sports

[dim ledge]

Class for sure

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/dimitri-payet-football-penalty-kick-kick-shoot-gif-5396123

[dim ledge]

Wonder if JWP falls off now

[robust grotto]

I so on edge about JWP

Nervous af

[smoky fable]

I was just thinking about his name when free kicks were brought up

[dim ledge]

Eh he's only relevant because like

Full honesty

He was the only PL talent who could regularly do free kicks

[smoky fable]

I'm surprised by that. Thought there'd be more

[dim ledge]

Trent is alright but not consistent

Scores at most like, 1 in every 4 or 5

[short flame]

But he’s that effective

[dim ledge]

Beyond that gun to my head I couldn't tell you

That said.... Szoboszlai, as you saw, is very good at FKs

[thorn hornet]

Most of footballer's wives hate england

Di Maria and Xhaka example

[short flame]

Can’t wait to see him

[smoky fable]

Is England just not that attractive of a place to live in?

[dim ledge]

Depends where

[burnt cedar]

Only one city if you’re rich

[smoky fable]

ah

[short flame]

The food I guess

[dim ledge]

Yeah I saw like most footballers live in this one county

[smoky fable]

I know di Maria's wife hated it.

[dim ledge]

I think it was north of Manchester but I don't quite remember

[burnt cedar]

Cheshire

[dim ledge]

I'd have to see the article again

Yeah

[burnt cedar]

For Northern players

If you’re not there or London

You might as well not come

[short flame]

Isn’t brighton rich city?

[burnt cedar]

Has a beach

[thorn hornet]

Ion blame them

[burnt cedar]

If you enjoy going to the beach in the cold

[dim ledge]

Oh ok south of Manchester

Not north

[burnt cedar]

North for me

I think it’s like the midpoint of Liverpool and Manchester

[dim ledge]

Tbf I'd love Edinburgh

Yeah it basically is

Though Edinburgh isn't England lol

[short flame]

Do I?

[dim ledge]

I just like Edinburgh alot

[burnt cedar]

You tell me

[dim ledge]

Explains why so many tourists here are English

I hear Crete is Brits all year lmao

[short flame]

Does this help?

[dim ledge]

Never been but

[burnt cedar]

Are summers the last few years have been really hot tbf

Global Warming

[short flame]

They’re cold where I am

[burnt cedar]

Most footballers go home in the summer anyway

[smoky fable]

What would Mykonos be like in the summer? Seems like a lot of tourists go there too.

[dim ledge]

It hit 55c in Athens while I was here

Still dealing w fires

[smoky fable]

relatable

[dim ledge]

Gorgeous but expensive

Mykonos and Santorini, you're spending alot

Go to smaller islands like mine. @robust grotto can vouch

[burnt cedar]

55c wtf

[dim ledge]

Yeah dude it was bad

[short flame]

Reminds me of back home

[smoky fable]

Ok that's good. I was aware of the expensive part already. My friends went there which is why I asked and they enjoyed it by the looks of things. But you need money.

[dim ledge]

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/7/20/strong-winds-reignite-fire-near-athens-as-heatwave-sears-greece

Every summer lol

We've been in the red for fire danger since I landed, basically

[burnt cedar]

45 degrees damn

[dim ledge]

It's so hot and dry were getting locusts

[burnt cedar]

They’re going to use him as a bargaining chip https://vxtwitter.com/gffn/status/1682498320109805568?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Stay and you can get your brother back

[short flame]

Reminds me of my hometown in Colombia. Last time we were there it hadn’t rained in 3 months

The side of the road combusted one day. Firefighters had to use sand

[solid dagger]

Romano announced Mbappe is on the market

Please go to Real Madrid quick so we won't have to hear Mbappe rumors for two more months

[short flame]

To betis

[honest umbra]

mbappe is going to betis?

thats hype

[short flame]

Oda told me

Our new striker just said I’m not an alcoholic I just drink a couple of beers a day

He better score a goal for each beer

[honest umbra]

what if he scores a goal for every 3 beers

[robust grotto]

My new favorite player

Should’ve played hockey instead

[hasty basin]

A couple of beers a day is WILD

Rugby players do that as well tbf

[robust grotto]

Ever have a few after playing?

You’re done lol the alcohol goes right to you

[hasty basin]

Never after playing lmao that sounds like hell

Well good time to some

[robust grotto]

It’s not hell at all hahah it’s surprisingly perfect

I’m not a drinker though

But post hockey beers always hit

[hasty basin]

Well me neither considering I'm only 17soontobe but I don't think I'll be one in the future either lol

People in the balkans and here are crazy

They'd make babies drink lmao

[robust grotto]

yeaaaaaaaaaaah you’re not wrong

[dim ledge]

Make them drink? No no comrade you misunderstand

We put it in front of them and they drink it as they please

[hasty basin]

You're not wrong tbf

I saw a 2 year old take the wine himself

[rustic mountain]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Patriots/comments/155z7jq/patriots_have_signed_firstround_pick_christian/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1

fully guaranteed??

Bruh Gonzo better be a top 5 corner holy Damn

[smoky fable]

Hmmm

[sweet tree]

yoooooo @honest umbra

WHAT A FK

[fluid moat]

Lmfao

[honest umbra]

PLSSSSS tell me

yall saw that FK

messi game winner lmao

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/genymets/status/1682571912050880512?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[fluid moat]

I knew it was over the second he got fouled in that spot

[honest umbra]

bro

[sweet tree]

yeah bro

that shit was wild

[honest umbra]

if messi could pick one spot

to shoot a FK from

that is IT

[sweet tree]

bro that martinez dude kept missing shots

[honest umbra]

and that is the kick

[slim nacelle]

Fr the amount of times he scored from that spot

[honest umbra]

and barca didnt have a single FK all last szn mala

lmao

[sweet tree]

yeah ik

I dont recall the last FK we scored

nah that was hype

[honest umbra]

it was messi i think

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/leomessimedia/status/1682573857071431680?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[honest umbra]

bro that was so hype

thanks lunik

[robust grotto]

Got you guys

[honest umbra]

for sending the fenway vid first

[robust grotto]

Oh listen, priorities

[weak gull]

Bro gone wake up wit some typa bump on his face

[smoky fable]

was going to post that too

How is he so good at these

[radiant sleet]

I need another angle of that goal

[honest umbra]

because hes the GOAT

[smoky fable]

I got to agree.

[sweet tree]

63 fks

pele has 70 and juninho 77

juninho was diff

[honest umbra]

juninho hit diff

messi didnt take them early at barca, it was xavi

[sweet tree]

yeah he started taking them in 2012

scored so many in the last 10ish years

[smoky fable]

Busquets looks fine as well outside of one moment.

[honest umbra]

yea

one bad moment

busquets looked so far beyond and above

everyone on the field

like he found messi every single time he wanted to lol

[smoky fable]

inter Miami as a whole showed why they were last.

[honest umbra]

his ball movement was insane

yea their defense esp

[sweet tree]

yeah they aren't good

[honest umbra]

in the first 20 was dreadful

[sweet tree]

that defense made me laugh so hard

[honest umbra]

the gk was good tbf aside from the goal

he had some rlly good saves

only conceding 1 is not bad

[hexed galleon]

https://vxtwitter.com/kingjames/status/1682576660757983232?s=46&t=kuVtLEnwO_Je5_iHI5prLQ

[novel slate]

All because LeGoat gave him a hug 💯

[celest zephyr]

Hahhahaha man finally someone younger than me

Been a long time since I’ve seen someone here younger

If I have seen anyone

[sweet tree]

damn

croco is a youngling

[celest zephyr]

Yeh

I’m 19 for reference

[celest zephyr]

Man nascar street race is so cool

[hasty basin]

That's acc amazing

[hasty basin]

Anytime my friend

[robust grotto]

WHU Away kit 23/24

[proud coyote]

Wolverhampton United looking good

[robust grotto]

I’m a fan

[hasty basin]

That's clean

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/ishowspeedhq/status/1682582065122779136?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[dim ledge]

I fucking

Despise this guy

[hexed galleon]

hannibal mejbri g/a and onana cleansheet tonight

assna getting embarassed

[hasty basin]

Messi is the GOAT for me but as a player I liked Ronaldo more

[short flame]

It’s hard to say that he’s the better player but I’ll always enjoy Ronaldo’s style more. But I enjoy both. Still wouldn’t put Messi as the goat because the goat died last year

[thorn hornet]

Same

Loud=funny remember Balkan

[short flame]

He’s the worse

Not funny or interesting

[thorn hornet]

Glad we're on the same page

[thorn hornet]

Lecter? I legit don't know who that is

[hexed galleon]

who tf is lecter

wdym

[short flame]

Hannybal lecter

[hexed galleon]

tgf

tf

no

hannibal mejbri

the new tunisian academy player from united

[short flame]

Is that the Afro guy?

[hexed galleon]

and a future GOAT.

[hexed galleon]

idk if you can call it an afro

[short flame]

Is it not an Afro?

Then it’s going to be a flop

[hexed galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/ffsjahsehhh-hannibal-mejbri-hannibal-mejbri-gif-21738873

iam a tunisian and a united fan so iam rooting for him to succeed

[short flame]

I only root for players with Afros

[hexed galleon]

hes so good too like he deserves to get promoted

[celest zephyr]

Mercedes bottling tactics as soon as they aren’t leading

Smh

[celest zephyr]

Sainz out in q2

Perez finally in q3 rofl

Been a long ass time

[celest zephyr]

Lewis goes on pole

Danica Patrick in f1????????????

[proud coyote]

she's just there right

what's the issue lol

[celest zephyr]

Not a big fan of her commentary and interviews

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/david_ornstein/status/1682753800077996033?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 A number of clubs will voice concern to PL on proposed Saint-Maximim move to Al Ahli. They say Newcastle using PIF duel ownership to inflate fee & help FFP + want PL to explain ‘market value’ process. #NUFC very comfortable with valuation @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/hB1WNCg8To

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Twitter · Jul 22, 2023, 2:05 PM

@dim ledge good !! This player needs to stay in the league, I’m sorry. I’m going to greatly miss him as a neutral

[dim ledge]

Worked great with city's FFP issue lol

[robust grotto]

Yeah nothing will happen

You’re right

https://twitter.com/nhlnetwork/status/1682737263741112323?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

NHL Network (@NHLNetwork)

It's been one year since the blockbuster trade between the Calgary Flames and Florida Panthers.

How would you grade this trade for each side one year later?

#TimeToHunt | #Flames

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Twitter · Jul 22, 2023, 1:00 PM

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1682772599363837954?s=20

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 EXCL: Chelsea have made contact with Ajax to express interest in signing Mohammed Kudus. No offer yet but dialogue has taken place. 22yo attacking midfielder among options Chelsea considering + agreement close on personal terms @TheAthleticFC #CFC #Ajax https://t.co/sSg1tWhvpL

Twitter · Jul 22, 2023, 3:20 PM

Oh fuck off

Never rated him + will flop

Arteta pump fake I will be there

[rustic ore]

I thought Huberdeau signed with Calgary as a free agent though, or am I getting him confused with someone else?

🤔

Like someone either left Cleveland or joined Cleveland

And was getting meme’d on for it or something

[celest zephyr]

The latter

He extended with Calgary

https://www.tsn.ca/erik-karlsson-confirms-he-has-spoken-to-leafs-penguins-hurricanes-kraken-1.1986962?tsn-amp

@rustic mountain trevling’s solution: become older and more top heavy

Sigh

We are about to become the oldest team in the league

[rustic ore]

Oh you know what? I got Huberdeau confused with Gaudreau

[robust grotto]

Yeah that’s it!

Hindsight is easy but at the time I remember thinking Calgary got the wrong players

I know Florida needed to move those two for cap reasons, but Calgary should’ve gotten a third team involved bc they really came out with 2 long term contracts to 30 years

[rustic ore]

Also considering what Tkachuk did for FLA this past season imo immediately FLA appears to have won that trade

[robust grotto]

Florida won the trade with Tkachuk even stepping on the ice

[dim kettle]

Florida only won the trade for now. Huberdeau had a down year this past season, but it's not certain he'll continue going downhill

[robust grotto]

Yeah you would imagine he steps up

[dim kettle]

One of the first things Conroy said in his press conference was trying to get Huberdeau back on track.

[rustic ore]

@rustic mountain saw a funny decal the other day on some random car, thought you might get a kick out of it

[celest zephyr]

Pretty even for me

Tkachuk is good but idk one amazing playoff run doesn’t mean he’ll do it for years to come

[robust grotto]

Back to back years with 100+ points

Huberdeau never hit that number once

It was the right time to trade Tkachuk but the shame, again in hindsight, is that the GM who did the trade is no longer there

They’re in a tough spot, Markstrom has ability to drag them into a playoff birth

[dim kettle]

Again, Treliving put Tkachuk on a short term contract just to keep a guy he traded a year later.

[dim ledge]

Had a devils fan say something like this to me once
Replace colts w devils
Can you guess who replaced the pats? 😄

[dim kettle]

Flyers

[rustic ore]

Bruins?

[dim ledge]

No that was the third favourite

[rustic ore]

Lightning?

[robust grotto]

Didn’t Tkachuk + agents want to go with the bridge option

He wanted to move to a us team asap

[dim kettle]

No. Tkachuk wanted a long contract and Treliving wanted to keep all the boys.

[robust grotto]

Good lord

Calgary barely was paying anyone at the time too.. they could’ve gotten that done

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/miketgould/status/1549841394075717632?s=20

Mike Gould (@miketgould)

Worst off-season in Flames history continues.

When Matthew Tkachuk signed his three-year bridge deal with Calgary, the rationale given at the time was how they "wanted to keep that team together." Michael Frolik (4.3m AAV) was mentioned.

Frolik was traded five months later.

Twitter · Jul 20, 2022, 7:39 PM

[dim ledge]

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/BR_OpenIce/status/1682790462531223555?s=20

[celest zephyr]

Huburdeau had 115 points prior to being traded

Rofl

Vlad come on down and be a centre for the team

We’ll pay you 5 mill a year

All you have to do is hit guys skate and score 20 goals

[broken holly]

.

[fluid moat]

https://twitter.com/espnfc/status/1682801153321361411?s=46&t=tmuk03CPzJuH7D-wu7OQXQ

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

Barca's preseason match vs. Juventus tonight has been cancelled, the club announced.

A significant part of the squad has a viral gastroenteritis.

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Twitter · Jul 22, 2023, 5:13 PM

Bruh

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/br_openice/status/1682790462531223555?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[fluid moat]

What the fuck did they eat

[robust grotto]

Not bad!!

Vladdy not using any tape on the tor or heel lmaoo I love it

[robust grotto]

Oh shit LMAO

[sweet tree]

that sucks for the fans

and yeah just saw that, wth did they eat to get sick

[fluid moat]

They were so scared of Allegri’s tactical genius that their stomachs combusted

[rustic ore]

Obviously they indulged in Taco Tuesday outside of Tuesday, that’s illegal

[hasty basin]

YIKES

[fluid moat]

Apparently it started with Gavi

And spread to some of the other players

I’m not sure how try that is

We found out who Barca’s chef was

[smoky fable]

Sabotage

[celest zephyr]

Russ cooked for them

[versed forge]

That’s crazy

Barca chef getting fired

[weak gull]

Very true most likely. Soon as Gavi got it they were honestly fucked

Gastroenteritis spreads extremely easily and often. Very common to get it just from airborne particles from a person with it

And it incubates 1 to 2 days, the timing of its honestly pretty aligned

[honest umbra]

bruh better not happen to wednesday game too

[dim ledge]

@rustic ore hello 🙂

Any NFL boys around

Should I draft waddle

I feel like yes

🙂

[rustic ore]

I say yes

Him and Tua have a good connection

Plus that O scheme fed him plenty last year

[smoky fable]

Depending on the names, then yes

[celest zephyr]

Yessir

[weak gull]

https://tenor.com/view/jaylen-waddle-penguin-gif-23950097

[versed forge]

He’s a solid wr, definitely draft waddle

I see him getting 1500+ yards

Hopefully tua stays healthy

[thorn hornet]

Ricevertø

[dim ledge]

This is my team so far in superflex. Picked 9th

[burnt cedar]

Tomiyasu

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto dude

Do you remember lmfao

We were having a gyro and beer down at the beach

And we got the phone notif that Luck was retiring

[thorn hornet]

Havertz scoring against United

I will be there

I want Havertz to come good here so bad bro

Stunt on those hoes

[robust grotto]

Bro not even !! Even better. It was the day we had to travel back so we woke up at like 4 am to catch the boat. I open my phone and it was the first thing I saw lol

[dim ledge]

Dude no way are you sure

I swore I remember it on like, a normal day

[robust grotto]

Nope promise you

[hasty basin]

Wha

Are all your friendlies at night

[burnt cedar]

We’re in the US of A

[burnt cedar]

And according to United this isn’t a friendly https://twitter.com/manutd/status/1682846403356250113?s=46&t=r7wAoOlnBiz9DTokWYJKTw

Manchester United (@ManUtd)

Serious business.

#MUFC || #MUTOUR23

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Twitter · Jul 22, 2023, 8:13 PM

[rustic ore]

Is that cause ManU fans don’t have friends?

[celest zephyr]

What we aren’t friends?

[dim ledge]

This is so fucking embarrassing hahahaha

Holy shit

[thorn hornet]

“There will be a penalty shootout after the full time whistle, regardless of the score”

[thorn hornet]

HT Arsenal 4 United 0

This guy acts so cold all the time but gets humbled

[robust grotto]

Bruh lmfao

https://vxtwitter.com/shiggadysays/status/1682852087577686016?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[hasty basin]

It isn't tbf

But im not gonna lie

[chilly flare]

Love me some Waddle

[hasty basin]

These 5 mins have been awful

I swear if FM doesn't give Antony 20 aggression

[fluid moat]

I’ve seen about 3 Brighton shirts and hundreds of Chelsea

[rustic ore]

No, we’re more than friends

[hasty basin]

That was actually beautiful from man utd

LMAOOO Heaton

[burnt cedar]

Insane save

[hasty basin]

This doesnt feel like a friendly

Garnacho 0 touches

[burnt cedar]

Don’t feel like a competitive game

Both teams looking sluggish

[hasty basin]

That yeah but

Both teams feel like they WANNA win this

This is like a uhhhh how do I say this

2020s Man utd vs Arsenal games in the prem I guess

Long ball to AWB interesting gameplan

[fluid moat]

Half of the players on the shirts of these people have been sold in the past month

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1682854089456066560?s=46&t=TE0wM60e--zcD2Fbwio8bg @versed forge

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Chiefs’ All-Pro DT Chris Jones, who has been seeking a new deal this off-season, did not report with the rest of the team to training camp today, per source. The two sides remain “far apart” on a new deal for the Defensive Players of the Year finalist.

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Twitter · Jul 22, 2023, 8:44 PM

https://tenor.com/view/sippingtea-tea-sipping-mindblown-mindingmybusiness-gif-7318090

[weak gull]

Saw this one coming tbh

[rustic ore]

Hell if KC don’t want him I’ll happily take him

[smoky fable]

Was about to post this

[smoky fable]

Do you guys even have the cap space for it?

But the chiefs should pay him. He is a big part of why their defense is good enough

[hasty basin]

Wowwww Bruno

Ramsdale yikes

0 press on Heaton and he picked out a good option

[hexed galleon]

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL

HOLY SHIT

[thorn hornet]

Ramsdale...

[hexed galleon]

BRUNOOOOOOOOOOOO

[burnt cedar]

Ramdisney

[hexed galleon]

MY CAPTAIN

[thorn hornet]

He's so error prone

[hasty basin]

Lmaoo

[smoky fable]

Funny to see the contrasting reactions

[thorn hornet]

Just like De Gea

[hasty basin]

That was good from Heaton though

If you don't press him

[smoky fable]

Man U fans happy, Arsenal fans not

[hexed galleon]

hannibal subbed on for mainoo 🙏

i need that garna hannibal linkup

[hasty basin]

Mainoo also good run

[thorn hornet]

I refuse to belive that Mainoo is real

[hexed galleon]

apparently there will be pens after ft

regardless of score

[burnt cedar]

Yeah

[hexed galleon]

dang

[hasty basin]

Yeah happens sometimes

[hexed galleon]

i wish onana was here

fuck

[hasty basin]

Heaton>>>

[hexed galleon]

mannn

[burnt cedar]

We should have brought Patino on tour

[hexed galleon]

heaton is good but we need to see how good onana is rn

[burnt cedar]

Patino vs Mainoo

[hexed galleon]

we do not need zion suzuki lol waste of 5 mill

we have heaton and kovar

kovar migth be sold

but heaton is a good sub

[weak gull]

I expect jones to get around 27-29 a year. So doubt in that scenario

[hasty basin]

Yes

[hexed galleon]

sancho so ass

[hasty basin]

And he's at false 9 today?

[thorn hornet]

Brother he's a false footballer

[hasty basin]

[thorn hornet]

He got exposed in Prem

[sweet tree]

matt turner clears

[hasty basin]

Uhhh

[sweet tree]

what's nfo mean

[hasty basin]

Nottingham FOrest

[sweet tree]

oh what the

[fluid moat]

Ramsdale has to save that

[hasty basin]

It's vs who they play

1st game of the season

Gabriel what the fuck

Oh my god man

What is this

[burnt cedar]

We’ve kept like 2 clean sheets at home last year

[hasty basin]

Yo....should I have...

[burnt cedar]

?????

[hasty basin]

Saliba and Ramsdale...

[burnt cedar]

Gabriel

Ramsdale

Tf

[hasty basin]

Oh god

I mean yeah tbf the finish was great

[thorn hornet]

Of course

[burnt cedar]

End the game now and let’s do the penalty shootout

I seen all I had to

[hasty basin]

These illegal websites

[thorn hornet]

Ramsdale to Saudi do I hear 70 million?

[hasty basin]

They would tbf

[burnt cedar]

Where’s Captain America Matt Turner

Why’s he not on the bench

[hasty basin]

Ramsdale return to Bournemouth Ramsdale 🙏

I remember he was attending one of our games

[hexed galleon]

antony is so unlucky

[thorn hornet]

It's just a pre-season these games are pointless not gonna lose my head over this

[fluid moat]

Lol

[burnt cedar]

His first contract he was making like 900 a week

Never seen a contract that low

[hexed galleon]

you're playing your a team btw

😭

[burnt cedar]

For a pro in the prem

[hasty basin]

So you haven't seen

Zemura and Jaidon Anthony for us

Both had lower than that

[thorn hornet]

So

[hexed galleon]

if heaton wins that penalty shootout arsenal is actually horrible

[thorn hornet]

Ramsdale ain't saving shit anyway

Jokes on you

[hexed galleon]

the sporting penalty shootout

iam still in tears

that was the funniest game of the league

[burnt cedar]

No way you watched de gea in goal for years and are clowning other teams penalty shootouts

[thorn hornet]

Omg you do care about us

[hexed galleon]

listen

let me enjoy my freedom

i've been wanting onana before the rumours

[thorn hornet]

Our name can't leave your mouth can it?

[hexed galleon]

?

good one mate

i'll banter any1 idgaf

i dont hate arsenal as much as liverpool or city though

or barca

[burnt cedar]

They’re playing for the love of the game

Only explanation

[hasty basin]

One's gone one signed a new contract

[hexed galleon]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

THEY'RE GETTING HEATED NOW

😭

[hasty basin]

Fight fight

Fight fight

[hexed galleon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[thorn hornet]

Whos beefin

[sweet tree]

damn

[burnt cedar]

Why’s he going so hard in a pre season game

Small man syndrome

[hexed galleon]

oh this is tough

this could be dangerous

[thorn hornet]

Ratinez

[hexed galleon]

heaton masterclass p

he didnt shoot

nvm

thank you mount

[hasty basin]

Antony lol

Alright so apparently this stream is MutdLive

That makes sense with the commentating

[dim ledge]

Antony is crap lol

[hasty basin]

20 aggression tho

[dim ledge]

20 shooting too

[fluid moat]

FIFA shooting

[hexed galleon]

antony is so unlucky

btw

onanas there

and he fucking warmed up

yet hes not on the squad 😭

Onana's gonna sub himself on just like how he announced his signing

[dim ledge]

He's not unlucky

He's just bad

Even if half his shots went in

You should know this as a United fan

He has awful decision making

Like. Outright embarrassing

At the very least he's nowhere near worth the price United paid.

[hasty basin]

20 for fifa I meant football manager

[dim ledge]

Why not both

[hasty basin]

Uhhh not 20 shooting for FM

That's max

[hexed galleon]

antony missed so many chances this season man it sucks

i hope he improves

[dim ledge]

That really doesn't change his decision making though man

And trust me

I watched Nunez

I know about missing chances lol

[hexed galleon]

would you take nunez over gakpo if he improves

[dim ledge]

Umm

Good question

[hexed galleon]

nunez didnt really have a bad season tbf

[hasty basin]

Isn't Nunez gonna start?

[dim ledge]

Yes because he has a higher ceiling, yes because he is more physical up front and that's needed, yes because he's better in the air

No because Gakpo is more skilled and has better decision making, no because Gakpo works better for our system, no because frankly I just like Gakpo more as a player

It's a good question. I really don't know

[hasty basin]

I would but I'm a bit biased towards him so

[dim ledge]

And yeah he had an ok season. Issue was people were comparing him to the likes of Haaland lol

[hexed galleon]

Wonder if onana can partake in the pen shootout

cause i see no reason why he's there and warming up if he wont

[dim ledge]

It's preseason

Very likely he comes on for second half

They always play two teams in preseason lol

[hasty basin]

Prob gonna sub whole team

[burnt cedar]

Not in the squad

[hasty basin]

Oh well

[dim ledge]

???? Lol I thought he just said he was warming up

Ok nvm then

Idk I'm not watching

[burnt cedar]

Yeah he’s probably not match ready

Think he just flew in a couple days ago

[hexed galleon]

not in the squad

hes warming up yet not in the squad somehow

[hasty basin]

Heaton is playing

[dim ledge]

Maybe just there to say hi

[hasty basin]

It seems

[hexed galleon]

he was in training tho

[burnt cedar]

Might wanna ease him in

[hexed galleon]

god i hope mejbri is subbed on

[dim ledge]

That stadium is about 20 minutes from where I live in NJ

[hasty basin]

And so is Ramsdale

[burnt cedar]

Stadium looks nice

Grass not so much

[dim ledge]

It ain't bad

[hasty basin]

Ball bounced weird

[dim ledge]

I did some drugs in the parking lot once

[hasty basin]

If that makes sense

[dim ledge]

Music festival lol

[hexed galleon]

everyone off it seems

[hasty basin]

Well...

[hexed galleon]

no mejbri garnacho link up

kms

we might get cooked

[hasty basin]

Havertz

Is still on

I see

[burnt cedar]

Ramsdale been smoking in the changing rooms

[dim ledge]

We got the good good in NJ

He'll be feelin it

One thing though

That area sucks

[hasty basin]

Casemiro

[dim ledge]

During the summer

Because it's in a swamp. Everyone there is definitely feeling the humidity

[hexed galleon]

no hannibal

☹️

NO

NOT MAGUIRE

PLEASE NO

😭

WE GOT EVANS FOR A REASON

[hasty basin]

6 subs

Wait

[hexed galleon]

entire tea

[hasty basin]

Did Maguire still have his captaincy when you were playing leeds

[hexed galleon]

not cooking

[hexed galleon]

ye

[hasty basin]

So this is his first game

Without being a captain

[hexed galleon]

mctominay shouldve been our striker so rashy can play in his actual position

mctominay is very good for scotland

hannibal better get subbed on later or wallah

[hasty basin]

I saw....

Sometimes hes godly for them

[hexed galleon]

5 goals in 6

iirc

4 in 2

[hasty basin]

Wait isnt it less

5 in 4 or something

[hexed galleon]

nah

[hasty basin]

He scored vs us

Twice vs spain, twice vs norway

And then Cyprus?

[hexed galleon]

these commentators

[hasty basin]

LMAOo

Kai Havertz smoke

[hexed galleon]

he just called havertz rubbish i love this commentator lmfao

[hasty basin]

Yeah I'm watching the same ones

Yeah btw it was 5 goals in 4 games

And vs Cyprus brace not norway my bad

[hexed galleon]

this is something stewart would say in fifa

[hasty basin]

And one of them got ignored on a question in the 1st half lmao

[dim ledge]

Cyprus is shit TBF

[hexed galleon]

maguire on a corner

idk how i feel about this

[thorn hornet]

I can't defend Eddie anymore

He's not better than Balogun

[hexed galleon]

THE FUCK WAS THAT

?????

[thorn hornet]

100k a week robbing a living number 14 too

[hasty basin]

Yeah but I wanted someone else to score

Mf Mctominay brace is wild

And vs spain as well

[hasty basin]

My triple captain last FPL

Madueke isn't starting again

[thorn hornet]

Stream is dead

[hexed galleon]

what is amad cooking

[thorn hornet]

Yeah

[hasty basin]

This chagnes my whole fpl

[hexed galleon]

hes about to burn down the kitchen

[hexed galleon]

espn?

[thorn hornet]

Yea

[hexed galleon]

use yalla live

[hasty basin]

These commentators lol

[hexed galleon]

these commentators are taking the piss

they're loving it

amad injury

blud needs to go back to sunderland

[hasty basin]

Yikes

Not even the best Sunderland player

My goat Patrick Roberts

🙏

[hexed galleon]

i have to watch antony for another full season

no way

[burnt cedar]

Really got a advert mid game

American tv is different

[hasty basin]

Lmao

[hexed galleon]

rashy your ass better score tonight if garna couldnt

or mejbri didnt show up

mejbri sub on PLEASE

[hasty basin]

Garnacho had a quiet half

[dim ledge]

Rashford is far and away my favourite United player

[hasty basin]

Until that end

[dim ledge]

Probably my second favourite non LFC player in the league behind sonny

[hexed galleon]

rashford used to be my favourite by a mile but idk how i feel about when he used chat gpt for the de gea post

might be garnacho,onana or mejbri now

so long as mejbri doesnt get sold to dortmund

cause he will become a huge talent

[hasty basin]

Idk who my favourite is from United now

Maybe Onana yeah

[hexed galleon]

they're taking the piss out of harry maguire

no way

these commentators

[hasty basin]

Did I just hear

"Declan you should have picked chelsea"

LOOOOL

[hexed galleon]

??

WAIT

[dim ledge]

[hasty basin]

Nah these fans

[hexed galleon]

PELLISTRI BUT NO MEJBRI

COME ON

is mejbri even on the bench

[sweet tree]

💀

[hasty basin]

Your defense is in trouble....

[hexed galleon]

your defense is in safe hands

nketiah in the room

[hasty basin]

[hexed galleon]

whos on the bench rn

[hasty basin]

Mctoms still?

Or did he just come on

[hexed galleon]

he came on for second half

[hasty basin]

Wow

Van De Beek

[hexed galleon]

imagine brighton wins tonight

😭

after what de zerbi said

it would be fucking hilarious

[hasty basin]

Madueke isn't starting so I hope the ydo

[hexed galleon]

de zerbi called chelsea a small club

shit is unbelievable

even that bayern manager called spurs a small club 😭

[hasty basin]

Oh shit

[fluid moat]

That’s my next coach

Mitoma masterclass is coming

[hasty basin]

Lmaoo

Rashford oh no

[hexed galleon]

RASHFORD???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[hasty basin]

Probs offside?

[dim ledge]

Is he wrong doe

[hexed galleon]

nope

[dim ledge]

Tottenham are shit

[fluid moat]

Oh so this game is gonna end when Chelsea starts

[hexed galleon]

levy wont sell him after that though

[dim ledge]

God I feel so bad for son

Please someone save him

Kane I can't be arsed

[hasty basin]

You know it's crazy when your own manager starts talking shit

[fluid moat]

I mean Conte does that everywhere he goes

[dim ledge]

Son....son was the type of player I would've killed to have at Liverpool but once we got Diaz I knew it was over

[fluid moat]

That was bound to happen with spurs

[hasty basin]

That was just "fire me" but with truth

[hexed galleon]

think rashford was offside anyway

[dim ledge]

Only reinforced by getting Nunez and Gakpo who are both optional LWs

[hasty basin]

Yes he was

[fluid moat]

Never understood that matchup lol

Conte can’t stand teams when they win shit let alone Tottenham

[hexed galleon]

conte speech was crazy

man i wish tuchel was sacked early chelsea wouldve gotten their deserved relegation

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol but iwas the truth

[hexed galleon]

tuchel vs conte is one of the greatest games this season

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-tuchel-thomas-tuchel-antonio-conte-antonio-gif-26476527

COOK.

[hasty basin]

Havertz...

[dim ledge]

[hasty basin]

It's one of those

"That was this season??" things for me

Tbf it was early season but still

[hexed galleon]

iceman

cook

[hasty basin]

Heaton farming saves

I thought the commentator was about to say

[hexed galleon]

ERIKSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

[hasty basin]

He won 8 trophies with city, 0 with arsenal

[hexed galleon]

YOU BITCH

[hasty basin]

ITs been 1 season tho

[hexed galleon]

oh well i forgive eriksen cause hes an amazing guy

[hasty basin]

He had a great return so

Nahhh these commentators

[fluid moat]

I want to hear the most creative chant in the world but that might be too much to ask for American fans

[hexed galleon]

rashford is getting cooked

goddamnit

[fluid moat]

Chelsea! Chelsea! Chelsea!

[hasty basin]

DE FENSE 👏 👏 👏

Trossard

Jorginho

Havertz off

[hexed galleon]

trossard,jorginho

game over

blow the whistle alr

this bout to be one boring 20 mins

[hasty basin]

Is that Vieira

Yeah it is

[hexed galleon]

holy this is gonna be such an ass 20 mins

wtf

sub mejbri on

maguire mate

[hasty basin]

Lol

Yellow?

Fuckin hell lmao

[hexed galleon]

https://twitter.com/FutbolCheIsea/status/1682881989844832256?t=lnIUbQJX2EvUgQw40BwQDA&s=19

Futbol Chelsea (@FutbolCheIsea)

Havertz getting called ‘rubbish’ by MUTV’s official commentators is wild.

https://t.co/rt7N4p9tQr

Likes

980

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171

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jul 22, 2023, 10:35 PM

[hasty basin]

Yep

What a touch but

The pass

[hexed galleon]

real madrid is gonna get COOKED.

awb will cook vini

i cannot wait for awb vs vini

WTF WAS THAT VOICE CRACK

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[hasty basin]

Wtf was that

LAugh

Or whatever

[hexed galleon]

my guy voice cracked mid wheeze

[hasty basin]

Idk what that was

Is he ok?

[hexed galleon]

casemiro doesnt even look in pain

he looks flabbergasted

damn nvm

wtf

NO WAY

[hasty basin]

What's going on

[hexed galleon]

CASE AND AMAD INJURIES BEFORE THE SEASON STARTS

GET AMRABAT NOW

FUCK HOJLUND

GET AMRABAT

[dim ledge]

Amrabat isn't that good

[hasty basin]

Perhaps this is what they meant by it not being

A friendly

[dim ledge]

You can do better

[hexed galleon]

amrabat is very good tbh

good case backup cause i doubt hes starting unfortunately

[dim ledge]

He's average at best and has been since the WC

Eh

As a backup he's fine

[fluid moat]

Switching pfp for the occasion

[dim ledge]

Starting DM though, horribly deficient

[hasty basin]

Ayyyy

My fav Mourinho pic

[dim ledge]

Based

[hasty basin]

Or the 2nd one

[hexed galleon]

its not looking good for rashford fans

he didnt even try to cut off trossard

heatonnn

[hasty basin]

Maguire ball playing CB

Ok Casemiro is fine

[hasty basin]

That looked like Willne

[hexed galleon]

brighton chelsea?

[fluid moat]

Yeah

[hexed galleon]

god i hope de zerbi wins just to rub more salt in the wound

homie said chelsea

[hasty basin]

Notice how

He didnt say spurs.

Which is fair

[dim ledge]

Gross the eagles stadium

[hasty basin]

Pascal Gross?

[hexed galleon]

RASHFORD

MY GUY

[fluid moat]

Yeah I don’t like it here either

[hasty basin]

Watching a Arsenal Man utd friendly fully at 3 AM

What has happened to me

These commentators wanna go home lol

[fluid moat]

Got even better seats

Can’t send a god damn picture

Fix your service shitty eagles

[hasty basin]

Lmaoo

[dim ledge]

Fuck the birds

Fuck Philly too TBF dogshit city

[hasty basin]

Wait what

Williams RB Dalot LB?

[fluid moat]

They got the Sassuolo kits on

[hasty basin]

De Zerbi influence

Alright pens time

[fluid moat]

YES

CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

I hear it behind me

[hasty basin]

Murica

[hexed galleon]

case 😭

[hasty basin]

Cheeky Lindelof

Oh no Vieira

[hexed galleon]

what a shitter lmfao

[hasty basin]

NAHH THESE COMMENTATORS

[hexed galleon]

are those rashys boots

YES

PLEASE

bink

[hasty basin]

Cool pen

[hexed galleon]

bro said bamboozle

[hasty basin]

Penginho

Heaton is so goofy man

Wow that was a crazy good pen

[hexed galleon]

arsenal is so bad

they're never contending for a title again

[fluid moat]

Brighton scored

[dim ledge]

LOOOOOOOL

[fluid moat]

Danny Welbeck 😭😭

[hexed galleon]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

BRIGHTON SCORED

NO WAY

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1682753068155191297?s=20

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

De Zerbi: “Caicedo stays with us until my owner changes his mind. No idea of what can happen in the future — but if Moises leaves we have to find the right player” 🔵🇪🇨

“We have to substitute him with a great player because this year we play in the Europa League unlike Chelsea”.

Likes

80332

Retweets

6426

Twitter · Jul 22, 2023, 2:02 PM

[fluid moat]

Mitoma is cooking

My future coach

[hexed galleon]

chelsea mid table for 2 consecutive seasons

we will be there

[hexed galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/aaron-wan-bissaka-getting-ready-staring-gif-15285233

[fluid moat]

I wanna see Enzo

[dim ledge]

So do Chelsea fans tbf

[hexed galleon]

unbelievable how chelsea beat a league 2 team 5-0 and arsenal beat an uncoordinated mls all stars team 5-0 and got gassed

[fluid moat]

Nkunku scored

[hexed galleon]

WHAT

FUCK

[hexed galleon]

wallahi?

[fluid moat]

Yes

[hexed galleon]

daaamn

[fluid moat]

Brighton plays beautiful

Give me de zerbi right now

[robust grotto]

How was Rice

[fluid moat]

Water break?

Wow that was close

[hexed galleon]

https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/1682888245200207873?s=20 blud was apart of the coaching team

The United Stand (@UnitedStandMUFC)

All smiles from Onana 😁

Likes

2884

Retweets

135

Twitter · Jul 22, 2023, 10:59 PM

[fluid moat]

Welbeck almost scored again

Sterling stinks

Hasn’t done one thing right

HT

[celest zephyr]

The face of a man who’s feeling the heat

[fluid moat]

My goat Mudryk is on

Has he scored at all yet? I want to witness his first Chelsea goal

Sterling is terrible in the final third

Double yellow LMAO

Enzo coming on

MUDRYKKKKKKKK

Banger tbf

Witnessing history live

[serene fractal]

Shut up

[fluid moat]

Gallagher goal

Jackson

Brighton were playing well until the red

Penalty

[hexed galleon]

Never speak again de zerbi

[fluid moat]

They were playing better until that moron got a red

Nice goal

4-3 nice

[celest zephyr]

https://youtu.be/Po3Xwp_zqUs

What a beast shesssh

Classic blue jays this season: go 8-1 then 1-4

[rustic mountain]

That just means I was right to not go to that game

Steam Deck was a much wiser choice

[austere lava]

: )

[smoky fable]

That's good. Should have asked what you're getting on it and such

[dim ledge]

https://twitter.com/Titans/status/1682928693746728960?s=20

Tennessee Titans (@Titans)

#NewProfilePic

Likes

6624

Retweets

663

Twitter · Jul 23, 2023, 1:40 AM

[raven vale]

[sweet tree]

huh

[smoky fable]

That is very weird to see.

[hasty basin]

The biggest difference between women's and men's football gotta be the teamwork

Individually they manage to dribble past someone fairly often but trying one twos or anything like that is a no no

Van der gragt is a beast though fair play

Vvd for the womens team

[thorn hornet]

Got him

[hasty basin]

Ayyy

Solid player

[hasty basin]

Nicolas Jackson 1 goal 2 assists

https://tenor.com/view/depressed-bored-boredom-swing-head-gif-17224602

[thorn hornet]

Boehly's scouting strategy is other teams targets

He's gonna get Kudus too

[hasty basin]

It's so fucking annoying man like

1 medical check away and he's balling out for Chelsea

[thorn hornet]

I know how you feel

We got gazumped for Mudryk

But we got Trossard for 27 mil so it ain't bad

[hasty basin]

No one wanted Jackson...

Only us

Just imagining double ST formation with him and Solanke

[short flame]

The Jackson or some random Jackson?

[hasty basin]

Nicolas Jackson

[short flame]

Oh some random guy

I thought my guy had come back

[short flame]

He seems good it’s just Jackson was my childhood hero before he went to China

Never heard of him since

[robust grotto]

Like Colorado w the nordiques or Carolina w Hartford .. just simply not a fan.

[short flame]

Nordiques why lunik

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/DAonCBS/status/1682828186235617280

Damon Amendolara (@DAonCBS)

I’m picking up some sweet Great Gazoo vibes from Rodgers new helmet.

Likes

1889

Retweets

156

Twitter · Jul 22, 2023, 7:01 PM

[solid dagger]

Apparently Tottenham made an offer of Mbappe lmao

[thorn hornet]

50 mil over 5 seasons plus Sanchez and Dier

@hasty basin Wahi to Chelsea

[robust grotto]

I just disliked Colorado mooching off that

[short flame]

But did you have to remind me the pain

[robust grotto]

You’re right

[rustic ore]

Bought to see King Henry wearing this beaut this season

[solid dagger]

Kane + 50M surely psg will accept

[thorn hornet]

MALCOM TO AL HILAL FOR 45M PLUS 15 ADD ONS!!??

What the fuck is that fee

https://twitter.com/MatteMoretto/status/1683094131881529345?s=20

Matteo Moretto (@MatteMoretto)

El precio final de Malcom al Al-Hilal se acerca a los 45M€ fijos más 15 en variables.

⬇️🇧🇷

Likes

187

Twitter · Jul 23, 2023, 12:38 PM

[gusty kayak]

Oscar p2

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/Olly_A_informer/status/1683103908107898881?t=LSskFQeMk3qby9Ie0uzn7w&s=19

Ollie from AI (@Olly_A_informer)

🚨Arsenal are one of the clubs currently monitoring Ansu Fati. Barcelona are open to offers but player said to like to push to start for Barcelona.

Twitter · Jul 23, 2023, 1:16 PM

[robust grotto]

Only one pl team hasn’t made a summer signing

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza0-ryu-ga-gotoku0-yakuza-ryu-ga-gotoku-kiryu-gif-19409715

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner2049-defeat-sad-disappointed-gif-17817916

[celest zephyr]

Ferrari losing to a guy who started 18th

[hexed galleon]

deleted

um

[proud coyote]

@hexed galleon that convo is too political for this server

[hexed galleon]

o

aight

mb

[hasty basin]

No more interesting friendlies today

Sadge

[proud coyote]

Man whatever changes Mclaren made have been good

[dim ledge]

hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA

Fucking idiots

https://twitter.com/bt3/status/1683127305785294848

عمرو (@bt3)

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

الخبر صحيح فعلًا .. قانونيًا نوعية الكلاب اللي يمتلكها فابينهو ممنوعة تمامًا من الدخول إلى السعودية تحت أي ظروف لإنها كلاب خطيرة وعدوانية.

الصفقة مهددة بالفشل بـسبب الكلاب 😨

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Twitter · Jul 23, 2023, 2:49 PM

fabinho may not go to Saudi because they don't allow his dogs

These mfs own pet tigers and lions but don't allow pitbulls

Lmfao