sports

[thorn hornet]

Ariagato....Granit

[dim ledge]

No

Diaz has started since he's returned

Which I told you would happen lol

[thorn hornet]

Casemiro pen

Lmao

[short flame]

I only saw the first few games

[thorn hornet]

Clattered Cairney

[dim ledge]

Wow great tackle from KWP

[thorn hornet]

De Gea saves

[dim ledge]

He's gonna go somewhere for sure

[celest zephyr]

goat

[dim ledge]

AND he's up against Salah out of position

[thorn hornet]

Emery masterclass

2-0 to Villa

[celest zephyr]

lol 1 all chelsea vs newcastle

[thorn hornet]

Bukayoo

[short flame]

Everton keep finding spaces and missing crosses

[thorn hornet]

Starboy

3-0

Arsenal playing like prime Barca when it's a last day and fuck all on the line

[hexed galleon]

De gea saved a fucking pen

No fucking way

The end is near

[thorn hornet]

Killing the game off in opening 30 mins inpossible

[dim ledge]

Oh bobby

[hexed galleon]

De gea saved a pen i cant fucking believe it

[thorn hornet]

Southampton turn up when it doesn't matter

[celest zephyr]

y'all talking about bobby reid?

[dim ledge]

Is this is what Kelleher wanted to be his proof to start it ain't the game lol

Ali saves both of those

[hasty basin]

Arsenal when nothing is on the line

[dim ledge]

Southampton too

[dim ledge]

Own goal trippier

[thorn hornet]

Like 5 matchdays late

[dim ledge]

Oh god

[smoky fable]

Wonder who goes down between Leicester and Everton

[dim ledge]

JWP FK

Phew

[short flame]

Leicester

[thorn hornet]

2-0 Ollie Watkins

I want him

[final plaza]

@sweet smelt we aren't getting this match today

[smoky fable]

That makes sense

[celest zephyr]

lol

[smoky fable]

I don’t believe Leeds is winning so they’re going down

[dim ledge]

Yeah but it's against spurs tbf

That can switch in a heartbeat

[celest zephyr]

big Sam didnt rescue them

[sweet smelt]

Yeah I have left the hope

[thorn hornet]

Forest lead

[celest zephyr]

why do teams hire big Sam when they about to get regulated

[thorn hornet]

He done miracles before

[short flame]

He’s an expert in saving teams

[final plaza]

Shouldn't have watched this pre match stuff. Shit's making me kind of emotional lmaooo

[thorn hornet]

Awoniyi scores for Forest

LEICESTER Barnes

[dim ledge]

OMG

[sweet smelt]

I am reading vagabond and unironically had a convo about fairy tail instead

[broken ledge]

Wtf

[final plaza]

Especially stuff regarding Dhoni's old matches and old finales

Also Bruh I had forgotten Butler had hit 4 centuries last season. Insane af

🧎‍♀️

[smoky fable]

First time I’m looking at the relegation battle

Or paying more attention to

[thorn hornet]

Relegations on last day are always fun

[broken ledge]

He’s a good striker

[short flame]

Everton are getting closer

[broken ledge]

He got more confidence

[robust grotto]

Rip

[celest zephyr]

the bundasliga game yesterday was fun, Dortmand almost made a comeback

[solid dagger]

Chelsea will really finish the season closer to the relegation zone than Europe

[short flame]

I keep forgetting they’re in the prem. What position are they in?

[thorn hornet]

You should sign him

[solid dagger]

They're like 15th

[broken ledge]

Classic chelsea

[thorn hornet]

Barnes

[celest zephyr]

the owner destroy his own club

[solid dagger]

They're already safe from relegation

[thorn hornet]

15th

[robust grotto]

Think they’d need to go down though

[solid dagger]

Bohely thinks he's playing a fifa career mode lol

[celest zephyr]

lol

[short flame]

I knew they were safe but I never paid attention to them

Do they play well

[robust grotto]

Everton now in the bottom three

[short flame]

Keep the faith going

[hexed galleon]

Im so worried man

i couldnt care less if we lost all i care about is case doesnt get booked and no one gets injured

[short flame]

Me too

[hexed galleon]

Literally all i care about

If case gets a yellow we're FUCKED

Antony should be back so like

Just

[short flame]

Oh you’re worried for united?

I’m worried for Everton

[sweet tree]

LEICESTER GOALLLLL

[hexed galleon]

Oh fuck everton

[sweet tree]

[hexed galleon]

I predicted them to go down anyway

[short flame]

Can’t let 130 years of history die like this

[hexed galleon]

Leicester is going up on gd i already said this

Oh 130 years?

[thorn hornet]

🥹

[hexed galleon]

Fuck me

[robust grotto]

Wow Bournemouth close

[hexed galleon]

Yeah nvm Leicester can go fuck themselves

[thorn hornet]

Shit footballing ability but I love Elneny

Undav scored

2-1

[hexed galleon]

Please god dont give casemiro a yellow card

[short flame]

Bournemouth just missed an open goal

[short flame]

When’s the boy coming back

[thorn hornet]

ACL injury few months ago started training with the first team recently

[celest zephyr]

united eqaulize

f me

[sweet tree]

elneny leaving too?

[graceful badger]

Just got free and got to know rain has stopped the game of finals LOLL

[thorn hornet]

Sancho, shit guy finally scored 😭

[robust grotto]

Only two scoreless games left

[celest zephyr]

lol

[sweet tree]

[dim ledge]

KWP and JWP gotta go somewhere man

[thorn hornet]

Hopefully

[short flame]

Hope he gets back on the field too. My favourite arsenal player

[thorn hornet]

Extended his contract so he can recover

[celest zephyr]

im surprise city have not scored even though its not our A team

[robust grotto]

JWP I know a place

[dim ledge]

Would do well somewhere that needs set piece takers

[robust grotto]

Wowowowow

Bournemouth close again

[short flame]

Good save

Mina

Keeping the team alive

[celest zephyr]

HT

[robust grotto]

This is crazy

Everton man …

Bro Mina is going off

[short flame]

Wtf he’s the guy who’s being doing everything

They put him down right there wtf ref. That was a punch to the face

Hamburg fans invading the field

Only for the other team to score twice in added time to clinch the promotion

[thorn hornet]

Yeah I saw that

Heidenheim chad

[short flame]

Why do you even invade before the game ends

[solid dagger]

Did Hamburg get promoted to the Bundesliga?

[short flame]

No

They thought they did

[solid dagger]

Oh lol

[celest zephyr]

LOL

[simple seal]

This Rays-Dodgers game is a pitching disaster class lmao

7-6 top of the 3rd

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/mariEscobarPAWG/status/1662856757398364165?s=20

PME 🚭🦅🗽🇺🇸 (@mariEscobarPAWG)

White vs Jimenez

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[thorn hornet]

Got play offs they have to face Stuttgart

Southamptooon

[dim ledge]

Kelleher lmao

Come on

[thorn hornet]

Sulamana again

[dim ledge]

Gomez is done man, smh. That injury really ruined him

[thorn hornet]

Porri

2-0 Spurs

Yeah Leeds are dusted

[dim ledge]

Sad

I liked em in the prem

[short flame]

Bye Leeds

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/stevenKloppLFC2/status/1662858911899066369

steven Klopp (@stevenKloppLFC2)

#NewProfilePic

Twitter · May 28, 2023, 4:30 PM

Steven Klopp man

[dim ledge]

Goat

[robust grotto]

Jeeez

[short flame]

Serves them right for firing biesla

[thorn hornet]

They had the lowest chance to stay up before the game

[short flame]

What happened?

[robust grotto]

Yeah Leeds are toasted

[sweet tree]

kane que jugador

[hasty basin]

He wants Everton relegated

I just realized

We're playing Liverpool's rivals and they're playing ours

[dim ledge]

Diaz Gakpo and possibly Hendo coming on

[thorn hornet]

GOALLL

[robust grotto]

Mark Travers

Lol

[thorn hornet]

Oh no

Partey

[robust grotto]

Everton bugged out rn

[thorn hornet]

4-0

[celest zephyr]

lets go

[thorn hornet]

Offside nvm

[celest zephyr]

wow

Bruh

2-1

[short flame]

Oh I saw the Bournemouth image and got worried

[robust grotto]

Bruno and Fred link up

[dim ledge]

Goodbye Firmino

❤️

[short flame]

Liar

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/crowd-applause-clap-clapping-amazed-gif-16316564

[short flame]

Bournemouth is stalling

[robust grotto]

Nah Mina was doing good that first half

[short flame]

Brook you rat get off the field

[short flame]

Then why did you say he was coming off

[thorn hornet]

Everton lead

Fucking hell

[sweet tree]

what...

[hasty basin]

Naaah Doucoure

[thorn hornet]

Doucoure

[robust grotto]

GOAL EVERTON BOOM

[sweet tree]

fuck no

[thorn hornet]

Lampard froze this guy out of the squad btw

[hasty basin]

We were protesting

Wtf happened

[short flame]

Lampard shouldn’t coach again

[sweet tree]

if everton wins Leicester goes down then right

[dim ledge]

Yes

[sweet tree]

come on bournemouth

[robust grotto]

Everton in the drivers seat

[thorn hornet]

Jesus

4-0

[broken ledge]

Who’s winning 4

[robust grotto]

Lol we just hit the post

[thorn hornet]

Arsenal

Nelson on

[broken ledge]

Arsenal with a mentality like this could’ve won the league

[celest zephyr]

How are Liverpool losing?

[broken ledge]

We’ve got gomez in defense

[robust grotto]

Sports !

[celest zephyr]

From 2 up

Awoniyi has more goals than Nunez

wdf

[broken ledge]

Konate and Virgil wouldn’t have let this happen

[broken ledge]

Damn

[thorn hornet]

Saka injured

Are you fucking kidding me

Lasted all 38 matchdays

[celest zephyr]

Bro they had that mentality like almost the whole season

[thorn hornet]

Leicester 2-0

[celest zephyr]

yesssssssssss

They destroyed their own confidence

EVERTON ARE GOING DOWNNN

[thorn hornet]

Faes

[celest zephyr]

love it

[thorn hornet]

Yes

[dim ledge]

Lol Kelleher

[robust grotto]

Leicester scored

2-0

[thorn hornet]

Adam Armstrong

[robust grotto]

Fucking rip dude

[thorn hornet]

Holy fucking shit

[final plaza]

@sweet smelt they are even trying to aim for 5 over match if the rain stops now

[thorn hornet]

He has like 2 goals in 2 years

[robust grotto]

Nah they’re in the drivers seat

[final plaza]

Like bruh just reschedule to tomorrow

[robust grotto]

Everton staying up rn

[dim ledge]

I mean if Kelleher wants to go he's free to

[sweet smelt]

wtf

Hope the rain doesn't stop now lmao

[robust grotto]

We stink

[celest zephyr]

damn it

[dim ledge]

End of August against Chelsea kms

[celest zephyr]

damn everton are winning

[broken ledge]

Yeah we’re ass

[dim ledge]

Gomez has to go

[final plaza]

the latest bit from the ground was that they rain has eased off a bit but still raining steadily.
Really hope it doesn't stop lol

[thorn hornet]

Trossard 2 assists

[final plaza]

a 5 over final won't be fun at all

[sweet smelt]

[thorn hornet]

Palace equalised

[sweet smelt]

yeah fuck that

[thorn hornet]

1-1 Hughes

[celest zephyr]

Ferrari wyd

Red Bull has more points than Mercedes and Aston combined

[thorn hornet]

Odegaard>Cryff

I need Trossard goal

Guy has 1 goal and 10 assists holy shit

[celest zephyr]

[thorn hornet]

Leeds scored

Spurs gonna bottle

Harrison

[sweet tree]

cute umaru

[robust grotto]

Oooo

cherries close again

[thorn hornet]

Liverpol 4-3

[sweet tree]

tf

[dim ledge]

Good move

[thorn hornet]

Spurs 3-1 lool

Kane

[dim ledge]

Love Gakpo. Getting his kit

[thorn hornet]

Gakpow

[sweet tree]

kane got 30 goals

[robust grotto]

Co D Gakpo

[dim ledge]

TRUE

[thorn hornet]

4-4

Wow

Jota

[dim ledge]

PORTUGAL

OMG

WHAT A FINISH JOTA

[robust grotto]

Spurs scored again

[sweet tree]

ANSUUUYYU

WHAT A PASS BUSI

[short flame]

a guy from bournemouth just assaulted pickford

[dim ledge]

Good

[sweet tree]

no wait that was lewa

damn that's a nice play

[fluid moat]

It’s over for Leeds

[robust grotto]

Pickford fingers are being checked out lol

[dim ledge]

Oh no!

[thorn hornet]

Mean his claws?

Guys a T-rex

[sweet tree]

wtf

[dim ledge]

Bench back 4 + backup keeper

Who's uh

[fluid moat]

Kinda rooting for Leicester here

[dim ledge]

Not at his best today

Kelleher has shown brilliance in the past but not today

[fluid moat]

They seemed the most fucked 2 games ago but they have a chance

[short flame]

someone invaded the pitch while they were treating pickford

[dim ledge]

Damn the diagnosis is in for Pickford

He's still shit

[robust grotto]

Certified stinky

[final plaza]

[hexed galleon]

Leicester scores two get theyre still going dlwn

So sad

[sweet smelt]

[robust grotto]

15-20 minutes left in the season and the biggest question now is can Bournemouth score

[thorn hornet]

Jordan Pickford highlights ( 4K England number 1 ) 😤😤 🔥 🔥 (COMP) better than Ramsdale? 🤔

[dim ledge]

Salah close w that one

[thorn hornet]

5-0 YUH

[dim ledge]

He's no even better than me gran

And she's deid

[thorn hornet]

KIWIOR

Knew he was gonna score

[short flame]

I love how mina has to look down each time he has to fight someone

[broken ledge]

My goat Trent always cooking

[thorn hornet]

Pickford reminds me of this guy

His saliva can probably melt metal

Fornals 2-1

[robust grotto]

Pablo !!!

2-1

[thorn hornet]

Smith Rowe assist 🥹

[short flame]

why didn't gray try to get at least a corner

[thorn hornet]

why did the camera zoom into Fabio Vieira’s ass?

Pinnock scored

[short flame]

horny cameraman

[thorn hornet]

Our biggest win of the season joint with Forest at home

[short flame]

everton wingers are morons. you're winning 1-0, no need to do silly crosses. hang around the corner, pass the ball around

[thorn hornet]

KIWIOR MORE GOALS THAN MUDRYK

[short flame]

I told you that Mudryk guy wasn't going to lead to anything

[sweet tree]

balde injured

that was a dirty tackle on him

[robust grotto]

So again the question remains

[thorn hornet]

wait city actually dropped the points we needed them to?

straight back to a sour mood ffs

[robust grotto]

Can Bournemouth score a goal

[thorn hornet]

No

[fluid moat]

Leeds and Leicester are done for

[thorn hornet]

Leicester actually going down is CRAZY

[dim ledge]

UCL club only 5 years ago

Insane

Or 6 rather

[thorn hornet]

Maddison injured

[dim ledge]

That's going to tank his value

I saw him leaving smh

[thorn hornet]

Unfortunately, I can see why Smith Rowe has gotten such little time on the pitch. The difference between him and Ode in that position is drastic.

[dim ledge]

10 minutes added

[thorn hornet]

10 mins on added time Everton Bourne

They gonna survive anyways ffs

[dim ledge]

Coady injured

[sweet tree]

ANSU BRACE

nah cold finish man

[short flame]

imagine being down in the 90th minute and doing a foul throw

[sweet tree]

lewa with another nice play

[noble comet]

How did man City lose

[dim ledge]

HOLY

Close from Bournemouth

Why did Mina just top Pickford LOL

[thorn hornet]

Gt

Ft

Arsenal beat Wolves 5-0

[fluid moat]

They played their middle school team

[noble comet]

Real

[thorn hornet]

Spurs 4-1

Yeah

They down

Aston Villa got Conference

[fluid moat]

No Europe for spurs

Rip

[dim ledge]

Deserved

They were too good for conference league right?

[short flame]

pick yashin

[fluid moat]

These guys were in 4th at one point

[dim ledge]

Leeds relegation confirmed

[fluid moat]

Looks like Everton are staying up

[thorn hornet]

No way

(Nice swing) Berghuis

[dim ledge]

Leicester relegated

[thorn hornet]

LEICESTER DOWN

@dim ledge no matching Robbie pfps

Sadly

Mental

[robust grotto]

Congrats to Everton !

[thorn hornet]

We can't escape Goodison park

On top of that we have Lutons instead of King Power

[dim ledge]

Dyche effect

[short flame]

let's goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[dim ledge]

Luton is lit tho

[short flame]

my favourite manager in the league

good for him

[dim ledge]

"my favourite manager in the league"

😭😭😭

[thorn hornet]

No way

[fluid moat]

The second prem winners to go down

[sweet tree]

[short flame]

what's wrong with liking dyche?

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/sean-dyche-smilesnow-burnleydyche-imbg-gif-23949209

[fluid moat]

I think the other one was Blackburn

[sweet tree]

Leicester relegated wowzers

[thorn hornet]

Are you attracted to unattractive football?

[short flame]

I'm attracted to teams that fight for their wins

[dim ledge]

That's an empty sentence

Literally every team fights to win

Try again

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1662874137814085633?t=YNiwppbsFGIb4Sv5fEWyOg&s=19

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

Leicester City are relegated from the Premier League 😱

They're the second team in the PL era to be relegated after winning the title 😨

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Twitter · May 28, 2023, 5:31 PM

actually nuts

[short flame]

wtf is mina leaving?

[sweet tree]

wait who's the first

blackburn

[fluid moat]

Blackburn

[dim ledge]

He's ridden the bench for 4 seasons 😭

[sweet tree]

yeah

[dim ledge]

The fuck did you think was gonna happen

[thorn hornet]

When other teams actual fight and get results too not just Everton

[short flame]

fuck off I supported them for nothing

[robust grotto]

Crazy

[dim ledge]

You really twerked for Everton for the last month when he's leaving lmfao

[robust grotto]

I’m sorry to Leicester

[dim ledge]

😭

[short flame]

I just wanted to see the bro stay in the prem

[robust grotto]

I’m sorry to Leeds and Southampton, didn’t hate any of them

[short flame]

I thought he would stay if the team avoided relegation

[thorn hornet]

He ain't touching a top 5 leagues bro anymore

[dim ledge]

Leicester needed to happen

Poorly run club that never replaced important pieces

[robust grotto]

Leicester totally capitulated the last 2 seasons

[dim ledge]

I'd say the same for Everton but they never had important pieces. Just run like shit

[fluid moat]

Weghorst bro

This guy had 20 goals in the bundesliga

[thorn hornet]

I hate how they focused on balancing the books instead of actually improving

[fluid moat]

0 prem goals in 5 months

[thorn hornet]

They finished 5th 2 seasons inna row missing on CL the last day both times btw

[thorn hornet]

Bundesliga tax

Hey Poe buddy I miss you

[short flame]

that's a waste of talent. he's a good player, tall, strong, good mentality, good witht the head. I get that he's struggled with injuries but if he can come back from that he's really talented. He destroyed the brazilian league before going to barca

[fluid moat]

Well

[dim ledge]

Dude lmao

[fluid moat]

In a little bit it’s my time to suffer

[dim ledge]

You are coping so fucking hard

His quality is gone

He rode the bench at EVERTON for 4 seasons

waste of talent

Where?

[short flame]

he was injured most of those 4 seasons

[dim ledge]

Ok and?

[fluid moat]

Milik is going to be playing

[dim ledge]

He hasn't played

[short flame]

he wasn't benched, he was in the hospital

[dim ledge]

Which meant he hasn't kept his quality

And he didn't play healthy either

[short flame]

when fit he was the best player on the field

[dim ledge]

Yeah okay lmao

[short flame]

2 goals in 7 games this season. For a defender that’s really good. He’s just struggled with injuries

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/tashanreed/status/1662674445931286529?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Tashan Reed (@tashanreed)

Per PFT, Garoppolo failed his physical. If he doesn't pass a physical by the time the season starts, the #Raiders could move on at no cost.

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Twitter · May 28, 2023, 4:17 AM

[dim ledge]

No he's struggled with not being good enough at a shit club

Why else would Everton get rid of him when they're fighting relegation

[thorn hornet]

Predictions at the start

[dim ledge]

He'll be lucky to make the French league

[thorn hornet]

I got 2 right ffs

[fluid moat]

Leeds getting relegated means we’re getting McKennie back

[thorn hornet]

*Liga MX

[fluid moat]

Fuck me

[robust grotto]

Not bad

[fluid moat]

We could’ve gotten good money from that

[nimble onyx]

I don't think I got a single one right lmao

[thorn hornet]

Turns out Brobbey got racially abused so Berghuis punched the fan

Idk how I got Wolves right

Random one

[short flame]

There’s a difference with not being good enough and being injured. He needs to get back to his best. I would take him any day of the weak

[nimble onyx]

But what a season so much talent in the league

[dim ledge]

You'd take a 44 year old who can barely move but "used to fight for wins"

[celest zephyr]

Don’t bother with that

[dim ledge]

Stop confusing the playstyle you worship vehemently for quality

[fluid moat]

McKennie-Arthur-Zakaria midfield next season

[celest zephyr]

Dude loves his vet grit

[dim ledge]

he needs to get back to his best

Lol

I'll wait with you

Because it won't happen

[short flame]

He’s 28

How is that vet grit

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/fbawaydays/status/1662873169261211656?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[dim ledge]

And is leaving a club that scrapped relegation for two seasons

[short flame]

It didn’t work out there

[dim ledge]

If he had any hint of quality left a club like that would do everything they can to keep him

[celest zephyr]

28 isn’t that young lol

[dim ledge]

Because he's not good anymore

[celest zephyr]

Especially if a guy isn’t good

[short flame]

But he helped them avoid relegation

[dim ledge]

And they still don't want him

[short flame]

He’s just been injured

[dim ledge]

[celest zephyr]

A guy would still be on a team if he was injury prone as long as he was any good

[thorn hornet]

28 is a grown ass man

Being young is until your 24th birthday

[hexed galleon]

Palace if there was an 11th place trophy

[short flame]

I just turned 25 the other day

[dim ledge]

Welcome to adulthood

[robust grotto]

Yerald Mina

[dim ledge]

28 is an athlete's prime, depending

[thorn hornet]

Bruh accept that Mina is washed already, he injured almost every time and when he plays he's inconsistent and not at the same level he was few years ago, not a promising prospect anymore. Sure he might have some moments of brilliance but that can't cover up his fuck ups. His passing is sloppy af which is one of the biggest weaknesses a defender can have, he also lacks Concentration. His Aerial duels are decent which I will give credit for other than that he's wank

[dim ledge]

In footy 28 is prime. If this is what he is at his prime, then gg

[sweet tree]

no offense but Yerry Mina was one of the worst players I got to watch at Barça

hes up there with Douglas and Eric Garcia

[robust grotto]

He had a nice first half today I will say

[short flame]

He’s not being thrown out, he’s finished his contract and decided to part ways. He’ll find himself another club to get his fitness back on track. Come back to the Colombian league if he has to. As long as he provides for the national team which he’s done consistently over the years I don’t mind what club he’s playing for

[short flame]

He played well the whole game. That’s what he does at his best. Just needs to be consistent

[short flame]

He played like 5 games

[dim ledge]

"just needs to be consistent"

Consistency is the cornerstone of quality

[sweet tree]

meme player

either way

[thorn hornet]

If my nan had balls

[dim ledge]

You're worshipping the defensive Naby Keita

[short flame]

What’s wrong with naby keita

You’re making him look like if he was richarlison or something

[sweet tree]

"Not only will Yerry Mina triumph at Barca, at one point he'll be a leading voice in the dressing room. Like Dani Alves the joy & personality he transmits is contagious to the fans & will probably be contagious to the players too.

Muy de Yerryismo."

iconic barça tweet

[short flame]

The guy’s a beast with the head

[thorn hornet]

Pause

[nimble onyx]

Lmao

[dim ledge]

Keita was wildly inconsistent and often injured and couldn't remotely replicate the form out of the league. If you're of the mindset that he's quality because he was good elsewhere when a fucking Liverpool fan who watched him play for 6 seasons is telling you that he's wank then idk what to tell you

[thorn hornet]

Could you rephrase it a bit better lol

[dim ledge]

player gets injured
Out X time
Back in training for X time
Can make bench for X time
Finally starts, takes X games to hit his stride
Hits stride for X games
Reinjured

That's not a quality player

Fitness is key to quality

Consistent injuries imply poor fitness

[short flame]

He’s just targeted a lot, they were putting him down all game. All I care about is what he does for Colombia which is win us games. Club football is just an extra

[short flame]

He’s good at scoring goals with the head and defending crosses is that better?

[thorn hornet]

Yes thanks

Xhaka is a ideal fitness player he's almost never injured

[short flame]

I’m not saying he’s a star and deserves a top league or a top team but he’s a good squad player and when fit he can provide with defensive duties and score major goals

[dim ledge]

You kinda were saying he does deserve that tho

Like. Literally

[short flame]

That’s not something we have back in Colombia. We’re not built like the Europeans. Lerma is probably our only consistent player we’ve had in a long time. Everyone else is injured half the time. We do what we can with the little we got

[short flame]

I think he could make it in ligue 1

[dim ledge]

Here specifically

He'd get cooked in ligue 1 because that league is all pace merchants

His best chance would be Italy

I can see him as a bench option at like. Roma

[short flame]

Serie A would be nice but he’s not good enough at the moment. Maybe a low tier la liga side

[dim ledge]

@thorn hornet lmao did you see what Mourinho said about Spurs

[sweet tree]

dembouz having the most wacky ass performance

[short flame]

Look at Falcao, he struggled while in the premier and people called him dead and he came back to life in Monaco. It’s not the end of the road. Just a new beginning

[fluid moat]

Conte is coming to the game. This guy really wants to come back

[sweet tree]

3rd time?

ah 2nd

goal line save...

[fluid moat]

I mean it would be better than Allegri but the guy can’t go 2 seasons with a club without throwing a fit and storming off

[thorn hornet]

Y3ah lool

Comedy

[thorn hornet]

Yeah but French league

[rustic ore]

He’s got about 2 months to heal up then

Otherwise just cut him loose and roll with the rookie they drafted to tank

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/charles_watts/status/1662879074203648002?s=20

Charles Watts (@charles_watts)

A slow walk behind everyone else from Xhaka. Soaking it all in.

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Twitter · May 28, 2023, 5:50 PM

https://twitter.com/rwtactico2/status/1662866115700162567?s=20

🕊️ (@rwtactico2)

“World class” Kulusevski finishes the season with two goals in all comps.

Twitter · May 28, 2023, 4:59 PM

Better than Saka?

[dim ledge]

Better than Diaz evidently too

[sweet tree]

what a shot gavi

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/ZakKnowsBall/status/1662859438548566016?s=20

zak🪡 (@ZakKnowsBall)

“Gnarly Greyhound” vs “The Everest changed him”

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Twitter · May 28, 2023, 4:32 PM

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/ZakKnowsBall/status/1662855918592180225?s=20

zak🪡 (@ZakKnowsBall)

Sancho getting his G/A in now like Pepe did at the end of the 20/21 season😭😭😭😭

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Twitter · May 28, 2023, 4:18 PM

[dim ledge]

Can't wait till next season when Nunez starts banging in more

[thorn hornet]

Bro got assist against Chelsea last week and a goal now and United fans considering it a good form 😭

Transfer window opens on June 14

[hasty basin]

Grizzy so underrated this season

15 goals 14 assists

[simple seal]

https://streamable.com/ty04ni

Good god lmao

Home run on a single lmao

[hasty basin]

Jordi Alba

[sweet tree]

jordi alba subbed off

busi still on the pitch

[hasty basin]

What is my TV channel's director cooking

They keep showing different La liga games

That something big is happening in

Like a big attack or something

Smooth transitions icl

[sweet tree]

yeah they do that for me too

my GOAT DM

BUSI BUSI BUSI

lol busi's not one to cry

alba came off with tears

sad to see them go

[hasty basin]

Pretty sick

Though there are some games I'd rather see.

To be completely honest.

[fluid moat]

Pioliball 🔥🔥🔥

[sweet tree]

Last game at the camp nou until Nov 2024

[hasty basin]

Espanyol are donezo

[hasty basin]

I thought I was tripping

[sweet tree]

gonna have to watch us play in a stadium with a track field next szn 😭

gross man

[hasty basin]

It's not NEARLY as bad

As the RMA one

The one RMA had I mean

I swear it was like 6k capacity 💀

[sweet tree]

yeah but it was during covid

[hasty basin]

Yeah but imagine you got that

[sweet tree]

it didn't really matter much back then

[hasty basin]

[sweet tree]

true lmfao

its a 60k stadium I believe

montjuic olympic stadium

gonna miss alba's deadly cutbacks, bro was the goat at those for us

that Messi / Alba duo was cash money

https://vxtwitter.com/tjuanmarti/status/1662894533783310346?t=M9AcL-XvbszRztwON1apEg&s=19

[hasty basin]

Yeah

Not bad

[hasty basin]

Lmao

Busquets is trying to not make it too sad

Alba out here not giving a shit

[sweet tree]

yeah he was holding it in

that's just alba

he can get emotional but I get it, last game for us after like 10 years

well last home game

icl I wanted Busi to stay another season but I respect it

he was still p good for these type of games

[hasty basin]

Felt the same way with Bobby

[sweet tree]

will be hard to replace him

[hasty basin]

For Liverpool

[sweet tree]

ah yeah

[hasty basin]

Busquets has been there for so long

[dim ledge]

Gakpo will be a pretty decent replacement for Bobby

He's been very good in his role so far

[solid dagger]

DI MARIA NOOO

[fluid moat]

I really want to keep Kean man

[solid dagger]

I'm happy Di Maria is gone this summer

[sweet tree]

JORDI JORDI JORDI

[fluid moat]

The stadium is so dead

[short flame]

And the champions league. They took the title away from psg as well. Why couldn’t Mina revive his career at ligue 1. Falcao did it, he has the talent just not been playing enough

[solid dagger]

I'm happy Di Maria is gone in the summer ngl

[short flame]

I really hope Diaz can get his career back on track next season. We need the lad in top shape for a year. Maybe it’s too much to ask but I really hope so

[solid dagger]

Kean has been playing good

[short flame]

Cuadrado

[sweet tree]

🥹

Busi ❤️

[fluid moat]

If we lose Chiesa I will cry

Shouldn’t let him go under any circumstances

Kean almost

We’re definitely playing better

I should just shut the fuck up then

https://tenor.com/view/assnaadam-gif-22808769

[short flame]

I’d that the united lad?

[solid dagger]

Neek the master jinxer since (insert your date of birth)

[solid dagger]

Yeah, mark goldbridge

[thorn hornet]

Sorry I need yall to lose

Pot 2

[fluid moat]

I wish Iling was playing instead of the cross and inshallah merchant

[short flame]

He ruined Ben foster for me

[solid dagger]

We won't get a UCL spot anyway don't worry lol

[thorn hornet]

Villarreal lost which means Pot 2 chances inrease, Roma also lost yesterday

[fluid moat]

I hope we don’t appeal the deduction or they’re just gonna go at us harder

[solid dagger]

ngl pot 2 looks stronger than pot 1 as things stand

[fluid moat]

Just take the conference league

[solid dagger]

We're in for a rough couple of years I'm afraid

[solid dagger]

I'd rather not play in Europe at all

[thorn hornet]

Does anyone have ucl pots as things stand?

[solid dagger]

I saw a reddit post the other day, let me see if I can find it

[dim ledge]

@thorn hornet

so lets figure

god I hope AEK make it to UCL

[thorn hornet]

Danke lads

[dim ledge]

if not though i'd be happy w UEL because that means i can go to a Liverpool-AEK game man

i'd cry

https://tenor.com/view/mk21-μκ21-aek-αεκ-λαμια-gif-23189407

[solid dagger]

I'm ready for the Bayern, Real Madrid, Milan and Newcastle group

[short flame]

I can’t believe newcastle is topping that group

[solid dagger]

Scenes as Newcastle gets a W at the Bernabéu with an Isak hat trick

[short flame]

Bayern would top that group with 6 wins then go out after drawing at home and losing away in the next round

[thorn hornet]

Giroud sending us to pot 2

[solid dagger]

Where's the yearly barça beating in that scenario tho?

[sweet tree]

sick ending

[sweet tree]

oh bayern

we wont play them in the groups

I'd take dortmund or arsenal from pot 2 tbh

[solid dagger]

Round of 16

[sweet tree]

hopefully not...

[fluid moat]

Can’t control the ball

Or make the shortest and easiest passes

[short flame]

Barca sadly finished third of their group

[solid dagger]

Even better

This game is over already

CDK scores and I turn the TV off

[short flame]

Can we take a moment and appreciate how lampard saved both Chelsea and Everton from relegation

[solid dagger]

Sanjuan idk if you're watching the game but Cuadrado is being underwhelming as usual

Just wanted to let you know

[short flame]

I’m not

Because I trust that he’s not

[solid dagger]

Trust me trust me

[short flame]

i trust my brother Cuadrado sorry

I can’t have one of my Colombian players be mocked again

I don’t know what this server has against them but I have complete faith in my Colombian bros

Goda predicted it

What a guy

[fluid moat]

I like cuadrado for all he’s done over the years but he’s just too old now

[short flame]

He still has 5 years in my opinion. But maybe he doesn’t perform as well at club level. For the country Cuadrado Mina and Ospina have been the 3 guys doing everything for years now

[thorn hornet]

5 years?

The guy is 35

[fluid moat]

Parades and Milik are on

Holy shit we are saved

[short flame]

He can play in the Colombian league until 40

It’s a good place to retire

[hexed galleon]

how good is the under 20 France team

I need them to beat Honduras so we can make it to the ro16

[short flame]

Probably good enough to beat Honduras

[solid dagger]

If I had to guess I'd say he's gonna go to Saudi Arabia to get a bag and then retire

[short flame]

Colombia already qualified for the round of 16. 7 points is decent. Hope they get far

[sweet tree]

honduras lost to Gambia

I don't expect them to be good

[short flame]

Usually they come back to Colombia for a season after the big money contract

[solid dagger]

Saudi Arabia and then Colombia it is then

[sweet tree]

I haven't really followed the u-20 wc but I've seen some goals and player comps made

might tune in for the qfs ig

[fluid moat]

I might watch the knockouts

[short flame]

Is his contract up?

[fluid moat]

He got extended one more year

Get Iling on now

[hexed galleon]

Youve gotta be fucking shitting me

Ive never been so pissed bruh

[short flame]

I Watch the first game from Colombia. They looked bad but won. I heard they were bad the 2 other games as well but ended up with 7 points. Need to start playing better

[hexed galleon]

Even if we make it to the round of 16

We have to fucking play

BRAZIL??

[sweet tree]

what team

[short flame]

So he can still have a year at juve?

[solid dagger]

Sadly yes

[short flame]

Nice

[solid dagger]

I'm grateful for why he has done but it's time to go

https://tenor.com/view/claude-aftv-its-time-to-go-mic-interview-gif-15915866

[hexed galleon]

Tunisia

[sweet tree]

ah tunisia

[short flame]

Go to the stadiums with Cuadrado out banners

[sweet tree]

yeah I remember now

[hexed galleon]

Our defending has been nice but our offende

Man

[short flame]

That will make him feel better

[hexed galleon]

We have a guy that plays for berlin surely we can beat brazil

[solid dagger]

Iling is so good man

[fluid moat]

We need a lot of these guys to go to improve

Get a new manager some fullbacks and a midfielder

[solid dagger]

SMS 👀

[celest zephyr]

Dang it pato crashed

[short flame]

Lampard available soon

[fluid moat]

Would rather have him on the pitch than the sideline

[short flame]

Get him as player manager

[fluid moat]

What is the point of crossing it 500 times if it never works

[sweet tree]

real

[fluid moat]

Lucky ass goal line block

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/chelseafc/status/1662913505786208256?s=46&t=CCMkll4_RIdELlq5LthWXg

Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC)

It certainly does.

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Twitter · May 28, 2023, 8:07 PM

Lmaoo

Leeds tweeted "Life comes at you fast" btw

[sweet tree]

loool crazy tweet by the admin

[fluid moat]

gg

Another shit game

[timid thorn]

Leicester down

[solid dagger]

Thankfully the season is almost over

[sweet tree]

worst case scenario would be inter winning the UCL

city treble or city bottling it in europe once again... hmm

either one is cool

[short flame]

While I don’t want city to win a treble, I think haaland needs it to prove he’s the best in the world

[timid thorn]

I don’t want them to win it

Please Inter we’re all counting on you

[solid dagger]

Anything but Inter winning the UCL PLEASE

[timid thorn]

That 4-0 hurt me

[short flame]

Is there a way for haaland to win the fa cup and then transfer to inter

[smoky fable]

No

[solid dagger]

You don't understand what it would mean seeing Simone Inzaghi lift the UCL 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[short flame]

Yay pirates

[fluid moat]

Masterclass

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/EduardoHagn/status/1662921354256035842?s=20

Eduardo Hagn (@EduardoHagn)

🚨 CONFIRMED: Arsenal will be on Pot 2 of the Champions League Draw.

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Twitter · May 28, 2023, 8:38 PM

Inject it

[thorn hornet]

I find your lack of halal football disturbing

[timid thorn]

What team do you support ?

The script has already been written btw

[fluid moat]

https://twitter.com/juvenewslive/status/1662930126068232193?s=46&t=tmuk03CPzJuH7D-wu7OQXQ

Juventus News Live (@juvenewslive)

🎙️🗣️‼️ Allegri: “If I wanted to win I would have gone somewhere else, but Juventus is a family.” #Juventus

Twitter · May 28, 2023, 9:13 PM

The real trophy is the friends we made along the way

[celest zephyr]

@rustic mountain LETS GO CANADA WINS

[thorn hornet]

Maybe the real trophy was Alex Sandro

[celest zephyr]

the hockey world championship

[short flame]

How did Devon do?

Well done Canada

[solid dagger]

Juve

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/royals-kansas-city-mlb-world-series-baseball-gif-3564920

[hexed galleon]

Hows France losing to fucking Honduras man we're not making it to the round of 16

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/hurricane-canada-canadian-stuart-awesome-gif-14988857

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/pmt-barstool-canada-boys-pardonmytake-gif-7382402

[rustic mountain]

Good win there buddy

[short flame]

You watched the game?

[rustic mountain]

Watching the highlights

[timid thorn]

Makes sense

[short flame]

How did my boy Levi do in the highlights? I’m going on a trip tomorrow so I didn’t have time to watch

[rustic mountain]

Final score was 5-2

Fairly good from what I can tell

[short flame]

Still some work to do but not bad. The forwards did well

[short flame]

Nice that kid is going to be good

[rustic mountain]

For sure. Buffalo is hella trending up

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/knightgambit/status/1662907860228116482?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-parks-and-recreation-chris-pratt-amused-woah-gif-7644619

Yankees?? Bad??

[rustic mountain]

That was fucking hilarious lmao

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-forman-debra-jo-rupp-laugh-meme-hysterical-laughter-lol-gif-24893555

[short flame]

Hopefully we get good news on gingersons soon

[smoky fable]

The only positive thing you might say of Buffalo

[rustic mountain]

Tbh I don't really hold ill will towards the sabres

[short flame]

[rustic mountain]

Besides that they are sadly tainted by the Bills

And how much I hate the Bills

[smoky fable]

The Bills

[rustic mountain]

Tbh when it comes to hockey, Idk if I have any reall real deep hate. Besides maybe Matthew Tkachuk

[short flame]

I have a deep hate for eichel and moderated hate for Seattle and ukko pekka

[hasty basin]

We are rumoured to sign this guy

I swear that's just Ben Arfa

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-spongebob-squarepants-cheer-cheering-rooting-for-you-gif-18356718

Yankees hater for life

[celest zephyr]

Restaurants should sell maple syrup shots

[short flame]

I’ll be on the road all week how will I enjoy my shots

[solid dagger]

Ben Arfa's regen

[celest zephyr]

Enjoy them while driving

[short flame]

Hey I’m not the one driving but I’ll be on the job

[celest zephyr]

Lmao it’s okay they don’t have to be alcoholic

Just pure natural maple syrup

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/maple-syrup-syrup-chug-gif-13638315

[celest zephyr]

Scottie on haterade

[short flame]

a straight shot of maple syrup?

[celest zephyr]

Yessir

https://tenor.com/view/pardon-my-take-maple-syrup-canadian-gif-9378576

[chilly flare]

https://twitter.com/semaj7272/status/1662885952891625475?s=46&t=5rvyrYo0vGxfpJknEwN5tw

semaJ (@semaJ7272)

Mazzulla after he embarrasses himself for the first 3 games of a series

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Twitter · May 28, 2023, 6:18 PM

@proud coyote I apologize lmao

[proud coyote]

shit I mean, they really did look lost those first three

and his interviews hammered it home

[weak gull]

Don’t work Mazzulla

I still believed in you

[proud coyote]

my argument still applies here even, we don't know if it was mazzulla being the positive on the contrary lol

I doubt he'll get fired now though

[smoky fable]

not anymore

[celest zephyr]

Stole the W out of the twins

Let’s gooo

[stiff coyote]

broo they have beer mugs

but they only had the broncos bruh 🤮

@modest totem

[modest totem]

WHOA!! I WANNA HAVE IT!!!!! Where can I get one!?!?!

[stiff coyote]

in Solvany in Cali

It's like a Dutch place thats awesome !

funny enough they said the sold every mug but the broncos and patriots @modest totem

[modest totem]

Do they ship? 🥺💙🧡

[stiff coyote]

no unfortunately

but the quality is amazing. it's all hand made @modest totem

[modest totem]

https://tenor.com/view/jumping-out-of-window-suicide-so-done-gif-8423077

[weak gull]

I LOVE IT

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/LegionHoops/status/1662876505519833088

Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops)

REPORT: The Bulls “privately” believe Lonzo Ball won’t ever play again 😳

(via @dan_bernstein)

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Twitter · May 28, 2023, 5:40 PM

https://tenor.com/view/oh-dear-uhoh-uh-oops-gif-22478082

Well that’s not good

[smoky fable]

Sucks to see a guy’s career end due to injuries

[weak gull]

That’s a big blow…he was playing damn well when he was actually healthy

25-10 in the 35 games he played with the bulls. I firmly believe the lonzo injury changed their entire outlook, and now it changes in an even worse fashion than I imagined

[desert palm]

Hate on the Yankees all you want guys

We still won the game

And overall we’re not below .500 like the Padres are with a 300+ million payroll

😏

Although that defense was not good

I don’t know what the writers were thinking the year they gave IKF a golden glove 😂

[timid thorn]

Luton Town's stadium,I doubt they will play here. there's no way.

[sweet tree]

they will

tho I think they'll be renovating it lol

probably just new seats and shit

[dim ledge]

No they'll play there. New stadium under construction soon

[short flame]

New stadium is cool but I love the old look

There’s something about that old architecture and being so close to their fans

[dim ledge]

I agree

[sweet tree]

thats good

[short flame]

It felt surreal that a little team was going up to the prem

[sweet tree]

vamos chivas

omds what a goal

[short flame]

You’re a chivas fan?

Guadalajara

[sweet tree]

nah

just rooting for them in the final

I dont even watch liga mx tbh but I usually just tune in for the cup final

chivas dogging lol 2-0

[short flame]

Who are they playing against?

I’m a pachuca fan because of the great Miguel Calero may he rest in peace

[sweet tree]

tigres

[short flame]

Ah I’m going tigres on this one

I’m a Gignac fan

[sweet tree]

gignac scored a pen, 2-1

these bottlejobs man... 2-2

[short flame]

That guy’s a beast, he’s just undervalued because of the league he played in his whole career

[sweet tree]

yeah ik, he's been one of the best players in the league

he was p good back than in ligue 1 too

I dont want this to go to ET

not tryna stay up for this game

[short flame]

I would join you but have to be up really early tomorrow

[short flame]

He’s been the best player in Mexico for years, true legend of the Mexican history

[sweet tree]

ffs...

[sweet tree]

unreal bottlers

tigres get the third in ET

[steady gyro]

Rip Borussia Dortmund today

[calm mulch]

Today is the day

i either commit arson or the heat wins

[hasty basin]

It will be so bad if they dont

Going from a historic season to an anti record

In the same playoffs

[calm mulch]

Eveything is going to shit, the heat are letting the celtics do the impossible comeback, now that Lewis doesn't have alien technology anymore he only loses (and Max only wins) and Dortmund shat their pants trying to beat a middle of the pack team in a farmers league

Only positive note is seeing Ocon slowly rising

[calm mulch]

Warriors fans after they don't have a dynasty anymore and are ready to switch up to the Spurs :

[thorn hornet]

That new Villa badge is awful

[robust grotto]

Yeaaaah not crazy about it either

[noble comet]

Something feels different

About Aston Villa

[short flame]

Looks like a slightly better Chelsea badge

[short flame]

As a footy fan it makes me laugh to think about someone who would choose spurs for trophies

[calm mulch]

I mean, the footy spurs deserve all the disrespect

[solid dagger]

Is that going to be their new badge from next season?

It looks like a super old badge, they went the other way around compared to some modern badges lol

[noble comet]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BADGE

Killing myself

[thorn hornet]

Yea

[robust grotto]

Smh what a shame

[solid dagger]

It doesn't look that bad imo

[celest zephyr]

That’s f1 man . If you don’t have the car then you can’t win a championship

[calm mulch]

I know, i know that very well

[celest zephyr]

Lol

Max is an alien anyways

Don’t see anyone beating him anytime soon

[calm mulch]

I think Lewis still is more talented though

[celest zephyr]

That’s valid

[calm mulch]

He does the most even without the best car in my eyes

Unlike Botas right now

[celest zephyr]

I still think him and Alonso are more talented than max

[calm mulch]

Alonso still a monster

an experienced monster

[celest zephyr]

Vettel idk dude fell off without being in a Red Bull or Ferrari

Can’t imagine Lewis or Alonso being criticized for not being able to overtake

[calm mulch]

I watched the whole race and Ocon was getting more cheers and praise for getting third with an Alpine car than verstappen for being 40 points ahead of everyone

[celest zephyr]

Alpine built a tractor

[calm mulch]

Perfect for Monaco

There is nothing to develop on that street layout, it's always going to be dangerous and full of crashes

[celest zephyr]

Yeah fr few tracks on the calendar that he’d have been able to defend from Lewis George and sainz

It’s best for quali like Jeddah

Not for racing f1 cars

[calm mulch]

Imagine if they kept with the hard tires ? lmao

intermediate is such a puss move

It was such a weird race too, it was raining in only one part of the circuit

and raining kinda hard

[celest zephyr]

Nah inters we’re right

It was raining more on the rest of the track

They’d have crashed on worn mediums or hards

At that time yeh they didn’t need inters

But it got reallly bad for a few minutes

[calm mulch]

Jeddah also has some wicked turns