sports

[celest zephyr]

At least adidas can actually design half decent jerseys

What is fanatics going to steal if they are the only ones making it

It’d be hilarious if they lost their contract because they got sued for stealing someone else’s design

Fanatics could legal;l’y steal and undercut adidas given their previous contract

But well ain’t no body making merch they can steal from legally anymore

[robust grotto]

Adidas wanted out so can’t blame them. I’m happy no Nike bc let’s be real….. Nike could care less about hockey and they would’ve made some dog shit. The Olympics jerseys are usually trash

A lot of people complaining about the hats @dim kettle - I never knew that was a thing. Smh

[short flame]

Oh yeah because fanatics care so much

Anyone could have been better than this

[celest zephyr]

Their t shirts are atrocious

If you somehow get a shirt with functional sleeves the design falls off like paper

And by some miracle if that doesn’t happen it shrinks really fast

Lucky to use one for more than a few months

Absolutely gnbarage company

Luckily my beanie hasn’t fallen apart yet

So hopefully that lasts until next year

Be3rst part is their shirts cost the same amount as buying an actually decent shirt

[deft otter]

https://twitter.com/spinninbackfist/status/1637872179466346498?s=46&t=nLN0NvIGF9KwCpT3E7TBAg

Spinnin Backfist (@SpinninBackfist)

"(Colby Covington is) getting rewarded for not taking fights. When it was me, I got removed from the rankings. So this Dana White privilege is definitely real."

• Leon Edwards on The MMA Hour

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Twitter · Mar 20, 2023, 5:42 PM

[burnt cedar]

Facts

Colby got 1 win against a top 10 fighter in the last 4 years lol

[deft otter]

Literally but ofc dana always has favourites

Colby is so cringe

[burnt cedar]

I’m surprised Dana doesn’t hate him after he recorded him gambling

Must have dirt on him

[rustic mountain]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1638183436987908097

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Tom Brady, James White, Julian Edelman, Rob Gronkowski, Devin McCourty and Donta Hightower have now all retired.

Some of the greatest #Patriots.

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Twitter · Mar 21, 2023, 2:19 PM

Truly the end of an era for New England football

See ya lars

Lafs

Omfg

Lads

[celest zephyr]

Weirdest team in the nhl

Genuinely i have no idea if they are good or not

The west is that for most teams

Only teams i think are for sure good are avs and knights

Rest are who the hell knows

Wild look good but trusting a Minnesota team in the playoffs is a bad idea

As long as the blues start binnington they ain’t winning a damn thing

Oilers are cursed to waste elite talent

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/heartattack-homero-simpson-gif-19545383

[robust grotto]

Just a crazy year for them

Winnipeg fell off a cliff the minute I gave them props

[celest zephyr]

Wait so if you give props to the bruins will they fall off of a cliff

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/MoveTheSticks/status/1638179397789454336

Daniel Jeremiah (@MoveTheSticks)

Mock Draft 3.0

https://t.co/aCGd6gkb7i

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Twitter · Mar 21, 2023, 2:02 PM

Fuck you Jeremiah

This is why your ass got fired as a pro scout

[celest zephyr]

If someone gets fired as a pro scout their word means nothing

Clearly they aren’t good at their job

[weak gull]

That mock draft was painful

[celest zephyr]

Anyone who takes Richardson that high is making a mistake

Raw qb top 5????

Dude could barely covert over 50% of his passes in college

Like I’m sorry but if a guy can’t convert close to 60% in college get out of here

[weak gull]

That’s not even my biggest issue tbh.

I wouldn’t take Richardson that high, but some GM would be more than willing to take him high in my mind. I have problems after that pick

[celest zephyr]

Fair enough

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-what-fuck-all-gif-14308322

[celest zephyr]

Tbh i don’t know what there is to like other than his athleticism

[rustic mountain]

Why tf would we spend our most premium pick

On a running back who splits time with fucking Mondre

[celest zephyr]

Did he even run a system that resembles a nfl sytem in college????

[rustic mountain]

Holy fucking shit Daniel Jermiah is a moron

[celest zephyr]

Hahhaahahaahahah

Man belicheck would get flamed for that one

I’

d fire him on the spot for taking a rb in ther first round

[rustic mountain]

Bill has never taken a running back higher than like 25

That. Is. Lunacy

[weak gull]

Yes. Sales offense most definitely translates to the nfl.

That’s the one thing I wouldn’t be skeptical of. I Just question if Richardson is an nfl caliber qb really

Sale was only there for one year though, so he didn’t get as much of that experience as possible

[rustic mountain]

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/posts/thank-you-new-england-patriots-donta-hightower-nfl-football-retirement

Man I love Dont'a Hightower

Will miss that guy

[smoky fable]

I’ll take Anderson

[celest zephyr]

Yeah same tbh

Idk I just don’t see it

[celest zephyr]

That’s because the angels suck as an organization

And aren’t serious

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1638180009067290624

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

As the status of #AZCardinals star WR DeAndre Hopkins comes into focus, talks are ramping up among the interested teams, sources say. Similar to Brandin Cooks, a trade would likely mean an altered contract.

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Twitter · Mar 21, 2023, 2:05 PM

@rustic ore

Well Hopkins is probably gone soon

If it’s a 3rd, I’ll take it.

4th is a loss

[celest zephyr]

https://youtu.be/IBP5NUDP28A

Next skip bayless segment

[rustic ore]

I don’t want Levis though

He puts MAYONNAISE in his COFFEE

Man belongs in a psych ward

[smoky fable]

……

Yeah that guy is nuts

[smoky fable]

He’d be a decent qb if you can develop him

Just have some doubts

[rustic ore]

He just looks so mid to me

[celest zephyr]

After actually beingin something that could be called that I take offense

Even peole in a hospital don’t put mayo into their coffee

https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2023/03/05/kentucky-qb-will-levis-mayo-coffee-origin

Yeah figured

It was just a joke lmao

Can’t think that anyone would consider that otherwise

[honest umbra]

nothing wrong with that imo

it enhances the taste

[versed forge]

That sounds nasty

[versed forge]

He’s a chief

[celest zephyr]

He WHAT

[rustic ore]

Apparently a false alarm, he only did it the one time to stir shit on social media

[celest zephyr]

Wow

I don’t know if I’d want my team to draft him

[smoky fable]

2nd round pick or no deal

Better cough em up

[hasty basin]

1 more day without football

[celest zephyr]

Nah you wrong for that

Wild take

Just put cream or vanilla instead

[hasty basin]

If Mayo in Coffee is good then anything in anything is good

[celest zephyr]

God bless my jersey actually looking fine

Somehow have been bailed out by fanatics clownery

Their customer service though woof

Atrocious

And their tracking sucks ass

[celest zephyr]

Hellebuyuck after seeing the jets lose in the first round

Fanatics needs better quality checks

Unacceptable that when its their own branded stuff they sell shit like this

[celest zephyr]

Man I’d die laughing if there was a misprint on a game jersey

[rustic mountain]

The worst shit on this planet is fanatics customer service

[celest zephyr]

Paanarin

[rustic mountain]

I had to call 6. Different. Times. When they lost my Springer jersey in the mail

[celest zephyr]

It’s atrocious

[rustic mountain]

I finally got it but j e s u s

It was ridiculous

[celest zephyr]

I called them and they said it got lost at the border

And gave me a refund and a discount

Why would I use a discount on your shitty ass store

Yeah I ordered some f1 merch before and they didn’t even say they lost it or anything

[rustic mountain]

Yeah and the worst part is most of the major sports stores now use fanatics as like a middle man

[celest zephyr]

Fanatics blows

[rustic mountain]

Everything is a "fanatics" experience

[celest zephyr]

Wish it’d die

[rustic mountain]

I am kinda good with my current set up of sports merch

[celest zephyr]

The nba using sporting news for their Canadian website is lame

Legit an inferior product to before

[rustic mountain]

So I have no inclination to buy more

That is hella lame

[celest zephyr]

And advertises someshitty company

[rustic mountain]

Omg

[celest zephyr]

https://www.sportingnews.com/ca/nba

This is the nba.ca redirect

[rustic mountain]

Could be worse, could have CBC doing it

[celest zephyr]

Still lame as heck

[rustic mountain]

Very fuckin tru

[celest zephyr]

Didn’t even get a say just guess what we are changing it

[rustic mountain]

The hard part of it is just how Canada handles broadcast and telecommunications

[celest zephyr]

Oh I hate Canadian broadcasts

[rustic mountain]

Since it's seen as a cultural thing, no real American entites can do much

[celest zephyr]

Canadian telecoms company’s blow

[rustic mountain]

So Canada gets Canadian broadcasts and companies

Rogers 5 lyfe

I guess

[celest zephyr]

Legit just ping pong between rogers and bell for deals lol

[rustic mountain]

Is Bell's service any good?

I only know of Sask Tel tbh

[celest zephyr]

Dogshit here

Sucks at my house

Idk tbh depends on your area

If you can get fibre prob aight for internet

[rustic mountain]

Sask Tel does decent when I am in Sask but I wanna see how it works for my gf in Alberta

[celest zephyr]

If you can’t it’s slow as heck

And sucks

[rustic mountain]

Hm

Will have to see

I am probably gonna go sask tel when I move

But I am debating on Bell or Rogers

[celest zephyr]

If you can possibly avoid bell and rogers please do

Move? You moving there permanently?

[rustic mountain]

Yeah I am gonna live in Canada

I'll be just like you, only further west and surrounded by Oilers fans

[celest zephyr]

Someone moving to Canada wow

Usually only only people move here

Usually the other way around with young peole moving to the us

[rustic mountain]

Tbf if my gf lived in like Sweeden or something

That's where Id be going

But I do really like Canada

It feels like home now as much as I go

[celest zephyr]

Sweden sounds dope

But yeah another patriotic Canadian I guess

[rustic mountain]

Sweeden would be pretty sweede

[celest zephyr]

The hell is that cat supposed to be?

[rustic mountain]

Majima Cat

It's Majima

But as a meme cat

[short flame]

[celest zephyr]

Huh lol

[short flame]

I also came to Canada but 15 years ago

[celest zephyr]

My brother moved to Canada when he was 2

[robust grotto]

Based.

[rustic mountain]

[celest zephyr]

Leafs better beat the isles

For rangers fans and also to get sepearatin from Tampa

Canes rangers going to be good

Lmao nhl putting flames ducks and knights Canucks at the end

Nobody going to watch that crap

[short flame]

Don’t forget our game against the predators

[celest zephyr]

Worst name in all of hockey

[short flame]

We may be out of the race, we’re still in the league

[celest zephyr]

I cant discuss every game lol

There’s over 10 of them

[robust grotto]

Predators lmfao

[celest zephyr]

I don’t like the isles and panthers so go Sabres I guess

[short flame]

At least do the important ones

[robust grotto]

Rangers are so against predators that we won 7-0

[celest zephyr]

Yeah the leafs winning is important to me

[short flame]

You metioned 4 games

And not us

[celest zephyr]

Because I’m playing a game also

[short flame]

Hide and seek?

[robust grotto]

My coworker just showed me a video of an 85 year old woman in Florida walking her dog by the water…. Only to get killed by a croc ….

My day is ruined

And I had to pass that info to the boys

You’re all welcome

[short flame]

Don’t tell me that

[robust grotto]

Bro it was so sad. I mean it was a news video so they cut off the actual dying part but …

Those two had no chance bro

[celest zephyr]

No a video game lmao

Dang that’s sad

Florida scary

[robust grotto]

Horrifying! Should’ve never been that close to the water

You see the gator slowly swim over and the little ripples in the water .. then he just comes out and WHAM. Dog was tiny… they were fucked

[short flame]

Did both die?

[robust grotto]

600 pound gator

Yes

Both died

[short flame]

Oh god

Don’t go near water in Florida

Unless it’s the beach

[robust grotto]

We have plenty Florida experts

[dim kettle]

You know, I’ve actually never seen a random alligator running around lol

[short flame]

I went to Florida 3 times

I’ve seen 1

I was in the car, just passed through

[robust grotto]

I meant to say gator not croc smh

[short flame]

Ngl I couldn’t differentiate them

[robust grotto]

Ah, crocs aren’t in americas iirc

[short flame]

I know one is a warlord and the other is an animal

[robust grotto]

And their jaws / noses are different different

Yeah crocodiles are in like Egypt and India while alligators are in Florida

[celest zephyr]

Also these scary things in central and south America

[short flame]

This isn’t real

[robust grotto]

Gators yeah?

[celest zephyr]

These things

[short flame]

Oh caimans

[celest zephyr]

Kinda related to crocs

Yep

What is cow piece anyways

[short flame]

Can’t wait to see them in a croco flashback

I can’t talk about it here

A one piece theory regarding the whole manga

[robust grotto]

Is it real though

[short flame]

Of course milk is real

[celest zephyr]

Wait so Oda is a cow dang

[robust grotto]

No one noticed the Japanese pitcher last night was named Sasaki lol

[short flame]

[celest zephyr]

One piece fan

[short flame]

Imagine changing your name for a random character

At least chose someone cool

[robust grotto]

Lmfao probably a common ass last name there

[short flame]

Nope he’s a fanboy

His real name is Joe

[smoky fable]

Gharials are cool

[smoky fable]

I knew of him. He’s going to be a hot commodity if he joins in 5 years I think

[celest zephyr]

I’d shit myself if I saw one in person

[smoky fable]

Crocs are the most dangerous animals I’d argue in the water

[celest zephyr]

Those and hippos

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1638292732304130051?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[celest zephyr]

Ffs

I’d have quit if he was their qb

[smoky fable]

That would have been amusing. But he’s done

[celest zephyr]

He’s cooked

[robust grotto]

They showed his stats last night, wild. Threw a perfect game at 21

Hippos yeah. I think Blackbeard’s animal persona is a hippo

[smoky fable]

Surprised Juba knew so much about the NPB. Or maybe he followed along with social media and got info from there.

[robust grotto]

Juba is the man hahahah wouldn’t surprise me if he knew off hand

[smoky fable]

I was like how does he know Munetaka.

[robust grotto]

Dude monster, you’re about my age

Do you remember that one animal planet show where they would pin 2 animals in a hypothetical fight and run it through computer simulations hahahahaha

[smoky fable]

I did. Watched it on YouTube as a kid at times too

Liked River monsters from Animal Planet a lot as well

[robust grotto]

One was definitely shark vs crocodile but I can’t tell you who won

That, the most X-treme, Steve Irwin ofc

[dim kettle]

Lost me at Animal Planet. Rarely watched the channel as a kid

[robust grotto]

I feel that

[proud coyote]

I've followed the NPB for a while now

am a giants fan because am a giants fan

[honest umbra]

u support both giants?

[proud coyote]

ya bro

it's wild

[smoky fable]

That’s crazy

[smoky fable]

Never knew. Also, I have to say it again, but I don’t know how you keep up with everything.

That’s a lot to follow

https://mobile.twitter.com/MarinoMLB/status/1638289362751307777

Michael Marino (@MarinoMLB)

Benjamin Allbright (@AllbrightNFL) on DeAndre Hopkins suitors:

“Teams I’m told are interested with the possible capital to pull off a trade for Hopkins include (but aren’t limited to) the New England Patriots, New York Giants, Tennessee Titans and Atlanta Falcons.”

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Twitter · Mar 21, 2023, 9:19 PM

@hasty mesa

It’s a second if the Cardinals take on the money

[proud coyote]

I don't often watch the physical NPB games since it's pretty hard but I just peruse box scores

and watch interviews

since ive been learning jpn for a while and it helps with that

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/wbcbaseball/status/1638307651636416512?s=46&t=gadzaH-4G-OUscV9bltfOQ

[robust grotto]

May I interest you in a third giants

[smoky fable]

Always improves fluency when it’s a subject you’re invested in

Congrats on your Lakers beating the Suns tomorrow. @honest umbra

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/capitals/status/1638312120809816065?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

https://twitter.com/nhl/status/1638307446639738891?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

NHL (@NHL)

LOCKED UP 🔒

The @Avalanche have inked head coach Jared Bednar to a three-year extension!

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547

Twitter · Mar 21, 2023, 10:31 PM

[celest zephyr]

Juba is a god amongst men

A sports encyclopedia

[narrow zodiac]

I feel like we are about to witness a legendary game

[celest zephyr]

What game?

[narrow zodiac]

Japan vs usa

[smoky fable]

The WBC Final

[narrow zodiac]

Baseball classic

[smoky fable]

Yep

[celest zephyr]

Oh got to see when that is

[smoky fable]

I hope Merrill Kelly doesn’t lose control of the game

[narrow zodiac]

It’s about to start

[celest zephyr]

Going to watch after i eat dinner ten

[narrow zodiac]

Trout vs shohei

Finally an angel is gonna win something today

[celest zephyr]

Oh still needs half an hour aight going to put it on

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-usa-homer-simpson-usa-gif-19433846

WOOOOOOOO

[narrow zodiac]

Oh damn. I thought darvish was pitching

[celest zephyr]

Let’s goooo

USA vs Japan

[simple seal]

Hiroshima Carp >>>

[celest zephyr]

Hahahah roasting the angels for sucking

And blowing two generational talents

Can’t even make the playoffs

[hasty mesa]

I highly doubt we get him

But if we do…..

[short flame]

pathetic

[celest zephyr]

@rustic mountain

Man imagine if the patriots actually get a legit wr

Instead of the scrubs they’ve had as of late

Hahahah they have dubble bubble on the sideline

Even pros eat it

[robust grotto]

MOTTER OTTER !!! @dim ledge

JUUUUICE !!! 🧃

[dim ledge]

APPLE SAUCE BOY

[robust grotto]

Please sign him

Keep him

[celest zephyr]

Go Habs

[short flame]

commentator saying there's glass on the ice and there I was trying to understand where the glass was since the walls looked fine

then I realized the predator player on the floor was called glass

[celest zephyr]

Rough so far for the Sabres

Tough

Brutal end to the season rn

[short flame]

yeah

but it's to be expected

they've been playing bad

if the predators weren't so slow we could be 4-0 down right now

[celest zephyr]

Yep got to learn for next season

And hopefully they can make a run

I’d love to see the bruins and Habs not make it

[short flame]

it will depend if they get bedard

but habs players have no mentality

and the team is complacent

[celest zephyr]

I Hope they don’t

Please go elsewhere

I can’t stand him succeeding or them blowing his talent

[short flame]

hopefully to the west

[celest zephyr]

Home runnn

USA

1-0

TREA TURNER IS THE GREATEST EVER

[short flame]

is mexico good in baseball?

[celest zephyr]

Yeah

Made the semi finals

Almost beat Japan

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto

[celest zephyr]

Habs hockey this season

[short flame]

[short flame]

only good thing the habs have

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/phillies/status/1638327417491148800?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies)

Us when Trea hits a home run every three seconds

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Twitter · Mar 21, 2023, 11:51 PM

[narrow zodiac]

Murakami still hot from last game

1-1

[celest zephyr]

Kelly is a terrorist

De la rosa

[proud coyote]

murakami sama time

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/buffalo-sabres-goal-dylan-cozens-sabres-goal-lets-go-buffalo-gif-23966241

[celest zephyr]

Who do you root for if the giants and 49ers play each other ?

[short flame]

back in the game

giants

because the others is a shit name

[celest zephyr]

I’m asking juba

[short flame]

and giants are cool

[proud coyote]

the new york giants? lmao

idgaf about them

[short flame]

hey I can answer too

[proud coyote]

they're the worst giant franchise

[celest zephyr]

Huh aight

Then what other giants team are you a fan of

[proud coyote]

yomiuri giants

[celest zephyr]

Ah got it

[proud coyote]

the NPB team

[celest zephyr]

So a Japanese baseball team

[proud coyote]

yep

[celest zephyr]

Man sports teams using the same name is confusing

Dang you pay attention to everything lol

[short flame]

like the new york jets and winnipeg jets who stole our name

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/lookrizzle2-lookrizzle-miami-dolphins-jets-nyjets-gif-26286093

[short flame]

[celest zephyr]

Better than the New York jets

[short flame]

better than all the jets out there

[celest zephyr]

2-1

https://youtu.be/rU1zzyB8-xY

@rustic mountain

[robust grotto]

Goat

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-yawn-yawning-time-to-sleep-bed-time-gif-15953280

[celest zephyr]

Gritty better

[robust grotto]

False

[celest zephyr]

Correct

[dim ledge]

Not even close

[celest zephyr]

Carlton best though

[dim ledge]

Youppi clears

[robust grotto]

Youppi would smoke Gritty

[celest zephyr]

By default of being on the Habs can’t be first

[short flame]

gritty is better

[celest zephyr]

Cursed

[short flame]

gritty>youpi>everyone else> the ugly thing from the kraken

[celest zephyr]

Respectable

I have Carlton stuffed animal so can’t go against him

But yeah objectively gritty best

Kraken worst mascot

Though that bruins mascot is bad

[short flame]

carlton is nice

[celest zephyr]

This is legit creepy

Yeah he is

Big fan

[short flame]

but he's just a polar bear, there's nothing really stand out about him

[celest zephyr]

Even better in stuffed form

[short flame]

oh must be nice in stuffed form

wouldn't want a stuffed gritty

I don't want to be eaten while sleeping

[short flame]

oh

cute bear

[celest zephyr]

Best bear

[short flame]

we're 5-1 down

it's so bad

[robust grotto]

Carlton is dope

Youppinaldo tho

@dim ledge

[short flame]

I wish we had a cooler mascot

[dim ledge]

we have no mascot

except for New York Hot Dog and Coffee

[robust grotto]

And a pigeon

[short flame]

why don't we have a sword as a mascot

or a buffalo

[robust grotto]

Cause it makes too much sense to have a Buffalo

[short flame]

yeah but we have nothing to do with a sabertooth

[robust grotto]

Well

[short flame]

it's just a bad pun

[robust grotto]

Sabre

[short flame]

if you can do that then might as well a block of ice with eyes for the icelanders

we're losing 6-1 and we just sent ukko pekka on the ice

let's goooo

losing 16-1

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/bnightengale/status/1638295080657121283?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale)

It’s official: The WBC is returning in 2026

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Twitter · Mar 21, 2023, 9:42 PM

YES!

The more they hold these… the more the lore grows.. the more it means. Good stuff.

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/tage-thompson-tage-denski-denski-edits-buffalo-sabres-gif-25534184

we may be dead but a goal for the honour

[celest zephyr]

@robust grotto

[dim ledge]

That's just the grandma from Tweety and Sylvester

[robust grotto]

Yeah for real

Everybody knows the real rangers mascot is Larry David

[celest zephyr]

Just have king Henrik wear a rangers jersey

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-david-curb-your-enthusiasm-panicking-realization-glancing-gif-20427872

[short flame]

I found the rangers mascot

he's on a trip in scotland

[honest umbra]

2-1 Japan rn

[honest umbra]

Nothing is a guaranteed win these days

[celest zephyr]

These Team USA pitchers need to be sent to the lowest levels of Impel Down

[wanton pumice]

Man another hr

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/shohei-ohtani-shohei-ohtani-baseball-mvp-gif-25075154

Japan looking good

[celest zephyr]

Good enough.

[celest zephyr]

Lmao maybe

At this point give him a tryout

[celest zephyr]

Level 6 just for them

Man Japan defense on fire

[celest zephyr]

Doflamingo has nothing on these guys

Challenges huh

Good thing they can challenge well

Mookie hustle 🫡

Trout up

[smoky fable]

The US pitching is not it

[robust grotto]

Trout please

Think of all the Americans

[wanton pumice]

Nasty fork

[celest zephyr]

Strikes out

Mexico Japan really the best game

[robust grotto]

well we’ll always have basketball

https://tenor.com/view/crying-crying-meme-gif-26327776

[celest zephyr]

And hockey

[celest zephyr]

The French almost beat ‘em

[robust grotto]

Hockey?! USA ?!

Fuck… we can’t even have basketball now ?!

Bro this is BULLSHIT please don’t do this to me

[celest zephyr]

USA hockey is good lol

[robust grotto]

We’ll always have American football

Beat that, world

[celest zephyr]

They play another sport called football way better

[robust grotto]

Feel like pure shit, just want america to be the best at every sport again xoxo

[celest zephyr]

Canadians have American football anyways

[wanton pumice]

Nasty

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-eagle-gif-26417798

[robust grotto]

Holy fuck

Yeah this guy is nasty

GG

Japan winning for sure

[celest zephyr]

This guy is on fire

[rustic mountain]

Fuck Cam

[celest zephyr]

Dang 2 outs 2 bases

I agrée

He sucks

[robust grotto]

I don’t like Cam either

Idk about sucks though

[celest zephyr]

Starting to slip up

I mean I don’t t like his attitude

Dude is falling apart

Maybe USA has something

[robust grotto]

USA has the talent here to always do something but they can’t allow more runs at this point

[celest zephyr]

Chokedddddd

Woowwww

Blew it

[celest zephyr]

Sounds like their teams

Like the world juniors

[wanton pumice]

Kondoh lol

[robust grotto]

THE CHILDREN !!!!

@dim ledge

[dim ledge]

Good

11 game streak broken

Oh

[robust grotto]

Oh

[hasty mesa]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1638295481011896320?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Commanders’ defensive back Bobby McCain is staying in the division and signing a one-year deal with the NY Giants, per source.

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Twitter · Mar 21, 2023, 9:44 PM

I guess lol

Idk how good this guy is

[rustic mountain]

He was meh. Not the best db on that team but he is okay

Source: my brother is a fan of the Commies

[smoky fable]

Learn something new everyday

Also, knowing some Commanders fans, they’re going to throw a parade once Snyder is gone

[rustic mountain]

I think my brother has a bottle of wine specifically picked out for that day

[smoky fable]

Will be nice

[dim ledge]

What sort of wine

I'm curious

[rustic mountain]

No clue I'll have to ask

[smoky fable]

I liked you a lot Goldy, but you kinda sunk the US here

Trout too

[celest zephyr]

Ohtaniiii

[short flame]

not even in the run anymore

[celest zephyr]

What the fuck

Are you serious????

[versed forge]

Oof

[short flame]

at least the sabres scored 3

[hasty mesa]

Their Super Bowl is Snyder leaving

A lot of them have said it

They’ll be content for a while

[smoky fable]

I’m well aware

[smoky fable]

Might be the sole guy to not have a million tabs open

Seen too many

[narrow zodiac]

Scwarrebbbbeeerrr

[smoky fable]

Schwarber

And it’s off Yu Darvish

Familiarity burns them

[narrow zodiac]

Now turner is up

This isn’t good

Turner base hit

Still 1 out

Realmuto pops out
2 outs

[smoky fable]

Trout vs Ohtani in the 9th

https://mobile.twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/1638364533830963201

Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan)

Shohei Ohtani is warming in the Team Japan bullpen.

Mike Trout is due up third in the top of the ninth.

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Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 2:18 AM

[celest zephyr]

Hahaha yeah

Only thing worth watching

[celest zephyr]

Yeah gg

This is brutal

At least this team is making me lose hope before the playoffs

So i have no optimism when it comes to April

Dang Schwarber with a rocket

32 9th inning

Dang this going to be good

3-2

It’s time.

[hasty mesa]

I just tuned in

This is intense

Top of 9th USA?

[wanton pumice]

Yes

[smoky fable]

Double play

Well it’s Ohtani vs Trout now

[narrow zodiac]

Trout and ohtani for a potential last out

What a script

[smoky fable]

Yeah Japan won

[dim ledge]

Ohtani throwing smoke

GG

ICHIZUUUUUU

SAMURAIIIIIIII

[hasty mesa]

Japan wins

[narrow zodiac]

GGGGG

[hasty mesa]

Rip to the double play

[narrow zodiac]

Japan champs of the world

[smoky fable]

US pitchers that were better ought to hang their heads in shame. Hopefully this motivates them to join 2026

Smh

But well deserved to Japan

[celest zephyr]

GG Japan. Congratulations

[narrow zodiac]

An angel won a championship!!!!!!!!

RAAAAHHH

[celest zephyr]

Deserved it… amazing team

[smoky fable]

MLB teams taking a higher notice on these players

Going to break the bank on these guys

[dim kettle]

Now both guys get to fight for 4th place in their division

[smoky fable]

At least Ohtani has this over Trout

For three years

https://vxtwitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1638371531653881856

https://vxtwitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1638372359059939330

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/WBCBaseball/status/1638370828461940738

World Baseball Classic (@WBCBaseball)

Undefeated Team Japan secures its 3rd #WorldBaseballClassic title!

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Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 2:43 AM

W

[smoky fable]

I just want to know how the hell the Angels have done nothing with these talents

[versed forge]

Ohtani is a beast

[smoky fable]

That is impressive how they’ve wasted these talents

[narrow zodiac]

Ohtani and Trout next week

[smoky fable]

At least both won something with Mbappe and Messi. Ohtani’s the only guy that’s won something with this now. Trout’s got nothing.

[dim kettle]

Because the team still thinks they’re a LA team when they’re clearly still an Anaheim one

[narrow zodiac]

Trout has yet to even play in the playoffs right?

[dim kettle]

Once

[narrow zodiac]

Sheeesh

[smoky fable]

Moreno is a criminal for this

Robbing talents

[dim kettle]

A part of me doesn’t feel bad for Trout though. He knew what he was signing up for when he resigned for that 400 million dollar contract

[celest zephyr]

Ohtani about to walk

Only got one more year left

Can’t imagine he wants more of this crappy team

Who can’t win

Congrats Dillon brooks you got 18 techs this year

Enjoy your second ejection

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/AriJordan_/status/1638372415049695232

ari (@AriJordan_)

Once again, Mike Trout’s quest for victory has been squashed by his Angels teammates.

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Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 2:49 AM

[celest zephyr]

Hahaahahahaaha

Except it was by the only other guy who’s carrying that pathetic team

[dim kettle]

Oh, Ohtani, I heard the Southside of Chicago is in need of an elite hitter/pitcher.

[smoky fable]

With Cheap Reinsdorf?

[dim kettle]

Shh. Shut up

lol

[dim ledge]

Ohtani pls come to SF

[rustic mountain]

It wouldn't happen ever but Ohtani in Canada

[short flame]

revive the expos for him

[smoky fable]

Paul George is hurt

That looked bad

[honest umbra]

What happened?

[smoky fable]

Knee collided with a thunder player on a rebound.

[honest umbra]

ouch

hope he’s ok

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/ohnohedidnt24/status/1638399417102266370

[versed forge]

Dang i hope hes alright

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1638400095178883072

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

PG was helped off the floor after an apparent leg injury 🙏

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Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 4:39 AM

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-grimace-gross-no-gif-8084888

Leg ain't supposed to bend like that

Hope for his sake it's just a hyper extension

[honest umbra]

just reminds me of how he got his previous injury

[serene fractal]

Im bout to throw up

Mann ejected

Kawhi tech

Pg hurt

Shit refs

[zinc fern]

teams xavi has won the most against

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/NotoriousOHM/status/1638416114266050560

Ohm Youngmisuk (@NotoriousOHM)

Paul George just left the arena on the back of a cart with his right leg extended. He nodded on his way out. Clippers not expecting to have an update on George tonight.

Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 5:43 AM

[celest zephyr]

Just retire man please

Two gruesome leg injuries

[celest zephyr]

12 games before the playoffs and they still can’t execute hahahah fade me

Terrible defense also

Samsonov probably shouldn’t hav splayed with his personal issues ngl

Can’t be fun to play. A game then practise tomorrow then leave

[hasty basin]

Ozil retired

[short flame]

[celest zephyr]

I do not get this at all

[short flame]

I’m still sad at how things ended

[celest zephyr]

If a guy has more important things then why the hell is he playing keefe

[short flame]

I haven’t been invested in Arsenal 100% since the way ozil’s time at the club ended

[short flame]

My guy he’s having a child, who wouldn’t say it’s more important. At least he showed up to the game

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/kinger999/status/1638374358703022081?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Brian King (@Kinger999)

Meanwhile, Connor McDavid hasn't worn a team canada jersey since he was 17 and will likely never play with Sidney Crosby.

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Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 2:57 AM

My millionth time begging hockey to host consistent world cups

[short flame]

Wtf why isn’t he playing?

[celest zephyr]

That’s my point

He shouldn’t have played point blank

I’d rather have lost by 20 goals than have a man potentially miss seeing his kid being born playing goalie for this team

[short flame]

Who else was there?

[celest zephyr]

Even if he wanted to the coaching staff should have told him to take a day off

Idk there is Matt Murray

And they just put woll into the marlins

[short flame]

I see

[celest zephyr]

Only to be calling him up afterwards for the road trip

So like they saved one game of cap lol

[short flame]

Ok yeah I agree

[simple seal]

The world cup is played in may normally, so NHL playoff team players never go there lol

[short flame]

That’s so stupid

[celest zephyr]

Because hockey refuses to have a tourney in the offseason

Like in September

[short flame]

Why?

[celest zephyr]

Idfk

[simple seal]

Yeah meanwhile soccer leagues had to stop their seasons to let players go

[celest zephyr]

Nhl can’t agree with international organizations probably

But nhl got mad when they had to stop to go to the Olympics

Only to have fudged the schedule anyways

[short flame]

Thankfully

[celest zephyr]

Just sad tbh

[short flame]

I believe playing for your country is a right, employers shouldn’t be allowed to refuse to let you go

You’re representing your nation

[celest zephyr]

Facts

[short flame]

I’m no one to talk since I haven’t been in the position to make this decision but I’d probably walk out of my contract if a team refused me to play for my country

[celest zephyr]

Guys have even said in the nba that teams are basically paying them to loan their services for the season

[short flame]

I don’t care about the playoffs as long as I get to play for my country

[celest zephyr]

Like Luka

For sure

Like to win for Canada would bring me far greater joy than winning a cup

[short flame]

I Hope jeff and Dylan make the team

[celest zephyr]

That’d be nice

[short flame]

You think they stand a chance?

[celest zephyr]

Idk tbh what the roster for Canada’s hockey team would be

Probably yeah considering no players playing in the playoffs then would go

Maybe after they are eliminated

If you had a good Canadian goalie then pretty much for sure lol

Since canda doesn’t have that many good goalies

[robust grotto]

Cause 1. No nhl at the Olympics, 2. He’s been in the playoffs the majority of his career so he doesn’t play in the one held in May

Also I just thought of a huge problem for a potential world cup of hockey…

Russia.

Lately they’ve been doing World Championships and WJCs without Russia

But can you really do a World Cup without them???

That’s like no Argentina for a World Cup or Copa

[short flame]

Levi

[short flame]

You should still be allowed to go

[celest zephyr]

Maybe Russia should you know stop being assholes

At least argentina doesn’t try to start wars

Plus they had a massive doping scandal

[robust grotto]

Yeah, no reason to debate any of that

But for me, a major tournament without them in it won’t be nearly as hype or meaningful

[celest zephyr]

Maybe honestly. Idk if he’ll get selected this time since he hasn’t even played in the nhl yet

But could see it next year

For sure

Russian athletes should just band together under a separate org

The funniest thing was the Olympics not allowing them to use russia

But russia was still in the team name LOL

[robust grotto]

Word good point

Idek all the politics behind it, if that’s possible for hockey then it should be looked at

[celest zephyr]

It’d be cool to have an unaffiliated team

Where like any player for whatever reason can just join it

If they don’t want to/can’t play for their country

[robust grotto]

Matvei Michkov is going to be one of the most interesting players at this draft

Kid is no doubt a top 3 talent

[celest zephyr]

Idk anyb Russian players since they are pretty much barred from int comps recently

[robust grotto]

But will anyone pick him ??

[celest zephyr]

If he can play in the nhl sure

[robust grotto]

I’m being a little dramatic

Someone will pick him but not second or third, even if he is that type of talent

[celest zephyr]

Idk tbh. It’s not that big of a deal

[robust grotto]

Undoubtedly the biggest forward talent since # 8

[celest zephyr]

If he ain’t a massive Putin supporter like ovi

[robust grotto]

At a junior level

Some organizations will pass on him simply bc he’s Russian and they’ll be worried they won’t be able to get him here sooner than later

[celest zephyr]

Like if he ain’t in the state’s pockets i coiuldn’t care less

Suits me maybe he’ll fall so far the leafs can snag him

Nah that’d just be a pipe dream lol

[robust grotto]

That’s legit a possibility!!

He’s the name I’m most interested in this draft bc in any other year he’s number one

But he happens to be in the same year as McJesus 2.0

[celest zephyr]

That’d be amazing

Bedard good at hockey

[robust grotto]

Add in the whole Russia thing and there’s a super real chance someone at like 20 gets him

[celest zephyr]

Pretty sure leafs don’t even have a first LOL

[robust grotto]

Capitals traded you their first

Idk if it’s this year or next but you got one in the Sandin

[celest zephyr]

Ooh they have Boston’s pick

I forgot about that

[robust grotto]

Yep

[celest zephyr]

Hahhaaaah imagine getting a good player with Boston’s first

That’d be hilarious

Biggest middle finger they could give to Boston

Man the leafs made so many trades lol

That i forgot about the details of them

[robust grotto]

Yes sir ! Imagine that pick ends up being a stud

[celest zephyr]

Best thing to ever happen

[short flame]

Yeah he’s young

[robust grotto]

In his u16 year Michkov had 109 points in 26 games

As a 16 year old in the u20 league, he had 56 points in 56 games to pass Kucherov points record at that level

And at 16 he posted 12 goals and 16 points on route to a silver medal in world u18 championship

[short flame]

But can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke?

[robust grotto]

20 points in 30 games this year in the KHL, in his draft year. That’s really solid. Player to watch

No but he can do it on a warm sunny day in Novosibirsk

[short flame]

Sorry that’s how I raté players

Rate

Not good enough

I take all the prospects to stoke and see who’s best

Another one

[robust grotto]

Average rainy day in Stoke versus average winter day in Siberia

[short flame]

What is it about the French league that makes you want to hire unlicensed managers

I’ll send my cv

[short flame]

I don’t make the rules

[celest zephyr]

Probably lol

If he went there

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1638534467898732552?t=KPc7cjzOF0hR9S35P6OmRw&s=19

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Bengals have had trade conversations centered around LT Jonah Williams, sources say, as the interest heats up in the player who has 47 career starts. Williams requested a trade following the signing of Orlando Brown, and Cincy has heard from several possible suitors.

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Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 1:33 PM

https://twitter.com/Colts/status/1638542374379962368?t=IXmxPnS_MLv4ALtN_T1bsA&s=19

Indianapolis Colts (@Colts)

We have signed WR Isaiah McKenzie.

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Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 2:05 PM

[short flame]

You have to prove it

Making it at stoke is a minimum to being a decent player

[sweet tree]

ozil retired

damn

[celest zephyr]

Lol I guess

[short flame]

He was my favourite arsenal player, was gutted when he left

[desert palm]

https://twitter.com/bad_texter/status/1638190849971621889?s=46&t=MihJhT8py7fQ4kysYQMfCg

“From 1st grader Shohei Ohtani

What is something fun you’ve done at the Kodou (?) center?
-Christmas time
What sports do you love to play?
-Baseball
What do you like to watch on TV?
-One Piece
What kind of person do you want to become?
-A normal person
What is your dream?
-Baseball player”

He was awesome even as a kid!

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/nod-kermit-nod-nodding-gif-24624072

[desert palm]

Basedtani

Although, I’m still crying on the inside because of America’s loss 😭.

Hopefully, the Yankees wins the World Series this year or team USA wins WBC 2026 to relieve my pain.

[celest zephyr]

Hopefully the yanks loser

Spend too much

And yet can’t win a World Series

Suckers

[desert palm]

😞

Sadly, you’re spitting fax.

[hexed galleon]

https://mobile.twitter.com/utdreport/status/1638481171846774784 i dont get the sheikh jassim hate

utdreport (@utdreport)

Sheikh Jassim is prepared to invest huge funds in a new stadium and training ground in addition to heavy backing for the men’s and women’s teams and academy that could mean a total commitment of around £7bn for #mufc [@TeleFootball]

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Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 10:02 AM

I wanna see sheikh jassim buying us by the time i eat sohoor

[rustic mountain]

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1638556746921771010

NFL (@NFL)

Patriots agree to terms with DB Jalen Mills on revised one-year deal worth up to $6.1M. (via @MIkeGiardi, @RapSheet)

Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 3:02 PM

Might be the first time I've seen a player cut

To just resign like a week later

That wasnt like a training camp dude

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/pitchingninja/status/1638529688590069761?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[rustic ore]

He's a good dude

Wish he was on a better team

Be nice to see him win a WS one day

[rustic mountain]

Ohtorontani

https://tenor.com/view/toronto-blue-jays-ace-dancing-dance-dance-moves-gif-25565013

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/usahockey/status/1638571321960579078?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

USA Hockey (@usahockey)

David Quinn has been named head coach of the 2023 U.S. Men's National Team for the upcoming #MensWorlds in May!

“He knows the player pool extremely well and understands the dynamics involved in preparing a team to win a gold medal on the world stage.” -Chris Clark, GM

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Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 4:00 PM

[robust grotto]

Uncle Steve will do everything

[celest zephyr]

Shoronti

https://deadspin.com/nba-paul-george-hyperextended-knee-clippers-leonard-1850252868

Third rate news company

Anyone could have gotten hurt on a freak play

https://www.thestar.com/amp/sports/leafs/opinion/2023/03/22/can-matthew-knies-make-a-splash-in-the-nhl-playoffs-maple-leafs-front-office-is-willing-to-find-out.html

Knies time

Let’s go

@rustic mountain last time he could finish the ncca tourney is April 8

If he makes the ncca championship game

So like he could be available after April 8th

Which is right before the stat of the playoffs

Top leafs prospect so there’s a lot of hype for him

[rustic mountain]

It's worth a shot man, especially because imo we got nothing to lose

If we lose in the first round, everyone expected it, so why not throw everything you can

[celest zephyr]

Yep the leafs are thin also depth wise

Been carrying 12 forwards for a while

Yotes trying to win their way out of bedard

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1638593409240768522?t=XPL_E_kd7Wjep7UrSx3OqA&s=19

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Texans add again, this time signing former #Raiders LB Denzel Perryman, sources say. The disruptive Pro Bowler had 154 tackles in 2021 and 14 tackles for loss last year. Now gets a 1-year deal in Houston for DeMeco Ryans.

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Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 5:28 PM

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1638593409240768522?t=XPL_E_kd7Wjep7UrSx3OqA&s=19

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Texans add again, this time signing former #Raiders LB Denzel Perryman, sources say. The disruptive Pro Bowler had 154 tackles in 2021 and 14 tackles for loss last year. Now gets a 1-year deal in Houston for DeMeco Ryans.

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Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 5:28 PM

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1638599717746556928?t=EADbzh01c9pDa0z-JJSq6w&s=19

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Browns’ free-agent running back D’Ernest Johnson reached agreement on a one-year deal with the Jacksonville Jaguars, per source.

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Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 5:53 PM

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1638609011078729728

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

Source: Mecole Hardman has agreed to terms with the #Jets on a one-year deal. More speed for Cleveland’s offense.

Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 6:30 PM

@versed forge

[rustic ore]

Not a terrible spot for him to land once they get Rodgers

Do have to wonder if that means anything for Moore's future with the team

[smoky fable]

I'd keep Moore. Not sure what Rodgers is doing is smart if he purges guys like Moore

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1638609798488031232?t=8LIxeDUB848UgFta2zcQSA&s=19

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

It’s a 1-year deal for the #Jets and Mecole Hardman, with a chance to make $6.5M, source said.

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Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 6:33 PM

[rustic mountain]

Hardman will fit well with Rodgers I think

Would be cool if New England used like any of the capsapce we had to sign a mfer tho

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1638611560053497856

Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn)

ESPN Sources: After imaging today, Clippers star Paul George has a sprained right knee and will be re-evaluated in 2-to-3 weeks.

Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 6:40 PM

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1638613074801225728

Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn)

George is expected to be out for the rest of the regular season's nine games, but his timeline for a possible return in the playoffs will be clearer when he's re-evaluated.

Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 6:46 PM

[hexed galleon]

Ratcliffe might exceed 5 bill for United which is worrying because glazers care about the money for united

Fortunately qatar number 1

1 hour left until deadline right?

We gonna get a new stadium and we got enough money to buy good players we winning

No prem for 2 weeks is gonna suck

[fluid moat]

Damn Ozil retired

[honest umbra]

One of my fav players ever

[honest umbra]

Who are the chiefs WR now?

[rustic ore]

Be stunned if they don't draft at least 1

But Reid can make even an average looking WR seem like monsters

[hasty basin]

Oof

Kawhi still there though

[smoky fable]

And Mahomes

[rustic ore]

Indeed

Plus Kelce is his main guy anyways

And he loves checking it down when things don't look good so McKinnon eats plenty as well

[honest umbra]

The Ross brothers look lethal

[celest zephyr]

Same with Kyle and RBs

Make average RBs look good

[smoky fable]

When a coach can make a skill position group elite, you know they’re good

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1638628666384039939

Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer)

Trade terms …

Jets get: 42nd overall pick.

Browns get: WR Elijah Moore, 74th overall pick.

Jets now have the 13th, 42nd and 43rd picks. Which could, potentially, be used in some … other trade.

Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 7:48 PM

Welp

[smoky fable]

Not sure I like this

Least Moore has Watson I guess

[rustic ore]

Same a bit rich to me that the Jets got a 2nd for him

[celest zephyr]

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6787339

[rustic ore]

I know they took him in the 2nd but man, he hasn't shown anything the past 2 years to make me think he's currently worth a 2

[celest zephyr]

Yessssss Jordan might be gone

[rustic ore]

It's for the best

Buck stops at the top so as a result he's been one of the worst owners in all of the NBA since he bought the team

[versed forge]

Gonna miss that guy, Rodgers is definitely happy

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/fhmoreau/status/1638682768631808000

Foster Moreau (@fhmoreau)

Through somewhat of a miraculous process, this Free Agency period has been life changing for me. During a routine physical conducted by the Saint’s medical team down in New Orleans, I’ve come to learn that I have Hodgkin’s Lymphoma, and will be stepping away from football (1/3)

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Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 11:23 PM

Damn

Hope he recovers

[versed forge]

Dang

Prayers 🙏

[rustic ore]

Poor guy

Happy they caught it

Hopefully early enough that he can beat it and return to football

[honest umbra]

Rodgers u reckon?

[rustic ore]

Makes sense

A couple 2s are more tolerable to loss than the 13th pick in R1

[honest umbra]

U think it’s a done deal?

[rustic ore]

As far as I know the Jets have been the only one to show interest in trading for him

[honest umbra]

As in packers aren’t or other teams aren’t?

[rustic ore]

So I think it's pretty damn close, GB is obviously gonna want to get everything they can

[honest umbra]

Ah I see

[smoky fable]

Still don’t get why no other teams are after Lamar

He’s a legitimate MVP candidate and it’s silence on that note

[rustic ore]

It's probably collusion between the owners thanks to the Haslems screwing the pooch by giving Watson a fully guaranteed deal

Then again I'd probably be hesitant about giving anything close to a fully guaranteed deal to Lamar with his durability concerns

And lack of playoff success

[smoky fable]

I’d still pay near Mahomes money for him though

That deal looks like a bargain by this point

[honest umbra]

Remember when we thought it was crazy

And now is a bargain smh

[rustic ore]

It's become a bargain because of the length

When is the last time we've seen a 10+ year contract?

[honest umbra]

In the NFL?

[rustic ore]

Yeah

[honest umbra]

Never

[simple seal]

Raptors lose to the Pacers

[proud coyote]

thank you for contributing to our tank raptor bros

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/ZackCoxNESN/status/1638658900806467584

Zack Cox (@ZackCoxNESN)

Pretty wild Steve Belichick story from Devin McCourty on @greenlight. Said Bill Belichick told Steve just before spring workouts in '15 that he'd be coaching safeties.

"(Steve) walks in and goes, 'Yo I'm going to be honest with y'all. I don't know what the F I'm doing right now"

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Twitter · Mar 22, 2023, 9:48 PM

@rustic mountain Sounds like a Belichick move to me

[celest zephyr]

Wow lmao

[rustic ore]

Honestly though super smart move by little Belichick

Woefully underprepared for the job so be like a sponge to your vet safeties and learn how they want/expect to be coached

[rustic mountain]

Bro has just been fucking playing russian roulette with coaches for a while

[celest zephyr]

New linebackers coach : some cow belicheck found yesterday

They’ll get better if they learn how to tackle a cow

[rustic mountain]

Either it speaks to the talent of Bill, the talent of the players, or some weird combo of both that all of it worked for 20 years

[smoky fable]

Could be nepotism in a serious note

Having someone unqualified join simply due to relations

But could argue that he’s learning on the job I guess

[celest zephyr]

Yeah it is for sure

Like he didnt know how to coach at all

[smoky fable]

This suns Lakers game is bad

[celest zephyr]

For the suns yeah

It’s on where I’m eating actually

In sf rn to visit my brother

Idk who to root for

[smoky fable]

Just root for any team you want

[honest umbra]

I’m rooting for the lakers

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I suppose lol

Idk suns maybe

Can’t get into the lakers

[proud coyote]

don't become a trailblazers fan

it sucks

[versed forge]

Western conference teams looking real close 👀

Mavericks dropped all the way down to 9

[proud coyote]

crop the image to 12 teams

[versed forge]

True, i cropped it once because the spurs were there

19 wins is sad

[celest zephyr]

Bloodbath in the west

[celest zephyr]

I’m already a raptors fan. It sucks

Another season of pretending that Fvv and siakam can contend as the two best players

https://thehockeywriters.com/mcdavid-calls-out-nhl-for-no-best-on-best/

Do it nhl do it

[short flame]

Isn’t the playoffs the best on best competition?

[smoky fable]

Lillard is probably getting traded after the season if the Blazers are committing to the rebuild

[smoky fable]

Least you’ll get a package for Dame

[kindred mantle]

Embiid - MVP
GOATden - FMVP
76ers - Champ