sports

[celest zephyr]

wish the 49ers waited a year and got him

didn't need to go for lance that year

danny dimes has been legit this season

not a franchaise caliber guy but he's gutted it out so far

ton of respect for him

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/KellyHinesTW/status/1579529193515544576?s=20&t=pDfpr8P1fDiK6t245H7Opw

Kelly Hines (@KellyHinesTW)

Bit of a bombshell today from Mike Gundy: He interviewed three times for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers job after the 2011 season before deciding the NFL wasn’t for him.

Twitter · Oct 10, 2022, 5:48 PM

Umm what?

[celest zephyr]

What

[hasty basin]

What in the world bruh

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/MikeDugar/status/1579511486338461696

Dugar, Michael-Shawn (@MikeDugar)

Rashaad Penny has a broken fibula and his season is over, Pete Carroll says on @SeattleSports

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Twitter · Oct 10, 2022, 4:37 PM

Nooooooo

[short flame]

He’s still playing

[hasty basin]

He scored lol

[short flame]

How

[hasty basin]

Idk

Nottingham forrest vs Villa

Forrest have a dodgy defence

[short flame]

He’s playing for Forrest ?

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/1579570354095149056

[torn gale]

Renowned Top tier quarterback Daniel Jones

[dim kettle]

“You know, the culture is actually damn good.”

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/danfetes/status/1579563863682732032?s=20&t=6CiqhDABbi7uIJgb-KFCiQ

Dan Fetes (@danfetes)

A source has confirmed to me that the Bills have reached out to the Panthers about running back Christian McCaffrey.

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Twitter · Oct 10, 2022, 8:05 PM

[rustic ore]

Panthers for the good of the league don’t you dare

[torn gale]

Do it panthers

I want to see this bills superteam

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-not-fair-kyle-broflovski-south-park-season4ep16-s4e16-gif-21527295

Collusion if it happens. The league is trying to make me lose my bet with Shadow

This is how the rest of the league felt when New England was good eh

[smoky fable]

Nah do it

Create a super team

[smoky fable]

oh shoot, you made a bet with Shadow on the Bills.

[rustic mountain]

I hope Bill inquires about Burns. I'd love him with Judon

[smoky fable]

Nah I hope that doesn't happen

[rustic mountain]

If the Bills win the super bowl I have to get a Josh Allen jersey

[smoky fable]

damn

[rustic mountain]

[smoky fable]

Better root for KC to knock them off then

[rustic mountain]

I am rooting for everyonr

[smoky fable]

I would have made that bet with Shadow actually

[rustic mountain]

Everyone

[smoky fable]

I would have said the Chiefs win

I don't trust anyone in the NFC. Eagles and Bucaneers are a tier below the AFC contenders

The rest are just there

[rustic mountain]

It's Baltimore, KC, and Buffalo

Those are the teams in my mind that can win it

Baltimore messed up a couple times but I think they are only gonna get better

[smoky fable]

I'm still mixed on Baltimore. Think they're slightly below those two

[rustic mountain]

I think it's just early season shit. They are behind kc and buffalo rn but I think it gets fixed

I don't see Baltimore with like gaping flaws that can't ever be fixed. Their defense isn't amazing, but it's getting more reps together, geling a bit more

They almost beat Miami at its peak and Buffalo. They let shit slip away but I think those loses make them be more careful later on

[smoky fable]

Still think KC is very fortunate with its health though. Think the Chargers got utterly wrecked cause of it.

https://vxtwitter.com/bojackpick/status/1579252944741928961

Also this was insane

[dim kettle]

[smoky fable]

I'd make a bet with you that KC wins instead of Buffalo against Tampa Bay.

Even though I think Buffalo is probably due at this point.

[dim kettle]

Nope. only one bet at a time for me

[smoky fable]

damn

alright

[dim kettle]

Sab will be wearing his Allen jersey and Bills hat on SB Sunday.

Cmon CMC. Come to Allen

[smoky fable]

I really hope that doesn't happen

[torn gale]

CMC coming to Buffalo hurts my fantasy team so now that I think about it I’d rather he stay away

[dim ledge]

https://twitter.com/LeoLuna93/status/1579576497320636418?s=20&t=0LKMg1iZh-k0bQA7IqqJjA

Leo Luna (@LeoLuna93)

Is Christian McCaffrey available for trade?

If moved, his new team would carry a $12m cap hit in 2023 & 2024 as Carolina is responsible for the $7.5m each year (signing bonus & restructure).

If I am Kyle Shanahan only a $12m cap hit might be intriguing.

Twitter · Oct 10, 2022, 8:55 PM

may as well place him on the highway in a potato sack and ask him to jump across

[smoky fable]

I wouldn’t be surprised if they dealt him.

[simple seal]

People talk about farmers leagues, well, dont think anyone can beat the American League at that from 1947 to 1964

15 pennants in 18 years, I would fucking die if I had to live through that lmao

[smoky fable]

Well good thing none of us were alive then

[dim ledge]

Yeah not to us tho lad

[smoky fable]

I’m glad that’s the case

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/sports-sportsmanias-animated-emojis-nfl-nflpa-gif-20253054

[coral rose]

https://twitter.com/ralphvacchiano/status/1579550845615865856?s=46&t=hIhYWaX9vzGn2AXo4xmEHg

Ralph Vacchiano (@RalphVacchiano)

Ron Rivera was asked why the other three teams in the NFC East are better than the Washington Commanders right now.

His answer: "Quarterback."

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Twitter · Oct 10, 2022, 7:14 PM

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1579624018063536129?s=46&t=_GrCdVo0XOSQh5UGs_VjJg

Field Yates (@FieldYates)

The Bears are debuting their orange alternate helmets this Thursday night against the Commanders.

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Twitter · Oct 11, 2022, 12:04 AM

[coral rose]

https://tenor.com/view/boooooo-this-guy-stinks-serious-spongebob-squarepants-gif-11981386

[smoky fable]

The game is going to look that ugly huh

[haughty moss]

yeah 🤢

[coral rose]

Davante Adams TD

7-0 Raiders

[coral rose]

Josh Jacobs TD

14-0 Raiders

[honest umbra]

and with that jacobs td

i win this week

[rustic mountain]

How in God's name do people get paid money to design these alts and they are always worse than what some rando fan comes up with

Holy shit Jacobs gashing and pounding KC

Dude was LOOKING to hit someone

[smoky fable]

Yep

[rustic mountain]

Game is early on

But this is why you play the games. Paper tigers are all over the league

Even the mighty Bills are beatable

[smoky fable]

They’re the favorites though

[rustic mountain]

Oh for sure

But favorites doesn't mean much

At least not imo

[versed forge]

God josh jacobs is screwing us over

[coral rose]

Darren Waller injured

[versed forge]

Unfortunate

[dim kettle]

Another week of WTF is roughing the passer?

https://fxtwitter.com/nfl_memes/status/1579647417192173568?s=46&t=MUNfQJEAFP1717PSLzkoog

[versed forge]

That call is bullshit

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1579647935339728896?s=20&t=jGere4oX5GuYEO78mnVMag

Unmistakable Latin Flavor (@UrinatingTree)

HOW TO PROPERLY SACK THE QUARTERBACK IN THE NFL:

• Hug the QB
• Give him an Oreo cookie
• Pull out a king-sized bed
• Gently lie him down
• Happy ending*
• Read him a bedtime story
• Shut out the lights in the stadium

*Unsatisfactory performance will result in an RTP penalty

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Twitter · Oct 11, 2022, 1:39 AM

[rustic mountain]

Dude

[smoky fable]

That was loud as hell

They just booed the hell out of em

[rustic mountain]

I would be pissed as hell

I am surprised that motherfuckers didn't throw shot

Shit

[versed forge]

What a terrible call

Those refs suck

[rustic mountain]

My question is how is it roughing the passer?? Did they really say "oh that was a pass"

Or does it not matter at all

[dim ledge]

I uh

Can someone explain to me what the situation is?

[smoky fable]

It was a terrible call

Did not matter at all

Refs screwed up

[dim kettle]

The NFL should be doing what I suggested and and actually review for unnecessary roughness instead of having one ass clown throw a flag and just go with it.

[rustic mountain]

I would love to see their explanation

[smoky fable]

It’s going to be weak

The one with Boger wasn’t it

[dim kettle]

I don't understand the NFL chicken shit attitude towards refs. Yes, they have an union, but so does the players. Why do players have to speak for their actions but refs don't?

[proud coyote]

I don’t mean to rule lawyer but

that’s definitely RTP by the current rules

@silent willow 1. This is the sports channel
2. If you meant to post that in #memes, do so with a spoiler tag and a designation

But yeah it’s a stupid penalty but they call that

[dim kettle]

Doesn't excuse the fact the rule is inconsistently enforced.

[proud coyote]

When tackling a passer who is in a defenseless posture (e.g., during or just after throwing a pass), a defensive player must not unnecessarily or violently throw him down or land on top of him with all or most of the defender’s weight. Instead, the defensive player must strive to wrap up the passer with the defensive player’s arms and not land on the passer with all or most of his body weight.

https://operations.nfl.com/the-rules/nfl-video-rulebook/roughing-the-passer/

It certainly is but

I don’t like chiefs fans so I’m going to point this out

[dim kettle]

And the NFL will continue pretending that this prevents concussions or some shit like that.

At the end of the day, if they're gonna enforce stupid shit like this, they should have it like CFB does with targeting.

https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1579649283782979584?s=20&t=YHfAFzwmumqHXb1v7DoCrQ

Unmistakable Latin Flavor (@UrinatingTree)

I get the NFL is completely overreacting to the Tua situation (which was their own goddamn fault, btw), but if the only way to make a tackle in this league is to simply hug them until the ref calls the play dead, then just have everyone play without pads.

It's becoming pathetic.

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Twitter · Oct 11, 2022, 1:45 AM

[smoky fable]

This rule sucks

And it’s going to suck more when they call more penalties like this and take plays away from the defense

[dim kettle]

It's a stupid rule and inconsistently enforced.

[versed forge]

[proud coyote]

It feels like most rules are inconsistently enforced honestly

The worst offender is offensive holding imo

[smoky fable]

PI is up there

[smoky fable]

It’s the super bowl loss

[dim kettle]

A lot of the rules are too vague and refs are relying too much on judgement calls.

[smoky fable]

They still mess up rulings of a catch as well

[versed forge]

Ohh makes sense

[dim kettle]

I bet 98% of these officials don't have a clue what to call or not because every person's judgment is different. And it's not gonna change.

[smoky fable]

Yeah this is a game where the chiefs come back to win

Yeah the chiefs are going to win this

They’re pissed off

[smoky fable]

That official sounds scared to call anything on the chiefs now

Make up calls coming big time

[dim kettle]

The NFL is just begging for another bottlegate one day with these rules.

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/JoeGoodberry/status/1579657452743987200

[versed forge]

I love kelce

[honest umbra]

He loves you too

[versed forge]

Lets gooo

[smoky fable]

These Chiefs man

[modest totem]

I'm a little late in saying this... but there's some bull shit calls in this game.

No fucking way

[smoky fable]

horrible penalty

[modest totem]

Thats such bull shit

[smoky fable]

HOW DO YOU HOLD ON A FIELD GOLD ATTEMPT

on the defense

[dim kettle]

This is your product, NFL.

[smoky fable]

well in any case

Get another touchdown Kelce

come on

[modest totem]

Not that it matters but did they say the kick was good?

Bc it didn't look in to me.

Not that it matters but still

[dim kettle]

Refball. Let’s ride!

[smoky fable]

KELCE AGAIN

OH MY GOD

haahaha

[dawn tapir]

travis kelce is something else

[modest totem]

They shouldn't have had this touchdown. So I'm not even happy for them lol

[smoky fable]

@rustic ore

You lucky man

[coral rose]

Chiefs win

[smoky fable]

Also, you played against Buc and had no Waller..... Damn. @proud coyote

That was rough

[modest totem]

I don't like either if these teams bc Denver has a rivalry with both. But Jesus the Raiders got screwed

[versed forge]

Kelce 4 TD

Kelce my 🐐

[dim kettle]

You'd think defenses would try to cover Kelce.

[rustic mountain]

The Chiefs got screwed on a "roughing the passer" call

Works out

[smoky fable]

only a touchdown game

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/royals_jun-kansas-city-chiefs-travis-kelce-wink-valentines-day-gif-24908907

[coral rose]

People playing against Travis Kelce in fantasy rn:

[rustic mountain]

It is only a td game but like

Who has faith in Derek Carr

[coral rose]

It’s the Raiders, they won’t do shit

[rocky drift]

i have kelce on my fantasy team. and im still down by 25 points lol

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1579666588390694912

[modest totem]

I'll be honest, I didn't think he was going to do this well in the first place 😂 so who knows!

[smoky fable]

can relate

[dim kettle]

Will go from being clutch to forcing the ball into double coverage in the endzone.

[smoky fable]

yeah it looks like

[rustic mountain]

Exactly

[coral rose]

You have quite possibly the worst football team in the history of the United States of America

[rustic mountain]

Carr could throw 350 with 4tds

And still lose the game by throwing a pick six

[rocky drift]

yeah bad week i started:
QB: Herbert
RB: Derrick Henry
RB: Nyheim hines (left after 1 play)
WR: Tyreek Hill
WR: Sun God
WR: Drake London
TE: Kelce
Flex: JK Dobbins
Def: Dolphins (I thought the jets suck)
K: McManus

[dim kettle]

Carr is a good QB. But just like Stafford, he can be a fucking idiot with the ball.

[rustic mountain]

Yep

Say what you want about this game

Josh Jacobs showed either the chiefs weakness to a good back

Or Josh Jacobs is that good

[modest totem]

This announcer 😂 "he's not great at catching the ball, but if you get it in his hands and give him some space he can show his moves"... so basically the bare fucking minimum with no difficulty. Nice

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/TonyCMKE/status/1579665836620804097

[smoky fable]

I think Jacobs is good

[rustic mountain]

Yeah that is holding

That's a good call

You cant hold a blocker to let another player shoot up the opening

[rocky drift]

this gave me 103.12 points in 0.5 ppr

opponent has 128.48 points

[coral rose]

DAVANTE ADAMS

[modest totem]

Holy fuck!!!!

[coral rose]

GOAT

[proud coyote]

what the hell LOL he has four tds?

[modest totem]

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!!

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/JimmyTraina/status/1579599146126028806?s=20&t=RrTxP1aHcl0rCbC_yk3FIw

Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina)

Tom Brady on his SiriusXM radio show tonight on the roughing the passer from Sunday: “Like I said, I don’t throw the flags, I just throw tablets.”

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Twitter · Oct 10, 2022, 10:25 PM

[smoky fable]

yeah

And Adams has two touchdowns for over 100 yards

[versed forge]

Wow

[smoky fable]

on 3 catches

holy shit

[coral rose]

Why are you going for two

[rustic mountain]

Adams is such a good wideout dude

To win the game

[modest totem]

They wont

[versed forge]

What a pass

[coral rose]

No fucking shot bro

[smoky fable]

That is funny

[rustic mountain]

I mean I like it

[modest totem]

You dumb asses

[rustic mountain]

He didnt get it but I still like it

Take a shot at it

[dim kettle]

High end talent helping Carr disguise his decision to throw into double coverage again.

[modest totem]

Nope

[coral rose]

That’s good

[modest totem]

Short

[proud coyote]

intense situation in one of my leagues, I'm on the left with Kelce and Carlson playing, that's Jacobs on the right

[coral rose]

He got it

[smoky fable]

they said it's short?

[proud coyote]

it's short

[coral rose]

He’s not tho

[rustic mountain]

I don't like run plays for 2pt conversions myself

[modest totem]

Omg this is so close!!!

[rustic mountain]

But like the idea of going for it

[coral rose]

Should have kicked the extra point

[smoky fable]

Would rather have kicked the XP

[versed forge]

He didn’t get it lol

[modest totem]

Thats was stupid they should've gone into overtime

[smoky fable]

defense still has to make the stop either way

[coral rose]

Josh McDaniels once again proving he’s the stupidest man alive

[smoky fable]

nah there was still too much time

[rustic mountain]

They do but Idk I dig the aggro take

I personally am not gonna fault them for that

[modest totem]

There was no way they were getting that 2 point conversion

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1579668828820119553

[rocky drift]

kelce gonna get you another TD

[rustic mountain]

Especially being 1-3 in KC

[dim kettle]

Yeah, I only get reminded of the Bucs game against the Pack with that delay of game call that "supposedly" cost the Bucs the game. They were going draw play down the middle in shotgun position. Like hell it was gonna work.

[rustic mountain]

Exactly

You go for 2, be creative at the very least

Apparently Analytics said go for 2

[dim kettle]

I wish I could just throw analytics in the trash.

[proud coyote]

please

[rustic mountain]

I am not saying they are be all end all but idk I still think it was a good plan

[proud coyote]

if they had just kicked the XP

I'd be winning my fantasy league lol

[rustic mountain]

Just bad execution

[modest totem]

Wow idk why and I can't believe I'm about to say this but I think I want the Raiders to win who am i?

[proud coyote]

I hate the chiefs more than a lot of things

[smoky fable]

A depressed Broncos fan

[proud coyote]

one of those things is not the raiders

[rustic mountain]

I can understand that Juba

[proud coyote]

I'm rooting for a chasm to open up in the middle of the field

[modest totem]

I hate them both

[dim kettle]

Between the Ravens and Chargers. Analytics just sounds like a nerdy way of excusing terrible decisions by numbers.

[smoky fable]

asking for a miracle at this point

[rustic mountain]

I don't think they are terrible choices. Well this one wasnt

It was the wrong play

It was a run up the gut

That was dumb

[smoky fable]

They're really going to salt the clock away aren't they

[rustic mountain]

Possibly

They are a good offense

[versed forge]

Lets goo

[versed forge]

[dim kettle]

Analytics can a benefit for schemes and player management. But going for it on 4th down randomly or going for 2 when you really don't need to just because a computer says it beneficial doesn't consider the human nature of the situation

[smoky fable]

big 3rd down coming up

And he's using his timeouts here

[rustic mountain]

I mean I agree in most aspects Shadow

[smoky fable]

If they get it

It's over

[rustic mountain]

This particular instance I agree with going for it and being aggressive

[smoky fable]

They stopped them

[rustic mountain]

And the Raiders stop the chiefs

[smoky fable]

Wow

They got a shot

Let's see if they drive down to field goal range and win this

unless reid wants to be ballsy and go for it

[rustic mountain]

Punted

[versed forge]

Nooo

[smoky fable]

now KC should be aware of the clock

can't give up too much time

Especially with their backup kicker

[rustic mountain]

Someone has a sign in the stands that says "Derek Carr the Comeback Guy"

In what

Universe

[smoky fable]

And Wright has missed kicks

[modest totem]

https://tenor.com/view/willy-wonka-suspense-terrible-i-hope-it-will-last-hat-gif-17247239

[rustic mountain]

Even if he wins dude rarely comes back

[dim kettle]

He used to be the comeback guy. Then he broke his leg.

[rustic mountain]

Jacobs really has beaten up this chiefs team

[smoky fable]

2 minute warning

Watch Carlson miss a kick if he gets there

I don't think it'll be a jinx

[rustic mountain]

Carlson is a really good kicker

Have faith in him myself

[dim kettle]

If he misses the Raiders deserve it for trying to be aggressive.

[modest totem]

I am so ready for the next 2 minutes to unfold

[smoky fable]

if it's a long kick

[rustic mountain]

He isn't Justin Tucker hut who the hell is

[smoky fable]

I'm holding my breath

[proud coyote]

please be a long kick

[rustic mountain]

But*

[smoky fable]

Oh, that's right. You have stakes on this.

That is funny

[rustic mountain]

I hope the Raiders win this game out of sheer respect of the aggressiveness

[modest totem]

Keep us updated bc I'm legit intrigued

[smoky fable]

if you lose cause of that kick

[rustic mountain]

Then you laid it out on the line versus the top of your division in a hostile environment and believed in your team

[modest totem]

Ooof

[dim kettle]

I'll always side with playing smart then aggressive in most cases. Because you can get into situations like this
https://youtu.be/I7wY2dHdzSw

[rustic mountain]

Yep

That happened

But Bill would do it again

[modest totem]

Good for a first down

[rustic mountain]

And sometimes being aggressive is smart

[smoky fable]

Jones should be pissed

That was a hold

refs missed it

[rustic mountain]

I prefer the term conservative to smart here

[modest totem]

3rd down with 51 seconds I got chills

[smoky fable]

no time outs

[dim kettle]

I see smart as not aggressive nor conservative. Because to be conservative you have to let go of the gas pedal.

[smoky fable]

chiefs keep them in bounds

no fumbles

no turnovers

[rustic mountain]

Smart is balancing then. Which I think being more aggressive at times is smart

Adams is so damned good I swear

[modest totem]

Thats in

[smoky fable]

Adams

holy shit

[modest totem]

That was definitely in

[smoky fable]

yeah it was

[modest totem]

That was down

[smoky fable]

oh no

he bobbled it

that's not a catch

damn

[modest totem]

I swear

[rustic mountain]

I've seen worse called a catch

[smoky fable]

with these refs

I have no idea what they'll do

[modest totem]

Fair

[dim kettle]

If the Raiders win this. It's gonna be in the same boat the Chargers were in. Just got fortunate despite being too reckless.

[rustic mountain]

These have been some real bad ones

I don't think it was reckless but that's my two cents

[smoky fable]

of course there is going to be a what is a catch argument in this game too

missed holds

Roughing the passer

just haven't had a PI

[modest totem]

No fucking way

Wowwwwwwwww

[smoky fable]

no catch

[modest totem]

Should've seen that coming

[smoky fable]

he bobbled it

4th down

[dim kettle]

It's reckless in the sense that they took a big risk and failed. If they got it we'd be having a different story here because that's just how this game works.

[modest totem]

No flags

[coral rose]

Bullshit

[rustic mountain]

No flags? Hmm. Seems fitting

[smoky fable]

game over

[coral rose]

That was interference

[smoky fable]

Juba wins

[proud coyote]

no

[smoky fable]

wait

[rustic mountain]

Oh

[smoky fable]

damn

[rustic mountain]

They hit each other

Lmao

[modest totem]

What the hell

[smoky fable]

tough loss then

[versed forge]

WE WONN

WOOOO

[coral rose]

Somehow the Chiefs will still be number 1 on ESPN’s power ranking

[restive vector]

Chiefs

[dim kettle]

They ran into each other lol

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/kansas-city-chiefs-royals_jun-andy-reid-how-bout-those-chiefs-baby-gif-24513622

[rustic mountain]

One step closer toncoming backnto New England Josh

[versed forge]

LETS GOOOOO

[haughty moss]

what were they doin??

[coral rose]

Almost lost to the Raiders

[smoky fable]

how do you have your receivers collide with each other

[haughty moss]

[smoky fable]

Adams is pissed

[rustic mountain]

It wasnt even like

[smoky fable]

slammed the helmet

[rustic mountain]

Their worst wide outs

[versed forge]

A win is a win

[modest totem]

Dumb asses

[dim kettle]

Reminds me of those 2 Falcons DBs that ran into each that allowed Evans to almost score a TD yesterday.

[coral rose]

No

[rustic mountain]

Literally their top two wide ours

Outs

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/chemistry-harris-griffin-nets-collision-gif-23621581

[modest totem]

They had so many chances to come out on top

[coral rose]

I’m just mad because ESPN will still put the Chiefs No. 1 on power rankings

[smoky fable]

That gamble did not pay off

Lose by 1

[rustic mountain]

You mean Buffalo

[stiff coyote]

L raiders

[rustic mountain]

Buffalo will be number 1

[rustic mountain]

And who cares about power rankings lol

[versed forge]

Ugly win but im happy

Woo

[dawn tapir]

refs decided that game lol

[coral rose]

ESPN likes to coddle the Chiefs tho

[rustic mountain]

So?

[modest totem]

On the plus side Patty Mahomes is sounding a little less like Kurmit the frog

[coral rose]

I just hate the Chiefs because of Jackson Mahomes

[modest totem]

It was an ugly game lol

[stiff coyote]

game was entertaining thou

[rustic mountain]

College football is the only place rankings like that matter

[versed forge]

Tbh yeah lol

[haughty moss]

Broncos next week

[smoky fable]

Bills Chiefs game next week

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/im-out-of-here-gif-24981088

[versed forge]

Kelce 4 TD you love to see it

[smoky fable]

Eagles Cowboys

[coral rose]

Jackson Mahomes has single-handedly made me root against the Chiefs

[smoky fable]

what a slate

[dim kettle]

I will say. At least McDaniels gamble wasn't a Brandon Staley or John Harbaugh gamble. Those 2 make a mockery of the word Analytics

[versed forge]

Hopefully we get butker

[coral rose]

Cowboys winning

[stiff coyote]

Kelce and Jacob's 30 for my fantasy team hehe

[loud forum]

25 yards and 4 touchdowns is wild

[haughty moss]

What rule will the bills hate next week against the chiefs this time

[loud forum]

PAIN

[haughty moss]

damn

[modest totem]

Don't remind me

[coral rose]

Ratio + Jackson Mahomes is the most annoying human being alive today

[rustic mountain]

Zach Wilson?

Damn dude

Shoulda had the Zappster

[dim kettle]

That they can't wear their blue jerseys at Arrowhead.

[loud forum]

We were in the middle of kelce vs Adams to decide the game

[haughty moss]

This doesn’t work on me lol

[rustic mountain]

Shit

That sucks

[modest totem]

Damn!

[loud forum]

Fucking helaire man

It is what it is

[coral rose]

Bring the Atlanta Thrashers back

Please

[haughty moss]

Goddell/NFL fans next monday: both teams should wear blue imo

[modest totem]

Lol Josh Allen got more points than Travis Kelce 😂

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/brgridiron/status/1579675115742146561

B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron)

The Raiders 4th and 1 play call 🥴

Twitter · Oct 11, 2022, 3:27 AM

[dim kettle]

All those 188 yards.

[loud forum]

As he should

[dim kettle]

The Raiders since 2003:

[modest totem]

Remember that time I was gunna draft Josh Allen and someone else beat me to it? still upset

[haughty moss]

oof didn’t show

Broncos that bad video failed

[modest totem]

😑

[dim kettle]

Just like the Broncos offense most weeks,

[haughty moss]

[modest totem]

[loud forum]

@modest totem other league I washed hehe

[modest totem]

How does it always come to this!? Denver didn't even play today!?!

[dim ledge]

very sad

but i must admit im a bit surprised

[modest totem]

Goddamn!!!!

[dim kettle]

Not like you could tell when they do play. Never show up.

[dim ledge]

Eriksen carries on despite literally collapsing and theres nothing they can do for a 24 year old?

[rustic mountain]

AND 1 TD lol

[dim ledge]

different situations im sure but

[dim kettle]

And 1 INT

[rustic mountain]

Tbf

[coral rose]

Josh McDaniels shouldn’t have a job

[rustic mountain]

That was 1000% on Nelson

That dude is a scrub

[coral rose]

How did McDaniels even become a prominent coaching candidate

[rustic mountain]

Tom. Brady.

[dim kettle]

Because he managed an offense that had a bunch of bums that Bill calls the Patriot way.

[rustic mountain]

And Tom Brady

[coral rose]

Worst coach since Hue Jackson

[dawn tapir]

including the fired mid season matt rhule?

[smoky fable]

oh davante just shoved a cameraman when leaving

that's going to cost him

[rustic mountain]

Adams pissy that playing with his old friend sucks

[haughty moss]

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/RealNBAExpert/status/1579677557494263808

[coral rose]

Yes

[rustic mountain]

Nah fuck Adams

[haughty moss]

😭😭😭

[rustic mountain]

That's not cool

[modest totem]

[dim kettle]

Adam Gase, Urban Meyer, Nathaniel Hackett. I can name a lot worse since Hue Jackson.

[rustic mountain]

Dude didn't do anything wrong

[coral rose]

Urban Meyer is one of the coaches of all time

[dim kettle]

In college.

[smoky fable]

yeah he's going to pay for it

[smoky fable]

Matt Rhule

[modest totem]

He's definitely one of them

[smoky fable]

Jim Tomsula

Chip Kelly

Marc Trestman

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/adamcole-keithlee-gif-21056281

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/sportingnews/status/1579677480172285953

better quality

[dim kettle]

That was such a BEARS FOOTBALL!! hire. Bruce Arians was there and the Bears rejected him because the Bears didn't want to let some of the coaching staff go.

[dawn tapir]

freddie kitchens as well lol

[rustic mountain]

Dude was just working. Bruh.

[smoky fable]

Steve Wilks

[coral rose]

Josh Lambo

[versed forge]

L

[coral rose]

What Meyer did to him was shitty

[coral rose]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gusfring-gif-24463299

[rustic mountain]

Douchebag

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-neutron-cope-jimmy-neutron-cope-cope-lol-cope-and-seethe-gif-25698067

[dawn tapir]

adams def getting a fine for that shove

[versed forge]

For sure getting a fine for that

[rustic mountain]

Might get more than that

Not suspension

But idk

[dim kettle]

Definitely a sign for worse things to come.

[rustic mountain]

Shit was messed up

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1579674996225769472?s=20&t=RrTxP1aHcl0rCbC_yk3FIw

Unmistakable Latin Flavor (@UrinatingTree)

This game was such bullshit.

One shit penalty doesnt mean you keep calling shit penalties to try and make it up.

The real winner here was Vegas. The casinos made out big since the Chiefs failed to cover.

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Twitter · Oct 11, 2022, 3:27 AM

[haughty moss]

now that game is over…3 more days till commanders/bears

https://tenor.com/view/tumbleweed-the-simpsons-homer-marge-patty-gif-15811136

[dim kettle]

The only thing interesting about that game is seeing the Bears look like pumpkins out there.

[haughty moss]

[smoky fable]

I'm not watching it

[haughty moss]

we bout to get another OT 12-9 classic

[dim kettle]

Even that score is too generous

[haughty moss]

Coach threw Wentz under the bus so he might throw 1 pick instead of 2

[dawn tapir]

in theory the commanders have a way better offense than the bears but wentz will find a way to lose.

[dim kettle]

Between Luke "The Cowardly Lion" Getsy only giving Fields 16 throw attempts at max and Wentz being Wentz. Oh boy.

[dawn tapir]

like the bears wishes it had the receivers that washington has but washington's defense is also bad not to mention wentz himself.

[dim kettle]

Remember when Washington's defense was called elite?

I still remember when Chase wanted Brady and Brady humbled his ass.

Good times.

[rustic mountain]

Chase ran his mouth a lot for someone who has seen I think 2 games

[haughty moss]

[dawn tapir]

and chase hasn't been the same since.

brady stole his youth

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/pgsween/status/1579679719607660545?s=46&t=sromrASBAk1clQzZQ4j2Jg

Pete Sweeney (@pgsween)

Chiefs DT Turk Wharton tore his ACL

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Twitter · Oct 11, 2022, 3:46 AM

https://twitter.com/pgutierrezespn/status/1579680093051703296?s=46&t=sromrASBAk1clQzZQ4j2Jg

Paul Gutierrez (@PGutierrezESPN)

#Raders WR @tae15adams apologizes to man he pushed after game.

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843

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183

Twitter · Oct 11, 2022, 3:47 AM

[coral rose]

Is it fair to label Chase a bust yet?

[dawn tapir]

not yet i'll wait until next year or later this year if he improves. if he doesn't improve by next season then he'll get picked up by another team and might actually do better somewhere else lol

[honest umbra]

Jamarr Chase?

[smoky fable]

Chase young

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1579683344388067328

NFL (@NFL)

Right back at it on Thursday night. 👀

WASvsCHI -- 8:15pm ET on Prime Video
Also available on NFL+ https://t.co/fK7vaWjfxI

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Twitter · Oct 11, 2022, 4:00 AM

Expressions sum up how I view this game

https://twitter.com/tashanreed/status/1579690004686995457

Tashan Reed (@tashanreed)

The pool report on the roughing the passer call:

Twitter · Oct 11, 2022, 4:27 AM

https://twitter.com/tae15adams/status/1579687398686228480

Davante Adams (@tae15adams)

Sorry to the guy I pushed over after the game. Obviously very frustrated at the way the game ended and when he ran infront of me as I exited that was my reaction and I felt horrible immediately. Thats not me..MY APOLOGIES man hope you see this.

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Twitter · Oct 11, 2022, 4:16 AM

https://vxtwitter.com/SInow/status/1579683592070135808

[burnt star]

This is the first time

That I'm seeing a sports channel in any server

🙌🏻

[celest zephyr]

Yeah sports channel

Only channel here

[short spindle]

Mbappe wants to leave lmao

Campos too

[robust grotto]

Hey

Happy hockey day to hockey peeps in here

May all our teams fail ❤️🤝

[versed forge]

Dang blackhawks first game is against the Avs

Lets goo easy dub

[coral rose]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1579843655724302337?s=46&t=OIgRbZJXndHYGC8tAXxunw

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Kylian Mbappé, not happy with Paris Saint-Germain as current situation is really tense. He wants to leave the club, as soon as possible. 🚨🔴🔵 #Mbappé

Paris Saint-Germain feel he’s really putting pressure on the club — they have no intention to sell Mbappé in January.

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Twitter · Oct 11, 2022, 2:37 PM

[robust grotto]

Eaaaaasy W dude

[dim ledge]

Poverty franchise

I'm unironically pissed

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/united_stalker/status/1579252037308493824?s=46&t=D1JdwarDBxZxc2iWNlRofg

UnitedStalker (@united_stalker)

If Henderson has genuinely made racist comment to Gabriel, it’s disgusting and Haaland should be banned indefinitely.

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Twitter · Oct 9, 2022, 11:26 PM

Should be fair

[dim ledge]

Ban em both

Fabinho-Thiago pivot with Milner off the bench

[short flame]

drop fabinho and start milner

even better

[celest zephyr]

Hockey let’s go

Finally season started

[hasty basin]

[short flame]

thursday game vs the senators

this year is our year

[celest zephyr]

Hey you sound like your neighbors across the border

That’ll be a good test to see where both teams are at the start of the year

Predators already best team in hockey

[short flame]

not better than buffalo

[short flame]

toronto? don't do that to us

[hidden rampart]

Hope the eagles win on Sunday

I want to see 6-0 and not 5-1

[smoky fable]

Would also suck to see the Cowboy’s fans gloating after the win

[hidden rampart]

Honestly

Actually

Yea

I want the cowboys to lose

[torn gale]

As a giants fan I need the eagles and cowboys to tie

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/pittsburgh-penguins-lets-go-pens-pens-win-nhl-trending-gif-16324672

[robust grotto]

LETS GOOOO

Calgary making this their thirds.. that new sleeve flame pattern is dope

[dim ledge]

Sick

Love it

[dim ledge]

worst thing they can do FYI

fabinho is our best midfielder

[hasty basin]

Yes

Maccabi Haifa is winning

Wow

Injury?

[short flame]

but you can't drop milner or thiago

play a midfield 3

[dim ledge]

no lol

we should switch to a 4231

i'd rather thiago and fabinho

[hasty basin]

Oh

Wasn't Rodri's goal

Disallowed cos of Mahrez as wel

[dim ledge]

lol wtf is all that

[short flame]

who at #10?

[hasty basin]

What in the world is going on

So much VAR

[dim ledge]

Jota or Bobby imo

Jota has actually been pretty brilliant in the role and I think we all know Bobby can play it

[hasty basin]

City red card

Oh nah

[dim ledge]

then we have the likes of Carvalho off the bench as well

[short flame]

he could but better as a striker

[solid dagger]

Man we suck ass so bad lmfao

[short flame]

maybe a 424

[solid dagger]

Can we sack Allegri already

[short flame]

nope he can remain there

[hasty basin]

Bruh if City

Won't keep a CS now

[short flame]

you also need a backup for left wing now that diaz is out

[solid dagger]

They'll just win 8-1 lmao

[dim ledge]

that'll either be Jota or Carvalho yeah

at LW

[hasty basin]

Brrrreh

[dim ledge]

Trent out for like, 2-3 weeks I think, so possibly we will see the first of Calvin Ramsay soon which is sorta exciting

[hasty basin]

I have Joao Cancelo captained

He got 4 assists so far

In UCL

And I think 1 cleansheet

And he has a lot of ball recoveries as well

Mahrez off

For Dias

Mahrez this game: Denied Rodri's goal, missed a penalty, subbed off at 33th min

[dim ledge]

Time for Pep to "motivate" him by benching him until a starter is injured

[hasty basin]

I think City fans hate him

Lol

[dim ledge]

Pep? Or Riyad

[hasty basin]

Riyad

[dim ledge]

I'd be a bit surprised tbh but highly unfortunate if they do

[hasty basin]

I have

[dim ledge]

I rate him and like him and feel he's been rather shafted by Pep for half his city career

[hasty basin]

City friends and they do

Lol

[dim ledge]

thats not really saying much lol

[hasty basin]

I mean maybe he's loved but

Never seen anything like that

From my personal experience

[dim ledge]

City don't love anyone except their highest stars

KDB

Aguero during his time

Erling now

[hasty basin]

I looked at their fans' earlier interviews

They like Kinkladze

Well the whole reason for me to look up the interviews and stuff was

Cos of Kinkladze but yeah

Some people even said he's the best player City had but I think that's just wrong

[dim ledge]

Yeah idk thats tough

Even though i dislike him as a player i'd have to say its Sergio

[hasty basin]

Maccabi Haifa 2-0

[hasty basin]

I think so as well

But if Haaland continues this

[solid dagger]

2-0

I've always defended with my life Allegri and Szczesny but I can't anymore

They just need to go

Szczesny and half the team

[robust grotto]

V good

[dim ledge]

yeah easily unfortunately

[hasty basin]

Pep sub on Haaland 🙏

[short flame]

I forgot there was champions today

juve are losing 2-0 what is happening, allegri is clueless

[celest zephyr]

Lol yeah

[short flame]

we

we're better than that

[hasty basin]

Whyyyy are there

So many injuries

In Bayern

[broken ledge]

Milan vs Chelsea

[hasty basin]

Everyone I have in fantasy gets injured bruh

What are they doing in Munich

[broken ledge]

I still haven’t payed fantasy UCL

[honest umbra]

why not?

[hasty basin]

First Kimmich now Neuer and Davies bruh

[honest umbra]

everything good?

[celest zephyr]

So sabres going to second round then huh

[honest umbra]

what ucl matches are worth watching today?

[celest zephyr]

I wouldn’t hate it at all

[hasty basin]

Milan Chelsea

[sweet tree]

none

[pure badger]

Hazard finally starting tonight

[short flame]

going all the way to the final

and win it

[short spindle]

Allegri wont get sacked lol that man has plot armor

[hasty basin]

Didn't expect Chelsea to win the last one so

It's gonna be interesting

What happens today

[short spindle]

Dedic vs Dinamo

[hasty basin]

Haaland 0 points

[short flame]

tomorrow is better

[honest umbra]

messi not even playing today

whats the point

[short flame]

no colombians today

only cuadrado but the match ended

[honest umbra]

barca-inter tomorrow gonna be more lit

[sweet tree]

I dont enjoy group stages

[honest umbra]

idk

i feel like there arent that compelling

matchups this year

[sweet tree]

so many mid teams

ucl fell off

massively

[honest umbra]

early window

juve lost?

lmao wtf?

[sweet tree]

yesh

allegri

gotta go

[honest umbra]

just made things easier for psg

lol

and benfica

[sweet tree]

it's just benfica and them, whoever wins will be top of the group today

I have madrid on tv

would rather watch milan vs chelsea tho but yeah it's not on for me

[hasty basin]

PSG match is on TV here

[honest umbra]

i get everything on paramount

my choice of the litter

im in a meeting so just want something for the BG

dortmund vs sevilla might be good @sweet tree

[hasty basin]

Sevilla new manager

Sampaoli

Lol

[dim ledge]

LOL

no fucking waay

[hasty basin]

[dim ledge]

im gonna come out and say it

[honest umbra]

what happened?

[dim ledge]

nuno should've been given more of a chance at spurs

🤷

that said Conte is better

[hasty basin]

Sevilla scored

Yoo

[honest umbra]

yea

theyve been playing well

cant beleive how good rakitic is still

[hasty basin]

Milan red?>

Tomori

Oof

[coral rose]

I come home from work and the Phillies are beating the Braves 7-1?

Wtf

Nvm

7-3

Because this team can’t win games

[honest umbra]

phillies going all the way u reckon?

[coral rose]

No lmao

[short spindle]

Agent Tomori

[coral rose]

No way we go all the way with the Braves, Astros, Yankees, and Dodgers

[honest umbra]

have faith young one

[sweet tree]

astros is a cool name dawg

[short spindle]

Bellingham would be so so good in this Arsenal team

[sweet tree]

I think madrid might go for him

[short spindle]

Too bad he's so expensive

We can beat Liverpool for him if Real Madrid join in we have no chance

[honest umbra]

never say that again mala

we dont support astros here

[sweet tree]

what's worse, astros or yankees

[honest umbra]

astros for now

[sweet tree]

aubameyang 2-0

milan done

[honest umbra]

auba scored again?

[sweet tree]

with 10 men

[honest umbra]

hes a legend in london isnt he

[sweet tree]

he has 2 in ucl

would've kept auba tbh

but its fine

[honest umbra]

yea

its just he plays the exact position

our best player occupies

[sweet tree]

yeah lewa was gonna be an undisputed starter tbh

Mbappe goal

[honest umbra]

the day they say he wanna leave?

[quartz summit]

How about the Phillies baby lets go

Bryce D. Harper

[short spindle]

Enjoy Allegri sufferball

[short flame]

Or pick anyone else appart from those two

and please wait until the end of the season before praising arteta

[honest umbra]

i will not

arteta is the best

oh when did dortmund draw?

[short spindle]

Nah I have to praise him now

The turnaround is crazy

[celest zephyr]

No messi no party

[honest umbra]

yes sir

no messi no party

[sweet tree]

shakhtar is up 1

[celest zephyr]

Ye its draw but the match is still on i think

[short flame]

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt for the moment but it seems like a run of good results, I want to know how they'll react to a loss

[celest zephyr]

Juventus losing to unknown team is just crazy

[austere lava]

Holy shit mariners

[honest umbra]

they winning?

[sweet tree]

rudiger head collision

hes bleeding

scored the equalizer

that looked nasty

[austere lava]

Yea. Up 4-2 now

[sweet tree]

fucking hell

[austere lava]

I’m pretty worried now but verlander has piled up a lot of pitches pretty early so he should be out of there before the 7th at least

Hopefully earlier

[coral rose]

Lol another Phillies collapse

Fucking hate this team

[austere lava]

Awww phillies got dammit

[coral rose]

Castellanos, what a catch

[austere lava]

2 outs so they should scrape by

[coral rose]

Idk

Phillies win

Barely tho

[austere lava]

I’m happy for em

[coral rose]

Let’s not let Contreras ever pitch again please

[austere lava]

JP

MA MAN

[coral rose]

God bless Nick Castellanos

Come on Mariners

[austere lava]

WOOH

[coral rose]

6-2 Mariners

Ty France double

[austere lava]

Ma boys are on fire today

[coral rose]

🇫🇷

JUSTIN VERLANDERUHHH WHAT HAPPENEDUHHH

[austere lava]

Can’t relax yet

Need at least an 8 run lead

[coral rose]

Astros homer

6-3

Mariners winning

[austere lava]

This game is gonna make me so nervous

[honest umbra]

isnt that jalen hurts?

[coral rose]

Why does this mf look like Jalen Hurts 💀

I guess we know why Castellanos went off today

[smoky fable]

That man is cursed

[coral rose]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-19335672

[celest zephyr]

Mariners hopefully don’t blow it

Man saw that 4th and 1 for the raiders

Idk what thy were doing there

Just run the football or a quick pass

[austere lava]

suarez

That’s ma boy

[austere lava]

FUCK

Please mariners don’t drop this

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/vzmercogliano/status/1579972065251459072?s=46&t=q3nKHE5SDizRoq3t0L19HA @dim ledge dat defense core

Vince Z. Mercogliano (@vzmercogliano)

#NYR pregame rushes from MSG for Game 1 of 82:

Kreider - Zib - Kakko
Panarin - Trocheck - Kravtsov
Laf - Chytil - Goodrow
Vesey - Carpenter - Reaves

Miller - Trouba
Lindgren - Fox
Jones - Schneider

Igor

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Twitter · Oct 11, 2022, 11:07 PM

[austere lava]

Please mariners

Please

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[celest zephyr]

uhhh barca fan starts selling their tickets same shit

[austere lava]

WHY DID THEY PUT RAY IN

to pitch to fucking alvarez

[dim kettle]

Because Seattle baseball

[austere lava]

I am

Distraught

[smoky fable]

Damn

They really choked it away

Yordan Alvarez

[proud coyote]

robbie ray is public enemy number one lol

certainly no bumgarner

[smoky fable]

Don't want to be bumgarner now

But recognize that Robbie Ray from Az

[austere lava]

I would like to cry

I chuckled like hell when TBS cut to the little kid in an astros jersey crying though

Not a good postseason to be a Ray

[robust grotto]

LGR family ❤️🤝 @dim ledge

[robust grotto]

Good period !!

PP should be lethal this year

[rustic ore]

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/10/11/protestor-who-stormed-field-last-monday-night-reportedly-suffered-concussion/

https://tenor.com/view/doug-maclean-doug-maclean-hnic-nhl-gif-26820712

[versed forge]

[loud forum]

https://fxtwitter.com/lebronpoints/status/1579765417207566337?s=46&t=4ELW0_oA5fs1BVjc3ocNTQ

[smoky fable]

Damn. This Is why you don’t pull stupid stunts like this

[smoky fable]

What would you think of the Adams thing by the way?

[rustic ore]

I think whatever punishment he gets in warranted

Like it's not like he's gonna be banned from the league or get a huge suspension cause it wasn't that severe

But he absolutely has to be fined and I imagine he'll settle out of court with the dude he shoved

[smoky fable]

Probably

[rustic ore]

He let his emotions get the best of him and took it out on an innocent third party

And that's not cool

[smoky fable]

Yeah it wasn’t it

[smoky fable]

and dodgers win

hope they sweep the padres

[celest zephyr]

Hopefully

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/1580197953679273985?s=46&t=aZCAAhAvQX9xGD5KSSxH2Q

Chris Johnston (@reporterchris)

Fascinating extension for #sabres defenceman Mattias Samuelsson: Seven years at $4.29M AAV.

He's played 54 career NHL games.

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Twitter · Oct 12, 2022, 2:05 PM

???

[celest zephyr]

I am ready to be hurt again

It’s game day

Wtf

[dim kettle]

Sabres doing Sabres things

[celest zephyr]

I kinda like it though. Term for a guy who’s been solid but hasn’t reached his potential on low cap hits

[short flame]

Congratulations mattias

[celest zephyr]

If he hits then that’s such a cheap contract for a top pairing d man

Or even 2/3 caliber

[short flame]

He’ll win us the league

[celest zephyr]

Cowboys eagles , bills chiefs man this is going to be good

[robust grotto]

Ooh against the Habs too. Nice

[short flame]

wings fan?

I'll have to support habs that game since I live in montreal but my heart belongs to Buffalo

Oh you're a leafs fan

[robust grotto]

Me? Nah, NYR

yeah sportscannon roots for the leafs

[short flame]

Good luck, just don't win against buffalo anything else you're good to go

[short flame]

gotta feel bad for them, and i'm a buffalo fan

[robust grotto]

Thanks! Hopefully Buffalo takes a next step too, it’s time for them to start being better already

[short flame]

We'll win the league

[robust grotto]

Lol leafs have no chance to be fair

[short flame]

But Buffalo do

[robust grotto]

No, I’m being sarcastic unfortunately

[short flame]

Jeff to win the maurice Richard

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-skinner-buffalo-sabres-hockey-gif-25413976

[robust grotto]

Elite figure skater turned hockey player Jeff Skinner

[dim ledge]

Fun fact

Arguable goat Johan Cruyff was involved with figure skating and ballet

[robust grotto]

An elite fun fact

[short flame]

turned elite hockey player

the best player in the world

[dim ledge]

The fact that players back then just smoked cigs all day is actually based

[short flame]

they prepared their lungs for the games

[dim ledge]

Cruyff especially

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/sanji-gif-21986164

[dim ledge]

Said the only two things he couldn't quit are footy and cigs

Chad

[short flame]

cruyff was good but best will always be the best

[hasty basin]

Sunday league football at its finest

[dim ledge]

win a game
Go to the pub for pints and cigs

[hasty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[loud forum]

https://twitter.com/pgutierrezespn/status/1580218516359106560?s=46&t=4QFMKdeNsth8GjqDCy0Q7g

Paul Gutierrez (@PGutierrezESPN)

From the Kansas City Police Department: Charges were filed this morning in Municipal Court of Kansas City, Davante Adams was charged with Misdemeanor assault (50-169).

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Twitter · Oct 12, 2022, 3:27 PM

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/footyaccums/status/1580210268193181698?s=46&t=aZCAAhAvQX9xGD5KSSxH2Q

Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums)

Leicester City have refunded and stopped all birthday announcements for their game on Saturday due to requests such as Zak Rodgers and Brenda Nout.

😭😭😭

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Twitter · Oct 12, 2022, 2:54 PM

Someone please tag Poe lmao

[short flame]

why stop the birthday announcements?

[robust grotto]

Because people made joke names about firing the coach

“ Zak Rodgers” Sack Rodgers

[short flame]

but why punish the players

[robust grotto]

“Brenda Nout” Brendan out

No players are being punished

[short flame]

No birthday celebration

[dim ledge]

Basically

The birthday announcements are fan announcements with fake names and fake birthdays

The fake names are just things like sack Rodgers or Brendan out but slightly different

[short flame]

But if a player has his birthday tomorrow will they cancel it?

[dim ledge]

Unrelated to players

Unrelated as well but

UNION 👏 👏

[short flame]

People hacked the account of the team?

[short flame]

for how long

[dim ledge]

If it's a fans birthday they can pay £20 to have an announcement in the stadium for their birthday. The announcements are being cancelled because people have submitted fake names for birthday announcements

[short flame]

colombia's best player just got hurt in the women's u-17 world cup. this can't happen right now. she was crying but at least she could walk, hope she gets back and it's not too bad