. The combo doesn't work when you have a white helmet.

[smoky fable]

Wilson doesn't look good....

[dim kettle]

God, seeing Sean Payton on the sidelines is always a disgusting sight.

[smoky fable]

Like to see him disgusted at a missed kick though

Makes a guy smile

[dim kettle]

Chewing juicy fruit intensifies.

https://twitter.com/BrandonPerna/status/1690189363500744704?s=20

ThatsGoodSports on Twitter

one good play...5 terrible plays by the Broncos offense. We're bad again.

Twitter · Aug 12, 2023, 2:32 AM

[smoky fable]

Broncos still had their starters for the first quarter against the second string

[dim kettle]

I can't watch the Bucs pre-season games live. But the only thing I could say is, Baker threw one good ball for a TD.

https://fxtwitter.com/NFL/status/1690148147471982592?s=20

[smoky fable]

Wilson still in