sports

[burnt cedar]

Kante Enzo Kovacic engine

[thorn hornet]

Kante starting is shitty

I haven't saw a win in so long please

Trossard needs more starts

If Jorginho scores I don't think I'd even celebrate I think I would just start laughing honestly

[sweet tree]

a bit of a snooze half

need to shoot more

[honest umbra]

bruh

osasuna are playing their second squad with 10 men

[sweet tree]

our best attacks came when balde ran the flank

[honest umbra]

Aside from balde and FDJ

no one has showed up

they need dembele in this game

[sweet tree]

oh yeah he's on the bench

[honest umbra]

played last game

[sweet tree]

Rapha not done much

[honest umbra]

yamal too

[sweet tree]

he's shows up sometimes with a G/A

yamal was nice last game

that chip to dembouz >

[honest umbra]

raph has been rlly good this szn

it’s just he’s a diff kinda winger than dembele

[sweet tree]

I think in terms of G/A yes

[honest umbra]

honestly I’ll take that lol

[hasty basin]

Man fuck

[sweet tree]

overall impact on the game idk, he's awful when he wants to drivble

[honest umbra]

dembele looks good but you don’t get the production

[hasty basin]

We're on same amount of points as chelsea

But they have 2 games in hand

[sweet tree]

thats true

[hasty basin]

Gonna be tough

[honest umbra]

dw they will lose

[sweet tree]

dembouz has impact but no end product at times

[honest umbra]

they have scored like 5 goals this year

[hasty basin]

Yea...

The GD difference is wild lmao

[honest umbra]

does it matter doe

y’all ain’t getting relegated lol

[hasty basin]

Yea I just wanna finish above Chelsea

Pause

But yes

[honest umbra]

pause

makes sense

having one over Chelsea fans

[sweet tree]

did the arsenal game start

[hasty basin]

Nah

[hasty basin]

Lmao

[sullen steppe]

COYG💪

We lost the title but london is ours💪💪

[smoky fable]

25 minutes

[sweet tree]

dembobbins

I dont get why xavi subs on Garcia

Christensen can't play the full game I guess...

NOOO FRENKIE

warra ball pedri

[burnt cedar]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1653470446736556054?s=46&t=f1u3ZhQolbGcxjPQk9TxUw

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 Paris Saint-Germain have decided to suspend Lionel Messi with immediate effect for two weeks, sources confirm.

The suspension will take place now after Messi’s trip to Saudi NOT authorized by the club as per @RMCSport.

Messi side, still waiting on official communication.

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Get him in a jail cell

[sweet tree]

what he do

that might be a pen

ah he didn't show up to training

nvm not a pen

[burnt cedar]

Went on holiday without telling the club

Saw him chilling in a zoo

[sweet tree]

yeah that is unprofessional tbf

ansu close

dembele r u srs

LOL

ansu looks lively so far

[dim ledge]

Merseyside, Manchester, and London will always be red

[short flame]

I don’t care who you are, either be committed to your contract or get out

[sweet tree]

would've been nice if we had another striker option on the bench to bring on in a closed game like this

still enough time to score

ferran coming on

[hasty basin]

What is he doing he has a game to manage

[sweet tree]

my dawg jordi alba

omg

off?

shit

alba still got it

dembele does too many fakeshots..

SHOOT BRUDDAH

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/GkEyyLkJtJM

[sweet tree]

pedri having a clinic man

THE GOAAAAT

JORDI ALBAAAAAAAAAA

OMGGGGH

what a hilarious finish 🤣

I'll take it man

[thorn hornet]

ODEGAAARD

Yes

[hasty basin]

Well then

[thorn hornet]

Chelsea can't string 3 passes together

[sweet tree]

jordi is still very useful

sucks he rots the bench

pedri fcukkk

[sullen steppe]

Why couldnt this version of arsenal play city😭😭😭😭

[sweet tree]

we missing a lot lol

1-0 FT

[thorn hornet]

Warra save

[sullen steppe]

Lmaokk refs really against us

Clear pen

[thorn hornet]

ODEGAARD

Braceee

[hasty basin]

ODEGAARD AGAIN

[sullen steppe]

Ode masterclass🔥

[thorn hornet]

Xhaka another asssist

[hasty basin]

Lmao

Dejavu

[honest umbra]

ODEGAAARD IS BALLING

sheesh

[broken ledge]

Yeah chelsea getting fucked lmao

Odegard hatrick is coming

[honest umbra]

because they were playing city lol

[burnt cedar]

We played like this the first game vs city

[thorn hornet]

No way we lose

[burnt cedar]

Until Tomiyasu made a mistake

[thorn hornet]

Kiwior is fucking amazing

[honest umbra]

yea but last game were completely dominated

[burnt cedar]

2-0 most dangerous score line

[honest umbra]

man city are in insane form

[sweet tree]

it's chelsea

they aren't sniffing 1 goal pal

[honest umbra]

yea Chelsea sucks

[thorn hornet]

3

JEAUZUS

[sweet tree]

thoughts on the alba goal fate

[burnt cedar]

Now it’s over

[sweet tree]

MOTM was Frenkie or Pedri tbh

[honest umbra]

honestly we deserved to win

[thorn hornet]

It's joever

[honest umbra]

but that shot was so scuffed lmao

[thorn hornet]

Improve our goal diff

[sweet tree]

yeah it was a bad hit tbf

[hasty basin]

London is red

[thorn hornet]

Fucking hell

[hasty basin]

Simple

[honest umbra]

it seemed like one of those day

[thorn hornet]

Too easy

[broken ledge]

Lmaoooo

[honest umbra]

where nothing was going in

[sullen steppe]

Lmaoooo chelsea so asss😭😭😭😭

[honest umbra]

especially when that ferran deflection didn’t go in

[sullen steppe]

7-0 incoming

[honest umbra]

crazy part is Chelsea defense hasn’t been too bad so this is surprising

[thorn hornet]

I was forced to watch Holding I want my refund

[sullen steppe]

They really getting relegated😭😭😭

[sweet tree]

the gk almost gave us a goal

[thorn hornet]

Jesus 10 PL goals

[sullen steppe]

Idk hes a little iffy on ball control and this is chelsea

[honest umbra]

also made some rlly good saves

[sullen steppe]

Too easy

[burnt cedar]

Jesus never lost a game he’s scored in

[honest umbra]

tho frenkie shot it right at him

[burnt cedar]

Crazy stat

[thorn hornet]

He ain't a footballer

[honest umbra]

can lampard be fired at HT?

[thorn hornet]

You are not a real lawyer

[short flame]

Watched his Buffalo video. Was so depressing

[thorn hornet]

Put them out of their misery

[hasty basin]

If Saka scored and Ben White got the assist idk what I would do

[thorn hornet]

Curse is broken

[sweet tree]

I dont even know why they brought Lampard back

[hasty basin]

Accidentally put them on the bench

For FPL

[sweet tree]

it was such a PR signing to make the fans happy?

[thorn hornet]

Turn into DreamyBull

[honest umbra]

nah they just wanted to see the szn off lol

not introduce a new manager for the long term

[hasty basin]

💀

[honest umbra]

with their current position

[fluid moat]

I don't understand why they would sack Potter if they were just gonna bring Lampard in

[sweet tree]

well

[thorn hornet]

Trash vs garbage

[fluid moat]

There was actually no point

[sweet tree]

the might not even win a game at this point

[honest umbra]

at the end of the day some of this has to fall@on the players doe

[sweet tree]

yeah fosho

[thorn hornet]

Trossard playing LB what is this

[sweet tree]

I said the same a few weeks back when they played madrid

[honest umbra]

they seem incapable of playing even decent football

[sweet tree]

can't keep blaming the coach after he was gone

players gotta take some of it too

they genuinely didn't look like they cared when I watched them play

sad

[hasty basin]

Who in their right mind would sign for this chelsea team

[thorn hornet]

Nah Lamps should never step foot in London again

[hasty basin]

Next stop

Spurs

[thorn hornet]

People edging near bankrupcy

You get 14 mil package if they sack you

[sweet tree]

wait it's 3?

[hasty basin]

Lmao

Yes

[fluid moat]

Seriously they should call up the Women's team to play for them

[thorn hornet]

Jesus slapping Fofana

Lol

[thorn hornet]

Kerr is better than any of their forwards tbf

I wonder gow Chelsea's changing room looks like

What are their team talks

Artetas lineup today

Jorgi I'm sorry I wasn't familiar with your game

[orchid rock]

@hollow vortex yo team can't needs OT against osasuna

Barca winning the league like this oh hell nah fam

[hollow vortex]

I don't care

[thorn hornet]

20 defeats for Chelsea this season hahaha holy shit

[hollow vortex]

you will lose to city

[thorn hornet]

Mental

[orchid rock]

You ain't makin it anyway 😭😭😭😭

[thorn hornet]

Aubas first touch 🥶

[dim ledge]

Meme club extraordinaire

[hasty basin]

Auba lol

[dim ledge]

Reminder that they spent this summer

[hollow vortex]

I'll be there when osasuna wins against you

[fluid moat]

Only one man can save Chelsea now...

[dim ledge]

Reminder that they got one of the hottest managers in England and did nothing with him

[fluid moat]

https://tenor.com/view/pulisic-usmnt-christian-pulisic-gif-25530604

[dim ledge]

They should've kept Mourinho

[orchid rock]

We ain't Barca , who need OT against osasuna 😭😭😭

[sullen steppe]

Auba is so washed😭

[orchid rock]

Idk wht happened to auba tbh

He was incredible

[dim ledge]

He was a pace merchant lol

Incredible is a bit too much praise

[hollow vortex]

We'll see, rn you're all talk ans bringing up old records
we won and that's what matters, go on twitter and tell barca fans that you have 14 ucl titles like we don't care really

[orchid rock]

Ignorance 😭

[orchid rock]

Is all you can do

[hollow vortex]

sure sure bark all you want

go on

I'll take it I don't care

[dim ledge]

Okay ladies

Let's relax

You're both wrong

Move on

[orchid rock]

I'm not barkin fam

I'm just spittin facts out here

You were so hyped up yesterday 😭

[hollow vortex]

why am I getting warned I said nothing offensive

[orchid rock]

Pullin up all old records & shit

[hollow vortex]

btw we are friends so it's fine

[dim ledge]

Because you're part of the argument

No, it's not

Move on from the convo

[orchid rock]

Were not fighting fam

[thorn hornet]

Arsenal owns them both

[hollow vortex]

aight I wasn't gonna talk about it anyway lul

[orchid rock]

Say wht

[thorn hornet]

@dim ledge are you going to be sad when Milner leaves

[dim ledge]

Yeah

I genuinely love him

Hoping he has some role in the club later like physio or something

Not really sure what role he'll be at Brighton but hey, make your money king

[thorn hornet]

I want Martinelli to break the record today

[thorn hornet]

Lallana vibes

Love the old englishman

[dim ledge]

Poor Lallana

Just so injury laden

[hollow vortex]

Milner is washed

[dim ledge]

Actually had tekkers

[thorn hornet]

Remember that Norwich goal

[hollow vortex]

Liverpool didn't have any good signings this season

[dim ledge]

Yeah dude that Norwich goal is a classic lol

[sullen steppe]

At one point he was carrying our team😭

[orchid rock]

Somebody just told me , Ronaldo is joining new castle 😭

[thorn hornet]

He should just retire

Messi also got suspended today

For 2 weeks

[dim ledge]

Nah he should go to MLS

About his speed, at this point

[thorn hornet]

Madrid run it back

[orchid rock]

Dembele is really scary fam NGL

[hollow vortex]

extra vacation

[orchid rock]

He plays like prime Messi

[hollow vortex]

messi doesn't care about psg anymore

fati pissed me off so much this game

he's a dumbass

sell him asap

what a flop

[orchid rock]

Messi is also washed up now NGL , it ain't fun to watch him

[hollow vortex]

lmao

brother forgot the assist he gave during the wc, ran with the ball from midfield all the way to the goal area and passed it for a goal

yea he's " not fun to watch" my ass

[orchid rock]

I mean yeah

World Cup was good

Not the club tho

[hollow vortex]

messi doesn't like playing in psg

not one bit

he showed it right now

he doesn't care he's in Saudi enjoying a vacation

[orchid rock]

PSG is a retirement club Messi should do just that

[hollow vortex]

no it's not

[thorn hornet]

Arsenal against bix six this szn
Spurs 2 wins
Chelsea 1 win
United 1 win 1 loss
Liverpool 1 win 1 draw
City 2 L's

[hollow vortex]

if he pulls strings he will re join barca this summer

I can only hope

[orchid rock]

City is lookin so strong

That team is unreal

[hollow vortex]

city is winning ucl

haalaand is unleashed

I'm hyped for inter vs Milan tho

[orchid rock]

Kdb just feeds haaland balls & he just needs to tap in

[orchid rock]

I love barella

[hollow vortex]

yea yea you can't outrun him too

he's fast af

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/mariEscobarPAWG/status/1653482883070214144?s=20

PME 🚭🦅🗽🇺🇸 (@mariEscobarPAWG)

Ødegaard when the pressure is off

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Twitter · May 2, 2023, 7:33 PM

@burnt cedar

[hollow vortex]

haalaand is physically strong and he's fast too, defenders fear him

[orchid rock]

Odegaard could neva replace ozil fam 😭

Ozil was toooo good

Tooooo goood

[hollow vortex]

militao can't do shit to him kek

ozil is the best play maker in arsenal history

[orchid rock]

Rudiger can stop haaland

[hollow vortex]

next you'll say alaba can stop him

[orchid rock]

Vinni can stop haaland

[hollow vortex]

vinni will be in walker's pocket

[orchid rock]

Haaland ain't good

[hollow vortex]

haalaand is very good

[orchid rock]

The only man i ever saw outrun Walker was dembele

Vinni is fire bro , he'll manage

[hollow vortex]

forever in aroujo's pocket

[orchid rock]

4-0

[hollow vortex]

injured players + first win in 3 matches

[orchid rock]

4-0

[hollow vortex]

can't argue with you when you spam the same thing

[orchid rock]

Lol

[thorn hornet]

Auba hooked off lol

[hollow vortex]

it's a no brainer really

[thorn hornet]

Havertz on

[sweet tree]

where was arsenal at vs city

[thorn hornet]

It's Chelsea tbf

[hollow vortex]

haalaand went ssj3 and scored the 4th fr

[fluid moat]

I really wonder goes on in that Chelsea locker room every half

[sweet tree]

same

[orchid rock]

Same

[thorn hornet]

Madueke is ass wtf is this

[sweet tree]

I wish they had a documentary of this season

I would've watched it

[orchid rock]

It's Madrid's match bois

Can't wait for vinni to outrun evryone on the field

[hasty basin]

Lmao

Thiago Silva

[thorn hornet]

Barely

[sweet tree]

he controlled it with his thigh

[thorn hornet]

Almost 39 year old man saving them

[sweet tree]

[thorn hornet]

Fuck

[hasty basin]

Chelsea don't deserve him lmao

[thorn hornet]

Close

[hasty basin]

Yeh

[sweet tree]

this gonna end 5-0

who got megged

[thorn hornet]

Bruh Jesus wtf

Landed on my roof

[hexed galleon]

Lampard and chelsea

[thorn hornet]

Pick up the phone baby

[hasty basin]

Time for Lampard to learn Georgian

[orchid rock]

3-0 in 50 wht they doin

[hasty basin]

Kepa again

[thorn hornet]

Why are they shooting

[hasty basin]

To sum up chelsea

[thorn hornet]

Should be way lower

[sweet tree]

forfeit mid gMe tbh

[thorn hornet]

Silva their best player as expected

[sweet tree]

yeah

[thorn hornet]

I haven't seen Auba

Heard his name like twice

[sweet tree]

did he get booed

[thorn hornet]

Yes

[burnt cedar]

Facts

[thorn hornet]

Hey Auba nothing personal 😉

We want 4

[burnt cedar]

Kiwior playing like this

Holding and Arteta you will pay

[sweet tree]

I think ø lost the ball in one of the city goals iirc

[thorn hornet]

Maetinelli on

[sweet tree]

poor game from him

[thorn hornet]

Wow

Early

Trossard off

[orchid rock]

Saka is weirdly strong

[sweet tree]

how much for saka

[thorn hornet]

Azpi gonna get fucked

[thorn hornet]

100 levers

Arteta subs on time

Already 60th minute wtf

Sterling is soo ass

[fluid moat]

Thank god Messi is leaving PSG

joke of a club

[sweet tree]

where does he go, not sure if he comes back to us

it's not really guaranteed

[hasty basin]

They said

There's no connection

[smoky fable]

MLS or Saudi

[orchid rock]

I can't see Messi in xavis barcelona

[thorn hornet]

Probs Barca or MLS

No way he goes to Saudi

[smoky fable]

Never would have expected that answer

[sweet tree]

MLS or Barça is probably likely

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/ManagingBarca/status/1652941037307052032?t=74zrLeeVPii1DHgDxqLIzA&s=19

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca)

🚨🚨| BREAKING: There is NO agreement between FC Barcelona & La Liga! In fact, it seems IMPOSSIBLE that there it can be done. The club has FAILED to reach a solution for FFP & is very far from what the league wants. @sport

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Twitter · May 1, 2023, 7:40 AM

[sweet tree]

yeah that's why

nothing is certain

[orchid rock]

Nah fam fr

[fluid moat]

Messi my man

[hasty basin]

Saka lol

[fluid moat]

Come to NYC FC

[thorn hornet]

Holy shiz

[hasty basin]

Oh shit

counter

[thorn hornet]

Heart dropped

[hasty basin]

Kante lmao

WHAT

[thorn hornet]

Bro think he Martinelli😭

[sullen steppe]

Madueke a baller cant lie

[sweet tree]

you a nycfc fan?

[thorn hornet]

Hes garbage today

[fluid moat]

I mean not really but if I would support one MLS club it would be them

[sullen steppe]

He had some good runs especially against zinny

[thorn hornet]

Fuck

[hasty basin]

Damn

Welp

[fluid moat]

Since I've lived in NY all my life

[thorn hornet]

Shambolic defending

Wake tf up

[sweet tree]

messi would probably rather live in Miami

Chelsea scored

[hasty basin]

He heard you

Talking shit

Lol

[thorn hornet]

Jinxed it

Gabriel faking injury

[hasty basin]

What a run

[fluid moat]

Mudryk hat trick loading...

[sweet tree]

ball was nice too

[thorn hornet]

We can't blow this

[orchid rock]

Lessgo

[thorn hornet]

It's Lampard ffs

[orchid rock]

The pass was better

[thorn hornet]

Gabriel injured

Holding probs on wtf dude

[hasty basin]

Ok atleast I didn't lose cleansheet points for Ben White

[broken ledge]

Noni been Chelsea’s best player

[sullen steppe]

We wont lose but gab is worrying

[broken ledge]

Deserved that goal

[hasty basin]

Holding X Kiwior

Here we go

[thorn hornet]

Fade me

Gallagher on

[thorn hornet]

Sub Saka off man please

[sweet tree]

this comeback is gonna hit like crack

[hexed galleon]

Chelsea now have the chance to create the funniest match of the season

[orchid rock]

chelsea winnin this

[sweet tree]

nah

[fluid moat]

Arsenal you better not bottle it we're going for a Lampard 007

[sweet tree]

true

memes would be great

[thorn hornet]

Fernandez off

Sterling off

Mudryk on

Already booing him

[orchid rock]

bad game for sterling

[thorn hornet]

Tierney and Nelson on

Zinny off

Saka off, shitty game from him

Nuke the Emirates if Mudryk scores

[sweet tree]

hmmmm

Alemany leaving, fuck.

[thorn hornet]

Gabriel on the ground again

Fucking hell

Holding is inevitible

Azpi is a bitch

Partey on

Jorginho off

Don't fuck it up

Chalobah on

[orchid rock]

how many subs wtf

[thorn hornet]

Fofana off

5

[sweet tree]

Warriors vs Lakers later

I will be there.

[hasty basin]

My ass will not be there

[sweet tree]

[thorn hornet]

Its over

[burnt cedar]

Mudryk getting shot with lasers

[chilly flare]

You’ll be at the game? Niceeee

[thorn hornet]

Laser pointing at Mudryk

Yeah

[thorn hornet]

We are still shit after we score 3

[smoky fable]

Warriors winning

[thorn hornet]

Arteta 4-1 Lampard

[sweet tree]

I still can't believe that happened

[chilly flare]

They may win the series but I’d be surprised if they won game 1

[sullen steppe]

Worried for sunday

[sweet tree]

oh Newcastle

that'll be tough

realistically who could beat city

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1653503579016122398

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

Frank Lampard's last 20 matches as a manager:

❌ Lost 3-1
❌ Lost 2-0
❌ Lost 2-0
❌ Lost 2-1
❌ Lost 2-0
❌ Lost 1-0
❌ Lost 2-0
❌ Lost 2-1
❌ Lost 3-1
❌ Lost 4-1
🤝 1-1
❌ Lost 2-1
❌ Lost 3-0
❌ Lost 4-1
❌ Lost 2-0
🤝 0-0
✅ Won 3-0
❌ Lost 1-0
❌ Lost 2-0
❌ Lost 2-1

Twitter · May 2, 2023, 8:55 PM

[sweet tree]

their remaining fixtures looks like a cakewalk

maybe Brighton or Brentford

[sullen steppe]

NONE

[hasty basin]

Look

[sullen steppe]

Title is gone

[hasty basin]

Never underestimate.

[sweet tree]

true

[hasty basin]

Brightgoats.

[sullen steppe]

City gotta choke two games for us to hope

[sweet tree]

I feel like those 2 could turn up on city

[hasty basin]

Brighton are fighting for that european spot lol

[sweet tree]

and city plays those games away

[sullen steppe]

Really hoping for miracle tho

[hasty basin]

God knows what will happen next season to them so

[sullen steppe]

They got the champions league games

And fa

[hasty basin]

Yeah

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1653504243758780441

B/R Football (@brfootball)

Chelsea lose six games in a row for the first time since 1993 😳

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Twitter · May 2, 2023, 8:58 PM

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1653498918230020128

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Aston Villa have made a formal proposal to Mateu Alemany to start new project & work together with Unai Emery. 🚨🟣🔵 #AVFC

It’s one of the most concrete options for Alemany, as @GerardRomero called — Mateu will leave Barcelona on June 30.

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Twitter · May 2, 2023, 8:37 PM

Ay yo

[sweet tree]

so that's where he's going

he was good for us

love alemany, got like 90% of our transfers done the past summer with the limitations we had

well I wish him the best 🫡

we need a new sporting director now lol, would've loved if he continued 😦

[smoky fable]

They’re at home

[thorn hornet]

Top of the league

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/vartatico/status/1653507136746315777

Kubo didn't celebrate vs RMA

Even tho he played 0 games for them

Always loaned out

Least polite Japanese man

[sweet tree]

lol what happened

gifted back pass it seems

[hasty basin]

Militao Woopsies

[celest zephyr]

Still doable. Just gotta pretty much win out

[sweet tree]

funnee

[hasty basin]

They're playing fuckin

Mariano Diaz up front

They've given up

On the league obv

[celest zephyr]

Getting 14/18 for man city isn’t that easy

[sweet tree]

Madrid hasnt taken la liga seriously since el clasico tbh

that one game where they got dunked by girona showed it

[hasty basin]

Yeah but there was still a chance

Lol

[sweet tree]

chance is over now anyways

11 point gap

hope sociedad keeps that 4th spot, wanna seem them in UCL next szn

[hasty basin]

My Madrid friend

[chilly flare]

Yea but they are coming off a 7 game series and have 1 day rest while the lakers are coming off 3 days rest. I also think there’s an emotional drop off from winning a super competitive 7 game series and then immediately jumping into another one

[hasty basin]

Sent me this

This was before Atleti game

[sweet tree]

Iago aspas will turn up that game fosho lol

Aduriz used to cook us when we played Bilbao

thank god he retired

[hasty basin]

Aduriz....

[sweet tree]

he scored a bike on us iirc on the first game of the szn

that was wild.

[hasty basin]

Yeah man

Bilbao icon

[burnt cedar]

@thorn hornet https://twitter.com/afcstuff/status/1653511951476031489?s=46&t=Zkhe3wI3ZihHVB9YD3MOwA

afcstuff (@afcstuff)

🚨 Mikel Arteta has confirmed Gabriel Magalhães will be a DOUBT to face Newcastle on Sunday after coming off against Chelsea tonight. [@CarrieBrownTV] #afc

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Twitter · May 2, 2023, 9:29 PM

I’m also Injured

My heart is broken

[sweet tree]

damn

we could win la liga in Espanyol's stadium...

LOOOOL

I need dat

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/ZakKnowsBall/status/1653513670318538753?s=20

zak🪡 (@ZakKnowsBall)

Arteta throwing Holding out only for him to sneak back into the lineup for the next game

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Twitter · May 2, 2023, 9:35 PM

I'm Done 💔

Lasers and booing at Mudryk were fucking weird

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1653519528880644097?t=EuD5XCNz4yNP5u7WHjJ2-A&s=19

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

Heat star Jimmy Butler is out for Game 2 vs. Knicks due to sprained ankle.

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Twitter · May 2, 2023, 9:59 PM

Knicks win game 2 confirmed

[weak gull]

Damn….herro could really be used now

Time for Bam to stop being bitch made

[celest zephyr]

At this point Kd is more successful at collecting jerseys than winning rings

[celest zephyr]

If bam could be consistently aggressive, we’d have seen it by now

Just accept it like Ben Simmons

Two guys who could be so much better solely by not being extremely passive

Ayton also

Bitch made

[rustic ore]

https://www.espn.com/boxing/story/_/id/37011046/deontay-wilder-arrested-felony-weapon-charge-according-report

What a dumb dumb

[weak gull]

Lol, I ain’t say nothin bout consistency. Just tonight

[celest zephyr]

@rustic mountain let’s go second round

[celest zephyr]

I know just saying I wouldn’t get my hopes up

Dude is rarely aggressive because he’s soft af

And would rather chuck jumpers and make passes

Some guys just don’t have the mentality

Wooooo what a sight

Round 2

Let’s goooooo

Hahahahaha roasting the leafs now

[rustic mountain]

Hell yeh buddy

https://tenor.com/view/toronto-maple-leafs-secret-handshake-bff-teammates-matt-martin-gif-20739046

I was a little worried the crowd was gonna chant go leafs go during the anthem

But no we good

Couple of morons screaming tho

[restive vector]

I'm a leafs fans today

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/toronto-maple-leafs-cat-dancing-dance-leafs-gif-26357348

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/toronto-maple-leafs-mitch-marner-dancing-dance-happy-dance-gif-22589259

So many people in the square holy

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/disco-maple-erable-dancing-happy-leaf-gif-17040092

[rustic mountain]

Full house

https://tenor.com/view/cheering-canada-olympics-lets-go-canada-wohoo-gif-24845801

Leafs Power play

Bruh acting like he is a linebacker

Another Florida penalty

We getting really clooose to scoring too

Looks good

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1653535665751982081?s=46&t=iqiM_hd8tCeorn_CbRTySg

Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn)

Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid has been voted the 2022-2023 NBA Most Valuable Player. Embiid breaks through as the winner after consecutive years as runner-up.

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https://twitter.com/shamscharania/status/1653537884266455041?s=46&t=ocU-pIJkR2orHJ7sc6lkCg

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

Phoenix Suns guard Chris Paul is expected to be re-evaluated in one week after MRI on his groin injury today, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. Suns are preparing to be without Paul through Games 3-5, sources said.

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Twitter · May 2, 2023, 11:12 PM

[celest zephyr]

Yeah power play wrecking

Didn’t score but Florida doesn’t look good so far

Barkov is nasty

Scary guy along with tkachuk. Don’t want to get either of them going

[celest zephyr]

@hidden rampart congrats

Your boy is mvp

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-cousins-panthers-goal-gif-27070587

[sweet tree]

[weak gull]

I wanna root for the leafs because I picked em

But I wanna root for the panthers cause I mean…anyone who beats Boston is a friend of mine

Decisions decisions

[smoky fable]

Congrats to Embiid

MVP

[smoky fable]

Yeah Nuggets are winning the series

Sigh

[torn gale]

Is Jimmy butler playing tonight

[smoky fable]

No

[torn gale]

Sad

[celest zephyr]

I’ll be happy if they win

A team that deserves success

Haven’t had much in their history

[rustic mountain]

Yeah I am petty I want to win way too much to be happy for Matthew Tkachuck and his merry band of misfits

[celest zephyr]

I use my pettiness to root against teams i dislike

[rustic mountain]

I have plenty to go around

[short flame]

What if I dislike both teams in a matchup

[celest zephyr]

Then you root for it to go to 7

So that whoever wins is exhausted

[short flame]

Oilers in 7 them

[rustic mountain]

Hm.

[celest zephyr]

Fucking lol

[rustic mountain]

Well not ideal.

[celest zephyr]

Leafs can’t do everything right

[rustic mountain]

Luckily series have to have 4 wins

[celest zephyr]

First time they can’t get the puck across the neutral zone and flubbed the passes

Now they can’t play defense

Good thing

Don’t tell Dangle though

[rustic mountain]

HOLY HWLL

DID YOU SEE THAT

BY KNIES????

[celest zephyr]

Heck yeah I did

[versed forge]

wow

[celest zephyr]

Knies yessssss

[rustic mountain]

THAT WAS INSANE

[celest zephyr]

That’s my rookie

[rustic mountain]

[celest zephyr]

Dude has been buzzing it’s about dang time

[rustic mountain]

We needed that

Big time

Leafs power play

If we score, this really swings

Thanks to Knies being badass

[celest zephyr]

Nope

No dice

[rustic mountain]

Oh well

It kept us from spiraling

THERE WE GO

I knew eventually it was gonna fucking go

We had all these amazing looks

Just a matter of time

[dim kettle]

Nice goal

[rustic mountain]

Bunting redeeming himself for some bullshit against Tampa

[restive vector]

Tied up!!

[rustic mountain]

Can already tell that the crowd hates Tkachuk

[dim kettle]

Has to do it before his inevitable suspension again.

[celest zephyr]

2 all

The kadri special

[dim kettle]

Someone had to replace him

[rustic mountain]

It sucks. If Bunting kept his cool

He could be so much better than he even is

But alas

Varsho hits a 3 run HOMER

Fuck it's hard to keep up with both

[dim kettle]

I'd have 2 screens at once

[rustic mountain]

I would but the Jays are on fucking TBS

I am blacked out

[celest zephyr]

Lmao tbs whattt

[rustic mountain]

Fucking damn

[celest zephyr]

Can you play fucking defense

You fucking scrubs

[rustic mountain]

They aren't fast enough to stay with that line

[celest zephyr]

Man the leafs went from fast to being old as fuck

[dim kettle]

All off a turnover

[celest zephyr]

On some lines

Hahahahah this reminds of me the previous years

This team won a round then went back to old Toronto

[rustic mountain]

Little premature for that kinda talk man

[dim kettle]

That's strange. I can get the game on my MLB TV

[rustic mountain]

Mine told me no when I tried

Lemme try again

Oh musta been a glitch

Jays on the phone

[celest zephyr]

I mean it’s just reacting the game

I’m not saying they are going to lose the series or this game

[rustic mountain]

Ahh

[celest zephyr]

Although I really wish espn would get better announcers

They suck

[rustic mountain]

I know dude holy hell

Steve Levy or whatever his name is

Just atrocious

[celest zephyr]

Don’t even know what hockey is half of the time

Their calls are so weak

[dim kettle]

I remember when Steve Levy was doing hockey games on ESPN when I first started watching hockey.

Would usually do the secondary games, the ones Gary Thorne wouldn't do.

[celest zephyr]

@dim ledge kittle deebo or bosa jersey?

[dim ledge]

uhhh

you already have CMC right?

[dim kettle]

Bosa.

[dim ledge]

yeah thats my vote as well

Bosa/Warner if u already have an offensive player

[celest zephyr]

Nah I don’t

[dim ledge]

Kittle/Warner is my current

[celest zephyr]

It didn’t ship

[dim ledge]

ah i see

[celest zephyr]

I cancelled it

[dim ledge]

CMC or Bosa then, CMC is my next personally

[celest zephyr]

Gotcha

[twilit wadi]

anyone watching the playoffs?

[dim kettle]

Which ones?

[twilit wadi]

nba

i watch hockey a bit too

[dim kettle]

No, I've only gotten time to watch one NBA game in these playoffs so far.

[twilit wadi]

which one?

[dim kettle]

Kings and GS game 7

[twilit wadi]

rip kings, they had a great season. i was rooting for them

[dim kettle]

We all were...

[celest zephyr]

Ugh ships from the us still dang it

[twilit wadi]

im a knicks fan, they're down 3 at the half against maimi rn

[celest zephyr]

Who knows if border lolcows again and refuses to bring it over

[dim kettle]

I could only imagine the pain in the ass that has to be.

As a Magic fan. Good old FUCK YOU HEAT! is in order.

[twilit wadi]

word fuck jimmy butler, turns into a god in the playoffs for no reason

banchero has a lot of potential, the future is looking bright for the magic

[dim kettle]

Dude, winning the lottery last year was the best thing I've seen the Magic do since Dwight was there.

[twilit wadi]

and choosing correctly

imagine if they drafted jabari or holmgren who were projected to be the #1 and 2 picks

that wouldve been an L

[celest zephyr]

Yeah it really is

Had to call them and get a refund after waiting for months

3-15-3 when trailing after second period

Somehow 2-2 in the first round

[stiff coyote]

Joel Embiid won MVP

well deserved

[celest zephyr]

Max strus and Caleb Martin with more points than bam

Can’t even score the most without herro oladipo and butler

[stiff coyote]

Miami run rn

[celest zephyr]

How do you pass to a guy who is going off the ice????

[rustic mountain]

Why wasnt it called dead when O'Reilly touched it??

American ass refs

[stiff coyote]

how did rjb miss that

nice and 1

@narrow zodiac knicks can win dis

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/heatdaddy69420/status/1653571073848545281?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

heatdaddy (@heatdaddy69420)

Drug test Montour now I don’t know why I just don’t know what else to say this guy is going full batshit

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Twitter · May 3, 2023, 1:24 AM

[rustic mountain]

U g h

I hate that we've had like

A billion open and beautiful chances

And we just squandered nearly all them

[celest zephyr]

Drug test verhague and bob

Idk how bob somehow became good

Wtfffffffffrr

How

[rustic mountain]

Bob is on bath salts

[celest zephyr]

Did he get that

Bobrovsky somehow became vasi

What the fuck

[rustic mountain]

Dude stopping pucks without a stick

[celest zephyr]

How is that not a penalty whatttt

Pathetic refs

[rustic mountain]

We weren't gonna win tonight

[celest zephyr]

I knew from the get go it was going to be tough

[rustic mountain]

American refs, Bob on bath salts, ridiculous game by dudes Ive never heard of

[stiff coyote]

def a pen

[celest zephyr]

Sounded like the perfect game for the leafs to lose

Double minor yeah

[rustic mountain]

The hope is this game makes them wake the fuck up

Don't fall into Boston's pitfall

[stiff coyote]

lmao

[robust grotto]

Bob coming back is so on brand nhl playoffs story line

You’d think Gary is really Vince

[celest zephyr]

Hahahaah 4 minute power play with 37 seconds left

[stiff coyote]

lmao

no goal

[celest zephyr]

Offsides????

How

[rustic mountain]

See ya on Thursday

[celest zephyr]

[rustic mountain]

Utterly disappointed in how the leafs showed up today

[stiff coyote]

they played like garbage

4-2 final score

they need to wake tf up

[restive vector]

Rip leafs

LETS GO STARS

[stiff coyote]

dude Randle miss a clean ass layup

dude if brunson wouldve made that layup

[weak gull]

Stop this

[stiff coyote]

NY Passing game rn is is great

BRUNSON FOR A 3!!!!

[celest zephyr]

I really don’t get why nascar does this bullshit

Like just do qualifying

Using an algorithm has nothing to do with racing

[restive vector]

PAVELSKI!!!!!

LETS GOOOOO

HES BACK

[stiff coyote]

Refs just robed Miami lmao

[celest zephyr]

Nice joe doing well

Refs don’t want butler to win a ring

[weak gull]

Kraken really

[celest zephyr]

Got to make sure the Knicks win the series

[weak gull]

This what we doing

[narrow zodiac]

Just got home. BOUT TO TUNE IN

[stiff coyote]

yall up by 4

i will say thou, these refs need to get fined asap

[celest zephyr]

Really nascar bs

Should let who drives the car get points

[dim kettle]

Sox did it again. Another walk off out of their ass.

[celest zephyr]

If the car is from a full time entrant

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1653579129290104844?s=20

Sportsnet (@Sportsnet)

Matthew Tkachuk in eight 2023 #StanleyCup Playoff games:

5 goals
9 assists
14 points

Twitter · May 3, 2023, 1:56 AM

[celest zephyr]

Complete bs that car #48 doesn’t get the points

Absolute scam

Let’s go Byron p4 with 52 points

Eating good

[dim kettle]

He's finally not frustrating to watch

[celest zephyr]

Cindric struggling this season

Welp

Bell doing well also very nice

P6 36 points I’ll take it

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/NBCSWhiteSox/status/1653579610452537344?s=20

[celest zephyr]

Yeah Byron is getting more consistent

[robust grotto]

I find it somewhat sad that Calgary did the right thing by trading him but they fucked up so bad with the return

[celest zephyr]

Before dude would be good then trash for a while

Always so frustrating when he bottled it also

[dim kettle]

The dude would be good and then be part of crash after crash.

[stiff coyote]

ggs

NY won

[narrow zodiac]

Letsss gooooo

[celest zephyr]

Still ain’t that consistent but at least he doesn’t wreck much anymore

[narrow zodiac]

Up 6
47 seconds left

[stiff coyote]

yeah NYK got gm2

[narrow zodiac]

When I don’t go to a live game they wanna win

[celest zephyr]

I’d be happy to just see a playoff game

[stiff coyote]

it be like that

[narrow zodiac]

Oh shit Jimmy is out????

[celest zephyr]

It’s so expensive

[stiff coyote]

yea

[narrow zodiac]

Nah you right. I’m grateful fr

I’m Just a salty fan

[celest zephyr]

I get it lol

I’d be salty for sure but man the playoff atmosphere is amazing

Legit jealous. Msg is the stadium I want to go to

Let alone a playoff game

[narrow zodiac]

It really is. Insane environment that day

[stiff coyote]

AYO

HOLD UP

MIAMI!!!

[narrow zodiac]

Wait I’m delayed

[celest zephyr]

Don’t tell me the Knicks are going to choke

[narrow zodiac]

What’s going on

[dim kettle]

The Garden definitely has that vintage feeling to it.

[celest zephyr]

Knicks fans can’t have anything good

[narrow zodiac]

The 2 and a foul fuck

[stiff coyote]

Randle did a stupid ass turnover

[celest zephyr]

Yeah it feels like a great place to watch

[narrow zodiac]

Oh wait out of bounds

[dim kettle]

Granted, I've only seen hockey there

[stiff coyote]

which gave maimi possession and they made a 3

[celest zephyr]

Modern interior but also very vintage feeling inside and out

[narrow zodiac]

3 point game

[stiff coyote]

3 pnt game

[narrow zodiac]

Fuckkkkkk!!!!!

[stiff coyote]

there are the knicks i know lmao

[celest zephyr]

Scotiabank arena is just dated all around

Chase center way better

It’s so nice and massive

[stiff coyote]

What about Stapl... I mean Crypto Arena

[celest zephyr]

Also really easy to get to

Never been there

Only been to two stadiums

[dim kettle]

Sad part is the arena is not even 25 years old yet

[modest totem]

Knicks are cutting into my Lakers game

[narrow zodiac]

Levi stadium the oldest new stadium ever lmaooo

[celest zephyr]

Yeah it’s sad

Pathetic

Ancient from when it was built

[dim kettle]

Who cares about the Lakers

[stiff coyote]

I hope Lakers win

[modest totem]

Same!

[stiff coyote]

Since my fucking clippers cant stay healthy for 1 fucking playoff series

[narrow zodiac]

They need to settle BUSINIESS

[stiff coyote]

ggs

ny won

[dim kettle]

I've seen my team only win 2 playoffs games in 10 years.

[modest totem]

Fr tough break!

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-glass-paper-break-gif-18384377

[narrow zodiac]

Alright time to celebrate

[celest zephyr]

Kawhi Léonard

[modest totem]

At the cost of my game though

[celest zephyr]

Swear dude gets hurt so often he’s made out of glass

[narrow zodiac]

Curry vs lebron series next
This might be the last time we see this y’all
Enjoy the greatness

[stiff coyote]

Nah Rayyy, my gf gave me shit the whole night bc i was just mad and sad that whole time. She a laker fan btw

i was literally ded inside

[dim kettle]

Gotta have more of that load management in the house

[stiff coyote]

WHY

WHY!!!!!

[celest zephyr]

Oh wow nascar competitive caution and then a spin the next lap

[stiff coyote]

KAWHI AND PG WHY!!!!!

[celest zephyr]

Maybe you shouldn’t put gimmicks huh

[narrow zodiac]

I wish you luck tho fr ❕

Gonna be a good series

[modest totem]

I shouldn't laugh but...

[celest zephyr]

Kawhi needs a wheelchair in his own house to not get hurt

[dim kettle]

Well, the competitive caution only exists if there's no practice before that.

Benefits the teams that are trying to adjust to the course

[modest totem]

Gracias amigo 💛💜

[sweet tree]

knicks win huh

[narrow zodiac]

🗣️

https://tenor.com/view/sidetalk-sidetalknyc-knicks-go-knicks-ny-knicks-gif-23547904

[calm mulch]

game

[dim kettle]

Anyway for the Heat to head for the golf course, the better.

[robust grotto]

Seattle tied it

[calm mulch]

Impossible to watch this warriors game bro

i have work tomorrow fuck

[modest totem]

Nooooooo

[calm mulch]

Damn the knicks won

[stiff coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[calm mulch]

nobody cares about them though

sadge

[stiff coyote]

lmao i forget you hate them

[calm mulch]

lesgo jimmy, miami in 5

[calm mulch]

My thing is with the Suns, don't sleep lmao

[stiff coyote]

CMON LAKERS

LAKERS IN 4

[robust grotto]

Dallas scores again

Might’ve been Pavs

[stiff coyote]

man fuck the suns... I HATE THEM

i just hate them

[calm mulch]

We need Jordan Poole to talk some shit like dillion brooks did

[dim kettle]

Pavelski again

2-1

[sweet tree]

feel like 💤

[calm mulch]

I would rather anything other than see the boring ass warriors in the finals again

they had their time

now they need to move

[narrow zodiac]

Chef curry man

Lebron better watch out

[stiff coyote]

idk man curry is just a fucking magician

he a different breed

[narrow zodiac]

Green light machine

[stiff coyote]

fr lmao

[modest totem]

I do like Curry... but I love the Lakers more so 😎💜💛

[calm mulch]

A healthy Jamal Murray with Jokic is just as unstoppable

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/heatdaddy69420/status/1653232974039764992?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ @short flame

heatdaddy (@heatdaddy69420)

If I’m Shesterkin I’m demanding a trade to the big bad Buffalo Sabres

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Twitter · May 2, 2023, 3:00 AM

[calm mulch]

Sad to say but lakers don't have anybody. Lebron is pushing 70

[modest totem]

I'm sorry have you not seen AD?

[celest zephyr]

I get it but it’s so lame to not have quali or practice

[stiff coyote]

naw ad going to stop Jokic like in 2020

[celest zephyr]

Bunch of series but still super pathetic

[calm mulch]

I learned to never count on AD for anything. He is perpetually one fall away from crumbling

[celest zephyr]

Got to at least have some practice

[dim kettle]

When is Gallant getting fired? I'm asking for a friend.

[stiff coyote]

as long as he dont get hurt

[calm mulch]

AD's bones are made of wet toilet paper

[stiff coyote]

cant deny that lmao, but he poppin off today just watch

[modest totem]

THE DISRESPECT!!!!

[sweet tree]

lool

[calm mulch]

His bones are the one disrespecting his ass

bro is talented but his body says no

[stiff coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/so-it-begins-raining-rainy-day-théoden-lord-of-the-rings-gif-16521230

[calm mulch]

Honestly... Im my ideal/ perfect dream i would like to see Denver vs Philly in the finals

best narrative

No Celtics and no Warriors

[stiff coyote]

to bad lakers are winning it

[robust grotto]

Oh shit

This game is fun

2-2

[restive vector]

2-2 already sheesh

[modest totem]

God, please bless sweet little Anthony Davis bones with sufficient calcium and collagen

[restive vector]

What a game

[dim kettle]

Please, I'm near the Philly area rn. I don't need the Philly arrogance.

[restive vector]

FUCK