sports

[hasty basin]

[robust grotto]

Feel that big time man

[short flame]

martial missing an empty net, hope he's ok

[hasty basin]

My god

An actual good chance

I'm gonna cry from happinness

BRO DE GEA

CAN YOU JUST FUCK OFF

[short flame]

gotta train those headers

always go to the ground, easy save in the end for the keeper

[hasty basin]

2 big chances

Saved

[short flame]

now that one was good

keeper saved united

[burnt cedar]

Tomiyasu dying his hair

Blonde highlights

[hasty basin]

It's amazing

At this point I won't have a player in FPL

[short flame]

oh they're so close, come on bournemouth

[hasty basin]

That doesnt have a yellow

[burnt cedar]

Nearly 9 hours since Newcastle have conceded wtf

[short flame]

you need lerma

[split wren]

Castle defence

[hasty basin]

Mitro yellow

[short flame]

great defending there from bournemouth

and now another chance

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/KyleBaileyClub/status/1610363337556074498

Big Foot Bailey (@KyleBaileyClub)

Spoke to a league source who confirmed that the @Hornets are NOT engaged in contract talks with Miles Bridges, despite a December 23rd report to the contrary.

The belief is that those reports originated from Bridges' agency, @KlutchSports.

@theobserver was first to report.

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Twitter · Jan 3, 2023, 7:51 PM

[short flame]

Mee really is carrying my team

[sweet tree]

what a save

[split wren]

What

A

Save

Pope

[formal laurel]

Nice

[split wren]

Good day

Ggs to you too

[sweet tree]

oh

[short spindle]

Robbery

[burnt cedar]

How are you allowed to block a throw like that

[short spindle]

Game ended

Fuck it we ball

Suprised Arteta didn't get booked

[broken ledge]

Hmm

[short spindle]

Should've had a pen

Just typical Arsenal vs the refs

[broken ledge]

Probably should’ve been a pen but karma is a bitch

[split wren]

Man U scored?

[broken ledge]

Newcastle defense was solid though

[short spindle]

Don't make me start on how much Liverpool got away with whilst playing against Arsenal

[split wren]

Lets goo rashford

[robust grotto]

I was annoyed by him the other day

Practically bullied the entire WHU technical team. Guy doesn’t stay in his box

[broken ledge]

I think my fpl is broken

Rashford scored but I didn’t get any points for it

[short flame]

Yo how was this not a pen

[broken ledge]

Idk lol

But it’s the past

I’m surprised the ref checked the pen for handball for arsenal and still denied it

[short flame]

Oh it’s an old game

What happened this one?

[broken ledge]

Something a bit similar. Odegard or martinelli (forgot who) must’ve tried to cross but it looked like it hit the defenders hand

Ref denied it tho

[short flame]

Oh would want to see that

[short spindle]

Gabriel got pulled by Burn in thee box for a few solid seconds until he was on the ground during a corner

Stonewall pen

Everton City game was 11 minutes added time for time wasting but Arsenal vs Newcastle get only 5 complete corruption

[short flame]

Off to play my first game in 6 months. Hope to do a decent game, I’ll let you know if I keep a clean sheet (probably won’t)

Class

[robust grotto]

Nah man lmfaooooo

[rustic ore]

They really should just rename their franchise as some variation of a pig/hog

[rustic mountain]

Even when they have an idea for something that could work

They fucked it up

[rustic ore]

It'd be super unique

[rustic mountain]

God dammit Snyder

[rustic ore]

Boars are vicious little bastards

Hence why you're actually paid to hunt them in certain states where their pop is too big

[smoky fable]

The Washington Roadhogs

[smoky fable]

Today I learned

[simple seal]

[celest zephyr]

its not a pen lol, the ball hits his chest then his hand

[broken ledge]

You’re talking about the arsenal game?

[celest zephyr]

Good luck man

Hope you win

[celest zephyr]

What the fuck

[short flame]

We didn’t but had a good game

1 goal and assist

I did an Olympic goal so that’s nice

Lost 3-2, other team was shit to play against

I get that it’s only a friendly and we don’t have refs but you can at least try to respect the offside rule

https://tenor.com/view/sabres-buffalo-sabres-tage-thompson-gif-23986202

https://tenor.com/view/alex-tuch-tuch-buffalo-sabres-sabres-gif-25200891

And Tage again 3-1

[celest zephyr]

Canes rangers tied 3-3

[short flame]

and obviously the capitals tie

[celest zephyr]

Welp

[short flame]

I've yet to see ukko pekka have a good third period

he's son inconsistent

and ovi scored obviously

pathetic defending

4-4

[celest zephyr]

The video you sent

with Garbiel

Rangers up @robust grotto

4-3

[robust grotto]

Damn mad good games tonight boys

@celest zephyr @short flame all three of us in good games

[celest zephyr]

Damn laf got healthy scratched

[short flame]

hope it ends well

[celest zephyr]

Same

Though I don’t fancy ot

[celest zephyr]

Oh btw the game I’m going to is vs the rangers lmao

Get to see hopefully shesty in person

[short flame]

I'd take a point against ovi

it's as good as we can be

specially with ukko pekka in goal

[robust grotto]

I peeped hahah, that’s sick! You said you would take a pic of a player 😂😂

[celest zephyr]

Lol yeah if I remember

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/sacha-baron-cohen-respect-ali-g-fist-bump-handshake-gif-8364799

[celest zephyr]

Wanted to go to a game against a team someone here was a fan of

Thought about the lightning game but got back home too soon to that

Ot baby

[short flame]

buffalo is available

poweplay with 2 minutes to play

let's get a win

oh come on

someone basically did a slide tackle on jeff

[celest zephyr]

Shoot out

Lol maybe some day

[short flame]

double powerplay with 16 seconds

[celest zephyr]

@rustic mountain

https://tenor.com/view/party-read-mr-krabs-gif-18190450

[short flame]

over time

does the powerplay continue in over time kimmich?

[celest zephyr]

Yeah

Blues win

[rustic mountain]

No party

[celest zephyr]

Figured leafs suck in extra time

[rustic mountain]

Just watched the Saskatchewan kid beat us

[short flame]

hey sab your girlfriend is from saskatchewan right?

[rustic mountain]

Yeah Sask girl

[short flame]

who do people support there?

hockey fans

https://tenor.com/view/tage-thompson-tage-denski-denski-edits-buffalo-sabres-gif-25534184

hat trick to win the game

[rustic mountain]

Mostly the Oilers from what Ive seen

[short flame]

I see

[rustic mountain]

Alberta is right next door and East Canada is like the worst to a lot of people there lmao

[short flame]

that whole region looks empty

[rustic mountain]

It is mostly

[short flame]

even the us area

[rustic mountain]

A lot of Canada is Ontario

Yeh it's the mid westish kinda

[short flame]

and quebec

[rustic mountain]

Montana and the like

Yes and Quebec

[short flame]

we got the win

[celest zephyr]

Good

[short flame]

coming for you sab

[celest zephyr]

@robust grotto RANGERS WIN

uh Celtics wtf

[rustic mountain]

The way the Leafs have been playing as of late idk maybe. They have been up and down

[short flame]

tage 4 points, tuch 3 points

tuch haters are crying

[rustic mountain]

Seattle ties it in Edmonton

https://tenor.com/view/jamie-oleksiak-seattle-kraken-goal-happy-kraken-goal-gif-23603378

[celest zephyr]

Wpg leads 2-1

[short flame]

Come on oilers

[celest zephyr]

Not watching the kraken they mid

[short flame]

I boycott the kraken

[rustic mountain]

Arent they doing well??

[celest zephyr]

Leafs games give me suffering idk if I want to watch them anymore

[short flame]

That team is not serious

[rustic mountain]

I am buying a kraken jersey

[celest zephyr]

19-12-4 eh that’s aight

Solid but idk not too tier

[short flame]

Don’t do that to yourself

[rustic mountain]

I am gonna

Matty Bernies

[celest zephyr]

Dang they only have 35 games

[short flame]

Think about your girlfriend

When she sees you wearing that

Your family

Your friends

[celest zephyr]

Probably going to donate my 49ers jersey when it arrives

Don’t feel like having nfl merch anymore

[short flame]

I Hope I never see a Seattle jersey irl

[rustic mountain]

My girlfriend loves teal

And my family supports the Kraken

At least my brother in law and sister lol

[short flame]

Sorry to hear that

[rustic mountain]

Seattle is local, people like their sports here

Seattle is a really nice city, underrated imo

[short flame]

I just wished they had something better locally

The city itself seems nice

I like the sounders

But men that kraken logo

Makes me want to blind myself

[rustic mountain]

Kraken up

3-2

https://tenor.com/view/seattle-kraken-release-the-kraken-nhl-hockey-gif-17889989

[short flame]

At least get a kraken as the logo

[celest zephyr]

Yeah it’s bad and their mascot no

Team I like the least for not rivalry reasons

And for off ice controversy

[short flame]

only reason I don't like them is because it looks like if the team was awarded a place in the league but it looks like if they had put zero effort to make it worth it

[celest zephyr]

Yeah facts

[robust grotto]

[robust grotto]

Mad good. Too bad Leafs couldn’t pull it off , almost had a top night for the server

[short flame]

sorry to hear that

[celest zephyr]

Yeah so close ah well

Leafs disappoint everyone

[short flame]

even us who are usually the ones who disappoint pulled it off

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/NHL_Watcher/status/1610498010902822912?s=20&t=PJArmUCfhOWa0dz8PO4zlA

NHL Watcher (@NHL_Watcher)

Habs have lost 5 straight in regulation having been outscored 30-10 over that span. They're 1-8-1 in their last 10. #GoHabsGo

Twitter · Jan 4, 2023, 4:47 AM

[dim ledge]

I laughed at the hashtag at the end of that

[celest zephyr]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/102nii8/wojnarowski_new_orleans_pelicans_star_zion/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[celest zephyr]

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/adrienbronner-cooked-gettingcooked-gif-23742801

On a side note

https://twitter.com/heathpearce/status/1610494319760375810?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1610494319760375810|twgr^f9dd12aa828c84bb835513455b3e125798c77a7a|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2F102u857%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis_nightmode%3Dfalse

Heath Pearce (@heathpearce)

I’m hearing this Berhalter drama is about to realllllllly unfold tomorrow. All the details you were looking for are apparently bubbly up to the surface.

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Twitter · Jan 4, 2023, 4:32 AM

https://tenor.com/view/oh-popcorn-eating-gif-18107571

[smoky fable]

Things happening in the US coach situation

Huh

[rustic ore]

In relation to this

https://twitter.com/GreggBerhalter_/status/1610358071737389057?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1610358071737389057|twgr^855d414e53bb0154c6dc4f24de0aa8c3fc9998bd|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2F102h4bq%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis_nightmode%3Dfalse

Gregg Berhalter (@GreggBerhalter_)

https://t.co/421kvOoQBj

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Twitter · Jan 3, 2023, 7:30 PM

Something spicy going on

[nimble onyx]

His eyes were on the ball and he was trying to challenge for it. Yellow is a fair call. Now if he kicked his chest or anywhere above that would be different.

[nimble onyx]

Indeed but he shouldn't lose his job over it

That came completely out of the blue tho

The usmnt statement had me so confused

[rustic ore]

I mean I'd rather he lose his job over his seeming refusal to play Reyna extensively in the WC

[nimble onyx]

Right

[rustic ore]

Miss Klopp so much

[smoky fable]

Why do you miss Klopp?

[hasty basin]

We're trying to sign Semenyo from Bristol

At this point let's farm championship strikers

[burnt cedar]

I’ve seen nketiah make the exact same sort challenge and get sent off for it, the refs don’t care if you have eyes for the ball and with how the ref was so easy to give yellows for every small foul the Wilson one can’t be of the same value

[burnt cedar]

@short spindle time to walk away if the want 88m https://twitter.com/_danmatthews_/status/1610581530874892288?s=46&t=NKS2LCNU5TXZJ-kWvHZYsQ

Daniel Matthews (@_DanMatthews_)

Shakhtar Donetsk expected to reject Arsenal’s improved offer, understood to be worth up £62m, for Mykhaylo Mudryk.

Talks said to be ongoing with #AFC and #CFC, though Chelsea not believed to have bid yet.

Arsenal’s offer still ‘far away’ from £88m ‘target’

More @MailSport

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Twitter · Jan 4, 2023, 10:18 AM

[short spindle]

Fuckers want to delay it until the summer who told them he will be woeth 88 mil then

Only Chelsea will bend over for that price

I rather have another peek in the Favelas

[short spindle]

Do we have any alternatives except Felix?

[hasty basin]

Yooo wtf?

Ochoa is in Salernitana?

Apparently signed 2 days ago

Already made 7 saves

Lmao

Nvm he made 2 more

9 saves in first game

[burnt cedar]

We was linked to Kudus

For 25m

[short spindle]

No way Ajax sell him now

His price is going to sky rocket anyways

[burnt cedar]

Dortmund are linked with him

Not sure if he stays this jan

[celest zephyr]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/102phf5/lewenberg_over_the_weekend_nurse_held_individual/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

@rustic mountain

Wouldn’t be shocked if nurse is fired

Don’t think he’s bad but a hardass who runs his players into the ground for meaningless wins

Doesn’t help that the team construction sucks ass

Arguably 3 of their best 4 players are pretty redundant

Their guard depth is abysmal

There’s no depth on this team. It’d be nice to at least have a vet centre to shore up minutes while koloko develops instead of either playing a short guy there or dumping him into the fire

The bench sucks ass and the starters are worn out. Not surprised that this team is sucking

Honestly just trade one of OG Barnes and siakam at this point. High value assets who could you know get an actual point guard

Or centre

Trade one of the forwards on the roster for guard depth

You know build an actual roster not whatever this is

[hasty basin]

@short flame Zapata injured and Atalanta losing 2-0 to Spezia

Yikes

[short flame]

The whole Colombian national team has been injured for the past 2 years

[hasty basin]

Sadge

[sweet tree]

copa del ass

[short flame]

Passionate manager that keeps his cool

[smoky fable]

I don’t know if Reyna will play for the National team again if they keep Gregg. They’re saying Claudio Reyna gave the USSF that information…

https://www.espn.com/soccer/united-states-usa/story/4844539/reynas-told-us-soccer-about-past-gregg-berhalter-domestic-violence-incident-sources

https://mobile.twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1610697740840845337

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

#Vikings standout OT Brian O'Neill, who was placed on Injured Reserve yesterday, suffered a partially torn Achilles last week, sources say. He's out for 2022 and the playoffs and is on the road to recovery.

Likes

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Twitter · Jan 4, 2023, 6:00 PM

[rustic ore]

Oof

[simple seal]

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/BuffaloBills/status/1610705119615516672?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1610705119615516672|twgr^|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buffalorumblings.com%2F2023%2F1%2F4%2F23539174%2Fdamar-hamlin-updates-buffalo-bills-signs-of-improvement

Buffalo Bills (@BuffaloBills)

Damar remains in the ICU in critical condition with signs of improvement noted yesterday and overnight.

He is expected to remain under intensive care as his health care team continues to monitor and treat him.

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71996

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8482

Twitter · Jan 4, 2023, 6:30 PM

[solid dagger]

MILIK MY BELOVED

I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU

Even when no one wanted you

[hasty basin]

Noooo

Lochosvili cleansheet

[fluid moat]

My luck is actually insanely bad

I watch the entire game and the one minute I had to leave they score

[solid dagger]

Allegriball on full display

[solid dagger]

I did the exact opposite lmao

[hasty basin]

Inter Napoli soon

👀

[solid dagger]

Didn't watch a minute except the final minutes

[solid dagger]

I need Lukaku to score for my fantasy football team

[hasty basin]

Imagine

[solid dagger]

Barella too while we're at it

[hasty basin]

His form carries over

From the WC

[mental elk]

good luck with that lmao

[solid dagger]

💀

[hasty basin]

I mean look

Conte won with

Lukaku AND

Lautaro Martinez

As strikers

[mental elk]

I was excited to see there was a PL match tonight, until I saw it was Spurs playing

[solid dagger]

Lukaku/Lautaro was the best strker partnership itw that year

[mental elk]

idk how tf Conte won with Lukaku and then makes Spurs look about as good as Everton lmao

[solid dagger]

They were just so good

Lukaku was the perfect 9 for Conte and Conte was the perfect manager for Lukaku

[hasty basin]

All I can get from this matchday in PL is

Gibbs White points

Which isn't that unlikely

Given that they're playing against Southampton

[mental elk]

I am just surprised at how he can take a spurs squad with some serious upfront talent and make them look so negative within like 2 months

[fluid moat]

Playing shit for most of the game but ending up winning in classic Allegri fashion

[simple seal]

Texas A&M...

[short flame]

Who didn’t want Milik?

[smoky fable]

Jimbo what the hell is he doing

[solid dagger]

Our own fans

Countless of them bashed him even before he could play a single game

[hasty basin]

Yea I tihnk Southampton are going down

[solid dagger]

That's the usual Conte arc:
-Arrive at new team
-See immediate results
-Ask the board for new players
-The board won't sign them or won't sign all of them
-Tension between you and the board
-The team regresses
-Ask for new players again
-Leave halfway through the season

And somewhere between all that add
-Underperform in the Champions League

[short flame]

Oh didn’t even know he had joined Juventus

I always rated him at Napoli

[solid dagger]

Yeah he joined this summer and so far he's been great

[short flame]

Did people not see him at Napoli

[rustic ore]

https://www.espn.com/soccer/united-states-usa/story/4844539/reynas-told-us-soccer-about-past-gregg-berhalter-domestic-violence-incident-sources

😬

[burnt cedar]

Berhalter’s son was cut by Reyna’s dad at Austin FC

Generational beef

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/chiefs/status/1610736566439411712?s=46&t=kApLLQNfa3W66s1c01DIOQ

Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs)

We have activated WR Mecole Hardman from Reserve/Injured.

We have waived OT Geron Christian.

Twitter · Jan 4, 2023, 8:34 PM

[hasty basin]

Napoli

NOOOOOOO

1-0 Dzeko

[sweet tree]

have they lost in serie a?

[short flame]

Still unbeaten

Oh wait no it says 1 loss

Unless it’s this match

[sweet tree]

they lost to inter before this it seems

[short flame]

Sad

So all unbeaten runs are dead

[hasty basin]

Nah it's this one

[sweet tree]

wait nvm they've not lost yet

[short flame]

Come on at least draw

[hasty basin]

They're attacking more tho

Kvara go

[short flame]

Nothing beats an invincible season

[hasty basin]

OH

No

Omg

My heart droped

Dropped

The net movefc

Moved

[calm mulch]

wtf is up with Jokic almost averaging a triple double per game ?

[hasty basin]

Man's a beast

Learning from the best

(Russ)

[calm mulch]

fr though russ stats are through the roof, man mastered stat padding

he is so good at it that he is above jordan in a bunch of stats but then you go look in win/loss ratio bro is going out sad

Russ definition of winning is going for triple doubles

[sweet tree]

kane brace

[calm mulch]

Donovan Mitchel watched Luka vs the Knicks and decided to top that with an even more amazing performance

[calm mulch]

LeBron carried the 2007 cavs to the playoffs, he different

[hasty basin]

I mean

Obv Bron>Russ

That wasn't my point

[short flame]

But no Sanchez

[calm mulch]

Russ >

[hasty basin]

I wish

[calm mulch]

Wasn't there a game where the King's DJ kept playing "you're cold as ice" each time Russ missed a 3 point shot ?

[hasty basin]

Can't recall lmao

But highly

Possible

[calm mulch]

Tbh the Kings mastered the art of entertaining at regular games because they ain't touching the playoffs

[hasty basin]

They still haven't touched the playoffs huh

Stopped watching about an year ago

Only check stats

[calm mulch]

I only watch Doncic cuz i find hard to believe a man so slow can be such a speed merchant

he be crossing over dudes at 2 mph

[hasty basin]

Lmao

Him with Kristaps

Now he has

Dwight Powell

[calm mulch]

dwight powell is a mismatch but on reverse

he gets cooked from 1-5

too small for a center and too slow for everyone else

The mavs are so sad bro, without Luka they're literally a G-League team

[hasty basin]

Lmao

When does

Luka's contract

Expire

[calm mulch]

if that isn't the definition of a MVP idk what is

[calm mulch]

27-28 💀

[hasty basin]

.

Welp

Dirk V2?

[calm mulch]

Unless the Mavs go to Toronto to capture Siakam by force for him to help Luka he ain't winning rings till he is a FA

LeBron at early Miami all over again

[hasty basin]

Siakam huh

How's he doing

Still putting up good numbers?

[calm mulch]

He be doing alr, u'know how toronto is ever since Kawhi and DeMar left

[hasty basin]

[calm mulch]

The Nuggets might actually win if Jamal Murray gets at least 50% of what he was

[hasty basin]

Kvara taken off

Rip

[hasty basin]

Damn

What happened to him

[calm mulch]

he got a knee injury and missed a bunch of games and now he washed up

[hasty basin]

Oof

[calm mulch]

and he keeps injuring the same knee (last time was 2 days ago)

he might go out like Lonzo if this keeps happening

Still much better than the Mavs

Luka needs his Scottie Pippen (second all star) or a two way wing for him to win anything

with his current gymbag team Luka managed to carry them all the way to the WCF last year

[hasty basin]

Gg

First loss in the league

[sweet tree]

we conceded 3 vs a 3rd division side

lmao

[short spindle]

How did Palace lose to Spurs 4-0 at home

[mental elk]

Because I said Spurs suck and put the blinkers on Palace

[short spindle]

Need Chelsea and City to draw to save this shitty gameweek

[hasty basin]

Whotf is that guy lmao

He scored a hatty

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/1610752647866327041?s=46&t=gAcxUjhY_6j0Lg63U-pbnA

Frank Seravalli (@frank_seravalli)

No shock given that he didn't accompany #NHLBruins out west, but I'm told Jake DeBrusk has a fractured fibula that will keep him out.

Tough blow for DeBrusk, playing the best hockey of his career.

@DailyFaceoff

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Twitter · Jan 4, 2023, 9:38 PM

Boston will look to replace imo

[sweet tree]

he's an ex la masia player

oriol

[short spindle]

I think he was at Birminghams academy too

[sweet tree]

yeah

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/scottcwheeler/status/1610757375413350400?s=46&t=gAcxUjhY_6j0Lg63U-pbnA

Scott Wheeler (@scottcwheeler)

David Jiricek (CBJ)! With 38.8 seconds left! He jumped into the bench! Tie game. This tournament stays undefeated.

Twitter · Jan 4, 2023, 9:57 PM

Omg

https://vxtwitter.com/tsn_sports/status/1610757543986622465?s=46&t=gAcxUjhY_6j0Lg63U-pbnA

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/tsn_sports/status/1610761725049204736?s=46&t=gAcxUjhY_6j0Lg63U-pbnA

TSN (@TSN_Sports)

COMEBACK COMPLETE ✅

🇨🇿 Czechia has advanced to the gold medal game with a 2-1 win over 🇸🇪 Sweden!

#WorldJuniors

Twitter · Jan 4, 2023, 10:14 PM

Wow

[celest zephyr]

Shit Canada is today at 6:30

https://tenor.com/view/hyperventilating-cantbreathe-spongebob-gif-4979429

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1036wgb/michael_grange_trade_prices_for_og_anunoby_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

https://tenor.com/view/but-i-can-rebuild-homer-simpson-trash-gif-12423675

@rustic mountain

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/1610761808767291394

Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal)

Source confirms: Rafael Devers in agreement with Red Sox on 11-year, $331M extension that begins in 2024. Deal includes $20M signing bonus. First with agreement was Carlos Baerga. Amount is indeed $331M, not $332M.

Twitter · Jan 4, 2023, 10:15 PM

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-gif-23229400

[rustic mountain]

Huh. Guess I was wrong. Chaim Bloom had to do it otherwise he woulda been gone

[rustic mountain]

Raptors Rebuild, let's ride

[celest zephyr]

My freddy jersey about to age like milk

Yeah it’s rebuild time

This team’s ceiling is too low

[honest umbra]

@sweet tree that was the worst game ever

actually the offense was aight

the defense was so bad

please stop taking aruajo and kounde off of cb

[honest umbra]

Freddy freeman?

[celest zephyr]

Fred vanvleet lol

I meant he might be traded

[rustic mountain]

That time I was gifted a Rob Gronkowski jersey one year before he went to the Bucs

I somewhat wish it woulda been an Edelman

[rocky drift]

Devers got paid!

[wet onyx]

anyone know how espn fantasy works

at least after what happened

[short flame]

For nhl?

[wet onyx]

nfl

[short flame]

Sorry can’t help you there

[wet onyx]

cause of that big injury sidelining the game a lot of ppls championships got lopsided

[short flame]

Oh I don’t know how they handle the injury. Probably give the points for the part of the game that was played

[wet onyx]

if it was me i’d probably just add another week to the chip

[short flame]

Did it affect more than one game? If not it’s unfortunate for people had players there but on the bigger scope it doesn’t matter

[wet onyx]

it completely cancelled the monday night football game

the guy still hasn’t gained consciousness

it was really bad

[short flame]

Yeah it’s sad. I think it’s best to just get the points for the week and not change anything. The accident happened, it’ll affect every fantasy

[wet onyx]

imo they should just give the players their average points

[short flame]

I have no idea how the point system works. I just pick my team’s players and hope for the best

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1610812392505577474?s=20&t=fngpdy73FvQrOnZ-PhLqWA

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

15 Pro Football Hall of Fame finalists for the Class of 2023:

*Darrelle Revis
*Joe Thomas
*Devin Hester
*Torry Holt
*Reggie Wayne
*Andre Johnson
*Dwight Freeney
*Jared Allen
*Patrick Willis
*DeMarcus Ware
*Zach Thomas
*Darren Woodson
*Ronde Barber
*Albert Lewis
*Willie Anderson

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Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 1:36 AM

[honest umbra]

who u got?

[formal laurel]

What is a backcourt violation

I’m playing nba and don’t understand shit :((

[honest umbra]

u cant dribble behind the half court line

once ur past it

[dim kettle]

Only hoping Ronde Barber finally get's in.

[honest umbra]

if ur on offense

[formal laurel]

Oh

[honest umbra]

if u got more nba questions just ask

pretty ez to get

[formal laurel]

Oh

How do you receive a foul in nba

[honest umbra]

well thats actually a bloated question

[formal laurel]

I just get fouls for simply taking the ball

[short flame]

So you can’t hang in your half and wait the game out?

[honest umbra]

but yea if ur committing something that is considered egregious

like u hit the player

or hold him

its considered a foul

[formal laurel]

Oh

Thank you for this information

It’s pretty hard to defend in nba

[honest umbra]

yea, funny enough they didnt even use to have 24 secs shot

so players would just pass forever

[short flame]

I would do that

[honest umbra]

yea its very hard to defend in the nba

[short flame]

Is that not allowed?

[honest umbra]

cant anymore

[short flame]

Maybe that’s the reason I can’t enjoy the nba

I tried watching

[formal laurel]

Sad sad

But hey atleast I’m still beating Chicago bulls

[short flame]

So no clean sheets

[formal laurel]

Am I weird

I’m making Mbappe and Messi play in Clippers

[honest umbra]

well

they would be considered

hella short

esp messi

[formal laurel]

Messi is over 99, Mbappe is over 95

[short flame]

Over 99cm?

[formal laurel]

I made them 7’2 and 7’5

[formal laurel]

I meant player rating

[short flame]

Oh with that rating size won’t matter

[formal laurel]

Still just in case

[short flame]

But out of curiosity what’s the smallest nba player

[formal laurel]

Idk

[short flame]

Maybe @honest umbra knows

[formal laurel]

Karim Benzema in my nba created roster lol

[short flame]

Get Peter Crouch

[formal laurel]

Honestly think I should make Wayne Rooney next

That guy for me was the best football player back in the days

[short flame]

But crouchy has the height

[formal laurel]

Then I’ll make him too

[robust grotto]

Respect to Canada fans man

I love the passion

[celest zephyr]

@rustic mountain

LMAO

what is this the 1980s?

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/tsn_sports/status/1610825014286098432?s=46&t=BtPPF72yXZycWhD2ptDWTA

TSN (@TSN_Sports)

Canada beats U.S. to reach World Junior gold medal game

MORE: https://t.co/qJ5NSB0fsb

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Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 2:26 AM

[celest zephyr]

HAHAHAHAH YESSSSS

[robust grotto]

Gold tmw. Czech - Canada

[celest zephyr]

LETA GOOOO

[robust grotto]

Absolutely smacked the US

Two disallowed goals tho tbh

[celest zephyr]

feels good to beat the us

[robust grotto]

One was sus but rules are rules

[celest zephyr]

Hey I’ll take it

[robust grotto]

Def

[celest zephyr]

Time to beat the Czechs

[formal laurel]

What are time outs in nba

[celest zephyr]

Really just a break called by the coach

To talk things over

[robust grotto]

Need a Suchanek masterclass tmw

[short flame]

How did Bédard play?

[robust grotto]

Czechs defensive is silly good too

Oh dude Bedard ripped it

[celest zephyr]

Each team has I believe 7

Nba is weird in that there are either 20/30 second ones and then longer ones

[short flame]

Way too much

[celest zephyr]

Yeah a bit but nfl has 3 per half

So pretty much the same

[short flame]

1 is too much for me

[robust grotto]

Another 2 points

23 points in 6 games

[celest zephyr]

Giannis hits a 3

[formal laurel]

Oh

[formal laurel]

Things seem easy for nba players

[celest zephyr]

@rustic mountain

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

LETS GOOOOO

OTTTTTTT

LETS GOOOOO

https://twitter.com/Raptors/status/1610837894691700743?s=20&t=uMOr3kUUL4zfRXB78KVGwg

Toronto Raptors (@Raptors)

YESSIRSKIIIIII @gtrentjr 👌

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▶ Play video

Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 3:17 AM

[rustic mountain]

BRO WHAT WE CAME BACK???

https://tenor.com/view/toronto-raptors-the-raptor-clap-clapping-slow-clap-gif-24547225

Ah

Shit

Well we gave a good team a run when we should be rebuilding

[simple seal]

Those shooting splits 😭

[celest zephyr]

Bruh bron sick and out

Damn

Yeah that was one ugly game

It was 39-38 bucks at half time

13-12 bucks after 1

[smoky fable]

How did they win after starting 0-14?

Or something like that

[celest zephyr]

Nah raptors were like 0-14

Bucks were like 3-18

[smoky fable]

Oh they still lost like that. That hurts

[novel slate]

https://vxtwitter.com/worldwidewob/status/1610817126700572672?s=46&t=-r6UYCljdwAEguwmndG2Cg

Michael jordan top 3 worst owner right now

[rustic ore]

[rustic mountain]

Dude

I knew better in MIDDLE SCHOOL

[novel slate]

Bucks and Boston fraudulent!?

[rustic mountain]

Come on now

[celest zephyr]

@haughty moss @honest umbra LAKERS WIN

WITHOUT AD AND BRON

[rustic mountain]

Is

Is that even allowed

[celest zephyr]

What?

Allowed?

[rustic mountain]

Lakers doing anything good

[novel slate]

https://twitter.com/kingjames/status/1610871720537395200?s=46&t=-r6UYCljdwAEguwmndG2Cg

LeBron James (@KingJames)

MENANCE!!!!!!

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Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 5:32 AM

[rustic mountain]

Without AD and Bron

[celest zephyr]

Oh lol

[rustic mountain]

Was a joke

Lmao

[celest zephyr]

Aight

Couldn’t tell

Lmao idk

Lakers better record than the raptors

[rustic mountain]

Because I am a bad comedian

https://tenor.com/view/tough-crowd-comedian-fix-tie-rodney-dangerfield-gif-17837054

[celest zephyr]

Eh hard to tell online lol

Can’t know intent

Doesn’t help when some people say dumb shit unironically

[rustic mountain]

Hey now give me some credit

[celest zephyr]

Yeah yeah I know you aren’t lol

[rustic mountain]

When I say dumb shit, I know it is at least a bit dumb

[celest zephyr]

Lol aight

[rustic mountain]

My Stetson Bennet is better than Mac Jones take was mostly outta spite for my starting qb

[novel slate]

https://twitter.com/thehoopcentral/status/1610839544135573504?s=46&t=-r6UYCljdwAEguwmndG2Cg

Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral)

Kevin Durant tonight:

44 Points
68% FG
5/10 3PM
9/9 FTM

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Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 3:24 AM

[celest zephyr]

Better than me lol

But they lost

[rustic mountain]

Kyrie deserves nothing good ever

[wet onyx]

devin hester deserves it so bad

being undeniably the best kick returner in nfl history has to count for something

[celest zephyr]

If they trade his ass I’m fine with them winning it all

[wet onyx]

the best scorer oat going crazy

[novel slate]

Jokic and KD top 2 MVP candidates imo

https://vxtwitter.com/worldwidewob/status/1610867181419651072?s=46&t=-r6UYCljdwAEguwmndG2Cg

Stewart so fake tough

https://vxtwitter.com/bleacherreport/status/1610870234935877632?s=46&t=-r6UYCljdwAEguwmndG2Cg

[nimble onyx]

W

[honest umbra]

yea I was watching at the gym

I was so focused on it I forgot what I was doing lol

schroder went off

2021 thats tuff vibes 🔥

[nimble onyx]

You think Luka got a chance?

[novel slate]

Yeah but how long can he keep it up is my worry

[short spindle]

@burnt cedar loool

Free my bro

[burnt cedar]

Lmfaooo

[short spindle]

This really helps

Edu using two of his insta stories and this as his negotiation tactic

[hasty basin]

Wtf

Spurs double matchday is vs

Arsenal and City

💀

[rustic ore]

https://mobile.twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1610999842070794241

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)

Kenny Golladay needs just 76 catches this week to get a $750,000 bonus

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Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 2:01 PM

[torn gale]

I forgot we had kenny goneaday

[rustic mountain]

Biggest bust of a signing since Albert Haynes

Haynesworth*

[dim kettle]

Biggest bust of a signing since almost any Washington signing in the Snyder era.

[rustic mountain]

True, but Haynesworth had a special stink to him

[rustic mountain]

Never seen a dude basically rob a team that bad. Snyder deserves it, but never seen it happen like that

[rustic ore]

Give it some time, Russ might just top him even though he was acquired via trade

[dim kettle]

Still waiting for George Paton to be fired

[rustic ore]

https://mobile.twitter.com/BuffaloBills/status/1611021908849352704

Buffalo Bills (@BuffaloBills)

https://t.co/4Fyd2JZVLb

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Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 3:28 PM

🥹

Good shit

[dim kettle]

It was a trade but he was also extended, so it's basically like signing a FA.

[dim kettle]

The dude is gonna freak out when he sees the number on his charity drive when he fully recovers.

[rustic ore]

Hope so

From everything I've read and heard he's a legit good dude

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1611024238634311682?s=20&t=oBPCQcPQcLexRL4GMeJrew

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Three seperate updates on Damar Hamlin in the last 15 minutes and all are very positive:

• His agents say he has shown substantial improvement.

• A teammate tweeted he’s awake.

• The Bills say he appears to be neurologically intact.

Slowly but surely. Awesome to see. 🙏🙏

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Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 3:38 PM

[rustic ore]

Even if a lot of it is being driven more so by sympathy for him than his cause it's still gonna result in a lot of happiness for a lot of children

[hasty mesa]

Very good news

I hope he makes it out soon to get home, and see future Bill games and to be with his team

Happy ending to a horrible situation is something that’d be great to see

[rustic ore]

Just hope he didn't suffer any serious brain damage during the time his heart was stopped

[dim kettle]

He also did hit the ground hard when the heart attack happened. Yeah, let's hope nothing bad happened there.

[short flame]

Glad to hear it

[hasty mesa]

Neurologically intact makes me think he’s alright no?

[rustic ore]

I mean if his heart stopped that means his brain went without oxygen for some period of time

Plus they did have to use both CPR and AED on him for like 9 minutes

[sweet tree]

it's what happened to Nouri, an Ajax player who collapsed on the field due to a cardiac arrest. I believe wasn't revived quickly enough and now suffers from permanent brain damage. He's doing better now I guess but yeah he can't really speak or do things on his own

[calm mulch]

maybe that means it's just a good recovery, his athlete's career might be over

[hasty mesa]

Well yeah I’m not expecting a return to football but I’m just hoping he can get back to a normal life

Let’s see

[short flame]

If he’s able to live a normal life I’m happy

[hasty mesa]

Yep

[calm mulch]

talking about football though, yall saw the cristiano ronaldo going out sad thing ?

bro is millionaire selling out even more to play in a farmers league

cuz nobody want him in any of the good leagues anymore

[short flame]

he's old, I say let him go where he wants, most footballers go to lesser leagues to retire for money

[calm mulch]

i mean i would be just like that, if he hadn't trash talked Xavi for doing the exact same thing years ago

[short flame]

no one says anything about iniesta playing for 30 millions a year in japan

[calm mulch]

Xavi though

Cristiano Ronaldo claimed Xavi was irrelevant after Qatar move and told Piers Morgan he wouldn’t chase Saudi Arabia millions before signing mega-money Al Nassr deal

[short flame]

It's called changing your mind

he had other priorities back then

[calm mulch]

Still a hypocrite though, love the dude but that's what he is

[short flame]

the comment on xavi sure

[wet onyx]

Kenny Golladay needs just 76 catches this week to get a $750,000 bonus

🔥🔥

[torn gale]

Giants legend kenny golladay

[short flame]

just has to stay close to the qb and catch the ball

[calm mulch]

You see the difference in Messi and Ronaldo because while Messi could adapt his game to attacking midfielder Ronaldo couldn't adapt outside of being athletic

I just like Ronaldo more cuz he is easier to relate

Messi is like godsent talent and Ronaldo is product of Hardwork that came from nothing

Ronaldo is immensely talented, but i can see many more kids being like Ronaldo in the future, i don't see anyone being like Messi though

[torn gale]

I remember when wide recievers were the least of the giants worries

[calm mulch]

bro is also pushing 40... Ronaldo has like 1-2 years in professional football left

Not everyone is Tom Brady or LeBron james

[short flame]

ronaldo adapted from playing on the wing and in midfield at united to become a striker. he understood that his role was better as a goal scorer. they both have their abilities and took the best out of them, ronaldo was never skillful enough to do what messi did, messi would never be a physical monster like ronaldo. also ronaldo has so much awareness that people don't see, you need to watch ronaldo's positioning off the ball, like he may get man marked and pushed around but he always has a way to push himslef and end up alone in front of goal. that's a skill he perfected

[calm mulch]

his wing days at utd was crazy...

He was much faster

And Ronaldo is kinda freakish in the aspect that he is tall and still agile af leading him to scoring from anywhere

Only other one i can think that can do this is Haaland

[calm mulch]

oh and for sure he has awareness, he is imo the most deadly center foward i have ever seen, he has sixth sense to see an opening to score

[short flame]

a lot of people think he just pushes the ball but don't see all the work he does to put himself in those positions. he's deadly

he doesn't have the speed anymore to put himself in those positions

[calm mulch]

i wouldn't want to be a goalkeeper while i see the ball being passed into the box while ronaldo is there lmao

[short flame]

haaland has the potential to be that way but I think ronaldo has the edge with his skills. but haaland can be a goalscoring monster and beat all records

[burnt cedar]

Ibra

[calm mulch]

It's not even only that, Manchester United wanted to make a high press all field and Ronaldo never did that and it's not like he is going to start doing that at 37yo

Ronaldo simply didn't fit utd formula

[short flame]

I wouldn't want to be a goalkeeper with ronaldo in his own box

[calm mulch]

Ibra has the most badass goal in football imo

[short flame]

the manager didn't want him and pushed him out. I get that he was old and didn't fit the mold but I think these 6 months of not playing is what put him in that bad shape before the world cup

[calm mulch]

What utd wanted from Ronaldo was way too much

[calm mulch]

I mean he had an attitude for sure, but it's a combination of multiple things

[short flame]

ibra is the most badass player out there

[calm mulch]

First of all his ego is partly what got ronaldo and many other players to where they are in the hall of fame (ibra included)

[short flame]

he had multiple problems that led to his attitude problems. obviously he's to blame for his lashing outs but I don't see him going so bad so fast if he had continued playing week in week out. like losing a child, a sick daughter, problems with the united board, I think the pressure got to him and made him snap. Just looking at his photos at al nassr is the happiest I've seen him since last year

[calm mulch]

true...

everyone happy rn then, except mbappe

[short spindle]

Let Eduardo do the talking

Shakhtar CEO in London

[short flame]

ronaldo outclassed in world cup and salary in the past month

also ronaldo will be joining ospina at al nassr so I'm happy for my player

[short spindle]

Ospina is so clear of Ronaldo

[short flame]

Ronaldo playing with his childhood hero

[short flame]

Arsenal legend

[short spindle]

I liked Ospina when he was at Arsenal

The most unusual thing about him was going down injured after every save

[short flame]

He wasn’t afraid to jump in the mix

So he got hit around a lot

[short spindle]

I think we also have a guy with Colombian passport at Arsenal

He's an U17 but gets into U20's squad

Alexei Rojas

He's a goalie

Has english,russian and colombian passport

[short flame]

Oh that’s a reason to look up for arsenal future

Don’t let him go

[short spindle]

We have many talented young goalies

Rojas,Hein,Okonkwo,Hillson

[nimble onyx]

Prime R9

[calm mulch]

the original Ronaldo ?

lmao

[short flame]

Hope Rojas comes out on top

[calm mulch]

Mbappe just has to like score 50 goals per season till he is 36 to catch ronaldo's record

easy peasy

[hasty basin]

It's good if football evolves and we get better players than the ones in the past

[short flame]

I’m waiting for the next maldini

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1611072914442387456

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Doctors say Damar Hamlin asked via writing who won the game on Monday night.

The doctors response: "You won. You won life."

Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 6:51 PM

🥹

[nimble onyx]

Yea man was a beast

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/City_Xtra/status/1611079065875906560

City Xtra (@City_Xtra)

Pep Guardiola: "Everybody asked for this #ManCity line-up, I follow my fans! We're not going to discover what they mean, they come back from World Cup with niggles, Rico [Lewis] and the other guys have been fantastic..." [via @SkySportsPL/@_joebray]

Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 7:15 PM

[short spindle]

@burnt cedar

Goes hard

[rustic ore]

Dude is about 50% forehead

[rustic mountain]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Patriots/comments/1043pzr/congrats_to_patriots_legend_darrelle_revis_for/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

What a great 1 time super bowl champion

Super great Patriot

[rustic ore]

[rustic mountain]

Best part of that is yes he will get in as a jet

But his accolades will always list

One SN

SB*

[smoky fable]

Mercenary ring

But yes to what you said

[rustic mountain]

They put the same ring on his hand as they do anyone else

I genuinely thought of getting a Revis jersey purely to piss off Jets fans

[smoky fable]

You should also get a Gilmore one too

[rustic mountain]

I wanted a Gilmore

[smoky fable]

Patriots do a good job getting corners

[rustic mountain]

Dude was legit one of our best corners for a while

Number 24 is usually a really good corner for us

Law, Revis, and Gilmore

[dim ledge]

https://twitter.com/RobMaaddi/status/1611083550820020224?t=2_aAbTw6tZvh-3q6xt7Hgg&s=19

Rob Maaddi (@RobMaaddi)

Breaking: The NFL will not resume the #Bills - #Bengals game, two people familiar with the decision told me.

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Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 7:33 PM

@rustic ore

[rustic mountain]

So

Will it be replayed?

Or do we give them ties?

[rustic ore]

I doubt it, tie seems like the only option rn

[rustic mountain]

Hmm. Oh well

Not as important obviously as Hamlin

But intriguing how it ends up

Buffalo and Cincy already won their divisions, but 1st place will almost certainly go to KC now

[rustic mountain]

Emphasizing that Hamlin is the most important thing here

Just interesting how it works out football wise now that we know he is awake and making small improvements

[hasty basin]

Jesus Christ

Haaland's ability to get in behind

[short flame]

another goal?

[short spindle]

This City side sucks

Chelsea too

Pulisic and Sterling injured in the first 25 minutes

[short flame]

Oh non they should go steal another manager see if this one works

Buy out Howe

[hasty basin]

Nah but he got into a great position yet again

Cancelo go

OH

Welp

Wtf

A commentator just spawned on my stream

[broken ledge]

You guys watching premier league?

Chelsea should be up

[chilly flare]

I saw that the NFL was looking into a neutral site AFC championship game and some other things

[short flame]

Good signing from Bayern

[hasty basin]

Well

[hasty basin]

NOOO

[smoky fable]

Indy time

[celest zephyr]

Honestly they should call it no contest

If that’s allowed

Best for both teams football wise

[rustic mountain]

A tie essentially

[celest zephyr]

No they keep same win%

Tie drops it

I believe

[rustic mountain]

It wouldn't matter either way because KC would have more wins

[celest zephyr]

It does if kc loses

[rustic mountain]

Then it's the same situation again

[celest zephyr]

Yeah fair enough

[rustic mountain]

Because Cincy and Buffalo are both vying for the 1 seed

[celest zephyr]

Going to have to see anyways

Whatever I just want to see Hamlin at a game again

[rustic mountain]

A tie and no contest put them both at the same point

As long as Hamlin lives a healthy life it is good

[celest zephyr]

Yeah idc anymore who wins the sb

[rustic mountain]

For my bet, I have to

[celest zephyr]

Just please no game changing ref ball

[rustic mountain]

And I still like football. It just is violent and that kind of thing is a freak thing that makes you rethink stuff

[celest zephyr]

Just tape Josh Allen onto your Tavares jersey

[rustic mountain]

But baseball has this commotio cordis thing happen (albeit still rarely) thing happen more often than football

Sports are dangerous pretty much period

[celest zephyr]

I’m just glad he seems okay

Idk if I could watch anymore if he died

[rustic mountain]

If I saw him die on the field I'd probably be done for at least the next year or two

If not longer

But that's after researching more and finding out that this is a rare thing that happens in sports where things can hit your chest

[robust grotto]

Bronze medal game filled with goals

6-5 Sweden ahead rn of US

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1611113777176395778?s=46&t=oIBymuXkk_yO4TgCRsSHSA

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Ravens’ QB Lamar Jackson did not practice again today due to his sprained PCL, and it now has been over one month since he last played or practiced.

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Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 9:33 PM

[celest zephyr]

Shit Canada Czechia today

[rustic mountain]

Ravens toasted

Go Canada

[robust grotto]

6:30 yeah

Can’t wait

[celest zephyr]

I can

[robust grotto]

lmfao back to back champs ??

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/cheering-canada-olympics-lets-go-canada-wohoo-gif-24845801

[celest zephyr]

Rangers penguins leafs in action

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-ready-kids-sponge-bob-meme-sponge-bob-squarepants-pirate-gif-14124417

An American saying go Canada

What world do we live in

@robust grotto destroy them Habs

Rangers better win 10-1

[rustic mountain]

My girlfriend has me basically half in Canada so

[celest zephyr]

Sounds nice

The only relationship I have is the Toronto maple leafs

[rustic mountain]

Sounds abusive

[celest zephyr]

That’s why I put it as my discord status before

[robust grotto]

no promises

It’s like you guys against the Yotes. Normal logic goes out the window

[celest zephyr]

When you lose to the yotes 4 times in a calendar year

[rustic mountain]

We lose to the Yotes because Auston Matthews misses Arizona

[robust grotto]

Lmfao you know things are well and good

[celest zephyr]

When you play below your competition

[rustic mountain]

Playing down to your competition used to be a hosehold staple back in Stillers town

[celest zephyr]

Oh vesey got extended

Yeah I know

The leafs take it to another level

Being worse against bad teams than good teams

[robust grotto]

USA tied up 6-6

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/tsn_sports/status/1611120741281591305?s=46&t=OqrT3o2h6UP0nBoVeqSHJw

What a game

Sweden just forced overtime with 21 seconds to go

7-7 game going into overtime for the bronze medal ….

USA has so many players with names that sound AI generated lmfao. Red Savage, Chaz Lucius, Rutger McGroaty

Chaz Lucius scores. USA wins bronze

NYR will have 1 winner for each medal this tournament

[calm mulch]

Chaz Lucius is some player vs COM type of name

[robust grotto]

Love to see it

Chaz Lucius is someone who’d probably bully you for your lunch money

Give you a swirlie before class

[calm mulch]

not with that name

[robust grotto]

Imagine being 17 years old and your name is Red Savage

What were the parents thinking hahahahah

[calm mulch]

At this point it's more cool than cringe

it went around

I know nothing about Hockey but if that was a name for the sport i would think of something like that

i just follow the NBA and the Premier League mostly

sometimes La Liga

[robust grotto]

You’re right lol

It fits and lowkey it is cool

[calm mulch]

From an ignorant perspective i imagine you need mad reflexes and precision to play hockey

to control such a small disk at high velocity

[rustic mountain]

rutger mcgroaty???

[calm mulch]

with this type of name you know you playing some bot lobby in fortnite

[robust grotto]

Both Rutger and Chaz are Jets prospects too

Jets sure love American players

[calm mulch]

these names are AI generated :
Yousef Morton
Haroon Lawrence
Charlie Daugherty
Ishaq Chan
Isaiah Park
Marley Watts
Alexandre Moyer
Abubakar Howe
Harmony Hart
Drew Carson

it's really much milder than the ones you just said lmao

"Cofang Evilson" 😭

[robust grotto]

Marley Watts rules hahaha

[short flame]

Best player of his generation

[celest zephyr]

The USA actually just generate their players

[robust grotto]

USA needed a reason to make more Jets

[celest zephyr]

Washington jets

[calm mulch]

@short flame are you watching Barça in La Liga ? i stopped watching when MSN was over

i wonder if they adapted to the Klopp's counter attack and gave up on possession

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/KP_Show/status/1611133895025778689

KP (@KP_Show)

DeMeco Ryans went on a rant about Talanoa Hufanga having poor eye discipline. It’s been an issue for Hufanga going on a month now. Wrote this about Hufanga yesterday. Hufanga has surrendered 5 touchdowns on 12 targets since Week 13 for an average of 19 yards per reception.

Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 10:53 PM

@dim ledge

I forgot about Hufanga. I guess he’s having some struggles

[rustic ore]

https://mobile.twitter.com/gregauman/status/1611085342328643586

Greg Auman (@gregauman)

Bucs offense has 29 touchdowns this year, had 56 at this point last year. OC Byron Leftwich: "I think you guys overexaggerate because we look different. The numbers say we're not that far off ... For some reason, everybody wants to throw dirt on the Bucs."

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Twitter · Jan 5, 2023, 7:40 PM

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-lonely-alone-einsam-traurig-gif-15353084

Please...please just stop talking

Please go away

[torn gale]

My brother in Christ, you are one touchdown over half of what you had last year at this point

That’s a bit more than not far off

[rustic ore]

Literally the largest season to season PPG dropoff in NFL history

But not far off

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shoot-me-gif-14188290

Literally everytime he speaks the song One Step Closer by Linkin Park plays in my mind

[smoky fable]

It'll be over soon.

[torn gale]

Can y’all beat the cowboys before y’all make it over though please

[rustic ore]

Fat chance

Literally would need Dak to have the choke of his life to has any chance

Besides the point I really prefer ending our season ASAP so it might just get us to fire at least Leftwich

Literally the only time our O seems to click is when they let Brady calls whatever he wants and we go tempo

And Bowles lets it happen because he's not a leader and is in way over his head as an HC

[smoky fable]

It’s Brady’s last dance in Tampa so expect them to go out blazing.

Or fizzling out like Marino

Either or really

[short flame]

I only watch atletico and Rayo vayecano matches

[dim kettle]

Next Leftwich will tell us that the internet consist of a complicated series of aluminum pipes

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/1611156223629430784

Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman)

Updated Correa story: Carlos’ camp in contact with at least one other team for the first time in 2 weeks as negotiations with the Mets regarding contract language are a bit sticky
https://t.co/jhho6HaY2k

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Twitter · Jan 6, 2023, 12:22 AM

https://tenor.com/view/oh-popcorn-eating-gif-18107571

[robust grotto]

Official

[short flame]

Why is Suzuki there

[rustic ore]

Cause his name is fun to say for announcers

[short flame]

Nooooo not marner over tuch

If you have to take anyone from Montreal at least take Kirby duck or Savard. Or take Jake Allen so the other team gets 20 goals. It’s supposed to be a show

[short flame]

And ukko pekka luukonen isn’t?

Crosby and ovi together against Allen would be perfect

[rustic mountain]

If Marner didn't get in, it would be one of the biggest snubs in a long time

[formal laurel]

World Cup ball is expensive

Once I get it, I’ll kick it on my car window

Lol jk

[short flame]

Do you have to have 1 player per team?

[celest zephyr]

Idk tbh

Think so

[hasty mesa]

The dream is Giants facing Min week 1 and then facing Tampa week 2 to personally retire Brady

Sorry I think week 3 they could play

I forget how the playoffs could be set up

[short flame]

@rustic mountain I did mine, sadly marner didn’t make my cut

Lw: Tkachuk (Ottawa) Matthews (Toronto)
C: Tage (sabres) Larkin (philly)
Rw: Kucherov (tampa) tuch (Buffalo)
D: Dahlin (Buffalo) Montour Floride) guhle (ch) lindholm (Boston)
G: Ullmark (Boston)

Matthews did so enjoy

[robust grotto]

Hey OT boys

@rustic mountain @celest zephyr

[short flame]

Who you playing?

I’m conflicted

On one hand it helps buffalo but on the other kraken wining 5-1 hurts

[robust grotto]

Not me

Canada v Czechs in the final

[short flame]

What’s your team again. I don’t see any overtime

Oh yeah that game