Yinzer gonna bust a nut
#sports
rustic ore
smoky fable
Good pick
dim kettle
He got his wish.
torn gale
Why the FUCK did this league let the eagles get Jalen Carter
rustic ore
Watch the Jets take JSN
celest zephyr
And the patriots take some no name qb
dim kettle
Watch the Jets draft Levis right after getting Rodgers.
rustic ore
That wasn't tip picking btw
honest umbra
Is there no good WRs this draft?
elfin path
The 4th rounder gonna be a stud corner though
rustic ore
Just saying something funny
torn gale
I can not believe I have to see Jalen Carter twice a year
smoky fable
Levis dropping
weak gull
Is there no good WRs this draft?
There are but not worth top 15
rustic mountain
Come on Jets take Levis
dim kettle
I'm not having it with the football gods tonight
hasty mesa
Jones
smoky fable
Why the FUCK did this league let the eagles get Jalen Carter
Character concerns, question his drive, bad pro day
dim kettle
Licht, do not pick Levis.
celest zephyr
A rb at 12th???????????
dim kettle
There's next year's draft
hasty mesa
Yeah
celest zephyr
Two RBs???????
rustic mountain
If not the Jets
torn gale
Character concerns, question his drive, bad pro day
Did it have to be the eagles though
rustic mountain
Please let it be Tampa Bay
celest zephyr
The fuck is going on??????
celest zephyr
It’s okay he can sabotage them
smoky fable
Did it have to be the eagles though
They wanted a defensive player
celest zephyr
I pray also
honest umbra
Don’t lions already have two good rbs?
honest umbra
Swift and Montgomery?
torn gale
Been praying since I saw it
hasty mesa
Two games of watching the Eagles D eat us up
celest zephyr
Game
weak gull
Don’t lions already have two good rbs?
2 solid. Not good per day
rustic ore
Don’t lions already have two good rbs?
Swift is injury prone
dim kettle
I think Carter is overrated.
celest zephyr
Can the giants win the nfc east
honest umbra
Yes
celest zephyr
Rooting for the g men
hasty mesa
No
dim kettle
At least he's going somewhere where he isn't the main focus
weak gull
Swift is injury prone, Monty kinda is too but swift is likely out
celest zephyr
Over those cowboys and eagles
hasty mesa
Us winning requires a miracle
celest zephyr
Fly eagles into a ditch
hasty mesa
At best we tie them
torn gale
We will not win if we let the cowboys and eagles run all over us
hasty mesa
Commies we beat 2-0 unless they change drastically
weak gull
No way lions can mess up at 18 unless we take levis
hasty mesa
But
rustic ore
Jets fucking pick someone already
hasty mesa
Best we can do is NFC Wild Card
honest umbra
What are they getting rodgers?
hasty mesa
Which is fine for now
weak gull
Jets fucking pick someone already
Seriously
celest zephyr
Matt Patricia going to sink the eagles
weak gull
Matt Patricia going to sink the eagles
We can pray
torn gale
Yes please
honest umbra
Yes
haughty moss
And the patriots take some no name qb
hasty mesa
Man if Gmen get Flowers
weak gull
They wanted a lineman
They’ve been trying to trade back for a while now apparently. Before the linemen started going
Leave it to the jets to not be able to get shit done
dim kettle
Now Bill has the chance of losing to Rodgers twice a year for the near future. This is the only place he can be petty to his former team
celest zephyr
Be petty during the season
You don’t get it that’s the only thing the patriots can win this season
hasty mesa
Jets are gonna jets
honest umbra
They are clowning Mel
rustic mountain
You don’t get it that’s the only thing the patriots can win this season
Dont you have a quarterback who sees ghosts on your roster
honest umbra
I love it
rustic ore
Jets FFS either trade the pick or pick someone already
weak gull
Just take Nolan or Kancey
honest umbra
He loves Levis so much
honest umbra
Jets FFS either trade the pick or pick someone already
That trade up really got to them
celest zephyr
Dont you have a quarterback who sees ghosts on your roster
We are going to be seeing ghosts if he starts
So what
hasty mesa
Jets FFS either trade the pick or pick someone already
Let them….. cook?
weak gull
Let them….. cook?
Burnt
dim kettle
Jets just milking this at this point
weak gull
Fr
dim kettle
oh it's in
rustic mountain
Obligatory fuck the Jets
honest umbra
Took so long to get rodgers
proud coyote
if they're going to pick a TE
honest umbra
And took so long to make a pick
simple seal
Leafs sweating now
weak gull
They didn’t know what they wanted
proud coyote
Kincaid cannot block
smoky fable
Who do the Jets take
weak gull
You
rustic ore
Be JSN
honest umbra
Jets draft room board doesn’t even have anyone on it
smoky fable
Damn
simple seal
Also Rays scored 0 runs in 2 games vs the Astros and scored 14 today vs the White Sox lmao
proud coyote
Mayer is fine, but the dude is just slow
smoky fable
He moves slow
dim kettle
Also Rays scored 0 runs in 2 games vs the Astros and scored 14 today vs the Whit...
White Sox should be contracted for the year
proud coyote
he's not just slow in space, his acceleration too
weak gull
Tight ends are shit First round picks imo
simple seal
White Sox getting swept by the AL East in general
rustic mountain
smoky fable
he's not just slow in space, his acceleration too
He kind of reminds me of Kmet
dim kettle
Life screws the White Sox this year. It's April and I'm already preparing for everything to be blown up
weak gull
He kind of reminds me of Kmet
Perfect Comp
rustic mountain
Some little kid on the stage
weak gull
May have better hands but very similar dudes
proud coyote
nolan here?
dim kettle
Such a typical fucking Jets pick. Draft defensive with your first round pick.
weak gull
Jets evil making that kid wait that long
versed forge
😭
smoky fable
Damn, imagine beating cancer only to be a Jets fan
Damn man
proud coyote
ohhhh
smoky fable
At least it gives him enjoyment, good or bad
rustic ore
Will McDonald
rustic mountain
Will McDonald?
rustic ore
Interesting
rustic mountain
Who
smoky fable
Athletic pick
dim kettle
Could say that cancer butt fumbled
weak gull
Nolan Smith to my lions please
smoky fable
They did it for his potential
rustic mountain
It ain't Gonzalez or JSN
rustic ore
Project but if Saleh gets him right that's nasty
smoky fable
Gonzales dropping
smoky fable
im surprised af he went before nolan
Medicals and size?
BJ ojulari dropping out of the first for the same reason
dim kettle
Cmon Commies, Pick Levis
honest umbra
wait how did nick even become a jets fan
rustic mountain
Let us pray for Commanders and Levis
rustic ore
24 yeah old rookie though
honest umbra
Let us pray for Commanders and Levis
who’s their QB
weak gull
They should just rock with Howell
rustic ore
who’s their QB
Howell and Brissett
rustic mountain
Lmao Sam Howell I think is the name
weak gull
He looked good to end the year and has all the talent
weak gull
Howell was a projected first rounder before the shit show at UNC. Howell is not bad
rustic ore
Hey Howell was projected to be a 1st round pick before his last college season
hasty mesa
Linebacker
weak gull
BUC KNOWS
celest zephyr
Obligatory fuck the Jets
Agreed. They gave us the bozo darnold
Absolute trash ass player
rustic mountain
Oh commies are already done
dim kettle
They should just rock with Howell
A lot of trust for a guy who only played a few games because Ron Rivera was a moron and chose to play Wentz late
celest zephyr
Can’t believe he’s in the league
rustic mountain
I kinda hope it isnt Levis
honest umbra
Oh commies are already done
Only jets took 20 mins smh
rustic mountain
So tampa takes him
hasty mesa
If they take Levis I’m not worried at all
celest zephyr
Bill taking an hour to decide
weak gull
A lot of trust for a guy who only played a few games because Ron Rivera was a mo...
I think Howell has everything you look for. Plus only 21 I believe. Give him the chance, if it don’t work that’s okay. Qb class next year better anyways
honest umbra
You prob shouldn’t be worried about the commanders either way
celest zephyr
Yeah I wouldn’t go qb this class
I want Dan Snyder fired out of a cannon
Only win I care about
dim kettle
I'm saying they should've play him more so they had a better idea of what they're getting from him. Just stupidity all around there
honest umbra
Sadly kroenke teams are winning
Although arsenal losing yesterday was kinda a L for him
celest zephyr
Worst man to win anything
smoky fable
Emmanuel Forbes
rustic mountain
At least Snyder is gone
honest umbra
Rams, avalanche, arsenal
smoky fable
Corner to Washington
proud coyote
they got smacked around
celest zephyr
Thank god he’s gone
smoky fable
Gonzales dropping
proud coyote
hoping we can spoil their season
proud coyote
but the best I can see us doing is a 0/0 lmao
honest umbra
Is Levis the only person left in the green room?
celest zephyr
Dude getting too likely as of late
dim kettle
God, the Rangers.
celest zephyr
Nah no way
honest umbra
I’m sorry Chelsea cannot beat anyone
proud coyote
no
honest umbra
I saw the highlights bro
celest zephyr
Green room is massive
honest umbra
they look so bad
smoky fable
I’m sorry Chelsea cannot beat anyone
Exactly this
proud coyote
see, we can't win
celest zephyr
It’s like 20-30 people
proud coyote
but we are decent at making them not score too
honest umbra
No one’s came out of the green room in a while lol
celest zephyr
Lol idk then
honest umbra
Weren’t all of these the top picks?
celest zephyr
Maybe they shrunk it
hasty mesa
Not worried ab Commies
weak gull
Thought they did shrink it
celest zephyr
Yeah they got 17 there
dim kettle
weak gull
Or got way more selective
honest umbra
https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1651769698143604738?s=20
Is lunik doing ok?
celest zephyr
Two Ls in one day
proud coyote
wow
rustic ore
Forbes isn't bad
honest umbra
Forbes??
dim kettle
Fuck
smoky fable
Forbes isn't bad
Surprised Gonzales is still dropping
weak gull
Knew Gonzo was gone keep sliding
smoky fable
Forbes is a good cb
celest zephyr
@robust grotto
rustic ore
SEC>Pac 12 I guess
smoky fable
SEC>Pac 12 I guess
Patriots pick
rustic ore
He's long and a good athlete
honest umbra
Pats can draft Levis
rustic mountain
Bill to trade it
honest umbra
He’s gonna trade it again??
rustic mountain
If we draft Will Levis, I am taking a sabbatical
weak gull
Take Levis pats
proud coyote
they're picking...
honest umbra
Nah they still have mac lol
haughty moss
weak gull
PATS DOWNFALL PLEASE
smoky fable
Not with Mac Jones
rustic mountain
Tf do the Lions have against us
honest umbra
Whoever is picked is still the 4th best QB in the div
It doesn’t move them anywhere
dim kettle
Literally the same shit from last year
rustic ore
Gonzo to NE
weak gull
Tf do the Lions have against us
??? Was gone say lol
Patricia and we all hate the pats
smoky fable
nice pick
honest umbra
Good pick for the pats
weak gull
Good pick unfortunately
proud coyote
makes sense
rustic mountain
CHRISTIAN GONZALEZ
celest zephyr
Can someone petition nascar to not have stages ??????
honest umbra
I’m surprised he didn’t go for the no name
celest zephyr
I don’t get it
rustic mountain
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH YESSSSSS
honest umbra
see pac 12 can be good buc
rustic mountain
hasty mesa
Gonzalez is a good grab
dim kettle
On the defense. On the defense though.
hasty mesa
My stream is so behind tho
hasty mesa
Roger announced Gonzo already?
celest zephyr
What the hell they doing
weak gull
Man corner if I ever seen it
haughty moss
Okayy gonzalez
hasty mesa
For those w earlier livestreams
honest umbra
Oh Gonzalez is actually there
rustic mountain
@haughty moss LFG BRO
dim kettle
I refuse to see how this helps Mac Jones.
rustic mountain
That's cb1 right there
haughty moss
then he gives it right back
honest umbra
who even is the best WR in this draft?
haughty moss
celest zephyr
hasty mesa
who even is the best WR in this draft?
JSN
rustic ore
who even is the best WR in this draft?
I would say JSN
haughty moss
JSN ez
hasty mesa
Supposdly
celest zephyr
Uhhhh Celtics????????
honest umbra
Late first?
celest zephyr
What you doing ????
rustic ore
But JSN is purely slot
weak gull
Jsn Addison or Johnston. Toss up really
honest umbra
Are all the good WRs coming next year?
hasty mesa
Are the only names I can think of
weak gull
NOLAN PLEASE
rustic ore
Are all the good WRs coming next year?
Marvin
rustic mountain
I can't tell you happy I am that Bill didn't take some no name mother fucker here
smoky fable
Lions on the clock
honest umbra
I know about Marvin
dim kettle
Get Levis. Get Levis!
rustic mountain
Finally a consensus top player.
weak gull
Get Levis. Get Levis!
Why say that
rustic mountain
Fuck it feels so good
celest zephyr
Cheers
smoky fable
Get Levis. Get Levis!
They already have a better version in Goff
honest umbra
I can't tell you happy I am that Bill didn't take some no name mother fucker her...
He ironically took probably the biggest name there
dim kettle
Why say that
So the Bucs don't have to. 
celest zephyr
At least one leafs fan took a dub today
haughty moss
🙏🏾🙏🏾 dodged a bullet for now
rustic mountain
honest umbra
What if Levis doesn’t get drafted today..
celest zephyr
Hahhahahahah
honest umbra
Or hooker goes first
dim kettle
Then does that get interesting.
celest zephyr
Ahhh man that’d be hilarious
haughty moss
Been saying Levis not that guy
smoky fable
What if Levis doesn’t get drafted today..
He might not get drafted first round
haughty moss
Man media took an L lmao
smoky fable
He shouldn’t have been anyways
honest umbra
I feel like the Levis hype came very recently lol
weak gull
We talking down on this man crazy
Only for him to go down as the greatest qb ever
But yeah Levis ass imo
honest umbra
He the next Brady?
haughty moss
Naw
celest zephyr
The next Ryan leaf?????
celest zephyr
Juba could write the nfl draft
dim kettle
I mean, I get Matthew Stafford vibes from Levis. But some of his 2022 games give me pause
weak gull
I mean, I get Matthew Stafford vibes from Levis. But some of his 2022 games give...
Stafford was great since sophomore year of HS.. we knew his talent
Levis…idk who propped man’s up
smoky fable
christian gonzalez's sister is married to david blough
Was aware with his affiliation.
honest umbra
I wasn’t aware, thought you meant David Blaine
weak gull
David blough a lions legend
rustic ore
I mean, I get Matthew Stafford vibes from Levis. But some of his 2022 games give...
All I see is a worse version of Dak
smoky fable
That’s an insult to Dak
weak gull
They sayin Tampa for Levis may be the spot👀👀👀👀
honest umbra
Yea they can take him
haughty moss
smoky fable
Jack Campbell
What the hell are the lions doing
Why are you drafting an offball linebacker
Why
weak gull
We need a backer BAD LOL
weak gull
VERY BADLY
smoky fable
That was my fav LB this class
Don’t like the pick though
Would have tried to upgrade elsewhere
weak gull
Reach but he most def fits a HUGE need
rustic ore
Their D was so shit
He's a day 1 starter for them
Really smart
Great in coverage
Kid is gonna be a stud
weak gull
We have zero backers worth starting other than maybe Rodriguez. And we are a nickel strong team. That’s a decent get
rustic ore
I am going to be so damn sad if we take Levis here
dim kettle
All I see is a worse version of Dak
What I see from Levis is Strong Arm, but not the strongest good athlete but not elite athlete, accuracy can be hit or miss. Sometimes you question his decision making. Sounds like Stafford to me
hasty mesa
Campbell
rustic mountain
Come on baby
hasty mesa
No WR gone
smoky fable
I am going to be so damn sad if we take Levis here
Bucaneers up
rustic ore
No tip picks please
smoky fable
Ok
dim kettle
YES. no Levis!
smoky fable
You know?
smoky fable
YES. no Levis!
You like the pick?
dim kettle
I mean, helps Vea
dim kettle
Pressure was a problem last year
smoky fable
https://tenor.com/view/reasonsimbroke-larry-david-hbo-hbo-max-meh-gif-24169087
Kancey at 19.
haughty moss
YES. no Levis!
Damn I was praying too
smoky fable
He’ll be in your rotation
rustic ore
Good fit in Minny
dim kettle
That'd be the most Viking thing to do
proud coyote
no other team makes sense imo
proud coyote
like maybe the saints lol
hasty mesa
Levis to Minnesota or Saints yeah
smoky fable
No tight ends yet
proud coyote
I really want to see levis slip all the way
smoky fable
He should
dim kettle
If he goes to the second round. Some early drama tomorrow
rustic ore
They're making a Dead Island 2?
I didn't think the 1st one did well enough to warrant a sequel
Interesting
rustic ore
Only teams I see that might take Levis tonight are Minny or possibly New Orleans
smoky fable
dim kettle
Does NO really do that after signing Carr though?
smoky fable
Only teams I see that *might* take Levis tonight are Minny or possibly New Orlea...
Speaking of which
rustic ore
Does NO really do that after signing Carr though?
He's the definition of mid so
Maybe?
Doesn't hurt to develop him for them
dim kettle
I don't trust any QB getting develop there
weak gull
https://twitter.com/davebirkett/status/1651773025434337281?s=20
It’s interesting. Brad Holmes has always been an insane drafter, but the Gibbs one scared me lol
rustic ore
He looks like Kamara on film to me
weak gull
He looks like Kamara on film to me
Similar for sure. Faster tho
smoky fable
They’re so slow
dim kettle
Another Buckeye in the first round.
proud coyote
why?
haughty moss
proud coyote
it's a weird pick
haughty moss
J$N my dawg 
proud coyote
shit he's only 30
smoky fable
They’ll be a playoff team
rustic ore
shit he's only 30
31 this season
honest umbra
Why did Seattle have to pick the first WR smh
smoky fable
They have a good offense now
hasty mesa
JSN gone
dim kettle
Of course all the other NFC West team fans here reacted here. lol
rustic ore
Zay Flowers to the Giants?
weak gull
There’s a potential out in locketts contract I believe to end this year. Pick makes sens
hasty mesa
Maybe
dim kettle
Who's the idiot that's gonna trade up late to get Levis?
rustic ore
Seattle having a nice draft so far
rustic ore
Their front 7 needs more work
dim kettle
Depends if Geno can continue from his comeback performance
rustic ore
Their run D is gonna be bad unless they add more
dim kettle
Another receiver off the board
dim kettle
Welcome to the choke job.
rustic ore
Ravens got Flowers or Addison gift wrapped to them
dim kettle
Now Quentin can experience blowing a 28 point lead in the WC
rustic mountain
Jordan Addison incoming I bet for Baltimore
hasty mesa
I’m sorry what?
rustic ore
Forgot about that
hasty mesa
Johnston?
rustic mountain
Yep
hasty mesa
When Flowers and Addison is up
rustic ore
Johnston?
Yeah not who I would've given them but whatever
They want outside instead of inside
Let's them keep Allen in the slot full time now
hasty mesa
This is interesting
dim kettle
You know, what's funny is if the Vikings pick Levis. He'd be picked 23rd. Aaron Rodgers, 24th.
hasty mesa
State of the Giants sub rn
rustic ore
Yes? Did you see how banged up your guys got last year?
smoky fable
State of the Giants sub rn
Tippman
rustic ore
No such thing as enough quality WRs
dim kettle
Giants draft a kicker with the 1st round pick
hasty mesa
~~Giants draft a kicker with the 1st round pick~~
I know you’re joking but we have a really good kicker
Or at least consistent
Love Gano
dim kettle
The many receivers to stop blowing multiple leads, the better
dim kettle
Flowers
rustic ore
Nice pick
smoky fable
I know you’re joking but we have a really good kicker
Center pick would make sense though
sweet tree
rip hawks
hasty mesa
Otherwise we prob go Center
rustic ore
We'll see if that finally translates into late season success for them again
rustic ore
Pure slot but 4.4 can put him outside
Him, OBJ, Bateman, Andrews, that's a nice group to work with for Monken
dim kettle
You know, if OBJ can stay healthy.
hasty mesa
dim kettle
Vikings are cooking something.
rustic ore
If they don't trade I'm guessing Banks or JPJ
dim kettle
It's in
smoky fable
Damn
dim kettle
Another WR.
smoky fable
Addison
rustic ore
Addison, interesting
smoky fable
Otherwise we prob go Center
Center now
rustic ore
Thielen replacement
dim kettle
Twitter
rustic ore
Damn
robust grotto
Giants ?!
hasty mesa
Schoen c’mon baby
robust grotto
They couldn’t wait 1 pick ?
dim kettle
I'm surprised none of the TEs got selected yet. I thought this was a good draft for them
rustic ore
Mayer would be nasty for them
dim kettle
I prefer Dalton Kincaid myself.
rustic ore
Too injury prone for my tastes
proud coyote
kincaid is good if you don't care about blocking
rustic ore
With how injury prone Waller has been recently it wouldn't be a terrible decision for the GMen to go TE here imo
Either that or interior O-line
dim kettle
Or watch the Giants go defense here
rustic ore
Wouldn't be the worst option in the world
smoky fable
With how injury prone Waller has been recently it wouldn't be a terrible decisio...
Giants should trade for Hopkins
They have no other receiver options
rustic ore
Would be smart but from that tweet earlier it didn't sound like your GM was interested
smoky fable
No one in this draft is worth it
smoky fable
Would be smart but from that tweet earlier it didn't sound like your GM was inte...
It’s also a bluff to get more potentially
smoky fable
Twitter
dim kettle
They went defense.
smoky fable
They went defense.
You were right
proud coyote
banks is okay
rustic ore
Not terrible given the WRs they have to face in division
dim kettle
The Edges should be getting picked soon.
rustic ore
Brown/Smith, McLaurin/Dotson, Lamb
hasty mesa
We got Banks
smoky fable
Thoughts?
hasty mesa
It makes sense
smoky fable
Ok
rustic ore
What do the Bills do here, defense right?
dawn tapir
i missed the early draft cause i thought it was tomorrow lol
rustic ore
Branch would be a great pick for them imo
hasty mesa
I will say don’t sleep on Giants D man
We’re adding pieces
Again though….. our Oline
smoky fable
Again though….. our Oline
Center needs to be addressed tomorrow
A lot of good options
hasty mesa
Center needs to be addressed tomorrow
Yeah
The Reddit is happy we addressed CB
High potential value in Banks
And the FO seems to like him
rustic ore
Why would they not take a TE?
They don't have one rn do they?
Oh wait
JPJ
Of course
Easy pick for Dallas if they make it
dawn tapir
ok just caught up with the picks. man the texans really going all in.
rustic ore
https://fxtwitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1651786561292312576?s=20
Mayo away the pain Will
honest umbra
Why did jerry look like he was leading a sith war room
rustic ore
Cause he's knock off Palpatine
honest umbra
Makes sense
dim kettle
Cowboys sure taking their time
rustic ore
Pick is in
smoky fable
Twitter
smoky fable
Pick is in
Heavy debate
dim kettle
rustic ore
Crazy
dim kettle
Yep. I knew the Edges would get picked late
rustic ore
I mean Anzalone is ass so I totally get the Campbell pick, no excuse for the Gibbs one though
smoky fable
I mean Anzalone is ass so I totally get the Campbell pick, no excuse for the Gib...
It’ll get both fired
I’m not picking them winning the division anymore
honest umbra
I’m not picking them winning the division anymore
We going with the Vikings?
rustic ore
I still favor the Vikings rn even though I think Detroit has a better roster
dim kettle
We don't even know how Love will do in GB yet
rustic ore
Detroit's D has to earn my trust
honest umbra
We don't even know how Love will do in GB yet
Not much.
dawn tapir
why did the dolphins forfeit their pick?
honest umbra
some shenanigans
dim kettle
I thought he did pretty good with the little playing time he had last year.
rustic ore
why did the dolphins forfeit their pick?
Tampering
Tried to get Payton and Brady to Miami
honest umbra
Some tampering
dim kettle
Another reminder that the Bucs are the Kings of Florida
rustic ore
They don't have a RT rn
dim kettle
Twitter
dim kettle
smoky fable
Twitter
dawn tapir
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1651789412668264451?s=20
rams or seahawks prolly drafting him in the 2nd maybe washington too if he's available by then
dim kettle
Anyone but the Bucs.
rustic ore
Murphy? Interesting
proud coyote
nolan STILL there
rustic ore
They already have Hendrickson so I guess competition for Ossai?
rustic ore
Curious why in a thin safety class and after losing both of your starting safeties last year you don't go safety
I know they took Hill last year but that's 1 guy
dim kettle
proud coyote
if it's not levis here I'll crack up
smoky fable
Curious why in a thin safety class and after losing both of your starting safeti...
Branch was a first round talent
dim kettle
rustic ore
if it's not levis here I'll crack up
For NO? I'm thinking it has to be D-line
I'd laugh if it was Levis since I suggested that earlier but they lost pretty much their entire Dline save Jordan
I'm guessing Nolan Smith here
dim kettle
IDK if you take Levis if you tried so hard to get Carr.
smoky fable
Levis isn’t going in the first
Eagles or Chiefs aren’t taking him
I don’t like the Breese pick
proud coyote
this is our pick so I guess it has to be D-Line
smoky fable
Meh
rustic ore
That's such an odd pick
dim kettle
Yep DT
dim kettle
And Loomis drafting making me wonder what the hell again
Literally 2017 is the only reason Loomis can still be drafting players in 2023
rustic ore
Did they really?
dim kettle
Can we not make Philly stronger? Philly arrogance shall not be allowed here.
smoky fable
They did
rustic ore
Cunts
smoky fable
I’m tipping picks since it’s the last one
rustic ore
Seriously, just hire Kirby as your DC/assistant HC at this point
dim kettle
Change the green to red as well
dim kettle
Can we not have skits when it's 11:45 PM please
proud coyote
it was an ad??
rustic mountain
That was. The dumbest thing. Ive ever seen on draft night
And I watched Bill Belichick take Cole Strange
dim kettle
insert taking N'Keal Harry here
rustic ore
I think KC goes Branch here
dim kettle
smoky fable
Chiefs made their pick
smoky fable
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1651795888409280513?s=20
He really sat in that room for nothing
rustic ore
He really sat in that room for nothing
He needs better agents
dim kettle
I think KC goes FAU here
Yep
rustic ore
He was a fool to think he'd warrant a first round pick
weak gull
The one piece discord could’ve prepared Levis for this
rustic ore
We could just call him mid over and over again
rustic ore
ESPN actually made the same comparison lol
Looks like you might have a career at ESPN in the future my friend
celest zephyr
NFL Draft and new chapter. Very good day
celest zephyr
Congrats Winnipeg jets for being the first nhl team to be eliminated
short flame
Congrats Winnipeg jets for being the first nhl team to be eliminated
the only canadian team I wanted
honest umbra
Falcons seriously took an RB 8th overall
Better or worse than lions doing the same at 12?
dim kettle
Twitter
honest umbra
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1651806715460067328?s=20
That’s not true
rustic ore
Better or worse than lions doing the same at 12?
Worse because they have a much worse roster and significantly bigger needs
Tackle, WR, Edge, hell they had Jalen Carter fall into their laps and passed on him
Not to mention QB but they were always just gonna roll with Ridder this year and see where hey land next offseason
smoky fable
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1651806715460067328?s=20
Bullshit. They were going to take Witherspoon. Seattle took him
smoky fable
Worse because they have a much worse roster and significantly bigger needs
These are the type of moves that get a coach fired
Front office too
rustic ore
You never know, Arthur Blank is stupidly loyal to his coaches and keeps them past when he should fire them
rustic ore
All good
smoky fable
Draft should be good tomorrow
Cardinals can go offensive lineman or corner tomorrow
33
rustic ore
Like I get that Smith and Fontenot inherited a proper mess and had to tear everything down in order to start building it up, but damn
Like I struggle to see how the team is much better than what they were when they began the rebuild
weak gull
Bullshit. They were going to take Witherspoon. Seattle took him
I KEEP SAYING IT
CORNER WAS NOT OUR CONCERN
Branch was our most visited DB. Nickel strong is what they run. They play 2 corners most of the game with 3 safeties
honest umbra
Cardinals can go offensive lineman or corner tomorrow
What about Levis?
smoky fable
Worst roster in the nfl. You have the better coach
hasty mesa
Just came back after a break
Eagles got Nolan Smith too?
They can’t keep getting away with this
weak gull
This is a running joke actually. He doesn’t really do this. Said it a few weeks back
He’s just mid
rustic ore
Listen
weak gull
👂
rustic ore
You only need to kill 1 person once to be forever labeled a murderer
Same concept here
weak gull
I’m sure someone else will do something worse
Was mahomes and ketchup for a while. Now it’s this bozo and mayo coffee
rustic ore
Mahomes putting ketchup on his steaks should be a war crime
weak gull
I’m not a meat eater but even I’d agree there
rustic ore
Those cows didn't die to be disrespected like that
weak gull
Waste of a steak
rustic ore
rustic ore
Well
Texans took Stroud at 2, and then traded up from 12 to 3 to take Will Anderson
The Falcons took Bijan Robinson at 8
The Lions took Jahmyr Gibbs at 12 (despite just signing David Montgomery to a 3 year, 18 mil deal a mouth ago )
The Eagles defense doubled up on University of Georgia defensive players again 
dim ledge
huh
rustic ore
They took Jordan Davis in R1 and Nakobe Dean in R3 last year, then they took Jalen Carter (consensus best DT this class) and then his teammate Nolan Smith at the end of R1
That's 4 players from the National Champion Georgia Bulldogs they've plucked and added to their already nasty looking defense
There was also a run of 4 WRs straight in the middle of the 1st round
Lions also took my fav LB prospect in what's being considered an overdraft
Personally I'm fine with it cause I really like the prospect but I understand the push back because the best coverage LBs currently were all taken out of the 1st round in recent years
weak gull
Lions also took my fav LB prospect in what's being considered an overdraft
Glad someone else knows about Campbell
rustic ore
I think dude is a stud
Iowa seems like they're always putting out under the radar kinda players in the league
weak gull
They are. Campbell to me though is the only day 1 starter as on off ball backer this draft. Get your guys. That’s what the lions did. I hated one but like the other
Eagles…so tired of them
rustic ore
huh
Also the Colts took Anthony Richardson the QB from Florida 4th overall
Extremely ballsy move imo, he's so raw but his ceiling is insane
dim ledge
Trey Lance type beat, lol
rustic ore
And mind you their new HC is the same guy who helped develop Jalen Hurts so we'll see what happens
weak gull
Colts is nice fit for him. He shouldn’t get killed behind that line. It’s not terrible. They need some weapons though
rustic ore
His athletic ability opens up their playbook, but I'm still expecting Minshew to be the Day 1 starter for them
weak gull
Would expect the same. May see AR late season, but they really should take their time with him
rustic ore
Happy that the smear campaign (I consider it smears at least) against Stroud didn't cost him going top 2
Houston is a good spot for him
They obviously need to add a lot more weapons for him to play with but they're gonna be bad regardless so you might as well get your QB
weak gull
Stroud fits Houston. Should be fine. Hopefully they address interior o line day 2
rustic ore
I mean they already took Green last year R1 so I'd say go weapons Day 2
Jalin Hyatt would be fun
dim ledge
What are CJ strouds qualities
i havent paid mucha ttention to this draft w niners not drafting in 1st round
rustic ore
Gets a smidge rattled at times when the pocket breaks down but is willing to stand in there and take shots if it gets the ball out
Under utilized athletically
Just throws a really pretty ball, very smooth delivery
Big question marks for him now are A) what's he gonna look like in an NFL scheme and not throwing in insanely talented like he had at OSU and B) are those rumors about him scoring poorly on that S2 test a sign of things to come in terms of his ability to read defenses properly
dim ledge
Super interesting to see how DeMeco runs them the first year
rustic ore
I think the defense should be fun
Added some nice pieces in free agency, just drafted the consensus best edge rusher in the class
O is gonna be the huge question mark, I imagine they're gonna be very run heavy
Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, their RB Pierce is a beast and getting Stroud up to NFL speed is their priority rn
Tell you what though, insanely ballsy move by them trading up to grab Anderson, not because he's not worth it, his potential makes me believe he can be really solid for a long time, but because they attached their own 2024 1st round pick in that package to Ari to move up instead of Cleveland's
They really have to be counting on being better than the Browns next season
weak gull
I mean they already took Green last year R1 so I'd say go weapons Day 2
Maybe. Like over 80% of the Texans sack came from the interior though. Green needs to make a leap.
Tunsil and Howard are fine tackles though
rustic ore
Could see them draft a Center, no Centers went in R1 so all of them are available Day 2
weak gull
So stroud should use that athletic ability…hope they get him to
rustic ore
Also they did trade for Shaq Mason who is still starter quality
So that might remove them from taking a Guard but we'll see what happens
weak gull
True. A center is probably best option
short flame
Any New England patriots fans in the server
short flame
rustic ore
Gonzalez falling to the Pats sticks, that's such a good spot for him
weak gull
Apparently pats wanted Gibbs…wish we let ‘em take em
short flame
I’m happy to see a Colombian in the nfl
rustic ore
I just do not believe they would've taken Gibbs at 17 if he was there
short flame
Hope he does well
rustic ore
They already have Stevenson and he's a stud
weak gull
I just do not believe they would've taken Gibbs at 17 if he was there
Kinda ties to monsters theory of why the lions traded back to 12
They traded back once Gibbs got took
rustic ore
And you're not drafting an RB R1 unless he's gonna be a day 1 starter
weak gull
They already have Stevenson and he's a stud
True but Gibbs isn’t just an rb really. A lot more than that
I think he would’ve been perfect for Mac bones
I better see the fucking wishbone this season man…all these backs
dim ledge
so okay, in regards to the texans statement-
how does one quantify shaping a top drafted qb in a poor offense/one that needs to rely heavily on running since his arm wont really be tested?
short flame
Club doing its worse campaign in history and the fans sold out the stadium in support. Love to see it
proud coyote
oh wow they're really doing poorly huh
rustic ore
how does one quantify shaping a top drafted qb in a poor offense/one that needs ...
From my perspective it's about letting him see as many defenses as possible without putting too much on him to beat them passing
Especially if he hasn't seen them yet
proud coyote
well, they were 18th last year so nvm
rustic ore
Now the kid is obviously gonna be a Day 1 starter for them so he's being thrown in the deep end from the get go, and seasoned DCs will take advantage of that
honest umbra
Who are the WRs for the Texans buc?
weak gull
Collins woods brown probably the starting core
rustic ore
Nico Collins and John Metchie since he's apparently been cleared to train again coming off his cancer treaments
Oh and Robert Woods yes
honest umbra
So CJ actually had far better WRs in college
rustic ore
Obviously
honest umbra
Then he will in the NFL
rustic ore
honest umbra
that’s crazy lmao
rustic ore
OSU has turned into WR U recently
weak gull
Yes. His best weapons are going to be Schultz and pierce probably lol
weak gull
I think they know that
honest umbra
Though I think demeco has started of well
rustic ore
Now the kid is obviously gonna be a Day 1 starter for them so he's being thrown ...
For me I'd like to see a team protect a rookie QB as much as they reasonably can from exotic looks/designs meant to trick him into mistakes, like they're obviously going to happen but I'd just like the minimize the chances of them happening as much as I could by running the ball because I don't want the rookie's confidence shaken by being baited into mistakes regularly if that makes sense @dim ledge
rustic ore
Same
He was a stud in college, if he didn't tear his ACL his last year I'm confident he would've been a 1st round pick
dim ledge
For me I'd like to see a team protect a rookie QB as much as they reasonably can...
It does
smoky fable
Tell you what though, insanely ballsy move by them trading up to grab Anderson, ...
I hope they suck for that very reason
I want Marvin Harrison jr
weak gull
Get in line pal
rustic ore
Gosh Jr is just gonna be disgusting as a rookie isn't he?
weak gull
To think Marvin Harrison Jr was given the pro comp of Kenny golladay by 247 when he committed 😂
Know it’s hard to tell…but that’s such a oof
keen sparrow
@hollow kettle you see the bombers lost to collingwood btw i was so upset
rustic ore
To think Marvin Harrison Jr was given the pro comp of Kenny golladay by 247 when...
I honestly don't know, if in the history of the NFL you've ever had a father and son play the exact same position, the father was a HOF, and the son either matched or potentially surpassed his father, and this might be a huge reach but I really think Jr has the potential to do it
hollow kettle
I miss when essendon didn't suck ass
honest umbra
Better than jamarr chase?
keen sparrow
up up
hollow kettle
I watch afl cos my parents do
rustic ore
Better than jamarr chase?
Jamarr isn't his father silly, and it depends on who his QB would be
keen sparrow
I watch nrl cos my parents do
hollow kettle
And my aunt has tickets some times
weak gull
I honestly don't know, if in the history of the NFL you've ever had a father and...
It’s funny. He’s extremely similar to his dad as a player too. A bit more physical. But very very close. And I agree potential wise
hollow kettle
No YOU watch nrl cos you think they're hot
rustic ore
It depends on who his QB is
honest umbra
Send him to the Texans
rustic ore
Chase for lack of a better term lucked into being reunited with Burrow in the pros
keen sparrow
👁️
honest umbra
Oh wait they don’t have their first next year
honest umbra
Browns should suck too
weak gull
Idk about suck. Mid probably
rustic ore
Suck enough to net a top 3 pick though? Cause I legit can't see Jr drop out of the top 3
He's that good
dim ledge
Who's bottom of the barrel then?
honest umbra
Packers?
dim ledge
Idk why. I'm fucked up
rustic ore
Nah Packers have too much talent to be anywhere near top 5 in the draft next year
honest umbra
Colts..?
dim ledge
No okay cuz I saw fate and monster discussing if the cards or rams are worse off
honest umbra
Cards prob suck more since we still have stafford kupp and AD
rustic ore
Balkan I WANT my team to tank, I don't think they will but I want it so badly
Cause I want a damn QB
honest umbra
but we actually have no one else on the roster
weak gull
Cards
Texans still need time
Buccs
Saints
Colts could be
Broncos
Rams
weak gull
Rams I think bounce up to mid tho if Stafford is actually healthy
rustic ore
Cards should be the betting favorite to get #1 next year, their roster is bad and Murray is gonna miss at least half of next season
dim ledge
Seahawks are someone to watch out for. I still think we take the division but they have good pieces, especially Woolen
Who did they draft?
honest umbra
stafford throwing to kupp behind a nonexistent OL and no one able to capitalize on the defense when AD is triple teamed
weak gull
Witherspoon
honest umbra
They drafted a CB and a WR
rustic ore
Who did they draft?
#1 rated cornerback and #1 rated WR
weak gull
So woolens opposite corner
And jsn
dim ledge
Scary if Geno can replicate this season
weak gull
They’ll be good. Idk how far geno taking them tho