sports

[formal breach]

I wonder how long that list is

[shrewd moss]

denver is just too good

[celest zephyr]

Nuggets cooking

[dawn tapir]

yeah nuggets in 5 and jokic wins finals mvp if they keep up this play

[shrewd moss]

nah, sweep

[sweet tree]

🧹

[celest zephyr]

Nuggets must save us from himmy butler

I’ll go nuggets in 5

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-hader-eating-popcorn-keith-morrison-dateline-snl-gif-25666169

Heat downfall?

[celest zephyr]

I wish the panthers downfall wouldn’t come at the cost of Vegas winning a chip

[rustic mountain]

There's no winning in the stately cup final only pain

[celest zephyr]

Nah if it gets suspended then that’s winning

But yeah it’s going to be the ratley cup

[nimble onyx]

Not good enough to sweep tho

[rustic mountain]

Does it matter if the Nuggets win the whole thing?

[celest zephyr]

No

[nimble onyx]

I'd rather not get swept in the finals tho

[celest zephyr]

Hot wheels ad????????????

[sweet tree]

true would be boring if it's a sweep

[celest zephyr]

What is going on

[rustic mountain]

Sure, but like

If any team could sweep it'd be Denver

[celest zephyr]

This is just going to be a lame duck finals ngl

[robust grotto]

You watchin this Petes game 👀

[weak gull]

Whenever I so desperately need the twins to lose

They win

Every single time😔

[celest zephyr]

Let’s go we are back on track

4-2

Not ideal but hey winning ways are winning ways

B2b series dubs

[dim kettle]

No one in the AL Central should be anywhere close to the playoffs. At times like this I'd wish baseball relegated teams.

[celest zephyr]

Or just got rid of divison winners making the playoffs

Just use it as tiebreaker

[dim kettle]

Baseball is too "traditional" to do shit like that

[celest zephyr]

Then time to get trash in the playoffs

And with a high seed

Yay the third seed is a barely over 500 team so fun

[dim kettle]

This is why I can't get angry with the White Sox. They'd make the playoffs to job to the Blue Jays in the playoffs.

[celest zephyr]

Wdym the blue jays would job

[dim kettle]

Not against the Sox

[celest zephyr]

They aren’t even going to make the playoffs

[honest umbra]

The nuggets won

[dim kettle]

Trust me, the only thing I'm looking forward to this season is whenever the Sox fire Rick Hahn. And then remember after that Jerry Reinsdorf still owns the team.

[celest zephyr]

The blue jays have to beat out at least two of the Yankees mariners and astros

To make it

[undone lion]

Can you start rooting for denver so Miami has a chance

[dim kettle]

Depends how things look by the All Star break. A lot of teams look good till after that period

[honest umbra]

Yea please do it

[undone lion]

Hopefully the Heat come out better in game two, the second half was encouraging enough

[dim kettle]

Like Texas looks good so far. You don't know how they'll play in August or September when games really start to matter.

[honest umbra]

That’s what I said about my lakers game 1 morale victory

The nuggets are relentless

They won’t stop

[undone lion]

Honestly I thought the same when I said it lol

[dim kettle]

Please sweep the Heat, Denver. Make me enjoy these Finals.

[undone lion]

I don’t want to see a finals sweep

[honest umbra]

Nothing can make us enjoy these finals, Sirenn

but a sweep would be the worst result for the NBA

[dim kettle]

Seeing the Heat lose would make me smile.

[undone lion]

But but but Jimmy butler

[honest umbra]

Either team winning is cool with me

I guess I would prefer heat winning a little

[dim kettle]

I'm a Magic fan. I don't care about these feelings about Jimmy Buckets. He's a Heat and he needs to lose.

[undone lion]

Jimmy making the finals two out of the last four years is good enough for me tbh but I’d like to see Miami get like two wins

[honest umbra]

Just like 2020?

[undone lion]

Yes

Just run that back

[honest umbra]

Jimmy gonna need to drop two 40 point triple doubles then

And then get blown out game 6

[undone lion]

Heat are overmatched but just make it competitive enough

[undone lion]

Lol he might not be capable of that this series tbh

Wonder if the ankle is still bothering him

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I don’t think he can

Probably is

[hasty mesa]

The score didn’t end that badly

I stopped watching so maybe I missed something

[undone lion]

They started 4Q on an 11-0 run

[honest umbra]

Well fourth quarter run made it seem close

But it was never that close most of the game lol

[undone lion]

Difference kinda stuck around 10 after that

[honest umbra]

at the end of the day heat only took 2 fts

[hasty mesa]

Yeah from what I saw Denver was running that court

[honest umbra]

you’re never going to win a game with 2 fts

[hasty mesa]

Shouldn’t be any diff in Miami

[honest umbra]

Nuggets 9-0 at home so far

[undone lion]

Lmao

[honest umbra]

The RDC video was funny wit that

[celest zephyr]

Indy 500 is wild

Man the balls to drive at that speed for 200 laps

Did everyone just forget how to drive at the end of the Indy 500 lol

Red flag after red flag after red flag

[celest zephyr]

Ughhhh Byron finished second

Sad

3rd in standings though very nice

[thorn hornet]

Denver won

Daddy Kroenke warchest might be a bit bigger

[short flame]

Oh yeah, anyone in the olympics you gotta be a beast. Peak human athleticism

[calm mulch]

I know that most of these olympic athletes live in pain because of the burden they put their bodies through

So peak human athletecism ain't healthy ig

[celest zephyr]

Yeah it ain’t

Not just Olympics but like any sport

That’s why they get paid so much cuz they have to sacrifice everything to be as good as they are

In pain from your mid 30s for the rest of your life is tough

[calm mulch]

Turns out doing 5 surgeries per minute so you can force your body to work like a machine does not help in the long run LOL

Lonzo Ball on his way to a THIRD knee surgery and he still plans to comeback and play professionally... This can't be sane

[calm mulch]

@celest zephyr Watched the game this morning, i thought the Heat were a smart team

Yet all they do is brick 3 point shots, they didn't drive at all, no paint game

got basically no calls thanks to that

Nuggets were letting Bam get his jumpers off (Jokic was not even trying to contest that cuz bro doesn't get off the ground) and it still didn't matter

[short flame]

Yeah they push their bodies to the extreme. You gotta be strong to make it even having to sacrifice your own health. It’s a tough world

[calm mulch]

It was extremely boring tbh, the Heat couldn't do a damn thing

they are really outclassed

[short flame]

They can come back come on heat

[calm mulch]

I mean, there is clear adaptations the Heat can do to be better next game

but so does the nuggets, so we got a series ahead of us

The heat is going to be bullied in the paint cuz nobody besides Bam can guard Aaron Gordon under the rim

[short flame]

I know a guy who won a gold medal in skiing, a couple even and it destroyed him physically and mentally and last I heard he was studying accounting. Just wants to get away from that

[short flame]

It’s when you get put down the most that you evolve and overcome the adversity

[calm mulch]

At least both teams are very respectful to each other

Real class basketball

[celest zephyr]

Which is really odd cuz the nuggets aren’t a good paint defense

They don’t really have that strong rim protector

Jokic is fine but he can be exposed there

[calm mulch]

That's why Bam got a 26 point game

[celest zephyr]

Chucking up threes and jumpers plays into their defense

[calm mulch]

But Bam alone isn't going to win you anything

[celest zephyr]

Bam is the key for them

It’s going to be hard for butler to cook Gordon kcp and Bruce brown

[calm mulch]

Heat needs the smaller players driving into the paint, they lacked aggressiveness

[celest zephyr]

They should use bam as more of a passing threat

[calm mulch]

are they really that scared of the nuggets size ?

[celest zephyr]

Always though they could run him at the top of the key, around the midrange area like where jokic is

[calm mulch]

That is one obvious adjustment to look at in the Heat side

[celest zephyr]

And have his as a passing threat from there

[calm mulch]

Now the problem is, the Nuggets didn't have the best shooting game

they shot only 31%

[celest zephyr]

Cuz he has the best offense from that spot

[calm mulch]

a lot of open looks that didn't fall

If the nuggets didn't have an "off" game this would be a 20 point loss

so both sides have things to work on

And i'm really starting to think a sweep is coming, they are just outclassed

[celest zephyr]

Yeah the issue for the heat id they are going to struggle to hold the nuggets to so few points

It’s at best like a 5 game series for me

I just can’t see a way that the heat can muscle their way through this one

The nuggets are a machine

[calm mulch]

They got no size, no scoring and no defense and play zone against the best team against zone that is rested and had 9 days to prepare...

How do you win ?

Gotta rely on Caleb and Vicent having the best games of their lifes for 4 games straight ?

[celest zephyr]

Yeah they just have no clear advantage here

The nuggets are a more poised and balanced team than the Celtics

Jokic can just cook bam all day

Let alone who even guards Gordon or mpj

You can put butler on Murray but then that opens up everyone else

Double teaming jokic is a death sentence

The issue is also the heat have a lot of defensive liabilities like strus Vincent Duncan etc

Herro is also one when he’s on the court

[celest zephyr]

Jokic is a bad man

Though the only thing that stops him is ironically having no idea what that means

[dim kettle]

Can't stop Joker.

[weak gull]

Part of why they mix in that zone. Spo is going to have adjust and call that zone at the right times pretty much. Keep it more off balance than he did vs the Celtics

My king always had me

[hasty mesa]

Joker deserves his ring

Nuggets should just sweep

[calm mulch]

They can't play anything other than zone againt them and the Nuggets are killers against zone themselves

They are too small and old

Maybe that's the reason they didn't drive into the paint, they afraid of not getting anything off

[weak gull]

They can, it’s the nba. You can’t play zone all game long and Spo knows that

[calm mulch]

You know

i said "can't" but you know what it means right

i meant they far more effective and comfortable in zone mode

not that they literally can't

[weak gull]

Then say that, don’t say can’t. Why I don’t converse much wit you lol. You want me to assume what you mean. I’ll pass dawg

[calm mulch]

I keep looking at the game and wondering "is there ANY adjustment that the Heat can make that will get the job done ?"

[calm mulch]

brother, you still on that ?

Let it go, damn

[weak gull]

What are you talking about? I just mean that in general, don’t gaslight me

[calm mulch]

You really wanna beef with me ? What is up ?

You don't gotta take a defensive approach to everything i say

[weak gull]

There is no beef, I just told you I do not like having to assume what someone is saying which is often what you want

[calm mulch]

I'm literally just chatting

and have only been doing that

[weak gull]

So I’m good on the convo

[calm mulch]

So that's how you want it to go huh ?

Okay

I'm better than that

[calm mulch]

btw i'm not "gaslighting" you, i was referencing the last time we "talked"

And the fact you are still being defensive and up to arms to this day

but you do your thing

[weak gull]

You did, I stated the reality for myself and you referenced it back to a few days ago, that doesn’t matter to me. Said what I said and meant it. Has zero to do with last time. Be easy

[calm mulch]

What do you mean "be easy" ? I'm the one that tried to strike a convo with you after the last conversation that turned to insults

I should be the one saying that

[celest zephyr]

Are both of you going to talk about sports or just bicker like two kindergarteners?

[hollow wind]

I think we should calm it down in here please

Just drop it if it's going nowhere

[celest zephyr]

Sup Evan

[hollow wind]

yo kimmy hru

[celest zephyr]

Any idea when the new storm light novel is coming

I’m aight just chilling

[hollow wind]

I think December right?

lemme check

oh November

even better

[celest zephyr]

Dope thought it was going to come out this year

[dim ledge]

I'm sorry Kimmy I just realised I failed as a mod in allowing you to become a United fan

This is like child neglect

Or endangerment

Or both

[robust grotto]

Lmfao

Kimmy I support your United journey

[calm mulch]

If you attempt to read it that's what i tried to do

Anyway, when this only works when 2 want it

nothing more i can do about

next

[celest zephyr]

Yep easier for both of you to just ignore each other

Handy feature called blocking lmao

[dim ledge]

"Balkan I support your fentanyl journey"

[celest zephyr]

It’s okay if i become a helper then it might actually become child neglect

[robust grotto]

Balkan I support your rakia journey

Sorry, raki

[dim ledge]

raki, rakija, rakia, water

[robust grotto]

Palenka as well

[celest zephyr]

Whatever though its fun to bicker about sports

[hidden rampart]

It’s unfortunate Shannon sharpe is leaving undisputed. I really liked that show

I put it on in the morning while getting ready for work

[celest zephyr]

Sup rob finished totk?

[hidden rampart]

I’m not even a quarter through

[celest zephyr]

I really gotta get back to it lol

[calm mulch]

Was it the Damar Hamlin situation ?

[dim ledge]

Doubtful it's likely just $$$$

[hidden rampart]

Probably a mix of both I think

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/br_openice/status/1664661038560604167?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[hidden rampart]

Skip did take a heavy personal shot at shanon a few months back

[robust grotto]

17 😍 greatest trophy in sport

[dim ledge]

Skip is a moron

[celest zephyr]

No wonder they have to cycle guys around him

[dim ledge]

Whenever I think of puck and liquor I think of Ovi being absolutely shitfaced at the charity event

"give me car"

[robust grotto]

GIVE ME CAR!!!!

[celest zephyr]

I don’t like Stephen a but he also doesn’t say personal shit about his coworkers on live tv

[robust grotto]

Yes he does, just not in the moment on live TV

[calm mulch]

That's his job

[celest zephyr]

Someone should have told him with his contract he could buy damn near any car he wanted

Fair enough yeah

Saying it on live tv is brutal

Dang my bad said his coworkers got to get drug tested

Man he talked shit about ohtani

[dim ledge]

I forgot that shit lmao

"BASEBALLS BEST PLAYER CAN'T BE JAPANESE"

[dim kettle]

And of course he get's away with it for obvious reasons I won't mention. lol

[celest zephyr]

Don’t bother he said it himself

[dim kettle]

Indeed

[calm mulch]

I'm looking for source on that and i can't find him ever saying that though

Lost a good 10 minutes of my lunch time for no reason lol

[dim ledge]

I definitely remember it but baseball is like squarely at the bottom of my interest in major league sports so I couldn't tell you source wise where to go

[dim kettle]

I know Stephen A Smith said something like that about Ohtani a year or two ago

[celest zephyr]

https://youtu.be/oB_sZQIbUxQ

[celest zephyr]

What a douchebag

[dim kettle]

Meanwhile I'm dying to see more asian players play Ice Hockey.

[celest zephyr]

Same in basketball

[dim kettle]

Still miss Yao Ming. Such a likable guy.

[celest zephyr]

Yeah great work he’s doing back in China

[calm mulch]

Watched the whole thing and i still don't know what is Stephen's point

What is he saying is not necessarily ALL wrong, but why is he saying that out of the blue ?

Sounds like some attempt to hide his hatred

like "yeah shohei ohtani is great but if he was american he would be more marketable" LMAO

what is that even supposed to mean

[dim ledge]

@mellow cradle how has pavard been overall for you guys

Seems were linked

[robust grotto]

You just know that Jokic being so dominant has to bother him

[rustic ore]

Oh 1000%

[dim ledge]

Giannis definitely bothered people too

[rustic ore]

Which is dumb, I like both of them and am glad they both rightfully have won league MVP

[robust grotto]

I wanted to say him first but bc Jokic is in it rn, my point was euro mvps in general

[dim kettle]

ESPN when there's nothing about LeBron to talk about for 5 minutes:
https://youtu.be/nsNrwHA6Big?t=13

https://fxtwitter.com/AnaheimDucks/status/1664679072876888064?s=20

[mellow cradle]

Decent

Just sufficient tbh

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1664672362904825856?t=DtvseULklu9CnscMCU8Ltw&s=33

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

The Suns and Frank Vogel are finalizing a five-year, $31 million contract to make the 2020 championship coach the new head man in Phoenix, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.

Likes

2092

Retweets

430

Twitter · Jun 2, 2023, 4:36 PM

@smoky fable

https://tenor.com/view/meh-the-simpsons-couch-whatever-gif-25776096

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/JMackeyPG/status/1664671970967924737?s=20

Jason Mackey (@JMackeyPG)

Pirates have traded Robert Stephenson to Tampa for Double-A SS Alika Williams. 2020 first-rounder, per source.

Likes

194

Twitter · Jun 2, 2023, 4:35 PM

[smoky fable]

Yeah I saw it. All I’ll say is this, at least it wasn’t Doc Rivers

[dim kettle]

Boy that would've been a funny one.

[rustic ore]

Big true

And at half the price of what Detroit gave Monty as well

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1664680548562763795?s=20

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Report: The #Eagles offered a trade to the #Seahawks for QB Russell Wilson last season but Wilson refused to waive his no-trade clause for Philadelphia.

The #Commanders also made an offer but Wilson refused to go there, he only wanted the #Broncos

https://t.co/6oHwQBeJlQ

Likes

105

Twitter · Jun 2, 2023, 5:09 PM

What could've been. We could've had "Let's Fly!" instead of "Let's Ride!"

[dim ledge]

@modest totem

I'm bullying you

[undone lion]

washington, lets command

[smoky fable]

Oh yeah, I saw you mention kimmy and something about a ManU affiliation. Realized I didn't have a team to follow in the PL. @dim ledge

[dim ledge]

Take a deep breath

Do not follow in his footsteps

[dim kettle]

Just get your fans out of the Bucs tweets.

[rustic mountain]

Monster Man City fan incoming??

[dim ledge]

MY FANS????

[dim kettle]

Not you

silly

[dim ledge]

Goodness

Honestly monster. If it were up to me id attempt to get you to Newcastle or Brighton, obviously I love Liverpool but

[smoky fable]

Surprised you actually knew Man City

[dim ledge]

Both of those teams are fun to watch

[dim kettle]

I don't know shit about PL so I can litterally say anything and not know what I'm talking about. lol

[rustic mountain]

I only know them because I was accidentally sent a man city scarf last year

And Balkan said to burn it

[smoky fable]

That is kinda funny

And expected that Balkan response

[rustic mountain]

I really wanted to send it to him

But he didn't seem too keen on wearing man city stuff

[dim ledge]

I'd rather wear a noose

[dim kettle]

I only know ManU from all the tweets about demanding the Glazers to sell the team on random Buc tweets.

[dim ledge]

Fyi siren the glazers aren't the issue

It's the club board that gets players that don't work out

[smoky fable]

The way I worded it made me realize that you guys thought I'd choose Manchester United. I did enjoy seeing the Ferguson era teams as a casual fan, but I don't have an attachment to them now.

I'll choose a fun team to watch though. I'll take your advice

[dim ledge]

Liverpool are fun as hell but had a bad season

Klopp ball is amazing

Brighton is great too

Newcastle has Saudi ownership which I have issues with but they're up and coming, have nice colours/history, and fun players

[dim kettle]

I wish I could watch so many sports at once. But there's only so much time I have to watch sports.

[thorn hornet]

Heard we talking about football

[dim ledge]

I'm Kloppilling monster

[thorn hornet]

I tend to watch only two sports football and basketball

I can't keep track of that many

[dim ledge]

Footy, ice hockey, NFL

Honestly

NFL may be over hockey for me now

Never thought I'd say that

[dim kettle]

I follow all 4 major sports in North America. But basketball I have a hard time watching consitently with ice hockey on at the same time.

[dim ledge]

But I fuckin love my niners

Watching shanahan coach is a privilege

[smoky fable]

That is pretty significant.

I thought hockey would always remain second for you with the way you talked about it

[dim ledge]

Shanahan and Klopp are very similar btw

[dim kettle]

American Football is very easy to sit through with the season being very short compared to other sports

[thorn hornet]

I will talk shit about golf and cricket until I die

[dim ledge]

The issue with me monster is like

[thorn hornet]

Boring ass sports

[dim ledge]

I can watch every game in the season for my teams in the NFL and PL

I cannot watch 80+ games of hockey

When I do I enjoy it don't get me wrong

[thorn hornet]

I can't watch all NBA games because they are too late

[dim kettle]

I watch 2 teams in hockey. So about 80 x 2.

[dim ledge]

Ah yes, sirens 1am torture of watching Calgary

[dim kettle]

17 OT/SO loses.

[dim ledge]

Fyi art you and us in the top 3 next season baby

[smoky fable]

Liverpool will definitely bounce back

Not sure Man City will even offer a chance to win the league.

[dim ledge]

With haaland it will be tough

More importantly than him is KDB

and I believe they're strengthening that back line again

[smoky fable]

KDB is something else

[dim ledge]

If Nunez puts away the chances he had this season next season we challenge no doubt

[smoky fable]

Seems like they might lose some key players though

[dim ledge]

Gundo gone

[smoky fable]

Gundogan

exactly

[dim ledge]

I hear teams are offering for Alvarez but I doubt anything happens

Laporte out

Mendy who was tried for like 8 rape trials coming back

Because that works evidently

[smoky fable]

Nah they wouldn't offer up Alvarez now.

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/NHLdotcom/status/1664686733953204265?s=20

NHL.com (@NHLdotcom)

Penguins coach Mike Sullivan said he's on the same page with his new boss Kyle Dubas to "surround" Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin and Kris Letang with more talent and continue to make a run at the Stanley Cup.

https://t.co/ADggbQUk33

Twitter · Jun 2, 2023, 5:33 PM

[smoky fable]

Didn't know Mendy was on City

[dim ledge]

Benjamin Mendy yep

There's lots of em common name

[smoky fable]

NHL playoffs always seem volatile. It surprises me since the NBA playoffs usually have the best teams in the finals, but NHL seems to have more upsets.

[dim ledge]

Edouard Mendy, Namplays Mendy, Benjamin Mendy just to name the biggest ones

[smoky fable]

But only one that has those allegations. when you said it, I knew who that was.

[dim ledge]

Oh I forgot about Madrid's Mendy

[dim kettle]

Just how the sports are different. Hockey is relies a lot more on luck and getting hot at the right time. Basketball a few stars can control the game more times than not.

[smoky fable]

Add another one

Baseball seems like hockey a bit as well. Luck and getting hot at the right time for the postseason.

[dim kettle]

Pretty much.

[rustic ore]

https://youtu.be/6okxuiiHx2w

Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him

[dim ledge]

But yeah I'll say the same thing I said to Kimmy. Check out club history/culture/politics and settle in. Frankly, Liverpool being as good as they are/have been is incidental for me, they just happen to line up perfectly with what I like in that aspect

[dim ledge]

Tbf, like I said. I'm fortunate to watch Shanahan coach

[dim kettle]

Of course baseball has the advantage of having no real cap system. So larger markets can make their luck greater through free agency. But it's never a guarantee winner in baseball.

[smoky fable]

This will be a rough season to watch Buc for our respective teams.

[dim ledge]

And having players like Kittle, CMC, Deebo etc

[smoky fable]

tank for Caleb

[dim ledge]

I cannot put into words how much fun CMC was to watch for me. One man army

[smoky fable]

That defense is solid too. I wonder how Wilks will do after Ryans.

[rustic ore]

I’ll get the alcohol ready

[dim ledge]

I have faith especially after getting that Eagles player

[rustic ore]

Hargrave

[smoky fable]

Already coping with MHJ too

[dim ledge]

Also, it seems the dude we picked first in the draft had the most INTs in college during this season or something

[dim kettle]

Welcome to mediocrity land again, Tampa. The only difference is that ring we can carry to mediocrity.

[dim ledge]

Ja'ayir brown or whatever

[rustic ore]

Could still happen, AFC is a murderer’s row with all of those young QBs

Houston should be picking top 10 next year

Short of something crazy happening

Like they win their division

[smoky fable]

Least the defense won't be too bad. Qbs...... that'll be rough

[dim kettle]

The NFC is gonna be boring for a few years.

[dim ledge]

Yep. Having Bosa and Warner will do that

[rustic ore]

NFC needs to get lucky with landing young QB prospects in the draft

AFC got the majority of them, selfish pricks

[smoky fable]

The qb position is the only uncertainty for them.

[dim kettle]

Caleb to Tampa here we come

[dim ledge]

Which TBF is a fairly important uncertainty

But I'm confident

[smoky fable]

A bit ridiculous wasn't it

Oh the Panthers got one

[dim kettle]

I do wonder if Caleb Williams refuses to play for Arizona if the Cards get the 1st pick?

[smoky fable]

But it was the small guy in Bryce Young

[smoky fable]

He'd turn down a lot of money if he does

NIL money doesn't come close if he chooses that route

But I'm sure Kliff is not saying good things about AZ

[rustic ore]

He’s not gonna do that, Eli was the last consensus #1 to refuse to play for the team that drafted him

[smoky fable]

But that's not impossible at all to see.

[dim ledge]

I tell ya, Buc was infulential in convincing me how good some of our players and staff are

[rustic ore]

Lynch said Purdy’s throwing sessions have looked good so far

[smoky fable]

If the Cardinals get MHJ the receiver, Bowers, or Caleb, I'll be content. Offensive lineman are good too at the top with guys like Alt.

[dim kettle]

Now watch the Cards win random 7 games.

[dim ledge]

Like I of course trust Juba but I have to imagine there's a degree of niners bias. Buc losing his mind over how good Bosa or Kyle etc are is what cemented it

[smoky fable]

That is never happening.

[rustic ore]

He’s gonna be 100% come season time allegedly but I’d still give him a month, maybe 2 to get the rust off

[dim ledge]

Kittle still probably my favourite though. Such a fun, dynamic player

[smoky fable]

If it did, would mean Kyler played well though

[rustic ore]

Will say though, golden opportunity to turn Lance into trade bait since he should be the starter while Purdy is out

[dim kettle]

It would be a huge risk to trade him now with his rookie contract slowly getting closer to ending.

Most teams would have better luck waiting for him to hit FA to try and get him

[rustic ore]

He’s already a sunk cost

[celest zephyr]

I disagree

He can still be good

[rustic ore]

2 years in and he still can’t win the QB job in SF

[celest zephyr]

What? He won it last season

[rustic ore]

He was handed it

[celest zephyr]

No he wasn’t

Jimmy could have been the starter

They could have gotten someone in free agency

[rustic ore]

Well we have a game and a quarter to judge him on since he broke his ankle week 2

[dim kettle]

All that's gonna be told about him in SF is that he should've started his rookie season and the fact that he got hurt his second year and you still don't know what you got in him only proves my case that benching your 1st round QB from the first round more times than not is BS

[celest zephyr]

But nevertheless he did start week 1

So like idk man lol

[rustic ore]

Personally was not impressed with anything I saw from that limited sample size

[rustic mountain]

Agreed

[smoky fable]

I'll judge him in the games.

If he sucks, he's gone

[celest zephyr]

Last season all I’ll say

[rustic mountain]

I still riding that Lance Bust Bus

[smoky fable]

Easy litmus test

[celest zephyr]

We got purdy so we good

[dim ledge]

Couldn't give a shit tbh. Happy with our qb room and whatever happens

I'm chillin

[celest zephyr]

Yeah for sure

[dim kettle]

Lance never got to play a full year. Which sucks. But again, so do coaches thinking benching your 1st round QB their first year is forever gonna be stupid to me.

[dim ledge]

Caveat is, if lance pops off, I can no longer make big cock brock/glocc purdy jokes

So I'm torn

[celest zephyr]

Rodgers wasn’t a full time starter until his fourth year

Clearly he was a bust

[rustic ore]

Like either Lance plays well and Purdy gets traded or vice versa, cause you’re not benching Lance if he plays well and it doesn’t make sense not to capitalize on someone being a hit commodity

[rustic mountain]

Trey Lance is Aaron Rodgers

[smoky fable]

Mahomes wasn't a full time starter either

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-markiplier-gif-14835823

[smoky fable]

He didn't even play when they lost to the Titans

[celest zephyr]

He isn’t? Merely that not being the full time starter after two seasons in the nfl isn’t enough to just be labeled a bust

[dim kettle]

Just look at Purdy. Mr. Irrelevant himself got to play games and was undefeated as a starter. How stupid does Kyle look not starting him sooner? Which that's a unfair question to ask, I know. But imagine thinking Jimmy G was so much better than Lance his first year.

[dim ledge]

I'm going to take a shower rather than sticking around for the same argument for the umpteenth time

[rustic mountain]

I know hence why I called it the Lance Bust Bus. He aint there yet

[smoky fable]

I just think Lance gives you more from his physical traits then the other two. But if he still can't beat out Purdy, then it's not worth it.

[smoky fable]

See ya.

[rustic mountain]

Wouldn't be the OP server otherwise

[smoky fable]

Nah there are sports on.

Baseball

[celest zephyr]

Juuse saros better than shesterkin

[smoky fable]

The FA cup tomorrow

[celest zephyr]

[dim ledge]

You'd twerk to have Igor on your team for one season

Goodbye

[rustic ore]

Baseba…😴

[celest zephyr]

Doesn’t mean he’s better than saros

[smoky fable]

You watch more than I do though? Or sleep to it.

[rustic ore]

(I say that jokingly)

[smoky fable]

oh

[dim kettle]

[smoky fable]

Well that was something

[celest zephyr]

Also for the record I wouldn’t because samsonov is good

So like no I’m not doing a rain dance to get Igor

[robust grotto]

What the fuck

[rustic mountain]

Balkan is right. We need new arguments

[celest zephyr]

And that’s what I did lol

[dim kettle]

The Oilers have no depth or goalten- Oh wait, that's also an old arguement.

[rustic ore]

I got a good one, Jets aren’t going to the playoffs this year and Rodgers will retire after 1 season

[modest totem]

why couldn't he have gone to the Eagles!?!?!

[smoky fable]

I know Sab will like that

[modest totem]

I hate Russell Wilson!!!

[smoky fable]

That's funny. But you have Payton at least this year

You got the washed Russell Wilson

[celest zephyr]

Davante adams is going to make the playoffs on the jaguars

[smoky fable]

The Ravens will make it to the Superbowl

Lamar will win MVP

[rustic ore]

Now that one is funny

[modest totem]

He plagues me

[rustic mountain]

Buc buttering me up

[celest zephyr]

The cardinals are going to win 6 games this season

[dim kettle]

How this channel will effect LeBron's legacy?

[smoky fable]

No, no that's too much

NO

[rustic ore]

Now that’s mean, trying to wish Monster out of the 1st pick

[rustic mountain]

LeBron saw Evan's messages and he let him down

Give LeBron another L for that

[celest zephyr]

Lebron lost 5-0

[dim kettle]

How Josh Allen will lead the 17-0 Bills into the SB.

[modest totem]

I had to read this one out loud because I liked how it sounded in my head 😂

[smoky fable]

The Bills will lose in the divisional round again.

[rustic ore]

LleBron

[rustic mountain]

Buckering me up

[smoky fable]

They made virtually no improvements to their squad

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/no-way-dude-no-oh-bugs-bunny-bugs-gif-22941840

[celest zephyr]

The patriots are going to be a wild card team

[dim kettle]

Oh the Bills are going nowhere. Defense is still gonna be bad when it matters most.

[smoky fable]

I got a bold prediction: The Chargers will not choke

[celest zephyr]

Bill belicheck wins coach of the year

[dim kettle]

Can't choke in the playoffs if you don't even make them

[celest zephyr]

Desmond Ridder is going to be the starter at the end of the season for the falcons

[rustic mountain]

The Bills will get to trash a wild card team (probably NE knowing my luck) and then promptly lose to the Chiefs or Bengals

[modest totem]

That is bold

[smoky fable]

Nah thay'll make the playoffs

[rustic mountain]

Idk if he has ever done that tbh

[modest totem]

This is fair though

[smoky fable]

Mike evans will get traded at the trade deadline.

[rustic ore]

Steve Wilks will win assistant Coach of the year and become HC of the Raiders next season

[smoky fable]

A contender will offer capital for him

[celest zephyr]

03,07,10

Three times

[rustic mountain]

Really? 2010???

[dim kettle]

Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl are the biggest overrated bu-

[rustic mountain]

Fucking why lol

[smoky fable]

Didn't they lose to the Jets that year

[rustic ore]

Brady won MVP that year didn’t he?

[smoky fable]

I remember that season 2010.

[rustic mountain]

2010 was a weird ass year

I think he won it in 11

[celest zephyr]

Yeah he did

[dim kettle]

IKR. The Jets made the playoffs. Always a weird sight, I know.

[smoky fable]

Rex Ryan's best team

[celest zephyr]

Harbaugh won in 2011

[smoky fable]

They lost to the Steelers

[dim kettle]

My Dad was broken after that.

[rustic ore]

2010 had that game winning punt return TD in DJax against the Giants

What a fun game/comeback

[dim kettle]

Of course the Bucs go 10-6 to not make the playoffs

[celest zephyr]

Hey now they can go 6-11 and still make it

[rustic ore]

All because the refs robbed them in that Lions game

[dim kettle]

Why did you have to become a bust, Josh Freeman? Why? WHY?

[dim kettle]

I still think not showing up against Atlanta both times hurt us more.

[smoky fable]

Cardinals can relate to that

[weak gull]

I want New England to lose forever

[rustic ore]

Rodgers has a fraudulent ring, Packers only got that 6th seed tie break because the refs screwed Tampa against the Lions

[smoky fable]

Hate the NFC West for how good it was in 2013

[celest zephyr]

Bryon leftwich hurting the Bucs even in 2009

[smoky fable]

Can see you never let it go.

[rustic ore]

Never

[dim kettle]

Also helps when they face the Bears in the thrid round and Jay Cutler was such a bitch to not get back into the game.

[celest zephyr]

Jeff Garcia as qb dangggg

[rustic ore]

Bucs would’ve gotten smoked by the Eagles in the WC, still that should’ve been their spot

[dim kettle]

Yup, Leftwich played like the first 5-7 games of the season.

[weak gull]

The one where we snapped a 26 game losing streak vs teams on the road?

[rustic ore]

Perhaps

Can’t remember

[weak gull]

How did y’all get robbed?

[rustic ore]

Bad OPI call on what would’ve been a game winning TD in regulation

Refs even sent a letter the next day saying it was a bad call against Tampa

Little good that does

[dim kettle]

I always look at both Atlanta loses as the ones that mattered most. But that Lions game was the biggest egg lay I saw all season with an OPI call to make excuses with.

[rustic ore]

Winslow 2 will always been a POS but that was a good play by him

[weak gull]

It was a shit call…but y’all let drew Stanton light y’all up

[dim kettle]

Yep, like I said, such a egg laid game.

[weak gull]

Y’all should’ve had the chance to win but that was sad

[smoky fable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5PYs8NkAJs

[weak gull]

Trust me I know this feeling well

[smoky fable]

This game?

[rustic ore]

Tbf our defense was missing like half of our starters at that point

Yeah

Salt in the wounds

[weak gull]

Drew Stanton was the backups backup tho😭

[dim kettle]

Always look at the game after against Seattle. And that should've been what this Lions game should've been like for the Bucs.

and it never happened.

[smoky fable]

He wasn't bad in AZ

I'll say that much.

Liked him in that role for the BA era

But the Cardinals had a good team then

[weak gull]

He wasn’t, but that Bucs team definitely should’ve been able to beat him. He legit was just lobbing it to Calvin to end it

Which wasn’t a bad plan…but still

[smoky fable]

Lobbing it up to Calvin is not a bad plan

[dim kettle]

It was the game that was a hint for things to come in 2011.

[weak gull]

That game was a hint for us lions fans as well, we subsequently would get better over the years til we peaked with that epic defense and got hosed vs the cowboys in yoffs

[rustic ore]

“Youngry” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[weak gull]

Won 4 straight after that game I believe

[dim kettle]

Buc, I didn't need to remember that dumbass saying. smh

[smoky fable]

The hell is that

[rustic ore]

Morris should stick to saying kids, probably better at that than being an HC

[dim kettle]

Dumbass thing Morris said during training camp in 2011 or something like that

[rustic ore]

Stupid saying Raheem Morris said during the season, fusion of young and hungry when describing the team

[smoky fable]

12 years later, and people are still not happy with his coaching. Rams fans in particular.

[rustic ore]

Started 4-2, proceed to lose 10 straight to end the season

That got us Greg Schiano as our HC

[dim kettle]

That saying goes as well as Josh Freeman saying "Stats don't matter" after losing by 40 against SF.

[weak gull]

Josh freeman….man

[rustic ore]

And we proceeded to give about 20 mil to a Punter in free agency after denying Morris any decent FAs in the offseason before 2011 for some reason

[dim kettle]

Wanna know the highlight of the 2011 Bucs for me. Going to a home game against Houston and seeing Jacoby Jones score a TD for Houston on the first damn play.

[rustic ore]

Oof

[weak gull]

Jacoby was electric man

[rustic ore]

That was also the game Arian Foster beat us every way

[dim kettle]

And then you have Super Cam ruining my Christmas Eve.

[weak gull]

Arian Foster….loved him too, back when I used to like the Texans

[rustic ore]

Except throwing the ball so shame on Kubiak not giving him an LT type game

[smoky fable]

Texans were great back then

[smoky fable]

Do not like that

Do not like Cam

[weak gull]

I loved watching Cam at his peak

[dim kettle]

That was Houston's first playoff team. But nonetheless. The Bucs were a miserable existence in 2011

[rustic ore]

Crazy it took them like 10-11 years to make the playoffs from their inception. That WC win against I think Cincy was JJ Watt’s coming out party

Freaking 90 yard pick 6 or something

[dim kettle]

Too bad nobody told 13 year old Siren that it was gonna be much worse 2 years down the line.

[weak gull]

I’ll always remember that game…went out there and won with TJ fucking yates

[dim kettle]

I liked TJ Yates. I liked underdog QBs.

[weak gull]

Bucs got a Super Bowl now tho…so I mean

You’ve seen something special

[rustic ore]

Funny enough I played with a guy in HS who went on to play as a back up at UNC during Yates time there

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/1664683250764087330?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Frank Seravalli (@frank_seravalli)

Buckle up, it's the Summer of Chevy. With Hellebuyck, Scheifele, Dubois and Wheeler on the board, Winnipeg is going to be the center of the hockey universe for the next month.

Top 25 Trade Targets 🎯 is up @DailyFaceoff:

https://t.co/WpI8gWcX0M

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Kevin Cheveldayoff is the most boring GM in the league

So sign me up under “I’ll believe it when I see it”

[rustic ore]

Buckle up…for disappointment, Winnipeg

[rustic mountain]

Manitoba being the centre of anything besides sadness is weird

[dim kettle]

Of course now. I have a SB that I still can't believe happened 2 years later. But doesn't change the fact that I spent my teenage years seeing Freeman, Greg Schiano, Alarm clock numbers, and Famous Jameis to name a few.

[rustic ore]

Actually we have https://sportshub.cbsistatic.com/i/r/2021/02/08/519f6f0c-a609-49fc-b064-4640a2a08486/thumbnail/1200x675/bd8644044a09a8a547c59916c9c36033/antoine-winfield-jr.jpg

[weak gull]

I loved this photo

[rustic ore]

Same

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy

[dim ledge]

I may step away from being a rangers fan

Ngl

[weak gull]

But that’s cause I loved Winfield. I wanted him to get drafted by the lions so so badly

[dim kettle]

Another team that is allergic to the R-word. Rebuild

[robust grotto]

So true

[weak gull]

I got a soft spot for golden gophers, but Winfield stood out to me on every Minnesota defensive play back when he was in college

[rustic mountain]

No more Rangers?

[robust grotto]

Hurt to read ngl

[dim ledge]

I'm sorry

[rustic ore]

Who did they hire for their new HC?

[dim ledge]

But pride began because of something in NYC

When they said "yea we'll leave it up to the players" I was mad but I understood

[rustic mountain]

Did the Rangers do some fucked up shit

[dim ledge]

To do nothing when every other team is doing something for pride is unacceptable

When you're fucking NYC

[robust grotto]

Ah

[rustic mountain]

I agree.

[robust grotto]

There’s nothing I’ll be able to say on that one

[rustic ore]

Guess they’re cancelling pride night things

[dim ledge]

Let em. I don't give a shit anymore

I'm just a fan

[robust grotto]

Nah they didn’t cancel pride night

[dim ledge]

But they've continued to alienate us as a demographic

[rustic ore]

Join us in Tampa, you’ll be labeled band wagon but we have your fav defenseman

[dim ledge]

All I ask is for a simple social media post or something

[dim ledge]

Montréal if anything

[robust grotto]

They still had the whole ceremony and had LGBTQ fans do a bunch of things across the night from the anthem to a booth call and they had merch but the players didn’t wear the warm up kits

[rustic ore]

Fair

[dim kettle]

Calgary, man.

[dim ledge]

It's pride month rn

And they're the only team I've seen without a post on social media anywhere

[robust grotto]

Wild as well I believe

There are a few others but not the point

[dim ledge]

Minnesota didn't have the stonewall riots

[robust grotto]

Yup

[rustic ore]

Stonewall that was what I was thinking of

[dim kettle]

Yep, the Bolts and Flames posted Pride tweets. I'm safe.

[rustic ore]

Knew it had Stone in there

[dim ledge]

Normally I don't give a shit

[smoky fable]

The Coyotes did it too

[dim ledge]

But when you go from saying "yea we leave it up to the players" and then doing nothing for pride month as an organisation

Not a pretty picture

[rustic ore]

They may not be able to fill up a 5k person arena but they have people up to date on social media

[dim ledge]

Idk. I don't know if I can stop being a fan altogether

But I'll likely step away from the NHL for a bit

[dim kettle]

The Yotes twitter admin is also insane, so no surprise.

[smoky fable]

Guess so

[smoky fable]

Wait what happened?

[rustic ore]

Tbf insanity is at least something the Yotes can have rn

[dim kettle]

Posted a lot of stupid shit after the arena failures.

[smoky fable]

oh

[dim ledge]

Sorry lads. didnae mean to skew chat

[rustic ore]

You good king

[dim kettle]

Always a place for you in Tampa or Calgary.

[rustic ore]

On a side note Nuggets in 5

[smoky fable]

Nuggets sweeping?

[dim kettle]

All I want is the Heat to lose.

[rustic ore]

I need to see this place flooded with pictures of nuggets if/when they win, otherwise I’ll be disappointed

[smoky fable]

You got vinny and his pants for that

[rustic ore]

Chicken nuggets preferably

[smoky fable]

Sab will be there

[dim kettle]

McDonalds Nuggets?

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/mc-donalds-chicken-nuggets-good-food-fast-food-mc-donalds-gif-8035256

[rustic ore]

Delicious

[dim kettle]

All hail the heart attack nuggets

[rustic ore]

Why is business dead rn? FFS it’s a Friday during summer break, order some damn pizzas people

[dim kettle]

Nothing stopping the Phantom Thieves from winning the NBA Finals, baby!

[smoky fable]

They're all traveling right now

Summe break

[rustic ore]

Of course as soon as I say that we finally get an order

About damn time

[dim kettle]

Pizza Parker over here

Friendly Neighborhood Pizza Man.

[rustic ore]

This is FL though, we’re quite literally a place people travel to

[dim kettle]

Summer time is the best time because less snow birds on the road.

Also who wants a pizza in Florida anyways?

Tastes like the Sixers in the playoffs. Disappointment.

[rustic ore]

All those NYers who flock here

[dim kettle]

Always the suckers that think pizza places that say NY made actually taste like NY Pizza.

[rustic ore]

Who was the last NY team to win anything, it was the Giants right?

[smoky fable]

They really crave pizza that much huh

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[rustic ore]

Tastes like home

[smoky fable]

Mets were the last team to be in the finals

[smoky fable]

There are good places for pizza that aren't NY made

fortunate to be near them

[dim kettle]

I'd like to try Chicago Pizza. But Pizza in Florida sucks when you have standards.

[rustic ore]

Really just depends on if the owners give a crap about what they’re doing

[smoky fable]

Actually, I don't know what Florida's specialty would be for food? The seafood?

[rustic ore]

Big Cuban pop so I’d say hispanic food

[smoky fable]

I care about food, but the costs for good ingredients and training are substantial. Techniques as well.

Good business and all that.

[dim kettle]

The dough will never be good enough in Florida. Just how the water is there.

[smoky fable]

NY water being better is funny to me.

Ironic.

[dim kettle]

It totally is weird.

[robust grotto]

Mountains

[smoky fable]

Ah the mountains.

[robust grotto]

Springs

You guys have swamps

[smoky fable]

Damn

[dim kettle]

That's the one thing I had to get used to in NJ. In Florida, there is no hills or moutains. It's just fucking flat.

[rustic ore]

We got a lot of swamp lands, not sure much in the way that would make spring water down here taste well

[robust grotto]

Science !!

[rustic ore]

Good farm lands in parts

[dim kettle]

I bet Shrek would make great pizza.

[robust grotto]

Yeah jersey is called the garden state

[dim kettle]

Or like I call it. The Armpit state.

[robust grotto]

But yeah it’s funny cause I’m used to hills obviously

[dim ledge]

Adirondacks for NY btw

[robust grotto]

Any time a friend from outside comes over, their ears pop lol

[rustic ore]

But…but the Bagels

[dim kettle]

Yep, that happened to me.

Took a trip over to the poconos mountains in PA. My ears were going all over the place.

[robust grotto]

Yep you’re just not used to the air pressure change

[rustic ore]

Weirdly enough I can’t recall my ears ever popping when I’m on a plane but the always do when I’m on a mountain

[smoky fable]

I mainly just see woods in Jersey though

[dim kettle]

Where I'm at rn. It's basically all woods.

[dim ledge]

Yeah I mean SJ has the pine barrens

[robust grotto]

^^ especially by where siren probably

[smoky fable]

Forgot about Cape May

[dim kettle]

Pretty much. Nothing but woods and farm lands

[robust grotto]

Per wiki New Jersey is one of the top 10 producers of blueberries, cranberries, peaches, tomatoes, bell peppers, eggplant, cucumbers, apples, spinach, squash, and asparagus in the United States.

[dim kettle]

Literally far enough to only have 1-2 bar of cell reception.

[dim ledge]

Cranberries I knew

Believe we're #1

[robust grotto]

I went there a few times as a kid. That’s all the way down

[robust grotto]

LETS BUGGING GO

[dim ledge]

Lol my parents did sandy hook

[smoky fable]

......

[dim ledge]

Not that one

[smoky fable]

oh ok

[dim kettle]

That's about 40 minutes from me.

[robust grotto]

Hahaha Sandy Hook and Point Pleasant

[smoky fable]

I've been in that area, Sandy Hook

[robust grotto]

I haven’t been down the shore for over 10 years

[dim kettle]

The boardwalks are nice.

My favorite being Seaside personally.

[robust grotto]

Yeah dude Lavallette is prob the local favorite

LBI too, Long Beach Island

[dim kettle]

Not that far from there actually.

[robust grotto]

True! My senior year my friends rented a house there and it was dope, probably one of the few nj beaches I’d go to

[smoky fable]

That sounded like fun. Had trips like that with a group, but were more costly.

Happens when you live further from a beach.

[robust grotto]

Usually you have rich people who have the a shore house and they like to rent it out to kids from their hometown, just to give back to they prob know the kids parents

[smoky fable]

Ah I see.

[smoky fable]

From the times I lived in NJ, probably spent the most time in Lawrenceville.

[robust grotto]

Yep so you’ll get like different graduating classes experience the same house. It’s nice of them but they also make money too so

[smoky fable]

Works out for both sides

[robust grotto]

Lawrenceville hmmmm that’s Philly area no ??

[dim kettle]

We went to Disney World for my Senior year. Then again, you know why.

[dim kettle]

About a hour from Philly.

[robust grotto]

Gotcha ! Yeah the thing w that part of jersey

[smoky fable]

What Siren said, although I did go to Philly since I had family there.

[robust grotto]

German and Swedish immigrants went that way in the early days of the nation’s history

[smoky fable]

Still remember the last time I went, they wanted to show what Wawas was.

[dim kettle]

I'm about 35-40 minutes from Philly. So anytime I could go up to Philly. Go near the Flyers arena and give it the finger.

[robust grotto]

Whilst north jersey were more people from New England who decided to move down. So things like architecture are totally different between the regions

[smoky fable]

Didn't realize the Eagles stadium was that big driving around the area as well.

[dim kettle]

I believe I took a tour of the stadium once with a few buds. Like 10 years ago.

The Sixers/Flyers arena is litterally across the street from the Eagles staduim.

[robust grotto]

Please just never go to Camden guys

[dim kettle]

Yeah, never

Pretty much is the New Port Richey of NJ

[smoky fable]

Never been in that area.

I have been to Fort Lee and Palisades Park though

[robust grotto]

It’s really fucking bad. Worth one of those YouTube vids where people just drive around and you see how run down it is

Legitimately I know it’s the same thing every 5 days but south jersey is a whole other state lmfao. I imagine Florida has the same type of divide somewhere too

[dim kettle]

I thought Patterson was bad, Camden is like SSJ2 compared to Patterson.

[robust grotto]

Yeah it’s not even close

Woo !

[dim kettle]

What a nice place this is

[celest zephyr]

It’s almost MATCH DAY

[short flame]

What match?

[robust grotto]

FA Cup final I think?

https://twitter.com/stephaliciousd/status/1664704222296788998?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Steph Driver (@StephaliciousD)

Remember when the NHL signed a two year deal with Green Day, had them perform once and then we never heard from Green Day and the NHL again? I think about this too often

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Twitter · Jun 2, 2023, 6:43 PM

😂😂😂

[dim ledge]

Good

Green day are shit

[hardy wharf]

https://twitter.com/somesullensoui/status/1664434850818916353?s=46&t=_A7uB6oTOv4H0TNyOQH-9g

🦍𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓷🦍 (@SomeSullenSouI)

Ja rn in the commissioners dungeon waiting on his execution after the finals

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Twitter · Jun 2, 2023, 12:52 AM

[calm mulch]

Watching yesterday's game this morning was fun...

i was like "yeah, jokic is sleepy for not playing for 9 days"
then i look at the box score and bro has a 27 point triple double... WHAT ?

It can't be done more organically than this, his USUAL game generates triple doubles as the damn byproduct

Same way when i drink water i have to piss later

[celest zephyr]

😂

Bro wanna chose gánster life style over millionaire life

[sweet tree]

he's gonna get a lengthy suspension by the looks of it

[fleet shale]

Adam “Buddha” Silver

Is Mugiwara Dillon D. Brooks going to try to rescue him?

[robust grotto]

I’ll be honest I’m ignorant af on the Morant thing

But seeing all the NBA people say they are scared for his safety … fuck dude

[fleet shale]

He seemed to say something that seemed borderline sus for suicidal but he clarified that he just was saying that to say he was taking a break from social media.

[robust grotto]

Stephen A saying he’s hearing that people are fearful he won’t even be alive in 5 years

[thorn hornet]

https://avaz.ba/sport/kosarka/834278/luka-garza-potvrdio-dolazi-na-pripreme-reprezentacije-u-julu

Sehr gut

[short flame]

It’s soon? I’m too focused on the u20 right now

[robust grotto]

Tmw I believe

[short flame]

Fuck me

[robust grotto]

LOL I’m sorry

I couldn’t believe 7 either

I can name a bunch but 7 ??

Eichel, Carrier, Montour, Reinhart

[short flame]

I only know of 6

[robust grotto]

Off the top of my head

[short flame]

That other isn’t fit to be called a player

[thorn hornet]

Roberson,Garza,Vrabac,Musa,Nurk,Halilovic some players that

[hasty basin]

Halilovic

🐐

[short flame]

I know Robertson and Gazza. I have no idea what that list is for though

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1664735749885837315?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/HolderStephen/status/1664719848457347072?s=20

Stephen Holder (@HolderStephen)

Regarding Colts OTAs, which was open to media today, the big takeaway was QB Anthony Richardson working exclusively w the No. 2 offense after splitting first team reps with Minshew last week. HC Shane Steichen didn’t elaborate on why. What to make of this? (more)

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Twitter · Jun 2, 2023, 7:45 PM

Minshew mania in Indy

[weak gull]

I wouldn’t be upset if they want to give him a year honestly. Wish they could’ve got a bit of a better bridge guy maybe, but Minshew not too bad

[thorn hornet]

Bosnian basketball players

[desert palm]

@weak gull do you know what day it is today?

[short flame]

ah so not paul gascoigne

[weak gull]

🤔🤔🤔 can’t say I do tbh

Wait nvm

[short flame]

friday

[desert palm]

The anniversary

[weak gull]

I erased this from my memory and for good fucking reason

[weak gull]

I understood Armando forgave Joyce…but I ain’t

[desert palm]

Understandable trust me

I think it’s time for MLB to just give it to Armando at this point

I believe I heard Jim Joyce say something similar to this

Couple years ago

[weak gull]

We need a lil something something after all this pain

[weak gull]

99% sure I did as well. He’s spoken about it many times before

[desert palm]

On the bright side….. 2.5 games behind the Twins!

[weak gull]

Yes, and every single time we get it to 2 or 1.5 games we take a step back lol

We were at 1 on Sunday or Monday night I believe. With the white sox being next hoping they close it up

[desert palm]

Ooof

[robust grotto]

I was watching this live too w my dad bro….. unforgettable moment in recent sport’s history for sure

That was like the first or second year of mlb network

[dim ledge]

J'adore

[desert palm]

Yep

[desert palm]

It’s really up there

[robust grotto]

Dude. No question

[robust grotto]

Muah. It just stinks that ads force the C and A to hug the finals logo

[dim ledge]

Honestly

The finals logo is the tackiest thing on it

[rustic mountain]

Was actually gonna say

Even if it is an ad

At least they have the forsight to color match it

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/NFLGameDay/status/1664684036608884748?t=mLjw59ksO2enWrgctw8lpQ&s=19

NFL GameDay (@NFLGameDay)

Which one is most likely to happen?! 🤔

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Twitter · Jun 2, 2023, 5:22 PM

Gotta be Garrett DPOY for me

[weak gull]

Most likely? Josh Allen mvp or myles Garrett

All are possible in my eye’s except the first 2 and maybe 2nd to last. I need to see if Ben Johnson just awards Montgomery with the “hb dive inside the 3” role. Which I think he will

Hold up now

The cards will win a game lol

[smoky fable]

They probably will win a game yes

But not many

[weak gull]

They’ll get a nice 3 piece I suppose

[smoky fable]

Expected

[celest zephyr]

JJ

[weak gull]

Full agree. Still arguably the leagues best d end

[honest umbra]

JJ

Packers and pats too

[smoky fable]

I'll agree with that. Hard to see anyone else beat him out. Maybe Parsons with his stats.

[robust grotto]

@dim ledge best nhl stat graphic ever ?

[honest umbra]

What about watt?

[weak gull]

Watt parsons and bosa can all compete with Garrett. Especially watt being a backer in a 3/4. Allows for some more production in other areas

[smoky fable]

Watt's injury history gives me pause.

[honest umbra]

Still think pats not making playoffs doesn’t seem that bold or crazy

Or even packers being the second worst team

[weak gull]

Yeah, only 1 of those is legitimately insane

[dim ledge]

I hate this league

What is the point of this

Who does this

[torn gale]

Thank god I’m not in the afc

[dim ledge]

What are the morons in Toronto smoking

[honest umbra]

Toronto weed

[celest zephyr]

Why does this even matter?

Proceeds for Daniel jones to throw an int in the fourth quarter against the cowboys to lose by 1

[short flame]

maple leafs

[dim ledge]

No

The NHL hq is there

[celest zephyr]

Saints earning the one seed in the nfc

Whattttttt

That’s wilddddddd

Ain’t no way that happens

[short flame]

they're smoking maple leafs

[celest zephyr]

I’ll gladly eat shit if they do

[short flame]

the leaf not the team

[dim ledge]

Oh

[short flame]

I was trying to make a joke

[proud coyote]

How are you gonna put “DPOY favorite wins DPOY” in the same list as “Sam Darnold beats the jets in the super bowl”

If our QB1 and 2 get injured AGAIN and we still win the title they should send Kyle to canton right then and there

[rustic ore]

Big true

Honestly comes off as them sleeping terribly on Garrett

[proud coyote]

He almost won it last year

[celest zephyr]

Or saints earn nfc’s no.1 seed

[rustic ore]

That one comes off as them just shitting on the NFC as a whole more so than necessary

Yes it's extremely top heavy, but no NO is nowhere near that top

[proud coyote]

Yeah there is just no shot lmao

I’d put:
-49ers
-Seahawks
-Giants
-Eagles
-Cowboys
-Lions
-Vikings
-Falcons
-Panthers potentially
-hell, even WFT

Above the saints

Hope this doesn’t come back to bite me

[rustic ore]

Falcons would be interesting if they somehow finish better than NO

They don't have a QB worth a damn on the roster rn

[proud coyote]

I don’t think they really need one with how their offense is laid out

At least, need one to be better than the saints

Not to say they’ll be good

Their defensive improvements are overblown

[weak gull]

I genuinely am kinda starting to like the saints odds a bit more. Plus we have seen crazier shit, the only truly crazy one they is the first lol

But I will be rooting for the panthers in the nfc south

[rustic ore]

I'm still getting a chuckle at how massively they overpaid to get Jessie Bates given how dead the Safety market was this year

[smoky fable]

Saints also depend on the coach.

I think the falcons win the division.

[weak gull]

Dennis Allen is an idiot plain and simple

I hate the saints, so I’ll be rooting for their downfall

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-handshake-gif-10358416

My man

[proud coyote]

Do you think kamara is playing the whole year?

[smoky fable]

no

[proud coyote]

I don’t see it at all

He’ll probably get 6

They really beat the fuck out of that poor dude

for no reason basically

[smoky fable]

Have no idea why he did that

[weak gull]

He better not

Kamara not only sold me in fantasy and plays for the saints

But is also a poophead human being

[rustic ore]

Kamara should be in jail rn along with his buddies, but because he's a millionaire celeb he'll settle out of court for a fat stack and only get a slap on the wrist

[weak gull]

Really a triple threat

[proud coyote]

I don’t see them winning any close game without him

[rustic ore]

Jamaal Williams ain't a slouch though

He carried the load for Detroit last year

[proud coyote]

I honestly would sort of call him a slouch in the event he has to pick up for Kamara’s slack

[weak gull]

Jamaal is great, but the line he had in Detroit ain’t the same in NO

Kamara also adds a different dynamic

[proud coyote]

His role ideally wouldn’t change much when kamara is in or not

Goalline guy

Short yardage

What mark Ingram was but still worse than Ingram

[rustic ore]

I mean they could always use Hill for that though

[proud coyote]

They’ll probably use hill during those times yeah but he’s inconsistent

[weak gull]

He can do more than just short yardage though. It’s his main role but he consistently can take 20 Carries for 100 if you aren’t trying to bounce him outside

[rustic ore]

Oh they got Kendre Miller from TCU in the draft, they'll be fine

[smoky fable]

I liked him

Good back.

[weak gull]

I forgot they got Kendre

[smoky fable]

And the Rams got the TCU guard Steve Avila

[weak gull]

Yeah they will be fine in that dept

[rustic ore]

I thought Avila was LSU?

[smoky fable]

nah he's TCU

[rustic ore]

Ah you're right

My b

[smoky fable]

You almost made me hesitate on that though