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loud forum
modest totem
Give us Arch and then a few years later baby Marshall 
loud forum
Give us Arch and then a few years later baby Marshall <:FujiWoke:638345772953370...
Ray scouting 10 plus years in advance 
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Ray scouting 10 plus years in advance <:KataOmegaLUL:638864734623498274>
Someone needs to look out for Denver 
smoky fable
Someone needs to look out for Denver <:Crydo:586275183032270849>
Those Seahawks will use those draft picks well
As much as that disgusts me
modest totem
Well Denver wouldn't have anyways so oh well
rustic mountain
At least you got Russ for a while
Whatever that is worth
Dude is trying to singlehandedly ruin his hof resumé
slate lance
dim kettle
Fred Wilpon having a heart attack seeing that number.
rustic mountain
Ross Atkins actually made a good move by not trying to go for that big fish
We gotta be able to sign Vladdy Jr
If we don't, I am pretty sure I'll just cry for a week
dim kettle
pearl oyster
Not even 15 minutes and it’s already 2-0 💀💀💀
4-0 💀💀💀💀
rustic mountain
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1599851919609982977?s=20&t=zt3a1ys31AD...
Holy shit
Phillies def got a good dude but omfg
Looks like deGrom was the offseason dominoe
versed forge
torpid pendant
Brasil will win
dim kettle
Twitter
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Twitter
dim kettle
rustic ore
Sam Darnold would be Thor in this case but he’d probably miss all together
torn gale
Ghostbusters legend Sam darnold
dim kettle
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rustic mountain
MAKE IT HAPPEN
Okay okay but on the real
If Mayfield ended up on SF
And they got to the playoffs
Playoff Baker
proud coyote
Baker would be a backup
smoky fable
Baker would be a backup
I don't think the Niners should even go after Baker.
He isn't good
smoky fable
MAKE IT HAPPEN
Never expected you to push for this.
Marvin Harrison Jr
not even considered
rustic mountain
Never expected you to push for this.
I am all in for the memes man
Season is over let's party
smoky fable
Season is over let's party
amen to that
celest zephyr
He goes to the pats instead
rustic mountain
Can't be that much worae
Worse
I would love Patricia to keep shitting his pants this year and hopefully he is canned next year
What sucks the most dude
We have the 4th most free money in cap next year
And I cant even be excited because I think Bill is gonna screw it up
celest zephyr
Happened last time they had a ton of cap space
rustic mountain
I know we literally missed on all but Matthew Judon
Which like
Matthew Judon is fantastic
But Bourne, Jonnu Smith, and Hunter Henry (at least this year) have been shit
Jalen Mills is also mid af
Adrian Phillips is good
But mostly been 
smoky fable
I would love Patricia to keep shitting his pants this year and hopefully he is c...
He's coming soon
celest zephyr
Who is that
proud coyote
kliff
rustic mountain
Bro just fucking with people at this point
rustic ore
No shot he comes to the Rays
As if $tu's cheap ass would ever give out the kind of money to draw in a player on Judge's profile
rustic mountain
Can you fucking imagine tho
dim kettle
Can you fucking imagine tho
My older brother would stop talking to me. lol
rustic ore
The Yankees have a spring training facility down here, it's not hard to imagine that he and Mike have gotten together and become friends over the past decade
rustic mountain
It would be the ultimate fuck you to ny
dim kettle
The Yankees have a spring training facility down here, it's not hard to imagine ...
It's right next to the fucking RayJay,.
rustic mountain
We do have a need for an outfielder
But
Not at that price point
I am so excited for the Blue Jays to come back
mostly because the Pats have entirely fallen flat on their face
dim kettle
rustic mountain
The fact that like
dim kettle
rustic mountain
Judge is walking out on to the sideline like that
Dude knows what he is doing
Ah shit
He met with Brady
The ultimate "I am going to Flordia, fuck you" athlete
He could be a Ray
dim kettle
Twitter
rustic mountain
For the love of the sport. For the love of the meme
Please let Aaron Judge leave New York
proud coyote
The ultimate "I am going to Flordia, fuck you" athlete
they're talking about their childhoods as giants fans obv
rustic mountain
I sincerely hope that is true
I would love the Giants for fucking the Yanks over
dim kettle
I just want the Yankee fanbase to die inside at the news of he's not coming back.
rustic mountain
Siren 🤝 Me hating the Yankees
dim kettle
They can't even get top free agents anymore.
torn gale
Please Aaron no leave please
dim kettle
Judge will look nice in SF colors.
torn gale
Disagree
rustic mountain
Never seen a play caller so scared to use Tom Brady
dim kettle
Twitter
rustic ore
Great stand by the D, LVD with the sack on 3rd down
dim kettle
Honestly wish the Bucs scored points on the defense. Because at this point I trust them more than the fucking offense to score TDs.
Ah, Sapp and Brooks are at the game to remind themselves of the days when the Bucs offense left them out to dry most weeks.
rustic ore
Damn, quick stalled drive
celest zephyr
This is a game of offensive ineptitude
smoky fable
https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1599940567344984064?s=20&t=D-38HdJ5dGdM...
I mean it’s better than the past
celest zephyr
Why are both of you watching this
smoky fable
NFC South is terrible
dim kettle
Because the Lightning aren't playing today.
rustic mountain
I was for a sec
smoky fable
Because the Lightning aren't playing today.
I thought you weren’t watching till the Bucs fire Leftwich
rustic mountain
But mostly because waiting for gf now I am not
dim kettle
I thought you weren’t watching till the Bucs fire Leftwich
There's nothing else to watch.
celest zephyr
Man so long breaks between leafs games
smoky fable
There's nothing else to watch.
Thought you’d do something else
dim kettle
And at this point Leftwich isn't getting fired.
rustic mountain
Leafs take on the Stars tomorrow
celest zephyr
There is rangers blues
rustic mountain
Do we face Otter boi
rustic mountain
I feel like that might be an L for us then
We are also in Texas
So we shall see
rustic ore
Dammit
celest zephyr
Oettinger has been bad lately.
celest zephyr
Yeah allowing 4 or more goals in 3 of his last four starts
Nah I only know because I’m seeing if he’s injured
rustic mountain
I hope Matthews and the boys can take advantage of that
Would be a real cool game to get a hat trick in baybeee
Aint no way in hell
celest zephyr
Classic leafs is that they blow it
rustic mountain
They could but I am choosing optimism for my first Leafs season
Who knows, we could get to the 2nd round
celest zephyr
That’ll vanish quick
rustic mountain
celest zephyr
I seriously don’t know why anyone would choose to be a leafs fan these past few years
First round exit after first round exit
rustic mountain
I unfortunately don't get the fun of choosing a team. A team chooses me until they do something to not earn it
I.E. see the Boston Red Sox
celest zephyr
That sounds like suffering
rustic mountain
It's my family's way
celest zephyr
But hey it’s the leafs so you’ll fit right in
rustic mountain
My dad has been a Washington football fan since lile
Like
1969
Or something
My mom is a lifelong Broncos fan
rustic mountain
I grew up in a house where it very much was not
Suffering was for everyone but me when I grew up, the pats were always at least in it
I was a Red Sox fan too
celest zephyr
Ah yeah being a pats fan sounds nice
celest zephyr
Man New England sports was nice
celest zephyr
Pats were good for like 20 years lol
rustic mountain
It was cool af because I grew up in a town where everyone knew I was a fan so I didn't get any bandwagoner talk til I was like
16?
Then people wouldn't shut up.
Also, last thing
Losing is pain. Being a middle schooler when the New England Patriots went 18-1
I don't think I heard the end of it
Even after graduation
short flame
Just came back from school. There were about 40 bruins there. I was scared for me life. I’ve lived in Quebec for 15 years and usually people who just say anything positive about bruins get booed and I’ve seen violence as well. Crazy Montreal fans you know. Yet now the school was filled with people with everything bruins related, what is going on
celest zephyr
Boston raid
short flame
For some reason they were in kilts
rustic mountain
Scottish Bruins
short flame
Why in Montreal
short flame
Also why inside my university
rustic mountain
Yote Land
celest zephyr
The misery in the desert
celest zephyr
The only team I’d support the bruins over is the blackhawks
rustic mountain
Agreed
celest zephyr
Nah they’ll be shit
The world makes zero sense if the lolyotes become relevant again
celest zephyr
Or the Habs
dawn tapir
NFC south is something else...
celest zephyr
NFC south is something else...
Only the finest trash
Damn Tampa really going to lose
dim kettle
I want to the Saints to beat us to shit. At some point this front office needs to grow a backbone,
celest zephyr
I want Tampa to win for the memes of the eagles getting a top 5 pick
dim kettle
The team is playing to lose
celest zephyr
Hey so are the saints
This division really might send the 2022 panthers to the playoffs
short flame
This division really might send the 2022 panthers to the playoffs
Don't worry sabres are coming
celest zephyr
I honestly couldn’t care as long as they don’t somehow beat the leafs in the playoffs
celest zephyr
That wouldn’t surprise me
They actually have already lol
Someone just give the Bucs a mercy killing
dim kettle
When you're throwing small ball on 2nd and 20. That's on coaching.
celest zephyr
How the fuck did they have second and 20
dim kettle
Holding call
short flame
They actually have already lol
It's so funny how we've not been there since 2011 yet you can't win
dim kettle
short flame
the collapse has started
supple nymph
e
rustic mountain
Hey @haughty moss look at this shit
rustic mountain
It's really crazy to me just how daft other New England fans can be
I've heard of optimistic. I am somewhat optimistic
But these dudes are just
Lost
dim kettle
Too bad it isn't at Leftwich.
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Bucs 
dim kettle
dim kettle
rustic ore
Twitter
Mm, Bowles is reaching levels of hate I usually reserve for division rivals only
rustic ore
Please
dim kettle
Gotta love garbage time TDs
celest zephyr
https://twitter.com/BucsRaysBoltsYT/status/1599973289144684544?s=20&t=bemecpBwmo...
So far
versed forge
Comeback time
celest zephyr
Come back straight into a ditch
dim kettle
I do wonder if Mark Ingram will be shit on in NO for going out of bounds.
smoky fable
saints choked this away
versed forge
Good
celest zephyr
Lol
rustic ore
Deion wants to torture Colorado fans like Zimmer did Minny fans for years
versed forge
Bro if the bucs don’t get this
celest zephyr
What. A game
rustic mountain
I can't believe that Brady might actually win this
celest zephyr
8 seconds left
rustic mountain
NFC south truly the most lol Division
smoky fable
I can't believe that Brady might actually win this
saints really let them back in this
rustic ore
versed forge
TD
smoky fable
wow
rustic mountain
Omfh
smoky fable
they won
dim kettle
Oh what BS!
rustic mountain
Extra point still
smoky fable
don't miss the extra point
rustic mountain
Gotta hit it to win
rustic ore
Kick is good but a flag
rustic mountain
More Byron Leftwich coming next year
dim kettle
Brady saving Leftwich job once again.
rustic ore
ON NO!!!
smoky fable
he missed
rustic ore
BUCS WIN!!!!!!!
smoky fable
oh
celest zephyr
LOLLLLLLLL
rustic ore
We haven't had a comeback that big that late since 2012
rustic mountain
This is only the second time in Brady's career when he was down by 13 or more in the 4th quarter and he won
The other time is a very awesome sb
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Brady clutch
rustic mountain
Ironically the only 2 times against NFC south teams
celest zephyr
How do you blow a lead like that
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moment
smoky fable
still, that shouldn't excuse Bowles's awful coaching and his staff
celest zephyr
Paying homage to the falcons
rustic mountain
MORE YEARS OF LEFTWICH FOOTBALL
dim kettle
@rustic ore Umm... I'm thinking about this, what was the last time the Bucs beat the Saints twice a season?
dim kettle
Such a bullshit game.
celest zephyr
Good thing this didn’t go to ot
rustic ore
<@233819459880615936> Umm... I'm thinking about this, what was the last time the...
Let me check
rustic mountain
And in 1st place
celest zephyr
Brady saving Byron and Bowles
rustic mountain
At least Tampa has POTENTIAL to have a winning record when they go to the playoffs
dim kettle
No, I actually just checked. It was 2007.
rustic mountain
If you didn't have the grey, Tom would look in his 30s
dim kettle
It's been over 15 years since the Bucs last swept the Saints in a season.
rustic mountain
Dude is in shape
rustic ore
It's been over 15 years since the Bucs last swept the Saints in a season.
2011
Oh wait
My b I'm fucking blind
smoky fable
Hope you beat us by 30
Nah I'd rather see the pats win
celest zephyr
Neither team is going to score 30 points
rustic mountain
No because then Kraft might get hopeful we could go to the playoffs and think Bill is worth keeping
dim kettle
torn gale
What how
dim kettle
versed forge
Lol saints
dim kettle
I feel like I'm a Charger fan in the Norv Turner days.
rustic ore
Just a friendly reminder that the Saints 1st round pick next year is going to Philly
Shame that
celest zephyr
idk what the fuck he was thinking there
celest zephyr
nobody is trading their firsts now lol
rustic ore
celest zephyr
didn't expect the rams and broncos to be this shit
rustic ore
nobody is trading their firsts now lol
I mean the Bears are set with Fields so I could see someone trade up with them to snag whoever of Stroud and Young that Houston doesn't take
celest zephyr
ah yeah maybe
dim kettle
I'm a mod in a Bucs watch livestream on YT and I saw one Saint fan in the chat say "We aren't like the Falcons"
rustic ore
I'm a mod in a Bucs watch livestream on YT and I saw one Saint fan in the chat s...
Quotes shortly before disaster
They were exactly like the Falcons
celest zephyr
that has to get screenshoted and spamed
dim kettle
rustic ore
Want to see something funny?
dim kettle
dim kettle
Feel free to DM me if you want an invite
Yeah, why not
rustic mountain
I'm a mod in a Bucs watch livestream on YT and I saw one Saint fan in the chat s...
LMAOOOO
celest zephyr
bucs should just play no huddle the entire game
leftwich and bowles can't derp if they aren't doing anything
honest umbra
Why two?
rustic ore
Why not?
dim kettle
Good luck trying to convince Bogaerts to play 3rd base
smoky fable
https://youtu.be/darerGF66oI
Saints choked big time
Dennis Allen should be fired for that
He’s wasting good talent like Olave
dim kettle
IDK what the Saints were expecting from Allen. The dude was a failure in Oakland like 10 years ago. But the Saints are just injured to shit and no 1st round pick.
Loomis should honestly be on the hot seat. Yes you got Olave, but you could've gotten Olave at the spot you were in before trading up.
smoky fable
Loomis should honestly be on the hot seat. Yes you got Olave, but you could've g...
Actually, there were other teams after him
There was a run of receivers
Wilson, London, Olave Williams
That were drafted high
dim kettle
He was projected to be at the spot the Saints were originally at.
smoky fable
He was projected to be at the spot the Saints were originally at.
Projected but it ended up forcing their hand with teams moving up for receivers.
Their big mistake was doing the same for Penning
Not Olave
dim kettle
Honestly, I think both of those picks along with the Davenport a few years prior really makes you scratch your head with the amount of moves up and down the board to get them.
Loomis just doesn't understand the draft game.
dim ledge
Χρόνια Πολλά Γιανναρέ ❤️
dim kettle
dim ledge
Do not let lunik see this image
short flame
can I tag him?
dim kettle
WTF?
rustic mountain
Shoulda done that pre trading AJ Brown
dim kettle
I'm just amazed he got fired before Todd Downing.
haughty moss
Hey <@421804873269641226> look at this shit
😭😭 like bill would ever do that
Plus how are we as fans ungrateful lool
torpid pendant
Letssss gooo Morocco
Yessir 🇲🇦❤️
celest zephyr
Yessir 🇲🇦❤️
❤️
torpid pendant
الحمد لله Ngl we need more underrated teams honestly
honest latch
Got this email back about a job!
celest zephyr
الحمد لله Ngl we need more underrated teams honestly
Indeed
torn gale
Who do I play on defense this week
versed forge
Who do I play on defense this week
Cowboys
torn gale
I can’t get them 
versed forge
Who do u have
torn gale
I have Denver and Philly but I’m looking at free agent defenses to switch
I’m tempted to pick up Pittsburg
Because they play the ravens
versed forge
Maybe kc?
They go against the broncos
And they barely score
Bills would also be good if it’s available
torn gale
I hate it here
torpid pendant
NY Giants 🥹❤️💯
dim kettle
I hate it here
Enjoy the golf course. 
torn gale
I’ll enjoy that Super Bowl 
I can’t wait for the bills to drop another game and lose home field vs Kansas City
rustic ore
Watch the Bears somehow end up with the 1st pick 
torn gale
I’m not sure Houston can accidently win
dim kettle
Silly Buc, that wouldn't be BEARS FOOTBALL!!
BEARS FOOTBALL!! is all about winning the meaningless games late.
rustic ore
grave kindle
let's gooooo morocco!!!! I will name my first child after Bono
(this is a late reaction as I didn't have service)
dim kettle
simple seal
torn gale
The Christmas Day games are horrible
celest zephyr
The gift of misery
modest totem
https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1600221378405625856?s=20&t=0lgOHnLn_gZD...
Go Bills 
Also I just want you all to know that the 3 week win streak has my ego on the next level 😎😌
torpid pendant
That Portuguese team is something 😳
honest umbra
I’m a baker fan now everyone
What is baker good at?
Rams just claimed him off the waivers
@rustic ore @dim kettle lmk
honest umbra
This all doesn’t seem like good stuff buc
rustic ore
honest umbra
But I assume he’s better than wolford and Perkins automatically
dim kettle
He's just mid.
rustic ore
This all doesn’t seem like good stuff buc
Well there’s a good reason why he’s now on his 3rd team in 5 years
honest umbra
Not that this season matters
honest umbra
Well there’s a good reason why he’s now on his 3rd team in 5 years
He was good for a while in Cleveland though def
dim kettle
Still remember being told his shoulder injury was the reason he was mid last year.
rustic ore
He was good for a while in Cleveland though def
He had flashes
But the bad has been more consistent than the good
short flame
He's just mid.
Love how Christmas man gave a bunch of videos and you come up with this answer
rustic ore
Tell you what though, IF there is any salvaging of Mayfield’s career than I can’t think of many places better for him to do so than with McVay
dim kettle
And it's like, the fact of the matter is the biggest moment of Baker's career against the Chiefs in the playoffs a few years back, Stefanski trusted his running back more than the 1st overall pick Baker late in the game.
dim kettle
Tell you what though, **IF** there is any salvaging of Mayfield’s career than I ...
In other words, be carried. Jared Goff might know a thing or two about that.
rustic ore
You know what’s crazy is that if LAR continues to stink then the Lions would be in prime position to snag a QB at the top of the draft
Their O-line is solid
dim kettle
rustic ore
And getting back Williams to pair with St. Brown their weapons aren’t terrible
honest umbra
I would take being awful for the next 5 years knowing we won the SB
Many teams go decades without one
dim kettle
Pretty much say the same thing to my Dad who is a Jet fan. lol
honest umbra
I think every rams fan has conceded that too
And we have a good relationship with the Lions so we don’t mind them getting a good pick
I better see baker starting on Thursday
dim kettle
God, that's right. It's the Rams against that team that should've been playing in LA too this Thursday.
haughty moss
dim kettle
rustic mountain
even when healthy I wouldnt call him a contributor in the playoffs
dim kettle
His sexy face will bring defenders down to their knees.
Man, without Jimmy G, the Niners are less sexy to watch now. smh
honest umbra
Man, without Jimmy G, the Niners are less sexy to watch now. smh
What about mccaffrey?
rustic ore
Can he play QB consistently?
celest zephyr
He could play wildcat
celest zephyr
Oh damn rams claimed baker
celest zephyr
~~even when healthy I wouldnt call him a contributor in the playoffs~~
He makes the broadcast more watchable
rustic ore
dim kettle
Rangers doing more typical Ranger things.
proud coyote
In fact his wife, high school sweetheart Samantha Bracksieck, reminded him of a prediction he made in 2010, his senior year at Linden High School. “I said, in 10 years, I’ll be married to Sam,” says Judge, “and playing for the San Francisco Giants.” Judge smiles. “I was like, that’d better not get out.”
Real quote
burnt cedar
celest zephyr
What is it with Florentino and Brazilian children 😭
dim kettle
proud coyote
What the fuck is this judge situation
rustic mountain
This just means we should go hard for Nimmo. Please go hard for Nimmo
Some twitter dude reported a nothingburger
proud coyote
Heyman tweets out “Arson (sic) Judge headed to the Giants”
Heyman is like one of THE Twitter reporters
And then retracted it 15 minutes later
I want to kms
My coworker texted me
And then texted me the correction immediately lmao
rustic mountain
If he doesn't become a Giant
dim kettle
Judge was like, "on second thought, fuck that 360 dollar contract, I'm gonna play close to my bud Tom Brady"
rustic mountain
The Heyman thing is going to be a meme forever
proud coyote
I fucking hate Heyman
smoky fable
Heyman tweets out “Arson (sic) Judge headed to the Giants”
If the report was correct, you would have went nuts
dim kettle
Twitter
robust grotto
Damn LMFAO rip Heyman
dim kettle
robust grotto
I’m at the devils game and the building is MAYBE half full… maybe . Best team in the NHL too
Ofc it’s just a random Tuesday in December but damn. Shows that people don’t / can’t really spend right now
dim kettle
Typical Devils game. lol
Was like that 10 years ago too on weekdays.
robust grotto
dim kettle
That Prudential Center is such a pain to get in and out of.
robust grotto
Tbh I’ve never really had issues but it’s Newark lmao so I completely understand. It’s chaotic
short flame
sabres has had 50% attendance from last season, only 9000 on average, sad to see but I get why fans are tired
dim kettle
I will say from a Bolts fan perspective. It took awhile for them to get the attendance going up again even with Stamkos and Hedman.
short flame
Oh no wait the 9000 was for last season, then 17000 the season before
dim kettle
We're talking about the days when Jeffrey Vinik just bought the team.
dim kettle
Just gotta hope Terry Pegula doesn't fuck things up.
celest zephyr
Hey maybe another decade lol
short flame
hope not
we're a couple defenders and a keeper away from glory
also replacing our captain when okpokun retires
rustic mountain
Leafs and Stars on Espn+ tonight baybeee
rustic mountain
2-0 Leafs, Matthews with a sick shot
short flame
against who?
rustic mountain
Dallas
short flame
aren't they first?
rustic mountain
Yes
short flame
well done
rustic mountain
No worries, I got Kimmy to celebrate whatever Leaf success there is
First period went well, Matt Murray is getting a hell of a work out
16 shots on Murray, 0 goals
9 shots on Ottengier, 2 goals
Oh shit Nathan McKinnon is hurt??
short flame
is he the colorado defender or am I thinking of the wrong guy?
rustic mountain
He is one of the better players in all of the NHL
Sad to see dude will be gone for a whole month
short flame
could be worse
rustic mountain
Wouldn't wanna lose Tavares for that long. A good center goes a long way
short flame
We lost okpokun for a couple of weeks, it was bad
and losing samuelson at the same time made it worse
robust grotto
Twitter
rustic mountain
https://twitter.com/nhl_watcher/status/1600307802832277504?s=46&t=W23J7hNIz0iCRj...
My boi
short flame
and there I was happy about jeff having 6 
robust grotto
Doing it for trannnnnooooo
rustic mountain
He's having a really good year. I like him a lot
rustic mountain
December 15th??
short flame
against the kraken, sad scenes
proud coyote
5th most points in the fantasy league, 9th place 
I've been quite unlucky in this one
mcsauce first 
rustic mountain
Robertson a really good player too. Real nice trio
short flame
I'd take robertson for the team
robust grotto
👀 why not!
rustic mountain
short flame
rustic mountain
Bro what the hell
Holl tried throw the puck across the ice
3-5 man Dallas advantage
SHIT
MARNER LOST HIS STICK ITS 3-5 AND ONLY 2 GOT STICKS
OMFG
LEAFS KILLED A 2 MAN ADVANTAGE
Matt Murray is a legend
smoky fable
I've been quite unlucky in this one
Yeah that’s been rough
dim kettle
Nick Paul has been really good for us so far. 11 goals and 18 points overall rn.
dim kettle
Why not. He's good.
He also lives in Leaf fans heads rent free. https://youtu.be/CUvBiBQC4Ac
short flame
He also lives in Leaf fans heads rent free. https://youtu.be/CUvBiBQC4Ac
not bad
torn gale
Am I crazy or was nba scheduling never this bad
Today we had 2 games, tomorrow we have 11 games
Last week we had 1 game on one day and a million on the others
rustic mountain
Empty netter, 4-0 leafs. Let's shut em out now
The Stars have 88 shots on goal and have scored a big ol 0
So far
Wait not shots on goal
44 shots on goal
dim kettle
It's a reminder that shots at net stat really needs to be taken with a grain of salt. The stat doesn't account for how many of those shots were quality ones.
short flame
as much as I dislike toronto there is nothing better than a clean sheet and hockey lacks in that department
dim kettle
I didn't watch the game, But if the Stars really outshot the Leafs and lost 4-0. It pretty much tells me either Murray had a good night or the Stars just couldn't get any good looks at net all game basically. Probably a combination of both
short flame
did you keep the clean sheet?
rustic mountain
The what
And well
Dallas had a 2 man advantage
And Mitch broke his stick on that 2 man
And Murray kept em out
short flame
oh I don't know how the americans call a clean sheet
rustic mountain
Over and over
short flame
it's when the other team doesn't score
rustic mountain
Yeah shut out
dim kettle
Shutout
short flame
clean sheet
short flame
well done
I hope one day sabres start defending well
The fact that I'm yet to see a clean sheet (shotout) really breaks me
dim kettle
A shutout is rare in hockey these days. It's a more skilled base game now then it was 18 years ago. A goaltender in most nights is gonna give up at least one goal a night.
short flame
I know
I think it's a shame
I was raised as football defender so for me keeping a cleansheet means a lot
and when I see scores of 6-5 I find it depressing
I'm still new to hockey so it's difficult to get used to
and don't get me started on basketball
dim kettle
Hey, I grew up watching a defensive heavy league in the NHL so I know somewhat how you feel.
short flame
I remember in the premier league a manager took his players out for pizza after every clean sheet
Donny will never get to do that when we can't even keep a clean sheet for a period
dim kettle
Don't watch the Broncos on Christmas. You'll shoot your eye out.
rustic mountain
I won't be ruining my Christmas with bad offense ty
modest totem
Don't watch the Broncos on Christmas. You'll shoot your eye out.
Okay that was a good one 😂😂😂
dim kettle
celest zephyr
Don't watch the Broncos on Christmas. You'll shoot your eye out.
If only their Christmas gift was Wilson retiring
Maybe then they’ll ride
dim kettle
Twitter
torn gale
LETS FUCKING GO
rocky drift
https://twitter.com/ken_rosenthal/status/1600480992682119169?s=46&t=1TSnzvr5sMq9...
That bag 
torn gale
Get ducked giants fans
dim kettle
rustic mountain
I do wonder if Toronto plans on
Oh Idk
Doing anything
At all
To fix the holes we habe
Have*
dim kettle
Shhh.. they're in hibernation rn.
rustic mountain
Atkins just sitting at Timmies all day watching everyone else get better or at least doing something like "wow wouldnt it be cool if the Blue Jays did something? Nahh. Another double double and some timbits"
dim kettle
When you're a Rays fan, you get used to seeing everyone around you get better.
rustic mountain
Ugh. Maybe Atkins' ineptitude to actually do anything at all other than trading one of our better bats away and then not doing anything to fill the hole will get him canned and we get someone who actually is willing to spend the money our president says we have
robust grotto
https://twitter.com/bwdbwdbwd/status/1600255241978380288?s=46&t=dUATFpgcvfpE5J--...
Absolutely zero surprise here. They desperately wanted to see him break the record, they broke regular season viewing records with his chase
dim kettle
Damn.
robust grotto
Twitter
dim kettle
MLB will get a real cap sooner or later.
robust grotto
NHL fans: this man making 3.2 million is a fucking menace to this team, I hate it here
( me to many, many players over the years )
dim kettle
NHLPA can't complain though. They put themselves in this situation by hiring stupid people to negotiate deals with the NHL twice in the last 18 years.
robust grotto
Without a doubt there
celest zephyr
NHL fans: this man making 3.2 million is a fucking menace to this team, I hate i...
How dare this guy make 2 mill instead of 1.89
robust grotto
How dare this guy make 2 mill instead of 1.89
OUR cap is FUCKED now. Thanks a lot * enter GM name here *
rustic mountain
https://mobile.twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1600538911637659649
Take your time and heal well Von
Hell you can retire if you wanna
dim ledge
It's ok @proud coyote we're holding out for Ohtani
rustic mountain
LMAOOO
You underestimate how much the angels are willing to waste that man's career
Unless you mean wait for his free agency
Which
I 1000% see Ohtani going to the Dodgers
dim kettle
toxic canyon
Twitter
smoky fable
Thats it I'm not watching football anymore this season 😑
Oh yeah you’re a fan of him
robust grotto
I 1000% see Ohtani going to the Dodgers
Mets 🙂
modest totem
Oh yeah you’re a fan of him
As every good Rocky Mountain girl should be! 🥺💙🧡
rustic mountain
https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1600552488972828679?s=20&t=qC_obhNv6xe6km5zi0MZ8g
Every move another team makes drives me to drink
Just sign Nimmo and this whole offseason can be a success
celest zephyr
Jays too busy drinking also
Got to drink off that loss
What a choke job
Everyone should get fired
robust grotto
That's funny
I’m cereal too 
rustic mountain
Everyone should get fired
It was awful, but there's a ton of talent on that team
I'd rather find out this year if they really are that awful
Or if it was just bad year
rustic mountain
I’m cereal too <:CarrotSmug:701664910865858580>
smoky fable
I’m cereal too <:CarrotSmug:701664910865858580>
I wish I had half of your funny wit.
robust grotto
https://tenor.com/view/bender-futurama-laugh-sarcastic-fun-gif-12163274
When you have the richest owner in all of American sports but you aren’t a allowed to have a sliver of hope to sign the best player in the sport because of the team being a meme
dim kettle
LOLMETS reign supreme!!
robust grotto
When your team owner spends 141 million on this statue but you’re not allowed to believe Ohtani can be a Met because memes
rustic mountain
I just honestly believe that Ohtani is hella gonna be a Dodger
Stays in LA, home of Hollywood, but on a much better team
dim kettle
Twitter
celest zephyr
https://twitter.com/3gerardpique/status/1600476636201517056?s=20&t=kb4ra49u0c56h...
He looked for the ONE PIECE
that’s why he left Shakira
celest zephyr
It was awful, but there's a ton of talent on that team
Bailed out by high end talent is a classic
I wouldn’t use that as a reason to keep someone
If anything not winning with talent and losing in such an utter pathetic way that’d make the leafs blush should be more of a reason to fire everyone
Blowing like an 8-2 lead is absurd
It’s like the Texans blowing a 24-0 lead
Everyone should be fired after choking that hard
rustic mountain
Good one from Brian Beleaf
rustic mountain
If anything not winning with talent and losing in such an utter pathetic way tha...
Thing is
Manoah, Vladdy, and Bo are EXTREMELY young
And the blown lead was on the bullpen
And the worst defense ever by Bo
They partially addressed bullpen with Swanson, but need more
And we need an actual shortstop and move Bo to second
I think having a blown lead like that, while awful and terrible is not a reason to nip potential
If it was then the Warriors should have blown up the whole thing when they blew a 3-1 lead
Or Brady and Belichick fired in 2007 for not finishing a perfect season
celest zephyr
I guess but probably have them on a short leash
Yeah I suppose
Making the playoffs can sometimes cover how young a team is
But please vladdy don’t say something like that again
robust grotto
I just honestly believe that Ohtani is hella gonna be a Dodger
Nah no hard feelings, I mean it makes sense in the long run anyway
robust grotto
https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/1600578023295623168?s=20&t=JjUDcTCAzGlop3QC...
Should I be somewhat happy
rustic mountain
That's kinda what I am thinking Kimmy is that the blown lead will shut up
Like Manoah and Vladdy
Running your mouth when you've done nothing at all just makes you look ridiculous
And fuels memes
celest zephyr
It’s also hard to back up
Plus makes zero sense you didn’t even make it to the big dance
Can’t be a trailer if nothing happened
dim kettle
Should I be somewhat happy
Depends how the Mets use him. Rays go through pitchers like socks after all.
dim kettle
celest zephyr
Fuck them
celest zephyr
Tree shitting on the saints was glorious
smoky fable
Tree shitting on the saints was glorious
they deserve it. complete choke job
celest zephyr
They suddenly realized they needed to tank for the eagles
rustic mountain
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/12/07/no-criminal-charges-will-be-fil...
??????????????????????????????????????
Bro either she lied or motherfucker "made it go away" and I am betting the latter
dim kettle
They're not good this year.
short flame
good good
that means they'll get a christmas gift tonight
a free win
get them back on track
dim kettle
a free win
Ha ha! You're the Sabres. You give free wins not receive.
rustic mountain
<@211605687136944128> <@420202273885519872> tell me all you know about the jacke...
They have Johnny Gaudreau and they are bad
short flame
Ha ha! You're the Sabres. You give free wins not receive. <:ShanksTroll:74371896...
we're the santa claus of hockey
but hey look cozens scored
short flame
They have Johnny Gaudreau and they are bad
worse than us?
I'm happy for that cozens quinn Peterka trio
and now tage
haughty moss
They're not good this year.
short flame
already 3-0
dim kettle
Yep, the Jackets suck lol
short flame
norris future winner
and another
columbus changed their keeper
4 shots 4 goals
dim kettle
4 goals on 6 shots. That's Jackets hockey this year.
short flame
now let's see them collapse and lose 5-4
rustic mountain
4 goals on 6 shots. That's Jackets hockey this year.
Jesus Christ
Who the hell is their goalie
rustic mountain
The one who started
dim kettle
5-0
rustic mountain
Can't wait til the Leafs play Columbus at this point
dim kettle
short flame
short flame
The Kraken are doing so well I am starting to see Morgan Geekie jerseys around
nooo
they can't be doing well
it can't be happening
short flame
dim kettle
Yeah a lot of players are showing up now in Seattle.
dim kettle
Andre Burakovsky really the most noticeable rn
rustic mountain
I disagree. They aren't the sleekest but I think they fit well with the rest of the cities teams
Damn phone
City's
haughty moss
Always got the Pens *right?*
dim kettle
A shame Yanni Gourde only has 3 goals rn. Really should be more for Seattle.
short flame
I disagree. They aren't the sleekest but I think they fit well with the rest of ...
they disrespect the city of seatle
rustic mountain
Lol Idk bout that
dim kettle
6-0
short flame
you live in seatle?
dim kettle
Hey, I'm reacting on my own. Already have a 40 sec delay as it is.
rustic mountain
you live in seatle?
Not in the city but close to
Living in the city is way too expensive
short flame
ok I'll close the discord just in case then. you do you
short flame
Living in the city is way too expensive
do you see kraken posters in the city?
rustic mountain
Ads sure
short flame
blue jackets are loosing their minds
dim kettle
Just been a nuclear winter for them so far this season.
haughty moss
6-0 we’re a joke
dim kettle
If you really want to know how bad it's been in Ohio here are the base stats so far:
27th in Goals at Full Strength
27th in Goals allowed Full Strength (That's gonna be higher after this mess)
18th on the PK
And buck naked last on the PP.
haughty moss
dim kettle
Even the Flyers look like a better choice now
short flame
if you're bad against buffalo how do you do against normal teams
dim kettle
IDK if it's the coaching or overall depth. But it looked to been coming since that 2018-19 season when they went all in and won a round which I won't talk about. 😡
dim ledge
i think its both siren tbh
short flame
they say that they're playing kids because of injuries
dim ledge
thats the thing
even if thats true
they've still been shit
so this is just a higher degree of shit
dim kettle
They were shit even before the injuries piled up.
dim ledge
easily top 5 worst clubs in the league
haughty moss
IDK if it's the coaching or overall depth. But it looked to been coming since th...
nah you can talk about it dw
dim kettle
The Jackets coming into the building thinking they had a chance:
short flame
easily top 5 worst clubs in the league
I would even say dead last
You're the worst team we've faced so far
and we're bad
dim kettle
Nah, the Ducks exist to be dead last.
short flame
I haven't seen them yet
haughty moss
you not missing much
dim kettle
That rebuild pretty much blew up in Anaheim's face.
short flame
glad I left anaheim before it was too late
dim kettle
Feels like I'm watching the Ducks from a few years ago that couldn't score or defend worth the shit.
short flame
the comentator comparing tage to jack
not even close
one gives everything for the team, the other can stay in vegas we don't need him
wait are we first in points
wow
dim kettle
Yeah, that's good. Just have to forget that you're still 24th in goals allowed at even strength.
And don't forget about that wonderful PK
rustic mountain
Gotta let others have a chance Shadow
dim kettle
It honestly does remind me of the Jameis Bucs teams. Top team in scoring and like buck naked last in pass defense. lol
short flame
our defense is bad
dim kettle
So much for the rare penalty shot, Nyquist. smh
dim kettle
Because Power was playing with a broken stick which counts for a penalty shot. It's an odd one.
short flame
wasn't the stick on the ground?
dim kettle
Yeah, like I said, it was odd.
short flame
I would like to know the rule there
celest zephyr
Lol flames
short flame
oh no clean sheet
the collapse has started
I was so excited I forgot this was buffalo
first goal this season for the kid
celest zephyr
The Sabres logo is derpy