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Hopefully
We gotta realize that this was their starting 11 vs Croatia
31.3 average age
They also needed atleast 1 goal who did they sub on?
Lukaku
Belgium filled with old men
Their golden era is over
Going to average close to 35 by next World Cup
If they don’t pivot
That CB pairing is gone next WC
Did they ever have a golden era?
KDB old
Buccaneers are signing former Broncos’ running back Chase Edmonds to a one-year deal, per source.
I call that a pyrite era (geology joke)
Facts
Teams aren’t just adding talent
It’s why superteams in the nba sometimes fails
Despite being loaded with good players
And get beat by teams with objectively less talent
Nets be like
Idk really but
I put premier league above anything else
Bundesliga might be the most fun for a lot of people as well
La liga in the past I would recommend but now no
Ligue 1 is meh and
Serie A is cool a lot of upsets happen these days
It's heavily dominated by Napoli this year though
So I say just try getting into the prem
Queen's death affected the fixtures

My queen 
Update: #Steelers cut LB Myles Jack after signing former #Dolphins LB Elandon Roberts, per @AdamSchefter
Tbf when you think about Serie a and italian football
It makes sense
Still crazy though
I think Milan will 100% lose against any team apart from Chelsea they have a chance there
(Yes even Benfica)
Inter is better but they're not that great either
Not benfica
Milan had to get saved by Maignan
I would put Milan over inter
Vs Spurs.
Oof how
Milan are very inconsistent
Inter even beat Napoli once somehow
So their capabilities are higer
God will be back
But Milan have devis Vasquez
I want Benfica or Napoli in the finals
Napoli will make it
Unless they just get Bayern rn
Then the depth game will start.
I think they have a big chance vs RMA
Napoli's defence is good enough to deal with the threats
Atleast to hold them to like
1 goal
And RMA has Rudiger
So yeah
yeah they're just more proven in UCL
Oh there's no competition for Napoli's mentality lol
The team is actually built on mentality
It's like everyone knows their role exactly
I just realized the teams that qualified for the quarter finals in the champions league are top 2 or 3 in their respective league and then there’s Chelsea 
So nice to see mid table small clubs from the premier league doing so well in UCL
Contract terms: The #49ers signed former #Raiders No. 4 overall pick Clelin Ferrell to a 1-year, $2.5M deal with $1.8M guaranteed.
Dolphins are signing former Jets’ WR Braxton Berrios to a one-year deal, per league source. The deal was negotiated and confirmed by Drew Rosenhaus and Robert Bailey.
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Former Hurricane coming home
As announced on the Pat McAfee Show, Aaron Rodgers will be traded to the Jets.
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Live Tom reaction to Rodgers trade
Saw it.
Yeah
Not just solely love
Even if he’s good they’ll probably still blow it
And if he sucks well then mediocrity ensues
Maybe the 1980s packers make a return
Been a. Long time since they’ve not had a hof qb at centre
Tough loss for the Chargers though, dude was decent from what I saw
Chargers are used to it
Oof
https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1636409993539862532?t=87knEZEZjS-oS6SqKLSqAQ&s=19 @hasty mesa @robust grotto @torn gale
Breaking: FA WR Parris Campbell is signing with the #Giants, source tells @theScore.
The former Buckeye star comes off a career-best 62/623/3 with the #Colts last season, adding 2 rushing TDs as well.
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He fast
Man the giants getting stacked
This going to be a fun season
Nfc getting better
Now if only the cowboys can suck for all of eternity
That’d be the best
Imagine this and draft giving us a solid WR core on top of everything else
G-men are going crazy
Honestly the desperation to get DJ a contract makes more sense in hindsight now
They building
Can we actually compete in our Division?
Yes
On a more humorous note
Insane
He’s not gonna be an eagle?
He’s a UFA rn, Eagles getting kinda close to the cap and they have to get ready for giving Jalen a mega deal
Loading the brinks truck
Hahahaha though i can’t say anything since bosa is about to get paid
He’s a burner for a receiver. He’s better than what you guys already had.
Don’t expect too much, but he’s serviceable
Cool cool
Very fair
Idk what they’re looking at even with that 25th puck
Puck lol I should just stick to that man
Offensive line, corner. That’s where most of the depth is at
Defensive line potentially
Igor stop puck well
My happiness the next 3 months relies on that man’s ability
Lord have mercy
Full breakdown on #Giants WR Parris Campbell’s deal:
$1.5m signing bonus
$1.4m base salary (fully guaranteed)
$100k workout bonus
$100k for each game active (up to $1.7 million total)
Incentives up to $1.9m
$200k for each level hit:
- 4, 6 & 8 Receiving TDs
- 55, 65 & 75…
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It’s quite hard to tell but I’m pretty sure Rafael Fiziev is wearing a Going Merry T-shirt at the ufc press conference right now
He wore a one piece tshirt on countdown
Hope he wins this Saturday 
New York Mets closer Edwin Díaz tore the patellar tendon in his right knee during the celebration after Puerto Rico’s WBC victory against the Dominican Republic. He will need surgery and is expected to miss the season.
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I’m not devastated personally but feeling for my Met brethren who must be extra sick after all this
Never easy lol
The Mets: We can't have nice things.
Yeesh, that was a worst case scenario I didn’t want to bring up
Never lol
I do feel bad for the hardcore, every day, season ticket fan though
At least some of the Mets fans can see Rodgers as a Jet.
How’s Slovan doing
No I fucking hate Slovan
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But that’s cool that they have that lmfao

I’m hoping we draw Slovan
Give me a reason to fly home 😂 but I do hate them just off city rivalry
Lmao
Tbf I wouldn't have heard of them if georgians didn't play there
2/3 are starters for us
One of those doubtable starter
Yeah let’s be real, shit league
Juve goal
Dusaaannn
Moise Kean assist
Slovan just benefits like I’m sure other capital city teams do in smaller nations. They own football in the country though… praying they don’t win this year in hockey
FM goat

I can't believe what I'm saying but Kean has been playing well tonight
Easily onside
Nice
On who????
God I can not explain how much I hate the offside rule with a burning passion
Betis should be ashamed of themselves, they got slapped up so hard they started the fridge in the second leg
Yeah such short distances don't even give you any advantage at all
They should thicken the lines
Or something like that
But I guess it would be pretty hard to enforce
It's just easier to see if the attacker is over the defender at all
Yeah well if it was like that it would be based on opinion
When eventually it will be a robot doing all the work that's when it's gonna get real
We won't get controversial calls then tho
I understand most offside calls. But when in situations where it quite literally doesn’t matter at all it’s dumb. Vlahovic being behind the keeper had no effect on the play whatsoever, he literally had to run backward to shoot the ball off balance
We wont be able to make fun of the / lines for offside
They should decide a certain amount of distance that gives too much advantage
Like idk 10cm
Yeah
The ball wasn’t even passed to him
COME ON
So close
THATS A PEN
Again Gulde
GO WATCH IT REF
That has to be a pen
He fell with his arms wide open
That should be a pen
That IS a pen
Yep
Stretches his opposite arm out and blocks it lmao
Pen?
offside needs to change
He scored
Watching man u one
LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOO
They are watching juve
DUSAAAAAAAAN AGAIN
Juve
Nice
dang Dusan brace?
Fiorentina equalized
Nah the first one was offside
Nah first goal disallowed
And no
Shaky pen but we’ll take it
Aint no way United are locking them up
HT
With united's Maguire
The fridge

They have beem holding up pretty good
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Lisandro and then
AWB defensive minded
Sofascore shows bruno as a DM
And Fred as a cam
For some reason
Ddg has become a former shadow of himself
he was always overhyped
terrible passer in the build up, overrated shot stopper
gets beaten near post at times lol
Why are they allowed to kick this corner
Oh damn
He had his moments
1B to never get past the CL quarter finals

Not even that
The round of 16

same
Oof
well we were in semis in 18/19
has bournemouth been to europe?
how did you become a bournemouth fan croc
New owners looking promising
When I got into football like REALLY got into it
It was around 2018
And I was looking for a team to support
Bournemouth looked like one of the more underrated sides in the prem which was my fav
So
that's fair
Joshua King, Callum Wilson even Fraser ig
Danjuma Stanislas Brooks early
I miss those days but whatever
Almost signed Zaniolo
Fuck Zaniolo
Is Neto playing good?
I tried supporting premier league teams but I don’t really like any of them that much
I remember when he played with us and Fiorentina
Nice
Honestly best way to watch the prem is as a neutral
He deserves being Brazil's N2 over Ederson
yeah
I just root for players I like in the prem
Damn that's a great praise
I dont care for the clubs
I'm telling you man he's been way better than Ederson lmao
I root for Nottingham Forest because I've been doing a RTG career with them since fifa 15 
That's actually not saying much though
Oh yea
I did FM career mode on Bournemouth like 100 times
So maybe that's why as well
Ederson always looked shaky in the few Man City games I watched
City need a better keeper
He's good with his feet but he doesn't look like a great shot stopper
No commentary having ass highlights
They are already lol
He has like a minus in preventing goals
Haaland and De Bruyne is unfair
And still has
Ederson would start in Liverpool’s midfield
Milner is gonna play with Trent JR soon
He already played with a dad and his son
I don't remember who it was though
Seeing the replay for the disallowed goal
Hilarious how something like that could disallow a goal
Wtf I never knew this about Hitz
He moved around with free transfers all the time
Yeah no Shakhtar are done for
Oh my god. Virginia just lost in March
You were a Virginia fan right? @sweet tree
Or was it someone else
Shakhtar are missing 017
That's a gg
Jalen Slawson: “He just freaking threw it!”
Best part about this shot is there is ZERO HESITATION. In that moment, he was Steph
wtf
I dont watch March madness but I guess
There’s a brain fart and then there’s…whatever the hell that was
still that's wild how they gave that game away
Dayum
That's such a stupid yellow card to get Dusan come on
What happened lmao
What a save by Tek again
What the hell was that
Ok turned on the TV to watch United
Cos bored
I dont think any of the games are worth watching really but
I just came back and saw some ultimate team fut champs ass play
I just don’t understand what he was thinking, clock was winding down and you had a 2 point lead, just take the foul and burn off more clock
I find it hard to get into march madness because I know no one at all
well it's college guys
and yeah he should've just let himself get fouled and take FTs
that's so dumb
6-0 Feyenoord
yikes
I’ve always wondered how there aren’t more injuries like that
With how insane celebrations are sometimes
I hope quarter finals gon be nice
Oh yea
What is this sorcery?
The Ronaldo curse
Wow Rashford’s goal was kinda nasty
I will fly to Europe is WH draw Slovan
He panicked
CR7 
Crossbar again come on
LETSGOOOOOOOOOOO
Dusan and Chiesa scoring thank you Fiorentina

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Slovan sold
Dude choked 😭
Welp, the only way I go to Europe now is if we make the final
xhaka scored

Roma goal
Nvm smalling handball

Reminds me of Solomon goals
Good Goal
I’m still mad we didn’t sign him for this campaign 
Ok
THATS CRAZY DKMMM
Show
Ramsdale should do better there
yeah he was way off his line
also sucks saliba and tomiyasu got hurt
I'll post it in a bit wolf
Arizona hosting the Super Bowl showed the whole world how shitty their field is
Seriously they have to fix that crap it’s awful
Saliba shouldn’t have even been playing
yeah
Arteta should've rested his starters
𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐋 | 𝖠𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗅 1-1 𝖲𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 (𝖦𝗈𝗇𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗏𝖾𝗌)
@short flame
it's really 3-3 on agg
How didn't Oyarzabal score from there
After we get eliminated from the CL because of away goals two years in a row they get rid of it 
what a save
Good strike
How didn't sporting score that come on
I'm sorry Arsenal fans but I'm praying for your downfall
In the EL
So are we
it's probably better for arsenal
Rather be out of this competition
Bruh Sociedad are missing the easiest chances
Unione St. Gilloise is destroying Union Berlin damn
this gonna go to et
Minshew mania 
Emirates yet to have a penalty shoot out
We’ve only ever had one penalty shootout at home ever
In 2003
Kinda crazy
that's a mad stat 😳
@robust grotto rangers or penguins going to win tonight ?
trossard post ahh
Holy shit
odegaard been nice coming on
Let me answer
Rangers
Adan 💀
Gotta be
saka?
First penalty shoot-out ever at the Emirates Stadium.
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sporting taking first
sheesh good pen
Dude if Adan can
Odegaard?
I see
Interesting
Adan has been so good though
Imagine he gets Sporting through
Goal
Oh what a goal
Stern face as well lmao
Sakaa
Nah man I have a bad feeling about this
Nvm nice goal
he couldve saved it tbh
What’s going on with this game
under ramsdale
that's straight on the middle
ITS OVER
Fuck yessss
Fair play to Adan man
Goodbye Arsenal
What a performance
Lmao dude flipping off the camera
I don't want to draw Sporting tho
I'd take St. Gilloise and Leverkusen
Everyone else no thank you
Maybe Feyenoord too
Sevilla is having a terrible season but Sevilla in EL is like Real Madrid in CL, you can never rule them out
oh a belgium team in QFs
I dont think United will meet a hard team
They might get like Union
rough
Maybe Feyenoord but they looked good
injured players + had to play ET
Or maybe it was just Shakhtar being trash
damn
true
Adan masterclass icl
UCL next season for yall
Dude went crazy
Just make sure you don’t fuck up that league title
He’s beaten us before in a penalty shoot out
adan was saving everything
And this won’t matter too much
That one was even worse
Yea
yeah better to focus on the league
Ramsdale could have have saved 2 of the pens
you guys still in any cups?
not bad
11 cup finals
Fa cup also if we beat fulham
3 trophies in ten haags first season would be wicked
Arsenal lost PKs huh
tears la liga only has Madrid & Sevilla
it's cool for Italian football
United probably wins Europa
they look the strongest out of the final 8
could see Juve as well
Who’s left in europa?
here's the final 8
Why was Kim Kardashian there
no clue 
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#UCL #UEL #UECL
We need the EL more than United does unless we somehow get our points back
true, could get UCL with winning UEL + likely United gets top 4
I’m going all in on a full Italian final
I’m hoping for Napoli Madrid and United Juve finals
everything sounds good Apart from the Madrid part
Well, actually it would be nice if a team worse than United make it but
Just for the sake of a good match
Who are the 3 Belgium teams? Can only see USG and Anderlecht
Gent
Probably conference league
yeah there's 2 belgium clubs in conference league
Oh they played yesterday
Who’s left in conference?
Cool to see more teams around Europe in the conference league
Which is the French club left
Nice
Ah
I think West Ham might be favourites for conference
Nah mate, I think off of PL status yeah but the second we play a side with even a lick of quality and it’s over
West ham gent final
Probably West Ham or Lazio
I promise you guys
Fiorentina
WHU won’t win this
That’s the thing though there’s hardly teams of quality left
Maybe Nice
You’ll lose to gent in the final
Lazio and Fiorentina are in it by
Nice is probably the best team in the conference league
They’re the only Italian team out of Europe
yeah its probably them or WHU
Gent
I dont really watch the belgium league tbh
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1636476051332235265?t=4mlqdHd2_lYh-iEP6irEjw&s=19 @hasty mesa @robust grotto @torn gale
That’s a sweet deal considering Slayton is solid
👁️
Then I’m going west ham vs the polish club
OHHH MY GOD
He’s solid, Fire plays and just has to work on a few drops
THE PASS FROM PANARIN
But I’m happy to keep him in the room
AND THE GOAL FROM MIKA
@dim ledge
OHHHHY BABBBBBYYY
ITS AN OH BABY TYPE OF NIGHT
The #Colts agreed to terms with QB Gardner Minshew, per source.
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Guard Cody Ford is signing with the #Bengals, per source.
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That one hurts
Stuck with shit guards yet again
Oh joy
Better option than any other receivers out there
It’s really bare
what a trade this ended up being man
fucks sake
Yeah for the market I’m fine with Campbell Slayton Hodgins and Wallen
With Saquon running
Solid for DJ to work with no?
We’re still a star WR away from competing w Cowboys and Eagles I guess
Let’s see how draft goes
Regardless, solid if we’re in rebuild year
Could get the USC receiver Addison
But he’s not a star
JSN is probably going 15 there
Panarin with the board pass .. muah
He’s back: The #Eagles are keeping star CB Darius Slay after all, with the team reaching a 2-year extension through 2025, per me and @MikeGarafolo. He announced his release but wasn't actually released. The two sides got together and worked it out. The Pro Bowler sticks.
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Congrats eagles
Do jets and giants fans exist in the same household ?
Can’t imagine that’s a fun time
Amazing how the giants and jets play in New Jersey yet have a shit stadium
Build a new stadium cowards
MetLife sucks
Insurance sucks also but their stiadum sucks worse
So good enough
Wonder when an oil company sponsors another stadium
wtf is going on
That’s a fire profile picture
Les Panthers doublent leur avance.
The Panthers double their lead.
MTL 3, FLA 6
#GoHabsGo
LMFAO
Hahaha same idea
rip dude
This is a full game score
Holy fuck
What is it going to be 15-10 at the end lol
The hockey guy will need one board for this game alone
He’ll somehow manage to write in the smallest font possible

So they started Allen, 4 goals in 7 minutes. Put in the backup right
FULL ON TANK
3 goals in 6 minutes
JAIME LES TANQUES

That’s for Columbus
That is a terrible arena name
Devils whiff on 5on3
RIP
Stammer rips one through
2-1 tbl
I'm dying rn. 
This has to be Jake Allen's last year in the league.
he's somehow worse than ukko pekka loseagame
Guy only stayed in the league because he hid behind price most of his career
the second he has to step he get outed
did you see our garbage last night?
Yeah but upl is 24 whereas jake Allen is 32
He can still grow whereas it’s pretty unlikely that jake Allen gets noticeably better
Free agent tight end Robert Tonyan is leaving Green Bay but staying in the NFC North.Tonyan has agreed to a one-year deal with the Bears, according to Adam Schefter of ESPN.Tonyan originally entered the NFL as an undrafted rookie with the Lions in 2017, but he didn’t make the Lions’ roster and ended up spending [more]
Let’s goooooooooo
Best news of the year
Heck yeah
Thé plight of dan Snyder might be soon over
Many, many fans seem thrilled that the Dan Snyder era is coming to an end.
The interesting question now is, who will be the new owner? Snyder reportedly doesn't want to sell it to Jeff Bezos because he printed news about him on the Washington Post.
Classic dan Snyder bozo moment
Let’s gooooo they are going to sell it soon
NJ Devils boogeyman. Steven Stammer Stamkos.
Let’s go raptors win
Nets can’t rebound
Kings are 11 seconds away from officially being over .500
Snapping a 16 year streak (since 2006)
Michael Jordan is in the process of selling his majority stake in the Charlotte Hornets https://t.co/hAbb8F9Mxo
Quarter finals draws today 
We'll see
Ah welp I won't be home for it
Nah
Would be shite
Honestly i want napoli benfica final
Im tired of chelsea bayern madrid and city
Man.... KD on the Suns is not good, gonna ruin my Mavericks cinderella story
Can't we go back to gathering all soft and headcase players in one team like we did with the Nets last year ? 
What time for UECL?
Guessing it’s last ?
Benfica making the ucl final nice
Real Madrid is winning this bitch
in fact, they winning champions this year
and i can't tell if the 6-2 on Liverpool was a fluke or not
cuz the boys went in the mean time and shredded Manchester United but could not touch Real Madrid at all
Nacho locked down Salah by the balls
History repeating itself
Chelsea aint winning shit
Ooh real is facing chelsea in quarters for third consecutive time
Chelsea Madrid should be a fun game
Think the winner of the whole thing comes from that game tbh
If Chelsea go through you just know they’re gonna fluke the whole thing
Tbf it's not a bad matchup but
Difference of skill.....
I rate Chelsea's defence and RMA's attack
And reverse for Chelsea's attack and RMA's defence
Then it comes down to the midfield battle which I'm giving to RMA
our attack is so pathetic
By a good margin actually
Well when Havertz is your main CF
It's not gonna be great is it
At this stage of knockout football it’s about who’s got that dawg in them
when havertz is our main cf and not even the biggest problem*
Reece James vs Vini about to go crazy
Unstoppable force vs immovable (stuck in the hospital) object
Hope Bayern son Haaland
United first
Hope sporting go out
Fuck fuck fuck
Have they said the order of the semis
After the draws
Juve/sporting vs manu/sevilla
Lol
At least Roma has a chance at the final I guess
Europa League semifinals 🏆 #UEL
🔴 Manchester United-Sevilla ✖️Juventus-Sporting
🔴 AS Roma-Feyenoord ✖️ Bayer Leverkusen-Union St Gilloise
Roma actually look solid but it's just an illusion
They're not at all
They're so annoying to play against
This was probably the worst possible draw for us
We're playing the second leg in Portugal too
Roma Feyenoord conference league final rematch
Feyenoord can get revenge
Napoli has a legit chance




