sports

[rustic mountain]

21

[hollow wind]

Rivers is gone

[calm mulch]

Harden was prob partying last night

[hollow wind]

I’m sorry rob

[weak gull]

Nah that’s on embiid tbh lol

[hidden rampart]

He’s so ass man

[calm mulch]

them honey bums heavy on his belly rn

[hidden rampart]

Hoy shit

[weak gull]

But nonetheless they look awful

[formal breach]

If the celtics lost the series after being up 2-1 and JT finished the close out game 6 with 3 points you think those tv analysts wouldn’t go in on him? Lol

[hidden rampart]

Just imploding

I can’t believe my eyes

[calm mulch]

aight bro, we got it

[hollow wind]

They should have won last game man. They did not capitalize on the bad Tatum performance until it was too late

[hidden rampart]

I’m gonna put a movie on man

I’m not watching this game anymore

[calm mulch]

Tatum used all the luck in his life in last game

He is never winning anything anymore

[hidden rampart]

Yea they just.. completely shat the bed in game 6. Home court, Tatum performing horrendously, had a large gap

[rustic mountain]

As a dude who just watched his team shit on the ice with their season on the line

[hidden rampart]

This team is so inconsistent

[rustic mountain]

I can honestly say I feel you Rob

[hidden rampart]

Like just close out

[hasty basin]

To sum it up

[hidden rampart]

Harden has 9 points

DOC

COME ON

[hasty basin]

Nice

5 secs

[calm mulch]

Already better than Klay

[burnt cedar]

Unreal vibes @sweet tree https://vxtwitter.com/samuelmarsden/status/1657851538558132228?s=46&t=O_FRQOQY9VYYsoKQPJXQAw

[hollow wind]

I’ll have to look at some advanced defense stats but I think it should be clear now to anyone who didn’t think this already that Jokic is the best player in the league, not embiid

[hasty basin]

Well

[sweet tree]

I saw ajay

[weak gull]

Why they booing harden coming back? They should be cheering😂😂😂

[burnt cedar]

Hopefully nobody got hurt

[sweet tree]

was watching balde go live on IG

[hollow wind]

Lmaoo

[burnt cedar]

But that’s so funny to do at your rivals ground

[sweet tree]

looks fun in the dressing room

[hollow wind]

Nah this is painful

[hasty basin]

Ok ok

[calm mulch]

I called it when Denver won their series, this will be the most sullied MVP award ever. Embiid gonna have a bitter taste in his mouth everytime he looks at it

[hollow wind]

Sixers are just not there

[sweet tree]

nah no one got hurt

[calm mulch]

Bro is about to lock the MVP trophy in his locker

[hasty basin]

That defence

Jeezus

[rustic mountain]

Marcus Smart taking 3s is essentially just a rebound chance with extra steps

[weak gull]

SMART ON EMBIID

TAKE ADVANTAGE!!!

[calm mulch]

Kendrick Perkins > Embiid

[proud coyote]

How is the reffing?

AGH it ballooned to 20 points

[hollow wind]

Lmao why didn’t he pass to EMBIID DOWN LOW???

[proud coyote]

Jesus Christ

[hollow wind]

What???

[weak gull]

Not amazing but it don’t matter.

[hidden rampart]

Get maxey out of this team

[formal breach]

Lakers beating whoever it is now

[calm mulch]

No matter what the losing team will say the refs rigged it

[proud coyote]

Astronomically bad

[calm mulch]

But Philly cannot rebound

and the celtics making the 3s

[rustic mountain]

Holy hell

This is just saf

Sad

[hasty basin]

Miss after miss man

[hollow wind]

Not bad enough to say it mattered on the outcome of this game imo. Sixers are defeating themselves

[weak gull]

Left blud open twice😭😭

[proud coyote]

Game 6 was the game

[hidden rampart]

Honestly just throw the towel

Don’t even try

Just “alright let’s go home”

[dim ledge]

....

[calm mulch]

Embiid is 100% gonna cry after he loses today lmao

[hidden rampart]

Rather than waste peoples time with a 4th quarter

[hollow wind]

Embiid can take over in the 4th

[weak gull]

Go home to ya mommas man

[proud coyote]

Well this is more pain for eagles fans so I’m happy

[calm mulch]

Just measly 20 points

[rustic mountain]

Philly loses a sb, loses a ws, shits themselves in game 7 of the semis, AND has the flyers

[calm mulch]

SURELY philly has the coaching and discipline to claw at that huge lead

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1657859674765500416?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)

October- Phillies lose to Astros
February - Eagles lose to Chiefs
May - 76ers lose to Celtics

Philly has had MAX pain for months. @Philly_Mays

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Twitter · May 14, 2023, 9:25 PM

[dim ledge]

Miami vs Boston is gonna be bigoted fans Vs bigoted fans

Bismillah

[formal breach]

Doc’s game 7 record plummeting further

[weak gull]

Hope none of the sixers planned on getting they momma a game 7 win

[proud coyote]

[simple seal]

How many shots did Tatum make the 1st quarter? lol

[weak gull]

I’d disown these bums

[calm mulch]

What a shitass screen was that

[hasty basin]

Great shot

Brilliant

[rustic mountain]

He had 25 in the first half

[hollow wind]

Lmfao Embiid wasn’t even asking for it or posting up while smart was on him. He’s not with it rn

[rustic mountain]

Idk first quarter

[hasty basin]

Oh ma gash

[calm mulch]

LMAOOO

this game is over

[hasty basin]

Ovarida

OHHHH

THE DAGGER

[simple seal]

I ask cause of this

[hollow wind]

Lol

[smoky fable]

Sorry man @hidden rampart

[dim kettle]

I get to see Philly fans misery up and close too. Oh what a day

[hasty basin]

Fuckin hell

[hollow wind]

Derrick White making it a 25 point game

Wth

[hasty basin]

Nah you gotta make those

[rustic mountain]

85 to 60

[hasty basin]

At this point wtf

[sweet tree]

so many blowouts

[calm mulch]

He mad chuck and shaq made fun of his hairline

[smoky fable]

Miami Boston

[hidden rampart]

3-0 on losing

[calm mulch]

BRO

[hasty basin]

TATUM

WHAT THE FUCK

[calm mulch]

BROOOOOOOOO

[smoky fable]

Go Heat

[hidden rampart]

I told you

[hollow wind]

No shot

[sweet tree]

wowwe

[weak gull]

Doc Rivers drawin up plays

[simple seal]

Me with the 76ers every season

[rustic mountain]

Jayson Tatum took everything personally

[hidden rampart]

Get maxey out of this poverty franchise

[smoky fable]

Harden and Embiid were a no show

[calm mulch]

ahahaha

they can't rebound

[hasty basin]

LOL

[calm mulch]

for shiiiit

[hollow wind]

They should keep Tatum in so he can get the 50 piece

[dim kettle]

Can’t wait to watch the channel 6 news later and seeing all the sad Sixer fans reactions

[hasty basin]

ax

Fax

[weak gull]

Tatum putting Kobe on the story FOR SURE tonight 😂

[hasty basin]

Tatum will want to stay in if he really got that

Mamba mentality

[hidden rampart]

They’re just running around

No decorum

[hollow wind]

I’m gonna compliment the shit out of Tatum if we have to play them in the finals so he has bad nights

[hasty basin]

Nah

Heat FTW

[hidden rampart]

No passion

[smoky fable]

Doing cardio

[calm mulch]

Very much Kobe of him to play horrid for period and then at the 4th quarter bro makes like 4 3s in a row

[smoky fable]

This is how the MVP plays huh

[novel slate]

give it up for MVP Joel second round exist master Embidd

[celest zephyr]

Frauds

[hidden rampart]

This is just sad

[smoky fable]

Celtics Lakers finals Matchup?

[rustic mountain]

I don't want to see a Florida team win anything so default go Boston

[hidden rampart]

This is the MVP???

[dim kettle]

James Harden not showing up in an elimination game? No….

[celest zephyr]

Boston? Blargh

I can’t root for Boston

[hasty basin]

Aite

[smoky fable]

Go Heat

[novel slate]

Give jokic his mvp

[weak gull]

Yet again I must say

Jokic got us

[celest zephyr]

This your mvp!!!!!

[novel slate]

This man was pity’d

[rustic mountain]

But Denver for sure my top pick

[dim kettle]

Choke Rivers and Elimination James lives!!!

[hasty basin]

Tatum 42 10 and 4

Lol

[celest zephyr]

Joel fraudbiid

[smoky fable]

Rivers going to get fired

[calm mulch]

BREAKING NEWS !!!

Doc Rivers ran after the quarter ended and is dashing to the parking lot, he is looking to flee the scene !!!!

[weak gull]

It’s more than that at this point, everyone is choking lol

[celest zephyr]

Good

And please never hire him again

[hollow wind]

This team has a lot of issues tbh. Coaching, discipline, decision making, poise. They are so consistently inconsistent

[novel slate]

Embidd never making it to a conference finals

[hidden rampart]

Embidd man..

[weak gull]

Lotta that fixed with a decent coach tho. Instead Rivers on the sideline cooking ramen noodles

[dim kettle]

You saying you’re not interested in Rivers joining the Raptors

[calm mulch]

That's the price for getting that fraudulent MVP award

[hidden rampart]

Yea the only consistency is being inconsistent

[weak gull]

Dwayne Casey looking for a job 🤣

[formal breach]

Rdc otw to making their 4th doc rivers skit lmao

[hollow wind]

Again, I still don’t know why Doc Rivers’ name holds much weight at this point.

[hidden rampart]

I want to slap the back of doc rivers bald head

[rustic mountain]

It could be worse Philly. You could currently employ Ja Morant

[dim kettle]

You could also call Joel, Aaron Rodgers

[calm mulch]

Dwight Howard is calling, he is inviting Harden to a vacations in Taiwan

[weak gull]

Ja Morant done made it out the second round though I’ll say that 💀

[hasty basin]

Doc Rivers leeching off that Austin Rivers fame

[calm mulch]

Ja Morant hurt himself in the most stupid way possible

[dim kettle]

Fuck Dwight Howard smh

[hasty basin]

😔

[smoky fable]

Celtics championship ring carrying him so far

[calm mulch]

he be trying to do that stupid dunks and finally bro got what he wanted, hurt himself in the fall

[hidden rampart]

That video is gonna go triple platinum

[weak gull]

Doc clearly still trying to get the Celtics that 2nd ring he couldn’t obtain

[silk notch]

Lakers vs celtics final will happen at this rate

[celest zephyr]

They lose enough as is

[dim kettle]

Rivers biggest failure was not winning multiple titles with that Celtics team. Should’ve been the red flag, guys

[celest zephyr]

Can’t choke if they don’t even make the playoffs

[rustic mountain]

You're right, flashing his gun multiple times in multiple places even after getting in trouble for it really made the Grizz play well

[celest zephyr]

[torn gale]

Lakers heat finals is ideal

[hasty basin]

Al Horford

Comeback is onnn

[calm mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/joel-embiid-crying-sixers-sad-get-inside-gif-14122067

[celest zephyr]

So I mean if he can be a tank commander great

Better than mediocrity

[rustic mountain]

Ew

[celest zephyr]

Nuggets heat

[formal breach]

The draymond podcast they just did was gold lol

[hasty basin]

Nvm

[torn gale]

Lakers heat

[hollow wind]

Say what you want about the Lakers, that team feels together. We make a lot of stupid decisions but we play hard and together almost every night. I don’t feel that at all when I watch Philly play. And yeah, none of their key players inspire much confidence outta me

[sweet tree]

nuggets have a good chance

[novel slate]

Bros career is meant to boosts lebrons

[celest zephyr]

Automatic fuck Boston and philly

[dim kettle]

Please not the Heat. The Magic fan in me only wishes failure on them

[hollow wind]

[calm mulch]

Draymond had the wildest energy in the league

[torn gale]

I hope the nuggets neve make the finals

[hidden rampart]

I can’t wait to hear doc giving a riveting speech like this during the 4th quarter

[celest zephyr]

Sorry but I hate the sixers and Celtics more

[novel slate]

[torn gale]

Hopefully the heat can close out the Celtics this time

[hasty basin]

Philly 34%

[weak gull]

I’m not defending Ja, just saying, he clearly has something other younger guys lack on the court. He just needs to get his head out of his ass

[hasty basin]

From the field

[formal breach]

Despite the flak he gets the warriors are soft without him

[hasty basin]

Oh my god

[torn gale]

And LeBron slaps the nuggets silly

[hasty basin]

Brogdon cooking

[rustic mountain]

Idk if he will get that opportunity tbh lmao

[smoky fable]

The league really gave him a chance and he spat in their face like that

[calm mulch]

harden is not even trying

[celest zephyr]

“Come on guys. Save my job”

[hasty basin]

Wtf

[hollow wind]

“Boston won this game because they scored more points than us… AND THE REFS MAN” - Doc Rivers post game interview

[hasty basin]

Yeah they've given uo

U

.

[dim kettle]

Yeah, never trusting the Nuggets until they actually win shit in the 3rd round

[smoky fable]

Lakers in 6

[hollow wind]

Put Blake in

No balls

[celest zephyr]

Lebron about to win 5 rings

[torn gale]

We’re gonna get a 7 and 8 seed in the finals hopefully

[calm mulch]

Put Rondo in, no balls

[weak gull]

Silver isn’t going to ship him out, he’s known for not leaving players out to dry.

STERN DEFINITELY WOULDVE SAID FUCK IT

But, silver I think will give it one more go for a player of his magnitude in that market

[hollow wind]

Idgaf about the heat, if the Celtics are in the conference finals, might as well make it another lakers Boston finals for Lebron to win his 5th ring and get his jersey retired by LA

[dim kettle]

I can’t stand being in a world where both South Beach teams in NHL and NBA are in the championship games

[hidden rampart]

You know what’s crazy

https://youtu.be/wM-NcMZhcaA

https://youtu.be/IeLk0NE1V2s

How are there two of these

Back to back

[smoky fable]

Jayson Tatum heard all the shit talking apparently

[novel slate]

JA and harden gonna be in those strip clubs together 😹

[hasty basin]

Bring back Tacko

[celest zephyr]

Phillly got outscored 65-33 in the second and third quarter combined

Hahhahahhaah

[torn gale]

No. Celtics don’t deserve to make it. Jimmy deserves redemption vs the Celtics

[hidden rampart]

How is doc rivers just so skitworthy

[hollow wind]

Only other fun narrative would have been Jokic vs Embiid but that’s over

[celest zephyr]

Fucking frauds

[calm mulch]

Harden is eating them honeybums by courtside if you watch him closely

[weak gull]

Absolutely did, I ain’t denying nothing. Just saying. But silver won’t let him just keep slipping without one more go on a very severe punishment imo

[hollow wind]

YOOOOO GIANT ROBOT GORILLA

[rustic mountain]

Fuck the Heat and Florida sports

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1657863345599283202?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)

Raise the Banner 76ers

Twitter · May 14, 2023, 9:39 PM

[torn gale]

The heat are cool

[hollow wind]

Yeah fuck Ja

[rustic mountain]

Disagree

[dim kettle]

I’m a Magic fan. I can never like the Heat

[celest zephyr]

Lost to a buzzer beater to the eventual champions in 2019

[hollow wind]

Lmao

[novel slate]

Their fans carry but if their team starts losing they all leave the stadium

[torn gale]

Congrats LeBron on your 5th ring

[hidden rampart]

At least last year we could blame Simmons

[formal breach]

Lakers will mop the heat, celtics at least could make it go past 5 games

[hidden rampart]

[solid dagger]

Bruh how ar ether 76ers getting blown out

[hollow wind]

The Kawhi shot has given Joel so much trauma that he’s no longer capable of making it past the 2nd round

[calm mulch]

Don't care, phoenix suns got eliminated i already won the playoffs

[celest zephyr]

Philly fans crying when the Celtics own them for the millionth time recently

[dim kettle]

Cough 2014

[hasty basin]

They had Danuel Hause in for 3 mins

[hollow wind]

You will kneel to your king

[hasty basin]

I mean 1 min

[torn gale]

Lakers aren’t gonna mop the heat

[hasty basin]

And he got 0/3 from FG

With -4 +/-

[solid dagger]

Bring out the brooms

[weak gull]

Lakers aren’t going to get out this round

[celest zephyr]

Daniel brick house

[torn gale]

Heat have shown they aren’t getting mopped by anyone

[solid dagger]

🧹

[novel slate]

Lakers already beat the heat they will do it again

[hasty basin]

Remember him in rockets

[calm mulch]

No coaching needed

[celest zephyr]

Heat ain’t getting swept

[calm mulch]

just play the game

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-tyler-herro-lakers-heat-flop-gif-18722808

[solid dagger]

LeBron in the finals against that heat team is gonna tear it up

[torn gale]

I can’t believe I have to watch the lakers win again but it’s not the 3rd or worst option

[hollow wind]

Lakers would beat Miami in 6. Tbh… imagine if we beat every team in 6 in the exact same way. Win games 1,3,4, and 6

[calm mulch]

"just got out there and hoop"

[torn gale]

Still not gonna be a mop

[solid dagger]

I'm rooting for either team that comes out in the west

[weak gull]

Just forgetting the nuggets here lol

[calm mulch]

LeBron doesn't run out of gas

[dim kettle]

I’d rather see LA win another title than either Boston or Miami winning

[solid dagger]

It would be cool to see the nuggets winning it all

[hollow wind]

Yeah y’all need to stop trying to jinx us

[torn gale]

I didn’t forget the nuggets I just hope they lose

[hollow wind]

We’re not in the finals yet

[celest zephyr]

Doc “We lost because we made less shots” Rivers

[torn gale]

Ideally they get swept

[calm mulch]

If LeBron wins the 5th ring that puts him at goat+ status

[solid dagger]

What did they do to you muk lmao

[hollow wind]

Wait what’s wrong with the nuggets? 😭

[solid dagger]

He already is tho?

[hollow wind]

Didn’t think they were an unlikable team

[weak gull]

Bro you crowned em right here😭😭

[solid dagger]

How can you dislike the nuggets

[celest zephyr]

Dude bet millions on jokic winning three mvps in a row

[hidden rampart]

There’s an alternate universe where jimmy stayed with the sixers

I wonder how the sixers fare in that universe

[dim kettle]

Here’s the big question about this game rn. How does this effect LeBron’s legac-

[weak gull]

I don’t get it man

[hasty basin]

They giving

[celest zephyr]

And Ben Simmons misses a dunk with one second left in game 7

[calm mulch]

he is the goat, i'm talking about goat+

[hasty basin]

76ers a chance

[celest zephyr]

Sixers lose

[solid dagger]

Jokic is one of the most likeable dudes in the league

[torn gale]

Jokic is cool

[hollow wind]

Rob do you want to know something even more sad? You are paying Tobias Harris $40 mil a year next season

[hidden rampart]

[hasty basin]

Ohhh only 23 points

[solid dagger]

Murray is so fun to watch in the playoffs

[calm mulch]

where do i get a pair of these ?

[torn gale]

I thank jokic for beating the sons

[hasty basin]

Damn man

Tatum

[novel slate]

Hood classic

[calm mulch]

goatend

GOATend

[torn gale]

But I gotta root for the heat because I know too many lakers fans irl

[hollow wind]

Tatum wants 50

[solid dagger]

Booker and CP3 getting schooled by a fat eastern European man back to back is a dream

[formal breach]

If nuggets give up homecourt advantage it’s over

[hidden rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/reviewbrah-gif-22077649

[calm mulch]

50-50-50 triple double incoming

[dim kettle]

I know this is a bad time to mention to Philly fans rn. But the Phillies just lost

[torn gale]

And Durcant

[hidden rampart]

Yea

[weak gull]

Probably grailed at this point lol

Or eBay

[solid dagger]

Oh damn didn't know you were a 76ers fan rob

[hollow wind]

Naaah muk has tapped into his inner Skip Bayless

[formal breach]

I was gonna say the playoffs have mostly been down to who wins on the road first but the sixers blew that one for me lol

[solid dagger]

I'm sorry for you

[hidden rampart]

4-0 too

[hidden rampart]

This city took back to back Ls

[celest zephyr]

Oh and James harden has a 35.6 mill player option in 2024

[hollow wind]

Yep

[solid dagger]

He literally is the Skip Bayless of the server

[hollow wind]

Apt

[solid dagger]

We just gotta find his LeBron equivalent in the series

[torn gale]

Next season will look interesting

I am not skip Baylee’s

Nah less

[solid dagger]

Bucks will win it all just watch

[torn gale]

Bayless

[celest zephyr]

Muck Bayless

[hidden rampart]

I gotta move cities

[novel slate]

No one can be lebron.

[solid dagger]

Nick Nurse at the wheel

[weak gull]

So…y’all ready to see wemby in Detroit?

[hidden rampart]

I have to support another org

[celest zephyr]

Welcome to Toronto

[hidden rampart]

Toronto???

[solid dagger]

I'm 100% convinced the NBA will rig it so he won't end up there

[calm mulch]

He is going to Dallas

[novel slate]

They gonna need to injure more players then

[hidden rampart]

[solid dagger]

100000%

[celest zephyr]

Hey you said you want to move lol

I never said it’d be a good idea

[hollow wind]

Honestly, supporting most NBA teams will only end in tears in some way

[torn gale]

Wemby to the spurs

[weak gull]

Nah. Don’t think lotto is rigged with silver at the helm tbh

[torn gale]

This is why you feed your primal desire to hate teams

[solid dagger]

It would be cool to see Wemby and Lillard together

[novel slate]

I support whoever does good basketball

[dim kettle]

Dwight Howard still hurts me every day

[solid dagger]

Wembanyama and Pop

[celest zephyr]

Haters always win

[calm mulch]

Just lose all your money on Stake.com

[hidden rampart]

Not nba teams only but any sports team. Idk what’s up with Philly teams

[calm mulch]

Losing money is hilarious

[celest zephyr]

Nah just spend it on crypto

[hidden rampart]

I’m glad I didn’t bet this game

[solid dagger]

I'm confident he's not gonna end up in Detroit but let's see

[hollow wind]

You know I was actually watching some highlights of the 2009 finals where we beat you

[celest zephyr]

1 million for a lebron nft

[torn gale]

He’s not gonna end up in detriot

[hollow wind]

Earlier today

[novel slate]

On his way to surpass westbrooks legacy with the thunder

[torn gale]

He will never

[hasty basin]

Uh oh

[formal breach]

Westbrook winning his ring this way

[hasty basin]

I mean I hpe

Hope

[calm mulch]

Tatum once got a tech for slapping his hands that way

[torn gale]

BEASTBROOK will never be surpassed

Being unironic

[solid dagger]

He'd get clowned on so much more

[hasty basin]

Well

[hollow wind]

Hey, eagles are my pick this year but I know I’ll regret that eventually lol

[hasty basin]

Westbrook was who made me support Thunder

[weak gull]

I mean, if we don’t get him im not shocked with the odds changed a few years back.

But I don’t see a reason to rig things for any of the top 5 teams.

[hasty basin]

Shai cant surpass him in my heart

But still

[torn gale]

Westbrook was the most exciting guard in the league for a while😔

[calm mulch]

Philly is completly dead

they got hollow eyes

[solid dagger]

His mvp year was crazy

[hollow wind]

Im surprised Westbrook even wants a ring if the lakers win. That’s the most empty ring of all time for a person of his level

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[novel slate]

Westbrook is more iconic but shai will surpass him when he gets his star center, Giannis 🐐

[hasty basin]

Thing is

In his MVP year he actually shot league average from 3

[solid dagger]

Shai to the bucks??? Subscribe

[torn gale]

Giannis is heading to Brooklyn

[haughty moss]

james harden disappearing act part 50

[solid dagger]

Middleton + picks for Shai take it or leave it

[dim kettle]

Sixers won’t win because the basketball gods refuse to let Sam Hinkie have any type of credit for it.

[serene fractal]

Blud wut 😭

[calm mulch]

I'm waiting for KD to sign with the team winning the finals in the last quarter to get his

[solid dagger]

Coooope lmfao

[hasty basin]

Shai will get to play with Wemby and Chet

Now that's nuts

[hidden rampart]

They’re pretty strong but eh.. they’re the team that’s disappointed me the least from Philly. Even with the last superbowl L, at least they got to the Super Bowl

[weak gull]

Giannis is staying In Milwaukee lol

[novel slate]

Jrue and middle for shai is fair trade imo

[serene fractal]

Chet is not him

[torn gale]

Kd will sign with Denver next season

[solid dagger]

The twin towers 2.0

[hasty basin]

Tbf still Poku at the 4

[hidden rampart]

???

[hasty basin]

Twin towers

[solid dagger]

Maybe that will work better than Olajuwon and the other dude whose name I forgot

[calm mulch]

KD was playing for the Nuggets ever since game 4

[hidden rampart]

No he will not LOL

[serene fractal]

Okc signed the chopsticks

[torn gale]

He will

[sweet tree]

the finals was good, only lost by a few points

[torn gale]

Giannis will save the franchise

[hollow wind]

No one on the Sixers has 20 points

[solid dagger]

Chet at the 3, the triplet towers

[hollow wind]

Naaah

[calm mulch]

in embiid's face

[hollow wind]

Tatum has 51

Insane

[calm mulch]

all creamy and shit

[hasty basin]

Giddey and Shai

[novel slate]

Please revoke this MVP

[hasty basin]

The quintuple towers 💀

[torn gale]

It warms my heart to see Philly collapse like this

[solid dagger]

Muk Giannis is not moving from Milwaukee

[dim kettle]

Better hope Hurts doesn’t regress.

[hidden rampart]

Sharks, now

[solid dagger]

Stop coping

[serene fractal]

Trade giddey for jalen brown

[weak gull]

How is wemby getting there😭

[hollow wind]

Steph couldn’t even keep his record

[silk notch]

Joel was crying for the mvp just to flop

[calm mulch]

philly is looking saaaad

[hollow wind]

[hasty basin]

Just watch 😎

[hidden rampart]

102–76 this is crazy

[formal breach]

Didn’t even let my boy steph keep the record smh

[torn gale]

Guess we are moving the franchise to Milwaukee then

[calm mulch]

BRO WHAT AM I WATCHING

[torn gale]

Trade and swap names and likeliness

[hasty basin]

Easy jumps to 1st pick

[hidden rampart]

Taytum most points in a game 7

[novel slate]

Didn’t he pull the race card?

[calm mulch]

Celtics playing a G-League team right now

[hidden rampart]

This is a tatum legacy game

[solid dagger]

You'd still be the city's #2 team

[torn gale]

No

[silk notch]

Dont think so

[torn gale]

We just elimainte the bucks franchise

[weak gull]

Joel deserved mvp as much as Jokic with it being a regular season award

[hidden rampart]

I quite like the bucks ngl

[hollow wind]

Embiid man

[weak gull]

Is what it is

[solid dagger]

I think that was that dumbass Perkins

[hollow wind]

Come on

[dim kettle]

Better learn some chinese, Doc

[hollow wind]

Pathetic

[hidden rampart]

He’s going to the Tigers

[novel slate]

Nuggets cannot do anything without jokic out

[solid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/verne-stare-gif-24447130

[hidden rampart]

He’s gonna lead the tigers to a dynasty in the CBA

[torn gale]

Doc is getting hired next year lol

[solid dagger]

Master choker

[hasty basin]

JT to surpass Jimmy's 56? 👁️

[torn gale]

If he can get a. Job after blowing a 3-1 lead with the clippers

He can get a job anywhere

[hollow wind]

The MVP thing ultimately depends on what you value. Embiid had more points a game but Jokic beat him in practically everything else so

[hidden rampart]

30 point lead

[novel slate]

It’s called MOST VALUABLE not best scoring

Jokic deserved it

[hidden rampart]

He’s just leaving them out there

[hasty basin]

This was the thing I said here before

[weak gull]

They were 5-8 without him. Not even a great sample size

Either way. It’s a regular season award

[hasty basin]

Sorry but

[torn gale]

Joel deserved it

[hasty basin]

The Perkins comments had an impact.

[weak gull]

Joel had a great regular season just like Jokic

[formal breach]

Mvp criteria is a goalpost that moves every year

[hollow wind]

If I had a vote, id vote for Jokic but I understand why Embiid won

[calm mulch]

Bro is clocking out

[novel slate]

Jokic didn’t have 3 all stats regular season

[solid dagger]

It was deserved, but Giannis or Jokic deserved it more imo

[hasty basin]

Well they were

[novel slate]

Stars

[hasty basin]

The 1 and 2

Imo

[solid dagger]

But it's not like Embiid robbed them

[calm mulch]

Nah i don't understand

[hasty basin]

If Jokic wasn't gonna get it then Embiid would

[hollow wind]

Not Giannis

[hidden rampart]

Embiid did good during the regular reason like he got it. He hasn’t done horrible during the play offs either

[hollow wind]

Embiid definitely had a better season than Giannis imo

[torn gale]

I deserve it too

[hidden rampart]

Except till now LOL

[weak gull]

Give it a rest. It’s a regular season award and Joel earned it too lol

[hollow wind]

Finals MVP more important anyway

[hasty basin]

Jesus this brickhouse

[solid dagger]

It's probably true but I'm too biased towards Giannis

[hollow wind]

The real MVP

[hidden rampart]

Muk for regular season MVP

[torn gale]

Future finals mvp Dennis Rodman

[hollow wind]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-durant-real-mvp-you-the-real-gif-4088269

[torn gale]

Wow

I meant Dennis Schroeder

[hasty basin]

Nawww

[calm mulch]

bro is glazing

[hasty basin]

Not this

[solid dagger]

Yeah man, remember when Iguodala got it for holding LeBron under 40ppg?

[hidden rampart]

LOL my parents want me to take off the game

[hollow wind]

That’s so dumb

Idk why that happened

[versed forge]

Philly 💀

[torn gale]

I don’t think Steph got a single fmvp vote

[calm mulch]

the 76ers are just being humiliated at this point, i would start crying on the court

[solid dagger]

Curry deserved that first fmvp

I'm happy he got it last year

[hidden rampart]

Just put the bench players in

Why not

[hasty basin]

Nonono

[novel slate]

Wiggins deserved last years

[hollow wind]

They are

[hasty basin]

Tatum 56+

[hollow wind]

It’s joelver

[torn gale]

People are gonna look at the list of fmps of the last decade and see iggy in the midst of names like LeBron Curry Giannis Kawhi

[calm mulch]

You know it's trolling if the Celtics sub Blake Griffin in

[celest zephyr]

Joever

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/tracy-mcgrady-gif-8177168

Incoming

[hollow wind]

I can’t believe I have to say Jayson Tatum now has one of the best playoff performances ever and that’s largely because the Sixers forget to play basketball

[solid dagger]

That shows how great LeBron is

[calm mulch]

Blake HAS to step on court

[hollow wind]

Yeah but Joel

[hidden rampart]

Tatum legacy game

[torn gale]

LeBum

[hidden rampart]

They just handed it to him on a silver platter

[solid dagger]

I assume Doc is getting fired as well after this

[celest zephyr]

Embiid is just a massive flopping bee now

[calm mulch]

@hollow wind Tatum will keep farming bro, he still on court

[formal breach]

It wouldn’t surprise me if it was their way of indirectly complimenting bron

[torn gale]

Doc rivers you ARE a Phoenix sun

[solid dagger]

Now we have 3 top teams without a headcoach

Kinda crazy

[celest zephyr]

All annoyance no winning

[hidden rampart]

If the sixers as an org have a functioning brain, then yea he’s fired

[hasty basin]

Come on JT

[hollow wind]

Dammmmn lol

[formal breach]

Probably didn’t realize yet how much money steph would make them

[celest zephyr]

There was a guy with a suit as their gm

[hidden rampart]

Rdc skit at least will be funny

[celest zephyr]

And be sucked

[novel slate]

Stat padding has ruined the modern era of basketball 👴🏻💢

[solid dagger]

Yes please I want to see them choke a 3-1 lead

[celest zephyr]

So idk lmaooo

[hasty basin]

Oh

[torn gale]

Yeah and I find that stupid. Either give him the reward or give it to Steph.

[hasty basin]

Airballl

[hidden rampart]

[hollow wind]

Tatum wants to get his record up to as much as possible

[calm mulch]

Tatum finally subbed out

[hollow wind]

This is dumb af by Boston tho

Take them out

[calm mulch]

and he getting some ass tonight, maybe multiple

[hasty basin]

Welp

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/TheNBACentral/status/1657867474388303875?t=jvMXWZyU5wz2UnJTnEvs7Q&s=19

NBACentral (@TheNBACentral)

JAYSON TATUM TODAY:

51 POINTS
13 REBOUNDS
5 ASSISTS
2 STEALS
17/28 FG
6/10 3PT

He now owns the record for most points in a game 7 🔥

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[torn gale]

Heat in 6

[calm mulch]

Tatum in 3

[torn gale]

Heat in 6

[hollow wind]

Alright he’s come out now

[solid dagger]

LeBron in 5

[novel slate]

Fake ass achievement

[hasty basin]

Curry record be like

[calm mulch]

Jayson in 2

[hidden rampart]

You think embiid will request a trade?

[torn gale]

Rip Curry record

[celest zephyr]

Hey come here

To Toronto

[torn gale]

Embiid to the heat next year

[versed forge]

Doc getting fired

[weak gull]

No

[celest zephyr]

We can somehow waste your talent in Canada

[torn gale]

Maybe. Probably not

[hollow wind]

Curry didn’t even shoot the ball that well in his 50 game lol

[hasty basin]

Za dagger

[solid dagger]

Not Embiid, Harden maybe

[celest zephyr]

Welcome welcome

[novel slate]

Embid will cause any team to lose

[celest zephyr]

Good luck harden

[weak gull]

He will stay put. Sixers will fire doc and reevaluate

[formal breach]

Ni hao doc

[celest zephyr]

Dude is washed

[calm mulch]

i actually kinda feel bad for Harden somehow lmao

[torn gale]

I want to see embiid in Miami

[calm mulch]

i wanted him to get a ring

[hasty basin]

Oh shit

[solid dagger]

I heard rumors Harden wants to come back to Houston

[hidden rampart]

I am no longer a sixers fan

[celest zephyr]

Send doc rivers to China

[hasty basin]

Guongdong tigers will get a coach as wel

[hidden rampart]

Milwaukee bucks

[celest zephyr]

Rob has become a ufa

[hollow wind]

I CANNOT BELIEVE the words “future hall of fame head coach in doc rivers” is actually a thing. I know he will be but it’s just shocking

[solid dagger]

Welcome Rob

[hidden rampart]

ufa?

[versed forge]

[formal breach]

He’s done well changing his playstyles but it is what it is

[celest zephyr]

Unrestricted fan agent

[solid dagger]

And a new star player in Dillon Brooks

[hidden rampart]

I will do everything in my power to prevent him from being in the HOF

[novel slate]

Doc rivers. The man who had a super team and won once with it.

[hollow wind]

Rob come to us

[torn gale]

It’s been a great year for Philly fans

[hidden rampart]

Dude I already like the lakers

[torn gale]

Across all sports

Fantastic year

[celest zephyr]

Then you can be a lakers fan

[hidden rampart]

[calm mulch]

would marry Doc Rivers or Monty Williams ? Both options are not allowed you naughty

[celest zephyr]

Great year for losing

[hollow wind]

This is a sad loss man

[weak gull]

Glad I’m not a Sixers fan rn

[haughty moss]

harden so embarrassing smh keep him out the top sg convos forever

[hasty basin]

What is that

[hidden rampart]

I like having an East/west team

[hasty basin]

Freethrow form

[hollow wind]

Embiid and Harden did nothing in a game 7

[calm mulch]

the past 3 out 4 losses were blowouts

[hidden rampart]

Lakers/sixers was my lineup

[torn gale]

Philly classic

[hollow wind]

Smh

[novel slate]

Gonna need a part 2

[celest zephyr]

East? How about the Orlando magic?

Hhahahaa

[hidden rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/ripbozo-packwatch-rip-bozo-pack-watch-smoking-smoke-gif-25173473

[hollow wind]

If you get Wembo boy then maybe

[celest zephyr]

For real though idk what to do with the east lmao

[hidden rampart]

[celest zephyr]

Ain’t no teams worth rooting for

[weak gull]

THIS TUESDAY THE PISTONS WILL BE GETTING WEMBY!!

[hidden rampart]

Don’t disrespect me like that

[calm mulch]

Blake Griffin really not playing

[solid dagger]

In Banchero we trust

[hidden rampart]

I will be a bucks fan next season

[celest zephyr]

Cool

[hollow wind]

Banchero and Wemby would be really fun to watch ngl

[celest zephyr]

Actually good team

I’m going to move to the magic hahahaha

Raptors suck ass

[calm mulch]

Will i get the chance of using this ?

[weak gull]

Spelled Cade wrong

[torn gale]

Mikal bridges will lead the nets to the promised land

[solid dagger]

I hope we get Atkinson or Nurse

[celest zephyr]

And can’t figure out what to do

[hollow wind]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-time-gif-25989081

[simple seal]

This is my christmas

[novel slate]

Only grizzlies

[celest zephyr]

Doc rivers when asked about what his game plan is

[hollow wind]

Lol, Detroit repulses me I’m sorry

[weak gull]

🤨🤨🤨🤨

[formal breach]

Trust

[celest zephyr]

Huhhhhh

[calm mulch]

There is some sad soul in chat that lives in Detroit if i'm correct

[formal breach]

Just need to ship ben outta there

[celest zephyr]

Mikal bridges?

[hasty basin]

Oh Mikal

[weak gull]

WHAAATYTY???!??? HOW

[hasty basin]

[torn gale]

I’m tripping

[celest zephyr]

Yep there is a lions fan here

[torn gale]

I mixed it up

[celest zephyr]

Hey you can break miles out of prison

[hollow wind]

I CANT POST THIS PICTURE UNIRONICALLY TODAY AGHHH

[weak gull]

It really depends on where you live lol, if you live in midtown you have bread

[calm mulch]

Doc Rivers shitting bricks right now

he is not looking good yall

[solid dagger]

Just wait for the finals

[celest zephyr]

Evan about to curse Tatum into scoring 40 points a game for the rest of the playoffs

[hollow wind]

Lmfaoo

[weak gull]

Don’t live in Detroit lol. Used to and a major Detroit sports fan tho

[formal breach]

Suns hiring doc

[calm mulch]

fraudulent mvp is out

[hollow wind]

I don’t dislike Tatum. I just uhhh, don’t think he’s quite as good as most people do… but he shut me up today

[torn gale]

Tatum is lucky wiggins isn’t here to lock him up

Heat in 6

[solid dagger]

Come on man he's only 19

[weak gull]

@hollow wind why do you hate Detroit of all teams man😂😂

[torn gale]

He’s been 19 for 32 years

[hollow wind]

Tatum?

[rustic mountain]

He dropped 51 points. The dude can play

[hollow wind]

Nah I don’t hate them, they just bore tf outta me

[hasty basin]

Tatum just makes me think of the what does he even do meme

[hollow wind]

Atm

[calm mulch]

Hopefully he can save his legacy, i believe he still has some times in his career

[hasty basin]

I can describe other players like Jokic great playmaking center

[calm mulch]

[solid dagger]

Embiid?

[weak gull]

You said repulses tho man…that’s a harsh word😂

[hasty basin]

High iq gets triple doubles

But idk with Tatum

[torn gale]

Tatum is a great scorer and defender

[hasty basin]

He just does everything kinda

[solid dagger]

All around great player

[torn gale]

2 way player

[hollow wind]

Repulses me to watch them rn. They real bad

[calm mulch]

[torn gale]

Nuggets problem is consistency

Biggest*

[simple seal]

ok homies, bets on what will win https://fxtwitter.com/YihiRM/status/1655948205107068928

[rustic mountain]

The pistons do be real bad to watch

[weak gull]

Cade was out all season damn near, him and wemby would be a great duo for us

[solid dagger]

Lopez?

[hasty basin]

Football.

[solid dagger]

Get it, cause Brook

[hasty basin]

Football will win.

[hollow wind]

Wemby is just gonna be fun to watch wherever he goes tbh

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/ovokrystel/status/1657868475698757634?s=20

lil k (@ovokrystel)

LMFAOOOOO BEN

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Twitter · May 14, 2023, 10:00 PM

[hasty basin]

Idk acc

[celest zephyr]

Just like Ben Simmons is always a rookie

[calm mulch]

Anyone that thinks City isn't winning the premier AND UCL are lunatics

[simple seal]

idk

[weak gull]

True…more fun for me with Cade Ivey and duren tho

[celest zephyr]

Ben Simmons about to go to la

[solid dagger]

City going for the treble

[rustic mountain]

Ben Simmons talking any kinda shit lmao

[simple seal]

Look at the past decade

lol

[hasty basin]

LMAO

[novel slate]

No

To the clippers sure

[rustic mountain]

Never will take Ben Simmons seriously ever

[torn gale]

Ben Simmons and a first round pick for Damian lillard who says no

[simple seal]

Ben is the last person who can talk here lol

[rustic mountain]

Portland should hella say no lol

[hollow wind]

I would not trade anything for Simmons

[calm mulch]

Ben Simmons stole Donovan Mitchell's rookie of the year

[hollow wind]

Stay far away as possible

[novel slate]

Portland should stop being a shit org

[rustic mountain]

I would pay others for him to not be on my team

[weak gull]

Wouldn’t trade a mcchicken for Simmons

[torn gale]

Team named Brooklyn nets:

[hollow wind]

One day this trade will be topped

And I’d laugh my ass off if it’s for Simmons

[rustic mountain]

Minnesota jesus

[weak gull]

Ain’t know Minnesota paid the house for his ass lol?

[hollow wind]

Ye

[hasty basin]

Worst trade in history for me

But yeah

[hollow wind]

It is so bizarre

[rustic mountain]

Minnesota made a Herschel Walker level trade

[hollow wind]

I don’t know what they could possibly have been thinking

[hasty basin]

Walker KEssler as well is crazy

[rustic mountain]

For fucking Rudy

[hasty basin]

Rudy Gobert my favourite superstar

[solid dagger]

That trade is the equivalent of Neymar going to PSG, meaning it will fuck up the whole market

[hasty basin]

That can lead a franchise

[weak gull]

I have a text with my friend from when it happened, said it was a terrible trade

[hollow wind]

Wait wha

[hasty basin]

Jazz were prob like yo are they serious?

[hasty basin]

That's the typa trade that is

[hollow wind]

Oooh I thought you were saying that

Nvm

[torn gale]

At least I have the giants to look forward to

[weak gull]

Won’t replicate last year I fear

[hollow wind]

They’ll be aight

[warm kestrel]

2022-23 NBA Playoffs:

Western Conference Finals:

1. Denver Nuggets vs. 7. Los Angeles Lakers

Eastern Conference Finals:

8. Miami Heat vs. 2. Boston Celtics

[torn gale]

Yeah we’re gonna win the division as Danny dimes takes us to the promised land

[hollow wind]

Wait Muk are you a NY sports fan?

[rustic mountain]

the division

[weak gull]

Giants miss playoffs possibly in my head

[torn gale]

Yes besides college football

Giants will make the playoffs

[rustic mountain]

I think they will regress tbh

[hollow wind]

You are not better than Philly or Dallas

Dallas is iffy

[rustic mountain]

But I am not really one to judge. My qb is Mac Jones

[hollow wind]

But I take them over the giants rn if I had to choose

[rustic mountain]

I hella aint making the playoffs

[weak gull]

I’m skeptical of them. 3rd in division and will be competing with Seahawks vikes/lions and some other sleeper for a spot I’m sure

[hollow wind]

How do you think they will handle the QB situation after this season

[weak gull]

Who for cfb?

[hollow wind]

Assuming Jones has another mediocre season

[torn gale]

Lsu

[hollow wind]

Bruh

[weak gull]

Meh

[hollow wind]

Come on

Be an OSU fan please

[weak gull]

Indifferent to LSU

[hollow wind]

Everyone on here hates us

[torn gale]

Hell no

[hollow wind]

[torn gale]

Not on my pride as a human being

[weak gull]

There’s a reason you are hated 💀

[hollow wind]

Skill issue

https://tenor.com/view/brutus-buckeye-ohio-state-football-gif-17041422

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-cry-oscars-tears-gif-25362667

[weak gull]

Y’all vs Michigan as of late

[hollow wind]

Maaaan

[sweet tree]

same thing as the 2020 bubble conference finals lmao

[torn gale]

I literally ran across my house screaming when Ohio university lost to Georgia

[hollow wind]

My cousin went to Michigan and they won’t stfu about it

[weak gull]

Blake Corum/Edwards gone run all over y’all again next year and I will be front and center

Can’t wait to go back

Ain’t been on campus in forever it feels like

[torn gale]

Nick saban has never beaten the Brian Kelly led lsu team

Is he on the hot seat?

[weak gull]

Lol

[torn gale]

It was mind blowing watching them make the exact same mistake on defense every single time

[hollow wind]

Oh you go to Michigan Vinny?

[weak gull]

Went. Been a minute now. I’m in grad

[hollow wind]

Oh right nice

But we are enemies unfortunately

[weak gull]

Yes…yes we are, come fall at least

[hollow wind]

Lmao

[warm kestrel]

Shit you're right

[weak gull]

They just gotta get tougher in the trenches man. Harbaugh has his oline and it’s a bad matchup for OSU now.

I’m sure they didn’t expect McCarthy to keep them that honest either on D

OSU can still get them back though. Just glad Michigan can finally compete with em again

[torn gale]

I hope michigan turns the tide for the next decade

[smoky fable]

Do they have a kicker to replace Jake Moody?

He was good for you guys

Also, they shouldn’t have lost to TCU in the CFP. They were better than that

[weak gull]

They were, we played the worst defense I had seen all season that game. Haven’t seen us not adjust like that since the Dwayne Haskins whooping (may he rest in peace)

[torn gale]

Oh yeah the cfp title game happened

One of the most predictable outcomes known to man

[smoky fable]

Didn’t bother watching

[torn gale]

I’m glad the playoffs are expanding because while it’ll still be too heavy at least we get more of playoff games

Instead of freaking 3

[smoky fable]

OSU Georgia was essentially this

[torn gale]

Yeah lol

[smoky fable]

OSU still has their weapon in MHJ

[torn gale]

That was a tight game

[weak gull]

They did i believe with James tuner. May be a split kicking situation though for distance, as we do have a specialist for that

[weak gull]

In reply to this

[weak gull]

Legit decided to do office hours that day lol. Didn’t even watch.

[calm mulch]

[native sonnet]

Lol Sixers are an actual poverty franchise

[hidden rampart]

You hate to see it

[smoky fable]

Changes will be made. Hopefully they make the team better

[hollow wind]

Phoenix and Sixers about to do some work

[hollow wind]

https://twitter.com/thenbacentral/status/1657887674470989825?s=46&t=baWJuMF-IPzC3XOWo2_qpw

NBACentral (@TheNBACentral)

“Me and James, we can't win alone. That's why basketball is played five-on-five. We need everybody to find ways to be better.” 😳

• Joel Embiid

(Via @SIChrisMannix )

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Noooooo shot he said this just now right?

Surely not

[hidden rampart]

Has to be satire

[hollow wind]

Just your typical lack of accountability

[smoky fable]

Maxey played well for them

[hollow wind]

Yeah they have some nice pieces

[proud coyote]

wow lol

this seems pointed at specifically tobi

[undone lion]

Please stop saying dumb things Joel

[proud coyote]

joel was definitely playing worse the whole series

so was tatum tbf but still

[hollow wind]

I think it’s true when it comes to him but Maxey has played better than both of them in some games and Joel wasn’t what he needed to be to win this series

[hollow wind]

To Tobias

[proud coyote]

yeah I mean, tobi is scoring 11 PPG and having little impact on a 30million contract

it's obvious he's really past his usefulness now

[hollow wind]

It’s insane that it’s gonna be 40 mil next year

[proud coyote]

if we were trading dame I'd want us to take that contract for picks

honestly the most realistic dame trade I can see

Maxey + tobias + million picks for dame

contracts work

[hollow wind]

Do you think a trade is inevitable?

[proud coyote]

no but I think it'll happen if we suck at the deadline

the lottery will be a big determiner of what occurs this year

[weak gull]

Unfortunately dame will be traded then as wemby gets ready to don a pistons jersey

[proud coyote]

I think it's more likely he'll get traded if we land wemby

if we don't we'll probably trade the pick

[weak gull]

Interesting take, but not far fetched really. I think the blazers have the freedom to do whatever really in the scenario

[hollow wind]

Portland is a weird team for me because you do have some very nice pieces and would have been in playoff contention if Dame hadn’t gotten hurt but you seem a bit stuck in that range.

[weak gull]

But going fully in on wemby and trading dame ain’t a bad move

If they land 1

[proud coyote]

yeah I mean we still would have made the play-in if we like

actually played our players for the last 15 games

but this was a great decision to tank

getting top 5 odds with a pretty decent record

this was the year to do it

[simple seal]

https://twitter.com/MikePradaNBA/status/1657859045787684866

Mike Prada. (PRAY-duh) (@MikePradaNBA)

Assuming Philly doesn't rally, Doc Rivers-coached teams will fall to 16-33 when they have three wins in a seven-game series.

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[proud coyote]

esp with a freak like wemby present

[simple seal]

🐐 choker

[hollow wind]

If the Blazers land Wemby lol, yeah I would trade Dame

[undone lion]

So wild

[simple seal]

https://twitter.com/MikePradaNBA/status/1657881633150648320

Mike Prada. (PRAY-duh) (@MikePradaNBA)

Since this stat is getting around, a point of comparison to put the 16-33 record into context:

Gregg Popovich is 33-14 when his teams have a closeout opportunity (37-15 if you count best of 5s)

Erik Spoelstra is 21-11.

Twitter · May 14, 2023, 10:52 PM

[weak gull]

If the pistons don’t get him, I’d like to see wemby in Indiana

They’ve never got the first pick in their existence

[hollow wind]

😵‍💫

[robust grotto]

The city of Philadelphia lost! The city of Boston won..

[proud coyote]

our first overalls were:
LaRue Martin (bust)
Bill Walton (Won our only title for us, but dealt with too many injuries to sustain success)
Mychal Thompson (Klay's dad, was decent but not good enough)
Greg Oden (injuries)

[hollow wind]

Man

Oden still hurts me

[undone lion]

Damn

[proud coyote]

then we picked bowie instead of jordan at #2

[hollow wind]

WAIT

That was Portland???

[proud coyote]

yes

[hollow wind]

Omg I didn’t know that

[weak gull]

Was gonna say Bowie lol

[hollow wind]

Hakeem, Bowie, and Jordan

[weak gull]

And Bowie wasn’t bad…but man

[proud coyote]

and he was honestly alright but got ruined with injuries

yet again

[hollow wind]

I think Charles Barkley was 5th overall in that draft too

Damn

[weak gull]

He was

Someone else major was in that class

Stockton, that’s who. At 16 though

[dawn tapir]

will doc get fired?

[celest zephyr]

Best class in modern nba history for sure

No question

Yes

[hollow wind]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-and-pam-yes-gif-21499107

Also Portland will probably have 2 first rounders right? Coz you got one from the Knicks trade

[proud coyote]

yeah, a late one

thankfully they lost

[dawn tapir]

who you got making the finals?

[hollow wind]

Well good luck in the lottery. Wemby to Portland would be really cool

Tbh I’m just excited to see him play in general

[hollow wind]

Lakers Celtics

[undone lion]

https://twitter.com/Watashiwa_Sean/status/1657897069384724480?s=20

Sean (@Watashiwa_Sean)

@_Zeets With context there was nothing wrong with it. These dudes just cut this crap where they know it’ll get engagement

Twitter · May 14, 2023, 11:53 PM

context on embiid quote makes it a little better imo

[robust grotto]

If Edmonton loses tonight that means there’s only 2 total cups between the last 5 teams left

The fact that we could see a Seattle - Vegas WCF is crazy too

[dawn tapir]

yeah celtics i see winning in 5 or 6 but the lakers and nuggets will prolly go to game 7 could go either way tbh.

[proud coyote]

it's sandwiched with the proper lingo so it's not as abrasive but it's functionally the same thing.

[hollow wind]

It’s better but there’s a bit of jabbing undertone I feel.

[undone lion]

yeah i still do not like it

[sullen steppe]

Emvpiid someone is calling u🔥🔥🔥

[hollow wind]

I don’t think he needed to mention the “me and James” bit at all. If he just said “I simply wasn’t good enough and I know we can and will be better next year” or something but he made a subtle jab

[undone lion]

i was about to say that. it's a good quote if he does not say the exact part that people are pulling

[hollow wind]

They are in cap trouble tho

That part is genuinely true

And Doc will be gone

Not super inspiring heading into next season

[undone lion]

yeah, things get really interesting for them now

[robust grotto]

What a league

[sullen steppe]

Man got his mvp and is all smiles jokic would never

[robust grotto]

1000% not feeling the oil tonight

another awful year for Canada

and therefore, the world

[undone lion]

this isnt even good slander come on