sports

[hasty basin]

Roy Hodgson might go back to palace

[short flame]

Lampard still gets a chance

Go be a pundit mate

[hasty basin]

Poor Poch man

[fluid moat]

Shit we play United in the semis (granted we both win)

But they also play Sevilla who practically own the EL

And sporting knocked out Arsenal so hopefully I’m not jinxing us

[short flame]

The whole order is decided? No draw after each round?

[hasty basin]

Yes

[short flame]

Real, inter, Bayern, Napoli

[hasty basin]

Fairs

I got Benfica though

[short flame]

Inter benfica?

[hasty basin]

Yes

[fluid moat]

Tuff luck for city LMAO

Bayern first and if they win that they’ll most likely have Real next

[hasty basin]

West Ham got Gent

Nice

[short flame]

Where are the other draws?

[hasty basin]

Which?

UEL and UECL?

[short flame]

Both

[robust grotto]

Fingers crossed

[hasty basin]

Done already

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1636702868278325253

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Europa League semifinals 🏆 #UEL

🔴 Manchester United-Sevilla ✖️Juventus-Sporting

🔴 AS Roma-Feyenoord ✖️ Bayer Leverkusen-Union St Gilloise

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 12:15 PM

United Sevilla, Juve Sporting, Roma Feyenoord, Leverkusen UnionSG

[short flame]

The x is confusing

[hasty basin]

That's for uhh

Whos going to go against each other

In semi finals

[short flame]

Sevilla, juve, Roma, leverkusen

[hasty basin]

Fair

I got United Juve Feyenoord Leverkusen

[short flame]

I get it now but it could have been red teams pass and x teams are out. some sort of predictions

[hasty basin]

Oh uhh

I didn't find it confusing because of the hyphen

Because there would be no reason to put it there

[short flame]

I don’t like this united side so I hope for Sevilla. And as far as Roma goes, I don’t see Jose failing

[short flame]

That’s why I asked

[hasty basin]

Yeah this Roma side is

[celest zephyr]

Kinda cool but also unnecessary lol

[hasty basin]

Inconsistent

I love Jose but yeah

[celest zephyr]

Like they could just do it after the quarter finals

[hasty basin]

Eventually vs a good attack they will fall

[celest zephyr]

Or after some matches are done

[robust grotto]

I’m pumped boys

It’s been a fucking disgusting season of I’m honest

[hasty basin]

Gent are one of the best teams you could have drawn

Basel best to draw

[robust grotto]

This is a nice little reminder that there are good things out there but you have to put in the work first

[short flame]

Are they the ones on 24%

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[robust grotto]

Good to know!

[short flame]

That’s just Jose

[hasty basin]

It is.....

[short flame]

I’m not impressed

[hasty basin]

And Feyenoord scored 7...

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/442oons-gif-11664871

[hasty basin]

They all came from low XG asa well

So I doubt the defensive masterclass helps that much

They were just great shots from weird positions

[short flame]

He’ll find a way

[hasty basin]

Point is

Feyenoord was great

[short flame]

I think Jose will counter them

He’s good at that

[hasty basin]

I mean

I'm not surprised Sociedad didn't score

With Oyarzabal and Sorloth upfront

David Silva is a provider so

Oh yeah

This game they also depended on chances too much

Sociedad could have easily scored around 3 goals

If they had a competent goalscorer

Stuff like this lol

[short flame]

But they didn’t and neither will feyenoord

[hasty basin]

Feyenoord have competent goalscorers

Who even took 0.02 xG chances

[short flame]

They’re playing against the best manager in the world

[hasty basin]

Huge difference there.....

[short flame]

They’ll have to do a lot

[hasty basin]

Well sometimes things aren't just that simple are they

You can go against 11 singular best players who have no chemistry and win with a team who played together for years

It's just the matter of what counters what

Mourinho ball is all about not conceding

They're vs a team that takes small chances

So if they give them big ones

That's also more on Roma's defence if anything

[short flame]

Jose makes sure to not give anything

[short flame]

Big, small

[hasty basin]

He gave 1.68 xG

Which means Sociedad should have comfortably gotten a goal if they had a prolific scorer

[short flame]

Over 2 games?

[hasty basin]

No

1 game

[short flame]

How much did the tie end?

[hasty basin]

2-0

In the other game Sociedad had like

0.81

So yeah

[short flame]

That’s fine

They were in control

[hasty basin]

In control in Jose's way

Which works vs a team like Sociedad

[short flame]

And I don’t care about xg, as long as you win the game

Which is what Jose does best

[hasty basin]

Sometimes there's stuff like this

[short flame]

It’s a proven way

[hasty basin]

Or this

[short flame]

It’s tough to maintain his style all season, but in a knockout competition he’ll do it well

[hasty basin]

He gave too many chances to Sassuolo

He also gave Cremonese their first win in the serie a

[short flame]

But in Europa they didn’t concede over 2 games

His focus is in Europa

[hasty basin]

Lost to Salzburg

(Not a great team)

He actualy went attacking for a bit in the 2nd leg

And managed to score 2 goals

Roma isn't the perfect fit for him

[celest zephyr]

Xg is weird tbh. Like sure you can generate more goals but it doesn’t really factor in finishing ability that much

[hasty basin]

Well when it's over 0.50 xG you know you fucked up

By not finishing it

[celest zephyr]

Unfortunately there are players good at generating chances who suck at it

[hasty basin]

We gotta understand how great a chance is at 0.50 xG

Even defenders should score a thing like that comfortably

[celest zephyr]

Yeah that’s fair

[hasty basin]

Penalties are 0.79 xG

So far the biggest miss I've seen is a 0.97 xG

[celest zephyr]

A 50% chance to score is pretty high

Woof

[hasty basin]

It was Leicester vs Chelsea game

[celest zephyr]

Someone is getting yelled at after that one

[hasty basin]

Drilled header

Ok nvm they took it down by 0.01 xG

0.96 nwo

Now

[celest zephyr]

Still embarrassing

[hasty basin]

xG isn't a perfect statistic anyway but I like to use it because it gives me a general idea of how good the chance was

I guess when I put it this way nothing is a perfect statistic

[celest zephyr]

#Yeah and generally a team with higher xG has the more dangerous chances over a game

Well obv

[hasty basin]

What would be classified as a "pass attempt"

[celest zephyr]

Have to use several together

[hasty basin]

You can just clear the ball

[celest zephyr]

To have an idea

[hasty basin]

Some websites will put it as a pass attempt

Some wont

[celest zephyr]

Yeah that’s tough

Since it technically was an attempt but because it got deflected it didn’t have any real shot at working

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/f1/status/1636724502875762691?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Formula 1 (@F1)

That was just a little too close! 😳

#SaudiArabianGP #F1

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 1:41 PM

[celest zephyr]

Ooh practice

Yeah Jeddah is kinda sketchy

It’s super narrow and really fast

[short flame]

I honestly don’t give a shit about xg. 0.01 or 3 xg, I don’t care, for me it’s the same result in the end

[celest zephyr]

Same tbh

Just got to win

[short flame]

I think it over complicates the game

[celest zephyr]

Yeah that’s always a fair argument against stats

Not all of them are that helpful

[hasty basin]

Results are what matter.

xG helps in predicting stuff.

Hence why I use them

I'm also not saying Sociedad should have won the game cos they don't have a prolific scorer

[celest zephyr]

Even in that scorers work differently

Some are better at converting tough looks some are better at getting open

[hasty basin]

Complaining about someone winning because they had a high xG is wrong

However

Seeing someone allow a huge amount of xG makes you question their defensive capabilities

So there's that

[celest zephyr]

Nah that’s usually just salt

[short flame]

But here’s the thing croco

[hasty basin]

That's what I'm saying

Feyenoord converted 0.02 xG shots

Lmao

[short flame]

Allowing a goal changes tactics

[celest zephyr]

Oh for sure

[hasty basin]

Sure but already getting to that point means your defense is breakable

[short flame]

So the second sociedad would have scored the game would have been a completely different story

[hasty basin]

That's why it's in the past

And idc about the outcome of it

I'm just predicting the future

[short flame]

Maybe feyenoord gets to score a goal. That doesn’t matter, it’s how you react

[hasty basin]

They convert small chances

[short flame]

And Roma has Jose who knows how to play well and safe

[hasty basin]

Defensive team is a bad matchup against them

No matter how well you defend them they're still gonna get a great shot off

And sorry but Rui Patricio isn't world class

Now anyway

[short flame]

He’s good enough

Who were feyenoord playing?

[hasty basin]

Shakhtar

[short flame]

Oh

Well that explains it

[hasty basin]

Shakhtar's gk in the previous matches

Shakhtar's gk this game

He's a pretty good prospect GK

As well

[short flame]

Ok but that’s all in the past

[hasty basin]

Yes and ratings help me predict the future

If you don't look at the past you can't predict the future

Right?

[short flame]

Jose has stopped way bigger rivals in the past

[hasty basin]

I'm not trying to predict on a whim because by luck it would be ehhh

[short flame]

He took fucking spurs to a final

[hasty basin]

With who

Yes

It's all the matter of team fit

[short flame]

If he can take spurs to a final

[hasty basin]

This Roma team has insane quality lmao

[short flame]

He can win the champions league with Accrington Stanley

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/nfl/status/1636696790073311237?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

NFL (@NFL)

Patriots have agreed to terms with TE Mike Gesicki on a one-year deal worth up to $9 million. (via @MikeGarafolo, @TomPelissero)

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 11:51 AM

[hasty basin]

It's just not a team

That's like

99 defense 0 offense

[dim kettle]

My cousin’s old friend heading to NE

[hasty basin]

There's a balance between them

[short flame]

Yeah it’s a good team

[hasty basin]

If you want a heavily defense influenced team

[short flame]

And you know what’s fun with teams that score a lot

[hasty basin]

Look at Chelsea

[short flame]

There’s a hole in the back

Tammy will have fun

[hasty basin]

If Mourinho does attack

Like he did

Vs Salzburg

This team has too much quality to play a park the bus

Lmao

[short flame]

Don’t expect full on attacks but expect them to do what he does best

Attack in the right moment and getting the results

[hasty basin]

It's still gonna be close don't get me wrong

I'm not saying Feyenoord beat them 7-1 as well

[short flame]

I’m saying it will be tight and Jose will do just enough to see them through

[hasty basin]

Yeah so it's different predictions

[solid dagger]

I think Roma is clearly the better team but they're going to struggle a lot

[hasty basin]

Quality wise of course

[rustic mountain]

One year deal isn't bad. I'd like longer but this should be better than Jonnu ever was

[sweet tree]

no Milan derby

Bayern vs City looks nice

RMA vs CFC again, owari da

Napoli should reach semis maybe

loooool Man United just getting Spanish teams in UEL

oh so if Madrid reaches Semis they'll have to play Bayern / City

that's fine

the fact one of Napoli/ACM/Inter or Benfica will be in the Final is cool

shit I woke up late

City vs Napoli for the finals

[short flame]

Bayern Napoli

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1636730569156448256?t=55T6fZyhvtDxEfUKx5W0sQ&s=19

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Dak’s backup is back: The #Cowboys are signing QB Cooper Rush, source says. It’s a 2-year deal for $6M max. 1st year & signing bonus fully guaranteed. The passer who ripped off four straight wins in 2022 returns. Rush was represented on the deal by @Chriscabott of @equitysports.

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 2:05 PM

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/F1/status/1636737931191672833?s=20

Formula 1 (@F1)

🏁 FREE PRACTICE 1 🏁

Max Verstappen tops the opening practice session of the weekend!

#SaudiArabianGP #F1

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 2:35 PM

https://twitter.com/F1/status/1636739678064746497?s=20

Formula 1 (@F1)

Hello again, you three 👀

Max Verstappen, Sergio Perez and Fernando Alonso, the Top 3 from FP1!

#SaudiArabianGP #F1

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 2:42 PM

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1636738817997545474

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Rarely are legit starting LTs available. But circumstances have changed in Cincy. Jonah Williams is due $12.6M guaranteed on his 5th year option.

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 2:38 PM

https://mobile.twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1636738270347374592

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

In the wake of the Orlando Brown signing, #Bengals OT Jonah Williams has requested a trade through his agent Ryan Tollner, sources say. Just 25 years old with 47 career starts at LT protecting Joe Burrow, Williams becomes the top tackle available if Cincy is willing to move on.

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 2:36 PM

[celest zephyr]

YKES

Bungles falling apart

[versed forge]

[celest zephyr]

Proceeds to do nothing because mac jones can’t throw him the ball

And he can’t block well

Dang why did they get Orlando brown

Over keeping Jonah Williams

Legit fools

Orlando brown isn’t even that good

[rustic mountain]

Look I am a Mac Hater all the same, but there was shit that definitely wasn't his fault last year. I am letting him have this year to show me he is ready

[celest zephyr]

Oh yeah it was just a joke lol

Dude just has the yips for some reason

[hexed galleon]

https://twitter.com/mufcMPB/status/1636743599936118789?t=xOFTI_mxQPhnJq9L4X5LAg&s=33 we're gonna be owned by Qatar so its looking good for us this season @dim ledge

mufcmpb (@mufcMPB)

🚨🇧🇪 NEW: Romeo Lavia’s father is set to meet with Manchester United this week to discuss a summer move for the Southampton midfielder. #MUFC [@sachatavolieri]

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 2:57 PM

Im afraid ten haag might spend too much but still

We need a new goalie and a new striker

[dim ledge]

I'll believe it when it's an official source

[hexed galleon]

Qatari is willing to overpay thankfully

imagine ramos in United

We need a better cb for good measuee

[pearl quest]

New Legpress PR

320

[dim ledge]

He hasn't been that great for psg lol

[short flame]

Just saw the news for Patrick Vieira

[robust grotto]

Those unis never get old

[short flame]

Are those the leafs?

[smoky fable]

…. Are you really Sab? Let us know if you’re ok.

[smoky fable]

Did he get sacked?

Yeah he did

Damn

[celest zephyr]

Yes

[short flame]

Unfortunate

Didn’t deserve the sack

They’re 12th with a crap side

I guess roy is coming back

Hope Patrick goes to a bigger club

[short flame]

Nice shirt

[burnt cedar]

Ufc weigh ins

[robust grotto]

Dope

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1636759453616709635?s=20
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1636760010377011201?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Bills released WR Isaiah McKenzie.

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 4:00 PM

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Bucs officially released RB Leonard Fournette and TE Cameron Brate.

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 4:02 PM

[rustic mountain]

Damn I like Gisecki but Brate would be fun

https://www.reddit.com/r/Patriots/comments/11tuch0/nbc_sports_i_was_told_today_this_is_the_first/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

I am assuming this means we will move on adding Taylor Rapp

[smoky fable]

Which would be smart

[celest zephyr]

Nice pats reloading

Afc east about to be hype

Might be best divison around

With actually competent coaching

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1636781365923397634

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Former Giants’ safety Julian Love reached agreement today on a two-year, $12 million deal with the Seattle Seahawks, per sources. Deal confirmed and negotiated by Drew Rosenhaus and Ryan Matha.

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 5:27 PM

[celest zephyr]

Well mostly

[smoky fable]

@hasty mesa

[celest zephyr]

Oh a sehawks fan

[smoky fable]

He’s a giants fan

[celest zephyr]

Oh okay

[hasty mesa]

Yeah we knew he’d be leaving

[celest zephyr]

Plenty of giants fans around here

[smoky fable]

Who is his replacement

[hasty mesa]

Was a great locker room presence and decent safety

We need replacements there

[short flame]

@celest zephyr @rustic mountain @robust grotto @dim kettle

[celest zephyr]

Niceeeeeeeeeee

I want to see that post for knies

https://twitter.com/CMDeDominicis/status/1636789921024479232?s=20

Chad DeDominicis (@CMDeDominicis)

Sabres make it official. Levi has signed his ELC. He’ll come directly to Buffalo.

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 6:01 PM

Holy shit he’s going to play for the sabres this season

That’s insane

Hype

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1636766007728525312?t=ljrf5dZ4mICO7NyMZVIV6A&s=19

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

None of these players have been included in Germany's latest international squad 🇩🇪❌

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 4:26 PM

Wtf

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/BuffaloSabres/status/1636789792305213440?s=20

Buffalo Sabres (@BuffaloSabres)

Can’t wait to see Devon Levi in blue & gold 🤩

#LetsGoBuffalo | @DevonLevi33

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 6:01 PM

@short flame holy shit he believes that the org is on its way to winning a cup

[short flame]

Playoffs are maybe possible then

[celest zephyr]

And they are looking to win a Stanley cup

Yeah maybe

[short flame]

They’re losing

[celest zephyr]

Though they also might only play him if they get eliminated

Hard to say

[short flame]

I hate the Germany manager

[celest zephyr]

I hope for your sake though he replaces upl

As the third string goalie

[short flame]

I think we will

[short flame]

Hopefully

[celest zephyr]

I know but its another thing to hear a prospect say that

Shows he wants to be there long term

[short flame]

Maybe send garbage to college

[celest zephyr]

Nah he’d get sent to the ahl

[short flame]

Not good enough

[robust grotto]

HOLY SHIT

LEVI SIGNED

He will finish the season with AHL I would imagine

Maybe they give him a game or two if he plays well

[short flame]

Hopefully he plays a little near the end

But maybe this helps to push garbage out and play Craig and commie on a short term

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1636794840695418882?t=hTa2jeRkxxgf0TGqqDlJdg&s=19

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

Tight end Donald Parham is re-signing with the #Chargers, agent Safarrah Lawson confirms. Another option for Justin Herbert in the fold.

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 6:21 PM

Market was cold for him I see

[smoky fable]

Odd that the other tight ends haven’t signed deals yet

[celest zephyr]

Wouldn’t have said welcome to buffalo if he wasn’t going to play for them

Clearly intend to play him at least one game

Their ahl affiliate is in Rochester

Like the leafs just signed a prospect but made it clear that he was going to the Marlies this season

Yep he’s on a tryout with the Marlies for the rest of the season

Then his elc kicks in next season i think

Yeah the leafs make it clear its a future elc

Signing a guy to an elc that would kick in this season has to mean playing them this season

Or else idk it’d be a huge waste to burn part of it off

Honestly i think it’ll be the opposite. He’ll start in the ahl and play some games for them close to the end

I can see him playing like 2-3 of the last 10 games for buffalo

[short flame]

The main thing is that he signed a contract so now he’s there if there’s an injury and hopefully he plays 2-3 games. Because before we couldn’t afford to send garbage to the ahl because the risk of injuring Craig was too much

[rustic ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9dQ8eP5sEc

Damn, missed a fun game the other night

Fantastic finish

Houston had a late comeback but Seattle held on despite numerous turnovers by DiNucci to win in the end 21-14

[simple seal]

Houston's 1st L between the 2020 and 2023 seasons

[rustic ore]

Indeed indeed

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/thomasmorstead/status/1636811440861454336

Thomas Morstead (@thomasmorstead)

Got my green on.
Kiss me, I’m a Jet!
#HappyStPatricksDay
#AllGasNoBrakes
#Jets #PinchMe
#NeedANewNumber

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 7:27 PM

In punting news

[celest zephyr]

Yep

And his contract allows him to play right now

Which is ge for them

Huge

Because now they have a card to play

And no one can game plan around Levi since they have no idea when and how he plays

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/btsportfootball/status/1636813741634252800?s=46&t=CCMkll4_RIdELlq5LthWXg

Football on BT Sport (@btsportfootball)

Lucas Leiva has announced his retirement from football following the diagnosis of a heart problem 😢

He made 346 appearances across ten seasons at Liverpool.

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 7:36 PM

[short flame]

Yeah it’s great

[split wren]

https://twitter.com/trafalgarlaw356/status/1636748798041939968?s=46&t=kzKzHRKbaX4iN1WVCo7vcQ

Trafalgar Law 孫 (@TrafalgarLaw356)

THE BEST IN THE WORLD : JULIAN BRANDT 🐐

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 3:18 PM

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/spittinchiclets/status/1636816794571685912?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Spittin' Chiclets (@spittinchiclets)

☘️Happy St. Patrick’s Day Massacre ☘️

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 7:48 PM

2000s NHL man

[hasty basin]

How does this even happen

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/JaredStillman/status/1636835259864981504?t=oDJisFu5RR9BN8EOs59eUQ&s=19

Jared Stillman (@JaredStillman)

Per my source, Kevin Byard WAS asked to take a pay cut (confirming @mlombardiNFL’s report) and Byard has asked the team for his release.

https://t.co/Jp7S6GFC1v

Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 9:01 PM

@simple seal

🫂

[simple seal]

[rustic ore]

Actually my b, apparently it's fake news

Lombardi never put out any report saying that

So this dude is full of it until proven otherwise

[simple seal]

lol

[split wren]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

1 POINT

[rustic mountain]

@rustic ore who tf is Chris Board

I got some Espn update like it was a big deal lmao it's a special teamer

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1636837807455887362?t=NVsB5i8fDqO9w-Zcgn_PDg&s=19 https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1636839994122809346?t=RZVV5g864uqhZ-8pTLYd4w&s=19 @versed forge

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Chiefs are signing former #Bucs S Mike Edwards, source said. Coming off his best season with 82 tackles and two picks, he now lands in KC.

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 9:11 PM

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

It's a 1-year deal worth $3M with a chance to get to $5M with incentives, per source.

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503

Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 9:20 PM

[rustic ore]

I can check

[rustic mountain]

Sorry I thought youd know since you're like

The dude who knows all the dudes

[rustic ore]

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/lfg-lets-goo-gif-25423985

[dim kettle]

We got Dean back. That’s good enough for me rn

Gotta worry about keeping Winfield in the upcoming offseasons

[smoky fable]

Slow news day

[celest zephyr]

Sounds like Chris abroad

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RoobNBCS/status/1636795334310641664?t=3ZHFF4TxoU8TJND5X4OBMQ&s=19

Reuben Frank (@RoobNBCS)

Crazy how the expected safety market never materialized.

Jessie Bates got $16m / year but Vonn Bell, Juan Thornhill, Donovan Wilson, Jimmie Ward, Julian Love, Marcus Epps & Jordan Poyer all in the $5m-$7.5m per yr range.

Wherever he signs, CJGJ won't be near what was expected.

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 6:23 PM

Becoming abundantly clear that ATL massively overpaid to get a Safety

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1636823363371843591?s=19

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

FA LB Drue Tranquill is signing a one-tear deal with the #Chiefs, sources tell @theScore.

Tranquill comes off a career-year for the #Chargers, amassing 144 tackles, 5.5 sacks and 4 PBUs.

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 8:14 PM

[rustic ore]

Nice back up

[versed forge]

Drue Tranquillity is a real solid player

Our linebacker core is nasty

[smoky fable]

They screwed themselves

[rustic ore]

Funny how often that happens

[celest zephyr]

Nice job Atlanta

You blew it hahahahha

Just like 28-3

Still ain’t over it

Maybe in 28 years you’ll be

[versed forge]

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/CameronWolfe/status/1636853827042177025 @rustic ore

Cameron Wolfe (@CameronWolfe)

I’m told Titans all-pro safety Kevin Byard was approached about taking a pay cut recently and coming off 5th season with 4+ INTs in last 6 years he doesn’t intend to take it.

Byard always planned to spend his whole career w/ Titans. But it appears ball is in Titans court.

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 10:15 PM

@simple seal

It’s real

[simple seal]

F

[rustic ore]

Being asked to take a pay cut is real but we haven’t heard anything about the him asking to be cut

[hasty basin]

Crazyyy newcastle win

https://twitter.com/NUFC/status/1636849648710066178

Newcastle United FC (@NUFC)

ALEXANDER ISAK. 🐐
ALEXANDER ISAK. 🐐
ALEXANDER ISAK. 🐐
ALEXANDER ISAK. 🐐
ALEXANDER ISAK. 🐐

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 9:59 PM

[proud coyote]

Wtf 16m/y for Bates???

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1635379233978560512

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Falcons are giving former Bengals S Jessie Bates a four-year, $64.02 million deal that includes $23 million in year one and $36 million in first two years of the deal, per source. He now is the fourth highest-paid S in NFL history.

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Twitter · Mar 13, 2023, 8:36 PM

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/JeffKerrCBS/status/1636787701960835072

Jeff Kerr (@JeffKerrCBS)

The free agent safeties -- contracts by average annual salary

Jessie Bates -- $16.005 million
Vonn Bell -- $7.5 million
Donovan Wilson -- $7 million
Juan Thornhill -- $7 million
Jimmie Ward -- $6.5 million
Julian Love -- $6 million

It's a tough market to gauge.

#Eagles

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2023, 5:52 PM

They viewed him as an elite safety I guess

[proud coyote]

He’s good no doubt but he was really not much better than the rest on that list last year

Ward is esp underpaid

[smoky fable]

Might be the injury history

[nimble onyx]

anywhere but United

[celest zephyr]

Yeah i don’t know

Also not really

[nimble onyx]

I was hoping we would get him back in the future

[celest zephyr]

Clearly the falcons overpaid and the rest of the teams didn’t think safetys on the market were worth close to as much

And that’s reflected in the other contracts given

[nimble onyx]

unfortunately that also means whoever comes out from the other side will win the UCL lol

I say unfortunately cause I dont see us beating Bayern

[celest zephyr]

Still can’t believe the bengals did the chiefs a favour and signed Orlando brown jr

What fools

Took a liability away and then put him on their own team

[rustic ore]

https://sports.yahoo.com/jordan-akins-signs-browns-204421788.html

[willow galleon]

How is everyone's brackets?

I currently have two perfect ones

[honest umbra]

Wait

U got perfect brackets??

[proud coyote]

lol?

[versed forge]

Not one but two perfect brackets??

No way

[celest zephyr]

Actually cracked

[rustic mountain]

Pats posted a pic of Juju signing his contract

This won't ever be not weird

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1636893240476442624?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

The asking price for #Cardinals WR DeAndre Hopkins is a "2nd round pick plus something else of value", according to @AlbertBreer

Worth noting he's due $19.45 million in cash.

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Twitter · Mar 18, 2023, 12:52 AM

[versed forge]

Chief

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-well-good-luck-with-that-raise-a-glass-gif-15803896

[versed forge]

Rip purdue

They just lost to FDU

Welp, there goes everyone’s brackets

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/sabres-goal-buffalo-sabres-goal-victor-olofsson-gif-23444719

The game is already lost

[undone lion]

Insane stuff

[celest zephyr]

Dang chase briscoe won a race this season

Crazy

Bhahahhahahahahahaaha’

The biggest chokers

Choke their hardest choke

Legit impressive

Hahahahaahahahaha

They lost to a number 15 seed last season then a 16th seed this season

[smoky fable]

They’ll get a third at least

In this weak wide receiver market.?

I’ve said this before

Regardless of his age and the injury they’ll bring up, they won’t move him unless they get picks back.

It’s that simple

[celest zephyr]

Wait they put a previous race

Scum

Didn’t label it as an old race

The grizzlies can’t beat the spurs HAHHAHAHA

[versed forge]

Lmaoo

Is Ja Morant back?

[honest umbra]

they won

[celest zephyr]

Oh they forced ot

They were down with like a second left

Still struggling against the spurs isn’t a good look

Nope Ja isn’t back

[short flame]

are they as bad as the footy spurs?

[honest umbra]

used to be way better than them now they’re way worse

but they are intentionally tanking to get a really good player from the draft this year so it makes sense

[short flame]

so they're not professional bottlers?

[sweet tree]

no

they were dominant at one point

[short flame]

how can they call themselves spurs if they're not spursy

[simple seal]

They were the best team along with the Lakers between the MJ Bulls and the Warriors

[short flame]

[ripe geyser]

Purdue sold bro

My bracket is fucked

[smoky fable]

Never choose Purdue

They always disappoint

[smoky fable]

Their coach is one of the best in NBA history

[smoky fable]

In a tough Western conference as well

https://vxtwitter.com/BadSportsRefs/status/1636940675357761538

Seems like Memphis got hosed

FAU wins by 1

[ripe geyser]

No wayyy bruhh

[celest zephyr]

Okay but losing to a 16th seed is all time embarrassing

[smoky fable]

I knew Purdue would do it

[celest zephyr]

Still it’d be hard to bet on it

Like they are chokers but to put that in your bracket is ballsy

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/wemby-victor-wembanyama-imightbepop-basketball-fadeaway-gif-27483605

[celest zephyr]

Yeah heat and Celtics had stretches of being up there

But spurs most consistent

[ripe geyser]

hopefully my women's ncaa bracket is more accurate

[celest zephyr]

For sure best of his generation

Guys like spo and kerr have come years down the line

Dang riely started at the same time

[short flame]

Is he the best for them or has he coached other sides as well?

[smoky fable]

He's primarily been with the Spurs

[short flame]

Feels weird seeing a team called spurs that isn’t a joke

[burnt cedar]

Thierry Henry is a Spurs fan lol

Think because of Tony Parker

Funny that our greatest ever player who hates Tottenham but loves another team with the same name

[celest zephyr]

@dim kettle you watching fp3?

Oh its fp3

Lame

Guess I’ll watch it before quali

[versed forge]

Lakers lost on a buzzer beater last night

[celest zephyr]

Yay

[versed forge]

Clutch shot by Kleber

[celest zephyr]

Screw the lakers

Mercedes fumbled it

Going to be a very long season

Until they can change their concept

[versed forge]

W lets go Mavs

[celest zephyr]

Oooh penguins rangers at 8

That’ll be a good one

[simple seal]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KwNBkn-bpTM

[celest zephyr]

Dang the leafs with the third best goals allowed

Per game

Thjat’s unusual

An above average offense and elite goaltending/ defense

That’s not the usual leafs

The wild also huh

Didn’t expect them to be such a good defense either

[simple seal]

Mexico vs Puerto Rico at the WBC was a hood classic

[celest zephyr]

Nice

Glad at least someone is enjoying that

[simple seal]

Mexico came back from a 4-0 PR lead after 1 inning

And my bro Arozarena had a clutch catch in the 8th inning when they were up 5-4

[celest zephyr]

Less than a 1:29:6 with hard tires wtf

Red Bull actually cracked

Several tenths faster than the fastest other cars omn softs

What a flex

[celest zephyr]

20 cars on track almost feels there are too many at times

Nascar practice doesn’t have as much and it’s wilder

Wider

Saudi especially is very narrow and fast

Very much if you goof you are hoping t into a wall

Yikes Ferrari doesn’t look good

They haven’t done a fast run yet

1:28:660 wowwwwww

Verstappen is bloody fast

Ferrari might have some tech issues

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/f1/status/1637100659127246852?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Formula 1 (@F1)

Your FP3 Top 3!

We're starting to see a trend here...🤪

#SaudiArabianGP #F1

Twitter · Mar 18, 2023, 2:36 PM

[robust grotto]

Think Murray is injured again @celest zephyr

[robust grotto]

It’s bc it’s an actual spur that cowboys would put on the boots. Not some weird chicken thing.

[hexed galleon]

When you realize spurs bout to take our third place

Pray southampton paid refs again

[celest zephyr]

Hahahah ironic that they are on right now

Oh its the premier league

Didn’t plan that one out but guess it worked out

[celest zephyr]

Does that even count as news?

Thé réal question is when he can play

It’s more worth pinging me when he can actually play

[hasty basin]

That's amazing I love it

We kept a cleansheet vs them

With our shitty team

But we're 1-0 down in 8 mins with an updated one

+we had a worse coach

[robust grotto]

Yeah no kidding tbh

[short flame]

A spurs is a spurs

[robust grotto]

A spur is a thing for your boot !!!

A chicken is a chicken !!!

Mfers out here pulling for Hot Chicken FC smh

[short flame]

To be fair there’s people in the USA who root for nuggets

And I don’t care if they mean gold

[robust grotto]

The Denver Nuggets yeah lmao nuggets of gold

[short flame]

For me it’ll always be chicken

[robust grotto]

Chicken fc man. Unreal

[short flame]

My favourite name is alianza petrolera

[celest zephyr]

Matt Murray is the glass man from spongebob

[short flame]

They’re just named after the oil plant that’s besides it

[celest zephyr]

Jokic does kinda look like a chicken nugget

[short flame]

You wanna eat him?

[celest zephyr]

No he does have a similar shape i guess

Or vibe

He’s a human i don’t want to eat humans

Yep he is an oversized baby

Despicable that he comes from around where i live

Canadians aren’t all nice it seeems

Especially when it comes to hockey

[short flame]

Binington

[celest zephyr]

Shame as a Canadian

Dang what a save

Offsides anyways

Tottenham whiffs on a header

[robust grotto]

Oversized toddler lol

[simple seal]

VER-PER-ALO the new HAM-VER-BOT

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-baby-gif-7966145

Binnington

@robust grotto

[celest zephyr]

Both of those don’t include Ferrari

[dim kettle]

Binnington is honestly the perfect mascot for the Blues this year. Still crying over Kadri some how.

[celest zephyr]

What a whinny baby

Can;t wait for him to ber out of the league

Nascar quali time

[dim kettle]

He's not, Still have 4 more years to go

[celest zephyr]

Lame

Worse export than Bieber

Only one close is Dillon brooks

[hasty basin]

This is such a non Bournemouth game wtf

Our passing into the final 3rd has been insane

We just cant do anything after that

[short flame]

What’s the score?

[hasty basin]

1-0 to them

Neto is so good lmao I feel bad for him

[short flame]

Oh no

[hasty basin]

Has to play behind our shit defence

[short flame]

How is lerma

[hasty basin]

Playing his role I guess

He might get his monthly random goal

[short flame]

It’s not random

He knows what he’s doing

[hasty basin]

Well he doesn't go up that often

It's Billing that goes up

[short flame]

He chooses the right moment

[hasty basin]

Yes that's what I mean

But its in some random games

Why is Hamed Traore benched man

[celest zephyr]

Let’s go quali wooooo

[hasty basin]

Reports said he was back from injury

[short flame]

Hopefully he does it in random games for Colombia

Because no one else we got can score

[hasty basin]

Yeah good luck

[short flame]

Our main striker isn’t even playing at the moment

How is 35 year old benchwarmer falcao our only offensive player

[hasty basin]

Welp

That's a handball

How have we gotten away with that

Even Stephens smiling he knows what he did

https://vxtwitter.com/AdictedToFootie/status/1637118621288636418

Interesting fr

[celest zephyr]

I don’t like having no practice for some tracks

It’s kinda unfair

Since teams have no chance to set up their car properly

And just have to rely on sims

Which is really bad

[hasty basin]

Our long passes have been sooooo good

[celest zephyr]

Woofff truex

[hasty basin]

Lerma damn

[fresh compass]

arsenal gonna win the league for sure

[robust grotto]

These results are killing me

[hasty basin]

FUCK

Man

This game pissing me off

Dibu actually made a great save

[sweet tree]

goat

[celest zephyr]

Brutal weekend for the Toyotas so far

In quali

[sweet tree]

21 goals for kane

[celest zephyr]

Woof Busch 14th right now

[hasty basin]

Wtf how are we so good at passing

But so bad at making decisions through on goal

[celest zephyr]

Fords so fast this quali

RIP Byron just out

Tough

Only two non fords in the top 10

Going to see if the other teams have better race pace

[short flame]

what did he do?

[short flame]

No way

[hasty basin]

Dangerous tackle

[short flame]

Did he get the ball?

[hasty basin]

Then on a corner he kicked a post for no reason

No

Not at all

And from behind stopping a big attack

Yellow worthy tbf

https://twitter.com/AverageStriker/status/1637030021461057537

Average Striker (@AverageStriker)

I would absolutely love to see that scored penalty

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Twitter · Mar 18, 2023, 9:55 AM

[short flame]

He had to do it

[hasty basin]

Welp

2-0

They're reversing the fixture

This defense is asleeeeep

I think we would be dead last with like 11 points

Without Neto

NETO WHAT ASAVE

Nah 😭

[celest zephyr]

Those Hendrick cars look brutal to drive

Minimum ride height has to be required for these tracks

The cars that aren’t fords look a nightmare to drive

Bell’s car is so low

There’s no way that a team should be allowed to get away with this shit

This is just reckless

[sweet tree]

rough...

[celest zephyr]

Brutal for him has to go to the end of the field

[sweet tree]

bournemouth not looking good

[celest zephyr]

Thé ford cars are handled beautifully

Look by far the best for this track

Fast and comfortable enough to drive while also being predictable

[sweet tree]

looool

Southampton pen

[hasty basin]

What are spurs doing

[sweet tree]

that's soft icl

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/TheEuropeanLad/status/1637134977924988930

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎 (@TheEuropeanLad)

📸 - PENALTY SOUTHAMPTON IN THE 90TH MINUTE!

Twitter · Mar 18, 2023, 4:52 PM

It looks kinda funny

[sweet tree]

the follow through is a light graze

well pen given

what a pen

ward prowse 3-3

[short flame]

He scored a non free kick goal

[celest zephyr]

Logano pole

Really good run from cindric though

[hasty basin]

A set piece goal still

💀

[celest zephyr]

2nd is amazing

Props to him

[hasty basin]

Pls Kane bang it from like

50 yards

Or something

[short flame]

Set piece merchant

[slim nacelle]

Wtf happen I went to take a shower it was 1-1 now it’s 3-3 huh??

[hasty basin]

FUCKKK

LENGLET

[sweet tree]

spurs bottling genes

[hasty basin]

Horrible day

Never happened

[celest zephyr]

Hahaha Ferrari has some how used 3 control units in 2 races

When there’s on;l’y an allotment of 2 for an entire season

That’s impressively shit reliability

[short flame]

That’s the spurs we love and cherish

[hasty mesa]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1637123089065549825?s=20

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Rams DL A'Shawn Robinson, one of the top free agents available, is scheduled to visit the #Giants on Monday, source said. The veteran could beef up a NYG DL that already includes Leonard Williams and Dexter Lawrence, among others.

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Twitter · Mar 18, 2023, 4:05 PM

@robust grotto

[hasty basin]

Why did they have to bottle it vs Southampton though

Like please

Bottle it vs like idk Brentford

Or Crystal Palace or something

[sweet tree]

relegation zone is wild

[hasty basin]

Atleast we have a game in hand

At the very least I dont wanna finish below Southampton

[celest zephyr]

Goat hulkenburg

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/xGPhilosophy/status/1637137556792811522

The xG Philosophy (@xGPhilosophy)

Wolves (2.87) 2-4 (1.33) Leeds

Twitter · Mar 18, 2023, 5:03 PM

Idk what Wolves are doing

[short flame]

Losing

Which is good

[hasty basin]

They're suffering from having bad strikers

[short flame]

Please go down wolves

[short flame]

Bad team overall

[hasty basin]

They created chances tbf

All that xG

And the goal they scored was...

[sweet tree]

you got metroid prime?

[short flame]

You could have a 40xg, if you don’t score it’s the whole team that’s bad

[sweet tree]

how far was this

[short flame]

Right down the middle

[hasty basin]

Why?

[short flame]

Because it’s a team sport

[hasty basin]

Pretty far

[hasty basin]

It's not the team's fault if a player misses

100 sitters

You can have like idk

10 prime de bruynes and 2022 WC Lukaku

And lets say on Lukaku was allowed to score

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/Reinaldodcg9/status/1637132850800541699?t=kw-MN2c1pZ3q18ciPsywfQ&s=19

ah the GK was out

[hasty basin]

Yeah that makes sense

[sweet tree]

honestly missing context

[short flame]

If your striker can’t score, you need to step up and give him better balls, try to score from far. Like Cali had a shit striker with poor finishing, we adapted, he played with his back to goal, opening spaces

[hasty basin]

Hold up hold up

Give him better chances?

That's not it at all

AT ALL

Anything above 0.70

Is a sitter

Anything above 0.40 is likely to be scored

That's the striker's job to finish their chances, can't blame the midfield for putting a great ball in and just saying oh I just didnt have enough chances

That just means everyone can be a striker

Why does your team play you striker? Because you can finish. (Unless you're a different style of a striker, which means you need goal scoring wingers or something)

[short flame]

Ok I’m sorry croco but I’m not talking xg. It’s not something I like, you’re allowed to look at it, I see games with scores, not looking if it’s a 0.7 or 0.4

[hasty basin]

^

[short flame]

We have a good scoring left back

[hasty basin]

So a wingback

[short flame]

That’s about the only decent player we have

[hasty basin]

What does he do most of the game

How does he get his goals

[short flame]

Cover the wing

[hasty basin]

Yes. a wingback's JOB

[short flame]

Penalties, free kicks, a few runs

[hasty basin]

And yes penalties free kicks

Those 2 can be taken by any pos

Even a gk took some I remember

[celest zephyr]

Man some cars look like a nightmare to drive

[short flame]

He plays on the right wing sometimes

[celest zephyr]

Imagine getting beat by a goaltender lol

[hasty basin]

As a LB?

What is he Bale?

[short flame]

Like if we’re trailing, the coach subs off a winger for a left back and he goes as a righ winger or #10

He’s just really versatile

He’s our #10

[hasty basin]

I think that's more of a thing in the NBA

Having a star player and making him your scoring option

In 11 a side your striker should most of the time be your scoring option

You need a balanced team

Midfield gives some decent balls

Strikers make runs and score

[short flame]

But he has 16 goals in a 100 games

He’s just not a finisher

He can hold the ball

[hasty basin]

I mean sure

[short flame]

But can’t score

[hasty basin]

So Anchor play

[short flame]

Yeah

[hasty basin]

Firmino wasn't a true striker as well

But they had Mane and Salah

[short flame]

We have velazco

[hasty basin]

For Wolves Jimenez has

13 games played

0 goals 1 assist

[short flame]

I wouldn’t want him in my team, not because of the stats, just don’t rate him as a player

[hasty basin]

If he doesn't shot his results on his stats

He has to show them ingame

Which he doesnt

Their backup striker is Diego Costa

14 games 0 goals 0 assists

Done barely anything

[short flame]

The Diego Costa?

[hasty basin]

Yes him

He may as well be an actual caveman now

[sweet tree]

LOOOOOL

[hasty basin]

Considering his age

[sweet tree]

that is yikes

[short flame]

He hasn’t retired?

[hasty basin]

Nah

He was a F/A

And Wolves picked him up

[sweet tree]

you're telling me their 2 Strikers haven't scored a goal in a combined 30 game played...

[hasty basin]

Yep

[sweet tree]

Dkm

well close to 30 games

but yeah still yikes

[hasty basin]

Wolves have only scored 22 goals

Anchor play type striker isn't their thing

[sweet tree]

they got the least in the league?

[hasty basin]

Nah the least is 20 by Everton

Which kinda makes sense

They do have a game in hand tho

[sweet tree]

less goals than matches played...

wild

[short flame]

Velasco had 7 goals 4 assists from left back. He was our top scorer last season

[hasty basin]

I actually like their midfield

[hasty basin]

Sometimes it can be a case like

JWP

Ward-Prowse

He has 7 goals

Prob most from free kicks

2 assists

[short flame]

Sure but the fact that our strikers had a combien 6 goals

Combined

5 for one, 1 for the other

[hasty basin]

If it's working it's fine

As I said

For some teams it works for some it doesn't

Wolves need a new striker.

[short flame]

To be fair the other was so bad he was dropped from the team after like 6 appearances

[hasty basin]

Because Wolves have too much playmaking to be playing an Anchor play striker lmao

[short flame]

Then he came when we got a bunch of injuries and scored an own goal

[hasty basin]

Its like having 10 advanced playmakers on FM or something

[short flame]

Missed a penalty

[hasty basin]

Oof

[short flame]

And then finally scored a sitter before being released

[hasty basin]

[short flame]

Hasn’t found a team since this summer

[hasty basin]

Interesting

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/eurofootcom/status/1637144019166801920?t=p6ch8_bDaweHGB8-XIOovQ&s=19

EuroFoot (@eurofootcom)

🇮🇹❤️ Now this is football heritage… @cesc4official meets @gianluigibuffon in Serie B as captains of both Como & Parma respectively. Iconic.

Twitter · Mar 18, 2023, 5:28 PM

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Damn lmao

That's oldschool

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buffon is 45...

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Never mind his goal was actually a penalty

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Fabregas is in serie B?

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yeah

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I feel old

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45 is crazy

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the team he plays for is in a nice city which is why he's there

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Ibiza is a nice team to finish at

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One of the best defenders of his generation

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Who’ll retire first Buffon or that Japanese guy

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Hmm

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Buffon

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Buffon

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Uh, what's with the postponed games

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Tbf

Nakamura is 44

Idkk

For an outfielder lmao

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@dim kettle uh oh verstappen stuck in third gear

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Super max

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Looks like transmission issue

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Nakamura retired

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So he’s going to start 15tj at best

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He did?

It says current team

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yeah last year I think

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Debt to the mafia only explanation

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Still better than Ederson

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Miura will probably not retire unless he gets a bad injury. He’ll continue training until he can’t run anymore

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https://www.japantimes.co.jp/sports/2022/10/18/soccer/j-league/shunsuke-nakamura-retires/

Miura is still playing

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Only have a few minutes to figure it out

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Yeah imagine being 56

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It’s going to be really hard

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As a forward

Lmao

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There’s a cool video of him and Tierney from when he was a child

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Damn

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Gave him signed boots

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Theoretically

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Yeah he’s out of quali

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that's neat

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It’s over

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Miura could have played with 3 generations of a family

Lmao

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In Portuguese second league

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https://youtu.be/5GDR6tpRNNY

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Ah yes

Baby faced

When he was a kid

LMAO what a block

Who even was that

Isiah Hartenstein???

I remember him on the rockets

He was a good 3 point shooter

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https://youtu.be/ig-gLP1-hOE

His first goal was in 2005 for the team which seems like so long ago

Then you realize he was 35

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Impressive that he’s 56 and still able to play

Super human

Let’s go piastri q3 in his second weekend

Woooo

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I could somewhat expect a 56 year old gk

Not really but

A forward being 56 is like

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What a lap Russell

Woooo

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One in a billion

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I Hope he gets to play in Portugal

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Perez pole

Perez - Alonso on front row due to Leclerc penalty

Top 10 after Leclerc penalty

So Perez - Alonso, Russell-sainz, stroll-ocon, Hamilton-piastri, gasly-hulk

Interesting Leclerc stands there but i guess they are doing it based on times

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haaland is gonna bag a brace on bayern lol

damn where's max, also nice to see russell up there