sports

[dim ledge]

"saka was good for England"

"has saka performed for England? No"

[hasty basin]

Did you read

[dim ledge]

Please choose one

[hasty basin]

The statement

Above

That one

By any chance

[burnt cedar]

How bad is your backup

[short flame]

Even worse

[hasty basin]

"I never said Saka was good for England"

It's in the screenshot

As well

Perfect

[dim ledge]

Oh right so you never said that but you apply the same metric to Bowen

[burnt cedar]

Rip

[dim ledge]

Neither have been good for England

Done, great

[short flame]

He’s had one shot on target in 14 games

[hasty basin]

Ye

I'm not saying either should be excused

[dim ledge]

Why apply that metric to Bowen and not saka insofar as if they deserve to be called up

[short flame]

A penalty that was stopped by the keeper

[burnt cedar]

Saka has been good for arsenal one

[hasty basin]

I'll apply it to Saka when I get to him

[dim ledge]

I understand that

[burnt cedar]

And Saka has been good for England I don’t agree with you lot saying he hasn’t

[dim ledge]

Its a different metric though

So again

[hasty basin]

It's not like the players are the first problem anyway

If I was going by

[dim ledge]

Why apply that metric to Bowen and not Saka

[hasty basin]

The biggest problems

I would have just said

[dim ledge]

Oh ok so deflecting now

[hasty basin]

Southgate is terrible

[dim ledge]

As I've been saying this whole time

[hasty basin]

Wouldn't I

?

[dim ledge]

The millions of other reasons that England are poor

[hasty basin]

Ye

[dim ledge]

And we single out Bowen

[burnt cedar]

He’s not really when he said Southgate was bad earlier too

[dim ledge]

[burnt cedar]

And then moved onto players

[hasty basin]

You just entered the chat

And saw that only

Lol

[dim ledge]

Doesn't stop it from being a stupid statement

[hasty basin]

Why is it

Does it lack sense?

Should he have been called up?

[dim ledge]

It does lack sense, yes

[hasty basin]

Why

[dim ledge]

Who else would you have called up in his place and would that callup have been impactful on the squad considering all the other issues present?

[hasty basin]

Maddison?

[dim ledge]

Not even the same position

Try again

[hasty basin]

Bowen doesn't start at RM anyway?

[dim ledge]

Which is his fault?

[hasty basin]

No I'm saying it wouldn't have mattered if Maddison was on the bench instead of him

[dim ledge]

So the first person you take out for James

Is Bowen

Am I understanding that right or are you just strawmanning

[short spindle]

YESSSS

[hasty basin]

I would have taken Maddison out for Bowen , Mount

[short spindle]

We're back

[hasty basin]

Saka

[short spindle]

Group A here we come

[hasty basin]

Did I say Bowen was the worst on the team?

[dim ledge]

Did I say you did?

[hasty basin]

The worst midfielder?

YOu're saying

I'm singling him out

[dim ledge]

Because you did

Lmfao

[hasty basin]

No I'm literally saying

Mount and Saka don't deserve it either

[dim ledge]

I disagree on Saka

[hasty basin]

You replied like

2 fucking seconds

Later

It's not like I could've

Talked about the other players

[dim ledge]

Yeah because it's a stupid statement

[hasty basin]

It's not wrong

[burnt cedar]

@short spindle I could have potentially played against Haksabanovic

[short spindle]

Nah don't diss Saka he's better than most players

[short spindle]

He was electric tonight

[burnt cedar]

The year he joined West Ham is the year our team stopped playing against their youth team

[dim ledge]

It is in the scope of "let me blame this young player who Southgate doesn't even play in the right position as a reason why England are poor"

[short spindle]

Did you play against anyone familiar?

[hasty basin]

Oh defo not only him

[dim ledge]

Which is precisely the context you've presented your point in

So if it's not him

[burnt cedar]

Nobody who made it pro from what I remember

[dim ledge]

Why say him

[short spindle]

Like known player

[burnt cedar]

Maybe lower leagues

[short spindle]

Oh

[burnt cedar]

Nah

[short spindle]

Ok

[hasty basin]

Maybe because i was about to name the players?

[burnt cedar]

Yeah literally if we got the chance

[hasty basin]

You said it yourself you replied after 2 seconds

[dim ledge]

And he just went first because...

[hasty basin]

Because that's who I remembered on the spot?????

It's not like I have a graph ready

[dim ledge]

Ah right yes I also instantly think of Bowen when I think of England's issues

Now I completely understand

[hasty basin]

For who I think is gonna be the main topic of who should not have been called up

[dim ledge]

Yeah that much is obvious

[hasty basin]

Is Bowen that much of a nobody that I couldn't have thought about him

[dim ledge]

I'm saying it's a non issue bringing him up considering the scope of everything else

[hasty basin]

And I never said he was the main reason England are losing

Or even one of the main

Lol

[burnt cedar]

The main issue from it is poor squad selection from Southgate

[hasty basin]

If you want you can come to this chatA

And state the obvious

[burnt cedar]

Bowen is apart of that like other players who shouldn’t be there

[dim ledge]

The obvious is that Bowen isn't remotely at fault and stipulating that his selection is problematic is a strawman

[hasty basin]

Well it's obviously not Bowen's fault he was called up lol

[dim ledge]

Or that he doesn't play his position

Which logically impacts his perspective performances for England

[burnt cedar]

And he most likely won’t for England

[dim ledge]

But again

[burnt cedar]

Because of the players ahead of him

[dim ledge]

If we don't take Bowen

In his position

Considering his known acumen

Who do we take instead

[burnt cedar]

I genuinely don’t think England will miss on anything if they don’t take Bowen

He’s basically 3rd/4th choice

[dim ledge]

Right so

If he's 3/4

Why the fuck is his selection a problem

[burnt cedar]

And I would take Maddison, he doesn’t play the same position but he will defo have more of an impact

[dim ledge]

So Bowen is the first player you remove for Mads

Not mount who has literally done zero

[burnt cedar]

I mean I’d take him out to lol

We’re talking about Bowen

[hasty basin]

Who said I would remove Bowen first

For Maddison

[burnt cedar]

So I’m gonna give you an answer for Bowen

[hasty basin]

And not Mount

[dim ledge]

I'm just saying

Pointing to Bowen is pointless

[hasty basin]

So let's point out Mount

[dim ledge]

Sure

[hasty basin]

Ok now that that's done with

[dim ledge]

I won't argue that

But Bowen always gets brought up in this context

[hasty basin]

Mount has done 0 am I correct

For England

[burnt cedar]

If Jack Harrison and Maddison were called up ahead of Mount and Bowen I don’t think anybody would have complained

[dim ledge]

I can literally piss out an entire list of players who have "done 0 for England"

[hasty basin]

Wtf

Who keeps bringing up Bowen

Over and over again

As the first problem for England

[dim ledge]

Not in that context

In the context of like

[hasty basin]

Or the first midfielder problem

[dim ledge]

"is he as good as these others? Does he deserve (insert accolade/honour)?"

Which yes

Current form isn't reflective of

But he has that acumen and that skill

So fingering his call up as problematic is frankly senseless when, as literally everyone here has said

There are a host of other issues

/players who don't deserve a call up

[hasty basin]

Yes

I agree that there are others

[burnt cedar]

I mean if we had mentioned every player would you still the same thing?

[dim ledge]

No

[hasty basin]

Yea like

Not every single player is the problem

[burnt cedar]

You didn’t give us the chance to lol

[hasty basin]

Like a singular player

I was typing afterward lmao

[dim ledge]

You shoulda kept typing then

[hasty basin]

But then I saw your reply

So I had to answer

Lol

I don't have anything against Bowen so

There would be no point in me

[dim ledge]

Understandable

It just felt that way

[hasty basin]

Saying he was one of the problems

[dim ledge]

When I saw that name and no other player besides Maguire

[burnt cedar]

Shaw was too

[hasty basin]

And Southgate

And Shaw

Yeah

[dim ledge]

Yeah that's true

Shaw was there

Goodness England are fucked aren't they

[burnt cedar]

I mean right now

[stoic topaz]

does anyone of you know of a pirated site where you can watch sports?

[hasty basin]

Yea they are

[dim ledge]

Yes

Name the sport

[stoic topaz]

tennis

[hasty basin]

Will they sack Southgate though

Lol

[dim ledge]

Oooo tennis?

Uhhh

Hang on

[burnt cedar]

Mount, Maguire, Dier, Grealish

Don’t deserve to be called up

Sancho was unlucky not to get called up

[stoic topaz]

yes federer's last competitive match ever is about to start

[burnt cedar]

Isn’t that in London?

Didn’t realise they played tennis that late

[stoic topaz]

apparently they do

[burnt cedar]

Kinda cool

[dim ledge]

No is the answer

Complacency

[burnt cedar]

England will under perform at the World Cup

[dim ledge]

Severely

[burnt cedar]

And he’ll get sacked after

When it’s too late

[dim ledge]

And I'll be the first to say

On current form

Despite his acumen and talent

Trent shouldn't be called up

[burnt cedar]

You still have to take him imo

For the threat

[hasty basin]

Kinda sad lol

[burnt cedar]

But James/Walker is sufficient

England have way too many rbs

Ben White even been good at rb this year

[dim ledge]

I mean fuck it

Southgate clearly doesn't have an issue playing players out of position

Stick him elsewhere

[burnt cedar]

England also have like 6 keepers who are all in the same tier

[dim ledge]

Average to above average

[burnt cedar]

Spot is up for grabs

Ramsdale/Henderson would be the most likely fight for it

[dim ledge]

Honestly if Trent doesn't even make rb for England on form

I doubt anything happens

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/sportbible/status/1573415784667398161

SPORTbible (@sportbible)

Only two nations are yet to score a single non-penalty goal in the 2022-23 UEFA Nations League.

• San Marino
• England

😳😳😳

Twitter · Sep 23, 2022, 8:55 PM

[burnt cedar]

True

[burnt cedar]

He actually got so lucky he fell into a good crop of England players

A lot of these players are from when they won the under 17 World Cup

[dim ledge]

True

Horrifying to think how England/southgates career would look if he didn't

His players bailed him out by getting to the euro final

[burnt cedar]

And they lost because of him

Made them sit back when they was 1-0 up

[dim ledge]

See

That's precisely why Trent won't ever start

[burnt cedar]

England won’t make the quarter finals at the World Cup unless something changes

[dim ledge]

He plays his defense so deep

[short spindle]

Get Dyche in

[solid dagger]

Lmao England got relegated

[dim ledge]

WHAT

[sweet tree]

they're going to be in League B for the next nations league tournament or whatever

4 groups in League A, 4 Groups in B and 4 in C.

either way it's not that big of a deal, Nations league is wack

[broken ledge]

England lost

Looooooooooool

World Cup is looking shaky for them rn

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1573404142898495494

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Big injury report for the #Chargers: QB Justin Herbert (ribs) did not practice and is questionable for Sunday vs. the #Jaguars. WR Keenan Allen (hamstring) and RT Trey Pipkins (foot) are also questionable, while CB JC Jackson (ankle) and C Corey Linsley (knee) are doubtful.

Likes

1052

Retweets

118

Twitter · Sep 23, 2022, 8:09 PM

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1573442597137403905

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

Taylor Swift turned down an offer to perform at the Super Bowl LVII halftime show.

https://t.co/UtMCEm4qDA

Likes

145

Twitter · Sep 23, 2022, 10:42 PM

[smoky fable]

Not a Swift fan huh?

[rustic ore]

More so I'm just tired of pop SB shows

Pop music and football don't mix imo

[smoky fable]

That is true

[celest zephyr]

Yeah

Herbert shouldn’t play

[versed forge]

I don’t think he will

Chase Daniel will be playing for herb

[smoky fable]

Oh yeah Kittle is back. @dim ledge

[dim ledge]

yeah and cmc confirmed playing

[versed forge]

Nice im glad he’s alright

[celest zephyr]

nice

kittle back

https://www.reddit.com/r/AFCSouthMemeWar/comments/xmbwfi/colts_cant_even_get_their_family_members_to_go/

lol colts

can't have shit there

[celest zephyr]

leafs sub exploding wtf

why

https://www.reddit.com/r/leafs/comments/xmbcis/koshan_benn_said_spezza_was_a_big_influence_in/

leafs have a surpless of competent defenders

stanley cup

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/xm7lg6/andre_igoudala_im_on_the_young_fellas_and_im/

iggy pulling a haslem

[celest zephyr]

wtf murray not playing ottawa

wtf

lame

kallgren mvp

wtf why two gamwes in one day is this basebbll

wtf nhl

[dim kettle]

Mariners really about to choke a playoff spot again. In other words, Mariners baseball since 2001.

[celest zephyr]

mariners baseball!!!

https://tenor.com/view/sunday-football-gif-18440173

[haughty moss]

Pujols 699 🔥

[coral rose]

ALBERT PUJOLS!!!

1 MORE HOMER

[haughty moss]

700 JDKSK

[coral rose]

HOLY SHIT

HDNIFJFBD

We have witnessed history

Like actual history

[haughty moss]

Unreal

[dim kettle]

And he did it in a Cards jersey. Unreal.

https://fxtwitter.com/DylanHolt_/status/1573513957389869071?s=20&t=HYMuFZ6b52ECWV8I_YJS1w

[haughty moss]

🐐

[warm kestrel]

Amazing

[sweet tree]

damnn

[warm kestrel]

Home Run Leaderboard:

Barry Bonds - 762
Hank Aaron Jr. - 755
Babe Ruth - 714
Albert Pujols - 700

[proud coyote]

he did it

[loud forum]

Shout out pujols

700!

[proud coyote]

lmfao at the crowd at 699

[loud forum]

Imagine being the guy to catch #700

Absolutely wild

[honest umbra]

the guy who caught 700

already left stadium

said hes keeping it for now

already had gotten bunch of offers

[proud coyote]

not surprised

was it the dude with long hair?

[honest umbra]

yup

[proud coyote]

he should sit on it for a couple weeks at the very least

[honest umbra]

agreed

it seems scummy for some ppl

but thats a gold mine

its smart imo lol

[proud coyote]

if judge hits 62 in NY

someone might die

saw an offer for 2 million already exists

[honest umbra]

btw im confused

is he at 60 or 61

[proud coyote]

60

[honest umbra]

ah

how did he even do today

i was sleeping lol

[proud coyote]

not sure, think he struck out a couple times

[haughty moss]

yeah he did

[toxic canyon]

PUJOLS 700

ARRIBA LO DOMINICANOS

https://tenor.com/view/dominican-independence-dominican-republic-dance-happy-happy-gif-13605939

[haughty moss]

[dim ledge]

God

Please give Ohtani a better team

Thank you

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote wow

https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1573197766905499648?t=6jYoCzaTolK1UscsEeYCVQ&s=19

Sky Sports Premier League (@SkySportsPL)

Thomas Tuchel has been left in post-Brexit visa limbo over his ability to remain in the United Kingdom according to reports 📰

Likes

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Twitter · Sep 23, 2022, 6:29 AM

Didn't expect this

[proud coyote]

whoa

what?

[dim ledge]

Right? Wtf

[proud coyote]

that article fucking sucks

literally zero information

it's just a bunch of headlines for clicks

sky

[dim ledge]

Ah tbh I didn't open article, just saw the headline

Lemme dig

Still if that's true

That's really bad

[proud coyote]

it's true yeah

i found real articles

[dim ledge]

Really makes you question how conditional these work visas are

Like, it's not like the club houses them, they have property there...

[simple seal]

PUJOLS

[warm kestrel]

All those New Yorkers whining about Apple TV and Judge didn't do anything tonight.

[proud coyote]

wish it was on apple TV

so I wouldn't have to hear michael kay's awful voice

yankees fans were stockholm syndromed into liking him

[simple seal]

lol yeah

[wheat wyvern]

Speed is living his dream

[burnt cedar]

Lmfaoooo https://vxtwitter.com/totalcristiano/status/1573673932875567112?s=46&t=ifVJ3cpQ3DK3kuW08EYKPg

[wheat wyvern]

https://youtu.be/z0h3h1UVPSs

This game is awesome

[sweet tree]

that top bins goal

[robust grotto]

Bro lmfao

https://twitter.com/sportbible/status/1573674662768304136?s=46&t=L881OtTz-pXYUZL_iby7eA kid celebrated like he just sacked a QB

SPORTbible (@sportbible)

Speed takes KSI out after just 16 seconds 😂

https://t.co/OX2bn9zZ38

Likes

34976

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▶ Play video

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 2:04 PM

[hasty basin]

Probably the best charity match yet

[sweet tree]

yeah its good

best one was when vikk scored a goal

been a while since I've seen a sidemen charity game tho

[hasty basin]

Lmao

[celest zephyr]

The fkn sidemen charity is hilarious

[short flame]

What is that game 😂

[celest zephyr]

It’s great

[hasty basin]

Vikk>>>>>>

[celest zephyr]

Props

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/Ziad_EJ/status/1573686392844156930

Ziad is NOT in pain  (@Ziad_EJ)

Non penalty goals this season:

Vikkstar: 1
Tobi: 1
Miniminter: 1
Chunkz: 1
Niko: 1
Filly: 1
Theo Baker: 1

Ronaldo: 0

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 2:50 PM

[celest zephyr]

W

[short flame]

Ronaldo didn’t have a guy named dragon in front of him

[celest zephyr]

Still can’t convert

Mini and Tobi class above

[sweet tree]

chunkz with a goal is brazy

[celest zephyr]

What makes it so funny

Clattenburg is the ref

[sweet tree]

miniminter always does well in these

[celest zephyr]

and Goldbridge is a manager

[sweet tree]

LMAO

[short flame]

The pro referee?

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/Sidemen/status/1572284651548418048?s=20&t=Kr21SjQiQ10YhdEWgYEZ3A

Sidemen (@Sidemen)

The charity match requires some tactical masterplans and they'll be provided by the team managers.

We're happy to welcome Mark Goldbridge and Billy Wingrove to the teams!

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Twitter · Sep 20, 2022, 6:00 PM

[celest zephyr]

Yes

Mark

[short flame]

😂

[celest zephyr]

The 2016 UCL and Euro final ref

[short flame]

Now they just need collina as the linesman

[celest zephyr]

They should’ve brought Foster

He’s a YouTube all star

[short flame]

Yeah he’s amazing

Maybe too good for their level

[celest zephyr]

Should’ve manager United over Solksjaer smh

[short flame]

Anyone could have

The fa can still call him

[celest zephyr]

Omfg

[short flame]

The World Cup hasn’t started yet

[celest zephyr]

They are actually chanting the “oooooooh boom ah you’re shit!”

[hasty basin]

Nooooo

SPeed

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

[celest zephyr]

Lmfao SPEED

he slapped Clattenburg

HAHAHAH

[hasty basin]

3 assists

2 goals

Yooo

[hasty basin]

LMAO

For real

[celest zephyr]

Mini is Messi

[hasty basin]

He's the messi of this

Match

[celest zephyr]

He and Chris has been absolutely amazing

[hasty basin]

Their duo

Is so good

[celest zephyr]

The link up play is too good

[hasty basin]

Imagine the up 3

Of

Him Chris and Tobi

Or him chris and Manny

[celest zephyr]

Chris did score some against Foster in one of their videos

[hasty basin]

Yh

[celest zephyr]

[hasty basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/lapulgafreak/status/1573678069683986432?s=46&t=t9MqxZ2BCucqTMqwqSeQqg

[celest zephyr]

Commentator goes hard

[hasty basin]

Stephen is goated

And SPencer too

[celest zephyr]

“If Pogba played like this, he would’ve stayed at United”

[short flame]

He did play like this

For France

[sweet tree]

stepovers 3 yards away is crazy

[celest zephyr]

Four years ago

LETS GOOOO

[hasty basin]

Cal 💀

[celest zephyr]

CHRIS

[hasty basin]

Lmaooo

[sweet tree]

imagine if speed scores a goal

[celest zephyr]

Almost

Was offside so he went on to slap Marks ass with his shirt

[burnt cedar]

Cal the dragon is match fixing

[sweet tree]

that's the gk innit

[burnt cedar]

Yeah lool

[sweet tree]

he selling

[celest zephyr]

Yeah

Nah he ain’t

He just doing the De Gea

Chunkz

[burnt cedar]

Lmfaooo wth

[celest zephyr]

Speed was so close

[burnt cedar]

What did speed do

[celest zephyr]

Bro literally flew

[hasty basin]

HP is so good

[celest zephyr]

Chris’s pass was great

[hasty basin]

Niko Brace

[celest zephyr]

Lmaoo

@hasty basin out of context

[hasty basin]

Lmaooo

[celest zephyr]

Better quality

Bro is a menace

[hasty basin]

Fr

This is great

LOL

Cal and

Pieface are below

4.0

[celest zephyr]

Damn Pinero out isn’t good

He has been solid in defense

[hasty basin]

Yeah

He's been

Really good

WILL NE

[celest zephyr]

Tell me last year Speed will be playing on the same pitch ChrisMD and Mark Clattenburg will be the ref and I would’ve called you mad

[hasty basin]

Lmaoo

[celest zephyr]

He also has the go pro too

So we might see the go pro footage

[hasty basin]

Hehehe

I reckon

IT'll end 7-7

[celest zephyr]

It’s amazing to see my childhood yters playing footy on a large pitch

My middle school years were them

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[sweet tree]

YOOOOO

THAT OUTSIDE OF THE BOOT PASS

[hasty basin]

Oh.

My.

[burnt cedar]

Omds

[celest zephyr]

WHAT A PASS

[hasty basin]

God.

[celest zephyr]

OH MY

[hasty basin]

That was actually

[sweet tree]

that was brazy tobi

[burnt cedar]

What a goal

[hasty basin]

THE LINKUP

[celest zephyr]

FUCKING

[hasty basin]

AMAZING linkup

[celest zephyr]

WOW

[hasty basin]

Goal of the day?

[celest zephyr]

CHRIS’S AMAZING PASS

[sweet tree]

Manny X tobi

[celest zephyr]

THEN A TRIVELA

[wheat wyvern]

Damn that was good

[hasty basin]

The brothers

[celest zephyr]

What a fucking header

[hasty basin]

Simon on again

[celest zephyr]

Tobi’s cross was literally Modric

[hasty basin]

It was crazy

[celest zephyr]

He playing like West Ham Payet today

[hasty basin]

I think

They've scored one like that

Tobi and Manny

But it wasn't a header

[celest zephyr]

Mini like Stoke Peter Crouch

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[celest zephyr]

and Chris is Stockport Iniesta

[hasty basin]

SIMONON

SIMOOOOOOOOOOON

[sweet tree]

Simon is the goat

[celest zephyr]

HAHAHA

SIMON

MINI HATTRICK

[hasty basin]

He's the MOTM

HATRICK Of

[celest zephyr]

KING

[hasty basin]

ASSISTS AND GOALS

[celest zephyr]

KING

[hasty basin]

👑

[celest zephyr]

What a clean finish too

[sweet tree]

3 goals and 3 assist

[celest zephyr]

Im fucking donating

[celest zephyr]

This game is worth donating 20 bucks

[burnt cedar]

And people are against an all star game smh

This is real football

[sweet tree]

yeah its fun

[celest zephyr]

Total football

[burnt cedar]

Hopefully this can go to pens

[celest zephyr]

I remember watching a full game of the old all star games from the 90s

[hasty basin]

This is the best

[sweet tree]

yeah I want pens

[hasty basin]

Charity match they had yet

[celest zephyr]

I think it was South American vs European alls tars

[sweet tree]

nice save

[celest zephyr]

Or it was Europe vs World all stars

[hasty basin]

What a save cal!!!

[burnt cedar]

Lmaooo what a save

For the cameras

[celest zephyr]

CAL THE DRAGON

[dim ledge]

how the fuck is that not a 10 lmao

9.9 theyre having a piss

[celest zephyr]

The algorithm is like that

[hasty basin]

I have NO IDEA

[dim ledge]

the algorithm is having a piss*

[hasty basin]

He's been on

9.6

[celest zephyr]

You can’t get a 10 in the google algorithm thingy

[hasty basin]

Since like

2 assists 1 goal

I think

[celest zephyr]

This game deserves a stat

like opta or something

[hasty basin]

2.5 mil watching

Lol

On yt

[celest zephyr]

Yeah

Probably one of the most viewed livestreams of all time

[hasty basin]

Yooo

Free kick

Yooooooo

The most anticipated

[celest zephyr]

I’ve seen some vtubers have few hundred thousands but I’ve never seen a million in YouTube

[hasty basin]

Yeah

Cal is going up

👀

[celest zephyr]

Let’s gooo

[hasty basin]

How's this so intense

Lmaooo

LOL

Speed

[celest zephyr]

More intense than the 2019 UCL final

Tbh anything is more intense than that

Omfg speed

[hasty basin]

💀 💀

[celest zephyr]

[sweet tree]

let cal or speed take the freekick

[celest zephyr]

Speed should hahaha

For the banter

Or Mark

Mark himself

[hasty basin]

Lmao

[celest zephyr]

Clattenburg is loving this fucking game hahaha

[hasty basin]

For real

[celest zephyr]

probably his most enjoyable game ever

[hasty basin]

Theoo

[celest zephyr]

He doesn’t get booed

He doesn’t get slandered

[hasty basin]

Here we go

[celest zephyr]

And it’s all fun

[hasty basin]

PIEFACE

[celest zephyr]

HAHAHA

[sweet tree]

sidemen win

[celest zephyr]

W PIEFACE

MASHALLAH

[hasty basin]

PIEFACE IS A LEGEND

[celest zephyr]

Greatest football game in amateur ball history

[hasty basin]

True

[celest zephyr]

Pinero should be rated higher

[hasty basin]

True

[celest zephyr]

He was amazing in defense

[hasty basin]

W2s too

[celest zephyr]

Not his fault Cal had two balls go through his legs

[hasty basin]

Racist to Harry?

Both Harrys?

Hmmmm

[celest zephyr]

Dragons rating would be low if he didn’t make those great saves haha

[hasty basin]

Yeah lol

[celest zephyr]

Side men had the best frontline

Too good

[hasty basin]

Yeah

He got MOTM

(Simon)

https://twitter.com/NoContextMarkG/status/1573682921059270658?t=PWs6y03FNVNNFeOWpsSdtA&s=19

Out of Context Mark Goldbridge (@NoContextMarkG)

Speed x Goldbridge & SAF x Ronaldo. I can’t tell the difference 🥲 #sidemenCharityMatch

Likes

17233

Retweets

1612

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 2:37 PM

[burnt cedar]

Harry Pinero 5.9 smh without him it would have been 20 goals for the sidemen

[hasty basin]

Speed is mad

[hasty basin]

He deserves like

[celest zephyr]

Hahaha

[hasty basin]

7.5

[celest zephyr]

The SPEED RAGE

[hasty basin]

Lmao

[celest zephyr]

“I felt like an egg bout to open a yolk, and a yolk about to open a milk” @hasty basin

[hasty basin]

Yeah 💀

[sweet tree]

tobi and miniminter are just cheat codes

[hasty basin]

Oh god...

[celest zephyr]

Chris too

Chris had amazing passes today

He put a lot of passes on the plate for Tobi and Mini

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/adot4k/status/1573687887408910341?s=46&t=oHpuRFl_t4eP8Fugulgnhw

🎱 (@Adot4k)

https://t.co/MgqR3o6xuS

Likes

382

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 2:56 PM

Hmmmm onside

[celest zephyr]

[short flame]

Var?

[celest zephyr]

Clattenburg in the bin

[wheat wyvern]

Speed did that all the time

But great game

[celest zephyr]

I think this game had the most donations ever probably

[hasty basin]

Yeeah

It deserves it tho

[celest zephyr]

AFAIK the highest rn is Coco retirement

[hasty basin]

This was so entertaining

[wheat wyvern]

Did they say how much donation came in?

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/westham/status/1573703183658016769?s=46&t=gSgQelFWU1UFdCq4RkSltw

West Ham United (@WestHam)

Welcome to London, @IShowSpeedSui ⚒️

Likes

8886

Retweets

1079

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 3:57 PM

[hasty basin]

Idk if they said it at the end

Should be over like

600K tho

[celest zephyr]

@

[celest zephyr]

They’ll probably say after the thing is over

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[wheat wyvern]

Not bad

Good game

[celest zephyr]

People are still sending hundreds of dollars

[wheat wyvern]

It deserved it

Nice thinking of them too

[hasty basin]

O hgod

[wheat wyvern]

I Usually dont like them Youtubers but this was great

[celest zephyr]

Reason why football is the greatest sport

All that fundraisers and money they got from an all star game for charity

[celest zephyr]

@robust grotto

@hasty basin lmfao a guy in the super chat was apologizing for slandering Mark Goldbridge and sent money

[hasty basin]

LMAO

[celest zephyr]

Wtf they are planning to do this at the Emirates next year?

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/vikkstar123/status/1573662829034471424?s=46&t=gSgQelFWU1UFdCq4RkSltw

Vikkstar123 ★ (@Vikkstar123)

The most lethal strike force & @noahbeck

Likes

39988

Retweets

1184

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 1:17 PM

[celest zephyr]

I’m fucking going hahaha

[hasty basin]

That would be

CRAZY

https://twitter.com/necowilliams01/status/1573694920489058304

Neco Williams (@necowilliams01)

Where’s VAR what a goal SPEED😂😂

Likes

17637

Retweets

956

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 3:24 PM

Lmaoo

Neco Williams

[celest zephyr]

Man to be honest

These guys are so famous that there’s plenty of pros watching

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[celest zephyr]

HAHAH WE HATE TOTTENHAM CHANT

Big W

[hasty basin]

Any Tottenham fans here?

👀

[sweet tree]

nah

[hasty basin]

Ofc this is the first thing I see

[celest zephyr]

https://vxtwitter.com/poetaetrr/status/1573706442674167815?s=46&t=IYsKcDsIqc7UI137BAn-Tg

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/LUFC/status/1573706133541355523

Leeds United (@LUFC)

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @SonnyPerkins9 grabbed a hat-trick for @England’s U19s today, as they defeated Georgia 6-0 in Hjørring

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 4:09 PM

[celest zephyr]

@hasty basin

[hasty basin]

LMAO

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1573706347555786752?s=20&t=T06LOBgVgBU8sZgKuzYKdw

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1573696663964770305

B/R Football (@brfootball)

Noah Beck, Chunkz and Filly for YouTube All Stars in the #sidemenCharityMatch today 😅

Likes

9413

Retweets

737

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 3:31 PM

[celest zephyr]

Charity count?

let’s go

[hasty basin]

Wtf

Over a mil??

[celest zephyr]

ONE FUCKING MIL

[hasty basin]

Yoooooooooooooooooooo

WTF

[celest zephyr]

That’s the greatest superchat achievement

I love this game

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[short spindle]

Cal turned into Pendulum de gea

Speed assaulted Mark Clattenburg lol

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/thatsfootballtv/status/1573705043659857922?s=46&t=Xjsu-_ldIp2l4GbV9TOFdQ

That's Football! (@ThatsFootballTV)

Where are the lies? 👀

Likes

3066

Retweets

354

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 4:04 PM

[fluid moat]

Goatbridge 🐐

[short flame]

Managers should have uniform rules

You don’t wear a suit you’re not allowed to coach

[celest zephyr]

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE SOLKSJAER FROM THE SIDE

[celest zephyr]

this pic goes too hard

[short flame]

Genuinely thought it was ole. I remember his united debut was decent before he was given the long contract

[short flame]

Best manager in the world

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1573696116444614658?t=KNPj8dn4vlMzGhwyfxMmRA&s=19

Field Yates (@FieldYates)

Bills star S Micah Hyde is headed to injured reserve and will be out for the season, per his agent @jackbechta.

Likes

1994

Retweets

222

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 3:29 PM

[celest zephyr]

the big issue is idk what can be season ending and isn't possibly career ending asa. neck injury

if its a damaged disk that's possibly it

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/ATLSportStan/status/1573696138791845888?s=20&t=emek_37NiC9IPGC4cJvXsw

🎡 (@ATLSportStan)

@FieldYates @jackbechta Wow. This now makes the Falcons the super bowl favorites.

Likes

146

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 3:29 PM

[celest zephyr]

bills are banged up

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/1573717557345161216?s=20&t=emek_37NiC9IPGC4cJvXsw

SB Nation (@SBNation)

never too early for a surrender cobra in Ann Arbor

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 4:54 PM

https://fxtwitter.com/CFBONFOX/status/1573717526726451206?s=20&t=emek_37NiC9IPGC4cJvXsw

https://fxtwitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1573718923853242369?s=20&t=emek_37NiC9IPGC4cJvXsw

[celest zephyr]

crowder wants out still

@smoky fable

any thoughts on what crowder trade you want?

payne and shamet haven't been it

a 3rd guard who can score points off the bench seems to be what they need, but then they'd also have to fill crowder's role with a forward who can defend and still be at least passable shooting

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1573713701919678465

Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn)

New Orleans Pelicans guard CJ McCollum has agreed on a two-year, $64 million extension that’ll take him through 2025-2026, his agent Sam Goldfeder of @Excelbasketball tells ESPN. New deal ties McCollum to Pels for four years and $133M.

Likes

7532

Retweets

1091

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 4:39 PM

good for cj. nice to cash in with the pelicans

plus the cap is just going up. smart for the pelicans to lock in now and not have to pay more two years from now

[dim kettle]

Fucking Michigan.

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1573726740383416323?s=20&t=Q2AE3iyBn3PfscemjPJ9GQ

NFL (@NFL)

Packers place WR Sammy Watkins on IR.

Likes

457

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 5:31 PM

[smoky fable]

Just trade him away

No point in having a disgruntled guy on the roster

Cam Johnson is the starter now

[smoky fable]

They’re losing to Maryland then huh

Harbaugh probably not happy

[smoky fable]

Not getting Bogdanovic sucks

[dim kettle]

Wolves just scored a TD but they sure as hell playing down to Maryland.

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/fuxkalba/status/1573712811523555328?t=_LcRz_M18nmjxX3s-TZaQA&s=19

fuxkalba (@fuxkalba)

Ter stegen 2018-2021

https://t.co/bTjT1lMhg6

▶ Play video

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 4:35 PM

[celest zephyr]

yeah for sure

hopefully he can be at least passable on defense

bogdanovic would have been huge

should ahve traded crowder for him earlier

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/jackie-redmond-jackie-redmond-jackie-already-already-gif-20338794

[celest zephyr]

classic

packers are fucked

[rustic ore]

Honestly feel so bad for the dude

He’s just so damn injury prone

[celest zephyr]

yeah same

[dim kettle]

He's always gonna be a reminder that we got lucky getting Evans instead.

[rustic ore]

No bigger wasted talent from that 2014 WR class than him imo

[dim kettle]

The Bills and the injuries fucked him up.

[hasty basin]

The cameras didn't even let us see

[smoky fable]

Clemson kicker made a 52 yarder

That is impressive

[dim kettle]

Now I wonder how Wake Forest is gonna screw this up.

[smoky fable]

I’m impressed with the qb for Wake Forest. Even if Clemson’s secondary is non existent

DJ also played well for Clemson as well

Both defenses need to burn this tape

[dim kettle]

They're literally doing the same draw play over and over again and getting big yards. Clemson's defense that pathetic rn

[smoky fable]

And wake forest utterly imploded

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/1573753838493962241?s=20&t=fQ3QZYBCXj0k695qZ4OCiQ

SB Nation (@SBNation)

College football is perfect

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 7:18 PM

[sacred prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/gator-chomp-florida-gators-gif-14858628

Go Gators!

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/TBTimes_Rays/status/1573756101807456256

Marc Topkin (@TBTimes_Rays)

BREAKING: #Rays Baz to undergo Tommy John surgery, out for all of 2023

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 7:27 PM

[sacred prairie]

baz a disappointment

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/YahooSports/status/1573756715610390533?s=20&t=fQ3QZYBCXj0k695qZ4OCiQ

[haughty moss]

mizzou awful how you fumble at that spot 😭

[dim kettle]

He's working out to be a Chargers kicker in the future.

[haughty moss]

game winning td and they blew it

💀

[versed forge]

Clemson and wake forest still tied up in OT

[dim kettle]

Defense is a social construct.

[versed forge]

Clemson td

[dim kettle]

Dude has so much time in the pocket.

[versed forge]

Oof

[dim kettle]

ACC Network having drunk cameras with the Hurricanes. 😠

Seriosuly, WTF is up with the cameras? smh

[haughty moss]

TD for UNC.

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1573761991419854850?s=20&t=QdBTaWEnx3Xb4qTQMbPCRw

RedditCFB (@RedditCFB)

Looks like @espn is going out of its way to enrage large swathes of the college football audience today!

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 7:51 PM

[celest zephyr]

wtf is that censoring

but yeah that;s lame

[dim kettle]

A camera has to be having problems in Miami.

They're just show wide angles.

Like someone is holding a phone, recording.

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/stlboz/status/1573761419975094273?s=20&t=D7bOiPoZWzMt1JasGOuz0g

Jim Boswell (@stlboz)

Does the ACC Network have local high schoolers doing camera work and directing today’s Miami game broadcast? It’s like watching All-22 film. Terrible

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 7:48 PM

lmao

[dim kettle]

It's pissing me off for sure. lol

The angles only reminding me how many empty seats a home Canes game has a year.

[celest zephyr]

nhl starts in 13 days

oct 7

[dim kettle]

Leafs fan: "It's time for hockey season!"

"it's time for hockey season".

[haughty moss]

empty arena match rn

great view for me rn gotta love ACC

[dim kettle]

Van Dyke throws 2 picks in 2 throws

[haughty moss]

😂

canes back

[versed forge]

Lets goo time to see fraud Notre dame play

[dim kettle]

I have to remind myself every year that I support the Canes because they had players like Sapp and Andre Johnson at one point.

[haughty moss]

elite program days

[dim kettle]

Feel like a I'm an old man.

[smoky fable]

When was the last time the Canes were good?

It’s been too long

[dim kettle]

Mid 2000s at least.

[smoky fable]

Been too long

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/DBWilson2/status/1573764220394536964?s=20&t=D7bOiPoZWzMt1JasGOuz0g

David Wilson (@DBWilson2)

For those wondering about the cameras in the Miami-Middle Tennessee game, ESPN uses a different system than the university to determine whether lightning is too close. Right now, ESPN's system says it's too close to have camera operators in position.

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 8:00 PM

[dim kettle]

This is painful to watch. Offense ineptitude and the inept camera views.

3 turnovers.

Please delete your franchise.

[haughty moss]

this is awful

https://tenor.com/view/roman-reigns-turns-tv-off-turning-tv-off-power-off-remote-gif-22311066

[short flame]

As a buffalo fan not looking forward for this year either

[dim kettle]

Finally Van Dyke actually throws a good pass.

https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1573766418306326528?s=20&t=i1Sz_41QVL30xJgwkWTWIA

RedditCFB (@RedditCFB)

Do I want to watch baseball cutting in or Urban Meyer? 🤔

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 8:08 PM

[haughty moss]

toledo missed fg

mich st looking cooked again...oof and they play us in 2 weeks

[rustic ore]

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/09/24/former-giants-rb-michael-cox-wins-28-5-million-verdict-in-medical-malpractice-case/

[haughty moss]

what is miami on lool

[dim kettle]

It's like Manny Diaz never left.

[smoky fable]

I don’t know how Urban Meyer could have made himself more despised

[haughty moss]

24-3 oh man this is bad

[smoky fable]

Middle Ten

Glad I didn’t bother watching

[rustic ore]

Richardson finally looking close to dialed in

Against a solid Tennessee D too

[dim kettle]

Blue Raiders are winning because they have things Miami lacks. Like, drive and hunger, and not making many careless mistakes.

[honest umbra]

trent richardson?

[dim kettle]

I want Van Dyke to be benched already.

[hasty basin]

Wtf Liverpool is in NFL?

[celest zephyr]

I just want to see the goaltenders in action

[loud forum]

🤞🏼

[honest umbra]

u wylin bro

[versed forge]

Risky

I got the vikings beating the lions tbh

GL tho

[loud forum]

Lions gonna surprise some people fr

[smoky fable]

Seems solid

[haughty moss]

GL 🤞🏾

[haughty moss]

yeah we gonna smoke them

[versed forge]

ND up rn

https://tenor.com/view/whoo-gif-23437371

We’re back in business

[haughty moss]

UNC wyd 🤣

[proud coyote]

UNC isn't good

but uh, I guess ND should still be happy given they lost to marshall

and almost to cal

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/ohiostatefb/status/1573805641579347969?s=46&t=vQ1PHr0LM5CdqsBxVXOB8A

Ohio State Football (@OhioStateFB)

Back in ⚫️.

#GoBucks

Likes

858

Retweets

161

Twitter · Sep 24, 2022, 10:44 PM

😮‍💨

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/247Sports/status/1573804322785312768?s=20&t=Ym0B6GBrO1OTyYzptI7ZGA

This play sums up Canes Football for the last 2 decades.

[honest umbra]

what happened to the Texas game

[haughty moss]

lost in OT

oh wow oregon with the comeback

[dim kettle]

Thank God I have the Buckeyes to help me cope with the Canes being a joke.

[haughty moss]

[dim kettle]

Those unis are so good.

[haughty moss]

right?

chop TD!

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/Igfz3AZkMzE

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-this-song-michael-jackson-this-is-my-jam-bop-gif-17649873

[torn gale]

Ohio state 👎

[modest totem]

Wyoming against BYU today 😤🤎💛

I hate waiting

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/tears-sad-wacky-dance-happy-gif-7881950

[haughty moss]

😂

[torn gale]

Cry

Ohio state stinky

[haughty moss]

can't hear you we just got an INT

[dim kettle]

Oh man, I wanted a pick 6

[haughty moss]

Stoverrrr

[dim kettle]

CJ just fooled the right side of the defense.

[haughty moss]

man he's gonna eat this year at that position

[dim kettle]

CJ really fighting for that number one pick next draft.

Coming this November:

[haughty moss]

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/CZRdHELFHWo

[haughty moss]

let's goooo

https://tenor.com/view/dog-waking-up-gif-23092154

[dim kettle]

Cmon, Day, you don't need to go tryhard.

[haughty moss]

go home wisconsin

[rustic mountain]

Hey did Wasu beat Oregon??

[haughty moss]

nope

[rustic mountain]

Motherfucker

[torn gale]

Sigh we’re back to poverty

[haughty moss]

they were up like 34-22 with the last 4 mins of the game. then the game ended 44-41

lmaoo

[rustic mountain]

Two college games I ever care about: Wasu vs Oregon, Wasu vs Washington

[dim kettle]

Wisconsin will feel my wrath after Miami got humiliated earlier.

[haughty moss]

Jack Sawyer is him

[dim ledge]

@short flame LUCHIIIIIIIITO

[short flame]

James scored

https://tenor.com/view/james-rodriguez-beso-chao-adios-despedida-gif-11599631

[dim kettle]

What a defensive play.

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/sinisterra-luis-sinisterra-feyenoord-gif-24221449

2-0

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/pointing-club-atlético-river-plate-liga-profesional-de-fútbol-de-la-afa-you-excited-gif-22340286

3-0

[celest zephyr]

Didn’t know they gave points for errors

[short flame]

4-1

[celest zephyr]

Wonder what nfl fans the packers will hire to be wrs

[short flame]

Let’s go

Finally we win a game

[dim ledge]

crazy match lmfao

wow

fun to be there live

so many people got me beer

[short flame]

Lucky you

[dim ledge]

i wore my diaz jersey tbf

[short flame]

Yeah we played well

[short flame]

You deserve all the drinks you can drink

Were there a lot of Colombians?

[dim ledge]

mostly id say yeah

lots of colombians in NJ especially this area

my friend went w me

[short flame]

Nice

I’m in Canada I can’t really go to any matches

[celest zephyr]

Hey another Canadian

Hoi

[dim ledge]

LMFAO

[dim ledge]

dude

hahaha

my colombian friends

got into a fight with guatemalans after i left

I LEGIT JUST LEFT LMAO wtf

[celest zephyr]

Lol

Just go back and join

Did you turn back and see it or what

[dim ledge]

nah they hung out afterwards

i think they were meeting some others that were in a different row after the game

and I am very tired lol

[celest zephyr]

Ah okay

Well sounds fun

[dim ledge]

it was fun

[short flame]

Hey

[short flame]

I would have done the same thing

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1573851279071264769?s=46&t=7zmolqsNhbNe8WHbW0tX-g

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Bills will be without Tre'Davious White, Dane Jackson, Micah Hyde & Jordan Poyer vs. Hill, Waddle & the Dolphins speedy offense.

Ed Oliver & Jordan Phillips are also out.

Updated secondary: Taron Johnson, Christian Benford, Kaiir Elam, Damar Hamlin & Jaquan Johnson.

Big task.

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Twitter · Sep 25, 2022, 1:46 AM

Dolphins might actually have a chance tomorrow 👀

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if were honest phins always had a chance

this just increases it

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True

Id like to see tua have another great game tbh

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Oh dear god

Bills defense got the injury bug too

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Uh

Jesus Christ

Throw out the entire program

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whos warner

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98-0 is ludicrous

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why does he have -26 yds

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bros?

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how do u score 98