sports

[honest umbra]

this US team was so bad

[celest zephyr]

And canada was even worse

This team ain’t doing shit

About to cook up a loss on home soil in the World Cup

Man if they do men’s soccer in Canada might be cooked for good

[indigo garnet]

Anyone here like american football?

[torn gale]

Yes

What about it

[weak gull]

That would be illegal, these are counseling lectures with shared client details as we have to share experiences within class

Also it’s the first class of that quarter, I definitely can’t skip out 😂

Well not necessarily illegal, but would go against our code of ethics

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/jensen-ackles-no-yes-jensen-ackles-gif-4808855

[indigo garnet]

real for that honestly

Anyone here interested to start a fantasy league

Never been in one btw

[honest umbra]

We run one here

U can join once it starts

It’s pretty fun

[weak gull]

We dabble

[honest umbra]

I ain’t knew u was into dabbing Vinny

[indigo garnet]

nice

Ill ask again when fb season is closer

for the ionvite

[smoky fable]

We engage

[honest umbra]

I ain’t knew u was married monster

[smoky fable]

Hell no

[torn gale]

He’s married to the game

[weak gull]

Monster is married to the bag

[smoky fable]

I wish

[weak gull]

You never know when she may propose monster

[torn gale]

The bag marries no one, yet it marries everyone

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/centregoals/status/1679415780872429568?s=46&t=V-FYbVnsgTbrgHav7jZsiw

CentreGoals. (@centregoals)

Footballer Dele Alli has revealed he was sexually abused when he was six years old.

The footballer, 27, told Gary Neville's YouTube channel The Overlap: "At six I was molested."

Alli, who returned to Everton in April, opened up about his difficult childhood.

"And then I was…

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Twitter · Jul 13, 2023, 9:01 AM

FUcking hell man

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1679424968856150016?s=20

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Al-Ittihad set to make concrete bid to sign Fabinho from Liverpool for £40m. Expected to develop fast one way or other. Key issue for #LFC is letting No6 go without replacement but working on this - Romeo Lavia among multiple options @TheAthleticFC #SPL https://t.co/kZJO2Xu5IT

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Twitter · Jul 13, 2023, 9:38 AM

[thorn hornet]

Sent to Africa to learn discipline, smoking at 7, selling drugs at 8, molested, hung off a bridge, sleeping pill addiction.

I didn't expect to read that today

[hasty basin]

Yeah....

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/nawaf__oga/status/1679429313836220417?s=20

نواف العقيّل (@nawaf__oga)

وفقاً للمعلومات التي لدي، نادي سعودي ينهي الاتفاق مع توماس بارتي حول الشروط الشخصية.

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Twitter · Jul 13, 2023, 9:55 AM

Partey agreed terms with a Saudi club

Idk how reliable

[burnt cedar]

Translate saying Saudi club is terminating the agreement

[dim ledge]

As someone who's had trouble sleeping all his life

Easy to get addicted

You feel powerless and frustrated trying to sleep without it

Like you're broken

You'll say like "okay, tonight I'm not gonna go on screens, gonna go to bed on time, not gonna eat late or drink coffee past X time...so I don't need my meds" and then it'll be 03:00 and you're lying in bed awake for hours

[dim ledge]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1679473815783391232?t=9y9_QNo8A9fM5P-TCBjT9Q&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 BREAKING: Jordan Henderson has accepted Al Ettifaq proposal. There’s verbal agreement in principle. Contract agreed.

Deal now depends on Liverpool and Al Ettifaq discussing on the fee, no chance to let him leave for free 🇸🇦

Hendo spoke to Klopp today and there’s green light.

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Twitter · Jul 13, 2023, 12:52 PM

And there he goes

Thanks for everything Jordan ❤️

[robust grotto]

Easily the most unexpected transfer

Like never in a thousand years would I have predicted that happening @dim ledge

[dim ledge]

Like I said man

Story was developing too fast for it to be bs

[robust grotto]

Very true

[thorn hornet]

No midfielders

[dim ledge]

Yeah Szobo and Mac don't exist lol

[thorn hornet]

You're letting go of Fabinho and Hendo

Thiago might leave too

[dim ledge]

We'll get all their deals done and bring in more before you lot figure out how to pay WHU more than £5/week for Rice

[dim ledge]

I'm very sure

[thorn hornet]

West Ham should accept

Nobody else is after Rice and they need cash

[dim ledge]

A good start would be not offering 25% of the fee in Tesco coupons

[thorn hornet]

They don't know how important tesco coupons are

[dim ledge]

Idk who's even out there for us at this point

Lavia has been rumoured for us for.... basically since Szobo was done

[thorn hornet]

You want Lokonga?

[celest zephyr]

It’s just hilarious how an arrangement that every side can agree they want can take so long

[robust grotto]

Football transfers are just different bro it’s wild. I know Dec has been in Portugal the last week + though so I’m sure that impacted

[celest zephyr]

The amount of money teams pay just to get a guy is insane

Yeah I suppose but that’s more of a paperwork thing ig

[robust grotto]

Kroenke is pissed he couldn’t trade any first round picks

[dim ledge]

Doubt. The only way this impacts is if you guys pull out

This is all about payment structure at this point

He doesn't need to be present for that

Unless wages are involved but I don't think that's the case, so.

[robust grotto]

True, as if they couldn’t afford sending a media member to Portugal with a jersey and shoot a short video

[celest zephyr]

Tbh I think there has to go to be some level of guidance or regulation by the prem

[hasty basin]

Felt like this when Stanislas left

[celest zephyr]

Like if teams can do whatever the fuck they want with payment structure then shit like this happens

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/sspencerukk/status/1679487685566820352?t=zIZ9cTZ051dMrX2uULTdLQ&s=19

[proud coyote]

what the hell lmao

[thorn hornet]

@hasty basin hows Guliashvili

He plays for Sarajevo

https://twitter.com/Arsenal/status/1679517316017471489?s=20

Arsenal (@Arsenal)

🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️

🔙 Wilo returns
🪄 Odegaard in the middle
📞 Eddie leads the line

Let's do this, Gunners ✊

Live coverage on https://t.co/4KJlfKW7rt 📺

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Twitter · Jul 13, 2023, 3:45 PM

SALIBACK

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/azcoyotespr/status/1679521111988641793?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Arizona Coyotes PR (@AZCoyotesPR)

The Arizona Coyotes have placed forward Alex Galchenyuk on unconditional waivers for purposes of terminating his contract. The Club will have no further comment at this time.

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Twitter · Jul 13, 2023, 4:00 PM

[proud coyote]

Thanks to this chat I’m more updated on the happenings of Arsenal than I am of my own team

[dim ledge]

TBF it's mainly Caicedo news

All I've heard so far

Besides that? Seems that Poch really wants to keep Colwill (fantastic kid from your academy that you loaned out to Brighton, had a great season) but Colwill may not want to stay. If you keep him you're looking at someone who's starter quality and Poch will likely want a 5+ year contract, if you decide to sell him you're looking at £40+ easily, and £40 is low

Also had a great Euro U21

[hasty basin]

Very mid nothing crazy

Only 21 but still

Oh yeah Torpedo plays against Sarajevo today

Gonna get shat on

[robust grotto]

The only reason I post this is bc he legit signed w Arizona on July 1st… and already got terminated

[thorn hornet]

Oliveira gonna eat them alive

[hasty basin]

Tbilisi did well yesterday

1-1 vs Astana away is not easy

[fluid moat]

Lol what is this cover

[hasty basin]

You watching? @thorn hornet

[smoky fable]

Is that normal

[thorn hornet]

I'm going to the concert

Can't

[hasty basin]

Oh I see

[robust grotto]

Not at all lmao

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/danieljonesmvp/status/1679532677689401345?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

 𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨  (@DanielJonesMVP)

So, the New York Giants are finally getting their own midfield logo 👀

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Twitter · Jul 13, 2023, 4:46 PM

[weak gull]

Took em long enough

[hasty basin]

@thorn hornet Hey I wont get cocky but

1-0 and it's a close game

https://gyazo.com/6093f4b091aa7213cde88dd31823b417

[robust grotto]

Woody Johnson, who paid more money than the giants ownership to get stadium built -

https://tenor.com/view/british-angry-facebook-gif-21161071

[thorn hornet]

Classic Bosnian team

Dominating and lose

[hasty basin]

You have been a little more active

But we had good chances

This striker is just selling it

Mf had a free 1 on 1 and failed to control

1-1 there we go

Now it's fair.

[robust grotto]

Who’s national football team is more fucked between us three and Balkan 😂

[hasty basin]

Nvm we scored again 2-1

[hasty basin]

You know

our league is ranked below Faroe islands

[robust grotto]

Alright we’ll that’s done and dusted

[hasty basin]

Yea we're very ass

[robust grotto]

All 4 of us are cheeks bro

Though Balkan has the best domestic league

[hasty basin]

Yeah

Every talent we get is just transfering elsewhere immediately so

[celest zephyr]

Would put Canada there but they have somehow managed to not be a dumpster fire only recently

[hasty basin]

2-2 again

[celest zephyr]

Though there’s also a very real chance they go bankrupt and everything goes to hell again

[hasty basin]

Oh yeah I heard about

Canada NT going bankrupt

Because of the investing into Canadian league

[robust grotto]

Wtf

[hasty basin]

Basc like main sponsors of Canada NT were taken off Canada's sponsoring and put into their league so

The league is too shit and isn't making money back yet

[celest zephyr]

Really dumb idea

Mls is already struggling

And to introduce an inferior league where there are several mls teams is ballsy

What Canada needs is a way better development pipeline

Cuz really its like where are you getting talent from a young age and nurturing them

Sigh they got another company to do marketing for them and yet can’t play their own players

Ffs man

This is just a shitshow

[hasty basin]

Yeah and a terrible time to do it

Canada showed SOME promise

The nation I mean

HOW ARE WE NOT SCORING THERE

Some dude we have is like INSANE at free kicks

Guliashvili on uh oh

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1679560537305128986

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Official, confirmed. Romain Favre signed for AFC Bournemouth for €15m fee, NO add ons. 🍒

🟠 He’s being loaned to Lorient for the 2023/24 season.

“He’s a player we’ve been monitoring for a number of years since Brest… it's great for to have secured such a talent”, club says.

Twitter · Jul 13, 2023, 6:36 PM

[simple seal]

https://vxtwitter.com/jon_bois/status/1679536183242547217

Time to get hurt again boys

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1679546271596421137

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Jets and All-Pro DT Quinnen Williams agreed to terms on a four-year, $96 million megadeal — the largest second contract ever for a defensive tackle, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

Williams gets $66 million in guarantees in the deal negotiated by @AgentNicoleLynn.

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Twitter · Jul 13, 2023, 5:40 PM

Well deserved

[smoky fable]

Yeah he did

[hasty basin]

Theres no fucking way

You cant make it up

Our commentator is commentating over a myvideo live

You can hear the commentary in Albanian in the back

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1679557799137648649?s=20

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

@utdscope (here we) go to shower my friend

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Twitter · Jul 13, 2023, 6:25 PM

[rustic ore]

Wanted him so bad in 2019, but the Jets would’ve been fools to pass up on him when Bosa came off the board

And even if they had no shot the Raiders wouldn’t have taken him

Hurts even more knowing we had Josh Allen the OLB fall right into our laps at 5 and passed on him

[smoky fable]

Familiar with Bosa and Williams since the Cardinals had the first pick

[celest zephyr]

https://youtu.be/BvDoFPRH7MQ

Really not looking forward to these regulations

A heavier car that’s more electric and has active aero isn’t a race car anymore

It’s just a tech demo

And even then imo it’s either go full / almost full electric or stick with mild hybrid

Virtually no one is stupid enough to go 50/50 electric/ice cuz it just doesn’t make sense either way

Neither powertrain really compliments the other one

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/katiejstrang/status/1679606053325922307?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Katie Strang (@KatieJStrang)

NEWS: Scottsdale Police Department has confirmed to The Athletic that Alex Galchenyuk was arrested on July 9 on a number of charges including private property hit and run, disorderly conduct, failure to obey, resisting arrest, Threatening or Intimidating

Twitter · Jul 13, 2023, 9:37 PM

Bruh lol he’s done. What a roller coaster of career

High draft pick. 9 total nhl teams, was about to play for his 10th.. then this

All before 30

[smoky fable]

Oh what the hell

[hasty mesa]

Big move, good on the Jets

Makes me happy Dex got done when he did too

Gmen should attempt to make a move on Andrew Thomas right after this drama w Saquon is done

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1679623540453015554

TMZ (@TMZ)

Philip Rivers' Wife Pregnant With 10th Child, 'We Are All Fired Up' https://t.co/Tb16iG8Pzd

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Twitter · Jul 13, 2023, 10:47 PM

https://tenor.com/view/omg-really-wow-oh-facepalm-gif-16773216

Philip, FFS

You're 41, you can just get the snip now

[smoky fable]

Him and Antonio Cromartie are insane.

[robust grotto]

Rivers and Cromartie single handled expanded their family trees lol

[honest umbra]

as we should all aim to do the same

[rustic mountain]

Cromartie and Rivers played on the same team, they made some bet I know it

[honest umbra]

for who has more kids?

[rustic ore]

For who has the worst pullout game

[honest umbra]

u reckon they can put a football team together?

[bold jungle]

ur da- nvm

[rustic ore]

We'll they're about to have 24 between them so they need about 29 more to have a proper roster

[honest umbra]

i think they can do it

[sweet tree]

lul

[dim kettle]

Rivers here trying to rival the Big Mom pirates. Geez

[celest zephyr]

Just needs like one or two more for special teams

[celest zephyr]

Just like big mom he’ll come up just short and never win a ring

[torn gale]

Rivers after child #9

[robust grotto]

Me w women

[celest zephyr]

Just like the rangers cup

[robust grotto]

Yeah exactly

Championship - she doesn’t exist and she never will

That’s why we keep it movin chief

[celest zephyr]

What’s the third round?

I’ve never heard of it

[robust grotto]

Eh nothing special

Not missing out I promise

[celest zephyr]

Wish I missed out on joining the getting kicked by Tampa party

[robust grotto]

It’s not that fun

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I know from experience

Another year another year where the leafs lose to a team that makes the finals

[honest umbra]

i thought u were roasting me

but u were roasting urself

[robust grotto]

Self roast

[honest umbra]

we got this, lunik!

[robust grotto]

I can’t roast others man; that’s not me

[celest zephyr]

Gotta cook yourself first

The leafs way

[robust grotto]

I can’t even debate people lmao siren wrecks me every time

[celest zephyr]

Siren is the goat

Wrecks me pretty much every time also lol

[robust grotto]

Fact that guy could debate a blueberry bush that it’s really a raspberry bush

[celest zephyr]

A new type of blueberry that looks slightly red

It’s just a genetic mutation

Don’t worry about it

[robust grotto]

Word up, nothing to worry about

[dim kettle]

It's fun to me

[robust grotto]

Well I suppose that counts for something

[honest umbra]

its fun for all of us

[dim kettle]

Rangers about to make a run for the Cup
Tampa:https://youtu.be/U0MqurPgq9Y

[robust grotto]

NYR acquiring the most washed up former star available

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-avengers-infinity-war-mind-stone-last-stone-infinity-gauntlet-gif-15735729

[weak gull]

Cromartie a different breed 😂😂

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/bardown/status/1679641539880910852?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ WASHINGTON?!

BarDown (@BarDown)

Thoughts?🤔

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Twitter · Jul 13, 2023, 11:58 PM

[proud coyote]

Sharks are missing

[autumn mortar]

Dibu really just Messi's Barto

[dim kettle]

Washington sneaking in be like:

[robust grotto]

Lmao

[rustic mountain]

Someone at BarDown is a Caps fan eh

[weak gull]

No wings? Don’t care

[celest zephyr]

NBA or Europa League

[sweet tree]

europa league?

should've used champions league

but in this case nba

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[hasty basin]

Already cooking

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1679804805324189697?t=mYRf0-F4TEB-WnsQMY2xFg&s=19

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 West Ham have contacted Ajax to express interest in signing Edson Alvarez. No bid yet - expected to follow. #Ajax want ~£35-40m. #WHUFC targeting 25yo Mexico international to bolster side in wake of Declan Rice’s impending move to Arsenal @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/7p9vlESaVq

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Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 10:47 AM

Would be good signing for West Ham

If Rice goes

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/SamiMokbel81_DM/status/1679806127637241857?s=20

Sami Mokbel (@SamiMokbel81_DM)

🚨Arsenal have informed West Ham that all remaining paperwork linked to Declan Rice’s £105m move to the Emirates Stadium will be completed within 24 hours. #WHUFC not received official confirmation from #AFC yet, but are expecting it imminently. @MailSport

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Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 10:52 AM

Stall

[robust grotto]

It’s all good bro

I’m not crazy about Alvarez. I prefer Pahlinha but the money is wild unfortunately and his age isn’t a positive either

[stoic topaz]

match of the year in tennis probably starting now

[celest zephyr]

Devils, lightning, knights

Most likely to disappoint? Der leafs

[robust grotto]

Idk I feel like the bar is set with Toronto. I don’t feel like there’s an expectation anymore so what’s there to disappoint

[rustic mountain]

Only way the Leafs disappoint is if they miss the playoffs

Getting to the first round and losing is par for the course

[burnt cedar]

@thorn hornet https://twitter.com/arsenal/status/1679853266576846850?s=46&t=DM5qeKjlqRcIP1FjQ8vbTw

Arsenal (@Arsenal)

The Arsenal family continues to grow ❤️

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▶ Play video

Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 2:00 PM

It’s going down I’m yelling TIMBERRRR

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/joepompliano/status/1679818731071979521?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Joe Pompliano (@JoePompliano)

Make hundreds of millions of dollars playing against inferior competition while living in a nice city where you can go to the supermarket without being swarmed by thousands of fans asking for autographs and pictures?

Safe to say Lionel Messi made the right decision.

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Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 11:42 AM

[robust grotto]

I feel the same w my team

[hasty basin]

Congrats

[thorn hornet]

Timbsssss

Now get me Rice

[thorn hornet]

He isn't beating autism allegations

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/AFCAjax/status/1679855815346323456

AFC Ajax (@AFCAjax)

You inspired our youth
You will do the same in London
You are #ForTheFuture

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▶ Play video

Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 2:10 PM

Ajax's goodbye video

almost cried iwl

[burnt cedar]

Same

He’s already inspiring me

https://vxtwitter.com/afcajax/status/1679861109803692032?s=46&t=iJw-GkoYYGaUW5vm5RsUDQ

[hasty basin]

Fairs

[proud coyote]

@dim ledge https://youtu.be/N_N7SHxmgH0 this is literally Carl from aqua teen hunger force

[fluid moat]

Jeep is gonna stop sponsoring us, we are finished

[hasty basin]

Oh shoot

[dim ledge]

If only there was a "friggin"

[celest zephyr]

Trust me they’ll find a way

Trevling will make one good move

And the leafs fans will start planning a parade

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/nhlflyers/status/1679883475405398018?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Philadelphia Flyers (@NHLFlyers)

We have placed defenseman Tony DeAngelo on unconditional waivers.

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Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 4:00 PM

[celest zephyr]

Hahhahahhahahahahaa

[robust grotto]

So the Carolina trade didn’t go through after all

Carolina is probably close to getting Karlsson, which is hilarious considering him and Burns don’t work

[dim ledge]

Galchenyuk and Tony D on waivers

I wonder who takes em

[dim kettle]

Rangers be like: 👀

[dim ledge]

No lmao

We won't go for him

[dim kettle]

Cmon, we need the reboot of Days of our Rangers

[robust grotto]

Nah NYR probably have some of the more healthy RHD depth in the league

[dim kettle]

But, mah memes

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/capfriendly/status/1679893834430394384?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

CapFriendly (@CapFriendly)

Tony Deangelo is the first player to be bought out more than once.

Buyout history can be found here: https://t.co/fvKP2wVnRk

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Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 4:41 PM

[dim ledge]

Cringe!

[celest zephyr]

Trevling: That’s my boy!!!!!

Washed depth d man

Perfect!

I’ll give him three years 4.2 mill per

[dim ledge]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1679897972153221120?t=iPoB5cPwSGFR8qt3KHgu3Q&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

It’s over between Tottenham and Hugo Lloris. ⚪️ #THFC

“French GK has been granted permission not to travel in order to explore prospective transfer opportunities”, club statement confirms.

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Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 4:57 PM

Expected

honestly, hats off to him

one of the most consistent GKs in the prem over the past decade

[hasty basin]

Yeah been there a long time

Damn man these years feel like a generation is shifting

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1679892273255915520?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Sportsnet (@Sportsnet)

Which of these teams have the highest chances of ending their championship drought first? 🤔

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Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 4:35 PM

The only shame in that Cubs WS was that they played Cleveland. Everyone knew the loser would have their streak dragging on

[rustic ore]

I’d prob say Cleveland rn

[weak gull]

I’m gonna say Sacramento. If Murray can take a larger step than anticipated the kings may be good enough to be the 2-3 seed out west even

And genuinely like their outlook as of right now.

Cleveland probably a close 2nd…the other 2

Good fucking luck

[robust grotto]

Toronto is a shoe in 100 point regular season team

But no one would pick them lol

How sad

[weak gull]

Streak isn’t long enough, needs at least 10 more years

[robust grotto]

They won in 1967… the final season of the original 6

[hasty basin]

Well I only watch the NBA but man Kings FINALLY made the playoffs and got eliminated in the first round

Got a long way to go

Unless some burst of jesus happens next season or the next they'll need more firepower

[weak gull]

And the rest have a cup since

[robust grotto]

Yep, rest of the O6 have won since

[weak gull]

That’s burst of Jesus could be Keegan. And although they were a first round exit, they still had a 7 game series with a solid warriors team

Long way to go for sure, but they finally look competent.

[hasty basin]

Yeah competent is one thing but

Just the NBA is too huge rn

Most of the teams are just bursting with talent

[weak gull]

I mean, they look more than competent if we being 100 lol

[hasty basin]

Look, if you're saying they're getting to like conference finals sure but

Winning the chip? Too early rn

[weak gull]

I am not saying that one bit, you’re taking it out of context

It says best chance of ending their drought. With the pieces in place they have the best chance is what I’m saying

[hasty basin]

Well ending their drought is winning the chip no?

[weak gull]

Who said it would be NEXT YEAR lol

[hasty basin]

Well here I'm saying

If some burst of Jesus happens NEXT season or the one after that

[celest zephyr]

Kangz

Easy

[weak gull]

Not a single one of those teams is ending their drought next season. That’s not what I would say cause that wasn’t the question

But they def have the best outlook

[celest zephyr]

Leafs will never win a cup until after I die

[hasty basin]

Well I can't predict what will happen after 2 years it gets kinda tough

[celest zephyr]

Cardinals I don’t see it anytime soon

[hasty basin]

Like the upcoming golden age of some teams

(My thunder being one of them)

[weak gull]

Another 3-5 year build is happening for them sadly

[hasty basin]

Cleveland also very good

Same as Kings

First round elim

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/los-angeles-kings-thumbs-up-you-got-it-yeah-sure-gif-16248393

[hasty basin]

I mean there is a huge dropoff from Kings to Leafs

72 to 55 damn is the situation that bad

[weak gull]

I really do feel bad for the cardinals, but they did it to themselves hiring Kliff imo

[robust grotto]

It’s a huge drop off in years for sure but I think it’s really hard to compare the Leafs with the others when it comes to other stuff

[hasty basin]

Yea idk much about hockey

All I know is VGK are gucci 😎

Probs brought in some nice money for Bournemouth

[robust grotto]

What I mean is Toronto is the epicenter of hockey. Ontario is where a big chunk of players come from. It’s also where a lot of junior kids end up playing too so it’s easily the hockey hotbed of the world. Toronto being an at minimum top 4 important franchise in hockey with how much they generate

[hasty basin]

Oh so that list is just for the top 4 american sports and yeah fair play then

Only 55 season drought for the worst team

Well I say only but yeah

[robust grotto]

Yep “only” lol

[hasty basin]

Yea like 75 74 and 72 are WILD

Crazy to even think about

That's some fans whole life going without a chip

[robust grotto]

Chicago Cubs had 108 years

[hasty basin]

Wtf

Damn they won in 2016

So this is only the ongoing ones

Damn just imagining how that must have felt lmao 108 year wait

[robust grotto]

A lot of stories about people going to the graves of their family members after they won to “celebrate”

[hasty basin]

Yeah I can imagine it was a big deal

They won back to back as well

1907 and 1908

[robust grotto]

Curse of the Billy goat

[hasty basin]

Used to like baseball as a game didn't really watch MLB tbf

I really liked the rules and stuff but then I got bored which I see many people complaining about

[robust grotto]

It’s not for everyone, for sure

[hasty basin]

I'd play it if given the choice to in real life but there's not really a lot of people around me that like it so lol

[robust grotto]

I really feel like it’s the one sport where people usually have to play it as a kid to grow some sort of attachment with it

[hasty basin]

Yeah and I only played the videogame so yeah

[robust grotto]

There’s so many little rules and knacks that would never think about but like as a kid and being in the moment, it clicks lol

[hasty basin]

Out of every other big american sport I wanted to get into NFL because I quite like Rugby and like the overall rules for it interest me more than Rugby

[robust grotto]

A lot of strategy involved with baseball

[hasty basin]

Actually tried it once but couldn't continue

Yeah that's the thing about clicking Basketball and Football (Europe) both clicked for me

They were just so distinct or something I guess

[robust grotto]

Soccer, Basketball, Hockey. My team has to put this thing in your net more times than your team can

[hasty basin]

Yup

[robust grotto]

NFL really is the same too but in its own way lol honestly the hardest part about getting into football is going to be the penalties. Why so many? How is that a penalty? How ISNT that a penalty?

And as a fan you can only accept it Lmfao

[hasty basin]

I mean NFL's best like similar sport is Rugby

[hasty basin]

Every sport

[weak gull]

The holding every play thing took me years to understand, finally understood when I played high school

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY HOLDING EVERY PLAY

[dim kettle]

American Football is basically a hybrid of Rugby and Soccer (Footyball)

[weak gull]

This statement

Really hurts to read

I’ve accepted so much bullshit

[dim kettle]

Unless you're New Orleans and try to sue the NFL for a no call.

[hasty basin]

American Football from the outside I see it as not passing as much as Rugby of course the 1 throw from the QB or none at all and then another thing is there are offsides for Rugby which would ruin American football's whole purpose

Also the ingame like stops for Rugby are less frequent it just keeps going and keeps going

[sweet tree]

it can have passing if you pass backwards

[weak gull]

Aye, they were so used to NOT getting the shaft, they couldn’t believe it

Normally they did the shafting…was nice to see their fans pressed

[sweet tree]

rugby looks hella complicated, I really don't know what goes on sometimes

also their fields are ginormous

maybe I'm thinking of cricket

ye it was cricket with the huge oval field

[hasty basin]

Oh yeah it fucking is lmao

Ive been watcing it and I still don't fully understand it

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1679921202545201152?t=He_Qfzb0vfb8hObwHH5VXA&s=19

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

Remembering the Oliver Kahn bridge in Munich during the 2006 World Cup 🇩🇪😅

Incredible 👏

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Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 6:30 PM

never seen this before but that's sick

[robust grotto]

That ball 🥰

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/skysportsnews/status/1679829998532739074?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ ?? Lol

Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews)

BREAKING: The Republic of Ireland's behind closed doors game with Colombia was called off after 20 minutes for being overly physical ⬇

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Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 12:27 PM

[celest zephyr]

what did they punch each other rofl

[celest zephyr]

NFL does have offsides but yeh only the qb really passes the ball

beyond crazy shit like wildcat and laterals

[burnt cedar]

@robust grotto @thorn hornet

[robust grotto]

[dim ledge]

That explains the paperwork

Lawyers too busy taking photo leaks

[celest zephyr]

well at least it happened

[dim ledge]

I blame myself for even going on twitter in the midst of this Mendy shit

[hasty basin]

Yeah I meant it a little differently lol

Like they gotta pass it backwards everytime

Cant do it forwards (rugby)

Also are there those yellow cards in NFL? When you have to sit out for an amount of minutes

[celest zephyr]

uhhhh i mean there are yard penalties and you can get kicked out of the game

really its more of a coach decision

like if you commit a bunch of infractions then you'll probably get pulled

[thorn hornet]

Timber sister behind him

His left hand looks dodgy af but it's real

[honest umbra]

so its real?

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/TheOtaking/status/1679966025775816704?t=PIv5CXr6uwPP-ROiIYZHig&s=19

Otaking (@TheOtaking)

The Gundam RX-78-2 playing basketball against Michael Jordan, drawn by Yoshikazu Yasuhiko (Gundam: The Origin)

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Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 9:28 PM

[burnt cedar]

How do people even find this shit ffs https://twitter.com/zarsenalfc/status/1679960761580306433?s=46&t=LxUzahaMq-YRJTgnRwwdiQ

. (@ZArsenalFC)

Do like Declan Rice ✏️✍️

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Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 9:07 PM

[dim ledge]

It's not even the same signature 🤦

[fluid moat]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1679964363682115587?s=46&t=tmuk03CPzJuH7D-wu7OQXQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Lukaku deal situation 🇧🇪

◉ Inter final bid: €35m plus €5m add ons.

◉ Inter have still NO answer from Lukaku to close the deal.

◉ Juventus sent €37.5m + €2.5m bid to Chelsea — but ONLY valid if they sell Vlahović.

◉ Lukaku spoke to Juventus; Inter not happy with that.

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Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 9:21 PM

Can’t help but laugh at this point

[serene fractal]

I gotta retire basketball mane

Sprain the same ankle 3 times in one summer

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/nathangraviteh/status/1679971317184106499?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Nathan "Grav" (@NathanGraviteh)

"Galchenyuk allegedly threatened to "chop" an officer who responded to the hit-and-run incident and cut out the kidneys of the officer's family members"

"I will end your bloodline," the suspect allegedly told Scottsdale police."One phone call and you're dead."

Dude.

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Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 9:49 PM

[thorn hornet]

Nuh uh

[magic gulch]

Ronaldo better than messi

[versed forge]

[torn gale]

Copium

[fluid moat]

Lukaku is better than both

[honest umbra]

he is?

i mean i guess he is

[proud coyote]

Damn I wish he realized with us

[celest zephyr]

right now? maybe tbh

[honest umbra]

yea ill let u know

def not

messi might be in MLS but hes still elite lmao

[celest zephyr]

yeah figured not

no idea why people rate him that highly even as a joke

never thought he was anything beyond good

[proud coyote]

Cause he’s unmotivated and complains a lot

So even if he’s a pretty good player still, he comes across as insufferable and a lot of people meme that

[smoky fable]

Yeah a lot of people meme him

Some of the moments are just baffling

[smoky fable]

How much do you know now? Seems like you're getting more into it if you know about Lukaku.

[fluid moat]

He played pretty good under conte

[celest zephyr]

Oddly i heard about him years ago hahahaha

[sweet tree]

he was a baller at everton

[hasty mesa]

Joe Mixon got restructured

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1680003192686346240?s=20

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Bengals and RB Joe Mixon are finalizing a restructured contract that will keep him in Cincinnati for the 2023 season, per sources.

Mixon was due $10.1 million this season with a $12.791M cap number. The new deal frees up cash and cap for Cincinnati, and Mixon stays as RB1.

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Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 11:55 PM

It’s a pay cut

Very bad for Barkley

[proud coyote]

Mixon was significantly worse last year tbh

Barkley is injury prone though so…

[celest zephyr]

Think he’ll get a similar amount

RBs just aren’t worth that much rn

[honest umbra]

Will they ever be worth a lot again?

[weak gull]

Doubt. They’ve dug themselves a hole at this point, as none of them have the resume

The 2017 class is a great example, how many of the contract extensions they gave panned out well? Really only Cook’s was proven to be that way, and now he even got ousted. The rest dropped in production heavily (LOOKING AT YOU ZEKE!) After getting paid

To me, Jonathan Taylor is going to be the end all be all as to what to expect for running backs in the future extension wise. If the colts says fuck him, then I think the position needs to be reevaluated, barring injury of course

[south reef]

If theres gonna be an NBA In-Season Tournament will there still be Preseason

[proud coyote]

The in-season tourney is counted as regular games

so it doesn’t actually replace anything

[novel slate]

It’s such a stupid idea.

It’s almost promoting stat padding.

[south reef]

Ohh ok

[novel slate]

https://youtu.be/KT0zuHywfnU

[weak gull]

Just the thumbnail here is taking me back to when I first saw that pic…can’t believe he let that hair grow out like that😭

[dim ledge]

Finally
https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1680114320435290113?t=U232Vo2khibSnIwjNhPoEQ&s=19

Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL)

BREAKING: West Ham United can confirm that agreement has been reached for Declan Rice to leave the Club for a British record transfer fee. ✍️
https://t.co/vJAWwiOGKm

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Twitter · Jul 15, 2023, 7:17 AM

https://twitter.com/WestHam/status/1680110054823821312?t=LzED0Vv9IN0pYUNvjGn_LQ&s=19

West Ham United (@WestHam)

We can confirm Declan Rice has left the Club.

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Twitter · Jul 15, 2023, 7:00 AM

@burnt cedar @thorn hornet

Pls dont tag Lunik it's 03:34 there

[thorn hornet]

https://vxtwitter.com/mariEscobarPAWG/status/1680117127980675073?t=dT0mFmYljl9u30xhv6_OaQ&s=19

[smoky fable]

Glad that’s done

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/georgianfooty/status/1680120504030572544?s=46&t=zGZ146lT9dr79SQ3BEFt0g

Georgian Footy (@GeorgianFooty)

🇬🇪🇩🇪Looks like the stage is all clear for Mamardashvili to join Bayern Munich.👀

As reported previously, Valencia have set the asking price at €30m.

⚪️🔴

Twitter · Jul 15, 2023, 7:41 AM

🙏

[celest zephyr]

Boshhhh

[thorn hornet]

Handsome FC

[dim ledge]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1680157040730165250?s=46&t=CWJiYRZ7MLoONPPSKwGzDA

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

BREAKING: Fabinho will NOT travel to Germany with Liverpool squad as talks with Al Ittihad are now advanced — with personal terms agreed. 🚨🔴🇸🇦

Jordan Henderson will travel with the squad as he already agreed terms with Al Ettifaq but clubs are not close to agremeent on fee.

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Twitter · Jul 15, 2023, 10:07 AM

[thorn hornet]

Don't be shy Saudis take two of our midfielders too

40m for Fabinho good deal for Liverpool

Guy has no legs

[calm mulch]

i can't understand this man nor can i properly value him

he can look like one of the best player in the league while also having a terrorist first touch that you wonder if he was ever thought how to kick a ball

[silk notch]

He sucks its not hard to value him

[burnt cedar]

Lmfaooo the article doesn’t mention Arsenal once??? What if he’s not joined us…

[dim ledge]

Saudi came in with 200m

[robust grotto]

Yeaaah not that you guys should give a shit anyway but it feels like the two clubs won’t be doing business together again anytime soon

[thorn hornet]

How the fuck am I suppose to know which club he joined if they didn't specify

Declan Rice to NK Travnik here we go

[thorn hornet]

You haven't bought Tavares yet

[robust grotto]

Don’t feel that’ll happen

[burnt cedar]

First and last time

Surprised this was the first ever transfer

[thorn hornet]

Oh I don't see them doing anything ever as long as Sullivan is alive

He hates our guts now

First 3 bid, stalling with installments

[burnt cedar]

https://twitter.com/arsenal/status/1680183672144633856?s=46&t=4hl5kwmATNpk-E-OIdK_Cg

Arsenal (@Arsenal)

Head on over to our YouTube channel at 1pm (UK).

You won't want to miss this.

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Twitter · Jul 15, 2023, 11:52 AM

[thorn hornet]

Bold of you to assume I wasn't already refreshing

[burnt cedar]

Wonder what they’re going to announce

Maybe the away kit

[thorn hornet]

Thats for US Tour

Around 20th

I think

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/arsenal/status/1680186746728861696?s=46&t=3b6F4NLY8si1AwSFV4NgRg

Arsenal (@Arsenal)

A new chapter begins.

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Twitter · Jul 15, 2023, 12:05 PM

They actually used the Declan Rice song😭😭

I’m in tears man

[thorn hornet]

Thank God it's finally over

Now we can sell some players

[celest zephyr]

I feel like we got one more in us i wont lie

[robust grotto]

We literally just won a European trophy my man

Carl Jenkinson on loan

Anyway 🥰

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/adidasfootball/status/1680192720017448961?s=20

adidas Football (@adidasfootball)

grew up in South 💪
made name in East 👏
now, a new adventure: North London 🔴
@_DeclanRice @Arsenal

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Twitter · Jul 15, 2023, 12:28 PM

[burnt cedar]

This was the best announcement

Even brought Jamie back from the dead for it

[robust grotto]

You guys are gonna love him

We’re def relegation candidates for next season idk how we aren’t

Especially with Europe again

[fluid moat]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1680201117471240192?s=46&t=tmuk03CPzJuH7D-wu7OQXQ

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Inter have decided to leave negotiations for Romelu Lukaku. Deal OFF. 🚨🔵⛔️

Chelsea to be informed soon.

Inter are furious after being informed of talks between Lukaku and Juventus.

Juve and Saudi remain as options for Lukaku now.

Juve can only proceed if they sell Vlahović.

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Twitter · Jul 15, 2023, 1:02 PM

It’s over

[proud coyote]

God dammit lol

This dude really is a menace

[fluid moat]

Saudi needs to come in clutch right now

[fluid moat]

Lukaku is about to lose the only football fans in the world that don’t completely hate him

[thorn hornet]

Never saw a player who is hated by every clubs fans he's played for

He has no loyalty he kisses every badge

[fluid moat]

Lmao

[honest umbra]

that’s a lot of rice money innit

[celest zephyr]

West ham is trolling if they get relegated this year

He must be pretty dang good but 50 mill a year for two years shesssshhhh that’s a fuck ton

[dim ledge]

much more complex than a black and white

ideally the deal would have been done over a week ago and WHU couldve gotten someone in and had them in for preseason

now that thats no longer possible they need to rush to get whoever they do

which, theoretically, isnt a huge issue as it gave them time to identify and finalise targets

but insofar as developing them to work w the squad this season and finding an ideal price, its a challenge now

[celest zephyr]

https://hoopshype.com/2023/07/14/jaylen-brown-expected-to-sign-biggest-contract-in-nba-history-worth-up-to-304-million-70-million-on-final-year-alone/

That is a wild ass deal for Jaylen brown

[celest zephyr]

Yeah makes sense with how long the offseason has gone past so far

Maybe they can scramble to find players this season

[versed forge]

Bro is getting paid 💰

Good for him

[celest zephyr]

Sheesh some of these deals are going wild

[hasty basin]

What happens when you sell your whole fukin team

Lost 6-1 against ST GAllen

[honest umbra]

whos st gallen?

also chukwueze is a baller

[hasty basin]

Hence why he scored

[hasty basin]

Swiss team

[honest umbra]

on their own

theres some ballers there

trigueros is nice

danjuma

[hasty basin]

Danjuma not a baller in my books

But they like sold everyone and bought no one lmao

[noble comet]

Messi signed

[thorn hornet]

https://vxtwitter.com/Napoleonismo/status/1680169658916257792?t=l_qa221etPSrbFq3HnvOHg&s=19

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1680278514207956993?t=ZtpmIga6eIL6uil8xDVh2A&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Bayern’s Uli Hoeness: “Harry Kane now wants to play in European competitions. Tottenham won't be there next season, we will be there”. 🚨🔴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

“He has another chance to join a top European club”, via @_kochmaximilian.

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Twitter · Jul 15, 2023, 6:09 PM

bayern really wants kane

kinda funny they called us out for flirting with kimmich... hypocrisy

[dim ledge]

Lol

He's a fucking idiot

Yeah, piss off the guy you've already pissed off more

Brain dead

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1679877540133863424

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Update: #Chargers RB Austin Ekeler: "Seeing backup WRs make more than me piss me off", via @RichEisenShow

More here:
https://t.co/0zr0EDIrD9

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Twitter · Jul 14, 2023, 3:36 PM

https://tenor.com/view/cope-dont-care-crying-cry-chips-gif-21606846

[weak gull]

Ok, but someone like him actually fits the mold of a back you would want to pay. His timing of injury and emergence though fucked him imo

The chargers offense looks considerably worse when he steps off the field too

[smoky fable]

CBA will be interesting to see how they deal with this

Barkley and Jacobs will probably not get the pay they want.

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/tblightning/status/1680344168969781249?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Tampa Bay Lightning (@TBLightning)

HEEEEERE'S JEANNOT

We have signed restricted free agent forward Tanner Jeannot to a two-year contract worth an average annual value of $2.665 million.

📝: https://t.co/d71YjRM8S5

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Twitter · Jul 15, 2023, 10:30 PM

[celest zephyr]

Sigh Tampa is going to win the Atlantic again

Book it

[smoky fable]

I’ll take your word for it

[hasty mesa]

@rustic mountain Honestly, Quarterback is making Mahomes feel like this final boss supervillain of the league, and I’m close to rooting with you for his downfall

[hasty mesa]

I think he plays week 1 vs Dallas

As much as he wants his money, the sit out threat is for leverage

He cares about winning and he cares about winning as a Giant

He’ll want to go out on that field

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/txUfT6_-ntA

[weak gull]

Mahomes haters? Maaaann, i love that guy

[hasty mesa]

Oh I love his play

But man, he’s literally the demon king of the NFL

Watching it really emphasized that like,

The Eagles were a better team in basically all aspects

But they lost because in the second half they couldn’t stop Pat Mahomes

No one but him beats those Eagles

If the Bengals won the AFC championship, they most likely would’ve lost

[smoky fable]

That fumble by Hurts which led to a TD and that return by Toney were the two biggest moments. Also, Pacheco was doing well in the run game as well

Mahomes was limited with his throws with the injury he was carrying which I think he reinjured

[smoky fable]

I would agree with this

The bengals offensive line was in shambles

[weak gull]

I view him as my favorite player not on the lions lol

[honest umbra]

did u see the play from today?

[weak gull]

Him and Lamar tied for me, but I love me some Mahomes. The guy had me rooting for Texas Tech lol

[proud coyote]

What happened lol

[desert palm]

Brooooooooo

Astros blew 9-3 lead

Ohtani homer created a rally bottom of the 9th

And the angels walk it off on an Astros throwing error!!!!!!!!

A loss for trashtros is a win for sports!

[weak gull]

100%

[desert palm]

It was featured in the vid!!

[dim kettle]

Of course it would be the Mets who make an easy pop-out into a comedy act. Luis Castillo knows it too well

[smoky fable]

That’s good

[desert palm]

Fax!!!!!!

[smoky fable]

Well the dodgers are probably winning the division now

[dim kettle]

Also of course the Braves would lose their first home game in July to the fucking White Sox.

[smoky fable]

And congrats to your blue jays. @rustic mountain

They won their season series

[smoky fable]

Still probably doesn’t change the trajectory for either team

[dim kettle]

End of the day, baseball is weird.

[desert palm]

Baseballlllllll

Is bestballlllll

For stuff like this

9-3 Astros 90% win percentage

13-12 Angels

Crazy?!!!

[dim kettle]

Takes one inning to fuck up a game.

[desert palm]

Yep

And the Shohei Homer rally

[dim kettle]

It's like Judge. Why do they keep pitching to these guys? smh

[desert palm]

😂

I’m very upset about the judge situation

Freaken dodgers wall killed yanks season

[dim kettle]

Let's just throw our hitting coach under the bus

[desert palm]

We will just hope the new one is better

They won tonight

And Astros lost

My day 😊

[dim kettle]

Rays won twice today.

[desert palm]

Honestly I think they secured the season

Division anyways

[dim kettle]

I'm worried about having starting pitching by October.

This fucking stat

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1680415988964007936

[rustic mountain]

It even bounced up and hit him the face

Oh Lunik

I am so sorry man

[dim ledge]

Huge

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1680483988824023041?t=qX500v2oCSWpKw4OfRhA9Q&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 BREAKING: Xavi Simons has left PSV camp to sign with Paris Saint-Germain!

PSG triggered €6m buy back clause, as revealed days ago.

Understand there are 2 ways now ⤵️

◉ If Mbappé or Neymar leave, Xavi will stay at PSG.

◉ If both stay, Xavi will join another club on LOAN.

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Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 7:46 AM

Was fantastic for PSV

If neither of Neymar or Mbappe leave I see them just keeping him at PSV on loan

[smoky fable]

I didn’t expect that. That is big.

[dim ledge]

It's actually wild to be in a timeline where PSG are making good moves lol

[smoky fable]

yep

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/Ekremkonur/status/1680494377766993920?t=Dw22oD4XCtT-JlTE5pyvNw&s=19

Ekrem KONUR (@Ekremkonur)

🚨Newcastle have made an opening bid for Napoli's 22-year-old winger Khvicha Kvaratskhelia.
🇬🇪 🔵 #ForzaNapoliSempre ⚫ #NUFC

Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 8:27 AM

Please no

I dont think it's a trusted source so we should be good

[thorn hornet]

Now he's getting loaned out again 🤣

[thorn hornet]

Konur is full of shit

[hasty basin]

Yeah thank god

I don't trust Napoli at all

[hasty basin]

Alright I'm seeing more people say it but it's probably still bait.

[thorn hornet]

Bournemouth hijacking Lazio

Never thought I would see this day

[dim ledge]

@hasty basin

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1680520002842099713?s=46&t=CWJiYRZ7MLoONPPSKwGzDA

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

EXCL: Bournemouth are trying to hijack Lazio move to sign Milos Kerkez 🔴🍒

Understand personal terms are agreed between Bournemouth and Kerkez — it was the same with Lazio.

Deal now depends on the clubs — AZ want around €15/20m. Talks ongoing with Bournemouth.

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Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 10:09 AM

[thorn hornet]

Boro are doing sensible business

Got a good manager and good players

[robust grotto]

Fuck come on man

This window is killing me

[thorn hornet]

Faivre,Traore,Kluivert

Might get Kerkez too

Neto extension too

[dim ledge]

Hate to tell you that you're in for Harry

But tbh I think he could work there

[robust grotto]

3rd year in a row

Him and McTom

Our transfer targets are so dry man. McGuire and JWP, sick

[thorn hornet]

Giving you money for Rice and you go for McTominay is like giving a homeless guy money and he buys crack

[robust grotto]

There’s no one that’s going to replace him

[thorn hornet]

Hear me out

Maguire on loan would be sensible

Also try to snag Phillips from City

Villa are open letting Dendoncker go

Explore

West Ham hire me as a scout

[robust grotto]

Phillips rejected WH

Dendoncker rejected WH back before he joined wolves

[dim ledge]

Alvarez, if you get him

Would be good. Would take him at LFC too

Here's the difficulty though

Tadic terminated contract which leaves Alvarez as their only senior/starting CDM

[thorn hornet]

Tadic is a winger

[dim ledge]

Drops into mid for box midfield changes on defense

• Balkan

So can tackle

@robust grotto

https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1680544253913489409?t=iF1twWGvl2bE81jjX8pxRA&s=19

Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL)

West Ham are still keen on signing Leicester City forward Harvey Barnes, Newcastle United are also interested, but they are yet to make a bid. 🚨
https://t.co/SuSnGrz8Nj

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Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 11:45 AM

[robust grotto]

Week number 5 of this “interest”, I can’t take it anymore

[robust grotto]

There’s something about that link that I don’t have a good feeling about. I have a feeling they prefer PL targets. McTom, JWP, Pahlinha

[dim ledge]

I don't see why

Firstly obviously

JWP isn't PL anymore

Mctom is different BC need for a Cdm-rubbish though

Pahlinha could work but expensive

Barnes would be good imho

[robust grotto]

Barnes winger that’s the difference

Idek anymore I am completely fallen off with the transfer window, season starts in 28 days and we don’t even have a concrete target

It’s just these guys who are scapegoats at united or guys who just got relegated

Yet to make a bid on Barnes lmao they’re just not serious bro

Plus Scamacca and Antonio both want to leave too

[hasty basin]

We wanted him before as well

Having new owners is the best thing to ever happen to us

[thorn hornet]

40 mil for relegated JWP is insane

[robust grotto]

Just wild dude ..

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/BlueJays/status/1680621053901516801?s=20

Toronto Blue Jays (@BlueJays)

Ray-united 😉

KK and his good friend, Evan Longoria!

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Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 4:50 PM

[stoic topaz]

djokovic lost in wimbledon

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/DougKyed/status/1680637457656692737

Doug Kyed (@DougKyed)

Free-agent WR DeAndre Hopkins is expected to sign with the Titans, per source. Deal is expected to become official over the next few days.

Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 5:56 PM

@rustic ore @simple seal

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-gif-25269231

Fuck Dhop then lol

[torn gale]

Why the titans

He must have gotten a bag

[rustic mountain]

Dhop took em for what they were worth

All for Tennessee to end up in the same boat as last year

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1680640491224805376

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Titans are giving star WR DeAndre Hopkins a 2-year, $26M deal worth up to $32M with incentives, source said.

He gets a base of $12M in Year 1 with a chance to get to $15M.

Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 6:08 PM

[weak gull]

He been talking to the pats n titans

He never cared about contention, he wanted to get paid lol

[versed forge]

Dang the titans got hopkins

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/carlos-alcaraz-numero-uno-tenis-tennis-espana-gif-25633181

Damn, Titans have a WR again

[versed forge]

Money talks ig 🤷‍♂️

[smoky fable]

He came for the money, but the titans will take it.

He’s not washed at all.

Not yet anyways

[dawn tapir]

does this make the titans better or the same?

[versed forge]

Slightly better

Their qb is pretty mid

[weak gull]

Better, by a game or so which may be enough in the afc south. But the o line in Tennessee is still very questionable

And as drip said, very average qb

[hasty basin]

Call the fookin season off

[versed forge]

Yeah im not a big fan of tannehill

I hope will levis or malik willis become really good for the titans

[weak gull]

Tannehill works out okay when he has zero pressure to pass because the run game and play action forcing the hand of the defense

We saw last year what Tannehill is like with a less dominant run game

[dawn tapir]

maybe will levis gets a chance to start this year if tannehill doesn't stay healthy. who knows he could be good

[weak gull]

They say Malik has looked better than Levis in camp so far

So will may be waiting a minute if the titans decide against moving him

[dawn tapir]

some qbs look better in camp and then stink it up in actual games tho

[weak gull]

That true, but right now it’s for a spot in the depth chart. Levis going to 3 hurts chances of gettin out there

And he’s under Tim Kelly, a guy who so far has shown me he doesn’t like youth 😒

[hasty basin]

Messi predicted some wonderkids in 2016

Doesn't seem like it went too well 💀

[rustic ore]

Burks wasn’t half bad for the Titans last year. Having a beast like DHop to take pressure off of him and mentor him could play off big

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/sportbible/status/1680660503360675846

SPORTbible (@sportbible)

🚨 | Former striker Rickie Lambert believes talking to water makes it clean.

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Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 7:27 PM

[native sonnet]

Wasn't Hopkins injured all the time with Arizona?

[weak gull]

Only in 21, every other year he played 15 or 16 games

Last year he plays in 15 without the suspension

[calm mulch]

Wemby is not scoring 83 ppg, what a bust

[solid dagger]

Cuadrado to Inter

@short flame

You're gonna have to root for Inter now

[hasty basin]

Yea

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1680603929992740866

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Bol Bol is signing a one-year deal with the Suns, per @wojespn 🔥

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Twitter · Jul 16, 2023, 3:42 PM

Let Bellanova walk?

[torn gale]

Bol bol is the missing piece

[simple seal]

lol

[hasty basin]

Are we living in a stimulus

[versed forge]

https://vxtwitter.com/Royals/status/1680673937401733120

https://tenor.com/view/woody-woody-toy-story-sora-kh3-kh-gif-27223516

[short flame]

That’s a tough one. It’s like one of the few teams I’d actually not support even with a Colombian in it. Why cuadradito

[solid dagger]

idk but I love it since he's a finished player

[short flame]

He’s not

[solid dagger]

He is

He's been finished for like three seasons now

This is the hard cold truth

[fluid moat]

Bro wtf

No way Cuadrado is snaking

[rustic mountain]

That's exactly it

Which is hilarious considering that bullshit he went on like 3 months ago

[short flame]

Maybe he was unhappy at Juventus I don’t know what to say. He’s still the best player for Colombia the past few years

[fluid moat]

Lukaku and Cuadrado betrayal swap deal

[weak gull]

Seriously. His criteria makes no sense seeing his decision

[short flame]

It’s a common thing in Italy don’t worry about it

[fluid moat]

Nah but like after 8 years is crazy

[short flame]

Look at this sab

[solid dagger]

Yep, one year deal

But again, it's better for us

We get rid of him and Inter gets a finished player

Watch as he's gonna score a screamer against us

[rustic mountain]

It was all bullshit. Dude coulda stayed quiet but he wanted to be in the limelight for a while and wanted teams to come to him. He wanted his "15 minutes" in a way. Woulda been cool to have him but whatever guess we save money

[rustic mountain]

Niceeeeee

[fluid moat]

At least they’re signing him for free

[short flame]

He was at the club for a lot of time don’t treat him like that

[weak gull]

Feel the same way. I don’t think the lions went after him either which is annoying to me but is what it is I suppose

[fluid moat]

We’re about to pay 40 mil for dogshit striker to replace Vlahovic

[solid dagger]

I am treating him like that because he's going to Inter

[solid dagger]

I'd love to get either David or Hojlund

But we're getting Romelu fucking Lukaku

Giuntoli wtf man I thought you were good at your job

[fluid moat]

That’s all Allegri

I’ve been hearing he’s wanted him since like March or something

This guy is actually running a dictatorship

[solid dagger]

Bruh max get a grip

[rustic mountain]

If it makes anything better Vinny, Dhop showed he wanted that bag, nothing else, and will pretty much just be the Titans being booted in the first round, if they even get there

[weak gull]

Pretty much. I don’t think they win the division over Jacksonville

Wildcard who likely plays the afc north winner

[fluid moat]

David should be the top target if Højlund is going to United

[rustic mountain]

Probs

But Tennessee is also relying on Tannehill after he got hurt last year and iirc was bench for that one dude

[weak gull]

They are. No way he isn’t starter again with Kelly who has proven to need his hands tied to use a younger qb

[rustic mountain]

Can't remember his name only remember that there was a Titans player who like basically said he wants Tannehill to fail so that guy could start

Then he was shit

[short flame]

Do you treat Christian vieri, Edgar Davies, Patrick Vieira, Baggio, Zlatan the same way?

[weak gull]

Malik Willis. He’s improved in camp, but it was so clear he was as raw of a qb as they come

[rustic mountain]

Him

Yeah there was a titans player wanting him so bad and that Tannehill's days were numbered which like

If there are players like that in your locker room, get ready for pain. I should know, with the Zappe situation

[weak gull]

I recall this, I’d have to dig deep to find who was feeling that way tho

[rustic mountain]

Mhm mhm

[weak gull]

Cause the titans roster doesn’t have many known names

[rustic mountain]

Kinda weird dhop went from AZ to TN

Considering I dont think there's that much differece between the two

But tbh his choice probably just was money. Which surprised that Chicago didn't jump in there

[weak gull]

It’s very weird imo. I think the main difference is coaching, Vrabel gets the most out of his very average roster

[solid dagger]

Zlatan yes, Vieri played for so many clubs and he was with us for only one year (same goes for Viera), Baggio was basically finished too but he was a legend and went to Milan and Bologna before going to Inter

[weak gull]

Chicago is a youth movement. Not too surprised by it

[rustic mountain]

Eh either way. Fuck dhop lol

[solid dagger]

You also forgot Asamoah and Vidal

[weak gull]

Frfr

[short flame]

Vidal played for Inter?

[solid dagger]

Yep

When he was finished too

[short flame]

Is it better if he played for Milan?

[solid dagger]

I see a pattern here

[solid dagger]

Milan is a rival but not like Inter

[short flame]

Isn’t it worse for Milan?

[solid dagger]

Fuck Inter

[solid dagger]

No

Inter is literally the most hated club by Juve and its fans

[short flame]

I don’t care enough about Inter to actually be mad for a player

I forget it exists most of the time

[short flame]

But why fuck cuadrado

[fluid moat]

This is quite the funny photo given the current circumstances

Just a few months ago

[solid dagger]

Because he was with us for so many years and he wore the captain armband

Also he made an instagram post in may saying something like "goodmorning juventini"

With him and his kids with juve shirts

• he's been playing like shit for the past three seasons

I'm grateful for what he did before that tho, he carried us many times

[sweet tree]

LOL

cuadrado to inter

that's crazy

[short flame]

His future doesn’t replace what he did to the club

[solid dagger]

I mean

It kinda does if you go to fucking Inter of all teams

You have no idea how pissed out fans were when Conte took the coaching job to Inter

He's a club legend both as a player and as a coach but so many fans still hate him

You should see this rivalry kinda like Real/Barca

Juve-Inter is the most important game of the season

That and Inter-Milan

[solid dagger]

Of course Barca and Real are much better and have more history too

The rivalry is there tho

[thorn hornet]

Cuardado to Inter

[sweet tree]

Dybala almost went there

but yeah chose Roma in the end

[thorn hornet]

I thought there started well with Thuram,Acerbi and Frattesi

And they do this

I wonder who's their Onana replacement

[solid dagger]

For me it's as if he went to Inter

He cried in his last game but then kept asking for 10M when he had been underperforming heavily

He got in contact with Inter but didn't go there because they didn't want to give him that much

He ended up at Roma and iirc he gets paid less than what he was here

[thorn hornet]

Barely any loyalty in Italy

[solid dagger]

In modern football I'd say

[thorn hornet]

That too

[solid dagger]

Chiellini was the last one here

[thorn hornet]

I can make a safe bet that Tonali will be back at AC Milan in January

His ass does nit want to be at Newcastle

[short flame]

I didn’t know it was that way. I’ve always seen Inter as some little club near AC Milan. Well I understand why you’re mad but I’ll still always love cuadrado for what he was to my country and will be the next few years as our captain

[fluid moat]

Tonali looks like the most unhappy player in the world right now

[solid dagger]

Every video if him in Newcastle I saw he's always so sad and serious lmfao

Can't blame him tbf

[fluid moat]

Haven’t seen him smile once since the signing announcement

[solid dagger]

He was the captain of his favorite team

[thorn hornet]

Here's whats gonna happen

[solid dagger]

I agree that Milan is a bigger club than Inter, but trust me the rivalry is very felt lol

[fluid moat]

And a 5 year contract

[thorn hornet]

-moral drop
-refusing to play
-frozen out
-Milan come with loan to buy offer in Jan

[solid dagger]

Also yeah I can't blame you for still liking Cuadrado

But I hope you can see why I don't anymore

[thorn hornet]

I hate most of my players who play for Bosnia

[solid dagger]

I read that Newcastle apparently offered like £80M for Kvara lol

[thorn hornet]

Pjanic is finish he should retire I cannot stress to watch him anymore

He's like a slug

[solid dagger]

Dzeko was on fire the last season tho

[thorn hornet]

Sky also said that

[solid dagger]

What a goal he scored against Milan in the semifinals

[thorn hornet]

He still decent

[solid dagger]

Where does he play now? Is it fener?

[thorn hornet]

Pjanic was caught smoking shisha before the game which pissed me off

[thorn hornet]

Yes

Their captain now

[solid dagger]

They also got Tadic and Livakovic

Great signings

[thorn hornet]

^

[solid dagger]

What's that

[thorn hornet]

Also they signed Szymaski who had a great season with Feyenoord

[fluid moat]

Meanwhile Pulisic looks the happiest he’s ever been

[solid dagger]

Oh yeah

[fluid moat]

Free from Chelsea prison

[solid dagger]

Didn't know it was called that

[solid dagger]

Is it official?

[thorn hornet]

Havertz smiles a lot these past weeks

[fluid moat]

Yeah

[thorn hornet]

I wonder why

Every picture I see his smile is ear to ear

My beloved donkey

[fluid moat]

I’ll root for him as long as he doesn’t screw us over

[short flame]

I see, for me they’re not a big enough club to ressent them. It’s like if you joined palace from Arsenal. Good luck with the downgrade, I don’t care enough. I still don’t like inter but for Cuadrado I will be happy if they do things but I won’t cheer for them and Juventus will always be his home

[short flame]

Will you boo him next game?

[thorn hornet]

No Cedric,Pepe,Lokonga and Tavares

[solid dagger]

The fans? It's very likely

If not straight up 100%

[thorn hornet]

Imma keep it real with you

I forgot Xhaka even left

[short flame]

I don’t

[solid dagger]

Makes sense

[short flame]

[hasty mesa]

[thorn hornet]

Rice made me forget about this brudda lol

Also why is Runnarson there

[rustic mountain]

Randy played on the titans???? Lmao

[thorn hornet]

Trusty I understand bc of the American PR

[hasty mesa]

Apparently the Titans have done this before

Surely this time will be different

[short flame]

Runnarson is American?

[thorn hornet]

No

[hasty mesa]

Especially with William “Mayo Master” Levis at QB

[thorn hornet]

Iceland

Trusty is American

[short flame]

Trusty is a guy

[thorn hornet]

I be poppin bottles

His haircut is terrible

[weak gull]

You don’t remember 😂😂?? He was wit Vince young n Kerry Collins old ass

@rustic mountain

Only averaged 10 yards per game tho lol

[rustic mountain]

I don't remember that shit at all. Though that was partly because when we traded moss I tried to not think about him anymore. Dude was one of my absolute favorites

Bill really do be fuckin over our receiver corps since like 2011

[smoky fable]

I remember his Niners and Raiders tenure than the titans

For obscure years

Not his prominent ones

[weak gull]

The San fran one wasn’t bad compared to 2010 where he was on three teams. Including MIN Tennessee n NE

[smoky fable]

Yeah

He was on that superbowl 2012 team I think?

[weak gull]

Oakland was separated actually

[rustic mountain]

Oakland was before us

We traded like a 4th for him

[smoky fable]

Yeah I do know that.

[weak gull]

Why I edited it

[smoky fable]

Kerry Collins I only remember from that utter beat down by that Ravens defense

No contest

[rustic mountain]

Kerry Collins was also the qb in 2008 when we put up like 56 points or something to nothing

Sorry never mind that was 09

[weak gull]

Minny
Oakland
New England
Back to minny
Back to NE
Ten

Then year off, then SF

[rustic mountain]

Back to NE??

[weak gull]

Yes

[rustic mountain]

I dont recall this

[weak gull]

He was on 3 teams in 2010

NE was before Ten, pats waived him

Tennessee picked up for the last 8 games

[rustic mountain]

Vinny I dont see this anywhere I just see Minny waived him

Then Tennessee picked him up

[weak gull]

The ravens lows should have had to give the titans ones more chance probably

But I doubt they were moving the ball if they got it back