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[rustic ore]

@rustic mountain @proud coyote https://vxtwitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1683605687874535424

[smoky fable]

I forgot about this

[weak gull]

They just going for whoever

[dim ledge]

Hope it works for em

[weak gull]

Ima leave my ringer on just in case the pats call

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1683129035361071105

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Source: List of the RBs that attended Saturday's Zoom call to discuss their declining market.

#Giants Saquon Barkley
#Titans Derrick Henry
#Raiders Josh Jacobs
#Colts Jonathan Taylor
#49ers Christian McCaffrey
#Cowboys Tony Pollard
#Browns Nick Chubb
#Steelers Najee Harris…

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Twitter · Jul 23, 2023, 2:56 PM

[proud coyote]

@dim ledge I would have gone Pittman + Akers

Not sure if Pittman went before you

What LOL??

[rustic mountain]

Bill trying to "outsmart" everyone

But really he is just being cheap

[proud coyote]

Hurd wasn’t able to see the field beyond preseason so hopefully he does that at least

[rustic mountain]

Hurd will play like 10 downs if he makes it out of pre season

Whatever just give us 4th place already

[smoky fable]

Shanahan really expects a lot from his receivers. Just seeing the list.

[smoky fable]

As long as they screw over other AFC east teams along the way

[rustic mountain]

As long as I see some promise in our youth

[weak gull]

Hurd is a damn converted running back…bill think he crafty when like Sab said, he just cheap😂

[rustic mountain]

Dude has been cheap my whole life

We just had Tom Brady to mask the subpar talent

[celest zephyr]

patriots fan sab signed to a one year deal per schefter

[rustic mountain]

Bruh I run a 40 second 40

[weak gull]

💀💀💀

[celest zephyr]

hey you can run at least and catch a ball

good enough for bill

[weak gull]

Gotta really sit under that zone coverage

Sneaky speed typa guy

[rustic mountain]

I talk so much shit on Jakobi Meyers but my ass would get fucking destroyed

[celest zephyr]

just run one yard easy

only run slants

[rustic ore]

You are a bold man thinking Pittman with Indy’s current QB situation

[rustic mountain]

-50 yards receiving, my qb threw 5 ints because every time he threw it at me I ducked because it was too fast

[weak gull]

Bill love picking up the stereotyped white guys from college and I love it😂

[rustic ore]

Mind you I say that as a UF fan who would very much like Richardson to succeed in the NFL but dude is raw as hell rn

[celest zephyr]

bill just does character tests for his wrs

[weak gull]

“Would I let him date my daughter?”

[rustic mountain]

Bill be like "do you listen to that rap stuff?"

[weak gull]

“Kid brings his lunch pail, first guy in, last guy out”

[celest zephyr]

"he goes to practice every day"

[rustic mountain]

"Really picks himself up by his bootstraps, nose to the grindstone, high football iq kinda guy"

[celest zephyr]

"can't teach his skills"

[rustic mountain]

And then he just looks like a JV starting wide out named David Johnsmith

[celest zephyr]

hey you leaked bill's scouting report

[weak gull]

Man, hear this everyday in the fall watching the big ten😭😭

[celest zephyr]

when a guy is a bust but they try to not say it

[weak gull]

Genuinely speaking, those guys work on defense…not often on offense though

Especially wide receiver. You can’t just be some damn scrub

[celest zephyr]

just play kick returner

oh sab samsonov looks to be back next year for 3.55 mill after arbitration

[proud coyote]

Last year, Pittman’s QB situation was about as bad as it’ll be this year and he still produced in PPR formats

[rustic mountain]

Bill doesn't draft big ten wide outs, he signs undrafted dudes who tried out for big ten schools but got beat out by dudes who actually have speed and height so they played at west north central pitt tech

[weak gull]

Pittman is definitely a good get. Better than London imo who is projected 20 picks higher I think

Only trustworthy receiving threat in Indy

[weak gull]

I’m kinda shocked he didn’t go after Charlie jones. He ended up in cincy in the draft but he seemed like a perfect bill pick

[rustic mountain]

That's the thing

There are perfect Bill picks everywhere

The only reason why you know the ones who played in NE is because Brady made them good

[hasty mesa]

Colts about to shock the world and go 3rd in the division

[smoky fable]

I think Olave is going to produce even with Carr.

If I choose in Fantasy

[weak gull]

I like Olave too tbh

[hasty mesa]

is Olave Saints' no1 receiver?

[weak gull]

Has to be rn. I don’t trust slant boy

[fathom marsh]

wait is doncic on the younger side

i thought bro was old

[celest zephyr]

Yes

He’s 24

[fathom marsh]

damn he just got old man face

[celest zephyr]

Yeah and the old man body

Dude built like a 40 year old at the ymca

[fathom marsh]

also idk if this sounds weird

but trae and ja both have the same typa energy to me

[weak gull]

Wdym exactly? If we are talking about as people Trae young is pretty damn tame. From Oklahoma to Atlanta and he hasn’t put himself with the wrong crowd at all

On court I guess they have similar energy’s at times but very separate play styles imo

And the rangers just blew it

[celest zephyr]

Sigh looks like the dodgers are going to pull it out

[honest umbra]

no

[proud coyote]

We are skidding horribly

[honest umbra]

ya and dbacks too

like the few games we lose, y’all haven’t been able to make up ground

[proud coyote]

I mean we just haven’t won at all lmao

It’s been like five or six now

[smoky fable]

Dbacks might not make the playoffs, if they fall behind the wildcard. Don’t have the pitching staff or bullpen to do it. Their batting has also regressed with Gurriel falling off a cliff.

Phillies, Giants, and Reds are all there

[weak gull]

Getting swept by the reds was tough

[hasty basin]

PSG replaced Mbappe

[dim ledge]

Lmao they're gonna hold that mf hostage

[sweet tree]

osasuna won their appeal

they can play in europe for next szn

[thorn hornet]

Good

It was clear from the start they were the actual victims

A wild Stan Kroenke appeared

Kudus to Chelsea

We need another forward but the market is dry

If we end up with Ferran Torres I might cry

[hasty basin]

Nice

[hasty basin]

.

[thorn hornet]

This is the type of greed they talked about in the Bible

[hasty basin]

All this just to ship out half the players again in winter or something

Team Cohesion gotta be ass

[thorn hornet]

They are creating the same issue they had last season

New players usually take time to gel in

Now imagine like 10 new players

[hasty basin]

And they're all really good as well

Could create problems with the playtime

I feel like Boehly is just chucking players at Conte, which tbf he wants but it just won't work

Not Conte

Poch

Lmaoo

Spurs be like

[desert palm]

@weak gull https://twitter.com/jonmorosi/status/1683630363690561536?s=46 the Tigers losing could potentially make the biggest piece ever at a trade deadline, besides Juan Soto, not happen. Lol

Jon Morosi (@jonmorosi)

Sources say the Angels’ internal discussions about a buy/sell decision remain ongoing.

Team officials are likely to wait until after the upcoming Tigers and Blue Jays series before determining if they’re willing to move Ohtani.

@MLBNetwork @MLBNetworkRadio

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Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 12:08 AM

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1683794241754140672?s=46 👀👀👀👀!!!!!!!!

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Surprise! 🚨 🚨 🚨

The #Giants and star RB Saquon Barkley agreed to terms on a new 1-year deal worth up to $11M, sources say, as Barkley gives himself a chance to beat the franchise tag. He gets a $2M signing bonus.

Bottom line: Barkley is coming in & will be at training camp.

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Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 11:00 AM

The offense lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hasty basin]

I didnt know it was this close wtf https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1683802393186631680?s=46&t=-_eydrQX7GF_FYZJx0CEoA

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Excl: Bournemouth have completed the agreement to sign Andrei Radu as new goalkeeper from Inter, here we go 🍒🇷🇴

Romanian GK joins on loan with option to buy clause not mandatory.

Radu will undergo medical tests as new Bournemouth player on Wednesday.

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Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 11:32 AM

[thorn hornet]

Poor Bournemouth

Even for a backup he's ass

They can do so much better

Practically gifted AC the title

[hasty basin]

He was good in Ligue 1

My Romanian friend watched every single game just for him lmao

[thorn hornet]

Bruh Auxerre went down

But maybe he was a standout

[hasty basin]

The team was shite lol

He had 5.1 saves per game which doesn't say a lot but still it's impressive

The saves were good as well

[robust grotto]

Bids for Gallagher, JWP, and McTom all rejected last night @dim ledge

[hasty mesa]

BARKLEY IS BACK

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/dailyloud/status/1683522193337065493?s=46&t=V-FYbVnsgTbrgHav7jZsiw

Daily Loud (@DailyLoud)

Reports of Mbappe spotted in Barcelona today with model @zeydcarey leaves Madrid and Saudi officials puzzled 👀

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Twitter · Jul 24, 2023, 4:59 PM

Uhm

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge JWP isn’t playing in their friendly today. WHU in talks

[hasty basin]

We'll cook them

[torn gale]

Les go

[hasty mesa]

We prayed for times like these

Giants going to the playoffs

[torn gale]

[fluid moat]

Pretty sure this is just onlyfans promotion

Daily Loud is the worst “news” account on Twitter

[hasty basin]

Oh lmao

Thought Barca was getting a little too desparate

https://twitter.com/Dame_Lillard/status/1683564721675567104

Damian Lillard (@Dame_Lillard)

1 year 776mm? Wtf lol …

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Twitter · Jul 24, 2023, 7:48 PM

[dim ledge]

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/think-about-it-reece-simpson-kayode-ewumi-roll-safe-meme-gif-17305682

[hasty basin]

Southampton fans are so annoying I just wanna rub it in their faces

[thorn hornet]

St Mary is one of the worst stadium to play on

You can barely scrape a point

[celest zephyr]

Let’s fucking goooooooooo

Beat the dodgers

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/nhlbruins/status/1683839534142992386?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins)

A statement from Patrice Bergeron.

📰: https://t.co/UWDGPWtDX9

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Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 2:00 PM

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/shamscharania/status/1683847244573712385?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

USC All-American Bronny James collapsed on the court Monday and had a cardiac arrest. He was taken to the hospital and is now in stable condition and no longer in the ICU. Statement:

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Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 2:30 PM

[celest zephyr]

That’s terrifying

[celest zephyr]

Full respect to the man

Gave it his all and didn’t cause shit

[smoky fable]

Holy shit

[fluid moat]

😛

[rustic ore]

What the actual hell?

[weak gull]

Man oh man…I’m sure some fan bases may hate us depending on this

[desert palm]

Winnnnnn pls

For the chaos

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/iemadAFC/status/1683859529262301187?t=rpFxgg4p_WHTVacNkLtzXw&s=19

EMAD | ابو التميمي (@iemadAFC)

🚨 حسب معلومات @dimitri_conti من @TuttoMercatoWeb ..

ارسنال سيغلق صفقة لاعب الوسط البرازيلي بيتيلو (23 عام) هذا الاسبوع .. بالرغم من طلب جريميرو 10 مليون يورو الا ان ارسنال حصل عليه بقيمة 8 مليون يورو..

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Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 3:19 PM

8 million

Not bad

However I don't think he will play for us that much

Probably an investment

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/MarcJSpears/status/1683855638110281730

Marc J. Spears (@MarcJSpears)

Jaylen Brown and the Boston Celtics have agreed on a five-year supermax extension worth up to $304 million, the richest contract in NBA history, his agent Jason Glushon of @GlushonSM tells ESPN.

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Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 3:04 PM

[weak gull]

Hope bro been working on them handles

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

Holy L Batman

[hasty mesa]

💀

[weak gull]

I don’t think it’s optimal to pay brown that much but letting him get even close to going would’ve been stupid too. Clearly need him to contend with KP there now

[hasty mesa]

Wayyyyy too much

[weak gull]

It was no way that was coming down lol

Hate the Celtics but they did what they had to do at this point in time

[dim ledge]

@modest totem

https://twitter.com/brgridiron/status/1683872360443805698?t=o4OYWGVN7J9U7kDVnp7AXw&s=19

B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron)

Broncos unveiled their new 'Snowcapped' alternate helmet

🔥 or 🗑️?

(via @Broncos)

Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 4:10 PM

I like it

Click for full kit

[weak gull]

Nice helmets

[proud coyote]

It’s okay…

Looks like a college kit imo

[weak gull]

Most college kits look better than any nfl alternates imo😭

[hasty mesa]

That helmet looks fire Ngl

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/byAustinMeek/status/1683876687358853120

Austin Meek (@byAustinMeek)

Source confirms: Michigan is working toward a four-game suspension for Jim Harbaugh and one-game suspensions for Sherrone Moore and Grant Newsome as part of a negotiated resolution to its NCAA infractions case. First reported by @RossDellenger

Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 4:27 PM

@weak gull

Speaking of college

https://twitter.com/RossDellenger/status/1683874240871669760

Ross Dellenger (@RossDellenger)

Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh and NCAA are working toward a negotiated resolution that is expected to see him suspended four games this season in penalties stemming from alleged false statements he originally made to investigators, sources tell @YahooSports.
https://t.co/4oJYVNxmFu

Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 4:17 PM

https://twitter.com/aroundthenfl/status/1683876914862391297?s=61

Around The NFL (@AroundTheNFL)

Chiefs WR Kadarius Toney undergoes knee surgery, status for Week 1 in doubt

https://t.co/RVxiMZjLlm

Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 4:28 PM

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote any thoughts here? Still need 1 wr and 1 flex slot

[celest zephyr]

[proud coyote]

Who’s in your flex spot right now

[dim ledge]

Kamara

[celest zephyr]

WR I’d go gabe Davis or toney

[proud coyote]

Ah yikes

Kamara could be getting suspended

[celest zephyr]

OBJ and Bateman are good but i don’t think Baltimore is pass heavy enough to go for them

Flex? Idk maybe Sutton

None of the RBs are all that appealing

[proud coyote]

Juju + BRob or Dillon

[dim ledge]

Only one pick rb

Rn

So juju?

[proud coyote]

I really think Toney is just gonna get injured again

[dim ledge]

He already did lol

[proud coyote]

Juju is the most reliable receiver there

I would pick him

He has PPR value

BRob is my sleeper RB pick and a good RB4 IMO so target him next round

But also

What QBs are there?

[dim ledge]

I took a QB last pick

[proud coyote]

Oh who

[modest totem]

I'm in love!!!! 🤩🤍🤩🤍🤩🤍 it looks so good!

[dim ledge]

Houston's rookie

[proud coyote]

I don’t see him doing much but eh why not

[dim ledge]

No wait sorry

I was going to but I didn't

[proud coyote]

Carolina’s? Young?

Oh wait

[dim ledge]

No lol I unironically took Lance

[proud coyote]

Who did you pick then

Oh lmao

[modest totem]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CvIHehGOIYb/?igshid=YTUzYTFiZDMwYg==

[proud coyote]

Uhhh hopefully that works out

[dim ledge]

If it doesn't I'll drop but yeah

[proud coyote]

QB handcuff

[dim ledge]

So juju?

[proud coyote]

Yep

[dim ledge]

Kk

[proud coyote]

What QBs are there

[modest totem]

No embed

[proud coyote]

It looks better than that kit the Broncos wore last year lol

https://www.denverpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/TDP-L-BRNXLIONS_122219EL1461x.jpg?w=978

Yagh

[modest totem]

I liked that fit

[proud coyote]

Sorry ray but you might be a tiny bit color blind

It’s ok though

[modest totem]

I'm lame though, you could slap the old Denver D on anything and I will love it 😂

[weak gull]

Damn. Thought it’d be a 1-2 thing. 4 is fine but still sucks

[dim ledge]

I have 3 atm mind you but

My thought behind lance was that he's likely week 1-2 starter minimum and either
A. He stops starting and I drop
B. He keeps starting and I got great value

[weak gull]

We will live though, toughest of first 4 games is ecu week 1. Not too bad

[proud coyote]

Oh it’s dry haha, do your bye weeks match up

[dim ledge]

Probably senseless but

[modest totem]

I wish Denver would use the old blue too. I love the navy blue, but the sky blue for the throw back unis would be sweet

[dim ledge]

I'm not sure tbh

[proud coyote]

Like what are brock’s and arod’s

But yeah there’s still value to be had so don’t go QB yet

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-thats-hot-cool-amazed-gif-13488740

[dim ledge]

Week 7 and 9 respectively

[proud coyote]

It’s fine then I guess

[dim ledge]

Available TEs btw

[proud coyote]

Wait a while and consider laporta

Or kincaid

Or JJ

RB is absolutely your next pick

[dim ledge]

Over the remaining RB/WR targets?

Oh ok lol

[proud coyote]

No

RB-WR before you consider anything else

I am a depth person

I can always salvage a season with the right RB-WR depth and taking lotto picks is how you win

[dim ledge]

As I said this is mostly for practise (though it sucks because this is superflex lol)

[rustic ore]

Schultz might not be a terrible pick, not like Houston has anyone who is definitively a dog in their WR room atm

Could easily see CJ use him as a security blanket

[proud coyote]

I like Schultz in zero TE leagues (as in I pick a TE last) but reaching for him is not worth it

Balkan is never sitting Goedart and can find RB depth atm

[rustic ore]

Fair

[dim ledge]

Who's ideal for RB assuming they come to me

Robinson?

[proud coyote]

Robinson

[rustic ore]

Can you please show who is available?

[proud coyote]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/513313452081545256/1133443690958946527/Screenshot_20230725-200008.png

[dim ledge]

^Assuming nobody else is picked (which is possible BC me taking lance started a late QB charge)

[rustic ore]

Oh hey yeah Bijan

Easily

[proud coyote]

That’s not bijan

Bijan went second round

I’m sure

It’s Brian Robinson

Washington football team

Guy who got shot last year

[rustic ore]

Oh the NFL’s 50 cent

[proud coyote]

BRob >> Dillon >>> Charbs >>> Cook > rest

[rustic ore]

Yeah he played decent last year

Herbert wouldn’t be too shabby either imo

[proud coyote]

He started slow (got shot) but ended well

[rustic ore]

Especially now that he doesn’t have Montgomery eating his snaps

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/triggerfav-kick-flesh-wound-gif-13424530

[proud coyote]

Bears signed D’onta though

I’m scared of Khalil

Also picked a RB in the fourth

[weak gull]

Robinson or Achane there

[proud coyote]

Role is less defined than BRob’s who has short yardage on lock and will improve in Bienemy’s offense and as he gets experience

Achane is gonna be there for a while

[rustic ore]

I mean if you want to be extremely bold just sign and store Cook

He’s gonna get signed sooner or later

[proud coyote]

Cook is not a bad pick and will get signed

It’s sort of criminal that he’s there right now

[weak gull]

It is

[proud coyote]

But I really love brob’s upside

[weak gull]

Same boat

I’ve been taking both him and Gibson in mocks

[proud coyote]

I should amend my list but it’s basically BRob >>> Dillon/Cook/Charbs > the rest

Gibson is a good pick too

He’s around super late

[weak gull]

No Achane love

[proud coyote]

Not this early

Also achane is tiny, I’m a bit scared

They’ve got two guys who we know can run in that system ahead of him

[weak gull]

He’s electric, could easily win out in Miami. But understand not wanting to reach. Think I like him more than charbs tho

[proud coyote]

Mostert is still better IMO

just injury prone

[weak gull]

Achane will overtake Wilson easy in my mind, mosterts great but will likely miss 6-8 games per usual

[proud coyote]

But achane can’t overtake Wilson’s workload really

Since he won’t be able to shoulder it with his size

[weak gull]

I genuinely think he can still land 10-12 Carries. He also will come out the backfield more than any of the three as a receiver imo

[rustic ore]

This is purely conjecture on my part, but I like to imagine that with an inexperienced QB projected to be their Day 1 starter as well as a former RB now being their new OC that DC RBs should be well in position to eat this season

[weak gull]

But if they sign cook its obviously chops

On everyone there but mostert maybe

[celest zephyr]

i'd wait for cook yeah

[fathom bramble]

ok

737,804.87$ per game

18,445$ per minute

307$ per second

[weak gull]

Officially official 😔

[rustic mountain]

Michigan cheating???

The absolute nerve

[celest zephyr]

It’s okay

They aren’t going to win shit anyways

All that to get bitch slapped in the playoffs like usual

[weak gull]

Wow Michigan haters is rampant i see

Every college team that’s competitive is cheating, but I’m sure this is over the lie about buying a recruit fucking lunch so it’s some BS

[weak gull]

I ain’t know losing by 6 was getting bitch slapped😂

[celest zephyr]

Well considering you guys don’t win shit well it’s another letdown

I don’t hate. I just find it funny that they never win anything like notre dame

To be completely honest if Michigan won a national championship I literally wouldn’t care anymore

[weak gull]

I mean the scales moving in the right direction lol. 3 teams have dominated the college landscape for a decade now. Michigan is trying to get there

Making the playoffs and losing to UGA the first time was not a let down. The only one was losing to TCU by 6

[rustic ore]

If it makes you feel any better I'd much rather narrowly lose in the semi finals then be on the losing side of the biggest blowout in National Championship game history

[celest zephyr]

Yeah that was a bit embarrassing

[weak gull]

UGA came to play that day after looking like shit defensively vs OSU

Michigan would’ve lost by 14-21 that day. If OSU had won the week prior, then it would’ve been a big prob

But that playoffs is moved on from atp

[celest zephyr]

Would have been a coin flip against osu

Well Michigan winning beats lsu or bama or georgia

So good enough

[weak gull]

Stroud would’ve been 0-3 vs the wolverines

[rustic mountain]

Nah I dont care lmao I just like doing that shit because of all the nonsense during New England's dynasty I had to listen to

@robust grotto

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/afcbournemouth/status/1683915487304900610

AFC Bournemouth 🍒 (@afcbournemouth)

THE OPENER 😍

Christie's deep ball lands on the head of Ouattara, who makes no mistake and glides his effort past McCarthy.

🔴 0-1 🍒 // 15'

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Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 7:01 PM

https://twitter.com/afcbournemouth/status/1683916122486190080

AFC Bournemouth 🍒 (@afcbournemouth)

Christie gets his goal! 🤩

Solanke's cross is missed by Anthony, who initially won it back, but Christie is there to slot home with ease.

Love it, lads ⚡️

🔴 0-2 🍒 // 18'

Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 7:04 PM

Oh baby it's time @robust grotto

For some Southampton humbling

[proud coyote]

I don’t need Bournemouth vs Southampton live tweets LMAO

[hasty basin]

I cant help my self sorry

[robust grotto]

Another day of life

[robust grotto]

Got bless hahaha

Meanwhile @hasty basin west ham hired a sporting director in June. Guy came from Leverkusen. Here’s the rumor today

https://twitter.com/whufc_news/status/1683911898217975810?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

West Ham News (@WHUFC_News)

There is a chance Tim Steidten walks away from his role at West Ham due to the lack of agreement on the club’s transfer activity.

@90min_Football

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Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 6:47 PM

[dim ledge]

Goddammit WHU

Get it together

[hasty basin]

....

Oh brother

I feel for ya

[robust grotto]

This is my life man

[smoky fable]

Damn

[robust grotto]

The manager refuses to play anyone that will be brought in

That’s why we’re linked with every mid aged PL guy

Cause that’s who Moyes wants

[robust grotto]

Will never happen lad

[dim ledge]

I'll clone Klopp for you

[weak gull]

College sports is known for this kinda stuff

New England…idk what they was on man😂

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/ascension-sponge-bob-gif-15077046

Me

[weak gull]

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1683916419597996032?s=46&t=PshcMYZbupplCacUVcer3A

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Cowboys and two-time Pro Bowl CB Travon Diggs are finalizing a five-year, $97 million contract extension, per sources.

Diggs already has 17 career interceptions and is still only 24 years old. Now, Stefon’s little brother cashes in big.

Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 7:05 PM

[hasty basin]

Goat

[dim ledge]

Kloppenheimer

[rustic mountain]

The same shit literally tons of teams were lol

[hasty basin]

Ken Guardiola

[weak gull]

The deflated ball one was stupid to me, way stupid. The ball can get that low in game even. It’s happened before

The jets tape thing I don’t have a ton of knowledge on (never deeply read into it) so that’s why I say I don’t know what was going on

[rustic mountain]

The tape thing was filming sideline coaches giving signals, which tons of teams were doing. There was a memo that went out that you couldn't do it anymore and Bill was still doing it

[thorn hornet]

Get Moyes out lmao

This guy does NOT want to comply

[rustic mountain]

The signals were never hidden. Bill just was filming like everyone else

Then didnt stop when he was supposed to

[weak gull]

Why the hell he ain’t stop😭

[rustic mountain]

Actually

[weak gull]

Bro said “nah”😂

[rustic mountain]

I am even wro g

Wrong

Hold on

[weak gull]

Kk

[rustic mountain]

So they were caught filming somewhere they weren't supposed to

[dim ledge]

Trying to think what other NFL lads we have

[weak gull]

Lows, that’s even funnier to me. Bill stayed scheming lol.

[rustic mountain]

So. It was a nonstarter but New England was a good team

[weak gull]

Petty offense though then, I’ll agree

[rustic mountain]

So teams took it to the extreme

And tried to use it as an excuse

Marshall Faulk is still salty about sb36 for reasons I don't get

[weak gull]

They say they taped a walkthrough, which if it was proven true is pretty fucking dirty to me. But it’s not true and I’m 100% on innocent until proven guilty

[rustic mountain]

The funny thing is we played the rams in that regular season and only lost by 7. It isn't like they beat us down or anything

[weak gull]

Idk if a team would really test those waters even

[rustic mountain]

As far as I knew they never taped any walk through

They didn't

[weak gull]

Nobody would know. It’s all denied and the league never investigated it. Only the rams claimed it in wake of spygate

I don’t believe it happened though. Just don’t see a team going THAT far

[robust grotto]

No doubt

[rustic mountain]

It goes against what Bill was even doing at the time

He never filmed anything that wasn't what was approved

It just happened to be in the wrong spot

[weak gull]

Yeah. That’s why Faulk is salty still, but there’s no proof on that whatsoever

[rustic mountain]

You'd think Id be way more up to speed on this considering that Ive had TONS of people try to dismiss New England's accomplishments

Up until about the 28-3 sb

That's when people started going "shit okay they are good"

At least the real salty ones around me

[weak gull]

28-3 is still my fav sb

[rustic mountain]

Not everyone

Mine is sb49

I live in the Seattle area

Do you know how good it felt to take them down? Everyone all sad after talking mad shit?

[weak gull]

I liked that one, but I remember getting clowned in my friends living room cause I was 100% on the pats going into the game vs atl

Felt good seeing the outcome

[rustic mountain]

28-3 was so embarrassing for so long

[weak gull]

Then everyone said “it’s scripted” I said no, y’all just salty

[rustic mountain]

I just remember thinking "why tf did we even get to the sb if we were just gonna shit our pants"

[smoky fable]

Still remember that Edmonds move. Was not a good move for one league I did….

[rustic mountain]

I remember after it got to 28-3 I went to play fallout and had the game on in the background

Then I really started paying attention again once Hightower fucked up Ryan

[smoky fable]

Dripzwy?

[weak gull]

Til this day I wonder wtf shanny had going on in that noggin

[dim ledge]

He's in

[smoky fable]

Ah

[rustic mountain]

Shout out to current 49ers coach Kyle Shanahan, real one got me a sb

[smoky fable]

Evan is a Rams fan but he’s been busy at times during the season

[weak gull]

Evan in too I thought

[dim ledge]

Ye

He's in

[smoky fable]

Then can’t think of anyone else

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/trevon-diggs-agrees-to-five-year-extension-with-cowboys

Diggs staying in big D

5 years for a max 104 mil

[weak gull]

Ray? Hog? Ryo? Mukbang maybe? Not sure, just listing people I’ve seen in here before

[rustic ore]

@restive vector

[smoky fable]

Oh yeah

Rayy?

[dim ledge]

@modest totem @torn gale @haughty moss @simple seal anyone for fantasy?

We need 3 more

But if we get more I can expand to 14

Need minimum 1 for 10

[restive vector]

Great move

[dim ledge]

You as well if you're interested azua

[restive vector]

I'm not that into fantasy so I'll pass but ty

[dim ledge]

🫡

[hasty basin]

@robust grotto We almsot choked vs them 💀

Blew a 2-0 lead

https://twitter.com/afcbournemouth/status/1683937354170474497

AFC Bournemouth 🍒 (@afcbournemouth)

BROOOKSSSYYYY ❤️

The winger is clean through on goal and finishes smartly one-on-one with McCarthy 💥

🔴 2-3 🍒 // 86'

Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 8:28 PM

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1683849691224481792

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Bronny James was rushed to hospital after suffering a cardiac arrest during a USC workout Monday

A James family statement said Bronny is now in stable condition and no longer in the ICU

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Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 2:40 PM

What

I swear man this is what fucking overworking does

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/1683937029514575872

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

The Boston Red Sox and Los Angeles Dodgers are finalizing a trade that would send superutilityman Kiké Hernandez to the Dodgers, sources tell ESPN.

He has spent most of the 2023 season at shortstop but can play second base and center field as well.

Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 8:27 PM

@honest umbra @hollow wind

[rustic mountain]

What did the red sox get back

Please tell me not much

[rustic ore]

No clue as of now

[rustic mountain]

Would be cool if the Red Sox got worse

Man they really like trading with LA

[celest zephyr]

wouldn't mind the nba getting rid of max contracts

it'd make it so much more interesting to compare contracts

or at least if they set the limit to so aburdly high that like the nhl no one is going to give close to that percentage

like 50% rofl

a team would have to be insane to give that much to a single player

just lame when teams just throw max-super max deals at such a variety of players that so many guys are super overpaid

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1683951416052797441?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

The Boston Red Sox will receive right-handed reliever Nick Robertson -- who has thrown 10.1 big league innings this year -- and right-handed reliever Justin Hagenman (now at Triple-A) from the Los Angeles Dodgers in the Kiké Hernandez deal, sources tell ESPN.

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Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 9:24 PM

[weak gull]

Kinda agree, would never get agreed to sadly by the players union tho

[hasty mesa]

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1683902836281671680?s=46

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#49ers QB Brock Purdy has been cleared for the start of training camp and will have no restrictions after undergoing offseason elbow surgery. He won't start on the PUP list.

Purdy beat the timeline he was given and is ready to go.

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Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 6:11 PM

Your boy is ready @dim ledge

[dim ledge]

I GOT A GLOCC IN MY RARRI

[hasty mesa]

Cornerback market is about to go crazy

Imagine what the Jets will have to give Sauce

[modest totem]

I'm down if you need me 😎

[dim ledge]

We do!

http://sleeper.com/i/z6A4YO4Dk3OB

[weak gull]

They got a ways away tho

[modest totem]

I'll open it in a bit

[dim ledge]

[hasty mesa]

That’s what I mean

The market will just keep going higher imo

And by the time Sauce hits the market he’s gonna break the ceiling hard

[rustic mountain]

Thank god we got Gonzo for 5 years at a lower rate

[weak gull]

He may be the one to do a hard reset on it but idk by how much

[rustic mountain]

When is sauce's deal up?

[weak gull]

He has a 5th year option so not for 4 years lol

[rustic mountain]

Oh osh

Psh

Don't worry too much

[weak gull]

Fr. He may be the cap but I don’t think it will be something preposterous

[rustic ore]

I’m real happy I got my starting tandem signed long term beforehand

[weak gull]

Never know what will happen either

[rustic ore]

Or longish term

3 years deals but still

[hasty mesa]

I hope Deonte Banks is him from day 1

We’d finally have a solid corner duo

[weak gull]

They aren’t elite though. They would only go up a bit if deal was up now but not by much

[dim ledge]

Oh wow I thought Eman was in already

Ok so ideally after rayyy we get 1 more

[rustic ore]

I don’t think I’ve entered it yet, my b, I’ll do it when I get off work in a couple hours

[dim ledge]

You WHAT

Ok

That's fine

That means you and rayy and we're set at 12 unless 2 more wanna join and I up to 14

[weak gull]

Tsk tsk

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-witch-laugh-evil-laugh-snow-white-bye-gif-15709261

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1683974115508772864?s=20

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

🚨 🚨 🚨

The #Chargers and star QB Justin Herbert have agreed to terms on a blockbuster 5-year extension worth $262.5M, per me and @MikeGarafolo, including monster guarantees to protect Herbert and lock him in for the future.
💰 💰 💰

Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 10:54 PM

[weak gull]

Need to start protecting him from these dumbass coaches now

Happy for him tho

[robust grotto]

WHOS THE YANKEE FAN

FIELDING GAFF IN THE FIRST LOL Mets will end up losing tho so gg only

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/zombie-land-comedy-crying-upset-sad-gif-3457380

Herbert when he realizes he’ll never win an SB

[celest zephyr]

Could have gone to the 49ers smh

My favourite qb sticking on the chargers. How tragic

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-test-pile-of-money-cash-dump-truck-dollars-gif-24185386

Joe burrow’s next contract

Dude might get close to 60 mill a year

Sheesh

Reckon it’s probably like 275 for 5 years though

[dawn tapir]

man got paid

[celest zephyr]

https://youtube.com/shorts/q165EUJH6zE?feature=share

Tyreek hill as a gta character irl

[smoky fable]

I hope he gets success. Staley has my doubts though….

[smoky fable]

He did slap some people if I recall before fishing?

Something happened

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote @weak gull Robinson get

[smoky fable]

That’s good

[weak gull]

215 guaranteed….Lamar don’t look that crazy to me anymore tbh

Yeah nah, Lamar had every right to want more guaranteed money imo if that’s what herby just got

[weak gull]

Solid

[dawn tapir]

bengals sweating right now with how much they gotta pay burrow. think it's more than what herbert got?

[weak gull]

I’d say it needs to be. Burrow is mahomes/Allen level

Herbert is in that next tier to me with hurts/Lamar etc

[dawn tapir]

burrow might get 220m guaranteed

[weak gull]

Highly likely atp

[celest zephyr]

I go 230 tbh

[weak gull]

Thinking that range

[celest zephyr]

Yeah cuz he’s legit and doesn’t have the baggage that Deshaun did

And even then it’d have been less controversial if it had escalators and wasn’t just straight up guaranteed

[robust grotto]

Huge news

https://twitter.com/jshannonhl/status/1683985670031699969?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

John Shannon (@JShannonhl)

Rocky Wirtz, the owner of the Chicago Blackhawks, has passed away. He was 70.

Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 11:40 PM

[dim ledge]

Goes to his son?

[weak gull]

Wow, lot happening rn

[celest zephyr]

Two bad men gone in the stretch of a week

I reckon it goes to his children yeh

[robust grotto]

I’m not sure tbh but I do believe he has a son and he’s involved

[celest zephyr]

He has three apparently

If you include his wife they have a total of four plus six grand children

Yeah that’s going to be a fun legal settlement

It probably gets split between his and his wife’s children i reckon though

[robust grotto]

Rip Yankees

Bozo szn alert

RIP

[dim kettle]

Now watch the Mets blow a 6 run lead

[wet onyx]

asf

[modest totem]

@dim ledge wait what happens if I lose fantasy football?

[dim ledge]

Idk I haven't thought that far into it

Speaking of @rustic ore pls

[modest totem]

No pressure

[dim ledge]

ah, but pressure creates diamonds

[modest totem]

Wait are we playing for money? Or just to play

[dim ledge]

Just play

[modest totem]

Sweet! Did you need one more person?

[rustic ore]

Still at work, should be popped on at home in like 3 hours

[dim ledge]

Sorry to bother brother

[dim ledge]

Yeah, it'll be Buc 🙂 though if someone else from the ping I included you in wants in, I can expand to 14 no problem.

[rustic ore]

You’re good, it’s my fault for not doing it earlier

[dim ledge]

No 😠

[modest totem]

Ooooh okay! 😎 I was gunna say you could ask Law Junior if you need any extra.

[dim ledge]

Yeah I did, he wasn't interested but all good haha

[rustic ore]

Was supposed to have today off but every other driver who was initially scheduled for this time except for 1 called off 😞

Least I (tentatively) have tomorrow off

[modest totem]

PS remember last year when I wanted Josh Allen and SOMEONE snatched him up literally right before I got a chance

[rustic ore]

[modest totem]

I will never forget!!!!

[rustic ore]

Now watch me take Russ and he somehow has a bounce back year for Denver

[modest totem]

I will jump in front of an aggressive bison

[rustic ore]

[desert palm]

Yo tigers-Marlins in Miami this Friday just realized. Marlins fans (whoever is one in this server) will there be any standing ovation for Miguel Cabrera?

Since it is his final season

[hexed galleon]

this brudda bishop thinks its an nfl game

wtf

[hasty mesa]

When is Joe Burrow gonna land his mega deal

Of five year 285 mil

[desert palm]

I don’t know

But I do think that a contract like that most probably won’t be happening with Shohei

Instead of long-term it’s going to be short term

like 300 for four years or 300 for five years

[raven vale]

https://twitter.com/GehlkenNFL/status/1683969803361431552?t=jvHa-F2HoiNsPfj_HGKM6A&s=19

Michael Gehlken (@GehlkenNFL)

Cowboys signed former USFL CB Josh Butler today, a person familiar with move said. For first time this year, the roster is full at 90 players — just in time for Wednesday’s first practice of training camp.

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Twitter · Jul 25, 2023, 10:37 PM

ack why is the link that long

anyway who doesn't like a decent defensive back and a dog lover

[hidden rampart]

Man I think Ohtani is the best baseball player today in the world

[dim ledge]

So true king

[honest umbra]

Verily accurate, my prestigious brother

[smoky fable]

Agreed

[smoky fable]

Dodgers have a good shot. Would be something

[smoky fable]

And Blue Jays lose to the Dodgers when they were up 4 in the 9th

Rough for you @rustic mountain

Good for fate

[versed forge]

Man what a comeback

That game was awesome

[dim ledge]

🐟

[honest umbra]

Yea I was watching

Our biggest comeback in the 9th since 2006

Outman has been playing much better

[smoky fable]

That’s good

[robust grotto]

Nice @sweet tree

@hasty mesa giants sign Thomas

[hasty mesa]

Just saw

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1684179297051848707?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Left tackle Andrew Thomas and the Giants reached agreement on a 5-year, $117.5 million extension that includes an offensive-line record $67M fully guaranteed at signing, tying him to New York through the 2029 season.

@JohnThornton of @RocNationSports confirmed the deal to ESPN.

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Twitter · Jul 26, 2023, 12:30 PM

Outstanding move

[celest zephyr]

Sigh Toronto sports

I give up

[robust grotto]

Knies next year tho 👀

[celest zephyr]

He’s going to be good but i can’t expect a rookie to carry this team to relevance

Leafs need Matthews back

Nylander can fuck off for a first and prospects for all i care about

Heck he’d be doing us a favour dropping the leafs cap space by a ton

[robust grotto]

I know playoff success isn’t there but idk how you guys are irrelevant to start with

Toronto has been one of the best regular season teams in the league for like 4/5 years now

We usually get one big trade by August so you never know w Nylander

[celest zephyr]

Not sure being the league’s laughing stock in the playoffs is exactly the relevance i had in mind

Relevant for winning not for being beaten by teams that achieve far more glory

[robust grotto]

Columbus is irrelevant, not the leafs

[celest zephyr]

When you want to win it all, winning a single round ain’t exactly enough

Relevance as a leafs fan means carving their names into the cup or at the very least making the finals

Can’t expect less after building one of the best regular season teams in the league for years

[hexed galleon]

this mbappe shit is a crime

brother can bag 700 million then fuck off for free wherever he wants

i wouldnt judge him if he goes tbh

its not ending his career if he goes for free then goes to madrid

[torn gale]

Pretty sure he turned down the offer

[hexed galleon]

not yet

he needs to go tbh better than staying at psg

unless hes an asshole and really doesnt want psg to get any cents

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/BNightengale/status/1684212888888655873?s=20

Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale)

The Tampa Bay #Rays are engaged in serious talks with the Chicago #Whitesox for veteran starter Lance Lynn. The two sides have already exchanged names.

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Twitter · Jul 26, 2023, 2:43 PM

[rustic mountain]

Meanwhile Jays ownership has basically said we've sucked too much to justify buying at the deadline

[robust grotto]

Same

[wet onyx]

joe schoen is a genius

[robust grotto]

Bruh https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/1684232450027687936?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Chris Johnston (@reporterchris)

The #leafs announce that Matt Murray is out indefinitely and will be placed on LTIR for the 2023-24 season.

Twitter · Jul 26, 2023, 4:01 PM

@celest zephyr

[dim ledge]

Thoughts? I'm considering rice tbh

[smoky fable]

Surprised Beckham is still there

Iffy on drafting KC receivers

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/1684238206672285703?s=20

Greg Auman (@gregauman)

“I want to take Derek Carr back to Vegas,” Cam Jordan tells reporters today of his ultimate goal of winning a Super Bowl with the Saints.

Twitter · Jul 26, 2023, 4:24 PM

Saints Fans by week 8

[dim ledge]

I'm thinking on going TE or WR

Since I've only one TE and no bench WRs outside of my starting 3

[smoky fable]

Gerald Everett or Knox are choices I like for TE

[weak gull]

At TE I like LaPorta and Everett, okonkwo is solid but hate TE usage rate in Tennessee

At wideout I like doubs there, maybe Boyd

[dim ledge]

I went Everett

[weak gull]

People are forgetting doubs was the better guy than Watson prior to injury

[dim ledge]

Read that they got a new OC/HC who heavily utilised his TE where he was last + Herbert

Unsurprisingly OBJ went right after

[weak gull]

Yeah Everett was great last year for what was expected

[celest zephyr]

Can we just fucking trade him

I’m so sick and tired of the Murray experience

[hasty basin]

It's getting closer

[robust grotto]

Ottawa is paying more than Toronto is for Murray

[celest zephyr]

And?

I’d rather not have to deal with Murray

[robust grotto]

Idk it’s funny

[celest zephyr]

It is and it also shows how little value he has right now

[robust grotto]

We all knew it was a bad signing last year

[celest zephyr]

Except dubas

Have fun Ryo when he brings his old boys to Pittsburgh even if they are turbo washed

[weak gull]

30 DAYS TIL CFB KICKOFF

[smoky fable]

Unsure if Love is the guy now though.

[weak gull]

I don’t think he’s great but I do believe he is capable. Like, Jimmy G tier if you catch my drift

Won’t be great but can manage a game properly and have some really good ones

[hasty mesa]

https://twitter.com/dduggan21/status/1684252110332755978?s=46

Dan Duggan (@DDuggan21)

DL Rakeem Nunez-Roches is in the concussion protocol after getting in a car accident leaving the team facility on Tuesday, according to a source. Nunez-Roches didn't suffer any injuries aside from the concussion.

Twitter · Jul 26, 2023, 5:19 PM

Crap

[robust grotto]

Bruh lmao the bengals are planning to add a jungle themed photo set to their stadium for fans to snap a photo at. This is so corny

[weak gull]

Looks like a shittier version of a legends of the hidden temple entrance

[robust grotto]

I know I thought the same hahahaa

Blue barracuda ass

[weak gull]

I was always a silver snakes kinda guy

[celest zephyr]

Yeah already saw it earlier. It’s lame af

Think they did some of their promo photos with the backdrop also

[fluid moat]

What a trophy for Tottenham 👏

Audi cup and Tiger cup ✅

[wet onyx]

darren waller is actually going for 2k yards bro

[weak gull]

[rustic ore]

Bryce Young officially named the starting QB for Carolina

[celest zephyr]

And each minute is 60 seconds

[rustic ore]

They are?

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/EvanDrellich/status/1684262476697698304?s=20

Evan Drellich (@EvanDrellich)

BREAKING: Rob Manfred just received a 4-year extension as Major League Baseball’s commissioner, until January 2029. https://t.co/TPQxoTGk0v

Twitter · Jul 26, 2023, 6:00 PM

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-gif-26415146

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/MadnessFc4/status/1684207460603637760?t=phbFQftrmZPOGTjelCeYLA&s=19

Viran🇲🇾 (@MadnessFc4)

this is insane

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Twitter · Jul 26, 2023, 2:22 PM

fair enough

[weak gull]

So proud 🥹

It was a given, but I’m so excited for him

[rustic mountain]

So you're telling me guys like Andy Dalton and Matt Corral didn't beat Young??????? Wow

[weak gull]

We’ve never seen Matt Corral to be fair

I think he has talent but Carolina said screw it

[hasty basin]

Deserves

Absolute GOAT

[simple seal]

Then. Now. Forever

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/meryl-streep-booo-gif-13311304

[celest zephyr]

Me talking to cowboys fans

[celest zephyr]

I would also if i drafted a guy number 1 overall

Hey why don’t the lions take him?

That’d help them a lot

After Goff throws 30 picks next season

Tua is going to get paid next offseason

If he can stay healthy

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1684281843363860483

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Breaking: Mbappé is rejecting Al-Hilal's $776M contract offer, per @FabrizioRomano

PSG believes Mbappé has already agreed to terms with Real Madrid

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Twitter · Jul 26, 2023, 7:17 PM

That’s crazy dude, imagine turning down that much money for one year

[weak gull]

Everyone would lol. Completely understood. Just don’t like when they don’t get much of chance due to health. Which is why he never got in last year

[weak gull]

You mean 30 tds and 3 picks?

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1684232610111692800

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Another deal: Bears and TE Cole Kmet reached agreement on a four-year, $50 million extension, including $32.8 million guaranteed and $20 million in new first-year cash, per me and @FieldYates.

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Twitter · Jul 26, 2023, 4:02 PM

Yeesh, what an overpay

[weak gull]

Saw this earlier on the tv when I went to the athletic center today.

Couldn’t believe my eyes…turns out it’s true

[smoky fable]

No idea what Poles is thinking

[rustic ore]

Guess being the best of a bad bunch of receivers has it's benefits

[weak gull]

He isn’t the best at all though if we are talking receivers . Moore and Mooney are more than capable

[smoky fable]

What about as a blocker?

No idea on that front

[weak gull]

He is above average in run blocking. Progressed every year tbh, so I gotta give it to him. may be one of the better Tight ends in run blocking come this season.

just about average in pass pro if he has to do it. But the bears offense sends him out on most pass plays

[smoky fable]

Don’t like him much as a receiver. Same as Mayer. They move like they’re plodding and sluggish.

[weak gull]

Poles seems to really like the core, so I get it. I don’t think kmet is getting that much on the open market though so no idea how negotiations got that high

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1684315005183750146

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Jets signed four-time NFL MVP Aaron Rodgers to a new two-year, $75 million guaranteed contract through the 2024 season, per NFL salary data.

Rodgers had nearly $110M guaranteed remaining on his old deal in GB. He’s taking less for a shot at a ring (or two) in New York.

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Twitter · Jul 26, 2023, 9:29 PM

Well it was fun memeing that Rodgers would retire after this season while it lasted

[honest umbra]

reckon I can make the same money doing this?

[honest umbra]

can he not still?

[dim ledge]

Buc is in

Perfect 12

[honest umbra]

Can I draft 1?

[dim ledge]

Depends if your bribe matches or exceeds jubas

[honest umbra]

I can never match Jubas

I’ll take 2

[rustic ore]

I membered 🙂

[rustic ore]

I mean if he was then it doesn’t make any sense for him to do this deal, unless we’ve had it all wrong and he’s actually a super nice guy to his teams

[dim ledge]

He really does look like the Martian

[rustic ore]

Or just wanted to shaft GB out of cap space cause he’s super petty

[honest umbra]

Yea I can believe he’s petty

[rustic ore]

That helmet looks hilariously big on him

[weak gull]

Feels good to be able to finally root for rodgers

Also @dim ledge lemme hold pick 12

[dim ledge]

My zelle lighting up rn

[weak gull]

https://tenor.com/view/marajtwt-lil-baby-counting-money-gif-26120045

[dim ledge]

Oh look it's my pick again

@proud coyote any thoughts

[proud coyote]

who did you end up getting last round

who is avail for TE

[dim ledge]

TE

Uhhh

Everett

Is who I got

[proud coyote]

I would go Elijah

esp since you have CMC

[dim ledge]

Tbf I was thinking him, good value late I feel

[simple seal]

August 1963

[dim ledge]

Next will have to be a WR though

I only have my starting 3

Anyone look good there?

[proud coyote]

Mingo or Gallup

or Zay

all look fine

[dim ledge]

When it comes back tho

And go for Elijah now yea?

[proud coyote]

yep

[dim ledge]

Kk

[proud coyote]

gallup will be there probably

[smoky fable]

Ah damn, I’m behind Juba

I just know he’s going to take the guy I want

[dim ledge]

I'll be editing draft settings as it gets closer like time per pick and CPU autopick

And also draft positions as per bribes

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/JimIrsay/status/1684341961518645248

Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay)

NFL Running Back situation- We have negotiated a CBA,that took years of effort and hard work and compromise in good faith by both sides..to say now that a specific Player category wants another negotiation after the fact,is inappropriate. Some Agents are selling ‘bad faith’..

Twitter · Jul 26, 2023, 11:16 PM

https://twitter.com/ragazzoreport/status/1684345700941697025

Pat Ragazzo (@ragazzoreport)

Source: Los Angeles Dodgers are sending Noah Syndergaard to the Cleveland Guardians in exchange for Amed Rosario

Twitter · Jul 26, 2023, 11:31 PM

@honest umbra

[proud coyote]

reclaimer trade

hopefully syndegaard regains form now

[celest zephyr]

Nope more like 15

[celest zephyr]

Irsay sucks ass but he does have a point

No position can just throw a hissy fit and demand a reworking of the cba

After all the players and owners come to an agreement

[weak gull]

That’s half of what he had last year😭

Stop doing my guy dirty Kimmy

[weak gull]

Yeah nah, can’t redo what you agreed to. He’s an ass but is right. They gotta wait it out unfortunately. 2030

[celest zephyr]

Hey he can have a 15td and 15int season

Half of the legend himself jameis Wilson

[weak gull]

If he somehow managed to pull that off under ben Johnson y’all won’t see me until the next cba negotiations

Would be too busy crying

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/br_openice/status/1684363565443022849?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[robust grotto]

Rice got injured ?

[celest zephyr]

Zegras is my goat

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1684397230139080704?s=20

[smoky fable]

Juba looking away

[desert palm]

Yankees win

For the fifth of the past six subway series, it has been split

Good news is that AARON JUDGE IS SAID TO BE REINSTATED ON FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!

Hopefully he can save the Yankee season

[smoky fable]

Too late with how good that division has been

In my opinion

[honest umbra]

For you all my arsenal fans @burnt cedar @thorn hornet

Apologies I am sitting on the Barca side 😂

[smoky fable]

So many flipped birds

[sweet tree]

Saka really missed that

[sweet tree]

dang great view fate

[smoky fable]

Yeah a lot of birds

Two kinds

[smoky fable]

You have some good luck whenever you go to games

[sweet tree]

rapha scored from a deflected fk lul

[celest zephyr]

uhhh not when seeing lakers games

[desert palm]

https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1684410376580993024?s=46

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Angels are finalizing a deal to acquire right-hander Lucas Giolito and right-handed reliever Reynaldo Lopez from the Chicago White Sox for catcher Edgar Quero and left-hander Ky Bush, two top prospects, sources tell ESPN.

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Twitter · Jul 27, 2023, 3:48 AM

Yooo

Angels serious

That’s a big trade

[smoky fable]

Big trade indeed

Siren was right on the White Sox

Selling

[desert palm]

I mean, it was reported a couple of hours ago that they weren’t going to trade Shohei . Now we know why

Lol

This is definitely them trying to make the playoffs to convince Shohei to stay since it was reported last year he was disappointed in the last few years that didn’t make the playoffs

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1684188036597252099 @rustic mountain

https://tenor.com/view/sips-tea-stephen-a-smith-gif-13112895

[rustic mountain]

I mean

Yeah

Lmao

I knew that when he twisted Brian Burns ankle vs Carolina

But coming from Campbell I am like eh

[desert palm]

Once I heard they are keeping Shohei Ohtani, I thought that they were only going to do marginal additions. Not one of the biggest pitching pieces in the deadline.

[honest umbra]

this game is great

[rustic mountain]

So what happens if the Angels get to the playoffs? If they win anything of note? Does Shohei resign or what

[smoky fable]

He kicked Brisker in the nuts too

[desert palm]

It is 100% his choice if he wants to resign. But this will be a big bargaining chip if they do make the playoffs.

[smoky fable]

I still think Ohtani leaves

[desert palm]

Shohei wants to win championships. He didn’t come to the MLB to be the next Ken Griffey or king Felix

He wants to win also

If they make the playoffs, it gives them the bargaining chip of showing to Ohtani that hey are serious about the playoffs stay with us

[dim ledge]

Just got off the phone with shohei

He's coming to SFG ✅

Jubas bribes a big part in his decision

[desert palm]

Lololololol

[sweet tree]

ye it looks fun, both teams scoring

good for the fans

[smoky fable]

I see that Dest was not great overall

[sweet tree]

him nor alonso were good

but first game into pre-season so doesn't mean much

tho I don't think they'll be starters going into the season

Balde Christensen Araujo Kounde backline most likely, maybe Iñigo gets into the line up

trossard bagged a brace

[weak gull]

Just got off the phone with Shohei

He said HE AINT EVER COMING TO DETROIT then he hung up

Really hope the Orioles take care of business vs the yankees after this showing vs the Phillies

I need some joy for once

[thorn hornet]

@sweet tree gg

Alonso vs Saka was always going to be a mismatch

Tbh the entire game was no defending just vibes

Pre-season classic

[sweet tree]

viera scored a rocket

and yeah the defending was comical icl

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner2049-defeat-sad-disappointed-gif-17817916

[thorn hornet]

Atleast you have Kluivert

[hasty basin]

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/Ekremkonur/status/1684517180656828418?t=dbI-9-3VFKoQdj9SJBSlaw&s=19

Ekrem KONUR (@Ekremkonur)

🚨Nottingham Forest have signed Chilean free agent striker Alexis Sánchez on a 1+1-year contract. 🇨🇱 🔴 #NFFC

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Twitter · Jul 27, 2023, 10:52 AM

[thorn hornet]

HUH?

Sanchez back in PL I will be there

Too bad he lost all of his pace

[desert palm]

Apparently the Yankees might be buying

I don’t think they should and I don’t know why they plan to

[celest zephyr]

They got to barely make the playoffs only to get spanked by the Astros

[thorn hornet]

Fabrizio said it's fake

Konur in shambles again

[hasty basin]

Konur bruh

My Romanian friend sent me the Radu announcement 5 sec after it was posted

But imagine Radu and Kerkez....uh oh

[robust grotto]

He’s the worst by miles lol

[solemn iron]

hopefully barca win the next el classico

i heard that arsenal were playing aggressively

as if it was a ucl match

[solid dagger]

It's pre season anyway

If you take these games seriously, don't lol

[hasty mesa]

Jalen Ramsey carted off from practice

Left knee

Happy training camp

[weak gull]

https://twitter.com/connor_j_hughes/status/1684586227293360128?s=46&t=PshcMYZbupplCacUVcer3A

Connor Hughes (@Connor_J_Hughes)

It appears the #Giants have taken Darren Waller out. Some say for breather. I think it’s to force Daniel Jones to throw elsewhere

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Twitter · Jul 27, 2023, 3:27 PM

[hasty mesa]

No legit

[weak gull]

[hasty mesa]

Giants Twitter is blowing up

I think DJ completed 4 to Waller today on 11v11

No one can stop him

At least on Giants D

https://twitter.com/bobbyskinner_/status/1684580981653770245?s=46

Bobby Skinner (@BobbySkinner_)

Darren Waller 3 straight catches to start 11 on 11’s. Literally always open in the middle of the field

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Twitter · Jul 27, 2023, 3:06 PM

Someone else mentioned that when Wink called blitz Waller got open immediately

[smoky fable]

He lives by the blitz and dies by the blitz

Martindale

[weak gull]

All that man knows how to do

[glass compass]

NOOOOOO

Jalen Ramsey

Not like this

[hasty mesa]

Barkley spoke to the press

He was considering sitting out but changed his mind

Realized the best way to change the narrative about backs is to win

[celest zephyr]

Jones to Waller the entire season

Saquon malding

[rustic ore]

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/jalen-ramsey-carted-off-practice-field-with-apparent-leg-injury

Welp

[smoky fable]

A lot going against him

[smoky fable]

Unfortunate for both parties

Don’t want to see that

[rustic ore]

Same

On a different note

https://twitter.com/Titans/status/1684534645004664832?s=20

Tennessee Titans (@Titans)

Oilers Uniform Schedule 🛢🔥

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Twitter · Jul 27, 2023, 12:02 PM

Max pettiness activated

[weak gull]

All 8 games waller plays i suppose

[glass compass]

I'm so sad rn man

[rustic ore]

It happens

[celest zephyr]

Ahahaaahhahaah

[weak gull]

Could be another cjgj injury type maybe? Just hope for the best til mri

[rustic ore]

Fingers crossed he only pulled something

[celest zephyr]

Yeah waller needs to fix his injury bug

But hey they can bench saquon since odds are he might not even last 9 games

Miami is cursed man

[rustic ore]

[celest zephyr]

Convenient timing for the win

[rustic ore]

The best kind of timing

[hasty mesa]

Shhhhh

He’ll be a killer player all season

[glass compass]

Not like this 😭

[weak gull]

If he survives all season, he’s a nice addition for sure

But between him and Barkley it feels inevitable that one will miss some games

Dalvin visiting the jets this weekend apparently

COLORADO BACK TO THE BIG 12? PAYTON TALKING SHIT? I need to start waking up earlier

[glass compass]

Jets still 3rd in the division

[weak gull]

That’s a tough one…if they are getting Arod in any other form than last year they could very well be first

[smoky fable]

I think the Ravens will surprise people this year

[glass compass]

Tough division

[smoky fable]

They’ll be good from the AFC

[weak gull]

This is what I like to hear

[glass compass]

But I think they can do it

Dolphins #1 seed tho 👀

[smoky fable]

Garrett Wilson just got injured. Not carted off though. Walked off

[glass compass]

NO

[smoky fable]

He should be fine

[glass compass]

You hate to see injuries man

[weak gull]

Long as he walked off that’s a solid sign

[smoky fable]

Not as bad as Ramsey

[weak gull]

This happens every year tho sadly

[glass compass]

Don't bring that up 😭

[smoky fable]

Just found it ironic you mentioned the Jets

[hasty basin]

This

[glass compass]

Bucs go 1-16 (they beat Bills somehow)

[hasty basin]

For this game

Football is wild 😭

[smoky fable]

Are people really craving it that much

[weak gull]

Buc would be happy I’m sure

[smoky fable]

He gets Caleb Williams

[hasty basin]

I guess Lmao

Vorskla is

Streaming the game

[smoky fable]

I just want the Cardinals to get either Williams or Marvin Harrison Jr

[hasty basin]

For reference FC Dila is like 4th best team in the Georgian league

[hasty mesa]

I’m rooting for the Cards to get Williams

[weak gull]

Day still won’t tell us who will be slinging it to MHJ this year

[glass compass]

You want them to give up on Kyler?

[hasty mesa]

lol that saga is gonna end

At least, it should

[weak gull]

Rosen, to Murray, to Williams

Who else they gone get😭

[hasty mesa]

Williams is him so they’ll be set for 5-10 years

If they get him

[glass compass]

Didn't they just pay him?

[hasty mesa]

Did they?

[weak gull]

They’d have to find a Murray suitor

[glass compass]

Not sure

[weak gull]

Yes the cards just paid him

Not too long ago

[glass compass]

Thought so