sports

[deft otter]

We basically started for the bottom it’s different

[dim ledge]

You WHAT

Please lmao

United started from the bottom? Literally when

How are you one of the biggest clubs in the world and "started from the bottom"

Please be for real

[sweet tree]

this who psg signed I assume

[deft otter]

Ok not from the bottom but our squad was shit and we hired shit managers but we never had no world class players really

[sweet tree]

73%

wowzers

that's some messi neymar dribble efficiency

[dim ledge]

You never had world class players

[dim ledge]

Correct

[smoky fable]

Surprised he went to PSG

[sweet tree]

roque was 40m what the

well then, hope he succeeds that's a lot for a brazilian league youngster

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/EdmontonOilers/status/1668697953371041792?s=20

Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers)

DR RETURNS 👊

The #Oilers have signed Derek Ryan to a two-year contract extension with an AAV of $900,000. The veteran forward scored 13 goals & 20 points in 80 games during the 2022-23 season.
https://t.co/kNiHamg6LW

Twitter · Jun 13, 2023, 7:12 PM

[robust grotto]

Great deal tbh

Rare Kenny Holland W

Worse case, some other GM will take that in a heartbeat

[dim kettle]

For one of the most effective fourth liners in the league these past few season. Yeah, very friendly deal.

[robust grotto]

No doubt about it

They should deal Yamamoto, idk if he’s an RFA though

[hasty basin]

Just saw this mock draft and

This Bilal Coulibaly guy actually looks like a hidden gem

Now I hope we get him instead of Gradey Dick

[dim kettle]

Bring on the Red Wings.

[robust grotto]

Not euro enough for Stevie Y

[dim kettle]

Dang. Can only think of the Ducks then.

[robust grotto]

Sens “we can fix him”

There’s nothing wrong w him lmao

Debrincat 2.0

[dim kettle]

Please. Getting new owners should be the only thing talked about in Ottawa this off-season.

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1668680008729083904

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Milan Škriniar will officially become new Paris Saint-Germain player in July after signing pre contract in January. 🔴🔵 #PSG

Škriniar will join on four year deal — it will be valid until June 2027.

Škriniar, Asensio, Ugarte ✅
Kang-in Lee, Cher Ndour ⏳

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PSG Nice moves

[weak gull]

Watching more Whitmore film and I’m starting to like his game

Still like Thompson more though. Also bufkin lotto? Didn’t think he’d get that high but I’m not shocked

[hasty basin]

I thought Brandom Miller would be a top 3 lock

[weak gull]

Okc should try to trade up imo if possible. But they aren’t in a bad spot whatsoever

[weak gull]

I did too, if he falls to 4 or 5 that’s a steal for rockets or pistons after falling out the top 3

[hasty basin]

You know what I'm worried about?

We have too much talent

Idk what the hell we're gonna do soon

Feel like at some point we'll have 5 future MVPs on the team and can't pay either of them

[weak gull]

I’ve thought this before

[hasty basin]

Even already lmao if you look at the team

Shai, Giddey, Jalen Williams, Chet

[weak gull]

Like what do you do? Only so much talent you can have. Gotta move some pieces

[hasty basin]

That's literally insane

I trust Sam Presti, the guy is a genius

I think what he's doing is drafting people who are high risk high reward

If they don't turn out to be someone special, who cares we got 5000 more tries

And if they do well there we go, potential superstar piece to trade

[weak gull]

They’ll try to deal for another bonafide star soon atp

[hasty basin]

Maybe we get some superstar on a smaller contract while trading a young star and some picks

That would be the ideal situation

[celest zephyr]

5 future mvps? Idk about that one chief

[hasty basin]

Had 3 already

And it wasn't this omega pick era

[weak gull]

Shai is touching superstar territory at this point, should do their best to utilize all those assets and get a guy

[celest zephyr]

Yeah but lol 5 more would be wild

[hasty basin]

Like let's be real here, he's a drafting genius

Jalen Williams--->12th pick---->2nd in ROTY

[celest zephyr]

Giddey is good but idk about mvp potential

[hasty basin]

Already is for me

Giddey not MVP but

All star potential for sure

[celest zephyr]

Yeh so no one else close besides Shai rn

[hasty basin]

Cos if you see his game it's literally like I want to watch him

It all depends on how Chet turns out I mean he was the 2nd ovr pick

[weak gull]

We will have to see, but only shai is mvp caliber rn imo

[hasty basin]

I mean, as I said it's not gonna be like

All these 5 players will deserve MVP while they are on the team

It's more like Harden on OKC situation

Shit load of talent, hard to fit into a superstar role

[weak gull]

I get what you’re saying, but it’s just too early to say for the test imo

[hasty basin]

Just from what I witnessed with Sam Presti's skills

That's not even a good situation for me

I just wanna have 2 superstars who compliment each other and some great pieces to surround them

The 5 all star lineup would be great but that's once in a generation typa thing

[chilly flare]

https://twitter.com/deb_236/status/1668544405123235841?s=46&t=5rvyrYo0vGxfpJknEwN5tw

Debby🙄 (@Deb_236)

Me dragging Jesus to Paris

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Lmaooo

[chilly flare]

Chet got hurt in a pickup game before the season even started lol. People of his size and stature struggle with injuries. So I would like to see him show the ability to play 55-60+ games before we pencil him in for anything

[hasty basin]

Pencil treatment gone, he's back.

[celest zephyr]

Yeah yeah I want to see him at least play most of a season

Can’t be back if he was never there

[weak gull]

The 👖

[calm mulch]

I mean, what can i say except

Picking teams out of spite without knowing the sport does that

especially when it's a 7 game series. Eventually you will show who you truly are

[desert palm]

In your dreams, buddy

[robust grotto]

Bet, we’ll see tonight

https://tenor.com/view/yankeeslose-dayankeeslose-theyankeeslose-yankees-davidortiz-gif-18327408

[calm mulch]

https://twitter.com/woj__espn_1/status/1668698219054874625?s=46&t=_yFbIxmFwgZjiWmxZOQC9Q

Adrian Wojnarowski (@woj__espn_1)

Ja Morant will serve a 2-year suspension, sources tell ESPN

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Twitter · Jun 13, 2023, 7:13 PM

Executed LMAO

[weak gull]

WOAH FUCK

I WAS THINKING YEAR

Oh , you ass hat😂😂😂

[calm mulch]

I was bamboozled too

Misery loves company

[weak gull]

We have been hoodwinked, bamboozled, led astray, run amok, and flat out deceived

[calm mulch]

He is prob getting between 50 games and a year max

2 years bro would be basically out of the league

[weak gull]

I’d quit ngl 💀

[calm mulch]

[hasty basin]

LMAOOO

[celest zephyr]

Dang the bait what the heck

He might quit if he does some other dumb shit again

[calm mulch]

Which would be one of the most stupid things a upcoming star could do

Like, he is throwing away the bag for what really ?

Is flashing guns just so you can be clowned on the internet by trying to be a gangsta worth that much ?

He doesn't achieve anything

[sweet tree]

HOLY

[weak gull]

Damn you getting all of us rn @calm mulch 😭

[calm mulch]

I'm almost feeling bad

But i fell for that, i must make others feel the pain to make me cope with my misery

[weak gull]

That would be so bold of silver to announce that major of a suspension day after the finals😂😂

“Like yeah, now let me do what I been waiting for”

[calm mulch]

5 seconds after the finals are over the lights go out, 2 spotlights appear. One above Adam Silver's and one in a chair, where Ja is tied up pleading for mercy

[sweet tree]

I'm done

[calm mulch]

The vampire show is about to start

[sweet tree]

😹😹😹

[smoky fable]

I wonder when he’ll throw the hammer down

Before or after the draft

[weak gull]

Hope it’s pre draft, I’d like to not look at that negative news after what’s typically a fun night for all

Cause as much as Ja is an idiot, I’m still hoping the young man gets in the right headspace and can just play ball

[smoky fable]

Yeah

Makes sense

[weak gull]

Hell, it’s the only fun night for pistons fans

[versed forge]

That’s crazy

[rustic ore]

Parody account

[calm mulch]

Yeah, if you read it below you will see what happened

after my msg i mean

[weak gull]

Yeah, he was just partaking in a bit of tomfoolery

[celest zephyr]

Are you a parody bucs fan account?

I Hope it’s just not on the same day

[rustic ore]

Sometimes I kinda wish I was

[celest zephyr]

Such as seeing baker as your starting qb

[smoky fable]

Well you can become one soon for your offense

All the lowlights there

The stalled drives

The turnovers

[celest zephyr]

The Bowles masterclass

As he cries when he realizes that Brady can’t bail his ass out

No Brady and no arians good luck

[dim kettle]

All I see is much of the same.

Mediocrity

[short flame]

I didn’t pick them out of spite

I’ve supported the heat for a long time I just didn’t watch because I don’t like the sport

[rustic ore]

I don’t even know what would be my ideal scenario for my Bucs this year outside of a complete tank. Firing the whole staff and starting over from scratch or hoping Canales performs well enough as OC to either warrant being kept/made the next HC

Really just all I want is a long term option at QB, cause I currently don’t see that on our roster

Anything better than that is just icing on the cake

[calm mulch]

second part of my comment still holds though

In 7 game series, the truth comes out, i was talking all that shit about the Heat losing the moment they beat the Celtics because everyone knew it would end up like this

The only game the Nuggets lost they played so bad and below the standards while the Heat shot like they were the Warriors. They were one of the worst shooting teams in the league throughout the year. The Finals showed that

If you have no size and no shooting you don't beat the Nuggets

[dim ledge]

???????

how do you support a team when you dont like a sport

wtf

what does that even mean

[short flame]

I got gifted a heat jersey as a kid

So I support them by default

Not that I care either way

[dim ledge]

[rustic mountain]

[dim kettle]

Get's to know the Heat lost and see Eichel hold the cup.

[smoky fable]

Time to see the VGK win

[rustic mountain]

Oh that reminds me

Found this special for you Sanjuan

[honest umbra]

we must have faith

[dim kettle]

Such a shame Matthew Tkachuk turned back to Flames mode this series.

[honest umbra]

tkachuk needs help

[short flame]

We’re bad but not dysfunctional

We’re simply a growing club

We develop for others to enjoy

[short flame]

He’s injured

[dim kettle]

Just like he was on the Flames.

[short flame]

Did you bring a hammer

[rustic mountain]

I bought it just for you

[short flame]

I don’t want it

I’ll throw it with all my other hockey stuff

[dim kettle]

Just like you don't want Eichel winning the cup. But here we are.

[rustic mountain]

Btw

West Edmonton Mall is fucking massive

[dim kettle]

No kidding.

[short flame]

I don’t even want to be mad anymore. I gave up on hockey as a whole. At least Phil got his cup after not missing games for such a long time

[rustic mountain]

Bro there is a whole ice rink and a water park in that thing. I saw maybe a fraction of that place

[dim kettle]

I've seen vlogs.

It's very massive.

[short flame]

I’ve seen it, looks amazing

[rustic mountain]

I even found something for us both Shadow

[short flame]

I don’t like going to the mall but that one seems cool

[short flame]

[rustic mountain]

Signed mac Jones and brady jerseys

[short flame]

No more eichel stuff please

[dim kettle]

Still selling Brady stuff. F

[rustic mountain]

Also a signed Kittle, Metcalf, and Mahomes

And for what is worth their 75% rack had nearly exclusively Dallad Cowboys merch

[short flame]

I’d buy things from retired players

[rustic mountain]

And adidas hockey jerseys for like 25 to 50 less than the nhl shop

[dim kettle]

Because no one wants Oilers stuff

[rustic mountain]

Hey now

I was meaning non oilers

I found a Coyotes blank for 145 usd

[dim kettle]

For the 2 Yote fans that travel to Edmonton

[rustic mountain]

There was like a billion places to buy Oilers stuff per the norm but like there was a couple Calgary Flames jerseys and a custom Kadri Flames hat

[dim kettle]

[short flame]

What about the mcsaucers?

[honest umbra]

tkachuk out

[dim kettle]

@rustic mountain https://twitter.com/BR_OpenIce/status/1668764719165972482?s=20

B/R Open Ice (@BR_OpenIce)

Matthew Tkachuk is OUT of the lineup for Game 5 due to an undisclosed injury

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Twitter · Jun 13, 2023, 11:38 PM

[versed forge]

Both florida teams losing in 5

[celest zephyr]

It’s all over

[calm mulch]

he doesn't, that's how it goes

https://twitter.com/shannonsharpeee/status/1668633994374815747

Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) (@shannonsharpeee)

Unc Shannon sharpe went off on Jimmy butler for saying he’s not worried about the hall of fame 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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Twitter · Jun 13, 2023, 2:58 PM

[dim kettle]

1-0 Knights

2-0

[dim ledge]

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/vegas-golden-knights-chance-go-knights-go-golden-knights-nhl-gif-16401076

[dim kettle]

Bob's stick just breaks.

What bad luck. lol

[robust grotto]

I’m happy for Vegas

They’re just a good team lol

@dim ledge lol

[dim kettle]

6 years is a long time

[robust grotto]

😂😂😂😂

[celest zephyr]

Try 50 plus years

[weak gull]

I try my best not to hate this franchise…but they make it so difficult

[smoky fable]

What are your reasons for hating them

[short flame]

Don’t try just hate

[robust grotto]

they’re genuinely a good hockey team

I didn’t want them to win their first year but at this point they’ve proved they really are one of the better teams in the league

I don’t dislike them currently but I understand the pain

[weak gull]

Simply put, I don’t like how they play

If you want me to delve into other reasons I can, but one or two of them will be nitpicked to death and I’m not tryna hear it tbh

Also 6 long years? Gimme a fucking break

I don’t like any team in Vegas atp. Tired of it really

[short flame]

I wish I could put my pain aside but seeing that dude hurts me. He gave so much suffering to me that I really can’t look past it. The only thing positive here is Phil getting a cup

[celest zephyr]

I don’t like the knights anymore but I’ve accepted them

Unfortunately

I don’t like this obsession with Vegas

Though it is funny that the nhl of all leagues beat the nba to expansion franchaises in Seattle and Vegas

[weak gull]

This, I’m tired of it

[dim kettle]

Canada hasn't won a cup in 30 years. Vegas in 6 years be like, "lol win a cup"

[weak gull]

We really putting all major 4 in the fucking state of Nevada within the span of 10 years damn near?

[short flame]

Hard to win a cup when your best teams aren’t in the league

[smoky fable]

It’s pivoting to that

[smoky fable]

I don’t know NHL so I probably wouldn’t have nitpicked it. Others would though.

[weak gull]

You’re fine. It wasn’t directed at you. Just annoyed with all things Vegas atp

[rustic mountain]

AWE LAME

Now I can't get that on ice sad pic

[dim kettle]

[short flame]

Those dirty bastards injured him

[celest zephyr]

Praying that Vegas boots the A’s out

And they get replaced by a team that actually bothers to spend money

[short flame]

[celest zephyr]

Nba for sure going to Vegas no question

[short flame]

Honestly I want the ball more than the jersey

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1668738785985675265?s=20

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_)

Hours ahead of A's fans' scheduled "reverse boycott," the Nevada state Senate has passed a $380M bill for the funding of the A's proposed new stadium in Las Vegas

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[celest zephyr]

Yeahb its lame cuz Nevada is really mostly Vegas and desert

Oh ffs they are going to go to Vegas

It’s all over

[short flame]

Are there other cities?

[celest zephyr]

Also fuck fanatics

Worst sportswear company by far

[rustic mountain]

Matthew Tkachuk is the dirtiest player on the ice hands down

Well not on rn

But this series

[celest zephyr]

What about brad marchand

[smoky fable]

Yeah they’re not good

[rustic mountain]

Marchand aint playing this series

[celest zephyr]

Yeah i typed that before i saw it

[rustic mountain]

[celest zephyr]

Not good is like calling Bally sports not good

[dim kettle]

You can get New Era caps for the NHL teams on the team store sites. The problem is if you're someone like me who wants a Flames New Era snapback but lives in the USA. You're basically paying 70 dollars with that shipping cost.

[short flame]

Because he’s dirty you’re allowed to injure him?

[celest zephyr]

Yeah nhl’s Canadian site is ass

[rustic mountain]

Didn't say that

I just wanted to clarify

The dude is hella dirty

[celest zephyr]

Tbh maybe check some stores or eBay

[rustic mountain]

But I want him on the ice because I want to watch as he watches his team lose

[celest zephyr]

Easier to buy shit in the usa

[short flame]

He still didn’t deserve to be injured

[dim kettle]

47brand sells some nice hats

[rustic mountain]

Again. Didnt say he did

Even if he would gladly injure other players

[dim kettle]

And the Knights score again

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-snoop-dogg-rabjouj-gif-21804700

[short flame]

Just like Vegas gladly injured him

[robust grotto]

What a fucking goal

[celest zephyr]

No one deserves to get injured

[rustic mountain]

Shadow

[robust grotto]

That stretch pass

Then a snipe, damn

[rustic mountain]

Did Vegas do anything to injure Tkachuk

[celest zephyr]

Tkachuk just deserves to get sent to russia

[dim kettle]

Tkachuk getting injured in the playoffs. Sounds like he never left Calgary at all.

[rustic mountain]

I haven't been able to watch since being in Edmonton

[short flame]

Unless a fellow team mate injured him

[celest zephyr]

He could just trip and get hurt?

[calm mulch]

i almost forgot this was an one piece discord server for a moment

[rustic mountain]

It doesn't have to be another player to get hurt

[celest zephyr]

Or run into a board

[dim kettle]

Yep. This game is over

[celest zephyr]

One piece? Never heard of that

[rustic mountain]

I am just curious if there has been any controversy with Vegas and injuring Tkachuk

[dim kettle]

4-1

If the game ends like that.

The funny

[calm mulch]

Sanji is a good soccer player if i'm not mistaken

[celest zephyr]

Eichiro oda????? Pfffttttt

[calm mulch]

must be it

[rustic mountain]

Because I knoe there has been beyond controversy for Tkachuk being dirty all series long

[celest zephyr]

I’ve never heard that name in my life

[short flame]

Keegan kolesar

[rustic mountain]

What about him

[short flame]

He’s the guy who injured him

[celest zephyr]

Can someone transform tkachuk into a rat so he can’t play hockey anymore?

[short flame]

No need they injured him so he can’t play anymore

[celest zephyr]

Yeah looks like he took a hit

[rustic mountain]

https://youtu.be/FF7rjdkeDgg

[short flame]

Ngl sanji would kick a guy in the first 30 seconds and get sent off

[rustic mountain]

This??

I don't see a world where this particularly dirty or anything of the sort

[calm mulch]

who is gonna send him off ? the ref is getting kicked too

[dim kettle]

Yeah, something about his collarbone. Not confirmed though.

[celest zephyr]

Dude just fell over afterwards

[short flame]

What a cheap shot

[celest zephyr]

It’s a clean hit what

[short flame]

The ref is zoro

[short flame]

That’s allowed?

[celest zephyr]

Zoro would send sanji off for exisiting

[dim kettle]

I love when people say the NHL is rigged. Like, look. If the NHL was truly rigged, the Habs would've won the cup in 2021. They're the NY Yankees of hockey.

[short flame]

They’re a team hated by the president of the nhl. The league isn’t necessarily rigged but clearly there’s work being put into helping some regions more than others

[dim kettle]

Yeah, the NHL didn't rig the Canucks choking in game 7 against Boston in the Finals all those years ago.

Or the fact that Calgary had 2 chances to beat Tampa in 04.

[dim ledge]

what region

since youre so sure

[short flame]

Canada

[dim ledge]

right

which is why bettman tried so hard to make arizona work for how long?

[short flame]

Eastern Canada

[dim ledge]

which is why he expanded to Seattle and Vegas?

[short flame]

Against eastern Canada

[dim ledge]

Again eastern Canada

see how that looks when its irrelevant to what you say?

[dim kettle]

If they were biased against eastern Canada it would contradict the OG 6 team bias the NHL has.

5-1

Yep. This is death.

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/chefs-kiss-french-chef-perfect-dish-excellent-food-perfection-gif-20341505

[dim ledge]

told yall

[rustic mountain]

Never been happier to be wrong

[short flame]

When’s the last time an og6 won a cup?

[dim kettle]

The Blackhawks like 6-7 years ago.

And that was their 3rd cup in like 4 years.

[rustic mountain]

Yep 2015 Blackhawks

But multiple og6 reps in the finals after that

[dim kettle]

Boston had their chance. Blew that. The Habs had their chance. Blew that.

Canadian teams fanbases act like so much of a victim. The puck was in the net The Canucks lose deserved a riot. The Bolts were over the cap

It was actually akward telling Flame fans that I was a Bolts fan.

It's been 19 years now. Get over it.

OMG that was an actual tip

My god.

6-1

[robust grotto]

What do you even say if you’re the Florida coach in the second intermission lol

[dim kettle]

Second place like they are in Flordia Hockey.

[robust grotto]

e z

[versed forge]

Panthers are going out sad

6-1

😳

[smoky fable]

Bolts discord got their celebration

[dim kettle]

We're all shitposing about it rn

https://fxtwitter.com/BoltsByTheBay/status/1668800448764035075?s=20

[restive vector]

1-6 💀

[celest zephyr]

Best postseason ever

Toronto wins a series

Boston gets knocked out in the first, Florida in the finals

[dim kettle]

LOL 7-1

[celest zephyr]

Brazil flashback

[stiff coyote]

naw dude, it was hella worse for Brazil lmao

[dim kettle]

Yeah, there's a Knights/Bolts fan in the Bolts Discord just shitting on all of us for mentioning that.

[stiff coyote]

losing 7-1 to germany at a world cup at home, which then germany later won

[celest zephyr]

Yeah that was brutal

[stiff coyote]

thats prob the worst game ever for anyone bro

rip brazil that year

then again, no Neymar or Thiago Silva

[dim kettle]

Eichel should really win MVP here. 3 primary assists tonight.

[robust grotto]

That’s former Hartford wolf pack Jonathan Audy Marchessault

[dim kettle]

Stone got the hatty

[robust grotto]

Party in the sin city

[dim kettle]

One word, Florida: Nuke.

Blow it up.

You arent winning with Maurice. You aren't winning with this core. You aren't winning with how mentally fragile your team is.

Just purge everything.

The person running this team needs hazard pay.

I'll tell you something rn. Flames Discord is not having it rn with the Knights winning. lol

[robust grotto]

What a score line for a cup clinching game

Def should try to find a sucker for Ekblad

[dim kettle]

Can't wait for Vegas to overpay for Hill.

[robust grotto]

Bob they’ll have to eat at some point but not yet I don’t imagine

Lmao

Phil Kessel is about to win a cup

[dim kettle]

Always have to throw Edmonton in there

[robust grotto]

Rip Edmonton

https://twitter.com/bigheadhcky/status/1668795808014278656?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Big Head Hockey (@BigHeadHcky)

Most 5v5 goals in a postseason since 2009-10:

64 — Vegas Golden Knights (this year)
60 — Los Angeles Kings (2014)
60 — Boston Bruins (2011)
58 — Colorado Avalanche (2022)
56 — St Louis Blues (2019)

Is this the best 5v5 playoff team we've seen this generation?

Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 1:41 AM

No lol thanks for asking

[dim kettle]

Well, congrats to the Knights

Nice to see a home cup win.

https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1668809181887971328?s=20

Schlasser (@UrinatingTree)

Congratulations to the lifelong fans of the Vegas Golden Knights on their first ever Stanley Cup.

They've waited a long time for this moment. Well done.

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Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 2:34 AM

[warm kestrel]

After beating the Florida Panthers 9-3 in Game 5, the Vegas Golden Knights are the 2022-23 Stanley Cup Champions! It is their 1st Stanley Cup!

[robust grotto]

Party time

Winning in Vegas, ask the caps how that went

Probably going to see great videos tonight lol

[dim kettle]

Can't wait for Phil to fill that cup with hotdogs.

[robust grotto]

GARY TIME BABY

AND THE CONN SMYTHE WINNER IS

[stiff coyote]

the only win Miami got was Messi signing lmao

congrats to VGK fans

[robust grotto]

Oh WOW

Jonathan Marchessault

Joins absolute elite company

[dim kettle]

And panther fans are now dead

[robust grotto]

Congrats to him, that’s amazing

Lord Stanley

Who will Stone pass it to first

[dim kettle]

BTW, the first undrafted player since Gretzky to do it

[stiff coyote]

🐐

[robust grotto]

Reilly Smith !

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/proud-ross-geller-gif-26132345

[robust grotto]

Yeah it’s a party tonight. What a team tbh. No goalie lmfao doesn’t matter sometimes

[rustic mountain]

The double whammy Florida sad fest

The sports gods came through this day

[robust grotto]

Going through all the og knights first

[dim ledge]

🅱️ack 🅱️eichel

[celest zephyr]

And Aidan hill wins a ring before Igor

Just as we all predicted

Congrats to those guys

Been a long damn time coming

Ah man gotta see stone hoist the cup tomorrow

[dim kettle]

BTW, that's another L for Boston. Cassidy won in the end.

[robust grotto]

Jack

Beichel

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1668819118093635586?s=20

Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC)

Jack Eichel, Stanley Cup champion

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Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 3:14 AM

PIN

[smoky fable]

Seems like a player that was long over due

[smoky fable]

You got what you wanted in the end

[calm mulch]

People saying the Nuggets should retire both Melo's 15 with Jokic are completely crazy

To do that is to say Melo had the same impact as a nuggets player as Nikola Jokic, who is not even close to done with it all

Bro can retire a Knick for all i care, 15 is Jokic's number and should be the only one that will be retired

[rustic mountain]

The best outcome of the cards dealt

[dim kettle]

Can't even be mad. They had a reverse boycott today. Fucking based.

[calm mulch]

Watching the last moments of the finals, bro... Can Adebayo set one screen that is actually legal in the sport of basketball ?

Bro is the Demon Lord of moving screens

[austere lava]

What in the hell oakland

Longest active winning streak?

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/1668829173249343489?s=20

Frank Seravalli (@frank_seravalli)

Paul Maurice said Aaron Ekblad suffered a broken foot (in the Boston series), two separate shoulder dislocations and a torn oblique.

Unbelievable.

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Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 3:54 AM

[celest zephyr]

How the hell is he able to walk

Idk man i get that players are supposed to play through shit

But by god that’s an insane amount of injuries

[sweet tree]

damn

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/miketgould/status/1668846109907886080?s=20

Mike Gould (@miketgould)

The Oilers selected first overall in 2010, 2011, 2012, and 2015.

The four players selected second overall in those four drafts have now each won the Stanley Cup.

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Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 5:01 AM

[thorn hornet]

The Transfer Window is open

Less go

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/ArsenalBuzzCom/status/1668871419931811842?s=20

Arsenal Buzz (@ArsenalBuzzCom)

🗣️| @FabrizioRomano: “Arsenal fans can rest easy - my understanding for the moment is that Jorginho is happy at Arsenal and has good chances to stay at the club, despite rumours about a reunion with Maurizio Sarri at Lazio this summer.

“Jorginho only just joined back in January…

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Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 6:42 AM

Thank God

[solid dagger]

How has Jorginho been for you?

[burnt cedar]

Average

But don’t really expect much from him

He had a few good games

But then some terrible ones too to balance it out

Id be fine if he left tbh

[calm mulch]

That's one of my concerns, the other is if he is really that stupid to move in this condition

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/Teamnewsandtix/status/1668915271342645250?s=20

Team news and ticks (@Teamnewsandtix)

Correct

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Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 9:36 AM

DO NOT

[thorn hornet]

Better than Partey

I's rather Partey leave

[proud coyote]

50 million take it or leave it

[thorn hornet]

The thing with Havertz

[burnt cedar]

No way

They’ve both fallen off anyway

[thorn hornet]

He has everything to succeed

But he's still wank

[burnt cedar]

Havertz is a 10 in a game that doesn’t play 10 anymore

Should have been like Ozil instead they got him posting up

[calm mulch]

Kendrick Perkins tried to double down on his Jokic's comments and backtrack at the same time saying it was all tough love and he was giving jokic fuel to win it all

[proud coyote]

He can be your ozil… just pay us 50 million…

[thorn hornet]

Havertz is a good dribbler, strong, tall, decent pace but every time I watch him he just looks shit.

Where is that Leverkusen goldenboy?

[calm mulch]

That's me watching any sports, if i'm watching it is horrible, if i don't the team wins

[thorn hornet]

I'd pay 25 mil max

[burnt cedar]

Havertz gotta pay me to watch him

[calm mulch]

i watched the NBA finals all the way till the second quarter, when it was half time i went away and the Nuggets came back

i'm bad luck incarnated

only felt safe watching the live again when the nuggets were up by 7

[thorn hornet]

Our priority should be Raicedo

Forward can wait

[proud coyote]

42 million… final answer……

[thorn hornet]

I bought it for 50p

[calm mulch]

Moriah Mills suspended on twitter

sad day for humanity

[calm mulch]

Where does he even fit there

[deft otter]

They just officially signed Bellingham

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/nhl/status/1668842893576925186?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Ooo I like the new graphic

https://twitter.com/skysportspl/status/1668904576756379649?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL)

The summer transfer window is officially OPEN for clubs in England and Scotland! 👀🍿

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Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 8:53 AM

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/mariEscobarPAWG/status/1668935252826378241?s=20

PME 🚭🦅🗽🇺🇸 (@mariEscobarPAWG)

Rice and Caicedo but we also sign Havertz and Castagne

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Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 10:55 AM

@hasty basin Kluviert

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/br_openice/status/1668936490435633152?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[chilly flare]

https://twitter.com/mikegolicjr/status/1668821764359749633?s=46&t=5rvyrYo0vGxfpJknEwN5tw

Mike Golic Jr (@mikegolicjr)

dude was out there with a broken chest.

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Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 3:24 AM

Hockey players are different man

[robust grotto]

Casual hockey W

Also my favorite time of the Hockey calendar is here !! The first few weeks of offseason baby. Gonna be a fun few weeks between draft and FA

[chilly flare]

Good luck to your team Lunik3 (I think it’s the rangers iirc). I hope they make the right moves to get over the hump

[weak gull]

I don’t

[robust grotto]

They won’t but it’s okay ❤️

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/OptaFranz/status/1667937280164601856?s=20

OptaFranz (@OptaFranz)

16 – Haris Tabakovic erzielte seit dem 10. Februar 2023, dem Frühjahrsauftakt der österreichischen Bundesliga, 16 Ligatore. Nur Kylian Mbappé (16) erzielte im Vergleichszeitraum in den Top 10 der europäischen Ligen auch so viele Tore. Treffsicher. #FAKALU

Twitter · Jun 11, 2023, 4:50 PM

We better get this guy to switch to Bosnian citizenship

[hasty basin]

I don't like him that much

Valencia one of the only teams I watched

In La liga so

Failed talent hanging onto the last straw

I hope we get Le Fee

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1668960150693003265?s=46&t=V-FYbVnsgTbrgHav7jZsiw

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Chelsea are tracking Villarreal striker Nicolas Jackson, confirmed — as called by @NizaarKinsella. He’s one of many strikers in list. 🔵 #CFC

RB Leipzig, Milan and more Premier League clubs are also interested, no decision at this stage.

Understand release clause is €35m.

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Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 12:34 PM

I'm going to kill myself

[chilly flare]

https://twitter.com/fm1_3316/status/1668659896131174401?s=46&t=5rvyrYo0vGxfpJknEwN5tw

Matt³³⁺¹⁶ | 🇨🇦RACE WEEK🇨🇦 (@FM1_3316)

Me when Max and Charles went side-by-side into turn 1 at Suzuka last year

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Twitter · Jun 13, 2023, 4:41 PM

[unborn sandal]

they made Bellingham to Madrid official https://www.realmadrid.com/en/news/2023/06/14/official-announcement-bellingham

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/1668982102560235521?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Chris Johnston (@reporterchris)

The #pens have hired Jason Spezza as assistant GM.

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Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 2:01 PM

Called it lol

[celest zephyr]

Der Pittsburgh Maple leafs

What’s next? They trade for William nylander?

Trevling acquires some trash players who are physical and have grit

Oh god I can think of it happening right now

The penguins sign goalie Erik kallgren to a three year 6 mill deal that’s worth up to 7 mill with incentives

[weak gull]

Long as they don’t try and call me

[celest zephyr]

Detroit fan Vinny signed to an elc

[dim kettle]

Vinny. You are a Pittsburgh Penguin.

https://fxtwitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1668844069538131970?s=20

And this is how we create painkiller addictions.

[celest zephyr]

Fuck Paul Maurice

Tkachuk and Ekblad so banged up

Yet they still played

Gotta fix the culture around the nhl

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1668838863538618368?s=20

Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC)

Paul Maurice revealed post-game that Matthew Tkachuk fractured his sternum in Game 3. Also: Aaron Ekblad played through a broken foot, popping his shoulder twice and tearing his oblique. He said some players may not be ready for the start of next season

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Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 4:32 AM

They aren’t going to be ready for next season????

The fuck are they doing playing then

[weak gull]

Genuinely, I’d retire

[robust grotto]

Bro that’s every team, every year

Nothing special to Florida. Every cup run is like this @celest zephyr hockey is just next level

[dim kettle]

Fucking Killorn last year decided to play with a fresh rod put in his ankle.

And Cirelli had to be dressed by Maroon.

He didn't play for while early this past season.

[robust grotto]

@hasty basin sounds like we’re playing each other opening week, you guys are home

Liverpool Luton lol @dim ledge how does this happen every year bruh

[dim ledge]

Source I beg

[dim ledge]

[hexed galleon]

At Anfield or away

[burnt cedar]

@thorn hornet ornstein bomb https://twitter.com/david_ornstein/status/1669000734904401923?s=46&t=f1kbvW4GQKymhAZZRV6J5Q

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Arsenal have made proposal to sign Kai Havertz. Pursuit ramped up in recent days; contact with Chelsea & 24yo. #FCBayern also keen. 2yrs left so #CFC ideally renew/sell
➕ #AFC planning formal offer to West Ham for Declan Rice soon @TheAthleticFC #WHUFC https://t.co/kV4wznmT5e

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Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 3:15 PM

[thorn hornet]

Orny bomba

I feel very ill

I don't doubt Artetas talent id but thats too much money

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1669002478086414336?s=20

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Arsenal are in talks to sign Kai Havertz after positive contacts on player side — he’s keen on the move. 🚨⚪️🔴 #AFC

Chelsea want around £75m for Havertz now, Arsenal will not pay that amount.

⛔️ Real Madrid talks currently off.

⏳ Arsenal priority: bid for Declan Rice soon.

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Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 3:22 PM

We're going to fund them for Caicedo

[smoky fable]

That’s a lot of money

[thorn hornet]

I fucking hate this lmao

[burnt cedar]

Kroenke finally remembering we exist

[thorn hornet]

I was slandering Jorginho for months and he joins us

I was calling Havertz a donkey and this happens

[burnt cedar]

Say you hate Mbappe

[smoky fable]

Arsenal’s the only team that hasn’t won in his collection. He’s aiming to fix that. Maybe

[thorn hornet]

Mbappe is wasting oxygen on God's green earth

[dim ledge]

£75????????

For HAVERTZ????

[thorn hornet]

I also can't stand Caicedo lmao fuck that guy 😉

[thorn hornet]

We're fucking loaded

Warchest opened

[burnt cedar]

Been collecting dust for 10 years

[thorn hornet]

Castagne 15
Caicedo 70
Rice 100
Havertz 60

[burnt cedar]

Still need a cb

[thorn hornet]

FFP please turn a blind eye

[thorn hornet]

Tapsoba or Simakan

Holding 1 year extension

Havertz and Jesus as striker options holy shit

Missing 6 chances before finally scoring

I don't see anyone paying more than 40 mil for Havertz

Chelsea have until 30.6 to balance out the books

Their move

[deft otter]

Why are arsenal even trying to get havertz when they need a goal scorer

[nimble onyx]

Exactly

[thorn hornet]

Fuck around find out

Maybe Arteta unlocks him

[sweet tree]

oh man

[hasty basin]

Interesting match tbf

It's good I like it

[burnt cedar]

We scored 88 league goals last year

We’re not desperate for goal scorers

[deft otter]

Football is not that predictable everyone played good for u last season

[burnt cedar]

You might as well say that for all teams then

City should sign a striker too

[honest umbra]

Wait another one?

[burnt cedar]

Martinelli and Saka will continue to develop

Jesus was injured for half the season

[honest umbra]

They already have Haaland and alvarez

[deft otter]

That’s city playing like haaland and kdb are literally world class

[burnt cedar]

And we only had Trossard for the other half

I’m not worried about us scoring

[honest umbra]

Arsenal need Rice

[burnt cedar]

And Saka and Martinelli aren’t far off being world class

[deft otter]

It’s only been one season relax 😂

[burnt cedar]

One season for you

Been clear they’d be world class since they broke through

[honest umbra]

Hasn’t Haaland only been at city one season too

[deft otter]

Even still the difference big team always strengthen even when they’re doing good

[burnt cedar]

And we are

Other concerning areas

Goals isn’t one of them

[robust grotto]

OMFG LOL

[fluid moat]

What why did Burnley change their badge

What’s with premier league teams valuing their average players for absurd prices

[deft otter]

Your gonna need more goals if u want to win the league trust

[fluid moat]

Meanwhile we might sell Chiesa for 40 mil 🥴

[deft otter]

I kind of like it u know

[fluid moat]

They just changed the color and makes it worse

[fluid moat]

Well I guess it’s just Chelsea

[thorn hornet]

No shit

[hasty mesa]

https://youtu.be/7xlXTW5CuPY

[robust grotto]

I hope this is real

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/oilersaccess/status/1669005869001097217?s=20

Oilers Access (@oilersaccess)

Ken Holland says Noah Philp will be retiring from hockey for personal reasons. Philp was a pending RFA and was offered a two year contract from the Oilers. In his rookie AHL season, he recorded 19-18-37 in 70 games.

Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 3:36 PM

Only 24.

[weak gull]

I’m interested in this, hope they are honest about QB hit rules all around though

The nfl doesn’t have 32 good qbs, so of course they protect them more than needed in many instances. But they never actually say that

Hell, idk if I’d call 20 of them good even

[hasty mesa]

Roughing the passer has good intentions

The problem is stuff like this:

https://youtu.be/GI-EfJRvalk

[weak gull]

If anything that’s fucking grounding

[hasty mesa]

This was the wild card game

I was livid watching this live

That’s as pure as a sack as it gets. Ball in hand still

Maybe the face mask thing

Daboll was pissed too

Point being, roughing the passer is fine

But don’t reverse a sack just because something looked weird

[dim kettle]

The current way the rule is is fucking stupid and the refs are very inconsistent with calling it and the NFL knows it too.

[sweet tree]

dang didn't know Bellingham had a lil bro playing

[weak gull]

It wasn’t a face mask though. It’s probably because of where the arm contacts, but that’s completely incidental

[hasty mesa]

Yeah that’s what I meant

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/eurofootcom/status/1669002091401035778?t=VJEoSHtjKFVux0xDJ8ZXrw&s=19

EuroFoot (@eurofootcom)

The Bellingham brothers on the move today...

Jude Bellingham (19) to Real Madrid ☑️
Jobe Bellingham (17) to Sunderland ☑️

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Twitter · Jun 14, 2023, 3:21 PM

[weak gull]

Yeah. I watched it live too, made no sense

[hasty mesa]

We beat them anyway

[weak gull]

It’s fine, but it’s in the “what’s a catch territory now” no consistency and true definition

Calvin caught that ball vs the bears btw

[dim kettle]

Vintage Kid Cousins throwing a checkdown on 4th and 10.

[hasty mesa]

Kirk tried to explain himself later

Something something no one was open

Probs to Giants secondary for limiting JJ

Too bad Vikings had like 3 solid receivers

Osborn, Hockenson

[weak gull]

Kirk kills me. If nobody is open, in do or die you go to whoever is in single coverage and beyond the line you need

[dim kettle]

Too bad the Vikings have a bad defense that the team tried to ignore until Danny Dimes threw 300 yards on them.

[hasty mesa]

Beautiful game for Dimes

[weak gull]

Not take a check down 8+ fucking yards away from the sticks

[hasty mesa]

Sadly…. Eagles

Which will be the same story this year

[weak gull]

Giants just can’t keep up with them man

[hasty mesa]

We get to wild card and can potentially win it depending on who our opponent is

[dim kettle]

That's why I always call him Kid Cousins. Dude cannot become a man when it matters most.

[hasty mesa]

And then lose in divisional to one of Eagles or 49ers

Such will be the story until 2024+

[weak gull]

Not even playcalling, it’s the talent to me for them vs the eagles. They just look like a bad matchup for them

[hasty mesa]

Eagles have talent across the deck

We’re just getting back on our feet

In a new era

At best we can play for no. 2 in the division

[weak gull]

They do, very few teams give them a tough matchup in the nfc imo

[hasty mesa]

I have them winning 10

[weak gull]

Those RPOs are so difficult to defend too and they fucking love ‘em

[dim kettle]

We're gonna see what happens this year. But I said it after the extensions. We may or may not look at the 2022 season as some kind of mistake for the Giants.

[hasty mesa]

I have confidence in the team

We added nice pieces

Things are coming along on every front but Barkley

[celest zephyr]

Next level scary man. This shit is wild what people play through. Guess it’s all worth it for a cup

[weak gull]

That’s a major piece though

[celest zephyr]

You don’t need a top tier rb

So they are fine

Plus Barkley has been so banged up throughout his career

CMC is great but if he wasn’t there the 49ers would just keep on rolling

[dim kettle]

I don't rate Barkley as high as a lot of others do, but he was a big part of that offense last year.

Basically was him and Jones' legs last season.

[weak gull]

Seriously, he was massive

Him coming back into form was why they were that good for the most part

[hasty mesa]

We’re prob getting him back tho

It’s just drama rn

[weak gull]

I agree Kimmy, RB isn’t highly important. But Barkley isn’t the average RB

And the scheme worked that well due to him being a true every down back again. Pass pro, pass catch, between tackle, outside tackles, everything

[weak gull]

He should go back, I agree

[hasty mesa]

Barkley helps a lot and would do even more this year

Picturing DJ’s legs, Barkley and Waller as weapons is lovely

I also dream of Danny Dimes showing his deep ball for touchdowns from Jalin Hyatt

But that may not be now

[weak gull]

Walker gotta learn to stay healthy though

[celest zephyr]

Honestly that reminds me more of how the 49ers play kittle

Than a typical rb

[hasty mesa]

Yeah I’m assuming a healthy Waller which may be naive

But we’ll see

[celest zephyr]

They run kittle damn near everywhere

[dim kettle]

The Giants this upcoming season I really do have that doubt going into them. They have good chance regardless because the state of the NFC. But I just have it in my mind that the season review for the Giants will be named smoke and mirrors.

[celest zephyr]

Idk i think they’ll be about where they were last year

[weak gull]

Waller would be the ideal 3rd down weapon

Sad state of affairs when Richie James ranked as your best 3rd down weapon last year

[celest zephyr]

I think that team might be the vikings

[robust grotto]

Your name gets etched into silver for the rest of mankind. No one can take it away from you. It’s better than a ring or a team medal

[hasty mesa]

Our WR room still doesn’t have that elite guy

But hey

WR1 Waller lol

[celest zephyr]

Yeah even the old rings are still stored away

[hasty mesa]

And Slayton and Hodgins are solid

[celest zephyr]

Hey coming from aguy who’s best wr is used more as a rb than a wideout its fine

Nah with jimmy on the team he was the best clutch guy at getting third downs

[weak gull]

I’ve always been high on slayton, but he never has fully came into his own

[celest zephyr]

Qb sneak maestro

[dim kettle]

Many things to consider going into this upcoming season. You have assume and believe that 1: Barkely doesn't get hurt long term, 2: Jones doesn't regress, and 3: Teams don't figure them out from last year.

[weak gull]

And toney was a waste of a pick, and I knew he would be

[celest zephyr]

Jones is just average he’ll be fine

Barkley is the real X factor

[hasty mesa]

Jones hasn’t shown his ceiling I 100% believe that

[celest zephyr]

Tbh the nfc is weak af

Even if teams do they’ll make it

Just gotta tread water in their divison

And vs the nfc west

[dim kettle]

Many saying Baker on the Bucs makes them losers. Why isn't the same being said to Jones? I refuse to see how he's so much better

[celest zephyr]

I don’t believe jones is a better qb though

Guys like him and baker just add to a team

[weak gull]

Jones > Baker

Easy. More tools and more confidence

[celest zephyr]

If its a good team they keep it good

If its bad they don’t elevate it

[hasty mesa]

I see Jones above Baker and Kirk

[weak gull]

Not above Kirk

[celest zephyr]

I don’t think he’s that much better its just situation

[hasty mesa]

Yes above Kirk

Literally because of that one drive vs the Packers

[celest zephyr]

Baker isn’t going to carry that shitty ass Bucs team taht’s why its a dumb choice

I’d rather develop a qb than roll out a mediocre one if my team is trash

[weak gull]

Not above Kirk. Kirk is better than jones in every facet right now

[hasty mesa]

I trust Jones to win a game more than Kirk maybe is a better way of putting it

[celest zephyr]

Arguing over guys who are the same tier as jimmy g

[weak gull]

I can see that, but that’s more credit to daboll than anything

[hasty mesa]

Fair

[weak gull]

Kirk is not the same tier as Jimmy g lol

[celest zephyr]

Really is Kirk that much above average lol

[hasty mesa]

In general I think Jones has shown he can do more than what the past 4 years have shown

The Giants believe that clearly

[dim kettle]

Kirk shows signs that he's a great QB against bad teams. Jimmy G across the board no matter who he faces is just average.

[weak gull]

I don’t think y’all know kirks actual stats

[hasty mesa]

I know his team

[weak gull]

He is a good chunk above average

[celest zephyr]

Oh i do know and i also know the vikings

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/carpenterr33/status/1668967853817462784?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Lmao Jack Eichel 🤝 Jack Grealish … being absolutely hammered

[hasty mesa]

Kirk and Jones seem similar in caliber while Kirk has a generational WR and a solid room beyond that, while Jones throws to practice squad guys

I may just be underinformed ab Kirk but

[celest zephyr]

Nah that seems reasonable

I consider him similar to dak

[hasty mesa]

Again, I think Kirk has his ceiling and Jones can go higher

Also I want to throw in that beyond Jones, the Giants are slowly building an insane D-Line

[celest zephyr]

To be completely honest, i really don’t see that being better. if he’s truly a cut above, then shouldn’t he be at least above average against playoff teams

Oh wow he can beat trash

[hasty mesa]

Just don’t look at our safety or linebacker room

[celest zephyr]

Congrats idon’t see how you win a ring that way

[dim kettle]

Jones has legs. But the dude hasn't even once thrown for almost 4K yards. Could be no receivers problem. But year 5, gotta show it. He does it this year, we have a discussion.

[hasty mesa]

Fair enough

[celest zephyr]

And really for some teams that’s more of a discipline issue than anything else

[hasty mesa]

This year is a prove it year but there is not prove it since Danny has his money

It’s weird

[celest zephyr]

I don’t like jimmy but on a playoff team I’d rather a consistently average qb than a guy who vanishes in the playoffs

[hasty mesa]

More so prove to the NFL at large that we didn’t just make a huge mistake

[celest zephyr]

Meh that’s the price for any above average qb rn

Really ain’t worth it but you also can’t do anything’

[dim kettle]

I think the only problem that comes with DJ is he was picked 6th overall in 2019. Lucky enough to get a decent QB in this league, but you're looking for a good-great QB in that position. The all-mighty Dave Gettleman special.

[hasty mesa]

If we get back to playoffs and do well and other QBs start getting larger contracts

The 40mil will look better

You know who I think is gonna become a huge NFC contender

Seahawks

[dim kettle]

Depends if Geno proves it wasn't just a one year wonder.

[hasty mesa]

I don’t think he is

There’s something there

But we’ll see

[dim kettle]

We'll see.

[fluid moat]

70 mil for Mount and Havertz LMAO

[dim kettle]

Tommy Maddox was basically put in similar spot in Pittsburgh in 2002

[celest zephyr]

I don’t believe he isn’t

Low risk contract tbh. They could just offload him if he sucks

[weak gull]

I do think Geno is more of a one year wonder than jones but I like his situation more rn

[hasty basin]

Newcastle is trying to sign Barella

For 50M

What can I say the money is coming thru

[unborn sandal]

another zzzity in the making

[fluid moat]

Nooooo

They’ll get SMS if that happens

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/PiersUncensored/status/1668997095968194563?s=20

Piers Morgan Uncensored (@PiersUncensored)

TONIGHT: Arsenal and Ukraine star Oleksandr Zinchenko calls for all Russian and Belarusian athletes to be banned from top level sport, including Wimbledon.

Watch more of Piers Morgan's interview with him tonight at 8pm.

@piersmorgan | @TalkTV | #PMU

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You're so stupid holy shit

Piers Morgan interview

Arsenal are going to turn a blind eye on this

If this was Ozil it would be different

[deft otter]

That’s extremely dumb u can’t punish someone for being from Russia

[hasty basin]

Guess it's more about representing them but yeah

[thorn hornet]

Why ruin someones career when some of the players aren't even supporting the invasion

I love Zinny but fucking hell he's making himself look like an idiot with thus statement

[celest zephyr]

What a clown

Just absurd really

Like i get if they don’t use their flag but to straight up be banned is ludicrous

https://www.si.com/nba/suns/analysis/former-phoenix-suns-monty-williams-decision-coach-detroit-pistons-reaches-far-beyond-basketball

Weaver really a class act

[burnt cedar]

This guy is so annoying

[weak gull]

Saw this story, I really do like weaver just as much as I like Holmes here and I am hoping things work out how we think they will

[smoky fable]

There will be improvements next season. Not sure about playoffs, but Monty is good in these types of teams.

[celest zephyr]

They will be a play in team

After that who knows

[weak gull]

We aren’t expecting playoffs, most around the pistons community just want 30 wins rn

[celest zephyr]

Probably first round exit if they make it

Oh 30 easy if they don’t have injuries

[weak gull]

If we can hit that, we will be happy with the progress. And Monty works well with young teams. Why they got him

[celest zephyr]

The tanklando magic got 34

[smoky fable]

I was surprised at how much they wanted him. The fact that they threw the bag at him just shows

[celest zephyr]

The dog water hornets got 27

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/sinbinvegas/status/1669042242911375365?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

SinBin.vegas (@SinBinVegas)

Multiple sources have confirmed the initial plans for the Stanley Cup Champions parade are scheduled for Saturday at 7PM down the Las Vegas Strip.

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Bro that is SO FUCKING COOL

Vegas on Saturday night is going to be the biggest party of the year

[weak gull]

I was shocked at first, but the fit is pretty perfect for us. So I understand it

[celest zephyr]

F1 is going to be on Saturday night also

[robust grotto]

THIS SATURDAY???

[celest zephyr]

So that’s going to be electric

[robust grotto]

BRO WHAT

[celest zephyr]

Oh not this one

[robust grotto]

oh

[celest zephyr]

But another one Hahahah

[robust grotto]

I was about to say

That would be unbelievable

[celest zephyr]

Races are usually Sunday afternoon or night

[robust grotto]

Right right

Same with parades !! Always during the day

Never at 7 pm at night bro

[celest zephyr]

Yeah that’s wild

[robust grotto]

Vegas going extra mile to be different

So fucking cool idc

[celest zephyr]

It’ll be fun

[robust grotto]

If I was loaded I would rent the private jet and be there for that one

[celest zephyr]

Going to be busy at f1 actually in Montreal

[robust grotto]

Oh nice, are you going?

[celest zephyr]

Yessir

[robust grotto]

Dudes lesgo! Hope for nice weather

[rustic ore]

Oh I don't think I mentioned it yet, but grats to Vegas for getting their first chip the other day

[celest zephyr]

Get to see max domination live

Yeah hopefully

Not going to be fun if it rains

[rustic ore]

6 years from inception has to be the fastest we've seen an expansion team with the Cup in decades right?

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1669055117591453722?s=46

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Bills HC Sean McDermott tells reporters Stefon Diggs was excused from practice yesterday after things reached a point "where they needed a break."

McDermott says they're now in a great spot after further talks. He wants to keep all the conversations internal.

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@rustic mountain

Looks like tensions in Buffalo

[rustic ore]

It has to be about money

[smoky fable]

It probably is considering his age.

He’s 29

[rustic ore]

I couldn't possibly think of any other big issues it might be

[smoky fable]

And wants that last pay day

[rustic ore]

He'd be a fool to force his way out, Buffalo is a contender rn with Allen

[smoky fable]

Frustrations about the offense can be hashed out easily. Money talks long

[smoky fable]

For some reason…… I don’t think they’ll win the AFC.

I just don’t see it

[rustic ore]

It's all on their defense imo, Allen and their O can score points easily enough (when he's not turning the ball over at critical moments ) but their D vanishes too much when they need them to be clutch

Really curious how they're gonna look with Frazier not there calling plays anymore

[smoky fable]

Do they have a star on that defense that people know?

[rustic ore]

Von

Tre White when he's healthy

[smoky fable]

Yeah but he got hurt and is coming off that knee injury

[rustic ore]

Arguably Milano

[smoky fable]

But has he recovered his form to that level?

Seemed shaky

[celest zephyr]

Better hopefully

[rustic ore]

I mean for their sake he better have

[smoky fable]

I’d agree, but he also has injury concerns

[celest zephyr]

Frazier just spammed the same defense

[rustic ore]

It's now going on a year+ since he had his ACL surgery

If he's not back by now he might be cooked

[celest zephyr]

He will be aight

[smoky fable]

And corner is one of the toughest positions to play

[celest zephyr]

A year+ is plenty of time to recover

Won’t be as explosive though

But if he’s close to what he was he’ll be fine

Just they might need to find another difference maker at corner

[rustic ore]

I liked Elam at UF but I'm biased cause I want all UF guys to succeed in the league (if they're not POS off the field of course)

[hasty mesa]

Allen needs to be a closer

[rustic ore]

So fingers crossed he develops well

[hasty mesa]

He’s getting close but

[rustic ore]

Dude is legit Brett Favre 2.0

Brings all the highs and lows with him

[hasty mesa]

I can’t blame him when your playoff run eventually hits the Bengals or Chiefs

[celest zephyr]

Hahaha f1 with such a wonky schedule for Vegas

[rustic ore]

Know people wanted to comp Mahomes to him but Mahomes is wayyy smarter with the football than Favre ever was

[smoky fable]

Oh yeah Gabe Davis has to be better for them.

He had that playoff game and just stagnated

[rustic ore]

Yeah he shat the bed bad last year

[celest zephyr]

Mahomes reminds me more of Rodgers

Burrow idk I’d go Bree’s

[hasty mesa]

Mahomes doesn’t remind me of anyone tbh

He’s a weird breed

[celest zephyr]

Accurate consistent guy without the arm

[rustic ore]

Dude is a unicorn

Legit changed the game

[celest zephyr]

Nah he’s kinda the same mould as Rodgers imo

[smoky fable]

Paired with a great offensive coach and a HOF tight end

Hill helped too

[hasty mesa]

Rodgers with pocket sense? I guess

[rustic ore]

Rodgers was injury prone and choked in the playoffs too much

[smoky fable]

Perfect situation

[celest zephyr]

Yeah but in terms of play style

[rustic ore]

Burrow is Brady 2.0 to me

[hasty mesa]

Kelce and Reid help ofc but every great usually has good accent pieces

[rustic ore]

Dude is ice cold

[hasty mesa]

Burrow is so cool

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I can see that

[hasty mesa]

I want him to get a ring

[celest zephyr]

Bengals are fun

[rustic ore]

Same

[hasty mesa]

For the Bengals

[celest zephyr]

Probably my second team

[hasty mesa]

They deserve it tbh

[rustic ore]

Eman I'm gonna miss you being in staff btw

[celest zephyr]

Joe burrow and chase got them into shape

Everyone retiring

[hasty mesa]

Twas a good run

[rustic ore]

Getting new blood tomorrow apparently

[celest zephyr]

Oh shit lmao

[hasty mesa]

That’s fun

[rustic ore]

Let the hazing begin

[celest zephyr]

Buc the senpai

[smoky fable]

It’s so weird to see you without it

[celest zephyr]

It’s okay if it’s me I can just spam bucs and magic memes

[hasty mesa]

I like the retired staff role though

Makes me feel like a vet

[celest zephyr]

I’ll do it regardless

It’s fun yeh

[rustic ore]

Still think there should be a retired staff only chat room

But that's just me

[celest zephyr]

Same

I think that’d be fun

[smoky fable]

You’re not retired staff though

[celest zephyr]

Might get someone who becomes staff just to retire the same day

Buc preparing to retire tomorrow

[hasty mesa]

But yeah I want Joey Brr to get the trophy

[celest zephyr]

Got to prepare for the next bucs season

[hasty mesa]

Then put him on a madden cover instead of Allen

[rustic ore]

i'm already getting the alcohol ready

[hasty mesa]

I’m mad because I think Madden 24 should’ve been the Kelce brothers

On the cover

[celest zephyr]

For sure

[robust grotto]

Uhhhh… possibly the Marlins

[hasty mesa]

Maybe the Super Bowl happened too late

[rustic ore]

That would've been fun

[celest zephyr]

Yeah bucks did it faster

[hasty mesa]

Or they’re just biased to QBs

[celest zephyr]

But that was like 1970

[robust grotto]

Ah, I’m late to the convo lol

Good research my guys

[rustic ore]

They should've put it to a fan vote

[hasty mesa]

I don’t want to see Mahomes on another Madden cover unless he begins a back to back dynasty

[smoky fable]

Marlins for hockey or baseball

[celest zephyr]

Should have put Daniel jones

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

[smoky fable]

I didn’t even know the Marlins had a hockey team

[rustic ore]

Kelce deserves one before he retires, think Gronk is the only TE to ever be on the cover

[celest zephyr]

They don’t

[hasty mesa]

Lol the only Giant worthy of being on a Madden cover is Barkley or back in the day OBJ

[celest zephyr]

Kelce hugging Reid

[smoky fable]

If it’s the fastest MLB team, then it’s the Dbacks

[celest zephyr]

Odell really went out with a bang

Td in the sb

[smoky fable]

The Knights just beat them out with 3 seasons compared to their 4 seasons

[rustic ore]

Oh shit I can't believe I forgot, how AD has never been on the cover is insane

Greatest DT of all time

[celest zephyr]

He’d scare too many people

[hasty mesa]

What was the madden after the Rams bowl