sports

[robust grotto]

Then you just ruled yourself on a lot of clubs

Between those 3 and I can’t see you cheering for clubs that struggle

Newcastle could be a good fit for you, they’re on the up and the will be in UCL next year

[dim ledge]

You seem fond of city so you could do that I guess. Personally if I couldn't be a Liverpool supporter I'd choose between Newcastle or Brighton. Fun teams with bright futures

[steady gyro]

I actually wouldn't mind honestly, i think these days i stay away from bigger lol

[dim ledge]

Also brilliant managers

[steady gyro]

Yes new castle is quite exciting future

[dim ledge]

Eddie Howe and De Zerbi are brilliant

[steady gyro]

I like the Tottenham players

[dim ledge]

I'd slightly lean more towards Newcastle because of politics and kit colours

Don't do spurs bro lmao. Whatever you do

[steady gyro]

Spurs

[dim ledge]

Banter club

[robust grotto]

I admire that

But… you’ll feel either “meh” or “this is shit” the vast majority of the season

[steady gyro]

I rather be that than a bandwagon tbh lol

If i was a kid again I wouldn't of been all for man city

I just like Madrid for it's legacy, i don't like their money side of it

But what can you do

[fluid moat]

I’ve found it to be more fun watching the prem as a neutral

[dim ledge]

Legacy matters but in that aspect I'm confused as to why you dislike the likes of Arsenal, United, and Liverpool

Considering their respective legacies

[steady gyro]

I respect arsenal the most out of them, i just really hate united lol

And Liverpool fans rub me the wrong way LOL

[dim ledge]

What did we do lol

[steady gyro]

Well Now a days they have a good team again and are high flying and all of the entitlement has come back. TBH, they are brilliant to watch but you'd have hoped seeing their previous fall from grace the fans would be a bit more humble about their current status. Man Utd are going through a similar situation rn

Msybe I've been on Twitter too much lol

[dim ledge]

I think your issue is expecting humility from any fanbase lol. Bottom of the league team will beat someone like Arsenal or United and their fans will banter it

[steady gyro]

I agree all big clubs have that type of fandom

[dim ledge]

Yeah

Twitter is problematic for that

[steady gyro]

I'll keep an open mind, I'll take some quizzes online and report back

[dim ledge]

Man

Just watch the games lol

[celest zephyr]

Idk how to pick a team

Cuz the prem is pretty much over

[dim ledge]

Easy

1. Ask Balkan
2. If Balkan supports your decision, you're good

Hope that helps

[celest zephyr]

Lmaoooooooooo

Don’t really care about any of em tbh

Time to just watch the afl then lol

[steady gyro]

True

It's hard to pick tbh I won't lie lol

[dim ledge]

I'd personally either watch games and decide who you like watching or make an investment into doing a bit of research on club politics and culture/history

The latter is why I chose LFC

[celest zephyr]

Guess I’ll just watch some games at the end of the season

Shrugs

[dim ledge]

Well

We have one matchday left lol

[celest zephyr]

Oh welp nvm there’s other sports left

[dim ledge]

I'll say this

[celest zephyr]

Yeh i know

[dim ledge]

As a Niners fan, Liverpool have a fair amount of congruency

To the Niners*

[robust grotto]

And don’t listen to me @steady gyro

[thorn hornet]

Last 5 games 1-1 and 0-0 draws yeah

[dim ledge]

I told yall about mudryk bro lmao like

Massive bullet dodged

[thorn hornet]

He's also a shitty human being made fun of that guy at the gym and publicly supported Israelis killing muslims in Palestine

[dim ledge]

Never knew that

Asshole

[thorn hornet]

Red Flags all over it

He posted it on his insta story and I happened to see it

[short flame]

I really hope he stays. Never been a fan of palace, I didn’t like how they treated Vieira. They’re basically Roy fc

[dim ledge]

Don't worry brother he'll be playing in Belgium soon Inshallah

[thorn hornet]

100 mil almost spent holy shit

[hasty basin]

They are in constant mediocrity

[thorn hornet]

Trossard with 26m

Balkan are yall still in the race for top 4?

Or is it done and dusted

[dim ledge]

Nah

I'm fine w Europa frankly

Seems a fun competition

• with us rebuilding and retooling how we function + less stress in Europe seems like a positive

[thorn hornet]

Anthem goes hard can't lie

[hasty basin]

Football is like the nba

Miss the playoffs> lose in the playoffs

Miss everything> win a "mickey mouse" european competition

For the big teams ofc

[thorn hornet]

Europa is full of suprises

[hasty basin]

Yeah

English teams are too cocky

[thorn hornet]

We're always favourites but never win it

Thursday nights are bane of my existence

[ripe yacht]

Yeah but there's no way liverpool doesn't win it next season

[dim ledge]

There is one positive though

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/Bk8iP3/status/1660766441103081473?t=Ti6emVBlHOD8X2bSZPZj9A&s=19

ً (@Bk8iP3)

THE FUCK IS TSC SAUCY BACKA, County Sheriff’s teams bro? And you wanna tell me Europa’s a vibe

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Twitter · May 22, 2023, 9:55 PM

Like these

Idk man

[dim ledge]

No late or early Saturday kickoffs

[thorn hornet]

I tought it said Žalgiris Vinicius

[hasty basin]

Lmao

Keep making fun of those teams and it'll bite in the ass

One day

Didn't united lose to Astana

[thorn hornet]

The fuck is Bačka Topola like

[dim ledge]

Highkey lol I hope we get a Greek club in our group

I'd actually travel to see that

[hasty basin]

They have the lowest

Coefficient

So

[celest zephyr]

Fuck it i guess I’ll go United hhahaha

[short flame]

They changed their name to sign the guy. He’s leaving real

[dim ledge]

Balkan does not approve

[celest zephyr]

Historic club so shrugs

[hasty basin]

There are too many stupid rma rumours

[dim ledge]

Far from the only one

[celest zephyr]

I don’t want city cuz they’ve won so much lately

[hasty basin]

All at once

[thorn hornet]

Sunday...pending

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/madridxtra/status/1661743221540798468?s=46&t=zGZ146lT9dr79SQ3BEFt0g

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

‼️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Real Madrid have Robertson on their list. They still want another fullback. @mcgowan_stephen

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Twitter · May 25, 2023, 2:37 PM

[dim ledge]

I'd prefer you do pool or arsenal but

[celest zephyr]

And its kinda lame to bandwagon the club that wins all the damn time

[dim ledge]

Do u

[thorn hornet]

Nah wont happen

[dim ledge]

LOOOOOOOL

[hasty basin]

There's no way

[dim ledge]

Yeah right

[celest zephyr]

I considered that but well i just roasted arsenal

[short flame]

Looking for a premier club?

[hasty basin]

He's leaving Liverpool

[celest zephyr]

So picking them would be weird

Yeh

Lol

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/madridxtra/status/1661727513712943107?s=46&t=zGZ146lT9dr79SQ3BEFt0g

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BREAKING: Harry Kane has been offered to Real Madrid. The club are now studying a potential deal. @PacojoSER

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19031

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Twitter · May 25, 2023, 1:34 PM

I mean Kane leaving sure

Still think he should be

PL

Tho

[dim ledge]

Well that does leave Liverpool Kimmy

Honestly u could go Newcastle

[hasty basin]

Nononono

[dim ledge]

They're fun

[celest zephyr]

Ngl its more fun to fight lmao

[hasty basin]

Don't think about it

Who

[celest zephyr]

I considered that also

[hasty basin]

Whos going to newcastle

[celest zephyr]

No one lol

[thorn hornet]

Are you picking which team to support?

[celest zephyr]

Yeh

[dim ledge]

Newcastle or Brighton Kimmy, trust

[celest zephyr]

Nah I’m passing with Brighton

[short flame]

Go for newcastle kimmy

[thorn hornet]

Go for Coventry if they go up

[hasty basin]

Newcastle oil

Go for uh

[short flame]

Go for tranmere rovers

[hasty basin]

Spurs for a lot of trophies to come

[celest zephyr]

Lol nah I’ve seen the suffering there

Hahhahaha

[thorn hornet]

Kimmy Amigo I have a plan

[celest zephyr]

What

[thorn hornet]

Everton

[dim ledge]

LOL

Historic ...

[celest zephyr]

Nah I’m good

[hasty basin]

Ononono

[short flame]

Don’t do spurs kimmy

[hasty basin]

A team that's going to the championship?

[short flame]

They’re the sabres of football

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I’m passing

[short flame]

They’re surviving

[hasty basin]

Hmm

[short flame]

Trust Mina bro

[hasty basin]

I think we'll win

Personally

Their last game is vs us

[thorn hornet]

Just do a lucky wheel spin and which one is the last standing it's your new club

[hasty basin]

We don't have anything to play for

But still

[celest zephyr]

Lol sure ig

[hasty basin]

wait

Must it be a PL club?

[short flame]

Don’t do that to me croco

[celest zephyr]

Idk I’m just picking one for prem rn

[hasty basin]

Oh ok

[celest zephyr]

Easier to just start with one league

[hasty basin]

Cos serie a is pretty fun rn imo

[short flame]

I supported Bournemouth for you

[dim ledge]

Nah prem is fine let him stay in that scope

[short flame]

Help a brother out

[hasty basin]

[dim ledge]

I'll say this Kimmy

[hasty basin]

Villa isn't bad

Cos I don't know many Villa fans

[dim ledge]

United will give you the same frustration as Toronto

[hasty basin]

Ollie Watkins

Fulham is boring

[short flame]

Fuck villa

Don’t choose them

[celest zephyr]

……

Well at least I’ll get double the pain

[dim ledge]

If you're against choosing pool so we can support different clubs I strongly suggest Newcastle but

[thorn hornet]

For the love of God don't pick Spurs

[hasty basin]

Man City for the chill

[thorn hornet]

For your own good

[dim ledge]

Yeah you could do United

[short flame]

Or choose them to piss me off

[hasty basin]

Tbf Man city is like

Guranteed success

[short flame]

If you like eichel you’ll enjoy their keeper

[hasty basin]

Oh yeah Brentford

[thorn hornet]

Fulham is really fun to watch recently but hey it's your choice

[hasty basin]

I'll say they're fun

Tbf

Fulham was

Cross and inshallah

But Mitro uhhhh

Yknow

[thorn hornet]

Pereira was ballin

[hasty basin]

Yep yep

Everyone was

Leno was looking like

One of the best signings

If not the best

[thorn hornet]

Yoi have Burnley and Shwffield too next year

[hasty basin]

Burnley maybe will be fun

I wanna see Kompany ball

[thorn hornet]

We sold him for 3 million ffs Edu

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[thorn hornet]

We get 5 mil in add ons btw

[hasty basin]

Nice

[thorn hornet]

Fulham stayed up

RICE WARCHEST

We also got 159 mil from 2nd place finish

[dim ledge]

I'll say the same as I said to the other individual here, research the history/culture/politics and choose. That's the best way regardless of form

[hasty basin]

When Burnley was buying Mikautadze I was actually interested but now

Teams like Milan want him so

There's that

[thorn hornet]

Nuggets to win the final and we're cooking

[hasty basin]

Hey hey hey

MIAMI THIS IS FOR YOUUU

Doesn't hit the same but

[short flame]

Could always choose Chelsea

[celest zephyr]

Yeah i did for united

[hasty basin]

[celest zephyr]

Chelsea eh nah

[hasty basin]

Chelsea we'll see what they do

They are a meme club

Tho

[celest zephyr]

Newcastle owned by saudis so shrugs

[hasty basin]

Yeah...

[short flame]

Wtf where’s Morelos now?

[thorn hornet]

If you want to suffer like I did for the last 10 years go ahead pick Arsenal

[hasty basin]

They are pretty fun rn tho

[thorn hornet]

Free agent at the end of June

[fluid moat]

I’ve always liked Chelsea the most out of the big 6 but yeah they’re kinda a banter club right now so that’s probably not the best choice

[hasty basin]

wait Gabe Vincent is nigerian

I didn't know that

Interesting

[short flame]

Hope he goes to a top 5 league

[hasty basin]

Heat will miss him next game

[thorn hornet]

Burnley interested in him recently

[hasty basin]

Choose Liverpool 😎

[fluid moat]

The first UCL final I remember vividly was 2012

[short flame]

I’ll have to support burnley as well

[thorn hornet]

I vividly remember 2018

[thorn hornet]

Kompany ball is fun

Better than Dyche eating gravel and drinking gasoline diet

[hasty basin]

It wasn't fun for the FA cup

[short flame]

But it’s just complicated to have all my Colombian boys survive relegation

[hasty basin]

They were barely beating our horrible side

And not great football either

But we'll see

[thorn hornet]

Sanchez might be fighting relegation too with Spurs next year

[short flame]

Have some respect for the best manager. Playing fun doesn’t matter as long as you win

[short flame]

He’s the exception

He can go down

[thorn hornet]

Edu bidding 30 million less than the original players price tag

[hasty basin]

Let's see what Dyche ball does vs us

[short flame]

It destroys you

[hasty basin]

Not with the arrow point where to score

[dim ledge]

LMFAO

[fluid moat]

I know formation all too well

[hasty basin]

It's such a stupid lineup

[dim ledge]

Pin worthy if this was just footy chat

[hasty basin]

Like 4 CDMs man

[short flame]

2-1 win for Everton. 2 for Mina 1 for lerma

[fluid moat]

🦖

[dim ledge]

Anyways @celest zephyr welcome to the prem 🥰
https://youtu.be/iBuTEywEQ6U

[short flame]

Why are they playing a keeper in midfield ?

[celest zephyr]

Lmao

[hasty basin]

If any other team beat us 9-0 I'd be off social media for

A month now maybe

[thorn hornet]

Keane and Tarkowski at the back is prime 2017-18 vintage Burnley

[robust grotto]

I hope I can enjoy the prem again next year

This season was grim and taxing

[celest zephyr]

Really is more fun to talk shit than just be buddy buddy

[hasty basin]

I know I will.

If Hamed Traore isn't injured 24/7

[thorn hornet]

Oh I enjoyed this season personally

[short flame]

The Mina disrespect

[thorn hornet]

[dim ledge]

I'm buddy buddy with any clubs fans most of the time tbh

Except Everton

[celest zephyr]

Wtf is bubba doing with that Miami vice type livery

Fair enough

[hasty basin]

Me too

Except Southampton

[celest zephyr]

It’s just more fun for banter ig

[hasty basin]

(Never met a southampton fan)

[celest zephyr]

Than to support the same team

[short flame]

Me appart spurs and villa

[dim ledge]

Which isn't to say I like United per se, but I respect them. Just not some of their fans. Some of the dumbest fans in football

[celest zephyr]

I’m used to that

[hasty basin]

Tbf though

That can be said about

All the to p6

[celest zephyr]

Some bozos as leafs fans

[dim ledge]

It's a perfect fit

[thorn hornet]

I'm chill with all fans except Chels

[short flame]

We’re not buddies

[dim ledge]

Our rivalry is like Montreal-Toronto

[celest zephyr]

Hahhahahaah can’t run away from sports suffering

[thorn hornet]

I have a mate who supports Spurs he cannot win an argument

[hasty basin]

Yknow what actually

Fuck Everton

[dim ledge]

He can't win anything art

[hasty basin]

They aren't playing Begovic

[dim ledge]

MY BOY

[hasty basin]

I swear this guy is nuts

Everytime he plays

[dim ledge]

I always knew you were a red at heart

[hasty basin]

But somehow manages to be a backup

[celest zephyr]

Balk you going to be a Habs fan?

[dim ledge]

I like the habs TBF

[hasty basin]

Like WTF

[celest zephyr]

[dim ledge]

I own their winter classic

[hasty basin]

Begovic has played 1 GAME

This season

And he got a 8 rating

[celest zephyr]

[hasty basin]

You can't make this up

[thorn hornet]

You mentioned Begovic and that took me back holy shit

[dim ledge]

If NYR sign the former Blackhawks GM I may defect....

[celest zephyr]

About to turn you into a winter classic

[short flame]

He’s not good regularly

[thorn hornet]

Loved my fellow countryman

[short flame]

He’s a backup

[fluid moat]

I will say I think out of all the top 6 clubs I think I’ve run into the least amount of brain dead Liverpool fans

[thorn hornet]

Better than T-Rex hands Prickford

[celest zephyr]

If you also pick the bruins then I’m about to go to New Jersey

[hasty basin]

Dropped a MOTM performance

[celest zephyr]

And sock you

[hasty basin]

Never played again

In the prem

[short flame]

Shit lineup

[hasty basin]

That was vs West ham

[robust grotto]

I’ve been a fan for only about ten years now but really the only prem team I really hate are City

[dim ledge]

Yeah fuck city

Nobody likes city lol

[short flame]

Did they lose the game?

[hasty basin]

What game

Vs Brighton?

No

[celest zephyr]

Given their questionable finances I’m also passing

Tied

1-1

[hasty basin]

Oh

[short flame]

This one

[hasty basin]

You mean Everton vs West Ham

Nah

[dim ledge]

Yeah Kimmy about that

[hasty basin]

Everton won 1-0

Lmao

[thorn hornet]

Some Arsenal fans have a negative amount of braincells

[short flame]

Should have lost that game

[thorn hornet]

Especially those on Twitter

[dim ledge]

United may be in for state ownership in a similar vein to City and Newcastle next season

So

[celest zephyr]

Always fans with negative brain cells

[hasty basin]

Pickford was injured

[short flame]

Horrible lineup

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I know with the glazers selling

[short flame]

Where is Mina

[thorn hornet]

I sometimes hate our fanbase

[hasty basin]

Injured as well

[celest zephyr]

I avoid twitter

[short flame]

Oh sad

[thorn hornet]

No wonder they won he was injured

[short flame]

Poor guy has had it rough

[hasty basin]

Also I'm sorry but

[dim ledge]

Yea no offense arsenal are the second worst for me after United. that said I also dislike some LFC fans soooo

[hasty basin]

Anthony Gordon has been a flop so far for Newcastle

[dim ledge]

In terms of fans****

[short flame]

No wonder arsenal lost the title, they played xhaka

[hasty basin]

He was good 1 game

When he came off the bench

A ghost since then

And they paid 45 mil

[dim ledge]

When your clubs mouthpieces are mfs like LeeGunner and Tai I guess it happens

[thorn hornet]

I dont even have twitter I just look up Arsenal transfer news

[celest zephyr]

Byron down a lap

Lol

News comments can be salty also

[robust grotto]

Not talked about enough tbh

[hasty basin]

I follow every club I can on twitter

[fluid moat]

I love all the “influencer” fans like Goldbridge and Jonathan Morley

[dim ledge]

Footy Twitter will make every other sports twitter look like preschool

[hasty basin]

To not miss stuff

[fluid moat]

Great entertainment

[thorn hornet]

Troopz and DT the wife abusers partnership

[hasty basin]

was same with Richarlison

Is Everton the problem

🤔

[celest zephyr]

Nah f1 Twitter is real bad

[dim ledge]

OH RIGHT GOLDBRICC LMAOOOOOO

[celest zephyr]

It’s toxic af

[dim ledge]

You don't understand

[hasty basin]

Footy twitter will make you lose braincells

[dim ledge]

You realise all the F1 boys are 99% footy fans right

[celest zephyr]

Oh I’ve seen footy twitter also lmao

Yeah I know

[hasty basin]

All the fans can't wait 1 second to make the most atrocious take

Imaginable

[celest zephyr]

It’s about half as bad maybe as footy twitter

[hasty basin]

UTDTrey is like the king of that

I swear everything he says

[celest zephyr]

Pretty much every f1 team is in Europe

[hasty basin]

The reverse happens

[dim ledge]

LMAOOO

[thorn hornet]

Actually it was mostly because of our lack of depth and Arteta improvising but hey whatever feel free to spread your anti Xhaka propaganda bc he will be gone soon

[short flame]

I usually like that content but that golbridge I don’t like at all. I used to watch all Ben foster videos until he started doing content with that guy

[dim ledge]

Ah what a time

[fluid moat]

Nothing is worse than the Ronaldo and Messi FC fans on Twitter

[robust grotto]

I still get haunted by Everton Lukaku

[celest zephyr]

It’s okay I’ve seen 7-0 before

[fluid moat]

Genuinely the most childish internet debate I’ve ever seen in my life

[celest zephyr]

Losing 7-0 to a banged up penguins team

Watch lebron vs Jordan

It’s bad

[hasty basin]

Bro

[dim ledge]

Actually as much as I meme on Xhaka, I think he was the one player in that squad fit for their position in terms of what they needed

[hasty basin]

THEY ARE THE PROBLEM

[short flame]

You attack Mina I attack xhaka. Him and arteta

[hasty basin]

It's like Hornets for NBA

Fake 20 PPG players

Whoever plays there

Kelly Oubre, Terry Rozier even Batum and them

[dim ledge]

I think largely, the lack of depth aside, Arsenal lacked the veterancy both in players and in management to keep the pressure on city

[celest zephyr]

Hornets suck despite being owned by the goat

[thorn hornet]

Arteta catching strays smh

[hasty basin]

Let's be real tho

Jordan as owner is uh....

[celest zephyr]

Real bad

[thorn hornet]

For the love of God Arteta sub Saliba earlier against Fulham

[short flame]

I’m still bitter on the time he insulted the fanbase and got to stay. He’s not a bad player just I don’t want him at the club

[thorn hornet]

If I could travel back in time

[hasty basin]

I'm actualy surprised this Chelsea defence

Didn't concede 5+

[smoky fable]

He isn't good

[celest zephyr]

https://youtu.be/0Nbw3jSafGM

[hasty basin]

Not at all

Lmao

[celest zephyr]

[dim ledge]

Saliba aside. White wasn't consistent

[robust grotto]

Dwight McNeil and Neil Maupay are solid mis table players and they’ve been ass at Everton

[smoky fable]

This is probably the worst Chelsea team I've ever seen though

[thorn hornet]

Yeah but the entire xlub was mess at that time everyone was divided and frustrated

[hasty basin]

Maupay is a fake imo

McNeil maybe

[robust grotto]

It’s their lowest finishing point in like 25 years or something

[hasty basin]

Didn't Liverpool play 2 games at the same time

[celest zephyr]

Waltrip old af

Get Boyer off of my screen

[thorn hornet]

Saliba makes players around him look better, Partey and White fell off so much when he was injured

[hasty basin]

Well not at the same time

[thorn hornet]

Gabriel was mid then was good with Kiwior then fell off

[fluid moat]

Covid football was different

[robust grotto]

@hasty basin let me explain something homie, you’ll understand me but give me a second

[hasty basin]

The same day technically I think

Oke

[celest zephyr]

Covid sports was different

So strange

[thorn hornet]

Zinchenko mostly plays like a lost child at the Mall so he didn't change much

[short flame]

👀

[dim ledge]

Guess how many goals you have in the past 2 seasons (current included) against us

[hasty basin]

Covid was so weird

When I was in the hospital I had to watch Georgia U21 vs England U21

Funnily enough we won that

There were some good players that played as well

[celest zephyr]

Maybe your manager won’t get hurt celebrating next time

[fluid moat]

https://twitter.com/madridxtra/status/1661854675568582657?s=46&t=tmuk03CPzJuH7D-wu7OQXQ

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨 There will be no goal line technology in La Liga next season. Javier Tebas and La Liga do not want to pay €3M to incorporate it in the league. @ellarguero

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Twitter · May 25, 2023, 10:00 PM

No shot

[hasty basin]

Well

[dim ledge]

2 is the correct answer

[hasty basin]

There wasn't goal line technology

before as well

[dim ledge]

We have 17

[hasty basin]

La liga has their own cool stuff but idk man

[celest zephyr]

Hey that’s one more than the amount of rounds the rangers made this season

[dim ledge]

Also two more than the amount of times that you've been in an ECF in the past decade

[celest zephyr]

Don’t worry we can steal Igor for 4 firsts

And marner

[celest zephyr]

Same amount as the lead the rangers blew against Tampa

[hasty basin]

Yup

[dim ledge]

[robust grotto]

@hasty basin since they’ve joined the league, WE HAVE NEVER GOTTEN 3 POINTS FROM THAT LOT IN BRIGHTON okay ( and brentford too actually ). I hate Brighton, I loathe them, they kill me on the instead. This man Maupay would shatter us for fun. You can probably YouTube his name and WH and there would be 4/5 clips easy

[dim ledge]

YouTube Salah vs United

[hasty basin]

LMAO

He got a grudge against you or something

I hated Brighton too ngl

[honest umbra]

Balkan I got Liverpool winning Europa next year

[dim ledge]

Here's hoping fate

[hasty basin]

Theye were such an annoying team I was like JUST GO DOWN RELEGATE

But they just wouldn't

[honest umbra]

After they take out Barca in round of 16 once we get relegated to Europa after getting grouped again

[hasty basin]

Look at them now a real successful club

[honest umbra]

I’m like 90% sure this will be the case

[fluid moat]

Bayern and Barca will meat again

[dim ledge]

Summer window like one week away lads...

[honest umbra]

Look no further than Bayern getting second for the first time in a decade and being available to face Barca once again next year in UCL

[hollow wind]

Kwame Brown talkin all this shit is the funniest thing of all time

[robust grotto]

I respect the hell out of Brighton but I fucking hate that they embarrass us on every level bro

[honest umbra]

I’m almost rooting for them to win this weekend so we don’t have to face rhem

But personally want dortmund to win

[hasty basin]

Now I do

[robust grotto]

we’re talking like an 8 game run of not a single win.. against Brighton dog

[hasty basin]

This season they jumped from like

My 19th favourite team

To 3rd

They are annoying vs us as well

[honest umbra]

Who’s second?

[hasty basin]

I always feel like we got a chance to beat them but they still kill us

[robust grotto]

Yeah who’s second ??

[hasty basin]

2nd is Liverpool

[honest umbra]

Bro u a scouser?

[robust grotto]

Lol AND EXACTLY that’s the worst part

[hasty basin]

Overall my favourites are 1.Bournemouth 2.Napoli 3.Liverpool

[celest zephyr]

It’s okay i like Salah

[dim ledge]

Yea he likes United too

[hasty basin]

Liverpool got the most fun name player as well

Vladimir Smicer

Or had I Guess

[celest zephyr]

Good that means he has a united jersey

[dim ledge]

Don't forget Skrtel

[honest umbra]

So United in the CL next year should be interesting

[dim ledge]

The hardest mf to ever grace the prem

[celest zephyr]

Time to get revenge on Liverpool

[hasty basin]

Skrtel

Lmao

[robust grotto]

Siren and Buc should be forced to be United fans just bc of the Glazers

[celest zephyr]

Hahahah LOL

[hasty basin]

Seeing the old CBs of big clubs man

[dim ledge]

Interesting to see how fast they go to the Europa

[hasty basin]

Like Vermaelen

[celest zephyr]

What about when they dip

[hasty basin]

For Barca

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FJfsne90CDU

The 7-0 started from here

[honest umbra]

They gonna put Barca United and Bayern in the same group

Let’s be honest

Idek if that can happen but it will

[celest zephyr]

Don’t need to wait to see you boys there

[hasty basin]

Me sitting back and relaxing while all the big teams battle it out and clown on each other in european competition

[dim ledge]

Yea you didn't have to wait this season either but United still couldn't hack it

[celest zephyr]

Got next year anyways

[dim ledge]

To go back to the competition and get bounced? Yea

[celest zephyr]

Beats not even making it there

[dim ledge]

Ever the possibility tbh

[celest zephyr]

Better than bawking like a fictional bird

As real as your premier league wins in 22 and 19

[dim ledge]

Closer than you've been since Obama was in office tbf

• a league and UCL in that time

As a leafs fan though I'm sure you've grown acclimated to structural failure of a sports organisation

Now you can be disappointed in red as well as blue

[celest zephyr]

Hey so can you

Aren’t the rangers red and blue also

[dim ledge]

Yea but at least we've made it past round 1 more than once

[celest zephyr]

At least we beat the blue and white team that the rangers jobbed to

Didn’t help Henrik win a ring did it

[dim ledge]

True

Though Matthews legacy is starting to rot on the shelf

May wanna check in on that before he ends up in the same distinction

[celest zephyr]

It’s okay he can go to Cancun

For all i care about

I only care about the team winning

No one on this team right now has been a legend with the team

[dim ledge]

Banter aside, hard disagree

[celest zephyr]

So tbh if they can’t win they can all fuck right off

[dim ledge]

Matthews is a franchise player and frustration around failures to bolster elsewhere doesn't water down his perspective legacy

Oilers do it too so you're not alone nor the worst at it

[celest zephyr]

Eh i don’t care about guys who don’t show up in the playoffs

And can’t win more than one round

[dim ledge]

That's your whole club

[celest zephyr]

Which is why i don’t care about any of them

[dim ledge]

Matthews being singled out for issues which are beyond his positional responsibilities is reactionary

[celest zephyr]

Hé ain’t being singled out

I just don’t see him as a legend of the team

Until he can actually do something

[dim ledge]

Again, requires a rescope of what something is

[celest zephyr]

Winning a ring?

Making the finals?

[dim ledge]

If Henrik is a NYR legend regardless of no SC, Matthews can do that

[celest zephyr]

Scoring a goal in the second round?

[dim ledge]

Right but making a finals is on the team making smart signings

And not only bolstering the forward groups

[celest zephyr]

It’s on him to have more than 2 points in the second round

[dim ledge]

Play starts from the back

[celest zephyr]

The d core isn’t even that bad

[dim ledge]

Your defensemen not being able to move the puck out of their own blue line is problematic

[celest zephyr]

So Matthews can just whiff and get beat by every good goalie he faces

[dim ledge]

Which is mitigated by more chance creation which is contingent on your dmen keeping the puck in the zone and preventing a shift into the neutral zone

[celest zephyr]

Almost no one can move the puck between zones lmao

Forward or d man

Marner bobbles so many passes you’d think he’s paid to throw the game

[robust grotto]

Yeah it’s like you guys are built for it but you have issues with it, especially with defense

[dim ledge]

^

Like it's the glaring issue lol, several non leafs fans are telling you this

If you want to crucify Matthews fine, but defense is the major issue

[robust grotto]

NYR def lucky with guys like Miller and Fox but they encourage Schneider, Trouba etc to do it too

[celest zephyr]

Tbh also passing the puck

I’m not trying to. I just don’t see him as a legend?

The core all shit the bed against the panthers

Keefe can’t coach

Idk if the defense wanted to do anything beyond being traffic cones

[dim ledge]

Going forward though he's easily the piece best fit to bring success and that's been continuously reflected

[short flame]

3 years entry deal

[celest zephyr]

I disagree there

I think marner is pretty good also

Especially when you consider everything he does

But yeh Matthews and marner two man game is probably the best bet with the core

And then with Reilly’s massive deal keep him ig

Tavares gone after his deal is up

[dim ledge]

I consider Matthews top 10 itl

So big difference for me

[celest zephyr]

Marner is still a top winger

You’d be hard pressed to find like 10 better wingers

I guess but marner is still like top 25-30 ish

Really more of they have great chemistry

And the leafs run a lot of plays around them

Auxiliary roles really could be given to anyone else

Like sure nylander or Tavares works but knies and bunting are just fine

Matthews is amazing but he wouldn’t be as good without marner running the show

Kinda like a point guard and a big man. Even if the big man is better if there isn’t someone good to feed him the ball then it’s harder for him to score

[undone lion]

Mazzulla gotta work on his wording man https://twitter.com/marc_damico/status/1661867821603667968?s=46&t=t0oJt29bpB7Lmsvio0-VQQ

Marc D'Amico (@Marc_DAmico)

Joe Mazzulla says that since Game 4, he met three young girls under the age of 21 who have terminal cancer. He said speaking with them helped him, and he hopes it helped them as well. "Watching a girl dying, and smiling, and enjoying her life, that's what it's really all about."

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Twitter · May 25, 2023, 10:52 PM

[celest zephyr]

Two people ganging up

Bruh i got bring backup next time

[proud coyote]

What?

This has convinced me it’s not a joke

he’s really just like that

[weak gull]

I can understand everything he wanted to say…but yeah, the wording is absolutely insane 😭

[sweet tree]

[robust grotto]

I’m Marner over Matthews kinda guy

[fathom bramble]

aye guys celtics in 7 lets go

we are going to win the next 8 games

and take it home

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[hasty basin]

Why is there a comma after dying that's what's throwing it off

[celest zephyr]

Blessed

I am also

[fathom bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/al-horford-celtics-kiss-gif-25978781

[celest zephyr]

In 2k

[fluid moat]

Oh god we might be getting Conte

[solid dagger]

No way

Please no

I don't want him back

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/cornet_szn/status/1661863053539913729?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[fluid moat]

Not sure how true it is

[hollow wind]

?????????????

Is there more context that I’m missing from this post

[rustic mountain]

Lfg reverse sweeeep

Miami played 0 d on that

[smoky fable]

Of course the heat are going to blow a 3-0 lead

[rustic mountain]

I sincerely hope they do

It would be fucking hilarious

[stable comet]

[celest zephyr]

Ugh heat???? Hahaha

[rustic mountain]

[celest zephyr]

https://www.thestar.com/amp/sports/leafs/analysis/2023/05/25/why-maple-leafs-gm-candidate-brad-treliving-checks-so-many-boxes-for-brendan-shanahan.html

……..

[rustic mountain]

BUTLER REJECTED

AND A BUZZER BEATER 3

Only quarter 1 tho but enjoying so far

[stiff coyote]

Dude wtf is wrong with the heat

[rustic mountain]

Celtics were getting too 3 happy

Ruh roh raggy

Knee bent the wrong way

The Heat going "what is defensive rebounding"

[smoky fable]

What happened

[smoky fable]

The Celtics fan in you seems happy

[rustic mountain]

He was fine dont worry

[sweet tree]

kimmich would be so nice for us, unfortunately an unlikely reality

[rustic mountain]

My deep down inner Celtics fan but it's more I want to see the heat reverse swept

[smoky fable]

Ah

[smoky fable]

Would he really leave?

[sweet tree]

I could maybe see it

not now tho

[smoky fable]

Also I thought gundogan was a target

[sweet tree]

yeah but different positions

[smoky fable]

Ah

That’s right

[hollow wind]

I will not allow the boston celtics to be the first team in history to come back from 3-0

[smoky fable]

They might

[sweet tree]

kimmich would slot in at DM for us now that the position is vacant

gundo likely stays at city

idk how he doesn't agree to another year with them, been good for em

[smoky fable]

Oh yeah they do need a Busquets replacement

[rustic mountain]

Just like you allowed the Lakers to- nah that's mean

I'll be good

[smoky fable]

If the Celtics do this, I expect you to pop off

[rustic mountain]

If the Celtics actually do it

I'll be annoying af lol

[hollow wind]

I should have been more forceful with the lakers

[rustic mountain]

And it's 100% because I am tired of hearing about "Himmy" Butler

[celest zephyr]

What? Sab backing down?

Is he getting soft like bill?

[smoky fable]

Give it time

[rustic mountain]

Nah Evan has suffered

[celest zephyr]

Dang you have become soft like the leafs

[rustic mountain]

And not slighted me

[smoky fable]

Wonder if I ever slighted you

[rustic mountain]

Nah

[celest zephyr]

Oh so that’s how you think how rude

[smoky fable]

I feel like the teams that I root for just get jinxed

[rustic mountain]

Lately Ive been feeling that for me too

But

[celest zephyr]

[rustic mountain]

Boston could make me real happy

The end of Himmy Butler would be a dream

Then it'd be right back to Demver

Denver

[celest zephyr]

Fraudabayo

Boston up by 20

Refs trying to save the heat smh

It’s okay butler only has 7 points

He ain’t him anymore

Jimmy shoots bricks

[rustic mountain]

The minute he does anything worth a while

The floods of Butler praise will be coming

Viri????

[celest zephyr]

OMG butler is the best player in the league

Whomst

[rustic mountain]

Lmaooo what are you doing in here Viri

[rustic ore]

Viri!

[serene sphinx]

Hello!

Unable to sleep. Checking every channel

[rustic ore]

Pog

[celest zephyr]

Become a leafs fan

I need more people in the cult

[smoky fable]

Nah don’t listen to him

[rustic mountain]

Welcome to sports, I think this is your first ever time in sports

[celest zephyr]

Shush

[sweet tree]

don't get into sports please

[celest zephyr]

No please do

[serene sphinx]

Lately I've been swimmikg

[celest zephyr]

I need more people to suffer

[sweet tree]

would be the worst decision of your life

[serene sphinx]

If that counts as sport

[sweet tree]

swimming is cool

[celest zephyr]

I used to swim more

[rustic ore]

It does indeed

[celest zephyr]

God that black is so hard to see lmaooo

[formal breach]

Is vincent supposed to be out just one game

[celest zephyr]

On dark mode

[rustic mountain]

Swimming is neat

[serene sphinx]

I do swimming and cardio

[rustic mountain]

Taking doom.with ya?

[celest zephyr]

No clue

[serene sphinx]

Nor yet

[celest zephyr]

Doom? It’s been years since I’ve heard that name

[rustic ore]

Twisted ankle is tough to get back from on only 2 days rest, we'll see

Viri you want to see something crazy?

[serene sphinx]

But speaking of him were going to a comic con tomorrow

[serene sphinx]

Sure!

[rustic ore]

Look how many pizzas I had to deliver today 😵‍💫

[serene sphinx]

Holy shit that's a sport

I mean, that deffo counts as cardio

[rustic ore]

Nearly $1400 dollars worth of pizza

[smoky fable]

What is that for

[celest zephyr]

Buc going to become a real life deer

With that lifting

[smoky fable]

A celebration?

Damn

[celest zephyr]

It’s his job

[smoky fable]

Yeah I know

[serene sphinx]

That looks heavy

[celest zephyr]

Oh gotcha

Idk probably lmao

[smoky fable]

Was just asking why that many pizzas would be sent out

[serene sphinx]

Also sorry guys I interrupted your conversation

[celest zephyr]

Nah its all good

[smoky fable]

Nah it’s fine

[rustic ore]

That's my assumption, it was to an aviation academy nearby. If it wasn't a graduation it was some kind of get together

[smoky fable]

Ah

That makes sense

Hope they tipped well

[celest zephyr]

Aviation academy? Dang never flew before

[dim kettle]

Buc being leaked on the job:

[serene sphinx]

Lately at work I do 30k steps a day..

[rustic ore]

No no please don't be sorry, also please stay, we miss y'all here in the server

[celest zephyr]

Where is doom anyways

[smoky fable]

Green shirt part of the uniform or something?

[rustic ore]

Yup yup

[serene sphinx]

Currently sleeping next to me

[celest zephyr]

Dang nice

[rustic mountain]

HOLY SHIT BUC'S SHOULDER??

[celest zephyr]

Inside the nba dressing up??????

This is weird

[rustic ore]

Next time you get please pet his head and call him your little pog champ from us

[proud coyote]

lmao this sequence

[serene sphinx]

Also you deliver pizza by car?

[rustic ore]

Yes ma'am

[serene sphinx]

Your car sure smell nice

[smoky fable]

Been a while since I’ve seen that

[serene sphinx]

Yo Juba

[celest zephyr]

Oh sup juba

Why is your username just screaming now lol

[rustic ore]

Gots a bit of energy lately, feeling good

[smoky fable]

This nba game is a blowout so not much to discuss

[smoky fable]

Good to see

Good to see

[stiff coyote]

is this the sports channel lmao????

[smoky fable]

It is

[celest zephyr]

Yessir

[rustic ore]

Vegas up 2-1 nearly through the 2nd

[celest zephyr]

Sports? AD didn’t get the memo

[smoky fable]

Except the heat have been playing like trash

[celest zephyr]

Go Vegas go

[smoky fable]

Sweep coming

[rustic ore]

They're seriously about to sweep Dallas

[celest zephyr]

I need to at least get one dub

[proud coyote]

it's been that for a while, I like it

[celest zephyr]

Lmao nice

[proud coyote]

going to have to go back to jubathetuba though when they roll out their new format

[smoky fable]

Ah yeah the new format

[celest zephyr]

Yeah idk when that’s going to come out

[proud coyote]

fats already has it

[celest zephyr]

Weird to not have the # part anymore

Oh dang

[rustic ore]

Dallas can never have nice things in sports, regardless of the sport

[celest zephyr]

Fats got an insider in discord

[proud coyote]

feel bad for pavelski

cursed

[rustic ore]

He'll have success when he leaves them

[proud coyote]

he's 38 now...

[rustic ore]

...

My b

[smoky fable]

Unfortunate

[celest zephyr]

He can win a ring when he’s 40

[dim kettle]

Just forget about the 5 titles the Cowboys have from 30+ years ago

[smoky fable]

I thought NHL players can play for a long time though

[celest zephyr]

I’d have to mute every cowboys fan

[smoky fable]

Or is it the position

[proud coyote]

I mean this year was one of pavelski's best so yeah I could see him go for a few more

[smoky fable]

See

[proud coyote]

but most NHL players don't still

[smoky fable]

Something positive

….. oh

[celest zephyr]

Yeah its rare to play until 38 in the nhl

Are the heat trying to use their Amex cards?

No wonder they are playing so ass

Got to use their miles

[stiff coyote]

yall think boston can comeback??

[proud coyote]

celtics now have better odds to win the title

wild

[celest zephyr]

Hahhahaha despite being down 3-1

[proud coyote]

3-1.5

[celest zephyr]

If that actually worked the chargers would have won half a playoff game

[robust grotto]

2-2

[rustic ore]

Wowzers Dallas tied

[smoky fable]

No sweep?

[undone lion]

They probably are unfortunately

Game 6 will be interesting

[robust grotto]

Both green teams avoiding a sweep ?

[smoky fable]

Maybe

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/coincidence-i-think-not-coincidence-i-think-not-the-incredibles-gif-5096707

[celest zephyr]

Green teams don’t get swept

Oh Dallas changed their green

Hatttt

What

I didn’t realize until now w

[robust grotto]

Crazy that it’s been ten years of the D star logo

[celest zephyr]

I like the old one more

[rustic ore]

Off topic but I got a buzz cut today since it's been so hot for me lately

[smoky fable]

Damn

[rustic ore]

Don't know if the dude was pressing too hard or my upper neck was just being overly sensitive but when the dude got there it hurt

[toxic canyon]

if the Celtics win this series

the nba is rigged

[celest zephyr]

Nah it definitely stings a bit

[rustic ore]

I don't see any way Boston can beat Denver rn

[celest zephyr]

When they scrape your skin with a razor

I don’t see any way Miami can

So therefore jokic finals mvp

[toxic canyon]

Denver is winning it all anyway because Miami has injured players now

this sucks

[undone lion]

Vincent would probably be back for the finals

[toxic canyon]

so neither team is beating them

[undone lion]

You’d think

[celest zephyr]

Still don’t have herro or dipo

[toxic canyon]

you think?

[celest zephyr]

Nuggets pretty much fully healthy

I think its all going Denver

[rustic ore]

I'm gonna be so happy for Jokic if they finish it out this year

[undone lion]

Finals start June 1 no matter what so yeah feels like he could be good by then

[rustic ore]

Dude is awesome

[celest zephyr]

NIKOLA JOKIC YOU ARE AN NBA CHAMPION

[weak gull]

Think you getting any razor bumps or just sensitive skin rn?

I told em…Jokic got us

[rustic ore]

Could be, I'm feeling some little bumps back in the area rn

[celest zephyr]

If no one got me at least jokic got me

[sweet tree]

Celtics

[rustic ore]

I'm not even Serbian or a Nuggets fan, I just like Jokic's game

Also seems like a cool guy on and off the court

[undone lion]

Jokic is great

[celest zephyr]

Where did you get that derpy chopper pfp

[weak gull]

Hate razor bumps…only had em 2 times but they suck

[celest zephyr]

I do also

[rustic ore]

Google

[sweet tree]

twitter

[rustic ore]

I'd be as happy for Jokic finally winning a chip as I was when Giannis finally got a chip

[undone lion]

Nuggets fans upset me but I gotta just ignore them

[rustic ore]

It's nice seeing standout players win a ring for the team they've been on for years

[celest zephyr]

Cursed

[rustic ore]

Like when Dirk finally got one for Dallas

[weak gull]

Someone delete that

[undone lion]

Lot of really cool players on that Denver team

[celest zephyr]

Also found whatever the fuck this is

[sweet tree]

cursedddd

[undone lion]

Bruce Brown ring coming soon

[short flame]

Rangers mascot?

[stiff coyote]

if heat lose game 6 they are down bad

[weak gull]

KCP and Bruce brown rings? Pistons legends fr 😭

[undone lion]

Bruce Brown played for Detroit?

[weak gull]

Yeah, pretty sure we drafted him lol

[undone lion]

Damn

Love his game

Only heard of him on the nets

[weak gull]

It’s funny, he played the same role here that he is in Denver actually. We were just overloaded with the same types of players when he was here

[stiff coyote]

It's okay bois, next year we will see a new championship team winning it

[narrow zodiac]

My goodness. The reverse sweep is looking real

[stiff coyote]

my clippers

[weak gull]

Lol

[undone lion]

Yeah man it’s never happening

[narrow zodiac]

Clippers are cursed 😭

[undone lion]

Shoutout Ty Lue tho

[weak gull]

Clippers can’t stay healthy man

[stiff coyote]

[silk notch]

I mena kcp already has one

[stiff coyote]

way better than doc did all those years man

[narrow zodiac]

The franchise was solidified as cursed when they blew 3-1 lead to rockets that one year

They Would have made their first conference finals

[rustic ore]

Brown gonna get payed

[weak gull]

It’s with the lakers, so I don’t really care to acknowledge it

[undone lion]

Based

[celest zephyr]

Hhahahah

Lakers have no rings

[stiff coyote]

I'm just hoping we win it next season

that's our last chance to win it

win or bust

Too bad the lakers lost thou, I would've been happy

[narrow zodiac]

I wish y’all luck. If things don’t work out, we got room in the Knicks fandom

Also vice versa

[rustic ore]

I'd like to see Dame get one tbh

He's cool

It's almost assuredly never gonna happen in POR but still

[proud coyote]

[rustic ore]

I apologize if that was a dick thing to say

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-vrchat-dance-gif-25847888

[stiff coyote]

lmao that was dirty buc

[rustic ore]

Oh what a save by VGK's GK

Hill that's his name

[rustic ore]

Now tbf I know jack shit about the intricacies about BBall so I'm about as casual as you can get

[celest zephyr]

Why are nfl jerseys so expensive

Sighhhh

[rustic ore]

So my opinion really means jack imo, it's just more so an observation given the murderers row of talented teams in the West vs what Portland has rn