sports

[honest umbra]

there’s another Steph?

[celest zephyr]

Especially with how bad Fillmore is rn

[hasty basin]

Liverpool's midfield at Bernabeu

Wrap it up lads

[honest umbra]

hasn’t this been their midfield for like 5 years now?

[hasty basin]

Jimmer Fredette?

[rustic ore]

I mean the question is though if he's an upgrade on the CB opposite of Diggs for the Cowboys, I'm gonna guess yes

[hasty basin]

Not really

[rustic mountain]

Gilmore at one point was the dpoy and rightfully so with us

[versed forge]

Gilmore is still pretty decent

[hasty basin]

Bajcetic Thiago

[versed forge]

Huge trade for cowboys tbh

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1635756547656523777

Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow)

Be a friend, tell a friend.

You are cordially invited.

🗣🗣 TOMORROW AT 1PMEST

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321

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 9:35 PM

[honest umbra]

is he still that good?

[rustic mountain]

Like I said 2018 Id be more impressed

[celest zephyr]

Still lol don’t think many people think of Gillmore when they hear steph

[hasty basin]

Who Thiago?

[honest umbra]

Yea this isn’t 2018

[versed forge]

Yeah I agree

[rustic ore]

Cause even if his athleticism has fallen off he still has good instincts/hands

[sweet tree]

this other game still 0-0

[celest zephyr]

Finally

[rustic mountain]

Oh I was just saying in general Kimmy

[honest umbra]

who’s up, Porto?

[celest zephyr]

Going to be announced

[smoky fable]

It’ll be announced then

[versed forge]

Bruh lmfao

[sweet tree]

Inter 1-0 on agg

[rustic mountain]

I don't really care if people think of Curry or Gilmore

[celest zephyr]

An aight

Cool

[rustic ore]

Literally pulling a LeBron to Miami 2.0

What a bitch

[honest umbra]

what if rodgers just got all his buddies jobs in NY but decides to stay in GB?

[smoky fable]

Pissed off a lot of free agents

[celest zephyr]

Except lebron is actually a winner

[rustic mountain]

That would be hilarious

[celest zephyr]

Rodgers has made the same amount of finals as bron in his first stint in Cleveland

[dim kettle]

He’s confirming he’s gonna playing football in Jersey… For the New Jersey Generals

[versed forge]

Rodgers might be retiring tbh

[rustic ore]

LeBron never won a ring in his first run with Cleveland though

[celest zephyr]

Yeah but he was also in his prime

Not old like Rodgers

[rustic mountain]

It would be the funniest thing in the world and Id love Aaron Rodgers if he got NY to spend a ton of fucking money and then he just goes "I am retired"

[rustic ore]

Nah, after all this time he's going to go to the Jets

[celest zephyr]

If this was 28 year old Rodgers then sure maybe

[fluid moat]

Give Inter city next round so he can dunk 5 on them too

[versed forge]

Honestly wouldn’t be surprised, he’s taking too long to make a decision

[versed forge]

Hope so

[celest zephyr]

He’s going to retire

[honest umbra]

but he went on his dark retreat already

didn’t he?

[versed forge]

If he just ends up retiring that would be funny

[rustic ore]

Yeah

[versed forge]

Rip jets

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/scootermagruder/status/1635757347556704256?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Cameron Magruder (@ScooterMagruder)

@PatMcAfeeShow @AaronRodgers12 Watch him retire 💀💀💀

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 9:38 PM

[rustic mountain]

If he retires and leaves the Jets high and dry I will buy an Aaron Rodgers jersey

[rustic ore]

But he's a diva so I'm sure he loves being wined and dined and seeing how desperate the Jets are for him

[rustic mountain]

We love people who fuck over the Jets, Bills, and Dolphins

[honest umbra]

The cowboys too

so are the jets better than bills and dolphins if they get rodgers?

[dim kettle]

If he retires, it will say a lot more about the Jets than Rodgers. It means he knows the Jets aren’t anything special

[rustic ore]

Dolphins yes, Bills no

[rustic mountain]

Dolphins maybe

[honest umbra]

also it’s easily the best division right?

[rustic mountain]

Bills def bot

Not

[honest umbra]

crazy to think about after how long patriots dominated

[rustic mountain]

AFC east was one of the best last year

[smoky fable]

Man Pats are last in the AFCE

I can’t believe it

[rustic ore]

In terms of competition? Either them or the NFCE

[rustic mountain]

They are but it's not the same kinda last as the nfc south

[smoky fable]

Would give the nod to AFCE though

The Patriots are better than Washington

[rustic ore]

NFCW potentially too if the Rams minus Ramsey can still be good once they get their other stars back healthy

[honest umbra]

Nah we suck

NFCW ain’t up there no more

49ers have too much QB uncertainty

Geno would have to repeat his heroics

[smoky fable]

Cardinals suck

[rustic ore]

On the plus side if the Rams are ass next season they at least have a 1st in 2024 (for now)

[honest umbra]

Haha we ain’t trading that

we have a lot of picks this year too

as long as snead picks well, I’m content

[smoky fable]

No more fuck them picks from Snead

What a change

[rustic mountain]

"This just in the Rams have traded matt stafford and 2 first round picks for Lamar Jackson!!"

[honest umbra]

lmao

[smoky fable]

Don’t think the Rams have the cap for that?

[honest umbra]

considering our OL

That would be an AWFUL move

[rustic mountain]

Cap?

[honest umbra]

cap is a myth

[rustic mountain]

The thing that doesn't exist

[smoky fable]

Tell that to the Saints from the recent past

[honest umbra]

they have both carr and Winston?

and restructured Thomas right?

[rustic mountain]

Yep

[honest umbra]

yea they’re going a cool 6-11 this year

[robust grotto]

Rodgers going public tmw afternoon

[honest umbra]

with his retirement?

[smoky fable]

That division is just terrible

[honest umbra]

yea bucs should win it

[rustic mountain]

Rodgers retires, he just helps his buddies get a pay day lmao

[honest umbra]

and just pisses off the tri state

never step foot in NY

[dim ledge]

Edge is up there too

[rustic ore]

FFS please no

I want Bowles gone

[dim ledge]

I'd say those 3 are the most important tbh
Kicker
CB
Edge

[rustic ore]

And a top 5 pick in the draft next year

[versed forge]

With what qb tho

Aren’t the bucs picking up baker mayfield

[rustic ore]

Also don't want that

Just tank with Trask

[dim ledge]

I unironically trust our QB core

[rustic ore]

As you should

[celest zephyr]

YESSSSSSSSSSS

5-0

Let’s gooo

[rustic ore]

SF has a great all around roster

[versed forge]

Sam Darnold is a beast

He’s def underrated

[honest umbra]

wait since is when Sam a beast

[versed forge]

He might be starting for the 49ers

[honest umbra]

he’s def not starting

he’s third

[versed forge]

I mean he played somewhat decent in Carolina

[dim ledge]

He won't be starting lol

Rn I see it as Trey-->Purdy-->Darnold

And, that's purely because of Purdy's injury

[versed forge]

Purdy and trey fully healthy now?

[honest umbra]

yea idk who the favorite is between trey and Purdy

but darnold ain’t first if they’re healthy

[dim ledge]

Trey either is or will be

Purdy, just had surgery

[versed forge]

Just saying with the injury problems the two have had, darnold might end up qb1

[dim ledge]

Slated to be healthy but

[versed forge]

For the time being

[dim ledge]

If they're both injured, sure

[sweet tree]

KDB 7th.

[hasty basin]

Aite wrap it up

[rustic ore]

Trey will be, Purdy is estimated to be cleared by around Week 1, but even if he's healthy that doesn't mean he'll be ready to start, he's gonna miss valuable reps in the summer rehabbing

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1635759591215513600?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Colts are planning to cut QB Matt Ryan, per @ZachKleinWSB

Likes

393

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 9:47 PM

[rustic mountain]

We want Darnold, we want Darnold, we want Darnold, we wanr Darnold!

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1635758302196801540?t=xD2uDs5uH2peLnkWvSU7qg&s=19

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

#Chiefs free-agent OT Orlando Brown remains unsigned at the moment, despite a report saying otherwise.

Adam Schefter explains the delay on NFL Live: "The league views him as a Right Tackle but he wants to be paid as a Left Tackle."

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158

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 9:42 PM

[dim ledge]

Yeah this is major, actually training

So I fully believe Lance starts

[rustic mountain]

OrLando Brown

[versed forge]

Can’t wait to see trey back in action, hope they both get a full recovery

[versed forge]

He might go to the bears

[rustic mountain]

Trey Lance starting, if I am gambling, I am betting on him not being great

I just don't see what other see I suppose

[rustic ore]

You have to see what you have in him though

You gave up too much not too

[celest zephyr]

Whatever he will get pulled if he sucks

So idc

[rustic ore]

And again, ring rust on Purdy

[rustic mountain]

See what you have during training camp and preseason

[rustic ore]

I highly doubt he's gonna play much in the preseason

[slim nacelle]

My gooooaaat

[celest zephyr]

I just want the season to start

[rustic ore]

If at all

[dim ledge]

Lance will be fine

[rustic ore]

Plus if memory serves correctly I read reports ranging from him making Mahomes-esque throws to practice to bone headed ones

[rustic mountain]

Says what context tho

[rustic ore]

So we'll see

[dim ledge]

Likely not amazing but niners don't need amazing

Like I said, he'll be fine

[celest zephyr]

I just want to see next season

I’m tired of this lol

[dim ledge]

Same lmao

[celest zephyr]

Come on Rodgers

Do something

[rustic mountain]

Bro gonna end up throwing away games if not getting injured

[versed forge]

He’ll be fine, he’s got all the weapons he needs

[rustic ore]

Really excited about the draft

[versed forge]

That 49ers roster is insane

[celest zephyr]

Okay even before he didn’t really do that lol

When he did start

He wasn’t actively throwing games

[rustic mountain]

He played what 3 games

I was going off Buc's bone headed comment

I just don't trust Lance. I don't trust Jordan Love either for it is worth

[dim ledge]

Yeah I'm not judging the sample size of 3 games

But

I'm certainly not comparing him to Mahomes in any capacity lol

[fluid moat]

Lmao City just had to score one more

[sweet tree]

they got a bigger beat down than brugge

[celest zephyr]

Still no evidence that he can throw a game lol

Idk I’m tired of this bs

[rustic mountain]

Still no evidence he can win one either

[celest zephyr]

Anyways

[fluid moat]

Ah man Porto are getting close but they can’t finish

[celest zephyr]

Despite at least winning a start ?

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/xGPhilosophy/status/1635761752498470912?t=igmm_Ms4R2PZQTBespNTcQ&s=19

The xG Philosophy (@xGPhilosophy)

Man City (5.75) 7-0 (0.58) RB Leipzig

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 9:56 PM

dfkm

[celest zephyr]

Sure it’s the Texans but he did objectively win a game lol

[rustic mountain]

Even Ryan Leaf won a game

[celest zephyr]

You said he hasn’t shown he can win a game when he has won one

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1635761577818308610?s=61&t=f4Yvzr6u7GJ-tvU7BUGK5g

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Veteran free-agent QB Andy Dalton is expected to reach agreement on a two-year, $10 million deal that includes $8 million fully guaranteed with the Carolina Panthers, per source. Contract max value is $17 million.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 9:55 PM

[celest zephyr]

Therefore objectively yes he can

Bahahahaahahhaahhahahaha

[versed forge]

LOL

[celest zephyr]

Worst qb divison in the league

Dalton, Carr, Mayfield

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/Bonetti/status/1635761760882905095?t=nyphhaop7ovonTpXn3nAmw&s=19

Matteo Bonetti (@Bonetti)

PORTO FORCE GOAL LINE CLEARANCE

PORTO HIT THE POST

PORTO HIT THE CROSSBAR

All of this happened in the last sixty seconds!!!!!

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 9:56 PM

[celest zephyr]

Yay Canada wins

[sweet tree]

unl

[celest zephyr]

We know nothing about lance idk what there is to gamble amount

[sweet tree]

Inter goes through

[fluid moat]

Ugh

Give them Real next

[sweet tree]

no...

City vs Real instead

[short flame]

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-forman-debra-jo-rupp-laugh-meme-hysterical-laughter-lol-gif-24893555

Well, there's a vet back up for whoever they take #1 overall I guess

[dim ledge]

Inb4 Jimmy G-Lance 2.0

I'm quite pleased that we saved CMC from that franchise

Though I read an article that he was mad at the move at first

[rustic ore]

I mean I think he already bought a house over there

And they told him to his face that they wouldn't trade him

Then they did

So I can understand being a bit miffed

Sounds like dude really did want to spend his career with the team that drafted him through thick and thin, I can respect loyalty like that

On a side note

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1635762512397312004?t=5tVI6d-mpwJZuxlllJ7npw&s=19

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

As part of the #Colts trade to acquire QB Matt Ryan, his agent negotiated a new contract that included a $12M guarantee in 2023 that was not in his previous contract. Ryan remains entitled to the $12M regardless of what he decides to do this season. Amazing.

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2147

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Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 9:59 PM

That is what you call a good agent

[versed forge]

Colts are the worst

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/Footballogue/status/1635762327059415040?t=CBGOq3mirGBEXTY7g9Ro-Q&s=19

Footballogue (@Footballogue)

🚨 Qualifiés en quarts de finale :

🇩🇪 Bayern
🇵🇹 Benfica
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Chelsea
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Manchester City
🇮🇹 Inter Milan
🇮🇹 AC Milan
❓
❓

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119

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 9:58 PM

3 Italian teams in QFs 🤔

[dim ledge]

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/DougKyed/status/1635765498905280514?t=6dg88jLiTVQR6Tj__r8tWw&s=19

Doug Kyed (@DougKyed)

The #Raiders have agreed to terms with ex-Steelers LB Robert Spillane. It's a two-year deal worth a max of $9M with over $4M guaranteed, per source.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 10:11 PM

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/jfowlerespn/status/1635767563899621379?s=46&t=PqGay_ygPhcY6nK0ms4jng

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

Source: #Cowboys 'close' to re-signing linebacker Leighton Vander Esch.

Likes

292

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 10:19 PM

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1635768331201282049

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Cowboys are signing back LB Leighton Vander Esch, source said, giving him a 2-year deal worth $11M. They get back one of their top defenders.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 10:22 PM

[hasty basin]

2 of them not good

I mean out of the 3 italian teams

[sweet tree]

yeah that's true

only Napoli looks good

[hasty basin]

Milan were hella sus even against Spurs

And Inter are good but they're just missing something

Idk what

Maybe a prolific scorer

Dzeko is great

Lautaro and Lukaku there too

[sweet tree]

has lautaro been good this season?

haven't really heard much of him tbh lol

[hasty basin]

I think he's been like

I guess you can say good

26 games 14 goals

3 assists

Trash in the UCL tho

[sweet tree]

okay 14 goals is alright, Lukaku has 2 dfkm

[hasty basin]

He's not really a prolific scorer though

[sweet tree]

yeah that's true

[sweet tree]

yeah

[hasty basin]

Dzeko has been meh after the WC

Their midfield is very solid btw

The middle 3 atleast

Dimarco Gosens nice

Dumfries decent after WC break

[sweet tree]

Osimhen with 19 goals and Kvara with 10 G and 9 A

[hasty basin]

Yeah they are insane this season

Duo of the season imo

https://twitter.com/Squawka/status/1635765210672775169

Squawka (@Squawka)

Josko Gvardiol did not make a single tackle or interception vs Manchester City.

Not the best interview in front of potential future employers. 🙃

Likes

555

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 10:09 PM

[robust grotto]

What does this even mean man

Grandma Alice in net, smh

[split wren]

Wtf is wrong w haland jeez

[dim ledge]

My euro brain is melting

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/dk-nintendo-donkey-kong-gif-23203423

[dim ledge]

Who the hell are the greens anyways

Jus give me my footy and a pint. Simple as

If I wanted to watch cartoons I'd turn on the telly for me daughter

[robust grotto]

My man @dim ledge lmaooo

First sentence in the broadcast tonight ( by espn, btw ) “how important is it to start a game”

…:

[dim ledge]

At least this one has merit

You're having an animated broadcast so it's implied kids will watch

[robust grotto]

Oh no there’s two feeds

[celest zephyr]

What a slate

[robust grotto]

So the kids are separated

[dim ledge]

"IPA? No mate I went to the loo before cheers"

[robust grotto]

Norf FC

[celest zephyr]

Where is that emoter from

Has to be one of the best I’ve seen

[dim ledge]

That's baz

[robust grotto]

Should’ve known!! Innit

https://vxtwitter.com/adamzherman/status/1635782713037733889?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

@dim ledge

[dim ledge]

Oh my fucking god this is

No

Just no

Super mega baseball headass broadcast

Yakuza chibi karaoke avatar ass broadcast

[robust grotto]

Hahahahaah

The “celebration”

Incredible

[celest zephyr]

Noooooo

That is disgusting

So bad

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/adamzherman/status/1635785777056555011?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA

[celest zephyr]

God this is creepy

Having actual people would look far more normal

At least Nickelodeon had the actual players

Honestly i think they nailed the gimmicks for it

Just the right amount of weirdness while also actually providing a legit game experience

[dim ledge]

I hate it here

[robust grotto]

Great positioning there

[robust grotto]

True lol it was still the actual game

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1635783657196494848?t=HXpTTBewLS8tk-qf9Fijyw&s=19

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Source: Kaleb McGary is signing back with the Falcons on a 3 year $34.5M deal.

Likes

715

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179

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 11:23 PM

[dim ledge]

@hasty mesa you like the giants moves so far?

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1635776393475678208?t=SLB3hH2klrqYNsC4qLoF0A&s=19

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Vikings and All-Pro long snapper Andrew DePaola reached agreement on a three-year, $4.025 million deal that includes $2.265 million guaranteed, the largest guarantee given to a long snapper, per his agent @seanstellato.

Likes

1874

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Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 10:54 PM

[hasty mesa]

I’m very happy

[dim ledge]

Grand

[celest zephyr]

Giants can actually be called New York

[hasty mesa]

Wallen is insane if he stays healthy

[celest zephyr]

Jets still New Jersey jets

[hasty mesa]

Like actually insane

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1635774825774940170?t=pat5D83k3_u9HCeD05eMug&s=19

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Chargers are releasing starting guard Matt Feiler, source said. He had an $8.5M cap hit for 2023.

Likes

2501

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440

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 10:48 PM

[hasty mesa]

DJ with Barkley, a TE core and a good draft WR?

[celest zephyr]

Waller is a top tier te when healthy

Or at least close to as good as kelce, andrews, kittle

[hasty mesa]

Our offense could be completely transformed next season

[robust grotto]

Ehhh truthfully a lot of NYers are Jets fans

NJ more giants fans

[celest zephyr]

I know it’s just a joke

[hasty mesa]

Depends

[robust grotto]

But there’s no complete rule of thumb

Yup

[rustic ore]

When healthy is the key though, wrong side of 30 and a 10+ mil a year salary is a bad combo if he gets hurt

[celest zephyr]

New York and New Jersey should just be one large state

[hasty mesa]

Dad grew up in a Giants area in Queens

[celest zephyr]

Considering California and Texas are one state

[hasty mesa]

He has no more guaranteed money so we can leave if we want

It’s actually a really good deal

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1635786494764892160?t=Ru9eiQu6iLbzqy96oh74vw&s=19

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

New England is re-signing S Jabrill Peppers to a two-year deal, per source.

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415

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104

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 11:34 PM

@rustic mountain

[robust grotto]

Oh that’s cool actually

[celest zephyr]

Please 49ers get secondary

[robust grotto]

Imagine lol

[celest zephyr]

It would be amazing

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto ok sorry you're right the espn broadcast blowsn

Fuck this

[celest zephyr]

ESPN never fails to suck ass

At broadcasts

I don’t think I’ve liked a single ESPN broadcast

[dim ledge]

Mika WOW

[celest zephyr]

That they actually do

[dim ledge]

LETS GOOOOO

[hasty mesa]

When we hit the draft we’ll be able to estimate where the Giants stand in their division

[dim ledge]

MIKA MARCH

[hasty mesa]

For now I’m hopeful in being a confirmed wildcard team

[celest zephyr]

DANIEL JONES GOING TO WIN SUPER BOWL MVP IN 2024

[robust grotto]

It’s Mika March !’

[hasty mesa]

The funny part is we have a road to the Super Bowl if we actually get a WR

[celest zephyr]

And dan Snyder will be buried under fed ex arena

[hasty mesa]

NFC is weak enough

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1635774825774940170?t=pat5D83k3_u9HCeD05eMug&s=19

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Chargers are releasing starting guard Matt Feiler, source said. He had an $8.5M cap hit for 2023.

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Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 10:48 PM

[celest zephyr]

Slowpoke

Nfc is soft as fun

Fuck

[rustic mountain]

He was solid, I'll take him

[celest zephyr]

So weak

[hasty mesa]

Outside the NFCE the 49ers are the only super solid team

I’m not worried ab Giants against any others

But ofc who knows

[celest zephyr]

Hopefully the lions take a step up

Nfc south yeah

Don’t talk about them

Rams and cardinals are in full blown tank

[hasty mesa]

AFC is definitely the conference full of sharks

[celest zephyr]

Seahawks have talent just don’t see next season being their year

Idk tbh anymore

[rustic ore]

They just need to go all defense honestly

[celest zephyr]

It’s deeper but they said that last year

And there was like 4-5 good teams

[robust grotto]

That Igor pass

[hasty mesa]

If anything it makes it more impressive if Chiefs create a dynasty

[rustic ore]

Payed big money to get Sutton from the Steelers

[robust grotto]

Jesus lord

[rustic ore]

Still need more

[celest zephyr]

Like chiefs, bills, bengals felt like the only real threats

Jags kinda got there but idk if I’d call them quite yet

Rest i wouldn’t be worried about

[hasty mesa]

Jags are coming up

[rustic ore]

Chargers have potential so long as they have Herbert

[celest zephyr]

Yeah for sure

[hasty mesa]

Jags are like the Giants of the AFC

[celest zephyr]

Afc is deeper but the top end isn’t that much deeper tbh

Like the teams below the top are way better

[hasty mesa]

Fair take

[celest zephyr]

Whereas the nfc is the good teams, meh and trash

[hasty mesa]

NFC so weak it turns a flimsy seeming team like the Vikings into a 3rd seed

[celest zephyr]

But the vikings won so many one score games

[hasty mesa]

And then they lose to our practice squad

[celest zephyr]

Yeah so did the Steelers

And look how that turned out

Man i really wish the giants and cowboys could have fought

[hasty mesa]

Anyway a weaker Eagles is gonna make the NFC East a crazy division to watch this year

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/daveyupper/status/1635787836812083203?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

What a pass by Igor

[hasty mesa]

Being competitive with the Eagles and the Cowboys again is one of my hopes next season

[celest zephyr]

Thé goalie though

WTF

That is cursed

Man this game is more nightmare fuel

[robust grotto]

This is ridiculous lmfao

[celest zephyr]

I’d think some horror movies might be less creepy

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/mollieewalkerr/status/1635788180988329985?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Mollie Walker (@MollieeWalkerr)

Conor McGregor is in the house with his own custom #NYR jersey

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 11:41 PM

[celest zephyr]

Someone should wear a custom aaron rodgers jets jersey

[dim ledge]

IT'S SHOWTIME

[robust grotto]

PATRICK KAAAAAANE

[robust grotto]

ITS A POWER PLAY GOAL

[celest zephyr]

Let’s go rangers beat them caps

Man i hate having to root for the devils

But well they are facing the lightning

[robust grotto]

Hope they keep winning man, let them get the division

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1635788882099699712

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Ravens are re-signing CB Trayvon Mullen to a one-year deal, per source. His agent, Kevin Conner of @UniSportsMgmt, confirmed the deal.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2023, 11:43 PM

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/br_openice/status/1635788037476212736?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-kiryu-typing-boobs-boobs-kiryu-kazuma-gif-22862523

[dim ledge]

TRUE

[robust grotto]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE THEY ARE… YOUR NEW YORK RANGERS

[dim ledge]

Ya Allah Bettman...

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/kazuma-kiryu-kiryu-k-yakuza-kiwami2-yakuza-tiger-drop-gif-25703852

[dim ledge]

Tiger drop negates all damage

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-gif-19282842

[robust grotto]

Oh noooooo

[dim ledge]

Yes Sab is a fellow based Yakuza enjoyer

Though im unsure of how many he's played

[dim ledge]

Dude lmao Lunik

I just got reminded

Nikita Scherbacc is a City fan

[rustic mountain]

I've played Zero and am now going through 1 Kiwami

[robust grotto]

City has fans ?!

And nice Sab

[dim ledge]

Industry plant

0 was so fucking good dude lmfao

[robust grotto]

Grind through 1, you have to play 2

[rustic mountain]

I also have purchased Yakuza 1 on ps2 because like

I have a crt so why not lmao

[robust grotto]

That’s lowkey a great add to the collection

Love that

[rustic mountain]

My ps2 collection rn is my pride and joy

[dim ledge]

Shit you not Sab

Yakuza has elevated itself to my favourite series ever

Overtaking Red Dead and Bioshock

Both of which are still top 3 ofc

[celest zephyr]

Dang haven’t played the one balk told me to play earlier

Lol

[rustic mountain]

I shall see about that

But tbh the mini games in Yakuza alone

Are fucking. Top. Notch.

[celest zephyr]

Man red dead sounds good. Might get it for ps5 later

[dim ledge]

It is amazing

[rustic mountain]

Red Dead

[dim ledge]

My favourite game ever

Even red dead 1 was a banger

Best dlc ever

[rustic mountain]

The story of 1 and 2 together should be novelized

It would be my favorite book

[dim ledge]

Getting the horses of the apocalypse in undead nightmare was actually mega lit

[celest zephyr]

Dang red dead redemption 2 is 26 bucks cad on steam

Holy shit that’s a steal

[dim ledge]

26 canadian? oh dude for sure

masterpiece

[celest zephyr]

Yeah

Cad is Canadian dollar

[rustic mountain]

Shit a modern game like red dead 2 in Canada and it isnt 30 cad???

Fuck better jump on it lmao

I remember the last time I went to best buy in Saskatoon, nothing below 35

[robust grotto]

OHHHHHH BABY

OHHHHHHHHHGGG

[dim ledge]

Trouba pls.

Pls Trouba.

[dim ledge]

pls link

i went to bathroom and all i can find is the shitty animated

[robust grotto]

Lmfao I’ll try. Kane with a nice move

https://vxtwitter.com/snyrangers/status/1635797636081958917?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[dim ledge]

I wish we always shot this fast

FFS

[celest zephyr]

Yeah ultimate is 35 cad

Huge sale on rockstar games

GTA vice city is like 8 bucks cad

Dang its over 110 gm

Gb

That’s going to take an entire night to download

Damn you devils

[sweet tree]

I dont think the first one is on the PS5 but 2 is

[celest zephyr]

Can’t even beat the lightning properly

Yeah it probably isn’t

Isn’t on steam at least

[sweet tree]

could get it on ps3 or on an Xbox console

[versed forge]

The first one isn’t on steam

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1635799084622569473?s=20

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #AZCardinals are bringing back G Will Hernandez, source said, agreed to terms with their starter from last season.

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 12:24 AM

[celest zephyr]

Man slam dunk is gold

[smoky fable]

Fantastic manga

[celest zephyr]

The last panels are so good

Especially making gori into a gorilla

Sakuragi is hilarious

[robust grotto]

Hahahaha bunch of players get into a little tumble and the camera immediately turns to McGregor in the crowd

That’s awesome. MSG baby, never know who’s there on any given night

[smoky fable]

Must be good since the Knicks look good too

[celest zephyr]

Ain’t called the Mecca for no reason

Has to be up there as one of the stadiums in North America that any sports fan wants to go to

[robust grotto]

Oh absolutely dude

Went to one game where Bill Clinton was there. Place was nuts

@smoky fable @rustic ore

That’s so different. It’s kinda cool actually. Will be fun to see all teams design

[celest zephyr]

Way better than the official ones

[rustic ore]

Nice

[dim ledge]

i wish i looked good in caps like that

but i simply do not

[robust grotto]

Same fam

Don’t even bother w caps

[celest zephyr]

Too much sun here in the sum,mer to not use caps

[rustic mountain]

I love caps, but my hair is so thick it doesn't accept many of them

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/TBLightning/status/1635804156316319745?s=20

https://fxtwitter.com/BR_OpenIce/status/1635811642071187456?s=20

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1635815557428592640

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Lions are signing former #Bears RB David Montgomery, per sources.

Likes

296

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112

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 1:29 AM

https://tenor.com/view/pogchamp-pog-pogey-poggers-twitch-gif-14340727

Wow, that is a great signing for them

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1635814869839798272?s=20

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/bury-kill-him-ordering-command-direct-gif-14093485

Took that dude's ankles, his soul, everything

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1635816002146430982

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Lions land one of the top backs on the market. It's a 3-year deal worth $18M, source said.

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121

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 1:31 AM

Not a terrible contract either

[robust grotto]

New meme @dim kettle

[dim kettle]

POV: You lost to the Habs

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1635818703706046468

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Sources: #49ers pass-rusher Charles Omenihu is expected to sign with the #Chiefs. He gets a 2-year deal worth $20M max value.

Likes

256

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 1:42 AM

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1635807617472659458

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

#Titans are signing former #49ers starter and versatile OG/C Daniel Brunskill, sources tell @theScore.

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386

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 12:58 AM

@dim ledge @proud coyote @celest zephyr Peeps won't stop eating off of your plate

[dim ledge]

Damn, Omenihu to the Chiefs eh

was hoping we'd get him back

[celest zephyr]

Figured

Sucks but is what it is

Teams have caught on

Really have to fix their o line now

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1635824631981522946

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

It's a 2-year deal worth roughly $22M, per me and @TomPelissero. One of the top CBs on the market.

Likes

909

Retweets

167

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 2:05 AM

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1635823713311490048

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Sources: The #Vikings are working to finalize a deal for #AZCardinals CB Byron Murphy. A big-time defender lands in Minnesota.

Likes

136

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 2:02 AM

Big pick up for them, they needed that badly

Curious why Ari didn't try to match that

[smoky fable]

Im trying to figure that out too

He didn’t want to stay being one answer. Gannon runs zone for defense

The team knowing about back issues scaring him off

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1635829954498686976

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

The #Titans have agreed to terms with DL Arden Key on a three-year, $21 million deal with a max value of $24 million that includes $13 million fully guaranteed at signing, source says. After 4.5 sacks with the #Jaguars last season, Key cashes in.

Likes

103

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 2:27 AM

[versed forge]

🔥

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-minions-excited-gah-i-cant-even-gif-14537236

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/nickkorte/status/1635839686072741896

Nick Korte (@nickkorte)

Looks like Day 2 is winding down, so here's the updated list of the 2024 compensatory picks projection.

And this does not account for several TBDs on precise APY for players such as Jarran Reed, Kyzir White, Robert Spillane, Azeez Al-Shaair, Daniel Brunskill, or Charles Omenihu.

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 3:05 AM

[rustic ore]

5th for Lazard seems a pinch low to me

[honest umbra]

A 6th for gay is good

[celest zephyr]

Let’s go beat the nuggets

[short flame]

That’s a team name

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1636006004214185991?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘: #Cowboysa are set to release long-time RB Zeke Elliott, according to @clarencehilljr

https://t.co/YdwLu8ckYt

Likes

434

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 2:06 PM

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/stephapstein/status/1635997587256795137?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Stephanie Apstein (@stephapstein)

I went to journalism school so I could provide you with this exclusive exposé: The Yankees charge their players for internet on the team plane.

“It’s your fault,” they tell one another. “Your contract is too big, so they can’t pay for the Wi-Fi.”

https://t.co/m0Gkio541d

Likes

413

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 1:33 PM

https://tenor.com/view/sad-upset-violin-sponge-bob-mr-crab-gif-3530280

https://vxtwitter.com/fitzgsn_/status/1636009699110707201?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[rustic mountain]

Of course the fucking Yankees would charge their own players for wifi

God damn do I hate the Yankees lmao

[robust grotto]

Poverty franchise ???

“I’ve got T-Mobile,” said right fielder Aaron Judge, who is coincidentally a spokesman for that company. T-Mobile offers customers free Wi-Fi on Delta flights. Judge added that the Wi-Fi question did not factor into his decision to consider switching teams in free agency, because “I’ve got T-Mobile, so I don’t have to worry about it.”

[dim kettle]

Don't give Dan Snyder any ideas!

[rustic mountain]

"It's not a problem because I personally don't have to pay for wifi"

Judge really went full on "it doesn't affect me so I dont care"

[short flame]

Imagine spending 4-5 years studying to end up talking about that

[rustic mountain]

I mean

The story is easily gonna get them clicks

And make them money

Is it hard hitting journalism? No but it's better than a lot of shit

[robust grotto]

This article is hilarious lmfaooooooo

[dim kettle]

You think this is bad. Just think about gaming journalism . 'Dramatic Sound Effect'

[robust grotto]

Still, their peers across the league cannot believe the Yankees suffer such indignity. “Who told you that?” asked Phillies catcher Garrett Stubbs, who said he had never heard of such a thing. “I think they’re messing with you.”

Fellow Phillie Brandon Marsh, the team’s hirsute center fielder, just shook his head sadly. “That sucks,” he said. “And they have to shave their face.”

[dim kettle]

Good old Yankee arrogance.

[celest zephyr]

Hey good journalism doesn’t have to be pristine writing lol

As long as its actually informative

And not just bs cobbled together it works

Like what else do you want to hear? 20 articles about how great Tom Brady is?

[short flame]

It’s not that the article is good or bad, it’s that she stars by saying she went through journalism school for this story

[rustic mountain]

Mam playing for the Yankees sounds like a lot of my friends when they were Mormon missionary

I know

[celest zephyr]

It sounds more like a joke

Loll

Than anything serious

[short flame]

I know it was just funny to read

[celest zephyr]

Yeah that’s good writing lmao

[dim kettle]

Almost like you have to speak French or look French to get an GM or HC job with the Habs.

[robust grotto]

That made my morning

4th most valuable sport franchise on earth

[short flame]

Even players get judged on their French

They’re ridiculous

[dim kettle]

Just a reminder, Habs. your last cup is gonna be over 30 years ago. But please, talk about your 24 cups like you won one a year ago.

[short flame]

As long as you do the job and it doesn’t affect you negatively to do it go ahead and speak your language. It’s one of the numerous reasons I don’t like that team. I speak French, I’m way better at French than English but I’m also an immigrant and I know how hard it is to learn a new language and see people put that much pressure on someone over not being very good at French is unfortunate

[short flame]

We’ve won as many cups as them this century

[robust grotto]

Same

[celest zephyr]

Classic reds and A’s

One team doesn’t pay for wifi the other has wifi that barely works

[celest zephyr]

Manages to pay for stuff like poker tables yet can’t pay for wifi on their own plane

[dim kettle]

Reds and A's are the two teams why MLB needs a salary cap. Either that or contract both of them.

[rustic mountain]

The A's are all but Vegas's team

[dim kettle]

It's inevitable.

[rustic mountain]

The Reds are a disgrace to the sport

[robust grotto]

Which is a shame considering their history

[dim kettle]

What Red fans? They all went to the Cubs or Gurds.

[rustic mountain]

Even when they were winning their owner was a mean old woman who was I think racist and cheap

[dim kettle]

Yep. Real asshole of a person.

[rustic mountain]

https://youtu.be/KLZ3be1OfN4

Yeah this lady

Just fucking awful dude

[dim kettle]

Just a reminder one of their legendary players can't even get into the HOF.

[rustic mountain]

Isn't kinda sad one of the better players in Reds history was just Ken Griffey Jr's last bit

[robust grotto]

Facts

I kinda miss that look in general

Red, black, white look they had for a while

[dim kettle]

I don't miss the sleeveless vest jersey era

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/friedgehnic/status/1636013154428678144?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC)

With GMs indicating they are expecting cap to only go up $1M, Commissioner Gary Bettman leaves open a window for conversation with NHLPA to possibly raise it higher (1/2)…

Likes

209

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 2:35 PM

https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/1636010292588036098?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Chris Johnston (@reporterchris)

The NHL's draft lottery has been set for May 8 and 7 p.m.

It's a big event with Connor Bedard available to the team that wins the No. 1 spot.

Likes

498

Retweets

124

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 2:23 PM

[dim kettle]

Let's scream poverty, but MORE EXPANSION!

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/nyrangers/status/1635842271131099139?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[robust grotto]

No kidding

[celest zephyr]

Planning to expand teams when they can barely pay for their existing teams

Well done Bettman

If you had that much money why not idk split it for your existing teams????

It’d still be just over 5 mill added anyways

[dim kettle]

And what about those regional sports channels that are becoming unaccounted for?

NHL: 'Cricket sounds'

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1636017232365907968?t=xBAA4CAbgl5-3fIHTijWDg&s=19

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Eagles plan to release CB Darius Slay, per sources.

Likes

940

Retweets

236

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 2:51 PM

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/F1/status/1636013534210408448?s=20

Formula 1 (@F1)

BREAKING: Charles Leclerc to receive a grid penalty at the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix

#SaudiArabianGP #F1

Likes

150

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 2:36 PM

[celest zephyr]

Nhl teams only take 2.672 billion combined if they all went to the salary cap

The nfl is at over 7 billion

But yeah Gary you can add more teams

When the cost of each team in total is less than the net worth of the rangers and leafs combined

Or the total value of two new nhl franchises

Dude couldn’t even afford to buy two new teams with the money the nhl makes in profit in all likelihood

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/KevinCole___/status/1636022377988468738?t=uX1CXV8h_YFMBzqk-lntaA&s=19

Kevin Cole (@KevinCole___)

Darius Slay release drops the Eagles further as the team with the most point differential lost with offseason moves. Mostly mitigating the bleeding in free agency so far.

Slay will be included in the Eagles table once he signs elsewhere.

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 3:11 PM

[celest zephyr]

At least a salary floor

[versed forge]

Rip eagles

[celest zephyr]

Hahaha Vikings

Losing so much and can’t even win a round and aren’t tanking

Suckers

[rustic mountain]

QUICK KICK OUT PATRICIA AND GO AFTER SLAY

[versed forge]

👀

[rustic mountain]

Just two more weeks til opening day man

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1636024439174225920?s=46&t=KFGm-89ClOf-qZxENKtJXQ

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

A (literally) big addition for the #Saints: DT Khalen Saunders is expected to sign with New Orleans, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

Saunders is coming off his best season with the Super Bowl champion #Chiefs, recording 3.5 sacks.

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242

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 3:19 PM

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-jays-vlad-springer-blue-jays-vlad-and-springer-vlad-and-springer-gif-23047708

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1636031710792937475?t=C8KEGMOuY76ITLU-1GDa9w&s=19

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Bucs are finalizing a deal with former No. 1 overall pick Baker Mayfield, per sources.

Mayfield finished his fifth NFL season strong after landing with the #Rams. Now he gets a chance to take over for Tom Brady in Tampa, and is still only 27.

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 3:48 PM

@rustic ore

[dim kettle]

Yep. From TB 12 to At Home with Baker Mayfield.

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1636032611049959424?s=20

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)

Bucs fans going from Tom Brady to Baker Mayfield

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 3:52 PM

[hasty mesa]

Cowboys are releasing Zeke

Eagles losing Slay

It’s a good day

Meanwhile the Commanders are….. doing something?

[rustic mountain]

Damn. This is like the time we went from TB12 to Cam Newton

You really are just following in our footsteps lmao

[dim kettle]

IDK how fucked up Baker's shoulder really is now if I'm gonna be honest.

[rustic mountain]

Can't be worse than Cam

[dim kettle]

Considering if the Bucs offense is gonna be more balanced, more run first, Baker probably makes sense here, but I would've preferred to see Trask in that position and not Baker

[rustic mountain]

Trask was never gonna be your day 1 starter it appears

The dreaded wasted pick is potentially there

[dim kettle]

I mean, a lot of Bucs fans already came to that conclusion when he was drafted. He sure lost me a little when BA mentioned he reminded him of Brad Johnson.

[rustic mountain]

Y i k e s

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/1388335290998218761?s=20

Greg Auman (@gregauman)

Arians said he's excited about Kyle Trask, said he reminds him of another Bucs quarterback, Brad Johnson.

Twitter · May 1, 2021, 3:31 AM

[simple seal]

Oh boy lol

[smoky fable]

Never listen to Arians on young qbs

He raved about Logan Thomas

Yes, that tight end Logan thomas

[dim kettle]

Wouldn't be surprised if Trask was BA's pick. He had more involvement in the draft than many think.

https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/1636042800562053120?s=20

Chris Johnston (@reporterchris)

Gary Bettman says the NHL has received expansion interest: "Places like Atlanta, like Houston, like Quebec City."

Adds: "But we're not in an expansion mode right now and it's not really something, at least right now, that's anywhere close to front-burner for us."

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 4:32 PM

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/LanceZierlein/status/1636016366028312577

Lance Zierlein (@LanceZierlein)

These are not Ws being posted. The weight is a big concern considering this is the most important job interview of your life. Testing was expected to be a positive and now he's not testing. The slide could be very real for Carter.

Likes

331

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 2:47 PM

@rustic ore

Carter is going to drop

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1636042626754400256?s=46&t=rr33mYyIUJth7pX-Z6COoA

JPAFootball (@jasrifootball)

𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧: The #Broncos have been asking for “at least a first round pick” for WR Jerry Jeudy, per @jeffphowe

Jeudy has been a hot name this week

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 4:32 PM

💀

[dim kettle]

Like a A-Rod slide?

[dim kettle]

You know you got yourself a failed regime when you're actively looking to trade former 1st round talents. BTW they're high rn if they're expecting a 1st round pick for him.

[smoky fable]

Probably the place where Jeff Simmons will drop or Isiah Wilson

[celest zephyr]

Idk tbh. This is a pretty weak wr free agency class and not that strong of a draft class

If marques brown can net a first Jeudy definitely can

WRs are overpriced in free agency anyways

Might as well get a half decent wideout on his rookie deal

Yeah he has a year left plus a 5th year option

That any team who picks him up can take

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1636047412472037389?s=20

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Bills safety Jordan Poyer is expected to sign… back in Buffalo, sources say. He checked out the market, but returned to the #BillsMafia.

Likes

301

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 4:51 PM

[robust grotto]

Unironically about to tune into this rodgers thing

[versed forge]

Im watching it too

Im ready for Rodgers to retire in 5 minutes

[robust grotto]

I’ve decided…

To retire.

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1636047999867445248

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘: The #Patriots have called the #Cardinals about trading for WR DeAndre Hopkins and the #Broncos about trading for WR Jerry Jeudy, per @jeffphowe

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 4:53 PM

[robust grotto]

A break ?!

[versed forge]

Its time

[robust grotto]

300k viewers ….

[versed forge]

400k+ now

Update: #Patriots have "serious interest" in signing #Chiefs free-agent WR JuJu Smith-Schuster, according to @_AndrewCallahan

Nooo juju

[robust grotto]

460k jeeeez

[smoky fable]

He's milking this

[robust grotto]

His decision has been made

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1636055115126693888?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Packers QB Aaron Rodgers has made the decision to play for the #Jets

Confirmed by Rodgers himself on the @PatMcAfeeShow

Said it happened a few days ago, when @wingoz made his report 💯

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 5:21 PM

[hasty mesa]

In a shock to no one, Rodgers will be a Jet

[robust grotto]

Just waiting on the trade now

Incredible

[versed forge]

W

[hasty mesa]

The question is

Will he get what he want

And is that enough to make Jets go to zero to hero

And be a contender

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1636055447160406017?s=46&t=zG937B17Cs2t5aNESC6_eg

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Rodgers also says the deal is not done. But it's a matter of getting it done by this point, as the #Jets and #Packers work it out.

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 5:23 PM

[celest zephyr]

It’s finally over

He will be a New York let

Jet

Congrats @robust grotto

Let’s just hope this doesn’t turn out like the Wilson trade for the broncos

The real question is what sketchy thing will Rodgers do after retiring

[robust grotto]

Gonna be a fun fall season

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1636056137672826884?s=20

Schlasser (@UrinatingTree)

Aaron Rodgers: "I'm the best player in Packer history."

Reggie White and Bart Starr might have a word to say about that.

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 5:25 PM

[celest zephyr]

Afc east best division

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/brett-favre-gif-3710499

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1636056445945782273?s=20

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Aaron Rodgers on @PatMcAfeeShow: "Jordan (Love) is going to be a great player, he's a great kid, they got a good young team."

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 5:27 PM

Also Rodgers: "I'm about to take all your weapons. Tough shit, boy."

[celest zephyr]

Enjoy Christian Watson and Romeo Dobbs

[dim kettle]

I wonder how Tom is feeling rn?

[celest zephyr]

https://www.youtube.com/live/xzd0Eh3NubM?feature=share

You no longer need to

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1636056728126074889?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

And now the Jets are expected to have their most high-profile No. 12 since Joe Namath.

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 5:28 PM

It's easy to say this when there hasn't been a number 12 since Namath.

HAHAHAHA! Rodgers just roasted Schefter.

https://twitter.com/tomgrossicomedy/status/1636058457471176707?s=20

Tom Grossi (@tomgrossicomedy)

Aaron Rodgers told Adam Schefter "Lose my number"

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 5:35 PM

[versed forge]

rodgers is roasting every reporter rn💀💀

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1636051028591230995?s=46&t=PxkdKFxYGDdYIH3-WSlAHw

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

More contract details:

#Titans signing LB Azeez Al-Shaiir to a one-year deal worth up to $6 million

#Cardinals signing K Matt Prater to a two-year, $7.5M deal with $4M guaranteed

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 5:05 PM

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1636060361471270913?s=20

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Confirming Aaron Rodgers’ report:

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 5:42 PM

https://twitter.com/Jaboowins/status/1636053705790480389?s=20

Jameis Winston (@Jaboowins)

https://t.co/TsEC7HO9oT

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 5:16 PM

[rustic mountain]

Damn man. Guess I'll take my last place in the AFC east rn

Oh well, got the Jays and Leafs for a while

[dim kettle]

Don't worry. You'll get those better position draft picks for Bill to reach on unknown players with

[rustic mountain]

With this Rogers trade I am pretty much like

"K football isn't gonna be fun for at least a few years"

So I'll be baseball focused lol

[dim kettle]

Oh, football will be fun... for the other teams.

[rustic mountain]

Exactly

Not my team

So Imma focus on the Jays and the Pats will be background noise for a while

[dim kettle]

Welcome to our club. Welcome to our club. 👏 Welcome, Sab! 👏 Welcome, Sab! 👏 Welcome, Sab!

[rustic mountain]

We can reminisce about when Brady was both of our teams qb

As Baker and Mac throw ducks and lose games horribly

[dim kettle]

At least Baker has those commercials.

[rustic mountain]

Mac doesn't need to be in commercials

[honest umbra]

hey did u guys see the rodgers news?

also saw baker is on Bucs now, happy for him

wonder what compensation pick rams get

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1636066348366217223?s=20

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)

What was your favorite Aaron Rodgers Packers moment

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 6:06 PM

Personally, I always go with the one that started it all.

[celest zephyr]

L E A F S

[smoky fable]

Football will be more fun in this club

[celest zephyr]

Tank commander mac jones next season

https://tenor.com/view/tank-interview-yes-yay-gif-14479615

[celest zephyr]

Look at that slow wr

[celest zephyr]

His last playoff appearance as a packer ended the way it usually did

Losing in heartbreaking fashion

[dim kettle]

@rustic ore https://twitter.com/NFLSTROUD/status/1636071071811092480?s=20

Rick Stroud (@NFLSTROUD)

Lavonte David is returning to Bucs on a one-year deal. Bucs retain their captain on defense. It’s $7 million guaranteed according to @TomPelissero

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 6:25 PM

He's baaaackkkk

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/nyjets/status/1636055313697701888?s=20

New York Jets (@nyjets)

👀👀👀👀👀👀 @PatMcAfeeShow

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 5:22 PM

@robust grotto

https://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/2601072/amp

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/NHLJets/status/1636072457411911682?s=20

Winnipeg Jets (@NHLJets)

Confirming Aaron Rodgers’ report:

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 6:30 PM

Winnipeg got jokes here.

[celest zephyr]

Bettman completely ignores the second round

And the round after that

Ah yes it totally doesn’t affect the second round

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/adriandelmonte/status/1636048544099450880?t=92_-n1mD3RV_aamvuTQ5dQ&s=19

Adriano Del Monte (@adriandelmonte)

Shocking scenes in Napoli. For all the beauty of German fan culture, this is absolutely shameful from Eintracht Frankfurt fans. No motive can justify it.

https://t.co/PpMtpZeYD1

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▶ Play video

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 4:55 PM

[celest zephyr]

Pretty similar first round but by points percentage it’d be Toronto vs New York and Tampa vs New Jersey

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/eXGka1WYrr0

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/lfg-lets-goo-gif-25423985

Just what I needed to get the bad Baker taste out of my mouth

[celest zephyr]

Then the second round could be wild : Boston vs New Jersey , Toronto vs Carolina

Wow the kings have 10 so/ot wins

39 wins overall, 29 in regulation

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/JuMosq/status/1636054058896351240 https://twitter.com/TampaBayTre/status/1636054371325693952

Justis Mosqueda (@JuMosq)

"When I came out of the darkness, something changed"-Aaron Rodgers out of context

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 5:17 PM

Trevor Sikkema (@TampaBayTre)

https://t.co/adc0nP1aNR

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 5:18 PM

[celest zephyr]

West changes a lot though

Minnesota against Edmonton , Kings vs Kraken , Stars vs Avs

Classic Gary. Rn 5/8 first round matchups would change

But it’s not that different

Legit clown

[dim kettle]

IDK what he's basing this on. Yes, you're forcing divisions to matter more with this system. But don't you think you'd get more money and talk around the league if the Bolts and Leafs or Rangers and Devils were playing in the second or third round?

[celest zephyr]

Especially considering they are struggling with escrow

Which is tied to the cap barely increasing

Or if the leafs and bruins played in the third round

Man that’d be insane

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/1636079108089061376 @rustic mountain

Jordan Schultz (@Schultz_Report)

Breaking: FA WR JuJu Smith-Schuster is signing with the #Patriots , sources tell @theScore

Only 26 years old, the 2018 Pro Bowler comes off a strong season for the #Chiefs, with 78/933/3.

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 6:57 PM

Hope you like TikTok

[dim kettle]

Still can't believe the Bears gave Tremaine Edmunds 20 million a year.

[pure badger]

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1636078448547356674?t=jpEjO6lJXMt6yi5_2fKoRQ&s=19

B/R Football (@brfootball)

The city center of Naples ahead of Napoli's Champions League match vs. Frankfurt.

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 6:54 PM

[celest zephyr]

Also ignoring that the first seed in the conference vs wc2 would really be the only locked matchup

In both systems

[dim ledge]

Oh my god

Someone pls help

Help PLS

[dim kettle]

JETS GAHNTA SUPER BOWL!

[celest zephyr]

Philly would blush

They didn’t even lose yet what

[dim kettle]

Philly and Vancouver equally

[celest zephyr]

Vancouver with the added bonus of everyone getting high on drugs

[rustic mountain]

[celest zephyr]

Man can’t read

[rustic mountain]

Dude I hate Juju Smith Schuster

[celest zephyr]

Two years in a row means last year also

[rustic mountain]

Now I gotta cheer for him??

God dammit

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/MikeGiardi/status/1636080152563130370

Mike Giardi (@MikeGiardi)

3 years. 33 million for Smith-Schuster. We'll see what the real numbers look like

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 7:01 PM

[celest zephyr]

If you don’t watch the games then you don’t have to

[rustic mountain]

3 years???

[celest zephyr]

Hahahahahhahahahaahah

[rustic mountain]

Bill

[versed forge]

3 years of tiktok

[celest zephyr]

Hahahahhaahahahahaahahaha

[rustic mountain]

Wtf dude

[celest zephyr]

Hahhahahaaha

33 million to juju

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/juju-bruh-corvette-gif-25195443

[rustic mountain]

Even the Sam Darnold club is laughing at us

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-gif-25569675

[celest zephyr]

Someone tell bill to lay off the weed

[rustic mountain]

I will say this

[versed forge]

Does this mean chiefs get D Hopkins 👀

[rustic mountain]

I'd rather Smith Schuster over Meyers

Especially if we go get a real #1

[rustic ore]

Yeesh, dude might need to temper expectations just a bit. Yes old man Rodgers is a big upgrade over Wilson/White but still. Anything can go wrong and he’s been injury prone

[dim kettle]

I hate when people say, "Always talking about history." like it's a bad thing. Many smart people in business or casual make decisions based on past reputation and trends. Does "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" ring a bell to these guys?

[rustic ore]

Also their O-line is still bad

[dim ledge]

Worry not purple name is a bumbling moron

Ignore him entirely

[dim kettle]

I expected much.

But I used to hear that all the time when I talked football with people IRL. "You always go off history,"

[dim ledge]

It's moreso the other guy. Evidently purely qb issues means Jets=Niners

[rustic ore]

Dudes were 7-4 at the end of November, they choked 6 straight to lose out on a playoff spot

[dim kettle]

I think their defense is ready for the playoffs. But they have Nathaniel Hackett as their OC there now and while he was Rodgers' guy for awhile in GB, the dude didn't call his own plays there and the dude was a bum with a worse offense than Leftwich last year. Yeah, it's definitely a reason to be cautiously optimistic.

[rustic ore]

That’s on coaching

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1636078915759534081?t=8g8PZUGD3pbcMcxzz_MExw&s=19

Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania)

The NBA has suspended Grizzlies star Ja Morant for eight games after league investigation into him displaying an apparent gun at a Denver nightclub on social media on March 4.

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 6:56 PM

[smoky fable]

That’s honestly very lenient to Morant

[rustic ore]

Of course it is

He’s a star player

[smoky fable]

Bills still win that division

[dim ledge]

All I was telling him is that things need to go VERY RIGHT for this to be remotely worthwhile.

[rustic ore]

I hope for the best for him but given how quick his “counseling” was and this short suspension I doubt things will change for him

[rustic ore]

Which is a reasonable take

[dim ledge]

Very right is exceedingly rare in sports in general but especially NFL

[dim kettle]

Many ways it was the coaching. But it was also the product of hot potato with the QB position. Zach Wilson was suppose to take a big step in year 2 and the dude instead remained a bum. But I think it's gonna come down to how Hackett runs the offense.

[smoky fable]

If they give them the right compensation

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1636082227103539201?t=jcc2yA3cJ6VgURxJIKQgDg&s=19

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

The #Texans have signed DT Sheldon Rankins to a one-year, $10.5 million deal, source says. DeMeco Ryans gets a big piece for his defensive front. After two years with the #Jets, Rankins heads to Houston.

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 7:09 PM

Nice pick up for Houston

[dim kettle]

Still think Rodgers hasn't taken a step back as many said he did. My problem I saw with him last year was he looked so disinterested most of the time.

[rustic ore]

Him choking in the playoffs has also become such a regular thing with him it doesn’t even need to be mentioned, it’s expected

So enjoy that Jets fans

His best case scenario is ending your playoff drought

[dim kettle]

I saw Rich Eisen just now comparing him to Big Ben and Brees last years. and it's just not a fair comparison. Brees and Ben went through so many injuries their last few years that impacted their throwing ability. I just don't see any downsides of Rodgers rn besides his interest to play at a MVP level.

[rustic ore]

Yup

[smoky fable]

…. I won’t lie, I want to see it implode for drama

Would be funny if it follows Farve’s career path

[rustic ore]

That’s the spirit

[dim ledge]

Ending playoff drought isn't going to justify his asking price nor what they'd give up imo, and I think jets fans like my friend are immediately expecting Superbowl

Which is insane

[smoky fable]

Very vindictive I’ll admit

[dim kettle]

I'd like to see my Dad and cousins finally see a SB and their lives. But man it will be toxic af for me to hear.

[smoky fable]

They have Mahomes and the chiefs in their conference

That’s very difficult

Bills

Bengals

I don’t see it

[rustic ore]

Shhh, let them dream. Will make their wake up and shit fest funnier

[dim ledge]

Dolphins

[dim kettle]

Well, I had the same thoughts about Brady and the Bucs in 2020. I think at this point, anything can happen in the NFL.

[dim ledge]

Dolphins and Bills in their division alone

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/rubythevalley/status/1636056264458522624?t=iPvUb9Y65TXTaIQBa_E1Lg&s=19

gooby (@rubythevalley)

if my calculations are correct, aaron rodgers is now 14 years away from being connected to welfare fraud in mississippi

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 5:26 PM

[smoky fable]

If their qb situation is fixed, them too

[smoky fable]

California. His home state

Honestly I’d predict it

[dim kettle]

Like, if you told me the Bucs would beat the Saints in the playoffs in 2020, I would've just had a parade just for that alone.

[rustic ore]

I mean even if Tua is healthy he too kinda choked down the stretch after how hot he got early

[smoky fable]

I mean you can see the downsides of working with the guy. It’ll be a headache there.

If you ignore that, he’s probably good

[smoky fable]

After getting swept in the regular season and smoked at home, yeah that’d be something

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1636084922229182465?s=46&t=kTzpnz8MkJzovNjXgn_7EA

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Dallas Cowboys and RB Ezekiel Elliott officially are parting ways and he now will be a free agent, per source.

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 7:20 PM

Zeke gone

[smoky fable]

Cowboys are going to need a running back

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1636082506868092929

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Wow: Former #Patriots WR Jakobi Meyers doesn't like that the Pats gave JuJu the same deal he didn't get.

He got it from the Raiders though.

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 7:10 PM

[smoky fable]

pollard is hurt

[smoky fable]

Meyers is worse than Juju

[rustic ore]

He is, but it’s still funny

[versed forge]

Juju is slightly better

[dim kettle]

Don't even think about it, Licht.

[dim ledge]

You know what

I'm gonna say this was the cowboys and not him

[rustic ore]

Really don’t want Zeke, let White cook

[dim ledge]

Zeke to the jets

[versed forge]

Zeke is a falcon

[honest umbra]

It’s juju time

[smoky fable]

They have Breece Hall

[rustic ore]

Could always use a back up though

[dim kettle]

It's nice to have that duel threat options at RB though.

[honest umbra]

Is this the pats second WR?

[versed forge]

Their first

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/1636085736632975366?s=20

Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports)

Five years in and Baker Mayfield’s career highlight is still that one time he almost caught the Pink Panther.

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 7:23 PM

[honest umbra]

What about that one guy?

[rustic ore]

Also shocking how everyone knew he wouldn’t play to the end of that insane contract he got, almost like RBs aren’t worth 15 million a year in today’s NFL

[honest umbra]

Buc, how do we feel about baker

[versed forge]

Jakobi meyers? He went to the raiders

[rustic ore]

🤮

That answer it?

[dim kettle]

Hey, it's only one year. But honestly, we had to get one QB.

[rustic ore]

At least it’s for literal dirt cheap in a tanking year but still

Just don’t like the guy

[smoky fable]

TANK FOR CALEB

[honest umbra]

He’s def a qb you can’t hard tank with

[dim ledge]

I can see it now

[smoky fable]

Tank bowl fans here

Or Drake Maye

[honest umbra]

Like y’all won’t be the worst team in the NFL

[dim kettle]

The Bucs aren't gonna be bad enough to tank. Sorry, not sorry. It's not realistic

[honest umbra]

Rams are definitely taking

[versed forge]

I think colts will continue to be the worst

[dim ledge]

Rodgers retires at the end of 23/24
SF robs them at gunpoint for Lance
Profit

[smoky fable]

Your division is bad and will get a ring

[smoky fable]

Not worse than the Cardinals

[honest umbra]

brother

[smoky fable]

And I bet they take Williams if they end up at 1

[honest umbra]

do u know who we have left

name 3 players not stafford kupp or AD

[smoky fable]

Do you know who we have? Let me ask you

Seriously

We have no offensive line

No defensive line

[versed forge]

Cam akers

[smoky fable]

Our qb is hurt

Hopkins is getting traded

No corners

[honest umbra]

you just described us

[smoky fable]

The Rams beat the Cardinals continuously

[honest umbra]

except we released or traded everyone and have picked up NO ONE

[smoky fable]

This is not a contest

So did we

[dim kettle]

If Licht had traded Mike Evans, Godwin, and the rest of the defense, I would've said they're tanking. But the Bucs won at least 6 games last year with the defense alone.

[honest umbra]

the only thing we have is a lot of picks

in the third round Lmao

and our cap resets well for 2024

[smoky fable]

Coby Durant, Derion Kendrick, Brian Allen

I know your safety Rapp is a free agent

Van Jefferson

[honest umbra]

and he will stay a FA

rapp sucks

[smoky fable]

Yeah he did

[honest umbra]

also we won a SB and our QB is old/hurt

why are the cardinals giving up

lmao

[smoky fable]

Because the team sucks

I have no idea why you’re asking this

The qb is out with an acl

[honest umbra]

well you’re not gonna tank for Caleb then

[smoky fable]

They have no talent since their old GM sucked at drafting and free agency

[smoky fable]

We are definitely tanking for him

[honest umbra]

unless you think he’s drastically better than Murray lol