sports

[short flame]

I used to enjoy watching Ben foster then he started filming with that dude and now I can’t watch it anymore

[fluid moat]

Mark Goldbridge has so many memes

[dim ledge]

He's the gift that keeps on giving

[short flame]

I can’t stand that guy

He put 5 united players in the team of the season they did together iirc

[fluid moat]

HE’S BLOODY MISSED IT WHAT A PRAT

[dim ledge]

His rage moments against Maguire will always be funny

[hasty basin]

WOUT WEGHORST WE'VE CONCEDED TO A HARRY POTTER CHARACTEr

[sweet tree]

[hasty basin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUc-NrySiPI&ab_channel=MarkBronzebridge

[celest zephyr]

Maybe if its on

Idk anymore

RIP pato

Engine issue in the lead

Slight engine issue has to be tough

[fluid moat]

Omg I didn’t even realize Mark was wearing a Brazil shirt

When his team lost 7-0

[rustic ore]

TD DC, Ta'amu up the gut on a keeper

[fluid moat]

If only United scored once

[rustic ore]

2 point try good, 25-20 DC

[celest zephyr]

Kd should go bald

[pliant remnant]

My thoughts and prayers are for United

Holy shit man

[rustic ore]

TD DC

Also omg I just noticed there's a fan out there with a large cut out of Gregg Williams's head and his glasses are replaced by spinning lemon slices

Amazing

And now play is paused cause the fans were so hyped they threw lemons on the field

This is great

[hasty basin]

Not bad tbf

[rustic ore]

2 point try no good, 34-20 DC

[robust grotto]

Buc i regret to inform you that I feel like a fake XFL fan man

Don’t even know who dc is playing smh

[rustic ore]

Battlehawks

St. Louis

There was a large "AJ sucks!" chant cause AJ McCarron is the starter for St. Louis

And then since he's mic'd up he was caught saying "Hey can they get a personal foul for that?" and then one of his teammates was caught saying "But at least I love you"

[hasty basin]

Oh shit KD

[robust grotto]

KAW AINT LAW ?!

Damn what a guy lol

[rustic ore]

Omg, the fans are trying to connect a second beer snake to their big ass one

Amazing

[dim ledge]

KING SHIT ONLY

🇪🇬 👑

[robust grotto]

Ring ring

Ring ring

Hello is this Liverpool

[dim ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/salah-liverpool-fc-champions-league-phone-call-gif-14406753

[split wren]

@hasty basin -8 for triple transfers, ETH is me

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/TheNBACentral/status/1632480429960843268

[rustic ore]

Lol, the XFL broadcast crapped out

I mean that quite literally, everything has gone dark for them

[nimble onyx]

Booker his son

[rustic ore]

Unreal

So the XFL broadcast came back on, STL somehow gets a fumble recovery, now they got a TD and 2 point conversion

34-28 DC, but XFL is gonna get to try a 4th and 15 play to keep possession of the ball

Which they've done once before

SACK

Fight breaks out

[sweet tree]

DC winning it all

is it on tv?

[rustic ore]

Yeah, on FX

Someone getting ejected

Players on both teams kicked, sack still stands, DC is gonna win

[solid dagger]

What a fucking goal by Mancini

[fluid moat]

[solid dagger]

Fucking Mancini

If he shoots that again 100 times it's gonna go 10 meters wide 100 times

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto

[rustic ore]

XFL Guardians vs Renegades on FX for anyone interested

[dim ledge]

Mo pls.

[sweet tree]

the hattrick in Old Trafford >

[dim ledge]

ill never forget it

THE MAN IS EXTRAORDINARY
THE MATCH IS EXTRAORDINARY
THE SCORELINE IS EXTRAORDINARY

[hasty basin]

No transfers used

64 btw

[split wren]

Mitoma

[hasty basin]

Bro idk why I did that

I don't even remember doing that

But it worked out

I got Ward on the bench who got 11

[dim ledge]

The irony of using a LeBron image

absolutely taking the piss

😭

[short flame]

26 Holly shit

[dim ledge]

https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1632443640348852224?s=20

Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL)

MO SALAH IS LIVERPOOL'S ALL-TIME RECORD PL GOALSCORER 👑

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Twitter · Mar 5, 2023, 6:11 PM

@mellow pebble its been long enough....

i see your phone green

[mellow pebble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/164972407147200512/1003282246867898388/one-piece-usopp.gif

[dim ledge]

i deserve it

have a nice day

[rustic ore]

Jesus, Arlington just baptized a player from behind and got a fumble

What a hit

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/kevinweekes/status/1632493085958578178?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Kevin Weekes (@KevinWeekes)

👀 🤐.
@espn @NHL @NHLNetwork @TSNHockey @DKSportsbook #HockeyTwitter

Likes

179

Twitter · Mar 5, 2023, 9:27 PM

[rustic ore]

2 new NHL teams coming?

[dim ledge]

houston logo is sick

[short flame]

[solid dagger]

Kean lmfao

He just got in and he got expelled seconds after that

[fluid moat]

What are you doing man lmao

[short flame]

How is that guy still playing

[dim ledge]

remember when he was an Evertonian for a season

and did nothing

[short flame]

He’s serie C at best

[nimble onyx]

Something had to have been bothering him beforehand

[solid dagger]

He even had a good season at psg

I was happy we got him last year

He's not good enough to play for us

Or any top Serie A team

[dim ledge]

well yeah he played for Everton

[nimble onyx]

I still dont see how that was a straight red tho icl

[solid dagger]

Don't slander one of Ancelotti's former clubs

[nimble onyx]

idk he seemed to really fit in at PSG

[solid dagger]

He kicked the Roma player hard out of anger

I think it was a fair red

[solid dagger]

Yeah he played his best football at psg

[fluid moat]

Bro thought this was the UFC

[solid dagger]

Playing with Mbappe and Neymar surely helped

[nimble onyx]

Oh yea I saw it from a bad angle

deffo a red

[solid dagger]

Please Chiesa

So close

[dim ledge]

yall know the vibes

[nimble onyx]

they could have used him this season, he better than Etikete

[dim ledge]

yes im waiting the 16 minutes for the video

[solid dagger]

This was so unexpected btw

lmao

[short flame]

One good season doesn’t justify how bad he’s been otherwise

[solid dagger]

I thought Liverpool was in terrible form while Man U was in excellent form

[dim ledge]

"Bad season" for Mo btw

[sweet tree]

joaquin still plays football?

I thought he retired...

[fluid moat]

Bring the same energy against Madrid

[nimble onyx]

if they do they can turn it around

[sweet tree]

3 goals at the bernabeu

chelsea almost did it

[nimble onyx]

Madrid haven't been that good recently

[dim ledge]

dont think we can if im honest

would require a 4-0 at the bernebau

and frankly its okay if we dont

ill be ecstatic if we do dont get me wrong but

[solid dagger]

We did it, but...

[solid dagger]

Salah vs United turns into the best player in the world lol

[dim ledge]

im not sure what moment was better for him

the weak footed volley, bar down and in

or wrecking martinez

both options!

[sweet tree]

madrid look poor in la liga

they're making it so easy for us lol

we don't play well but we grind out results at the end of the day

[sweet tree]

oh yeah...

that penalty was sus

I prefer not to speak.

[rustic ore]

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2023/03/05/matt-patricia-in-play-for-role-on-eagles-coaching-staff/ @rustic mountain

[short flame]

Why sub Cuadrado

[dim ledge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBuTEywEQ6U

enjoy

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1632502979835179010

Schlasser (@UrinatingTree)

This is definitely a mood:

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176

Twitter · Mar 5, 2023, 10:06 PM

[solid dagger]

Because he played like shit

[smoky fable]

@rustic ore

[solid dagger]

Be made one good tackle and that's it

[smoky fable]

What the hell happened

[solid dagger]

He carried us the past years but he's not the player he once was

[rustic mountain]

Please. Go. Fly to the Eagles

Never come back

[rustic ore]

[smoky fable]

I should have asked siren

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/lukesawhook/status/1632492139937447936?t=H8VMzgvQlwc1kwWXFKWXAg&s=19

Luke Sawhook 🪚🪝 (@lukesawhook)

The Titans are expected to roll with Ryan Tannehill as their starting QB for next season as of now per @RapSheet

Twitter · Mar 5, 2023, 9:23 PM

@simple seal

🫂

[dim kettle]

I wasn’t watching because of NASCAR, but I know what exactly is happening there. Complacency.

Just pure coasting before the 1st round

[smoky fable]

Alright

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/nascaronfox/status/1632514278912565251?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[versed forge]

Mid qb

[dim ledge]

@robust grotto @sweet tree @honest umbra @hasty basin

[smoky fable]

What a compilation

[versed forge]

AD just single-handedly cooked the warriors

Even with curry back

[smoky fable]

Those trades helped

[versed forge]

Speaking of good trades, KD went off on the mavs earlier

That booker and KD chemistry go crazy 🔥

[celest zephyr]

Warriors look flaccid

Draymond can’t even get. A tech properly anymore

[versed forge]

Lol fr

[hasty basin]

Love to see it

[dim ledge]

Thank you sir 🫡

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/nascaronnbc/status/1632527806746832896?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

NASCAR on NBC (@NASCARonNBC)

RETWEET to congratulate @WilliamByron!

The @TeamHendrick driver WINS at @LVMotorSpeedway. #NASCAR

Twitter · Mar 5, 2023, 11:45 PM

[smoky fable]

So great to see

[celest zephyr]

@rustic mountain you watch last game vs the Canucks?

What happened ?

[rustic mountain]

I haven't, been sadly so busy

My brother is moving to another State like. This week

So been helping there

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10067721-matt-patricia-reportedly-likely-to-move-on-from-patriots-has-talked-to-other-teams

https://tenor.com/view/dwight-the-office-win-winning-yes-gif-6125847

[short flame]

You lost 4-1

Demko seems to have been on top form

[smoky fable]

Hope it goes smoothly

[rustic mountain]

Thanks man

[dim kettle]

God, this Moxley vs Page match is so brutal

[celest zephyr]

Oh yeah obviously

Man Las Vegas so far has been brutal for Kyle

10th right now and he’s hit the wall twice

Fox side by side is a pain

[celest zephyr]

Hopefully it goes well

And the blue jays do well

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/Underdog__NBA/status/1632555477761658880?t=7xVjf6ggCH4cZFZdsC2KLg&s=19

Underdog NBA (@Underdog__NBA)

Status alert: Ja Morant to be away from Grizzlies indefinitely; no timetable for his return, per coach Jenkins.

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5874

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950

Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 1:35 AM

[torn gale]

Good

Get him and his mental right

Come back a more mature guy

He’s one of my favorite players right now so it’s a shame to see this

[versed forge]

Yeah fr

Bro is literally wasting his career for what reason

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/toronto-blue-jays-smile-happy-come-gif-14033704

Hell yeh brother

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/brwrestling/status/1632599597712556033?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[rustic ore]

Honestly, really solid match

Don't think both guys needed to bleed but it raises MJF's stock so

[dim kettle]

MJF took a mean blade job. Geez.

[rustic ore]

Indeed

[dim kettle]

Really made Shawn Michaels proud with that one.

[rustic ore]

Was surprised with all of the water breaks he took during why he didn't wash his face a bit with one

[dim kettle]

Yeah, MJF, drink that water with the sweet taste of iron.

Oh this face is one to punch.

[rustic ore]

Just so good

I'm guessing they do MJF vs Hangman next

[hollow wind]

Damn, this is a shame

But yeah, smart move if it means saving his future

dude needs to surround himself with the right peeps first and foremost

[versed forge]

https://youtu.be/_YVcqqVvfv0

Anthony Richardson and Cj Stroud look amazing, really wonder where they’ll land in the draft 👀

[rustic ore]

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2023/03/05/report-derek-carr-has-slight-lean-toward-the-jets-over-the-panthers-and-saints/

Please

[dim ledge]

All part of our masterplan to get City to drop 100m on Grealish

[tall shore]

Big brain

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1632763856979128320?t=X4yigiwZG5F3hhpXfzBIUQ&s=19

PFF (@PFF)

Derek Carr to the Saints 👀👀

Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 3:23 PM

https://tenor.com/view/point-and-laugh-schadenfreude-squid-game-hilarious-haha-gif-23450682

[versed forge]

NFC south looking competitive already

[rustic ore]

Best team in the NFCS is like the skinniest kid at fat camp

[versed forge]

Panthers are going to get Cj stroud too 👀

[dim kettle]

"Competitive" as in the first team to win 8 games wins the NFC South again.

[hasty mesa]

Can’t be as bad as the AFC South

[rustic ore]

AFCS actually had a team with a winning record make the playoffs

[hasty mesa]

Only need to win 9 to win the division

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1632766787539423238?s=20

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Saints are giving their new QB Derek Carr a 4-year deal, source said. With a big QB number coming, they'll make it work with their cap situation.

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389

Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 3:35 PM

[hasty mesa]

The division to watch

Peak ball

[rustic ore]

Jags are gonna be better next year

They started slow and then got in a rhythm

[hasty mesa]

Trev is interesting cuz half of his clips are him being trash but then he clutches Brady style

[dim kettle]

Difference between the AFC and NFC South is the AFC South is positioned with young QBs and T-Law with the Jags and whatever QBs both the Texans and Colts get in the draft. The NFC South. It's Derek Carr who really isn't much of an upgrade from Jameis IMO, The Falcons, whatever the the fuck they're doing, The Bucs who are now reportedly looking at Carson Wentz, and the Panthers who may or may not start Darnold again.

[hasty mesa]

Bryce Young in a Texans jersey

[rustic ore]

Panthers could surprise everyone and be super aggressive in a trade up to get a QB

[dim kettle]

They could, but they may also get beaten by another team.

[rustic ore]

Or I guess maybe it's not that big of a surprise since people are expecting them to

Eric Kendricks cut by the Vikings apparently

@simple seal

Also apparently the Rams are gonna cut Leonard Floyd is no one trades for him

[dim kettle]

My big bet for this year's draft is Bryce Young won't be the first QB off the board. It's hard to believe a lot of front offices will take the gamble on a 6'0 foot QB.

[rustic ore]

5'10*

[dim kettle]

Is it 5'10. Oof even worse

[rustic ore]

Legit the same height as Murray

[dim kettle]

I'm taller than him. lol

It's gonna be a shitty pick down the line, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Will Levis get's picked first.

[versed forge]

I mean, russ wilson is the same height and he has had a pretty decent career

Not rn but back then with the seahawks yk

[dim kettle]

Yeah, but he's the exception rather than the rule

[versed forge]

I think will levis will land with the colts

And Anthony Richardson to the lions

[celest zephyr]

So what you are saying is that if i train for 4 years i could be a better qb than him lol

By virtue of at least not being as small

Though being like 6 ft is probably too small to be qb lol

Dang QBs are taller than i thought lol

Most are like 6’3 or 6’4

That’s like nba shooting guard height

[versed forge]

So carr is going to the saints, does that mean Rodgers goes to the jets?

[celest zephyr]

If he leaves Green Bay he’s going to the jets

Thé raiders suck Tom much

Though maybe he wants to go to Las Vegas

But those seem like the only two teams he might go to

[versed forge]

Rodgers reunited with davante adams 👀

I can definitely see that happening

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/1632768064524541953?s=20

Greg Auman (@gregauman)

Some cryptic posts on Instagram from Bucs linebacker Devin White:

Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 3:40 PM

https://twitter.com/derekcarrqb/status/1632777656763842560?s=20

Derek Carr (@derekcarrqb)

Who dat ⚜️

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184

▶ Play video

Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 4:18 PM

You can tell Derek's trying to force this.

[versed forge]

[dim kettle]

Once again, I have to point this out. The Saints actively wanted him after Derek did something like this against them this past season:

Are you sure you want to give this guy a reported 4 years, NO?

[celest zephyr]

Nah noit just him

Both sides c,early are

He wants to be there and they think he can elevate their team

[versed forge]

0-24 is crazy 😂 saints are a superbowl team now with carr by their side

https://tenor.com/view/derek-carr-las-vegas-raiders-staring-stare-gif-19324020

[rustic mountain]

Less options for the Jets equals happier me

[dim kettle]

There's always Jimmy G.

The soon to be most handsome person in New Jersey New York.

[dim ledge]

https://vxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1632784939232919564?t=Xy3HMinPhvHNrbxDOfKqlA&s=19

[sweet tree]

WTF...

why just why

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/brgridiron/status/1632785036058476550

B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron)

Derrick Henry on the trade block 😱

King Henry, Jalen Ramsey and DeAndre Hopkins have all "been shopped" in recent days, per @MikeSilver

Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 4:47 PM

[rustic mountain]

God DAMN Tennessee hates their fans

[rustic mountain]

trade AJ Brown
shopping Henry
sticking with Ryan Tannehill at qb

[versed forge]

[dim kettle]

Well at least they have the Grizzlies for the time bei- Oh too soon.

[rustic mountain]

Life do be pretty shit

For TN fans

[dim kettle]

All for the price of an AFCC appearance 3 years ago.

Even when they sign with the devil it's still one yard short of being ideal.

[celest zephyr]

Same with the Seahawks

In the best sb of all time

Purely because the Seahawks lost in humiliating fashion

[celest zephyr]

@simple seal

[celest zephyr]

Ja should have learned that lesson

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/speechbubble-speech-bubble-please-meme-gif-25693113

[versed forge]

Time to rebuild

[simple seal]

1-16 szn

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1632499463850971136?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[robust grotto]

Just wait till they hear what the Predators are up to

[dim kettle]

The Preds are forever too good rn.

[dim ledge]

Filip pls

[fluid moat]

Neymar out for the season

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/RD9320/status/1632709176030789632?t=9RrC44MvTQbf4XzFGPrU-A&s=19

RD (@RD9320)

@MarkOgden_ This might be one of my favouritist things I’ve ever seen on this app

Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 11:46 AM

[hasty basin]

Oh wtf

[versed forge]

https://mobile.twitter.com/49ers_Access/status/1632775160452497410

Sterling Bennett (@49ers_Access)

Matt Ryan (if released), Jacoby Brissett and Andy Dalton are among the QB’s the #49ers are considering signing this offseason, per @MikeSilver

Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 4:08 PM

[hasty mesa]

49ers front office realizing they need 7 backup QBs

This is their year

[versed forge]

Lmaoo

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1632818779620081666

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The NFL has reinstated #Jaguars WR Calvin Ridley.

Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 7:01 PM

https://tenor.com/view/the-weeknd-run-it-up-gif-24783106

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1632825024137527297?s=20

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Source: The #Chiefs are not tagging OT Orlando Brown.

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265

Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 7:26 PM

[rustic ore]

Honestly let him walk

Dude wants to be paid way higher than his play warrants

[versed forge]

Yep he gone

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1632826559311540225?s=20

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #AZCardinals are expected to move on from center Rodney Hudson and WR Robbie Anderson, sources say. Hudson had previously reduced his salary to $2M, which often indicates a retirement. He'll decide his future soon. Meanwhile, Anderson's release saves $12M against the cap.

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Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 7:32 PM

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1627520446835920896/photo/1

MLFootball (@_MLFootball)

#Cardinals wide receiver Robbie Anderson has legally changed his name to Chosen Anderson.

😳😳😳

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3955

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167

Twitter · Feb 20, 2023, 4:08 AM

[rustic mountain]

Andersom on the market eh?

[rustic ore]

[rustic mountain]

CHOSEN ANDERSON

???????????

Fuck that is dumber than Ocho Cinco ever was

[rustic ore]

Chosen is also what Cam Newton named one of his sons

[versed forge]

Smh how many times has he changed his name

[rustic ore]

[versed forge]

Thats like his fourth name

[rustic mountain]

Cam Newton is a nitwit

And I wish he never played on my team

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1632830547641741313?s=20

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Jaguars have franchise tagged TE Evan Engram, source said.

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169

Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 7:48 PM

[rustic ore]

Smart move, he arguably had his best year with the Jags

On a side note

https://vxtwitter.com/EliteClubSOB/status/1632822957885251586

👑

I love MJF so much, dude is the best wrestler in the game by a mile

[dim kettle]

Dude can stay in character so fucking well.

[sweet tree]

https://vxtwitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1632735218229493761?t=vXu7k5d8r_G_n5NIJTaFog&s=19

watching this just reinforces my thoughts on footy changing some rules or on field stuff to allow more goals to be scored, It's better for the fans that come to watch the games and get their moneys worth. Feels cruel for overseas fans to fly across the continent to watch their team play and the game ends 1-0 or no goals at all. Obviously not every game can end on high scoring note but seeing anything less than like 3 in a game would feel somewhat disappointing I guess.

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1632803768357076992?s=20

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

The #Saints & Derek Carr agreed on a 4-yr deal for $150M with $100M in total guarantees, per me & @MikeGarafolo. He gets $70M effectively fully guaranteed ($60M at signing, another $10M in Year 3 vesting after Year 1). Carr structures his deal to accommodate Saints’ cap issues.

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12371

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Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 6:02 PM

Andy dalton for 37.5 mill per year with 25 mill guaranteed per year

And 60 mill guaranteed upfront

What a steal

[rustic mountain]

So who is Carr going to be throwing to?

I think Olave is good

But do the Saints have more?

[dim kettle]

Saints have no offense. Carr is basically in the same spot he was in Vegas with a HC he knows full well.

[versed forge]

They got olave, j johnson, and kamara

[dim kettle]

I'll give the Saints a little credit, 7 wins. But are the Saints really trying the wonders of 8-9 win seasons? The NFC South is bad rn, but the NFC South is only gonna be better. The Panthers will be better, The Bucs still may pull a rabbit or two out of their hat.

From a football standpoint, the Saints should just bite the bullet and start over, but the Bucs fan in me is going "Yes! Keep running the team into the ground!"

[stiff coyote]

all olave got to do is gain some muscle

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1632854482693267458?s=20

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Source: The #Raiders have officially franchise tagged RB Josh Jacobs.

Likes

276

Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 9:23 PM

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1632848023096098819?s=20

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Retired NFL QB Philip Rivers has expressed desire to return to the NFL.

He already contacted the #49ers and #Dolphins about coming out of retirement late in the 2022 season, according to @richeisen

Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 8:58 PM

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1632844796795527171?s=46&t=Zt61CugqErYBr3oVxKQXyA

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Chiefs and Frank Clark’s agent Erik Burkhardt were unable to find common ground on a reworked deal during several conversations at the combine and the expectation now is that Kansas City will release the 29-year-old DE who is the NFL’s third all-time leading postseason sack…

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Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 8:45 PM

[smoky fable]

That’s smart by Veach

[versed forge]

True, he had a great career in KC

But I do agree we need a more consistent and younger player. Wish that dude nothing but the best, when we needed him he balled out fr.

[slim nacelle]

I think that was the best Ironman match I’ve ever seen so yeah dude is definitely one of the best

[rustic mountain]

Welcome to post Brady

It isn't fun

[dim kettle]

I'll be fine for awhile. I got to see a title in my lifetime.

[celest zephyr]

Thé blue jays haven’t won a title since like 1994

Or 93

Every team i root for besides the raptors haven’t won a championship this millenium

Pain

I’d take 10 years of suck for a ring

[rustic mountain]

I'll say that I dont know what that feels like

But I can tell you winning, then seeing your team suck

Really a not fun adjustment

[undone lion]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1632862619311779842

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Tom Brady might not be “done after all" with his playing in the NFL, according to @RichEisenShow who talked to people in Indy.

"Folks are saying keep an eye on Miami."

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Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 9:56 PM

doubt it happens but man just stay home

[torn gale]

Stop this

Go home tom

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/barryonhere/status/1632877212331302914?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Barry (@BarryOnHere)

Looks like our battle is not over yet, Thomas.

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Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 10:53 PM

[versed forge]

Lmaoo

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-monkey-d-luffy-zombie-go-back-go-away-gif-12334374

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-how-many-times-do-we-need-to-teach-you-old-man-slow-thick-gif-12272188

[smoky fable]

Can these guys just stay retired

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/nfl_dovkleiman/status/1632879247374073859?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

BREAKING: #Seahawks are signing QB Geno Smith to a 3-year deal, per @Schultz_Report

https://t.co/K3zzra462R

Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 11:02 PM

[hasty mesa]

Must be nice knowing your starting QB

DJ plz

[dim kettle]

60 million dollar contract for DJ

[hasty mesa]

After the Carr deal, DJ’s agents called and said the offer is now 74mil because he’s double what Derek is worth

[smoky fable]

I would not pay DJ that much money

[hasty mesa]

The number unfortunately starts with a 4

Schoen is trying to cook something, idk what yet

Smells like a high DJ number with a Barkley tag

[dim kettle]

And then pray that he doesn't regress afterward.

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-money-gif-9679879

[solid dagger]

I'm not an NFL fan but didn't he sign a contract to become a pundit?

[rustic ore]

It's a standing contract

They're not gonna rescind the offer

[solid dagger]

[rustic ore]

Basically it starts as soon as he wants it to start

[celest zephyr]

Againnnn

When is he actually going to retire

Seriously just quit man you’re washed

[celest zephyr]

It really isn’t

Only pain and misery

Ofc its worth it

Because there are plenty of teams who don’t win and just suck for years

[celest zephyr]

Not that they ever would

Tom Brady as the host would generate so many clicks

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1624150503583260672?s=46&t=PqGay_ygPhcY6nK0ms4jng

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Tom Brady officially filed a letter today with the NFL and NFLPA, reconfirming his Feb. 1 retirement, per sources.

This letter silences any questions about whether Brady might return and now makes him eligible for the Pro Football Hall of Fame, Class of 2028.

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Twitter · Feb 10, 2023, 8:57 PM

It’s not happening

[celest zephyr]

Thank fucking god

I’m so tired of this

Rodgers please retire also

So i domn’t have to hear him whine again

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/sabres-buffalo-sabres-jeff-skinner-gif-23986257

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/AliMurji1/status/1632225425626927106?s=20

Ali Murji (@AliMurji1)

Have been told that New Era is a company that has interest in being the #NHL next jersey manufacturer, more to follow

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Twitter · Mar 5, 2023, 3:44 AM

[short flame]

Who’s that?

[dim ledge]

Huh.

I'd prefer Mitchell and Ness if I'm honest

But I guess new era is fine

[rustic mountain]

Mitchell and Ness would be amazing

I love their NBA hats, have at least one for every team

[dim kettle]

Anything would be better than Fanatics hats.

[rustic mountain]

Mitchell and Ness is quality man

I like em a lot

[dim kettle]

I know. I have a few Bolts hats made by them.

[rustic mountain]

I have this retro Timberwolves hat dude

Its sick af

[dim kettle]

Just got this one a month ago.

[dim ledge]

Have a rangers knit hat that's from em and it's class

[celest zephyr]

Oh have some fake Tampa bay raptors stuff from them also

Anything is better than fanatic

Or adidas hats

@rustic mountain @simple seal

[rustic mountain]

Bro those are SLICK

[dim ledge]

I like

[short flame]

I’m glad I got the real quality goat head

[robust grotto]

[simple seal]

Pog

[dim ledge]

Le Marché is the next highest bidder

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/buffalo-sabres-goal-dylan-cozens-sabres-goal-lets-go-buffalo-gif-23966241

They should call le coq sportif

[short flame]

craig just stopped a 2 on 0

[robust grotto]

Finally, some proper manufacturing outfit

[short flame]

why can't we beat anyone at home

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/_denisesalcedo/status/1632942221535350784?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Denise 'Hollywood' Salcedo (@_denisesalcedo)

" I would so much rather be bald than have them pipe in FAKE CROWD NOISES for my matches because nobody cares." -- John Cena to Austin Theory #WWERAW

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 3:12 AM

[celest zephyr]

https://youtu.be/6BwUQLDBnKM

I want to go to the nhl draft just to boo Bettman

[undone lion]

https://twitter.com/kingjames/status/1632965108069699584

LeBron James (@KingJames)

Man Bronny definitely better than some of these cats I've been watching on league pass today. Shit lightweight hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 4:43 AM

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/iwannadie-spongebob-gif-19637649

Can someone please just end the raptors already sigh

I want this season to be over

So i can just watch the playoffs in bliss

[serene fractal]

Dw clippers will rail them wenesday night

[celest zephyr]

Please do

Though the clippers have been struggling hard as of late

So who knows

[serene fractal]

Clippers winning streak starts now

[burnt cedar]

https://fxtwitter.com/afcamden/status/1632686711221149696?s=46&t=I981oIGztQk_uDwKDNb1kA

Goosebumps

[celest zephyr]

Aaron Rodgers you are a New York jet!

[rustic ore]

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2023/03/07/report-sheriffs-deputies-enter-joe-mixons-home-after-shots-fired-call-no-arrests-made/

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-15268759

[celest zephyr]

Mixon has always been a nutcase

[robust grotto]

It is McJesus tbf homie

[robust grotto]

Cali guys don’t like coming here man, idk I just can’t see it

[short flame]

I’m not scared of mcsauce. It’s just classic Buffalo. Skinner (the keeper) however was superb

[celest zephyr]

Eh he’s had talks with them

Clearly he’s interested

Hé wouldn’t be talking with them otherwise

Plus if cold is an issue wouldn’t he have left green bay a long time ago

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/callumcasteln/status/1632813615148408844?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Callum Castel (@callumcasteln)

Bottom nine since the World Cup break:

1. Wolves 17pts
2. #NFFC 13pts
3. West Ham 9pts
4. Southampton 9pts
5. Palace 8pts
6. Everton 8pts
7. Leeds 7pts
8. Leicester 7pts
9. Bournemouth 5pts

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Twitter · Mar 6, 2023, 6:41 PM

This relegation battle is something else

[robust grotto]

Don’t think cold is an issue for him, yeah

[dim kettle]

If Rodgers goes to the Jets, someone please tell him that you don’t pump your own gas in Jersey.

[robust grotto]

Damn right we don’t

I think he would like the area

I don’t live too far from jets camp

It’s quiet here

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/ew-gross-disgusting-oh-no-yuck-gif-20454736

I hate places where you don't pump your own gas

[robust grotto]

Think we’re the only state now. Oregon used to be with jersey on that

But anyway, I know Arsenal is the better story but I’d argue the story of the PL season is this relegation battle man. We’re in March and only 6 points separate 12th from 20th …

[dim ledge]

Everton going down

[robust grotto]

Everton down would be sooo fucking crazy

[rustic mountain]

Yeh I know. I am glad Oregon stopped

I hated driving through that forsaken state

[robust grotto]

Yeah? I’ve always wanted to see that part of the country

[wooden wharf]

Guys hello. I have a youtube channel. I need your advice. Can you guys help me ?

[hasty mesa]

This is a “trust me bro” but

@torn gale hopefully the blood sacrifices work out

[torn gale]

[sullen mango]

got to be cap

[hasty mesa]

It prob is

I’m just dreaming

3 hours remain

[celest zephyr]

Sounds lame

Don’t see jones extending

Welp at least someone else can pay him the big bucks

And then you can get old jimmy g

[robust grotto]

It’s crazy how there was zero expectations for the giants to make the playoffs, end up to not only make it but WIN a playoff game… only to get worse in the offseason

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/RapSheet/status/1633177919865630720?s=20

https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1633173176845758467?s=20

Tom Brady (@TomBrady)

Anyone who thinks I have time to come back to the NFL has never adopted a 2 month old kitten for their daughter.

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 6:30 PM

[rustic mountain]

Expected and tbh I see a JC Jackson situation

None of the corners who have left New England for greener pastures have ever panned out in FA

Malcom Butler, Ty Law, JC Jackson

Stephon Gilmore and Revis could be argued

Only one I can think of is Aqib Talib who came here played well then played well elsewhere

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1633180019056054272?s=20

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Report: The #Falcons have “very real” interest in trading for #Ravens QB Lamar Jackson, a source told @MattLombardoNFL

“The Lamar Jackson conversation between the Ravens and Falcons progressed tremendously in Indianapolis,”

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 6:57 PM

[dim kettle]

Gee. I wonder where he came from?!

[rustic mountain]

No clue

[rustic mountain]

The NFC South actually interesting???

[dim kettle]

Probably explains why the Falcons have been so quiet up to this point.

[rustic mountain]

Really depends what Atlanta gives up

[dim kettle]

They trade Kyle Pitts

[rustic mountain]

Lmao

I was gonna say

That would be hilarious

[dim kettle]

Would be all this hype for the NFC South Only for Kyle Trask to become the next Kurt Warner and the Bucs win the NFC South anticlimactically.

[rustic mountain]

Kyle Trask

https://tenor.com/view/steve-carell-the-office-yikes-this-is-the-worst-cringe-gif-21219465

[dim kettle]

He's a mystery box. And the mystery box can be anything. It could even be Tom Brady.

[rustic mountain]

Trask is in a similar boat as Jordan Love

You don't really know what's there, but I wouldn't be confident in either

[dim kettle]

The difference is Trask wasn't a 1st round pick.

[rustic mountain]

Yehhhhh true

Green Bay is still stupid af for that omfg

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1633185222735872005

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

Source: #Bucs are releasing LT Donovan Smith.

Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 7:17 PM

https://tenor.com/view/lfg-gif-22886413

[dim kettle]

They called him for holding and therefore, that's an extra 10 yards back from the Bucs organization.

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/kevinweekes/status/1633191352686063620?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Kevin Weekes (@KevinWeekes)

👀 ?
@espn @NHL @NHLNetwork @TSNHockey @DKSportsbook #HockeyTwitter

Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 7:42 PM

[hasty basin]

Predictions for UCL guys?

[dim kettle]

They really wanting 34 teams? smh

[sweet tree]

benfica & dortmund to go through

[dim kettle]

Would be nice to have a NHL team in Houston though. Finally get that Texas rivalry.

[short flame]

Bruges and Dortmund

[hasty basin]

I'm goin with Benfica and Chelsea

Even tho I hate Chelsea I cant escape my prem bias

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/PhilipsArena/status/1633192802292236289?s=20

ATLANTA IS BACK IN THE NHL (@PhilipsArena)

@KevinWeekes @espn @NHL @NHLNetwork @TSNHockey @DKSportsbook "Breaking News 🚨 📰

I'm at the NHL graveyard, where Atlanta and Houston are rising from the dead

@espn @NHL @NHLNetwork @TSNHockey @DKSportsbook #HockeyTwitter "

Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 7:48 PM

[hasty mesa]

Jets are on a plane to meet Rodgers

The dream is happening

[dim kettle]

Just another few years till he’s a Viking. It’s destiny

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1633196748381274114

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Ravens placed the non-exclusive franchise tag on QB Lamar Jackson.

The tag is worth $32.416 million for Jackson, who is permitted to sign an offer sheet with another team. Baltimore can then match and decide whether to keep or trade him.

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 8:03 PM

[versed forge]

Lamar a jet? 👀

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1633198004168433665?s=20

ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk)

Lamar Jackson can’t talk to Miami until after the 2023 draft. At that point, he will be able to negotiate with them and sign an offer sheet. Before that, Miami is off limits because they don’t have their first-round pick in 2023.

Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 8:08 PM

[hasty mesa]

Schoen has less than an hour to finish cooking

This means we have a strong FO who’s unwilling to bend to demands too much for them….. right?

[sweet tree]

sterling should've shot lol what

offside anyways

[fluid moat]

Why are they playing in Breaking Bad Mexico

yellow filter

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/1633196505812041728?s=20

Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens)

Statement from GM Eric DeCosta:

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 8:02 PM

[sweet tree]

nice save meyer

[celest zephyr]

Aka he gone rip ravens

It’s been a nice one

At least you can afford to pay Daniel jones 45 mill a year now

So that’s something

Enjoy Danny derps for 5 more years Baltimore

[dim kettle]

Trade Lamar for DJ. 4k I.Q. move

[sweet tree]

nice kepa

[rustic mountain]

Knowing Baltimore, they will trade to get some first round pick and end up with Anthony Richardson somehow

And then they just get Lamar part Deux

[celest zephyr]

Welp leafs again today

[rustic mountain]

Indeed indeed

[celest zephyr]

At least there’s only about a month left of the regular season

[celest zephyr]

Oh so then he’ll leave after 5 years since the ravens can’t win anything

[rustic mountain]

These games are gonna ratchet up in intensity

[celest zephyr]

And the cycle starts again

[rustic mountain]

We got the Devils tonight

And maube

Maybe

[celest zephyr]

Hahah the leafs will find a way to lose to some shitty team at the end of the season

It’s Tampa again

So idc that much really

[rustic mountain]

All that trading. I hope that it pays off a little

Tampa?

[celest zephyr]

Probably facing them in the playoffs

[rustic mountain]

Ah

I think we can beat Tampa. Honestly

[celest zephyr]

Could

[undone lion]

Hype

[celest zephyr]

Besides who has home court doesn’t make a difference to me

[undone lion]

Lamar will be free soon

[celest zephyr]

And the leafs lost last time with home court anyways

[robust grotto]

Leafs Devs tonight?

Maybe I’ll watch

[rustic mountain]

Imma be positive til I can't be

[celest zephyr]

I’m just neutral

Hard to care about the regular season anymore

[rustic mountain]

Besides if the leafs get ousted then I got the Jays right around the corner

[celest zephyr]

Might become a jays fan also

To have something to watch

[rustic mountain]

I love baseball man

And the Jays got me really hyped this year

[celest zephyr]

Don’t know much about it

Too many players

[rustic mountain]

We added a good deal of solid talent to round out our weaknesses

[celest zephyr]

Like i have a bit of an idea on what positions there are

[rustic mountain]

And we were already a strong team

[celest zephyr]

After seeing that 8-1 choke idk anymore

[robust grotto]

Baseball can be lovely

[rustic mountain]

We just need some consistency and some defense

[robust grotto]

It can also be unbearably torturous

[celest zephyr]

Sounds like another team i am a fan of

[rustic mountain]

We choked because we had 0 defense in the outfield and 0 bullpen

And we fixed both of those

We also fixed rotation depth too

[celest zephyr]

You’d have to try really hard to find a better torture method than losing in the last game of the first series of the playoffs 5 years in a row

Legit just play every single leafs playoff loss since 2004

To a leafs fan

And that will probably be as painful as water boarding them

[robust grotto]

My friend

You can’t act like I don’t cheer for a baseball that hasn’t had some of the most epic chokes in recent history. The pain is felt

Sports !!!

[rustic mountain]

Everyone here knows playoff pain I promise

[robust grotto]

Exactly

[rustic mountain]

Just different kinds

[robust grotto]

Sure the leafs are as rough as anyone’s

But Buffalo hasn’t made the playoffs in how many years now ??

[rustic mountain]

It's just not fun to me to only focus on the pain

[robust grotto]

I’m the same way man. I get you

[sweet tree]

havertz post

rafa silva scored

[short flame]

But we still have reached further than them recently

[unkempt harness]

bruhh that post

[robust grotto]

It’s true

[celest zephyr]

Yankees losing is the best sport

Tied with the bruins and cowboys losing

[rustic mountain]

Lunik is a Mets fan

[celest zephyr]

Oh mets

[rustic mountain]

Which like

[celest zephyr]

Well that franchaise is just pain

At least its better than the guardians

[rustic mountain]

If anyone has a reason to feel the pain it's the Mets

[celest zephyr]

There’s reason they have lolmets

Man New York sports are brutal

Barely any success recently

[rustic mountain]

But I respect Lunik for being positive and in fact he is part of the reason I try to be more positive about my own teams

[short flame]

Nothing beats saint totteringham’s day

[rustic mountain]

Because wallowing in self loathing over my team is kinda not fun

[short flame]

You have to be

[celest zephyr]

I just stop caring

And wait for the season to end

[short flame]

I try to be positive about buffalo

[celest zephyr]

And hope they actually do something different

Instead of running it back

[short flame]

Then I see ukko pekka in goal, I cry a little and keep going

[celest zephyr]

Praying the raptors don’t keep fvv gtj and go

Og

You’ll get a goalie someday

Buffalo’s progression has to make at least some goalie take a gamble there

[short flame]

We have rookie Andy

[celest zephyr]

Levi?

Doesn’t he have to sign first

[robust grotto]

Yeah man it’s just sports, like I don’t root for glory

I hope for glory hahaha but

[short flame]

I’m no glory hunter

[robust grotto]

It’s part of the adventure man. The story of whatever franchise you cheer for. To see if grow ( or decline )

[hasty basin]

Ah I sure do love putting Brandt as motm just for him to get injured in the 5th min

[celest zephyr]

I just root for them to not be stuck in a perpetual cycle of years and years of the same shit

[short flame]

I like rooting for the underdog

[celest zephyr]

That’s fine if they well do growing or dealing

Declining

Makes it boring when its the same product that can’t get it done for years on end

Sure the leafs have gotten better but they still haven’t gotten one series where it’s just all clicked doc for them

[robust grotto]

Can’t debate that man

I understand frustration

[celest zephyr]

That’s why I’m apathetic about sports. Too used to lebronto also

[short flame]

I genuinely asked my friend who’s the oldest club to never win the league. He told me Buffalo. Never looked back

[hasty basin]

Goncalo Ramos 2-0

[sweet tree]

yeah 4-0 on agg

that tie is p much over

ONGGGGGFF

[hasty basin]

That was amazing from

Havertz

Wtf

Bro

[sweet tree]

offside

NOO

[hasty basin]

Oh

[sweet tree]

that was a banger lol

offside man..

that was a good initial save from meyer, 2nd shot was unstoppable

meyer being the hero rn

[smoky fable]

Now all eyes on chelsea dortmund

[hasty basin]

Sterling

Chelsea are actually

Destroying

Yeah well

[sweet tree]

sterling finally

yeah chelsea been all over them

he missed the ball on his first shot but saved himself in the end lol

1-1 on agg

[hasty mesa]

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1633209727810191360?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo)

The #Giants and QB Daniel Jones beat the clock on the franchise tag, agreeing to terms on a long-term deal, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

Jones’ agents and the team worked hard to get this deal done in time. Jones has six fourth-quarter comebacks in his career. Make it seven.

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 8:55 PM

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol

[hasty mesa]

Tag Barkley now

[smoky fable]

They probably will

[hasty mesa]

They did, it’s being processed

We got the ideal outcome on paper but now let’s see the number Schoen went for

[smoky fable]

I’m going to guess Giants and Vikings regress from last season

[hasty mesa]

Regress after adding more pieces whilst keeping Barkley?

How can next season be worse than last season’s practice squad roster

[celest zephyr]

Wow a jones deal

Wonder what the cost is

[hasty mesa]

160 mil 4 yr

I’ll get a better link

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1633210264798609408?s=20

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Giants are signing QB Daniel Jones to a new four-year, $160 million contract with $35 million in incentives, per source.

Jones, 25, would’ve been the youngest QB ever to get the franchise tag … which they’ll now use on Saquon Barkley instead.

Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 8:57 PM

They’re also saying that they may attempt to get Barkley in a long term deal even though they’re tagging him

[dim kettle]

Got PAID.

[fluid moat]

Huh that’s funny wonder why he’s drinking 7up

[hasty basin]

LMAOOO

Let him have his fun before

RMA game

[fluid moat]

Lmao

[celest zephyr]

Whatttttt

That’s so much for Daniel jones

Dang guess asking for the farm worked

[dim kettle]

The only question remains though. Just what is the Giants' celling? The way this team is constructed rn just feels like it's not a SB contender. And that's not exclusively on DJ, but he's an equation as why they don't add up to being a real SB contender.

[celest zephyr]

I doubt they’d have given him 40 mill a yer if he didn’t ask for 45 mill a year

Way too desparate

[robust grotto]

Giants are officially toast

Should’ve walked from both and rebuilt the organization

[dim kettle]

Like, I seriously have to wonder in a year or two from now if the Giants will regret what happened this past season.

[robust grotto]

Another era of playoff-less football is here

Yep, overachieved and overpaid. They’ll be hurting in a season guaranteed

Should’ve blown it up completely

Like what pieces are even on the team ….

[dim kettle]

I think in due time, a lot of fans will take a step back from the emotion of the moment and look at the bigger picture and wonder if it would've been better to bottom out,

[hasty mesa]

The deal means that Schoen and Daboll believe DJ is a good enough QB to win a Super Bowl

Doesn’t mean the team is there yet

[robust grotto]

It would’ve been, I agree

[hasty mesa]

It means they think the team will get there

[robust grotto]

Much better to be bad the next year than to overpay for QB and RB

Who are we beating?? We start every season 0-4 just between Dallas and Philly. Joke

I’m lowkey devastated

[hasty mesa]

Also I don’t understand, how could next season’s team be worse than last year?

Why all the doom and gloom?

[sweet tree]

this about to be a pen isn't it..

[hasty mesa]

We had a horrible roster and we’re gonna be fixing it

And we keep Barkley

[dim kettle]

IDK, man, resigning DJ tells me that they're saying 2022 was the best you'll ever expect from us. That's what that contract says.

[hasty mesa]

My only concern is that what’ll happen is DJ’s running gets him injured and now we’re boned

[robust grotto]

How much in cap are these two taking up?? Idk man I think they would’ve been better to blow it up. We have the coach! Fans would’ve accepted a losing season next year imo

[hasty mesa]

I’m confused on how that’s what it means

It’s a 4 year deal

It means they think the team will get better over 4 years to the point where DJ at the helm can get them to a SB

[hasty mesa]

Barkley’s tag is gonna be like 10ish mil

Keep in mind though we’re rebuilding from the draft

[robust grotto]

The reality rn w football is there’s a lack of QBs

[hasty basin]

Oh nah

Not Havertz

😭

[hasty mesa]

We have decent cap space

Doubt we go super heavy into FA

[dim kettle]

IDK man, how much better do you really think DJ can get? If that was considered his best season, where he was more notable for being a runner than a thrower. Than he's near his celling also.

[hasty basin]

LOL OFC

HE HIT THE POST

[hasty mesa]

Players tend to get better with a better team

[sweet tree]

LOOOOOL

havertz DFKMMMM

[hasty mesa]

Like idk, maybe having an Oline

[dim kettle]

You're entitled to your opinion, obviously, but I just can't see how much better the Giants can really get the way this team is constructed rn.

[hasty mesa]

They want to reconstruct around DJ

Schoen and Daboll believe it’ll be successful

For now I’m trusting them

[sweet tree]

bruh chelsea players are also inside the box...

[hasty mesa]

Daboll in one year made DJ take practice squad receivers to the divisional

I’m feeling pretty ok rn

[smoky fable]

I’m just thinking they overachieved. Granted, they still have a third place schedule since the other playoff teams in the NFC East were better, but I’m not sure I’d bank on Jones living up to that deal.

[sweet tree]

lame

chelsea 2-0 havertz

[hasty mesa]

They def did

But you don’t accidentally win games against the Packers, Ravens, etc

Vikings

[dim kettle]

I think you can trust them. But you also have to be cautiously optimistic moving forward.

Like, I saw Josh Freeman torch some defenses with the Bucs back in 2010 and the dude never got back there before he was cut.

[robust grotto]

40 mil for Jones bro

NFL is fucked man

[robust grotto]

That’s how I feel and like I said before.. we start every season 0-4 just between our fucking rivals

[hasty mesa]

This is only a negative if this doesn’t allow us to build a better team

[robust grotto]

Add that with the east schedule next year

[hasty basin]

The defender cleared it

Though

[hasty mesa]

But we are able to build better

[robust grotto]

Hopefully man

Now they have to find cheap solutions everywhere else

[hasty mesa]

And clearly DJ and Barkley can win games if they win them with Richie James and Isaiah Hodgins as top receivers

[dim kettle]

That's the question though, what is their ceiling?

[hasty mesa]

Unknown

What happens if you give DJ and Barkley a better Oline?

And a WR1

What magic does that offense do

Schoen and Daboll think there can be magic, clearly

4 years

[sweet tree]

yeah I guess it makes sense, thought the pen was a little harsh tho

i guess it is what it is

[dim kettle]

All I'll say until the season starts is, be cautiously optimistic.

[sweet tree]

Jude close

[hasty mesa]

Yeah, for now I’m feeling good

I’ll eat my words if we get only 6 wins

[hasty basin]

How has he not scored idek

He's in my fantasy as well

[sweet tree]

goddamn kepa

[hasty mesa]

@torn gale how you feeling

[hasty basin]

Ofc Brugge would lose

They have Scott Parker manager

No one should be surprised

It wasn't even him that got them out of the group

It was some interim manager

Gallagher gg

[sweet tree]

5-1

jeez

gonçalo brace and neres got a goal

[short flame]

Balanta wasn’t playing

[hasty basin]

It odnt matter

Even Jesus can't save a team from being embarassed

While having Scott Parker

[short flame]

But Jesus isn’t Colombian

[sweet tree]

gotta be 5 or 6 mins of et tbh

[hasty basin]

Yeah

If Chelsea score tho

[sweet tree]

dortmund haven't really shown up

[hasty basin]

Wtf was that

Shot

Oh well

Chelsea attacking AGAIN

Havertz is so shit

He can't even timewaste propery LMAO

Yoooo fight

[sweet tree]

they should have killed off this game with the amount of counters they had.

[hasty basin]

That wolf dude really wants to get sent off

Lol

[short flame]

[hasty basin]

[short flame]

Imagine spending a billion pounds and playing that guy up front

[smoky fable]

Well Chelsea are through

[hasty basin]

Chelsea would actually love Werner rn

WHAT IS DORTMUND DOING

They are actually terrile

Terrible

[smoky fable]

Packing their bags

[hasty basin]

I can't believe I'm saying this but Chelsea are 100x more quality than them

[sweet tree]

havertz been nice

yeah

[hasty basin]

Dortmund just give the ball away so easily lmao

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/realxflfootball/status/1633227541388435456?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

XFL 🏉 (@realXFLfootball)

Derek Carr got a buttload of money.

Geno Smith got a buttload of money.

Daniel Jones got a buttload of money.

But they’ll never get an XFL MVP trophy. Sucks to be them. #XFL

Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 10:06 PM

[short flame]

Taking one for the team

[hasty basin]

There goes the final whistle

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/TheSteinLine/status/1633176035293274112

Marc Stein (@TheSteinLine)

I stated something incorrectly on today’s podcast.

A firearm on team premises is indeed a violation of NBA rules and subjects the player to discipline … but there is NO specific suspension length in league bylaws.

Suspension length is imposed at the commissioner’s discretion.

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 6:41 PM

Welp so ja could get suspended forever hahaha rip bozo

If he brought a gun into team premises

[sweet tree]

yeah idk what that was about, all those hoofs just went back to chelsea

[celest zephyr]

What a fool

Dumbass

[sweet tree]

deserved to go out, what a crap perfomance

[hexed galleon]

Chelsea is so dirty,that shouldnt have been a pen nor a retake

Fucking shit club

[sweet tree]

I agree on the pen tbh, it was a bit harsh

the retake honestly makes sense

[hexed galleon]

The only positive outcome is that chelsea is keeping potter

And he sucks

[sweet tree]

had a chelsea player scored after the encroachment it would have also been called back

[hexed galleon]

So theyre not doing anything

[sweet tree]

so I guess I agree with it being retaken, it goes both ways.

the pen was lame but chelsea were the better team icl

[hasty basin]

I mean if the rules don't say shit about the defender clearing the ball in that instance

Then it would be an obvious no retake

It would be too obvious for people to look over

[short flame]

Would anyone have a link to the penalty

[hasty mesa]

https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1633225968163618816?s=20

Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN)

Daniel Jones' Year 1 cap hit should come in around $19M, I'm told, which seemingly provides flexibility in free agency to address a few positions.

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 9:59 PM

We are COOKING

In Schoen we trust

So that’s around 30mil cap hit for both Jones and Barkley barring a new Barkley contract

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/TheEuropeanLad/status/1633231453117972480

𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎 (@TheEuropeanLad)

🚨 - Scott Parker's final hours are numbered at Club Brugge. His replacement is ready to take over: Alfred Schreuder. [@Nieuwsblad_be]

Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 10:21 PM

LMAO of course

[sweet tree]

schreuder was a flop for ajax

[short flame]

I was wondering why balanta wasn’t playing

He’s been loaned at Schalke

[hasty basin]

Why are they just getting flops

Why don't they let that interim manager take over

It's so stupid lmao

https://twitter.com/ChampionsLeague/status/1633232592978804736

UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague)

Cucurella was fantastic 🥇

#UCL

Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 10:26 PM

This is how you know it was a shit performance from BVB

[sweet tree]

they were just lucky first leg tbh

havertz or chillwell would've been my motm

https://twitter.com/xGPhilosophy/status/1633228574923583490?t=8QR1S5z3C9EWFj-wFULi_A&s=19

The xG Philosophy (@xGPhilosophy)

On aggregate:

Chelsea (4.29) 2-1 (2.12) Dortmund

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 10:10 PM

[dawn tapir]

the giants might regret giving him that much

[hasty mesa]

Look at how much cap space were saving

He’s only taking 19mil in space this year

We cooking

Trust in Schoen

[dawn tapir]

he could decline tho

in qb play

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1633220753461243904 https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1633223742154493952

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Update: The #Panthers are not expected to pursue #Ravens QB Lamar Jackson, sources told @josephperson

The #Raiders are also unlikely, according to @VinnyBonsignore

We already know the #Falcons aren't on him either, per @diannaESPN

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 9:39 PM

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

@josephperson @VinnyBonsignore @diannaESPN Update: The #Commanders are also unlikely to pursue Lamar Jackson, per @ByKimberleyA

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 9:50 PM

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/nascar/status/1633231641283018758?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

NASCAR (@NASCAR)

NEWS: @TeamHendrick announces @chaseelliott to be out approximately six weeks as he continues to recover from injury.

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 10:22 PM

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/BrettKollmann/status/1633227072855486464?t=etAYyoen_NoCCltHuBhhig&s=19 https://twitter.com/BrettKollmann/status/1633233342266228736?t=etAYyoen_NoCCltHuBhhig&s=19

Brett Kollmann (@BrettKollmann)

Perhaps the Ravens used the non-exclusive tag as a tool to prove to Lamar that only the Browns are willing to give the type of deal he is looking for.

Maybe this is their way of giving him a message.

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 10:04 PM

Brett Kollmann (@BrettKollmann)

Dolphins out now too.

Owners might has well be linking arms on this one. They want to make it clear that Haslam’s actions are not normal.

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 10:29 PM

https://tenor.com/view/how-come-dont-want-me-man-fresh-prince-gif-14767509

[dim kettle]

There’s always the blue tent

[smoky fable]

Collusion

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nod-cat-nod-cat-nodding-cute-cat-gif-23793862

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1633240029865869313?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

NFLPA will more than likely have questions about what's happening. Multiple teams pursued Deshaun Watson (and his situation) last offseason and the compensation to get him was more (three 1s vs. two 1s here).

Again: It costs nothing to talk to him. Find out what he even wants.

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 10:55 PM

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/JaquanBrisker/status/1633234644144652288

Quanny B. (@JaquanBrisker)

MVP lol… other Bruh got paid today and is trash fam. #FACTS

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Twitter · Mar 7, 2023, 10:34 PM

[dawn tapir]

What will the jets do? If they don't get Rodgers would they consider trading for lamar?

[celest zephyr]

But teams were willing to pay the farm and give Deshaun a massive deal

Hypocritical much ?

Haslam was far from the only one who was ready to give up a lot for him

Legit clown behaviour

[celest zephyr]

https://www.si.com/nfl/falcons/.amp/news/atlanta-deshaun-watson-matt-ryan-trade-houston-texans-cleveland-browns-indianapolis-colts-new-orleans-saints-marcus-mariota

https://www.si.com/nfl/browns/news/deshaun-watson-wanted-to-go-to-the-miami-dolphins-but-there-was-one-issue

Found reports that every team listed there other than the raiders were interested in him

Man I hate what haslam did but fuck them. Clearly plenty of other teams made it very clear they wanted Deshaun Watson

This point would have been way better proved if the browns were the only team that was willing to trade for him and meet the Texans and his demands

But clearly other teams really wanted him. The falcons even were shopping Matt Ryan on the basis that getting Deshaun was a given

[robust grotto]

Wait wait

So teams don’t want to trade for Lamar bc of of other stuff?? Or bc of the pay day he would need

[celest zephyr]

Looks like the payday

From what I’ve read

Can’t imagine Lamar has issues like deshaun does

[robust grotto]

Yeah same, okay figured as much

[rustic mountain]

I am intrigued that no one is touching Lamar at all

Seems. Odd.

[rustic mountain]

Ah ah ah, 8-9 NFC south winners!

Gotta remember that

[dim kettle]

Assuming another team doesn't overachieve.

[celest zephyr]

Got to pretend like they didn’t want to get dewshaun

[rustic mountain]

It's the NFC south

[dim kettle]

Acting like the Panthers didn't almost pull a NFC South title out of their ass.

[rustic mountain]

I would love to see what nfc south overachieving is like

[celest zephyr]

When paying Lamar that amount of money would be better than paying dershaun it

[rustic mountain]

That should tell you more about the NFC south

Than the Panthers

[celest zephyr]

Panthers with cam newton

Falcons sb run

Panthers winning the division with a losing record

[rustic mountain]

Two SB contestants in what 10 years?

[celest zephyr]

Better than most divisons

[rustic mountain]

3 sorry

[celest zephyr]

The nfc north hasn’t even done it once in 10 years

Closest was the packers sb run

Vikings haven’t, lions and bears are lol cows

[rustic mountain]

Tompa Bay Bradyneers, Atlanta Chokens, and Cam Newton's give up in the sb team

[dim kettle]

Will say this though, I'm not in 100% belief that the Bucs aren't gonna win 6 games or more. Brady won 2 at the last second, but that defense basically handed them 6 wins.

[short flame]

Is Cizikas a bad player? I've rarely seen a guy fall so much in an nhl game (from the islanders)

[rustic mountain]

Depends. Is Devin White coming back?

[celest zephyr]

The nfc south sucks

[rustic mountain]

Is Kyle Trask gonna do anything at all?

[celest zephyr]

But still other divisions besides the nfc west have sucked harder in the past 10 years

In the nfc

Eagles only nfc east team to make the sb in the past 10 years

[dim kettle]

The way I'm seeing rn with the new OC is Trask is probably gonna be a game manager with Rachaad White doing a lot of the carrying.

[short flame]

how does he have 700 nhl games