sports

[celest zephyr]

Swear i get like five seconds of lag sometimes

[rustic mountain]

It is dope tho

You invented a whole new dude lol

[celest zephyr]

Yeh its fun but i deff have to type and then wait

LMAO

D’encadré Hopkins didn’t go to my team. What a scrub

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/nhl_watcher/status/1646553903784161282?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

NHL Watcher (@NHL_Watcher)

Friedman on TJMS talking Vegas: “Mark Stone, it looks like he’s coming back G1 of the playoffs, it looks like it’s possible”.

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 4:40 PM

[celest zephyr]

Smh why can’t bob be the cardinals gm

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/davonne-rogers-pretends-to-be-shocked-surprised-gif-6175133

[celest zephyr]

I want the kraken to beat them

Over under on 5 years for the New York jets to make the playoffs?

[robust grotto]

Is that the matchup rn ??

Vegas - Seattle first round ?!

[celest zephyr]

Actually i think it is

[short flame]

I want the kraken to be destroyed in 4 games

[celest zephyr]

Wait no it’s the jets

Dang it

[short flame]

Oh no not Vegas

[celest zephyr]

Didn’t realize they had more points than Dallas

Man the nhl’s wild card system sucks donkey

[short flame]

How can both be out if they play each other

[celest zephyr]

Just do all divisional matchups you scrubs

[robust grotto]

I LOVE that the winter classic is Seattle / Vegas next year

Fuck the haters

[celest zephyr]

Winter classic in Florida LOL

[short flame]

Fuck both of them

[celest zephyr]

That was hilarious

[short flame]

Play it where you want just not Vegas and Seattle

[celest zephyr]

Oooooh oilers have tiebreaker over the knights

[short flame]

Fuck you jack Eichel

Little piece of shit, hope he gets eliminated in the first round

[robust grotto]

I genuinely believe that one of the better things the league has done has been to expand to those 2 markets

[celest zephyr]

Dallas has tiebreaker over Colorado

By virtue of regulation wins

The avs have 34 reg wins in 49 wins

That’s absurd

[short flame]

I’m fine with expanding to other markets, I’d put teams all over the country if the market is there, even Mexico one day if the sport grows there . But I also wished the northern market wasn’t left out as well, people in Quebec City love hockey and are either not watching the nhl or supporting random teams from the west because they have nothing. And I know that’s not enough to warrant a team there but there’s a big fan base, an already built stadium, history, I think they’re unfortunate to not have a team

[clear ocean]

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1646557301854044184?s=46&t=mNvoRmYlicFm-OfQQNP12Q

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Commanders owner Dan Snyder has reached an agreement in principle to sell the team for $6 billion.

The group is led by #76ers co-owner Josh Harris and includes former NBA star Magic Johnson (via @Sportico)

https://t.co/bhZiGnN29h

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Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 4:53 PM

[rustic ore]

Me? Yeah sure I have nothing against it, sounds like it could be fun

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/finished-elijah-wood-lord-of-the-rings-lava-fire-gif-5894611

[robust grotto]

I love for them to, trust me

QC vs MTL again dude

[rustic ore]

Thank you God/Allah/Kami-sama/whatever other name there is for an all powerful all knowing deity, that POS Snyder is finally gone

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[short flame]

People just assume because the cities are close ish they can just support Montreal and believe me they’d rather die

[rustic ore]

@dawn tapir

[torn gale]

Washington fans Christmas

[clear ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/redskins-gif-5982181

[short flame]

The good old days

Now one of them is dead

Well both of them really

[dawn tapir]

HELL YES FINALLY

Hope the new owner gets rid of the commanders name too. 🙏

[simple seal]

Springs injured

[smoky fable]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dim kettle]

DC is now gonna have a national holiday every April on this day

[torn gale]

Despite them being divisional rivals I feel good for Washington

[haughty moss]

I am happy. Rather not see a team with no energy, intensity, etc in the playoffs

[simple seal]

Richard Bleier just allowed 6 runs in 9 pitches

Rays lead 8-3 lol

[celest zephyr]

Yesss dan Snyder is gone

The best day of the year easily

Thé bad man is gone from the sport

https://tenor.com/view/lilkirko-kirk-cousins-gif-27059845

[simple seal]

https://streamable.com/kn1853

The balls to do this lol

[dim kettle]

Rays always doing some bullshit lol

[simple seal]

https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/bd1a7f74-4184-48cb-b32a-d26b94813591.mp4

[celest zephyr]

Man jerry jones is going to make a crap ton of money if he ever sells the cowboys

He’ll probably be a fossil in the ground by then

[simple seal]

I think that is the fullest I have seen the Trop in a regular season 1 PM weekday game

[celest zephyr]

When your team is on fire makes sense

[dim kettle]

10 dollar tickets will do that

[celest zephyr]

Hey the probably sold for that much before and still barely anyone came

[dim kettle]

Nope. Stu was known for overpricing tickets for the longest time

[celest zephyr]

Hopefully het gets the door

No team deserve an owner that has publically flirted with splitting the team’s home games

[dim kettle]

Everyone at this point knows that was just a scheme to threat the TB area.

[celest zephyr]

Still a dick move to do it

[hexed galleon]

I need martial to stay fit

[simple seal]

Yeah dude is a cunt

Very lucky to have a competent FO

[dim kettle]

That’s how businessmen do things sometimes. Malcolm Glazer literally threat the Tampa area of moving unless they built a new stadium which soon became the RayJay

[solid dagger]

How is United already 2-0 up

[simple seal]

The Colts move is still #1 in cunt moves along with the Rams to LA

[dim kettle]

Fuckers literally sneaked out of Maryland

[simple seal]

yeah lol

Lowe with another nuke

9-3

1st pitch

[dim kettle]

A reminder that the Red Sox pitching still sucks

[simple seal]

400 feet

Yeah the second the bullpen came in disaster ensued lol

Sale is washed too

[celest zephyr]

Man two of the biggest asshole moves involved moving an nfl team to la

While they still aren’t as liked as ther raiders and 49ers

[simple seal]

lol yeah

Is funny that the Raiders are still so popular there

Since they didnt win shit while being there

[dim kettle]

You know as they say. The imitation is usually inferior to the original

[celest zephyr]

Imitation Lamar knows all about it

[simple seal]

Bo Jackson will do that guess lol

Wait no they did win the 3rd SB there whoops

[dim kettle]

Still don’t know why the Sox wanted to copy the Rays

They’re doing it ass backwards too.

Rays don’t just win by being cheap. It’s actually always having a top 5 farm system and coaching

[simple seal]

And making good trades

[solid dagger]

What a save by Tek

And that should've been a second yellow

[dim kettle]

Papa Johns is literally gonna go bankrupt with how many runs the Rays score per game

[solid dagger]

This is gonna be a very long game

[rustic mountain]

Fucking what

[solid dagger]

Szczesny please be alright

[rustic mountain]

What the fuck does Papa John have to do with the Rays lol

[hasty basin]

Nooo szczesny

IT's good that they found it early

Hope he's ok

[dim kettle]

You get a 50% off a pizza when the Rays score 6 or more runs

[weak gull]

Papa Johns is ass

[dim kettle]

Granted, most pizza in Florida sucks.

[weak gull]

Very true. My sister went to USF so I went there for her graduation when she got her masters

Never found a good pizza sadly

[rustic mountain]

Papa Johns is ass so

But oh well

[dim kettle]

It might be the Jays who give the Rays their first L it seems

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-begging-pretty-please-beg-on-your-knees-pray-for-mercy-gif-26344462

I am not counting the blue birds before they hatch

Especially if we throw Berrios out there

[dim kettle]

The Jays at least have the hitting get 1 win at least in the worst case scenario.

[rustic mountain]

I looked at the schedule

We are throwing Berrios out there first game

[dim kettle]

The Rays 13-0

[rustic mountain]

[simple seal]

Jays just have to outhit the Rays basically lol

[rustic mountain]

Berrios is basically a given win

To the other team

Kikuchi might as well be too

[dim kettle]

I think Glasnow is coming back soon.

[rustic mountain]

At the very least you'll see Manoah Sunday

[weak gull]

Well the jays are looking to complete the sweep of an elite tigers team first

Let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves

[rustic mountain]

Hopefully the good Manoah shows up

[hasty basin]

Doesn't Szczesny smoke @solid dagger

Or am I imagining something

[simple seal]

In may iirc

[rustic mountain]

Sweep would be nice

But

Winning series is what I care about early on

Just learning how to win throughout the season

[simple seal]

Winning every series is basically 100 win pace so yeah

[rustic mountain]

A 100 win team might be what we need if we plan on winning the AL east

[solid dagger]

I think he does

[simple seal]

Is what Rays did in the 2nd half of that 2021 season

[solid dagger]

Which is crazy for a professional player if you ask me

[simple seal]

I think they lost only 2 series after june

[solid dagger]

But iirc the goat Buffon smoked too

[hasty basin]

Yeah

It's still so sad though

[celest zephyr]

Idk fir the rays being that strong I ain’t having that a much Hope I just

[hasty basin]

If he gets a heart problem now

[rustic mountain]

The Rays pitching and the emerging super stars of Randy and Franco

[dim kettle]

MLB might want to put the Tigers and A’s in AAA at this point

[solid dagger]

Yeah I hope he's alright

[rustic mountain]

Shit is tough

[celest zephyr]

Want to clinch the playoff earlier than the end of the season

[solid dagger]

Luckily we have Perin

He's so underrated

[celest zephyr]

Like doing it with idk 10ish games left would be great

[simple seal]

All batters have been hot at some point this first 2 weeks, hence that many runs lol

[hasty basin]

Yeah

Reminds me of Begovic

[simple seal]

Suck 2 of our starters are injured now

[hasty basin]

The dude is nuts

But he's always taking the bench role

[dim kettle]

Brandon Lowe is literally making me eat shit so far

[hasty basin]

Like he played 1 game this season and he was insane

Lmao

[rustic mountain]

Yeh I feel that. The Jays outside Brandon Belt have been on fire

[simple seal]

But bullpen is elite for the most part

[solid dagger]

He's arguably the best reserve keeper itw

[celest zephyr]

Dowesn’t really matter when they lose their first game>? Pretty clear that they are firing on all cylinders

[hasty basin]

Also kinda like

Navas

[rustic mountain]

But we deal with some real bad pitching on day 4 and 5

[solid dagger]

Yeah he almost always playes great

[hasty basin]

Loved him for us

One of my favourite keepers we ever had

But Neto is winning me over this season 100%

[rustic mountain]

The Rays are definitely gonna be interesting to see if they keep up the winning pace

[hasty basin]

He might be the most underrated keeper

[rustic mountain]

Would like to see the Yankees start to suck tho

[dim kettle]

Many people thought the Rays defense would struggle with the shift being banned. Guess again

[solid dagger]

I remember Neto playing with us, he wasn't bad at all

[hasty basin]

Like the stuff he saves I just don't get lmao

[celest zephyr]

Thé real question is how far are they going to be all time if they do

[solid dagger]

He had Buffon ahead tho lol

[hasty basin]

It's so weird that he's not a top gk

[rustic mountain]

Early on, I wonder who is feeling the shift burn the most

[hasty basin]

I'm taking him as Brazil's N2 any day

[hasty basin]

Ah ewll

Well

[celest zephyr]

Around 110 seems doable

[dim kettle]

Thankfully spring training probably got every team used to it

[rustic mountain]

Id be interested in that metric

[celest zephyr]

The dodgers won 111 games only to be knocked by an 89 win team

Hahaha

[dim kettle]

I love seeing batters getting strike out with the new clock rules

https://twitter.com/nascar/status/1646537587929108485?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

NASCAR (@NASCAR)

Tune in at 3 PM EDT on FS1 on Sunday to watch Chase Elliott return to racing at THE Short Track!

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 3:35 PM

[hasty basin]

Thunder games man

Always gotta be 5:30 for me

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1646603836671270912?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Update: Dan Snyder and #76ers owner Josh Harris have reached an agreement on $6.05 billion to buy the #Commandeers, per @RapSheet

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 7:58 PM

[sweet tree]

love to see it

also what happened to szczesny?

[celest zephyr]

Let’s go chase wooofinally b

Finally back

[simple seal]

They are legit getting so many hits and runs thanks to no more shift from opponents instead lol

[hasty basin]

Heart problems prob

Pretty sad

He just grabbed his heart randomly

And started crying

Had to get subbed off

[dim kettle]

You know Cash is playing 400D chess

[hasty basin]

If he joins us....

We're finishing top half of the table

[sweet tree]

man so many heart problems in footy

it genuinely is worrying

[hasty basin]

Yeah

I swear it's increasing

Or maybe I just didn't hear about many

Back in the day

Oh yeah didn't

Astori die from a heart attack

It's for sure increasing

[sweet tree]

yeah

tho usually it happens towards outfield players

a GK having heart problems is a first

[hasty basin]

Yeah I don't really remember any

[celest zephyr]

Maybe there should be less games?

Idk or a longer break like idk

[sweet tree]

I think having more breaks would be best

[celest zephyr]

volume of games played coupled with how difficult and long they are with a short break doesn’t feel good for health

[simple seal]

AL East with 4 teams over .500, I'm not shocked lol

[sweet tree]

it's like a full 45 min of non-stop running

maybe it would help having more stoppage times idk

[celest zephyr]

Yep and the summer break is shorter than other sports

[sweet tree]

not sure what could be causing it

yeah that true

[celest zephyr]

More subsisttuions would help

[sweet tree]

players barely get long breaks when the season ends

[celest zephyr]

So that guys could get more rest

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/mlbhrvideos/status/1646605496873373699?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1646599631797735430?t=6YRXh6K4TKQ93t9Sz-R73w&s=19

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Update: #Bucs LB Devin White is seeking between $18-$20 million per year on his next contract, per @JennaLaineESPN

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Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 7:41 PM

https://tenor.com/view/clown-clown-meme-clown-makeup-clown-makeup-meme-gif-24590297

The actual whole damn circus

My word

[simple seal]

Rays with 101 runs in 13 games, on pace for 1313 runs #sustainable

[solid dagger]

Locatelli has been pretty poor tonight

I wonder if Allegri will sub in Pogba

[dim kettle]

You know, I also want 18-20 million dollars a year. But like you, I’m not getting it.

[weak gull]

He think he Fred Warner

[hasty basin]

Well it's a better situation than NBA

The most heavy a schedule can get normally is like

A game in 3 days

After just finishing a game

[celest zephyr]

Yeh but guys rotate out

Throughout the game

And they play far far less minutes

Like in the regular season usually at most like 30ish minutes

A football player if they start can play like 80 plus in a game

And that’s assuming there’s no shootout or extra time

Plus a football pitch is much larger than a basketball court

It’s still a ton to play like every other day

And I’m really not a fan of that

[hasty basin]

I feel like you can still rest more though

In a football game

You don't always have to be running

[sweet tree]

yeah unlimited subs, players play like 30 mins, load management is a thing. + more stoppages within the game

[hasty basin]

Unless you have a specific position to do so

Which then in turn requires insane stamina

Brozovic typa players

[sweet tree]

and their summer break is like 3 months or something like that

[hasty basin]

That yeah

\

[sweet tree]

players barely get more than a 1 month summer break

[hasty basin]

The injury problem isn't as bad as the NBA

It's also like

A day to day injury doesn't really mean a player will miss the game

But in the ngba

You are for sure missing it

Well there's also like a week injury

In NBA you'd miss like 3 games or 4

IRL at most you should miss 2

In football I mean *

Goal juve

[solid dagger]

LETSGOOOOOOO

[hasty basin]

Vlaho

NIce

[solid dagger]

GATTI MY BELOVED

Finally

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/the-undertaker-entrance-wwe-wrestlemania-25-gif-24858169

The streak lives

[solid dagger]

Kinda reminds me of the Bonucci goal in the Euros final

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-mandzukic-goal-champions-final-gif-8796634

Great fps

[sweet tree]

so a footy player runs like 6-7 miles a game on average

it's kinda nuts

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[sweet tree]

NBA is 2.5

atleast what Google says

[hasty basin]

I mean the pitch size lol

And also like

[sweet tree]

yeah that takes into account

it's a big ass pitch

[hasty basin]

With the defense you kinda just move around

Or stay on iso

[sweet tree]

it's probably hell playing as a midfielder

[hasty basin]

Football is just a LOT of moving around

[sweet tree]

having to run back and forth...

[hasty basin]

Because it's 10 outfield players

From each team

Yeah

Box to box midfielders are just

Insane tanks

[sweet tree]

yeah fosho

[hasty basin]

I mean I'll say I found playing football 100x harder than basketball

Outfield wise anyway

maybe most of that is based on skill but still

[smoky fable]

Not a chance in hell

[solid dagger]

Best goal I've ever watched live

And then....

[hasty basin]

Wirtz equalized

[solid dagger]

[hasty basin]

Yeah well

It's RMA come on now

[solid dagger]

[hasty basin]

RMA in UCL finals

🗿 🗿

[solid dagger]

POGBA

FINALLY

[hasty basin]

Ayyyy

What happened

LOl

Di Maria?

What's going on

Uhm

[thorn hornet]

Name I haven't heard in years

Bellerin on

[sweet tree]

lisandro injured it seems

[hasty basin]

NO

NEED HIM FOR FPL MAN

[sweet tree]

could be an Achilles

doesn't look good

[hasty basin]

.

[sweet tree]

oh Navas scored

https://vxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/1646615791675011073?t=i4zaFuijKAmQdMOJ2h0kWw&s=19

you can't be serious..

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/TheEuropeanLad/status/1646615909627207683

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎 (@TheEuropeanLad)

📸 - Martínez has picked up what looks to be a bad injury.

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Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 8:46 PM

[hasty basin]

Top 10 Sevilla goals

This season

[sweet tree]

yeah he couldn't walk

get a 2nd sevilla

[thorn hornet]

Stupid from Malacia

De Gea telling him to clear it

[simple seal]

LOL

[sweet tree]

yeah that too

[solid dagger]

Please Sevilla

We believe in you

[thorn hornet]

United are fucked first Rashford now Martinez

[solid dagger]

Rashford is out too?

[thorn hornet]

For several weeks

[solid dagger]

Oh damn

[hasty basin]

Oh wait what

[thorn hornet]

5-6 I belive

[hasty basin]

I thought Rashford's one wasn't that serious

Damn

[thorn hornet]

Don't take it for granted

[hasty basin]

Oof

A few games

Still bad

[thorn hornet]

You don't know the joy I felt after being knocked out of UEL

I hate that competition

[sweet tree]

GOLLLLLLL

[hasty basin]

Oh well

2-2

[sweet tree]

SEVILLA

2-2

LETS GOO

[thorn hornet]

Bring CL nights to the Emirates

[thorn hornet]

MANIFESTED IT

[hasty basin]

Surely not

Another OG

WHAT

PERIN

HOLY SHIT

PERINNNN

[sweet tree]

that's a maguire own goal

[thorn hornet]

Neysri washed king

[solid dagger]

THEY DID IT

[sweet tree]

lol

[hasty basin]

PERIN LMAOOO

[solid dagger]

PERIN I LOVE YOU

[sweet tree]

huh

[hasty basin]

What a save

[solid dagger]

They kinda shot it straight at him twice but who cares

[hasty basin]

Man

Yeah who cares

Oh no

What a cross 🔥 🔥

Double save

Gonna be on Top 50 saves 2022/23

[thorn hornet]

Love this sleep deprived fella

[sweet tree]

UEL nights so clear of UCL

[solid dagger]

I always have to wait before coming here since you're always a couple of second ahead Croco

[hexed galleon]

Im gonna cry

[sweet tree]

yeah it was given as an OG on maguire

[celest zephyr]

More people who camp outside of stadiums lol

[hexed galleon]

Licha achilles injury,rashford and varane injured,bruno out next game and de gea just activated his stinker bone bruh i hate my life

[solid dagger]

Sevilla I believe in you in the second leg

[hasty basin]

2 own goals is such a Sevilla thing

This season

[thorn hornet]

I hate facing the same dusty ahh teams from fucking Malta or Albania or some shit and getting my hopes up every year only to go out in the knockout round

[hasty basin]

IT's literally the gods protecting them

in UEL

LMaooo

[solid dagger]

LETSGOOOOOO

1-0

[hasty basin]

Nice win Juve

[slim nacelle]

2 Own goals this script is something

[hasty basin]

Sporting aren't

An easy team

So

[solid dagger]

Yeah they were the second team I wanted to avoid

[thorn hornet]

I thought we would fade Sporting when we drew them

We were kinda poor in UEL at the very start

[solid dagger]

I just saw United had two own goals lmao

[sweet tree]

good result for sevilla

2nd leg at their stadium

[thorn hornet]

1-0 win against Bodo A
1-0 against PSV H
3-0 against Bodo A
2-1 against Zurich H
1-0 against Zurich A
2-0 loss to PSV A

Barely scrapping wins

[fluid moat]

Brah

Wtf happened to United

[thorn hornet]

Sevilla

King of UEL

[fluid moat]

De Gea is actually shit lmao

And fridge own goal for good measure

Perin just saved our ass

Don't know why they let it get to that point

[thorn hornet]

Worst thing is that United blew 2-0 lead at OT in space of 10 minutes

15*

Martinez out too

[fluid moat]

Would've liked a more convincing win

[thorn hornet]

Achilles by the looks of it

[sweet tree]

yeah that's yikes.

[thorn hornet]

Thats around 12 months out

Varane and Shaw injured too

BAH GAWD THATS PHIL JONES MUSIC

Sevilla might actually go down and win the UEL

[hasty basin]

Poor Maguire man

As if getting trolled for an year

Wasn't enough

[fluid moat]

Ngl I'd rather play United than Sevilla at this point

[hasty basin]

Sevilla gotta have

Some type of blessing

Theres' no way

[sweet tree]

they're so mid this season

I thought they would get a beating

[thorn hornet]

NAH

[sweet tree]

they're like 14th in la liga

[hasty basin]

💀

[sweet tree]

he tagged reece james

lmfao

[thorn hornet]

He skinned him too

[proud coyote]

LOL

[sweet tree]

I think they're chill, reece james probably doesn't care

[thorn hornet]

No Bruno for next game too lmao

It's over

[nimble onyx]

Rashford?

[fluid moat]

Harry Maguire 40 yard 90+6 minute screamer to put United through incoming

[hasty basin]

Reece James with them injuries man

Obviously there would be

A decline at some point

In physicality atleast

[hexed galleon]

Im going into hybernation i cant do this

https://twitter.com/mufcscoop/status/1646622790441902082?s=12&t=ziYH1YULDqnk9bozowwlKA

MUFC Scoop 🔴 (@MUFCScoop)

Paul Scholes: “It does looks like he’s [Lisandro Martinez] done his Achilles.” #MUFC

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 9:14 PM

[sweet tree]

that sucks

[clear ocean]

Based Zach Lowe

[calm mulch]

they still on that fetish of theirs of making ranks and lists of nba players like they are collection cards ? we are literally in the playoffs

ngl the YT content creation about the NBA is miles ahead of the actual media coverage

[celest zephyr]

Yeah i hate it

But also man i mean they don’t release them until now

Plus the season just wrapped up if they don’

dle of the first round then yeah it sucks i

[calm mulch]

This raptors vs bulls game reminded me how much i prefer basketball without the spam of the 3 point shots

fast paced, everyone cutting all the time and no waiting for the 3 to fall down each time

really prefer that type of basketball

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/BillyM_91/status/1646642765638270977

Billy M (@BillyM_91)

Caleb Williams thoughts on the Commanders sale

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 10:33 PM

@rustic ore

[rustic ore]

Based Caleb

[clear ocean]

W

[rustic ore]

Also he knows that DC is likely gonna be picking high next year anyways so he might just end up there

[celest zephyr]

Yeah it was nice just wish th

They just ddin’t brick a trillion free throws that

Mbarssing

Dude is from the area so probabl

Prob just a fan

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/buffalosabres/status/1646642901529575426?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Buffalo Sabres (@BuffaloSabres)

Devon Levi will back up Craig Anderson in tonight's game against the Senators.

He doesn't have a black & red mask yet, so he grabbed some Sharpies and designed his own... 🤯

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Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 10:33 PM

[celest zephyr]

Thé goat

Going to be the next great Canadian n goaltender

Can’t wait for him to wear a hockey canada jersey next season

[robust grotto]

Game 82! another good season in the books

[celest zephyr]

Thé most meaningless game but hey a win is a win

God luck. Don’t win

Oh wait knocking out the devils would actually help feel free to win then LOL

I’m just praying for no injuries right before the playoffs man. Would blow to have a major piece hurt

[short flame]

He’s good at everything

[short flame]

Another bad season in the books for us

[celest zephyr]

Bad? dang if this is bad i wonder what the coyotes season is?

[robust grotto]

Dude yeah relatively speaking the Sabres were solid

[dim kettle]

T—-s already beating the Yanks 7-0 in the 1st inning

[celest zephyr]

The best gif in all of the land is coming soon

[dim kettle]

Javier Báez with a lolcow of the month moment

[short flame]

worse

[celest zephyr]

T is just two ls added together

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/varsh0w_/status/1646658181563596802?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Damon (@VARSH0W_)

Javier Baez turned a triple into a double by pimping. Then got doubled off on what should've been a sac fly because he forgot how many outs there are.

Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 11:34 PM

[short flame]

I just look at the end result

we're in the worst possible place in the table

not high enough to be in the playoffs but too high to get any decent signings

[celest zephyr]

You are on a upward trend

Bruh

This was the Sabres two years ago

This was last year

Unless you want to complain about having at worst a .530 points percentage

Then yeah idk what the hell you are on man

[short flame]

We're getting better but it's not enough

it's never enough

I'mm tired of it

[short flame]

so we will finish 5th in the division again

where's the improvement

I hate the fact that we're doing good yet we won't get a good pick and the bad teams at the bottom will get top choices

[haughty moss]

yankees

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/beckjason/status/1646658975813754882?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

BTW, the Tigers just took him out of the game

[haughty moss]

11-0

[robust grotto]

KAPPO KAKKO

[rustic mountain]

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/nhlbruins/status/1646666283302240258?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

p - Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins)

UPDATE: Patrice Bergeron (upper-body, precautionary) will not return to tonight's game.

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Twitter · Apr 14, 2023, 12:06 AM

[short flame]

love the name

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/Buddabaker3/status/1646662076214185984

Well, looks like he might get traded. @rustic ore

That’s great

That’s just great

[short flame]

want to learn something cool about craig and devon

Craig's son is called Levi

[robust grotto]

FOXY SPIN AROUND PASS TO PANARIN FOR A BOMB

GOOOOD LORD

[robust grotto]

that’s wild wtf

[short flame]

sadly his other son isn't called ukko

[dim kettle]

Well there goes that “Bolts won’t win another game till the Rays lose one” meme.

[haughty moss]

OT loss loll

ah what a way to cap the season

had to blow a lead one last time I guess

[dim kettle]

laugh track

[haughty moss]

ron hextall will pay for his crimes

[rustic mountain]

So now that the regular szn be done when does the first round start

[dim kettle]

Gonna be a real shame I won’t be able to watch a lot of the first round thanks to my current living conditions rn.

[rustic mountain]

Big sad

Sorry bout it bud

[dim kettle]

When you see your team go to 3 straight cups finals. I’ll live

Gonna be a shame though I won’t see much of the Devils and Rangers games though.

[haughty moss]

I think Monday? not sure yet

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ftoz_BRWIAAMNEL?format=jpg&name=900x900

[dim kettle]

At least you have the Lakers

[robust grotto]

16 years man

[haughty moss]

a good run

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-cry-oscars-tears-gif-25362667

[dim kettle]

At least you weren’t the 2010s Red Wings in that regard. “Playoff streak baby!”

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/friedgehnic/status/1646689529263439872?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC)

EAST
BOS/FLA
TOR/TB
CAR/NYI
NJ/NYR
Gonna be great

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Twitter · Apr 14, 2023, 1:39 AM

[dim kettle]

Devils in 6

[robust grotto]

Nah

5 tbh

I don’t think NYR have a chance if I’m honest

Been saying it for months. Nothings changed

[dim kettle]

Honestly feel the same I did last year. If the Bolts make it far, “woo!” if not, oh well

[rustic mountain]

Really? Fitting I'll be in Canada for the first Leafs playoff game I watch as a fan

https://tenor.com/view/toronto-maple-leafs-carlton-the-bear-dancing-floss-flossing-gif-16239779

[haughty moss]

yeah I saw one of the hockey accs say it but guess we'll wait to see for official schedule

[clear ocean]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's the Panther vs Bruins in the first round of the NHL playoffs

[dim kettle]

Caps really blew a 4 goal lead in their last game

[haughty moss]

[clear ocean]

Here comes a swift 4-0 sweep here ladies and gentlemen as they face off against the greatest team in nhl history

[dim kettle]

That would be funny

[robust grotto]

That’s dope

[clear ocean]

I gotta tell you Jim this feels like watching The Justice League take on a bunch of kids from a nursing home in a death match

[dim kettle]

I see what you did there

[clear ocean]

Canes and Devils both gotta move on PLS HOCKEY GODS

[dim kettle]

I can feel the Isles are the dark horse in these playoffs

[rustic mountain]

Hell yeah dude

[dim kettle]

Now the ultimate challenge for the Canes in these playoffs… Can they win on the road this time?

[haughty moss]

[robust grotto]

[haughty moss]

rangers going all the way

[clear ocean]

[dim kettle]

I’m glad Palat won’t be missing the playoffs with his new team

[celest zephyr]

You got absolutely shredded last time the fuck

Every playoff team had at least 100 points

No team out was remotely close

This season look how close so many teams were

The penguins and capitals made it last season and look they are out

A lot of teams got less points than last season

The Sabres got significantly more

[dim kettle]

Just gotta improve the defense. Better luck next time

[celest zephyr]

Penguins capitals panthers lightning all dropped a lot

[dim kettle]

Meh, The Bolts have pretty much been where they were last season.

[celest zephyr]

Yeh but they got way less points

From 110 to 98

Leafs stayed about even from 115 to 111

Point is Sabres closed the gap significantly from last season

[dim kettle]

Bolts always shut off around late february-march. Literally the most frustrating thing to watch

[celest zephyr]

Yeah they fell off of a cliff

Idk why they just coast

People call it playoff mentality but idk man

Just looks like they are checked out

[clear ocean]

literally pres trophy last season

[rustic mountain]

Knew a sweep wouldn't happen. Just felt it. Oh well

Rays tomorrow

[dim kettle]

I guess it’s better to coast off late in the season than the playoffs

[celest zephyr]

Yep the president’s trophy team didn’t even make the playoffs

The leafs don’t coast they implode

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-spongebob-nuke-explosion-nuked-gif-25849222

[dim kettle]

Granted, that didn’t happen last year. Bolts just were a little better

[celest zephyr]

Yep

That was nice

They usually shit the bed at the end

The penguins lost b2b game against the Blackhawks and bluejackets

Blow this team up

[dim kettle]

Either why, I have no probs losing to the Leafs. Unless they get swept in humiliating fashion of course

[celest zephyr]

I want Boston to get swept

The memes would be amazing

[robust grotto]

Same

[dim kettle]

I hope the Panthers can do it. But do I trust their PP? Fuck no

[robust grotto]

Let’s Go Oilers am I right

[celest zephyr]

135 points 65 wins bruins in 3

[dim kettle]

Don’t give me PTSD

[celest zephyr]

It’s okay if the bruins lose

[dim kettle]

Literally that Bolts tweet after that sweep is forever in my head rent free

[weak gull]

That elite Detroit Tigers baseball club fr 🫡

[celest zephyr]

The penguins have Ron hextall as gm???????

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/edmonton-oilers-connor-mcdavid-oilers-goal-celly-gif-25349194

[robust grotto]

Yeah for like 2 years or so now

[haughty moss]

Yes unfortunately

Should’ve known not to trust the flyers guy

[celest zephyr]

They got a guy who got fired from the poverty team called the flyers

[robust grotto]

Bonehead hire

[celest zephyr]

They had court side seats to how bad he was and they still hired him

[haughty moss]

He’s a goof

that trade deadline had me hot

[celest zephyr]

They somehow got older after the trade deadline

Wow I didn’t know a team full of guys on their last legs decided to trade players under the age for 30

For 30 plus year old vets

Way to go 9 players that are under 30

A nhl gm came up with this ????????

What is Crosby supposed to carry this team like lebron ?

[haughty moss]

12 out of 18 guys during that chicago game were over 30

The guy is legit an awful gm

[celest zephyr]

Yep he needed to be gone a lot time ago

[haughty moss]

None of his teams in 7 years won a round 😭

[celest zephyr]

Heck he shouldn’t have even been hired

A team that can’t win a first round decided to hire a guy who also couldn’t win a round

[haughty moss]

it’s pathetic

[celest zephyr]

Got to love the old boys club

[short flame]

We did better but in the end it resulted in the same thing. We went from getting knocked out in the first minute to losing on the edge. It’s still a loss in the end. We can try to camouflage it as improvement but in the end we’re stuck again in the no playoff zone. Do I think we will get better and challenge for a place in a near future, 2-3 years, yes, but I’m not happy with the season we just had because close is not enough. Everyone underperformed but Boston yet we still didn’t get in, when teams go back to 100+ seasons like last year we won’t stand a chance. I want to be optimistic but history shows we’re the losers who didn’t make the playoffs 12 seasons in a row

[clear ocean]

2023-2024 season pre draft

[rustic ore]

That in order of best to worst from left to right?

[smoky fable]

Raiders would not be 2nd. Not a chance in hell.

Think Atlanta has the best roster in the NFC South but no qb.

[short flame]

Should be first

[smoky fable]

They'd be last

[short flame]

The ugly yellow lightning would be last

[celest zephyr]

Raiders second???????????

Ain’t no waytyyyyyy

Best left to worst right

[short flame]

Best left

Craig is retiring

https://tenor.com/view/sabres-buffalo-craig-anderson-goalie-gif-25372953

[proud coyote]

are you high

[celest zephyr]

Sanjuan probably did it based on logo lmao

[short flame]

Obviously

It’s the only thing that matters

[smoky fable]

I figured you’d say that.

[smoky fable]

…… please don’t tell me that’s how you chose the Sabres for the NHL

For football, I can see why with Columbia

[short flame]

No I wanted an underdog

[smoky fable]

That is sensical

Your logo thing isn’t

[celest zephyr]

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/36181125/grizzlies-guard-ja-morant-files-countersuit-teen

Ja man wtffffff

Bro just take the L

And move on

Can’t be doing this

[short flame]

The logo thing works because I have no idea who those teams are but from the logo I know how much effort is put into developing the team

[dim ledge]

what exactly does the commies getting new owners do for the franchise

like i understand concepts of new ownership insofar as leagues without salary caps

but what does it do here? better staffing?

[dim ledge]

Jimmy G masterclass

[smoky fable]

Everything

Legitimately everything

He was that bad of an owner

[dim ledge]

Sure, but i guess my question is more, like

since were operating under salary cap and investment tends to be "standardised"

what changes

[smoky fable]

Management would be one

The front office is probably going to change. They didn’t do much

Coaching is going to change too, as much as I respect Ron

A new culture

[weak gull]

Well it for sure will mean less personnel meddling. As Snyder is notorious for heavily influencing that through the draft and FA

[smoky fable]

An owner won’t be meddling in decisions. That means decisions will be made by people who have a better knowledge of players and their traits. A better staff involving the front office, the scouting, and the coaching.

A better reputation now. More fans will buy into the team now that Snyder is gone. Stadium renovations should happen with no more sewage leakage and the field not being so horrible that it’s lead to injured players.

[weak gull]

That’s probably the most instant one.

The changes come more so 3 years from now though, as the front office will change and possibly…they get a different stadium. As fedex field is dog shit and in a dog shit spot.

A competent owner changes a lot. Sheila truly has changed how we lions fans look at our owner since she took over for the ford family

[weak gull]

They need to just get out of there sadly

[dim ledge]

now you said personal meddling in the draft/FA implying that they'd draft better/make better FA signings

[clear ocean]

https://twitter.com/bleacherreport/status/1646624984692068352?s=46&t=mNvoRmYlicFm-OfQQNP12Q

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Andrew Wiggins is cleared to play Game 1 vs. the Kings this Saturday, per @ShamsCharania and @anthonyVslater

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Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 9:22 PM

[smoky fable]

Yeah

[clear ocean]

Warriors in 4

[dim ledge]

so likely a better squad and contracts

[weak gull]

They should. Snyder is a known meddler. But we will see

[smoky fable]

Yes. Since players will actually want to go there now.

Reputations of bad teams matter as players and staff personnel won’t want to go to a terrible workplace. Already happened with the Cardinals…. They’ll decline interviews or hang up on calls……….

[weak gull]

We will also see less sexual harassment cases…as Snyder has 2 of those on his record

[smoky fable]

Trent Williams treatment is also well known from Washington

He was not happy about that

He’s a guy you should know since he’s now on the Niners

[weak gull]

Yeah. That was a hot mess

6 playoff appearances since 99 when he took over I believe as well

[smoky fable]

Yep

They were with Joe Gibbs, RG3, and a year with Kirk Cousins

That I remember

[weak gull]

Poor Rg3

[smoky fable]

Yep

Oh yeah Kyle did not like the Washington team

[weak gull]

Was just typing that

Well documented he wasn’t a Snyder fan

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/957thegame/status/1184588812527243270?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1184588812527243270|twgr^a9d01f5a793fd3f1a7927098dc982a83994ec4d2|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-38974227922442565631.ampproject.net%2F2303231800000%2Fframe.html

[dim ledge]

I remember RG3. I had an aunt my family was close with who lived in Virginia near DC and their family were big skins fans

everything else

[smoky fable]

That injury was devastating

[dim ledge]

[smoky fable]

Yeah it was that bad

[dim ledge]

how bad are their facilities??? wtf

[weak gull]

Rated worst this year I believe by players

[smoky fable]

https://nflpa.com/washington-commanders-report-card

Dead last

That Washington team also had Sean McVay and Matt Lafleur too

[dim ledge]

hey niners did pretty well

[smoky fable]

They had all that talent and were still terrible

[weak gull]

Most teams were solid in a few areas or at least 1

Except the commanders lol

[dim ledge]

C+ training room could be better but hey

[weak gull]

F- is wild

[dim ledge]

at least you have people who will get you swole

oh jeez cards are pretty miserable too (sorry monster)

[smoky fable]

Yeah they’re bad

[dim ledge]

Bengals are pretty bad too from what i see, wow

[weak gull]

Yeah. Lions were okay for the most part but have some down areas

[weak gull]

Isn’t bidwill known for being cheap?

Like most Arizona team owners😭

[dim ledge]

I feel like the Diamondbaccs and Suns are the two "happy" Arizona teams

[weak gull]

Suns now. But suns would’ve had a title probably if sarver signed joe Johnson years ago

[smoky fable]

His father is. Mike is just too hands on in being an owner

[smoky fable]

Even then, the Dbacks owner is known for being cheap too. The GM has helped build a decent team and they’re off to a good start

And thank god the Suns have a new owner and not that malcontent in Sarver

[weak gull]

Was gonna say. Arizona has dealt with cheap owners for years

Idk how sarver lasted for so long

[smoky fable]

Just glad he’s gone

[weak gull]

Should be, I firmly believe he robbed the suns and nash of a title due to his cheapness

[smoky fable]

That 2013-2018 period was awful

Worst basketball I’ve ever seen

[weak gull]

Then he gone do an interview years later saying he regret not bringing joe Johnson back😭😭

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/StoolFootball/status/1646770733563904000?t=yP7HniCSpQcJXsm_BKK3Tg&s=19

Barstool Football (@StoolFootball)

Hakimi is playing 4D chess 🤯

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Twitter · Apr 14, 2023, 7:01 AM

[thorn hornet]

Wasn't she in her late 20's when he was 19 when they started dating

Praying on him since the start

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/lakings/status/1646741460870627329?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

x - LA Kings (@LAKings)

Just gotta keep on scrolling 🥱

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▶ Play video

Twitter · Apr 14, 2023, 5:05 AM

I hope Anaheim wins the lotto even more now

[hasty basin]

[stable comet]

Manly slapping

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/avatarrant/status/1646643956862668801?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/anaheimducks/status/1646708671488102400?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[celest zephyr]

Ravens strengths and conditioning is atrocious

[celest zephyr]

Was almost a decade from stamkos to Matthews and now b2b 60 goals seasons

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/cfc_janty/status/1646825918596349954?s=46&t=V-FYbVnsgTbrgHav7jZsiw

Janty (@CFC_Janty)

Game is at the 81st minute and Instead of passing the ball to Elanga for an easy tap to make it 3-0 he passed it to Malacia

I love Weghorst 😭😭😭

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Twitter · Apr 14, 2023, 10:41 AM

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1646621977552080900?s=46&t=CCMkll4_RIdELlq5LthWXg

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Wojciech Szczęsny after being subbed off as he felt heart palpitations during the match: “We did medical check, it’s all good”. ⚪️🇵🇱

“I was worried, I was not able to breathe but now I feel good. The tests confirmed that there’s no problem”.

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Twitter · Apr 13, 2023, 9:10 PM

[thorn hornet]

This guy regressed so much

Remember him being a goal machine at Wolfsburg

Joined Burnley did nothing they went down and he didn't want to play anymore

Loaned out to Besiktas scored a lot and joins United somehow

[simple seal]

Bolts 13th seed overall oof

Will they bs their way again I wonder lol

[celest zephyr]

https://youtu.be/hYqpqbLjnT0

@honest umbra @haughty moss

2k did him dirty

[celest zephyr]

Don’t worry you are playing the perennial first round exits

[simple seal]

https://fxtwitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1646592536851501066

Filthy

[celest zephyr]

This season is pretty reasonable

Highest a non playoff team can go is 94 points

Panthers at 92

I’m totally cool with that

How to trigger sanjuan in one image

Dude complaining when the sabres at worst can be 4 points out of a playoff spot

Never seen a guy complain so much at his team gaining at least 14 points from last season

[short flame]

I’m tired

Would you be happier if you lost in 7 games instead of 4 in the first round?

[celest zephyr]

I would actually be happier if i lost in 4

If they lost in 7, then i’d quit be a leafs fan

Losing 6 straight years in a row in the last game of the first round of the postseason is just a cruel joke

[short flame]

But the result is the same

[sweet tree]

that's good

[rustic ore]

Oh wow I just now realized that the Bengals let Perine walk to Denver, what with Mixon once again back under investigation they need an RB for sure, either in the draft or FA

[smoky fable]

They did bring in Elliot for a work up

[celest zephyr]

Yeah but losing in the exact same way is utterly humiliating

It would suck but at l,east it wouldn’t be such a painful experience

Like idk man . It’s better than Groundhog Day

[short flame]

The same thing for us, it’s not as painful as previous seasons but it still sucks

[celest zephyr]

Oh i get it man, but its stilll meaningful progress

Like to go from where the sabres were in 2021 to 2022 to now is a massive leap

[short flame]

Yeah it’s progress

Not good but progress

[pure badger]

[burnt cedar]

https://twitter.com/afcstuff/status/1646781668328448000?s=46&t=jEbVwgVG2RtSuuFe-YrF4Q

afcstuff (@afcstuff)

In November 2019, Reuell Walters, then 15, received an email from EpicGames, the makers of the game Fortnite, saying he had made $20 after building a map called RJW’s BoxPVP. A week later, it was $50 & then $200. The family set up a PayPal account & by December, 250 million…

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Twitter · Apr 14, 2023, 7:45 AM

[rustic ore]

While on the surface that’s funny that’s not how divorce works, else everyone would just transfer their assets to a 3rd party in an attempt to keep them

[rustic mountain]

Meme tho buc

MEME THO

[smoky fable]

Different countries might have different laws regarding the matter.

[smoky fable]

Yes but the meme

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/penguins/status/1646894586206224385 @haughty moss

Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins)

The Penguins have relieved President of Hockey Operations Brian Burke, General Manager Ron Hextall, and Assistant General Manager, Chris Pryor of their duties, it was announced today by Fenway Sports Group.

Details: https://t.co/kqyacgr0Fr

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https://tenor.com/view/tts-exterminatus-inquisitor-headsmash-gif-20422853

[dim kettle]

They realized they were going into the 2010s Red Wings path and moved away.

Oh my goodness

[smoky fable]

That seems smart of them to do so

[dim kettle]

Indeed

https://twitter.com/urinatingtree/status/1646898666408386562?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Schlasser (@UrinatingTree)

Good riddance. Should've never hired them to begin with.

What did Brian Burke even do, anyway?

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Twitter · Apr 14, 2023, 3:30 PM

[celest zephyr]

Wow they saved themselves

Managed to fire all of their cancers

The playoff schedule for the first two games

[short flame]

Are we going to do predictions?

[celest zephyr]

Ain’t quite done yet

The central still has to be decided but yes by tomorrow the official bracket will be confirmed

Other 6 matchups are locked in

[smoky fable]

The Maple Leafs and Lightning play in the 1st round AGAIN?

Well, I'll still hope you guys win. Lightning have already had success.

[short flame]

Sorry kimmy but my pride forces me to go for tampa

[rustic ore]

I'm actually feeling like the Leafs finally get over their R1 hump this time around

[celest zephyr]

Yep again

[rustic ore]

To my eye Vasy has been sloppy most of the year, and what has usually been a solid D effort the past couple years has become inconsistent this season

[celest zephyr]

If i don’t want to be a a massive psssimist , i’m going Toronto

[smoky fable]

you say this, yet I won't be surprised if the Lightning take this in 7 like last year.

And Siren will be right there.

[celest zephyr]

Tampa is tbh definitely worse this season

It was very very close last season

[rustic ore]

Could it happen? Absolutely, anything can happen. In my eyes though I'm going Toronto

Just as long as it isn't Boston holding up the cup in the end I'll be a happy camper regardless of result from this Cup season

[smoky fable]

NHL playoffs seem to have a lot of upsets.

[smoky fable]

Avs might repeat

[celest zephyr]

All but Boston fans can agree on that one

[smoky fable]

I know a Bruins fan

[celest zephyr]

They do but hey idk the lightning jus thaven’t been playing good hockey as of late

[smoky fable]

very odd perspective

[smoky fable]

I hope they win. Tampa still has the Rays

[celest zephyr]

I’m cool with thre arrays going all the ay

Beats the yanks

[short flame]

Don’t worry the rangers are claiming the cup

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-dean-winchester-oh-you-gif-22671182

[celest zephyr]

Ngl idk if i have a favourite

Screw it mcsauce is going to hold a cup

[smoky fable]

EDMONTON WILL BE THERE

Dallas is there too huh. Knew a Stars fan

Talked about the Winter Classic

[short flame]

Please no

[clear ocean]

https://twitter.com/nflrums/status/1646918445760405511?s=46&t=mNvoRmYlicFm-OfQQNP12Q

NFL Rumors (@nflrums)

Former #Raiders TE Foster Moreau says the prognosis is good.

Great News! 🙏🙏

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Twitter · Apr 14, 2023, 4:48 PM

W

[clear ocean]

No

[celest zephyr]

https://youtu.be/-cfLALOy_gw

Angels how?

Even their minor league team chokes

[short flame]

Definitely not you

[clear ocean]

[rustic mountain]

I can't want the Rangers to win as long as the Leafs are in it. And if they don't do it then a Canadian team. And if they don't go fucking Seattle

[dim ledge]

Rangers then Dallas for me. After that Leafs, after that i cant be arsed

i GUESS edmonton so McDavid finally gets his flowers but

the Oilers are an exercise in mismanagement

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-tears-gif-25605273

[celest zephyr]

Honestly leafs or bust i really don’t care man

The rangers would cool but besides that as long as teams don’t blatantly cheat it don’t mattter to me

[haughty moss]

I won

[rustic ore]

Blood for the blood god

[robust grotto]

This is the way.

[robust grotto]

NYR - EDM alliance

[dim ledge]

thank you edmonton

[short flame]

Rangers beating oilers in the final would be cool

Why does the west not have all the teams completed. I don’t see how that predators game changes anything

[robust grotto]

Fr, that would a be awesome

[short flame]

Don’t we already know who the jets are the last team in the west?

[celest zephyr]

Colorado can be first in the central if they win tonight

All teams are completed

The seeding isn’t

SMH lunik not a true hockey fan

[short flame]

Ah true the avalanche

I’m going jets rangers final

[celest zephyr]

Oilers canes

[short flame]

Please no

[calm mulch]

Finally i got to see TAA on midfield

he looks much more comfortable there

and i bet klopp is going to be stubborn and move him back to RB

just so the team can continue being shit when it matters

and when it doesn't matter (middle of the pack for a club of the size of liverpool it's unacceptable)

[celest zephyr]

Debrincat come here

Come to Toronto

We can help you actually make the playoffs

[hasty basin]

Come on OKC I won't be there to watch the game cos it's 5:30 for me but I'll be with you in my sleep

[rustic ore]

https://mobile.twitter.com/BoBrack/status/1646671823432744960

Bo Brack (@BoBrack)

Budda Baker's Twitter bio then vs now.

AZ is now missing.

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Twitter · Apr 14, 2023, 12:28 AM

Why is he mad though, that I don't get

Yes AZ isn't likely gonna be good this season, but he's still one of the highest paid players at his position

[smoky fable]

He wanted a contract extension or more guaranteed money for the next two years. Cardinals said no. He also maybe pushing to leave from a rebuilding team

[smoky fable]

This is why he’s mad

[rustic ore]

Ah

Fair enough

If he does force his way out he should get some decent capital back to AZ though

[smoky fable]

Hopefully

[smoky fable]

His strengths are closer to the line of scrimmage than in coverage though

[celest zephyr]

What do you think he’s worth for a contract extension?

[rustic ore]

Gosh I still remember when DK ran him down stopping a pick 6 when Budda had a 10+ yard start on him

[celest zephyr]

Did Henry run over a cardinals player before?

I know he trucked some guy from I think the bills

Yeah budda was so shocked that dk was able to catch him

[rustic ore]

For me it seems the Safety is extremely dead atm, with the exception of ATL seemingly severely overpaying for Jessie Bates not a single big name Safety on the market got near even 10 or more mil a year

I would guess maybe 5-6 a year if he was allowed to hit the market rn

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/capitals/status/1646985335295942659?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Washington Capitals (@Capitals)

NEWS | The Washington Capitals and head coach Peter Laviolette have agreed to mutually part ways.

https://t.co/gb9IHQu1Ol

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Twitter · Apr 14, 2023, 9:14 PM

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1646992976592216070

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Klopp confirms Liverpool midfield plan: “There’s maybe 12 midfielders we are interested in on the market… so that’s good”. 🔴 #LFC

“We will sign some, I hope” — quotes via @BeanymanSports.

Twitter · Apr 14, 2023, 9:44 PM

"We will sign some, I hope"

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I can’t see him trying to hit the market at that price unless he really wants to leave the cardinals

[rustic mountain]

Flames Chardonay and Blue Jays wine. Odd.

[celest zephyr]

Don’t know how they got 20 out of not having a contract for 82 games

Can’t see him staying in the league given he ain’t even that good and he already had chargers against him

[clear ocean]

Cubs Vs Dodgers should be fun

[serene fractal]

THUNDER IN FO!!!

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-miami-heat-eating-surprised-confused-gif-15427375

[rustic mountain]

SPRINGER SOLO HOMERUN OFF THE GREAT FUCKING RASMUSSEN

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1647009399343312896?t=yAHsmCgvqziUw3lWOBJLGQ&s=19

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Cardinals’ Pro-Bowl safety Budda Baker now has requested that Arizona trade him, per source.

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Twitter · Apr 14, 2023, 10:50 PM

Welp

@smoky fable

Sorry my dude

[rustic mountain]

AZ joins TB with stars wanting out

[rustic ore]

I mean I wouldn’t exactly call Devin White a star, I’m sure Devin would but I wouldn’t

[rustic mountain]

I mean he is a known name

That's

Uhm

Something

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/panda-stressed-angry-rage-pissed-gif-12264549

[rustic mountain]

Base hit for Varsho, runners on 1st and 3rd with one out

[smoky fable]

https://tenor.com/view/depressed-bored-boredom-swing-head-gif-17224602

[rustic mountain]

Hopefully it's chappie up

It is hell yeah

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1647017292457205760?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Cardinals current reality:

Kyler Murray: Recovering from ACL
Budda Baker: Requests trade
DeAndre Hopkins: Likely gone
JJ Watt: Retired
Zach Allen: Left in FA
Byron Murphy: Left in FA
Zach Ertz: Recovering from ACL

Plus, their owner was recently accused of cheating,…

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Twitter · Apr 14, 2023, 11:21 PM

[rustic mountain]

Varsho steals 2nd, double play ball out of contention then Chapple walks to load the bases

I like the Rasmussen guy so far TB

Belt dammit. Oh well, we can hit Rasmussen. Not untouchable

[rustic ore]

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/36188127/mavericks-hit-750k-fine-resting-players-key-game

https://tenor.com/view/money-crying-woody-harrelson-wiping-tears-with-money-gif-6945518

Cuban rn

[versed forge]

Bulls are getting cooked rn