sports

[versed forge]

How you drop that

🤣🤣🤣

[rustic mountain]

COME ON WSH

[undone lion]

44 gotta get that

[rustic ore]

Giants have to burn a time out

Wow he nearly had that

Giants burn another timeout

[smoky fable]

He shouldn’t have dropped that

Heinecke is the luckiest man

[versed forge]

HEINICKE CMON

[rustic mountain]

It's fate

[undone lion]

Heinicke szn

[rustic ore]

DC got 2 plays to get a TD

And even then they need the 2

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-and-dumber-lloyd-theres-a-chance-jim-carrey-gif-11098164

[rustic ore]

TD but a flag

On DC, no TD

[versed forge]

illegal formation is the worst penalty in the nfl

[rustic ore]

4th down

[torn gale]

4 th DOWNNNNN

[rustic ore]

Ballgame

[versed forge]

Game

[torn gale]

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[rustic ore]

Shocked they didn't call DPI

[wet onyx]

INCOMPLETE

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-girls-you-whore-boo-gif-14682759

[wet onyx]

GAME OVER

[rustic ore]

Yeah that was DPI and no flag

[hasty mesa]

RIP WASHINGTON

[rustic ore]

Welp

[torn gale]

on that commie pack

[hasty mesa]

I feel so bad

[rustic mountain]

Terrible officiating

Gross day

[hasty mesa]

How correct was that illegal formation flag

?

[rustic ore]

It was correct

Receiver had to be on the line

It's just a dumb penalty though

[rustic mountain]

Whatever, giants or commies, both would get smashed in the playoffs

[rustic ore]

So is Chase Young just not playing this year?

[hasty mesa]

Ggs

[wet onyx]

game over😈

[rustic ore]

Cause man his knee must be completely fucked from last year

[rustic mountain]

Chase Young is the nrw Ben Simmons, watch

[versed forge]

[wet onyx]

imagine not winning today💀

[rustic ore]

He's apparently been on the active roster for 3 weeks and still hasn't played

[undone lion]

Damn

[rustic ore]

Like what are you waiting for if you're DC?

You need him bad

[rustic mountain]

I think it's him

Saying not ready

[rustic ore]

I guess

Damn shame if he busts

Was a monster at OSU

[rustic mountain]

OSU is just bust University 9/10

[rustic ore]

At least they make good WRs

[hasty mesa]

Commanders fans prob hate the refs rn

[rustic mountain]

For every Chris Olave there are 4 Terrell Pryors

[chilly flare]

They got both the Bosa brothers too lol

Denzel ward is nice

[rustic mountain]

He is meh

[rustic ore]

Lattimore is hot and cold

Werner looks like he could be nice though

[chilly flare]

Denzel and Lattimore are solid players though

[rustic mountain]

I think OSU players are such a mixed bag I'd avoid it

[rustic ore]

I mean draft is a crap shoot in general

All on the players to make themselves better at the end of the day

[rustic mountain]

Yeh, but SEC schools are better bets

[rustic ore]

Indeed

Bama has practically been an NFL factory

[chilly flare]

Im an SEC homer so won't get any arguments from me lmao

[rustic ore]

As has LSU in recent years

[rustic mountain]

SEC plays a higher brand of football

[chilly flare]

They also have the best theme on CBS

[wet onyx]

james droz inbound

[rustic mountain]

Didnt he get banned

[wet onyx]

he got unbanned

[rustic mountain]

Poor dude

Oh olgood

Good*

Was sad days man

[robust grotto]

Only 3 more Sundays left

[chilly flare]

I don't need that negativity Lunik

[rustic ore]

I hate that we only have a month and a half of football left until next fall

[wet onyx]

no shot they tweeted this

[chilly flare]

College football basically being over is depressing to think about

That is wild if they tweeted that lmao

[wet onyx]

they did💀

giants twitter is crazy rn

https://twitter.com/giants/status/1604697819545096192?s=46&t=gCH8IFIa5NrkxxSfEIpZrg

[celest zephyr]

Going wild

[chilly flare]

Love the pettiness

[versed forge]

No way 🤣🤣

[wet onyx]

he’s arrived

he put a lot of emotion into this one at the end

[versed forge]

Bro fr 😭😂

[rustic ore]

He's unironically adorable

[wet onyx]

which one? danny?

my fault

[rustic ore]

No the dude from the TikTok

[wet onyx]

i misunderstood which one you replied to lol

but yes i love james droz

[rustic ore]

[wet onyx]

when james is happy i’m happy

[smoky fable]

….damn

Didn’t expect that

But that kid was the guy they highlighted on the news wasn’t he

A while ago

[rustic ore]

Was he?

[smoky fable]

I thought he was. Something of a water boy like that

[rustic ore]

I see he got banned from TikTok for some reason but that public outcry might have led to him getting unbanned

[wet onyx]

someone asked if he supported BLM and he said no

i doubt he understood what that meant

[rustic ore]

Oh ffs

Just let the dude enjoy sports

[wet onyx]

no need to bring politics into his art fr

[rustic ore]

Shame on whoever asked him such a baity question

[wet onyx]

it’s such a trap question

especially given his condition

[rustic mountain]

https://youtu.be/SRoQRlJK6po

Gold

[unreal shell]

yeee

[versed forge]

Unreal 🤣

[rustic mountain]

If Jakobi Meyers is on the roster next year I want answers

[dim kettle]

2023 NE WR1 Jakobi Meyers.

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-sleep-the-nightmare-never-ends-shaky-gif-12799420

I stg dude if Patricia is still the OC next year, I am taking a year off

[chilly flare]

https://twitter.com/Justin_Rogers/status/1604695809630650370?s=20&t=u6VmIH0Zq4LwTd9z5mjazg

Justin Rogers (@Justin_Rogers)

Just laying out the quickest of scenarios:

If the Lions beat the Panthers next week AND
the Seahawks lose on the road to the Chiefs AND
the Commanders lose on the road to the 49ers

The Lions would climb into the final playoff spot in the NFC just in time for Christmas.

Likes

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Twitter · Dec 19, 2022, 4:31 AM

I am happy for the lions and their fans

[rustic mountain]

That is easily a scenario I see happening

[dim kettle]

So, you're telling me you're not in favor of Future NE HC Matt Patricia?

[celest zephyr]

Please happen

[rustic mountain]

If that happens, I take it as a personal affront to my fandom

And I will stop watching football

[chilly flare]

That would be the correct decision Sab

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-dog-gif-25727185

[dim kettle]

Hey, I have Todd Bowles as my HC and I'm still here.

[rustic mountain]

Todd Bowles is like being told you have a broken leg

Matt Patricia is like being told you have 6 months to live

[chilly flare]

LMAOOO

[dim kettle]

6 months to live and you have to practice outside in cold weather

[rustic mountain]

Tbh man

Look losing sucks but like I've been a fan for so long I expected it eventually

But losing in some of the most embarrassing ways known to man

[dim kettle]

I know this all too well.

[rustic mountain]

Like come on did Tom Brady's 6 rings really mean we had to become the new Detroit Lions

I am expecting a safety by running out of our end zone next week by Mac

[celest zephyr]

Hey Jimmy g almost did that

[dim kettle]

Bad teams find ways to lose. That's been in my head as a Bucs fan since I committed to them

[chilly flare]

I mean it isn't that bad

[rustic mountain]

And expecting Bill to get up there and grumble about not good situational football, we need to coach better

[chilly flare]

Yall still have 7 wins

[rustic mountain]

I'd rather not

It's not the end of the world no

But lile

Like

Dude that lateral shit

When we were tied

[chilly flare]

Losing in that sort of way does suck pretty bad

Like smash your TV with a baseball bat bad lol

[rustic mountain]

That does something to a man

This is almost as bad as blowing the undefeated season. At least then it was flukey how we lost

[dim kettle]

Take this from a 17 year fan of the Bucs. What happened yesterday may or may not only be the beginning of worse things to come.

[rustic mountain]

If that's the case

Did I mention I exclusively like hockey

[chilly flare]

I would like to think the patriots are run better than the bucs have been

But I could be wrong

[dim kettle]

You just gotta accept it. For so long I treated the Bucs as my own personal blooper reel.

[rustic mountain]

If Kraft doesn't do something this offseason

Like drastic

I am inclined to believe Shadow

[dim kettle]

Really depends. Because the old saying, you never know what you got until it's gone. NE might never get a QB or HC close to Brady or Bill again for a long time.

[celest zephyr]

Bro you haven’t seen the leafs

[chilly flare]

This is true

[rustic mountain]

I just wanna be competitive is all

I don't want to be an nfl follies tape on its own

[smoky fable]

Did you see what happened with the gio Bernard interaction? @dim kettle @rustic ore

[rustic mountain]

Like is that so much to ask that we try to field talent that isn't fucking Jakobi Meyers

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/JennaLaineESPN/status/1604654008991420419

[dim kettle]

Yeah, Gio dodged questions.

[rustic mountain]

One thing Meyers did was take on the media after his bs

Give him credit there

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/JennaLaineESPN/status/1604659782111076352

JennaLaineESPN (@JennaLaineESPN)

@ranjok17 OK? What does that have to do with anything? What next? You want me to provide him with a coloring book too?

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Twitter · Dec 19, 2022, 2:07 AM

This was out of line

[dim kettle]

Brady has a lot to blame for yesterday's collapse. But I'd like to point to the fact that Leftwich went back to not calling play action all second half just because.

[chilly flare]

Not mad at gio dodging questions

[smoky fable]

I think mentioning the injury mention there in the video also wasn’t right though to demand answers

[celest zephyr]

Imagine something working and then not doing it

LOL

I’m not used to the pats just being another team

[dim kettle]

I feel bad for him because Gio looked to have no clue it was coming and that's on Keith Armstrong

How is there communication problems with the guy getting the ball on an important fake?

[celest zephyr]

Yeah there has to be clear communication

Along with why the fuck did they call a fake

Bro you punted from the opponent’s 40 yard line twice this season already

The fuck are you doing man

[dim kettle]

I don't care about analytics because you're up 17-3. Why are you giving Burrow the chance to get momentum?

Honestly am sick of analytics excusing reckless decision making. I can understand trying to do a fake punt more at the 40, 45 yard line. Not at your own 25.

[celest zephyr]

Just play football man I don’t get why coaches have to make it so complicated

[chilly flare]

Not sure it is analytics to fake punt from inside your 30

[dim kettle]

That's the problem with analytics. Analytics say that a fake punt on 4th and 1 works most of the time. But it doesn't consider the fact that it's being done near your end.

[chilly flare]

Why would you not QB sneak a 4th and 1 instead?

[dim kettle]

It honestly makes no sense to call a play like that when Bowles decided to take the 3 points and instead of going for it in Bengals territory on the first drive. It was like I was watching Bill O'Brien out there.

[chilly flare]

I cannot stand Bill O'Brien

[robust grotto]

Boys @rustic mountain @celest zephyr

https://twitter.com/friedgehnic/status/1604884815601405954?s=46&t=DOIVjovFzGFy9aE3aSwmMQ

Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC)

TOR has traded Denis Malgin to COL for Dryden Hunt

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Twitter · Dec 19, 2022, 5:02 PM

That’s a W. You’ll like Huntsy

Nice depth

He’s not going to score but he’s going to do the ugly stuff like forecheck and win puck battles

[rustic mountain]

Depth pieces are good, but would like a blue liner

[robust grotto]

Without being an oaf

[rustic mountain]

But we got time

[robust grotto]

Yeah that’s coming for sure. Every team usually does

[rustic mountain]

Kinda hoping my Sharks can make a deal happen for my Leafs

Give em Karlsson

[robust grotto]

That would be incredible

It’s really looking like someone will be able to trade for him and the sharks should def do it. His stock may never be this high again and it’s a great way to clear his contract off their books while getting legit assets back

[chilly flare]

Once football season is over, I look forward to your hockey knowledge Lunik

[robust grotto]

I’ll try my best fam but the others know just as much as me too !!

[dim kettle]

The Sharks aren't getting rid of that Karlsson contract.

[robust grotto]

Realistically yeah, they’ll have to retain salary

[chilly flare]

I see my Winnipeg Jets (I declared my fandom during the last stanley cup playoffs) are doing pretty decent.

[robust grotto]

Also the World Junior Championships starts on the 26th !!! So if you want to see the next crop of NHL stars before they are pros, it’s a nice tournament to watch

[robust grotto]

They are! I admire winnipeg

[chilly flare]

Do I need ESPN+?

[dim kettle]

Almost everything is going right for the Jets rn. Josh Morrissey is a point machine rn

[chilly flare]

Well in that case I am glad I chose them

Morrissey has been playing very well

[robust grotto]

In the US… I’m not sure ESPN carries it, unfortunately. In Canada I do think TSN does ( which is espn owned )

normally it’s on NHL network in the US, but unfortunately that’s under subscription too

Dude yeah Morrissey?? lmao wtf he’s like 4th in assists. Pionk is sneaky decent. Connor is elite scorer

Bro PLD is nice @dim ledge

[dim kettle]

I don't think so. I haven't been able to watch the World Juniors in a few years.

[chilly flare]

I have heard ESPN+ have so many streaming issues I refuse to subscribe

[dim ledge]

Always rated PLD

[robust grotto]

All I have to say is I stick to my pirate roots lol

And yes dude PLD is going to be a commodity this offseason

There will be a PLD race. Think he purposely signed a short term deal with the Jets so he’s a name to watch

[dim kettle]

Cole Perfetti has really shown up too for a 20 year old.

[chilly flare]

Lets hope the Jets keep him pls

[robust grotto]

I don’t have much hope but I hope so too

[robust grotto]

Yeah? Haven’t heard much but that’s good. They draft well, maybe not great but well

[dim kettle]

He has 19 points rn

[robust grotto]

Nice, good to see

He’s smaller too

[dim kettle]

The only other rookie I can think of that's doing better rn is Matty Beniers on the Kraken

[robust grotto]

Love that guy

[rustic mountain]

Just split it in half

[celest zephyr]

It’s nice but I liked Malgin from what I’ve seen of him

Would have preferred giving up a guy like voit or abruzzese who haven’t cracked the lineup this season

But also aren’t like one of the better prospects like hivronen

Abruzzese is fine but he’s also only got one year left and he’s kinda small for a center while not really being that much of a defensive presence or scorer from what he’s played

[celest zephyr]

I think they should honestly

Adding depth and retaining 50% would help

Even better if they can snag a prospect or a half decent pick from it

To help with their rebuild

Jeez that is such a bad contract

Paying it until 2027

[celest zephyr]

Freddie @simple seal @rustic mountain

[rustic mountain]

Yoooooooooooo!!

If I didn't look ridiculous in tanks I'd buy basketball jerseys

[dim kettle]

I mean you could always wear a shirt under those

[rustic mountain]

Yeah but I never like how I look with rm

Em

I'll see. Maybe

[simple seal]

Nice

[versed forge]

🔥🔥

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/kaitlyncmcgrath/status/1604909431900106752 @rustic mountain

Kaitlyn McGrath (@kaitlyncmcgrath)

During Zoom calls today, #BlueJays GM Ross Atkins highlighted the competitiveness of Chris Bassitt as a significant reason why they liked him, especially how that would play in a playoff setting

Twitter · Dec 19, 2022, 6:40 PM

Is this good?

[short flame]

I wonder who’s been getting first stars

[rustic mountain]

Just says what I thought about Bassit

Atkins wants to bolster the rotation, which good we need

And it adds someone who is really competitive

But something that messes with me a little is that Bassit is a 3rd arm. We need bullpen help still. The fact of the matter is we didnt even get to our 3rd starter in the last playoffs. Gausman is the only one who showed up pitching wise

[smoky fable]

Alright

[hidden rampart]

The World Cup thread has been archived. Thank you all for joining

[rustic mountain]

[smoky fable]

end of an era

[burnt cedar]

2026 World Cup thread

[versed forge]

See ya in 2026 ✌️

[rustic ore]

Willie McGinest arrested for assault

I hope NFLN doesn’t fire him cause I like him, but I imagine they will

[smoky fable]

Wait what?

Damn, depends on what happened

[rustic ore]

Turned himself into police so I imagine he got into with another dude and slugged him

https://amp.tmz.com/2022/12/19/ex-nfl-star-willie-mcginest-arrested/

On a side note

https://mobile.twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1604888539128385536

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Packers are releasing WR Sammy Watkins, per sources.

Watkins will go on waivers.

Likes

2052

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Twitter · Dec 19, 2022, 5:16 PM

[rustic mountain]

Just not an amazing time to be a pats fan at all

Jesus H

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/andy-samberg-no-refunds-no-store-policy-gif-9879485

[torn gale]

Kayvon thib has more tds for the giants than golladay the last 2 seasons

[rustic mountain]

Kenny loladay

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/danielrpopper/status/1604948306848727040

Daniel Popper (@danielrpopper)

Can confirm #Chargers CB J.C. Jackson was booked at the Bristol County Jail and House of Correction in North Dartmouth, MA for a "non-violent family issue," according to a spokesman for @BristolSheriff. Jackson arrived within the past couple hours.

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Twitter · Dec 19, 2022, 9:14 PM

This signing has been a bust

[rustic mountain]

Lmaoooooooooo

[proud coyote]

Wtf is a non violent family issue?

[rustic mountain]

We squeezed all the good out of him I guess

I am guessing he was shouting

And shit

[proud coyote]

Your new decor is fashionable sab

[rustic mountain]

Thanks I am doing it exclusively to piss off Kimmy

That and it would be cool legitimately to see SF win a title

SF, Philly, Minny, KC

You know anyone not named Buffalo

[celest zephyr]

At least you admit to it

[rustic mountain]

Lmao I am changing dont worry

[celest zephyr]

Nah two can play at that game lol

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1604949712850849792

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Eagles QB and MVP candidate Jalen Hurts is uncertain to play Saturday vs. the Cowboys due to a sprained shoulder that he suffered during Sunday's win over the Bears, per league sources.

Hurts was hurt late in the third quarter, when Bears' DE Trevis Gipson drove him into ground.

Twitter · Dec 19, 2022, 9:20 PM

[celest zephyr]

Pain

[rustic mountain]

Most pain

[celest zephyr]

Damn you became a Vikings fan

[rustic ore]

Gardner Minshew SZN

Let's go

[celest zephyr]

More suffering coming your way

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/gardnerminshew-minshew-minshewmafia-duval-duuuval-gif-18013520

[rustic mountain]

Temporarily

Since the pats are assuredly out

[celest zephyr]

Ah well I’m still a Matt Patricia fan

[rustic mountain]

I'll cheer for the Vikings to win it all. Will they? No, but by god I have a soft spot for minny

[rustic ore]

JJ is such a fun player to watch

[rustic mountain]

JJ, Hockenson, big on Cook too

Just a fun team

Plus purple is a sick color

[versed forge]

Also kirk

https://tenor.com/view/lilkirko-kirk-cousins-gif-27059845

[rustic mountain]

[versed forge]

[celest zephyr]

I’d be a bengals fan if they are still in when the 49ers are put

[rustic mountain]

I think Minnesota sports as a whole is just my 2nd everything

[versed forge]

I hope bengals beat the bills week 17

[rustic mountain]

They are like US Canadians

[celest zephyr]

What about Toronto sports

Lol

[rustic mountain]

I said second

[rustic ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW_0WF1bcJo

[rustic mountain]

There is no Toronto football team in the nfl

[celest zephyr]

Oh that’s true

So you support the timberwolves then?

[rustic mountain]

Basketball, baseball, and hockey is all #1 Toronto

I dig em

[celest zephyr]

Nothing but pain there

[rustic mountain]

It's more of an aesthetics thing but

Yeh

[rustic ore]

Hockey at least has some semblance of a chance if they ever decide to stop shitting the bed in the postseason

[rustic mountain]

I love shit like the Timberwolves, Bucks, Wild, Vikings

That northern shit

[celest zephyr]

Man you are a fan of so many teams lol

[rustic mountain]

It's just my favorite stuff

No no

[celest zephyr]

I’m just a fan of one in each sport

[rustic mountain]

I mean like

Just aesthetically

They aren't really my teams. More like soft spots for them

[celest zephyr]

Yeah but like I don’t even secondarily root for any team

[rustic mountain]

Ahhhhh

[celest zephyr]

It’s Toronto sports or for

[rustic mountain]

I see

[celest zephyr]

Die

[rustic mountain]

Don't get me wrong, I'd let any second team die for my #1s

[rustic ore]

For me I tend to root for teams that have either never won it or haven't won it in a long time

If my #1s are shit

[celest zephyr]

Yeah but that for me is just a fun story

Like it’s nothing long term

[rustic mountain]

But I can't say that the Vikings and Wild aren't cool

[celest zephyr]

As a massive Tom grossi fan I’m not a fan of the Vikings

[rustic ore]

Got to say though, not a big fan of these kits

[celest zephyr]

Kaprizov is cool though

[rustic ore]

The red just feels out of place to me

[rustic mountain]

For shame sir

The Christmas sweaters

[rustic ore]

[celest zephyr]

All I want for Christmas is for the Seahawks to not make the playoffs

[rustic mountain]

Buc

I also say that because

I ordered a wild jersey

To make into a Kirill Kaprizov one lmao

I genuinely love their sweaters

Besides those you shownin the pic are a little different than the norm

[celest zephyr]

I couldn’t get myself to order a jersey from another team

Maybe if it’s cool aesthetically

[rustic ore]

Okay that looks a bit better

[rustic mountain]

I was hung up on it

But

[rustic ore]

But I still think they should change their pants to white

[rustic mountain]

Sports are for fun and I like these teams marginally at least

I know that Toronto and NE are my 1s

Always will be

[celest zephyr]

Honestly I just can’t care about other teams

[rustic mountain]

Fair

[celest zephyr]

If I didn’t live in Toronto idk if I’d be a fan of any team

[short flame]

Middle looks empty otherwise I like it

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/bleacherreport/status/1604952564931260416?s=46&t=qvKQdRlPuHjihg0gnrLUaQ Hurts might miss 2 games

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Jalen Hurts suffered a sprained shoulder in Sunday’s win over the Bears and could miss the Eagles’ next two games, per @Jeff_McLane

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Twitter · Dec 19, 2022, 9:31 PM

[short flame]

Aren’t New England in eastern us?

[rustic ore]

They are indeed

[short flame]

I thought he didn’t like eastern teams

[rustic ore]

I mean Eagles have #1 seed pretty much on lock

I say rest him

Probably will cost him any shot at MVP (even though Mahomes was always gonna have the edge) but that's just life

Better luck next year on that

[celest zephyr]

Yeah they are fine

2 up on the Vikings

[rustic ore]

And they have the tie breaker over them

[celest zephyr]

Oh that’s pretty much gg then

They just have to win one game

Might cost them resting their starters in the last game though

The Vikings have a very soft schedule

[rustic mountain]

I don't like the eastern US to live in

If I didnt like eastern teams then Minnesota would probably be higher up than Toronto sports

[short flame]

But can you like a team there?

[rustic mountain]

Do you live in Buffalo

[short flame]

I wouldn’t live in buffalo but I support them

[rustic mountain]

There ya go

[short flame]

Didn’t you say the other day that you wouldn’t support an eastern team?

[rustic mountain]

I have no clue why I would say that

Considering all my favorite teams are eastern

But if I said it, I promise it was a joke

[short flame]

Oh maybe it was New York teams

[rustic mountain]

That's for damn sure

If the only options left in sports was all the teams in new york, id find a new hobby

[short flame]

Not even western New York?

Wait are Toronto the closest city to Buffalo?

[rustic ore]

Think so

[short flame]

Oh we’re rivals

We’re one waterfall away from one another

[rustic mountain]

Western, Eastern, Southern, Northern, underground, in the sea, in the air

All of ot

It

[short flame]

Land sea and air

[rustic mountain]

My hate for New York started in 2007 man

New England Patriots were one game from a perfect season, the Giants ended it

From that day, I've hated New York sports

[short flame]

Why all the other teams ?

Don’t blame us for your failures

[rustic mountain]

The Jets and Bills are divisional rivals in the NFL, the Yankees are the most despicable franchise in sports, the Mets guilty by association, the Rangers and Sabres and Islanders get a kind of pass but leery on them, Knicks are hilarious, Brooklyn Nets have Kyrie Irving

And if I missed any lemme know

[torn gale]

Man I really love that season

[rustic mountain]

[short flame]

But I get it I would never support a Vegas team either

[short flame]

I’ll take the pass

[rustic mountain]

I am sure there are other teams I've missed

Hockey is one of those exception sports because I am new to it

[short flame]

Me too

[rustic mountain]

But yeah NFL, there is no love for New York or Buffalo

[short flame]

I don’t care about nfl

[celest zephyr]

I barely know shit about any sport lol

[short flame]

But Buffalo is like our little unwanted brother

[rustic mountain]

I've been a sports fan since I was like 4 or so

I am 30 now lmao

[short flame]

So I kind of have to want them to do well despite not caring about them

[celest zephyr]

For me it’s been like 5 years

Since I was 13 I think

[short flame]

I’ve followed sports all my life

I’m Colombian so football is kind of in my blood

[celest zephyr]

I have to be not functioning to like it

[rustic mountain]

Oh you're 18?

[celest zephyr]

19

[short flame]

My first word was gol

[rustic mountain]

Bro I could be your uncle. Damn I feel okd

Old

[celest zephyr]

I mean like a 5 year old could be an uncle rofl

[rustic mountain]

You know what I mean lmao

[short flame]

Or be an uncle and be younger

[rustic mountain]

You're probably a second year in college?

[short flame]

I could be your uncle sab

And I’m 24

[celest zephyr]

I was

[rustic mountain]

Lmao my point is I feel old

Not a bad thing

I am usually the oldest as is

[celest zephyr]

Is juba older?

[short flame]

You’re younger than oda

[rustic mountain]

I think Juba is either the same age or slightly older

I can't recall

I def aint pinging him to find out tho

[short flame]

Hey @ Juba are you old? (Don’t worry I didn’t really tag him)

[rustic mountain]

Lol I am not scared of him or anything, just dont wanna annoy him

[short flame]

It’s also kind of weird to Tag someone for that

Hey are you old

[rustic mountain]

Lmao

[versed forge]

[celest zephyr]

Hey are you going to retire soon?

[rustic mountain]

God I wish

Retire and head up to Canada

[short flame]

He’s not that old

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1604957513400700930

@rustic ore

I think he’s getting fired man

Just pulled up at a restaurant

[rustic ore]

Man

[smoky fable]

You’re that old? Damn.

But also, this is not a great time for Patriots football with that video

[smoky fable]

The man seems to be pretty busy.

[rustic mountain]

[smoky fable]

Yeah it’s not great man

Apparently a Chiefs mascot robbed a bank at gunpoint. @rustic ore

What the hell

https://mobile.twitter.com/FolsomsFacts/status/1604963581233188869

Christian Folsom (@FolsomsFacts)

I guess you never really know what a person is really like. @ChiefsAholic really letting Chiefs Kingdom down. He won't be wearing that wolf costume for a long time. A different "uniform" now...

Twitter · Dec 19, 2022, 10:15 PM

[rustic mountain]

[rustic ore]

[smoky fable]

What a weird day

[simple seal]

Never forget when the Pirates mascot was a drug dealer back in the 1980s lol

[hasty mesa]

Rams v Packers, who y’all got?

[simple seal]

Packers

[torn gale]

Baker mayfield

[celest zephyr]

Packers I guess

[smoky fable]

That game has no stakes and will probably be dull

[rustic mountain]

https://fxtwitter.com/PhilAPerry/status/1604958479713705984

I hate Mac Jones so much. It's the same thing every week

Dude has nothingburgers to say and "takes responsibility"

[undone drum]

thread was closed 🥹

[smoky fable]

They say the same about Kyler, but Mac Jones's body language sucks.

[haughty moss]

Same ol stuff from mac get this guy off my team

[celest zephyr]

Dude ain’t a leader

As tree would say the leader of men

What a joke

To think that some people wanted him on the team

[celest zephyr]

At least kyler doesn’t say shit like this

Dude at least looks like he cares

[rustic ore]

Oh it wasn't a mascot, just a well known fan https://twitter.com/kyleayers/status/1604975112553263104?t=ACGVNKHgiDX865J_5ZqOLA&s=19

Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers)

A lot going on the world but everyone take a moment to look up the Chiefsaholic fan who funded his trips to games by robbing banks in the same mask he wore to games. I’ve never been prouder to root for the Chiefs.

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Twitter · Dec 19, 2022, 11:01 PM

[celest zephyr]

Might act like a baby but beats this panthetic shit

[celest zephyr]

No wonder dude could go to so many games

Also yeah it’d be weird for the mascot to tweet about having to go to games

Lol dude is already there

[rustic mountain]

I for some reason read "Chiefssahole"

I need my glases

Glasses even

[celest zephyr]

Well he is one

So that’s correct

[rustic mountain]

Smh what a shame

Bruh the mnf game sounds so weak

Leafs aren't on

[celest zephyr]

It’s ass

[rustic mountain]

And my gf is hanging out with her friend

I am gonna be bored

[celest zephyr]

Well as a Vikings fan you should like my pfp lol

[rustic mountain]

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE lmaoo

There is a part of me that feels bad for Rodgers but

Tbh dude is kinda a dick

So eh

[celest zephyr]

Raptors sixers is on

So there’s that

[rustic mountain]

I have no way to watch it

[celest zephyr]

Damn drumming

Wow

Bruh this quality LMAO

[split wren]

Rip WC thread, also here’s Mendy 2.0

[celest zephyr]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/zptfqj/windhorst_on_ad_its_not_good_its_not_a_sprained/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Tough

[dull sedge]

Aguero out there celebrating like he did shit

[rustic mountain]

Man if I held the water bottles for a team Id be celebrating like I hit the game winner

[celest zephyr]

Matt Ryan has been absolutely garbage

Such a bad trade

Right after trading for wentz

Man just draft qb colts

Don’t be dumb

They are going for Jimmy g aren’t they

[rustic mountain]

It depends

Does Ballard even have a job after this year

[celest zephyr]

Nikola jokic is insane

No

He shouldn’t

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/zpxjlb/holmes_when_are_others_going_to_be_held/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Damn qatar bid might win

I’d say that wouldn’t happen but tsai owns a team

And Sarver

@smoky fable

[haughty moss]

[celest zephyr]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/zq58b4/mcmenamin_lebron_james_left_ankle_soreness_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Oh hey it gets worse fate and ryo

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-pissed-off-anger-angry-fist-gif-17698178

bruh

[celest zephyr]

Man this game is going to be the worst of the season

My condolences to anyone who paid to go to that game

[smoky fable]

That isn’t great news

[celest zephyr]

And the raptors have been outscored by 14 in 5 minutes

https://tenor.com/view/fire-fine-fail-burn-dog-gif-5848141

[smoky fable]

He really robbed banks and went to games with that money

You couldn’t even make up that

[celest zephyr]

Scottie Barnes is robbing this team with how ass he is

That sounds like a movie script

Embiid is averaging 33-9 this season

What the fuck

This season is wild

Oh hey anunoby did something on offense

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/daveyupper/status/1604979987085402113?s=46&t=jU2NzKE6t_xHUuO-pKoz8Q @dim ledge

🫡

[celest zephyr]

Oh hey almost wjc

Bruh can they do some actual sets on offense

[robust grotto]

Yes!!

[celest zephyr]

[robust grotto]

Cultured and based comment

[celest zephyr]

Embiid is too good

What this fuck is this offense

Good thing you can’t watch this Sab

This some ass

How I feel watching this shit

There’s flyers blue jackets tomorrow

Bleh

Thank god the sixers are still paying Tobias a max

And harden can’t hit 3s

[robust grotto]

Just as exciting as a jaguars Texans game

[celest zephyr]

Hey that happens twice a year

Afc west with some terrible signings

Chandler jones jc Jackson Russell Wilson

There was Texans broncos also

And cards broncos

Sammy Watkins was a bust for the packers

[simple seal]

https://twitter.com/jefftanchak19/status/1604768536118845442

Jeff Tanchak (@JeffTanchak19)

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING: Early look at the Browns game. Potential wind gusts over 60 mph. https://t.co/ESQdTDSzb5

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Twitter · Dec 19, 2022, 9:20 AM

[celest zephyr]

Please Watson get blown out of the stadium

[celest zephyr]

Let’s go raptors

OT

[haughty moss]

Sixers

[celest zephyr]

Let’s gooooooo

I was wondering who was the sixers fan

Lol thanks

Siakam does well against the sixers

[versed forge]

W

Did raptors win

[honest umbra]

Yooo I have that same exact eye massager

@dim ledge I already miss the WC channel

[celest zephyr]

SMH

Yo nice

You see the lakers news?

[honest umbra]

Bruh

AD out

Bron and reaves and Westbrook out today

And we playing the suns

Like they actually conceded today lmao

[celest zephyr]

Jta also out

[haughty moss]

that lakers starting lineup for tonight

[honest umbra]

it gave me mid 2010s vibes ryo

them sacre days

😂😂😂

[haughty moss]

man fr

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[haughty moss]

[celest zephyr]

Hey it ain’t over yet

Oh shit damn

101-104

[simple seal]

Oh weird

It said 107 101 lol

[haughty moss]

the 3 was overturned

[honest umbra]

who overturned it?

[rustic mountain]

Shit they need to call you up fam

[honest umbra]

Why are we Vikings fans, sab

[rustic mountain]

Because Matt Patricia

[haughty moss]

bout to suit up brb

[rustic mountain]

Ryo boutta put up 25 on them

Triple doubs

[honest umbra]

I got more faith in ryo than Beverly making a shot

[rustic mountain]

Ryo the new D Wade

[honest umbra]

Right on cue

Lakers give up 38 in the first

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-carell-the-office-yikes-this-is-the-worst-cringe-gif-21219465

Don't like to play defense aye

[haughty moss]

we down 14 already lmao

sixers survive

[celest zephyr]

Yikes lakers

This is some rockets type roster

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/roman-reigns-turns-tv-off-turning-tv-off-power-off-remote-gif-22311066

yeah im good on this game

[wet onyx]

https://twitter.com/light_2610/status/1605001629039824903?s=46&t=GfFXVovJV6JfBxOsTXh7gQ

AP 🌵𓅓🍎 (@Light_2610)

Dexter Lawrence this season:

• 91.7 defensive grade (1st among DTs)
• 91.8 pass rush grade (1st among DTs)
• 53 QB pressures (2nd among DTs)
• 8 sacks (5th among DTs)
• 18 QB hits (1st among DTs)
• 27 QB hurries (6th among DTs)
• 30 run stops (8th among DTs)

First team all pro

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Twitter · Dec 20, 2022, 12:46 AM

at first i hated the odell trade but i’m so glad we got dex

he’s actually a top 5 dt and i’m not gonna pretend he isn’t

[celest zephyr]

Ooh ryo vs lunik and leafs boys vs shadow tomorrow

That’s going to be a good day

@proud coyote lillard is first in trailblazers franchise scoring

[wet onyx]

dame gonna look real good in a lakers jersey

[celest zephyr]

Cursed

[wet onyx]

the og

[celest zephyr]

Simons playing football out here

[short flame]

ready to beat the golden knights

let's take our revenge

[celest zephyr]

LOL

What a game

Thunder win

12-24 packers up

[short flame]

hey siren, I keep looking for the sabres black and red goathead jersey online and can't find it. What website is the best for finding them. I want an original not fanatics

https://tenor.com/view/sabres-buffalo-sabres-jeff-skinner-gif-23986257

1-0

[rustic mountain]

Maybe hockey authentic? Shits sold out rn

[dim kettle]

There was one on NHL Shop. But that shit is out of stock; adidas and everything

[short flame]

they only have the home jersey

[rustic mountain]

Reverse retros will come back in stock on hockey authentic after xmas

[short flame]

I'd rather have the goathead

ok I'll wait

[dim kettle]

This is why I can't wait for adidas to fuck off.

[short flame]

I've never had trouble with football jerseys

and I've got them from europe and south america

they need to sort this

[rustic mountain]

I am waiting for that restock too. I want a Capitals Reverse Retro Ovi

[short flame]

hope you get it

[rustic mountain]

I am crossing my fingers. Shit sells out so fast

[short flame]

they need to sort their stocks

[dim kettle]

They stock the shit like it's the PS5. It's annoying.

[rustic mountain]

Siren you gonna get a storm jersey?

If you can

[short flame]

how can you have products constantly sold out

[dim kettle]

Nope, I hate the uni so much.

lol

[rustic mountain]

Really?? Wow I am surprised

[dim kettle]

The best I'm getting is the hat.

[rustic mountain]

I've so many YouTubers who love it

Seen*

[dim kettle]

They love how bad it is.

[rustic mountain]

Ahhh

It is. Weird

[dim kettle]

Yes, those fire things on the arms are suppose to be lightning bolts

[rustic mountain]

Tbh this batch of reverse retros isnt my favorite

Lmaooo

[short flame]

You don't like ours?

[dim kettle]

I liked the last one where it was the 04 Cup unis but blue.

[rustic mountain]

I do it's cool

Most of them are bland

None more bland than the Flyers

[short flame]

there's a team who just has the name of the team

[dim kettle]

The Flyers one is just the 90s unis reversed.

[short flame]

don't remember which one

[rustic mountain]

The Canes have that

Vegas have just "Vegas"

[short flame]

oh it's the sharks

ugly retro

[rustic mountain]

The Sharks is so bad

I know what it is for

But it sucks

[short flame]

just draw an old shark

[dim kettle]

They did get a bit creative with the reverse unis this time around. The Isles got the fisherman logo from the 90s and Devils with the old Kansas City Scouts based unis.

[rustic mountain]

I really like Florida's

[short flame]

guess who scored

[rustic mountain]

Just wish they woulda put Panthers on the shoulders

[dim kettle]

I don't get why they chose power blue though.

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/tage-thompson-tage-denski-denski-edits-buffalo-sabres-gif-25534184

best player in the nhl

[rustic mountain]

Ocean? Idk

Tage is good ag

Af

[dim kettle]

Panthers never used the color in the past beyond an ugly alt which it's not even based on.

[rustic mountain]

I like the Pens too

Robo Penguin

Winnipeg is boring

Sorry looking at Hockey Authentic rn

[dim kettle]

The Ducks ones looks like a prototype of what maybe the Ducks new road unis in the future.

[rustic mountain]

I hate that the ducks went with orange and black

Why ditch the purple and green

It's so lame

[dim kettle]

Because they didn't want to be the Disney team anymore.

[rustic mountain]

No escaping it

[dim kettle]

I mean, they've basically have erased that part of their history beyond the logo being an alt.

[rustic mountain]

Every time I think of the Ducks

https://youtu.be/mYwlXRVWCCI

[dim kettle]

I still grew up knowing them as Mighty

[rustic mountain]

🎶Here the come the mighty ducks, tripping on the ice🎶

[dim kettle]

I mean, if you ever watched the pre game of the first Ducks game, I'd pretend that never happened too.

[rustic mountain]

Weird to think how Disney is tied to the Ducks

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/lNPTrpjpW-k

[rustic mountain]

And Nintendo owned the Mariners

[dim kettle]

Disney also owned the Angels

[short flame]

best player

[rustic mountain]

I feel like a disney princess

I mean it makes sense why they did this Siren

Tourism

Gotta sell the tickets to Disneyland down the street

[dim kettle]

I see it as Disney throwing money at everything without thinking about the long term game. They did that a lot in the 90s.

[short flame]

is anaheim in near disney?

[rustic mountain]

Disneyland is in Anaheim

Disneyworld is in Florida

[short flame]

didn't know there was a second one

[dim kettle]

Disney World is Orlando

[short flame]

I only know the orlando one

[rustic mountain]

Yeh it's bigger and what not

I've only ever been to Disneyland

[dim kettle]

They have like 5 parks maybe more along with islands, etc at Disney World.

[rustic mountain]

It took a while, even considering being born in San Pedro, family in San Diego I think

But I also didn't stay in California long

[smoky fable]

same

never been to florida

[rustic mountain]

Florida is like Australia, it's so far away and sounds dangerous as shit

[dim kettle]

Yep, I'm a dangerous fellow

[rustic mountain]

I think Japan maybe closer to me than parts of Florida

[short flame]

just stay near the parks and the beach

[rustic mountain]

the beach is my enemy

[short flame]

[rustic mountain]

On the real I hate the beach, I am a pacifc northwest kinda dude

[short flame]

I'd live on the beach if I had the money

[dim kettle]

He only knows snow.

[rustic mountain]

Forests and what not

Actually Seattle doesn't get a ton of snow

[short flame]

I like snow but the beach is the best

[rustic mountain]

Idaho did

And Canada will

[short flame]

Montreal

does

[rustic mountain]

But at the moment we good

[short flame]

I miss the beach

https://tenor.com/view/sabres-logo-sabres-logo-animated-buffalo-sabres-sabres-gif-24491699

[rustic mountain]

I spoke too soon

[short flame]

have to use a generic gif because he only has 2 nhl goals

Pilut

3-0

[rustic mountain]

Wonder if Kaprizov is playing

Nope

[short flame]

who?

a vegas player?

[rustic mountain]

Minnesota Wild

He's a top player

[short flame]

oh yeah you turned into a wild fan

[rustic mountain]

Nah not a wild fan

Still a leafs boy

[short flame]

temporerily

[rustic mountain]

I just really like Kaprizpv

Kaprizov

And have a soft spot for Minnesota sports

[short flame]

you had temporary MN fan before no?

[rustic mountain]

Yes

For the Minnesota Vikings

The football team

[short flame]

my bad don't know football

[rustic mountain]

All good brother

[short flame]

are they playing the giants?

[rustic mountain]

Yep

[short flame]

makes sense

why you chose them

[rustic mountain]

Skol Saturday coming up

I am actually a Patriots fan

I just think the Vikings are cool and want them to do well

And the Patriots stink more than 5 day old milk left out in the sun

[short flame]

I support the allouettes de montreal

[rustic mountain]

Oh cfl nice

For CFL I like the Roughriders

[short flame]

only because they play near to me

otherwise never seen a game

[celest zephyr]

Lmamelo dunk

[short flame]

ukko pekka one period away from his first good game for the sabres

[rustic mountain]

Ayee good

Against a good vegas team too

[short flame]

I can't do that

[rustic mountain]

Admit that Vegas is good?

[short flame]

never mind

eichel is out

yeah a good vegas team

oh damn a fan just proposed on the ice

[rustic mountain]

Aweee sweeet

My plan is to actually propse in Montreal

[short flame]

only vegas happy fan tonight

[short flame]

any place in particular?

[rustic mountain]

There's a special cathedral

Pretty famous

[short flame]

I know it forget the name

[rustic mountain]

My gf loves it sm thinks it's gorgeous

[short flame]

it's beautiful

[rustic mountain]

So my plan is to go to Montreal when I plan on proposing

[short flame]

good move

[celest zephyr]

Montreal is great

[short flame]

[celest zephyr]

Sucks that the Habs are there

[rustic mountain]

I hear amazing things about it

[short flame]

[rustic mountain]

My gf wanted to study at a Uni there

Was her dream school

Sadly didn't get to

[short flame]

I study here

[rustic mountain]

What uni

Could be the same

[short flame]

it's great, only traffic kills me

[rustic mountain]

If it's too personal to say

No worries

[short flame]

I started at concordia then moved to polytechnique

[rustic mountain]

Ahhhh

I think she had a different one in mind

[short flame]

mcgill?

[celest zephyr]

Oh I wanted to go there

[short flame]

me too

[rustic mountain]

I think it was McGill

[short flame]

didn't have the grades

it's crazy hard getting in there

[rustic mountain]

She had the grades and the french stuff way down

But she didnt even get to apply

Her parents paid for her schooling and they decided she would study instead in Sask

[celest zephyr]

Tough

[rustic mountain]

Very

[celest zephyr]

My parents fund mine also but they didn’t restrict

I just didn’t get accepted

[rustic mountain]

It sounds like a hard school to get into

[celest zephyr]

It is especially cs

[short flame]

I pay mine but didn't get in

[celest zephyr]

Though think something like health is harder

[rustic mountain]

I'll ask if it was McGill again

[short flame]

the program I wanted only accepted like 20 people a year

[rustic mountain]

When she is outta the movie

[short flame]

I wanted geology

it was tough

But now i'm in geological engineering and it's perfect this way

[rustic mountain]

That's what's up

Uni wasnt for me. I am more of a blue collar dude

Certs and stuff from Tech schools

[short flame]

I was blue colar for almost a year

I didn't have the body for it

[rustic mountain]

I can handle blue collar work. Used to be able to lift more, need to hit the gym

[short flame]

And I prefer it this way, there's place for everyone

[rustic mountain]

Yeh

[short flame]

I have back problems

[rustic mountain]

Awe man I am sorry

[short flame]

Only reason I'm not the sabres backup for craig

that and the fact I'm horrible at sports

[short flame]

don't worry I live with the pain

[rustic mountain]

I wish I coulda played infield at a college in Idaho

Sadly, didnt happen

[short flame]

yeah because of your nasty knee injury

[rustic mountain]

What

Nah

I just sucked

Lmao

[short flame]

say it's an injury

seems cooler

[rustic mountain]

Not good enough for college plain and simple

Couldnt keep up with pitching

Shit was FAST

Even at like 70

[short flame]

who's the best infield?

[rustic mountain]

Depends what you mean

[short flame]

and 3-1

rip ukko pekka

was finally having a decent game

[short flame]

who's your favourite

[rustic mountain]

I have many but one of them is Ozzie Smith of the St Louis Cardinals. He played a long time ago

Was an amazing defender

[short flame]

good

now I can tell you what to do

If someone asks you you were the new ozzie smith but for your knee injury

[celest zephyr]

3-1 is still good

[short flame]

if it holds

also, I'm a clean sheet fan

you don't have a clean sheet, I am disappointed

[celest zephyr]

Yeah that’s fair

[short flame]

3-2

we're used to late collapses

so don't thrust this result

we just about managed to win

[honest umbra]

@sweet tree argentina team landed and the bus from the airport to wherever they’re going is barely moving

So many people in the crowd lol

[sweet tree]

bruh

basically a bus parade at 3 am lmao

that's mad

[rocky drift]

welp I've been eliminated from fantasy football playoffs

[split wren]

Jeez

[rustic ore]

Poor egg

It was a good run

[sweet tree]

it's at 62 million now

but yeah that's dope

[short flame]

The egg didn’t deserve that

[hasty basin]

🥚

[celest zephyr]

And the rams are eliminated from the playoffs

What a great day

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/FieldYates/status/1605209916578242560

Snow games coming

[versed forge]

🥶

Need that chiefs W

[celest zephyr]

The Seahawks aren’t good

[celest zephyr]

Someone free Luka doncic

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1605235039792504833

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Jets have ruled out QB Mike White for Thursday night vs. the #Jaguars. He hasn't been cleared for contact yet. Zach Wilson starts again.

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Twitter · Dec 20, 2022, 4:13 PM

[celest zephyr]

Rip jets

Zach Wilson shouldn’t be on the team next season

Idk if they should draft qb or rock with Mike white and just get a competent backup because Flacco is even worse

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/ayyoooo-ayoo-ayyoo-gif-24286843

Yeaaaaah they said on the radio yesterday that White basically had no chance for Thursday

[short flame]

And now In playoffs position

[robust grotto]

Omg are you really

Oh still 4 points out but DEF in the battle