sports

[honest umbra]

But imagine if lions win

How crazy would their fans go

They would be dreaming SB

and if there’s one man who knows how to best mahomes and the chiefs on prime time, it’s Jared Goff

[dim kettle]

If the final score is 59-52. We all be having heart attacks.

[honest umbra]

I would be 20x more interested in the season

[weak gull]

It’ll be a good game. May not win but will be fun

[honest umbra]

No Vinny

We must have faith

The pre season cope is the best it will ever be

It only gets worse once the season starts and reality sets in

[rustic mountain]

Nothing like pre season hype and watching pre season games where every play by play dude hypes up 5th rounders and free agent undraftees

[dim kettle]

Gotta talk about something, right?

[robust grotto]

Luckily Balkan and I are in the mountains, just above the smog

[dim kettle]

You still have to go down there.

[honest umbra]

U live in the mountains?

[short flame]

What are you doing up there?

[honest umbra]

Get down bro

[robust grotto]

Nah we chillin

[rustic mountain]

"This guy has DeAndre Hopkins like abilities, can jump, run, so good with his hands!! He should be cracking into the starting line up and you mark my words he is an all pro in this offense"

And every time it's like a special teamer nobody who is a usual practice squader

Fuck Ray Michaelson from West Greenwood state

[dim kettle]

NE broadcasters have to cope to something in these days.

[honest umbra]

Ray Michaelson doesn’t sound like a real name

[rustic mountain]

I hate it so much

It's not just NE tho

I've heard it on so many broadcasts

People hyping up literal nobodies

[honest umbra]

Pretty sure every broadcast and fan base does that

And then where’s like a Public discussion, they bring up their unknown players and try to hype them up

[dim kettle]

Everyone wishing they got the next Tyreek Hill or Diggs with their random 5th round pick

[rustic mountain]

Yeah but it's way more egregious in pre season

Lmao

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/chargers/status/1656811935311200257?s=20

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/deb_teams/status/1657063907935043584?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

I love their look so much. Prob the best Nike iihf look

[rustic mountain]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Patriots/comments/13f4o80/kadlick_former_patriots_cb_jc_jackson_on_playing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Lmao what did Mac do you to you JC??

[dim ledge]

Wish ours were better

[rustic ore]

Plain but not terrible

Just not memorable

https://twitter.com/UnderdogFantasy/status/1657069546685988892?t=vxkDbcXwWiC9r1akguinaw&s=33

Underdog Fantasy (@UnderdogFantasy)

Every time Jayson Tatum bricks a shot in the 1st Quarter of Game 7, we will give away $5,000 to a random user who Quote Tweets this with their Underdog username and includes #UnderdogFantasy

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Twitter · May 12, 2023, 5:05 PM

@rustic mountain @hidden rampart @hollow wind 💀 💀 💀

[rustic mountain]

[smoky fable]

What an insult

[rustic ore]

Funny as hell though

[hidden rampart]

Man I really wanna come up with a creative nickname like LeBrick

But that’s really funny LOL

[weak gull]

Bro we not even there 😭 we just want a playoff win lol

[simple seal]

Tatum if he ends up making all his shots in the 1st quarter

[hollow wind]

Lmfao

[celest zephyr]

Omg this guy got 100 yards in a preseason game by god he’s going to be a wr1 this year

[rustic mountain]

Jayson CantMakum
Jayson Brickum
Jayson AintHim

No? Eh I tried

[rustic ore]

Jayson Tabum

[celest zephyr]

Wannabe Kobe

Brickson Tatum

[rustic mountain]

All decent, just nothing ever will compete with the king of all king nicknames

russell westbrick

[hollow wind]

Jayson AintHim 😭

[celest zephyr]

There isn’t a good one for Tatum

[rustic mountain]

Idk I am partial to Jayson AintHim

But I am biased

Because I am me lol

[celest zephyr]

Fraud Jay

[smoky fable]

That’s a good one

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I like it

Can’t come up with a better one

[hidden rampart]

I like CanMakum

That’s a good one

[robust grotto]

Man

Sweden is just not anywhere near as good as they were years ago

[celest zephyr]

Sweden falling off

I really wished that the 49ers could have somehow got stroud

Perfect qb for them

Athletic good height and surgical with the ball

Dude can make plays in the middle of the field which is great for the niners offense

A qb that can run and make the throws Kyle schemes up? Yeah that’s the guy

[robust grotto]

They’re not falling off but they’ve kinda hit a wall with developing that explosive player

[weak gull]

Athletic but doesn’t use his athleticism

He doesn’t like running

[robust grotto]

Dahlin is the exception lately

[celest zephyr]

Shanahan can hit it into his head

It’s okay they’d somehow use two qbs hahahaha

[weak gull]

Possibly could have been done. Just know at OSU that was a big thing. He would escape from the pocket but not take it

[celest zephyr]

Lance for running stroud for throwing

[weak gull]

Madden QB play fr fr

[celest zephyr]

The two qb system

[celest zephyr]

Jayson Ghostum

[rustic ore]

Jayson 2/13

[celest zephyr]

That’s James harden

Noted basketball terrorist

[short flame]

Victor Olofson

Ullmark

[robust grotto]

First goal finally

1-0 Sweden

[robust grotto]

Goalofson

https://vxtwitter.com/arda/status/1657083461570551812?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Love this. Stick taps to all the moms

https://tenor.com/view/dallas-stars-banging-the-boards-hockey-sticks-hockey-stick-stars-gif-24152095

[rustic mountain]

"Humbly"

[simple seal]

Jaysoon Cancun

[celest zephyr]

Humbly? What so if he isn’t being humble he’s the best?????

[smoky fable]

Delusional

[hasty basin]

Jayson Allen (Grayson Allen)

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/tbtimes_rays/status/1657113021838249987?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Marc Topkin (@TBTimes_Rays)

BREAKING: #Rays place RHP Drew Rasmussen on 60-day IL

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Twitter · May 12, 2023, 7:58 PM

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1657117914657443861?t=mi7iFHjvYD6xVL_XRDwldg&s=19

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Statement from Commanders Co-Owners Tanya and Dan Snyder: “We are very pleased to have reached an agreement for the sale of the Commanders franchise with Josh Harris, an area native, and his impressive group of partners. We look forward to the prompt completion of this…

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Twitter · May 12, 2023, 8:17 PM

[calm mulch]

Honestly, it's not even a meme anymore.

Chris Paul, retire.

NOW, IMMEDIATELY

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/MagicJohnson/status/1657120136246214657?t=_cOpNY9ql2p4fzu2jvtpVg&s=19

Earvin Magic Johnson (@MagicJohnson)

I could not be more excited to be a partner in the proposed new ownership group for the Washington Commanders. Josh Harris has assembled an amazing group who share a commitment to not only doing great things on the field but to making a real impact in the DMV community. I’m so…

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Twitter · May 12, 2023, 8:26 PM

beautiful

[calm mulch]

Durant is for sure going to Denver now, i heard he likes the weather

[novel slate]

KD to the raptors

[calm mulch]

It's actually hilarious taht ALL the memes from the game 1 still apply to the phoenix bums

[honest umbra]

no way KD can leave after how much capital PHX gave up

[novel slate]

Kds legacy is gonna be known as the 7ft shooter who road on the bus for rings

[calm mulch]

I really wanna see the media try to gas CP3 up bro, he had nothing to show for

[honest umbra]

rays have def made a deal with someone that for all their talent and wins, they have to sacrifice their players to the IL

[calm mulch]

he is known as the player that had the talent to go the next step and failed miserably multiple times

For his standards of basketball he is a failure

Choke God

Rajon Rondo said it best

[novel slate]

Ever since they called the mid range in Brooklyn he ain’t been the same

That was his 2018 lebron run

[honest umbra]

smh why his foot have to be so long

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrating-funny-thanos-gif-22399978

It ain’t fair man

[novel slate]

Crazy how his shows ain’t never break either

[calm mulch]

Booker also has no brains, bro plays well whe the team plans is not disrupted. But as soon things go off rails he turns into a chicken

[rustic mountain]

I hope Drew a long, slow, good, deep healing process

[calm mulch]

He has no court vision, cannot deal with double teams and goes for weird contested jumpers

[novel slate]

Lmao booker and tatum got kobe fans ashamed

[calm mulch]

Just because bro is stupid it does not mean his game resembles Kobe Bryant

[honest umbra]

Man this series is not on Devin booker

[calm mulch]

the jumpers Kobe took are completely different from the ones Booker takes

[honest umbra]

The problem is they don’t know how to construct a team lol

The games booker didn’t shoot 75% from the field they lost

That’s literally stupid

Some bench games they had 2 points

[calm mulch]

How many times are we gonna say that though ? he plays well when everything is going okay but when problems appears he looks like a lost child

[novel slate]

Ayton ain’t been the same since the finals

[honest umbra]

Ayton is the real problem lol

[calm mulch]

Ayton didn't even play

and good thing he didn't. That white dude 3 day contract player was rebounding more

[novel slate]

He’s making 30mil a year

[honest umbra]

Lol he didn’t play the rest of the series either

Still don’t know why suns matched

[calm mulch]

They have no bench, no coach

and KD and Booker aren't known for their court vision

booker, specially, cannot make the skip pass most of the time

he struggles mightly with double teams

[novel slate]

Bro cried for a max deal then his team starts hating him

[novel slate]

Lmao

https://youtu.be/e0UuLnHSgeY

[calm mulch]

he is a terrific scorer though

[novel slate]

Never gets old

[calm mulch]

"oh no they gonna force me to take bad jumpers because i can't handle the pressure"

KD has the same problem, but he has a build that allows him to be pretty much uncontested in his shots

Booker will never have that

[honest umbra]

well they’re def not doubling him if KD is on the floor lol

again literally the core problem of the team was the construction

they traded mikal and cam and picks

no team has won solely with superstars

[calm mulch]

All u need is Russel Westbrook, never saw a man lock down KD that well on 1v1

[honest umbra]

lakers before the trade deadline were awful because in part of how bad the bench and roster construction were

[novel slate]

Russel has history he’s the best one to defend kd

[honest umbra]

A few players later, they were good

Yea Westbrook is a good defender

And KD didn’t play insane this series

[calm mulch]

the turnovers also

[honest umbra]

but this literally falls to the GM

[calm mulch]

bro.... 14 turnovers

[novel slate]

https://vxtwitter.com/NBA/status/1509403757859119104?s=20 classic

[calm mulch]

i don't believe Devin Booker he will never be the superstar of his team

he gets lost when people plan for him

Try to double Luka or Jokic to see what happens

immediate skip pass to the one that is open

[honest umbra]

Which is fine

Because they’re good passers

[novel slate]

Booker ain’t as strong as those 2 either

[honest umbra]

Booker doesn’t need to do that

[calm mulch]

and Fred Vanfleet said it best : "If you don't double Luka its 50, guaranteed."

[honest umbra]

Kobe rarely did that lol

If Chris paul could stay on the floor

He would help with that

but dude can’t stay healthy

[calm mulch]

He cannot do it, like i said, he is never going to be first option. He needs someone ball handling for him to pass him open

[dim kettle]

The 2023 Suns apology letter. Just copy and paste the last one.

[calm mulch]

This also applied since game 1

[honest umbra]

Also were people actually expecting suns to beat nuggets?

Last year made sense because suns shoulda beat mavs

But this was a mismatch

[weak gull]

Booker doesn’t need to be passed open much at all. He gets open by himself primarily

Other players around him need someone to help pass them open.

[calm mulch]

The nuggets were inviting the Suns to take 3 pointers

and they couldn't

[novel slate]

Joker owned them

[honest umbra]

Like nuggets should be favs rn

Jokic is averaging like 30-10-10

[dim kettle]

Suns went all out. At least don’t lose by 20+ points at home in an elimination game for the second year in a row

[honest umbra]

And they have such a better team

[calm mulch]

if he is not being gameplanned for, if someone doubles Booker he gets lost on the court

[honest umbra]

Yea but they were literally relying on KD-Booker to perform like 40 pts every game of the series

Which is so unsustainable

[dim kettle]

I don’t think they would’ve won. But you get embarrassed like that again. It’s just a failure of a season

[honest umbra]

They would bring Tj warren or Terrence Ross of the bench in 2023

[novel slate]

Landon and kyrie ruined the league

Lebron

[weak gull]

If booker is being doubled he should be passing out of it, not looking to get open

Booker doesn’t need assistance getting open imo still. He needs assistance with decision making himself and around him

[honest umbra]

Like lol bro

[calm mulch]

Saying Booker doesn't need help to score is crazy, especially if you watch what the Mavs and the Nuggets did to him

they literally exploited the fact that he cannot deal with it himself

[honest umbra]

Lebron and kyrie scored 40 and still only took 1 game in the finals against the warriors

[weak gull]

You took what I said and turned it into whatever the hell you’re trying to create

[honest umbra]

Lebron averaged a triple double in 2018 and got swept 4-0

The better team will usually always win

[novel slate]

the goat

[dim kettle]

I think it’s a reality. 2021 really was the Suns only real chance of winning a title and they didn’t get the job done

[honest umbra]

They weee up 2-0 too

Like bro

[calm mulch]

i understand how booker doesn't need help to free himself of a defender. But that is pretty much expected

[honest umbra]

Just finish it out

Lost the next 4

Chris paul had two iconic first games in the finals

His bday came

And then he disappeared

[calm mulch]

Chris Paul cannot play basketball in the physical sense

his body is done for

[novel slate]

CP3 best chance at a ring was with rockets and harden

His hamstring sold

[weak gull]

You said he needs someone to pass him open…that is the least of his or the suns issues

[honest umbra]

I still believe if Paul plays game 6 and 7 of that series

They finish it out

[weak gull]

They do

[calm mulch]

i said that in the context of him being double teamed or being run into the Nugget's plays.

[honest umbra]

Though rockets coulda also not missed 27 straight 3s in game 7 lol

[novel slate]

😹

[calm mulch]

He is the brain on the court. But does that matter if you cannot play because you have minor injuries that make you unable to play for 4 games in a row ?

I'm sure this was his last chance

It's retirement now

[novel slate]

He could set screens and take charges still

[calm mulch]

You are terrible, you know that right ?

[novel slate]

Kevin love did it

[honest umbra]

y’all got the heat or the knicks today?

[calm mulch]

the knicks

[honest umbra]

U think they win in Miami?

[weak gull]

Heat

Easily

[novel slate]

Miami

Butler has had enough

[calm mulch]

i don't know man

i don't believe in that team. I believe in Butler though

[simple seal]

Falling like flies smh

[calm mulch]

bruh

[honest umbra]

Wait haven’t the suns gotten smacked by Europeans three years in a row?

Giannis then Luka then Jokic

[calm mulch]

i mean, yeah

giannis less than the other 2

and jokic less than Luka

that game 7 was filthy

[dim kettle]

Well, Suns fans. At least you have the Card- Oh… Never mind

[rustic mountain]

Cards really dipped down the uni tier list this year man

Just awful

[rustic ore]

I’m honestly impressed

Like you would’ve been no where to go but up from what they had and somehow they made it worse

[dim kettle]

Honestly am indifferent. I just glad no more Reebok templates.

[weak gull]

The black ones are okay to me

I hate the cardinal red with fucking “Arizona” across it tho

State flag type shit

[dim kettle]

They look fine to me. Besides the big ARIZONA on the home unis. But I refuse to believe anyone will say the new away unis are worse than whatever the hell reebok made for them

[weak gull]

Agreed. If they just remove the Arizona on the front of the home unis I’d say they are just average nfl unis

Not everyone is gonna have elite level uniforms

Those are wasted with the LA chargers

[dim kettle]

I think the home uni will get retired in 5-6 years and copy the away design.

[weak gull]

Wouldn’t surprise me

[dim kettle]

But IMO. The Cards should be the team with basic unis. They’re a classic NFL team.

[weak gull]

Yeah. I forget just how old the cards are but they’ve been around for forever

[rustic mountain]

The reds with the state of AZ flag on the sleeve

That was their best

Honestly, I would like if they took a bit of a page out of the Oregon Ducks unis

Add subtle feathers on the sleeve

[calm mulch]

Booker, Ayton and Chris Paul after they are asked to play harder by their fans :

[hollow wind]

Throw KD in there too man

He shot terribly

Suns didn’t show up

[calm mulch]

i mean, at least he made 23

[dim kettle]

KD in Denver 2024

[hollow wind]

Yeah but not very efficiently and he started 1-10

And by then they were down 25

[calm mulch]

hmmm

[weak gull]

I was gone say, KD picked up the slack when it didn’t even matter lol.

Ayton wouldn’t have mattered to me though, soft ass. They should’ve let him go

[hollow wind]

He’s packing his bags rn probably

Ishiba is gonna want some major changes

[calm mulch]

He is going to Denver on Vacations i heard

he likes the weather

[hollow wind]

Lmao

[weak gull]

I need KD to cut his hair off…I’m tired of looking at it

[hollow wind]

I was referring to Ayton but the KD to Denver memes are funny af

[hollow wind]

Bro… thank you

Idk why but it just pisses me off 😭

[calm mulch]

you mean the growing bald spot in the top of his head ?

it looks like dying grass

[weak gull]

Not even that. Many guys bald, it’s like he’s not even trying though

Like cut it low so it doesn’t look like that

Clearly don’t brush it anyways

[calm mulch]

At least he ain't going the Derrick White route

jesus christ i almost woke up everyone after i saw the post game interview with Derrick

That hair is nightmare fuel

[hollow wind]

It’s just idek how to describe it so I’ll post a picture. KD’s hair:

[hollow wind]

Derrick White?

[weak gull]

I feel bad for him though, cause that’s not just balding. He had a shit hairline with a big ass forehead to begin with so it just looks worse

[hollow wind]

Ya that dude is just unfortunate

[weak gull]

Yeah. If he wasn’t cursed from the start, he’d just have a normal matured hairline

[calm mulch]

I mean the earlier you accept the better

[hollow wind]

This is the guy that says he doesn’t make fun of people lol

[calm mulch]

You gotta realize before people do

living in denial like this, just clean that shit off

[hollow wind]

I think Lebron got a hair transplant/treatment recently but it’s still not that nice. Think he should just let it go, he’d look better imo

[calm mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/dunk-lebron-gif-26550422

[weak gull]

It’s a process mane lol

Easy for ones with hair to say that. I don’t know how a balding man feels

[hollow wind]

Yeah lol, I really shouldn’t comment on someone else’s hair

[weak gull]

Why you say that😭

[rustic mountain]

Bad karma to talk on a dudes hairline man

Just ask for a swift retribution of needing Keeps

[calm mulch]

i went from hair on the middle of my back to going completely bald on the day i decided to cut it

and i'm not talking about low, i shaved my head

[novel slate]

HOLY

[dim kettle]

I can’t speak on that. I was born cursed to have hair grow fast on me.

[calm mulch]

Like it's just insecurity, everyone and their mommas can see that you are balding, doing this struggle cuts and combs don't save it

[rustic mountain]

Would never willingly shave my head

[dim kettle]

I shave my head mainly to fit into caps better since I’m always wearing them

[calm mulch]

i was in the right circumstances to do that, and i'm not ugly and have a perfectly round head so i didn't look horrible lmao

[rustic mountain]

The way I look at it is I have size 8 caps for my hair now

And snapbacks if I ever, which I wont but ya know, decide to cut it above my shoulders

[calm mulch]

This is just screams denial tbh

[rustic mountain]

I let the man do what he pleases

[dim kettle]

My older brother went through this. Hair line just slowly died and decided one day to just shave it.

[calm mulch]

i don't, i laugh with Chuck and Shaq

[rustic mountain]

Gotta do what ya gotta do

[calm mulch]

i respect owning up to reality

[calm mulch]

That is the truth tbh

i'm for sure have balding in my genes

eventually i'll have to do that decision permanently

luckily i was blessed with a good looking bald head

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-gif-20193746

[calm mulch]

it's only strange at the start, after some time you and other people come to see the baldness just as they would look at someone with hair

[dim kettle]

Meanwhile I have hair growing everywhere. Can’t even shave my beard clean because I only get 5 o’clock shadow then

[calm mulch]

but having a fucked up hairline and trying to save what is not there anymore ? People notice that everytime

[novel slate]

On the toes too man

[calm mulch]

I have the same problem, i even have to trim the hairs on my ears and nose like every 3 days

yet i'm sure my head is going to give up on me

[dim kettle]

I’m 24 going into 25 and my hairline has no signs of thinning.

[calm mulch]

it varies from people to people

in my family at least we start to bald on our 40s

yet i know people that started to bald at 20

[dim kettle]

With my genes. Not gonna happen to I’m at least in my 50s

[weak gull]

Did you willingly go bald or were you actually balding??

[dim kettle]

My older brother.

[calm mulch]

i had my hair like on the middle of my back for 2 years already and i was tired of it, then i went to the barber and asked to not only to trim it all off in one go but to shave it to go completely 180

i went like 6 in the morning so nobody would see

but the 3 old people there looked so shocked lmao

[hollow wind]

I wouldn’t say I have a receding hairline, but it’s not completely fluid lol

[weak gull]

But were you actually losing anything or you just chose?

Cause to choose is different. You have the freedom of knowing you can get something back. Those balding lose the freedom of choice so it’s tough to accept that look

[hollow wind]

Alright alright I’m not doing my duties properly and this is my fault but I think we should stop the hair talk in here now

[calm mulch]

lmao

[calm mulch]

Didn't you read what i just wrote ? I was tired of of the excessive care having long hair requires

and decided to go full bald and shave

i could feel every little breeze on that day lmao

[weak gull]

I read it…I’m not going to make assumptions off what you write. Just answer the question flat out lol

[calm mulch]

idk why people are so afraid to shave

having a fucked up airline is much more disgusting

not only you notice it every single time but you tell the world you are in denial and insecure

[hollow wind]

GUUUUUUYS

Let’s drop the hair talk please!

[calm mulch]

yeah i didn't get the first time

Let me talk more shit about the suns then

[weak gull]

Detroit pistons

[calm mulch]

also, DeAndre Ayton wants to keep playing for them

[hollow wind]

Booker had a -27 last night

[calm mulch]

and said he shut the haters down with his performance in his last game... WHAT PERFORMANCE ???

[hollow wind]

Dude didn’t want to play

[calm mulch]

Honestly Ayton just looks like he gives up on court

[hollow wind]

I think he also just lacks basketball IQ

[calm mulch]

he saw trying to rebound against Jokic was hard and stopped

[hollow wind]

If you listen to him talk, he’s confused about certain things

[calm mulch]

Last interview he said some things that didn't make any sense

[hollow wind]

Sounds like he doesn’t really know what to do on the court so that’s probably why he just stands around aimlessly sometimes

[calm mulch]

he needs some time in the G-League

[solid dagger]

Take the potential part out

[novel slate]

Took notes from tatum 😂

[hollow wind]

Damn what was Tatum’s +/- last night lol

[weak gull]

This just mean bro😭

[hollow wind]

Wow finished with a 2

[calm mulch]

I didn't mean that as a diss btw, Poole went through the same thing to mature some more

it's a useful thing without hurting the first string

[weak gull]

We talking bout Ayton right?

[calm mulch]

Yeah

[weak gull]

If so, g league him would bust his confidence completely atp lol

[solid dagger]

Ayton seems like he doesn't even care anymore

[weak gull]

Poole was a bit of a different scenario

[hollow wind]

I think Ayton has the potential to be a solid starting big man in the league, but he needs to really develop this offseason. Firstly, sounds like they’re gonna trade him, and also if he doesn’t shape up, he’s not gonna be given as many chances going forward

[calm mulch]

This doesn't exist for nothing

[solid dagger]

I thought he was gone last year but for some reason they matched the pacers offer

[hollow wind]

Yeah they definitely regret that

[weak gull]

I say trade him. A different environment would be the best thing for someone in his shoes

[solid dagger]

Should they have traded him instead of Bridges for KD?

I know hindsight is 20/20 but still

[calm mulch]

I also wonder if he still thinks about how he went ahead of Luka in the draft, it is not good to anyone to compete with a gifted player that hit the ground running like Luka did

[hollow wind]

They have a new owner in Ishiba. They’re gonna make some changes

[weak gull]

If I was the nets I wouldn’t have taken Ayton over bridges

But if they would have willingly took that, yes. I would have done that in the suns shoes. Small ass team then, but small ball can work. Just gotta get a real coach imo

[solid dagger]

Let's not forget the King took Marvin Bagley over Luka 🏴‍☠️

[hollow wind]

Well he’s gotta play through the noise

[novel slate]

2 games ago he was -26 in the loss

[hollow wind]

Lol

[calm mulch]

Bro i wanna wathc this warriors lakers game so bad

but it has been fucking up my sleep schedule

this whole week

[solid dagger]

Does AD play tonight?

[weak gull]

Should

[hollow wind]

Most likely yes

[weak gull]

That boy just fine

[solid dagger]

I saw he went out on a wheelchair last game

[novel slate]

Put a mask on that boy

[hollow wind]

They’re saying he’s good to go

It’s Wiggins who apparently is questionable for golden state

[calm mulch]

didn't he get concussed ?

[weak gull]

Ain’t no way he missing a playoff game from that bee sting

[hollow wind]

Nah

He avoided concussion

[weak gull]

If he was concussed we would’ve known.

[novel slate]

Media wanna feed off AD injury memes

[calm mulch]

concussions get to literally kill you depending on how it hits and what you do later. Good thing it was not that

[hollow wind]

Wiggins will likely play tonight but on limited minutes

[weak gull]

That. Perkins (for once said something smart) and said the same thing

[novel slate]

Perkins a bum

[weak gull]

They just feeding off a narrative. No way he was that badly injured. The wheelchair from him being dizzy scared folks

[novel slate]

Only nice thing about him is his clean beard

[hollow wind]

Jamychal Greene also poking the LeBear

What an idiot

They’re all fueling Lebron and AD

Lakers in 6

[calm mulch]

You know he gets instructed to be the villain right ? There is no other way that stupidass would even make the roster of analysts

[hollow wind]

[novel slate]

Yes and he’s still a bum

[smoky fable]

Wiggins status is something to monitor

[hollow wind]

Ye

[weak gull]

Well JJ interviewing for coaching jobs, so espn needs to find another reasonable analyst

[hollow wind]

Afaik he’s still labeled as “questionable”

[novel slate]

Wiggins won the last chip for curry and started going crazy now sucks he could be out

[calm mulch]

JJ speaks too much truth and is too reasonable to call him in all the time. He would destroy the dynamic

[novel slate]

JJ owns those frauds

Wrong gif

[weak gull]

Yes, but they won’t have him at all soon it seems. So they have to find someone else for that role

[calm mulch]

Same with Draymond Green, he knows basketball too well to be called up there all the time

Draymond basically humiliates the others

[novel slate]

They don’t want truth on espn

[weak gull]

Every now and then they have someone deliver it. The role has to be filled still

Why is JJ there then at all lol?

[novel slate]

Draymond too pro lebron for epsn

[calm mulch]

💀

[novel slate]

Good quality television

[weak gull]

I enjoy the basketball time and talk…but I need football back

[weak gull]

Yes…so someone else will need to fill the role as he clearly wants to coach

[calm mulch]

Draymond will also end up as a coach

and that can actually work really well

he has been coaching the team sometimes

[novel slate]

They can fall off for all I care TNT better

[novel slate]

https://tenor.com/view/draymond-green-jordan-poole-golden-state-warriors-draymond-punch-gsw-gif-26882862

[calm mulch]

There is no better coaching than this

And the more i see poole playing this year the more i realize he is too much talk, at least for the bag he got

[novel slate]

He def wasn’t worth a max

[solid dagger]

On defence he's non existing and on offense he can either go off and win you a game or ghost/play so bad you want him gone

[novel slate]

Moving screens from poole is Steve kerrs game plan for him

[solid dagger]

Moving screens has been Kerr's gameplan since forever

[calm mulch]

Playing against Curry might be the most annoying and stressful thing possible

[solid dagger]

His off ball movement is crazy

[calm mulch]

smacking your face in 50 offball screens and 50 on ball screens on defense

[solid dagger]

He runs the whole game, he never stops lol

[solid dagger]

yeah and then this

[novel slate]

Moving screens, guarding the dribble, and following him is a death sentence

[solid dagger]

Never forget Dellavedova's effort to guard Curry in 2016

They had to hospitalize him after a game

[calm mulch]

Curry is like a damn supervillain in prison, you put him in an extremely high security cell but he still manages to break free and score on yo ass

[solid dagger]

Or something like that

[calm mulch]

it is demoralizing

[solid dagger]

That's what an all time great does tbf

Best shooter ever, very damn close to the top 10 ever (for some he already is top 10)

Arguably the best point guard ever

[novel slate]

Curry is so good that seeing the screens makes me angry like you don’t need that shit curry!!!!!!!!

Bro has a 99 3 ball and finishing + screens is so broken

[solid dagger]

It's the best system possible for him

[novel slate]

And he can play defense

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-three-over-curry-gif-21639235

[calm mulch]

It has to be so stressing trying to guard curry, it's a 9-5 job

you can't peel away from him at any point

and when he has the ball he has those nasty handles and can fake a gather to shoot and you need to close in jerking like a crackhead cuz he releases the ball in 0.44 seconds

[novel slate]

Dame would have the same career as curry if they switched places

[calm mulch]

all his pump fakes are to be respected

[novel slate]

Yup

[calm mulch]

Does dame have the same marathon-like running endurance to run and shoot like that ?

[smoky fable]

probably not

no

[calm mulch]

Because shooting while running 10 miles is something not many people can do

you have to condition yourself to shoot well even tired

down to your nerves

[solid dagger]

Sadly Lillard will never win a ring

[calm mulch]

The bag that he has though

he must also really like living in Portland

[solid dagger]

I respect the grind but bro should've been out of Portland

[novel slate]

No but he has the height advantage and deeper 3 ball

[solid dagger]

Is Lillard taller than Curry?

[novel slate]

I think

[solid dagger]

I always thought it was the other way around

[calm mulch]

Curry has a million of things combined that make him the greatest shooter

he releases the ball faster than anyone, he has probably the nastiest handles in the league currently and a inhuman like endurance

a player moving off ball at all times was unheard before steph

[novel slate]

If they switched places dame would do the same thing

[solid dagger]

I disagree

[calm mulch]

Yeah i also gotta disagree

[novel slate]

That was done by kerr was it not?

The game plan to have the pg move around

[calm mulch]

Because it is possible with Steph

[novel slate]

Yeah so wouldn’t same train for that too

Dame

[calm mulch]

Nobody else running that much and shooting from 30ft at his efficiency

statistical anomaly

[solid dagger]

While Curry basically had the perfect team with the perfect coach working around him, he's just that guy

[calm mulch]

having the perfect team was possible because he was that guy. He was valuable enough to build around his shooting prowess

[novel slate]

Actually yeah I change my mind

[calm mulch]

and then he got stronger and even sharper handles to fend off against players trying to hug and whisper nice things in his ears

[novel slate]

Dame and green wouldn’t get along

[solid dagger]

Steph managed to become what he is now despite all his ankle problems too

[calm mulch]

Also, look what Steph is doing at 35 in this playoffs

he is showing up

and being a menace still

[solid dagger]

tbf to Lillard it's hard to show up if you don't get to the playoffs at all

[novel slate]

Dame dropped 72 don’t forget

[calm mulch]

I honestly feel bad for LeBron, look at the type of monster and he had to go against

Bro had to go to war with a dynasty

[novel slate]

38 and still being the number one guy on ur team

[solid dagger]

I think that if you take away KD LeBron has more wins than Curry in head to head playoffs games

The warriors with KD were just unfair

[novel slate]

Warriors first ring is fraudulent

[solid dagger]

19 years straight all-nba

Insane

[calm mulch]

i don't even watch the regular season

and he dropped 72 against houston too

[calm mulch]

that 2018 run is nothing short of a miracle

just speaks how great of a player he is

[novel slate]

Kyrie + love not being injured would have won the 2015 ring

[calm mulch]

LeBron was the only one to keep the locker room energy up while having Kyrie in the team

we never saw it ever since

and everyone that has played with LeBron talks how much of a great guy and player he is, always giving good mindsets to younger players

[novel slate]

6 rings imo

[calm mulch]

LeBron was also a had bad luck compared to Jordan

in terms of building a legacy

Bron got the short end of the stick many times

[novel slate]

All facts

[celest zephyr]

Facts man

6-0 is impressive but no way Jordan wins all of the finals bron played in

@rustic mountain GAME 5

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/toronto-maple-leafs-secret-handshake-bff-teammates-matt-martin-gif-20739046

Nothing to lose bud

[celest zephyr]

Big boi woll in net

[simple seal]

https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/36ea4081-d254-448f-beed-27ee2f68a777.mp4

[celest zephyr]

1-0 fla

Already

Sigh

Guess couldn’t have expected much when defending their pp

[weak gull]

Maple leaf pack on me tonight yall

[versed forge]

Leafs pack is real

Panthers all the way 🫵

[weak gull]

No not that now

Lose to the canes hopefully

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1657165858987290625?s=20

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Vikings are trading three-time Pro Bowl pass rusher Za’Darius Smith to the #Browns, sources tell me and @TomPelissero.

His reworked deal guarantees him $11.75 million in 2023 and he’ll be a FA next March. Deal negotiated by his new agent @ErikBurkhardt of @RocNationSports.

Twitter · May 12, 2023, 11:28 PM

[celest zephyr]

2-0

Hahahahaahhaaaha

We are done for

[rustic mountain]

Well. That's probably the season

[robust grotto]

Sorry leaf’s bros

What a breakdown

[celest zephyr]

Matt Murray come on out

Youn fuck

[robust grotto]

Nice save by Bob and then a break the other way

[rustic mountain]

See ya next year, Leafs. Thanks for at least not letting it be a sweep

[robust grotto]

Lilly fucked up HARD there

[celest zephyr]

Fire everyone

[robust grotto]

You gotta respect the shooter, like the other d worry about the other guy

[celest zephyr]

Leafs you suck leafs you suck

Leafs you suck

[rustic mountain]

I will now forever hate Matthew Tkachuk, Sergei Bobrovsky, and the entire Panthers organization as well the state of Florida

[celest zephyr]

Austin ain’thimthews

Vanishing mitch

Willy zerolander

John trashvares, Sieve Reilly

Glass man Murray

I almost prefer the first round

Less people watching

Leafa ain’t it when the lights are omn them

[rustic mountain]

I am going to go hang out with my gf and just forget this team. It's truly just sad that this is what they decided to show up with. Utterly sad.

[robust grotto]

The Murray move was silly. Thank god you guys had Samsonov sign

[rustic mountain]

Go Oilers pretty much man

Bring one back for Canada

[robust grotto]

This could’ve been over much sooner

[rustic mountain]

Part of me is like

"Dont give up they could come back" but that part of me is dumb and stupid

And should know better

[celest zephyr]

This team is fucking pathetic

Don’t worry I’ll ping you if they do

Just enjoy that

Really wish i wasn’t such a leafs sufferer

At least i can play tears of the kingdom more once the leafs get knocked out

Though i also need to learn what navigation is Hahahah

[weak gull]

Oof

Needed that one

[robust grotto]

Unfortunately it’s over bro

[rustic mountain]

It's fine

My real bros are beating the Braves

[celest zephyr]

2-1

@rustic mountain hahahahaaha

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/toronto-blue-jays-george-springer-swish-basketball-shot-blue-jays-gif-26211389

That's one goal back

But gotta do way better than that Leafs

[robust grotto]

I should keep saying bad things

[celest zephyr]

That’s the right spirit

I swear shittalking works for some reason

[weak gull]

Leafs fans in that stadium seem grouchy tn

[stable comet]

Foul out Brunson

[proud coyote]

Does he already have 5??

[calm mulch]

i did say the knicks

and i'm kinda always right in everything in life

[hollow wind]

Wait he does??

I know RJ has 3

[weak gull]

Nah think he saying foul him out lol

[proud coyote]

No he only has 3 just checked

[hollow wind]

I just turned on the game

Ah

[proud coyote]

He’s saying he wants him to foul three more times I guess lol

[weak gull]

Cause if they could contain him even a bit…this wouldn’t be close

But heat only up 1 cause this man is just a baller

[calm mulch]

the longer this match stays stalemate the better it is for the knicks

[weak gull]

I actually think that’s fine for the heat. In a close game in the 4th, Butler is a good bet to have imo

[rustic mountain]

.... well

Guess that part of me isn't so stupid

[hollow wind]

Yeah Butler is a good closer

[robust grotto]

That’s not a goal

What a move

[calm mulch]

i wish we had some point system where we could bet, yall are chipping in too much for butler

[weak gull]

Woll started making some solid saves and it seemed to pick them up a good deal

[stable comet]

Yeah I was lmao

[robust grotto]

Omg this is insane

This is a huge call

Idk, that might be a goal ??

Depends on when the whistle was blown

Holy shit

[weak gull]

I’m really 50/50 here, I say no goal

But if I’m wrong that’s fine

[rustic mountain]

Of course you do

Lmao

[weak gull]

I have an agenda to fulfill

[robust grotto]

I think no goal, but it’s def over the line at some point

[rustic mountain]

I see it

[weak gull]

Oh no

[robust grotto]

I just think they whistled it dead

[weak gull]

That’s a goal

THAT IS A GOAL

[robust grotto]

They also never called a goal on ice

Yeah BUT

when is it lined up w the whistle

That’s what matters here too

[weak gull]

I say that’s a goal unfortunately

[robust grotto]

You can’t hear a whistle on the replay

Oh my god

[weak gull]

@rustic mountain im an honest man

[robust grotto]

I don’t envy the refs here

Legitimately I have no idea

[rustic mountain]

I am not watching the game, I am spending time with my gf playing totk so I am just checking my phone when I can

[weak gull]

My unbiased takes will be here for you to see later

[robust grotto]

And I love this shit as much as anyone

Sab just so you know this call is fucked but it’s as close of a call you can imagine bro

[weak gull]

Quite

[robust grotto]

Like, I wouldn’t be mad if I were a leafs fan

But that’s also bc I’m a rational hockey fan

[weak gull]

OOOOOFFFFFF

[robust grotto]

No goal yeah

I understand why

[rustic mountain]

I mean I am already convinced the Panthers are winning this series and the NHL has an anti Leafs agenda so

[celest zephyr]

2-1

No call

[weak gull]

I reaaalllllyy think that’s a goal. I accept the call but I disagree

[robust grotto]

Sure the puck crossed but I think they play was called dead by then

[celest zephyr]

That’s what they arew saying

But that’s so tough to tell

Even from the replay

[robust grotto]

It’s so tough

It 1000000% crossed

[rustic mountain]

It's fine Kimmy. We were fucked the moment it had to go to replay

[celest zephyr]

It did but the whistle timing idk

It’s fine but man that was close

[weak gull]

Well woll is in a zone rn it seems, so maybe the leafs can capitalize and get this back soon

[robust grotto]

That’s as awkward a call for the refs - I genuinely say that’s the right call

[rustic mountain]

I genuinely say fuck the nhl

[robust grotto]

Reilly celebrating kinda cucked them

[weak gull]

It’s fair whichever way they went really. It’s tough. I thought goal but I understand it

[robust grotto]

Made the refs think the play too, in a weird fucked up way

[celest zephyr]

Fuckin they’ll

Hell

If they lose by one then I’m burning the nhl down

[robust grotto]

If Reilly didn’t celebrate

I actually think that could’ve been a goal

[rustic mountain]

Why is it that whenever the Leafs need a break, they don't get one

[celest zephyr]

Brutal break

[weak gull]

Lions fan kinda feels there

[celest zephyr]

That stings

[robust grotto]

This is so awkward boys

I’m sorry

[stiff coyote]

@narrow zodiac there still hope for you're Knicks mah boi

[rustic mountain]

Whatever man

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/biznasty2point0/status/1657187703341953025?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0)

Are you F@cking kidding me. What a horrible call. This is a joke. That’s a goal. The Hockey Gods hate us. #LeafsForever

Likes

1226

Retweets

180

Twitter · May 13, 2023, 12:55 AM

[weak gull]

Leafs almost got that shit back asap

[rustic mountain]

It's not the hockey gods that hate us. Well they do too. It's all the NHL. For whatever reason.

[weak gull]

“Well they do too”😭😭

[rustic mountain]

Anti-Leaf bias forever showing

We won't win a cup because the NHL will never let us. Even if we win this series we will get some bullshit against the Canes

[celest zephyr]

Poke check off side

Wooofffffff

Brutal

Idk if i love that

[rustic mountain]

And your proof is Sam Bennett's back yard wrestling move that got essentially just a "Sammy dont do that you naughty little boy"

[celest zephyr]

Marner hold onto the puck

You moron

Good luck refs getting home without getting shit thrown at them

[rustic mountain]

I don't care what a single person says. Leafs shoulda had that goal. Fuck the refs and fuck the NHL

[celest zephyr]

I agrée

Fuck them fuck all of them

[robust grotto]

Nah I’m sorry boys, I think that was the right call

And I’m genuinely rooting for you guys

[celest zephyr]

Not even mad I’m just going full lions fan

I think it was

I just think the refs pulled the trigger too early

[weak gull]

It’s okay, let it out

[celest zephyr]

With the whistle

[weak gull]

I’m here for you

[celest zephyr]

They couldn’t see it? Mate you have cameras

Plus it’d be unsportsmanlike conduct to hide it in any way

[rustic mountain]

You can say what ya think Lunik that's fine

I am not changing my mind

[celest zephyr]

I’m pissed that they used it too early

[weak gull]

I am not

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/seanfitz_gerald/status/1657175098288218112?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

SeanFitz_Gerald (@SeanFitz_Gerald)

Somewhere, a Canadian television executive is staring blankly at a potential NHL final four of:

Sunrise, Fla.
Raleigh, N.C.
Dallas, Tex.
Las Vegas, Nev.

Likes

433

Twitter · May 13, 2023, 12:05 AM

[rustic mountain]

That's exactly what will happen

[weak gull]

Oilers better not let me down

[rustic mountain]

Anti-Canadian bias

[celest zephyr]

The nhl hates Canada

[robust grotto]

Imagine telling someone in the 90s that Canada wouldn’t see the cup for 30 years

[rustic mountain]

Can't have the cup in the "lesser" of the two countries

[celest zephyr]

They love Arizona

Going to do everything for them to be there

[rustic mountain]

How will Americans like the game more if CANADA IS HOGGING THE CUP

[weak gull]

The cup going to Alberta anyways guys

Edmonton shall prevail

[rustic mountain]

If Edmonton doesn't win coupled with the inevitable Leafs loss

Man.

It's gonna be real hard to like hockey

[weak gull]

If Edmonton loses it will be because skinner and skinner only I feel

[hidden rampart]

Bet my mortgage in the lakers tonight

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-lakers-lebron-laker-lebron-silencer-lakers-pacers-gif-23908121

[celest zephyr]

The hulk hogan thing is disgusting

[versed forge]

Yessir

[celest zephyr]

Man don’t take someone’s private sex tape gtfo man

Media going too far

[versed forge]

That’s crazy

[rustic mountain]

Hulk hogan thing?

[celest zephyr]

Ain’t freedom of the media if you infringe on other peoples rights

Yeah

[hidden rampart]

[rustic mountain]

Idk shit about that but I am assuming shit leaked

[hollow wind]

We appreciate your support

[rustic mountain]

Go Lakers, purely because I am absolutely fucking tired of the Warriors

[weak gull]

I will counteract it with my hate

[hollow wind]

well screw you

[rustic mountain]

I can't do another finals with Steph Curry in it dude

[robust grotto]

Lundqvist with a great break down on US tv rn

[rustic mountain]

I just can't

[weak gull]

Jokic got us bro

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-crystal-tissue-kleenex-tempo-stop-crying-gif-15048056

[hollow wind]

Even if warriors win, they’re not beating Denver

[robust grotto]

Bob would’ve never moved until he heard something from the ref saying the play is over

[rustic mountain]

It's like groundhog's day and all I keep seeing is that corporate ass bridge logo

Yeah I dont care

[weak gull]

I been telling the folks for forever now. Jokic will take care of this

[robust grotto]

That’s when Bob stands and that’s when we first see the puck over the line

[hidden rampart]

I need them to win tonight after the sixers let me down

[rustic mountain]

I love ya Lunik. You're a good dude

[robust grotto]

We never see the puck go in prior

Much love man

The good news is there’s a period here

[rustic mountain]

But you could tell me the earth fucking titled .00004 degrees

Because a comet hit it

And that's why Bob moved

And I simply just. Wouldn't care

[narrow zodiac]

I’m at a wedding. Ping me please if they win or lose 😭

[robust grotto]

Hahaha fair man

[rustic mountain]

There's no explanation that makes it better

[hollow wind]

As of rn, Denver are the best team left. Other than the Lakers on a good night (which is only half the time), no team has given me confidence that they would stand a chance against them

[rustic mountain]

Because it means we lose

Which I already expected

[stiff coyote]

bet

[robust grotto]

Hopefully the refs feel bad and gives the leafs a make up call

[celest zephyr]

Fuck that

I just want to win

[rustic mountain]

I am with Kimmy

[celest zephyr]

Don’t give me that shit

[rustic mountain]

Damage is done

[weak gull]

They just look complete rn. I would’ve bet this back in December, but I can’t bet unfortunately.

[celest zephyr]

The last thing I want is a bs call

[rustic mountain]

Already was one imo

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I meant one in the leafs favour

[hollow wind]

Jokic is also by far the best player

[robust grotto]

Make up call coming boys

[weak gull]

More hockey is fine by me

[hollow wind]

Don’t really think it’s that close

[robust grotto]

Bettman making the call

[celest zephyr]

If Bettman could have his way the leafs would have won 5 rings by now

[rustic mountain]

Bettman making the call to make sure someone steals Woll's gloves and mask so Murray has to go out there

[simple seal]

This Yankees-Rays game 🔥

[celest zephyr]

And so would have the yotes

[rustic mountain]

Well Kimmy

Soon our final period of the season will start

Any thoughts on the season that are positive

[celest zephyr]

Samsonov good at goaltending

[rustic mountain]

Yeah.

[celest zephyr]

Knies good at hockey

[weak gull]

I mean…y’all won a playoff series finally

[rustic mountain]

Look forward to Knies

Winning one series feels nice but like

Is this it?

[weak gull]

I know, bitter sweet at this point, but finally you got something

I’m preparing for the same feeling as lions fan this season I believe

[rustic mountain]

We will be sure to get that Toronto Maple Leafs Second Round Contestant banner made up nice and good

[weak gull]

I legit busted out laughing at that one😭😭

[rustic mountain]

Someone has to

https://tenor.com/view/piddel-piddel-meme-piddel-gaming-piddel-pain-pain-gif-26176777

[versed forge]

[celest zephyr]

Next to the banner for winning the north

[rustic mountain]

Time to bust out the pfp Ive been waiting for

Least the Jays beat the best team in the NL

That's something

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/BallyRays/status/1657193017294323712?s=20

[stable comet]

Fuck off brunson damnnn

[rustic mountain]

What

[celest zephyr]

Wait does that count as a spoiler? Hahahaha

I legit don’t know

[rustic mountain]

No I am just

Confusion

Why here lol

[celest zephyr]

Oh guy has a buggy pfp

Lol

[rustic mountain]

Ah

[robust grotto]

Brodie with a nice chance

[rustic mountain]

I dont even look at pfps half the time

[celest zephyr]

I just did cuz it looked like buggy

[rustic mountain]

Nice chances were nice in the regular season

Now they are disappointing if they dont fall

[celest zephyr]

16 minutes left

[stable comet]

Yeah it does

Lmao

[celest zephyr]

Score or they are gone

Lmao hahhahaha

Got to remove it before the mods come for me

5 shots no goal

They can have 100 fucking shots and idc if they don’t score

[rustic mountain]

I wanna say this with the most love I can

Curse you guys for getting me into hockey

This is unbearable

[stable comet]

WOW Lowry

[celest zephyr]

Hahahahhaahahahahaahaa

I don’t even know what to say to that

[rustic mountain]

I mean it with love and care

But holy hell

Hockey is a mean monster

[weak gull]

BBLowry been nice off the bench tonight. Not perfect but very useful for once

[celest zephyr]

Watching the leafs

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/lizskeeley/status/1657193509303066625?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[stiff coyote]

dude if the heat lose this its done

[robust grotto]

[weak gull]

No, there would be a game 7

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-pascal-gif-24034734

[weak gull]

Hehehe

[celest zephyr]

Man leafs are the Atlantic rangers

[robust grotto]

Fucking hell

[celest zephyr]

[rustic mountain]

It's like watching a train wreck about to happen

[robust grotto]

There’s reasons why I don’t hate you guys

[rustic mountain]

You can't stop it. But you can't look away

[robust grotto]

We’re too similar lmfao

[weak gull]

Sorry for the both of ya

[robust grotto]

I don’t think there are any other teams that like playing the way NYR/ TOR does

[celest zephyr]

Oh for sure hahahaha

[robust grotto]

East west first

North south later

[celest zephyr]

Now you know the pain of almost 6 years of this

[rustic mountain]

It'll all end in pain

[celest zephyr]

Hahahahhahahaha

Dangle is irl joker now

[rustic mountain]

Dangle ready to set the GTA on fire

"The NHL needs a better brand of deranged Leafs fan. And I am gonna give it to em"

[weak gull]

Bam thought he was Steve Nash there

[dim kettle]

San Jose has entered the chat

[weak gull]

Fuck them sharks

[celest zephyr]

Leafs just see a stick and pass half of the time

Don’t care who’s stick it is

[robust grotto]

Come on leafs

[celest zephyr]

Marner aighhhh

11 mill for this

[weak gull]

WHAT FOUL DID THE REFS SEE THERE

[dim kettle]

And thousands of Leaf fans suddenly forgotten that the play is only alive before the whistle goes.

[weak gull]

Imaginary ass foul from Scott foster

[celest zephyr]

Yeah yeah we know

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/NBAMemes/status/1657199021709201413?s=20

NBA Memes (@NBAMemes)

Jalen Brunson when he went to the bench for a small break

Twitter · May 13, 2023, 1:40 AM

[stiff coyote]

they down by 2 now

[celest zephyr]

6 minutes left

And I can quit

[weak gull]

Heat can’t buy a foul but the Knicks can get whatever lol

[rustic mountain]

6 mintues yep.

Oh well. I still have vested interest in Edmonton

Seattle too

But more so Edmonton

[celest zephyr]

I have vested interest in quitting hockey forever

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1657200101654142979?s=20

[robust grotto]

Nice comeback for the Yanks

The Banks

[dim kettle]

That's another game Cash lost for the Rays.

Please stop using Adam to relieve he sucks.

[rustic mountain]

WILLIAM

WILLIAM NYLANDER????

[weak gull]

Wow

Wow wow wow

[dim kettle]

Reverse sweep still in process.

[robust grotto]

WHAG A GOAL

WHAT A GOAL

WILLY NYLANDER

ROOOOOFED IT

[rustic mountain]

WILLIAM FUCKING NYLANDER HOLY SHIT

[robust grotto]

HOLY FUCK

[dim kettle]

Now watch the Leafs give up a goal with under a minute left. But what are the odds of that?

[rustic mountain]

They truly

[weak gull]

Cook

[rustic mountain]

Make them evil af

In Florida

Don't they

[stiff coyote]

it aint over til its over Sab

what a goal thou wow

[celest zephyr]

The best way to describe being a leafs fan is dangle has a whole series called blue and white therapy

[robust grotto]

Lily is a turnover machine tonight

Keefe should limit his ice before it hurts tonight

[stiff coyote]

why would randle pump fake being wide open and then shoot a contested shot right after wtf???

shit like that are the reason why you lose games

[celest zephyr]

Randle ain’t worth a max

[celest zephyr]

Lili about to get sent to China

[robust grotto]

Oh my god dude

[weak gull]

If these refs wasn’t cooking for the Knicks this shit a blowout

[robust grotto]

Back and forth here. This is hard to watch boys

You guys are sloppy as fuck on D

[robust grotto]

Bro for real

[rustic mountain]

YOU CAN JUST PUNCH MARNER IN THE FACE???

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

FUCK FLORIDA DUDE

[celest zephyr]

OT

I want to die

[rustic mountain]

Next goal does it

F u c k

I love our season coming down to "next point wins"

[celest zephyr]

Leafs better pay if I get a heart attack

Is that what luffy felt like using g2?

Hahhahaha

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/going-crazy-willem-dafoe-grin-smile-gif-16959907

[stiff coyote]

ITS OVERTIME TIME BOIS!!!

Jaylen Brunson with a clutch 3

[rustic mountain]

If we win then we get to do this all the fuck over again game 6

[stiff coyote]

3 pt game

5 now

[rustic mountain]

I fucking hate that it's constant elimination games for us rn

Better than being out but

[smoky fable]

Wasted game for Brunson

[weak gull]

BBLowry showed up wit bam today

[stiff coyote]

@narrow zodiac Yall down by 6 with 1:30 remaining

[smoky fable]

The other knicks players utterly sold

[stiff coyote]

RJ needs to have better hands bruh

its ggs

[chilly flare]

Brunson didn’t need to take a contested 3 like that

Still plenty of time left

[stiff coyote]

robinson cant make any ft to save his life

dude his form is awful