sports

[proud coyote]

so no clue

[rustic ore]

I'd love trying to swing a trade for Gabe Jackson

[smoky fable]

I know the Niners really like him.

[smoky fable]

Doubt Seattle will trade him with Pete there. Dallas is in the market for a tackle as well, with news of Edoga.

Think Packers also have an olineman to spare.

You forgot about their corner Jaycee Horn. He'll be good for them.

[rustic ore]

Oh yeah

[short spindle]

Señor Gaspar, por favor, me muero de hambre.

[rustic ore]

I too would like a hamburger

(It's a dumb attempt at a joke)

[short spindle]

Elneny injured ffs

It goes downhill from here

Lokonga son don't let me down

Human Beyblade Dani Ceballos back on the menu

[burnt cedar]

Means we actually sign real depth now

[short spindle]

Ornstein says that it will affect the end of the window

We can't sign a winger and a midfielder now

Only one

[burnt cedar]

Gaspar lacing up his boots

[short spindle]

Partey also out for few weeks

Rocking up to Old Trafford with Xhaka x Sambi 🥶

Call Coquelin

[short spindle]

Bellerin to Barca on a free fml we can't get any fees

[short spindle]

Failed to hijack the Paredes deal

[short flame]

Coquelin would walk into this team with no problem. He’s been amazing at Villarreal

[solid dagger]

And now he's coming to us

[broken ledge]

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1564615897557471238

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City close to an agreement with Borussia Dortmund to sign centre-back Manuel Akanji. Optimism deal for Swiss int’l will be struck for €17.5m. 27yo was set to become a free agent next summer & #MCFC have pounced @TheAthleticUK #BVB https://t.co/izVyzDggA5

Twitter · Aug 30, 2022, 2:07 PM

[short spindle]

So random

@robust grotto

[robust grotto]

Lol incredible

[sweet tree]

bournemouth manager getting sacked after 4 league games is crazy, especially when 3 of those games were against the big 6. seems a bit harsh but damn

[short spindle]

They literally gave him a stick to a gun fight

Wtf is he going to do with Tavernier,Neto,Senesi and Rothwell

[coral rose]

HOWIE ROSEMAN MASTERCLASS

[dim ledge]

a bit harsh?

its incredibly harsh

they have 3 points against a team that, logically, is a higher table team than them

then they had matches against 3 of the arguable top 4 this season

so a loss was 9-0. shit happens

Southampton holding on to Hassenhutl for dear life despite him having at least one (was he there for the other 9-0?), incredibly stupid sacking

like im actually mad for him

[burnt cedar]

Looked more into it and don’t think he got sacked for results

Him and the owner were not on the same page

Parker rightly so asked for more funds but he’d do it by basically going to the media saying the current players aren’t good enough

Parker isn’t a good manager but at least he’s out of a situation where him and the owner aren’t on the same page

[burnt cedar]

Owner didn’t want to spend more than 24m for whatever reason

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/1564624809799155718?s=20&t=zlB687YelwLQ6XyrTWnoRQ

Greg Auman (@gregauman)

Tyler Johnson had a solid preseason, leading Bucs in catches and yards, but the team is moving on from the 2020 fifth-round pick, who had two TDs as a rookie. Speaks well for the depth of their receiving group that he can't make the cut.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2022, 2:43 PM

[solid dagger]

💀

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1564630907402723329

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)

Shocker: The #Saints are trading DB Chauncey Gardner-Johnson to the #Eagles, sources tell me and @TomPelissero. After extension talks broke down, the focus shifted from keeping Gardner-Johnson to trading him. Philly lands a starter.

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Twitter · Aug 30, 2022, 3:07 PM

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1564638932893057026?

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Full trade terms:

🏈Eagles receive safety Chauncey Gardner-Johnson and Saints’ 7th-round pick in 2025.

🏈Saints receive the Eagles’ 5th-round pick in 2023 and the worse of their two 6th-round picks in 2024.

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Twitter · Aug 30, 2022, 3:39 PM

[celest zephyr]

Yeah that’s mid

How to be a decent team for years to come

The issue is they have to get a number 1 guy

And unless they can somehow convince a team to take rj in that deal or just trade a ton of depth for Donovan who might not even be one

Then they’ll never get far barring maybe a fluke run or a weak east

[solid dagger]

Maybe they'll be able to trade RJ for Mitchell but it seems unlikely

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/JennaLaineESPN/status/1564667584036880386?s=20&t=P6cirJGjin0SszSXy8iUtg

JennaLaineESPN (@JennaLaineESPN)

The Bucs have released defensive back Logan Ryan, another shocking move. However, it also wouldn’t surprise me if they brought him back after placing Ryan Jensen on Injured Reserve. @TBTimes_Bulls tweeting about this as well.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2022, 5:33 PM

[short spindle]

Bruh Gvardiol to Chelsea

How are we suppose to compete with this reckless spending

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamHBeasley/status/1564662556278591489

Adam Beasley (@AdamHBeasley)

Lots of concern about the corners, obviously. But Jaylen Waddle is now in his third week of dealing with an unspecified injury (believed to be soft-tissue, lower-body).

Twitter · Aug 30, 2022, 5:13 PM

@rustic ore

[versed forge]

Dang

[hasty basin]

More cbs

I really got trolled by FPL I thought Zaha wasn't gonna play

[smoky fable]

https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1564681780040548353

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Another surprise: Texans are releasing veteran running back Marlon Mack, per source.

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Twitter · Aug 30, 2022, 6:29 PM

I think your pick of Dameon Pierce was good Balkan

[versed forge]

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1564685511863803905

Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate)

The #Raiders are releasing OT Alex Leatherwood, the 17th overall pick in last year’s draft, per @AdamSchefter. New regime not wasting time here.

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Twitter · Aug 30, 2022, 6:44 PM

[smoky fable]

That draft class was poor

[versed forge]

Ikr

[smoky fable]

Their first round pick history is just atrocious

[dim kettle]

Jon Gruden doesn't know how to draft. Coming from the Bucs fan who saw his fair share of 1st round busts.

[broken ledge]

Chelsea

💀

[honest umbra]

whats happening to chelski?

silva just saved another goal

[smoky fable]

Oh they’re losing to south Hampton

[honest umbra]

the south hampton team is scary

[celest zephyr]

Sullivan extended for three more years

[dim ledge]

Saints?????

[dim ledge]

Scarily shit

[burnt cedar]

Got couple good young players

[broken ledge]

2-1 Southampton

Damn

[burnt cedar]

Nice to see them actually have a plan to move forward

Instead of just being stuck in purgatory

[broken ledge]

Southampton played well today though

[dim ledge]

i mean all respect almost every team has "a couple good young players"

theyre still woeful

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/FClMthomas/status/1564697200730464257?t=TvsR0uFJw-oBws8z4AnbEA&s=19

[dim ledge]

and imo relegation candidates

[sweet tree]

links dead

[burnt cedar]

They didn’t even have this for a few years

[dim ledge]

links in general are fucky on Discord today mala

not you

[burnt cedar]

Lavia and Bazunu are good talents

[dim ledge]

tbf ajay thats true

[sweet tree]

discord been crappy since their new updates

tbh

[burnt cedar]

The cbs also look really promising

I don’t expect anything this year

[smoky fable]

Very true

[burnt cedar]

But even if they could flip them for 40/50m

It’s a job well done

[dim ledge]

theyre a sell club

would be suprirsed if they retained for more than a season

[burnt cedar]

Since vvd who have they last sold

[sweet tree]

gordon been nice in this match vs Leeds icl

[burnt cedar]

Didn’t really have anyone to invest in

[burnt cedar]

And they were pretty respectable mid table side around this time

[burnt cedar]

Iwobi too

[sweet tree]

yuh

[burnt cedar]

Happy that he’s found a role for himself

Wenger used to use him centrally before emery moved him outwide

[dim ledge]

Tadic, Hojbjerg

just off the top my head

[burnt cedar]

Mega money though

Feel like they’re just 20m range?

[dim ledge]

i honestly feel JWP wont be sold

[burnt cedar]

He seems pretty loyal

[short spindle]

Señor Gaspar 🥲

[dim ledge]

that and i just dont feel hes dimensional enough to start for a top 6 or so

[burnt cedar]

Yeah

[short spindle]

Fair play to Saints

[dim ledge]

they shouldve asked to buy Broja but Chelsea seemed pretty serious about taking him back

[burnt cedar]

He’s do a job rb for you

[short spindle]

I'm more impressed by Fulham

[burnt cedar]

Just wait till they add Willian

[short spindle]

Are we the only side to beat them

[burnt cedar]

Who they don’t even use

Yeah

[dim ledge]

nah

[short spindle]

I want to forget that name

[dim ledge]

theyre getting Justin Kluivert bro

thats a fucking signing

[burnt cedar]

He’s been kinda mid

Maybe this could be a good move for him

[dim ledge]

it will be

[burnt cedar]

They’re getting Kurzawa too

[short spindle]

Willian's only good preformance came at the Cottage

👀

[burnt cedar]

19 games of 3+ assists

[short spindle]

I remember when we were linked with Kurzawa

[dim ledge]

think theyre getting Kurzawa too

[short spindle]

Early 2020

[burnt cedar]

The guy they played vs us did well vs Saka

Robinson

[short spindle]

I think Edu can cook something if not thats going to be a 7/10 window

[dim ledge]

honestly i think A. Armstrong was a good signing for them

[burnt cedar]

Asensio on loan

[burnt cedar]

Needs a better partner upfront

Che Adams is hit and miss

[dim ledge]

did you guys hear that an "unnamed club" bid 19m for Youri

[burnt cedar]

Hopefully it’s you guys

[short spindle]

Douglaz Luiz has a year left maybe him for Partey replacement option

[dim ledge]

no

i dont want him

lazy player

[burnt cedar]

I don’t think he moves

Too late for Leicester to get a replacement

[short spindle]

Tea Lemons doesn't excite me

[burnt cedar]

He’s good in the final third but he’s just as slow as Xhaka

Need some dynamism

[short spindle]

Bro it's a miracle Xhaka never gets injured I was thinking about it today

[burnt cedar]

Xhaka is a unit

Iron man

[short spindle]

He only misses games when he gets booked

[burnt cedar]

Might be the fittest player we’ve had thinking about it

Literally everyone is injury prone or spent a long time out

[short spindle]

Why are players like Partey so good but too injury prone

[burnt cedar]

He was never even injury prone before us

[short spindle]

Paredes injury record is worse

[burnt cedar]

He’s better than Partey ngl

Why did he choose juve

[short spindle]

I know who we're going to sign

Arthur Melo

[burnt cedar]

Edu gonna go to Brazil and bring us back Ganso

[short spindle]

We've been linked with that Danilo kid from Palmeiras again

[burnt cedar]

80m release clause

[short spindle]

Pffff

[burnt cedar]

Plus they have copa libatadores semi finals coming up

So won’t sell till jan

I think it’s gonna be a name we’re not linked too right now

Vieira type transfer out of the blue

[short spindle]

I expect absolute madness tomorrow

[burnt cedar]

Nah

We don’t make signings on matchday

Will be the day after

[short spindle]

We've been linked with so many wingers today: Gakpo,Mudryk and Zaha

[honest umbra]

zaha too?

the crystal palace legend?

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1564711051530326033

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/dgpLaUQBuMg

[honest umbra]

why did fabian ruiz go to psg?

[burnt cedar]

Galtier and Campos know how to build a squad

For the first window PSG are not just throwing money at names

And are signing players who who actually benefit them

[honest umbra]

u think ruiz is good here?

[burnt cedar]

Yeah

Loads of different options they can go for

Him and Veratti

Plus Vitinha and Sanches

Think they’ll win the ucl this year

Neymar looks focused too

[short spindle]

Always rated Soler

They're getting rid of the deadwood too

Kurzawa,Paredes

Diallo and Draxler are on the list too

[honest umbra]

vitinha should be starting man

last week i saw him play he was insane

idk if he was playing this week, pretty sure i saw sanches and veratti

[burnt cedar]

Porto fans said Fabio Vieira was better than Vitinha

[short spindle]

Galtier is an underrated coach

Feel bad for Porto fans

They let so many players go

They lose their star players every window

[honest umbra]

what about ajax?

[sweet tree]

benfica, porto, ajax, dortmund

ajax sells crazy well tho with the prices they get in return

[short spindle]

Saka new deal

Very top good sensation

He looks like a gym leader about to dynamax

[celest zephyr]

for go

god

fucking sake

we can't beat Chelsea

but Soton can

[solid dagger]

I'm waiting for the yearly PSG Champions League meltdown

[sweet tree]

this roma team is likeable

you saw dybala's brace johto?

[short spindle]

They could be a threat in the Europa League

[smoky fable]

https://fxtwitter.com/PitchingNinja/status/1564749536274386944

@rustic ore @dim kettle

[rustic ore]

Heard, sucks ass

He's really solid

Hope it's not really serious

[dim kettle]

Left shoulder impingement.

[celest zephyr]

Oh h my god lmao

Werner hattrick

after leaving Chelsea

[celest zephyr]

Feel like it wouldn’t happen under Galtier

only person who can make it happen is Neymar and Mbappe

but the best at it is Kimpbempe

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/x1ueep/everton_fan_drops_child_to_receive_anthony/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Wtf

[proud coyote]

LOL

[honest umbra]

what was he mad at

[celest zephyr]

On drugs

Probably to the steward for dropping his kid, but this dude drops it himself nd even pushes him to the pitch

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/NBCSChicago/status/1564761074859212804?s=20&t=PWJUg6s7KVaUtM1rnwANkg

NBC Sports Chicago (@NBCSChicago)

White Sox' Tony La Russa misses game for undisclosed medical reason @NBCSWhiteSox https://t.co/oHZXXeuUFe

Twitter · Aug 30, 2022, 11:44 PM

Oh no, they're probably gonna make this the reason for La Russa not coming back next season instead of being fired.

https://twitter.com/NBAMemes/status/1564782123260805121?s=20&t=PWJUg6s7KVaUtM1rnwANkg

NBA Memes (@NBAMemes)

The 2022 off-season recap:

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Twitter · Aug 31, 2022, 1:08 AM

[celest zephyr]

Meanwhile, steve nash:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGKyim6hdQE

[oak vessel]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ch3__XHpwtD/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Check my reel 🧿

[short spindle]

Señor. Gaspar, por favor, me muero de hambre.

Starting to come to terms with the fact we probably just won’t get anyone

[burnt cedar]

Damn man https://twitter.com/david_ornstein/status/1564913782819852288?s=21&t=m3R_Mre90cVxdFvifn1o0Q

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Intensive talks over Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang from Barcelona to Chelsea continue today. Complicated by 33yo suffering broken jaw during home robbery - expected to be out for a number of weeks. Loan also being considered @TheAthleticUK #CFC #FCBarcelona https://t.co/fdjqvQcoFG

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Twitter · Aug 31, 2022, 9:51 AM

Hope Auba and his family are doing okay

[short spindle]

Holy shit

[broken ledge]

That’s fucked

[short spindle]

AMN to Southampton

Can't belive he turned 25 few days ago

[celest zephyr]

So we really lost Fofana

[simple seal]

Rays magic

Jose Siri stats

Looks like the main change is that they told him to swing more lol

[simple seal]

Was bored so I did this lol

[short spindle]

Danilo still on the cards 👀

[celest zephyr]

Anyways fuck Fofana

We really spent our time on him while injured, let him sign a contract and he becomes a twat on his private Instagram

Thank god we sent a snake to Chelsea

Snake filled club can go suffer and sink

[burnt cedar]

What did he post

[celest zephyr]

And then proceed to say “thank you club and doctors for support my injury and recovery” just to fucking sign a contract and leave

[proud coyote]

What did the jets do to you

[simple seal]

idk I think them sucking so much pisses me off lol

And not a single player I like basically lol

[solid dagger]

You got a ton of money for him at least, now you have to spend it wisely

Rugani is a GREAT center back if you're interested

[sweet tree]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ch7VXYFNxBo/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

auba

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happens far too often man

ffs..

[short flame]

I don’t know he never could become the heir of Juventus defence. Still a good guy to have in your squad

[short spindle]

Don't listen to Johto, poe Holding is miles better

He was the next Maldini at Bolton

Anyways it's time to g-g-g-grill!

[solid dagger]

Not really tbh, he looks like he's scared to hold the ball

I wanted him to succeed so bad but he's just meh now

[short flame]

He’s the kind of guy you bring on when you’re 3-0 up and want to hold down the fort by removing a striker but he’s not starting 11 material

When you grow up to the likes of chiellini, barzagli, bonucci, I expect you to at least learn the right mentality from them. He just seems scared all the time and makes mistakes

[burnt cedar]

Chelsea creating a super team https://twitter.com/cfcpys/status/1564995370387636224?s=21&t=wKs-_rYeTHYlRayOvs2eVQ

Pys (@CFCPys)

Chelsea are in talks to Sign Rafael Leao after being told a deal for Neymar was not possible, Chelsea want to sign a midfielder and striker before tomorrow and are also trying to complete a deal for Gvardiol. (@garyjacob @TimesSport) https://t.co/p9lIq5aSEO

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Twitter · Aug 31, 2022, 3:15 PM

[solid dagger]

Chelsea can piss off

I'm tired of all the English teams spending 200M every window

[sweet tree]

how many defenders does tuchel need honestly lol

is Gvardiol that good? cause the price fee is insane, they should just priotize in mid / st

[sweet tree]

that's just the prem money for you

makes the most revenue in europe, so they spend the most realistically

la liga, serie a, bundesliga make like half of it. just far behind in TV deal / revenue

hope one day this sport has some sort of salary cap, FFP just keeps the status quo with the big clubs always remaining at the top.

I feel for fan owned clubs, really only way to compete these days is to bring in a rich owner who'll invest into the squad. Kinda hard to do it organically

[solid dagger]

Yeah the ffp is a joke

The salary cap could be a very intersting idea

But they probably will never implement it

[short spindle]

Sambi starting

Stunt on these hoes

[sweet tree]

haaland just be eating

[solid dagger]

DUSAN WHAT A GOAL AGAIN

I love that man I swear

[hasty basin]

Yessss Jesus

[celest zephyr]

my sweet Jesus

[sweet tree]

another freekick?

b2b freekicks huh

[celest zephyr]

man Xhaka is really a solid midfielder

I always overlooked him

ever since the team sooms more solid, he is standing oout

[broken ledge]

Liverpool looking good

[solid dagger]

Exactly like the one against Roma

Same spot

[broken ledge]

He was good since last season I recall

Mid time last season

[burnt cedar]

Our last 8 goals have all been left footed

[hasty basin]

Wtf

Haaland

[sweet tree]

hatty for haaland

[burnt cedar]

Damn

[hasty basin]

I should've activated the wildcard last GW

Damn it

[sweet tree]

9th goal so far I think

[broken ledge]

I captained haaland

[burnt cedar]

He legit might break 30 by the half way point at this rate

[sweet tree]

bro just gotta tap it in

don't even look hard

[burnt cedar]

And he’s touched the ball maybe 100 times in his city career

[burnt cedar]

Fr

[sweet tree]

guy has kdb gundogan and bernardo feeding him

[burnt cedar]

Get me in the city team I’m getting at least 5 league goals

[hasty basin]

John Stones assist

Bernardo assist when

[broken ledge]

Haaland got a hatrick

Haaland owners feasting

[sweet tree]

one day I'll try out fpl

[hasty basin]

It's fun

[broken ledge]

Its addicting

[hasty basin]

Yes.

[broken ledge]

You should yeah

[hasty basin]

Thought Zaha was injured

So I put him last on my bench

💀

Odegaard are you serious bruh

[solid dagger]

And some people were saying Haaland wouldn't have adapted to the Prem and that he wouldn't fit Guardiola's style

[hasty basin]

hmm

0-0 and they're doing way better than us

The plan is working

[celest zephyr]

what a fucking strike

by Martinelli

great save too

[short spindle]

Half time

[burnt cedar]

We should be 3-0 up

[celest zephyr]

Yeah

[short spindle]

They're were getting away with so many fouls in the first 15 minutes

That was a pen

[burnt cedar]

Was defo a pen on Saka

[celest zephyr]

Martinez made some good saves

[celest zephyr]

yep

[burnt cedar]

Last save was really good

On Martinelli

[celest zephyr]

Mings moment

[short spindle]

Would've gone it

If Mings wasn't left footed he would be flipping burgers

[celest zephyr]

I defo think refs don't give that much early pens or card to fucking keep the game "interesting"

didn't someone say they do that

I forgot who

[short spindle]

Jesus pl captain

[burnt cedar]

Make the game fully automated

Get rid of human refs

[broken ledge]

Holy shit diaz

Disgusting

[hasty basin]

Lol

[broken ledge]

[hasty basin]

He can't score tho

[burnt cedar]

How has isak looked

[broken ledge]

He tried assisting

[burnt cedar]

Has he touched the ball

[hasty basin]

[broken ledge]

Yep

[hasty basin]

Wait what

Own goal

Kehrer

💀

[short spindle]

Sambi has been fantastic

Pray for my boy Lunik

[robust grotto]

No issues w defense or Kehrer

Burned off poor passing in the final areas.. leads to a counter attack and goal. Happened against Brighton w Zouma and now w Rice

[broken ledge]

Oh dear

Free kick against pool

[short spindle]

Bro Balogun scored and assisted

He's worth atleast 40 million on today's market

5 aps 4 goals 1 assist

[celest zephyr]

holy shit

its been a while since I felt Arsenal plays so confidently and dominantly on consecutive games

[burnt cedar]

Just need to score now

[short flame]

they're on a good streak

[celest zephyr]

entire class difference against Villa today

[short flame]

anyone watching tottenham or liverpool?

[honest umbra]

who scored for arsenal?

[robust grotto]

Yeah I’m west ham

[burnt cedar]

Jesus

[broken ledge]

Damn unlucky diaz

[robust grotto]

Commentary keeps talking about how WH fans are frustrated by this game .. and I’m like ??? I’m not frustrated at all

Wtf are these guys watching that I’m not

[short flame]

i'm thinking of watching one of them but can't choose

[solid dagger]

What a season he's having

[short flame]

luis diaz or davinson sanchez

[robust grotto]

Watch Liverpool lol

[honest umbra]

ofc jesus did

[short flame]

ok thank you

[honest umbra]

best player in the premier league

[short flame]

too soon

[hasty basin]

Cancelo now?

Oh nah

[sweet tree]

cancelo rocket

🚀

[burnt cedar]

ISAKKK

[hasty basin]

Omg

Bernardo silva

Assist

You know what

[short flame]

oh juventus is also playing

[hasty basin]

Whenever I say I need a Bernardo Silva assist

He does it

[burnt cedar]

Liverpool losing

[hasty basin]

Broo

My defence is WASHED

[sweet tree]

Isak got a goal yo

[broken ledge]

Isak scored

[short flame]

now i have to check if cuadrado is also playing and adapt my decision

[hasty basin]

Fair Play to Isak tho

[solid dagger]

I'm afraid Szczesny broke his ankle

[honest umbra]

ISAKKKKKKKKKK

[solid dagger]

He got subbed off on a stretcher and he was crying

[solid dagger]

He is playing and he is not playing well

[sweet tree]

lowkey like when most matches are on the same day

[honest umbra]

weird so many top matches

on a wednesday

[sweet tree]

world cup tax

[hasty basin]

How are Napoli DRAWING

[burnt cedar]

Usually when the day before games are low scoring the next day games are crazy

[hasty basin]

And Elmas scored

Damn

[solid dagger]

Lecce also missed a pen

[hasty basin]

Rah

Zielinski is needed

[robust grotto]

City doing City things

Wish they can fuck off already

[short flame]

he's colombian, i have to pretend he's the best player in the world

[short flame]

who's replacing him? Perin?

[solid dagger]

He's been a fantastic player in the last few years but he started this season pretty mej

[hasty basin]

Fr

Hope They don't sub off Neco Williams

Until 60th min

[solid dagger]

Yeah, Szczesny just recovered from an injury too
Luckily Perin is a great keeper

[hasty basin]

He's on -1 for me

Damn you City

[short flame]

he plays so poorly for colombia but he's always been good at juventus

[short flame]

oh i hope he recovers soon but i like perin, good keeper

[hasty basin]

We're getting destroyed but at this point we're used to it

[burnt cedar]

Isn’t this guy like 16 https://vxtwitter.com/footballreprt/status/1565060687172345857?s=21&t=rczwQeQfzoDJhD96PbavsA

[celest zephyr]

great martinez save

[short flame]

https://youtu.be/Ho8XB-nfdCE

[sweet tree]

my boy ney got a goal

[honest umbra]

messi assist too

one touch futbal

[sweet tree]

yeah the build up was nice

does transfer window close today or tomorrow

Julian Alvarez now

lol

[celest zephyr]

lets go

come on tomiyasu

[solid dagger]

It closes tomorrow at 8pm in Italy iirc

[celest zephyr]

whats going on at liverpool atm

[solid dagger]

So I guess it's at 7pm in England

[celest zephyr]

City is on Pep drugs

[burnt cedar]

It’s usually 11pm here

[solid dagger]

Yeah it's usually at midnight here so it's the same time

But a friend of mine told me it's closing earlier this year

He might've lied to me

[hasty basin]

Bernardo should assist again

[burnt cedar]

FFSSS

They scored a corner

VAR

[short spindle]

Fuck you and fuck your corners

Luiz

Fml

[celest zephyr]

bruh what

[burnt cedar]

How is this the second corner he’s scored

Why are you scoring corners

[solid dagger]

You mean directly from the corner?

[burnt cedar]

Yeah

[solid dagger]

Lmao

[short spindle]

He's practicing in training

[celest zephyr]

Yeah he's being blocked lmao

[short spindle]

GOAL

[burnt cedar]

I was replying to your other msg smh I was gonna say they should all end the same time

[celest zephyr]

of course its Kamara

[sweet tree]

2-1 arsenal

[burnt cedar]

Champions mentally

[sweet tree]

?

[burnt cedar]

Yeah

Martinelli

[short spindle]

Nelli

[celest zephyr]

lets gooo

[solid dagger]

I was a bit confused at first

[celest zephyr]

jajajaja

[burnt cedar]

Well deserved goal

[hasty basin]

Villa 💀

[short spindle]

We're actually coming back after few minutes

[celest zephyr]

Gerrard moment

[short spindle]

I'm sorry for praying tor you to get taken off

[hasty basin]

Come on

13 more mins

[burnt cedar]

Tomi needs to start vs United

[hasty basin]

And the added time ig

[celest zephyr]

god I love the roar at the Emirates

[short spindle]

Literally 2 minutes

[simple seal]

Haaland with another hatty lol

[short spindle]

People say we left our soul at the Highbury

Not true

[simple seal]

People talk about Highbury like if it wasnt called "the library" back in the day

[celest zephyr]

just nostalgia people

stadiums are temporary, fans are forever

[sweet tree]

soucek scored

[celest zephyr]

ffs its Ham is doing well

we have do something

hope we can manage to steal points from United

[burnt cedar]

If Turner comes on now we lose this

Get up Ramsdale

[honest umbra]

who scored arsenal 2nd goal?

[burnt cedar]

Martinelli

[honest umbra]

goated

[sweet tree]

ISAKKKKKK

[honest umbra]

COYG

[sweet tree]

OMG

[honest umbra]

HOLD UP

ISAKKKKKKKKKKK

[sweet tree]

NOOOO

[hasty basin]

💀

6-0

[sweet tree]

who scored the 6th?

[honest umbra]

why did real sell isak again?

socediad btw**

[hasty basin]

Alvarez

[sweet tree]

money tbh

[honest umbra]

how much they get for him?

[sweet tree]

wait nvm

idk I think it was 70m?

[honest umbra]

thats a lot of money

for a la liga side

[hasty basin]

MY POOR NECO WILLIAMS

Hopefully he gets switched with

Billing

[burnt cedar]

Isak omggg

He’s so good man

[honest umbra]

isak has always been so good

i feel like hes terrorized barca

for the last few years

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/LaVARDuFoot/status/1565071550679760900?t=id0vpG1tT2iziTXEpJXXmw&s=19

La VAR du foot 📺 (@LaVARDuFoot)

QUEL DOMMAGE. ALEXANDER ISAK S’ÉTAIT JOUÉ DE LA DEFENSE DES REDS AVANT DE CONCLURE EN FORCE MAIS LE SUÉDOIS EST SIGNALÉ HORS JEU… #LIVNEW

▶ Play video

Twitter · Aug 31, 2022, 8:18 PM

[hasty basin]

I mean yeah

It's just

[sweet tree]

would've been nice if he was on

[hasty basin]

How they'll play in

PL

[honest umbra]

dest goes to milan @sweet tree

[sweet tree]

milan?

[celest zephyr]

oh my god

[sweet tree]

I saw he was linked to villarreal

[celest zephyr]

did Isak

just

oh my

[sweet tree]

was offside

Firmino

1-1

nice finish

[hasty basin]

Mmm

[solid dagger]

I don't get why they got him, they already have Calabria and Florenzi and they're both pretty good at rb

[sweet tree]

our only real RB is roberto and even he didn't start off in that position lol. Well I guess he'll play there or Kounde, we'll see I guess

[hasty basin]

Napoli

Bru

[honest umbra]

messi had another assist to mbappe btw, mala

and had an INSANE fk saved

[burnt cedar]

You’ll get bellerin for free

[sweet tree]

I'll peep it

i heard he wants us ajay

thought he was going to betis tho

[burnt cedar]

Yeah you or betis

[honest umbra]

whos #23 for arsenal

[burnt cedar]

He’ll be serviceable as a backup

[burnt cedar]

Lokonga

[honest umbra]

insane composure

[short spindle]

Thank fuck it's over

[burnt cedar]

They can’t afford him I think

[short spindle]

Sweaty af

[honest umbra]

arsenal 5 for 5?

[sweet tree]

5 wins at the start huh

[honest umbra]

the league is dusted

[short spindle]

It's cold at the top of the table

[honest umbra]

when do arsenal face a "top six"

[short spindle]

United on Sunday

[honest umbra]

oh u'll be fine

[sweet tree]

next game is united ye

[short spindle]

I have doubted you Sambi

[burnt cedar]

I think we lose at united tbh

[sweet tree]

it's at old Trafford tho

[short spindle]

I must apologize

I think it's going to be a 2-2 draw

[hasty basin]

Lets gooo

We'll take a draw

Every game is stressful 💀

[burnt cedar]

Antony vs Tierney/Zinchenko you just know it’s written for him to dominate us

[honest umbra]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1565068020447416320

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Sergiño Dest to AC Milan, here we go and confirmed! Full agreement, loan with buy option around €20m not mandatory. Dest will sign until June 2027, one year loan plus potential four year deal. 🚨🔴⚫️ #ACMilan

Dest will fly to Milano on Wednesday morning to sign contracts.

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Twitter · Aug 31, 2022, 8:04 PM

lmao wtf

[short spindle]

Antony is only good at doing circles

[honest umbra]

he aint prob ever playing rb as long as xavi is manager

[short spindle]

Doubt it he will cause trouble

[sweet tree]

the photoshopping kinda funny

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/bnightengale/status/1565054491723935744?s=21&t=BVYqLMRXGmyblcHwNAPLhA

Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale)

Chicago #WhiteSox manager Tony La Russa will be out indefinitely while undergoing further testing with his personal doctors in Arizona.

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Twitter · Aug 31, 2022, 7:10 PM

Phantom firing

[honest umbra]

tryna fire his best friend TLR

without "firing" him

but if it is serious, hope he is alright

[hasty basin]

Osimhen is on a

5.9

[short spindle]

Bro I don't think that Jesus outscores Haaland now

He will outscore Nunez tho

[sweet tree]

we got dest for like 23m so, 20m buyout is fine ig. Still wish xavi gave him a bit more of a chance tbh, but yeah he was inept in defense tbh. Useful sometimes going forward

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1565074390215180294

Out Of Context Football (@nocontextfooty)

https://t.co/l2wVrZjXXQ

Twitter · Aug 31, 2022, 8:29 PM

[sweet tree]

how many is Jesus on anyways

hes done well so far

[honest umbra]

btw

who was saying haaland wouldnt fit on man city

[short spindle]

5 aps 2 goals 3 assists

[short flame]

i did but i'm glad i was wrong

[sweet tree]

oh tf

thought he was on like 5 goals tbh lol

[short spindle]

He scored 3 against Sevilla

Prolly bc of that

[sweet tree]

when was this

[short spindle]

Emirates cup

[sweet tree]

ah

[short spindle]

Late July

Now I need Edu to do his magic

Still no Vieira debut

We have no proof that he's alive

[honest umbra]

patrick viera?

[hasty basin]

Yes

Patrick Vieira

🔥

[short spindle]

Fabio

The kid from porto

[hasty basin]

Yep

[short spindle]

Señor. Gaspar, por favor, me muero de hambre. Danilo por favor!

[short flame]

why would you want danilo

[solid dagger]

MILIK

What a ball from Miretti

I love him

[burnt cedar]

Had no idea milik even joined juve

[short spindle]

Xhaka vs Aston Villa: 72 Touches, 49 Accurate Passes, 2 Chances Created, 1 Shot on Target, 3 Accurate Long Balls, 100% Long Ball Accuracy, 2 Duels Won, 2 Clearances, 1 Tackle Won

Different gravy

Better than Tielemans

[solid dagger]

Backup to Dusan, looks like a good fit

[hasty basin]

Osimhen 5.6

[burnt cedar]

Yeah can’t ask for more

[short spindle]

He's wank but it is what it is

[solid dagger]

Are you a Napoli fan?

Or do you play fantasy football?

[hasty basin]

Nah just rooting for them because of Kvara

[solid dagger]

Oh nice

[celest zephyr]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/x2inmu/rapoport_the_bears_inherit_alex_leatherwoods/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[short flame]

still don't want him at the club

[short spindle]

Eh fair enough but he will do until the next window

[short flame]

too bad

[short spindle]

Main priority is Partey cover

We should start taking points from Liverpiol now

It's been too long

[burnt cedar]

Lokonga vs Liverpool https://youtu.be/CLlYHRXDI_Q

[hasty basin]

https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1565011893454094339

Out Of Context Football (@nocontextfooty)

https://t.co/yTns7IlmAb

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40301

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Twitter · Aug 31, 2022, 4:21 PM

[burnt cedar]

Best individual performance of all time

[sweet tree]

cristiano just comes out to close the games these days

[burnt cedar]

I wanna see him play in the Europa league

Just to see him suffer

Ten Hag should put him out with the B team

[sweet tree]

who did united get in the group

that would be funny icl

[celest zephyr]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/x2i0q3/yates_the_browns_have_claimed_qb_kellen_mond/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Browns collecting qbs

[burnt cedar]

Sociedad and Sheriff

“Omonoia”

Never heard of them

[honest umbra]

https://twitter.com/ManagingBarca/status/1565066207299964929

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca)

🚨🚨| BREAKING: FC Barcelona & Inter Milan have reached principle agreement for a loan of Jordi Alba.
@gerardromero [🎖️]

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Retweets

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Twitter · Aug 31, 2022, 7:57 PM

lmao wtf

so random

[burnt cedar]

Who’s gonna be lb

[hasty basin]

Lol

[sweet tree]

I know sheriff from last szn

[burnt cedar]

Yeah they’re a weird club

Their history

[sweet tree]

no idea why xavi wants alonso

[short flame]

tough group

[sweet tree]

balde starts maybe

[hasty basin]

Balde prob

Yh

[short flame]

sheriff and sociedad are decent

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1565071867081277441?t=eGQRBwoWJXbspGD7iFaY-A&s=19

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

Alba to Inter Milan isn't close and isn't likely to happen at all. The player's entourage doesn't see the option clearly, and neither do Barça. [@Elwood_White] #fcblive

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611

Twitter · Aug 31, 2022, 8:19 PM

hmmm

[short flame]

united are doing poorly

[sweet tree]

guess I'll just wait and see what happens, would prefer alba to stay. Can still be useful

maybe it's due to the wages

[short spindle]

Guess who's outside the job center tomorrow

[honest umbra]

gerrard dusted?

[burnt cedar]

Wack manager

[sweet tree]

newcastle might get the draw

[short spindle]

Liverpool look so off without that good midfield

[broken ledge]

Just one goal

Pls

[short flame]

they play well

[burnt cedar]

Milner rb

[short spindle]

Also fuck John Mcginn

Media forced me to belive that ge was goid in early 2021

[burnt cedar]

Did you see Ramsdale and the Villa fans

[short spindle]

Yes

Martinez is better than you?

My shithouse

What the fuck

Chelsea bid for Alvarez

€43m

[short flame]

the new city signing?

who's that shit guy in liverpool? i think #28

[short spindle]

No

The guy from Ajax

Edson Alvarez

Good in my Schalke fm save

[short flame]

never seen him

[sweet tree]

he's alright

tho ajax losing 2 cbs

lol

[short flame]

wait milik plays at juve now

[sweet tree]

ajax will probably just make a new cb

[short flame]

they probably have a few in the academy

[sweet tree]

ye

[short flame]

carvalho at liverpool, what a shit player

[sweet tree]

GLDLXYFN

omg

[celest zephyr]

always has been

[sweet tree]

CARVAHLH just won it LMAO

[hasty basin]

NANI

NAAAAAANI

[broken ledge]

VAMOOSS

[short flame]

really lol

[broken ledge]

VAMOOOOOSSSS

[dim ledge]

DBA

[broken ledge]

CARVAHLOOO

[dim ledge]

BFBWBD

[sweet tree]

bro the GK WAS STILL

[broken ledge]

3 POINTS

GET INNNN

[sweet tree]

INSANE

[dim ledge]

FABIOOOOOO

FABIOOOOOOOOO

FABIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hasty basin]

LMAOOO

ANYONE ASSIST?

[burnt cedar]

Look like he got executed

[sweet tree]

bro didn't know what to do

[broken ledge]

CARVAHLO YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

[hasty basin]

SALAh

ASSIST

LETS GOOO

[short flame]

i'll give him a pass for this game for scoring the goal

[hasty basin]

Might put me above

Average points

[short spindle]

It's over for Gerrard tomorrow

Arteta landed the finishing blow

[broken ledge]

Start Carvalho every game

[proud coyote]

soooo haaland

what the fuck

[honest umbra]

hes insane bro

dude is just a machine

doesnt matter what league

idk who thought giving him to city was a good idea

[sweet tree]

city just have a super team

[proud coyote]

it's ridiculous

meanwhile we're losing to fucking southhampton

[honest umbra]

mount and pulisic and havertz

were awful

lol

[short flame]

it's all he did in the game

[proud coyote]

puli has lost it the past year or so

[honest umbra]

was he being played rwb though?

thats tough

[sweet tree]

havertz not that guy either tbh

[honest umbra]

havertz is fine

[proud coyote]

puli wants to leave as well I've heard

[short flame]

chelsea need a real number 9

[honest umbra]

they denied him the leave

so hes stuck there

[proud coyote]

yup lol

[sweet tree]

loan pulisic to Marsch Ball

[honest umbra]

they have a curse at 9

[proud coyote]

send him to argentina

[honest umbra]

at the same time chelsea were losing 1-0

[short flame]

give him number 19

[honest umbra]

werner was scoring a hat trick

and lukaku was probably partying in inter

[short flame]

diego costa was amazing, drogba

[honest umbra]

and abraham was wylin in rome

costa was good in spite of everything

[sweet tree]

Abraham was good at chelsea for a bit

[short flame]

what do you mean in spite?

[honest umbra]

and drogba while an amazing player is sensationalized for his big moments

in the UCL

[sweet tree]

his like first season was quite good

[honest umbra]

while he was ok in the PL itself

yea ik mala

just saying they sent him out

and hes playing well

like the other two lol

[sweet tree]

should've kept him

[honest umbra]

agreed

[dim ledge]

Henry, Suarez, and Shearer are the prems best strikers ever

Thank you for your time

[tulip barn]

Haaland is a monster

[solid dagger]

Kane slowly getting closer and closer

[proud coyote]

what about darwin nunez

[honest umbra]

kane is very clsoe

[dim ledge]

Shit player

[solid dagger]

Winning the Prem would surely help

[short flame]

i'm from montreal so drogba was the best player i've seen live and he was amazing. and scoring in important moments is what makes a player go from good to great

[honest umbra]

yea i agree

hes a chelsea legend

[solid dagger]

That header

[proud coyote]

as a chelsea fan I am obligated to say drogba is the best striker of all time

[tulip barn]

https://tenor.com/view/drogba-gif-25467869

[solid dagger]

Drogba is the reason I really like Chelsea, that final is the first game I remember watching

[sweet tree]

Rooney's my favorite prem player, I did like hazard and cesc on chelsea tho

[honest umbra]

that final made a lot of people chelsea fans

esp drogba fans

[proud coyote]

cesc was great :(

[dim ledge]

Nah it's insane how good Suarez was

Too bad he's a dickhead

[honest umbra]

my favorite prem player was maybe fabregas or aguero

[solid dagger]

Now I support forest in the Prem because I played with them in career mode every fifa since fifa 15 lol

[honest umbra]

aguero 2011 gives me chills

[sweet tree]

fabregas passes were so nice

[short flame]

my favourite premier league player was denis bergkamp

[sweet tree]

him and costa

[solid dagger]

Fábregas the Como legend

[sweet tree]

fun duo

[honest umbra]

fab and costa that szn was fun to watch

[short flame]

him and henry were the best duo

[honest umbra]

i didnt see bergkamp play that much

[sweet tree]

probably yeah, I never got to watch Henry play apart from his spell at Red bulls

[honest umbra]

nahhhh

i saw henry at barca

absolute legend

[sweet tree]

I wish lol

[short flame]

his first touch was unmatched

[honest umbra]

obv a arsenal legend but he was good at barca

him eto messi

[sweet tree]

pacey front 3

[honest umbra]

they would be scoring actual bangers

[sweet tree]

I can imagine

[broken ledge]

Yeah at this point Nunez just wasted money

[honest umbra]

guys

[broken ledge]

100 mil

[honest umbra]

its been 4 weeks

calma

we aint even in UCL yet

[broken ledge]

Actually fates right

[sweet tree]

nunez was 100m?

[dim ledge]

No he's not a waste lol

[broken ledge]

Lemme have faith

[dim ledge]

And he was 70ish without add-ons

[sweet tree]

yeah too soon to say tbh

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/bergkamp-legend-arsenal-football-goal-gif-7920040

[honest umbra]

if i judged players off their first 3 games, i would hate a lot of barca players

not lewa doe

hes amazing

https://tenor.com/view/robert-lewandowski-barcelona-lewandowski-barca-lewandowski-barcelona-gif-26541921

[sweet tree]

memphis first few games were great

[proud coyote]

nunez is a waste cause he lost me FPL points

[honest umbra]

u have him in FPL

do u have haaland?

[proud coyote]

i did

yes I have haaland lol

[honest umbra]

ok thats all that matters

wait cancelo scored today too right?

or assisted

[proud coyote]

he scored yeah

[sweet tree]

might be both

[proud coyote]

alvarez had 2

[honest umbra]

oh he scored

LETS GO

have him in fpl

[sweet tree]

is FPL dependent on g/a stats

[honest umbra]

i really need to start captaining haaland over de bruyne

dependent on diff stuff

but g/a huge part of it

[sweet tree]

so if a gk makes a lot of saves you'll get points right

[honest umbra]

yea

[short flame]

i wonder if i have enough money to drop mitrovic for haaland

[broken ledge]

[honest umbra]

is mitrovic not doing good btw?

[sweet tree]

how does it work for defenders

[honest umbra]

i know fulham are playing well

CS

[sweet tree]

I c

[honest umbra]

goals conceded

etc

[proud coyote]

CS is 6

[sweet tree]

28 points

Jesus christ

[proud coyote]

tbh I don't know why they get random points

[honest umbra]

i had haaland as VC both weeks

so i got 14

[proud coyote]

but yeah mala, the C next to haaland's name means he gets double

[honest umbra]

instead of 28

i could be so far ahead

[proud coyote]

I VC'd him last week but just C'd him this one lol

[sweet tree]

I see

[honest umbra]

juba

i was gonna do it

this weke

but matchday wednesday

dumb af

i changed it rn just to make sure

cant believe reece and guimares are injured doe

[short spindle]

Odegaard could be out vs United

Fuck McGinn

[short flame]

yeah he's doing great never mind

maybe drop son though

[short spindle]

Spurs are so off these last few gamee

[honest umbra]

its becuz both chelsea and tottenham realize who runs london

yea

[proud coyote]

is that like

[honest umbra]

fulham have been good

[proud coyote]

a two week schedule? what site is that?

[honest umbra]

wasnt dream team a scuff mobile app game?

they have fantasy?

[short flame]

i only got mount to replace sinistierra, but now that he's back he's out

[short flame]

dream team, i think they played twice this week

[short spindle]

Tomorrow we prepare for deadline madness I want a Vieira/Tomiyasu esque transfer out of the blue

Heat up the grill Edu

[proud coyote]

ahh they just do "all games in a week" then, I see

FPL will have three day turns sometimes

[short flame]

yeah refresh every friday

[short spindle]

Benny Blanco,Gabriel Magnalos and Big Willy

We might win the World Cup

Not to alarm you

[dim ledge]

I hate you so much

[short spindle]

Señor Gaspar convoca a su monstruo característico, la parrilla.

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/0Si5njM3yHI

[honest umbra]

https://twitter.com/ErlingHaaland/status/1565089346255929345

Erling Haaland (@ErlingHaaland)

Doesn't get much better than this! 🔵 #mancity

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Twitter · Aug 31, 2022, 9:29 PM

[dim ledge]

I'm tired of him

[solid dagger]

He's one year older than me and he's scoring 9 goals in 5 games in the Prem while I'm here laying in my bed discussing One Piece all day

He wishes he was me

[burnt cedar]

@short spindle all big accounts posting cryptic tweets

[sweet tree]

bro had 16 touches

and got a hattrick

[dim ledge]

Last game was less touches iirc

They've literally become Haaland and insha'Allah

[short spindle]

What tweets

[honest umbra]

u know the tweets

[celest zephyr]

Aight ready for United lads

[honest umbra]

i am

[broken ledge]

Yep

[celest zephyr]

we getting slapped tooth to cheeks

[simple seal]

Yandy Diaz my beloved

[smoky fable]

Must be nice to root for a competitive sports team.

[proud coyote]

giants season is a wash as well

all I can hope for is the astros to beat the dodgers in the WS

not because I want the astros to win, heavens no

but because I like seeing dodgers fans suffer

[smoky fable]

What happened? I didn’t expect this at all.

[proud coyote]

our last season was sort of a fluke, a bunch of old guys having career years

we weren't supposed to be close to as good as we were