sports

[hasty basin]

Lol

Honestly I was surprised that more people thought

Everton was gonna win than Nottingham

Meanwhile in Germany

[simple seal]

lol

[sweet tree]

that's some FIFA type shit

[dim ledge]

what the hell?

[robust grotto]

Ewww that touch by Jesus

Filthy

[burnt cedar]

There’s no striker better than him in the prem

[short spindle]

Odegaard brace

Transfered him out

Stole ball from Jesus

We're actually looking like a dangerous side

[sweet tree]

that was a nice run

[short spindle]

Oli Burke too ffs he's so washed

[burnt cedar]

Don’t remember city doing this to Bournemouth

Pep needs to watch out

[short spindle]

Don Arteta is now the teacher

[robust grotto]

Arsenal invincible 2.0

They may never lose again

[short spindle]

This football is such a joy to watch

No more lack of threat

[robust grotto]

Oh no what a bad pass

[short spindle]

Saliba got it

Don't remember Dias doing this

[hasty basin]

Lol we're so shit

Mm at least this is going well

[short spindle]

They're getting played off the park

0 shots

LMFAO Moore not even trying

😭

[hasty basin]

This is literally our lineup 💀

We are playing

Billing

At ST

[short spindle]

You're in for a long season

[hasty basin]

I think we got a really rough starting fixtures

We're playing Liverpool next in the Prem

LMAO

[burnt cedar]

Saliba chant been going on for a while

[hasty basin]

Well I can't complain too much

CS would be good for my FPL cos I have

Zinchenko

[burnt cedar]

Lmao https://twitter.com/arsenal/status/1561038958984839173?s=21&t=cBM-ElWMiho-Ru-I2W-q0w

Arsenal (@Arsenal)

🎶

Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do

Do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do

...SALIBA!

🎶

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Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 5:14 PM

Will be the first manager to get sacked https://twitter.com/mufc_redarmy99/status/1561013254368989186?s=21&t=cBM-ElWMiho-Ru-I2W-q0w

Alexei (@MUFC_redarmy99)

Steven Gerrard’s record at Aston Villa is now worse than Gary Neville’s at Valencia.

It’s ok though, because he stares at the crowd when he walks down the touchline.

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Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 3:32 PM

[dim kettle]

https://youtu.be/1SGdK7oQK0Q

[sweet tree]

fucking hell

what a strike saliba

[burnt cedar]

What a player

[robust grotto]

Lampard will be the first but I don’t rate Stevie either tbh

[celest zephyr]

du du dududu du du

[short spindle]

Gg

[short spindle]

Remi Garde clear

I actually can sit trough the entire games now

I'm not afraid anymore

[celest zephyr]

No hope with us

We can’t even beat soton

Arsenal fans loving their time

Deserved

[honest umbra]

yea I’ve seen enough

Arsenal winning the league

no one can convince me otherwise

[smoky fable]

West Ham will turn things around

[honest umbra]

https://twitter.com/premierleague/status/1561070348724064256

Premier League (@premierleague)

Where's your team?

#PL

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Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 7:19 PM

how life should be

[solid dagger]

Seeing Man United 20th is so strange

Yet so good lmfao 🍿

[honest umbra]

nothing strange about it

[smoky fable]

I don’t think they’ll stay there

[celest zephyr]

u dont think united will finish below bournemouth this season?

[short spindle]

We might win the quadruple tbh

[honest umbra]

i expect nothing less

arteta ball is crazy

[sweet tree]

yeah they've been good at the start of the season, 2 clean sheets so far so defense looking positive. probably top 3 is my prediction tho

[honest umbra]

u gotta be more positive than that mala

[burnt cedar]

We’ve had a easy run so not gonna go overboard

[sweet tree]

too soon to say they're title contenders tho, it's 38 games. Would be cool to see Arsenal win the league don't get me wrong lol

[burnt cedar]

Top 4 should still be the aim

Liverpool city will finish above us

[sweet tree]

I wouldn't count out liverpool after those 2 games either, p sure city was kinda crappy at the start of last season and then went on to grind results and we know what happened.

[burnt cedar]

Chelsea look solid too just need a goal scorer

[honest umbra]

like auba?

[sweet tree]

yeah chelsea look good, I think Arsenal will have a good season. I'll stick with my top 3 prediction

[burnt cedar]

Also if united sign Antony & Gakpo alongside Casemiro they’ll fight for top 4 too

[honest umbra]

what about spurs?

[burnt cedar]

He’d be good for them

[burnt cedar]

Meh

[sweet tree]

spurs / chelsea challenging for top 4 is my prediction

[burnt cedar]

We’re one injury/prison sentence for Partey away from falling apart

[honest umbra]

the prison sentence seems far more dire

[burnt cedar]

He hasn’t even been good this season tbh

Need to phase him out

[honest umbra]

fqor who?

[burnt cedar]

Yep

We don’t have a backup

Doubt we sign one too

Winger most likely will be the only signing we make

Ben White played there a bit for Leeds in the championship

But it’s a big step up

He might as well prepare for it because he’s not starting over Saliba or Gabriel at cb

And Tomiyasu is a better rb than him

[honest umbra]

why are we playing umtitis full salary at some club called lecce @sweet tree

[sweet tree]

honestly no idea, I think it's dumb too lol.

[honest umbra]

if it helps register kounde im down

dude just waiting on the sidelines for nothing

[sweet tree]

it would've been a way better transfer if they atleast paid some of the wages off lol, but yeah I agree if it helps register kounde then it's fine ig.

[honest umbra]

so he def isnt playing tomorrow lol

[sweet tree]

probably not, needs to be registered before the month ends/ transfer window closes

[honest umbra]

11 more days

[sweet tree]

club needs to sell someone, probably gonna be Auba or Depay (could be both) but yeah he's the only one remaining that needs to be registered.

[honest umbra]

auba to chelsea 15-20 mill

depay to juve

umtiti gone

hopefully fati is enough to be a backup striker to lewa

becuz depay/auba are good man

[sweet tree]

yeah I can see that happening

I would've kept one atleast, don't think you can get a good backup as auba for 20m

if both leave then yeah, I guess ferran could also play as a center forward

[honest umbra]

no lol

im actually a fan of ferran

but not as cf lol

[sweet tree]

keep him at the wing?

[honest umbra]

definitely

[sweet tree]

fair

[honest umbra]

he gets into really good spots

but him at cf would destroy me mentally

[short spindle]

Washed

[short spindle]

We have Pyramid Pirlo no worries man

[honest umbra]

whois pyramid pirlo?

[short spindle]

Elneny

[rustic ore]

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/08/20/matt-corral-is-likely-out-for-the-year-with-lisfranc-injury-in-foot/

Sadge

[short spindle]

50% he's shit 50% he's a cheat code

[honest umbra]

oh

i love elneny

he has games where hes total class isnt he

[short spindle]

I like to call him Iftar Iniesta orr Takfir Rendondo

[honest umbra]

i still remember his absurd goal against barca in UCL few years back

TAFKIR REDONDO LMAOOOOO

[smoky fable]

Wouldn't have gotten much time with Darnold and Mayfield, but rough for the rookie

[honest umbra]

that is so good

[smoky fable]

I know Walker isn't making it out of that qb room

[honest umbra]

https://www.turfshowtimes.com/2022/8/20/23314478/rams-injury-update-logan-bruss

did us ee this @rustic ore

[rustic ore]

I did

Also sucks

[honest umbra]

was so hopeful for him too

[rustic ore]

Never like seeing dudes get injured, especially before the season

[honest umbra]

he might have not started this year

but losing a full year

in ur first year

must be mentally tough

[rustic ore]

Just gotta grind sadly

[smoky fable]

It was a redshirt season, and it basically is now

[rustic ore]

Do as much studying as you can and make do with mental reps

[honest umbra]

definitely

[rustic ore]

Probably not but if they both play and both stink then you absolutely would've heard noise about letting him play

[smoky fable]

option not available anymore now. but sucks to see since he suffered a bad injury in his final college year as well

[honest umbra]

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1560859991854026752

NFL (@NFL)

The rookie and the vet.

@jalenramsey | @stingjr

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Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 5:23 AM

ppl gotta start having more respect

but i just realize twitter trolls are diff

[rustic ore]

I hope Stingley turns out well

Really think he got drafted as high as he did based solely off of his freshman year and that Sauce should've ben CB 1 off the board but

[honest umbra]

yea hes gonna be great

ramsey is already great

[rustic ore]

Tampa 2 D is hard to watch when you don't have a reliable pass rush though

Know that all too well

Houston has Greenard but I can't think of anyone else worth much on their D-line

[smoky fable]

still think they'll both be good

[honest umbra]

or the rest of their team

their preszn game against the rams yesterday..

[smoky fable]

was bad

[honest umbra]

are they seriously going with mills?

[rustic ore]

He played half decent last year

And they're not built to contend

So why not?

[smoky fable]

I mean cooks is still viable

[rustic ore]

They're in a rebuild, not really a proper one since they went with an old ass retread for an HC but

[smoky fable]

as you'd know

[honest umbra]

yea but cooks is cooked now

[smoky fable]

at 28?

damn

know injuries have hampered him, but still

[rustic ore]

I wouldn't say he's cooked

[honest umbra]

yea

but hes in HOU now

[rustic ore]

We'll see how he looks this year but Houston is gonna be ass regardless of him

[honest umbra]

at 28, hes played for 3 rlly good teams

and then ended up in HOU

[rustic ore]

Dude chose to re-sign in Houston as well

[smoky fable]

He still has value I'd say. Contending teams that need a receiver would want to take him, if he didn't say that he wanted to stay in houston.

[smoky fable]

Made it well known he doesn't want to change teams again

[rustic ore]

I wouldn't either

Felt so bad for him with how much he was traded

[smoky fable]

has he won a superbowl?

[rustic ore]

Nah

[smoky fable]

damn

He's been to many, but has won none.

[smoky fable]

Least it showed he proved his worth with how much he was paid and traded for.

[honest umbra]

HE WAS VERY

very very very close

[rustic ore]

It was either with the Pats in 17 or the Rams in 18 but one of those games he got knocked out near the beginning of one of them

[honest umbra]

he made the SB with us

[smoky fable]

thought it was the one with the Pats

[honest umbra]

he got stot free

and our elite QB aka jared goof

missed him

[rustic ore]

Yeah just checked

[honest umbra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QO55-KqgZo&ab_channel=TheQBSchool

[rustic ore]

He got KO'd by Malcolm Jenkins with the Pats

Then had a couple opportunities but couldn't finish with the Rams

[honest umbra]

no way stafford misses this pass

[rustic ore]

Gosh that SB was so boring

[smoky fable]

Reminds me of Jimmy G missing Sanders in that chiefs superbowl

Funny. Niners fans looking away.

[honest umbra]

yea

those kinda QBs cant make those plays

some QBs have innate talent to just make plays

[smoky fable]

I feel asleep in the middle of it.

[honest umbra]

i held a SB party and i was bored by that rams SB

[smoky fable]

Talented teams, but Goff just utterly sank that team.

[honest umbra]

but this one was way more fun

[rustic ore]

53 was hands down the worst SB I can remember in my life

[honest umbra]

my fav SB i watched aside from my bias

was pats vs falcons

[smoky fable]

Broncos seahawks?

Broncos Panthers was boring

[rustic ore]

That one was entertaining from the aspect of seeing just how much harder Denver could derp

You're not wrong about 50 but I thought it was okay, that was just one hell of a defensive performance by Denver

[smoky fable]

I guess so. Most recent blowout I think in the superbowl. I guess Chiefs Bucs could count as well.

[honest umbra]

chiefs bucs

was most def a blowout

as someone who saw lakers absolutely blow out heat game 6 of the finals

[smoky fable]

I wouldn't disagree

[honest umbra]

theres a certain feeling

when ur teams up so big

in the final game

becuz u have this slight doubt still

even if it almost seems impossible for them to lose

[rustic ore]

Gosh 55 was a fun time

First team ever to win a title in their home stadium

[honest umbra]

And then we were the second

a year later

Lmao

[smoky fable]

and then the Rams do it later

wow

[honest umbra]

like what are the chances

where is the SB this year?

[smoky fable]

Cardinals are not doing that this year

Not a chance

Arizona

[rustic ore]

Vegas I think

[honest umbra]

OH MONSTER

ITS ARIZONA TURN

[smoky fable]

It's AZ

[rustic ore]

Or is it Ari?

[smoky fable]

yeah

[rustic ore]

Then Vegas has to be 58 right?

[honest umbra]

cards vs bills SB

im placing my bets rn

[smoky fable]

I think Bills are winning the Superbowl this year. They look good.

[rustic ore]

Yeah just checked, 58 is in Vegas

[smoky fable]

yep in 2024

you are right

[rustic ore]

That's gonna be a fun one

Love the Raiders new stadium

[smoky fable]

Makes the Vegas experience more special

and expensive.

[honest umbra]

Arizona, Las Vegas and then New Orleans

of those three teams

Arizona prob has the best chance to win a SB

[smoky fable]

HAHAHAHA

not a chance

[honest umbra]

I’m saying between those three

if there was a team at home to win again

you guys thinking raiders improve a decent amount this season?

[smoky fable]

not in the division

[honest umbra]

my problem is that they are in such a stacked division

[rustic ore]

I mean they have the best QB of the 3 but I kinda like the Raiders overall roster a bitmore

[smoky fable]

It looks too difficult

[honest umbra]

I would pick raiders too

[rustic ore]

3 WC spots

[honest umbra]

But their path seems so treacherous

where as cards kinda just have to beat us lol

no offense to niners or hawks fans

[smoky fable]

Bengals, Colts, Broncos?

Ravens as well?

[rustic ore]

Bengals winning their division

[honest umbra]

Yea AFC is brutal and unfair

I’m happy to be in NFC

[rustic ore]

Steelers and Browns ain't doing jack

[smoky fable]

NFC is open

[honest umbra]

It’s like three top teams

And then the rest

[rustic ore]

Fr, NFC is insanely top heavy

[honest umbra]

Bucs, Rams and Packers

[rustic ore]

Yeah

[honest umbra]

And packers lost their weapon lol

[smoky fable]

No NFC East team

ha

[rustic ore]

The benefit of the best young QB prospects all ending up in the AFC I suppose

[honest umbra]

And if Brady had stayed retired alongside Packers having no true WR

[rustic ore]

They'll all kill each other and then the NFC will pick the bones

[honest umbra]

NFC might have been the most open in years

But as of now, it is still those 3

[rustic ore]

Ravens and Bengals will be interesting to watch this season

[honest umbra]

Trey could be absolutely elite though so you never know

I think ravens play better this year

[rustic ore]

If Bal wasn't so overly aggressive they would've made the playoffs in spite of all of the injuries

[smoky fable]

I think the Chiefs get the wild card this year

[rustic ore]

Ohh

Spicy

You taking LAC?

[honest umbra]

So who wins the division

Chargers?

[smoky fable]

Yep

[honest umbra]

I wouldn’t disagree with u

[rustic ore]

I can see it

[honest umbra]

They got really really really good

[smoky fable]

I think the Chargers take the next step.

[honest umbra]

this off-season

[rustic ore]

Their HC needs to know when not to roll the dice though

[smoky fable]

They've upgraded the roster.

[honest umbra]

im honestly thinking of going to a chargers game this season too

[smoky fable]

Don't jinx them

[honest umbra]

Staley is my man but he literally said last week he ain’t stopping doing that

[rustic ore]

Absolute mad man

[honest umbra]

hey rams still won SB last year

[smoky fable]

The defensive Pederson

[honest umbra]

but it is true that the two last rams games I have been to, they have not played that well

[smoky fable]

I got to say, when McVay makes questionable decisions, it really shows.

[honest umbra]

McVay coached well last year

my criticism of him was in general a longer criticism of goff

[smoky fable]

When he does make questionable decisions

Of course he's the best coach in the NFC I think right now

[honest umbra]

but yes when he makes bad decisions, they are heightened

[smoky fable]

yep

[honest umbra]

I’d take mcvay over any one in the NFC

but the AFC has some good choices

not to mention the demon lord himself

[smoky fable]

Also, losing Hill will take some adjustment.

[rustic ore]

True

More focus on Kelce now

[smoky fable]

Only Shanahan and Lafleur stand up to him.

[honest umbra]

Arians stepped down right buc?

[rustic ore]

Yeah

[smoky fable]

It's Bowles now

[rustic ore]

Now Bowles is the head man

[honest umbra]

Bowles is good though

I can see him doing well

[rustic ore]

I mean he has a stacked roster

[smoky fable]

This ain't the Jets

[honest umbra]

You think he runs both sides of the ball?

[smoky fable]

That's what you're saying

[rustic ore]

I'm not confident his decision making will be the best but he damn sure is gonna be carried by top end talent

[rustic ore]

Nah he's just calling the D

[honest umbra]

Makes sense

[rustic ore]

O will be Leftwich

[honest umbra]

Who’s OC?

Ah

You’ll be fine then

[smoky fable]

Hmmmmm.......

[honest umbra]

lol

maybe

[smoky fable]

He seemed like he had some Mike McCoy influences on him.

[rustic ore]

We have co-DCs who are gonna be responsible for preparing the D players and then Bowles will call the D game days

[smoky fable]

Run up the middle on first down

I'm serious

[honest umbra]

Yea bowles running D makes most sense

[rustic ore]

Dude we did that so much and it almost never worked out

[smoky fable]

I think Mike McCoy infected him

[rustic ore]

Was maddening

[honest umbra]

Bruh our RBs can’t even stay healthy at all

[smoky fable]

Oh my goodness, he has infected him

[honest umbra]

it is such a dying position

[rustic ore]

I'm just hoping Brady has enough influence to spread it out

[honest umbra]

what kid grows up tryna be a RB these days man

[smoky fable]

It's one of the most physical positions

[honest umbra]

u don’t even play long enough to get paid

[smoky fable]

I'm not surprised

[smoky fable]

Hope Godwin stays healthy

[rustic ore]

Fr, play any other position than RB. Most injury prone on average as well as most easily replaceable

[honest umbra]

to this day godwin scares me way more than evans

[rustic ore]

Blessed to have them both

[honest umbra]

like evans is consistently good

no doubt

[smoky fable]

ramsey has to cover him

[honest umbra]

but godwin feels like he can go that extra gear to destroy you

he burned Ramsey LOL

would have been bradys last memorable TD

but then he unretired

[rustic ore]

Dude Ramsey was ass in the playoffs after being solid all year, don't even know what happened

[versed forge]

Id put LV over LAC tbh, but chiefs winning the div again

[honest umbra]

Yea he wasn’t elite

I’ll admit to that

[smoky fable]

donald was good

[honest umbra]

But he still a dawg and I got faith in him

Ramsey has insane amount of responsibility on defense

[rustic ore]

They already showed that on the last offensive play for Cincy that if Burrow had just a second more to throw he had Chase wide ass open for a game tying TD cause Ramsey got shook and fell down

[honest umbra]

yea I seen it

But good thing is we DID have Donald

so it works out

imagine the scenes if chase catches that and they win though

Baltimore on fire

[rustic ore]

Mind you the one big TD he gave up wasn't really his fault cause he got face masked but

[honest umbra]

Actually pissed me off

How do u miss that lol

but I ain’t gonna dawdle on a SB win

plus I actually love the bengals

[rustic ore]

Refs really should be able to call penalties if you see them happen on replays

[honest umbra]

like I said they were facing ANY other team

and I would be rooting for shiesty

[rustic ore]

It'd be cool if Cincy wins a chip one day

[honest umbra]

I support it

[rustic ore]

Burrow is a dog

[honest umbra]

Joey B is cold

[smoky fable]

Really tough conference though

[honest umbra]

How did zac make the SB before lefluer though

lol

[rustic ore]

Eh, really only see Baltimore as a threat

[honest umbra]

Oh yea

[rustic ore]

Cause Rodgers chokes in the playoffs

[honest umbra]

Bills are team to beat

I don’t even blame rodgers for the last one strictly

that team forgets how to play

[rustic ore]

I'd be stunned if the Bills don't run the table this year

[honest umbra]

in the first quarter of that snow game I could already tell u niners was winning

[rustic ore]

They are just insanely stacked

[honest umbra]

Yea bills should run it

Miller gonna be great for them

OBJ gonna sign with them week 12 too

[smoky fable]

https://twitter.com/DavisNolan/status/1561100287233986561

Davis Nolan (@DavisNolan)

@jwyattsports @rhettbtennessee @titansradio @TitansAmie @bbishop23 @MickeyRyan1045 @TeresaMWalker @TDavenport_NFL @glennonsports With storms leaving and rain tapering off, things are looking up!

Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 9:18 PM

@rustic ore

huh

[honest umbra]

?

isn’t that just a weather update

[rustic ore]

Been raining today

[smoky fable]

just didn't know there was a storm there

[smoky fable]

I didn't know that the weather was like that there now

[smoky fable]

It was just more I was unaware of that.

[honest umbra]

is this Tampa or teneesee

[rustic ore]

Tampa

[honest umbra]

oh

[rustic ore]

Oh wait no

That has to be Tennessee

All that blue

Yeah my b I'm dumb

[smoky fable]

it is the Titans

[rustic ore]

It's Tennessee

[smoky fable]

Hope no one gets hurt

[versed forge]

Malik willis wins those

[rustic ore]

I really want Willis to be good

I like him a lot

[versed forge]

Same

[smoky fable]

Not ready yet though

[versed forge]

I want him to start

But it wont happen

Maybe next year he’ll start for the titans

Chiefs new defense looks so promising

Karlaftis is a W

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/aliladiere/status/1561079794477010945?t=htl61XeNZ1J-6NcOvLDJfA&s=19

chief (@aliladiere)

Man we’ve really suffered

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this still cracks me up

[celest zephyr]

Fucking us United and West Ham

@robust grotto me and you battle to who has the worse recruitment and summer window

[rustic mountain]

Whoever decided on this as the training camp hat design

Fire them

Absolutely atrocious

Literally not a single team looks good

[honest umbra]

these suck

i can do better

[rustic mountain]

Absolutely dude

[rustic ore]

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/08/20/roquan-smith-will-play-for-bears-on-current-contract/

https://tenor.com/view/kondo-marie-kondo-konmari-kondo-method-organize-gif-5685397

[dim kettle]

Man, I can't even look at the Bucs uniforms combo tweet without seeing the replies be nothing but Manchester United fans spamming the Glazers like it will actually do anything.

[honest umbra]

sry

they do be like that

[honest umbra]

think of a team that was consistently good thru ur whole lifetime

for like 30-40 yearsd

with one manager

and now been absolute shite for the last 10 years with multiple managers

with crazy amount of international fans and insane expectations with over a bill spent

idk what the american equivalence is but thats how man u fans feel

[rustic ore]

Guess maybe Cowboys?

[dim kettle]

Cowboy, Yankee fans.

[rustic ore]

They had Landry for decades and won multiple chips with him

[honest umbra]

yea but cowboys dont usually complain about jerry i think

[rustic ore]

[honest umbra]

and idek who owns the yankees

[dim kettle]

Do Laker fans complain about the ownership?

[rustic ore]

Steinbrenner I think

[honest umbra]

in the last 2 years yes

shes been very cheap

tbh for a team as big as the lakers

she isnt really the wealthiest owner lol

the buss's never have been

compared to across the street where balmer is worth billions and billions

[honest umbra]

https://twitter.com/ColeFartleyy/status/1561137952054513670

Cole (@ColeFartleyy)

Trevor Lawrence attempting to throw a football to Christian Kirk

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Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 11:47 PM

[versed forge]

[simple seal]

https://tenor.com/view/kylo-ren-gif-18636078

[sweet tree]

dcu is asscheeks

[rustic ore]

@dim kettle https://vxtwitter.com/JCAllenNFL/status/1561160544220073984

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-fuck-frustrated-gif-15331740

[dim kettle]

And this came after coming off another knee injury. Can't catch a break.

[rustic ore]

Guess it's Goedeke's job to lose now

Good thing Brady has a quick release

[smoky fable]

Hope your depth is good

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1561162789011456000

Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)

Bucs’ G Aaron Stinnie has been ruled out of tonight’s game vs. Tennessee with a knee injury that caused him to be carted off.

Twitter · Aug 21, 2022, 1:26 AM

[native sonnet]

Haven't the Bucs already had 3 lineman injured?

[rustic ore]

He'd be the 3rd

Jensen out with a knee injury we're waiting to see if he needs surgery for, and Wirfs is out potentially to begin the season with an oblique strain

[haughty moss]

https://twitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/1561161228587651072?s=20&t=yuTKQI9VxVlYdVzQvhZqdw

FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX)

ALBERT… AGAIN 🥵

6️⃣9️⃣2️⃣!

(via @BallySportsMW)
https://t.co/bDYLu0OBoS

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[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1561168336691544067

Got to appreciate Gruden, man made sabotaging your own team an art form

[haughty moss]

lmao smh

[proud coyote]

why does Dana have any sway in the NFL lol

[honest umbra]

Hey guys we have talked about potentially doing a fantasy football league in the past. I've decided to make one this year, feel free to join. If you're not super into football, trust me, this is the perfect way to get more into it and get hooked week to week. Plus if you have any questions about how it works or anything, just ask me and I can help you. Just click the link below and go from there, we will have the draft before the season starts
https://fantasy.espn.com/football/league/join?leagueId=583057071&inviteId=d5a4c45d-158c-473e-8b18-2cc3dca143ea

@proud coyote can u pin when u get a chance pls

[rose sleet]

Dolphins 🐬 Winning it alll

[proud coyote]

wtf ESPN

[honest umbra]

you think yahoo is better call?

i usually do yahoo

[proud coyote]

I like yahoo yeah but we can do ESPN if you prefer it

I've just never done it

[honest umbra]

its basically the same and easier for newer players

[proud coyote]

kk

[rose sleet]

Y’all playing wit money

[proud coyote]

we do not endorse gambling in this server

[rose sleet]

☠️

[proud coyote]

what does that skull emoji convey

[honest umbra]

@versed forge @loud forum @split wren @dim ledge @smoky fable @dim kettle @rustic ore @left shore

fantasy football link below if anyones interested

i just tagged from my recent research on anyone who might be interested

[loud forum]

I’m down

[dim kettle]

Sorry. Still not interested in fantasy football.

[honest umbra]

yea ik, just wanted to give it a try

[loud forum]

I got a friend who might be interested

[honest umbra]

no mind

[dim kettle]

Gotcha

[honest umbra]

i wanna keep it OP server related for a small bit traf

but i dont mind if he joins

[loud forum]

She’s in the server lol

[honest umbra]

oops she*

oh thats cool then

would def prefer more people than less

[rose sleet]

Aye can I hop on

[loud forum]

@modest totem still down for fantasy football?

[honest umbra]

ye

anyone in the server can hop on

i just tagged people i thought might be potentially interested

[rose sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/miami-dolphins-football-gif-20519793

[dim ledge]

on one condition

you and @proud coyote help me bc i have no idea whos good

[honest umbra]

i dont mind

[dim ledge]

im in then

[honest umbra]

i do that with my irl friends anyway

i actually love competitive leagues

[dim ledge]

might be a good idea since Darwin sabatoged my FPL

[honest umbra]

way more than just hogging all the good players

[dim ledge]

[honest umbra]

oh yea dang

im third currently

so im chilling

[left shore]

Ty for the Inv,Joined !

[proud coyote]

yup ill help you

[dim ledge]

ill log on after i complete this form for school

[left shore]

It starting on Monday?

Also fate when’s the draft ?

[loud forum]

Jalen Hurts #1 ranked QB?

Questionable

[honest umbra]

so lets see who joins first

and then go from there

no way hurts is #1

has to be allen right?

[loud forum]

They have hurts over allen

[honest umbra]

tbf hurts was pretty elite last year though

[loud forum]

He was but I’d take mahomes and Allen over him any time of the day

[rose sleet]

Aldo getting knocked out

😭😭

[honest umbra]

id go allen, herbert, mahomes, then hurts somewhere in the top 5

[versed forge]

Cool i joined

[honest umbra]

lamar maybe?

[loud forum]

Ah did I miss the fight?

What happen

[rose sleet]

No

It’s about to start

[loud forum]

Okay bet

[honest umbra]

usman wins right?

[rose sleet]

Ye I got him winning

[loud forum]

Usman easy favorite. But id love to see an upset

[honest umbra]

i wouldnt

i love usman

[rustic ore]

Yeah Allen's #1

Hurts #6 though

Really banking on his running ability I see

And the fact he plays in a shit division

[honest umbra]

yea no

hurts def up there

but like

theres def better

id def take allen, herbert, mahomes, jackson over him

idk the 5th but theres prob someone

[versed forge]

What abt brady

[rustic ore]

8

[honest umbra]

yea

bradys good

but um fantasy is diff

[versed forge]

How come hes so low

[rustic ore]

Brady is 8 in PPR and 9 in non PPR

[honest umbra]

points are accumulated by how many yards ur getting

for a qb who isnt as mobile

as the others

[versed forge]

Ah makes sense

[rustic ore]

Fucking Trey Lance is #12 in both

Jesus

[honest umbra]

hes going to get less yards

[rustic ore]

[honest umbra]

is stafford top 10-12 range?

[versed forge]

Im new to fantasy, i kinda get how it works thougj

[rustic ore]

Hes 13 in both

[honest umbra]

interesting

not bad though ill take it

kupp is an insane weapon but after him/robinson, his value drops off

[rustic ore]

Are we PPR or non PPR?

[honest umbra]

ppr sir

[rustic ore]

Fair

[honest umbra]

have never played non PPR myself

[rustic ore]

Matt Ryan coming in at #21, rough

And that's with a really solid team around him

[honest umbra]

i dont really diagree with the top 10

except maybe wilson?

[rustic ore]

I understand why Rodgers isn't top 10 but it's just really weird for me seeing guys like Murray, Hurts, Dak, and Wilson above him

[honest umbra]

it seems two of the analyst were much higher on lance than the other two

[honest umbra]

yea same

but totally makes sense

rodgers is amazing

but who he gonna throw to?

[rustic ore]

No clear cut #1 does that to you

Adams was a monster for him

[loud forum]

Okay this is a much better list. ESPN is tripping

[honest umbra]

adams was insane

that has to be an ESPN list too no?

[rustic ore]

It is ESPN's

[honest umbra]

i see fields and clay on there

they are espn analyst

[rustic ore]

That's their PPR list for QBs

[loud forum]

[rustic ore]

Or I mean their QB list for PPR leagues

[honest umbra]

this one is more accurate to how people are actually drafting/starting QBs

rodgers in top 10

then wilson, stafford, lance

i bet theres someone in our league whos gonna draft a QB 1st round lol

[loud forum]

Lmaoo

[rustic ore]

Will it be snake or round robin?

[loud forum]

I did that my first time. And it happened to be 2015 MVP cam newton

[honest umbra]

snake

[rustic ore]

Also fair

[loud forum]

Snake

[honest umbra]

yea im gonna go casual for most rules

any specific in terms of points or div/playoff seedings

ill deliberate

[rose sleet]

Tua number 1

[honest umbra]

tua might have a good year

waddle gotta do his thing

next to hill

[rustic ore]

Call me crazy, but if you're like picking top 3 and you're in a snake draft I don't necessarily think it's the worst thing in the world to get a QB with your first pick if it's the #1 guy

[loud forum]

Waddle too. He’s a sleeper

[rustic ore]

Waddle is gonna go off this year

[honest umbra]

yea

but if ur top 2 this year

taylor-mccaffrey make the most sense

[rustic ore]

If Tua can reliably get him the ball but I wouldn't be shocked if McDaniel tries using him like SF uses Deebo and has him run it a lot

[honest umbra]

and if ur like top 6 chase, jefferson, kupp

allen is amazing but hes gonna get u 30-40

[loud forum]

McCaffery worries me a bit

[honest umbra]

hes played 10 games

in the alst 2 seasons

BUTTT

if hes healthy

he is GUARANTEED points

high risk, high reward

[loud forum]

I think I’d take cook over Mac if it were up to me at 2nd pick

[rustic ore]

Big if though

Same

[honest umbra]

yea sorry

[modest totem]

Hell yeah 😎

[honest umbra]

any of cook, mccaffrey, taylor

all elite

[loud forum]

Link is pinned

[rustic ore]

Taylor is gonna go nuts this year

[loud forum]

Taylor finna do numbers OMG

[rustic ore]

He has an actual NFL quality QB for the first time to force teams to respect Indy's passing game

Like my goodness

He could break the rushing record this year

[loud forum]

Bro that O-line of theirs is ridiculous

[honest umbra]

i had taylor his rookie year

[rustic ore]

He for sure is getting 2k yards from scrimmage at least

[honest umbra]

he was good

but wasnt insane

to see him be this good makes my heart warm

[loud forum]

Quinten Nelson himself is just over whelming for most Defensive Lineman

[honest umbra]

man

my luck with rb hasnt been the best

elliot taking a back seat to pollard last year

was meh

funny enough, they still gave elliot all red zone touches

[rustic ore]

Never pay RBs

Never

9/10 it bites you

[honest umbra]

cant think of last rb who was paid

and did well

was henry paid?

[rustic ore]

Yeah

Same with Cook

But they're really outliers

Zeke was off to a historic start to his career, got paid, ain't done shit since

[modest totem]

Okay got it 😎

[honest umbra]

nice

we got 8 so far

[smoky fable]

That’s a bit funny considering what you said with your history of gambling. But that’s reasonable.

[smoky fable]

Always get good ones though

[smoky fable]

Think he’s just done by this point

[smoky fable]

Interested

[smoky fable]

Allen with the 1st round pick no matter what

[honest umbra]

join monster

[versed forge]

When does the draft start?

[honest umbra]

we can decide once we have the league full

the time will be challenging considering we might have an international crowd

[versed forge]

Yeah

[smoky fable]

Just did

[honest umbra]

u joined already right btw? @proud coyote

2 spots left

[rose sleet]

Yo rock hold a quitter

[proud coyote]

yup

[honest umbra]

ok cool

[proud coyote]

altitude is gassing all of them

[honest umbra]

where is it?

[proud coyote]

salt lake

[smoky fable]

Utah

[rose sleet]

What’s the altitude

Cause They were gassed in the first round

[proud coyote]

4.2k'

[honest umbra]

dang

thats tough lol

[proud coyote]

1300 meters if you're not an american

but tbh luke is old as hell lmao

he fought well, I had no issues with him

[rose sleet]

Damn

Why they pick Utah of all places

[rustic ore]

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/08/20/kavontae-turpin-returns-a-kickoff-and-a-punt-for-touchdowns-in-first-half/

[honest umbra]

usman trains in colorado huh

so hes already used to the altitude

[rose sleet]

What

No way

Edwards

[honest umbra]

NO WAY

HOW DID HE PULL

THAT OFF

he was lost

HE WAS LOST

where tf did that come from??

[rustic ore]

Wowwwwwww

GG Leon

I can't even be mad

Upset of the year

England you have a UFC champ once more

[honest umbra]

bro

he was so far and out

less than a min left

how did he execute the best kick ever?

[rustic ore]

Usman with his first UFC loss

[honest umbra]

dude couldnt even look at his own coach

[rustic ore]

First loss in 9 years

[honest umbra]

sheesh

i wonder if usman got too relaxed there at the end

[rustic ore]

Just ended a 19 fight win streak

Tip of the hat to Leon Edwards

Well fucking done

Don't matter how you get there just get that belt

[rose sleet]

Crazy

Usman was dominating the whole fight

[smoky fable]

Damn Usman lost?

Wow

[rustic ore]

Yup

Shocking loss at end of the 5th

[smoky fable]

What was the reason

[rustic ore]

KO by head kick

[sweet tree]

is that an upset

[smoky fable]

Ah

[honest umbra]

very big upset

[rose sleet]

Ye

[rustic ore]

Very

[honest umbra]

like

usman had rounds 2-3-4 WRAPPED up

[rustic ore]

Usman was arguably the best in the UFC pound for pound

[honest umbra]

and even 5 to an extend

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/ProFightsInfo/status/1561216316488306691

[honest umbra]

it was a MINTUE left

and out of nowhere

he does that

[sweet tree]

night night

[rustic ore]

Right on the button

He didn't see that coming

[smoky fable]

Will definitely see a rematch coming

[rustic ore]

Oh yeah

Usman is getting that belt back for sure

[rose sleet]

😭😭

[rustic ore]

But Leon earned his moment in the sun

[rose sleet]

Man one damn kick

[rustic ore]

That's why you fight to the buzzer

Can't let your guard down

[smoky fable]

Seemed like a really good fight. Thought Usman would keep it.

[slim nacelle]

I’m at a loss for words

[brazen bear]

Headshot. Dead.

[rustic ore]

First British champ since Bisping in 2016, 2nd ever

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/LaurieFitzptrck/status/1561155453291225089

[rustic ore]

Know he was born in Jamaica so also gets the designation of being first Jamaican champ as well but he was raised in the UK so I'd consider him British

[brazen bear]

I'm both Jamaican n Nigerian so ion know how to feel

[rustic ore]

It do be like that sometimes

Just focus on the happy for now and try to leave to sad for later

[loud forum]

Gah damn usman

[smoky fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/5city_/status/1561217078358687745

[rustic ore]

Truly shocked fight reactions are just the best

Especially in the UFC

[smoky fable]

Very good.

Just seeing the other guy saying "Oh my god" in shock

[slim nacelle]

I’m playing British rap for the entire day now

[rustic ore]

#ItsComingHome

[smoky fable]

Maybe

[magic bluff]

Duuuuude

No matter what happens to that belt this night is in Edwards' mind for the rest of his life

[blissful adder]

Usman got KNOCKED OUT

Omg

[short spindle]

Knew Usyk was going to win

[burnt cedar]

LEON WDWARDSSSSSS

Met Leon Edwards a few weeks ago told him to get it done and he did

[blissful adder]

This guy is Bello betty lvl motivator

[burnt cedar]

@short spindle The Pope knows ball https://twitter.com/pontifex/status/1520712131162906627?s=21&t=VL8jZ81cwRdbIcc-yv8NWw

Pope Francis (@Pontifex)

When our nets are empty in life, it is not the time to feel sorry for ourselves, to have fun, to return to old pastimes. It is the time to start again with Jesus, to find the courage to begin again, to set out with him. #GospelOfTheDay (Jn 21:1-19)

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Twitter · May 1, 2022, 10:30 AM

[short spindle]

My respect for the Pope 📈📈

[bitter rover]

@burnt cedar

He did it, so happy for Leon

[bitter rover]

Wow awesome

[burnt cedar]

Let’s gooooo

During the 5th round I was so close to turning it off

[bitter rover]

I got spoiled by masvidal of all people this morning, when he mentioned something going back to england

[burnt cedar]

I made sure not to check my phone at all

[bitter rover]

So figured Leon won, but didnt know how

Thoughy he would get a sub in the last round or something

[burnt cedar]

Dana was talking about the trilogy in Wembley

[bitter rover]

Also Luke vs Costa probably most hilarious fight ever

Every costa fights something ridiculous happens, hope he stays with ufc

Leon got so many potential big fights

[proud coyote]

fucking luke lmao

the blood licking

[bitter rover]

Rematch with usman, rebooking with khamzat, hetting back at masvidal

[proud coyote]

oli btw

im manga muting you

[burnt cedar]

The fuck you into a the hook

[bitter rover]

Oh thanks juba

Retirement speech too, ”im just too fucking old”

Great main events

Leon post fight speech too, damn

Not a fan of the trigger hand gesture but ”p4p headshot dead” was pretty badass

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/ProFightsInfo/status/1561216316488306691

Monster got found this earlier

[bitter rover]

Going to a friends house to rewatch the main events, want to see his spoiler-free reaction

[short spindle]

Lmfao

Chelsea 2-0 down

[haughty moss]

terrible 1st half

[grim ravine]

is it going on now?

[short spindle]

Yes

[grim ravine]

where cani waytch it

[short spindle]

Mendy is getting exposed

Find a stream on twitter like me

Sky sports

[grim ravine]

i gotta troll my friend tmmrw a chelsea fan

aight

[haughty moss]

https://tenor.com/view/im-out-of-here-gif-24981088

3-0

[celest zephyr]

@robust grotto wtf west ham

[robust grotto]

The usual

Predictable games

[celest zephyr]

We’re both shit aren’t we

Imagine rice leaving ham

[robust grotto]

Predictable tactics and line ups. No creativity, always something in the way

[celest zephyr]

and mads leaving us

we’re both in the Championship no time

[robust grotto]

Never beat Brighton since they’ve come up. 11 games, zero wins

[celest zephyr]

Tbh Brighton is a solid side but that’s not a good excuse

[robust grotto]

Championship it is 🤝🫡

[celest zephyr]

[robust grotto]

nah no excuses, just speaking facts is all

[short spindle]

Kehrer nightmare debut

Moyes should start Scamacca instead of bringing him on for the last 30 minutes

Are we witnessing the falls of United,West Ham,Everton and Leicester? And a rise of Leeds,Fulham and Forest? Idk

[celest zephyr]

No

first few games won’t show things

real talk post-winter transfer window

[robust grotto]

We’re bad tbh

[short spindle]

Don't worry Lunik

We lost our first 3 games without scoring

We finished 5th

We even conceded more

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/chiweethegod/status/1561217131571662849?t=SffRSNBUKcgbo5WVVIXK-A&s=19

kick looks nasty from that angle lol
😬

𝚁𝚘𝚢 𝙳𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝙹𝚛 (@chiweethegod)

here’s the slow motion view of Leon “Rocky” Edwards DEVASTATING high kick to Kamaru Usman’s chin and neck and face

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Twitter · Aug 21, 2022, 5:02 AM

[celest zephyr]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/wu1ir1/dennis_rodman_says_hes_going_to_russia_to_seek/

wtf

this has to be a movie

[hasty basin]

Why did

Dias get subbed on

On 20th min

[celest zephyr]

oh canada won huh

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/1561383675874496514?s=20&t=nwBoj-BFS_XM__-wm6Ms1A

Greg Auman (@gregauman)

Bowles says Tristan Wirfs is "day to day" with his strained oblique and shouldn't be much of a concern relating to Week 1 against Dallas.

Twitter · Aug 21, 2022, 4:04 PM

https://twitter.com/ScottSBucs/status/1561383283979583495?s=20&t=nwBoj-BFS_XM__-wm6Ms1A

Scott Smith (@ScottSBucs)

Head Coach Todd Bowles says QB Tom Brady will be back with the team early this week, as planned.

Twitter · Aug 21, 2022, 4:02 PM

[celest zephyr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NE0HVwUtZk

what a save

ducks have a loaded young core

good thing i don't have to worry about the west lol

[dim kettle]

Leafs officially move to the West starting 2023-24 season

[hasty basin]

Wilson changed alot

[sweet tree]

sheesh newcastle up 3-1

[hasty basin]

Fr

Even

Trippier scored

Damn

[sweet tree]

yeah, well taken freekick

[dim ledge]

@proud coyote how does this tweet make you feel

https://twitter.com/49ers/status/1561393216699523078?t=1I7QbTiW7w6GPz5LDxSugQ&s=19

San Francisco 49ers (@49ers)

A perfect weekend of football. Well done @LUFC! 👏 #MOT

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102

Twitter · Aug 21, 2022, 4:42 PM

[broken ledge]

Newcastle leading 3-1

[hasty basin]

Kinda hope for a Bernardo Silva goal

[sweet tree]

haaland gets his goal

3-2

bro's pace is insane 💀

BERNARDOOO

de bruyne is brilliant dawg

3-3

[hasty basin]

LMAO

Gundogan again?

Damn

[sweet tree]

no bernardo got the 3rd

kdb assist

[hasty basin]

LETS GOOOO

[hasty basin]

Hehehehehe

[sweet tree]

you made a bet?

[hasty basin]

Nah for FPL

[sweet tree]

ah I c

[hasty basin]

This is pretty nice

Trippier RC?

[sweet tree]

yuh

lmao

[broken ledge]

Tripper got a red

[hasty basin]

Oh my god.

[broken ledge]

That’s it city is winning

[sweet tree]

it's been changed to a yellow after VAR review

[hasty basin]

Kvara scored again

What a legend

[short spindle]

Fuck

Trippier and Guimaraes in my fpl

[hasty basin]

Dw

It got

Overturned

I think

Yeah

[short spindle]

Thank god

[hasty basin]

Bro

Idk how

My FPL is doing so well rn

Previous MDs I didn't even get average points

LMAO

https://twitter.com/FootballReprt/status/1561399751421186050

Football Report 🕊☮️🌍🌎🌏 #BerhalterOut (@FootballReprt)

Kvicha Kvaratskhelia GOLAZO!!!!

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Twitter · Aug 21, 2022, 5:08 PM

Aaaaa he's so good

https://twitter.com/LCFC/status/1561401997173014528

Leicester City (@LCFC)

"The decision was easy." - Jamie Vardy speaks about signing his new contract 💬

Twitter · Aug 21, 2022, 5:17 PM

Vardy stayed

In Leicester

For 2 more years

[loud forum]

I’m ready for the fantasy season 😤

[versed forge]