sports

[calm mulch]

The thing is that he is still a threat, so for now it is working

[honest umbra]

yea theyre def focused on him

and gundogan is benefting

[calm mulch]

You can feel the aura coming off him when he gets the chance or sees one

he almost doesn't see his surroudings

[honest umbra]

hes a big aura guy innit

[calm mulch]

Today he almost scored like thrice

[honest umbra]

did u see gundogans first goal doe?

that was a hit

[calm mulch]

then gundo gets a random kick and de gea forgets he is a goalie

yeah lol

actually, it was not even random

it was from the same spot from the first one

But that should've been caught if Utd had a goalie though XD

This is a blessing

and i'm not even a Madridista

in fact i would consider myself quite the opposite

[sweet tree]

based

honestly surprised he gave up that contract tho

bro was earning 30m sitting on the bench

[calm mulch]

I doubt he believes he got more in him

so i out of wits trying to figure out why would he leave this contract that pretty much only benefitted him

Hazard peaked in highschool

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/Carsonhoward93/status/1665054237900849154?s=20

Bob Johnson (@Carsonhoward93)

@UrinatingTree If all the Pittsburgh teams disappeared tomorrow, who would your favorite team in each league be?

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 5:54 PM

https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1665058225735999491?s=20

Schlasser (@UrinatingTree)

@Carsonhoward93 MLB - Rays
NBA - Raptors
NHL - Sharks
NFL - Shit, flip a coin? Dont really have a second favorite team lol

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 6:09 PM

[celest zephyr]

He’d be a sharks fan? Pain

Tree going countrywide with these picks lol

[dim kettle]

He's already a Sharks fan lol. Says it a lot in his vids.

[smoky fable]

will always be a Steelers fan

Can respect that.

[dim kettle]

Yeah, I couldn't think of a second team in the NFL myself.

[celest zephyr]

Nfl? Bingols

[smoky fable]

Could say Giants since I had familial connections to them, or say the Chiefs when Reid came over to that team with Alex Smith.

[rustic ore]

If I couldn't be a Bucs fan then I guess I'd say Jags or Phins, just something in my general vicinity

[celest zephyr]

MLB: idc tbh NBA: nuggets NHL: canes/rangers

[dim kettle]

I have second teams in the NHL and MLB because I watch more games in those sports. But the NFL, the seasons are so short and play all around the same time that it's hard for me to grow attach to teams beyond players.

[celest zephyr]

If i have to pick mlb i guess mariners or braves

But i really don’t care enough

Tbh i don’t really have second teams lol

It’s just if i had to choose

[rustic ore]

Bengals are gonna be a fun team to root for so long as they have Joe Brrr

[celest zephyr]

yeh bengals only team I’d actually consider swapping to

[dim kettle]

I'm a simp for Josh Allen. But I wouldn't say I'm a fan of the Bills themselves.

[celest zephyr]

I’d rather be an nhl fan than a fan of another team

[sweet tree]

go commies

hope they change their name

[celest zephyr]

Go Washington football Snyders

[dim kettle]

The Fuck You Dan Snyders will be a great name

[celest zephyr]

Snyder about to get booed for the entire game if he shows up again

[dim kettle]

Gonna be honest, if the Bucs were to disappear one day, I'd probably go on a hiatus from the NFL.

[celest zephyr]

Russell what are you doing

Same with the leafs

I really wouldn’t care

Leclerc 19th shesssshhhhhh

Man the order is all mixed up pretty cool

[calm mulch]

Bottas properly rated

Norris third though

[celest zephyr]

Yeah surprised at mclaren’s pace today

Piastri kinda fell a bit more off Norris than usual

Hasn’t been soundly beaten by Norris much this season

[hasty basin]

Our scouts might actually be geniuses

We get connected to Faivre just once

Next game

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1665099800377802753?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[rustic mountain]

What a Detroit way to lose. Hope the ump is ok

[austere lava]

Wow lol

All three runs in that game scored off wild pitches too. Wild

[proud coyote]

wtf lmao

[calm mulch]

intentional /s

[robust grotto]

WOW

[short flame]

If he wants a way out we’re looking

[short flame]

So the guy is on the ground probably hurt and you run for the ball. Have some sportsmanship

Israel knocked out Brazil of the U20 World Cup

[celest zephyr]

Enjoy the Babcock experience

Torts to Larson to possibly Babcock

Man brutal

[dim kettle]

All for a series win in 2019

[robust grotto]

It’ll be the final hire for Jarmo

Is their starter still Elvis ?

[short flame]

Wow Elvis plays hockey?

[robust grotto]

Yep

[short flame]

Didn’t even know he was alive

[weak gull]

I saw it once and you just had to put it in here

[dim kettle]

Sox fan perspective vs Tiger fan perspective.

[weak gull]

We will never catch the twins with these bozos losing to the damn white Sox

Is what it is

I know we never would hold a lead if we got it but I’d like to see it just for a bit

[dim kettle]

Let’s just let the Ts win the AL Comedy Central and call it a day

[weak gull]

I will not rest until the people have to say the tigers are In first place…even if it’s for an hour

[celest zephyr]

Someone just put the angels out of their misery

[dim kettle]

Good luck with that.

[weak gull]

Don’t know if any you watch college baseball but okie state getting slapped around like that was not something I expected

In their own region too

[celest zephyr]

https://youtu.be/S5zmmHkfcvw

Did Mercedes not know what communication is lol

[honest umbra]

no

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/br_openice/status/1665126277919932416?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

B/R Open Ice (@BR_OpenIce)

The NHL announced the 2024 Stadium Series will take place at MetLife Stadium and feature two games on February 17-18.

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 10:40 PM

@robust grotto

[short flame]

What’s a stadium series?

[dim kettle]

They play games in an american football stadium.

[short flame]

The winter games?

[dim kettle]

Something like that.

https://twitter.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1665128719785009152?s=20

Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_)

The Mariners have allowed 10+ runs in four of their last eight games

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 10:49 PM

[celest zephyr]

Nhl fans get to see MetLife on prime time

What a great idea

[short flame]

What’s a MetLife?

Is it the Mets stadium?

[dim kettle]

NY GIants/Jets staduim

[calm mulch]

I'm deserting my land

[short flame]

Colombia lost 3-1 to Italy

I don’t even care about the result but this was one of the most boring games I’ve ever seen

If this is the future of the sport I don’t want it

Ref reviewed every single play with var

Let the game flow no need to stop for so much

[robust grotto]

Lol god dammit man

GGs @rustic mountain @celest zephyr

[robust grotto]

I’ll try to go to this! I went to both Yankee stadium ones and the citi field one

[short flame]

So where do mets play?

[calm mulch]

Props to you for even watching those games

i'm a boxscore watcher for u20 football

[short flame]

I never miss a Colombian game

Unless it’s absolutely necessary like being stuck at work

[robust grotto]

Citi Field

[calm mulch]

I stopped watching brazil play ever since the croatia match, i'm going through delayed anger whenever i see a yellow uniform

[short flame]

I watched the Colombia Peru game during prom a few years ago

[robust grotto]

I love the place tbh

[short flame]

Why is it called Mets life stadium?

[calm mulch]

Colombia would very well go to the finals, is italy good or they went nerd mode with VAR ?

[short flame]

What if it’s a colombia yellow shirt

[robust grotto]

No no

[calm mulch]

Then it's no problem, i support every country from south america in football

[robust grotto]

MetLife is another company bro

It’s an insurance company

[calm mulch]

Actually, central america too

Mexican brothers

[rustic mountain]

We still playing bud

[dim kettle]

I would like to go to Citi Field one day. I went to the Mets old stadium before

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-baseball-nervous-sweat-sweating-gulp-gif-25080344

[short flame]

Italy were good, match was close but we lost our nerve. But man Var was so stupid. No shit decisions just it was overused. Like every single time the ref blew his whistle he spent 10-15 seconds talking to Var for no reason. Guy couldn’t do his own job

[short flame]

So met life and Mets are not related?

[calm mulch]

the future of the sport LOL

[dim kettle]

Yep

[calm mulch]

take the dynamic aspect away from football and make it have 35 timeouts for no reason

[rustic mountain]

Swanson really about to walk this dude to get to Nimmo

[short flame]

I can’t support Argentina, Bunch of racist pricks, Brazil I hated you guys for a long time after the Yepes goal in 2014 but now I’m good. I want to see you and everyone in the continent do good. Even North America I don’t mind

[rustic mountain]

2 down

Come on Swan

[short flame]

They’re trying to confuse me

[robust grotto]

The downside is there’s nothing in the area

But the park itself is great

[robust grotto]

No

[rustic mountain]

GGs @robust grotto

Good ass game

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/toronto-blue-jays-vladimir-guerrero-jr-blue-jays-blue-jays-win-mlb-gif-22547438

[robust grotto]

0-11 with RISP @rustic mountain

such a problem

This team def going nowhere

[calm mulch]

I used to feel the same ( for the exact damn reason, i would get called mono the second an argentino knew i was brazilian and them being racists in general) but after watching Turtle Ninja talk shit i had to put my faith into Argentina and cuz i'm a culer

[short flame]

Congrats

[rustic mountain]

We have our own risp issues

I feel it

[versed forge]

Jays won me money

[robust grotto]

Fucking RIP

[calm mulch]

As a culer i had to see Messi win it all and i had to rely on Argentina to beat the cocky french in the finals

[robust grotto]

2nd season with the DH and the Mets don’t have one lol

[versed forge]

Royals are terrible rn

[robust grotto]

I miss when pitchers would hit man

This is ridiculous

[versed forge]

Easy money if you bet against them

[dim kettle]

All that money thrown for LOLMETS to remain the same. Hey, might as well call them the Rangers pre-salary cap era at this rate

[robust grotto]

Call them whatever my guy

Tis but a part of the life I know as a sports fan

[rustic mountain]

Nimmo swung at some garbo at the end

Smh

[calm mulch]

i want to get back on watching MLB regularly

but this is trolling

[rustic mountain]

I'd pay 20 a month for the Jays

If I wasn't getting it for free

[weak gull]

120 A YEAR FOR SOME BASEBALL???? HELL NAH😭

[calm mulch]

Problem is that i already give my share to Broadband (soccer) and the NBA and i also plan to watch NHL

I'm not that well off lol

[rustic mountain]

Would be a big problem

Sports are expensive af to enjoy

Sadly

[weak gull]

Seriously, YouTubeTv all I use now atp but shit still expensive to keep year round

[calm mulch]

It would strip me way too much LOL, i will have to choose between NHL and MLB

or look for ways to pirate

[short flame]

I respect Messi and I’m sure he’s a good guy but that doesn’t make up for all the little pricks around him that act like a bunch of clowns. Specially that dick Aguero pretending to be world champion and emi martinez who’s the biggest racist of the bunch

[calm mulch]

I remember Martinez and his antics with Colombia LOL, on and off the pitch

i was watching the game

[short flame]

I’m a fan of the French team because Giroud is one of my favourite players and have a lot of French friends since I live in the French part of Canada and a lot of French move here

[calm mulch]

We are pretty much the opposite then LOL, i made a handful of argentinian friends playing overwatch

[short flame]

Guy called Mina a negro cagon. And the ref did nothing. That should be a straight red

[calm mulch]

but i still see what you are talking about with their behavior

but the french act the same + european cockiness about their superior football

especially with brazilian players

they fume seeing us dribble

[short flame]

The French at least have diversity In the squad

I’ve not seen them do as much racist comments as the pricks from Argentina

[calm mulch]

i did not remember that in specific... That would be a red and suspension with Mina being able to sue later

[short flame]

We made an official complaint to the conmebol and fifa

It was tossed aside

Had to protect their little favourites

[calm mulch]

Fifa being great as always

Yeah, i think i'm going with MLB

NHL is the same damn price but i'm less attached to it

[short flame]

They even gave Argentina the u20 World Cup aince they didn’t qualify

They still bottled it

[short flame]

But how will we talk about the nhl?

What app do you use in Brazil?

[calm mulch]

So...

I only watch it on PC browser LOL

i work from home so i barely use my phone because of that

[short flame]

But what broadcast do you use?

Because I pay for star plus and get a lot of espn content

[calm mulch]

depending on the region i get different options of casting to watch

sometimes espn is not available

sometimes is TNT, ABC and etc

at least that's how it is with league pass for the NBA

and broadband

[celest zephyr]

Nba league pass is better internationally

At least you don’t have regional blackouts

[calm mulch]

Yep

@short flame now that i think about it... My dad has Star+ signed to the TV, i'm paying broadband for no reason 💀

cuz i figure that's how he has been watching the games

he bought the one with the dysney+ package

damn i'm stupid

[robust grotto]

TNT covering this really well rn

I’m fucking hyped

I genuinely believe this finals will be good for the game, this should be one that non hockey fans will find themselves tuning into

https://twitter.com/pierrevlebrun/status/1665130163653296129?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Pierre LeBrun (@PierreVLeBrun)

Bettman says most likely salary cap increase will remain at $1M bump only for this summer. The larger bump comes in summer of ‘24

Likes

210

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 10:55 PM

https://twitter.com/pierrevlebrun/status/1665129218030866433?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Pierre LeBrun (@PierreVLeBrun)

Bill Daly confirms the NHL has heard directly from Salt Lake City (Utah Jazz/Ryan Smith) about their interest in having an NHL team.
(Potential relocation spot for the Coyotes although Bettman doubles down on saying he hopes to find a solution in Arizona)

Likes

316

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 10:51 PM

[short flame]

My cousin bought that and I pay a vpn and connect to his account in Colombia. That way I don’t have to pay that much

[short flame]

Any buffalo game in there?

[robust grotto]

No Buffalo news today

[shrewd moss]

bruh i thought game 2 was tonight

[celest zephyr]

Bettman and coyotes

[robust grotto]

Nah thank god lmao

[celest zephyr]

Name a relationship that is less pointless

[sweet tree]

tomorrow

[robust grotto]

NHL cannot go against NBA, that’s worse case scenario

Mala watch the finals bro

[celest zephyr]

Move the coyotes to Hawaii

[robust grotto]

Boutta go down in a few minutes

Vegas has a great home

[sweet tree]

Panthers is in miami?

[celest zephyr]

Oh yeh finals time

[robust grotto]

A little outside Miami yeah

[honest umbra]

i thought it was tom,orrow

[celest zephyr]

Nhl tonight

Nba tomorrow

[short flame]

Unfortunate but to be expected. We’re a small market

[sweet tree]

buffalo small?

[rustic ore]

Sunrise, slightly north of Miami but pretty much Miami

[sweet tree]

its still in New York tho 🤔

[rustic ore]

TV market

[short flame]

The Hawaï eruptions are not ready yet. I’m still working on the concept for the team. How did you know I was planning on putting a team in Hawaii?

[robust grotto]

TNT is hyping me up rn

This is fucking good

[short flame]

Oh is the game tonight?

Good luck panthers

[celest zephyr]

Yessir

[smoky fable]

Golden knights probably winning the series

[robust grotto]

Coin flip legit every game

[smoky fable]

Maybe

[robust grotto]

Bob is the better goalie ofc but otherwise

Rosters are even. Plenty of speed

[celest zephyr]

Adin hill season

[short flame]

I’d watch the game but I’m watching my wall tonight

[celest zephyr]

Man i want to see brossoit or Thompson at someone point

[robust grotto]

Plenty of clutch players. Nastiness on both ends too

[celest zephyr]

Watching your wall????

Lol

[smoky fable]

Watching a wall

Interesting

[short flame]

More interesting than eichel

[celest zephyr]

Oh right you are on Eichel hiatus

[short flame]

Good luck to Bob the bro

[robust grotto]

THE KNIGHT IS ON THE ICE

HAHAHAHAH LETS GO

MEDIEVAL TIMES ON ICE

[celest zephyr]

Alan Walsh is that you??????

[short flame]

Is the little goblin on the ice?

[celest zephyr]

Not yet

Vegas is so extra

Hahahaha

[robust grotto]

OOOOOOOH SHIT

THE HELMET COMING DOWN BOYS

[short flame]

You ok?

[celest zephyr]

Oh hey they didn’t put ads on the same side as the finals patch

Thank fucking god

[robust grotto]

This place is about to explode bro

[short flame]

What helmet?

[robust grotto]

Nah I’m hyped man this is a good final

[celest zephyr]

@dim ledge gold jerseys

[robust grotto]

T-Mobile is electric, place is going to pop

[celest zephyr]

Are you ready to get your finals gold jersey?

[short flame]

The only gold they’ll get this season

[robust grotto]

This arena looks so good on tv man, I gotta go to Vegas

[celest zephyr]

Hahaaah tkachuk looked smug

Like he wanted to go full trae young

[short flame]

Glad you enjoy it, the city does look cool but I don’t gamble so if I go I would go to the desert around it for the geological formations

[celest zephyr]

Yea it’s crazy

Idk if i want to go back to the city or not

[short flame]

Is the game on yet?

[celest zephyr]

Yes

Well almost

It’s anthem

[short flame]

Let me ask a question before it starts I don’t want to distract the game for you guys

[robust grotto]

Yeah about to start rn

And I don’t care for gambling either

But I do like Texas hold ‘em

[celest zephyr]

Ican’t gamble in the us

[robust grotto]

You can’t ?

[short flame]

Last summer I was able to hold my breath under water for about 2-2m30. I was only able to hold it for 45seconds this time. Should I be worried

[celest zephyr]

I’m not 21

[robust grotto]

Ah

[short flame]

Ah the us

[robust grotto]

Nah, did you stop swimming this fall/winter?

[celest zephyr]

Nah you should be fine

[dim kettle]

Meanwhile a 24 year old who can gamble.

[celest zephyr]

Shut up old man

[short flame]

I went to the Montreal casino a couple of times. I could only play the wheel because I don’t understand the other games

[celest zephyr]

I’d rather have my money anyways

[robust grotto]

True! I forgot you could in MTL

[celest zephyr]

Besides i can always gamble with stocks

[dim kettle]

To waste on Leaf merch.

[celest zephyr]

I can in Ontario also

LETS GO FINALS

[robust grotto]

Oooo but for long time you couldn’t right

[celest zephyr]

Yeah

Not until 19 i think

So i can barely drink and gamble

[smoky fable]

Would never gamble on hockey

[dim kettle]

Still don't like the new Stanley Cup Finals logo.

[celest zephyr]

Me neither

I hate it

Marginally better than the nba finals logo

[short flame]

I did but I’m usually able to come back to it pretty quickly. I pride myself in being able to hold under 2 minutes and I don’t know what went wrong

[short flame]

Well done kid

[short flame]

There’s a logo?

[celest zephyr]

Wait sanjuan you are older than 24?

[short flame]

Barely

[celest zephyr]

Oh dang

[short flame]

Turned 25 the 22nd

So now I can call shadow a kid

[celest zephyr]

I’m for sure the youngest in this chat actively lol

[robust grotto]

You’ll be good bruh you just need to keep going

[dim kettle]

For about 4 months

[sweet tree]

drip is

I think

[celest zephyr]

Really drip is younger than 19?

[sweet tree]

you're 19?

[short flame]

I Hope so. I like timing myself and the results were worrying

[sweet tree]

actually idk

[celest zephyr]

Yes

[sweet tree]

damn kimmy you young

[robust grotto]

Nah man it’s natural once you take time off from something

[short flame]

Ok I’ll see again tomorrow

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/heatdaddy69420/status/1665151068261711873?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[celest zephyr]

Vegas with the fancy light shows

[robust grotto]

😂

[celest zephyr]

Sab old enough to be my uncle

Yeh turn 20 in October

[sweet tree]

wasn't there supposed to be an artist performing

I remember MGk was in one of them I think

[robust grotto]

Yeah probably during intermission

[celest zephyr]

I think so but never checked

[robust grotto]

Vegas is ridiculous lol

[celest zephyr]

Vegas about to have a concert during both intermissions

[sweet tree]

ucl finals need that

[celest zephyr]

Man nhl really only sport i watch that doesn’t have an even number of periods/sections

Technically baseball is split into 18 halves

[robust grotto]

Oooo Bob

[celest zephyr]

Bob as red hot as his helmet

[robust grotto]

60 minutes is even brotha

[celest zephyr]

It’s 3 periods though

So you can’t do like a half time

[robust grotto]

Ignore that and think of it as 30 minutes twice 😂

[short flame]

I don’t mind a show before the game but during half time I just want to take a bathroom break and be back with the game. Those delays are painful

[celest zephyr]

That’s the nhl all star spirit

Nah i like to use it to get food and merch

[robust grotto]

Nah no delay; they’ll keep everything going

[short flame]

Bob the bro

[robust grotto]

The best time to go is like 5 minutes before period end. Beat all the lines

[celest zephyr]

But then i miss part of the game

[short flame]

Yeah that but I don’t want a damn concert while I’m buying my beer

[celest zephyr]

Fair enough

I wouldn’t either

[short flame]

Also the fact that I’m very picky with music so I usually don’t even like the people performing

[robust grotto]

Good pace

Barbie is a good player - wonder where he signs next year

Oh that’s bullshit !

Should be a pen on Vegas are at least one for both sides lol

WRAP AROUND SHORTY ERIC STAAL LOL

[dim kettle]

A WRAP AROUND SHORTY GOAL IN THE FINALS! OMG OMG OMG!

[robust grotto]

LOL !!!

That’s karma

[dim kettle]

Lunik I'm gonna have a heart attack!

[robust grotto]

Vegas should’ve never had a PP out of that dude

[robust grotto]

I can’t tell if that’s sarcasm

[dim kettle]

If I was a Panthers fan that goal would be framed on my wall.

[robust grotto]

Fax though

Chucky off the post

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/EliManning/status/1665154947300638721?s=20

Eli Manning (@EliManning)

I can’t believe Charlie one-upped me with the Spider-Man Crocs. Savage!!

Likes

150

Twitter · Jun 4, 2023, 12:34 AM

[robust grotto]

Savage

He doesn’t live too far from me

[dim kettle]

Everyone lives close together in Jersey!

[robust grotto]

It’s true!

Dude the funniest thing are New Yorkers who’ve never left the area that for some reason think Jersey is this far away place lmfao it’s actually sad

[celest zephyr]

1all

I wish i saw that ,mannnnnnn

Missed it live while eating grub

[dim kettle]

Of course they left the slot wide open

That was a terrible PK

You know the idea of the PK is to cover the slot.

[celest zephyr]

If only the leafs knew they had to cover the slot and the front of the net

And end of the first

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/1665162246656237568?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Chris Johnston (@reporterchris)

Jonathan Marchessault has 10 goals in his last 11 games. 👀

Twitter · Jun 4, 2023, 1:03 AM

He was in the NYR system too btw, fun fact lol

[celest zephyr]

Nhl doesn’t want people to bet in their locker rooms but advertise gambling sties okay then

[dim kettle]

And then you have 2 Panthers just over pursuing the dude at the back of the net. The same shit that let Ross Colton score a goal against the Cats last year with like 4 secs left

[celest zephyr]

Feels so good to see the bruins kick out Cassidy only for him to make the finals with the knights

[dim kettle]

Sad part is Montgomery is gonna win Coach of the Year despite being exposed in the playoffs

[robust grotto]

It would be crazy harsh to not give it to him for the best regular season in the sports history

[dim kettle]

It's just gonna be funny though.

Yeah, yay! 65 wins. BTW you blew a 3-1 lead to an 8th seed and the Bruins former coach is in the Finals.

[robust grotto]

These guys knock on your door

[dim kettle]

I'd pass out if Gretzky was at my door. NGL

[celest zephyr]

I’d think I’m dreaming

Chad Henrik with the only light colored suit

Gg lunik

Hope the mets make the playoffs

[dim kettle]

BTW, that isn't Henrik's cup on the table. Henrik doesn't have cups.

[robust grotto]

No Cups, just Balls

And GGs, even if we do we don’t deserve anything

[short flame]

My hero

[celest zephyr]

No cup just a guitar

Henrik proving you can be good and look like a gq model

Jimmy gotta take lessons

[short flame]

Why are you disrespecting the best non sabres player ever

[dim kettle]

I do miss Henrik though, He was 98% of my brilliant OG Ranger jokes. What am I suppose to make fun of now? Shesterkin? I like Shesterkin too much to do that.

[celest zephyr]

https://globalnews.ca/news/9743911/blue-jays-place-bassitt-on-paternity-list/

@rustic mountain

You see this?

Pretty cool to have paternity leave

Pitched a spotless game then went to watch his child be born

Has to be one of the weirdest experiences

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/spittinchiclets/status/1665145448192004097?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[dim kettle]

Helps when there's over 100 games of baseball.

[robust grotto]

😂😂 GARY !!!

You didn’t like Hank much?

[celest zephyr]

https://www.si.com/nfl/eagles/news/philadelphia-eagles-russell-wilson-trade-clause-denver-broncos-seattle-seahawks-jalen-hurts-rumors

[short flame]

How’s the game?

[robust grotto]

Florida is playing well tbh

[celest zephyr]

Come on

[robust grotto]

Vegas needs to push back at even strength

[celest zephyr]

Why didn’t washed Russ go to the eagles?

Then he could tank them

[dim kettle]

Not so much him. But he won a goal medal and every Ranger fan started calling him King. Just made it easy to make fun of when he failed.

[celest zephyr]

Dang ed Oliver got paid

Fully deserved he’s a beast

[robust grotto]

Ah I see

[rustic mountain]

I hella applaud this. The Jays typically do things right by their players. Just need to get rid of Bass

[dim kettle]

Good luck with the last part.

[rustic mountain]

I'd rather suck than not have him.

[celest zephyr]

Come on

[short flame]

Well he’s the future king of Sweden

[rustic mountain]

I'd rather get last in the AL east than win a title

[celest zephyr]

It ain’t worth making the playoffs if it means bass is on the roster

[short flame]

It’s alway worth it making the playoffs

[dim kettle]

The fact that Bass was able to join a roster with any money is sad.

[celest zephyr]

Not when a guy is anasshole

Also I’d rather suck for a decade than have Deshaun on my team

[short flame]

Same with eichel

[dim kettle]

BTW Brown fans are still in denial about Watson.

Now they're gonna win the AFC North and everyone but East Ohio will hate it.

https://fxtwitter.com/ballyrays/status/1665166216153952269?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

This is why KK isn’t on the Rays anymore

[robust grotto]

Hill is so shaky lol

What a save though

[rustic mountain]

Aiden Hill

Holy fuck

That was indane

Insane

[dim kettle]

These playoffs really gonna be the highlight of Aiden Hill's career.

It's only downhill from here.

[rustic mountain]

If he gets a cup out of it

I could die happy

[robust grotto]

He shouldn’t be sliding that hard

Put himself in a poor spot, it should really be 2-1

[rustic mountain]

It should be but sometimes it's better to be lucky eh

[short flame]

Isn’t kk a hockey player?

[rustic mountain]

Kevin Keirmair

The Blue Jays of

Outfielder sorry

Vegas PP coming

[dim kettle]

The Canes player?

[robust grotto]

Penalty

[dim kettle]

I'm talking about Kiermaier of the Blue Jays.

[robust grotto]

Yeah he’s probably thinking Jesperi Kotkaniemi

[rustic mountain]

That pass was nuts

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/theblockspot/status/1664979116192350214?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Sam Block (@theblockspot)

Brady is gone.
Peyton is gone.
Favre is gone.
Brees is gone.
Big Ben is gone.
Eli is gone.
Rivers is gone.
Matt Ryan is gone.
Vick is gone.
Luck is gone.
Cam is gone.
Romo is gone.
McNabb is gone.
Palmer is gone.
Warner is gone.
Fitzmagic is gone.
Your childhood is over.

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Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 12:55 PM

we are old

[rustic mountain]

Hell yeah

[short flame]

Yeah him

[rustic mountain]

Been old

[dim kettle]

What a save. But that was a choke from the Panther player

[short flame]

Matt Ryan retired?

[dim kettle]

The fact he uses Fitzmagic name annoys me a little. more like Fitztragic for the Jets and Bucs.

[celest zephyr]

He’s basically done

[short flame]

Ah it’s an American football list

[celest zephyr]

Tbh even for me still feels like it’s the end of an era

[rustic mountain]

One way or the other a former Sabre getting a cup. Crazy stuff

[dim kettle]

Matt Ryan was done a few years ago but he was in denial about it.

[short flame]

I thought it was about the Australian keeper

[short flame]

We’re a development club

[dim kettle]

I remember talking here a few years ago when I said Matt Ryan was washed and people thought I was crazy.

[celest zephyr]

No Big Ben no Brees no Brady no cam no fitz

Matt Ryan gone

[rustic mountain]

I don't recall what I thought at that time

[celest zephyr]

Wilson turbo washed

[rustic mountain]

Depends when it was

[celest zephyr]

Man the qbs I remember being good are all either gone or heavily declined

Rodgers feels like he has also

[dim kettle]

Probably was the Giants game. Where he had like barely over 200 yards passing.

[celest zephyr]

Bad year in green bay

[rustic mountain]

I have no clue tbh

[celest zephyr]

Just ain’t that consistent anymore

[rustic mountain]

Tbh Idk if I thought Ryan had it in him to a win anything meaningful

[celest zephyr]

Marc stone for vezina

He almost did

[dim kettle]

I think it was Monster or whatever.

[celest zephyr]

So lol

But yeah I never thought he was that good

[short flame]

So not this Ryan but another one?

[celest zephyr]

Foles weirdest qb for me to win a ring that I’ve seen

[rustic mountain]

Another one yes

[short flame]

Ah i get it thanks

[celest zephyr]

Idk why people have two first names lol

[rustic mountain]

Yeah that blew

[celest zephyr]

Like it’s so weird

[short flame]

I have 3

[rustic mountain]

Nothing like your qb passing for over 500 yards and you lose

[dim kettle]

Matt Ryan was always a top 10-15 QB in his prime. Not elite, but I think most teams would like to have a Matt Ryan at QB.

[celest zephyr]

How I feel about Stafford

[rustic mountain]

Ryan had one elite year

[dim kettle]

Him too

[rustic mountain]

Too bad Brady existed

[dim kettle]

Too bad Kyle's offense was a double edged sword

[rustic mountain]

That too

[robust grotto]

This is a good game

[celest zephyr]

I know that full well

[robust grotto]

Overtime please

[celest zephyr]

No

[robust grotto]

Sorry to any of those fans lol

[celest zephyr]

I don’t want to see tkachuk score an ot goal

[dim kettle]

Yes Tkachuk scoring an OT goal

[rustic mountain]

You know we had no games for a bit and I was like "maybe I was too harsh on Tkachuk" then I saw his dumb face chewing that fucking pacifer he calls a mouth guard

[short flame]

What’s the score?

[dim kettle]

The only regret I have about this run is Tkachuk not doing this in a Flames uni

[rustic mountain]

And Idk if I was harsh enough

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/sportsnet/status/1665134186787749891?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[short flame]

Any panthers player

[celest zephyr]

Can that dog win a ring so I don’t have to see either team win it

Just have that dog get a ring and call it a day

[rustic mountain]

So how hard does Bob crater back to earth after this run

[celest zephyr]

As hard as otter

[dim kettle]

I'm sorry, Johnny Hockey and Tkachuk are the reasons I got into the Flames. I can't root against him unless it's against the Bolts.

[rustic mountain]

I repect that

I don't respect Tkachuk tho

[celest zephyr]

Nah I don’t like the knights either

[rustic mountain]

Tbh I just don't like Sam Bennet, Matthew Tkachuk, and Alex Pietrangelo

[celest zephyr]

Ugh the A or C on the same side as the finals patch

Doesn’t look good

[dim kettle]

Sam Bennet another guy I can't wait for the Leafs to trade for and sign Milan Lucic to bring the gang back together.

[rustic mountain]

No

Just give us Brad Marchand too make it a bastard trio

[short flame]

I’d take brad

Peak shithousery

[dim kettle]

Have fun with Treliving. Gonna see a lot of grit North American boys.

[rustic mountain]

Eh. I mean if we get to the playoffs and we actually hit back vs teams like florida

I'll take it

[celest zephyr]

I can’t wait for the lighting to bring Tyler Johnson and Jan Rutta back

[dim kettle]

Tyler Johnson still plays?

[celest zephyr]

Yea

[robust grotto]

Im so neutral on this series it’s not even funny

[dim kettle]

IDK what the Bolts do this off season. Gonna be hard to bring Killorn back.

[short flame]

You know I care about random things. Pietrangelo is a cool name so can’t hate him. But he’s at a horrible club so I can’t support him

[robust grotto]

If it makes you feel better siren there’s nothing NYR can do

They’ll have to run it back w this roster

[dim kettle]

Now watch the Flames sign Killorn. Because they already have Coleman.

[celest zephyr]

Shit wrong king

[short flame]

I’m not neutral on anything regarding Vegas

[celest zephyr]

Ping

Meant to ping lunik lol

[dim kettle]

I knew what you were talking about though. lol

[celest zephyr]

Lol

Tom nook about to sell finals merch

[robust grotto]

My boy Tom

[celest zephyr]

For 100000 bells

[short flame]

I don’t expect any big moves either. Maybe a defender and a backup keeper

[dim kettle]

Sab buying a Matthew Tkachuk Finals jersey from Tom.

[rustic mountain]

VEGAS GOALLLLL

[celest zephyr]

Got to add the panthers Stanley cup hat

[robust grotto]

WOW

What a fucking goal

[rustic mountain]

That was SICK

[short flame]

Fuck me

[robust grotto]

Anaheim fans look away !

[celest zephyr]

Theodore with a goal

[dim kettle]

And don't forget about Sanjuan getting himself a Eichel jersey

[celest zephyr]

Sheesh that’s nice

[dim kettle]

The dumb things GMs will do to keep players in expansion drafts.

[celest zephyr]

Proceeded to keep Justin holl over McCann

[robust grotto]

Kyle Dubas protecting Kerfoot over McCann

[celest zephyr]

Kerfoot ain’t even ass

[short flame]

I’d just donate my sabres jersey and go full time on football

[celest zephyr]

More mad about how they protected fucking holl

[robust grotto]

Holl yeah lmao but at the time Toronto d was ass

[celest zephyr]

And he’s more ass somehow

[robust grotto]

Yes

[dim kettle]

Fuck, a former Panther scored a goal on the Knights.

[celest zephyr]

Somehow the turnstile that is Travis dermott is better

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/br_openice/status/1665172983751774208?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[rustic mountain]

This is gonna be a really good series

[dim ledge]

MAN BE SCARED DEM GOLD BOYS

[robust grotto]

DEM GOLDEN BOY TINGS

[dim ledge]

SHEA "BADMON" THEODORE

[robust grotto]

Thank god Carolina isn’t in the finals

We’d be snoring rn

[rustic mountain]

Woulda been straight smoked tbh

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/NHLdotcom/status/1665173418919034880?s=20

NHL.com (@NHLdotcom)

Coyotes exploring options for new home in Arizona, Bettman says https://t.co/kqZKWyFFJz

Twitter · Jun 4, 2023, 1:47 AM

[rustic mountain]

Like what???

[dim kettle]

The literal desert

[rustic mountain]

They aint going back to Phoenix

[dim ledge]

Let it go backpack meme

[rustic mountain]

Bettman has a weird ass crush on Arizona

[dim kettle]

It's not only Bettman. It's the owners.

[rustic mountain]

But why AZ???

Just take the L and go to Houston

[robust grotto]

CHE ADAMS INNIT

[robust grotto]

Utah *

[rustic mountain]

Please no

Utah deserves nothing good

I hate that state sm

[weak gull]

COOK

[rustic mountain]

Every experience Ive had in Utah was fucking miserable

[robust grotto]

I’d visit Utah

[rustic mountain]

Why

[robust grotto]

Seems quaint

[rustic mountain]

It's abysmal

[robust grotto]

Really?

[dim ledge]

I wanna go back to nawlins

[rustic mountain]

Yes. There isn't shit there. The people are rude af.

[weak gull]

I haven’t had the greatest visits either in Utah, only one good visit out of 3 and that’s because I was with my friend who is Polynesian, so we hung with a very different crowd

[dim ledge]

Sab did you visit there for family/religious purposes

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/BullsCentraI/status/1665004460366594053?s=20
If this happens, this would be the such a Jerry Reinsdorf owning, mediocre organization decision imaginable. Chicago fans really love their mediocrity.

ChicagoBullsCentral™ (@BullsCentraI)

The Chicago Bulls are looking to sign Nikola Vucevic to a three year extension. Talks are ongoing. (via @JCowleyHoops)

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Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 2:36 PM

[rustic mountain]

I went to a BYU game (very long ass story) and everyone was just miserable

[dim ledge]

Nvm lol

[weak gull]

I’d never attend anything at BYU 💀💀

[rustic mountain]

It's a long ass story

I've gone for multiple reasons

[celest zephyr]

Vuc extension????????

[rustic mountain]

Salt Lake had the best hospitals for like my Dad's cancer and my Grandma's open heart surgery

[celest zephyr]

Terrible idea

[weak gull]

I actually wrote my law in higher education paper on BYU and their religious exemption from title ix

[rustic mountain]

So always had to go

[celest zephyr]

Dang that’s rough

[rustic mountain]

Fucking cook king

Roast their ass

[celest zephyr]

Yea byu ain’t somewhere I’d ever want to go

Can kinda relate

[dim kettle]

Same team that extended Zach LaVine to big money to be above average.

[celest zephyr]

One of my neighours had heart surgery and my aunt had cancer

[rustic mountain]

I aint about to catch a mute but let's just say after I learned about them flexing their influence on a certain bill, I was furious

[weak gull]

So odd, the shittiest states have these set ups. My grandmother ended up in Cleveland for her open heart surgery

[rustic mountain]

It happens sometimes man

Good doctors in shit states

Idk why

[weak gull]

Yup

[rustic mountain]

Cost of living?

[celest zephyr]

Probably a factor

[rustic mountain]

Get that big mansion

To look over the landfill that is Salt Lake

[celest zephyr]

I mean sf is so expensive that you’d just get a small ass house

Made decades ago

[dim kettle]

People live in SF?

[celest zephyr]

Yeah my brother does

[dim kettle]

I thought only sitcom families live in SF.

[weak gull]

Possibly, but Cleveland is pretty expensive sadly. Outside of it im not sure

Utah though, yeah it’s pretty average in general cost wise

[celest zephyr]

Considering he has a dog and a cat that sometimes act like a sitcom close enough

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/1665175459179397120?s=20

[honest umbra]

it’s the balloon from IT

[rustic mountain]

Holy god that WAS NUTS

It was in a blink of an eye

[robust grotto]

WOW

OFF THE FACEOFF LMAO

DUKE

[celest zephyr]

Brutal late goal

[rustic mountain]

This is gonna be an AMAZING finals

[weak gull]

LETS GO

[celest zephyr]

Holy crap that king emote is scary

[weak gull]

It creeps me out mane😭

[robust grotto]

Overtime ??

[honest umbra]

yes

[rustic mountain]

One can hope

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/nhl_watcher/status/1665182222956068864?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

NHL Watcher (@NHL_Watcher)

Friedman says the Winnipeg Jets understand they will have to listen on Hellebuyck, Scheifele and Dubois, all entering the last year of their deals, but they have made it clear there will not be a rebuild, they want players that can help now.

Twitter · Jun 4, 2023, 2:22 AM

[short flame]

There goes my hopes for hellebuycks

[robust grotto]

Boom

[dim kettle]

3-2 Knights

[celest zephyr]

Imbeciles

Refuse to rebuild

Congrats on becoming mediocre next season

Canadian teams and loving barely being relevant

A trend as old as time

[robust grotto]

He’s one of my least favorite gms for sure

Has had the job since the move. They need to find a different philosophy

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1665130832103632896?s=20

Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC)

Daly says there is no NHL investigation into the Valeri Nichushkin incident, that it was handled "appropriately" by Colorado and he is eligible to play. Police cam footage was released earlier this week.

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Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 10:58 PM

https://twitter.com/mikeystephens81/status/1665126984748285953

Mike Stephens (@mikeystephens81)

Gary Bettman, asked about the department of player safety and specifically George Parros, says the game of hockey has never been safer.

@TheHockeyNews

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Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 10:43 PM

Right Bettman

It has never been safer

[short flame]

Remparts made the memorial cup final. Hope we win it

[short flame]

Well there’s less fights

[dim kettle]

4-2 Knights

Good goal.

[celest zephyr]

Yeah but the amount of injuries and fights sure doesn’t look like it’s safer than it’s ever been

https://twitter.com/mikeystephens81/status/1665130571008286721?s=20

Mike Stephens (@mikeystephens81)

When asked about George Parros’ former ties to the brand “Violent Gentlemen” and their slogan “Make Hockey Violent Again”, Bettman responded:

“Do you know what he’s talking about?”

Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 10:57 PM

…….

Really had to hire a guy who had that background

Totally making the game better right Bettman

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/golden-knights-jon-merrill-vegas-golden-knights-vgk-gif-13821695

Matthew Tkachuk Sad Party babyyyy

[dim kettle]

And Sanjuan is a happy man.

[smoky fable]

What is the injury situation like for hockey.

The NFL is well documented for the injury history I remember

Since they’re probably the most physical sports that the US have.

[dim kettle]

I don't like that George Parros has so much power in Player Safety considering he's a former goon in his hockey career.

Watch, the next guy will be Tom Wilson in charge of Department of Player Safety when he retires.

[dim ledge]

Greeks outchea

[celest zephyr]

Yeah yeah it probably will be lolll

[dim ledge]

🇬🇷🧿

[celest zephyr]

https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/video/gary-bettman-goes-around-the-nhl-with-ron-maclean-at-game-1-of-stanley-cup-final/

Bettman interview

Man Bettman feels like he’s senile right now

[dim ledge]

NHL had a major structural issue

[celest zephyr]

Should fire his ass

Sports leagues need terms for commissioner

And then they have to be voted in again

Fanatics ad on NASCAR???

[dim ledge]

watching NASCAR

[rustic mountain]

You like Nascar Kimmy??

[celest zephyr]

Yeah why

[rustic mountain]

I thought it was just f1

[celest zephyr]

Nah watching f1 Indy and NASCAR this season

[rustic mountain]

Well, I hope you enjoy it man

[celest zephyr]

Thanks

[dim kettle]

The NBC broadcasts of NASCAR are coming up soon.

[celest zephyr]

Thank god fox sucks so much

Hearing Stewart Danica and bowyer makes my ears hurt

[dim kettle]

Danica crashes in anything NASCAR

[short flame]

I’m a broken man

[rustic mountain]

5-2 Vegas. Thank you Vegas for teabagging Bob

[short flame]

Thanks Vegas for ruining my life

I was already having a bad day did not need for things to get worse

[dim kettle]

Me enjoying the salt coming from this channel either way.

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/dahliabunni-popcorn-gif-22679950

Me watching Tkachuk and Bob fail

[short flame]

I lost a game of snooker after leading 2-0. 2-3 in the end and not panthers lost. Couldn’t get any worse

[dim kettle]

Either way, Tkachuk or Eichel are gonna win a cup. And I get to laugh at the salt.

[short flame]

Tkachuck hopefully

I want Maurice and bob the bro to win it

[dim kettle]

IDK, Conn Smythe Trophy Winner Jack Eichel has a nice sound to it.

[rustic mountain]

I want that Tkachuk distraught after losing the finals photo so bad

I want to make it my banner

[dim kettle]

I know, you're gonna have a banner of Tkachuk lifting the cup.

[rustic mountain]

You misspelled Eichel

[dim kettle]

Yeah, yeah, yeah

[dim ledge]

Telling yall

Florida and Tkachuk/Bob are great but Vegas is horrifying

[short flame]

That’s a funny joke

[smoky fable]

Never bet against Vegas

[dim ledge]

No teams Florida have faced have the physicality that Vegas has

Their forecheck is ridiculous

[smoky fable]

I guess this is the year the Golden Knights finally win

[rustic mountain]

Music to my ears

[dim kettle]

I think what's gonna kill Florida is just the penalties

[short flame]

They beat Buffalo to make the playoffs

[smoky fable]

Didn’t think you disliked all Florida teams

[short flame]

Don’t say that

[dim kettle]

The difference between Vegas and Carolina is Vegas actually have superstar talent on their team.

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/florida-bugs-bunny-rebel-rabbit-silly-rabbit-bye-florida-gif-4981592

[smoky fable]

The Florida cinderella runs are all going to end

In 4 or 5

[short flame]

If you want to call a garbage can a superstar go ahead

[dim kettle]

Not even only talking about Eichel. William Karlsson, Mark Stone, Marchessault. I can go on and on

[rustic mountain]

If Vegas wins this series, I'll even buy one of those Gold.Vegas Mark Stone jerseys just as a thank you for ending Tkachuk's run

[dim ledge]

Mine will be blank

Only because none of the hockey jerseys I got have players

[rustic mountain]

I have a blank Wild and will have a blank Coyotes

[dim kettle]

Doesn't help Adidas doesn't make enough jerseys.

[rustic mountain]

The rest have players

[smoky fable]

Coyotes eh

The Kachina ones?

[rustic mountain]

That kachina is sick

[dim kettle]

They have nice jerseys.

[smoky fable]

Glad to see you agree about that

[rustic mountain]

And it'll be a nice piece

Kinda like my Vancouver Grizzlies hat

[short flame]

I’ll give away any gold I have if they win and my sabres jersey

[dim kettle]

That Eichel cup poster is gonna look so nice on your wall.

[short flame]

I’d burn the house down

[celest zephyr]

Got a SuperSonics jersey?

Man your dad is going to be so pissed if you do

[short flame]

Well he’s rooting for Vegas

So I’ll be happy to piss him off

[celest zephyr]

Only going to save the Eichel cup poster

After the rest burns down

[proud coyote]

this isnt true

danica isnt a great driver but the counter-reaction against her for simply being promoted is silly

she's still good

[dim kettle]

It’s a joke. Laugh

[short flame]

[proud coyote]

what's the joke

[dim kettle]

Danica crashes. That’s always the joke. Never said it was clever humor

[proud coyote]

right

her crash rate isnt even that high honestly

[dim kettle]

She has funny moments though when she does. Tries to crash into someone. Ends up only crashing herself

[short flame]

Wait why does she try to crash into someone?

[dim kettle]

She has a temper when racing a lot.

[short flame]

Oh I thought there was some bumper cars competition

[short flame]

And that justifies trying to hurt a competitor. Cars crashing is dangerous, doing it on purpose seems dangerous

[dim kettle]

It is. Usually never ends well.

Bubba Wallace got a lot of shit for it last year.

https://youtu.be/C_1tdKW9bJo

[celest zephyr]

Never liked bubba

Didn’t deserve the shit he got years ago though

[dim kettle]

Had a horrible team.

[celest zephyr]

Yeah now with 23xl kinda getting exposed

[dim kettle]

I think he would be a better racer if he didn't have meltdowns like that.

[celest zephyr]

For sure

Reddick just strong and consistent now

Didn’t expect to say that about him but well he’s been solid this year

[dim kettle]

Like Kyle Busch temper was bad. But Kyle is also elite at racing.

[celest zephyr]

Yeah bubba doesn’t win enough to be worth it

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/1665207384896307201?s=20

[short flame]

Accidents happen but purposefully crashing onto someone is criminal. It’s assault, should be banned for that, not the same sport but in bmx there’s a practice when one driver will put a rival down so that their partner gets the trophy since a fall is the end of a race. So dangerous and unsportsmanlike

[short flame]

You can have a bad temper and not commit assault

[dim kettle]

I mean ,racers get suspended for doing it.

[short flame]

For how long?

That should be an extended suspension in my opinion

It’s putting everyone’s lives at risk

[dim kettle]

One race. But missing one race really can effect a racer because they don't get playoff points.

[celest zephyr]

With win or in it isn’t that bad

[dim kettle]

But it's also more diffcult to really advance in the playoffs without the points.

[celest zephyr]

Yeah but at least you can make it

Beats not having playoffs where missing could really cost you any chance

[short flame]

But one race doesn’t justify the risk you’re putting on your life and others

[celest zephyr]

Since points don’t transfer with sub drivers

[short flame]

It’s a dangerous thing to do

[dim kettle]

Especially for racers like Bubba who struggled to get one win, yeah those points really matter.

[celest zephyr]

For sure to advance further yeh

You still have an outside shot at least though

[short flame]

But they don’t matter as much as a life. You should be out a couple of races at least

[dim kettle]

NASCAR at this point, have made it so safe for drivers that it almost never becomes a concern unless the car flips multple times

[celest zephyr]

Losing like 30 plus, 40 plus is really hard to come back from in NASCAR

Yeah like they aren’t really at risk barring something crazy

[short flame]

So the sport makes sure you can crash safely?

[dim kettle]

The last death in NASCAR was Dale over 22 years ago.

[celest zephyr]

Maybe there is a minor injury but short of something wild like Grosjean or Zhou even other sports don’t have really that many serious injuries from crashes

Yeh NASCAR has been pretty safe since then

And really dale wouldn’t have been that bad off if dude actually used his safety devices like Hans

Well yeah that’s the point of safety lol

It’s if shit goes wrong then the drivers are going to be safe

[dim kettle]

F1 on the other hand. Those cars go so fast that it can become a death trap if one mistake happens.

[celest zephyr]

It can but they have gotten safer

A lot of safety changes lately

[dim kettle]

Definitely.

But those cars crash like paper mache that it just leaves you breathless sometimes.

[robust grotto]

There was a female formula driver who passed away a few years back

Car got lifted off the ground and crashed into a building

Oh shit after looking for her name, I found out she survived

I’m not gonna post the video but her name is Sophia Flörsch, only 22 and that race was in 2018

[dim ledge]

RIP Senna

Realest 2 do it

[thorn hornet]

Benzema leaves

How the fuck is Havertz going to fluke a move to Madrid

[undone fractal]

first barcalonas prime team ends and now madrids prime team ends

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/piesportsbooze/status/1665115274641588224?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/Santi_J_FM/status/1665109442755428353?s=20

Santi Aouna (@Santi_J_FM)

🚨🔵🇦🇷 #SPL |

◉ Al-Hilal continue to be confident of Messi's arrival.

◉ His clan has already accepted the Saudi offer : a 2-year contract worth 1.2 billion euros.

◉ Messi is still hopeful of joining Barca and wants his future to be decided quickly.

W @sebnonda

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Twitter · Jun 3, 2023, 9:33 PM

No way this is real

[short flame]

At least he’d have a chance at a trophy

[thorn hornet]

Thats 12 million a week

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/ehclothing/status/1665204411218501632?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[robust grotto]

Race day huh

Dog this pre race shit is hilarious, dudeman from sky is just walking around the grid desperately trying to find famous people to talk to

And he finds some random guy and goes ‘who are you’ and the kid goes ‘lol no one famous’ incredible tv

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I hate the pitlane part

Miami is worse

It was so long before the start of the race

Yeah I hate the pitlane part

Aston’s pace seems to be worse than before

Yeah I hate the pitlane part

It was so long before the start of the race

[celest zephyr]

How the hell did hill get that insane

Dude popping off right now

Ugh Indy and NASCAR overlap

Lame going to have to pick one or the other

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1665296716721946625?t=TbChAUw3kq5CC1oHTY7SDw&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 BREAKING: Karim Benzema LEAVES Real Madrid. Official statement confirms club and player decision. #Benzema

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Twitter · Jun 4, 2023, 9:57 AM

hamilton and Russell top 3

😄

[celest zephyr]

Man Perez hussling

[simple seal]

With that car he better lol

[dim kettle]

A weekly Verstappen W
https://youtu.be/dDJvoe2NjpI

[celest zephyr]

Can’t do it

Merc take 2-3

[gusty kayak]

Lewis on podium

[celest zephyr]

Wow Hamlin got totaled

Chase retaliated yikes

That ain’t going to get him any friends ‘

Least of all Hamlin

[thorn hornet]

He knew

[celest zephyr]

wow

[calm mulch]

Good

[hasty basin]

Nicolas Jackson has scored again

That's just great isn't it

9 goals and 2 assists in 8 games

[fluid moat]

3 more hours until this horrific season is finally over

[celest zephyr]

I heard Messi is out at PSG what happened?

[fluid moat]

He realized they are a joke of a club

[dim ledge]

Tbh

Less concerning for me is big Sam lasting only 30

Greater concern is Leeds 2023 is on here twice....

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1665421014270869506?s=20

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

No breakthrough in the negotiations for Declan Rice at this stage. Nothing has changed with Bayern, Arsenal or any other club. ✨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #WHUFC

Arsenal will bid after the final, Bayern are interested but nothing is done or close yet.

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Twitter · Jun 4, 2023, 6:11 PM

[hasty basin]

Napoli trophy lift

[hexed galleon]

Ronaldo and Benzema might be coming to tunisia depending on the arab cup group stages...

Id try to get ronaldo to sign my united shirt but we know how hed feel about that

Good thing the club my family supports plays against benzemas future team

Ill be meeting Benzema inshallah

[sweet tree]

Goodluck

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1665439416549011459?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[fluid moat]

Trying my hardest to not fall asleep watching this game

[celest zephyr]

Hahhaahahhaahhahaahha thanks rays

For beating the Red Sox

[fluid moat]

Hopefully the sack comes soon

[fluid moat]

[hasty basin]

CHIESAA

[fluid moat]

My boy

You and your 35 million can fuck off

Give us 200 and maybe we’ll consider it

[sweet tree]

celta scored a goal from a bad cross lol, far post and in. wild

also zlatans last game with milan

he should hang up the boots

[fluid moat]

Need Roma to drop points

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/vartatico/status/1665455807264161792?t=MOuRAdOCLWgroou5Ouxewg&s=19

how do you predict / stop that lol

[fluid moat]

Chiesa vs Udinese has pretty much been this game

[thorn hornet]

Krunic injured

We need him for qualifiers broo

1-1 Verona equalised

How are Milan 4th btw feels like they lost and draw almost every game this season

Gasperini got a straight red lol

[fluid moat]

Yeah I have a feeling we’re bringing Conte back

Everything about this situation screams Conte

Especially if UEFA brings the ban hammer

[sweet tree]

ansu scored b2b

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/nbcswhitesox/status/1665459024354234368?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[thorn hornet]

Pirlo run it back

[sweet tree]

did u see his freekick?

in the kings league

[thorn hornet]

You got your joy back

[sweet tree]

3 goals in 2 games

[fluid moat]

Pirlo would make it into our midfield

I like this Udogie guy

[hasty basin]

What the

Fuck

https://vxtwitter.com/FootColic/status/1665460230740754433?t=5FmOLaCmHCZyv-dhxq_4lg&s=19

For the hat trick btw

[sweet tree]

almeria 3-3

that means valladolid gets relegated

[fluid moat]

Can’t believe Milik gets more minutes than Kean

Roma scored