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haughty moss
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exciting game

versed forge
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Russ is cooking

dawn tapir
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both of these offenses are bad

torn gale
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This is definitely a game

coral rose
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This is the worst NFL season I’ve probably experienced so far

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So many teams are just mid

rustic ore
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Lol, that Indy OT just straight up tackled a rusher and no flag

torn gale
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At least the 8pm Sunday game is bengals ravens

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And Monday prime-time is the annual patty beat down on the raiders

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Holy shit Denver has ANOTHER PRIMETIME GAME in week 6

versed forge
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Sheesh lindsay making some good runs

dawn tapir
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ryan picked off

torn gale
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Sigh

rustic ore
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Lol

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Just threw it right at the dude

versed forge
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Lmao

coral rose
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IShowSpeed is so fucking annoying

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Nobody who watches him is above the age of 12

smoky fable
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Even Phillip Rivers was better than this

rustic ore
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Sad to see honestly

dawn tapir
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how bad does ryan have to be in order to put foles in?

rustic ore
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Indy honestly just needs to tank, fire Reich, and go best QB available in the draft next year

coral rose
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It sucks man, when Matt Ryan was in his prime he was seriously one of the most underrated QBs in the league

dim kettle
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The other loser in this Matt Ryan is Atlanta. could’ve robbed a team better if they just traded him last year

dawn tapir
coral rose
rustic ore
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Indy down their Pro Bowl Center

dim kettle
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Of course the best time to cut to another game there’s no Yankee game

coral rose
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Honestly, at this point, I wouldn’t mind cutting to an Aaron Judge at bat

dim kettle
smoky fable
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Damn

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Wish the MLB playoffs was on

dim kettle
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There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no good Thursday night games.

rustic ore
rustic mountain
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Classic Megamind

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But yes I wish it was tomorrow

smoky fable
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For giving us this crap product

dawn tapir
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there is some preseason nba games on lol

smoky fable
rustic mountain
smoky fable
coral rose
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I can hear the pain in Al Michaels voice

dim kettle
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Offense tonight:

rustic ore
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Yeesh that rookie LT for Indy is getting bodied by the refs

coral rose
dim kettle
# coral rose

Spoiler, they end up only scoring 3 points next game.

rustic ore
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Darby down for Denver

coral rose
dawn tapir
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ryan sacked and fumbled lol

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the broncos players didn't even notice ryan fumbled lmao

dim kettle
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Frank Reich and Ballard have to be on the hot seat coming up.

dawn tapir
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ryan sacked again

versed forge
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Lmao

honest umbra
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u reckon they do a 3 & 38?

rustic mountain
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The first quarter of the NFL season and there just feels like

dawn tapir
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no tds this game only field goals allowed UsoppGrief

rustic mountain
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So much bad football

dim kettle
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Ballard is so fucking stupid to believe this could work. It's like the dude didn't see Matt Ryan have games last year where he looked washed. The Giants game specifically.

rustic ore
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6-3 Denver

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Also holy crap Ryan has 10 fumbles in 5 games?

dim kettle
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He's done.

rustic ore
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Dude doing his best Jameis/Danny Derps impression

coral rose
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Bro put Big Nick in

honest umbra
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big nick?

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the man himself?

rustic ore
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Large Phallus Nicholas

dim kettle
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Reap what you sow. How about drafting a QB for once, Indy.

coral rose
honest umbra
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how about a washed aging hasnt been good in 5 years Qb instead?

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funny enough the last one they drafted was the last star qb they had

dim kettle
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Jameis Winston next year.

dawn tapir
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terrible first half of football

rustic ore
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I mean they drafted Jacob Eason like 2 years ago and I think his biggest career highlight to this point was throwing an INT to Jalen Ramsey to end a game

honest umbra
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broncos have been terrible this whole szn

rustic ore
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Now I think he's on Seattle's practice squad

honest umbra
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his name was jacob eason?

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what they draft him in the 6th round?

haughty moss
coral rose
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Where’s the ManningCast when you need it

honest umbra
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hes at the game

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but manningcast for this game would be annoying

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peyton homering two awful teams

dawn tapir
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Geno smith playing better than russ so far this season LuffyTruthful

coral rose
dim kettle
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Geno Smith Indy's next QB.

rustic ore
dim kettle
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He was.

rustic mountain
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So petition to get rid of Thursday night football?

rustic ore
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Oh wait I forgot they drafted Sam Ehlinger. Put him in, at least the kid can run and had some fun highlights at Texas

coral rose
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Colts fans watching their team sign mid QBs season after season and not drafting one :

dim kettle
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What? And lose money? Bring on the mid football.

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Both teams heading to the glue factory. No need for the second half.

wet onyx
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wow what a terrible game

coral rose
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It’s ok atleast the next two primetime games look pretty good

rustic mountain
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I'd rather watch a Detroit Tigers vs Cincinnati Reds game rn

coral rose
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Bengals-Ravens and Patty Mahomes bullying the Raiders

dim kettle
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This pony is more intimidating than the horse teams' offenses rn.

haughty moss
dim kettle
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Doing Jameis better than Jameis this year.

dawn tapir
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The NFL record for fumbles in a season by a QB is 23, shared by Kerry Collins (2001) and Daunte Culpepper (2002). Ryan gonna break records if he keeps it up.

dim kettle
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Colts are so lucky they only spent a 3rd round pick on him.

coral rose
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Still remember when the Colts gave away a 1st for Carson Wentz QueenKEKW

dim kettle
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Again, overrated GM they have.

coral rose
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Their whole front office needs to be restructured this season

dawn tapir
coral rose
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Just put Big 🍆 Nick in man, he’s the only one who can save this team

dim kettle
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They won't because Jim Irsay is too drunk and they'll say they drafted JT and Pittman Jr who barely cuts as a number one option.

coral rose
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Good news is, Broncos only have two primetime games left this season

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Only two games we have to suffer through

dim kettle
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2 games too much.

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Sad news is the Broncos are bound to have Hackett for another year.

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Happens when dumb teams hire coaches that benefitted from having Rodgers on their team.

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Leftwich, you're next.

dawn tapir
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russ sacked

simple seal
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103 yards and winning lmao

dim kettle
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Colts are literally nothing without JT.

warm kestrel
dim kettle
honest umbra
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LETS GOOO

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ANOTHER PUNT

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oh it was a FG

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LETS GOOOOOOO

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6-6

simple seal
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Destined for a tie

honest umbra
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u know whats funny?

simple seal
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10 extra minutes of suffering

honest umbra
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peyton said on monday literally

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theres no way it ends in a tie

dawn tapir
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Field goal invitational

dim kettle
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Okay, a lot of this is beyond washed Ryan's control. Where's the rest of the offense- Oh wait, that was Taylor who isn't in the game and they're a worse one dimensional offense than the Titans.

rustic mountain
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Bears. Commanders. Fuck you NFL

dim kettle
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NFL wants some of that BBBBEEEEAAARRRSSS FOOOOOTTTTBALLLLLL!!

honest umbra
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theyre gonna give that to sutton

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right?

dim kettle
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No kidding, the way NFL picks Thursday night games is like if most NBA on TNT games shown were Hornets and Pistons games.

honest umbra
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i need that so bad

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thank u for stealing that catch sutton

rustic mountain
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That was the ugliest big play but thank god

dim kettle
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That looked like a scheme flaw. Why were both receivers that close to each other?

honest umbra
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think it was meant for sutton

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washington was wylin

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refs helped out though

rustic mountain
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Al Michaels with a sick burn

honest umbra
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gets sacked

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about to be another FG

dim kettle
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Hackett is such a hack of a HC.

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Ha. a pun

honest umbra
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wilson so bad

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NO WAY IT GOT BLOCKED

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?????

simple seal
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lmfao

honest umbra
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BRO

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I NEEDED THOSE POINTS

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BRONCOS ARE SUCH A BAD TEAM

dim kettle
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Chef Russ cooking up some double whoppers at Burger King.

honest umbra
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there is no way

rustic mountain
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LMAOO

rustic mountain
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We are in hell

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Thy name is Invesco Field

honest umbra
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why is the NFL so bad this year?

dim kettle
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Imagine being a Broncos fan. They really did sell their soul for Peyton.

rustic mountain
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God I hope super bowl 50 is satisfactory enough

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Because this is gonna be bad for a long while

dim kettle
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Like, as a Bucs for over 17 years, I've seen shit football. But Broncos football is a special bad that's neither so bad or good. Just meh to mid football for over 6 years now.

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AKA no soul.

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Now we can all understand why Homer whined when he ended up getting the Broncos in the Simpsons.

honest umbra
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if broncos go 3-2

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why is life life?

rustic mountain
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Al Michaels roasting this game so hard I love it

honest umbra
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ah

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another pick

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im gonna be honest with u guys

dim kettle
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Broncos always start off with good records than lose 7 straight just in time for Colorado to switch to the Nuggets and Avs

honest umbra
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i geninuely think bears vs commanders

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would be better

dim kettle
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Trust me, it's probably gonna be worse.

honest umbra
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it cant be

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how can it be worse

coral rose
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Fucking bench him man

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He has to be done for the night

dim kettle
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Between Wentz being a bum and Bears OC (which I'll now be calling him the cowardly lion) only giving Fields 16 attempts total. It's gonna be a different kind of shitshow.

rustic ore
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At least DC has much better weapons than Indy, could hopefully see them just keep chucking it like they did against the Jags

simple seal
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This game is amazing

dim kettle
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I'm just waiting for Ryan to run out of the back of the endzone for a safety.

rustic mountain
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This is like watching The Room

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It's so bad it's funny

coral rose
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This is karma for what Indy did to Andrew Luck

dim kettle
rustic mountain
dim kettle
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Really both teams fighting to see who could have their coaching staff fired first.

coral rose
haughty moss
dim kettle
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I'd rather watch a lower tier ACC game than this rn.

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I'm convinced Ask Madden can call an offense better than both teams.

haughty moss
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TNF gonna be lit next week

dim kettle
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What was Russ doing? Did he see ghosts? Is Sam Darnold in the building?

dim kettle
haughty moss
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Dumpster franchise

dim kettle
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Zach Wilson is gonna surpass Fields in a game or two and he only started last Sunday.

haughty moss
dim kettle
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Bill Lazor the Cowardly Lion.

rustic ore
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Russ might be hurt

honest umbra
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RYAN

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SACKED

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LETS GOOOO

dim kettle
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It's gotten that bad

haughty moss
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Lmao

dim kettle
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Me when Leftwich calls run play down the middle on 1st down.

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Russ really is seeing ghosts.

dim kettle
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Aaron Judge clean shaving is probably more interesting than this game rn. Please cut to that.

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I can't believe we've had 2 contenders already to having the worst football game next to Cards Jets 2012.

haughty moss
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Lmao

dawn tapir
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Field goal, Punt, Punt, Punt, Punt, Field goal. Rinse repeat

dim kettle
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I'm so spoiled having Mike Evans and Godwin, etc. This is total shit.

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Watch. The Broncos are gonna get to the red zone and then proceed to fumble out of the endzone for a touchback.

versed forge
coral rose
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This is a joke

haughty moss
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Ong

coral rose
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This is the worst NFL season I’ve ever experienced

haughty moss
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what is going on lmao

versed forge
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Cmon ryan

coral rose
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Don’t even want to watch anymore games this season lmao

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So many mid teams

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So many bad games

rustic mountain
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Steph aint who he used to be, but you still don't do that shit Russ

dim kettle
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I hate everything. OP Filler is more entertaining than this game.

rustic mountain
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G8 was GGr8

versed forge
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Imagine colts score a Fg then the game extends to OT

coral rose
haughty moss
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Matt Ryan got 2 mins #riseup

rustic mountain
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If the colts make this go to over time, then the football gods have abandoned us

versed forge
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Id like to see the broncos losing tonight

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Probably wont happen tho

haughty moss
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Colts OL is so bad lol

rustic mountain
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Pierce the one dude giving any type of shit

versed forge
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Colts go into OT just so they can tie the game

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Injured bronco

coral rose
versed forge
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Oh god they’re getting close to fg range

haughty moss
versed forge
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Welp

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Go colts

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I just wanna see the broncos lose

haughty moss
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lool this game

versed forge
dawn tapir
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This is certainly one of the nfl games of all time

versed forge
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OT incoming

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Unless they score a td

rustic mountain
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You gotta be shitting mw

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Me

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No

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Don't do this

dawn tapir
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lol delay of game penalty

haughty moss
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idiots lol

rustic mountain
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The worst game of all time is probably gonna go to over time

haughty moss
rustic mountain
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Do the football gods just hate us

dawn tapir
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field goal overtime tie incoming

rustic mountain
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Are you serious

coral rose
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Please don’t fucking send this to overtime

rustic mountain
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Miss

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Miss you fucj

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Ples

coral rose
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FUCKIBG MISS IT PLS

dawn tapir
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the greatest game continues

versed forge
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OT

haughty moss
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Its good

dawn tapir
rustic mountain
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I hate everything

versed forge
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Time for more suffering

coral rose
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Gonna fucking kms

haughty moss
versed forge
rustic mountain
dawn tapir
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broncos fans are leaving LOL

versed forge
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LOL

rustic mountain
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This has to be the worst nfl game I've seen. In so long.

dim kettle
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This filler arc won't end!

versed forge
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Colts won the toss

rustic ore
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Kids got school tomorrow

rustic mountain
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Imagine you paid money

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To see this

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Imagine the traffic leaving this. How angry youd be to stuck in 2 hour traffic

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For Wilson and Ryan to not score a single td

rustic ore
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I don't know who I feel worse for, us as viewers, the people in the stands for this shit show, or the poor fools who have to watch this entire thing for "highlights" to post after the game

rustic mountain
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The players who played in jt

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It

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Then have to watch film

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Other teams that are gonna watch this film

rustic ore
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They get paid millions to do this, I have no sympathy for them getting ripped deservedly so

rustic mountain
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I am jusy saying

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Nobody won here

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This was a bad day for the nfl

versed forge
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Ryan has a good drive going 👀

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I think broncos gave up lol

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Colts are up

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12-9

dawn tapir
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game not over yet tho

versed forge
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Yep

dawn tapir
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Field goal mania

versed forge
dawn tapir
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nice throw to jeudy by russ

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lol 4th and 1

dim ledge
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broncos

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i fucking beg you

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i fucking beg you

dim kettle
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I hate football.

dawn tapir
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colts wins broncos should have kicked it lol

versed forge
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COLTS WIN

dim ledge
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i hate it here

versed forge
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Broncos are in shambles

dawn tapir
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broncos coach is very bad

versed forge
coral rose
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Roger Goodell watching this game:

rustic ore
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Finally, we got put out of our misery

dim kettle
versed forge
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Broncos:

coral rose
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Broncos country, let’s cry

dim kettle
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Broncos are such a fucking joke.

wet onyx
dim kettle
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Broncos country, let’s go Avs!

wet onyx
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good lord

wet onyx
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one of the very rare times that i’m genuinely thankful i’m a giants fan

rustic ore
left shore
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lmfaoo

dim kettle
left shore
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imagine chase young next to baron browning oooooaah oooooaah

dim ledge
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i cant believe my niners lost to that fucking

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not even a line cook

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dude makes Sandra Lee look like Escoffier

dim kettle
dim kettle
coral rose
dim kettle
smoky fable
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The COLTS WON????

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HOW

rustic ore
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Legit talking 0.1% less shit

smoky fable
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I’m glad that I did not watch this game then

rustic ore
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That legit one was of the worst games I have ever had the misfortune to watch

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Like my goodness

smoky fable
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I legitimately thought the espn website was bugged after still seeing the score be 6-9 in the 4th quarter

rustic ore
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Both Punters got work outs tonight

smoky fable
rustic ore
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It was similar to that snore fest Denver had against SF 2 weeks ago, only without the comedic relief of a self safety

smoky fable
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It was that bad of a game huh

rustic ore
rustic ore
# smoky fable It was that bad of a game huh

Final drive in OT Denver got to the red zone, on 4th and 1 Russ throws and it's deflected by Gilmore. He had Hamler wide open on the other side for what would've been a game winner and didn't see him

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@smoky fable Would rec getting a strong drink before watching this

dim kettle
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I seriously tried to warn people about Hackett.

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Didn't even call his own plays in GB.

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Got fired from his other OC job in Jacksonville.

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I can't believe a Days of Our Steelers vid actually warned people about the future.

dim kettle
smoky fable
rustic ore
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He hates Russ with a passion 330

simple seal
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2/15 lol

torn gale
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The colts won?

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Certainly the game

proud coyote
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Nobody won

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There might be an extra number in the win category but

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there was no win

robust grotto
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And we’ll lose again next week with the comedy special that is… the Commanders vs Bears Football

undone lion
coral rose
proud coyote
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Jesus

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He really swung at him

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Dray you could have literally killed the guy

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Mad respect to TMZ lmao

simple seal
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smh

sweet tree
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wtf

dim kettle
short flame
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This year is our year

robust grotto
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Best league in the world is back baby 🤝

robust grotto
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NHL IS BACK

dim kettle
robust grotto
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Is that your first game as well?

dim kettle
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I mean, we're facing each other.

robust grotto
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No I get that, but idk if you have a game prior

dim kettle
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No.

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One more pre season game against the Rats

robust grotto
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Yeah we still have a preseason tmw against the Island Rats

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Ahhh forgot this SJ / NSH is in Prague

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Why can’t they ever send the rangers to Europe, they always send the riff raff like Ottawa or Nashville smh. I could use an excuse to fly to Europe @ nhl

dim kettle
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Because OG 6 is too premium.

robust grotto
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Unironically correct though. Rather get those confirmed USD

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NYR has a huge euro history though. Between playing the USSR national team to being the first and only Victoria Cup winners

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I may not have seen a Stanley Cup win with my own two eyes… but I have seen a Victoria cup and none of you will ever sing that 🥰

dim kettle
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I remember when the NHL sent the Bolts to Sweden to bully the Sabres. Glorious times.

robust grotto
robust grotto
dim kettle
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They tried promoting that. Reality is it was Heddy vs jobber match up for 2 games.

robust grotto
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They usually try to get countrymen involved yeah

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Like Laine and the Jets to Finland a few years back

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Which now that I’m thinking about it….

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Who in Nashville is a prominent Czech lol. Sharks have Hertl ( who I love and I actually own one of his sticks, remind me to send a pic later )

dim kettle
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Not any that I can recall. But I'm actually surprised there wasn't any drama about the Russian born players coming into the country.

sweet tree
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mlb playoffs are at this time? seems kinda early

dim kettle
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Baseball has always been like this early in the playoffs.

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Trying to get this new wild card system up and early I guess.

rustic mountain
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How have the Rays been looking? I am listening now but got to the game late

honest umbra
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no hits yet

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but were getting therer

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when do mariners play? @rustic mountain

rustic mountain
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They are at 1

honest umbra
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thats the one to watch

rustic mountain
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Sadly. I wanted to watch but relegated to only listening

honest umbra
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the mariners return

dim kettle
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Glad they got away from the one and done BS of the WC. 3 game series now.

honest umbra
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why are they playing in cleveland?

rustic mountain
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Cleveland won their division

dim kettle
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Because they won the AL Central

honest umbra
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oh wow

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almost a HR

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so close

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bruh they won al central but like 15 less games

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is game 2 gonna be in TB?

rustic mountain
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No

honest umbra
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all 3 games in CLE?

rustic mountain
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At least I don't thinknso

honest umbra
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thats a bit too OP no?

rustic mountain
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All 3 games of the Jays series are on Toronto

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In*

dim kettle
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Rays are gonna be bounced this series or against NY. This team doesn't scream confidence, they just don't.

honest umbra
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wtfff

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why does CLE get rewarded

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for winning their shitty div

dim kettle
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It's how the system works. Can't help it.

rustic mountain
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That's how sports work

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Someone from the AFC south will be in the playoffs

honest umbra
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phillies vs cards next

rustic mountain
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Let that sink in

dim kettle
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Blame the White Sox for being fucking stupid.

honest umbra
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cards will win

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phillies havent looked good

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in 2 months

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and pujols is somehow one of the best plaeyrs in baseball again

rustic mountain
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St Louis is playing decently

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Getting good production out of admittedly old dudes

honest umbra
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they also havent looked that good lately tbh

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but

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devils magic

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as a dodgers fan, i know it all too well

dim kettle
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St Louis doing St Louis things. And also benefitting from the Brew Crew's meltdown

rustic mountain
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Did anyone expect anything else

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They are the Brewers

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They mostly Brew L's

honest umbra
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at least it looks like CLE cant hit off of mcclanahan

dim kettle
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Used to be the punching bag of the AL for a reason,

honest umbra
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he started the game right?

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or did u use a reliever 1st inning?

dim kettle
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Yeah. he's our main guy till Glasnow is 100% used to pitching again.

honest umbra
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25 pitches through 2 1/3 is OP

dim kettle
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Yep, Rays pulled another stud pitcher out of their ass.

honest umbra
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just tell him not to get pulled when hes balling

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for giving up a hit

dim kettle
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Only when it's the 6th or 7th inning.

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Cash still thinks he has the depth at bullpen he had in 2020

honest umbra
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uh oh

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gotta find it here

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LMAO

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what was that

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yikesss

dim kettle
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And then the Guards lay an egg.

dim kettle
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That game was worse than the worst kind of filler you'd see in OP.

rustic mountain
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I thought my offense was gonna be bad

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But holy hell at least we kept up with Green Bay and Baltimore for a bit

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Denver just looks atrocious

honest umbra
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i watched the whole den vs ind game

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and was just sad

dim kettle
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The same dude who was OC behind Blake Bortles in Jacksonville in 2018. Broncos are really fucking stupid.

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They might be firing a HC one year into his job and that screams respectability for an organization, right? smh

rustic mountain
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I mean when you're so bad that you look nearly identical to when Locke was your QB but it's Russell fucking Wilson

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Understand that choice

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Shane Beiber is damn good

dim kettle
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Just screams how terrilbe the Broncos really are from the top.

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George Paton should also be on the hot seat. You really gonna let him hire another HC after this?

rustic mountain
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Denver hasn't had a decent coach since Kubiak

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One could argue depending on how you look at it, there last real good coach was Mike Shanahan

robust grotto
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Wow I didn’t even see the Rays / Guardians were playing

rustic mountain
#

Their* jezus

#

Omfg

honest umbra
#

lunik

robust grotto
#

It’s so early

honest umbra
#

u gotta pay attention

#

come on

robust grotto
#

Bro

#

It’s hockey season

honest umbra
#

mets vs padres later

#

scherzer vs darvish

robust grotto
#

Think I have time for the Cleveland baseball team

honest umbra
#

excuse u brother, their name is the guardians

dim kettle
honest umbra
#

what about del rio?

rustic mountain
#

Del Rio was a DV

#

DC*

#

I need a new phone this keyboard is hell

dim kettle
#

And he was on the Raiders by the time they won that SB

honest umbra
#

i can get u hooked up

#

what kinda phone u need

dim kettle
#

I got the perfect phone for ya

#

Very advanced.

#

Like the Pats offense.

honest umbra
#

back to back hits for the guards

#

BROOOOOOO

#

WTF

#

THIS IS CRAZY

#

THIS IS A FLAT OUT PUNCH

honest latch
honest umbra
#

no way dray should be doing that man

#

wtf

#

who tf leaking this tho

honest latch
#

Either some intern or the Warriors FO

hollow wind
#

Wtf

honest umbra
#

teammates u down with?

#

poole better had said something crazy

hollow wind
#

Yeah I wonder what was said

#

Can’t be punching teammates like that tho wtf

honest umbra
#

imagine if he trash talked lebron

hollow wind
#

Lmaooo

dim kettle
#

It's been a full hour of baseball and it's already the top of the 6th. Rays trying out speedrunning to the fastest L in a post season game.

honest umbra
#

but its still 0-0

dim kettle
#

Like the Rays are gonna be the first to score.

celest zephyr
#

wait it started

#

lol what

dim kettle
#

12 PM game.

honest umbra
#

9am for us westerners but whos watching TB-CLE in the west

dim kettle
#

Some baseball nerd.

#

🤓

#

Ha, I jinxed the Rays. 1-0 Rays

#

Cash asked Siri for offense and got it.

simple seal
#

Welp 2-1 now

#

Also that HR call was the worst ever lol

#

omg

honest umbra
#

what are they checking hog?

simple seal
#

Did he miss 2nd base lmao

honest umbra
#

have my headphones off rn

simple seal
#

When rounding the bases

honest umbra
#

no way he missed it right?

#

in a playoff game??

simple seal
#

Cause that would be an out and game would be tied

honest umbra
#

oh nvm

#

it counts

#

imagine

#

lmao

dim kettle
#

If the Rays can only score one 1 run they don't deserve to win.

honest umbra
#

off of bieber?

#

idk

smoky fable
dim kettle
#

It's the Rays. Offense is so inept as of late.

honest umbra
#

randy needs more playof HRs

austere lava
#

Real fuckin annoyed that this is the only game I can watch

#

Stinkin MLB catering to Canadians with their scheduling

#

Cleveland is looking good tho

dim kettle
#

Really one of those games that make you wonder how Chad Mottola has so much job security as a hitting coach.

versed forge
rustic ore
#

Yeesh

hasty basin
hasty basin
dim kettle
#

Rays really don't play smart baseball on the hitting side.

honest umbra
#

schwarber with a really schwarber first AB

dim kettle
#

Most Rays way of losing. 1 run loses

#

Maybe one day this staff will hold the hitting core to the same standards as the pitching core.

honest umbra
#

and cleveland wins 2-1

dim kettle
#

Yeah, Rays aren't winning shit.

coral rose
#

I feel like if anybody is going to go on a miracle run in the playoffs it’s the Mariners

dim kettle
#

Or face the wrath of the Astros

honest umbra
#

mariners?

austere lava
#

Julio is starting with a lead off homer btw

honest umbra
#

what about the phillies?

coral rose
#

They have 20 years of frustration to unleash on the AL

austere lava
#

I just won’t fucking see it because MLB hates seattle

#

1:00 pm start times my ass

honest umbra
#

why do they hate seattle?

coral rose
honest umbra
#

games in toronto

#

so i guess thats why they did it then

austere lava
#

I jest but it’s annoying that they cucked anyone watching in seattle like that

#

I get it since Toronto is home

honest umbra
#

mets vs padres is at 4

#

i think

austere lava
#

5:00 pt

honest umbra
#

i see

#

gonna be 8 in NY innit?

loud forum
#

Yup

dim kettle
#

Baseball loves their afternoon games

honest umbra
#

it wont be noon where it actually happens doe

#

thats wild

dim kettle
#

MLB be like: Fuck the west coast!

honest umbra
#

these times suck more

austere lava
honest umbra
#

for east people

#

i feel like

#

if someone wakes up at 9, they can prob watch all 4 games

loud forum
#

8pm games are great here. It’s the after noon that sucks

austere lava
#

People are at work during this time

honest umbra
#

dodgers games always at 7pm

coral rose
#

Zack Wheeler doing pretty good for the Phillies so far

honest umbra
#

so im used to it

coral rose
#

Dude has always been an underrated pitcher

austere lava
#

Guardians VS Yankees will be a good game

honest umbra
#

im ok with phillies winning

#

want a pujols HR

dim kettle
loud forum
honest umbra
#

rays vs yankees will be better

dim kettle
#

Cleveland always jobs to NY

coral rose
#

MLB script writers gonna want the Cardinals to win tho

honest umbra
#

bro

#

why is schwarber

#

so ass now

austere lava
honest umbra
#

dude is like gallo now except he bats lead off so he gets 5ab a game

#

we need june schwarber again

loud forum
#

Pujols hitting a walk off home run in a play off game is the MLBs dream at the moment @coral rose

dim kettle
#

Randy went 0-4 today.

#

That's a joke and a half

#

That should get a hitting coach fired.

#

But these are the Rays. They're gonna excuse it by saying injuries were the problem.

austere lava
#

Im never gonna get over haggerty

coral rose
austere lava
#

What an immense tragedy

loud forum
#

Praying on our down fall fr

coral rose
honest umbra
#

phillies no score

#

bottom of 3rd we go

coral rose
#

Cardinals aren’t scoring either so it’s all good, as long as we can get a good rally going we can win this thing

dim kettle
#

Thomas is also out.

#

Bruh

#

God, they have Michael Kay doing the Phillies Cards game. That annoying Yankee voice.

loud forum
#

Great play from Bohm

dim kettle
#

That was a strike, Bryce. Tough luck

#

lol

hasty basin
rustic mountain
#

Asking Canadian gf if true

#

Apparently it is

#

Odd

dim kettle
#

That's true. I've watched enough Leaf games to know how they pronounce it.

#

lol

rustic mountain
#

I just didn't even think of it

dim kettle
#

Reminds me how people don't know how to say New Orleans. The a is silent.

rustic mountain
#

Been to Canada a ton, dating a Canadian for over a year, blue jays fan who watches them

#

And I am just like

#

"Tor on to"

dim kettle
#

English language makes little sense.

short flame
#

Yeah they say toronno

honest umbra
#

i say toronno as well

rustic mountain
#

I was fooling no one in that Timmies

#

They saw my through to my Americanness

dim kettle
#

Hey, even some americans don't know how to pronounce state names, etc. If I had a nickel every time I've heard someone pronounce Oregon wrong, I'd buy a OP volume.

rustic mountain
#

You mean when people say

#

"Ore GONE"

dim kettle
#

Triggered

rustic mountain
#

Or "Ne vaw duh" for nevada

#

Anytime I hear those, I know that person is more than likely from the north east

sweet tree
short flame
#

The one that I have never understood is Kansas and arkansas

#

Why is it saw for arkansas

rustic mountain
#

I have no clue

#

I don't ask why the south has done what is done anymore lmao

rustic ore
versed forge
#

That’s tuff

smoky fable
rustic mountain
#

silent count
in your "home" stadium

versed forge
#

Isn’t dak prescot coming back to play

rustic mountain
#

Kronke and the nfl really fucked that Rams team

dim kettle
#

CHARGER FOOTBALL!

#

Gonna take decades for the city to actually give a fuck about the Rams. Not like they really cared all that much even before they moved to St Louis.

#

Of course, they could've allowed the Raiders to play there. But that would've crushed Kronke's ego

celest zephyr
#

1-0 damn

#

choking already

dim kettle
#

You're facing the Mariners. It's a Choke Bo- No wait-

#

A CHOKE SERIES!!!

rustic mountain
#

God damn it Manoah

#

We aren't even OUT OF THE FIRST TOP OF THE INNING

dim kettle
#

Don't worry, Sab. At least your bats play smart baseball. Unlike the Rays who swing at everything and hope to make contact with the ball.

rustic mountain
#

Why are we like this

#

I just hope Vladdy and the boys came to olay

#

Play

#

Because mr "pressure is what you put in your tires"

#

Looks like garbage

dim kettle
#

Man, some of the Jays fans in crowd look like they want to get to Leafs hockey already.

celest zephyr
#

man mlb scoring is confusing

#

why leafs hockey>

#

no one wants to see that come april

rustic mountain
#

We need an actual top of the rotation ace dude

dim kettle
celest zephyr
#

this is our year!

austere lava
#

Holy shit mariners

rustic mountain
#

My favorite player did something

#

I am happy

#

Love you Chapman

celest zephyr
#

looks like its just slider or inside ball so far

austere lava
#

Aww julio hit by pitch

#

Who did that

celest zephyr
#

a few fastballs

#

manoah

austere lava
loud forum
#

Yepez home run

rustic mountain
#

Never thought Id say please sign Verlander in the offseason

loud forum
#

2-0 cards

rustic mountain
#

Get someone who can lead our rotation man

#

Move Gausman to our third spot, Manoah aint it as a number 1

dim kettle
celest zephyr
#

got to wait until april this time

rustic mountain
#

Come on boys we need a run

austere lava
#

Very much looking forward to castillo pitching

rustic mountain
#

The hard part is Seattle has legit arms

dim kettle
#

Now watch the Jays score 10 runs in one inning because Mariners baseball!

rustic mountain
#

Even with the firepower we have

celest zephyr
#

got to outchoke the choke

dim kettle
#

Mariners are good at this ball kicking.

rustic mountain
#

I hope Bo is still on fire

#

We gonna need it

#

But on the real Idk why I am worried that much because if we beat the M's this series we face the god damn Astros

smoky fable
#

Are the Mariners up?

dim kettle
#

God, I've had Rays Twitter on me telling that good pitching is all that matters in the playoffs. Like yeah. good pitching is good until you lose 1-0. lol

rustic mountain
#

Jays

smoky fable
#

Ah that’s good for you. Actually that’s not good for you.

austere lava
rustic mountain
#

I thought ya meant up to bat

smoky fable
celest zephyr
#

stop running every time

austere lava
#

I admit I don’t have high hopes if they have to face the astros lol

#

but i can dream ZoroCope

rustic mountain
#

We gonna really go 1 2 3

dim kettle
#

IDK how you ended up having to face the Astros next. I'd think the winner of the Guards and Rays would be facing the top seed.

rustic mountain
#

It's what the bracket says

#

Idk why

dim kettle
#

I know. It's weird.

#

Considering the Rays are the 6th seed.

rustic mountain
#

The mlb is high

celest zephyr
#

3-0

austere lava
#

Kinda wish we were in Tampa’s position

#

But Cleveland is pretty scary right now

rustic mountain
#

I do too I'd rather face the Rays

dim kettle
#

Rays reddit thought they were tanking for the 6th seed. Reality, the Rays bats are very bad.

celest zephyr
#

yeah they should have lower seed which wins faces higher seed

rustic mountain
#

Our bats are crazy good but our pitching is just. Eh

#

1 2 3

#

Good job guys

celest zephyr
#

its just one inning

rustic mountain
#

Yeh

dim kettle
#

I just looked at the total stats this year OPS and stuff like that. The Rays are in the bottom 5. Yeah, along side the Royals, Tigers and A's. Say it's injuries all you want, but it's a coaching problem.

rustic mountain
#

Just not great when Manoah got rocked a bit

celest zephyr
#

a bit is generous. he looked off

rustic mountain
#

It's the perfect irony

#

Manoah was talking mad smack about the playoffs and pressure

celest zephyr
#

never trust guys who say that shit

rustic mountain
#

Exactly

#

Isn't this his first playoffs

austere lava
#

Was he the one with the cheesy quote about pressure and tires

dim kettle
#

Rays are literally the baseball version of the late 90s Bucs. The defense would yell, "Here, Dilfer, get on my back!" then lose 9-7.

celest zephyr
#

yes

rustic mountain
#

Yes

#

It made me cringe

celest zephyr
#

sounds like the 49ers lol

austere lava
#

dark kelenic has arrived

rustic mountain
#

Alek just needs to be quiet

celest zephyr
#

hey jimmy g we're carrying you

austere lava
#

k nvm he struck out

dim kettle
celest zephyr
#

one issue with wireless is that after taking them out i can't tell if anything is happening or not

#

pretty much yeah

#

or just throw down the middle and let someone get yac

austere lava
#

Manoah at 35 pitches oof

rustic mountain
#

Alek MaNo ah

celest zephyr
#

this is rough

austere lava
#

Julio is gonna homer now

#

Im willing it into existence

celest zephyr
#

man this is bad already

rustic mountain
#

Fuck you Alek

#

Your mouth wrote checks your arm couldn't cash

#

Julio coming to break this game open

austere lava
#

Okay next time then

rustic mountain
#

Jesus thank god

#

The worst part is our bullpen isnt really so special

#

Alek is one of our best and he is out here looking closer to Roy Oswalt near the end of his career

austere lava
#

Damn ok

#

Well leaving runners stranded is marines 101

celest zephyr
#

that last one was close

rustic mountain
#

Dude I know the warriors are good

#

But like

#

Do people who are legit fans of the warriors actually like Draymond

native sonnet
#

Bruh the fuck is wrong with Draymond

celest zephyr
#

yeah that's rough

#

he should get suspended for that

native sonnet
#

Like legitimately

celest zephyr
#

hitting a guy on his own team in practice

rustic mountain
#

He runs his mouth, punches his own teammates, kinda a dirty player too

#

I know he's good but damn

celest zephyr
#

he definitely is dirty

#

he's good but he costs the warriors at times

native sonnet
#

Dray stupid af

rustic mountain
#

Good job Alejandro

austere lava
#

yes

#

Double play

rustic mountain
#

Damn am I that far behind

#

Fuck

austere lava
#

Oh sorry lol

#

Spoilers

rustic mountain
#

Spoilers: the jays fuck up an inning

dim kettle
#

Spoilers. More like Get actual cable cheapskate!

austere lava
#

aw fuck

rustic mountain
#

My boy Matty

austere lava
#

campfire

rustic mountain
#

Favorite player in MLB and my team comin thrucryaqua

dim kettle
#

Former A's player. How fitting.

rustic mountain
#

I loved him when he was with the A's even. I loooove good defense in the infield coupled with a decent bat

#

I used to play short stop and second base, biased towards it

dim kettle
#

Mariners have been used to being property of the Athletics for over 20 years.

austere lava
#

we survived

rustic mountain
#

We lose this series I am still getting that Chapman jersey. Just gotta be willing to fork over the money

austere lava
dim kettle
rustic mountain
#

See me after the super bowl about that

dim kettle
#

Now I have a receipt for months later.

rustic mountain
#

One condition

#

It can be a knock off

#

Lmao

dim kettle
#

Ha HA! nice try. You're buying it off NFL Shop.

rustic mountain
#

The Reds should be fined for giving the Mariners Winker and Suarez for nothing

dim kettle
#

Fined. More like contracted

#

Even their owner is telling Red Fans to go to other teams lol

rustic ore
#

Should be a good game

#

Which I wouldn’t imagine ever saying about a game involving the Lions but with their shit D going against a lackluster O that game could be a shootout if Detroit can somehow keep up their O numbers

rustic mountain
#

Bailey or Mac, they both gettin sacked

dim kettle
#

Zappe sounds like someone who could be a relative to Cappy.

#

But since this is only gonna be a thing for a week.

#

Imagine being behind the Jets.

dim ledge
#

Aaaaaand Allen out yet again

#

Wtf is this dude made out of? Pretzels?

honest umbra
#

josh allen?

versed forge
#

Keenan allen

loud forum
#

Bases loaded. Top of the 9th 1 out for Phillies

honest umbra
#

what happened to helsey?

loud forum
#

Hit by pitch

#

2-1 cards

#

Cards gonna blow this one PogSMH

austere lava
#

We survived vladdy jr

#

Phewy

rustic mountain
#

Coulda tied it Vlad come on man

#

At least Springer Bo and Chapman seem to be able to get on

loud forum
#

And they blew it

#

3-2 Phillies

rustic mountain
#

Great

austere lava
#

Oh shit phillies

rustic mountain
#

Manoah actually getting outs now. Wish the first inning could be erased

austere lava
#

Yea I wish he hadn’t hit Julio so he could’ve homered instead too

#

He is looking much better now

rustic mountain
celest zephyr
#

welp still 3-0 down

#

did phillies win?

#

oh up 4-2

#

lol cardinals

austere lava
#

One half inning left I think

rustic mountain
#

Need the offense to get to the bullpen or something because Castillo is on fire

austere lava
#

Manoah is scary now but he’s already thrown so many pitches

#

Idk how long he’s gonna last

celest zephyr
#

maybe pull him soon

rustic mountain
#

I give him til the 7th maybe

celest zephyr
#

he can't throw that much

austere lava
#

62 pitches

rustic mountain
#

Playoffs are now

#

100 I can see

loud forum
#

5-2 now what is this 😭

celest zephyr
#

lol cardinals

#

better luck next year

rustic mountain
#

Shout out to the Phillies for showing up

#

Hopefully the city of Philadelphia will calmly celebrate winning

#

Granted they wont destroy the city over one playoff win

#

Maybe they will only eat a little horse poop

celest zephyr
#

just got to win one more

#

man so much baseball in one day

#

idk if i can pay attention for that long

austere lava
#

Ayo manoah

#

leave him alone

#

😭

celest zephyr
#

that's all folks

austere lava
#

nice

celest zephyr
#

just 4-0

#

sigh this feels like its over

#

ah well time to lose next game also

austere lava
#

feels good

dim kettle
#

Speaking like a Toronto fan.

austere lava
#

wish manoah would stop nailing Julio though

loud forum
#

They should have pinch hitted for molina

celest zephyr
#

you don't like toronto sports ifyou don't like having hope and watching it burn!

austere lava
#

I feel like this encapsulates both teams pretty well

#

Usually

celest zephyr
#

its going to be a miserable game 3 isn't it lol

#

if they are going to lose just lose game 2 and put me out of my misery

#

there's the raptors at least oh wait they'll probably lose in the first round also

dim kettle
#

At least it isn't a game 7.

celest zephyr
#

i shouldn't even bother watching the leafs until they make it to the second round

dim kettle
dim kettle
austere lava
#

Wow phillies

#

i can’t believe that

#

oh they gotta face the braves if they pull through lol

#

Imagine though

#

Manoah out hmm

#

I thought he’d make it one more inning

#

Very pleasing to look at that stadium while it’s drowning jays blue ngl

#

Looks nice

rustic mountain
#

Luis out here gonna complete game shut out us

#

We need a true ace next season

honest umbra
#

yea luis is different

dim kettle
rustic mountain
#

Why does nobody wanna stay in Canada

austere lava
#

very nervous about ray tomorrow

honest umbra
#

ray will be ok

austere lava
#

wtf is this commentary 😭

honest umbra
#

have faith

austere lava
#

“A little dribbler with some English on it”