sports

[fluid moat]

Fantastic

Dybala lmao

[hasty basin]

Woopsies

DYBALA NO WAY

[fluid moat]

No Europa league

Di Maria you need to get air on that

The season is over

It’s time to learn Arabic buddy

This is what they get for kicking out Dybala

[simple seal]

Rangers offense

[sweet tree]

joaquins last game too

damn

[dim kettle]

Somehow will fall by September because Rangers.

[thorn hornet]

Thats an outrageus goal

Football terrorists Verona are relegated

[hasty basin]

For the hat trick is crazy too

Got a hatty with no pens

• an assist

Crazy performance

[thorn hornet]

Ibras farewell rn

[hasty basin]

Rip

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1665469667857641473?t=cIKzKmuP7D_3u87p065uBQ&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 BREAKING: Zlatan Ibrahimović has now decided to retire from professional football with immediate effect.

Incredible player, incredible icon. 🦁👋🏻

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Twitter · Jun 4, 2023, 9:24 PM

Gone so young

[sweet tree]

he retired

yeah I was just gonna post that lol

[fluid moat]

Damn

[short flame]

Good retirement legend

[fluid moat]

Everything from the last generation is hitting us all at once this season

[short flame]

Football retired from zlatan

[thorn hornet]

end of a fucking era

Wait what

I tought Verona went down

[fluid moat]

I think they are?

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge

I’m so very glad we got to see Zlatan once man

[fluid moat]

Can Sky Sport shut the fuck up

Why are they saying Allegri is staying

[thorn hornet]

Watching Zlatan cry is fucking sad

[simple seal]

Fuckin Judge lol

[short flame]

Never thought this day would come

[dim ledge]

Djoker please stop

[simple seal]

https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/0cc6ef39-c72f-4e9e-ba9f-761c1e6078d5.mp4

Red Sox fielding lmfao

[dim kettle]

Such a little league throw.

[rustic mountain]

It's hell I tell you hell

[celest zephyr]

What is up with this team

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/why-cant-you-just-be-normal-youre-weird-stop-it-chill-out-wtf-gif-12213994

[dim ledge]

Fucking goat

[calm mulch]

almost forgot there is a game today

[novel slate]

Most boring finals due to how good the nuggets are

[undone lion]

wow looks like miami is going to shut out the nuggets (it is 7-0)

didnt last 😔

[desert palm]

https://www.youtube.com/live/UdeXL88VjFQ?feature=share

[desert palm]

Highly recommend you guys watch at 2:48:55!

[short flame]

14-7

[undone lion]

21-10 now

very early but i appreciate this

[unborn sandal]

I just arrived to home and saw the news

[versed forge]

That boy strus cooking

[unborn sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/football-goal-players-gif-9158761

[calm mulch]

Denver losing wtf

someone that was watching explain to me why pls

[undone lion]

hopefully it holds

denver started really slow offensively

K Love starting for Miami he's been solid so far on defense

also max strus has made four threes

[calm mulch]

braun has ice in his veins

[undone lion]

alright solid quarter

[calm mulch]

bro..

braun reads the future or some shit

how many interceptions

[short flame]

Zlatan played football like if it was karate. Just an absolute perfect control of his body. What a beast

[calm mulch]

16-3 run for denver 💀

[undone lion]

yeah

that's fine

[honest umbra]

yea

it’s over isn’t it?

[calm mulch]

miami forgot to play basketball in the second quarter

[calm mulch]

nah, tooth and nail

[undone lion]

it is early in the second quarter

and a four point game

those were some bad miami turnovers tho

[calm mulch]

braun was being a pest

can't lazy pass like that

[formal breach]

That lead was short lived

Went downhill since strus sat

[versed forge]

Yikes miami

What is going on with these turnovers

Not looking great..

[honest umbra]

Drip we both know what’s happening

[versed forge]

Yeah miami is cooked

[undone lion]

miami bench getting cooked

[versed forge]

Hate to see it

[calm mulch]

bro

10 point lead already

like i said, miami forgot how to playt in the second quarter

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-gif-26415146

[calm mulch]

finally a 3

[unborn sandal]

in the reddit thread someone put this absurd pass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nlbfsMoTwM

[versed forge]

Another bad pass oof

[calm mulch]

the lights are too bright for the heat

[versed forge]

No shot miami gets swept

[undone lion]

man

[formal breach]

That was way too long to have jimmy and strus out

[versed forge]

Man fr

[undone lion]

can we go back to the first quarter

[short flame]

So casual

[undone lion]

well

[calm mulch]

Jamal Murray got another hicky before the match

[undone lion]

fine yes miami is cooked

[calm mulch]

that's why he playing like this

[undone lion]

not having fun

[calm mulch]

miami's bench geting devoured

and the Nuggets remembered they can hit 3s too

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/dude-this-is-awesome-stan-marsh-south-park-s11e13-season11ep13guitar-queer-o-gif-21152928

[shrewd moss]

heat sucks

[nimble onyx]

L

[calm mulch]

Jamal Murray is Jimmy butler but actually good

[shrewd moss]

wait zlatan retired?

[nimble onyx]

The nuggets are just that good

[undone lion]

i do not like you for this message

[nimble onyx]

[short flame]

yeah

[calm mulch]

allow me the slander while i can

lol

[undone lion]

lmao

[rustic mountain]

They hate amaimon because he speaks the truth

[versed forge]

Himmy buckets 🔥

3

[undone lion]

jimmy three! we're back

[calm mulch]

Jimmy actually been playing not that well since game 3 against the celtics though

maybe he is injured

or really fucking tired

[rustic mountain]

Or maybe someone watched some tape and changed their defense

Who knows

[undone lion]

yeah because there wasn't enough playoff tape on jimmy and the heat

[rustic mountain]

All I know is I am enjoying the Jimmy Butler downfall here

[versed forge]

Oh wow joker

He’s here

[calm mulch]

BRAUN DUNK ????

[weak gull]

Jimmy just off doubt any amount of tape is changing the already known playstyle lol

[calm mulch]

Okay, now miami is bricking like im game 1

what is happening

[rustic mountain]

I mean that works for me

[calm mulch]

they give us hope to do this ?

[rustic mountain]

I don't care what it is, I am just enjoying it

[undone lion]

go on another run miami pls

[calm mulch]

He looks really passive

he is probably just tired af

[undone lion]

it's so weird

[weak gull]

Exactly what I was typing

[calm mulch]

went ballistic agaisnt the celtics

[rustic mountain]

For 3 games

[calm mulch]

now is not even looking at the rim

most of the time

[weak gull]

Put in Haslem

[undone lion]

and tbf he is a solid playmaker

[weak gull]

Change the momentum of this series

[undone lion]

but yeah jimmy been off

[calm mulch]

If Haslem plays Denver gotta put DeAndre Jordan too

[weak gull]

Ish smith lob to deandre Jordan is all I need

[undone lion]

close calls not going miami's way either

not a complaint fwiw

[calm mulch]

Love doing his part

[versed forge]

OHHH

Vincent 🔥

[weak gull]

Yes?

[calm mulch]

Bruce Brown just lost his contract extension

[versed forge]

[undone lion]

love when miami runs the "take advantage of a player dribbiling off their foot" offense

shoutout jaylen brown

[versed forge]

Nuggets don't give up leads like the celtics

[honest umbra]

10 pt game

[undone lion]

i would like them to

[calm mulch]

closest thing to inconsistency in the Nuggets is MPJ

[versed forge]

Fr that would be great

Need a miami W tonight

[calm mulch]

wtf was that view

they playing in the god's palace

[versed forge]

Lol

9 pt game

[calm mulch]

Braun running the PG

that's what miami does to a mf

Strus is Steph Curry

KCP knows that

[versed forge]

Let strus cook fr

[calm mulch]

7 point lead

[versed forge]

Nice

[honest umbra]

Y’all want a long series?

[calm mulch]

i want 7 games if possible

as always

[versed forge]

Depends

[honest umbra]

Game 7 in Denver with Jimmy would be crazy

[calm mulch]

My team didn't even make the playoffs so whoever wins i'm satisfied

i don't gotta a horse in this

[honest umbra]

Who’s ur team?

[calm mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/dirk-nowitzki-dallas-mavericks-mavs-2013-nba-gif-19643555

[honest umbra]

Diff

Y’all keeping luka and kai?

[calm mulch]

i doubt

KCP loves diving

[honest umbra]

Not a big fan of divers

Except in swimming

[calm mulch]

Kevin Love trying to injure Jimmy

he got money on the nuggets

i see potential

[undone lion]

thanks

[calm mulch]

Miami got the momentum

[formal breach]

This man mpj really does not pass

[calm mulch]

MPJ ?????????

[undone lion]

unlucky foul for vincent there

[calm mulch]

Denver looking like the Lakers rn

Free throws

wtf jokic

[rustic mountain]

That was

Insane

Jokic passes like a guard boi

[undone lion]

ridiculous pass

not many guards can even do that

[versed forge]

Down by 6 end of half

Not bad

[calm mulch]

those kind of passes really makes me realize he really sees the game 2-3 plays ahead

[undone lion]

not ideal but given the way 2Q started... ill take it

[versed forge]

Yeah could’ve been worse

Still winnable

[calm mulch]

The problem is that denver has a billion different cards to play while miami has to concoct the impossible wizardry to win

or hit every damn 3 like they are the 2017 warriors

[undone lion]

that's their specialty

the wizardry

[calm mulch]

i mean, Spo is a wizard

[undone lion]

a win for miami this game would be massive

i'd still have denver

but given that the nuggets haven't lost at home

[calm mulch]

i'm looking foward to the games is miami

the problem is that the dumb 2023 celtics won there somehow

damn

some ass

random ass

[celest zephyr]

2023 Celtics are a good team

I hate the celtics but man to disrespect them like that

[calm mulch]

they were but i say dumb because they were defensively dumb

lack of coaching

[celest zephyr]

Also disagree

Coaching sucked

But they were for sure a good defense

[calm mulch]

i saw them getting pretty lost in a lot of plays

especially with miami moving the ball

nuggets are doing a much better job

[celest zephyr]

Happens with a switching defense

[calm mulch]

i mean.. yeah

[celest zephyr]

So it ain’t being dumb lol

[calm mulch]

For me it was what decided the series, when Tatum and Brown were cold miami continued to score

[celest zephyr]

So their stars didn’t show up on offense? That happens lol

[calm mulch]

That's my point though

they couldn't hold that down with defense

[celest zephyr]

But that doesn’t mean their defense is dumb lol

Nba rn is a very run based sport

[calm mulch]

The amount of times that i saw the Celtics being confused and not knowing who to attack (setting pointless screens) made me think they were being dumb

[celest zephyr]

So that means their offense sucked which i don’t disagree with

[calm mulch]

Brown and Tatum doing a disasterclass is almost part of it of course

[celest zephyr]

But that doesn’t have to do with their defense being dumb

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/NASCAR/status/1665527986844762112?s=20

NASCAR (@NASCAR)

🏁 Rowdy wins another!

@KyleBusch is going to Victory Lane for the third time in 2023!

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Twitter · Jun 5, 2023, 1:16 AM

[undone lion]

Pending the results of this series I think the Nuggets are just notably better than any other team.

[celest zephyr]

Well that answers if Byron won or not thanks siren

[calm mulch]

they got top 3 defense while being the number one unsolvable offense... that's the first seed to you

[celest zephyr]

Also the heat are an amazing matchup for them

[dim kettle]

He finished 8th.

[celest zephyr]

Groan

[calm mulch]

every matchup is a mismatch, Jimmy doesn't have anyone to attack

they gotta move the ball like crazy

[celest zephyr]

That’s why the heat really don’t have much of an advantage

[calm mulch]

to find the open man in like 3 different screens

[calm mulch]

Strus, Caleb and Vicent can light up though

[celest zephyr]

Not better than mpj, Murray and Gordon at doing that

Plus they are worse defensively with those guys

[calm mulch]

i don't believe in MPJ this game lol

[celest zephyr]

I also wouldn’t believe in strus Caleb and Vincent cooking consistently

[dim kettle]

BTW, Kyle Busch has as many wins this year as Joe Gibbs Racing as a whole so far this season.

[calm mulch]

caleb and vincent literally broke out of their shells in this playoffs, this is destiny

[celest zephyr]

As Byron fan just waiting for the playoffs

[calm mulch]

it's on the stars for them

[celest zephyr]

He has 3 wins and plenty of stage wins

So not really worried points wise

Yeh really about bam on both sides

If dude gets cooked by jokicfor the entire series its over

[calm mulch]

15 points leading

for vincent on miami

[sweet tree]

wrap it up in 4

[dim kettle]

Again, you're not stopping Joker and the Phantom Thieves.

[calm mulch]

Nobody ever thought Bam would lock up Jokic

this is okay

[celest zephyr]

I thought bam would at least do something

And not just be bbq chicken most of the time

[versed forge]

Omg vincent

[calm mulch]

he is the only mf playing rn

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-woody-toy-story-sora-kh3-kh-gif-27223516

[sweet tree]

horrible goalkeeping

[calm mulch]

damn jokic is strong, there isn't many centers that can handle his post up

he more athletic than people like to give him credit for

[calm mulch]

Michael Malone must be so mad right now

tied

[versed forge]

[calm mulch]

Jokic got the rebound ? lol

[undone lion]

jimmy what was that missed layup

[calm mulch]

Vicent fouling for no reason

Seeing Mark Jackson just makes me immediately sad

[undone lion]

would've probably been a dunk or strus foul otherwise

or both

[calm mulch]

never do that again

did anyone see the foul ?

i didn't even see contact

[undone lion]

damn bam did not foul there

[rustic mountain]

I didn't really

Maybe a thumb?

But nothing worth calling a foul for

[calm mulch]

There was no foul, Jokic just airballed it

[undone lion]

i do understand why they wouldn't challenge that without seeing replay tho

too hard to tell for sure usually

[calm mulch]

I didn't see a damn thing from that view

[rustic mountain]

Whew the refs are kinda fucking this up

But nothing new for NBA refs

[calm mulch]

i thought MPJ was about to dunk it in lol

[undone lion]

what a weird sequence here lol

[rustic mountain]

Butler looked like a chump

[undone lion]

lets get back to normal basketball

[rustic mountain]

Shoulda just finished

[calm mulch]

Nuggets getting bailed out by the refs

Michael Malone needs to call a timeout right now

[rustic mountain]

They literally had a call go against them right after the Bam shot

And shoulda been their ball

[undone lion]

yeah that one out of bounds call was probably worse

[rustic mountain]

When Jokic went to rebound

[undone lion]

damn miami barely hitting rim rn

[calm mulch]

wasn't it miami ball ?

for me jokic touched it last

[undone lion]

it looked like miami got it last i didnt watch the replay closely

[rustic mountain]

It was clear to me Miami knocked it out of Jokic's hands

And literally

Again

[calm mulch]

So many weird sequences and moments

[undone lion]

what is going on

[calm mulch]

and the refs are making weirds calls

[rustic mountain]

The refs are fucking over everyone

[celest zephyr]

Your bio should be ‘I’m just a plain old candy-store owner’

[undone lion]

the last three minutes have been strange

[calm mulch]

for it just shows that Miami is pressuring Denver to that extent

[undone lion]

yeah miami's defense has been good

refs gotta use this timeout to talk things over fr

[rustic mountain]

Do what

[calm mulch]

they gotta box, the one that wins gets the lead on calls

[undone lion]

take a deep breath and get back out there reffing normally

[celest zephyr]

Refs refuse to do that

They just proceed to suck every harder

[calm mulch]

the 3 point foul on jokic is the most odd one for me

i didn't even see bam making contact

in the friccking slow mo replay

[celest zephyr]

It’s for daring to block jokic

Got to make sure jokic gets those superstar calls

[calm mulch]

"jokic can't airball, must've been a foul"

flagrant 2 on bam

Jimmy Butler is playing today ?

what he doing at the free throw line

ij b13oj bjor BWÇ~Knn

https://tenor.com/view/confused-white-persian-guardian-why-someone-tell-me-what-is-happening-gif-16964601

[novel slate]

Nice sequence

[calm mulch]

Nobody can play basketball anymore

[old skiff]

Ronaldo after 30 is 2x better than Messi after 30 and that's a fact

Ronaldo in 2 seasons at juve scored 60+ goals

Messi in 2 seasons at PSG scored 32

[celest zephyr]

[old skiff]

In Ligue 1. While Ronaldo did it in the second most competitive at that time

[undone lion]

we gotta get to the fourth quarter asap lol i dont like any of this

[calm mulch]

i don't have time for this bait, i need to go crazy over this finals

[old skiff]

Top 5 in ballon d'or this year:

1. Haaland
2. KDB
3. Messi
4. Mbappe
5. Osimhen

[calm mulch]

Denver SOMEHOW still leading

[old skiff]

frfr

[calm mulch]

that 2 free throws jokic got for no reason

is helping

[old skiff]

are the finals happening rn? How much is it

Like who winning and shi??

[calm mulch]

Lowry

WHAT. ARE. THESE. CALLS

[undone lion]

ugh

[calm mulch]

Miami playing the Lakers ???

[formal breach]

Nobody stopping this man

[calm mulch]

What a WILD 3rd quarter

[short flame]

That’s about my list as well

[undone lion]

cody zeller need to team up with mr dillon brooks

[calm mulch]

Idk who shot more free throws tbh

i think both teams are even rn

[undone lion]

jokic too good

i dont wanna see zeller on the floor again

[honest umbra]

Cody?

[calm mulch]

Jokic is gassed

[honest umbra]

he will be fine

[undone lion]

yea

jokic has unlimited stamina

for no reason

[shrewd moss]

https://tenor.com/view/jokic-nikola-nba-nuggets-denver-gif-18474877

[calm mulch]

Has Jimmy Butler arrived at the arena yet ?

i heard he is parking

still didn't find a spot

[undone lion]

it is time for jimmy to show up i am manifesting it

[shrewd moss]

kvarat > osimhen imo

[undone lion]

15 fourth quarter points incoming

leading them to the win

[old skiff]

Nah

[nimble onyx]

Its close

[old skiff]

Kvara was good but it's clear that without Osi Napoli doesn't work

[calm mulch]

Gabe Vincent going 5/5 on 3s

[undone lion]

yes he will also have 15 along with jimmy

it is time

[old skiff]

Osimhen was the serie A top goal scorer too

[calm mulch]

Messi is so good that people forget he is not a striker

[shrewd moss]

kvara won the best serie a player

[old skiff]

He is not good

Decent at max

[calm mulch]

very decent player yeah

[novel slate]

Tuff lay

[old skiff]

That's an important factor but had 20+ goals while Kvara had around 13

[undone lion]

nvm duncan robinson is better

[calm mulch]

duncan robinson is jimmy butler if jimmy was actually good

[undone lion]

real

[novel slate]

Robinson having a linsanity run

[old skiff]

As a person who has watched some Psg matches, I see Messi disappearing all the game, him and Mbappe don't even pressure or help the defense

[shrewd moss]

looks like haaland will get bdor and ucl before mbappe lol

[old skiff]

Messi is not that all anymore

[calm mulch]

nobody going to take that bro

especially in prime NBA hours

[old skiff]

Yeah that's crazy. after that crazy wc final I could swear that Mbappe was miles ahead

[undone lion]

i like mbappe (i dont watch soccer but he's cool)

[calm mulch]

Rocky > MPJ

[old skiff]

Mbappe>MPJ tbh

[undone lion]

alright lmao https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1665540501804834816?s=20

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Duncan Robinson to start the 4th quarter:

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Twitter · Jun 5, 2023, 2:06 AM

[shrewd moss]

if only mbappe joined madrid

[nimble onyx]

Lol

[calm mulch]

Nobody wanted to travel to Denver LOL

Murray what are you doing

[novel slate]

Wtf

[nimble onyx]

Saved us from more years of madrid dominance

[calm mulch]

the 4th just started and it's already cringe

[shrewd moss]

Has Jimmy come to the game yet?

[calm mulch]

LEAD

LEAAAAAAAAAAAD

[versed forge]

BANG

[formal breach]

[novel slate]

DAMN

[calm mulch]

the face gabe vincent made

[celest zephyr]

Dangggg nuggets choking

[formal breach]

Crazy how both teams took the lead after being down double digits

[undone lion]

duncan robinson flexing... its time

close this one out miami

[calm mulch]

4th quarter robinfather :

[undone lion]

feels like duncan has improved quite a bit

i swear he was only a shooter just a few years ago

[versed forge]

You love to see it

[calm mulch]

better than wade

[nimble onyx]

Yessir

[undone lion]

he can even play serviceable defense now i think

[hasty mesa]

Just tuned in

[formal breach]

The riding when this ends up a joker led comeback win

[hasty mesa]

Did Himmy Buckets actually show up?

Let’s go Heat

[calm mulch]

he is still looking for a parking spot

[honest umbra]

no

[calm mulch]

just arrived at the arena

[honest umbra]

but sheen did

he brought em back

10 points in the quarter

[undone lion]

jimmy hasnt even subbed in this quarter

[honest umbra]

keep him on the bench

[calm mulch]

Duncan Robinson is Jimmy Butler's father

[undone lion]

definitely possible

[undone lion]

for the rest of the series

[honest umbra]

on jah?

[calm mulch]

On blood

[nimble onyx]

Butler just gassed

[calm mulch]

Jokic menace to society

Denver already needing another timeout LMAO

[formal breach]

You love to see it

[calm mulch]

10 point lead incoming

[hasty mesa]

So have the scriptwriters told Denver to keep giving these penalties

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/quebec_remparts/status/1665537264116547584?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

XYZ - Remparts de Québec (@quebec_remparts)

NOUS SOMMES CHAMPIONS DE LA COUPE MÉMORIAL! 🏆

#DeQuébecPourQuébec

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Twitter · Jun 5, 2023, 1:53 AM

[calm mulch]

i was the reviser for today's script

Miami wins by 3

[celest zephyr]

Herta 11th after a broken wing I’ll take it

[hasty mesa]

Silver needs his 7 game series so

Gotta keep the fans watching

[celest zephyr]

Still not over

[calm mulch]

i just told you the end score

[sweet tree]

wait heat leading

[calm mulch]

how can u say that

[sweet tree]

wasn't it 15 points

[calm mulch]

Jokic trynna get his triple double to keep the streak

[celest zephyr]

Pato still 5th I’ll take it after that shitshow

[short flame]

Best Canadian hockey team

[sweet tree]

what you watching kimmy

[celest zephyr]

Indycar lol

[calm mulch]

Murray disappeared too

[celest zephyr]

Well it’s over

[novel slate]

10 points from Murray is so sorry

[robust grotto]

Cool to see them win

[celest zephyr]

Not watching nba since I’m watching it tomorrow

[formal breach]

Jimmy already selling

[short flame]

So proud of them

[sweet tree]

Jimmy 3

[novel slate]

U were saying

[formal breach]

[calm mulch]

Jimmy finally stepped into the court

[versed forge]

Jimmy 3 🔥

[short flame]

Quebec truly is the city of hockey

[robust grotto]

The last 4 memorial cup winners have been from the Q

[versed forge]

OHH

[calm mulch]

Murray is ballwatching

[sweet tree]

2 and 1

[calm mulch]

BUTLER ?

[short flame]

Only thing we can win

[formal breach]

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-buckets-basketball-gotcha-yes-you-are-gif-18752639

[versed forge]

[short flame]

Quebec have cool teams in everything but the nhl

[robust grotto]

Acadie-Bathurst, Rouyn-Noranda, St John, and now Quebec

[weak gull]

Butler is truly a closer

[novel slate]

Jokic is modern kareem

[short flame]

Is Saint John in Quebec?

[formal breach]

[calm mulch]

KCP balding

[weak gull]

KCP getting overly aggressive

[robust grotto]

They’re in the Q league

[weak gull]

Clear ass foul

What are they booing

[short flame]

I think they’re Nova Scotia team

[robust grotto]

But not in Quebec itself no at least I’m pretty sure

[calm mulch]

what a timely ad huh

[novel slate]

Fr

[short flame]

They have a maritime division

[robust grotto]

Yep

Yep

[calm mulch]

This is quickly getting out of hand for Denver

[robust grotto]

In the Q league

[short flame]

Yeah

[novel slate]

Jokic 3 assists is sorry

[rustic mountain]

So what was that about refs screwing Miami

[formal breach]

[calm mulch]

he is being forced to score

MPJ is no usable

look at this mfer

[novel slate]

There is open 3s but he does the sky hook

[short flame]

It’s crazy because they seem so close yet I’m closer to Toronto than the eastern provinces

[calm mulch]

fouling

[formal breach]

[versed forge]

MIAMI UP

[calm mulch]

that's a wrap

Heat in 6

[undone lion]

RAHHHHHHHHHHH

LETS GOOOOO

[versed forge]

LETS GO

[weak gull]

MPJ FOR THREE

[novel slate]

Bam on his shaq mode

[calm mulch]

MPJ today :

[weak gull]

It’s almost like I tried to let the folks know, MIAMI CAN COMPETE WITH THESE BOYS

[hasty mesa]

“Hey Nuggets, you gotta lose thjs one. Keep it hot, make it close, but do what you gotta do to lose. If it means fouling it up in the 4th, you know what to do”

[nimble onyx]

People really thought nuggets would sweep

[short flame]

Wasn’t the heat too weak for the nuggets and supposed to be destroyed amaimon?

[novel slate]

Yeah if their 2 other best players do nothing

[hasty mesa]

“You’re winning the series don’t worry”

[calm mulch]

Well, they are

in size

[weak gull]

Lol, you think Miami has done nothing in forcing that????

[short flame]

Yeah but they can make up for it

[novel slate]

Yes

[undone lion]

that goaltend no call was hilarious

im rooting for miami

but goddamn

[weak gull]

Lmaoo, see y’all just be making excuses lol

[short flame]

With the power of friendship

[novel slate]

Miami is leaving open 3s and they brick

[calm mulch]

watching the 3th and 4th quarter i think it's more like the Nuggets are choking badly

[undone lion]

power of friendship bout to beat denver

[calm mulch]

and MPJ forgot how to play basketball

cuz jimmy isn't playing

[undone lion]

alright alright lets wait til miami secures the W

[calm mulch]

Jokic can't pass

[undone lion]

im still scared

[weak gull]

Butler is 6-16 and Martin has nothing, it’s not like Miami has every great player of theirs firing either lol

[novel slate]

I hate seeing bam not take the mid range

He’s so open

[shrewd moss]

jokic's back must hurt

[formal breach]

[calm mulch]

His 40 points ain't helping one bit

[short flame]

Or they were just outplayed. Why does it always have to be the rival being bad and not accepting they did well?

[weak gull]

Sorry, Martin has 3 now lol

[calm mulch]

watch the game

[formal breach]

Miami out here with multiple ray allens

[calm mulch]

i wont say more

[weak gull]

Miami has been a second half team most of the playoffs though, this is not something unprecedented of them to make happen

Hell all season really

[calm mulch]

Lowry shooting for the Raptors

[sweet tree]

Murray 3

still enough time

[novel slate]

This is basketball

[undone lion]

not over yet yall

[calm mulch]

4th quarter jimmy butler

[rustic mountain]

We down to 6 babyy

[short flame]

I don’t like basketball so no thanks. I just support the heat because I have family who are fans and don’t like when people start downplaying a team when they made it this far and wins

[rustic mountain]

Damn

[calm mulch]

watch the game

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/miami-heat-lets-go-heat-heat-nba-basketball-gif-24242391

[novel slate]

Robinson think he curry

[calm mulch]

He kinda is

ngl

[novel slate]

No moving screens

[calm mulch]

i already said the game end score is miami winning by 3

yall didn't listen

[sweet tree]

MURRAY

[novel slate]

Shush

bang

[rustic mountain]

Come on Denver

[formal breach]

Jesus

[short flame]

I was physically and emotionally destroyed by playing basketball. I don’t want anything to do with the sport

[calm mulch]

watch the game

[versed forge]

Oh god murray

[novel slate]

Please give us another spurs miami again

[calm mulch]

Adebayo is better than Shaq

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-basketball-playoffs-finals-miami-heat-gif-3477133

[calm mulch]

Adebayo makes this it's over

heat in 6

[undone lion]

that mike breen "bang" call for jamal hurt a lil

[novel slate]

It’s not over

[stable comet]

What is happening

[novel slate]

One foul is all Denver needs

[stable comet]

Murray man

[rustic mountain]

Nuggets in 6 either way

[calm mulch]

MPJ cannot play basketball

[short flame]

I’m a big akinfewa fans but don’t compare the sports

[calm mulch]

arrest him

[weak gull]

Seriously, they really tried to say nobody can compete with them like Miami hasn’t been making it happen all playoffs.

[novel slate]

One 3 needed

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/akinfenwa-dance-big-man-ting-gif-21206111

[weak gull]

Nuggets in 6 still, but it’s crazy

[novel slate]

Who will clutch

[celest zephyr]

Butler better than wade

[novel slate]

No

[versed forge]

GG

[sweet tree]

THATS GAME

1-1

[rustic mountain]

Nope

[short flame]

Miami in 6

[novel slate]

Horrible coaching

Take the time out

So dumb

[formal breach]

LETS GOOOOOOOO

[calm mulch]

HOW MUCH DID I SAY WAS GONNA BE THE END RESULT ?

[sweet tree]

yeah should've taken a timeout

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-sliding-the-next-win-the-heat-basket-ball-gif-15899525

[stable comet]

LFGGGFFGF

[calm mulch]

HOW MUCH ?

[formal breach]

[stable comet]

[versed forge]

LETS GOOO

[novel slate]

That was such a dumb play lmao

[undone lion]

LETS

FUCKING

GO

[stable comet]

[hasty mesa]

HEAT TOOK IT

[versed forge]

[stable comet]

Feels so good

[sweet tree]

should be a fun series

[hasty mesa]

Fire game

[calm mulch]

i should've put in money

[rustic mountain]

Good game

[hasty mesa]

This’ll be fun

[versed forge]

Great game

[hasty mesa]

Very fun

[weak gull]

Real ball knowers knew the script

[stable comet]

Absolute banger game

[hasty mesa]

Final hype babyyyyyyy

[rustic mountain]

Nuggets in 6

[stable comet]

Heat were down 15 at one point

[hasty mesa]

I’m gonna be bold and say Nuggets in 7

[celest zephyr]

Nuggets in 6

[short flame]

[novel slate]

Nuggets in 5

[weak gull]

You was bold for sayin it couldn’t even go 5 bro😭

[hasty mesa]

Rip Nuggets in 4 bros

me

[celest zephyr]

Panthers going to lose in 7

[calm mulch]

i'm not smart enough to say what it was but the Heat made some adjustment going into the 3th that shook Denver deeply

[undone lion]

I was told that Miami was the worst team Denver has played!

[hasty mesa]

Defense

[shrewd moss]

bruh denvers didn't use their timeout?

[hasty mesa]

Seemed much better

[formal breach]

Nuggets weren’t prepared for d rob

[sweet tree]

no

[weak gull]

I REMEMBER THAT!

[hasty mesa]

On Miami side

[undone lion]

Now denver takes its first home loss of the playoffs

[calm mulch]

yeah but i can't say exactly what it was

[undone lion]

hmmmmm

[rustic mountain]

Saw Tkachuk showed his true colors last night

[hasty mesa]

Me neither

[rustic mountain]

Pos

[short flame]

Win in 7

[celest zephyr]

Rat

[hasty mesa]

Panthers will win

[calm mulch]

Nah worst team was the Twolves by far lol

[rustic mountain]

Rat fr

[hasty mesa]

They got that dog in em

[calm mulch]

Adebayo was mad at someone

[celest zephyr]

The twin frauds

[restive vector]

I want panthers to win

[calm mulch]

very cool for the heat

[celest zephyr]

Then they’ll lose

[calm mulch]

unfortunately

[rustic mountain]

I don't want either to

[short flame]

I need them to win

[calm mulch]

heat in 6

[celest zephyr]

Cuz the cowboys never win

Lol

Or the stars

[weak gull]

They said the heat don’t even belong out here with Jokic man….they just stole one on his court 😭

[undone lion]

fr!!!

tired of the disrespect

(i still have denver in 6)

[celest zephyr]

Mpj and Murray sold

[calm mulch]

Lakers discord server malding cuz they the only ones that got swept

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/adams-basketball-shooting-shot-gif-16857071

[weak gull]

Same, the disrespect was crazy tho

[weak gull]

MPJ always sells

Nuggets need to add that to the game plan

[undone lion]

if miami takes game three someone will have to force me to shut up

[celest zephyr]

Trade his ass

[calm mulch]

I have denver winning this but i always hope for either a sweep or a 7 games series

anything in between is boring

[celest zephyr]

Man come on get siakam

[calm mulch]

Luka needs to go to Toronto

[weak gull]

Same

[sweet tree]

give me a game 7

I want that, I need that.

[novel slate]

Nuggets are frauds if this goes to 7

[shrewd moss]

Great team effort by Miami. They could not contain Jokic, but somehow managed to limit him to 4 assists. That is all it took.

[celest zephyr]

Pikachu best mascot

[calm mulch]

game 7 where jimmy scores 80 points and jokic scores 93 going into 8 overtimes

[weak gull]

Nobody can contain him, they will always let him get his. No reason to exhaust resources on stopping him

[celest zephyr]

Yeah just let everyone else brick

[calm mulch]

Gabe Vincent is the Jokic stopper

[novel slate]

For assists

[calm mulch]

MPJ is already on that task

[celest zephyr]

Who knew Duncan could finally hoop

[calm mulch]

Murray disappeared

There was no 2 game magic this time too

between Murray and Jokic

there was but not nearly as effective

[undone lion]

what a game

im so happy

[calm mulch]

Duncan Robinson, Making the Case :

[novel slate]

Old head love has 10 rebounds how

[calm mulch]

broke his hip to get it

and was driving home at the 3rd quarter

[weak gull]

Wym how? Love has always been great on the boards

[novel slate]

Yes ik

But he’s old and nuggets are young

They’re getting out worked

Which they shouldn’t

[calm mulch]

Someone help this man

[weak gull]

Eh, not fair to say they shouldn’t. Love is just better at closing out than everyone on the nuggets besides Jokics himself. We see experienced players/teams do this often

[calm mulch]

maybe if he got a decent cut he wouldn't be saying that

[weak gull]

Should brush his damn hair

[calm mulch]

Didn't see Haslem or DeAndre Jordan

i'm still hopeful

[weak gull]

If they put in Haslem this games a 20 point heat win

Save him for game 4 atp

[novel slate]

True nuggets even had more rebounds but they lead to no points

[calm mulch]

The Heat confused the shit out of the nuggets going into the 3rd

and they never recovered

[novel slate]

Jokic played the entire game. No help.

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-vkyuin-sad-depressed-james-gif-19842886

[calm mulch]

he had almost no assists

but tbh, who was going to pass to

[weak gull]

MPJ of course

[novel slate]

Maybe if it was murray from the bubble

[honest umbra]

hasn’t murray been really good these playoffs?

[weak gull]

He has

Folks cooking him, but man’s ain’t perfect lol. Jokic is the exception not the rule

[celest zephyr]

Yeah it’s really mpj that hasn’t been it

[sweet tree]

Murray carried in some of those lakers game

[celest zephyr]

30.9 mill for this

[calm mulch]

The Nuggets after Michael Malone asks them to stop bricking and having turnovers :

[lunar saffron]

Bruh i jus woke up

[celest zephyr]

Nuggets got ripped off hard

Dude has a 5 year 179 mill deal for this

[weak gull]

Doesn’t help that he isn’t a great defender either lol

[celest zephyr]

Send his ass to Antarctica

[novel slate]

Gordan was lacking defense tonight right

[weak gull]

Dillon brooks with less defense rn

[celest zephyr]

What a contract

Dude getting paid

[dim ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/falcon-sam-wilson-outta-line-but-gif-22091662

[calm mulch]

AYO what the fuck are those numbers

[weak gull]

I remember them coming out saying he was untouchable too

[calm mulch]

Nah this gotta be wrong

[weak gull]

Not one bit🚬

[celest zephyr]

It ain’t

[calm mulch]

He is finessing right now

[undone lion]

We don’t gotta slander MPJ like this 😭

[calm mulch]

Only Jordan Poole is doing it better

[weak gull]

His time was coming

[novel slate]

This the finals there is no excuses

[calm mulch]

He gotta tank this rn bro, he is playing Juvi level of basketball

[undone lion]

He’s done a lot of great things up til now

But I get it

Did not anticipate this performance

[novel slate]

He’s the scapegoat

[weak gull]

It’s not even the fact it’s the finals rn. It’s him getting paid this much when he’s expected to be damn near a 3rd star

[celest zephyr]

He’s getting paid for way better than this shit

[weak gull]

Never has really hit that insane ceiling everyone thought he had

[calm mulch]

the harsh reality is that it seems the nuggets got out maneuvered by Spo

they looked in panic after some adjustment in the 3rd

[novel slate]

Coach dif?

[celest zephyr]

They really gave him that deal praying he’d hit it

And dude has had so many back surgeries

And issues

[weak gull]

Exactly. And only a year off back surgery

[celest zephyr]

Really concerning

[novel slate]

Mpj for dame

[calm mulch]

3 back surgeries, now he has the same mobility as my cooler

can't navigate screens

[celest zephyr]

Same mobility as looney

[weak gull]

Looney can rebound tho

[celest zephyr]

I know but dude barely jumps now lol

And he’s slow af

[calm mulch]

MPJ is now playing like a walmart Porzingis

[sweet tree]

hold up

[robust grotto]

McNuggets on the menu? Looks like you guys got a series

[novel slate]

Anfernee simons leading nuggets bench in my wet dreams

[sweet tree]

that's nuggets first loss at home in the playoffs huh

[weak gull]

Yes

[celest zephyr]

Wish porzingis

[sweet tree]

wild

fair enough

[calm mulch]

No jokic triple double too

[sweet tree]

I thought suns got 1 but nvm

[celest zephyr]

Nah they didn’t

[calm mulch]

MPJ ???

[celest zephyr]

Won 3 and 4 at home

[calm mulch]

i won't even bother going into nerd mode and rewatch what the nuggets did it wrong (or what the heat did it right)

just gonna blame michael porter jr

[celest zephyr]

First time this playoffs that the nuggets don’t have home court advantage

[calm mulch]

Heat praticed in a low pressure chamber

with 5% oxygen

with Vegeta

[novel slate]

One game linsanity run

Calm down

[calm mulch]

This game looked solid though, nobody turned into steph curry

Only Duncan Robinson maybe

[novel slate]

Gordan not being a cone, mpj playing like the “star” he is, and jokic getting assists

Free ass game

[calm mulch]

Haslem is going to lock up jokic

[novel slate]

In what

Poker?

[calm mulch]

bouré

[torn gale]

Lol wrong stats. Didn’t update

Glad the heat won

[undone lion]

True

[honest umbra]

Haslem is playing?

[celest zephyr]

Haven’t seen him

[undone lion]

No

I’m not convinced he wouldn’t give Miami better minutes than Zeller tho

[celest zephyr]

He’s washed and old idk

[undone lion]

Yeah I’m mostly joking

[celest zephyr]

Zeller is trash though so lol

[undone lion]

Let that old man sit

[celest zephyr]

Hornets reject

Yeah dude can just go to Cancun after this season

[sullen steppe]

HIMMY BUTLER WILL WIN IT ALL GUARANTEE🔥

[undone lion]

Would be nice

Gonna preface this by saying I still think denver wins the series… but I’d feel really bad for nuggets fans if they don’t

Make your first final appearance with the 2x MVP and lose to 8 seed Jimmy butler and the power of friendship

[smoky fable]

He'd be better than Cody zeller

[weak gull]

Not a chance if we being deadass lol

[smoky fable]

Probably not

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/UnfortunateMLB/status/1665501290720382976?s=20

Baseball Images that Precede Unfortunate Events (@UnfortunateMLB)

https://t.co/aTp1lEpFJ5

Likes

1412

Twitter · Jun 4, 2023, 11:30 PM

[smoky fable]

Why are you doing this

Just why

The DBacks BP is awful

[dim kettle]

Just showed up in my feed.

[celest zephyr]

NY > LA

[rustic mountain]

Holy shit, the sweep of the mets the jays just did was the first in club history

The Jays have been active since 71

Lmao

[dim kettle]

Happens when AL and NL teams rarely face each other for decades.

Hell, Interleague play in the regular season didn't happen till 97.

[celest zephyr]

It’s hilarious that it took MLB this long to have every team face each other

They missed out on so many good inter league matchups over the years

[undone lion]

wait what

had no idea that was a thing

[dim ledge]

lmfao

https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1665612106786390020?s=20

Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL)

According to reports, Everton are lining up a transfer bid for Wout Weghorst 🗞

Likes

749

Twitter · Jun 5, 2023, 6:50 AM

[honest umbra]

why?

[hexed galleon]

Sean dyche about to turn him into prime r9

https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1665621231289212928

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive)

🚨 Harry Maguire's intention is to stay at Manchester United this summer, but Gareth Southgate’s comments regarding his England spot could change those plans.

Those who know the market believe he could be worth £40m.

(Source: @TheAthleticFC)

Likes

918

Twitter · Jun 5, 2023, 7:27 AM

Selling maguire for 40 fucking million

[pure coral]

cappp

[proud coyote]

send him to wrexham so everyone gets sick of the club

[short flame]

See what leaving spurs does to a guy

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/SoundIife/status/1665636326501236737?s=20

Tomás🐝 (@SoundIife)

Edward nketiah you are a seagull

Likes

3164

Retweets

232

Twitter · Jun 5, 2023, 8:27 AM

LOOL

[thorn hornet]

Gonna gen 3rd and drop out on purpose

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/1665706592631676928?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Frank Seravalli (@frank_seravalli)

Cole Caufield signs a whopper extension with #GoHabsGo: 8 years x $7.85 million.

Total of $62.8 million.

Likes

581

Twitter · Jun 5, 2023, 1:06 PM

@dim ledge bruh

[celest zephyr]

Paying him more than nylander for what he’s done

Real bold

Dubas gave in too easily to pressure but man at least he didn’t pay this much for barely any production

Can we have dubas back Pittsburgh? You can have shanahan

One for one swap of president of hockey operations

[robust grotto]

Brad it is

[celest zephyr]

We can have both

Brad is just the gm

I’d rather have a turtle there instead of shanahan

[robust grotto]

Interesting. It is more money and more years

[celest zephyr]

Dude hasn’t even had 50 points in a season yet they want to pay him this much

What a joke

[robust grotto]

They’re really banking on that cap number going up

[dim kettle]

Jack Hughes had more points last season than him his entire career so far and is only making 100k more than Caufield.

[robust grotto]

Oh god

You guys think Patrick Roy is coming back to coach in the league?

There’s gonna be a lot of hype on him

[dim kettle]

If he does, I’ll be counting the days until he resigns in a childish anger again.

[rustic mountain]

I actually lile this move a lot tbh

But I also think Cole ends up being a high produced

Producer*

It definitely is a gamble but I think Montreal can pay to gamble

[robust grotto]

This is gorgeous

[dim kettle]

A perfect place to win an AFC title for the Bills.

[robust grotto]

They made their bed with a player and bet on him producing in the next 5/6 years. It’s certainly better than a bridge but he definitely has to come through now

[dim kettle]

I would hate being a GM of an Canadian team. With Caufield you just know a lot of that money came with the Canadian tax.

[rustic mountain]

1000% but all ya can do imo. I wouldn't wnana see Caulfield jump to like the fucking Blackhawks in two years because I didn't sign him.ya know? I also believe firmly in Caulfield

[short flame]

The little bros have a cool stadium

[short flame]

He’s all right. I wouldn’t spend much but I’d take him

[robust grotto]

Not easy to negotiate, right now I’m neutral on the deal

Yeah I’m starting to believe NYR have been waiting for Roy

[rustic mountain]

Okay so Caulfield is 22

Dude is barely getting ready imo to get going. If, and it is an if, he produces like they project him to, in 3 years this looks like a steal imo

[robust grotto]

I legitimately see both sides of the argument

From MTL perspective, what if they went bridge and he blew up. Then you’d have an even bigger deal on your hands and you’re still a rebuilding team by all means

And you’d have to imagine there isn’t a second panini coming that’ll shut down the world…. this summer will likely start the trend of the “overpay” with the idea of the cap going up

[dim kettle]

Prepare for Roy demanding a Panarin trade because he doesn't do the littles things Roy wants.

[robust grotto]

The Anti Gallant right there

Yeah I know he was … explosive to say the least a decade ago

Feels like a fucking decade at least

[dim kettle]

I was still in high school when he wanted Tyson Barrie to fuck off.

[robust grotto]

Lmfao so I’m probably right with that time guess

[dim kettle]

Has to be like 7-8 years ago now.

[robust grotto]

Hopefully he’s matured, he was outclassed before… didn’t help that was among the worst rosters in the game at the time. He also got fined and ejected like it was nothing

Former teammates w Drury. I can see some connection. Gets a chance to be around of the elite goalies in the league today

Spent time in the juniors so he “knows where the game is going”. not a conventional retread but still in the boys club

[dim kettle]

You know, when Roy was hired as HC of the Avs and Joe Sakic as President and GM. It was simply the boys club at finest. But now, I do wonder how much better Roy will be as HC.

[robust grotto]

Agree

[dim kettle]

The temper of his is never going away though.

[robust grotto]

That could be a positive for this group honestly

Cause we’re locked in with this roster

It’s either him, Hynes, Lavi, or our Hartford guy who used to coach McDavid in juniors before joining NYR

[dim kettle]

I mean, Roy is a better option than a Bill Peters.

[robust grotto]

I’m slowly seeing myself come around to the idea of Roy

[dim kettle]

Rangers hire Wayne Gretzky as HC

[robust grotto]

Okay lol Roy wasn’t only coach but VP of hockey ops too while in COL

[dim kettle]

God, what if Calgary is interested in Roy?

[robust grotto]

probably added to his stress and frustration

[dim kettle]

Yeah, boys club.

[robust grotto]

More like what if Roy is interested in Calgary !

[dim kettle]

You can meet Bret Hart. It will be fun, Pat.

https://twitter.com/CapFriendly/status/1665711770248380417?s=20

CapFriendly (@CapFriendly)

Cole Caufield #GoHabsGo
$7.85M x 8 yr extension

Contract Breakdown:
Yr 1: 4.975M + 5M SB
Yr 2: 4.975M + 5M SB
Yr 3: 9.975M
Yr 4: 8.705M
Yr 5: 6.215M
Yr 6: 5.985M (15 team NTC)
Yr 7: 5.985M (10 team NTC)
Yr 8: 5.985M (5 team NTC)

Rep'd by @CAAHockey

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Twitter · Jun 5, 2023, 1:26 PM

Those modified NTC 3 years at the end of the deal.

Well, better hope he's great by then.

[rustic mountain]

So years 3-5 are the big time cap hits. I still see this as a good signing. Keeps him until he is 30 and only once coming close to 10, which I think he ends up being good enough to get

[celest zephyr]

Nope cap hit is spread by annual value

It doesn’t actually matter how its structured other than for how much the player is paid that season