sports

[potent dew]

Since the bowl I guess

[honest umbra]

0-3 and got blown out all 3 games

[potent dew]

You’re bad luck

[honest umbra]

yes sir

[potent dew]

Go to chargers games

[honest umbra]

lmao

[potent dew]

(No don’t I like them)

[honest umbra]

those would actually be fun games

like i dont even hate the chargers

[potent dew]

Wait hold up

[honest umbra]

they have such a good team

[potent dew]

I made a tier list

Last season

Lemme find

[honest umbra]

chargers have hella hype this year too doe

so their games wont be cheap this year

smh

[potent dew]

I’ll never find this shit

It’s buried in wordle screenshots

For when people actually played that shit

[honest umbra]

i remember that

i would just copy & paste wordle doe

[potent dew]

Smart

I’m an idiot never thought of that

Hold on I’ll give this one more shot

The tier list was so scuffed

Jags sea hawks and jets S tier

I like losers

And Seattle

Here’s my magnum opus

Fuck packers

[proud coyote]

damn you've got the seahawks quite high

[honest umbra]

u support same bad teams

my friend

u like being let down

[proud coyote]

browns went from like A to the bottom for me after... that happened

[honest umbra]

yea

browns suck

im fine with ur D list

except i kinda like the bucs players

they show hella respect

[potent dew]

They’re funny

[honest umbra]

well they suck this year too

like the other two teams

[potent dew]

And being shocked on October 31st when the jets actually won

[potent dew]

I fucking love the browns (except that they won)

https://youtu.be/_gZndxEvFNk

[proud coyote]

yup I was the same as you until watson got signed

their handling of it has been ridiculous

[honest umbra]

https://twitter.com/CooperKupp/status/1568107632925483008

Cooper Kupp (@CooperKupp)

Reflect. Rectify. Respond.

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Twitter · Sep 9, 2022, 5:22 AM

i love this man

i dont blame him for stafford loving him

[potent dew]

This year I’m moving the bengals to B tier and putting the chiefs in F

[honest umbra]

i feel nothing towards the chiefs

[potent dew]

They threw a lateral in the super bowl but there annoying now after a show up finally

[potent dew]

Even that tik tok kid?

[honest umbra]

i cant hate a team

for someones brother

jackson is whatever

[potent dew]

I can hate them for doing well in a shitty ot system

[honest umbra]

chiefs been on the bad end of that system before too

[potent dew]

They “fix” ot but not kickoffs? Ffs

[honest umbra]

it happens

aint their fault

[potent dew]

Cost them the game

I wanted the bills to win that game

[honest umbra]

if bills cant stop a 13 sec drive

they deserve to lose bro

[potent dew]

I can’t believe I’m still salty 9 months later

You’re right

[honest umbra]

bills fans sure werent today

they were hype af for this szn

[potent dew]

I ain’t one of them

I like losing streaks more than winning streaks

That’s fascination right there

Like a shitty movie

[honest umbra]

yea becuz u support the wrong NY team bro

[potent dew]

Supporting the giants is like supporting chess.com instead of lichess or one piece instead of.. wait

No the giants aren’t an interesting team to me tho

[honest umbra]

i mean buffalo

[potent dew]

I’m more intrigued by the NY jets with their stadium in NJ

[potent dew]

Nah fuck them lol

I do appreciate any Midwest team besides the packers tho

Because they have to stand in horrible weather to cheer on their team

Gives them something to respect

[honest umbra]

bruh

the weather was whatever today

really humid

but that stadium is awful

i got no breeze

[potent dew]

It was?

[honest umbra]

i was so dehydrated

[potent dew]

Oh

[honest umbra]

stadium itself is nice

but the engineering on it sucked

[potent dew]

But like, I mean sleet and icy wind

[honest umbra]

oh yea no

im sure snow and rain is way worse

[potent dew]

Never considered a miserable hot game

[honest umbra]

i just hate humid weather

texans prob have it rlly bad

[potent dew]

Wrong city lol

[honest umbra]

since they in houston

[potent dew]

They have to deal with bad roads bad politics and bad weather. And a bad team

Hats off tbh

Oh the main reason the sea hawks are s tier is because the fans made a cat. 3 earthquake

[short spindle]

I’m going to put a bid in for Pedro Neto for….. ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

[hasty basin]

Lmao how'd I just find out Man united lost

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/OldTakesExposed/status/1568067388641247236

Freezing Cold Takes (@OldTakesExposed)

https://t.co/M77XdMzUWp

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Twitter · Sep 9, 2022, 2:42 AM

Perfect

[left shore]

Lol my defense got me 18 points let’s go 😂

[simple seal]

https://gfycat.com/soulfulweepyjaguarundi

Henry shit lol

[celest zephyr]

Josh Allen trucking guys like he’s a rb

Kinda concerned if he’s going to do this often

That isn’t good for longevity

[rustic ore]

Dude never gonna live that down

Clowned forever like Norman is now

[rustic ore]

I'd like it if they toned it down a bit as well but you gotta use that athleticism while you can

Cause once it's gone it ain't coming back

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-gaming-mets-funny-gif-23497498

[simple seal]

lol

[native sonnet]

If I was a Bills fan that fall from Allen would give me a mini heart attack. You never know when your lower leg will just decide to die

[rustic ore]

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/09/09/duane-brown-out-sunday-may-go-on-injured-reserve/

Yeesh, Jets just can't catch a break

[robust grotto]

Please

What did we do to deserve this

I’m begging

[rustic ore]

Hope Flacco doesn't die out there

[dim kettle]

Playing in NJ.

[celest zephyr]

yeah looking at that again, that wasn't good

[torn gale]

Jets fans when they realize they’re jets fans

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/fans-jets-new-york-jets-captain-jets-gif-13708605

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-jet-are-going-to-the-super-bowl-thimothee-chalamet-saturday-night-live-sportsmax-theyre-gonna-make-it-to-the-super-bowl-gif-19652859

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/the-jet-are-the-greatest-team-ever-timothee-chalamet-saturday-night-live-sportsmax-the-jets-are-the-best-gif-19652921

[rustic mountain]

Timothee Chalamet's greatest and most challenging role ever: an enthusiastic Jets fan

[dim kettle]

You just gotta pretend you're a fan in the 60s. ez

[rustic mountain]

True true

Maybe Willy Wonka will be a harder role for hkm

Him

[broken ledge]

No premier league this week

[celest zephyr]

at least there's football

[celest zephyr]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/x9xy1z/schefter_lamar_jackson_now_will_play_on_the_last/

lamar going to play on his last year

eh is it lol

its better in the middle but every single top team is about as good or worse. Florida is less deep after the Tkachuk trade, tampa is still in cap hell trying to build a roster and has lost pieces, toronto has just rotated pieces in the lower end of their rotation, boston have pretty much just brought guys back

i think its worse tbh or net neutral, but maybe that's the perspective of a fan of a team that's a pretty much lock to make the playoffs

only the sens and bluejackets have really moved the needle.

even if the sabres have gotten better, they'd be at best still in the second pack

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/SlkdQCZHFuY

[calm canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/jump-ouch-fail-fall-gif-16046048

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/mattbarrows/status/1568319839479152641 @dim ledge

Matt Barrows (@mattbarrows)

George Kittle (groin) is not present at the start of #49ers practice. The final injury report of the week will come out later today, but it seems unlikely Kittle will play vs. the #Bears.

Twitter · Sep 9, 2022, 7:26 PM

[dim ledge]

[smoky fable]

Not great

[dim ledge]

idk who our backup TE even is

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/neilsolondz/status/1568324637611655169?s=46&t=4IUAY8C9TjItuGOHW_q30A

Neil Solondz (@neilsolondz)

The #Rays have reinstated INF Wander Franco from the IL and RHP Drew Rasmussen from the paternity list.

INF Yu Chang has been designated for assignment and RHP Yonny Chirinos has been optioned. Chirinos will remain with the club on the taxi squad.

Twitter · Sep 9, 2022, 7:45 PM

https://twitter.com/mlb/status/1568281528051941377?s=46&t=4IUAY8C9TjItuGOHW_q30A

MLB (@MLB)

New on-field rules instituted beginning with the 2023 season to create more game action and improve pace of play: https://t.co/wf01JRYC3t

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Twitter · Sep 9, 2022, 4:53 PM

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1568352182113796096?s=46&t=f5To_n4GGKLximkPY3iAdA

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Rams HC Sean McVay says starting center Brian Allen will undergo a knee procedure and miss 2-4 weeks. Rookie RB Kyren Williams will miss 6-8 weeks with an ankle injury that will require surgery. Starting LT Joe Noteboom has a knee strain, but they don't think he'll miss time.

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Twitter · Sep 9, 2022, 9:34 PM

[honest umbra]

BRIAN???

WHOS GONNA PLAY C THEN?

[smoky fable]

They said they're moving Shelton to C with their backup Anchrum to guard.

[honest umbra]

shelton the boy himself?

oh yea

its over

i got more faith in young sheldon from the tv show

[short flame]

Who would you pick in midfield? Xhaka or young Sheldon?

[bitter rover]

been a long time since we had such a shit show like this ufc event

[proud coyote]

I've seen so many conspiracies lmao

[bitter rover]

yeah, its very entertaining tho, i admit

wasnt all that interested in it before

and the new main events are great

tony vs nate is great

and real grudge fight with kevin and khamzat is fun too

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/Sports_24x7_/status/1568384440891592705?s=20&t=IiWapwdxRgYTyEPovF-RIQ

[honest umbra]

what about Randy’s double?

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/UserofCrack1/status/1568384513549676544?s=20&t=hHok9dFpjIYZ_BhrBZQ-KQ

Non-Binary Randy Arozarena (@UserofCrack1)

Randy Arozarena and Wander Franco

Twitter · Sep 9, 2022, 11:43 PM

[simple seal]

THEY DID IT AGAIN LOL

[warm kestrel]

I WITNESSED JOSH JUNG HOMERING IN HIS FIRST CAREER AB!

[simple seal]

Hicks fucked up both times

[dim kettle]

Rays 3.5 games back now.

[celest zephyr]

jays 5 back

[celest zephyr]

https://mapleleafshotstove.com/2022/09/09/analysis-maple-leafs-sign-zach-aston-reese-to-pto/

interesting pickup

a checking line which can actually not be washed like simmonds and clifford would be interesting

liked spezza but man nice to have guys which aren't that old there

slightly concerned that it doesn't help with scoring much since they seem to struggle with depth scoring in the playoffs and their pickups haven't done much that. kinda have to hope engvall can improve, jarnkrok can pot a few and robertson can be a reliable scorer

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/joe_cappuccino_/status/1568223348190060544?s=46&t=9ChwPs5gVAhJELgXM991Gw

Joe Cappuccino⚪⚫ (@joe_cappuccino_)

EPL fans when the watch Serie A this weekend

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▶ Play video

Twitter · Sep 9, 2022, 1:02 PM

[coral rose]

1 more day until we hear the magic words “7 hours of commercial free football, start now!”

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1568620779696279553?s=20&t=ScyNBr2yFXXia3ELS_wEwg

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Breaking: Pro-Bowl TE Darren Waller and the Raiders reached agreement today on a three-year contract extension with $51 million in new money. “This was one of the most challenging negotiations I’ve encountered,” said Walker’s agent Drew Rosenhaus.

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Twitter · Sep 10, 2022, 3:21 PM

[split wren]

I understand there’s no gameweek 7 because of Queen but how come crystal palace isn’t playing on 8th week either

Can anyone explain pls, ty

[rustic ore]

Well deserved

Dude was criminally underpaid in his last extension

[robust grotto]

🤌

what do you mean you don’t like the jets.. ah? think we’re just gonna let that slide??

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-wassup-boy-hoodie-wheres-the-freakin-gababool-gif-16690498

[dim ledge]

Lunik stop

For your own health please

Stop supporting teams like this

I beg of you

[dim kettle]

Be lucky to see a win for the first 2 months of the year. The NFL schedule makers were evil to the Jets this year.

[simple seal]

Yeah if they get more than 3 wins I will be shocked

[dim kettle]

Unless Wilson becomes Mahomes when he returns I'd be shocked if they win 2 games. IDK where the pass rush is coming from or that offense.

[short flame]

yeah he should support buffalo instead

[dim kettle]

Yeah, that's the right path.

[smoky fable]

Ewers looks good

[dim kettle]

The Texas guy?

[smoky fable]

Saleh will figure it out on defense. I agree with you on Wilson being an unknown

[smoky fable]

Yeah. Showing some good throws

[short flame]

oh just realized there are two teams called jets

[smoky fable]

Yeah Ewers is being rather methodical

[dim kettle]

Coaching can only go so far though. I'm not impressed with anyone on the pass rush.

[short flame]

i thought you were talking about winnipeg

[smoky fable]

They do have Carl Lawson back

[dim kettle]

I mean, they're both depressing.

[short flame]

i don't know much about both sports

[smoky fable]

Ah shit

Ewers got hurt

[short flame]

just that i follow the sabres because i like their logo

[smoky fable]

Well, Texas is screwed

[dim kettle]

Now that's misery.

[stuck estuary]

Anybody watching McBroom gib?

Gib gotta win this one 😔

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/CFBONFOX/status/1568642835548704768

[dim kettle]

Texas can't have nice things.

[smoky fable]

The way he landed on it was bad

On his throwing shoulder

[dim kettle]

Sad part is that was a clean hit.

[smoky fable]

yep

[haughty moss]

hopefully quinn is ok

[robust grotto]

West Ham till I die, I’m west ham till I die. I know I am, I’m sure I am, im west ham till I die

[smoky fable]

The bubbles keeping you together

[robust grotto]

I’m a bubble guy, what can I say

[robust grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/no-yes-giga-chad-giga-chad-gif-23156898

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1568653522555781120

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Drew Brees with some pointers after Quinn Ewers' apparent shoulder injury

Twitter · Sep 10, 2022, 5:31 PM

@dim kettle

Think his advice is sound?

[simple seal]

...7 straight hits, no outs

[dim kettle]

IDK about that.

[smoky fable]

thought so

[dim kettle]

Only the 1st inning though. Would be funny if it ends there.

https://fxtwitter.com/BallySports/status/1568653732794990592?s=20&t=kirttGUQ7Zi-0A_-kMDLhQ

[haughty moss]

harrison jr is him

also how you miss that FG 💀

[dim kettle]

That's Blair Walsh kind of LOL

https://fxtwitter.com/CFBONFOX/status/1568655006181781505?s=20&t=kirttGUQ7Zi-0A_-kMDLhQ

Texas in one image:

[haughty moss]

lool

those crowd shots never get old in CFB

[rustic ore]

Like father like son I suppose

Also beautiful ball by Stroud

[haughty moss]

should've had 3tds but refs gon ref

another TD

[undone lion]

Hudson Card has been limping for Texas too

[smoky fable]

Having a bounce back game

Good luck to your Gators against Kentucky by the way. @rustic ore

[rustic ore]

Appreciate it

[haughty moss]

need texas to hold on but w/o ewers this gon be tough

[rustic ore]

And their back up is limping

[undone lion]

Texas defense doin all they can

[haughty moss]

been solid so far

ayy lets go

[undone lion]

!!!!!

[smoky fable]

Safety

Alabama looks rattled

[haughty moss]

roughing the passer what???

[undone lion]

Wait what

[smoky fable]

That defense has stood

[undone lion]

Terrible time to mute my TV lol

[smoky fable]

Horrible call

Wow

Didn’t even touch him

[haughty moss]

lmao cmon man

refs on some BS

[smoky fable]

ROUGHING THE PASSER??

What

[haughty moss]

refs must got Bama ML

[smoky fable]

Texas got absolutely jipped

[undone lion]

He wasn’t even down yet

[smoky fable]

That roughing the passer should not have been called

[undone lion]

Insane

[smoky fable]

Horrible call

[haughty moss]

it's ridiculous. he barely touched him + he wasn't down yet

[smoky fable]

What a terrible bail out call

[haughty moss]

all that over nothing

[undone lion]

What is going on

So it’s just incomplete?

[haughty moss]

yeah

[undone lion]

Crazy

[smoky fable]

They don’t even get a safety?

They got the ball out

Guess they got the 4th down

[rustic ore]

Nah cause he wasn't all the way down

[smoky fable]

Wow they took it back

[undone lion]

Need to see that Bryce throw again I guess he did get it forward

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/Baseball8264802/status/1568664079258062849

[rustic ore]

PF on Bama

[smoky fable]

What the hell is Will Anderson doing

Having a frustrating game

[smoky fable]

You know it's bad when his teammates have their hands on their head when he did that

[rustic ore]

I forget sometimes that college down and NFL down is different

[smoky fable]

Yep.

[haughty moss]

texas defense not playing games

💯

[rustic ore]

Gosh if just somehow they can hold on to win

That would be hilarious

Bama shouldn't even be the #1 to begin with

Their WRs are mediocre as hell

[smoky fable]

They really couldn't overhaul the receivers last year huh? Guess that streak came to an end.

Boutte transferring there would have helped both parties

[smoky fable]

Kudos to the Texas coaches. Sark knows how to run an offense.

[haughty moss]

oh man a lot of mistakes for bama

[smoky fable]

Even with some questionable calls

What is Bama doing

[rustic ore]

Most penalties Bama has had called against them in 1 game since Saban got there

[smoky fable]

Saban going to go absolutely ballistic after this

[haughty moss]

love it

[smoky fable]

What a horrible day.

[haughty moss]

harrison jr again!!

🔥

[rustic ore]

I can't even imagine how much it must suck to play in that weather

120F?

Jesus

Damn near cooking these dudes

[smoky fable]

OSU climbing up. Bama tumbling down. Georgia in 1st

[smoky fable]

Just an absolute oven.

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/not-andrea-kidd-damn-gif-24220969

[dim kettle]

Fucking Southern Miss coach is wearing a tie in the middle of fucking Miami heat.

[smoky fable]

Insane

[smoky fable]

They have been bad.

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1568673877525671937

Field Yates (@FieldYates)

Ohio State WR Marvin Harrison, Jr. through three quarters today:

• 7 catches
• 184 yards
• 3 TD

Twitter · Sep 10, 2022, 6:52 PM

[haughty moss]

🐐

[dim kettle]

I'm watching both Marvin Harrison Jr and Frank Gore Jr. A sentence that makes me feel old.

[smoky fable]

Same here

[haughty moss]

3 and out for bama lets gooo

ah going for it as expected

[smoky fable]

Might have to

Young has had no help

[haughty moss]

damn they got it smh

[smoky fable]

Dlineman just whipped the center

touchdown

[haughty moss]

smhh

[smoky fable]

Nice throw by bryce

[haughty moss]

great drive there

missed PI by the refs in osu game

[smoky fable]

Doesn't really matter at this point.

But yeah

[haughty moss]

sure but imma call out the refs lol

[versed forge]

ND SZN 🍀

[haughty moss]

0-1 SZN ☘️

[dim kettle]

Fighting Irish. More like Fighting for Relevance.

[rustic ore]

Ohh college game live, have fun

[smoky fable]

Young is on

[haughty moss]

That Texas drive before the Bama TD did them in. I know Card ain't 100% but man that TD was needed

[smoky fable]

Yep

Might be game

[haughty moss]

especially that 2nd down play. strange playcalling back then

[smoky fable]

Also that is short

[dim kettle]

Ha Ha! Miami are so dead next week.

[smoky fable]

wow

[haughty moss]

oh damnn

just line up center man 😂 not that complicated

lets gooo

finally nice playcalling

[dim kettle]

Marshall scoring first.

[honest umbra]

@sweet tree 4-0 win

unfortunate about the medical stoppage in between

[sweet tree]

yeah the result is good, happy dembouz and ansu scored again. Just hope the fan in the stands is stable, I thought they were gonna suspend the game.

[honest umbra]

but footballing wise, Barca played well

[sweet tree]

yeah

ferran and Memphis were kinda yikes to watch in the first half

[honest umbra]

lewa dembele and raphinha def start against Bayern

[sweet tree]

fosho

[honest umbra]

and I’m kinda ok with gavi over FDJ now, gavi has been so good

[sweet tree]

who you picking at rb

balde been good so I expect to start

rb I really dunno

could be kounde, bellerin was nervy today but got into the game. Created the 2nd goal

[haughty moss]

Texas FG!!!

[sweet tree]

I think kounde will probably play rb

[dim kettle]

Texas leads.

[honest umbra]

bellerin started off slow but played well as the game went on

[smoky fable]

Too much time left

[honest umbra]

Balde def starts at lb, he was really good

[sweet tree]

mats
kounde araujo eric balde
gavi busi pedir
raph lewa dembouz
is probably the line up for bayern

[smoky fable]

Like the defense, but too much time

[dim kettle]

Yep, that sack was a big mistake.

[honest umbra]

did Texas win yet?

[dim kettle]

Nope. 1:29 left

[smoky fable]

Will Anderson finally showed up

[dim kettle]

Now imagine if they don't miss the easy FG early on.

[sweet tree]

lewa is gonna win the pichichi icl, been a great start for him so far

[smoky fable]

Bama would have to go for the touchdown.

[haughty moss]

...

[dim kettle]

A lot more difficult than only getting into FG range.

[smoky fable]

And Bama moved the ball

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-the-frog-worried-anxious-scared-gif-17776670

[dim kettle]

Texas defense trying to replicate whatever the Buffalo defense had against the Chiefs late.

[smoky fable]

wow

Young

[haughty moss]

omg wtf

[dim kettle]

And that will make Long Horn fans drink tonight.

[haughty moss]

lmaoo bro missed the sack

[dim kettle]

Texas just having LOL moments.

[smoky fable]

What a killer

https://vxtwitter.com/CFBONFOX/status/1568683861386891264

Heisman moment

[haughty moss]

free rusher couldn't make the play

just wow

[smoky fable]

Has to get that on a blitz.

[haughty moss]

welp

[smoky fable]

It's good

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/BarryOnHere/status/1568684977445023744?s=20&t=xhXLVbkc8CnrgAc4WtIT5A

Barry (@BarryOnHere)

Bryce Young played like shit for 3 quarters before leading a game winning drive that consisted mostly of checkdowns to be the hero of the game?

Trying to think of who that reminds of hmmm.....

Twitter · Sep 10, 2022, 7:36 PM

[haughty moss]

💀

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/CFBONFOX/status/1568686452825034752?s=20&t=xhXLVbkc8CnrgAc4WtIT5A

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1568685912304848898

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1568687989282476032?s=20&t=xhXLVbkc8CnrgAc4WtIT5A

Texas fans: Things can't get worse this week. Cowboys have to play Tom Brady tomorrow. Texas fans:

[haughty moss]

😂

oh that was ryan watts who missed the tackle on bryce young

used to play at osu no wonder he missed it 💀

[dim kettle]

Oh shit. 💀

[haughty moss]

osu missed tackle factory

[smoky fable]

WR factory though

[haughty moss]

very true

[smoky fable]

ND is losing

Damn, hope they turn it around. @versed forge

[versed forge]

Yeah smh

ND is terrible in the 2nd half

[haughty moss]

Marshall putting in that work

[haughty moss]

notre dame on the ropes

[smoky fable]

Oh my god

[haughty moss]

@versed forge ☘️ amirite

[smoky fable]

Pick 6

Buchner ain’t it

He ain’t it

[haughty moss]

wtf was the qb doing lool

[smoky fable]

Oh that’s Gilmore’s relative

[haughty moss]

ya his bro

looking like him out there

[simple seal]

Hell yes

Fuck Notre Dame 4 life

[haughty moss]

lmao

[dim kettle]

The Dallas Cowboys of CFB. Always shoved down your throat no matter how mediocre or bad they are.

[smoky fable]

Oh my god

Another pick

[smoky fable]

Yeah that’s it

Notre dame looks awful

[haughty moss]

omg

lmaoo

[simple seal]

How were they still ranked 8th after an L?

[dim kettle]

Because bias

[simple seal]

Better drop from the top 25 entirely now

[haughty moss]

he literally threw that to the defense lmao wtf

[dim kettle]

Once again, the Dallas Cowboys of CFB

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/bozo-gif-22659012

[smoky fable]

0-2 in recent days for people who go watch their teams in person

[haughty moss]

dripwzy rn

[smoky fable]

Almost another pick

[haughty moss]

A&M fumble lmao in a dogfight with Appalachian State rn

[smoky fable]

Jimbo better figure something out since they look awful offensively

[haughty moss]

yeah they look flat rn

app state TD

[short spindle]

Kudus is a baller

[versed forge]

It was fun

I got to experience fraud ND play in person

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/caught-got-cha-caught-ya-poke-poke-poke-gif-13613430

[haughty moss]

A&M missed the FG

[smoky fable]

Game over

[haughty moss]

they are cooked

QB play in these games have been atrocious

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[haughty moss]

Down goes Texas A&M and Wisconsin

[haughty moss]

https://vxtwitter.com/247sports/status/1568742077457997824?s=46&t=cnMWx19E7nmUZGstNN35Sw

[short flame]

what is the story with the rock? I study geological engineering, i have to know why there's a rock there and support that team

[simple seal]

Iowa with 14 points in 2 games

[versed forge]

https://tenor.com/view/notre-dame-play-off-team-spongebob-gif-15405115

[dim kettle]

What a pick.

https://fxtwitter.com/DiTullioJoe/status/1568761471923851272?s=20&t=BXOhkSIHEE9TNrIt8aE5Kg

[versed forge]

1 handed

[smoky fable]

pick 6

ugly

[haughty moss]

oof

richardson not having a good night

[smoky fable]

nope

inexperience showing

[haughty moss]

https://vxtwitter.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1568770573450231808?s=46&t=BT8-FbBxTHrkhRNTKMxYYw

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/bleacherreport/status/1568779575550689280?s=46&t=Q5nOs7RaRZJcP-EvxW3axQ

Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)

Manu Ginobili is officially a Basketball Hall of Famer 👏

⭐️ 4x NBA Champion
⭐️ 2x All-NBA
⭐️ 2x All-Star
⭐️ '07-08 Sixth Man of the Year

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Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 1:52 AM

[haughty moss]

🐐

[rustic mountain]

Idk about goat but yeah

He was good

[haughty moss]

I do that for any great player tbh lol

[smoky fable]

Notable player

[short flame]

Imagine firing your sporting director (from my club back in Colombia) and he goes on to buy one of your main sponsors and cancels the renewal of the marketing contract out of spite. So now we need to find a new sponsor or go into a financial crisis that he is the one that orchestrated by stealing money from the club in the last few years

Is he Argentine?

[haughty moss]

manu? yeah he is

[modest totem]

Nate Diaz tonight 😎

[short flame]

Didn’t know there were South American players in the nba

Are there any Colombians in the competition now or in the past?

[haughty moss]

yeah there's been some in the nba. carved out some pretty good careers.
colombian yeah I think the first ever one played last year

[rustic mountain]

Florida lookin b a d

Kentucky just clamping down

[haughty moss]

controlled the game

[smoky fable]

Yep

Well tomorrow is the kickoff

[short flame]

What is his name?

[haughty moss]

Jaime Echenique

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1568787002258079747

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Colts’ Pro-Bowl OL Quenton Nelson reached agreement on a precedent-setting, four-year extension averaging $20 million per year, including $60 million guaranteed, making him the highest-paid guard in NFL history, per source. Colts finished the deal tonight with RJ Gonser of CAA.

Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 2:22 AM

I mean he deserves it but damn

[smoky fable]

Levis waving people away

[smoky fable]

Lucrative extension for him

[haughty moss]

💀

[rustic ore]

Lol

Hey if GS wins then good for them beating a big name school

[smoky fable]

Frost is gone

[rustic ore]

He never should've left UCF

The fool

[short flame]

🐐

[simple seal]

Surprised he only made the All Star twice

[smoky fable]

Kittle is out tomorrow

[rustic mountain]

My brother and I are watching the BYU Baylor game

RGIII is the play by play dude

And he said a byu safety just "baptised" a running back he lit up

[smoky fable]

Ha

[smoky fable]

Jaren Hall against Dave Aranda’s defense

[haughty moss]

Nebraska 😭

[smoky fable]

Bye Scott Frost…

Hope you get a coordinator job fast as possible

[dim ledge]

Colts have a good defense?

[smoky fable]

They have talent, and they play the Texans who are one of the worst teams in the league tomorrow

[haughty moss]

He HAS to go

[smoky fable]

Fired Lane Kiffin style on the tarmac

[rustic ore]

Very

One of the best defensive tackles and linebackers in the game

Also just added a cornerback who won defensive player of the year 3 years ago

In fact their star defensive tackle used to play for SF

[smoky fable]

Shaq leonard is out tomorrow

[rustic ore]

Oh rip

Colts should still win easily but damn

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/gsathletics_fb/status/1568802450844569600?s=46&t=BT8-FbBxTHrkhRNTKMxYYw

Georgia Southern Football (@GSAthletics_FB)

𝗔𝗪𝗪𝗪, 𝗦𝗛𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗦.

#HailSouthern | #GATA

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Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 3:23 AM

Lmao

[rustic ore]

You know I forgot that they are literally called shucks of corn

[haughty moss]

😭😂😂

[proud coyote]

@bitter rover UFC 279 ||Not sure how Drod was given that? Leech should have won||

[rustic ore]

Look what someone wrote on Nebraska’s wiki page

“Fifth and final year”

[smoky fable]

Soon to say interim head coach

[haughty moss]

Lmaoo

I wonder if they keep him until oct 1 so the buyout drops or they just say fuck it lol

[undone lion]

Just watched Nebraska’s loss in person, AMA

[undone lion]

At this point just give him his money tbh

[dim ledge]

Yes I have a question

Does Nebraska actually exist

[haughty moss]

15 million a lot tho

But I hear you

[rustic ore]

It's all just corn really

All of it

The land, the people, the animals

All corn

[dim ledge]

Ah yes that explains #1 Hollywood moviefilm

"children of the corn"

[proud coyote]

@bitter rover UFC 279

[undone lion]

I wish it didn’t.

[rustic ore]

Interesting fun fact, Scott Frost is the first Nebraska HC to have 5 consecutive losing seasons in about 60 years

Nebraska fans going off on Wikipedia

[smoky fable]

I think he took over a good situation at UCF. He should not have left

[rustic ore]

Diaz vs Ferguson was a fun little brawl

[smoky fable]

Diaz won looks like though

[rustic ore]

Yup, R4 guillotine

Hinted at going into boxing or something else fight related now that his UFC deal is done

[haughty moss]

https://vxtwitter.com/dancanobbio/status/1568831481476272130?s=46&t=BT8-FbBxTHrkhRNTKMxYYw

[rustic ore]

Jeez, that was stiff one

Good on the ref ending it

[smoky fable]

And JJ watt out for AZ

I move Chiefs by 17 to Chiefs to 24

[smoky fable]

Sad seeing them go out like this

[rustic ore]

I mean AP kinda had something like this coming for when he beat his kid with a switch a couple years ago so

I just toss it up to karma

[smoky fable]

Yeah that is true

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/thebucswire/status/1568833321643245568?s=46&t=uMosnytm7cVW-g3cvONeTQ

The Bucs Wire (@TheBucsWire)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers wide receiver Chris Godwin is expected to play Sunday night, per ESPN’s Adam Schefter https://t.co/vQI8ITJqD4

Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 5:26 AM

[rustic ore]

Hope he’s on a snap count

[smoky fable]

If he’s doing that, I will change the fantasy lineup early tomorrow

[honest umbra]

not too early doe

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1568875239991234560

Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero)

The #Packers are expected to be without LT David Bakhtiari (knee), RT Elgton Jenkins (pectoral/knee) and WR Allen Lazard (ankle) today against the #Vikings, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

Yosh Nijman slated to start in Bakhtiari’s place on Aaron Rodgers’ blind side.

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Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 8:13 AM

[bitter rover]

agreed, feels bad man, im an even bigger li fan after him being such a stud

and damn, khamzat would really murder diaz

both nate and tony looked so old and out of their prime

an okey and fun fight at least

[celest zephyr]

Welp

They are fucked

[rustic ore]

Good thing someone chose the Vikings to win today

[proud coyote]

yeah :( annoying for him

leclerc switched to softs and lost time to max on mediums after four laps

crazy

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-formula1-gif-19724528

[versed forge]

Rip no allen lazard they’re screwed

[proud coyote]

[simple seal]

Bruh

The one thing NASCAR does right, not finishing races like this lol

[proud coyote]

tbh

ill take this over abu dhabi 2021 drama again

that was a mess

[simple seal]

Yeah but like

They could have thrown the green for the final lap this time

With not controversy, all the lapped cars were already on their right place

[proud coyote]

I'm just confused how it took them so long to figure out what to do

I guess they really thought the marshals could move the car

[celest zephyr]

Max wins again yawn

What’s that point

[dim ledge]

I JUST WANT ONE FERRARI WIN

JUST ONE

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/tombrady/status/1568974912752340993?s=46&t=1oTu7nVeJpFGlGHyCg39oA

[coral rose]

Time for my mental health for the rest of the week to be decided by a 3 hour football game

[versed forge]

W goat

The one and only that can save us from a bills SB

[smoky fable]

Awful weather in Chicago

Field looks bad

Dobbins is out. @dim ledge

[dim kettle]

Soldier Field always looks bad. lol

[smoky fable]

The weather makes it worse

[dim kettle]

Would be nice if they played in a dome- Oh wait, that would interfere with dat BERAS FOOTBALL!! culture they got there.

[versed forge]

The bears field looks so bad rn

Its raining a lot, game is def getting delayed

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/michelesteele/status/1569002477042925569?s=46&t=Xc9c6z8g6Pa8jgphT_O1nw

Michele Steele (@MicheleSteele)

Soldier Field re-sodded this week from Kentucky Bluegrass to Bermuda variety, which holds water… very well

▶ Play video

Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 4:38 PM

Yo

Niners Bears .. lmfao

[dim kettle]

Ugly football ahead.

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1568994080826494976?s=46&t=Xc9c6z8g6Pa8jgphT_O1nw

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)

New turf at Soldier field is now a pool

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▶ Play video

Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 4:05 PM

https://twitter.com/gridiron/status/1569003168574357505?s=46&t=Xc9c6z8g6Pa8jgphT_O1nw

Gridiron (@Gridiron)

The sideline at Soldier Field 😬

Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 4:41 PM

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/PeteHaileyNBCS/status/1568980539939475456?s=20&t=xhqT_PDcgSXlZYnM17ay0g

Pete Hailey (@PeteHaileyNBCS)

Elsewhere at the stadium: I’m being told there are mugs with outlines of the state Washington for sale

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Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 3:11 PM

https://twitter.com/PeteHaileyNBCS/status/1568993548569034753?s=20&t=xhqT_PDcgSXlZYnM17ay0g

Pete Hailey (@PeteHaileyNBCS)

From team official: These were not INSIDE the stadium. Instead, they were being sold at a truck just outside it

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Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 4:03 PM

[smoky fable]

Glad I don't have any niners bears players starting

[dim kettle]

I wonder if the Washington PR team get's tired of all this rectifying?

I know they have to be scrambling on the clock rn.

[calm canyon]

this shit isn’t gonna hit 💯

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/CameronWolfe/status/1568990620051537922

[dim kettle]

It was really hot yesterday during the Hurricanes game, so I'm not surprised it's getting that high.

[smoky fable]

Will be terrible for the pats

[rustic mountain]

It's Miami

It's always terrible

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1569007601131876355

Schlasser (@UrinatingTree)

Perfection at Soldier Field!

Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 4:58 PM

[rustic mountain]

It could be snowing

[smoky fable]

well kickoff under way

[rustic mountain]

How the hell is that even allowed

[smoky fable]

no idea

[haughty moss]

let's gooo

[dim kettle]

They played in worse conditions in the 70s. Of course the Bears still think they play in the 70s. But that's beside the point.

[loud forum]

Slip n slide in chi town

[rustic ore]

I got Pats Phins and Saints Falcons

How about y’all?

[dim kettle]

Yep.

Thank god I don't have the Bears this week,

[coral rose]

Bills SB would be great wym??

[rustic mountain]

NFL ticket

[smoky fable]

Bears Niners

Help

[dim kettle]

The Falcons are gonna get murdered.

[robust grotto]

We back

[rustic mountain]

Holy shit we completed a pass

Already better than preseason

[dim kettle]

Geez, how the fuck have the Pats not change their pants color yet? All blue in this heat is insanity.

[loud forum]

I still can’t believe flaco got an actual start 😭

[rustic mountain]

Damien boi

[dim kettle]

I forgot Mariota is wearing number 1 now.

[dim kettle]

He's Elite.

[smoky fable]

Bears OL sucks

that was bad

[rustic mountain]

No matter how the season goes I can be happy about one thing: Nkeal Harry doesn't play on my team anymore

[dim kettle]

Your WR core is still crap.

[haughty moss]

damn why all these streams down 💀

[smoky fable]

Swift 50 yard run

HAHAAHHA

[loud forum]

[rustic mountain]

Is what it is

[smoky fable]

And I play him

Damn you eagles

[haughty moss]

ok we good now

https://tenor.com/view/patrots-new-england-new-england-patriots-flag-nfl-gif-16759527

[rustic mountain]

Run game isn't looking bad. Mac making good throws

[loud forum]

Flaco already getting babied

[rustic mountain]

What the hell were we doing in preseason

We actually look competent rn

Damn nice pass

Fucking A were we just high all preseason

[dim kettle]

Pats marching down the field with Jones doing the bare minimum. Yep, it's Pats football.

[haughty moss]

💀

[smoky fable]

Found one

thankfully

[rustic mountain]

Damn it

[loud forum]

What’s a good streaming website. I don’t wanna watch jets

[rustic mountain]

Spoke too soon

Tip drill

[smoky fable]

Jaguars in the Red Zone

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/im-out-of-here-gif-24981088

[dim kettle]

That wasn't Mac's fault. But damn

[smoky fable]

Xavien Howard man

He'll get those

[haughty moss]

those tipped INTs kill me

is all good

[smoky fable]

What a throw from Lance

31 yards

[rustic mountain]

Oh well. They could actually move the ball

It'll work out

[smoky fable]

Burrow pick 6

[dawn tapir]

burrow picked off lol

[smoky fable]

.........

Ah shit

[dim kettle]

Man, I get paranoid when a QB runs against the Saints. Afraid bountygate is gonna come.

[smoky fable]

My friend is going to hate me

[rustic mountain]

Did you tell him to take Burrow

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1569010793198534658

[smoky fable]

I did

did not expect sack and pick 6

[rustic mountain]

And you told Balkan to take cmc

[smoky fable]

Minkah Fitzpatrick

[dawn tapir]

Mitch is gonna get carried hard by the steelers defense

[versed forge]

Lets gooo steelers

[rustic mountain]

[smoky fable]

That was more Fate and not me

ok

[dim kettle]

How do you let a Lions RB go all the way?! smh

[rustic mountain]

Lmao

[smoky fable]

I just jumped on it

[versed forge]

Steelers defense is going to dominate 💯

[smoky fable]

And Lions are up

[coral rose]

Welp, Eagles season over already

[dim kettle]

So basically like he never left Chicago.

[smoky fable]

Jamaal Williams

[coral rose]

Better luck next year

[rustic mountain]

Lmao Tua

xavien holding but sure okay

[dim kettle]

You're like 30 secs ahead of me, Sab.

[rustic mountain]

Am I? Odd

[dim kettle]

Spectrum streams be like that.

[dim ledge]

Anyone have a stream site

Streameast not working

[haughty moss]

xavier was holding like a mf

tf

[rustic mountain]

But yeah let's praise Howard and Miami

[dim kettle]

That means, football is back baby!

[haughty moss]

😭

[smoky fable]

Cloud flare is down

Deebo fumbles

Ah shit

[coral rose]

Joe Shiesty with an INT, damn

[smoky fable]

Niners turn it over

https://vxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1569011502937432069

[dim kettle]

Hill's first catch in Miami

[smoky fable]

and the stream is dead

[dim kettle]

Jameis running after the ACL tear is quite the thing to do.

[rustic mountain]

Damn Tua missing shots

[coral rose]

Needs to be more careful

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/BenBrownPL/status/1569011391465664514

[haughty moss]

lol phins

[coral rose]

LOLTUA

[loud forum]

Wtf

[haughty moss]

tua throw like the ball deflated

[smoky fable]

Mike McDaniel is shackled

[coral rose]

Noodle arm

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/NFL/status/1569012309972099074?s=20&t=JltbKbz02mk_YI4wHj852A

[coral rose]

Bro

I’m done with the Eagles already

Seasons over

Go home

[loud forum]

💀

[coral rose]

How are we losing to the fucking Lions

[haughty moss]

davis wyd

[dim kettle]

It's week 1

[smoky fable]

overreactions

[coral rose]

It’s the Lions

[loud forum]

Fr. First quarter ain’t finished

[dim kettle]

The Jags beat the Colts week 1 and then lost 15 straight

[haughty moss]

tyreek hill could've picked any other division smh

[coral rose]

It’s the Lions

[dim kettle]

Nah, he wanted to hang out with you.

[haughty moss]

[dawn tapir]

commanders looking decent so far. Antonio gibson a rb had a good catch

[dim ledge]

how did that challenge work?

[rustic mountain]

Good stand by the boys

[dim kettle]

Just a reminder that I had to sit through the hell of the NFC South for a decade +. So have fun, AFC East.

[rustic mountain]

That coulda been better

But

Not bad

[smoky fable]

Tua

what are you doing

[rustic mountain]

Tyreek is great but at least it's Tua in charge and not someone who can actually play

May have a shot

[coral rose]

I’ve seen enough, Lions winning the SB

[dim kettle]

The Phins have OL problems, Nope, definitely hasn't been a problem in South Beach for a long time now.

[smoky fable]

Niners get the pick

[dim ledge]

picked bb

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1569013791865860096?s=20&t=Av30b0SM805qa4AIvz3Gmw

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/BillyM_91/status/1569013841475895297

what the hell was that

[dim kettle]

I don't have a clue what Fields was looking at. That was one of my big concerns with Fields. His decision making isn't the best.

[smoky fable]

Saints Falcons look bad

[dim kettle]

Saints defense is elite.

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1569014275418587136

Field Yates (@FieldYates)

Nebraska has fired head coach Scott Frost.

Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 5:25 PM

[haughty moss]

💀

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/Espngreeny/status/1569014356758741000?s=20&t=Av30b0SM805qa4AIvz3Gmw

Mike Greenberg (@Espngreeny)

Corey Davis critical drop on third down. It’s a new season, but some things don’t change. #Jets

Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 5:25 PM

[smoky fable]

Lance had his tight end for the touchdown

Overthrew him

[dim kettle]

False start on 3rd down. oof

Fucking Taysom Hill.

[haughty moss]

agholor nice

[smoky fable]

He's still on the Saints

[dim kettle]

He just ran for a big gain.

[smoky fable]

??

I thought he'd be gone

[coral rose]

Don’t know how Corey Davis still has an NFL career

[dim kettle]

And the TD now

[dim kettle]

Because the Jets exist.

[native sonnet]

Offences looking rust as fuck

Taysom Hill is the best player with the last name Hill

[smoky fable]

Bengals OL looks bad

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/NFL/status/1569016178017988610?s=20&t=Av30b0SM805qa4AIvz3Gmw

[smoky fable]

Steelers defense looks good

[dawn tapir]

except the commanders cause wentz has a perfect passer rating so far lol

[dim kettle]

Hail to the Commies.

[coral rose]

Taysom Hill has ruined the NFL

Why tf did it autocorrect to Taylor

[native sonnet]

Bengals fans going to find out it's hard to fix an o-line

[smoky fable]

Burrow having an awful game

fumble

[native sonnet]

In fairness to auto correct how many people are called Taysom

[smoky fable]

Flacco picked off

[dawn tapir]

elite dragon form

[coral rose]

Sad to see how bad Flacco has fallen off

[dawn tapir]

jets should have started mike white

[dim kettle]

Fields taking cheap shots now.

[versed forge]

Who got injured for the niners

[coral rose]

AJ BROWN UNREAL CATCH

[native sonnet]

Flacco got that tackle though

[coral rose]

HOLY

[dim kettle]

Elite

[coral rose]

Bad throw from Hurts but unreal catch from AJ Brown

[versed forge]

Nice

Need aj brown to be good

[coral rose]

Will the real Joe Shiesty please stand up

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/Steelersdepot/status/1569017334370795520

[native sonnet]

Turnover season

[dim kettle]

When you forget the Bengals still don't have a OL

[coral rose]

They tricked their fans into thinking they got a good O-Line this off-season

[native sonnet]

Bengal fans were acting like it's easy to fix an o-line in one off season

[dim ledge]

lol they really are shooting down every streaming site

[native sonnet]

Though they will need time to mesh

[dim ledge]

gg

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/theStevenRuiz/status/1569018085113470976

Steven Ruiz (@theStevenRuiz)

the panthers have negative one pass yards at the end of the first quarter

Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 5:40 PM

[dim kettle]

Bengal fans still taking in all the lithium from actually being good for one season.

[smoky fable]

These games have been ugly

[dim kettle]

Happens when you bench these players in pre season.

[haughty moss]

lolz panthers rn

[native sonnet]

TFW you find out other teams can get better on the offseason

[coral rose]

Getting killed in Fantasy rn

[native sonnet]

Lol Tua is going to die behind this o-line. Gonna have to go short pass all season

[dim kettle]

Dolphins with the OL is like the Jets with QB. Never gonna get better.

[haughty moss]

get a stop already

[dawn tapir]

how's trey lance looking so far?

[haughty moss]

😭

good play dugger

[dim kettle]

Dolphins still don't have a running game

https://fxtwitter.com/NFL/status/1569019194330742784?s=20&t=Av30b0SM805qa4AIvz3Gmw

[coral rose]

Hurts rushing TD

[haughty moss]

G5 looking good out there

he was always great after the catch

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/NFLonFOX/status/1569019093944000519?s=20&t=Av30b0SM805qa4AIvz3Gmw

FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX)

Total yards for the Panthers in the 1st Qtr:
• 6 yards on 11 plays

Likes

146

Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 5:44 PM

Baker Midfield

https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1569019474367365121?s=20&t=Av30b0SM805qa4AIvz3Gmw

Schlasser (@UrinatingTree)

People in the year 2000 - "We survived Y2K! A new millennium is upon us. I can't wait to see what progress we will have as a species in the next few decades!"

2022 - Joe Flacco is somehow starting a game in the NFL

Likes

246

Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 5:46 PM

Mac just overthrew him there

[rustic ore]

Strip sack and score for Miami

[dim kettle]

OMG

Bruh, 2 turnovers.

[smoky fable]

Bengals turn it over again

[dim kettle]

No one even covered him.

[smoky fable]

oh my lord

If you started the steelers defense, congratulations

[rustic ore]

Only 1 was his fault though, first was PI

[haughty moss]

omg pats

[dim kettle]

I know. but turnovers are still turnovers

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/JoshNorris/status/1569020177769009162

Josh Norris (@JoshNorris)

Jacoby Brissett vs Baker Mayfield is from 1982

Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 5:48 PM

[dim kettle]

29 wasn't even covered. Just went directly into Jones.

I wonder where Strange was on that play?

[smoky fable]

Trey Lance throw

Washington up 14-3

And people will hype Wentz up a bit

[dim kettle]

7 yards is very pathetic and once shows why you shouldn't draft nothing but defensive players in one draft.

[dawn tapir]

wentz td with dotson a rookie wr

[coral rose]

[dawn tapir]

washington has the most points of all teams atm lol

[dim kettle]

ATL TD

[dim ledge]

lmao i think i have a fucking blackout for the niners game

fox wont let me watch

bastards

[coral rose]

Hasn’t done much fucking up

[haughty moss]

why did i pick the jags lmao

[dim kettle]

Out of context:

[coral rose]

Survivor’s pool?

[smoky fable]

Time for the illegal stream

[dim ledge]

none are working

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1569021285212061697

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

Carson Wentz so far today: 11/15, 123 yards, 2 TDs, 0 INTs

Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 5:53 PM

[haughty moss]

nah

[smoky fable]

MVP Wentz

[dim kettle]

Whatever one works. The streams are usually crap and hard to find.

[smoky fable]

This one works

[dim ledge]

ty

[dim kettle]

I really do feel bad for Mac. Just got destroyed on that fumble.

[smoky fable]

TJ Watt is amazing

[coral rose]

Good to see him doing well

[smoky fable]

Baker picked

[coral rose]

Always loved Wentz as an Eagles fan, but he just didn’t fit the system here

[dawn tapir]

remember the nfl week 0 power ranking rated the commanders at number 30

[haughty moss]

lmao!

rip bozo

[dim kettle]

Oh he was gonna fuck them up. He meant his own team.

[smoky fable]

That interior oline for the steelers is awful

Deebo touchdown

niners up

Harris with the touchdown

steelers up

[dim kettle]

You wonder why Tree had a rant when they drafted Harris last year. "WHO'S GONNA BLOCK FOR HIM?!"

[haughty moss]

lol matt ryan int

[loud forum]

Too soon to hype up wentz

[dim kettle]

Yep. Cock tease.

[coral rose]

It is the Jags

[loud forum]

It’s the jaguars lol

[simple seal]

Bengals what are you doing lmao

[dim kettle]

It is funny however that Wentz is doing this against Doug Pederson

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/1569019449159876613?s=20&t=_K8iPn2URJAwCSU3IN7Xhg

Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss)

Something to note coming out of this commercial break: James Ferentz in at left guard in place of Cole Strange.

Likes

382

Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 5:46 PM

[dim kettle]

Great start

[smoky fable]

oh boy

[haughty moss]

so fun

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-fire-house-burning-okay-gif-5263684

[smoky fable]

Cleveland up

[dim kettle]

So... any more players you'd like to trade to Brady?

[loud forum]

Jets defense looking solid tho

[smoky fable]

you need a tight end?

[dim kettle]

I'd take Hunter.

[coral rose]

Bill Belichick masterclass

[haughty moss]

😭

damn what a catch by meyers

[dim kettle]

It is sad that Meyers and Agholor are the top receivers in NE. Hell, I think the Jets have better depth at that position.

[coral rose]

CJ Gardner-Johnson looking good for the Eagles so far

[dim kettle]

That thug.

[coral rose]

Eh, hard to say when a lot of the Jets receivers are rookies

[haughty moss]

i'd take G5 rn

[dim kettle]

Definitely a lot more potential than the Pats core rn

[coral rose]

Belichick is gonna somehow take this Pats team to the playoffs tho, because life isn’t fair

[rocky drift]

my pats are so bad

[dawn tapir]

burrow int lol

[dim kettle]

His coaching and defense is elite. That's a given. But Bill the GM loves to give Bill the HC a hard time.

[coral rose]

Money Mitch masterclass happening rn

[smoky fable]

burrow picked again

oh lord

[dim kettle]

Might as well get it out early for Burrow.

[haughty moss]

INT
Punt
Fumble TD
Punt

this is fun rn

[smoky fable]

never mind

[dim kettle]

Maybe one day Bill will realize Brady isn't QB there anymore.

[haughty moss]

one day

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1569024582509641729

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

#Bengals offense so far today:

Possession 1: INT (pick-6)
Possession 2: FG
Possession 3: Fumble
Possession 4: INT
Possession 5: INT

Twitter · Sep 11, 2022, 6:06 PM

[haughty moss]

oof Burrow

jfc

[rocky drift]

tyreek hill looks so good in miami. no me gusta

[dim kettle]

Now watch Burrow come back with 5 TDs in the second half

[coral rose]

People are sleeping hard on Miami

[dim kettle]

It all depends on Tua.

I am however a big fan of the Mike McDaniel hire.